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Yeah, hello?
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We're on our way.
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We're getting to the party.
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What do you mean you guys are gone?
I thought we said we'd join you.
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Ah... no more alcohol?
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Okay, yeah.
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Ben!
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Let me have a chat with Marion and
Fleur and I'll call you back.
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Actually more with Marion,
because Fleur is in the middle of a lips workout.
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Hey bruv!
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So, Girls? What do we do?
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Marion? Fleur?
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- Ben!
- What? What?!
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Have you changed your
WIFI pass again?
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- Have you changed your WIFI pass?
- Are you still connected to my routeur?
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- Hiya Ben!
- Hiya.
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Go ahead.
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C, lower case V, hifen...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm on Tinder.
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- Tinder? Show me.
- Fleur! I'm texting!
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Benjamin...
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Q, R, upper case P, O.
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You know you can modify your password?
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I love my password.
I love my WIFI. Bye.
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- There's something weird or what?
- What?
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- He's got the exact same smile on every pic.
- That's scary.
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- Be careful.
- I think he's a sales rep.
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You're jealous, that's all.
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Or a psycho.
Either a sales rep or a psycho.
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Fuck, mom! I don't believe this.
Use the doorbell!
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It's an emergency. You were not answering my calls.
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Your nephew used my Ipad.
Now it's unusable.
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Mom, I don't have time for that, I swear.
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- I'm doing this for you.
- Okay, give me that..
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I want to book a restaurant for
when we get to Biarritz.
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Don't you find your virtual encounters
a wee bit pathetic?
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Don't you wanna leave some room
for the beauty of randomness?
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Do you prefer Caves Saint Jean
or Chez Bibi?
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I don't know Mom. It's
in 3 days, I don't give a shit.
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- I'm gonna ask your brother
- Right, ask him
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Arthur!
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- Hiya Nicole!
- Hiya!
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Where do you want to eat
on Tuesday night?
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We're going to the Courtepaille
before the motorway exit.
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What? Is this a joke?
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No, mom, it's more handy.
They have a ball pit.
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No, no, it's either the Caves Saint Jean
or Chez Bibi. Pick one.
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Courtepaille then.
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- Courtepaille then?
- Yup.
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OK. Good night.
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Ben?
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FIRST HOLIDAYS
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Benjamin!
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Marion?
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Watch out, watch out!
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- Catch the boat, catch the boat.
- Yep, yep, yep yep yep.
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- All good all good all good
- Great, thanks a lot.
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Do you want me to anchor the boat?
I can take the bottle and anchor it.
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- do what?
- Anchor the boat. Moor it.
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Nah nah, we're leaving, it's ok.
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- Hey, mister is a sailor eh?
- Yes, a wee bit.
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Careful, there's quite a gap there.
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Gentleman, old school. I love it
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Delighted to meet you though.
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Love your t-shirt.
What does it say? ESIC?
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Yeah, it's my business school.
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Very stylish, I like it.
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What have you planned for tonight?
Amaze us!
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I don't know. We'll start with a drink and wing it...
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- Hey! Quite original, no?
- Shut your mouth Romain.
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Anyway, you really have
a beautiful smile.
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Shut your mouth, Romain!
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I'm not sure what it means,
but thank you.
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- Ok guys. Have a nice trip.
- Bye!
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- Bye, ESIC.
- Bye.
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- Well, hiya.
- Good evening.
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- How is it going?
-I left my bag inside the pub.
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A bit chilly for July,
don't you think?
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- Are you going to have a forecast talk?
- No, it's just...
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Why not eh?
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Oh yeah,
I got you a wee present.
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- A present?
- Yes.
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I have exactly what
you asked for.
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You really got meds?
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I got you an antiacid.
You needed it.
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That's very very nice.
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I wanted to make things right for my
date. My very first Tinder date.
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- So it's really your first Tinder date?
- Well, yes.
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Cause usually people say that, but...
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- And it's not true?
- No.
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Ok I see.
And you? Is this your first?
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- No, it's not your first?
- No, I didn't lie to you.
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How many?
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I don't know, I didn't count.
Thirty, fourty?...
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Thirty, fourty?!
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Yes but don't worry, I usually
get bored after 1 minute.
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Alright.
I'm not sure it makes me feel better...
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- Well, cheers.
- cheers!
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To antiacids!
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You're lucky. This one is lemon flavoured.
They're the best.
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Compared to what?
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Compared to mint flavour,
they're disgusting.
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Horrible. Have you ever tried?
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Dreadful. They almost lost me
with the mint flavour.
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- Are you pharmacist?
- No, I'm a sales rep.
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But I hate feeling sick.
That's why I always carry meds with me.
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I you want, I have paracetamol,
If you sprain your ankle, I have arnica.
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Always one step ahead.
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- So what do you do for a living?
- I draw.
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- You draw
- I draw graphic novels.
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That's great..
Do you make a living of it?
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- No.
- No?
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I'm living on government money
waiting for a suggar daddy.
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Hence the dates.
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I see. Shit.
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- I'm kidding, Benjamin.
- That's what I thought.
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Sorry, I take everything at face value.
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I'm going step by step...
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- I think it's time... time to go.
- Time to go.
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We're going!
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I'm very sorry, you have
to say good bye to your best friend.
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Fuck, I forgot she was here.
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I feel like she's a part of me now.
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Yes, now you're great.
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I feel like she's a shoulder pad.
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You... you...
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You'd like to go for a walk?
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I'd love to, but the problem is I have
another Tinder date in 30mn.
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Oh yeah?
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- Woaw
- Ben!
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You should get my sense of humour by now.
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Fuck! I didn't get it at all.
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Are you ok?
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Are you crying?
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You really cum like a deaf person.
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I don't want to disturb your neighbour.
Holy cow!
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Holy cow!
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Fuck!
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Holy cow!
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Do all you Tinder dates end like that?
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Nah, stairs sex is just with you.
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That's good to know.
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Can I use your bathroom...
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To clean my hands...
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- You want to take a pee?
- Yes.
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Alright. At the back of the flat,
on your right.
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- yellow door
- Ok
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Oh fuck. Holly cow!
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Holly cow!
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Oof... Holly cow!
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know..
I'm sorry.
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- You alright, ESIC?
- I was looking for the loo, but...
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Don't hesitate, we won't look.
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No, no no no.
I'm not doing it in front of you.
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I'm gonna leave you to it. Sorry.
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No no, wait, actually I could use your help.
You must know your way around taxes.
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Do you know what 'unrated taxable income
for PEA-PME' means?
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That's my tax return.
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Ok, do you have any shares in
a business?
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A PME or a PMI?
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No?
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Nah, he's an experimental musician.
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Ha ok, well in that case, no need
to fill that document.
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- I'll leave you to it.
- Do you have a cigaret?
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- No, I don't smoke. Ciao.
- Bye.
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- Ben?
- Yeah, I'm here.
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Come with me.
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- Where are you?
- Come in the kitchen.
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Where are you going?
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Come!
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I didn't know they were together.
They're having a bath.
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Nah, sometimes we have bath
as friends, that's all.
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Alright. Ok.
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Come on. One step each.
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- It's very high.
- One step each.
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Careful! It's nothing. It happened
to me a thousand times.
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Look at me in the eyes.
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- Honestly I hate you.
- You adore me.
- Holy cow.
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Give me your hand.
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- Do you adore me?
- Yes, for real, I...
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Come on, we're almost there.
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That's exactly what I needed to end
the night. Dying falling from a roof.
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- So, your holidays will be in Biarritz?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it's Biarritz.
Three weeks.
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Like for the past 37 years.
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Oh yeah?
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Eh.
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You, where are you going?
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I'm going to Beirut, with
my crazy friends.
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- Beirut?
- Yes.
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That's lovely.
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But isn't Syria better that
time of the year?
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Very good time. I think you'll
a better blast over there.
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You know, Syria is great.
But I've already been.
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Ok I see.
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Didn't know I was dealing with
a peacekeeper.
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We're good here.
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I could sleep.
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- Fancy a wee nap?
- Yes.
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No way Ben.
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Do you actually have mouthwash
with you?
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Wait.
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You were never supposed to see this.
You were sleeping.
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- I thought it was the good time to do it.
- Ben, you can't plan everything ahead.
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I'm not planning anything..
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Look, I never planned to meet
you tonight.
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Or that we'd have sex on your doorstep.
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Or that I'd end on a roof like an
Aristocat. I didn't plan any of that.
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But I can plan to have a fresh
breath in the morning. There.
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Will you come on holiday with me?
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Come again?
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- What?
- Perdon?
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What? Did I just say that?
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- I heard your voice.
- Yes, I think it was me.
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- You told me something.
- I said something, did I?
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Do you want to?
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- So, two times?
- Yeah, sorry, it's getting confirmed.
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I know you'll go your way,
and I'll go my way
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You're gonna meet people
and live your own thing.
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But I just want this to go on.
Just a wee bit.
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Forget about it.
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What's between Beirut
and Biarritz?
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Halfway.
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- Bulgaria?
- Yep.
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Why Bulgaria?
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She was supposed to go to Beirut
with her friends
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And me to Biarritz
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We said 'what's halfway?',
we opened a map and boom.
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Bulgaria's there.
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So you're gonna miss our trip to Beirut
to go on holidays
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with ESIC?
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00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:32,048
Yeah, so what?
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I think you forgot what holidays are
when you're in a relationship.
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- I'm not in a relationship.
- Let me stop you here.
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You're two human beings. Who have sex.
You're traveling together. Couple holiday.
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So you'll ditch us to go on holidays with
a girl you don't know, in Bulgaria?
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My brother is insane.
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'Oh I'm hungry'.
'Look at this cute inn'.
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'Amazing, sweetheart. Let me check
their ratings on Tripadvisor.'
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- Only steamcooked food.
- Or yogurt. Yogurt is safe.
243
00:12:56,531 --> 00:12:59,981
'You're so cute in front of that church'
'Wait, let me add a filter'
244
00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:02,945
'I love it. What caption should I write?'
'Holidays of Looove?'
245
00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:05,616
If i were you guys, I'd eat at
the hotel restaurant.
246
00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:08,455
We've decided not to stay in a hotel.
247
00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,911
We'd rather stay at locals'.
248
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,452
- Please don't say that.
- Perdon? Which local?
249
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,333
Any local. A nice one.
250
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,671
In an AirBnB
251
00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:22,881
What's his name?
Beebee?
252
00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:26,211
That's not his name mom.
I'll show you.
253
00:13:26,511 --> 00:13:29,262
That means I'll go on holiday
by myself with...
254
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,850
- When did you guys meet?
- Last week-end.
255
00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:37,097
I knew it.
256
00:13:37,477 --> 00:13:38,556
Laugh as much as you want.
257
00:13:39,729 --> 00:13:42,053
Holidays are the hardest
test for a couple.
258
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,936
Funny to start with it.
259
00:14:05,122 --> 00:14:07,280
That's just crazy.
260
00:14:07,582 --> 00:14:08,613
It doesn't make any sense.
261
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:11,288
Let's go.
262
00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,214
I need to syncronize both devices.
263
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:31,554
I've got videos on this one
that I don't have on that one.
264
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,864
I think that's us.
265
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,613
- Ben?
- What?
266
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,208
I think that's us.
267
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,283
It's a shame you slept. The scenery
was lovely on the way
268
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:13,336
I went far far away, wooo.
269
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,412
It's here.
270
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,503
I recognize it from the picture.
271
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:27,593
See, that's a typical bulgarian house.
272
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:30,090
I see. It's great.
273
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:35,135
- Shouldn't it be on the sea front?
- Yes, I think it's on the other side.
274
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:37,678
Ok.
275
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:44,817
Wait, no. Actually the sea is
on the other side of the road
276
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,478
- Over there. At the very end.
- Yes, correct!
277
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,779
- Marion!
- Yes!
278
00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,359
Yes, yes. I didn't understand
a damn thing. What?
279
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,488
Come over!
280
00:16:02,207 --> 00:16:04,614
- Do you need help?
- Nah, I'm good.
281
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,211
Oh, we're dancing now?
282
00:16:34,897 --> 00:16:36,770
- Nice, isn't she?
- Very nice indeed.
283
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:54,823
Great.
284
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,537
But... Fuuuck.
285
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,836
Isn't it so cute?
286
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:09,286
Yeah, good old kind of cute.
287
00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:28,975
So so.
288
00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:31,222
Not really an answer.
289
00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,647
Holy shit. I knew it.
290
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:54,111
What is this place?
291
00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:55,990
It's genius!
292
00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,578
Yeah, superb...
293
00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:00,869
Superb.
294
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:02,952
I'll take a pee and we can go
visit the surroundings
295
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:07,958
Sorry!
296
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,540
Marion, wait for me please.
297
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,836
We have to be super fast
298
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,461
Do you know that one person out of two
in the world dies on this road?
299
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,969
- Quick!
- Wait!
300
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,014
Marion, for real. I'm not jot joking.
301
00:18:28,979 --> 00:18:31,304
Get ready to have your mind blown.
It's wonderful.
302
00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:34,308
- It's horrendous.
- What?
303
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:36,600
The tide is quite low, isn't it?
304
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:39,771
Don't you think?
305
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,653
Oh cool. A jetty!
306
00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:44,818
- Let's go for a swim!
- Go ahead, I'll catch up with you.
307
00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:51,617
- Wait for me!
- Here we go!
308
00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:55,080
Please be careful,
there's a lot of rusty shit.
309
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,448
That's Tetanus beach for you.
310
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,950
Marion, water is shallow! Careful!
311
00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:04,670
You ok?
Did you hurt yourself?
312
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:06,705
Not at all!
Water is great!
313
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:08,335
Are you coming?
314
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,630
Nah, water is a bit too brown
for my taste.
315
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:13,255
Come on. The sand it covered in mud.
It's super soft.
316
00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:15,052
That just grosses me out.
317
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:23,175
No no no, What the fuck are they doing?
318
00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:29,347
For fuck's sake!
What is your problem?!
319
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:32,555
Welcome to Bulgaria!
320
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:36,101
They're in water now!
Go get it!
321
00:19:36,361 --> 00:19:38,069
That can't be true!
322
00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:40,772
- Are you afraid of dogs?
- No, I'm not afraid of dogs!
323
00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:44,315
- They're attack dogs!
- Nah, they're very sweet dogs..
324
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,247
So? Happy?
325
00:19:58,127 --> 00:20:00,747
- What are you doing here?
- Adventure eh?
326
00:20:01,921 --> 00:20:04,921
At least you were right.
It looks wonderful here.
327
00:20:05,257 --> 00:20:07,296
That colour of the sea.
328
00:20:07,425 --> 00:20:09,216
What is it exactly?
329
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,838
Brown? Dirt?
330
00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:13,752
You were right, Biarritz is overrated.
331
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:15,965
You made the right choice.
332
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,593
Enjoy your holidays.
333
00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:22,550
Should we go?
334
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:27,268
Ben? Should we go?
335
00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:33,812
- What a shame, I was in such a deep sleep.
- Let's go visit the town?
336
00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:19,593
Fuck. So fucking annoying.
337
00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:26,014
Ben, what are you doing?
Taking a shit?
338
00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:28,983
No, no no no!
I'm having a shower.
339
00:21:29,151 --> 00:21:30,313
Alright.
340
00:21:32,111 --> 00:21:34,269
Did you find a power socket
that works?
341
00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:38,073
Try the one downstairs
next to the kitchen.
342
00:21:38,408 --> 00:21:41,491
Alright, but make it fast. I've found
an amazing restaurant.
343
00:21:41,785 --> 00:21:44,702
Cucu has recommended it,
but they only serve until 9.
344
00:21:46,455 --> 00:21:48,945
Sure, just let me finish.
345
00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:56,204
- Ben?
- Yes, I'm coming down.
346
00:21:56,421 --> 00:21:58,247
I've found my phone.
347
00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:01,625
Dobar vecher.
348
00:22:10,055 --> 00:22:11,964
We're almost there
349
00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:18,390
- Are you coming? What are you doing?
- Just having a look at the menu
350
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,848
Looks really good.
351
00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,016
- Here?
- Yes.
352
00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:24,224
Salads, tuna tartare,
tataki. It all looks good.
353
00:22:24,357 --> 00:22:26,848
Stop it. We're not dining here.
It's awful!
354
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:30,021
- No, it looks good.
- No, it's a big tourist trap.
355
00:22:30,195 --> 00:22:31,938
But we are tourists.
356
00:22:32,864 --> 00:22:36,196
- Let me just check on TripAdvisor
- I beg you, let's not go there
357
00:22:36,449 --> 00:22:39,948
A local gave us the adress of an
amazing typical local restaurant
358
00:22:40,953 --> 00:22:43,525
- Sure
- See? it's crowded
359
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,905
Maybe it's crowded because it's
actually good.
360
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,322
Dobar vecher.
361
00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:51,992
- See, they're fishing for tourists.
362
00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:23,144
Dobar den.
363
00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:24,847
Sure.
364
00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:32,276
Dobar...
Well.
365
00:23:33,991 --> 00:23:35,650
The chef is so sweet.
366
00:23:35,784 --> 00:23:38,109
He let me charge my phone
in his truck.
367
00:23:38,202 --> 00:23:39,447
Great.
368
00:23:39,537 --> 00:23:42,905
There's only locals here.
That's a very good sign.
369
00:23:43,748 --> 00:23:45,123
I saw that...
370
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,037
- Hmm! Delicious!
- Seriously?
371
00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:56,459
Looks like an oil bath to me.
With potatoes.
372
00:23:56,757 --> 00:23:58,999
It's delicious. I swear.
Taste it.
373
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,040
I can't.
374
00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:05,965
- Your loss, it's really good.
- Honestly, I don't feel like it.
375
00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:07,426
Your loss.
376
00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:11,221
What is it?
377
00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:14,720
My mom. Sending pictures of her
with my cousins.
378
00:24:14,812 --> 00:24:17,267
- You text your mom a lot, don't you?
- Yes.
379
00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:19,727
You and your mom are strongly connected.
380
00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,860
We keep in touch. We chat.
We communicate.
381
00:24:22,943 --> 00:24:25,101
Yes, you're the family kind.
382
00:24:26,571 --> 00:24:30,982
We take care of each other. I don't know.
Seems pretty normal to me.
383
00:24:31,908 --> 00:24:33,485
Oh no, I'm not saying...
384
00:24:33,576 --> 00:24:35,651
Isn't it the same with your family?
385
00:24:36,828 --> 00:24:39,614
My family is quite small.
Just me and my mom.
386
00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:42,615
And I can't say we're very close.
387
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:45,322
My mom is not really trustworthy.
388
00:24:49,629 --> 00:24:52,997
But it's alright, don't worry.
My family is the people I've chosen.
389
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,799
Time for rakia.
390
00:25:01,929 --> 00:25:04,087
I love that woman.
391
00:25:04,348 --> 00:25:06,755
I'm so happy we're spending five
days at her place, she's so sweet.
392
00:25:08,267 --> 00:25:11,351
We're spending five days at...
393
00:25:11,561 --> 00:25:12,759
- Yes.
- Ok.
394
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:15,184
In Bulgaria we say nazdrave.
395
00:25:15,439 --> 00:25:17,680
I'm not having any.
I'm just gonna freshen up.
396
00:25:21,027 --> 00:25:22,817
- Nazdrave.
- Nazdrave.
397
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,784
Sorry, sorry.
398
00:26:01,764 --> 00:26:04,136
- Come!
- Ben!
399
00:26:04,349 --> 00:26:06,342
- What's happening?
- Todor is here and all!
400
00:26:06,601 --> 00:26:08,011
I saw that.
401
00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:13,143
No thank you, I'm not thirsty.
402
00:26:13,231 --> 00:26:15,389
Ben! Ben!
403
00:26:23,864 --> 00:26:25,322
Holy cow!
404
00:26:32,453 --> 00:26:34,077
Turn on the light.
405
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,495
Wait.
406
00:26:40,751 --> 00:26:42,790
- Fuck, that drink was strong.
- Very strong.
407
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,291
Are you taking your shoes off?
I'm keeping mine.
408
00:27:06,686 --> 00:27:10,979
Marion, Marion, Marion,
stop pressing against my belly
409
00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:12,641
I don't feel good.
410
00:27:12,816 --> 00:27:14,144
- I'm sure you're alright
- No I don't think I can...
411
00:27:14,483 --> 00:27:17,270
- What's wrong?
- My tummy hurts.
412
00:27:17,819 --> 00:27:19,776
- Seriously?
- Yes, for real.
413
00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:23,442
Nothing will happen down there anyway.
I don't feel good.
414
00:27:23,949 --> 00:27:26,865
- Men are such a pain.
- How come?
415
00:27:27,076 --> 00:27:28,985
We don't need a 90 degrees
416
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,870
60 ou 65 is way enough for us
417
00:27:32,121 --> 00:27:35,240
Okay but we're talking 15 here. Or 2.
418
00:27:35,499 --> 00:27:38,250
I swear.
419
00:27:38,334 --> 00:27:40,326
- Please don't be mad at me?
- I am
420
00:27:40,419 --> 00:27:43,538
Please, I'm begging you.
Oh great, now you've turned the lights off.
421
00:27:46,048 --> 00:27:47,376
Ouch, Holy cow.
422
00:27:57,723 --> 00:27:59,632
Oh fuck.
423
00:28:20,406 --> 00:28:21,816
Shit.
424
00:28:28,912 --> 00:28:29,908
Fuck.
425
00:28:31,414 --> 00:28:33,121
What the fuck is he doing here?
426
00:28:38,294 --> 00:28:39,669
He's breathing.
427
00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,031
- Ben?
- Yeah?
428
00:29:34,168 --> 00:29:35,827
What happened to you?
429
00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:39,206
- What is it?
- Ah fuck.
430
00:29:41,923 --> 00:29:45,754
I hit my head on a tree branch.
431
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:49,628
- A branch? Did you go out?
- Yes I went out, for...
432
00:29:50,471 --> 00:29:51,550
Yes.
433
00:29:52,598 --> 00:29:55,432
- During the night?
- Yes, I was out like...
434
00:29:56,809 --> 00:29:58,516
At 2 in the morning.
435
00:29:58,935 --> 00:30:01,260
- There was a, like...
- A horn?
436
00:30:01,396 --> 00:30:02,593
No.
437
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:06,685
There was a wee kitten. Meowing.
438
00:30:07,567 --> 00:30:09,274
- A kitten?
- I took it in my hands.
439
00:30:09,818 --> 00:30:11,857
I pet it, told it to relax...
440
00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:15,357
And then there was the other guy.
What's his name? Todor.
441
00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:18,151
- Yes, Todor.
- He showed up, screaming.
442
00:30:18,408 --> 00:30:19,985
"Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!"
443
00:30:20,076 --> 00:30:23,242
- In English?
- No, in Hungarian.
444
00:30:23,453 --> 00:30:25,244
- In Bulgarian.
- Yes, in Bulgarian.
445
00:30:25,455 --> 00:30:27,530
From there, I got scared...
446
00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:30,458
I turned ahead and I didn't see
the branch
447
00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,582
I took it right in the kisser
448
00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:36,502
Poor you, that's awful.
What was he doing there?
449
00:30:36,754 --> 00:30:37,750
I don't know.
450
00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:40,536
- Why was he screaming?
- I don't know. He was drunk.
451
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:43,123
- He was drunk.
- He was totally drunk.
452
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,673
Plus he was holding a whip.
453
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,134
- A whip?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
454
00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:52,923
- Do you think he hits the cats?
- Look, I don't know if he hits them
455
00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:55,591
but what's sure is that they eat them.
456
00:30:56,018 --> 00:30:58,687
- Bullshit.
- I am not kidding.
457
00:30:58,979 --> 00:31:03,935
I'm telling you, they eat them.
I used the little path down to the barbecue
458
00:31:04,149 --> 00:31:05,394
Yeah?
459
00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:09,853
Listen to me. I saw huge balls of cat fluff.
Burnt cat fluff.
460
00:31:09,945 --> 00:31:11,688
- Perdon?
- Right on the grill.
461
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,855
- You're saying they have cat barbecue?
- Yes.
462
00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:17,530
- They're sick!
- Listen, I don't know. What can I tell you?
463
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:20,992
- What should we do?
- We get the fuck out! I'm leaving.
464
00:31:21,245 --> 00:31:24,577
I can't tell you better.
I'm not ok with this.
465
00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:27,747
Of course not. You're right.
Problem is I paid for 5 days.
466
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:29,832
- That's not a problem.
- I'm gonna try to negotiate.
467
00:31:29,918 --> 00:31:32,124
No no, you're not going to negotiate.
468
00:31:32,378 --> 00:31:34,584
I'm going to negotiate.
It's my job after all.
469
00:31:34,838 --> 00:31:37,375
I do that every day.
Plus she didn't respect the rules.
470
00:31:37,673 --> 00:31:40,757
- That's true.
- There's no privacy in the room.
471
00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,257
Plus the guy who plays rock music
at 7AM.
472
00:31:43,386 --> 00:31:46,754
To me, it's a faulty contract.
473
00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:49,218
So, get our stuff ready
And I'm gonna go talk to her.
474
00:31:49,348 --> 00:31:51,755
But first, I need to brush my teeth
and freshen up quickly
475
00:31:51,975 --> 00:31:54,430
Enough with this comedy.
476
00:32:27,334 --> 00:32:30,251
Hmm... oh well I don't give a shit.
477
00:32:30,336 --> 00:32:31,914
Bye.
478
00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:34,621
It's all good. I took care of it.
Let's roll.
479
00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:36,208
- For real?
- Yes, give me the suitcase.
480
00:32:36,424 --> 00:32:38,712
- Did she give the money back?
- Of course she did.
481
00:32:38,884 --> 00:32:43,759
- How? Wire transfer?
- In cash. Look.
482
00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,589
Ben that's a piece of paper.
483
00:32:45,681 --> 00:32:48,597
Listen, we don't give a shit.
Four nights for 20 euros.
484
00:32:48,808 --> 00:32:52,674
Are you crazy? I'm not leaving
one single euro to cat killers.
485
00:32:52,894 --> 00:32:56,973
- We'll tell the authorities in Paris.
- No. Let me handle this.
486
00:32:58,732 --> 00:33:00,309
- Cucu.
- Hi Marion.
487
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,118
Todor.
488
00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:24,451
He's admiting.
489
00:33:32,089 --> 00:33:33,832
- You shat in her garden?
- What? I never shat in her garden.
490
00:33:44,765 --> 00:33:46,757
What happened?
491
00:33:46,933 --> 00:33:48,676
Who cares what happened.
You think it's the right time?
492
00:33:56,690 --> 00:33:58,813
- Water?
- No, thanks.
493
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,935
What is that?
Fuck, there's a rat!
494
00:34:03,070 --> 00:34:06,023
I stepped on a dead rat.
For fuck's sakes. Make it stop.
495
00:34:06,322 --> 00:34:08,647
What's wrong with you?
496
00:34:08,741 --> 00:34:11,065
- I've just stepped on a dead rat!
- So what?
497
00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:14,408
It's your fault if we left Cucu's.
This place was great!
498
00:34:14,495 --> 00:34:17,448
- No, wait, this place was not great.
- Yes it was.
499
00:34:17,539 --> 00:34:22,116
Marion it's time to stop loving everything
in life. This place was manky.
500
00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:24,699
The room was dreadful and I'm sure
she burried half her family in the garden.
501
00:34:25,002 --> 00:34:26,710
Stop laughing.
I'm telling the truth.
502
00:34:27,254 --> 00:34:30,254
Excuse me but that beach?
A jetty under a motorway?
503
00:34:30,423 --> 00:34:31,881
That's not my definition of holidays.
504
00:34:32,049 --> 00:34:36,128
Holidays are, at least, some clean sand
and water that doesn't look like Coke.
505
00:34:39,138 --> 00:34:42,969
Let's just find a hotel with power sockets
that work. I know you hated that too.
506
00:34:44,308 --> 00:34:46,596
At least I don't shit in people's gardens.
507
00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:50,968
I can't take a dump behind a curtain.
Can you understand?
508
00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:55,357
I'm sorry, I was close to a
mean bowel obstruction.
509
00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:58,899
Even as a kid I couldn't poo
at my friends'.
510
00:34:59,027 --> 00:35:01,944
- I just couldn't.
- But, Ben, poo is life!
511
00:35:02,029 --> 00:35:03,986
Marion, please, we don't know
each other.
512
00:35:04,156 --> 00:35:07,072
It's our first holiday.
I don't want to talk about poo.
513
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,488
- I don't want to.
- Ok.
514
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:13,158
- Keep your poo and I'll keep mine.
- I know what you need. Sunny Beach.
515
00:35:13,329 --> 00:35:15,072
- What?
- Sunny Beach.
516
00:35:15,372 --> 00:35:19,416
It's a big resort city, cocktails,
parasols, stupid beaches everywhere.
517
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:22,075
- You'll love it.
- That's not what I'm asking you.
518
00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:24,783
I also love adventure, but if we could go
to Sunny beach right now, it would be awesome.
519
00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,003
Let's go.
520
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:47,723
Shit.
521
00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:35,960
Ben?
522
00:36:36,597 --> 00:36:37,795
Ben.
523
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:40,508
I have two pieces of news.
524
00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:43,516
A bad one, and a slightly worse one.
525
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:46,342
Marion, you need to stop waking me up
like this all the time.
526
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,398
- It's brutal.
- This bus is not going to Sunny Beach.
527
00:36:49,648 --> 00:36:52,933
We said hotels.
We said hot tubs.
528
00:36:53,234 --> 00:36:55,357
- Ben, Ben.
- What?
529
00:36:55,611 --> 00:36:58,018
I need to tell you.
I've got two new best friends.
530
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,904
Almog and Yuval.
Just there.
531
00:37:00,156 --> 00:37:03,939
They're gonna take us to the best spots
in Rodope Park. Isn't it great?
532
00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:06,400
No Marion, we're not following
some strangers we don't know.
533
00:37:06,494 --> 00:37:08,735
Ben look at me.
534
00:37:09,121 --> 00:37:11,907
I have a very good feeling about them.
Trust me, I have an instinct for that.
535
00:37:12,373 --> 00:37:15,124
You have an instinct for lying.
536
00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:17,919
Look at them.
Don't they look nice?
537
00:37:20,296 --> 00:37:22,964
No, they look like circus jugglers.
538
00:37:23,173 --> 00:37:24,287
All good.
539
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:27,081
I don't care if I sound posh
540
00:37:27,217 --> 00:37:30,466
and if you feel ashamed of me,
but I feel we'll end up sleeping in trailers.
541
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,765
I can feel we're gonna have to shit
in the woods again. I can feel it.
542
00:37:58,573 --> 00:38:00,649
Paradise for goats.
543
00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:03,025
I'm not fit for this. At all.
544
00:38:03,744 --> 00:38:05,368
Ben, heads up.
545
00:38:05,912 --> 00:38:08,663
- I know, it looks amazing.
- Is it beautiful or not?
546
00:38:08,831 --> 00:38:11,866
It's beautiful, but I'm not
adapted for this.
547
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:16,996
You all have moutain boots.
I've got beach shoes.
548
00:38:25,634 --> 00:38:27,342
Ok, I love this place.
549
00:38:27,469 --> 00:38:29,959
No way. French people in Perelik?
550
00:38:30,138 --> 00:38:31,335
Yes indeed.
551
00:38:31,514 --> 00:38:34,265
- Hello, I'm Marion.
- Hi, I'm Philippe. From Bruxelles.
552
00:38:34,391 --> 00:38:36,217
- Benjamin.
- First time in Perelik?
553
00:38:36,350 --> 00:38:39,386
Congrats guys. What I love about french people
is that you're always ready for adventure.
554
00:38:39,561 --> 00:38:41,684
- You think so?
- I had no idea, but alright.
555
00:38:41,813 --> 00:38:44,517
- Should I show you around?
- Yes, with great pleasure.
556
00:38:44,606 --> 00:38:47,144
This is the bathroom area.
557
00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:50,981
I must warn you, showers are a bit dodgy.
Sometimes hot, sometimes cold. You'll get used to it.
558
00:38:51,069 --> 00:38:52,729
Can I visit the toilets though?
559
00:38:52,862 --> 00:38:55,862
No you can't. See the scarf?
It means it's occupied.
560
00:38:58,158 --> 00:39:01,857
- Bye Marion, enjoy your holidays.
- Stop. Come back here.
561
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:04,989
- You don't like the scarf system?
- Let's continue.
562
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,866
This is the kitchen corner.
It's amazing.
563
00:39:08,123 --> 00:39:11,159
This is a Bulgarian family.
564
00:39:11,292 --> 00:39:13,617
There's a turnover, but today
is their turn, again.
565
00:39:13,794 --> 00:39:16,830
I must warn you, it's not really good,
but they're extremely nice.
566
00:39:17,547 --> 00:39:21,129
Does it mean we take turns
for cooking?
567
00:39:21,341 --> 00:39:23,796
Exactly. We switch regurlarly.
568
00:39:24,093 --> 00:39:25,338
- Can you cook?
- No.
569
00:39:25,469 --> 00:39:27,129
Excellent! You'll learn!
570
00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:30,470
That's what's great about Perelik
571
00:39:30,598 --> 00:39:32,886
We're all open to help those who don't know
572
00:39:33,016 --> 00:39:36,515
- Exactly!
- It's great. That's exactly what we came for.
573
00:39:40,021 --> 00:39:43,769
Thanks a lot for the tour.
574
00:39:44,942 --> 00:39:47,230
- He's nice, isn't he?
- A bit annoying if you ask me.
575
00:39:56,408 --> 00:39:59,444
- Really good.
- No, it's not 'really good'.
576
00:40:02,538 --> 00:40:06,155
- We're 25 per room.
- We're gonna be just fine. Have you ever had such a king size bed?
577
00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:08,579
I'm not in Erasmus Exchange program.
I'm too old for that.
578
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:12,250
Where will I put my stuff?
I'll have to hide my money, my laptop...
579
00:40:30,475 --> 00:40:33,309
After all, we can be flexible.
Let's not act like party-poopers.
580
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,056
- Promiscuity can be fun eh?
- Yes.
581
00:41:04,124 --> 00:41:07,124
- Look at you, all relaxed now!
- Sure, we don't care.
582
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:08,994
Holidays are holidays.
583
00:41:12,130 --> 00:41:14,620
So where have you been before
coming here?
584
00:41:14,798 --> 00:41:17,549
We spent a month in Tirana,
in Albania.
585
00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:20,468
Then we'll stay here two more weeks,
then we'll head up to Belgrad
586
00:41:20,552 --> 00:41:22,628
And finally Sarajevo,
because it's Jeanne's dream.
587
00:41:22,721 --> 00:41:23,918
Why?
588
00:41:27,408 --> 00:41:29,366
What do you mean Ben?
Sarajevo is gorgeous!
589
00:41:29,577 --> 00:41:31,538
It's my dream!
590
00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,797
And actually, it's not much
591
00:41:34,007 --> 00:41:36,332
- Something like... two years ao?
- Yes, two years.
592
00:41:36,551 --> 00:41:38,626
- We spent 16 months in Asia.
- 16 mois?
593
00:41:38,761 --> 00:41:40,385
But don't you have a job?
594
00:41:40,679 --> 00:41:42,635
Do you ever work?
595
00:41:43,264 --> 00:41:45,137
Of course we do.
596
00:41:45,224 --> 00:41:49,055
You know, traveling the world is a full time
activity. That's not something you improvise.
597
00:41:49,185 --> 00:41:51,510
I find that lifestyle fascinating.
Totally amazing.
598
00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:54,053
- It's a choice.
- Exactly.
599
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:56,803
- The world is such a big place.
- True, true.
600
00:41:56,941 --> 00:41:59,810
It makes me want to cheer
to our world's beauty
601
00:42:00,068 --> 00:42:03,187
- Yes, to our world's beauty!
- to our world's beauty!
602
00:42:03,612 --> 00:42:05,485
to our world's beauty!
603
00:42:11,117 --> 00:42:12,659
Mother's Earth Energy...
604
00:42:13,703 --> 00:42:17,071
You give, you receive,
You give, you receive...
605
00:42:17,247 --> 00:42:19,322
Hey, don't we look like we're
in 'Hair' musical?
606
00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,702
It feels so good to be here.
607
00:42:25,503 --> 00:42:27,080
Eh? We're good eh?
608
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:31,497
I think I'm starting to like it.
For real.
609
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:35,044
- Are you smoking a joint?
- Yeah...
610
00:42:36,344 --> 00:42:39,178
- It's soft and natural.
- In that case...
611
00:42:39,721 --> 00:42:41,464
Philippe grows it on its deck.
612
00:42:41,598 --> 00:42:43,886
- The belgian guy.
- Belgian guy gave you this?
613
00:42:47,894 --> 00:42:49,139
Oh, it's full-bodied.
614
00:42:49,854 --> 00:42:51,229
Oh, it's strong.
615
00:42:52,522 --> 00:42:54,479
That's one hell of a deck he's got.
616
00:42:56,442 --> 00:42:59,727
Those two are amazing, aren't they?
So much freedom in their lives.
617
00:43:00,069 --> 00:43:02,986
Freedom, please...
618
00:43:03,572 --> 00:43:06,821
- A very capitalistic freedom.
- What do you mean?
619
00:43:07,617 --> 00:43:12,573
Did you hear them? They rent their
flat in one of the biggest european capital
620
00:43:12,704 --> 00:43:17,495
to rich people, meaning they
promote real estate speculation
621
00:43:17,582 --> 00:43:19,870
And from there, they travel the world
in the cheapest places.
622
00:43:19,959 --> 00:43:23,161
And finally they give us humanistic
lessons, wearing ponchos.
623
00:43:24,879 --> 00:43:27,416
That's very well played,
but I'd never call that freedom.
624
00:43:27,548 --> 00:43:29,587
You're proud of your theory, eh?
625
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,750
It's not bad. Not bad.
626
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:35,082
On the other hand, I've got much
respect for, hum
627
00:43:36,763 --> 00:43:38,138
For Tania.
628
00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:39,882
Of course.
629
00:43:40,098 --> 00:43:42,055
She travels the world.
630
00:43:42,350 --> 00:43:44,721
She's so brave.
I'm really proud of her.
631
00:43:44,852 --> 00:43:47,722
- And more importantly, she's very, very fit
- So fit
632
00:43:48,271 --> 00:43:52,018
- What? I mean she's fit, but...
- You're smoking truth potion!
633
00:43:52,274 --> 00:43:54,562
I'm not even looking at her.
634
00:43:56,235 --> 00:43:58,393
My wee frenchies!
635
00:44:09,369 --> 00:44:10,199
Canyoning!
636
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:15,080
Stop it. It's embarassing.
637
00:44:31,510 --> 00:44:35,922
Unbelievable. All they need is to blow
their nose to stop sounding so nasal.
638
00:44:36,014 --> 00:44:38,255
I know a great ENT specialist
who can help them.
639
00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:41,555
Apart from that,
you're really into canyoning?
640
00:44:41,643 --> 00:44:43,220
What's canyoning?
641
00:44:43,311 --> 00:44:46,227
- Come on, Ben.
- What am I doing here?! Fuck!
642
00:44:46,355 --> 00:44:48,892
- Come on.
- Why did I say Yes?
643
00:44:49,148 --> 00:44:52,433
- Just lean backwards.
- I can't! I'm going to die!
644
00:44:52,692 --> 00:44:56,060
- Just put your feet againt the rock.
645
00:44:56,237 --> 00:44:59,190
- Go on Ben!
- I thought we'd go canoeing
646
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,865
"Cânioningue!"
647
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:07,401
I can't stand those two anymore.
For real, I can't.
648
00:45:07,536 --> 00:45:11,284
I'm on the wrong slope.
I'm going to slip.
649
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:14,080
Three, four...
650
00:45:16,918 --> 00:45:18,377
YOU'RE BUSTING MY BALLS!!
651
00:45:35,890 --> 00:45:38,262
That's the first thing you learn when...
652
00:45:38,684 --> 00:45:41,257
- Fuck.
653
00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:47,807
Trust him.
He used to be in the army.
654
00:45:54,570 --> 00:45:56,230
- All good?
- What?
655
00:45:56,405 --> 00:46:00,022
- Why not take your pants off? Flash them your arse?
- Ben, it's alright.
656
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:02,524
- No, it's not alright.
- There's no worry with them.
657
00:46:02,826 --> 00:46:04,450
What do you mean?
658
00:46:04,744 --> 00:46:06,487
- Ben.
- What?
659
00:46:06,662 --> 00:46:08,987
They're together. They're gay.
660
00:46:09,915 --> 00:46:12,535
How do you know?
Nothing says they're gay.
661
00:46:15,711 --> 00:46:17,584
Ok, fine, obviously they're gay.
662
00:46:18,254 --> 00:46:20,661
Still, it's not a good reason.
663
00:46:20,881 --> 00:46:24,000
Whenever there's a gay guy around,
you girls always flip a switch
664
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:27,751
You start flashing your boobs and talk
sex with them like it's your best friend.
665
00:46:27,928 --> 00:46:30,762
- They're still guys.
- Falafel!
666
00:46:34,808 --> 00:46:38,721
In Paris we have a restaurant called
'Ace of Falafel'
667
00:46:38,894 --> 00:46:42,262
It's in 'Le Marais' quarter (gay district)
668
00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:10,450
Don't make me carry you upstairs.
Come on.
669
00:48:11,544 --> 00:48:13,501
- I'm thirsty for water.
- Shhh
670
00:48:13,587 --> 00:48:15,912
- Everybody is sleeping
- I don't give a shit
671
00:48:16,047 --> 00:48:18,668
Israel is not sleeping.
They always sleep with one eye open.
672
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:21,966
They're gonna get up at 6am
to build a tree house.
673
00:48:27,681 --> 00:48:29,424
- Oh fuck.
- What?
674
00:48:30,016 --> 00:48:31,474
- Oh fuck.
- What's happening.
675
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,509
- What's happening.
- Have a look.
676
00:48:36,812 --> 00:48:38,271
They're shagging!
677
00:48:46,570 --> 00:48:48,811
She's a brave one, that Tania.
678
00:48:49,488 --> 00:48:52,691
They lied to me.
They're not gay at all.
679
00:48:52,991 --> 00:48:56,074
Of course they're not gay.
You made it up in your imagination.
680
00:48:57,703 --> 00:49:00,407
- I can't believe it.
- What should we do?
681
00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:02,610
What do you mean 'what sould we do'?
682
00:49:03,498 --> 00:49:06,582
- Do you wanna go in?
- Are you crazy? What got into you?
683
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:09,330
I'm just saying.
They told me 'join us'.
684
00:49:10,503 --> 00:49:12,542
Ok, let's go in if you want to.
685
00:49:13,214 --> 00:49:15,087
- You really want to go in?
- Yes.
686
00:49:16,258 --> 00:49:18,795
- Ok let's go then.
- One, two, three...
687
00:49:19,093 --> 00:49:21,548
I knew it you didn't want to sleep with them!
688
00:49:21,636 --> 00:49:23,130
You're driving me mad!
689
00:49:23,304 --> 00:49:26,139
Do you really think I want to see
you like a meatball in this falafel?
690
00:49:26,307 --> 00:49:28,049
There are limits to my intimacy, period.
691
00:49:28,642 --> 00:49:30,550
- Come on now.
- Yeah, yeah.
692
00:49:30,977 --> 00:49:32,636
Canyoning!
693
00:49:54,535 --> 00:49:56,029
Don't tell me you're eating?!
694
00:49:58,330 --> 00:49:59,705
Yes, you are.
695
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,993
I'm starving.
696
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,575
- Is it good?
- It's amazing.
697
00:50:06,794 --> 00:50:08,667
- Give me some.
- You want to try?
698
00:50:08,879 --> 00:50:10,622
- There
- Try that
699
00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:16,002
- It's good.
- So good.
700
00:50:16,134 --> 00:50:18,375
- There's chorizo if you want
- Not a bad idea
701
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:25,296
- It's good
- I love chorizo
702
00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:27,474
A bit too salty though.
703
00:50:27,768 --> 00:50:29,724
- Just a bit.
- Just a bit too salty.
704
00:50:29,977 --> 00:50:32,384
That's my first aperitive-sex ever.
705
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:38,274
Ah, that's better.
706
00:50:40,151 --> 00:50:41,776
What a good meal.
707
00:51:06,003 --> 00:51:07,877
When will it stop?
708
00:51:08,589 --> 00:51:09,999
What?
709
00:51:11,132 --> 00:51:13,089
In the last 72 hours,
710
00:51:13,759 --> 00:51:16,712
We got kicked out from an AirBnb
711
00:51:17,845 --> 00:51:20,762
I almost died doing canyoning,
712
00:51:21,098 --> 00:51:23,090
And now we're sleeping in some staples
713
00:51:23,308 --> 00:51:26,308
because two israelian shaggers have
claimed the dorm.
714
00:51:26,810 --> 00:51:28,636
- That's dense
- So dense
715
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:36,350
That reminds me of that movie with Grassman
and Trintignant, "Le Fanfaron".
716
00:51:37,610 --> 00:51:40,775
Jean-Louis Trintignant
is a quiet young man,
717
00:51:41,321 --> 00:51:44,486
who meets Vittorio Grassman
and decides to follow him.
718
00:51:44,573 --> 00:51:46,898
And crazy things happen to him.
719
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,488
I know. I've seen that film.
720
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:52,449
It was my dad's favourite film.
721
00:51:53,121 --> 00:51:54,698
I love it.
722
00:51:55,539 --> 00:51:58,872
But you forgot to mention that
Trintignant's character dies at the end.
723
00:51:59,709 --> 00:52:01,535
- No way?
- Indeed.
724
00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:05,668
- Shit, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
- That's funny you forgot that detail.
725
00:52:10,759 --> 00:52:12,133
I'm happy.
726
00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:22,432
I'm happy too.
727
00:52:48,452 --> 00:52:50,658
He's doing something really weird to me.
728
00:53:15,472 --> 00:53:16,930
They're not even looking at us.
729
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,638
They ditched us quite fast, didn't they?
730
00:53:28,982 --> 00:53:32,314
They live the moment,
not like us.
731
00:53:33,068 --> 00:53:36,068
They touched me. Deeply.
732
00:53:39,197 --> 00:53:40,821
- Let's go?
- Let's go.
733
00:53:43,784 --> 00:53:47,697
- You alright Ben?
- It's just the sweat in my eyes.
734
00:53:48,537 --> 00:53:50,446
The weather's so humid around here.
735
00:53:52,332 --> 00:53:55,581
I feel like we'll never see them again.
That's what pisses me off.
736
00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:57,957
- Don't worry, they'll come to Paris
- No they won't
737
00:53:58,253 --> 00:54:00,790
Next time, I'm having group sex with them.
I don't care.
738
00:54:00,963 --> 00:54:02,789
Sharing is caring.
739
00:54:12,221 --> 00:54:15,008
Time to pay for our tickets.
740
00:54:19,059 --> 00:54:22,510
- I don't have my wallet. Did I give it to you?
- No. I don't have mine either.
741
00:54:22,812 --> 00:54:24,389
- Are you kidding?
- No, but don't panic.
742
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,053
- Did you check your bag?
- Yes, don't worry, we'll find them.
743
00:54:27,149 --> 00:54:30,184
- I always put it in the front pocket.
- I'm gonna check.
744
00:54:30,276 --> 00:54:32,813
I remember putting it in here.
745
00:54:34,279 --> 00:54:37,362
Did I put it back here?
Then we walked up the hill.
746
00:54:38,365 --> 00:54:39,823
And then we...
747
00:54:40,075 --> 00:54:41,403
Oh fuck.
748
00:54:41,492 --> 00:54:42,772
What?
749
00:54:43,285 --> 00:54:46,155
- Fuck! Fuck!
- What's happening Ben?!
750
00:54:46,329 --> 00:54:49,495
- The israelians robbed us.
- Bullshit.
751
00:54:49,790 --> 00:54:51,616
- Of course they did.
- You really think they cleaned us?
752
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,287
Obviously, when they hugged us
like a couple of cunts.
753
00:54:54,502 --> 00:54:57,621
- Fuck, those two faggots!
- Yes, they are faggots.
754
00:54:57,796 --> 00:55:01,294
- But I aslo really love them. It's bugging me.
- The ticket inspector is approaching.
755
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,509
We have no money, no ID.
Looks like we're good for 24h in jail.
756
00:55:06,093 --> 00:55:08,132
- Get up.
- What?
757
00:55:08,428 --> 00:55:10,006
Get up. Let's hide.
758
00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:13,632
Are you crazy? We're gonna talk to the man
with the lovely moustache and everything will be alright.
759
00:55:13,724 --> 00:55:17,721
I'm not spending 15 years in a turkish jail
getting buttfucked by turkish cellmates.
760
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:20,467
I don't think that can happen
by getting arrested in Bulgaria.
761
00:55:20,562 --> 00:55:23,646
Trust me please. Just get up
and put a smile on your face.
762
00:55:23,731 --> 00:55:26,221
Alright. you've snapped.
You've obvisously snapped.
763
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,851
- What are you doing?
- I'm creating a decoy.
764
00:55:31,945 --> 00:55:34,151
You're just drawing all
the attention on us.
765
00:55:35,990 --> 00:55:37,816
Look back to see if he's after us.
766
00:55:40,285 --> 00:55:43,984
- What are you doing now?
- Setting up some traps.
767
00:55:45,830 --> 00:55:48,747
He's following us. Come on.
768
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:51,331
What the fuck are you doing? Ben?!
769
00:55:56,672 --> 00:55:59,707
- We're surrounded. There's another one here.
- Relax Ben, I'm gonna talk to them.
770
00:55:59,882 --> 00:56:02,799
I'm gonna explain it all.
Everything will be ok.
771
00:56:03,009 --> 00:56:04,634
Let's jump.
LET'S JUMP!
772
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,292
Are you crazy?
What are you doing with that door?
773
00:56:07,846 --> 00:56:10,253
- LET'S JUMP!
- Are you out of your mind?
774
00:56:10,557 --> 00:56:12,714
Don't toss my bag!
Are you crazy?
775
00:56:12,808 --> 00:56:14,800
- Come!
-What the hell are you doing?
776
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:18,974
COME ON!
777
00:56:28,194 --> 00:56:30,649
- Did you see how I jumped?!
- Like a mad man!
778
00:56:30,738 --> 00:56:32,694
- I jumped!
- Like Jason Bourne!
779
00:56:32,864 --> 00:56:34,903
- Fuck the police!
- Yeah!
780
00:56:37,284 --> 00:56:41,115
- We're outlaws!
- We're thugs! We'll never py again!
781
00:57:08,348 --> 00:57:11,763
Could you talk to them a little bit?
I'm afraid we're being quite rude.
782
00:57:14,186 --> 00:57:16,593
Do you speak english?
783
00:57:20,023 --> 00:57:21,731
I think they're having a
good laugh at you.
784
00:57:39,121 --> 00:57:41,575
Looks a lot like piss to me.
785
00:57:50,128 --> 00:57:51,503
What are they doing now?
786
00:58:03,054 --> 00:58:05,260
- It was a joke?
- Of course it was.
787
00:58:23,903 --> 00:58:26,025
Nice jump!
788
00:58:34,661 --> 00:58:36,451
You're good Ben?
789
00:58:36,579 --> 00:58:38,820
Absolutely not.
790
00:58:49,838 --> 00:58:51,877
Who exactly did he call sexy?
791
00:59:01,263 --> 00:59:02,971
Thank you, life!
792
00:59:03,098 --> 00:59:05,256
- Are you happy now?
- Thank you, life!
793
00:59:05,349 --> 00:59:07,507
- Finally a clean place.
- You have it.
794
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:10,644
You stay here, I'll check in at the desk.
795
00:59:10,728 --> 00:59:13,183
I'll ask if my brother wired me
some money.
796
00:59:13,272 --> 00:59:16,889
Marion! We're officially in heaven!
Marble everywhere!
797
00:59:36,288 --> 00:59:38,695
It's gorgeous. So gorgeous.
798
00:59:58,471 --> 01:00:00,344
Is he actually explaining everything?
799
01:00:23,656 --> 01:00:26,360
Please do something, I'm begging you.
800
01:00:51,174 --> 01:00:52,625
This guy is crazy.
801
01:00:53,302 --> 01:00:55,211
- You gave him 20 leva?
- yes
802
01:00:55,345 --> 01:00:56,970
- That's a lot of money, isn't it?
- Who cares, we're on holidays!
803
01:00:58,055 --> 01:01:00,719
I'm hungry. Are you not hungry?
804
01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,716
Let's get a room service.
We're gonna be just fine.
805
01:01:06,478 --> 01:01:09,395
- Oh... The bed got me.
- Are not up for something else?
806
01:01:09,689 --> 01:01:12,974
- It's so comfy.
- That thing you wanted to do when we got here?
807
01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:16,561
The water park?
808
01:01:17,111 --> 01:01:19,352
No no no. Let me have a wee nap
809
01:01:19,613 --> 01:01:21,938
Give me an hour, and I'll be
all up for the water park.
810
01:01:22,031 --> 01:01:24,985
But first I'm gonna sleep
reading a good old book.
811
01:01:26,451 --> 01:01:27,826
What a plan.
812
01:01:43,255 --> 01:01:47,832
They discovered a 4.5 billion years old
meteor in Australia. Can you believe it?
813
01:01:48,884 --> 01:01:50,129
Crazy, eh?
814
01:01:50,719 --> 01:01:52,047
No?
815
01:01:52,512 --> 01:01:54,053
WIFI works like a charm here.
816
01:01:59,684 --> 01:02:02,090
I'm shattered.
Should we go to sleep darling?
817
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:08,304
I mean Darling... Are you ready
for sleepy time?
818
01:02:08,982 --> 01:02:11,733
No, I'm gonna draw a little bit,
I'll join you later.
819
01:02:12,276 --> 01:02:13,438
Alright.
820
01:02:14,194 --> 01:02:16,566
Have a good time, with music.
821
01:02:20,032 --> 01:02:22,439
I'm gonna get a water bottle
for the bedroom.
822
01:03:49,304 --> 01:03:50,300
Aqui tens.
823
01:03:56,434 --> 01:03:57,632
It's... amazing.
824
01:03:58,102 --> 01:04:00,937
It's just eggs and olives.
Nothing too special.
825
01:04:24,788 --> 01:04:27,872
"E" for 'Equipier'(teammate)!
"S" for 'Solidarity'!
826
01:04:27,999 --> 01:04:30,833
"I" for 'Immortal'!
"C" for 'Challenger'!
827
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,959
ESIC!
828
01:04:33,086 --> 01:04:34,496
ESIC! ESIC! ESIC!
829
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,495
ESIC! ESIC!
830
01:04:37,673 --> 01:04:39,166
ESIC!
831
01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:45,749
- What a coincidence!
- Crazy! Which year?
832
01:04:45,929 --> 01:04:49,261
- 1996.
- Me, 1998. Jéróme Lesture.
833
01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:52,093
- You must know my brother.
- Of course I know him. What's his name?
834
01:04:52,308 --> 01:04:54,845
- It's Arthur.
- Arthur Dutour? Of course.
835
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:57,266
- Do you know him?
- Indeed I do.
836
01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:59,227
- Can we join you?
- Of course
837
01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:01,519
- Hello.
- My wife, Pauline.
838
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:02,644
Nice to meet you.
839
01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:06,605
- My little princess, Naomie.
- What a cutie! Hello!
840
01:05:06,819 --> 01:05:10,981
- Let me introduce you Marion.
- Nice to meet you. Jéróme Lesture.
841
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,400
Hello.
842
01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:14,571
- What a coincidence. It's mad.
- I can't believe it.
843
01:05:14,783 --> 01:05:17,985
- So the three of you went to the same school?
- Not me, but I love their song.
844
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:20,818
- Of course.
- ESIC! ESIC!
845
01:05:21,204 --> 01:05:22,911
I did it alone this time.
846
01:05:23,539 --> 01:05:24,914
How long have you been here?
847
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:28,744
- In this hotel? Three days.
- Alright.
848
01:05:28,834 --> 01:05:31,159
- First time in Bulgaria?
- Yes indeed.
849
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,370
Amazing.
That's the second time for us.
850
01:05:33,505 --> 01:05:34,785
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
851
01:05:34,922 --> 01:05:36,297
Because you really like the country?
852
01:05:36,382 --> 01:05:39,216
Nah, it's not really interesting
around here.
853
01:05:39,384 --> 01:05:42,799
It's difficult to find nice
holidays destinations these days.
854
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:46,302
- You bet.
- Spain is crowded with german people.
855
01:05:46,389 --> 01:05:49,424
Greece is broke since
the economic crisis.
856
01:05:49,725 --> 01:05:51,598
- True that.
- Morroco, Tunísia...
857
01:05:51,768 --> 01:05:54,519
I don't want to get shot when
I'm taking a nap on the beach.
858
01:05:54,895 --> 01:05:56,270
It's no simple, I tell you.
859
01:05:56,354 --> 01:05:59,769
Especially for 800 euros
all inclusive. It's ridiculous.
860
01:06:00,357 --> 01:06:02,764
I call this 'The Happiness Bracelet'
861
01:06:04,318 --> 01:06:06,109
Everything is so cheap here.
862
01:06:07,988 --> 01:06:09,779
ESIC!
863
01:06:10,656 --> 01:06:14,071
We wanted to visit Nessebar this afternoon.
Would you like to tag along?
864
01:06:14,576 --> 01:06:17,825
- Nessebar? The old town?
- Yes absolutely.
865
01:06:17,953 --> 01:06:20,788
You've been talking about it for day.
Would you like to go?
866
01:06:20,914 --> 01:06:21,945
Oh, come on.
867
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,328
- Let's do it together.
- We don't want to force you.
868
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,824
Let's do this.
869
01:06:26,918 --> 01:06:28,080
Excellent.
870
01:06:28,836 --> 01:06:30,709
"Tra... ces...
871
01:06:30,921 --> 01:06:35,214
go... from... the..."
872
01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:40,253
City... of... Me... sem... bria..."
873
01:06:41,095 --> 01:06:45,222
- She's made so much progress.
- "O... X... I... I..."
874
01:06:45,890 --> 01:06:49,009
"Be... fore... G... C..."
875
01:06:49,226 --> 01:06:52,261
- J.C. It means Jesus Christ.
- She hasn't learned it yet.
876
01:06:52,478 --> 01:06:53,593
That's why.
877
01:06:53,729 --> 01:06:55,555
- Very good, Naomie.
- Congratulation sweetheart.
878
01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:57,141
I'm not finished!
879
01:06:57,398 --> 01:07:00,482
Don't worry, you'll read it later.
Give the book back to Marion please.
880
01:07:00,609 --> 01:07:01,937
No I don't want to!
881
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,777
- Give me the book back, Naomi.
- No!
882
01:07:03,945 --> 01:07:06,861
- Come on darling
- No I don't want to
883
01:07:07,030 --> 01:07:10,445
What are you doing?
Give me that book Naomi.
884
01:07:11,117 --> 01:07:13,737
Naomi, give me that book.
Oh look, an ice-cream shop!
885
01:07:13,910 --> 01:07:15,285
Got ya!
886
01:07:15,370 --> 01:07:18,453
- She got me too.
- Me too, there's nothing there.
887
01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:20,282
You shirt is ugly.
888
01:07:20,457 --> 01:07:22,283
- Perdon?
- So is your bag.
889
01:07:24,376 --> 01:07:26,748
You're ugly,
Everything you're wearing is ugly.
890
01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:30,003
Oh oh, well said!
891
01:07:30,214 --> 01:07:32,621
Listen, Naomi,
That's called an opinion
892
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,716
For example, your pink bracelet,
893
01:07:36,093 --> 01:07:39,046
I find it absolutely disgusting,
But I'm sure you find it cute, right?
894
01:07:39,137 --> 01:07:40,844
Yes, Mommy bought it for me.
895
01:07:42,264 --> 01:07:43,544
Oh yeah?
896
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:47,055
See, I hate pink,
but you seem to love it.
897
01:07:47,268 --> 01:07:50,552
You wear pink head to toe.
'Na na na, pink is for girls', I hate that.
898
01:07:50,729 --> 01:07:51,926
- Ok that's enough.
- Let's resume the visit?
899
01:07:52,355 --> 01:07:55,521
- See, we both are right.
- You are so mean!
900
01:07:55,607 --> 01:07:57,683
- What?
- Don't answer.
901
01:07:57,817 --> 01:07:59,608
No, it's really important.
There's something you didn't get
902
01:07:59,693 --> 01:08:03,607
I'm not mean, Naomi.
You've been mean to me.
903
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,688
- Very mean by the way.
- That's enough.
904
01:08:05,781 --> 01:08:08,318
- Alright, alright.
- I think she can understand.
905
01:08:08,450 --> 01:08:10,406
Should we meet again tonight?
906
01:08:10,785 --> 01:08:12,409
- At the hotel.
- Yes, at the hotel.
907
01:08:12,536 --> 01:08:14,575
- ESIC! Later.
- Later.
908
01:08:14,704 --> 01:08:18,617
- I want an ice cream!
- You had enough ice cream for the rest of your life.
909
01:08:18,707 --> 01:08:20,284
Hey, that's enough now.
910
01:08:21,084 --> 01:08:22,282
What a nightmare!
911
01:08:22,376 --> 01:08:25,293
No, you can't argue with a 6 years old girl.
912
01:08:25,379 --> 01:08:27,371
That was insane, what you just did.
913
01:08:27,547 --> 01:08:30,417
Being six doesn't give her the right
to be so obnoxious.
914
01:08:30,591 --> 01:08:32,915
Don't get to her level.
That doesn't make any sense.
915
01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:38,595
First of all, why do we have to put up
with these boring people and their rude kid?
916
01:08:38,763 --> 01:08:41,467
What's with this stupid social
obligations between french people?
917
01:08:41,599 --> 01:08:44,634
Maybe I just enjoyed their company.
Maybe I thought they were nice.
918
01:08:44,851 --> 01:08:46,393
That's all it is.
919
01:08:48,187 --> 01:08:50,677
- You thought they were nice?
- really nice.
920
01:09:37,305 --> 01:09:39,096
You are bright red, you know?
921
01:09:39,182 --> 01:09:40,557
- Am I?
- You are.
922
01:09:40,725 --> 01:09:42,432
I didn't realise. I loved it.
923
01:10:08,828 --> 01:10:11,579
He's really getting on my nerves
with his sexy.
924
01:10:11,747 --> 01:10:14,035
Since when do you call me your wife?
925
01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:17,076
What? You're my wife in some way, no?
926
01:10:28,759 --> 01:10:31,676
The place I'm taking you tonight
is totally insane.
927
01:10:31,970 --> 01:10:37,093
It's a japanese restaurant.
The chef is called Mamachiko...
928
01:10:37,224 --> 01:10:40,592
Mamofokou, or something like that.
Five stars on TripAdvisor.
929
01:10:52,735 --> 01:10:54,312
- Fleur!
- Hey.
930
01:10:54,403 --> 01:10:57,687
- How are things in Yogurtland?
- Things are really good!
931
01:10:57,822 --> 01:10:59,814
I've been trying to phone
you for two days
932
01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:02,072
- Where are you?
- Well look, I'm here.
933
01:11:02,325 --> 01:11:05,859
What's up in the Balkans?
Are you having fun?
934
01:11:06,036 --> 01:11:08,324
I miss you guys so much.
935
01:11:08,413 --> 01:11:13,120
-Hiya! We have to go.
- I'll catch up with you guys.
936
01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:15,332
I'm coming in a minute
937
01:11:16,252 --> 01:11:19,038
Listen, hen, there's something
I need to tell you
938
01:11:19,129 --> 01:11:22,960
- Wait, first, how are things with ESIC?
- All good. Who cares? I'll tell you later.
939
01:11:23,090 --> 01:11:25,794
- Hiya pals. How are you?
- Hey how are you?
940
01:11:25,884 --> 01:11:28,291
Be nice to Marion
or we'll beat the crap out of you.
941
01:11:28,386 --> 01:11:29,844
Don't worry, I'm taking
very good care of care.
942
01:11:30,345 --> 01:11:34,805
By the way guys, I need to steal her
from you for 5 mn. I've got a surprise for her.
943
01:11:34,932 --> 01:11:36,758
Let me finish my call and I'll be with you, ok?
944
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:40,094
Nah, don't worry.
Let's call each other soon, ok?
945
01:11:40,353 --> 01:11:43,886
Nazdrave. Bye pals.
See you soon.
946
01:11:43,980 --> 01:11:46,435
Sending big kisses, ciao!
947
01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:50,850
- Here we are.
- Why couldn't you let me finish my call?
948
01:11:50,985 --> 01:11:53,273
Oh stop it, you were finished already.
949
01:11:53,404 --> 01:11:55,443
And I have something more important
to do with you.
950
01:11:55,530 --> 01:11:57,238
- But, Ben.
- yes?
951
01:11:57,407 --> 01:11:59,944
I don't necessarly want to have sex
after you had a really good poo
952
01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:02,744
when your brain is really at peace,
and your skin is really well oiled.
953
01:12:06,121 --> 01:12:08,825
- A bit rough...
- That really pissed me off
954
01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:12,455
They're my friends. I was thrilled to have them on the phone.
Why did you interrupt me?
955
01:12:14,669 --> 01:12:16,293
Well, ok.
956
01:12:17,838 --> 01:12:20,459
Should we dress up
and go to the restaurant?
957
01:12:20,965 --> 01:12:22,589
I don't want to go.
958
01:12:23,926 --> 01:12:25,254
Why?
959
01:12:25,343 --> 01:12:29,636
I don't want to eat sushis in Bulgaria.
Can you understand?
960
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:32,884
It's funny, how obsessed you can get.
961
01:12:56,574 --> 01:13:00,073
- What's with her and her 'hop hop hop'?
- She booked the chairs.
962
01:13:00,202 --> 01:13:03,404
- Do you hear how she's talking to us?
963
01:13:32,892 --> 01:13:35,429
.
964
01:14:03,498 --> 01:14:04,826
Calma, calma!
965
01:14:04,915 --> 01:14:07,619
- Marion, they're insane, let's just go.
- No. it's importante.
966
01:14:21,719 --> 01:14:24,589
- You have to stop now. You're insane.
- Did you hear how he's been talking to me?
967
01:14:32,102 --> 01:14:33,346
Cunt!
968
01:14:39,524 --> 01:14:41,729
- Marion, come back, I'm sorry.
- Fuck off!
969
01:14:41,859 --> 01:14:43,436
Marion, please, come back.
970
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,731
Marion!
971
01:14:49,447 --> 01:14:51,238
Oh shut your mouth, you.
972
01:15:36,106 --> 01:15:40,019
I'M WORRIED MARION
PLEASE ANSWER MY MESSAGES
973
01:17:02,293 --> 01:17:03,372
h?
974
01:17:03,628 --> 01:17:06,793
You want to try some real bulgarian tradition,
eh?
975
01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:16,844
Nazdrave.
976
01:20:33,779 --> 01:20:35,190
Ben.
977
01:20:40,451 --> 01:20:41,731
Marion...
978
01:20:45,704 --> 01:20:46,985
What's wrong?
979
01:20:49,749 --> 01:20:51,326
How could you do this to me?
980
01:20:52,918 --> 01:20:55,040
- What's the problem?
- The problem?
981
01:20:55,128 --> 01:20:57,416
I've been looking for you
for two hours!
982
01:20:58,630 --> 01:21:00,587
I've been looking everywhere,
for fuck's sakes.
983
01:21:01,591 --> 01:21:04,461
I called you fifteen times.
You never answered.
984
01:21:05,052 --> 01:21:08,799
And you're here with that guy
who wants to fuck you since day one?
985
01:21:08,888 --> 01:21:11,010
Nothing happened, what are you talking about?
And I don't need to justify myself.
986
01:21:11,140 --> 01:21:13,215
- You don't need to justify yourself?
- No I don't!
987
01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:18,259
It's not about justifying,
it's about respecting me.
988
01:21:19,938 --> 01:21:23,637
Can you hear what you're saying?
You want to put me on a lead.
989
01:21:23,732 --> 01:21:25,689
I was the one on a lead the whole holidays!
990
01:21:25,900 --> 01:21:29,600
- Let's do this, let's do that
- Didn't you have the best holidays of your life?
991
01:21:29,736 --> 01:21:31,147
I loved it.
992
01:21:31,321 --> 01:21:33,776
But I brought you here for three days
because I really like this place.
993
01:21:33,864 --> 01:21:37,695
No, you only did it to be in a comfy
hotel full of old cunts.
994
01:21:38,076 --> 01:21:40,780
We just don't have the same expectations.
995
01:21:45,081 --> 01:21:46,872
Why did you come get me tonight?
996
01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:50,907
I came to get an apology.
997
01:21:54,713 --> 01:21:56,835
You'll never get any.
998
01:22:00,133 --> 01:22:02,090
See, that's crazy...
999
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,752
what was I expecting?
1000
01:22:05,804 --> 01:22:08,508
Going on holiday with someone
I barely knew?
1001
01:22:15,144 --> 01:22:16,554
Enjoy your holidays.
1002
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,038
TWO MONTHS LATER
1003
01:24:18,108 --> 01:24:20,432
Hey there. I didn't hear you come back.
How are you?
1004
01:24:22,986 --> 01:24:26,105
- How are you, Christiane F?
- No funny.
1005
01:24:26,697 --> 01:24:29,069
Are you already up?
What have you been doing?
1006
01:24:29,283 --> 01:24:33,326
- A bit of work.
- I was reading.
1007
01:24:33,619 --> 01:24:35,860
- You? reading?
- Yeah.
1008
01:24:37,747 --> 01:24:39,739
Rom, please...
1009
01:24:40,624 --> 01:24:44,490
- Oops, sorry. For real...
- Omelette?
1010
01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:46,501
- No, thank you.
- I'd like some.
1011
01:24:46,628 --> 01:24:49,379
Could you use nice ham I like?
1012
01:24:49,547 --> 01:24:50,827
- From the butcher?
- Yes.
1013
01:24:52,925 --> 01:24:54,917
- Do you need help?
- To make an omelette?
1014
01:24:55,135 --> 01:24:56,509
I think I can manage.
1015
01:24:56,594 --> 01:24:58,253
I'm sure I can help you.
1016
01:24:58,846 --> 01:25:00,838
- I'll use paprika though
- Oh great!
1017
01:25:01,139 --> 01:25:03,629
You sleep together?
1018
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,968
- Are you crazy?
- You had too many drugs.
1019
01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:11,310
Since when have you been
sleeping together?
1020
01:25:13,231 --> 01:25:14,641
- Two weeks
- Two months
1021
01:25:14,940 --> 01:25:18,143
Two months?
Why didn't tell me?
1022
01:25:18,235 --> 01:25:20,357
We didn't hide it from you.
You were on holidays.
1023
01:25:20,695 --> 01:25:24,774
- I got back two month ago.
- And it's not been easy talking to you since then.
1024
01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:26,269
Yup.
1025
01:25:26,741 --> 01:25:29,990
You're on the edge.
You're quite closed to us.
1026
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,951
A wee bit passive-aggressive.
1027
01:25:32,245 --> 01:25:34,569
We were a bit scared to be honest.
1028
01:25:35,372 --> 01:25:37,031
To tell you.
1029
01:25:37,207 --> 01:25:38,451
That's true.
1030
01:25:38,749 --> 01:25:40,326
Tell me what?
1031
01:25:41,460 --> 01:25:42,953
That we are together.
1032
01:25:44,587 --> 01:25:46,626
When you say it like that, for sure...
1033
01:25:49,257 --> 01:25:52,091
Ok, alright. I'm going.
1034
01:25:52,759 --> 01:25:55,510
I need to process this.
Too much information right now.
1035
01:25:55,678 --> 01:25:58,215
- Marion, let's talk about it.
- No, I'm going to bed.
1036
01:25:58,472 --> 01:26:02,599
- We can get to bed with you if you want?
- No, that's creepy though.
1037
01:26:04,184 --> 01:26:07,138
- It's only to comfort her.
- There are limits.
1038
01:26:22,656 --> 01:26:24,150
A present for you.
1039
01:26:25,325 --> 01:26:26,783
It vibrates.
1040
01:26:27,201 --> 01:26:29,738
- Because you're single.
- You're a cunt.
1041
01:26:32,121 --> 01:26:33,663
Is it good?
1042
01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:37,163
Is it really how people see me?
1043
01:26:40,210 --> 01:26:42,249
A self-centered person?
1044
01:26:42,462 --> 01:26:44,750
Who can't stand others being happy?
1045
01:26:46,131 --> 01:26:48,918
- It's dreadful.
- No, it's nothing like that.
1046
01:26:49,842 --> 01:26:52,297
It's just not very clear
for us too.
1047
01:26:52,803 --> 01:26:54,213
Should I remind you we're
talking about Rom?
1048
01:26:55,763 --> 01:26:59,048
I know.
How are you going to put up with him?
1049
01:26:59,141 --> 01:27:00,765
I don't know.
1050
01:27:01,684 --> 01:27:02,929
No idea, at all.
1051
01:27:03,269 --> 01:27:05,841
I know he's never gonna change.
1052
01:27:06,396 --> 01:27:08,851
He'll never know how to do his tax return
1053
01:27:08,939 --> 01:27:12,603
He'll always make brocoli dance
and say that's how he makes a living.
1054
01:27:12,942 --> 01:27:14,317
But...
1055
01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:18,853
I think he's a freaking genius.
And I'm crazy about him.
1056
01:27:21,865 --> 01:27:23,407
Odd, isn't it?
1057
01:27:24,826 --> 01:27:27,577
I find it beautiful that you are together.
1058
01:27:29,287 --> 01:27:32,287
And to be honest,
I always knew it would happen.
1059
01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:37,241
Oh yeah,
of course you knew!
1060
01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:38,449
You shut your mouth.
1061
01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:41,587
Careful,
That's a music instrument!
1062
01:27:42,380 --> 01:27:45,831
So. Come with us.
Enough with your garbage.
1063
01:27:46,300 --> 01:27:49,419
Come get some air, you're so pale
you look like Mylene Farmer (french singer)
1064
01:27:49,510 --> 01:27:50,708
'Libertine' (song name)
1065
01:27:55,890 --> 01:27:57,135
Wait.
1066
01:27:57,391 --> 01:27:59,597
- Wait, excuse me.
- What is it?
1067
01:27:59,893 --> 01:28:02,264
I don't know, it's just...
1068
01:28:02,353 --> 01:28:04,511
- Am I choking you?
- Yes. I can't breath.
1069
01:28:04,605 --> 01:28:08,103
I'm sorry.
Do you want to get on top of me?
1070
01:28:08,399 --> 01:28:10,972
- Okay
- You'll be getting some fresh air
1071
01:28:11,193 --> 01:28:12,355
Hurry up. Hurry up.
1072
01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:17,483
Ouch, you broke it in half.
1073
01:28:18,156 --> 01:28:21,524
- Yes, but you're a bit...
- Alright, here we are.
1074
01:28:23,160 --> 01:28:25,615
It's good like that. It's good.
1075
01:28:30,874 --> 01:28:33,957
What are you doing?
Stop.
1076
01:28:34,293 --> 01:28:37,495
If you do that,
my breats will get saggy and I hate it.
1077
01:28:37,712 --> 01:28:40,202
Okay, I'm sorry.
1078
01:28:40,339 --> 01:28:43,125
Now that I've told you that, I can see
the image and it makes me uncomfortable.
1079
01:28:43,508 --> 01:28:45,879
Okay, so what would you like to do?
1080
01:28:46,927 --> 01:28:49,678
- Should I take you from behind?
- In the butt?
1081
01:28:49,846 --> 01:28:51,802
- What?
- No?
1082
01:28:52,014 --> 01:28:53,922
- Is that what you want?
- No.
1083
01:28:54,015 --> 01:28:56,091
Okay, but we need a solution, quick.
Cause things are getting lower.
1084
01:28:56,392 --> 01:28:59,013
- Do you like spooning.
- I love it.
1085
01:28:59,603 --> 01:29:02,472
It's itchy.
Wait, my butcheek is stuck.
1086
01:29:03,063 --> 01:29:05,388
It's not bad like that.
1087
01:29:05,732 --> 01:29:07,475
I can feel your bellybutton.
It's funny.
1088
01:29:07,733 --> 01:29:09,227
Alirght, it's good like that.
1089
01:29:09,443 --> 01:29:11,400
- That's good yeah.
- Wait.
1090
01:29:11,736 --> 01:29:13,230
- What?
- Alright.
1091
01:29:13,488 --> 01:29:14,946
- Like this?
- Yes.
1092
01:29:15,823 --> 01:29:17,898
- Wait, wait
- What? What?
- Stop, stop, stop, stop
1093
01:29:18,074 --> 01:29:20,150
Don't come inside me okay?
1094
01:29:20,326 --> 01:29:24,239
Don't come inside me,
I find it absolutely disgusting.
1095
01:29:24,412 --> 01:29:26,949
It spreads and I feel like it's going
to swallow my whole body.
1096
01:29:27,122 --> 01:29:28,830
- It's alright.
- I'm sorry.
1097
01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:32,325
No worries,
we're getting to know each other
1098
01:29:32,585 --> 01:29:36,498
- So... about now... are you finished?
- Yep, that's the end of the line for me.
1099
01:29:36,629 --> 01:29:37,909
- For real?
- Yes.
1100
01:29:38,047 --> 01:29:40,372
I'm gonna put some cream on.
I think it's your beard.
1101
01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:42,126
You should shave,
it's horrible like that.
1102
01:29:42,383 --> 01:29:45,170
I feel like you poked holes
on my face.
1103
01:29:45,302 --> 01:29:48,006
You really need to do something
about your beard, I'll be back
1104
01:29:48,263 --> 01:29:51,678
So you don't like beard or cum?
Great.
1105
01:29:52,557 --> 01:29:56,139
So if I book my Monday, with the bank holiday,
that would give us five days.
1106
01:29:56,268 --> 01:29:59,055
- Great, great.
- That would leave enought time to enjoy.
1107
01:29:59,229 --> 01:30:02,264
And maybe on the way to Biarritz
we can stop for a night at the Pétinière?
1108
01:30:02,398 --> 01:30:05,019
Do you like it? Do you know it?
Géraldine told me about it.
1109
01:30:05,108 --> 01:30:08,061
It's an hotel de charme.
Their breakfasts are to die for.
1110
01:30:08,152 --> 01:30:10,689
I can't wait.
5 days just for us.
1111
01:30:10,862 --> 01:30:12,771
- I think that...
- Sounds really good.
1112
01:30:13,031 --> 01:30:15,603
Wait Ben, I'm not on the bike.
1113
01:30:17,242 --> 01:30:18,570
Ben?
1114
01:30:19,994 --> 01:30:21,274
But...
1115
01:30:28,167 --> 01:30:30,739
- Great, 25 minutes late. Really great.
- It's alright.
1116
01:30:31,169 --> 01:30:34,252
- No, that's not alright.
- Don't even start.
1117
01:30:34,921 --> 01:30:36,878
You really look like shit.
1118
01:30:40,550 --> 01:30:42,092
Fuck. Shit.
1119
01:30:45,679 --> 01:30:47,173
You should sleep at night.
1120
01:30:49,849 --> 01:30:51,805
You're such a fucking teenager.
1121
01:30:55,061 --> 01:30:58,310
OUR FIRST HOLIDAYS
MARION FERJANNE NEW GRAPHIC NOVEL
1122
01:30:59,105 --> 01:31:01,062
- Ben, please.
- Wait.
1123
01:31:18,578 --> 01:31:21,495
MY HEROE
COMING BACK, DEFEATED
1124
01:31:26,739 --> 01:31:29,286
Here you are.
What are doing on the floor?
1125
01:31:33,010 --> 01:31:34,207
That's me.
1126
01:31:34,677 --> 01:31:36,551
- What do you mean?
- That's me.
1127
01:31:36,887 --> 01:31:38,085
I see.
1128
01:31:41,349 --> 01:31:43,471
- She made a graphic novel about your holidays?
- yeah
1129
01:31:44,643 --> 01:31:45,971
She's crazy.
1130
01:31:47,228 --> 01:31:48,770
It sucks.
1131
01:31:50,230 --> 01:31:52,934
- What do you mean?
- Drawings are ugly.
1132
01:31:53,358 --> 01:31:55,646
- It's poorly made.
- Ok, stop it now.
1133
01:31:56,652 --> 01:31:58,478
You're talking nonsense.
1134
01:31:58,862 --> 01:32:00,984
- Does it move you?
- Of course it does.
1135
01:32:01,113 --> 01:32:02,524
It's cute.
1136
01:32:02,614 --> 01:32:03,989
You think that's cute?
1137
01:32:04,949 --> 01:32:06,740
You know why you don't like it?
1138
01:32:07,076 --> 01:32:09,531
It's knowing that this
will never happen to you.
1139
01:32:10,076 --> 01:32:12,931
A girl drawing a graphic novel
to tell you she loves you.
1140
01:32:13,539 --> 01:32:14,997
Never.
1141
01:32:15,957 --> 01:32:18,080
Because everything is planned
and square with you guys. 6 months ahead.
1142
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:22,413
You know exactly when you're gonna have sex,
when you're gonna come...
1143
01:32:22,545 --> 01:32:23,624
Easy easy.
1144
01:32:23,713 --> 01:32:25,871
This is a reading room please.
1145
01:32:26,131 --> 01:32:28,456
Sorry.
I'll take this.
1146
01:32:28,758 --> 01:32:30,300
You'll pay.
1147
01:32:32,302 --> 01:32:34,045
18,90 Euros
1148
01:32:34,762 --> 01:32:36,636
- 18,90?
- Yes.
1149
01:32:36,847 --> 01:32:38,720
- For this?
- Yes, for this.
1150
01:32:48,773 --> 01:32:50,599
Rom? Rom?
1151
01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:55,019
Do you mind doing this
when we're not in the room please?
1152
01:32:58,530 --> 01:33:01,102
Rom, fuck, stop with that thing!
1153
01:33:01,573 --> 01:33:03,731
Could you stop?
We're also here.
1154
01:33:04,242 --> 01:33:05,570
Thanks.
1155
01:33:05,993 --> 01:33:09,029
Sorry but ironing is annoying enough...
1156
01:33:09,246 --> 01:33:12,162
- So why are you doing it?
- Doing what?
1157
01:33:12,289 --> 01:33:14,614
Why do you iron if it's so boring?
1158
01:33:16,167 --> 01:33:19,120
- You want to know why I'm ironing?
- Well...
1159
01:33:19,211 --> 01:33:21,832
I'm ironing because I have a job.
1160
01:33:22,005 --> 01:33:23,415
This guy...
1161
01:33:23,714 --> 01:33:26,205
Every morning I wake up,
Have a shower, and put clothes on.
1162
01:33:26,466 --> 01:33:30,380
Once I'm dressed, I get the tube,
And then I go to photoshoots
1163
01:33:30,553 --> 01:33:31,797
Presentations...
1164
01:33:32,054 --> 01:33:34,295
All the things I can't do naked.
1165
01:33:34,430 --> 01:33:37,181
But you're lucky enough
not to have this kind of problem.
1166
01:33:37,308 --> 01:33:41,174
What are you gonna do tomorrow?
Wake up at 11, 12, 2pm?
1167
01:33:41,436 --> 01:33:44,554
No proper schedule, and then you'll
crawl from your room to your studio
1168
01:33:44,688 --> 01:33:46,680
with the same dirty pants
everyday of the week.
1169
01:33:47,106 --> 01:33:49,893
and then, you'll spin a wheel
and a freaking plastic duck
1170
01:33:50,067 --> 01:33:52,391
because you're free.
You have no obligations at all.
1171
01:33:52,527 --> 01:33:54,851
And me, I'll be ironing
like an idiot
1172
01:33:54,987 --> 01:33:57,145
It's sad, but it's a fact.
1173
01:33:58,073 --> 01:34:00,942
- There you are.
- What?
1174
01:34:01,450 --> 01:34:05,197
You're finally a normal couple,
having a fight about everyday problems.
1175
01:34:06,203 --> 01:34:08,528
Congratulations.
I envy you.
1176
01:34:09,414 --> 01:34:11,287
I envy you for real.
1177
01:34:11,457 --> 01:34:14,244
That being said, I think
it's time for me to move.
1178
01:34:14,501 --> 01:34:17,916
Because you guys really need
to spend time together.
1179
01:34:19,755 --> 01:34:23,337
Brace yourselves. I think everything
will go pretty fast.
1180
01:34:29,178 --> 01:34:32,095
- What's gonna go fast?
- I don't know.
1181
01:34:39,394 --> 01:34:40,804
Marion?
1182
01:34:47,441 --> 01:34:48,983
Marion, please.
1183
01:35:02,369 --> 01:35:03,827
What are you doing here?
1184
01:35:05,038 --> 01:35:07,528
I came to see you.
1185
01:35:07,748 --> 01:35:10,119
I've been waiting for you
for 50 minutes.
1186
01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:12,746
Why didn't you come upstairs
if you had something to say?
1187
01:35:13,335 --> 01:35:15,208
Cause I didn't have the code for the door.
1188
01:35:15,295 --> 01:35:17,868
It's only in films that people
have the code for the door.
1189
01:35:17,964 --> 01:35:20,370
Also I don't have any ladder,
since I'm not a fireman.
1190
01:35:27,595 --> 01:35:29,006
I'm listening.
1191
01:35:29,930 --> 01:35:31,341
I miss you.
1192
01:35:33,558 --> 01:35:34,969
I miss you!
1193
01:35:35,518 --> 01:35:37,925
Listen, you're the one who ditched
me on that bloody beach.
1194
01:35:41,022 --> 01:35:42,978
I've got one more thing to say
1195
01:35:49,987 --> 01:35:51,611
I bought your book.
1196
01:35:54,657 --> 01:35:56,613
I don't find this funny.
1197
01:35:57,450 --> 01:36:01,233
Is this really how you see me?
Do I deserve this?
1198
01:36:03,413 --> 01:36:07,030
My eyes are to close,
my hair looks like a rug from B&Q.
1199
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:11,407
Horrible. I look like a young Sarkozy.
1200
01:36:11,961 --> 01:36:15,044
Not at all.
I like you like that.
1201
01:36:15,588 --> 01:36:16,963
I love you like this.
1202
01:36:18,007 --> 01:36:19,999
And I love you like that.
1203
01:36:40,857 --> 01:36:42,765
So what do we do now?
1204
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:47,151
Let's dive in?
1205
01:36:47,820 --> 01:36:50,856
- That's a shitty metaphore, no?
- Not so shitty.
1206
01:36:51,906 --> 01:36:55,072
Welcome to the Sunny Beach boat.
1207
01:36:55,659 --> 01:36:58,031
If you'd like to do me the honor...
1208
01:36:58,161 --> 01:37:01,825
Welcome to a world of luxury, comfort and grace.
1209
01:37:01,955 --> 01:37:04,243
Please come aboard,
1210
01:37:04,415 --> 01:37:05,826
nice and slow.
1211
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:08,371
Prepare for extra cheesiness.
1212
01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:10,997
I'll start driving the boat now.
1213
01:37:11,254 --> 01:37:15,582
Destination: adventure,
but with at least some decent comfort.
1214
01:37:15,799 --> 01:37:19,842
- Do you even know how to drive a boat?
- Of course I do, and I'm gonna prove it.
1215
01:37:20,135 --> 01:37:23,717
- So what are we doing now?
- I don't know. Do we really care?
1216
01:37:23,929 --> 01:37:27,214
- I can see you've changed!
- I even have a swiss army knife in my pocket.
1217
01:37:32,936 --> 01:37:35,261
Ben Ben Ben, you're driving us into the wall.
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