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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,334 What is a Juggalo? 2 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,609 Is a Juggalo a diehard superfan of Insane Clown Posse, 3 00:01:14,676 --> 00:01:17,645 greatest duo in horrorcore rap music? 4 00:01:17,712 --> 00:01:19,212 Sure. 5 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:22,684 But that's just the tip of the fuckin' iceberg. 6 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,988 We freaks, weirdos, outlaws, 7 00:01:27,055 --> 00:01:33,561 derelicts, outcasts, unwanted, unloved, forgotten. 8 00:01:33,628 --> 00:01:36,196 We are Juggalos. 9 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,233 And we are family. 10 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:45,073 Our hearts are covered in clown paint, y'all. 11 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:48,543 And that shit ain't never washin' off. 12 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,849 Mr. Macintosh, today's the day. 13 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:56,751 I don't wanna see you back here, okay? 14 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:19,507 Oh shit. What up, Faith? 15 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:23,243 I'm feelin' that beat, Trey. You ready? 16 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,345 Fuckin' A, homie. 17 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,015 Been ready. 18 00:02:27,849 --> 00:02:31,418 Powers that be never gave a chance to people like us. 19 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,588 We scary to them. 20 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:37,525 America: land of the greed. 21 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:38,993 Home of the sheep. 22 00:02:39,127 --> 00:02:42,030 One wine-flavored Black & Mild. 23 00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,765 One novelty necklace. 24 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,768 Yeah, that's my shit. 25 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,770 Sign here. 26 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:52,807 Why do Juggalos paint our faces like clowns? 27 00:02:52,874 --> 00:02:55,475 Maybe it's to mock society's mask. 28 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:59,981 I ain't never wearin' orange again. 29 00:03:00,048 --> 00:03:02,617 It's a bullshit color anyway. 30 00:03:02,684 --> 00:03:06,453 I want a copy of your Diabolical Deadbeats demo. 31 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:08,890 The name sounds dumb as shit when I hear it out loud. 32 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,424 Damn. 33 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,225 Well, I still wanna hear it. 34 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:15,797 Thanks for lookin' out for me, Faith. 35 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:19,667 Ninjas gotta stick together. 36 00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:21,869 Stay gold, Trey. 37 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,771 Whoop, whoop. 38 00:03:23,838 --> 00:03:25,238 Whoop, whoop. 39 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,080 The Gathering of the Juggalos 40 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:34,347 is our Shangri-La. 41 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:37,785 For one weekend a year we can let go, 42 00:03:37,852 --> 00:03:43,323 live among our own, and get fucked up proper. 43 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,127 But the rest of the year, we gotta survive 44 00:03:46,194 --> 00:03:48,830 among the society that rejects us. 45 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,844 One fucka-sippi, two fucka-sippi, 46 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,712 three fucka-sippi. 47 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,846 You cut me? I bleed clown paint. 48 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,649 Whoop, whoop. 49 00:04:54,394 --> 00:05:00,400 Okay, Meemaw, time to make haste with the waste. 50 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,953 What you wanna eat for dinner? 51 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:22,557 We got... Beef Garden Vegetable 52 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,126 or Chicken Itty-bitty Noodle. 53 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,229 Chicken? 54 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:30,998 A dignified choice, madame. 55 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,270 Yum yum! 56 00:05:55,957 --> 00:06:00,862 All right, Meemaw. I'm out. 57 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,265 Janice gonna come over in, like, a hour. 58 00:06:04,332 --> 00:06:08,669 Make sure you're not fucked up and shit, okay? 59 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,774 Love you, Meemaw. 60 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,978 We hustlers with hearts of gold. 61 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,947 We down-ass homies. 62 00:06:20,014 --> 00:06:23,985 We down with the clown 'til we dead in the ground. 63 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:43,938 Show me your butthole! 64 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:46,674 - Whoop, whoop! - Whoop, whoop! 65 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:56,584 Put that shit away! 66 00:06:56,651 --> 00:06:59,053 Don't be such a wet fart, come here. 67 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,122 Fuck is wrong with you, man? 68 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,624 You complete me. Missed you, homie. 69 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:04,558 Are you getting hard right now? 70 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,459 Get the fuck off me! 71 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,695 Where are my keys at? 72 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,163 I took good care of her for you. 73 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,398 Uh-huh. 74 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,036 Oh, shit! 75 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,660 We are down with the clown 76 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,662 'til we dead in the ground. 77 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:49,103 Hot box that grave, big bro. 78 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:53,741 - From ashes - ... to smashes. 79 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,414 I could really use some advice right now, Mike. 80 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:03,918 You could ask me for advice. 81 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:06,486 You ain't got the sense your brother did, ninja. 82 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:11,158 I do... prefer nonsense. 83 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,297 Listen, homie... 84 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,601 I don't think I should go this year. 85 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,236 Ninja, what!? 86 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:24,772 You got no idea what it's like in there, man. 87 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,774 I'm on my third fuckin' strike now. 88 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,109 Mike, I am sorry you gotta listen to 89 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,044 this juffalo talk like this. 90 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:34,448 I gotta grow up, dude. Be a real fuckin' man. 91 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,117 What about your Juggalo fam? 92 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:39,920 Scottie D, Jimmy Soda, Mankini? 93 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,756 Butthole Ben? 94 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,424 You wanna disappoint Butthole Ben? 95 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,228 I mean, no, I love Butthole Ben. 96 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,763 Well, this shit you're talkin' right now 97 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,631 is very fuckin' stale. 98 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,601 I can't keep wildin' out like we're kids, Silas. 99 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,736 That's what got me locked up in the first fuckin' place. 100 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,573 Homie, I know I'm the reason you got locked up. 101 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,475 And... 102 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,110 I'm mad bummed about that. 103 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,478 That frat boy had it comin'. 104 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,980 But I ain't even thought 105 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:09,283 I would ever hear you say this shit. 106 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,419 Trey, you know the Gathering 107 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:15,756 is the only place I feel comfortable being myself. 108 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,325 It's where we belong. 109 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:23,798 If I go, it's gotta be different this year. 110 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,766 No stealin' golf carts. 111 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,334 No tippin' over porta-potties. 112 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:30,204 No trickin' ninjas into picking up poop dollars. 113 00:09:30,271 --> 00:09:32,173 No butt chugging. 114 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,874 Butt chugging ain't illegal! 115 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,776 Si, I'm fuckin' serious, man. 116 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:39,847 You gotta promise to not fuck my shit up. 117 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,115 Promise me. 118 00:09:43,451 --> 00:09:45,853 The carnival provides. 119 00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:14,708 Yo, why you take the off-ramp? 120 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,315 Why take the same old road? 121 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,450 Trying to turn over a new leaf and shit, remember? 122 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:26,954 Yeah, but Pearlington sucks ass. 123 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:30,057 Yeah, well, someone forgot to fill up the wagon 124 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,726 and I want to eat something that ain't fuckin' prison food. 125 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,428 You know Scarecrow live out here, right? 126 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:36,931 Dude practically runs this joint. 127 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,067 I do not wanna see that psycho. 128 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,636 We'll make it quick, yeah? 129 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,836 Aight. 130 00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:47,241 Yo, you got any gas money? 131 00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:48,842 Fuckin' totally assed out. 132 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,277 Don't worry about it. 133 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,313 I've been sellin' my roids to this gay bodybuilders 134 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,816 and I cashed Meemaw's Social Security check, so we good. 135 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,452 Meemaw! Fuck, I miss her, man. 136 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,589 She doin' aight? 137 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,591 I mean she's a vegetable. 138 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:05,594 She fine, she's just like a poop machine, you know? 139 00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,496 Still gonna take butthole pics for her though, right? 140 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,600 She ain't dead yet! 141 00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:18,540 Juggalo family just hits different than blood family. 142 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,677 A lot of us ain't welcome with our own kin. 143 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,548 But our Juggalo family? 144 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,449 That shit. 145 00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:30,518 That shit is unconditional. 146 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,879 -Thanks! -Don't forget the Rockin' Raspberry. 147 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,382 No, I won't. 148 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,017 Also the Passion Fruit Pear. 149 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,852 What am I, an asshole? 150 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,820 Jesus... 151 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,423 Also the Sun Surge! 152 00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:12,493 Think I never bought Juggalo Juice before, goddamn! 153 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,395 Fuckin' goofus. 154 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,766 Oh, what, what? 155 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:27,308 Sup? 156 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,281 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 157 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,283 Shit... 158 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,159 Ooh! 159 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,103 Oh, uh, give me a Blind Pelican 160 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,708 and 10 bucks on pump one, old timer. 161 00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:02,109 That's a lot of sodie pop. 162 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,245 It ain't just soda, homie. That's Juggalo fuel. 163 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:10,351 You, uh, make a lot of money in that line of work, do you, son? 164 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,153 Not "gigolo", man, "Juggalo." 165 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,456 - You know Insane Clown Posse? - Uh-huh. 166 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,458 We're on our way to Ohio for the Gathering. 167 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:20,928 The Gathering of the Juggalos. Kind of a music festival. 168 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,665 More like a fuckin' religious pilgrimage. 169 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,499 The only posse I know in Ohio 170 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:29,069 wouldn't take too kindly to no gigolos. 171 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,573 Guess you ain't down with the clown, then, huh? 172 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,209 I loathe clowns. 173 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:38,946 They scare me. 174 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,784 On my ninth birthday party... 175 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,587 I caught a clown... 176 00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:49,022 having sexual relations with my momma. 177 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,658 What the fuck? 178 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:53,695 I still can't eat salt water taffy. 179 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,295 Yeah, fuck Taffy. 180 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,698 I gotta split, man. 181 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,198 Keep the change, amigo. 182 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,935 Son... 183 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,671 never trust a painted face. 184 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:04,606 Shit, 185 00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:07,842 I only trust a painted face. 186 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,711 Ring-a-ding! 187 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,760 At the Gathering, 188 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:31,599 you will hear complete strangers tellin' each other "I love you." 189 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,903 They may have never met. 190 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,306 But, if you're a Juggalo, 191 00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:41,074 then you're fuckin' family. 192 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,783 All right, man, so I've got a serious question for you. 193 00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,485 When are you gonna play me that finished fuckin' demo? 194 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,020 Oh, shit! 195 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,756 Homie, I thought you'd never ask! 196 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,925 Let's get that shit going, man. 197 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,193 Hear that fresh Diabolical. 198 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:04,866 Yeah, bitch. 199 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,266 That say dick pics for days? 200 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,434 Yeah. 201 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:08,469 You fucked up. 202 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,003 - Listen up. - Yeah? 203 00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,585 Oh man, fuckin' dope 204 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,620 how you distorted those vocals there? 205 00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:27,922 And that flow, man? Fuck. 206 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,897 Damn, homie! 207 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,064 You put in work while I was in the big house, huh? 208 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,299 Shit sound fucking good! 209 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,668 Thank you, homie. 210 00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,737 Fuckin' fresh, no doubt. 211 00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,939 You know what's not fresh, though? 212 00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:20,274 "Diabolical Deadbeats." 213 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,743 We need something fresh to death. 214 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:25,680 We need a angle, like them old wrestlers had. 215 00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,347 And I need some street cred, yo, because 216 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,951 you about to be jugga-famous, but I ain't shit. 217 00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:31,619 Aight, Copernicus, 218 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:33,855 where you gonna find street cred? 219 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:37,190 Oh, you don't find it. It finds fuckin' you. 220 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:45,165 Juggalo fam is ride or die. 221 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,969 No matter what kind of shit goes down. 222 00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:51,005 I been baptized in soda pop. 223 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:57,477 It's gonna be called Toxic Trey's Ice Cream Posse. 224 00:17:57,879 --> 00:18:02,617 And it's gonna be custom Juggalo ice cream. 225 00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,451 Hm? 226 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:09,356 Hey, you wanna try some of this Colonel Silas' Secret Recipe? 227 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,225 Bro, you get caught with that shit, I'm fuckin' bailin'. 228 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,695 Did you hear anything I fuckin' said? 229 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:16,296 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 230 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,066 Don't mock my cream dream, man. 231 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,834 Homie, what you want from me? 232 00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:21,869 I'm out here trying to be a rap god 233 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:23,470 and you, you wanna hang it all up 234 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:27,909 to be like the goddamn Good Humor homie? 235 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,777 I just thought I'd tell you, man. 236 00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:31,546 After the Gathering? 237 00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:33,748 Converting the Hatchet Wagon to an ice cream truck. 238 00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:36,316 Already made the down payment, so... 239 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,251 Fuck my hairy butthole, you're serious. 240 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,419 Mm-hmm. 241 00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:45,125 Hello? 242 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,728 Yeah, this Silasshole. 243 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:49,429 Oh, we are on our way. 244 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,199 Are you serious? 245 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:55,570 Oh yeah. No, that'd be... 246 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,939 Uh, we ain't got a name yet. 247 00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:01,743 Uh, TBD. Is that like ICP? 248 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,344 Oh, okay. Sound check. 249 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,980 Saturday? 250 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,750 Yo, there ain't nothin' that can keep us from being there! 251 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:09,817 Thank you, fam. 252 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,284 No, thank the fuck you. 253 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,720 Much clown love! 254 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:15,556 Whoop, whoop! 255 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,357 The fuck was that? 256 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,459 Ah, just a little someone from the Gathering. 257 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,062 What!? 258 00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,630 They had a cancellation. 259 00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:24,766 We're gonna perform, mothafucka, 260 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:28,703 on the Clown Drip Stage at the Gathering on Saturday. 261 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,571 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 262 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:33,808 I submitted our demo and now we are performing. 263 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,111 The carnival provides, Trey. 264 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,614 Holy fuck. 265 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,281 Holy fuck! 266 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,117 Wait, yo, yo... 267 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,619 You don't rap in public, though. 268 00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:47,487 I've seen you. You fuckin' choke like a joke. 269 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:49,891 Not no more, man. I've been practicing. 270 00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:52,426 Believe that when I see it. 271 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,629 Well, believe this ninja. 272 00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:57,131 Mm! 273 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,398 Si, what the fuck? 274 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,767 Yo, 'scuse me! 275 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,569 Si, what the fuck? 276 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,801 Yeah! 277 00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:38,539 Did you want me to, uh, box that up? 278 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,508 Man, I didn't even finish my bird! 279 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:41,843 This is a family establishment. 280 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,645 Suck my dick, you mark-ass buster! 281 00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:46,681 Everything was delicious, thank you. 282 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,984 Yo! 283 00:20:50,218 --> 00:20:52,019 Fuckin' proud of you, man. 284 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,888 You got mad huevos! 285 00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,923 -Let's go, ninja! -Whoa! 286 00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,560 Fuck! 287 00:20:59,627 --> 00:21:02,329 Motherfucker! Look at my fucking shirt, man. 288 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,598 Oh, sorry-- 289 00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:06,534 Don't fuckin' touch me, you freak. 290 00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:08,035 Oh shit. 291 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,804 Milkshake's fuckin' garbage now. 292 00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:12,339 Well, I said I'm fuckin' sorry, didn't I? 293 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,642 You're gonna regret running into me, you fuckin' mutt. 294 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:15,810 What the fuck did you call me? 295 00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:17,044 You wanna get physical, huh? 296 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,546 Let's fucking go, huh? Huh? 297 00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:20,515 No, no, no... 298 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:21,816 It's, it's cool. 299 00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:23,151 My brother didn't mean nothin'. 300 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,819 He's just a floob. 301 00:21:24,886 --> 00:21:28,589 Yo, that's the fuckin' law, man. 302 00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:32,193 Let's make like a tree and get the fuck. 303 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,828 My bad, bro. 304 00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,763 That's right, be respectful of the gentleman 305 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,698 and his expensive shirt. 306 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:51,679 The fuck... 307 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,426 Man... 308 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,564 I will always hate fucking cops. 309 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:12,033 It's like a law of the universe. 310 00:22:12,099 --> 00:22:13,568 Glad you checked me, homie. 311 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,203 About to fuck that chicken up! 312 00:22:15,269 --> 00:22:16,871 I got you, fam. 313 00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:18,239 What the fuck? 314 00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:19,472 Stop!- 315 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:20,975 Help! Help! 316 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,475 - Go, go, go! -Eat your fuckin' chicken fingers 317 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,956 Where you at? 318 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,827 What the fuck was that? Should we do something? 319 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:43,164 Dude, we ridin' so dirty, we're Pigpen! 320 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,900 You want to go to fucking jail again? 321 00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:47,400 I mean, when you put it like that... 322 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,403 Look, let's just play another track, 323 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,006 forget this shit. 324 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,642 This one's called Clown Sex. 325 00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:57,144 Okay! 326 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,080 Okay. 327 00:22:59,714 --> 00:23:01,983 Ooh! 328 00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:06,654 Damn, homie, this beat is mad sexual! 329 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:08,789 Uh! 330 00:23:12,593 --> 00:23:14,161 I tell you a year in lockup, 331 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,663 shit will make you horny as fuck. 332 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,164 Shit's all backed up. 333 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,133 I feel like fuckin' superglue with no lid, 334 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,167 know what I mean? 335 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,702 Hey, but now you all jugga-famous 336 00:23:21,769 --> 00:23:23,104 'cause of that shit with Scarecrow, 337 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,471 it's gonna be mad easy for you 338 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:25,640 to get the skins at the Gathering. 339 00:23:25,706 --> 00:23:27,675 Bro, at this point? 340 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,144 You put a pair of fake tits up on the telephone pole, 341 00:23:30,211 --> 00:23:32,179 I'mma go Woody Woodpecker on that bitch. 342 00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:35,448 There ain't nothin' better than some sweaty, 343 00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:39,954 stinky fuckin' tent sex at the Gathering. 344 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,392 Uh, smell like that shit mud 345 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,793 from the Gathering of the Mudalos. 346 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,129 Remember that shit? 347 00:23:48,195 --> 00:23:50,264 What was the name of the Jugalette you smashed that year? 348 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:52,499 Ah, Psychosis, bro! 349 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,201 Yeah, Psychosis! 350 00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:56,637 Yo, she was wifey material, though. For real. 351 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:58,906 Man, that year fuckin' sucked. 352 00:23:58,973 --> 00:24:00,241 I don't know about all that. 353 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,475 It did smell like the devil's anus. 354 00:24:02,543 --> 00:24:05,346 But I smashed and I made enough cheddar to get my surgery, 355 00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:09,083 so silver linings playbook. 356 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:10,651 Only a true wicked clown like you 357 00:24:10,718 --> 00:24:13,354 would let ninjas staple money all over their body. 358 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:15,523 Shit, man, I'd do it again! 359 00:24:15,589 --> 00:24:17,658 And I made bank when I convinced those juffalos 360 00:24:17,725 --> 00:24:20,728 that I could get Deviant Dan to cut his nipples off. 361 00:24:20,795 --> 00:24:22,430 - That was you? - Well, here's the thing. 362 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,932 He was plannin' on doing it already, so... 363 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:27,068 easy money! 364 00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:32,707 Oh, earnin' and burnin'! 365 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:36,043 Carnival provides, yo. 366 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,221 The Gathering. 367 00:24:47,288 --> 00:24:48,789 It's like adult summer camp 368 00:24:48,856 --> 00:24:51,692 where all the counselors huff nitrous. 369 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,427 Lifelong friends are made. 370 00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:55,129 Babies are conceived. 371 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:57,098 Couples get married. 372 00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,033 And all are invited 373 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:02,169 to openly shit in garbage cans. 374 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,111 You know, God... 375 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,646 is a Juggalo. 376 00:25:12,713 --> 00:25:15,549 This Dark Carnival shit is for real. 377 00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:20,054 I think I'm starting to see the light, Father Silas. 378 00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:21,822 It's like Meemaw always said, 379 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:24,392 "It's always darkest before the dawn." 380 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:28,462 What the--bro, that cop is tailin' us. 381 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:29,897 Nah! 382 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,967 You just 'noid 'cause you just out the hoosegow. 383 00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:34,168 He's pullin' me over. 384 00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,071 What the fuck? 385 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:38,339 Fuck, fuck! 386 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,673 You were goin' the speed limit. 387 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:40,975 What the fuck? 388 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:42,109 I'm goin' back to goddamn jail. 389 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,344 Fuck me in the ass! 390 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:44,945 Trey, you're not going back to jail. 391 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:48,349 I'm not about to let nothing get between us and the Gathering. 392 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:52,286 We are road warriors, bro. Let me handle this. 393 00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:54,188 Please don't do anything fuckin' stupid, okay? 394 00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,423 Stupid!? 395 00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,425 You're the one who almost punched a sheriff! 396 00:25:57,491 --> 00:26:01,028 Your conflict resolution skills are lacking, bro! 397 00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:03,097 Violence has to be plan B. 398 00:26:03,164 --> 00:26:04,965 Yeah, what the fuck is plan A? 399 00:26:05,032 --> 00:26:06,333 Treat him like a bully. 400 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,568 Show 'em who's alpha. 401 00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:10,137 Confuse their dumb white asses. 402 00:26:10,204 --> 00:26:13,007 Man, that's a stupid, stupid fucking plan. 403 00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:20,448 What's the problem, Officer... R. Cox? 404 00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:25,453 Where you boys headed? 405 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,189 Church. We're going to Sunday school. 406 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:30,057 It's Thursday, 407 00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,561 and I was speaking to the driver. 408 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:35,863 License and registration, please. 409 00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:41,469 Psst, shut the fuck up, dude. 410 00:26:41,536 --> 00:26:44,105 Can you tell me what I did wrong, Officer? 411 00:26:48,642 --> 00:26:51,546 Smells fragrant. 412 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,013 What y'all been smokin'? 413 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,648 That's just incense. 414 00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:58,652 It's for his anxiety. 415 00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:01,989 Who else knows you're out here? 416 00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:05,594 My sound cloud followers. My meemaw. 417 00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:09,130 That's a weird question, Officer. 418 00:27:10,231 --> 00:27:13,734 Why don't we, uh, see what y'all have in the back? 419 00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:16,070 Uh, I don't think you can do that, Officer. 420 00:27:16,137 --> 00:27:18,172 Don't you need, like, a warrant, right? 421 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:20,174 I have probable cause. 422 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:22,276 You see, this vehicle reeks of marijuana. 423 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:25,246 Further, it is littered with gang paraphernalia. 424 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:27,181 What gang? 425 00:27:28,282 --> 00:27:31,051 Juggalos, right? 426 00:27:31,118 --> 00:27:33,954 FBI classified Juggalos as a gang. 427 00:27:34,021 --> 00:27:35,289 Nah, we squashed that shit. 428 00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:38,593 The clowns sued the FBI. Get with the now. 429 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:41,428 The actions of a few do not define us all, my brother. 430 00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:43,297 It's like saying all Germans are Nazis. 431 00:27:43,364 --> 00:27:45,666 Yeah, or all cops are cocks! 432 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,768 Get the fuck out of the vehicle. 433 00:27:47,835 --> 00:27:49,270 Whoa! 434 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,641 Welcome to Mississippi... dickheads. 435 00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,476 Fuck... 436 00:27:55,544 --> 00:27:57,311 Let's don't make the news, okay? 437 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,481 -Okay? -Okay. 438 00:28:03,217 --> 00:28:04,619 Open up the back of this thing. 439 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:06,120 Let's see. 440 00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:24,405 Open it. 441 00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,015 Ohhhkay. 442 00:28:35,082 --> 00:28:38,687 Uh, all that shit is intended for my own personal use. 443 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:40,421 It's my vitamins and shit. 444 00:28:42,756 --> 00:28:45,627 That is an impressive collection. 445 00:28:45,694 --> 00:28:48,563 Looks like, uh, 30 years to life to me. 446 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,003 Hope you aren't a repeat offender. 447 00:28:57,104 --> 00:29:00,808 'Cause if so, you gonna be in for a world of shit. 448 00:29:03,177 --> 00:29:04,878 That's right. 449 00:29:04,945 --> 00:29:08,717 Boys at county gonna have a lot of fun with you. 450 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:10,851 You fuckin' freak. 451 00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:15,356 And it's not even mine! 452 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,525 You know, transporting narcotics 453 00:29:17,592 --> 00:29:19,994 across state lines is trafficking... 454 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,796 and a federal crime. 455 00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:33,073 Oh! 456 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,308 What are you doin', man? 457 00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,076 Silas, what the fuck!? 458 00:29:36,143 --> 00:29:38,812 Are you fucking crazy!? 459 00:29:38,879 --> 00:29:40,749 Si, you're gonna kill him, man! 460 00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:44,753 What happened to plan A? 461 00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:47,888 Silas, what the fuck? 462 00:29:50,424 --> 00:29:53,427 No, no, no! Don't! 463 00:29:53,494 --> 00:29:54,529 Don't, man. 464 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:57,231 Enjoy the Shadowside... porky! 465 00:29:57,298 --> 00:30:00,334 Silas, no! Don't shoot! 466 00:30:03,304 --> 00:30:05,439 Get the fuck over here! Let's get the fuck outta here! 467 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:07,575 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 468 00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,057 You just punched my ticket back to prison, you fuck! 469 00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:25,359 "It's not even mine"? Narc! 470 00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:26,594 Man, I don't get you. 471 00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:27,961 You just did a year for my ass 472 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:29,564 and now you about to sell me out? 473 00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,266 I ain't gonna do a bid over some dumb shit, Silas! 474 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,134 The year I did was 'cause I was protecting you, man! 475 00:30:34,201 --> 00:30:35,704 You were protecting me? Yeah, right. 476 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:37,338 What the fuck did you say? 477 00:30:39,774 --> 00:30:42,544 What are we gonna do, Silas? 478 00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:45,647 We hightail it to the Gathering. 479 00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:46,980 Fuck that, man. 480 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:48,916 We'll be smelling bacon the whole way. 481 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,484 Van ain't exactly low profile. 482 00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:52,721 Homie, I just gave that blue boy enough acid 483 00:30:52,787 --> 00:30:55,456 to make him think he is an orange. 484 00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:56,725 Acid? 485 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:59,093 It's not for splittin' wigs, Trey! 486 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:01,563 It's for expanding minds. 487 00:31:01,629 --> 00:31:05,099 I'm gonna sell some of this MKUltra at the Gathering. 488 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,468 Do you have any idea what they'll do to you in prison? 489 00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:09,036 Don't worry. You'll be there to protect me. 490 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:10,971 Stop acting so hard, man. 491 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:13,140 I've seen you piss the bed recently. 492 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:14,975 One time! 493 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,276 Fuck. 494 00:31:16,343 --> 00:31:18,078 We gotta get off the fuckin' road, man. 495 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,147 Lay low for a minute. 496 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:21,915 You know Scarecrow's not too far from here, right? 497 00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:23,484 Scarecrow!? 498 00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:24,786 What the fuck, man? 499 00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:26,320 You trying to get me fucking killed now? 500 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:27,722 The ninja got a redneck car lot. 501 00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:28,922 Maybe we can swap out the Hatchet Wagon 502 00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:31,425 for a... you know, a clean ride! 503 00:31:31,526 --> 00:31:33,994 What the fuck makes you think he's gonna wanna help us? 504 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:36,029 Okay, you may need to apologize to him first-- 505 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:37,064 Fuck that! 506 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:38,666 Mothafucka had it fucking coming. 507 00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:39,768 Fuck him! 508 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,402 Man, we got this sick fuckin' demo! 509 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:44,938 We're gonna perform! Our shit is going to pop off! 510 00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:47,542 Fuck, man, fuck! 511 00:31:54,883 --> 00:31:56,116 You gotta admit, it was pretty fire 512 00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,786 the way I put down that oink oink. 513 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:18,540 A loving relationship is a tree to be tended, 514 00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:20,441 not a flower to be picked. 515 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,943 Whoop, whoop! 516 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:56,911 What up, Road Kill? 517 00:32:56,977 --> 00:32:58,880 Silas. 518 00:32:58,947 --> 00:33:00,414 Trey, what the fuck are you doing here? 519 00:33:00,748 --> 00:33:02,750 Scarecrow around? 520 00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:06,386 Yeah, but I don't think he wants to see the likes of you. 521 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:08,656 Look, I know shit's been kind of gnarly 522 00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:10,424 since that Gathering a few years back. 523 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,259 Shit's been fucked thanks to you! 524 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:15,697 I know alright, I'm here to fix it. 525 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,602 Your fucking funeral. 526 00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:28,977 - Go ahead. - Fucking go in. 527 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,468 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 528 00:33:54,536 --> 00:33:56,303 Whoa, is that a Hanzo? 529 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,972 Yeah, I think so. 530 00:33:58,038 --> 00:33:59,473 Got the gold tip and everything. 531 00:33:59,541 --> 00:34:01,676 You think that's real? 532 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:04,679 Man... 533 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:08,448 Thanks again for the milk, baby! 534 00:34:08,516 --> 00:34:11,953 Shit, Juggalos. 535 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,153 Chocolate-covered pretzel? 536 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,856 -No thanks. -Your loss. 537 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:21,529 Hi. 538 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:23,798 Hey. 539 00:34:23,932 --> 00:34:25,700 Hey just make sure Scare gets his. 540 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:28,302 This way, clowns. 541 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:29,771 Who's she? 542 00:34:29,837 --> 00:34:30,805 That's Eden. 543 00:34:30,872 --> 00:34:32,472 Scarecrow's little sister. 544 00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:33,975 Eden? That's tight. 545 00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:35,843 Knew a chick named Hallelujah once. 546 00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:38,345 I know a girl named Modesty. 547 00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,548 She used to show me her tits for Pokemon cards. 548 00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:44,018 Yo! 549 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,854 Eden is so fly, man. 550 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:49,724 I'd, like, eat a bag of shit just to 551 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:51,993 buy her tampons. 552 00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:53,360 Hope that happens for you, man. 553 00:34:53,427 --> 00:34:54,361 Thank you. 554 00:34:55,530 --> 00:34:56,864 Hey, Scarecrow? 555 00:34:56,931 --> 00:34:58,833 You'll never guess who's here to see you. 556 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,267 Don't come in! 557 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,503 Man, what the fuck? I said don't come in. 558 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:03,638 I'm sorry, Scarecrow. 559 00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,305 I thought you said come in. 560 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,207 I can't hear from all the bombs and shit. 561 00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:08,442 If you can't hear well, 562 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,410 then close the fucking door you deaf idiot. 563 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:11,713 Yeah, you deaf idiot! 564 00:35:11,779 --> 00:35:13,313 You shut the fuck up, Fuck Stick! 565 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,617 We gotta get these little legs movin'. 566 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:21,488 He'll be out in a minute. 567 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,358 It's fine. 568 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,393 Cool. 569 00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:37,772 They had to cut out his butthole--from overuse, right? 570 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:41,208 Yo, so they couldn't fuck him up the pooper anymore, right? 571 00:35:41,274 --> 00:35:42,577 So they started fucking 572 00:35:42,677 --> 00:35:44,779 the surgical hole in his stomach instead. 573 00:35:44,846 --> 00:35:46,380 They called it a, uh... 574 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:48,049 -Stoma. -A stoma. 575 00:35:48,116 --> 00:35:51,052 Fucked up, right? 576 00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:54,221 Hey, you think Scarecrow got a stoma? 577 00:35:54,287 --> 00:35:56,223 Why don't you ask him? See what happens? 578 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:57,959 Scarecrow! 579 00:35:58,191 --> 00:35:59,459 Hey, man, you got a sto-- 580 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:08,069 My ninja! Ha! 581 00:36:12,707 --> 00:36:14,075 Why the fuck you two shit stains 582 00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:16,276 darken my doorstep? 583 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:19,781 Particularly you... Judas. 584 00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:23,316 You come here to give up a pound of flesh? 585 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:27,088 Scarecrow, hear a ninja out. 586 00:36:27,155 --> 00:36:30,223 I am sorry we got you kicked out of the Gathering 587 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,993 and had your car taken apart piece by piece. 588 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:34,162 I am. 589 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,731 Honestly, you know you deserve Juggalo justice, though. 590 00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:37,999 You were stealing. 591 00:36:38,066 --> 00:36:40,968 Allegedly. 592 00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:42,603 Look, bro... 593 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:44,404 we got in a little trouble with the po-po. 594 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:47,175 Now, I know you fuckin' hate me. 595 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,409 Don't you hate cops more? 596 00:36:56,517 --> 00:36:59,087 You got all of us 597 00:36:59,153 --> 00:37:01,488 at the Mystic Mississippi Crew 598 00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:03,991 banned from the Gathering for life. 599 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,329 Can you imagine the humiliation of 5,000 Juggalos 600 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,833 screaming, you fucked up! 601 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:15,002 You fucked up! You fucked up! 602 00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:18,773 My bad. 603 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:22,309 Still rap? 604 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,679 Hell yeah. 605 00:37:24,746 --> 00:37:28,482 Paint my face, say some dumb shit on the mic. 606 00:37:28,549 --> 00:37:30,283 Take a sucka Juggalo's money. 607 00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:32,053 That's one way to look at it. 608 00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:35,723 So, uh... 609 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:37,892 you have some trouble with some cops? 610 00:37:37,959 --> 00:37:39,392 Couldn't be avoided. 611 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,862 Mm. 612 00:37:40,928 --> 00:37:42,563 We was down by Penny's Café, you know? 613 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:45,867 They pulled us over. Motherfucking pig saw my stash. 614 00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:48,536 But I got the jump on him. I gave him some of this. 615 00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:51,239 No way, fuckface! 616 00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:54,542 Yo bruh, 617 00:37:54,776 --> 00:37:57,211 why do we need to bring guns to this conversation? 618 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:58,813 Everybody chill! 619 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,983 That is a squirt gun. 620 00:38:02,049 --> 00:38:04,886 That right there is some legit LSD. 621 00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:07,522 I got it from Scary Larry, the junkie pioneer. 622 00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:09,456 Treat yourself! 623 00:38:13,094 --> 00:38:17,165 That cop is probably peaking right now. 624 00:38:18,166 --> 00:38:21,202 If he does figure out what dimension he's in, though, 625 00:38:21,269 --> 00:38:23,571 he's gonna be lookin' for the Hatchet Wagon. 626 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:27,909 Is there any chance we can borrow one of your cars 627 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:29,442 and leave the van here just-- 628 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:31,512 just 'til after the Gathering? 629 00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:34,182 Pretty please. 630 00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:36,416 Wait a second. 631 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:40,087 Let me get this straight. Like... 632 00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:43,758 you two goony birds want me 633 00:38:43,825 --> 00:38:47,929 to loan you a non-felonious vehicle 634 00:38:47,995 --> 00:38:49,931 while I babysit your van, 635 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:52,633 which the cops are actively searching for? 636 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:57,638 Uh-huh. 637 00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:15,523 I just fail to see how this trade benefits me. 638 00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:17,058 Come on, ninja. 639 00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:19,392 Help a couple fellow Juggalos out, man. 640 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:22,462 I knew that stupid fucking Juggalo family shit 641 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,266 would come up. Fuck that clown shit! 642 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:29,103 I'm a business... man. 643 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:32,306 All right, Scarecrow. 644 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,510 I got some real good shit here. 645 00:39:36,577 --> 00:39:40,413 Some artisanal Molly, free range mushrooms, 646 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,683 small batch cocaine, 647 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:45,152 and free trade Peruvian hash. 648 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,657 Can we do a deal? 649 00:39:51,859 --> 00:39:53,728 I'll take the whole stash. 650 00:39:55,196 --> 00:39:57,031 I'll keep the van. 651 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:58,900 And I want you two to come to 652 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,434 a little ceremony we're having later. 653 00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:14,315 Anything to get to the motherfucking Gathering. 654 00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:25,126 If I can look my enemy in the eye 655 00:40:25,192 --> 00:40:28,829 and I don't see myself... 656 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:32,333 then I understand neither myself nor my enemy. 657 00:40:37,738 --> 00:40:40,007 There goes my goddamn cream dream. 658 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:41,542 I cannot believe we traded the wagon 659 00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:43,978 for this fucking piece of shit. 660 00:40:46,247 --> 00:40:47,782 It could be worse. 661 00:40:48,950 --> 00:40:52,887 This guy I sell T to... 662 00:40:52,954 --> 00:40:56,023 he offered to be my sex table if I gave him a discount. 663 00:40:56,090 --> 00:40:57,858 What the fuck is a sex table? 664 00:40:57,925 --> 00:41:00,695 Oh, it's where you get down on all fours like a table 665 00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:03,998 and people have sex on top of you. 666 00:41:04,065 --> 00:41:06,233 Don't knock it 'til you try it, boys! 667 00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:16,777 What's up? I'm Trey. 668 00:41:16,844 --> 00:41:18,679 Hi, Eden, like the garden. 669 00:41:21,082 --> 00:41:24,585 What's up with quiet riot over here? 670 00:41:24,652 --> 00:41:26,454 Silas Elton Devereaux. 671 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,888 Please to meet you, my lady. 672 00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:29,323 Oh, Elton, huh? 673 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:30,891 Hey, don't sleep on Tiny Dancer. 674 00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,094 Shit's a fucking certified banger. 675 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,962 Oh, I like Elton John. 676 00:41:35,029 --> 00:41:38,232 But, uh, I hear you two can rap. 677 00:41:38,299 --> 00:41:40,935 You gonna spit some bars for me or what? 678 00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:43,571 I got you. 679 00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:44,705 He gets stage fright sometimes. 680 00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:46,640 Shut up, T-Money. 681 00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:48,576 Just give me a minute. 682 00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:50,611 Okay. 683 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,770 Oh shit, that's pretty good. 684 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:18,672 I hope I didn't offend you talkin' about you fartin'. 685 00:42:18,739 --> 00:42:19,807 Oh, not at all. 686 00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:21,342 My farts are... 687 00:42:21,409 --> 00:42:24,245 very sexual. 688 00:42:24,311 --> 00:42:25,514 I bet they are. 689 00:42:25,579 --> 00:42:27,114 I'm impressed, homie. 690 00:42:27,181 --> 00:42:28,682 I think there's actually a chance 691 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:31,018 you won't totally embarrass yourself at the Gathering. 692 00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:32,586 The Gathering? 693 00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:34,822 You ain't never been? We're gonna perform there. 694 00:42:35,022 --> 00:42:37,191 No, some Juggalos are cool, but... 695 00:42:37,258 --> 00:42:41,028 Brian--I mean, Scarecrow-- he just takes that shit too far. 696 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:42,630 I already live in a violent world. 697 00:42:42,696 --> 00:42:44,331 I ain't tryin' to escape to one too. 698 00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,499 Oh, it ain't literal, though. 699 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:49,170 Songs are just like little mini horror films 700 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:50,438 set to a dope-ass beat. 701 00:42:50,505 --> 00:42:52,840 Yeah, Juggalos ain't about violence. 702 00:42:52,907 --> 00:42:54,341 It's all about family. 703 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:57,945 Like, no matter how fucked up your past is, 704 00:42:58,012 --> 00:42:59,180 unconditional acceptance. 705 00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:01,015 Yeah, I hear that, but, you know, 706 00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:03,518 family ain't exactly a good thing for everybody. 707 00:43:13,094 --> 00:43:14,395 So... 708 00:43:14,462 --> 00:43:15,996 this place all yours? 709 00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:17,998 It was my Grammy's, but, uh, 710 00:43:18,065 --> 00:43:21,502 she left it to Brian when she died. 711 00:43:21,570 --> 00:43:25,039 She was mauled to death by a pack of feral wolves. 712 00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:26,407 What? 713 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,042 Yeah, back when this place used to be a plantation, 714 00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:29,578 they would train wild dogs and wolves 715 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:31,879 to hunt down runaway slaves. 716 00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:34,682 Their descendants are still in these woods. 717 00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:37,318 Bloodlust is, like, in their genes and shit now. 718 00:43:37,384 --> 00:43:43,224 After my dad found our Grammy, never ate sausage again. 719 00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:50,998 Hey, uh, I gotta express myself. 720 00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:53,100 You boys wanna come inside? 721 00:43:55,269 --> 00:43:57,738 Like the NWA song? 722 00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:09,717 The greatest gift you can give yourself 723 00:44:09,783 --> 00:44:12,920 is calm amongst the chaos. 724 00:44:39,614 --> 00:44:40,881 What? 725 00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:44,218 Oh, I'm just... in awe. 726 00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:45,719 Well, fuck off. 727 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:48,355 I don't like doin' this, but I don't have a choice. 728 00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:53,127 I'm sorry. 729 00:44:53,194 --> 00:44:55,329 One of you guys got a light for me? 730 00:45:00,034 --> 00:45:03,103 What does he do with the milk? 731 00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:06,407 He thinks it's his secret to getting his legs to work again. 732 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:09,076 He wants to stop eating solid food and only drink my milk. 733 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:10,778 Idiot. 734 00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:12,112 Plus, he sells it to, like, bodybuilders 735 00:45:12,179 --> 00:45:15,249 and sex freaks and shit. 736 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:18,587 But every time, I think about Lotus. 737 00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:21,855 Who's Lotus? 738 00:45:21,922 --> 00:45:23,857 Sorry. 739 00:45:25,826 --> 00:45:28,495 Didn't even make it to her first birthday. 740 00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:32,766 Lotus--that's a Juggalo name. 741 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:35,769 Yeah, her daddy was a Juggalo. 742 00:45:35,836 --> 00:45:40,207 He said the lotus grows in the darkest muck of the swamp. 743 00:45:40,274 --> 00:45:41,643 But when it blossoms, 744 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,545 it's the most beautiful flower in the world. 745 00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:47,114 That's some poetry right there. 746 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:53,053 So, what's the deal with you and your brother... Brian? 747 00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,725 He's overprotective. 748 00:45:56,790 --> 00:45:58,892 But he's the only family I got. 749 00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:00,327 You ever think about leavin'? 750 00:46:00,394 --> 00:46:01,829 Oh, I've tried. 751 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:03,397 Never turns out well. 752 00:46:03,464 --> 00:46:05,966 He says he needs me, which is kind of sweet 753 00:46:06,033 --> 00:46:08,269 in a twisted sort of way. 754 00:46:11,272 --> 00:46:13,807 Each of these was an escape attempt. 755 00:46:14,942 --> 00:46:17,411 I'm just trying to survive now. 756 00:46:17,878 --> 00:46:20,515 Yo, that's why blood don't always mean family. 757 00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:22,483 Wasn't always like this. 758 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:26,353 Brian and I used to be best friends before Afghanistan. 759 00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:29,256 He even saved my life once. 760 00:46:29,323 --> 00:46:32,393 Our dad was a DEA agent, always out of town. 761 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,696 One day, he comes home and finds our mother 762 00:46:34,763 --> 00:46:36,063 in bed with his brother. 763 00:46:38,165 --> 00:46:40,234 Full bloodbath. 764 00:46:40,301 --> 00:46:41,603 Shit. 765 00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:44,405 Brian hid us under the trailer 766 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:46,974 while daddy went full Jack Torrance. 767 00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:49,843 Would've killed us if he could've found us. 768 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,211 Damn. 769 00:46:51,278 --> 00:46:53,380 Thought my family was fucked up. 770 00:46:53,447 --> 00:46:55,316 What's up with your family? 771 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:57,885 Junkie mom. 772 00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:02,022 Dad... no idea. 773 00:47:02,089 --> 00:47:04,793 Grew up in and out of foster homes 774 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:08,228 'til I met Silas, his big bro, Magic Mike. 775 00:47:08,295 --> 00:47:09,764 They took me in. 776 00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:14,935 Mike taught us about music. 777 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:17,905 Taught us how to be men. 778 00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:20,341 Showed us that Juggalo life. 779 00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:23,712 Where's he at now? 780 00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:29,083 He passed. 781 00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:32,086 Car accident. 782 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,589 He was driving Meemaw home from the bar. 783 00:47:35,155 --> 00:47:38,392 When he stopped at a red light, some... 784 00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:42,630 joker came at him with a tire iron and he panicked. 785 00:47:42,697 --> 00:47:46,333 Didn't see the garbage truck coming. 786 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,901 Crushed him like a grape. 787 00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:54,174 Meemaw's still in a... 788 00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:58,412 barely conscious state. 789 00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:03,484 But she... she's gonna wake up. 790 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,387 Soon. 791 00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:17,866 There are a million ways to mourn. 792 00:48:19,601 --> 00:48:21,669 All of them are correct. 793 00:48:24,338 --> 00:48:27,441 Thank you. 794 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,531 It's like life splits into two halves... 795 00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:53,367 before you lose someone you love and after. 796 00:50:16,551 --> 00:50:18,520 -What what? -Hold on, let me get it. 797 00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:25,192 Make a wish and blow. 798 00:50:30,464 --> 00:50:32,299 What did you wish for? 799 00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:34,903 I can't fuckin' tell you. 800 00:50:34,969 --> 00:50:37,672 It wouldn't come true! 801 00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:41,308 I would've wished for a friend like the two of you have. 802 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:44,746 When you a Juggalo, you got family all over the world. 803 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:48,516 I like you nerds. 804 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,184 Glad you're staying for the ceremony. 805 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:52,921 Us too. 806 00:50:57,692 --> 00:50:59,259 You guys wanna fuck? 807 00:51:02,864 --> 00:51:04,599 Uh... 808 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:06,266 I can't today. 809 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,201 You can tell me if you just think I'm gross. 810 00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:10,337 I just ate, so-- 811 00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:13,206 Don't worry about it. 812 00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:15,944 I just wanted to feel loved for a second. 813 00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:36,931 Girl, we love you already. 814 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:40,568 You're more than just your body. 815 00:51:40,635 --> 00:51:41,936 You're one of us. 816 00:51:44,872 --> 00:51:47,075 You a Juggalo whether you know it or not. 817 00:51:51,211 --> 00:51:54,515 You see this ninja over here? 818 00:51:54,582 --> 00:51:57,250 He just did a year in jail for me. 819 00:51:59,053 --> 00:52:00,888 It's nothin'. Just a little fight. 820 00:52:00,955 --> 00:52:01,990 He stood up for me. 821 00:52:02,056 --> 00:52:03,858 Si, don't. 822 00:52:03,925 --> 00:52:06,761 It's cool, T. 823 00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:10,732 He stomped the fuck out of this frat boy's scrotum. 824 00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:17,337 Dude was comin' at me 'cause I'm trans. 825 00:52:22,944 --> 00:52:25,513 Promised Mike I'd look after you. 826 00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:46,500 That's dope. 827 00:52:49,169 --> 00:52:50,938 You dope. 828 00:52:57,645 --> 00:52:59,714 I showed you my scars. Now show me yours. 829 00:52:59,781 --> 00:53:01,314 Oh, oh, you know about scars? 830 00:53:01,381 --> 00:53:03,117 Oh, okay. 831 00:53:03,183 --> 00:53:04,886 You watch the YouTube-- 832 00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:19,332 What's that? 833 00:53:19,399 --> 00:53:21,069 It's like I was born 834 00:53:21,135 --> 00:53:24,438 with my heart outside my body, you know? 835 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,475 'Cause people always be coming for your life. 836 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:31,079 But... it's cool. 837 00:53:33,014 --> 00:53:34,515 You feel more. 838 00:53:42,757 --> 00:53:44,826 That's sexy. 839 00:53:58,873 --> 00:54:00,775 I'm gonna go. 840 00:54:01,609 --> 00:54:04,645 No, don't. 841 00:54:04,712 --> 00:54:06,881 You're not trying to make me a sex table, are you? 842 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:14,188 Capture the beauty. 843 00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:29,804 They say love is humanity's most complicated emotion. 844 00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:32,472 That's all bullshit. 845 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:36,343 In reality, it's the fuckin' simplest. 846 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:50,658 All expressions of humanity are of the divine. 847 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:58,099 Whoop, whoop. 848 00:55:04,939 --> 00:55:07,141 How do you like our faces? 849 00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:10,443 They're perfect. 850 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:17,852 We are no more different from each other 851 00:55:17,919 --> 00:55:20,655 than two fingers on the same hand. 852 00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:40,308 Let's begin the necromancy. 853 00:55:40,373 --> 00:55:42,643 Eden, are you ready? 854 00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:48,816 We are here to contact the spirit of Lotus, 855 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:51,686 who was taken from us at a very young age. 856 00:55:58,226 --> 00:55:59,660 Eden, what the fuck!? 857 00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,162 It's okay, Silas. 858 00:56:01,229 --> 00:56:04,065 Shhh! Don't fuck up my incantation! 859 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:49,176 Your mother's blood has been shed and consumed. 860 00:56:49,243 --> 00:56:53,147 Lotus, please, speak with us! 861 00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:55,883 How's a baby ghost supposed to communicate? 862 00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:56,884 I know. 863 00:56:56,951 --> 00:56:58,286 Shh! 864 00:56:58,352 --> 00:56:59,387 But she never learned to talk, right? 865 00:56:59,452 --> 00:57:01,355 Shut the fuck up, man! 866 00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,190 God! 867 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:04,725 There's too many distractions. 868 00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:06,727 I just... 869 00:57:06,794 --> 00:57:09,030 we need something more potent. 870 00:57:12,465 --> 00:57:13,801 What if... 871 00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:18,239 What if we consumed a little flesh... 872 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:26,747 Anything to feel her presence again. 873 00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:28,816 Eden, no! 874 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:30,384 Don't do it. 875 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,420 I love that pinky. 876 00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,255 If Lotus's spirit is gonna join us, 877 00:57:34,322 --> 00:57:37,391 it's because I made a sacrifice. 878 00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:41,862 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 879 00:57:41,929 --> 00:57:44,231 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 880 00:57:44,298 --> 00:57:47,068 I scream, you scream... 881 00:57:49,737 --> 00:57:53,007 Hell yeah, let the healing begin! 882 00:57:57,477 --> 00:57:59,113 Whoa, what the fuck!? 883 00:58:05,853 --> 00:58:08,189 Mm, oh... 884 00:58:10,992 --> 00:58:12,927 You're so... 885 00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:16,697 You're so fuckin' hardcore, Scarecrow... 886 00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:17,999 Did it work? 887 00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,033 Is she here? 888 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:20,067 She's losing too much blood. 889 00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:21,268 We gotta cauterize it! 890 00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:22,269 What? 891 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,105 Didn't you ever see Rambo 3? 892 00:58:24,171 --> 00:58:25,973 Where he put the gunpowder on his stomach 893 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,975 and lit it on fire? 894 00:58:28,476 --> 00:58:29,777 You wanna use my lighter? 895 00:58:29,844 --> 00:58:31,078 Gotta be hotter than that. 896 00:58:31,278 --> 00:58:33,447 I've got a cooking torch in the kitchen. 897 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:40,554 I know it's in here somewhere. I made crème brulee last week! 898 00:58:40,621 --> 00:58:42,089 You made fuckin' crème brulee... 899 00:58:42,156 --> 00:58:43,424 Yeah, I used breastmilk! 900 00:58:43,491 --> 00:58:47,028 -Ah! Ah! -That's it! Go, go, go, go! 901 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:49,830 Give me the hatchet. 902 00:58:51,799 --> 00:58:53,100 It better fuckin' work 'cause 903 00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:54,902 we ain't goin' to no goddamn hospital. 904 00:58:59,974 --> 00:59:01,642 Swing, swing, swing. 905 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,211 Chop, chop, chop. 906 00:59:05,312 --> 00:59:06,781 Just do it. 907 00:59:11,252 --> 00:59:12,953 Oh, goddamn dude. 908 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:15,856 Ain't no thing. I just watch a lot of movies. 909 00:59:17,491 --> 00:59:19,126 It's Lotus! 910 00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,462 Momma's here, baby! 911 00:59:25,032 --> 00:59:27,968 Randy! What took you so long? 912 00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:35,643 Randy... 913 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,111 Randy Cox! 914 00:59:39,947 --> 00:59:42,450 What the fuck? 915 00:59:42,517 --> 00:59:43,484 Forgot my name. 916 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,456 We got fuckin' made. 917 00:59:48,523 --> 00:59:51,058 I gotta piss out my dick... 918 00:59:52,026 --> 00:59:53,327 Thank you. 919 00:59:53,562 --> 00:59:56,330 Get the fuck out my way. Piss dick comin' through! 920 00:59:56,397 --> 01:00:00,000 Scarecrow, you sold us out. 921 01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:02,470 I answer to Randy. 922 01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:04,138 I'm a capitalist, bitch. 923 01:00:04,205 --> 01:00:06,006 Shit is beyond your feeble minds. 924 01:00:06,073 --> 01:00:07,741 That's how you treat family, huh? 925 01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,143 Pfft! 926 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:11,045 Shut the fuck up! 927 01:00:11,112 --> 01:00:13,380 Lookin' out for my real family. 928 01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:14,915 Check it out. 929 01:00:14,982 --> 01:00:17,552 She's useless on her own. 930 01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,854 I post her ads. 931 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:25,594 Get her drugs, pay for countless abortions, like... what? 932 01:00:27,328 --> 01:00:29,497 You didn't think you were the first, right? 933 01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:31,232 Shut up! 934 01:00:31,298 --> 01:00:32,867 Why do you wanna leave me? 935 01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:38,205 'Cause you milk me, you sick fuck! 936 01:00:38,272 --> 01:00:41,275 You push everyone I love away. 937 01:00:44,912 --> 01:00:47,582 Was that me? It was loud. 938 01:00:47,648 --> 01:00:50,684 Randy, why the fuck would you do that!? 939 01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:57,324 Do you... 940 01:00:57,825 --> 01:01:02,296 Ever get the urge to do something really crazy!? 941 01:01:02,363 --> 01:01:06,601 I mean, like, uh, you know, when you're drivin' on a bridge 942 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:09,370 and you think to yourself, 943 01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:12,940 "What if I just jerked this motherfuckin' wheel 944 01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:15,876 and drove this damn thing right off the edge!?" 945 01:01:15,943 --> 01:01:17,478 You ever get that feelin'? 946 01:01:17,546 --> 01:01:20,848 Randy, you need to get that gun out my face. 947 01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:29,624 When my boy Adam was a little, little baby, 948 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:31,458 I used to wonder, 949 01:01:31,526 --> 01:01:34,495 what if I suffocated him while he slept? 950 01:01:36,297 --> 01:01:40,267 It would've been so easy. 951 01:01:40,334 --> 01:01:43,470 Randy, can you get that fucking gun out of my face 952 01:01:43,538 --> 01:01:45,607 and these fucking clowns out of my hair? 953 01:01:45,674 --> 01:01:47,408 You've got clowns in your hair? Clowns in your hair... 954 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:48,943 Where? Where? 955 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,477 Whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 956 01:01:50,545 --> 01:01:52,980 Randy? Randy, come on, man. 957 01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:55,617 We both served, remember? 958 01:01:55,684 --> 01:01:58,085 Oorah... 959 01:01:58,152 --> 01:02:01,989 Give into that feeling, Randy. 960 01:02:02,056 --> 01:02:04,626 I wish I could. 961 01:02:04,693 --> 01:02:10,864 But... I pray to a greater god. 962 01:02:10,931 --> 01:02:13,500 Let's go, Juggalos. 963 01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:20,374 Eden, no! 964 01:02:20,441 --> 01:02:23,344 Fuck! 965 01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:26,180 Tell your boss this squares us right? 966 01:02:28,683 --> 01:02:30,317 Bye. 967 01:02:30,384 --> 01:02:36,323 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo... 968 01:04:02,711 --> 01:04:04,411 This don't look like no fuckin' police station. 969 01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:05,814 Yeah bro, what the fuck? 970 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:09,049 I know, I know this is scary. 971 01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:12,721 Hell, I'm even scared. 972 01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:15,557 Why are my hands so fucking sweaty? 973 01:04:15,623 --> 01:04:16,957 Okay, my boy dosed you with acid, 974 01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:19,828 but we don't deserve to fuckin' die, man! 975 01:04:20,961 --> 01:04:22,396 Acid? 976 01:04:23,698 --> 01:04:25,966 That's why I feel like this. 977 01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:28,102 It's real good shit, bro. 978 01:04:28,168 --> 01:04:30,505 Maybe you're even havin' a little bit of fun? 979 01:04:30,572 --> 01:04:33,941 This is supposed to be fun? 980 01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:35,876 Happiness is not always fun. 981 01:04:37,244 --> 01:04:39,714 "Happiness is not always fun." 982 01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:43,585 Damn. 983 01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:54,027 I'm not gonna ever win a rap battle. 984 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:02,069 I'm not gonna get up on stage at the Gathering. 985 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:09,644 I'm never gonna eat another banana split. 986 01:05:09,711 --> 01:05:12,346 This is all your fuckin' fault, Silas. 987 01:05:12,413 --> 01:05:13,681 I would've never come to Scarecrow's 988 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:14,849 if I wasn't trying to protect you! 989 01:05:14,915 --> 01:05:16,518 Whoever asked you to protect me? 990 01:05:16,584 --> 01:05:18,252 Your brother Mike did! 991 01:05:25,058 --> 01:05:27,194 I ain't your little sister, Trey. 992 01:05:28,897 --> 01:05:30,799 I never was. 993 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:36,136 I just want you to be happy, man. 994 01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:42,744 My happiness isn't your responsibility. 995 01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:45,412 I know. 996 01:05:45,479 --> 01:05:48,982 I guess I just need to be... needed. 997 01:05:49,049 --> 01:05:53,588 We lost a year to that shit. 998 01:05:53,655 --> 01:05:54,589 It don't fuckin' matter. 999 01:05:54,656 --> 01:05:56,724 Nothin' fuckin' matters anymore. 1000 01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:58,560 Fuck! 1001 01:05:58,626 --> 01:06:00,360 Oh, shit! 1002 01:06:00,427 --> 01:06:01,830 It's the sheriff. 1003 01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,964 The fuck? 1004 01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:06,433 Look, Randy! 1005 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,436 It's Barnum and fuckin' Bailey. 1006 01:06:09,503 --> 01:06:11,405 Hi! 1007 01:06:14,609 --> 01:06:16,945 Ow. 1008 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,854 What a dark and... 1009 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,922 beautiful night. 1010 01:06:28,756 --> 01:06:29,958 Huh? 1011 01:06:35,362 --> 01:06:37,565 Hey... 1012 01:06:37,632 --> 01:06:39,534 Is the sun sleepin'? 1013 01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:44,371 Randy, you fuckin' sheep. 1014 01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:46,206 Is this who you are? 1015 01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:49,376 Just takin' orders? 1016 01:06:49,443 --> 01:06:53,380 I'm not normally like this. 1017 01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:56,116 Unfortunately... 1018 01:06:56,183 --> 01:07:00,822 ya'll witnessed my little mistake here. 1019 01:07:02,657 --> 01:07:04,559 She can't help herself. 1020 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:05,693 Ah... 1021 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,127 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1022 01:07:07,194 --> 01:07:08,830 I hunted her down once... 1023 01:07:08,897 --> 01:07:10,497 -Please, Randy. -You gotta go back. 1024 01:07:10,565 --> 01:07:13,001 Ariel? Ariel. 1025 01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:15,269 Could've avoided all of this. 1026 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,905 Damn it, my dick's gotta piss again! 1027 01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:20,008 Mr. Randy, Mr. Randy, please think about Adam. 1028 01:07:20,073 --> 01:07:22,142 Would you do this to your boy? 1029 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:23,578 Sweetie. 1030 01:07:23,645 --> 01:07:26,280 Happiness is not always fun. 1031 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:27,414 Mm-hmm. 1032 01:07:27,481 --> 01:07:31,184 All right, let's do this. 1033 01:07:31,251 --> 01:07:32,654 You don't have to do this. 1034 01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,221 Mm-hmm. 1035 01:07:34,488 --> 01:07:36,758 You don't have to do this. We can go back to how it was. 1036 01:07:36,824 --> 01:07:40,795 I think we both know that we have 1037 01:07:40,862 --> 01:07:43,831 passed the point of no return! 1038 01:07:43,898 --> 01:07:45,265 Who are these guys? 1039 01:07:45,332 --> 01:07:50,470 Um, these are some Juggalos. 1040 01:07:50,538 --> 01:07:51,806 Why are they here? 1041 01:07:51,873 --> 01:07:53,675 To take the blame. 1042 01:07:54,609 --> 01:07:56,443 Mm. 1043 01:07:57,444 --> 01:08:00,048 Hey, hey... 1044 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:06,054 Do you remember when I used to sing you to sleep? 1045 01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:08,990 -Stop. -No, no, do you remember? 1046 01:08:09,057 --> 01:08:10,959 Huh? 1047 01:08:11,025 --> 01:08:12,794 Oh. 1048 01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:13,962 Yeah. 1049 01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,063 Mm-hmm. 1050 01:08:46,594 --> 01:08:48,428 Please, stop! 1051 01:08:48,495 --> 01:08:50,865 Please stop it. Stop it! 1052 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:53,400 You nightmare maker, stop! 1053 01:08:53,467 --> 01:08:57,005 Baby, do you understand what will happen to your daddy 1054 01:08:57,071 --> 01:08:59,339 if that baby's born? 1055 01:08:59,406 --> 01:09:00,675 Killing the unborn is wrong. 1056 01:09:00,742 --> 01:09:01,943 You taught me that. 1057 01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:04,411 It's a fuckin' abomination. 1058 01:09:04,478 --> 01:09:08,281 In Sunday school, they teach you that all life is precious. 1059 01:09:08,348 --> 01:09:09,851 Is that what they teach you at Sunday school? 1060 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:11,052 They teach you at Sunday school 1061 01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:12,319 all life is precious? 1062 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:14,254 No, I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you, 1063 01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:17,290 it's just you're so goddamn cute when you're being pious. 1064 01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,893 Randy, please help me. 1065 01:09:20,628 --> 01:09:22,563 Randy, please stop. 1066 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:26,266 Do... do you know who put all the piss in my dick? 1067 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,434 Randy, please... 1068 01:09:27,501 --> 01:09:29,037 Who put the piss in my dick? 1069 01:09:29,103 --> 01:09:30,470 - Please, Randy... - Babe, where did you go? 1070 01:09:30,538 --> 01:09:31,572 Where did you go? 1071 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:34,542 Oh, I see you! Oh... I see you! 1072 01:09:34,609 --> 01:09:35,777 Please stop. 1073 01:09:35,877 --> 01:09:37,310 Peek-a-boo! I'm comin' to get you! 1074 01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:39,547 - I'm comin' to get you! - Please stop. 1075 01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:41,883 - I'm comin' to get you! - Please help me. 1076 01:09:41,949 --> 01:09:42,784 I got you! 1077 01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:46,054 Oh, baby, baby... 1078 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,724 that child, it ain't ever gonna be born, okay? 1079 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,793 I can feel his heartbeat. 1080 01:09:51,859 --> 01:09:53,393 He's part of me. 1081 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,328 Sweetie... 1082 01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:59,901 that thing is gonna ruin both of our lives, all right? 1083 01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:02,335 This ends tonight. 1084 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:05,807 Uh, excuse me, Gavin? 1085 01:10:05,873 --> 01:10:08,943 Uh, have you ever seen God? 1086 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:11,445 What the fuck is up with you tonight, huh? 1087 01:10:11,512 --> 01:10:12,847 Dad... 1088 01:10:12,914 --> 01:10:14,015 My eyes are wide open, that's what's up! 1089 01:10:14,082 --> 01:10:15,449 -Shh! -Please! 1090 01:10:15,683 --> 01:10:17,085 Please don't hurt me, Dad. Please don't hurt me. 1091 01:10:17,151 --> 01:10:18,519 -No, no, no, sweetie. -Please don't hurt-- 1092 01:10:18,586 --> 01:10:20,253 Look at me. Look at me. 1093 01:10:22,190 --> 01:10:24,125 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1094 01:10:24,192 --> 01:10:26,259 These losers are. 1095 01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:28,261 Like fuckin' hell we are. 1096 01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:30,965 Let her go, asshole! 1097 01:10:31,032 --> 01:10:32,633 Hey, shh, shh, shh... 1098 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:37,337 Hey... I see God right now. 1099 01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:41,509 He's right over there! 1100 01:10:42,877 --> 01:10:45,479 And he's wearin' clown paint. 1101 01:10:45,546 --> 01:10:47,715 That's the Dark Carnival, Randy. 1102 01:10:47,782 --> 01:10:49,650 You believe! 1103 01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:51,853 Oh fuck, it's coming! 1104 01:10:51,919 --> 01:10:52,820 Hey, we're gonna hurry! 1105 01:10:52,887 --> 01:10:53,788 We better hurry! 1106 01:10:53,855 --> 01:10:54,689 Dad... 1107 01:10:54,756 --> 01:10:57,058 Baby! 1108 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:59,426 Let's just kill it, okay? 1109 01:10:59,493 --> 01:11:01,162 And then everything can go back to normal. 1110 01:11:01,229 --> 01:11:03,330 Just be just like it was, all right? 1111 01:11:03,396 --> 01:11:05,867 We can blame it on these two fuckin' losers. 1112 01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:08,169 Dad... 1113 01:11:15,076 --> 01:11:18,546 Remember when I told you you'd regret runnin' into me? 1114 01:11:20,413 --> 01:11:22,083 Now it looks like I'm the ringmaster 1115 01:11:22,150 --> 01:11:25,052 of your fuckin' circus, boy. 1116 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,687 -Huh? Do-do-- 1117 01:11:28,122 --> 01:11:29,891 -Fuckin' asshole! -Back up! 1118 01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,692 Back the fuck up! 1119 01:11:31,759 --> 01:11:32,860 Sit down! 1120 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:35,263 Sit the fuck down! 1121 01:11:35,328 --> 01:11:36,463 Just get over it! 1122 01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:38,398 It's meat, okay? It's just fuckin' meat! 1123 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:40,568 I don't wanna be a part of your family anymore. 1124 01:11:40,635 --> 01:11:42,103 Quit your whining! 1125 01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:44,505 If you just scraped it out like I fuckin' told you to, 1126 01:11:44,572 --> 01:11:46,373 we wouldn't be sitting here right now, so shut the fuck up! 1127 01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:49,110 Randy! The carnival is always watching. 1128 01:11:49,177 --> 01:11:53,080 Happiness is not always fun. 1129 01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:54,916 Gavin! 1130 01:11:56,818 --> 01:11:58,085 Really, Randy? 1131 01:11:58,152 --> 01:12:01,756 It is time to stop hurting things. 1132 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:05,092 Lower... your sidearm, Randall. 1133 01:12:05,159 --> 01:12:06,727 Put that fucking gun down. 1134 01:12:06,794 --> 01:12:09,297 Randy? 1135 01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:11,132 Randy... 1136 01:12:11,331 --> 01:12:14,101 I should not be standing on this grass right now. 1137 01:12:16,838 --> 01:12:20,575 Do you know how much grass I have killed 1138 01:12:20,641 --> 01:12:21,976 in my whole life? 1139 01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:23,077 It's coming! 1140 01:12:23,144 --> 01:12:25,613 I've seen the light! 1141 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:33,688 Now it's dark. 1142 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,090 No... 1143 01:12:36,157 --> 01:12:38,259 No, no, no... 1144 01:12:38,326 --> 01:12:40,360 Fuck... 1145 01:12:40,427 --> 01:12:44,599 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 1146 01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:48,302 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream... 1147 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:50,238 Shut up! 1148 01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:52,940 Fuckin' shut it! Shut it! 1149 01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:54,474 I'll blow your fuckin' head off! 1150 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,344 -Shut up or I'll-- -Dad! 1151 01:12:59,814 --> 01:13:03,017 Oh! Oh, my fucking shirt. 1152 01:13:10,691 --> 01:13:12,994 Oh, fuck, fuck. 1153 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:14,595 Fucking hell. 1154 01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:16,664 No, no. 1155 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:20,735 She's gone, man. 1156 01:13:21,736 --> 01:13:23,771 Shit, girl. 1157 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:25,673 That sucks. 1158 01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:30,211 Yo! 1159 01:13:30,278 --> 01:13:33,114 Maybe that baby's still alive in there, right? 1160 01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:45,425 I like that. 1161 01:13:49,864 --> 01:13:51,132 What the fuck are you doing? 1162 01:13:51,198 --> 01:13:52,366 You ain't never seen Mr. Wizard? 1163 01:13:52,432 --> 01:13:53,401 I'm sterilizing the blade. 1164 01:13:53,466 --> 01:13:54,902 No, I was a Bill Nye guy. 1165 01:13:54,969 --> 01:13:56,904 What are you gonna do with it? 1166 01:13:58,438 --> 01:14:00,508 Peep the technique. 1167 01:14:04,779 --> 01:14:06,714 Girl, I'm sorry, 1168 01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:08,749 but I know this is what you would've wanted. 1169 01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:17,992 Oh fuck no, man. 1170 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,595 Ugh... 1171 01:14:21,662 --> 01:14:23,764 Oh... 1172 01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,498 Blood is sticky, yo. 1173 01:14:25,566 --> 01:14:27,101 Ugh, fuck! 1174 01:14:33,107 --> 01:14:34,608 Where you at? 1175 01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:36,510 Where you at, lil' ninja? 1176 01:14:36,577 --> 01:14:39,914 Oh, I got him 1177 01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:45,586 Oh my fucking God... 1178 01:14:45,653 --> 01:14:47,021 Oh... 1179 01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:58,265 I think he's dead. 1180 01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:00,134 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1181 01:15:00,201 --> 01:15:01,602 Gotta clear the mouth. 1182 01:15:01,669 --> 01:15:03,738 Oh, come on, buddy. 1183 01:15:03,804 --> 01:15:06,607 Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. 1184 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:10,878 Oh, he ain't breathin'. 1185 01:15:18,853 --> 01:15:20,921 Turn him over. Turn him over. 1186 01:15:20,988 --> 01:15:22,356 Ooh, come on, buddy. 1187 01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:29,330 Oh, Trey! 1188 01:15:30,965 --> 01:15:33,067 We're fuckin' heroes! 1189 01:15:35,870 --> 01:15:37,671 Holy fuck. 1190 01:15:37,738 --> 01:15:39,774 He's our family now. 1191 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,343 We're gonna take good care of him for you. 1192 01:15:47,348 --> 01:15:49,583 I'm gonna call him... 1193 01:15:49,650 --> 01:15:51,318 Lil' Dirty Bastard. 1194 01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:52,486 Get it? 1195 01:15:52,553 --> 01:15:53,788 Yeah, I get it. 1196 01:15:56,424 --> 01:15:57,925 Hold him, hold him, hold him. 1197 01:16:00,361 --> 01:16:02,296 Okay, hold him up, hold him up. 1198 01:16:02,363 --> 01:16:04,265 Hold him up, hold him up. 1199 01:16:04,698 --> 01:16:06,100 Come here, buddy. 1200 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:08,803 Okay, okay. 1201 01:16:08,869 --> 01:16:11,172 Nice and tight, that's it, buddy. 1202 01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:12,373 Okay, okay. 1203 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,774 I got him, I got him. 1204 01:16:13,841 --> 01:16:15,309 Come here, buddy. 1205 01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:18,547 Hey, hey... 1206 01:16:18,612 --> 01:16:20,381 Oh my god. 1207 01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:21,949 Yo, Trey... 1208 01:16:22,016 --> 01:16:25,953 I'm mad bummed about all this death and shit... 1209 01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:28,756 but this is a Dark Carnival miracle. 1210 01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:32,893 The miracle of life is some dank-ass shit, huh? 1211 01:16:46,373 --> 01:16:47,908 You like that, buddy? 1212 01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,225 I think that fuckin' ceremony worked. 1213 01:17:15,236 --> 01:17:16,538 We're comin', Eden. 1214 01:17:47,868 --> 01:17:49,870 You look dangerous as hell, ninja. 1215 01:17:49,937 --> 01:17:52,973 Finally, the street cred I've been waitin' for. 1216 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,442 What the fuck does "less lethal" even mean? 1217 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:57,311 How can you be less dead? 1218 01:17:57,378 --> 01:17:58,946 I know, right? 1219 01:17:59,146 --> 01:18:02,316 Death is way less cool than they make it sound in rap songs. 1220 01:18:02,383 --> 01:18:05,486 Yo, I've been thinkin' about our name. 1221 01:18:05,554 --> 01:18:07,154 The Blood Wolf Clan. 1222 01:18:07,221 --> 01:18:08,455 You Timber Trey... 1223 01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:10,424 and I'm Silas the Lycan. 1224 01:18:10,491 --> 01:18:13,494 What you think? 1225 01:18:13,562 --> 01:18:15,996 I think it's fresh as fuck. 1226 01:18:16,063 --> 01:18:18,232 Yo, you cryin', homie? 1227 01:18:18,299 --> 01:18:20,201 It's been a stressful day, man. 1228 01:18:21,202 --> 01:18:22,604 Family. 1229 01:18:22,671 --> 01:18:24,238 Family. 1230 01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,839 Family. 1231 01:18:25,906 --> 01:18:28,075 Family. 1232 01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:40,321 Be what you wanna be. 1233 01:18:40,387 --> 01:18:42,524 Act how you wanna act. 1234 01:18:42,591 --> 01:18:45,025 Love who you wanna love. 1235 01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:46,994 Dance how you wanna dance. 1236 01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:49,763 Do what you wanna do. 1237 01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:51,765 Fuck you if you don't like it. 1238 01:18:53,367 --> 01:18:56,671 We are fucking Juggalos. 1239 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:32,873 What the fuck are you, juffalo soldier? 1240 01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,842 Can you please send Eden outside? 1241 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:37,978 I think she would like to come with us to the Gathering. 1242 01:19:38,045 --> 01:19:39,380 No. 1243 01:19:39,446 --> 01:19:42,783 Don't you think that should be her decision? 1244 01:19:48,389 --> 01:19:50,391 Well? 1245 01:19:50,457 --> 01:19:53,494 Guess it's time for Plan B. 1246 01:20:01,402 --> 01:20:05,005 Who wants a taste of my taser sword? 1247 01:20:24,626 --> 01:20:26,360 Oh! 1248 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:35,135 Shotgun! 1249 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,610 Stop, stop, stop! 1250 01:20:42,677 --> 01:20:45,379 Stop! Stop! Aah! 1251 01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:46,880 Aah! 1252 01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,254 You ain't got a dog in this fight, Silas. 1253 01:20:54,321 --> 01:20:56,223 This is family shit. 1254 01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,892 You better believe it is! 1255 01:20:58,959 --> 01:21:00,494 -Silas! -Shut up! 1256 01:21:04,398 --> 01:21:06,033 Oh, fuck! 1257 01:21:08,068 --> 01:21:09,403 You fucked up. 1258 01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:10,839 No, you fucked up! 1259 01:21:10,904 --> 01:21:11,806 Aah! 1260 01:21:15,844 --> 01:21:17,579 Eden. 1261 01:21:17,645 --> 01:21:19,681 Eden come on... 1262 01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:22,751 You only hurt the ones you love. 1263 01:21:24,719 --> 01:21:27,756 You mean the ones you pity? 1264 01:21:28,723 --> 01:21:31,659 Eden! 1265 01:21:31,726 --> 01:21:33,026 What am I gonna do? 1266 01:21:33,093 --> 01:21:34,529 You're the only thing I've got! 1267 01:21:34,596 --> 01:21:37,030 Please! 1268 01:21:38,533 --> 01:21:41,669 I'm not a thing, and you haven't got me. 1269 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:43,971 At least not anymore. 1270 01:21:44,037 --> 01:21:46,140 I'm your blood. 1271 01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:48,008 I'm your family. 1272 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:50,812 You're not my family. 1273 01:21:50,879 --> 01:21:54,314 And you ain't a fuckin' Juggalo. 1274 01:21:57,685 --> 01:22:00,254 Eden... come on. 1275 01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:06,895 What are you doing... 1276 01:22:15,537 --> 01:22:18,038 Drink up... 1277 01:22:18,105 --> 01:22:19,473 baby bitch. 1278 01:22:25,613 --> 01:22:27,181 Aaah! 1279 01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:41,763 That's some poetry right there. 1280 01:22:45,999 --> 01:22:47,769 You okay? 1281 01:23:50,364 --> 01:23:52,800 In the laws of the jungle, 1282 01:23:52,867 --> 01:23:55,803 the real strength of the wolf is not its claws 1283 01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:59,406 or its teeth or its hunting prowess. 1284 01:24:00,374 --> 01:24:03,343 The strength of the pack is the wolf, 1285 01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:06,948 and the strength of the wolf is the pack. 1286 01:24:43,518 --> 01:24:45,653 That'll be 17 dollars. 1287 01:24:51,693 --> 01:24:53,226 Baby, are you okay? 1288 01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:54,929 Best day of my life. 1289 01:24:55,063 --> 01:24:56,864 'Cause you look like dog shit. 1290 01:24:56,931 --> 01:25:00,467 We down with the clown 'til we dead in the ground. 1291 01:25:00,535 --> 01:25:01,703 Huh? 1292 01:25:01,769 --> 01:25:04,204 Carnival provides. 1293 01:25:04,271 --> 01:25:06,239 Baby, you're not makin' any sense. 1294 01:25:06,306 --> 01:25:07,909 Thank you. 1295 01:25:07,976 --> 01:25:09,978 I do prefer nonsense. 1296 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:23,558 You're a beautiful person. 1297 01:25:29,396 --> 01:25:32,634 There is not an imperfect soul among us. 1298 01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:46,246 Blood Wolf Clan. 1299 01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:48,549 How fresh is that? 1300 01:25:48,616 --> 01:25:51,552 Blood Wolf Clan is for the children. 1301 01:25:51,619 --> 01:25:53,855 Street cred, homie. 1302 01:25:53,921 --> 01:25:56,090 I love you, bro. 1303 01:25:56,156 --> 01:25:58,026 I love you too, ninja. 1304 01:26:02,496 --> 01:26:05,298 We all think we deserve grace. 1305 01:26:05,365 --> 01:26:08,770 But how many us show compassion to those around us? 1306 01:26:08,836 --> 01:26:10,437 The unfortunate. 1307 01:26:10,504 --> 01:26:12,106 The ugly. 1308 01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:13,941 The poor. 1309 01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:15,342 The gross. 1310 01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:22,315 Blood may be thicker than water... 1311 01:26:22,382 --> 01:26:26,788 but it ain't shit compared to the bond of Juggalo family. 1312 01:26:37,899 --> 01:26:39,000 Oh shit! 1313 01:26:39,067 --> 01:26:40,134 Oh shit! 1314 01:26:41,736 --> 01:26:43,171 It's the dogs! 1315 01:26:56,718 --> 01:26:59,187 Juggalos show each other mercy. 1316 01:27:00,487 --> 01:27:02,255 They forgive. 1317 01:27:02,322 --> 01:27:04,357 They accept. 1318 01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:08,129 This is the misunderstood pack that I choose. 1319 01:27:08,196 --> 01:27:10,531 I choose the light. 1320 01:27:13,668 --> 01:27:17,370 Wow... that was fuckin' beautiful, man. 1321 01:27:17,538 --> 01:27:20,373 Ready to get up onstage and wild the fuck out? 1322 01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:22,110 Hell yeah, ninja. 1323 01:27:22,176 --> 01:27:23,443 Annihilate that motherfucker. 1324 01:27:23,511 --> 01:27:25,079 Better give me a copy of that demo. 1325 01:27:25,179 --> 01:27:27,048 You go, I'll follow. 1326 01:27:27,115 --> 01:27:28,950 Road Warriors, dude. 1327 01:27:29,016 --> 01:27:31,119 Let's tag team this shit. 1328 01:27:31,185 --> 01:27:32,820 You nerds are gonna be great. 1329 01:27:37,225 --> 01:27:38,458 Matter of fact... 1330 01:27:42,196 --> 01:27:44,799 I need my fam up there with me. 1331 01:27:44,866 --> 01:27:46,299 Let's fucking go! 1332 01:27:46,366 --> 01:27:47,869 Family! 1333 01:27:47,935 --> 01:27:49,469 Family! 1334 01:27:49,537 --> 01:27:52,607 Family! Family! 1335 01:27:52,673 --> 01:27:54,407 Family! 1336 01:27:54,474 --> 01:27:56,811 Whoop, whoop, motherfucker. 1337 01:27:56,878 --> 01:27:58,913 Whoop, whoop. 91506