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My girls, let's go, it's late! Come in, I'm now coming to officiate.

Oh, are they the pigeons ?

It rains with the sun. Meh!

Ouch, the boss! It's raining tubs...!

""Damn"", scoundrels!

Doctor Baron, your breakfast is served.

- Good morning, immaculate woman! - Ah, Genesio! How are you ?

- Remember to go and collect the medicines! - Yes sir!

- Professor Mastrilli, what happened? - No ! No...

- Don't touch me! Calls the ambulance. - Already done!

- Mister principal, what happened? - I'll lead the investigation!

It's sabotage at my school! And I know who the saboteurs are!

- Who I am ? - Shut up, extremist bomber! - But what do I have to do with it?

But which bomber ?! This is of applied chemistry test.

I wanted to dilute nitric acid with distilled water...

..and by mistake I added glycerin.

- The fact that has to do with a bang? - Very simple!

""C3-H3-NO3"" came out... to the third!

- But this is the naval battle! - But who gave her the grades?

She has never heard of it of nitroglycerin?

They are suppositories that are used to go to the body!

Here's why she always burns my ass!

I feel missing. I feel missing! I miss...

- We are here. - Let them pass! Lift it up calmly. - Stop!

Two stretcher bearers are not enough. For the my conditions, it takes 4!

- Don't worry, there are mine men ! - Proceed! - After you !

Let's stick to what he prescribes the first aid manual.

You put one hand under the heel right and one under the calf!

You do the same left side thing!

You, your hands under my back! She, under the shoulders and the head!

At my signal, you will relieve me Together. Ready ? 1, 2, 3... go!

- At... ! - ""Try"" !

- Good morning Professor. - Good morning lads ! Comfortable.

- What did I tell you ? - She's in bad shape!

Enough, guys, with the comments about Professor Mastrilli.

Let's get right to work. Guys, watch out!

- Today we will talk about trigonometry. - It's the right time.

I will write an exercise on the blackboard that you will have to solve. It's clear ?

Let's see where the chalk is... here it is.

Hold. Be careful.

Curse, this fucking chalk doesn't write.

- Cariglia. - Yes? - What are you doing there? - I was trashing paper.

Let it be. Come to the blackboard. Let's see if you can.

So write...

""Sine of alpha, plus cosine of beta... squared.""

Are you done ? And go to the place.

ln this class they happen some strange things. diabolical!

Silence !

Take the notebooks and solve the exorcism! Pardon, the exercise.

It suits you! - Wow...

""Prosit"" !

- Peppino. - Huh? - Go ! - I'll handle that.

What are you watching?

""U�, Madonna d"u Carmine"" !

Help ! But who wrote this newspaper, La Pira ?

Holy shit!

- Professor Straziota! - Yes, sir. Say, say.

- What the heck is going on? - Nothing. The truth is that it's a bit hot.

- Heat ? - Yes. - In the ass? - Also.

You must be tougher!

- Eh, yes! He always tells him too the wife. - Cariglia!

Impertinent...

Boys, I have to tell you some bad news.

Following the accident, which occurred to the science teacher,...

..it cannot take place today the chemistry lesson.

STOP EVERYONE!

What do you think, go for a walk? I'm sending you all to the hospital!

Don Antonio vi I will accompany you to the teacher!

SlLENCY!

Here it is, ours beautiful Miss Mastrilli!

- So, how are you in the my clinic ? - Well, doctor! Yes.

- I remember when his father he had it built. - Dad, huh?

Think, he too was my student. Just like her... !

We feel... we feel the heart...

U!

- It doesn't beat! - Doesn't it beat ?! - Eh!

Beats. It beats...

Yes, huh? You say ?

- Oh! the flower. Gift ! - Thank you.

And let's feel this heart a little. Let's hear... let's hear...

- All right! What a strong heart that we have here ! - Thank you.

Cleaning first!

Let's go. Very well ! Compliments.

Permit !

But you look!

Luckily I'm from the shoe factory of Varese. indestructible!

Good! Good!

We have come to see a sick woman true, not to watch a game!

- Poor miss. How" � success ? - A trivial accident!

- I traded a test tube for another. - And it blew up.

It can happen to everyone! But the chemistry is beautiful.

Maybe... I prefer the anatomy.

- Well, everyone prefers that that he likes. - Eh... Oh, what is it?

Graziella is the best of all, both in chemistry and anatomy.

And she is "good at everything, even football. I'll see in the mixed match!

- Mixed match ?! Males and females ? - Eh, yes.

Well," they're even now. And then, the woman was emancipated!

- They insisted so much. - Who, the girls ?!

U.S. guys ! The boys... what... they want to play together. Huh? Huh?

- Peppino! Help me get up! - Help the young lady, come on! - Oh!

Ouch, the callus! the callus...

- U! U! - Huh?

- This thing is, a clinic or a casino? - It's a mess!

They are creatures... they play! Heh!

- How are you ? - Bad. I need a laxative.

Too many emotions, too many concerns. Everything freezes for me.

- The last one is from this morning. - Not it is enough for you ? One a day is fine!

Nicola, I speak of emotions, not poo! Let's hope... !

- Why? - Then you don't know what happened to Mastrilli.

- What happened? - An explosion. - Jesus !

- That poor thing is over at the hospital. - What about you?!

And now who replaces it?

She was a good professor. Old, but very expert!

In confidence, what would you say a little fresher?

Are you crazy ? the ""I'm in trouble"" and you think about this nonsense?

And then... do you think that at my age, I start thinking about the beauties...

What did you understand ? Fresh out of studies! Don't you have to replace the Mastrilli?

Marines, that who had moved to Rome,…

.. he has a daughter, Stefania, who graduated, very good!

- If you want, I'll make her come right away. - It would solve all my troubles!

Of course! You also need Bilassina.

- Who is it, another teacher? - A laxative. Are you not constipated?

Yes, but... these little ones... they do nothing to me.

Have faith... ! This produces Mercalli scale effects!

John, an earthquake! With epicenter in Chicago !

- Thank you, Nicola! - Eh... stay tuned Well ! Genesis! - Yes sir!

- Bring a painkiller to my wife! - Yes, I rush!

- Ah, Genesio! - Immaculate woman!

Finally !

Come so seldom! You too leave me alone.

And" that I have so little ""Temporinol""!

Under these clothes it beats a ""Coricitin"". ""Chuck, chew"" !

- So you think about me? - ""Veramon"", at least 3 times a day.

I'm so "emulsified", that I got the """ansaplasto"".

You say certain things that upset me here in the soul. They agitate me !

Do not fret before use!

But what do you say? You are a exciting. Don't torment me! No !

- No not now ! - Now, or ""Uniplus"" ! - Oh! Gene"!

- This is a low insinuation. - Well, if we want...

- "Stilla" of my eyes, let me touch the ""sifcamina"" ! - No !

- Yes... - Can't you see what I feel bad ? I'm anemic. - One moment !

- I brought you the painkiller. - Thank you, how sugary you are!

- Not in the mouth! It's a supposition. - Ah, yeah! - Do you want me to help you?

""Go back, Satan!""

Genesio... Genesio!

Heavy artillery!

- Here are the Crodinis! - Thank you very much. - Please.

So, if the teacher is good, I do it myself...

.. if she is ugly, I'll leave it to you and if It's a "" toilet "", we give it to Genesio!

If it's a toilet, I'll take it, like this, when you act assholes, I host you.

It is fortunate that the professor come and live in your house!

We look forward to saying it! What news you have ? Did you know how it's done?

- Oh, they say she's very good! - Then we're screwed!

If they say a woman is good, she means that she is ugly!

- Well, now let's get going. - We have to really go? - I come ?

But who made you do this to make this appointment?

You are right. To me this love group bores deeply!

Group love ? Madonna!

- Too many boobs and asses. A mess ! - You never know whose ass you're getting.

- Yes, but you make a lot of acquaintances. So, will you take me? - You are crazy ?

If we bring strangers, they won't let us in either!

- You recommend me! - It's not a ministry, one must be discreet.

- I know about women. I have the eye pharmaceutical ! - Eh, let alone!

- That one is without panties. - Like it you know ? - He has dandruff on his shoes.

- Don't be a fool. Me do you bring? - Let us think.

- But where does this orgy take place? - Shall we tell him?

- Then he tells everyone. - I do not tell anyone !

In the convent of the Capuchin friars.

- An orgy with the friars, without women ? - Stupid, not without women.

Fra" Costanzo invites every week some fabulous nuns for the orgy.

- If you take me, I'll give you all my savings. -He swears. - I swear !

Good morning, what do you want?

- Father, help us! There's a fagot who follows us! - Really ?

- We don't know how to do it, please. - Where is this rich guy? - There!

What he said ?

This evening can accommodate only one person and we sacrificed ourselves.

- Do I have an orgy alone? - Yes! - I go ? - Go easy !

- Make us look good, huh? - Yes! I go ? - Go ! - I'm going, huh?

- And what do you want? - Well"... ""sea bream and mullet"" !

I brought a small... down payment for you and the sisters. A donation.

- Where do I get undressed? - Undress ?!

Ugly rich, big ass, disgusting, corrupter of minors!

No ! If there are rich people, me I don't do the orgy. I'm leaving!

- Eh, no, now we'll do it! - Yes. AND shall we also take some exciting ?

Yes, a piece of chili like that. Than the red one!

No, I don't like the red one: there and then it makes you euphoric,...

..but the next day your ass burns so much!

Oh, it will be, but to me these orgies... they kill me!

Ah... !

- Here she is, our Ernestina! How are you ? - Well, doctor.

- Always fit, huh? - Please, I'll lead the way.

U�...

Madam, the doctor has arrived.

Ah, dear Don Fif�, are you ! Come in!

- You are a beauty. - How kind !

Don Fif�, I present to you the new one teacher, Miss Marini.

The Baron Don Filippo Decoroso Cacciapuotolo.

- As well as a surgeon! - Honored.

- Don Fif�, would you like an Amaretto of Saronno? - Of course, thanks.

Why are you dressed like this? Is dead someone ? Can't you get up anymore?

Gets up ! It came there natural science teacher!

- And who cares"" don't you put it there? - I do not know.

- Here I am ! - Oh, Genesio! - Well arrived ! - The octopus has arrived.

Good morning !

This is Andrew, the scion. The universal heir.

- Well, Andrew? - What is it? - Don't you kiss ""mamm� "" ?

Stefania Marini, the new one professor of natural sciences.

- And this is our jewel! - Greetings !

Let's not exaggerate! It's a boy good, ""homemade"" !

We state that we have it done ""have"" in my clinic !

Sorry, you contributed to bring it to light...

..but the plug inside the socket the undersigned put it!

And what a rush of electricity.

- Genesio... ! - Yes. - Oh!

Genesio, what the heck are you up to?

A little messy, but so cute!

Now, while preparing lunch, I'll take you to visit the house.

- Ah, yes, gladly! - Come, come... ! Ah...

- Go take off that dress from undertaker and join me. - Right away.

Say", did you notice how he looked at me? Eh... I struck again.

What can I do about it? I like it!

While changing in size, the bodies they do not lose their specific weight.

This is one thing...

- How is this teacher? - So-so, nothing exceptional.

- Cariglia, the bucket? - Behind to the chair. - Go get it.

At this point, I will give you a practical demonstration.

If I take this bucket and lo spin with force, whirling, ...

..the water contained in it does not fall.

- To observe. - Oh... oh...

Silence !

Cariglia and Balsamo, I'll do mine ""remonstrations"" to Mr. Principal !

And it won't end here! Until we meet again !

Silence ! What are you laughing at? Sit down!

- Where is your professor? - I am here !

- Here where ? - Behind the door !

Professor Straziota!

- Now Straziota has flat balls. - But the specific weight does not change !

PROFESSOR, Sl RlCOMPONGA!

Yes, mister principal...

- Excuse me, Mr. Principal. - OUT! - Yes, immediately. Right away.

The new one is coming professor. Behave yourselves!

Here she comes.

- Good morning. - Good morning. Please ! - Thank you.

I present to you the professor Marini, science substitute teacher.

It is the most unruly class. Be very severe, ruthless!

- Good luck! - Thank you.

""Et voil� "" !

Sit down, boys.

I am very sorry for what it is happened to your teacher.

However, don't worry,...

..I will do my best to take you well prepared for exams and...

Before going into the study of the natural sciences...

..I would like to chat with you, put myself at your disposal...

..to make you penetrate deeply into the matter.

Someone of you have something to say?

At that time, What is your favorite topic?

- I think anatomy is interesting everyone ! Well done Peppino!

All right. We'll talk about the lungs.

More precisely, of the function of these organs: respiration.

Could you give us a practical example of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

- It is used only in case of asphyxiation. - Oh God, I can't breathe!

Humorous ! This system he saved the lives of many people.

My firefighter uncle had it all men and became rich!

Cariglia! - Huh?

Now stop. You are all abusing of my patience, guys.

Let's hear, Balsam: tell me about the movement of the heart.

At that time ? You are enchanted or can't you answer?

It has an involuntary movement… because the heart cannot be controlled!

Funny... Sit down !

Now I will talk to you of blood circulation.

I have circulation so fast, that makes my balls spin!

Cariglia! Screanzato that you are nothing else!

These things are okay to tell the principal. Out !

Andrew, you say you will suspend me?

I do not know. I do not believe... Ah, here it comes!

- Good morning Professor. - Good morning ! - Good morning.

- View ? She looks nervous. - No, � very angry ! - She ? And I don't?

Hop!

I can pay tribute to the new pearl of this island ?

- Good morning, Dr. Cacciapuotolo. - Which Cacciapuotolo? Well no !

Fif�, for friends. Because we are friends, right?

- I don't know... - Well, we will! - I'm sure. - Please.

I can accompany you with my car?

- Actually, I live close by. - Then I'll accompany you on foot!

Well, if you really insist... - l insist.

You like it ? It is a memory of "mamm�".

- Too bad, I'm so sorry! - Yes, it's so hot!

- He broke his jacket. - And we hope that doesn't break my balls too!

Yes? - We can get in ?

- Ah, it's you! - We'd like to tell you something.

- I came to apologize. The I know, I was uncivilized. - And you ?

Miss, we are not evil. Maybe we're just a little stupid.

All right, I'm sorry for this time.

Anyway, now I'm hot and I need to freshen up a bit."

- Goodbye guys. - Until we meet again !

Did you understand ? She goes to freshen up. Yes undresses and even takes a shower!

- What's extraordinary? - As ? - You really are an infant.

First !

- Let's go. - Yes. - Very quietly !

- What do you see ? - He's stripping.

- Is she naked? - It's a marvel. Look!

- Ah... what a beauty. - Let me see. It's a baba!

- I said it, it's a rose! - It's a bunch of roses!

He enters the tub.

Let's hope so that you wash twice a day!

- He just misses it the word ! - Let me see.

- It's all gold! - And really golden !

He took the bubble bath. See how she smears it!

- I don't understand anything anymore! - Imagine me! - Stand still !

- Ouch! - Careful ! But why not do they put two locks on the doors?

- The ""crack""! - The ""crack""? Show the "" crack "".

- I'm going crazy! - Take another bath!

- Oh mama ! - What a creature. A dream !

- No ! - I can't see anything anymore.

- Ouch! - Who is it? - What did I do ? - So you can see even better!

- I have a voyeur son! - But I wasn't looking, eh?

Shut up, they've crossed paths with you eyeballs too! Street !

What do you have to look at? Huh? That watch ? A voyeur son...

I understand a father... !

Don Nicola, what are you doing?

Nothing ! the boys stayed looking, but you can't see anything!

- Oh, can't you see? - No. - I can ? - Look look.

That you see ? Nothing, right? A normal bathroom, like so many others.

With a tub, a faucet...

Nonsense! Those are sexual maniacs.

Just see a hole and they have to put their eye on it right away.

That you see ? What did you see ?

Nothing !

Ah, what inappetence! I desire nothing.

Lady, look what I have prepared for you.

- Just a taste. - Yes, make me happy.

Ah... Who is it? - I'm Genesio.

- Oh! One moment ! - Yes, yes, yes.

- Go open it. - I come ! - Uh...

- Please. - Good morning, woman Immaculate. - Good morning, Genesio!

- Leave us alone. - Ah... yes, yes.

- How are you feeling? - Bad ! Do you see? I have no appetite!

I brought you the ""Strippolina"", effervescent tablets, by mouth.

How ""friccicoso"" you are, Genesio!

What a beautiful ""ciaciona"" you are, immaculate woman!

But what do you say? Genesis...

Ooooo...there!

- Genesio, what are you doing? - But who the fuck knows?

Guys, as always, me I recommend maximum attention.

Today we will talk about a special and famous optical instrument,...

..commonly known with the name of "periscope".

Is it clear? Pe-ri-sco-pio.

- I'll draw it for you. - You know him ? - We have to find the system.

With a porthole on the door, you would see better than the lock!

Yeah... and then my father kicks our ass.

- Conditioner! - Yes, professor?

Since you like to chat,…

..why don't you explain to your parents comrades what is a periscope?

Sure, professor!

After you, let's see what you can do.

We chat, instead of following what the professor says!

- I talk to the wind! - Excuse me. - At that time ?

The periscope is a long affair,...

..which is held in the right hand or the left and then gets up...

Don't turn it up too much. Go ahead.

Thanks to a game of prisms and lenses, the image is transferred...

..from the surface of the sea inside a submarine.

Or from floor to floor !

I did not think about it ! Floor to floor, got it ?

But how did you do it?

I got the lenses from a binoculars and put them in the tubes.

- Then I replaced the prisms with 2 mirrors! - Ah... really?

But are you sure it works also from top to bottom ?

- Sure, it's all calculated! - Come on, let's try it!

She apologizes. Tent !

Oh, slowly this is going to break down!

- Very quietly... - So. Sweet...

Go.

- So, what do you see? - There's no one here.

- Show me. - Galileo has arrived!

- Come on. - How much break! - Get off!

Hold tight, huh?

- Wait. - AND" arrived ? - One moment.

Here, I see something! And she ! I spotted her. ""Ass to port"" !

- Let me see. - Ah, what a beauty! - Come on !

Stay calm, the picture is fuzzy! Wait, let me turn it down a bit".

- That you see ? - A thigh that ""shakes""!

- What did you say ? - Who undresses!

- A foot. Another one thigh ! - How many does he have!

- Oh, Jesus! - My goodness!

- Wait, huh? - Let me see these thighs, before they run out!

I put myself higher, so it increases the angle and I can see better !

- What are you doing ? We do a little by one. - Yes, go underneath!

- The lottery is open! - The ""sise"". - The ""sise""...

- Stop ! Where are you going ? - Let us show.

- He goes away ! - Good. - Be good you ! - Turn it down a bit.

- Take everything off. - Take off this ""rubbish""!

Look, he takes them off. I saw the ""pucchiacchia""!

- I knew it was coming! - Watch the chair. - What are you doing ?

- What happened? - What know ? i got it now!

- Is there anyone? - They are here ! - What are you doing in the shop window?

I replace the mannequin. They have it stolen and I want to see who did it.

- And then, advertising is the soul... - ""De chill" � muort""" !

Shh!

- But what is the helmet doing? - Shut up !

Ah, I understand ! Now I serve you immediately.

- Here you are. Is one sachet enough? - No. I want 100! Settebello Hat�.

Ah okay. I have a box here. What do I do, wrap?

- No, put it here. - Yes, let's put it in the envelope.

Here it is ! Thank you.

- Genesio, do you want to serve me too? - I'm here on purpose! What do you need?

- That and some suppositories for the sore throat. - I'll give you a syrup.

- No suppositories? - The suppositories I'm on strike. - And why?

Because they too are bored to be taken for a ride!

Good this! It's ""rectal"" !

Miss Stephanie. Miss Stephanie!

Where did she go?

Ah, it's you! You scared me.

- Why is it here? - I could not to sleep and I went down to look around.

It's old stuff! It's no longer useful to anyone.

Like you, that instead of helping me in a class like this, be funny.

I can't do as I want.

I have to stick to the directives who is in charge: Peppino Cariglia!

That little guy?

His father is a "" big "" of the Camorra. He's practically the king of the island.

He is a very powerful, ruthless man. A tough guy!

And she took a big risk treating him like that, do you know?

- You never lose the urge to joke! - Joke ?

Doesn't Mastrilli tell you anything?

You gave Peppino a 4. She has seen what happened to her the next day?

- It was an accident. - No, that was a warning.

Mastrilli says so, because she knows that she is talking ...

- Really ? -She confessed it to me Peppino. She only trusts me.

It is incredible that in such a place don't worry things like this happen.

There's no need to worry. Just stick to the rules!

I would like to speak with Mastrilli.

Without compromising it, just to ask for some advice.

- Yes, that's not a bad idea. Self do you want... I'll take you. - Thank you.

Stephanie... I...

Who's there? Who's there?

There is no one.

That asshole Genesio quits always the light on. And I pay !

The next bill I make him pay.

What if now... I give her a kiss, what's going on?

Don't try, otherwise I'll scream!

- Good morning ! do you want ? - Shh!

-Do you remember me? - Are you kidding? A face like this is never forgotten!

yesterday I came here and bought a box of 100 condoms.

- Yes, I remember. So ? - So ?!

One was missing! They were 99!

How is this possible? They arrive sealed. A precise box !

- One was missing. - Let me check. It's full of thieves. You never know.

Uh... ! It's true, one was missing!

Hold! And sorry a lot if I ruined your evening.

You ruined it for me. At its best I had to stop! Good morning.

And who is it, ""o cazzillo""?

""C4-H10.""

the butane It is a gaseous hydrocarbon.

- Good boy. Have you ever heard of some butyl alcohol? - Well... no.

It is a paint remover.

Who is the mother of this compound chemist ? Does anyone know?

- it! - Oh yeah?! We feel !

For me... it's a ""son of butane"" !

In a sense it is true. Indeed � one of the many derivatives of butane.

That is, a "son of butane" as... ! Like many.

However, I see that you are prepared. Next time I'll ask you.

Honored!

- See you tomorrow, guys. - Until we meet again.

Since she came, Andrea no longer understands anything.

You have nothing to envy them. Do you know how many would court you?

- How many ? - One... - And who is it? - it!

- I'm sorry, you're not my type! - I'm small, but... - Stupid.

Peppino, there's news!

Today I accompany Marini at the clinic and at the right time...

You are crazy ! With all those beds you have at home... !

- Have you forgotten my father? -Yeah, he'll kick your ass!

You believe that he has the courage to do it?

Do you know what we have to do? Let's follow him!

Let's hope they don't get too much!

They told me she was beautiful, but ... she exceeds all expectations!

- Come on, come here! You sit next to me. - Thank you.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO? VlA!

Excuse me... I remove the inconvenience!

Come on, trust me... she has a lot of trouble with boys.

-How do you know? - I'm not a sorceress. I'm only a few years older than her!

Eh, I really don't know how to take them. They are so exuberant!

You can say "" rude ""!

- Are you not afraid of them? - No. I... I challenge them all the time!

Lucky her that she has so much courage. To me, after what happened to her...

What does that have to do with anything ? That was an accident.

In short, let's say that... I have committed an imprudence.

- So what's up ? - AS YOU WANT WHAT'S GOING? Ml YOU HAVE EMBELLISHED !

Uh, sorry, you play with explosives!

However, as they say, not all evils ... come to hurt!

ln fact, it's the first time what an explosion...

..produces an effect like this... marvelous.

Nice peasant!

Doctor, in this position I'm not well at all. DOCTOR !

- Huh? How do you say? - LEGS ! THEY ARE BAD!

No, the legs are just fine!

Anyway... let's try to fix it better, huh?

Eh... Here you go. Now let's see, huh?

Here you have to get up slowly this left leg...

..and then slowly the…

And then, handle well well everything... Ah! The hand !

Well, now it's getting late. I have to go. Goodbye, professor.

Hi dear !

One moment... ! Ouch, the head! I'll take you... !

Please.

Doctor !

- What is happening ? - Nothing... ! Shock Therapy. You're welcome !

Here they are, they are coming. Get down!

I have to go to town. I'll accompany you.

- I actually came with Andrea. - But who knows where he's gone! Come.

- Please. - Thank you.

What a daughter ""of"androcchia""!

Luckily no one saw me, if not, do you know what a shitty figure?

Have you seen what sun, what sea... ?

It's beautiful. But I have to come back. They're waiting for me for dinner.

- Certainly ! But... first you have to promise me we'll see each other again. - Yes.

- I want to show you my villa. - With pleasure !

- You know, I'm all alone in one big house. - Shut up, don't talk!

Yes, I have service people, but who do they serve?

- There may even be some passing guest, right? - Well"...

- Of course, sometimes it happens. - It happens, it happens!

- Especially in the summer. - Season of love.

Ah... the love ! The most beautiful invention in the world!

This air excites me, teases me !

Let's breathe deeply! Let's dive into this beautiful climate!

Let's dive in with our gaze, with the thought, heart, soul.

How well you speak!

Well, we Cacciapuotolo we are a family of artists!

Actually, now I'll sing you one song like in American musicals.

What is this noise?

This car has something it doesn't it goes. Maybe it will be the suspensions.

Mama mia bella!

Here we are !

There are times when a man, even the strongest...

Don't look, children! Keep singing!

I can't resist. Can I give you a kiss?

so much good to the Mother Superior.

- And what are you doing here? - Eh... you do what you can.

Ugly bastards! Now I'll fix you! Fetentoni!

- Is it possible? - Ah, Don Antonio! Take a seat! - Dear Immaculate!

No, no kisses, but good works! What is all this urgency about?

- Don Antonio... - Tell me. - I am a great sinner.

Immaculate... in what sense? You are not a sinner!

- Don Antonio, in my life there is a man. - Huh?

- Another man ? - Eh, yes! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!

- Have you committed impure acts? - Worse ! - What have you done ?

I had terrible thoughts! That man is my downfall.

He tempts me, troubles me, inflames me, me burn ! Don Antonio, save me!

I'm not a firefighter! But we will do something!

- My daughter... and who is it? - It's Genesio! - Ah, no, shit!

Unfortunately ! But the heart is not in command.

On the other hand, my husband is a cynical, he's a villain, he's a beast!

- He always insults me. - Found something ? - Wow! - No ?

- He insults me because he says I eat too much! -And he is wrong!

The sin of gluttony is a valve security for chastity!

A wife should try to…

But if every now and then you do two spaghetti with clams...

..or a ""pollaccio"" with peppers, what's wrong with it?

- I know you like it too good table. - To death !

Eating is a beautiful thing! A evening of these I invite you to dinner.

This is an idea! A great porridge!

And remember, daughter, that when the body is fine, the soul sings !

So too is San Remo happy.

Forward, forward! Take sides. Lined up and covered!

Oh! Oh no!

Captains step forward.

So, you heads and you tails.

- Head ! - Hey! - The ball! - Street ! - Let's go !

Goal! - Ah, how wonderful!

Goal!

Goal!

What a crap goal.

Oh...

- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - Morra!

Cuckold! Um...

So be careful. Al!

- Come on guys ! - Force ! - But what you do ? - You are the strongest!

Guys, look here!

Goal!

They are good too. Once for one.

Track!

Mom, the train... !

- Pass the ball, come on! - Stop, stop! Penalty!

Good! GOOD! But what, is this how you play football?

Help ! Help ! Oh! Help, they're killing me!

Savages! Stop this indecorous uproar!

dirty guys! I'm going down now and I fix them, them and the referee.

Hold.

This is not a game It's a bunch!

What's your whistling? Genesis, you know what do I tell you? I can't stand you anymore!

To me ?!

OK".

Oh, Stephanie! How nice here, huh? The sun, the music, the sea!

Yes, but it would be even better if not there was fear of the Camorra.

The Camorra ?! What are you saying ? Here the Camorra does not exist!

Of course ? the father di Peppino is the king of this island!

- But who, Peppino Cariglia? - Please, don't mention that name!

"".. my name is Cannavaccio, no I intrigue and I don't get embarrassed !"".

Let's dance, go"! Tango !

Good, good... I'm really happy. Yes, yes...

BURlNl! Beautiful figure what did you make me do!

But I'll kick your ass...

It's the climax!

Peppino Cariglia. Do him the treatment it deserves.

- Listen to me. - The field of football has become a madhouse.

You better go home! GO HOME !

What do you want ?

And go!

- Good morning, young man! - U�, cheers! - Where are you going ? - Oh!

- Stop, "" equal """ ! - What do you want from me?

- We have to do a service! - As ? - Don't make us run.

There must be a mistake!

- Are you Peppino Cariglia? - Yes, lucky ! - No, you're a fool!

- Why? - Because we have to give you a ""bonnet"" of blows!

But what is it, a "dove"?

- Well, now I'll give him 5 and 6. - Son of a racketeer!

But what do you want from me? What have I done to you?

Don't piss me off, what can I do to you on 5 and 6, huh?

Come on, let's not waste time!

What "chestnuts" I gave up!

Let's see another move. Ah, this, the 10!

Son of ""androcchia""!

Now I'll hit you on the head and I lower you by 5 centimeters!

Oh, Madonna! What did the bus pass?

- Halt! - What's up? - Dunno? - One moment, right? Heh!

Can we now?

Yes, come! We do the whole repertoire!

Seven! Four ! Crossed! Dodge!

Nine, four... and now: escape!

- Stop him ! take him! - I owe you crush like a cockroach !

I have to eat your ears!

- Ah... one more time! - Everyone Together ! - Alright," we start again.

Jump ! And now the figures! Nine, four and three!

- Is it out on the seven? seven !

Seventeen ! Thirtyseven !

Oh! I did terno!

Stop, stop!

For me the boss ""you are""... and I throw myself ""from six""!

The book is finished!

- What's in here? - Let's do it quick, this crate has to go!

And then now the manpower does exports like canned tomatoes!

Immaculate, these spaghetti the clams were a poem!

- Don Fif�, did you like them? - Exquisite! I love good food.

When Stefania communicated to me the invitation, I did not compliment.

Indeed, lmmacolata cooks well and not for nothing, as they say,…

..in marriage she got me right by the throat!

Stefania, can you cook well? Otherwise the doctor flees!

Unfortunately not. Buttered pasta only.

- Ouch! - What is it? - I say... Ouch!

We need to fix it, because the first wife's duty is to know how to cook!

- We want to miss this bravo lad ? - Don Fif!

You told your girlfriend that you are filthy rich?

Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Talk about money is like talking about the devil!

Well"... I, unfortunately, am afflicted from a few hundred million!

- Shall I call the exorcist ? - No, Don Antonio is joking!

Immaculate, let's go slowly because down here the kicks are wasted.

There is someone who shoots certain penalties... ! Looks like Savoldi.

Ah... ! No, Stefania is good lass. She is not attached to money!

Well, for me the money that's not all, but it's important.

Better a cold in the Rolls Royce,...

..than a pneumonia in the sixteenth century.

More rigor! He saved it this time!

- Genesio, aren't you eating anymore? - No, saltimbocca are bad for me!

- Yes, but... the essential thing is to want each other Well. - Certain. - Excuse me ! I go.

- What are you doing, you don't even eat it dish ? - Everything makes me nauseous.

It's been weird lately.

""Your doctor friend we do not like it.""

""If you don't let him go, we will out. If you talk, it's your turn.""

You! And now... screw yourself with fear!

l fish having skeleton bone are called teleosts,...

..those with bone element cartilaginous are called ganoids.

Those with skeleton only cartilaginous are the selacia,...

..like dogfish or hammerhead fish.

For business, the most important is the shark,...

..who made billions box office at the cinema!

Excellent collections also make them telestei, i.e. red mullet, sea bass...

Ah, there are also prawns and lobsters.

Ah, but those aren't fish. They are shellfish!

- Well done, you're prepared. I put you 8. - Madonna, 8 ! Completely ?!

- Goodbye guys. Until tomorrow. - Lucia, get me the books!

Stephanie! I called you three times and you always let yourself be denied.

- Um... I don't know, maybe I wasn't there. - Yeah, maybe you were out!

For tonight I have prepared a program that is the end of the world!

- I can not tonight. - Why? - Because... I have to think.

- Alright", let's reflect ""in tandem""! - No, look...

- Then, it's better that they don't see us Together. - Who ? - Let me go.

- Alright", give me a little kiss at least. - Hi, huh? - HI. Call me!

Women are so complicated, I don't understand them either!

- Miss, excuse me! - But... what is it?

I wanted to congratulate you. It's the first time I've taken 8 !

I just did my duty.

In fact, know that if you got an 8, don't It is certainly thanks to your father.

Eh, no ... it's thanks to him if I know all of them these things: he was a fisherman!

The fisherman?! And now what does he do?

- What is he to do? He's been dead since 5 years, poor man ! - I'm sorry.

- I'll also study vegetables! - The botany, you mean. - Also !

don't tell no one what we said.

- I swear, he will be silent as a fish! - Good boy. Bye dear. - Until we meet again.

- What did you talk about, sweetheart? - Of the school reform!

I was looking for a book, but I found it This. Very ingenious indeed!

I bet it comes right at my bedroom window. Real ?

- Certain. - And does it work well?

the picture is always the same. - And are you sorry?

Maybe it's a bit monotonous. However, I find her not bad at all.

I'm very flattered from your appreciation.

So... you like me a little bit.

A little ? Stop playing! You know I like you.

Ah, we are at ""you""! Well, let's make progress!

Of course I have to use the "" you "". Breast How do I tell you that I love you ?

But you show me naked to your friends. You're just a cocky kid!

It only happened once... and they forced me!

Carey, right? That boy scares me.

See what these scoundrels write to me!

But now they exaggerate.

How I wish this threat... was aimed at me.

- What are you doing ? Come here ! - No, not Now. Someone might come.

- But I'm crazy about you, my love! - I'll wait for you tonight in my room.

- Ernest! - Miss ! you want something ? Shall I make you a coffee?

- No, thank you, Ernesta. I wanted just ask you a favor. - Of you.

Oh, sorry ! I have gravy on the fire! Of you.

Tomorrow I would like to sleep more,...

..but my room overlooks the street and the traffic wakes me up.

Oh, how sorry I am!

Since you get up early, you might sleep in my room tonight ?

Of course ? Imagine. I don't I feel absolutely nothing when I sleep!

- You are very dear! - For so little?

Eh... what a ""finished"" person!

Oh, and who is it? ""O sewer""... !

Now I'll fix you...

I got you, ugly mannequin thief!

- Immaculate Madonna! - Oh, Genesio...

- Are you feeling bad? - The head ! I came to get a sleeping pill.

- And you found it! - Do something, I'm fainting!

- I'll give you the breath mouth to mouth ? - But it's unhygienic.

It may be unhygienic, but this is me time I cover you with bacilli!

- Go, Genesio, let's play in home ! - Ah, Gene"... !

Don Nicholas, did you take Gerovital?

- Ernest! - Hate ! Mister Andrew!

Back then, it wasn't worth it see her ? Do you like my cottage?

- Yes, it's really very beautiful! - Would you like to live there?

Well", I think so, but I should see her when the weather is bad.

- In the rain ?! - You know, I suffer from melancholy.

If you are alone. But I'm always close to you, I never leave you!

And when you're sad, I play the little orchestra and you'll pass everything!

- Let's go see the others rooms ? - I'd love that. - Let's go...

Here, this is my room! Do you like it ?

Pretty. But... what do the others say?

The others ? Because now we speak of the others ? Let's talk about us...

- Stefania, when are we getting married? - Get married ?!

- Didn't we decide like that? - No, I haven't decided yet.

Until now ! Maybe because you didn't feel safe.

ln this room it will give you security. This is the ""safe room""!

- Security to take me to bed? - No, but when ever ?!

- Yes! - Oh! - I want you! i want you! - No !

- Kiss Me ! - No ! - Kiss Me... !

Where" is ? Stephanie !

- Don't come any closer. Enough ! - Stop! - No !

Stop! Let yourself be taken gently!

Stop! You can't escape me do you understand it or not? I'll join you !

- Go away, leave me alone, you monster! - I want to possess you!

- Come here ! - No ! - Ah, I got you! - Leave me !

Take it easy ! What are you, an eel ? Stop.

- I want you, do you understand? Tell me about yes ! - No ! - Tell me yes! - No !

U�, here I make the decisions!

She stands still, beast!

This not only resists me, she leads too!

- What happened? - Then I'll explain. - This way, quick! - Wait !

- But where are we going? - Trust me !

Come on, mount.

Yes, I understand, but you don't think so to have a little exaggerated ?

Inventing all those stories about camorra! And that ticket, then.

- Thinking about it, it makes me laugh. - I don't think you want to laugh!

It is true, in fact I would like to cry.

- But why did you act like this? - Don't you understand?

- I understand that you are a liar. - I'm in love, that's all.

I was afraid marry that idiot.

Stephanie... my love.

Oh!

Stephanie! Hold on ! I'm coming!

- Congratulations ! - Best wishes and sons!

How beautiful !

Even to the lady! And what's so strange about it?

U�, u�! Heh!

- Congratulations ! - And what is he doing? Heh!

- The bouquet! Within the year i groom. - Blessed is the lucky one! - Yes.

- Lady... - Thank you. - Ernestine. - Thank you !

Thank you.

You come !

I always go to weddings but in truth it is a nuisance!

Thank you. How embarrassed is the bride!

Of course, it's the first time that is sleeping with a married man!

A little to you... and a little to me. Ah... A little to you and a little to me. Ah... !

Thank you.

marriage is sacrifice, patience, spirit of understanding!

- It's total dedication ! - Right.

Maybe for this I didn't get married.

For goodness sake! Marriage is the grave of sex.

- You say ? - Eh, yeah...

Every time I make love, my husband comes and ruins everything.

You could have told me you were a virgin!

- Virgin ?! I did not make it in time to take off the pantyhose. - the pantyhose?

Hand in hand... let's cut together.

Everything must be photographed!

How eager are you... A little be patient, the night is near!