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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,179 --> 00:00:50,055 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 2 00:00:50,055 --> 00:00:54,755 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 3 00:00:54,755 --> 00:01:00,282 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 4 00:01:00,282 --> 00:01:03,111 ♪ All through the town 5 00:01:16,211 --> 00:01:21,216 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 6 00:01:21,216 --> 00:01:25,046 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 7 00:01:25,046 --> 00:01:29,311 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 8 00:01:29,311 --> 00:01:32,097 ♪ All through the town 9 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:35,665 Hi. 10 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:44,674 I'm Carrie. I like your song. 11 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:57,252 And I will be going now. 12 00:01:57,252 --> 00:02:00,690 I'm sure you have a corn maze to get back to or something. 13 00:02:11,266 --> 00:02:13,747 Jesus Christ, Gaby. 14 00:02:13,747 --> 00:02:14,835 You just scared the living shit out of me. 15 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,271 What's wrong with you? 16 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:19,274 Hey, don't use the good Lord's name in vain, bitch. 17 00:02:19,274 --> 00:02:22,277 What's wrong with you? 18 00:02:22,277 --> 00:02:25,106 - I hate you so much. - I hate you more, mama. 19 00:02:25,106 --> 00:02:27,500 - Hold up, wait. You're here. - Uh-huh. 20 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:29,066 Wait, I thought you couldn't make it because of training. 21 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,243 Oh, my God. And your hair looks so cute. 22 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:33,201 What? And your skin, oh my God. 23 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:35,551 You are literally glowing, wait. Are you following any vloggers? 24 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:37,597 - No, I don't do that shit. - My back literally looks like... 25 00:02:37,597 --> 00:02:39,512 Okay, dios mío. Vodka. Red Bull. 26 00:02:39,512 --> 00:02:42,906 Calm the fuck down and land your plane, babe. Okay? 27 00:02:44,517 --> 00:02:46,214 I will do no such thing. 28 00:02:46,214 --> 00:02:48,216 When I see someone that I love, 29 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:52,307 I'm gonna shout it for the world to hear. 30 00:02:52,307 --> 00:02:55,484 I love Gaby Martinez. I love you too, dumbass. 31 00:02:55,484 --> 00:02:57,094 You're fucking nuts, bro. 32 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,053 Wait. Okay. No, no. Seriously, though. 33 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,272 Why aren't you at school? 34 00:03:00,272 --> 00:03:02,709 Well, I tore my anterior cruciate ligament. 35 00:03:02,709 --> 00:03:04,972 - Uh, what? - My knee. 36 00:03:04,972 --> 00:03:08,105 Oh, your knee. Wait, shit. Gaby. I'm sorry. 37 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,673 Girl, I'm fine. I'll live. 38 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:12,414 Team doctors put me on the RICE diet. 39 00:03:12,414 --> 00:03:14,286 - Yeah? - Rest. Ice. 40 00:03:14,286 --> 00:03:15,983 Compression. Elevation. 41 00:03:15,983 --> 00:03:17,811 So, I've wrapped my knee and I'll be resting, icing, 42 00:03:17,811 --> 00:03:19,116 elevating. 43 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,467 Whatever it is. We're drinking this weekend. 44 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,077 Oh. I see. 45 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,992 - You see me. - You got the RICE diet. 46 00:03:24,992 --> 00:03:26,689 - I got the RICE diet. - You're on the RICE diet. 47 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:28,387 I got the RICE diet. 48 00:03:28,387 --> 00:03:29,649 I got the RICE pan. 49 00:03:29,649 --> 00:03:30,911 I got that RICE [indistinct]. 50 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,478 Okay, you really need to stop because I have 51 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:35,089 - all the rice in me. - Okay, okay. 52 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:38,048 - Holy shit. Olivia. - Whoa. 53 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,703 Oh god. 54 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:42,227 Hey, what did you pack? 55 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:44,185 Well, the E-vite said to prepare 56 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:46,013 for a weekend of fun and adventure. 57 00:03:46,013 --> 00:03:47,144 Yeah. 58 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,450 So, I brought a couple of extra thongs. 59 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:49,625 And, uh- 60 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,540 What? Oh, my God. 61 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:52,759 - What? - Gaby, what the--? 62 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:53,803 - What? - Stop! 63 00:03:53,803 --> 00:03:54,848 When I love something, 64 00:03:54,848 --> 00:03:57,024 I shout it for the world to hear. 65 00:03:57,024 --> 00:03:59,244 Yeah! 66 00:03:59,244 --> 00:04:01,594 I've directed this scene so many times in my head, 67 00:04:01,594 --> 00:04:04,510 - I deserve an Academy Award. - Chris! Oh, my God. 68 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,207 - I can't believe you're here. - It's okay. 69 00:04:06,207 --> 00:04:08,165 I can't believe I'm anywhere while the sun is still out. 70 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,558 Yeah. 71 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,607 Sheesh! Gabalicious? 72 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:18,915 Damn! Okay. 73 00:04:18,915 --> 00:04:23,006 Oh. Sheesh! 74 00:04:23,006 --> 00:04:25,966 GABY, you're looking fit. 75 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,882 Christopher, you're looking 50 shades of stoned. 76 00:04:28,882 --> 00:04:30,753 Fifty-one. I'm like the Viagra train. 77 00:04:30,753 --> 00:04:32,015 You should hop on board. 78 00:04:32,015 --> 00:04:34,322 Been there. Rode that. 79 00:04:34,322 --> 00:04:36,063 Discovered I was riding on the wrong tracks, 80 00:04:36,063 --> 00:04:37,847 but I will always be grateful 81 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:40,589 for my life-changing lesson from you. 82 00:04:40,589 --> 00:04:41,895 Respect. 83 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,115 How's the 400 treating you? 84 00:04:45,115 --> 00:04:48,467 Fifty-one flat. How's 420 treating you? 85 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:50,469 14 grams flat. 86 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:51,992 So, what gives? 87 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,950 Princess ever coming down from her Hindu Kush mountain? 88 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:55,822 - We haven't seen her yet. - Yeah? 89 00:04:55,822 --> 00:04:57,780 Interesting. 90 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,129 Hmm. 91 00:04:59,129 --> 00:05:00,783 Hey, since she did invite us, 92 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:02,872 it would be super rude not to partake 93 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:04,396 in these delicious sweetie treaties. 94 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,397 - Knock yourself out. - Alright, man. 95 00:05:05,397 --> 00:05:06,485 Yeah. 96 00:05:06,485 --> 00:05:10,793 Let them eat cake! 97 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,013 - Oh my God. - Wait. Look at you. 98 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,231 I know. 99 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,103 The perfect princess as always. 100 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:17,409 Thank you, thank you. Oh my God. 101 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:19,324 I'm so excited you guys are here! 102 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:20,586 Aight. 103 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,978 Listen, I broke my own leg just to make sure 104 00:05:21,978 --> 00:05:23,676 that I wouldn't miss it. 105 00:05:23,676 --> 00:05:25,634 And that is why you have secured a spot 106 00:05:25,634 --> 00:05:26,722 in my book of soulmates. 107 00:05:26,722 --> 00:05:27,984 - Oh yeah? - Forever. 108 00:05:27,984 --> 00:05:29,638 I broke my own bank account. 109 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:31,988 Uh, big bag. 110 00:05:31,988 --> 00:05:33,903 - Yeah. - Give me. 111 00:05:33,903 --> 00:05:35,514 A little jewelry box. 112 00:05:39,431 --> 00:05:41,607 Carrie, it's perfect. 113 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:45,741 Oh, just like you. Look. 114 00:05:45,741 --> 00:05:47,047 Chris. 115 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,701 Hi! Hi. 116 00:05:48,701 --> 00:05:51,138 Nice of you to say hi to me. 117 00:05:51,138 --> 00:05:54,533 Do you have anything to keep Little Miss Princess happy? 118 00:05:54,533 --> 00:05:55,490 Hmm. 119 00:05:58,711 --> 00:06:01,757 Only if you like Scooby Snacks. 120 00:06:01,757 --> 00:06:03,280 Winner, winner. 121 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,327 - Tofu and kale dinner. - Tofu and kale dinner. 122 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:09,199 Wait. So what's the plan, birthday girl? 123 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:11,245 Only the greatest weekend ever. 124 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,812 Oh my goodness! 125 00:06:12,812 --> 00:06:14,117 Hi! 126 00:06:14,117 --> 00:06:15,902 Yay! 127 00:06:15,902 --> 00:06:17,425 - Hey! - Hey! 128 00:06:19,819 --> 00:06:21,821 What's up, yo? 129 00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:24,345 Oh, I know. - Shit. 130 00:06:24,345 --> 00:06:25,390 Hey. 131 00:06:26,608 --> 00:06:28,044 Don't be mad at me. 132 00:06:28,044 --> 00:06:29,219 I'm not mad. 133 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:30,612 I just wish that you would have told me. 134 00:06:30,612 --> 00:06:33,049 Well, if I told you, you wouldn't have come. 135 00:06:33,049 --> 00:06:34,834 Are you serious? You're my best friend. 136 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:35,922 Of course, I'm gonna come. 137 00:06:35,922 --> 00:06:37,663 I just would have prepared myself 138 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,926 for the toxic shit sandwich I'm about to be served. 139 00:06:39,926 --> 00:06:42,798 Carrie, you're being dramatic. 140 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:44,844 Yes, she is a hot mess. 141 00:06:44,844 --> 00:06:48,151 And yes, she is beautiful and rich. 142 00:06:48,151 --> 00:06:50,458 And yes, she drives all of us crazy. 143 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:52,852 And yes, she's gonna go her entire life 144 00:06:52,852 --> 00:06:53,896 without ever lifting a finger 145 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,420 and getting everything she wants. 146 00:06:57,552 --> 00:06:59,206 And? 147 00:06:59,206 --> 00:07:00,903 No and, those are just facts. 148 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,035 Okay. 149 00:07:02,035 --> 00:07:03,340 Yeah, not helping. 150 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,646 Look, she's my friend. 151 00:07:04,646 --> 00:07:06,605 She's not the monster that you think she is. 152 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:12,393 And if you love me, you'll give her a chance. 153 00:07:12,393 --> 00:07:15,178 Please. Please, please, please, please. 154 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:16,441 You're lucky it's your birthday. 155 00:07:16,441 --> 00:07:17,877 That's right, I'm the birthday bitch. 156 00:07:17,877 --> 00:07:19,835 - Yeah. - I love you. 157 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:22,708 Oh. 158 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,361 Hi. 159 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,842 - Hey, Carrie. - Hey. 160 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:28,148 You look great. 161 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,845 Ah, thanks. 162 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,674 So do you. 163 00:07:32,674 --> 00:07:33,719 Thanks. 164 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:40,203 Well, this is fun. 165 00:07:40,203 --> 00:07:42,510 All my best friends in the same place. 166 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:44,469 Best birthday present ever! 167 00:07:44,469 --> 00:07:47,646 Speaking of birthdays, is this it? 168 00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:49,517 It's all of us getting drunk and fat 169 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:52,128 on our old stomping grounds, which I'm so down for. 170 00:07:52,128 --> 00:07:56,002 Oh, well, I am so glad you asked. 171 00:07:56,002 --> 00:08:00,354 Ladies and gentlemen. 172 00:08:01,311 --> 00:08:03,139 In order to celebrate the birth 173 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:09,058 of this magnificent, beautiful creature standing before you-- 174 00:08:09,058 --> 00:08:10,364 Oh, girl. 175 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:11,931 Bow, bitches, down. 176 00:08:11,931 --> 00:08:14,499 Right, thank you. 177 00:08:14,499 --> 00:08:17,893 From a very generous donation from the My Daddy Corp, 178 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:19,547 I have planned a weekend 179 00:08:19,547 --> 00:08:23,551 filled with sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 180 00:08:25,684 --> 00:08:30,993 We have passes to the hottest ticket around town. 181 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:33,692 The Blue Light Music Festival! 182 00:08:33,692 --> 00:08:35,955 - What? - I love you all! 183 00:08:35,955 --> 00:08:37,565 Not to rain on your downpour. 184 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:39,088 Not a phrase, makes no fucking sense. 185 00:08:39,088 --> 00:08:41,569 Blue Light is like a bajillion miles away. 186 00:08:41,569 --> 00:08:42,875 Maybe more. 187 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,137 No. 188 00:08:44,137 --> 00:08:45,704 It's a 10-hour drive from here. 189 00:08:45,704 --> 00:08:47,314 And if we leave now, 190 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:50,273 we'll get there just after midnight. 191 00:08:50,273 --> 00:08:53,276 Guys, 48 hours of nonstop partying, 192 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:54,539 multiple stages. 193 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:56,105 It's gonna be so lit! Yeah, okay. 194 00:08:57,063 --> 00:08:58,151 Let's go. 195 00:08:58,151 --> 00:08:59,805 And um, I don't know if you've heard, 196 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:05,550 but since it's my birthday, I want to travel in style. 197 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:10,076 Oh, yes. 198 00:09:10,076 --> 00:09:10,990 - What? - Holy shit. 199 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:14,428 No way, bitch! 200 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,038 Alright, you whores, let's go! 201 00:09:36,232 --> 00:09:37,843 Michael! 202 00:09:38,974 --> 00:09:41,281 Okay, get a room. 203 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,935 I did. I drove it here. 204 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:44,980 Carrie! 205 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,473 Ooh. 206 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,996 Oh, uh, shit. 207 00:10:00,996 --> 00:10:02,519 Sorry, my bad. 208 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,348 Everyone, this is my roomie Jason. 209 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:08,003 Jason, this is my everyone. 210 00:10:08,003 --> 00:10:09,483 Hi Jason. Hey. 211 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,920 What's up? What's up? 212 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,270 He doesn't talk much, 'cause he's an ex-Marine. 213 00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:17,273 So he's mostly just calculating badass ways he can kill you, 214 00:10:17,273 --> 00:10:19,319 the way ex-Marines do. 215 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,799 Right. 216 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,888 Well, no one's an ex-Marine, you're a Marine for life. 217 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:27,022 But uh, yeah, I'm a Marine who also is a college student. 218 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,286 Huh. 219 00:10:33,289 --> 00:10:35,291 Hey. 220 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:36,423 I'm Carrie. 221 00:10:37,729 --> 00:10:39,644 Thank you for your service. 222 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:41,733 What? 223 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,605 Isn't that what you're supposed to say to someone 224 00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:45,780 who's in the military? 225 00:10:47,303 --> 00:10:49,697 Yeah, if you mean it. 226 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:52,047 Okay, beautiful people! 227 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:55,181 Alright, since I am treating you like royals this weekend 228 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:57,444 with the best weekend ever, 229 00:10:57,444 --> 00:11:00,447 I am not lifting a fucking finger. 230 00:11:00,447 --> 00:11:03,276 So, I need all of you to grab this deliciousness 231 00:11:03,276 --> 00:11:05,539 on the table, and load it into the RV. 232 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,454 It's called "the Beast"! 233 00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:10,022 Yes, it is, baby. 234 00:11:10,022 --> 00:11:11,719 Alright, now let's go. I want this weekend to be perfect! 235 00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:13,025 Yeah. Alright. 236 00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:14,635 I didn't mean to offend you with what I said. 237 00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,376 - I uh-- - You're cool. 238 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,508 Hey Jason, um, would you be a doll 239 00:11:18,508 --> 00:11:20,685 and help me with my luggage? My dad was in the Navy 240 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:22,512 and he said to always find a military man 241 00:11:22,512 --> 00:11:25,820 in or out of uniform whenever help was needed. 242 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,995 Sure, lead the way. 243 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:29,302 Great, this way. 244 00:11:33,132 --> 00:11:35,743 Oh God, of course. 245 00:11:42,054 --> 00:11:44,752 Dude, where'd you steal this from? 246 00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:47,015 Didn't steal it. Borrowed. 247 00:11:47,015 --> 00:11:48,495 My Uncle Grant. 248 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:49,714 Oh. 249 00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,716 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 250 00:11:51,716 --> 00:11:52,847 Made it here alive. 251 00:11:52,847 --> 00:11:54,501 So, as long as we don't have to make 252 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:57,199 any left or right turns, we'll be fine. 253 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:58,853 Babe, that's not funny. 254 00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:02,596 I'm kidding. No chance in hell we'll be fine. 255 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,467 Let's have a blast in the process 256 00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:05,555 and let the adventure begin. 257 00:12:05,555 --> 00:12:07,862 - Whoo, whoo! - Yay! I love you all! 258 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,255 Happy birthday to me! 259 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,476 Next stop, Blue Light! 260 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:24,313 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 261 00:12:24,313 --> 00:12:27,273 - Blue Light! - Blue Light! 262 00:12:27,273 --> 00:12:29,797 ♪ Call me when you get there 263 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:34,454 ♪ Call me when you get there 264 00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:39,633 ♪ Call me when you get there 265 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,462 ♪ You know traffic is a nightmare ♪ 266 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,551 ♪ Still I'm gonna drive there 267 00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:47,902 ♪ Pick you up and get you home 268 00:12:47,902 --> 00:12:50,687 ♪ It's been weeks since we were racing ♪ 269 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,777 ♪ From check-in to your gate 270 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:56,258 ♪ And all the while I've been all alone ♪ 271 00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:59,871 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 272 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,180 ♪ Call me when you get there 273 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:09,837 ♪ I've been losing my my mind, my sense of space and time ♪ 274 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:13,623 ♪ This feeling's so impossible 275 00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:17,453 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 276 00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,936 ♪ Call me when you get there 277 00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,808 Oh! 278 00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:28,247 Find on your own island on that one, fuck face. 279 00:13:28,247 --> 00:13:29,248 Drink motherfucker, drink! 280 00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:31,076 - Drink! - Drink! 281 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,773 Drink! Drink! 282 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:34,340 Babe, my turn, my turn, my turn. 283 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,515 Eyes closed. 284 00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,865 Hands up, bitches! 285 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:38,866 Alright. 286 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:43,218 McDonald's fries. 287 00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,480 Overrated. 288 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,182 Interesting. 289 00:13:50,182 --> 00:13:52,010 Nickelback. 290 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,534 Underappreciated. 291 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,362 Oh! Ding, ding, ding, ding! 292 00:13:56,362 --> 00:13:59,539 We've got a loser! 293 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,541 Dude, wait, wait, wait. 294 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,760 You hate the Beatles, but you love Nickelback. 295 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,284 Straight up. 296 00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:07,895 "Photograph" is like one of the best songs ever written. 297 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,288 No taste. - Got me through our breakup. 298 00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:10,767 Oh. 299 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:14,554 Next to your heartbeat where I should be 300 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,078 That's "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran. 301 00:14:17,078 --> 00:14:19,689 Ed Sheeran? Really? - Yeah, uh-huh. Dumbass. 302 00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:21,039 Then who the hell is Nickelback? 303 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,171 You're an idiot. 304 00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:24,825 Alright, chug! 305 00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:28,307 - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 306 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:30,309 Chug! 307 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,573 If you'll excuse me, 308 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,705 I'm gonna go and piss out my last good brain cells. 309 00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,229 - Oh God. - Yeah, man. 310 00:14:39,884 --> 00:14:41,755 Didn't he used to be like the smartest guy in school? 311 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,713 Yeah, no one's smarter. 312 00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:45,759 - Fucking drugs! - Fucking drugs! 313 00:14:47,239 --> 00:14:49,154 Oh, hey. 314 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,546 You look good. 315 00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:55,943 Oh, Uncle Grant's stash box. 316 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,031 What? 317 00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:03,429 Nope. 318 00:15:03,429 --> 00:15:04,821 The fuck no. 319 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:10,436 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] 320 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:16,007 Pit stop! 321 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:18,618 Alright! 322 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,360 Alright, kids, good time to stretch those legs. 323 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,752 - Yeah. - Get some fresh air. 324 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:23,840 Yeah. Use the bathroom. 325 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,972 - Yes. - Grab more munchies. 326 00:15:24,972 --> 00:15:26,104 Heck yeah. - Yeah. 327 00:15:26,104 --> 00:15:28,280 Post annoying pictures on social media. 328 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,370 And enjoy civilization. 329 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:33,067 Who knows when we'll see it again. 330 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:34,242 Alright, let's go! 331 00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:35,461 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 332 00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:37,028 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 333 00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:38,768 Chop-chop! 334 00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:41,336 - Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 335 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,687 You wanna go unwrap that birthday present? 336 00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:47,516 Yeah, I'd love to do that. 337 00:15:47,516 --> 00:15:48,996 Whoo! 338 00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:52,173 Whoo! 339 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,612 ♪ Where'd you go? 340 00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:58,310 ♪ Ooh 341 00:15:58,310 --> 00:16:00,747 Oh, okay. 342 00:16:00,747 --> 00:16:02,096 Bom chicka-- 343 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,403 No, no. 344 00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:05,752 Rude much? 345 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,669 I hope he blows all her birthday candles. 346 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,062 Por favor, a dude's a dude. 347 00:16:11,062 --> 00:16:12,759 Let's hope he finds her candles before they melt. 348 00:16:14,369 --> 00:16:16,458 Hey yo, yo, yo, mama, huh. 349 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,374 Happy to pump gas in your ass. 350 00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:21,724 Happy to kick your tiny dick! 351 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,250 What the fuck did she just say? 352 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,816 She said... 353 00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:33,040 Hey ladies, you have a great day. 354 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,042 Oh, thank you. Now that's a gentleman. 355 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,087 Maybe they sell them inside. 356 00:16:40,047 --> 00:16:42,832 $37 is what it takes for me to fill up my little Honda, 357 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:44,878 which you know, I'm assuming give and take 358 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,836 is the same as the Beast, right? 359 00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:48,795 Yeah, we could buy a little Honda 360 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:50,318 for what it takes to fill this thing up. 361 00:16:53,365 --> 00:16:56,107 And then there's uh, that. 362 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:59,284 Yeah, uh, the shock absorber test. 363 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,589 Yeah, classy. 364 00:17:00,589 --> 00:17:01,764 Yeah. 365 00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:05,638 I'm heading to get some stuff. 366 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:07,335 Do you want anything? 367 00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,816 Um, I'm good. 368 00:17:09,816 --> 00:17:11,165 Are you sure? 369 00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:13,385 Because I'm gonna come back out loaded down 370 00:17:13,385 --> 00:17:18,651 with Trimino, Funyuns, Teddy Grahams, Red Vines, 371 00:17:18,651 --> 00:17:22,481 Nutter Butters, Fritos, and Cheetos. 372 00:17:22,481 --> 00:17:23,569 Come on. 373 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:24,570 Yeah, that sounds-- 374 00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:25,788 I'll have some of yours. 375 00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:29,227 Okay. 376 00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,581 We don't want any trouble. 377 00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:36,756 We're just gonna get in our car and go. 378 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,497 Then get in your douche mobile and go. 379 00:17:38,497 --> 00:17:40,977 Your pretty lady friend can hop her sweet ass in my love truck. 380 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,501 Hey, assholes. That's not necessary. 381 00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:43,719 Leave 'em alone. 382 00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:46,244 Oh, look who came back for some more. 383 00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:48,550 Don't you guys have a cross to burn 384 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,030 or a book to ban somewhere? 385 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:52,946 Oh, today's your lucky day, Senorita Suck-My-Dicka. 386 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,643 - What? - Oh. 387 00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:56,993 Yeah, I normally like to eat a tamale, not fuck one. 388 00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,432 But in your case, mm, I'm gonna make a hard exception. 389 00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:04,784 Listen here, you inbred racist 390 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,960 The only thing you're gonna be fucking tonight 391 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,701 is that dumbass buddy of yours. 392 00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:15,708 So much for being a gentleman! 393 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,797 Party's just getting started. 394 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:18,754 Fuck off! 395 00:18:18,754 --> 00:18:20,408 Get her. 396 00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:22,758 Get the hell off of me. 397 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:26,153 Oh, horny little slut needs a real man. 398 00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:28,112 Hey, let go of my girlfriend before I-- 399 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,332 Yo, shithead. 400 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:32,159 Jason! 401 00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:35,162 Careful! 402 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,210 No, Jason! 403 00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:41,777 Oh my God. 404 00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:42,778 Oh! 405 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,998 Oh God! 406 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,261 What the fuck? Guys, come on. 407 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,393 What the fuck? 408 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,970 That was total Hulk smash things, 409 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:03,103 next level badassery. 410 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,584 I would love to shadow you, be your intern. 411 00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:07,107 What the hell's going on, man? 412 00:19:07,107 --> 00:19:08,500 Pure insanity. 413 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,502 There were these racist assholes screwing with us. 414 00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:12,243 Jason just stepped in and went bam like-- 415 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:13,896 - Beat the shit out of 'em. - Yeah! 416 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,202 Well, technically we both did. 417 00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:16,986 No, amor, you were so brave out there. 418 00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:18,945 Oh my gosh, props to Jason and his mad skills. 419 00:19:18,945 --> 00:19:20,555 They're lucky he didn't kill them. 420 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:21,904 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 421 00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:24,907 Okay, no one's gonna die on my birthday, okay? 422 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,735 That would be a huge bummer. Agreed? 423 00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:27,736 - Agreed. - Agreed. 424 00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,738 No one dies, I promise. 425 00:19:29,738 --> 00:19:30,696 Jason! 426 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,743 Looks like I should have killed 'em after all. 427 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,485 They're getting closer! 428 00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:40,401 I'm surely not high enough for today's activities. 429 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,013 You gotta go faster, Jason! 430 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,928 I'm driving a fucking house. I'm going as fast as I can. 431 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:57,375 Everybody hold on to something. 432 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,593 - Oh! - Oh my God! 433 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,249 Come on, motherfucker. 434 00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:03,207 Come on! 435 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:08,734 Gun! 436 00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:33,498 That was some crazy straight up white people bullshit! 437 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,282 Oh my God! Oh my God. 438 00:20:35,282 --> 00:20:37,197 Oh my God. 439 00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:38,764 Hey, nice driving, dude. 440 00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:40,287 Yeah, saving our lives. 441 00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:42,550 Boss move to becoming lifelong besties. 442 00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:43,595 Yeah. 443 00:20:47,338 --> 00:20:49,949 Thank you for your service. 444 00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:58,262 Oh shit, shit, no, no. 445 00:20:58,262 --> 00:20:59,306 Fuck, fuck. 446 00:20:59,306 --> 00:21:02,701 Shit, shit, no. 447 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:04,355 Fuck, fuck, shit. 448 00:21:04,355 --> 00:21:05,443 No, no, no, no. 449 00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:08,707 Fuck me! 450 00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:10,012 Bumper's jacked. 451 00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,318 Uncle's gonna make my face jacked. 452 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:13,451 Not to be Captain Obvious, 453 00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:15,540 but uh, this whole thing's a piece of shit. 454 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,672 Hey, shut it. 455 00:21:17,672 --> 00:21:20,327 Hey, baby, it's okay. It's not your fault, alright? 456 00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:22,111 Fucking... 457 00:21:22,111 --> 00:21:23,504 Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 458 00:21:23,504 --> 00:21:25,245 What? What? No. 459 00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:27,421 Carrie, please, please. Who are-- who are you calling? 460 00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,727 The cops! 461 00:21:28,727 --> 00:21:30,032 We have to report this. 462 00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:31,860 These guys just tried to kill us. 463 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,340 No, no, no, no, no, no. 464 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:35,211 We'd have to wait here for them to arrive. 465 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,604 I'm sorry, I might be mistaken, 466 00:21:36,604 --> 00:21:38,476 but I'm pretty sure we have more drugs on board 467 00:21:38,476 --> 00:21:39,651 than a Colombian cartel. 468 00:21:39,651 --> 00:21:40,956 Mostly just inside of moi. 469 00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:42,523 Besides, you wanna risk Jason getting arrested 470 00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:44,220 for kicking the living shit out of both of them. 471 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,570 Of course not, but-- 472 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:46,875 Highway Patrol, 473 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,486 what is your location and emergency? 474 00:21:48,486 --> 00:21:51,271 Look, Carrie, what happened sucked. 475 00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:52,272 It did. 476 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:54,492 But it's over, right? 477 00:21:54,492 --> 00:21:57,843 So can we please just go to the festival like we planned? 478 00:21:57,843 --> 00:21:59,497 Please? 479 00:21:59,497 --> 00:22:01,542 Hello? Do you need assistance? 480 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:04,110 Carre, it's my birthday. 481 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,373 I just want to have fun. 482 00:22:06,373 --> 00:22:07,679 Hello? 483 00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:09,202 Please? 484 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,900 - Okay. - Thank you. 485 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,946 Okay. I love you. 486 00:22:13,946 --> 00:22:15,382 Yeah, I love you, too. 487 00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:18,472 Okay, bad things happen to good people, 488 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:19,865 blah, blah, blah, 489 00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:22,824 but we shouldn't let it ruin our weekend. 490 00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:24,478 Michael, I'll give you my credit card 491 00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:26,872 and you can have the Beast fixed before your uncle sees anything. 492 00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:28,308 Good as new. 493 00:22:28,308 --> 00:22:30,484 Seriously? 494 00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:31,616 That would be amazing. 495 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,095 Oh, we're family. 496 00:22:33,095 --> 00:22:34,532 We're in this together. 497 00:22:34,532 --> 00:22:35,968 So sweet of you, thanks. 498 00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:37,361 Okay. 499 00:22:37,361 --> 00:22:38,971 We have been standing on the side 500 00:22:38,971 --> 00:22:42,975 of a dirty, muddy road for too long. 501 00:22:42,975 --> 00:22:45,717 Let's get our asses to Blue Light! 502 00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:48,154 - Okay, baby, baby, sure? - What? 503 00:22:48,154 --> 00:22:49,373 Sure. 504 00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:50,591 But first we need to figure out the whole 505 00:22:50,591 --> 00:22:51,766 get-our-asses-there part. 506 00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:53,115 Easy-peasy. 507 00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:54,943 We just go back to the truck stop, start over. 508 00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:56,554 Problem solved, let's go! 509 00:22:56,554 --> 00:22:58,251 No, we shouldn't waste time backtracking. 510 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,340 Yeah, no, look, he's right. 511 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:01,950 We're already behind on schedule, 512 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:04,039 so we need to find the best route forward from right here. 513 00:23:04,039 --> 00:23:05,824 Oh yeah, I think I got something, guys. 514 00:23:05,824 --> 00:23:07,434 Gaby! 515 00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:09,436 Alright, it's kind of sketch, but it looks like this route 516 00:23:09,436 --> 00:23:12,308 will get us to Blue Light two hours later than planned. 517 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,701 That's fine. - Sold! Everybody, 518 00:23:13,701 --> 00:23:14,963 - back to the beast! - Yeah, that's sick. 519 00:23:14,963 --> 00:23:16,095 So it's looking good. Yes, okay! 520 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,270 Blue Light, Blue Light, Blue Light. 521 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,098 Let's go, let's go. Party, party, party! 522 00:23:25,539 --> 00:23:31,023 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 523 00:23:31,023 --> 00:23:33,155 We're going to Blue Light. 524 00:23:33,155 --> 00:23:35,897 Blue Light, Blue Light. 525 00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:37,856 We're going to Blue Light. 526 00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:40,119 Blue Light. 527 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,860 Eh, check it out now. 528 00:24:04,404 --> 00:24:07,189 Pretty kick-ass driving back there. 529 00:24:07,189 --> 00:24:08,539 Is that military training? 530 00:24:09,844 --> 00:24:13,021 No, I actually used to steal a lot of cars. 531 00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:14,109 So you know, you don't want to get caught, 532 00:24:14,109 --> 00:24:16,460 you got to be a kick-ass driver. 533 00:24:17,939 --> 00:24:20,464 Oh. 534 00:24:20,464 --> 00:24:22,161 I've never met anyone who's stolen a car before. 535 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,859 That's um, that's cool. 536 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,819 You still haven't. I'm-- 537 00:24:27,819 --> 00:24:29,734 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking with you. 538 00:24:29,734 --> 00:24:31,562 I didn't-- 539 00:24:31,562 --> 00:24:33,781 - Stupid. - Okay. 540 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:39,483 When you're stationed in Afghanistan, 541 00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:44,357 you realize pretty quickly that the key to staying alive 542 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,664 is being a defensive driver. 543 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:49,884 It's better than bullets. 544 00:24:54,149 --> 00:24:55,803 Shit, I lost the signal again. 545 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,938 - Anyone got a signal? - I got a signal. 546 00:24:59,938 --> 00:25:01,200 It says to go straight. 547 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,289 No, take a right maybe. 548 00:25:03,289 --> 00:25:04,986 Gaby, no maybes. 549 00:25:04,986 --> 00:25:06,553 Fuck, I lost signal, 550 00:25:06,553 --> 00:25:08,686 but I'm pretty sure it said take the road on the right. 551 00:25:11,123 --> 00:25:13,038 Babe, fuck it, just take the righty-tighty road, okay? 552 00:25:13,038 --> 00:25:14,169 Yeah. 553 00:25:14,169 --> 00:25:15,388 If you can't trust a future Olympian, 554 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,781 who the hell are you gonna trust? 555 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:17,782 - Right. - Yeah, right? 556 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:18,957 Yeah. 557 00:25:48,943 --> 00:25:51,598 Alright, got one. 558 00:25:51,598 --> 00:25:55,341 1988, but it's the entire United States, 559 00:25:55,341 --> 00:25:57,386 so the basic highways should still be the same. 560 00:25:57,386 --> 00:26:00,346 You figure out where we are and I will blow you myself. 561 00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:03,784 Look at my man, taking one for the team. 562 00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:05,090 That's hot, baby. 563 00:26:07,614 --> 00:26:10,356 Whoohoohoohoo! 564 00:26:10,356 --> 00:26:13,577 Just a heads up, you do not wanna go in there. 565 00:26:13,577 --> 00:26:15,709 Something died inside of me and fell out. 566 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,537 Shit is nasty. 567 00:26:18,973 --> 00:26:21,019 Jesus, are you well? 568 00:26:21,019 --> 00:26:22,368 Open all the fucking windows. 569 00:26:22,368 --> 00:26:23,630 Now! No, leave it. 570 00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:27,286 Oh my God, oh my God. 571 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,331 It's like toxic, ugh. 572 00:26:29,331 --> 00:26:31,290 What? 573 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,640 Why would someone just leave a nice car like that? 574 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,251 Out here in the middle of nowhere? 575 00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:38,297 Maybe they ran out of gas. 576 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,951 What did they do, just walk? 577 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,170 We've been driving for miles, we haven't seen anybody. 578 00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:44,651 Okay, maybe they got a ride. 579 00:26:44,651 --> 00:26:46,914 I don't know, maybe they stole the car and ditched it. 580 00:26:46,914 --> 00:26:50,396 Maybe they got kidnapped, who knows, who cares? 581 00:26:50,396 --> 00:26:51,615 God, you think of the stupidest shit 582 00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:52,920 for a smart girl sometimes. 583 00:26:54,922 --> 00:26:57,664 ♪ Sitting here on this rainy day ♪ 584 00:26:57,664 --> 00:27:01,973 ♪ Looking out the window as we drive away ♪ 585 00:27:01,973 --> 00:27:05,280 ♪ Nothing ever goes my way 586 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,675 ♪ When people ask if I'm okay 587 00:27:08,675 --> 00:27:13,506 ♪ I don't even know where to begin ♪ 588 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:15,639 ♪ To answer your questions 589 00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:19,991 ♪ Feels like I am swimming, ♪ 590 00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:26,258 ♪ Working my way to the surface ♪ 591 00:27:26,258 --> 00:27:29,783 ♪ Surprised my lungs haven't burst yet ♪ 592 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:32,438 ♪ I feel the current pulling me ♪ 593 00:27:32,438 --> 00:27:35,615 ♪ Pulling me, pulling me down 594 00:27:35,615 --> 00:27:37,486 Boom goes the dynamite. 595 00:27:37,486 --> 00:27:39,445 Quick stop to check for directions. 596 00:27:39,445 --> 00:27:42,709 Next stop, Blue Light, final stop, party! 597 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:46,539 I got this, bro. 598 00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,280 I'll go in. You've been driving. 599 00:27:52,197 --> 00:27:53,415 It's okay, bro. 600 00:27:53,415 --> 00:27:56,375 You just lay right there and do nothing. 601 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,419 Why did you invite him again? 602 00:27:57,419 --> 00:27:59,595 'Cause he's our friend, Michael. 603 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,773 Plus, he brought the best birthday present. 604 00:28:04,296 --> 00:28:05,863 You even know what that does? 605 00:28:05,863 --> 00:28:11,651 It's either an upper, downer, makes me fly or invisible. 606 00:28:11,651 --> 00:28:14,175 But half the fun is not knowing. 607 00:28:14,175 --> 00:28:15,220 I know that's right. 608 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,526 Here, I'll get him to bed. 609 00:28:17,526 --> 00:28:18,614 Okay. 610 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:19,964 I'll go with you, Michael. 611 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,226 Cool. 612 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:29,974 Does this ever feel like the longest road trip ever? 613 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,846 Wait until we're hungover driving back post Blue Light. 614 00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:34,674 Shut up. 615 00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:38,896 Don't say that out loud, Michael. 616 00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:46,860 ♪ Just a mark on a stone where a young man was slain ♪ 617 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,122 I've seen this movie. 618 00:28:50,777 --> 00:28:53,824 Hi. 619 00:28:53,824 --> 00:28:56,348 Um, I'm sure that you've heard this before, 620 00:28:56,348 --> 00:28:59,743 but we might be kind of lost. 621 00:29:01,527 --> 00:29:03,007 We'd really appreciate your help. 622 00:29:05,052 --> 00:29:07,620 Uh, we're headed to the Blue Light Music Festival 623 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,361 for my girlfriend's birthday. 624 00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:12,451 It's supposed to be pretty cool. A lot of awesome bands. 625 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:15,541 Turn around and go back down the highway. 626 00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:18,805 Cell service is for shit, so Google Maps is worthless. 627 00:29:18,805 --> 00:29:21,112 But if I'm reading this map correctly, 628 00:29:21,112 --> 00:29:23,592 it looks like this road cuts directly through here, 629 00:29:23,592 --> 00:29:25,769 which would save us a bunch of time from backtracking. 630 00:29:27,988 --> 00:29:32,819 Also, uh, we'd love to get a pretty big dinner order to go. 631 00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,429 We have an RV full of hungry college students. 632 00:29:34,429 --> 00:29:35,648 We're closed. 633 00:29:40,261 --> 00:29:41,523 Looks pretty open to me. 634 00:29:43,787 --> 00:29:45,789 We just need a little bit of help, dude. 635 00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:54,319 I said we're closed. 636 00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:55,450 I also said for you to turn around 637 00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,104 and go back down the highway. 638 00:29:57,104 --> 00:29:58,627 So help? 639 00:29:58,627 --> 00:30:00,804 It's been given, dude. 640 00:30:03,850 --> 00:30:05,504 Excuse me? 641 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,723 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 642 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:08,942 Would anyone happen to know 643 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:10,901 where the road out front eventually goes? 644 00:30:19,997 --> 00:30:20,998 Really? 645 00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:23,870 No one here speaks English? 646 00:30:26,786 --> 00:30:30,877 Well, Mr. Smith & Wesson do. 647 00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:33,880 And they we said we're closed. 648 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:38,624 Okay, come on, Michael. 649 00:30:38,624 --> 00:30:40,669 Thank you, sir, for your help. We're gonna be going. 650 00:30:54,901 --> 00:30:57,599 - Hey, is everything okay? - Goddamn rednecks. 651 00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:02,822 Dude, oh my God. 652 00:31:02,822 --> 00:31:03,997 Hey. 653 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:05,216 We asked the bartender for directions, 654 00:31:05,216 --> 00:31:06,870 and he pulled a gun on us, 655 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:09,220 and told us to turn around and get back to the highway. 656 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,569 - What? - Yeah. 657 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:11,613 Not leaving them a good Yelp review. 658 00:31:11,613 --> 00:31:12,876 Fuck him! 659 00:31:12,876 --> 00:31:14,486 I should have kicked his country fried-ass! 660 00:31:14,486 --> 00:31:16,880 Hey, baby, hey. 661 00:31:17,445 --> 00:31:19,839 I'm so sorry that happened. 662 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,537 That is so fucked up. 663 00:31:23,495 --> 00:31:25,105 Let's get out of here, okay? 664 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:27,803 Maps don't lie. 665 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,283 People do. 666 00:31:29,283 --> 00:31:31,198 Now, this map shows the road going directly through, 667 00:31:31,198 --> 00:31:34,027 and when we had cell service, it showed the exact same. 668 00:31:34,027 --> 00:31:36,508 There's nothing left to talk about. 669 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,097 Alright, couple of hours on here, 670 00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:01,402 and then we should hit the interstate. 671 00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:03,056 It's a straight shot from there. 672 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:04,405 King of the road, brother. 673 00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,930 Yo, Chris, you still alive back there? 674 00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:08,888 Deadbeat's still in stoner slumber. 675 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:10,803 Knowing him, he'll wake up just as we get to Blue Light, 676 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:12,413 little shit. 677 00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:15,721 Speaking of, was it, you know-- 678 00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:17,853 - Little? - Yeah. 679 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,334 I don't have a lot to compare it to. 680 00:32:20,334 --> 00:32:22,336 Oh my God, no, it's huge. 681 00:32:22,336 --> 00:32:23,337 Like an anaconda. 682 00:32:23,337 --> 00:32:24,469 Does hurt a bit. 683 00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:25,600 Hey, how the hell do you know that? 684 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,689 Oh, please, before we became a thing, 685 00:32:27,689 --> 00:32:28,995 I played truth or dare with the whole school 686 00:32:28,995 --> 00:32:30,431 to see everybody's things. 687 00:32:30,431 --> 00:32:31,563 Oh my God, she did. 688 00:32:31,563 --> 00:32:32,956 That's some bullshit. Yeah. 689 00:32:32,956 --> 00:32:35,001 - Okay, birthday girl. - Oh yeah. 690 00:32:35,001 --> 00:32:37,525 - Fuck, marry, kill. - Ooh, okay. 691 00:32:37,525 --> 00:32:39,614 Michael, Jason or Chris? 692 00:32:39,614 --> 00:32:42,661 Oh man, this is a really hard one. 693 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:46,143 Um, I'll probably fuck Chris 694 00:32:46,143 --> 00:32:47,971 because of the whole, you know, it being huge thing. 695 00:32:47,971 --> 00:32:49,581 - Oh, there's that. - Watch it there. 696 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:51,104 Oh, um, and then I'll definitely marry Michael. 697 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:52,758 Aw. That's sweet, that's a good answer. 698 00:32:52,758 --> 00:32:54,803 Yeah, you better put a ring on it. 699 00:32:54,803 --> 00:32:58,590 And then, Jason, I'm sorry, I just simply don't know you, 700 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:00,548 so I'm gonna have to kill you. 701 00:33:00,548 --> 00:33:02,072 Logical. 702 00:33:02,072 --> 00:33:04,291 Okay, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 703 00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,684 I don't want to play anymore. 704 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,772 You should be nervous. 705 00:33:06,772 --> 00:33:09,296 Uh, fuck, marry, kill. 706 00:33:09,296 --> 00:33:10,689 Okay, oh my God. 707 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,561 - Gabster. - Yeah! 708 00:33:13,561 --> 00:33:14,867 Sarah. 709 00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:17,217 Okay. 710 00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:18,653 - And me. - Ooh. 711 00:33:18,653 --> 00:33:21,091 Yeah, and you guys gotta act 'em all out. 712 00:33:21,091 --> 00:33:22,309 Oh, fuck off! 713 00:33:22,309 --> 00:33:24,398 In your dreams, frat boy! 714 00:33:24,398 --> 00:33:25,530 Keep your eyes on the road, okay? 715 00:33:25,530 --> 00:33:27,140 - Yeah. - There's precious cargo here. 716 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,663 Yeah! - You got a fucking cargo. 717 00:33:28,663 --> 00:33:29,838 Yeah. 718 00:33:29,838 --> 00:33:31,884 Um, well, obviously, right off the bat, 719 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:34,452 - I would fuck Gaby. - Hell yeah! 720 00:33:34,452 --> 00:33:35,801 Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey! 721 00:33:35,801 --> 00:33:38,499 - Go, go, go! - Oh my God! 722 00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:41,241 You're gonna fall, bitch. 723 00:33:41,676 --> 00:33:42,851 You know, 'cause she seems like-- 724 00:33:42,851 --> 00:33:44,679 Because I'm the only one here 725 00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:47,160 who can make ladies achieve lift-off. 726 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,988 - She's not wrong! - The only one. 727 00:33:48,988 --> 00:33:50,207 Yeah! - Man, whatever, whatever. 728 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,211 As for the rest of you uh... 729 00:33:54,211 --> 00:33:56,517 Marry Olivia, kill me. 730 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,650 Right? 731 00:33:58,650 --> 00:34:00,695 Okay, hold on. 732 00:34:00,695 --> 00:34:02,088 There are a lot of variables to consider 733 00:34:02,088 --> 00:34:03,176 between the two of you. 734 00:34:06,092 --> 00:34:07,789 - Michael? - Everyone okay? 735 00:34:07,789 --> 00:34:08,747 The brain dead could sleep through 736 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,096 a goddamn hurricane back there. 737 00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:11,402 What the fuck? Did you hit a deer or something? 738 00:34:11,402 --> 00:34:12,881 I don't-- don't know. I didn't see anything. 739 00:34:12,881 --> 00:34:14,187 What the fuck was that? 740 00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:15,232 What do you mean, well, there was something. 741 00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,581 I didn't-- I didn't see anything! 742 00:34:16,581 --> 00:34:19,845 Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down, chill out. 743 00:34:19,845 --> 00:34:21,847 Take a breath, okay? 744 00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:23,240 Jesus Christ. 745 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,677 Hey, hey, baby, it's really dark out there, okay? 746 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:27,331 No one's blaming you. 747 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:29,768 If we hit something, we have to check it out. 748 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,074 It could be injured. 749 00:34:31,074 --> 00:34:32,684 Or it could be a branch. She's right. 750 00:34:32,684 --> 00:34:35,208 Besides, if we did hit an animal and it's still alive back there, 751 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,209 you do not want to be waltzing back there 752 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:37,515 to check on it. 753 00:34:37,515 --> 00:34:38,907 A wounded animal is the most unpredictable thing. 754 00:34:38,907 --> 00:34:41,127 Well, what if it wasn't an animal or a branch? 755 00:34:42,259 --> 00:34:43,651 - What if it was a person? - Oh, Carrie! 756 00:34:43,651 --> 00:34:44,739 Who the hell is wandering around here 757 00:34:44,739 --> 00:34:45,871 in the middle of the night? 758 00:34:45,871 --> 00:34:47,264 We saw that abandoned car back there. 759 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:50,354 That abandoned car was forever ago! 760 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:51,529 Stop talking crazy! 761 00:34:51,529 --> 00:34:53,661 I'm not talking crazy, okay? 762 00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:55,054 We don't know what we ran over. 763 00:34:55,054 --> 00:34:56,664 I think all the options are still on the table. 764 00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:57,926 Look, fuck this. 765 00:34:57,926 --> 00:34:59,624 I'm not waiting around to find out what we hit 766 00:34:59,624 --> 00:35:00,625 or didn't. 767 00:35:05,325 --> 00:35:07,153 Come on. Come on! 768 00:35:07,153 --> 00:35:08,850 Shit! Goddammit! 769 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:10,765 This can't be happening. 770 00:35:10,765 --> 00:35:12,767 My uncle's gonna freak the fucking shit out 771 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,029 and then my dad's gonna triple it. 772 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,119 Hey, hey, it's okay. 773 00:35:17,207 --> 00:35:18,512 How about you let me talk to them? 774 00:35:18,512 --> 00:35:19,905 Your uncle loves me. 775 00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:21,211 He will understand. It's my birthday. 776 00:35:21,211 --> 00:35:25,302 Baby, he doesn't know I took his RV. 777 00:35:25,302 --> 00:35:26,825 No one does. 778 00:35:29,088 --> 00:35:30,089 What? 779 00:35:31,569 --> 00:35:32,657 Michael, you specifically told me that you talked-- 780 00:35:32,657 --> 00:35:34,006 I know-- I know what I told you. 781 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:35,573 Baby, I know what I-- I know what I told you. 782 00:35:35,573 --> 00:35:37,183 But that doesn't mean it was true. 783 00:35:37,183 --> 00:35:39,794 We needed to find a way to get to Blue Light for the weekend. 784 00:35:39,794 --> 00:35:41,144 - Fuck this. - He was out of town on business. 785 00:35:41,144 --> 00:35:42,536 Michael! 786 00:35:42,536 --> 00:35:44,799 So I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. 787 00:35:44,799 --> 00:35:46,932 Okay, relax. Shit happens. 788 00:35:46,932 --> 00:35:48,803 Every single one of you in here has lied to your family 789 00:35:48,803 --> 00:35:50,544 about something big before. 790 00:35:50,544 --> 00:35:51,719 That's life. 791 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,765 I still have daddy's black Amex. 792 00:35:53,765 --> 00:35:54,853 It won't matter the cost. 793 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,376 We'll fix it. 794 00:35:56,376 --> 00:35:58,770 The credit card is nice, but it literally doesn't matter 795 00:35:58,770 --> 00:36:01,294 if we can't reach anyone to send a tow truck 796 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:02,426 to wherever we are. 797 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,384 I don't have a signal. 798 00:36:04,384 --> 00:36:06,081 Does anyone have signal? Like can you check? 799 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,300 No, I don't. - No. 800 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,911 - Fucking great, great. - No. 801 00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:13,437 Okay, so what-- what are we supposed to do? 802 00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:14,655 We see what we need to do to get this thing 803 00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:15,613 fucking running again. 804 00:36:15,613 --> 00:36:16,788 Okay. 805 00:36:16,788 --> 00:36:17,789 Right? Okay. 806 00:36:17,789 --> 00:36:19,486 - He's right. - Let's go. 807 00:36:19,486 --> 00:36:20,705 - I'll go check it out, Jason. - What? 808 00:36:20,705 --> 00:36:22,272 - Whoa, whoa! - Hop in the driver's seat-- 809 00:36:22,272 --> 00:36:23,882 - Michael! - And I'm good. I'm good. 810 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,536 I'll let you know when to gun it. 811 00:36:26,537 --> 00:36:27,799 Got it. 812 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:31,281 Alright, cool. 813 00:36:33,283 --> 00:36:35,807 Will you just be careful, please? 814 00:36:35,807 --> 00:36:38,157 I survived Hell Week at my fraternity. 815 00:36:38,157 --> 00:36:41,204 I sure as hell can survive an empty road at night, baby. 816 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:45,382 Um, hey, maybe you can check on-- 817 00:36:45,382 --> 00:36:46,513 What I hit? 818 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,469 It's all good out here! 819 00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:37,085 Couldn't have been a deer or even a person. 820 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:39,218 Not a scratch. No sign of impact. 821 00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:44,876 It's weird as hell. 822 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,194 It's gotta be a branch. 823 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,327 There's a goddamn forest out here. 824 00:38:01,327 --> 00:38:03,111 You're welcome, non-doubters. 825 00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:05,810 Okay. 826 00:38:20,477 --> 00:38:22,914 Nothing's underneath. Start her up. 827 00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:51,377 What would you do in Afghanistan 828 00:38:51,377 --> 00:38:53,205 when you had vehicle trouble? 829 00:38:56,991 --> 00:38:58,515 Pray. 830 00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:02,910 Start it again. 831 00:39:06,827 --> 00:39:09,613 - Yes! - Yes! 832 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:10,875 Yes! 833 00:40:00,838 --> 00:40:02,666 Ah, Michael! 834 00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:03,884 Michael! 835 00:40:03,884 --> 00:40:05,843 Oh my God, Michael. 836 00:40:05,843 --> 00:40:07,148 - Where is Michael? - I don't know. 837 00:40:07,148 --> 00:40:08,454 He was coming back in a second ago. Michael! 838 00:40:08,454 --> 00:40:10,717 Olivia, what the hell are you looking at? 839 00:40:10,717 --> 00:40:12,240 Tell us what you saw. What happened to Michael? 840 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,503 Stop yelling at her, she's scared! 841 00:40:13,503 --> 00:40:16,244 I'm going out there. She's going into shock. 842 00:40:16,244 --> 00:40:17,594 Fuck! - We need to lay her down now. 843 00:40:17,594 --> 00:40:18,333 Okay, no, wait. Clear the couch. 844 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,509 Okay, okay. 845 00:40:19,509 --> 00:40:20,771 Grab that pillow. Put it under her head. 846 00:40:20,771 --> 00:40:22,468 Right here. And we need to elevate her feet. 847 00:40:22,468 --> 00:40:24,035 Give me that blanket, we have to keep her warm. 848 00:40:24,035 --> 00:40:24,992 It's okay. 849 00:40:31,259 --> 00:40:32,696 Alright. She should be fine. 850 00:40:32,696 --> 00:40:34,698 We just need to keep her wrapped up and watch her. 851 00:40:36,526 --> 00:40:37,788 Shh. 852 00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:42,357 Did you guys hear that? 853 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,751 - What? - What did you hear? 854 00:40:44,751 --> 00:40:46,318 I don't know. 855 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,233 I thought it was some kind of scream like from far away. 856 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:49,452 Maybe an animal. 857 00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:50,496 I didn't hear anything. Jason, did you? 858 00:40:50,496 --> 00:40:51,497 Shh. 859 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,509 Michael! 860 00:41:06,817 --> 00:41:08,775 Michael! 861 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,562 Michael! 862 00:41:14,607 --> 00:41:16,391 Michael! 863 00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:19,743 What the hell? 864 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:21,658 Michael! 865 00:41:21,658 --> 00:41:24,182 Fuck this. I'm going out. 866 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:25,662 No, wait, wait. We don't know what's out there. 867 00:41:25,662 --> 00:41:27,098 - You shouldn't-- - Michael's out there. 868 00:41:27,098 --> 00:41:28,534 We know that. 869 00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,276 Whoa, where did you get that? 870 00:41:31,276 --> 00:41:32,669 Ammo box by my seat. 871 00:41:32,669 --> 00:41:34,148 You just reached in and happened to find a gun? 872 00:41:34,148 --> 00:41:35,410 No, I planted it there 873 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,847 when I was still plotting to murder you all. 874 00:41:36,847 --> 00:41:38,544 Jesus Christ, I found it when I was looking for maps. 875 00:41:38,544 --> 00:41:39,632 Give me a break. 876 00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:42,287 Michael! 877 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,595 Any more questions? Or can I go find our friend? 878 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:16,974 What's he doing? 879 00:42:16,974 --> 00:42:18,497 Scoping it out. 880 00:42:21,761 --> 00:42:24,895 Hey, I didn't mean to lose my shit on Olivia. 881 00:42:24,895 --> 00:42:26,505 How is she? 882 00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:28,855 It's okay. She's resting. 883 00:42:28,855 --> 00:42:30,074 Can someone go check on Chris? 884 00:42:30,074 --> 00:42:31,118 I'm on it. 885 00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:35,122 Chris. 886 00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:36,863 Chris, you have to wake up. 887 00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:38,952 Chris, wake up! 888 00:42:38,952 --> 00:42:41,172 Wake up, damn it! 889 00:42:41,172 --> 00:42:42,739 This is insane. 890 00:42:42,739 --> 00:42:43,870 Jason? 891 00:42:45,306 --> 00:42:46,830 - Where is he? - I don't know. 892 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,179 He was standing right there in front of the windshield. 893 00:42:48,179 --> 00:42:49,876 When I looked back for a second, he wasn't there. 894 00:42:49,876 --> 00:42:50,964 Jason! 895 00:42:54,925 --> 00:42:57,536 Oh my God! 896 00:42:57,536 --> 00:42:58,755 Hi. 897 00:43:42,712 --> 00:43:45,366 I think I see something down there. 898 00:43:47,064 --> 00:43:48,195 Be careful. 899 00:44:15,658 --> 00:44:19,052 We officially qualify as a shit show on wheels. 900 00:44:19,052 --> 00:44:21,794 Not how Olivia imagined her birthday weekend would go. 901 00:44:44,991 --> 00:44:47,037 Michael! 902 00:44:47,037 --> 00:44:48,212 Is that you? 903 00:44:48,212 --> 00:44:50,910 Michael! 904 00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,413 Michael? 905 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,719 Is that you? 906 00:45:17,894 --> 00:45:19,112 Come on, is that you? 907 00:45:29,688 --> 00:45:30,776 I've got a gun, asshole! 908 00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:32,822 And I'm not afraid to fucking use it! 909 00:45:37,522 --> 00:45:38,958 I'm not fucking around here! 910 00:45:41,395 --> 00:45:43,310 Come on! 911 00:46:00,937 --> 00:46:02,416 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 912 00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:03,461 Holy fuck. 913 00:46:09,336 --> 00:46:10,860 Jason. 914 00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:12,687 Get down! 915 00:46:14,820 --> 00:46:15,778 What the hell? 916 00:46:16,909 --> 00:46:18,955 - Who's Jason shooting at? - I don't know. 917 00:46:18,955 --> 00:46:21,740 How do we know that he's the one doing the shooting? 918 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,002 We have to do something. 919 00:46:23,002 --> 00:46:24,438 Yeah. 920 00:46:24,438 --> 00:46:25,788 Okay. 921 00:46:26,876 --> 00:46:28,181 Wait, Carrie, where are you going? 922 00:46:28,181 --> 00:46:29,792 What are doing? Carrie. Carrie. 923 00:46:29,792 --> 00:46:31,532 Something. 924 00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:33,056 You have a better idea? 925 00:47:04,043 --> 00:47:05,392 Run! 926 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,396 Fuck it. 927 00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:11,398 Lock the door! 928 00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:51,917 We need to get the hell out of here! 929 00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:54,137 Oh, yes! 930 00:47:55,007 --> 00:47:56,226 Shit! 931 00:47:56,226 --> 00:47:57,749 It's working, it's working, it's working! 932 00:47:57,749 --> 00:48:00,186 Fuck yeah, go, go, go, go, go! 933 00:48:00,186 --> 00:48:01,274 Go, go ,go! 934 00:48:01,274 --> 00:48:02,797 Yeah, yeah, go! Go, go, go! 935 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,669 Don't you dare get your foot off that pedal, Sarah, go! 936 00:48:04,669 --> 00:48:07,367 Oh, you can count on that, girl! 937 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,851 You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. 938 00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:16,333 - Just-- - Okay. 939 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,812 What do you think I'm doing? 940 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,555 Oh, what's going on, what's going on? Hey! Hey! Hey! 941 00:48:21,555 --> 00:48:22,948 No, Sarah stop reversing. 942 00:48:22,948 --> 00:48:24,863 I'm not! Something's pulling us! 943 00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:33,524 What the fuck is pulling us? 944 00:48:33,524 --> 00:48:34,960 There's nothing back here! 945 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,570 Well, then you explain what the fuck is happening? 946 00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:39,051 I don't know what's happening! Why the fuck? 947 00:48:42,315 --> 00:48:44,317 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 948 00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:46,145 This isn't possible. 949 00:48:47,103 --> 00:48:49,235 No, we're in the same exact spot that we were before. 950 00:48:49,235 --> 00:48:50,933 No, no, no, that can't be right. 951 00:48:50,933 --> 00:48:52,717 Fuck, apparently it can. 952 00:48:52,717 --> 00:48:54,719 Just try going forward again, Sarah, go! 953 00:48:57,026 --> 00:49:00,986 - It's dead. - Okay, try again. Try again! 954 00:49:00,986 --> 00:49:02,814 Try it again, Sarah, just pull it again! 955 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,511 Fucking try it again! 956 00:49:04,511 --> 00:49:06,644 Gaby! Stop it! 957 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,342 - She's trying, it's not-- - Oh, nice fucking tears! 958 00:49:09,342 --> 00:49:11,518 Stop it! It's not her fault, she's trying! 959 00:49:11,518 --> 00:49:13,999 - I don't wanna die! - You're not gonna die. 960 00:49:13,999 --> 00:49:17,002 We just need to stay calm and just-- just stay calm, okay? 961 00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:18,134 Oh, that's a fucking genius plan. 962 00:49:18,134 --> 00:49:19,439 You know what? How about dialing it back 963 00:49:19,439 --> 00:49:20,527 with the attitude a little bit? 964 00:49:20,527 --> 00:49:22,007 We're all in this together, Gaby. 965 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,662 I'm sorry. 966 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:26,838 Fuck! 967 00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:28,318 Sorry. 968 00:49:28,318 --> 00:49:30,450 It's okay, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 969 00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:32,539 I'm sorry, you're okay, you're fine. 970 00:49:32,539 --> 00:49:33,453 You're okay, you're fine. 971 00:49:37,631 --> 00:49:39,372 Guys. 972 00:49:39,372 --> 00:49:41,940 Guys, the windows. 973 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:43,028 Oh my God. 974 00:49:51,123 --> 00:49:53,169 I guess they must have closed when we were-- 975 00:49:53,169 --> 00:49:54,648 Dragged back? 976 00:49:56,433 --> 00:49:58,826 Yeah, something like that. 977 00:50:00,089 --> 00:50:01,351 I wish Michael and Jason were here. 978 00:50:01,351 --> 00:50:02,830 Shit. 979 00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:03,831 Jason's military background would be every-- 980 00:50:03,831 --> 00:50:06,704 Would do what, Sarah? 981 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,923 Jason had a gun and he knew how to use it 982 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:11,709 and that didn't help him. Whatever's out there is like-- 983 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:14,494 What if it's them? Hmm? 984 00:50:14,494 --> 00:50:15,756 What, who? 985 00:50:15,756 --> 00:50:17,193 Michael and Jason. 986 00:50:17,193 --> 00:50:18,672 Fucking with us, trying to scare us. 987 00:50:18,672 --> 00:50:20,065 Are you serious? 988 00:50:20,065 --> 00:50:22,894 Why not? - I-- I don't know. 989 00:50:22,894 --> 00:50:26,158 Maybe like a thousand reasons why not. 990 00:50:26,158 --> 00:50:28,073 First of which, Michael's girlfriend 991 00:50:28,073 --> 00:50:30,554 is currently catatonic on the couch. 992 00:50:30,554 --> 00:50:32,077 If they really wanted to punk us, 993 00:50:32,077 --> 00:50:35,211 that's one seriously messed-up birthday present for her. 994 00:50:40,346 --> 00:50:42,870 What if she's in on it? 995 00:50:42,870 --> 00:50:43,784 Olivia? 996 00:50:43,784 --> 00:50:44,959 Yeah. 997 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:46,439 Think about it. 998 00:50:46,439 --> 00:50:50,530 Who's the biggest drama queen and prankster we know? 999 00:50:50,530 --> 00:50:54,099 Loves creating Instagramable moments for the world to see. 1000 00:50:54,099 --> 00:50:56,623 This whole thing could be one big prank on us. 1001 00:50:56,623 --> 00:50:57,885 Oh my God. 1002 00:50:57,885 --> 00:50:59,844 No, no, no, Gaby's right. 1003 00:50:59,844 --> 00:51:01,846 I mean, think about it. What do we know? 1004 00:51:01,846 --> 00:51:03,978 Michael goes missing and the only person around 1005 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:07,199 to witness what happened was Olivia. 1006 00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:10,333 Then Michael's roommate magically finds a gun, 1007 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,725 goes looking for him. 1008 00:51:11,725 --> 00:51:14,728 We hear gunshots, but none of us see anything. 1009 00:51:14,728 --> 00:51:16,252 Except for Jason. 1010 00:51:16,252 --> 00:51:18,689 Come back in covered in what looks to be blood, 1011 00:51:18,689 --> 00:51:20,299 but you can buy buckets of that shit online. 1012 00:51:20,299 --> 00:51:22,562 No, we literally saw him get sucked into the void. 1013 00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:24,477 We don't know what we saw. 1014 00:51:26,262 --> 00:51:28,655 Okay, fine. 1015 00:51:28,655 --> 00:51:32,920 But why? Like to any of this? Why? 1016 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,531 Olivia was so excited to get to Blue Light 1017 00:51:34,531 --> 00:51:35,880 as early as we could. 1018 00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,232 What if we were never going to Blue Light? 1019 00:51:41,451 --> 00:51:45,498 Maybe this whole thing was just a way to get us in the RV 1020 00:51:45,498 --> 00:51:47,413 and on the road. 1021 00:51:47,413 --> 00:51:51,156 A road that we're now on thanks to a map that Jason found. 1022 00:51:51,156 --> 00:51:53,898 - Yeah. - Okay, but I was with Michael 1023 00:51:53,898 --> 00:51:55,726 when we showed the bartender that map. 1024 00:51:55,726 --> 00:51:57,858 Ah, but what did the bartender tell you? 1025 00:51:57,858 --> 00:51:59,208 To turn around. 1026 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:00,383 And did we? 1027 00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:04,169 No. 1028 00:52:04,169 --> 00:52:07,085 No, instead we followed Michael and Jason 1029 00:52:07,085 --> 00:52:10,306 down to whatever rabbit hole they had planned for us. 1030 00:52:10,306 --> 00:52:12,743 They could have come out here days ago. 1031 00:52:12,743 --> 00:52:14,092 - Rigged the whole shit. - Rigged? 1032 00:52:14,092 --> 00:52:16,225 It's probably a fucking dead end, no traffic. 1033 00:52:17,313 --> 00:52:19,141 Perfect spot for a prank. 1034 00:52:19,141 --> 00:52:20,620 Shit. 1035 00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:21,752 No, we gotta give them points. 1036 00:52:21,752 --> 00:52:23,101 They're good. 1037 00:52:23,101 --> 00:52:24,929 And Michael's whole sob story 1038 00:52:24,929 --> 00:52:26,148 about stealing this RV from his uncle. 1039 00:52:26,148 --> 00:52:28,585 - All fucking bullshit. - All bullshit. 1040 00:52:28,585 --> 00:52:31,457 And this would be so messed up if they really did that. 1041 00:52:31,457 --> 00:52:36,419 Or it would be the greatest birthday prank ever. 1042 00:52:36,419 --> 00:52:40,379 Let's say for the sake of argument that you're right. 1043 00:52:40,379 --> 00:52:43,382 Do you really think that Meryl Streep over there 1044 00:52:43,382 --> 00:52:45,732 could keep this act up the whole time? 1045 00:52:45,732 --> 00:52:47,386 Why fake it? 1046 00:52:47,386 --> 00:52:50,781 Dr. Feelgood back there has plenty of stuff 1047 00:52:50,781 --> 00:52:52,130 - in his joy bag. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1048 00:52:52,130 --> 00:52:53,610 We all watched her take that pill. 1049 00:52:53,610 --> 00:52:54,698 Oh, she did that. 1050 00:52:54,698 --> 00:52:56,003 She said she didn't know what it did, 1051 00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:58,484 but what if it was a sleeping pill, you guys? 1052 00:52:58,484 --> 00:53:00,138 Sure would help keep the illusion alive. 1053 00:53:00,138 --> 00:53:03,185 - She hasn't moved once. - You're fucking right. 1054 00:53:03,185 --> 00:53:05,056 Okay. 1055 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,971 Even if some of that makes sense-- 1056 00:53:06,971 --> 00:53:08,277 Mmhmm. 1057 00:53:08,277 --> 00:53:12,237 How can you explain this RV being pulled back 1058 00:53:12,237 --> 00:53:14,631 to the same exact spot that we were just in? 1059 00:53:14,631 --> 00:53:16,850 We just saw that. 1060 00:53:22,378 --> 00:53:23,596 Truck winch. 1061 00:53:24,989 --> 00:53:28,079 Michael's fucking truck. 1062 00:53:28,601 --> 00:53:30,168 Oh my God. 1063 00:53:30,168 --> 00:53:32,779 Michael and Jason come out here a few days ago, 1064 00:53:32,779 --> 00:53:34,346 leave the truck, 1065 00:53:34,346 --> 00:53:36,827 then when they go missing, get in the truck, get the winch, 1066 00:53:36,827 --> 00:53:39,264 hook it up, we try to leave, bam! 1067 00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:41,875 Hashtag jokes on us suckers. 1068 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:44,095 Oh my God. 1069 00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:45,096 She's good, she was fucking good. 1070 00:53:45,096 --> 00:53:47,533 No, no, no, no, no. 1071 00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:49,492 Gotta flip the narrative, Carre. 1072 00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:52,364 Best part of this prank will be Olivia's face. 1073 00:53:53,409 --> 00:53:57,064 When we bust her, she's gonna love it and hate us. 1074 00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:59,980 Then Michael and Jason get back on board 1075 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:01,112 and we can finally go to Blue Light. 1076 00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:03,854 It was that much. 1077 00:54:03,854 --> 00:54:06,248 So how do we prove that she's faking it? 1078 00:54:07,858 --> 00:54:11,992 What does a girl who can smoke endless amounts of weed hate? 1079 00:54:14,517 --> 00:54:15,822 She gags and vomits. 1080 00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:17,215 Just a whiff. 1081 00:54:17,215 --> 00:54:19,217 - Remember? - Cigarette smoke. 1082 00:54:19,217 --> 00:54:20,436 Bingo. - Yeah. 1083 00:54:20,436 --> 00:54:22,002 Yeah. 1084 00:54:22,002 --> 00:54:24,788 - But none of us smoke anymore. - Yeah. 1085 00:54:25,658 --> 00:54:27,530 What? I thought you said you quit smoking in high school. 1086 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,053 Ooh, shocker, I lied. 1087 00:54:31,316 --> 00:54:33,275 - Let's go viral, bitches. - Okay. 1088 00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:35,886 Okay. 1089 00:54:38,367 --> 00:54:39,803 How do I look? How do I look? 1090 00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:41,587 Give it a sec. 1091 00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:45,287 - Ew. - Look like a rat's nest. 1092 00:54:45,287 --> 00:54:46,549 Okay. 1093 00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:48,333 I was not ready, okay. 1094 00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,334 Okay, you good? 1095 00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:51,902 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Okay. 1096 00:54:51,902 --> 00:54:53,295 Go. 1097 00:54:53,295 --> 00:54:54,818 It's your girl Gabster here. 1098 00:54:54,818 --> 00:54:56,341 And Sarah C. 1099 00:54:56,341 --> 00:54:59,562 And we are in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1100 00:54:59,953 --> 00:55:02,347 And we're about to twist this bitch. 1101 00:55:02,347 --> 00:55:04,784 It's been a while since we've checked on Olivia. 1102 00:55:04,784 --> 00:55:06,569 I'm starting to get very worried. 1103 00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:10,486 She looked really, really sick. I know. 1104 00:55:10,486 --> 00:55:14,359 And it's so sad she can't celebrate her birthday. 1105 00:55:14,359 --> 00:55:15,578 Hmm. 1106 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:17,014 What should we do, Sarah? 1107 00:55:17,362 --> 00:55:22,411 We let her die and fuck Michael. 1108 00:55:30,114 --> 00:55:31,071 Busted bitch! 1109 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:35,989 Wait. She's not reacting. 1110 00:55:35,989 --> 00:55:37,251 And she's not that good of an actress. 1111 00:55:45,651 --> 00:55:47,610 What the fuck? 1112 00:55:52,484 --> 00:55:54,094 Oh my God! 1113 00:55:56,836 --> 00:56:00,971 Stop! 1114 00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:11,111 Help me get that seatbelt on her. 1115 00:56:11,111 --> 00:56:13,375 It'll be safer from whatever. 1116 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,985 Gaby, you want to help? 1117 00:56:14,985 --> 00:56:16,334 Gaby. 1118 00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:19,555 Chris, get up, you dumb worthless fuck! 1119 00:56:19,555 --> 00:56:20,643 Chris! 1120 00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:22,079 Get the fuck up! 1121 00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:24,255 Get up! Stop fucking around! 1122 00:56:25,169 --> 00:56:27,606 Chris? Chris, honey? Chris? 1123 00:56:27,606 --> 00:56:29,608 Guys? Guys! Something's wrong with Chris! 1124 00:56:29,608 --> 00:56:31,218 Come here now! 1125 00:56:31,218 --> 00:56:32,350 What did he take? I don't know. 1126 00:56:32,350 --> 00:56:34,308 - What didn't he take? - Jesus Christ. 1127 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:35,832 - Chris. - Hey honey, can you hear me? 1128 00:56:35,832 --> 00:56:37,573 Hey, Chris, can you hear me? 1129 00:56:37,573 --> 00:56:39,270 You guys help me put him on his side, okay? 1130 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:41,011 Okay. One... 1131 00:56:41,011 --> 00:56:42,099 - Two, three. - Two, three. 1132 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:43,492 Go! Go! Go! 1133 00:56:43,492 --> 00:56:45,581 Up, up, up. Okay, now it's okay. 1134 00:56:48,235 --> 00:56:50,629 - Molly, ecstasy, Adderall? - Jesus. 1135 00:56:50,629 --> 00:56:51,978 Chris, I swear to God, if you fucking die, 1136 00:56:51,978 --> 00:56:53,327 I'll fucking kill you! 1137 00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:54,328 Wake up! 1138 00:56:57,593 --> 00:56:59,986 Get it out. That's good. Get it out. 1139 00:56:59,986 --> 00:57:03,207 Okay, okay, okay. 1140 00:57:03,207 --> 00:57:04,948 Good job. Good job. Good job. 1141 00:57:04,948 --> 00:57:06,732 Okay, you're okay. 1142 00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:10,432 Hey, baby. 1143 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,696 I had the craziest dream. 1144 00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:15,741 Did you? Yeah? 1145 00:57:17,874 --> 00:57:19,179 And you were there. 1146 00:57:21,094 --> 00:57:24,489 And you. 1147 00:57:24,489 --> 00:57:26,752 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1148 00:57:26,752 --> 00:57:30,408 Michael and Jason weren't there. 1149 00:57:33,063 --> 00:57:34,151 They're dead. 1150 00:57:44,030 --> 00:57:46,468 How did he know that? 1151 00:57:46,468 --> 00:57:49,122 He had to have heard us talking. 1152 00:57:49,122 --> 00:57:51,081 Okay, but what are we gonna do now? 1153 00:57:51,081 --> 00:57:52,430 We don't have the luxury of passing out. 1154 00:57:52,430 --> 00:57:53,605 We can't just sit here on our asses, guys. 1155 00:57:53,605 --> 00:57:55,085 No, that's exactly what we should do. 1156 00:57:55,085 --> 00:57:57,957 We don't know what's out there. 1157 00:57:57,957 --> 00:58:01,091 We know all the dead animals are in here. 1158 00:58:01,091 --> 00:58:02,353 What if that's it? 1159 00:58:02,353 --> 00:58:04,050 What if it was an animal? 1160 00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,748 A bear? 1161 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:07,314 I don't know if a bear could pull us back, 1162 00:58:07,314 --> 00:58:09,273 but the rest of the shit it could have done. 1163 00:58:09,273 --> 00:58:10,970 It would have to be a pack of bears. 1164 00:58:10,970 --> 00:58:12,102 Okay. 1165 00:58:12,102 --> 00:58:14,713 Or a pack of pissed-off truckers. 1166 00:58:14,713 --> 00:58:16,106 No way. 1167 00:58:16,106 --> 00:58:17,934 We lost those asshats a long time ago. 1168 00:58:17,934 --> 00:58:19,979 What if we didn't? They're truckers. 1169 00:58:19,979 --> 00:58:22,025 They probably know every back road around this place. 1170 00:58:22,025 --> 00:58:23,505 They don't know our route. 1171 00:58:23,505 --> 00:58:24,984 Nobody does. Not even us. 1172 00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:26,551 Back at the Roadhouse. 1173 00:58:26,551 --> 00:58:28,379 We made it clear exactly where we were going 1174 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:31,730 - and which road we were taking. - Are you hearing yourself? 1175 00:58:31,730 --> 00:58:33,993 Captain KKK and his sidekick Little Adolf 1176 00:58:33,993 --> 00:58:35,734 were never at the Roadhouse. 1177 00:58:38,476 --> 00:58:40,434 I think that I might have seen their truck 1178 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:41,566 pulling into the parking lot as we were leaving. 1179 00:58:41,566 --> 00:58:42,698 What? 1180 00:58:42,698 --> 00:58:44,613 Carrie, why wouldn't you tell us this? 1181 00:58:44,613 --> 00:58:46,484 Oh my God. It happened so fast, and it was-- it was dark, 1182 00:58:46,484 --> 00:58:48,486 and I just saw their taillights as we were pulling out, 1183 00:58:48,486 --> 00:58:49,879 and I figured that if I said anything, 1184 00:58:49,879 --> 00:58:51,576 you guys would have just called me crazy again, so-- 1185 00:58:51,576 --> 00:58:53,099 Yes, and we would have been right to call you crazy. 1186 00:58:53,099 --> 00:58:54,753 Are you kidding me? 1187 00:58:54,753 --> 00:58:56,755 You have no idea what you saw other than some random lights 1188 00:58:56,755 --> 00:58:58,975 on a random truck at a random diner. 1189 00:58:58,975 --> 00:59:01,020 They could have tracked us down. 1190 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,935 That place could have been filled with people they knew. 1191 00:59:02,935 --> 00:59:04,023 Maybe they even called ahead 1192 00:59:04,023 --> 00:59:05,503 and told them to look out for us. 1193 00:59:05,503 --> 00:59:07,113 That would explain their creepy behavior towards us. 1194 00:59:07,113 --> 00:59:08,245 I'm not buying it. 1195 00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,421 It's as good an explanation as bears 1196 00:59:10,421 --> 00:59:12,466 or a non-existent prank? 1197 00:59:13,729 --> 00:59:15,557 Maybe it wasn't a prank. 1198 00:59:18,603 --> 00:59:20,997 Maybe it was Jason. Think about it. 1199 00:59:20,997 --> 00:59:23,608 We know, no shit about him except for he's sketchy as fuck. 1200 00:59:23,608 --> 00:59:24,914 We've seen his violent side 1201 00:59:24,914 --> 00:59:27,264 and he's the only one currently with a gun. 1202 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,570 Jason's a good guy. 1203 00:59:28,570 --> 00:59:30,093 Okay, well a lot of good guys come back 1204 00:59:30,093 --> 00:59:32,574 from war with PTSD, Carrie. 1205 00:59:32,574 --> 00:59:35,402 He could have been a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. 1206 00:59:35,402 --> 00:59:37,970 The last thing he said to us was run. 1207 00:59:37,970 --> 00:59:40,538 He wanted us to leave the safety of our RV. 1208 00:59:40,538 --> 00:59:42,540 It would have been open hunting grounds for him. 1209 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:43,933 I'm sorry, you're being paranoid. 1210 00:59:43,933 --> 00:59:45,499 I'm not fucking being paranoid! 1211 00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:47,284 Carrie is the only one allowed to have the right answer. 1212 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:48,502 - Always. - You know what? 1213 00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:50,156 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to! 1214 00:59:50,156 --> 00:59:51,984 You were always smarter than the rest of us dumb bitches! 1215 00:59:51,984 --> 00:59:55,335 - Right? - Oh God, guys, stop! 1216 00:59:55,335 --> 00:59:58,425 We don't know shit about shit. 1217 00:59:58,425 --> 01:00:01,428 The only thing we do know is we have each other. 1218 01:00:02,952 --> 01:00:04,040 And until we get on the other side 1219 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,215 of whatever the fuck this is, 1220 01:00:05,215 --> 01:00:07,043 we better act like the lifelong friends 1221 01:00:07,043 --> 01:00:08,479 we've been pretending to be. 1222 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,875 Yes, I understand. 1223 01:00:12,875 --> 01:00:14,572 Olivia? What the fuck? 1224 01:00:16,443 --> 01:00:17,967 Olivia, who are you talking to? 1225 01:00:17,967 --> 01:00:20,796 Okay, I will. I promise. 1226 01:00:20,796 --> 01:00:23,668 Olivia, we need your phone right now to call for help. 1227 01:00:23,668 --> 01:00:25,148 If she has signal, we should all have signal. 1228 01:00:25,148 --> 01:00:26,889 Check your phones. Call 911. 1229 01:00:28,717 --> 01:00:30,675 What the fuck? - I've got nothing. 1230 01:00:30,675 --> 01:00:32,416 No, me neither. I don't see anything. 1231 01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:35,724 Olivia? 1232 01:00:37,203 --> 01:00:39,336 Olivia! What? 1233 01:00:39,336 --> 01:00:41,773 She couldn't have just vanished. She was right there. 1234 01:00:44,733 --> 01:00:48,432 Asshole! I knew this was a setup. 1235 01:00:48,432 --> 01:00:49,868 Michael, what the hell is go-- 1236 01:00:49,868 --> 01:00:52,001 Michael, what the hell is-- 1237 01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:54,960 Stop it. Who is this? 1238 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,788 Stop it. Who is this? 1239 01:00:58,268 --> 01:00:59,704 What do you want? 1240 01:00:59,704 --> 01:01:02,620 Fuck, marry, kill. 1241 01:01:06,493 --> 01:01:08,321 Olivia. 1242 01:01:08,321 --> 01:01:09,583 - Oh my God. - Fuck this. 1243 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:11,281 Oh my God, Gaby! 1244 01:01:11,281 --> 01:01:12,978 You're okay, you're okay. Come on. Come on. 1245 01:01:12,978 --> 01:01:15,067 We're getting Olivia. I'm not leaving her out there! 1246 01:01:15,067 --> 01:01:17,243 Okay, okay, okay! Let's go. Be careful, be careful. 1247 01:01:17,243 --> 01:01:20,203 Come on. Let's go. 1248 01:01:20,203 --> 01:01:21,726 Why the fuck isn't it opening? 1249 01:01:21,726 --> 01:01:23,815 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop! 1250 01:01:23,815 --> 01:01:25,687 Whoever is doing this doesn't want us to leave. 1251 01:01:25,687 --> 01:01:28,080 Can't you see that? Enough. 1252 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,822 Olivia! Olivia! 1253 01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:36,045 Olivia. What the hell is she doing? 1254 01:01:36,045 --> 01:01:37,742 - Olivia. Olivia! Come back! - Olivia! 1255 01:01:37,742 --> 01:01:39,135 - Olivia! No! - What the fuck are you doing? 1256 01:01:39,135 --> 01:01:40,919 Olivia! 1257 01:01:57,153 --> 01:01:58,632 - Where are you going? - Olivia! 1258 01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:00,678 - Olivia, I swear to god! - Olivia! 1259 01:02:00,678 --> 01:02:03,376 Olivia, stop! What are you doing? 1260 01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:07,729 Michael? Michael? 1261 01:02:10,383 --> 01:02:12,472 Michael? 1262 01:02:15,998 --> 01:02:17,564 I came. 1263 01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:21,438 Alone. Just like you asked. 1264 01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:24,484 What is she doing? 1265 01:02:24,484 --> 01:02:26,269 Who the hell is she talking to? 1266 01:02:26,269 --> 01:02:28,880 Everything's gonna be okay. We can be together again. 1267 01:02:32,405 --> 01:02:33,667 Michael? 1268 01:02:38,977 --> 01:02:40,500 Where the fuck did that fog come from? 1269 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,328 - Olivia! - Olivia! 1270 01:02:42,328 --> 01:02:43,765 Turn around! 1271 01:02:43,765 --> 01:02:45,114 Olivia, turn around! 1272 01:02:45,114 --> 01:02:46,158 Olivia! 1273 01:02:49,945 --> 01:02:53,383 Olivia. Come on. Come on this side. 1274 01:02:53,383 --> 01:02:55,385 Michael? 1275 01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:57,343 Olivia. 1276 01:02:57,343 --> 01:03:00,216 Michael, I can see you now. 1277 01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:07,005 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1278 01:03:07,005 --> 01:03:08,877 Michael? 1279 01:03:08,877 --> 01:03:12,837 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1280 01:03:12,837 --> 01:03:16,536 Michael, Michael, what-- what's-- what's going on? 1281 01:03:16,536 --> 01:03:18,887 Michael? Michael? 1282 01:03:18,887 --> 01:03:22,325 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Olivia 1283 01:03:22,325 --> 01:03:25,632 Stop! Stop, just-- No, just get away from me! 1284 01:03:25,632 --> 01:03:28,331 Leave me alone! No! 1285 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:35,512 ♪ Happy death day to you 1286 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,260 No! 1287 01:03:44,260 --> 01:03:48,177 Get away from me! Get away from me! 1288 01:03:51,223 --> 01:03:53,051 Olivia! 1289 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,881 Where did she go? 1290 01:03:56,881 --> 01:03:59,014 Oh, I can't see her. I can't see her. 1291 01:04:04,193 --> 01:04:06,151 Attagirl! 1292 01:04:06,151 --> 01:04:08,980 - Come on, Olivia. - Come on. 1293 01:04:12,070 --> 01:04:14,159 Fuck you! 1294 01:04:16,945 --> 01:04:18,468 Come on, Olivia. 1295 01:04:18,468 --> 01:04:22,385 Let me in, guys! Guys, open the door! 1296 01:04:22,385 --> 01:04:23,386 Guys, let me in! 1297 01:04:23,386 --> 01:04:24,822 Olivia, keep running! 1298 01:04:24,822 --> 01:04:26,563 Open the door! 1299 01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:27,825 What is happening? 1300 01:04:27,825 --> 01:04:32,090 Guys! Open the door! Please! 1301 01:04:32,090 --> 01:04:34,266 Gaby, open the door! 1302 01:04:34,266 --> 01:04:36,921 Let me in. 1303 01:04:36,921 --> 01:04:39,054 Open the door! 1304 01:04:41,491 --> 01:04:45,408 Please help me! Gaby! 1305 01:04:45,408 --> 01:04:46,888 Screw this. 1306 01:04:46,888 --> 01:04:48,019 Sarah, stop! 1307 01:04:48,019 --> 01:04:50,195 She is not opening that fucking door! 1308 01:04:50,195 --> 01:04:51,675 You think Olivia is out there, 1309 01:04:51,675 --> 01:04:53,851 then who the hell is on that road? 1310 01:04:53,851 --> 01:04:58,160 Gaby, open the door! Let me in! 1311 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,683 - Gaby, let me in! Let me in! - What if it's her? 1312 01:04:59,683 --> 01:05:01,641 It's not her, Gaby! Look, dammit! 1313 01:05:01,641 --> 01:05:04,862 Open the door, Gaby! 1314 01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:08,300 Guys, let me in! Please! 1315 01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:13,479 Please guys, open the door. 1316 01:05:13,479 --> 01:05:15,960 Please. Please. 1317 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:21,444 Gaby. Please. Open the door. 1318 01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:23,881 Open the door. 1319 01:05:38,809 --> 01:05:40,898 She didn't just vanish. 1320 01:05:43,248 --> 01:05:46,077 She must have got confused 1321 01:05:46,077 --> 01:05:49,472 and wandered into the woods, right? 1322 01:05:49,472 --> 01:05:51,474 She-- she'll be-- she'll be back. 1323 01:05:51,474 --> 01:05:54,346 Sure, with Michael and Jason. 1324 01:05:59,003 --> 01:06:00,744 We should have done more to help her. 1325 01:06:00,744 --> 01:06:03,007 There was nothing that we could have done, Carrie. 1326 01:06:03,007 --> 01:06:05,705 We could have never pissed off those truck drivers. 1327 01:06:05,705 --> 01:06:07,969 We could have just stayed on the highway. 1328 01:06:07,969 --> 01:06:11,885 We could have turned around. We were told to turn around. 1329 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:15,454 We could have never come on this fucking trip! 1330 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,761 We could have never stayed friends after high school. 1331 01:06:17,761 --> 01:06:19,937 We could have never stayed friends 1332 01:06:19,937 --> 01:06:22,026 after we did really fucking shitty things 1333 01:06:22,026 --> 01:06:23,636 to each other. 1334 01:06:23,636 --> 01:06:25,943 Oh no, there's a hell of a lot we could have done 1335 01:06:25,943 --> 01:06:29,773 to not get us to the exact point of being hunted and killed! 1336 01:06:29,773 --> 01:06:31,427 Shoulda, coulda, woulda, Gaby. 1337 01:06:31,427 --> 01:06:34,038 - God, Sarah! - Okay, you know what? 1338 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:38,173 We're here now. 1339 01:06:38,173 --> 01:06:39,783 The past doesn't matter. 1340 01:06:39,783 --> 01:06:43,526 And if we want to make it through, 1341 01:06:43,526 --> 01:06:46,181 whatever this is, 1342 01:06:46,181 --> 01:06:48,661 we have to work harder at workin' together, right? 1343 01:06:48,661 --> 01:06:49,793 Oh, fuck, Carrie. 1344 01:06:49,793 --> 01:06:52,143 Oh my God. What, seriously? 1345 01:06:52,143 --> 01:06:53,666 Are you hungry after what just happened? 1346 01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:56,234 Of course I'm not fucking hungry, Carrie! 1347 01:06:56,234 --> 01:06:58,193 But if I don't get a drink to calm my fucking nerves, 1348 01:06:58,193 --> 01:06:59,890 there's nothing stopping me from going outside, 1349 01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:01,848 finding that gun, and blowing my goddamn brains out 1350 01:07:01,848 --> 01:07:03,720 to make the fear stop! 1351 01:07:06,636 --> 01:07:08,725 Pour me a double of whatever. 1352 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:09,943 You got it. 1353 01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,602 We-- we still don't know what happened to them, 1354 01:07:16,602 --> 01:07:17,908 to any of them. 1355 01:07:17,908 --> 01:07:20,389 - For all we know, they could-- - Jack shit. 1356 01:07:21,477 --> 01:07:23,000 That's all we fucking know. 1357 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,263 Jack fucking shit. 1358 01:07:27,613 --> 01:07:29,702 Yeah. Yeah. 1359 01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:32,749 Here's to steadying the nerves. 1360 01:07:34,794 --> 01:07:36,100 To our friends. 1361 01:07:37,580 --> 01:07:38,842 And each other. 1362 01:07:42,237 --> 01:07:43,281 Salut. 1363 01:07:47,677 --> 01:07:49,287 - Holy fuck! Oh. Ew. - Oh my God. 1364 01:07:49,287 --> 01:07:50,854 Oh my God. 1365 01:07:50,854 --> 01:07:53,900 This might be worse than whatever is out there. 1366 01:07:56,903 --> 01:07:58,992 Back to the million-dollar question. 1367 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:03,693 What the hell is out there? 1368 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,829 Is it watching us right now? 1369 01:08:16,314 --> 01:08:19,970 When my grandpa died, he left the family fortune 1370 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:23,887 to my dad and his older brother, my Uncle Josh. 1371 01:08:23,887 --> 01:08:25,715 Anyone would tell you that Uncle Josh 1372 01:08:25,715 --> 01:08:27,630 was the real genius in the family. 1373 01:08:27,630 --> 01:08:28,935 I-- I don't think that we met him. 1374 01:08:28,935 --> 01:08:30,502 No, you didn't. 1375 01:08:30,502 --> 01:08:33,897 Um, because my loving father used every trick in the book 1376 01:08:33,897 --> 01:08:35,377 to cut him out of his inheritance 1377 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:36,639 and our lives. 1378 01:08:36,639 --> 01:08:38,293 What the fuck did he do? 1379 01:08:38,293 --> 01:08:41,165 He had the balls to come back from a camping trip one summer 1380 01:08:41,165 --> 01:08:46,953 and tell us that he saw something in the woods. 1381 01:08:46,953 --> 01:08:48,477 So, what did he see? 1382 01:08:49,739 --> 01:08:52,263 Daddy dearest wouldn't tell us. 1383 01:08:52,263 --> 01:08:53,960 He said that my uncle was a crazy drunk, 1384 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,354 and that crazy drunks can't be near the money. 1385 01:08:57,877 --> 01:08:59,966 The point is... Wow. 1386 01:08:59,966 --> 01:09:03,927 ...Bigfoot, ghosts, UFOs, 1387 01:09:03,927 --> 01:09:05,755 there is just some shit in the world 1388 01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:08,236 - that you cannot explain. - Yeah. 1389 01:09:08,236 --> 01:09:10,847 So, is that what you think is going on here? 1390 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:14,981 We're being stalked by like some killer Bigfoot. 1391 01:09:17,245 --> 01:09:19,769 Parked the RV on an ancient Indian burial ground. 1392 01:09:19,769 --> 01:09:21,118 Carre. 1393 01:09:21,118 --> 01:09:23,294 Being attacked by vengeful spirits. 1394 01:09:24,991 --> 01:09:26,732 Invading aliens abducted our friends. 1395 01:09:26,732 --> 01:09:28,081 We're next. 1396 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:29,344 Why not? Yeah. 1397 01:09:29,344 --> 01:09:30,867 You take your pick. 1398 01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:32,173 When we were kids, 1399 01:09:32,173 --> 01:09:35,350 the government told us that UFOs did not exist. 1400 01:09:35,350 --> 01:09:38,135 Now, they can't stop talking about 'em. 1401 01:09:38,135 --> 01:09:40,050 I mean, what else are they hiding from us? 1402 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,791 Scared that our fragile human minds 1403 01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:43,793 can't handle the truth. 1404 01:09:43,793 --> 01:09:44,924 Yeah. - Right? 1405 01:09:44,924 --> 01:09:46,578 Yeah. No, my abuelita, 1406 01:09:46,578 --> 01:09:50,060 when she was a little girl, the elders in her village, 1407 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:51,540 they forbid her and anyone else 1408 01:09:51,540 --> 01:09:52,976 from going near the river. 1409 01:09:54,195 --> 01:09:56,806 They said that an insane woman 1410 01:09:56,806 --> 01:09:59,591 had butchered up her entire family, 1411 01:09:59,591 --> 01:10:01,027 chopped them up into little pieces 1412 01:10:01,027 --> 01:10:03,987 and fed them to the fish in the river, poisoning it. 1413 01:10:03,987 --> 01:10:06,250 No one could eat from it or drink from it. 1414 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:10,167 So, the elders find this woman, 1415 01:10:12,648 --> 01:10:13,953 this bruja, 1416 01:10:15,825 --> 01:10:17,218 this witch. 1417 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,092 And they tie her down with rocks and drown her. 1418 01:10:23,615 --> 01:10:26,270 So, my abuelita, when she was a teenager, 1419 01:10:26,270 --> 01:10:27,837 she's with her friends, 1420 01:10:27,837 --> 01:10:31,406 and they're closer to the river than they should've been. 1421 01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,889 And they hear a scream. 1422 01:10:40,545 --> 01:10:42,068 So piercing. 1423 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,898 So inhuman. 1424 01:10:47,552 --> 01:10:48,901 They run. 1425 01:10:50,207 --> 01:10:53,079 Never looking back. 1426 01:10:53,079 --> 01:10:55,473 And finally, my abuela, 1427 01:10:55,473 --> 01:11:00,086 she turns around and she's the only one left. 1428 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:05,266 And they never found her friends. 1429 01:11:13,883 --> 01:11:16,059 We should just stay here. 1430 01:11:16,059 --> 01:11:19,541 And the sun should be up in a couple of hours. 1431 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:23,109 And whatever is out there is not in here with us. 1432 01:11:23,109 --> 01:11:24,981 This is the safest place. 1433 01:11:26,025 --> 01:11:27,766 Maybe. 1434 01:11:27,766 --> 01:11:31,161 I mean, eventually a car has to come by. 1435 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:32,858 What if it's a dead end? 1436 01:11:32,858 --> 01:11:34,338 What if it's not? 1437 01:11:39,038 --> 01:11:40,866 No. No. 1438 01:11:58,101 --> 01:11:59,232 Stop! Stop! 1439 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,459 No! 1440 01:12:12,855 --> 01:12:14,813 Okay, okay, okay. 1441 01:12:14,813 --> 01:12:16,467 Guys! Guys, we need-- we need weapons. 1442 01:12:16,467 --> 01:12:17,642 Yeah. 1443 01:12:17,642 --> 01:12:19,862 Find anything, okay? Go! 1444 01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:21,342 - Okay, okay. - Go, now! Go! 1445 01:12:35,878 --> 01:12:37,009 Fuck yeah. 1446 01:12:41,057 --> 01:12:44,321 Oh, Carrie! Fire! Fire! Oh my God! 1447 01:12:51,372 --> 01:12:53,243 Safety first, ladies. 1448 01:12:56,812 --> 01:12:57,813 Fire. 1449 01:13:00,468 --> 01:13:01,556 Dead snakes. 1450 01:13:02,818 --> 01:13:04,080 Trip of a lifetime. 1451 01:13:14,046 --> 01:13:15,352 You hear that? 1452 01:13:18,007 --> 01:13:19,791 I don't hear anything. 1453 01:13:19,791 --> 01:13:23,229 Exactly. It's gone. 1454 01:13:23,229 --> 01:13:25,841 Maybe. For now, but... 1455 01:13:25,841 --> 01:13:28,191 - Now's the perfect time. - For what? 1456 01:13:28,191 --> 01:13:30,019 For one of us to go get help. 1457 01:13:30,019 --> 01:13:31,542 Are you insane? We're not leaving. 1458 01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:32,978 Yeah, no, Sarah's right. We're staying put. 1459 01:13:32,978 --> 01:13:34,980 No, I hear you guys. 1460 01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,982 Which is why I'm gonna go. 1461 01:13:36,982 --> 01:13:38,941 You have a jacked up leg. 1462 01:13:38,941 --> 01:13:39,898 You really think you could outrun 1463 01:13:39,898 --> 01:13:40,943 whatever the hell is out there? 1464 01:13:40,943 --> 01:13:42,335 I think with one good leg, 1465 01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,989 I'm the fastest one here by a mile. 1466 01:13:43,989 --> 01:13:45,774 Gaby, you're in pain. 1467 01:13:45,774 --> 01:13:48,603 You're literally popping Advil like candy. 1468 01:13:48,603 --> 01:13:49,908 What about the RICE diet? 1469 01:13:49,908 --> 01:13:52,258 Rest, ice, compression, elevation? 1470 01:13:52,258 --> 01:13:54,565 That was recently changed to "run, I can escape." 1471 01:13:54,565 --> 01:13:57,002 Look, Gaby, we appreciate you wanting to do this for us, 1472 01:13:57,002 --> 01:13:58,047 but if we just wait-- 1473 01:13:58,047 --> 01:14:00,528 God, then we fucking die, Sarah. 1474 01:14:01,529 --> 01:14:04,488 I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and let that happen. 1475 01:14:04,488 --> 01:14:07,404 Guys, look, I train for cross-country events 24/7. 1476 01:14:07,404 --> 01:14:09,275 That's what my body was built to do. 1477 01:14:09,275 --> 01:14:11,626 The moment I'm out that door, I'm running. 1478 01:14:11,626 --> 01:14:13,062 I'll change courses if I hear anything 1479 01:14:13,062 --> 01:14:14,411 from road to woods, 1480 01:14:14,411 --> 01:14:16,195 but I'm not stopping until I bring us back help 1481 01:14:16,195 --> 01:14:17,588 - or anything, alright? - No, no, no, Gaby. 1482 01:14:17,588 --> 01:14:19,198 This is not up for discussion, you guys! 1483 01:14:19,198 --> 01:14:20,504 The longer we sit here and talk about this, 1484 01:14:20,504 --> 01:14:21,810 the sooner whatever the fuck that is 1485 01:14:21,810 --> 01:14:23,376 comes back. 1486 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:25,335 - You don't have to do this. - Yes, I fucking do, Carrie. 1487 01:14:25,335 --> 01:14:27,293 No. Yes, I do. 1488 01:14:28,991 --> 01:14:32,603 I may not always like you guys, but I will always love you. 1489 01:14:37,216 --> 01:14:38,914 Take care of him. 1490 01:14:38,914 --> 01:14:40,132 He may be a dumbass stoner, 1491 01:14:40,132 --> 01:14:43,658 but he's our dumbass stoner, okay? 1492 01:14:43,658 --> 01:14:46,138 Okay. Of course we will. 1493 01:14:47,139 --> 01:14:48,663 Thank you. 1494 01:14:51,013 --> 01:14:52,318 All right. 1495 01:14:52,318 --> 01:14:53,842 The second I'm gone, you barricade that door 1496 01:14:53,842 --> 01:14:56,279 with whatever you can find, 'cause when I come back, 1497 01:14:56,279 --> 01:14:57,585 I am bringing back the cavalry. 1498 01:14:57,585 --> 01:15:00,065 - Yeah. - And you'll know it's me. Okay? 1499 01:15:00,065 --> 01:15:01,458 Okay, okay, okay. 1500 01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:02,807 It's okay. 1501 01:15:15,777 --> 01:15:17,169 Amen. 1502 01:15:23,001 --> 01:15:25,003 Later, bitches. 1503 01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:31,793 No! 1504 01:15:35,013 --> 01:15:36,798 She was here. 1505 01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:40,410 She was here the whole time. 1506 01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,935 It's impossible. We looked. 1507 01:15:43,935 --> 01:15:46,155 She was begging, and pleading, 1508 01:15:46,155 --> 01:15:48,070 and screaming for us to let her in, 1509 01:15:48,070 --> 01:15:49,027 and we didn't. 1510 01:15:49,027 --> 01:15:50,420 We fucking ignored her! 1511 01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,640 No, Gaby, none of this makes any sense. 1512 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,555 We-- we saw her. 1513 01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:56,861 She was in front of us. 1514 01:15:56,861 --> 01:15:59,995 Maybe-- maybe whatever did this um, attacked her 1515 01:15:59,995 --> 01:16:02,693 and then dragged her back here. 1516 01:16:02,693 --> 01:16:03,781 And did that? 1517 01:16:05,348 --> 01:16:07,219 Oh my-- 1518 01:16:07,219 --> 01:16:09,918 We killed her. 1519 01:16:13,095 --> 01:16:14,575 We killed our friend. 1520 01:16:16,664 --> 01:16:18,535 And one of you can tell her parents 1521 01:16:18,535 --> 01:16:21,016 we let their only child, who was begging for our help 1522 01:16:21,016 --> 01:16:25,542 until her very last breath, die. 1523 01:16:28,327 --> 01:16:30,503 We never even tried. 1524 01:16:37,162 --> 01:16:38,599 Shut the door. 1525 01:16:46,432 --> 01:16:47,608 What did we do! 1526 01:16:47,608 --> 01:16:49,218 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1527 01:16:49,218 --> 01:16:51,046 - Sarah, what did we do? - Hey! Hey! 1528 01:16:51,046 --> 01:16:54,527 We survived! That is what we did! 1529 01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:56,181 You saw her as clear as day. 1530 01:16:56,181 --> 01:16:57,618 She was never at that door. 1531 01:16:57,618 --> 01:16:59,141 And if we plan on living, 1532 01:16:59,141 --> 01:17:02,187 we'll do what Gaby said and lock this place down now! 1533 01:17:02,187 --> 01:17:03,798 - You hear me? - Yeah. 1534 01:17:03,798 --> 01:17:04,886 Come on! 1535 01:17:37,309 --> 01:17:39,660 I can't stop thinking about Olivia. 1536 01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:41,139 Well, try. 1537 01:17:41,139 --> 01:17:43,664 It's not our fault. 1538 01:17:46,144 --> 01:17:47,232 If we'd have just opened the door-- 1539 01:17:47,232 --> 01:17:49,844 Then we all would have died. 1540 01:17:49,844 --> 01:17:51,715 Do you really think she would have opened the door for you? 1541 01:17:51,715 --> 01:17:53,195 Because trust me, she wouldn't have. 1542 01:17:53,195 --> 01:17:54,457 Bullshit. 1543 01:17:56,415 --> 01:17:57,590 She was our friend. 1544 01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:00,550 Do not paint me to be the villain here. 1545 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:03,292 I never once abandoned her. 1546 01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:05,555 She picked the college, I went. 1547 01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:07,557 She chose our dorm, I signed up. 1548 01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:11,430 She picked our sorority, I joined. 1549 01:18:11,430 --> 01:18:13,650 She chose our major, I said, "Sure." 1550 01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:17,785 She was my ride or die. 1551 01:18:17,785 --> 01:18:20,004 But we didn't think we meant that literally. 1552 01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:26,141 And you wanna know the irony of it? 1553 01:18:26,141 --> 01:18:27,838 Olivia would constantly remind me 1554 01:18:27,838 --> 01:18:29,622 that there was not a single situation 1555 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:32,582 I couldn't buy my way out of. 1556 01:18:32,582 --> 01:18:35,106 And now, she's not even here to see how wrong she was. 1557 01:18:37,065 --> 01:18:39,458 This is one check I cannot cash. 1558 01:18:41,809 --> 01:18:43,506 You have plenty of other qualities 1559 01:18:43,506 --> 01:18:46,030 besides spending your dad's money. 1560 01:18:46,030 --> 01:18:47,640 Thanks. 1561 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,164 I'll just sit here waiting to die 1562 01:18:49,164 --> 01:18:50,731 and reflect on all of them. 1563 01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:51,819 Stop. 1564 01:18:52,907 --> 01:18:56,171 You're ten times smarter than you let on. 1565 01:18:56,171 --> 01:18:58,826 I hate that you can make me laugh. 1566 01:18:58,826 --> 01:19:02,568 And I've never met a guy who doesn't lust after you. 1567 01:19:02,568 --> 01:19:04,266 Including dads and teachers. 1568 01:19:05,876 --> 01:19:07,660 I think you wrote that in my yearbook. 1569 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:09,662 No. 1570 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:12,883 I wrote that you're a mean-ass lying bitch in an easy way. 1571 01:19:14,232 --> 01:19:15,799 Right. Right. 1572 01:19:15,799 --> 01:19:16,757 Savage. 1573 01:19:20,195 --> 01:19:22,588 Okay, uh, that's what we were lacking right there. 1574 01:19:22,588 --> 01:19:24,199 Creepy-ass ambiance. 1575 01:19:24,199 --> 01:19:25,243 What if we-- 1576 01:19:25,243 --> 01:19:27,855 No, no, no, just-- Power just died. 1577 01:19:27,855 --> 01:19:28,899 Old RV. 1578 01:19:31,249 --> 01:19:32,207 I can't see. 1579 01:19:32,207 --> 01:19:33,251 Yeah. 1580 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,519 i'll get a flashlight. 1581 01:19:44,219 --> 01:19:45,176 Turn it off. 1582 01:19:45,176 --> 01:19:46,612 We need to save our batteries. 1583 01:20:00,801 --> 01:20:03,064 Let's hope Gaby finds some help. 1584 01:20:03,064 --> 01:20:05,501 And help finds us soon. 1585 01:20:07,111 --> 01:20:09,157 I can't remember her ever not succeeding 1586 01:20:09,157 --> 01:20:10,375 at something she set out to do. 1587 01:20:16,207 --> 01:20:17,556 Cool. 1588 01:20:17,556 --> 01:20:20,864 Now, I'm just gonna calmly relight these candles. 1589 01:20:20,864 --> 01:20:22,083 Okay. 1590 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,302 And pretend this dumpster fire of a night 1591 01:20:24,302 --> 01:20:26,130 is not actually happening. 1592 01:20:26,130 --> 01:20:27,175 Yeah. 1593 01:20:30,569 --> 01:20:31,919 If we make it out of this, do you think-- 1594 01:20:31,919 --> 01:20:33,355 When. 1595 01:20:33,921 --> 01:20:35,705 Okay, when. 1596 01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:38,099 When we make it out of this, 1597 01:20:40,014 --> 01:20:42,843 do you think anyone will believe us? 1598 01:20:42,843 --> 01:20:43,887 Would you? 1599 01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,767 That's disturbing. 1600 01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:58,467 There must be a camera mounted around here somewhere. 1601 01:20:58,467 --> 01:21:02,688 If so, where are you? 1602 01:21:03,864 --> 01:21:06,475 What the hell? 1603 01:21:08,216 --> 01:21:09,739 Actual fuckity fuck fuck. 1604 01:21:09,739 --> 01:21:10,783 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1605 01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:11,697 Did I miss something? 1606 01:21:11,697 --> 01:21:13,308 Hi. Hey! 1607 01:21:13,308 --> 01:21:14,918 It's all good, ladies. 1608 01:21:14,918 --> 01:21:17,051 Your boy is gonna replenish the old electrolytes 1609 01:21:17,051 --> 01:21:19,227 and then there'll be plenty of Chris to enjoy. 1610 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:25,886 What the fuck? 1611 01:21:27,975 --> 01:21:30,891 Y'all make some interesting life choices. 1612 01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:32,588 Are we already at Blue Light? 1613 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,764 No. 1614 01:21:37,898 --> 01:21:39,725 All right, all right. 1615 01:21:39,725 --> 01:21:42,163 I'm jelly, god damn! 1616 01:21:42,163 --> 01:21:44,078 Looks like I missed the rager. 1617 01:21:44,078 --> 01:21:45,818 Maybe I'll just get the 401 from the others. 1618 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:51,172 Um, it's-- It's just us, Chris. 1619 01:21:51,172 --> 01:21:53,652 Right, then. 1620 01:21:53,652 --> 01:21:55,828 I'll just kick back, with y'all and relax then. 1621 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:59,484 No rush. Take some me time. 1622 01:21:59,484 --> 01:22:01,312 Ah, read a good book. 1623 01:22:02,748 --> 01:22:04,576 The Black Arts. 1624 01:22:07,492 --> 01:22:08,972 Ooh. 1625 01:22:08,972 --> 01:22:11,235 Looks like a good book for kids about Satan. 1626 01:22:12,758 --> 01:22:14,891 That must have belonged to Michael's uncle. 1627 01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:19,896 The Book of Forbidden Knowledge, Demonology. 1628 01:22:19,896 --> 01:22:22,507 The Grimora, Aleistair Crowley, Sign of the Beast? 1629 01:22:22,507 --> 01:22:24,031 Oh, my God. 1630 01:22:24,031 --> 01:22:25,684 Do you think that this is related to what's happening? 1631 01:22:25,684 --> 01:22:27,686 It's a hell of a coincidence if it's not. 1632 01:22:27,686 --> 01:22:29,732 Y'all playing some I'm light as a feather, 1633 01:22:29,732 --> 01:22:31,734 stiff as a board, paranormal spooky shit 1634 01:22:31,734 --> 01:22:32,996 without me? 1635 01:22:32,996 --> 01:22:35,346 We were never supposed to see any of this. 1636 01:22:35,346 --> 01:22:37,000 Michael stole the Beast. 1637 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,394 Do y'all remember Olivia's birthday party 1638 01:22:39,394 --> 01:22:41,831 where we broke out that Ouija board? 1639 01:22:41,831 --> 01:22:45,617 It's almost like we were marked from the beginning. 1640 01:22:45,617 --> 01:22:47,706 All right. 1641 01:22:47,706 --> 01:22:49,012 Clearly I'm still dreaming. 1642 01:22:49,012 --> 01:22:51,623 We are stranded in the middle of nowhere. 1643 01:22:51,623 --> 01:22:53,712 Michael is missing, Jason is missing. 1644 01:22:53,712 --> 01:22:55,018 Olivia is dead, 1645 01:22:55,018 --> 01:22:57,020 Gaby risked her life to go get us help, 1646 01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,717 and something out there that we can't explain 1647 01:22:58,717 --> 01:23:00,719 is responsible for all of it. 1648 01:23:14,298 --> 01:23:17,562 I see what's happening here, bruh. 1649 01:23:17,562 --> 01:23:19,390 This is one big joke! 1650 01:23:19,390 --> 01:23:21,349 One big old joke on Chris. 1651 01:23:21,349 --> 01:23:23,046 Good one. I deserve it. 1652 01:23:23,046 --> 01:23:24,961 Scared straight, lesson learned, 1653 01:23:24,961 --> 01:23:28,182 because I went all snoop D-O-G-G on the trip. 1654 01:23:28,182 --> 01:23:30,184 No, believe us, Chris, nothing would make us happier 1655 01:23:30,184 --> 01:23:33,535 than to tell you that this has all been one big joke. 1656 01:23:33,535 --> 01:23:34,753 Where's the evidence? 1657 01:23:34,753 --> 01:23:36,538 Show me the proof. 1658 01:23:36,538 --> 01:23:38,453 Are you kidding me? 1659 01:23:38,453 --> 01:23:39,671 Look around this place. 1660 01:23:39,671 --> 01:23:41,021 Did you think while you were passed out 1661 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:43,153 we just turned into Lord of the Flies? 1662 01:23:43,153 --> 01:23:44,285 You got video? 1663 01:23:44,285 --> 01:23:45,373 - No! - No! 1664 01:23:45,373 --> 01:23:47,505 - You ain't got video? - No. 1665 01:23:47,505 --> 01:23:49,725 See, this is how it always goes down. 1666 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:52,989 Someone sees something and can't explain it, 1667 01:23:52,989 --> 01:23:54,556 and then can't get actual footage of it, 1668 01:23:54,556 --> 01:23:58,125 and then even if they do, it's on some shaky bullshit, 1669 01:23:58,125 --> 01:24:00,170 and there is no proof, and there's no truth. 1670 01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:02,477 Chris, either you believe us or you don't, 1671 01:24:02,477 --> 01:24:05,393 but unless Gaby comes back with the army to rescue us, 1672 01:24:05,393 --> 01:24:08,309 there's a very good chance that we're all gonna die out here. 1673 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,575 What the fuck? 1674 01:24:26,501 --> 01:24:28,155 I'm sorry you woke up. 1675 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,854 Is it gone? 1676 01:24:31,854 --> 01:24:33,116 Tell me it's gone. 1677 01:24:33,116 --> 01:24:34,770 The attacks come in waves. 1678 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:36,641 Then we better surf the fuck out of here. 1679 01:24:36,641 --> 01:24:38,469 The RV isn't moving. Michael and Jason-- 1680 01:24:38,469 --> 01:24:39,818 They're idiots! 1681 01:24:39,818 --> 01:24:41,385 I need whatever tools we can find. 1682 01:24:41,385 --> 01:24:46,173 Do you know anything about fixing cars, trucks, RVs? 1683 01:24:46,173 --> 01:24:49,045 Hurtful, offensive, and racist. 1684 01:24:49,045 --> 01:24:51,308 No, I-- I'm pretty sure that's a fair question. 1685 01:24:51,308 --> 01:24:52,962 I haven't even seen you drive a car, Chris. 1686 01:24:52,962 --> 01:24:54,703 You judge a book by its cover much? 1687 01:24:54,703 --> 01:24:57,140 Do you have a driver's license? 1688 01:24:57,140 --> 01:24:59,708 No, I don't. 1689 01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:01,449 But I can build an engine in my sleep. 1690 01:25:01,449 --> 01:25:03,929 I'm getting my fucking degree in mechanical engineering. 1691 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:06,976 You go to college? 1692 01:25:06,976 --> 01:25:09,544 If you consider a full ride to MIT goin' to college, 1693 01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:12,242 then yeah, you do. 1694 01:25:12,242 --> 01:25:14,984 That's amazing. Why didn't you tell us? 1695 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:18,030 Are you fucking kidding me with this shit right now? 1696 01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:20,294 Fine! How come you never asked? 1697 01:25:21,773 --> 01:25:25,212 Now, let all that "bad friend woke" guilt shit 1698 01:25:25,212 --> 01:25:28,171 wash all over you while you're getting me some tools! 1699 01:25:28,171 --> 01:25:29,520 Now, go! 1700 01:25:35,526 --> 01:25:37,006 Come on, man! 1701 01:25:37,006 --> 01:25:38,225 Okay. Um, here. Huh, dammit! 1702 01:25:46,711 --> 01:25:49,366 Oh! Yes! Oh, Chris! 1703 01:25:50,411 --> 01:25:51,455 Oh! 1704 01:25:53,718 --> 01:25:56,591 Okay, so, one of us has to still go outside 1705 01:25:56,591 --> 01:25:57,766 and finish the job. 1706 01:25:57,766 --> 01:26:00,899 And based on the applicants, 1707 01:26:00,899 --> 01:26:04,033 I seem to be the one of us I'm talking about. 1708 01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:05,861 So, any questions? 1709 01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:07,079 Is there another way? 1710 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:10,213 You could change majors. 1711 01:26:10,213 --> 01:26:12,520 - All right. - Um, Chris, wait. 1712 01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,478 When we told you that Olivia died, 1713 01:26:14,478 --> 01:26:16,306 we didn't tell you where. 1714 01:26:16,306 --> 01:26:20,832 Just don't stop. Don't look. Just go. Okay? 1715 01:26:20,832 --> 01:26:23,879 Um, here, take this knife. 1716 01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:25,185 You're really gonna need it. 1717 01:27:04,267 --> 01:27:06,400 Let's see what's going on here. 1718 01:27:16,845 --> 01:27:18,716 Hey, start her up! 1719 01:27:26,115 --> 01:27:27,334 What? 1720 01:27:29,205 --> 01:27:31,120 No, no. Where the fuck are my tools? 1721 01:27:34,471 --> 01:27:35,907 What the hell? 1722 01:27:37,344 --> 01:27:39,433 I did not sign up for this shit. 1723 01:27:43,045 --> 01:27:44,916 How we doin' out there, Chris? 1724 01:27:49,051 --> 01:27:50,313 Chris? 1725 01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:54,317 I can't see him, Carrie! 1726 01:27:54,317 --> 01:27:55,623 Chris! 1727 01:28:00,628 --> 01:28:01,933 Chris! 1728 01:28:04,327 --> 01:28:06,590 You have to talk to me! 1729 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:10,855 Chris? Chris! 1730 01:28:12,248 --> 01:28:14,119 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1731 01:28:14,119 --> 01:28:17,035 Oh, Chris. Um, okay, uh, 1732 01:28:17,035 --> 01:28:18,123 this is gonna hurt like hell, okay? 1733 01:28:18,123 --> 01:28:19,386 Fuck-- fuck-- fuck no! Don't do it! 1734 01:28:19,386 --> 01:28:20,735 - I'm gonna pull the knife out. - No, no, no! 1735 01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:21,823 - In three... - Oh God. 1736 01:28:21,823 --> 01:28:24,173 - ...two... - Fuck! One! 1737 01:28:24,173 --> 01:28:26,654 What the fuck? You forgot to say "one"! 1738 01:28:26,654 --> 01:28:28,133 You want me to put it back and give you a better-- 1739 01:28:28,133 --> 01:28:29,613 - No! - Warning? 1740 01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:33,400 Fuck. Here we go. Here we go, Chris! 1741 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,227 Chris, hold on to it. 1742 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:38,753 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1743 01:28:38,753 --> 01:28:41,364 You're okay! You're okay, you're okay. 1744 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,846 - What happened? - Fuck. I don't know. 1745 01:28:44,846 --> 01:28:46,021 I don't know what happened. 1746 01:28:46,021 --> 01:28:47,283 I don't wanna know. I-- 1747 01:28:47,283 --> 01:28:48,850 I wanna get the hell out of here, please. 1748 01:28:48,850 --> 01:28:50,808 Okay. Okay, come on. 1749 01:28:52,462 --> 01:28:54,986 - Okay, I need your knife. - Knife. 1750 01:28:54,986 --> 01:28:56,640 - And your light. - Okay. Light. 1751 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,860 Give me. All right. 1752 01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,341 - I got the light. - All right. 1753 01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:02,472 - Can you see? - Okay. Yeah. 1754 01:29:02,472 --> 01:29:04,387 - Okay. - Hold the light steady, damn it! 1755 01:29:04,387 --> 01:29:05,867 I am. 1756 01:29:05,867 --> 01:29:07,477 Oh, shit. 1757 01:29:07,477 --> 01:29:09,174 Breathe. Just breathe. It's gonna be okay. 1758 01:29:09,174 --> 01:29:10,350 Okay. It's gonna be okay. 1759 01:29:17,574 --> 01:29:18,662 Hoo! 1760 01:29:20,708 --> 01:29:22,274 Yeah. 1761 01:29:23,232 --> 01:29:25,582 Okay. Start it up, Sarah! 1762 01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:30,631 Yes! Yes! 1763 01:29:30,631 --> 01:29:32,763 - Yes! - Wooh, yes! 1764 01:29:32,763 --> 01:29:34,591 Let's get the hell out of here! 1765 01:29:34,591 --> 01:29:36,114 Yes! Let's go. 1766 01:29:36,114 --> 01:29:37,855 Yeah! 1767 01:29:37,855 --> 01:29:41,163 MIT, motherfucker! Go, Beavers! That's right! 1768 01:29:45,428 --> 01:29:46,951 Oh no, shit. 1769 01:29:47,909 --> 01:29:49,214 We're out of gas. 1770 01:29:49,214 --> 01:29:51,086 Are you kidding me right now? 1771 01:29:51,086 --> 01:29:53,175 Wait, wait, there's a spare gas tank in the back. 1772 01:29:53,175 --> 01:29:54,306 I saw Jason fill it up. 1773 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,657 Okay, then let's hit it and quit it. 1774 01:29:56,657 --> 01:29:59,094 Gas tank in the back! 1775 01:30:01,401 --> 01:30:03,446 Yay. 1776 01:30:03,446 --> 01:30:04,839 In the back. 1777 01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:26,687 Let me in! Help me. 1778 01:30:26,687 --> 01:30:29,254 Open the fucking door! 1779 01:30:29,254 --> 01:30:32,083 Let me in. Open the door! 1780 01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:34,869 Guys, open the door! 1781 01:30:34,869 --> 01:30:37,828 Open the door! Please help me. 1782 01:30:37,828 --> 01:30:39,439 Oh, please. 1783 01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:42,485 Guys, open the door! Open the door! 1784 01:30:57,021 --> 01:30:59,023 We should pretend that that is not blood 1785 01:30:59,023 --> 01:31:00,198 and that is not there. 1786 01:31:05,203 --> 01:31:06,988 Help! Please! Please! 1787 01:31:06,988 --> 01:31:12,210 No! 1788 01:31:12,210 --> 01:31:14,169 Sorry I didn't ask about college. 1789 01:31:16,867 --> 01:31:18,869 You didn't ask about my dad dying either. 1790 01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:26,137 - Oh my God, Chris. - Not God. Cancer. 1791 01:31:28,575 --> 01:31:34,276 I watched him die over, and over, and over again, 1792 01:31:34,276 --> 01:31:38,454 until finally it was just over. 1793 01:31:42,110 --> 01:31:43,415 I should've been there for you. 1794 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:46,201 What would you have done? 1795 01:31:46,201 --> 01:31:47,594 Huh? 1796 01:31:47,594 --> 01:31:50,074 You think you could've stopped death's plan? 1797 01:31:51,728 --> 01:31:55,036 If your number's up, it's up. 1798 01:31:59,344 --> 01:32:02,217 Oh shit! I'm not enjoying this trip! 1799 01:32:02,217 --> 01:32:04,611 Please, help me! 1800 01:32:04,611 --> 01:32:07,744 Please, help me. Open the fucking door! 1801 01:32:15,883 --> 01:32:17,319 Fuck! Do you know the passcode? 1802 01:32:17,319 --> 01:32:19,495 No, no, no, no. It's in there. Well, this is it. 1803 01:32:19,495 --> 01:32:21,541 Come on. Oh, fuck! 1804 01:32:49,699 --> 01:32:51,048 The knife! 1805 01:32:51,048 --> 01:32:52,484 Forget about it. We got what we needed. 1806 01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,617 Okay. This baby's full. 1807 01:32:55,923 --> 01:32:57,011 Come on. 1808 01:32:58,055 --> 01:33:01,363 Go away. Get away from me! 1809 01:33:04,671 --> 01:33:05,715 No! 1810 01:33:05,715 --> 01:33:10,459 Go away! Go away! Get away! 1811 01:33:10,459 --> 01:33:13,462 - What is it? - We're screwed. It melted. 1812 01:33:13,462 --> 01:33:15,203 No, no, no, no. We can bypass it. 1813 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:20,164 Stop! Go away! 1814 01:33:20,164 --> 01:33:23,820 No! Go away! I will hurt you! 1815 01:33:26,127 --> 01:33:27,215 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1816 01:33:27,215 --> 01:33:29,130 I-- I'-- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1817 01:33:29,130 --> 01:33:30,740 - I didn't mean to. - Oh my God, are you-- are you-- 1818 01:33:30,740 --> 01:33:33,003 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 1819 01:33:33,003 --> 01:33:35,571 Hey. Hey, it's gonna-- it's gonna be okay. 1820 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,835 We're gonna get out of here. 1821 01:33:44,362 --> 01:33:46,147 Sorry. We-- we have to wrap it. 1822 01:33:46,147 --> 01:33:48,105 - We have to wrap it really good. - Hey, hey. 1823 01:33:48,105 --> 01:33:49,977 Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. We need to clean it. 1824 01:33:49,977 --> 01:33:51,848 - Okay, okay. - We need to clean it. 1825 01:33:51,848 --> 01:33:53,981 I'm sorry. You're gonna hate me so much more. 1826 01:33:57,811 --> 01:33:59,943 Carrie? 1827 01:33:59,943 --> 01:34:01,902 Carre-- 1828 01:34:01,902 --> 01:34:03,468 Carre! 1829 01:34:03,468 --> 01:34:05,906 Carrie, Sarah? 1830 01:34:05,906 --> 01:34:07,124 Carrie! Carrie! Sarah! 1831 01:34:07,124 --> 01:34:08,386 We have to open the door. 1832 01:34:08,386 --> 01:34:10,084 Chris needs the knife for the gas tank. 1833 01:34:10,084 --> 01:34:12,608 No, what if it's not Chris? 1834 01:34:12,608 --> 01:34:14,915 Remember what happened to Olivia? 1835 01:34:14,915 --> 01:34:15,959 Yeah. 1836 01:34:19,093 --> 01:34:21,486 A car. There's a car. 1837 01:34:21,486 --> 01:34:24,185 Look. Oh my God. Gaby, she made it. 1838 01:34:24,185 --> 01:34:27,754 Chris! Chris, look! There's a car! 1839 01:34:27,754 --> 01:34:29,581 It could be Gaby! 1840 01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:31,366 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1841 01:34:35,109 --> 01:34:36,806 That's what I'm talkin' about! 1842 01:34:38,895 --> 01:34:40,680 Hey, we're gonna make it. 1843 01:34:42,159 --> 01:34:45,989 We're gonna make it. 1844 01:34:45,989 --> 01:34:47,556 Gaby. 1845 01:34:47,556 --> 01:34:49,079 Hey! 1846 01:34:49,079 --> 01:34:51,212 Hey, right here! 1847 01:34:51,212 --> 01:34:54,345 Right here! Hurry! 1848 01:34:58,828 --> 01:35:00,308 I di-- I didn't mean to stab you, I swear. 1849 01:35:00,308 --> 01:35:01,613 I know. 1850 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,050 It was-- it was dark and-- and I couldn't see. 1851 01:35:03,050 --> 01:35:06,183 There was-- there was blood and-- and this shadow. 1852 01:35:06,183 --> 01:35:07,271 No, no. 1853 01:35:07,271 --> 01:35:08,446 Something coming towards me and-- 1854 01:35:08,446 --> 01:35:10,971 It just plays-- 1855 01:35:10,971 --> 01:35:13,103 It plays tricks on us. 1856 01:35:13,103 --> 01:35:15,062 It tries to make us believe. 1857 01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:20,589 Shit. 1858 01:35:20,589 --> 01:35:21,677 Oh, God. 1859 01:35:21,677 --> 01:35:23,505 Chris! Chris! 1860 01:35:23,505 --> 01:35:26,551 Come on! We got a bunch of injured people! 1861 01:35:26,551 --> 01:35:28,249 Mainly me! 1862 01:35:29,598 --> 01:35:30,947 Come on, get us the hell out of here! 1863 01:35:30,947 --> 01:35:32,253 No! No! 1864 01:35:32,253 --> 01:35:34,603 Oh my God! Chris! 1865 01:35:34,603 --> 01:35:36,213 Chris, hey, Chris! 1866 01:35:37,345 --> 01:35:38,738 Where'd she go? 1867 01:35:42,219 --> 01:35:44,569 My God. 1868 01:35:44,569 --> 01:35:46,658 Don't scare me like that! 1869 01:35:46,658 --> 01:35:47,790 Very funny, Gaby. 1870 01:35:49,966 --> 01:35:51,968 Gaby? 1871 01:35:51,968 --> 01:35:54,536 I can't see Chris at all. 1872 01:35:54,536 --> 01:35:57,452 Huh, I-- I think I'll just go and wait for you 1873 01:35:57,452 --> 01:35:59,759 back at the big old Beast, yeah. 1874 01:36:01,456 --> 01:36:03,763 - Hey, hey! - Chris! Chris, run! 1875 01:36:06,896 --> 01:36:08,245 Oh my God! 1876 01:36:09,899 --> 01:36:11,422 Oh shit! 1877 01:36:11,422 --> 01:36:13,729 Chris, run, dammit! 1878 01:36:16,123 --> 01:36:17,559 Chris, run! 1879 01:36:21,128 --> 01:36:22,085 Faster, Chris! 1880 01:36:39,015 --> 01:36:40,451 Chris. 1881 01:37:33,287 --> 01:37:35,376 Why is this happening to us? 1882 01:37:38,118 --> 01:37:41,034 Maybe it's not just us. 1883 01:37:41,034 --> 01:37:43,950 Maybe this is happening all over the world right now. 1884 01:37:45,255 --> 01:37:47,127 Like the gates of hell just opened up 1885 01:37:47,127 --> 01:37:48,693 and swallowed us all. 1886 01:37:49,912 --> 01:37:51,609 So what? 1887 01:37:52,610 --> 01:37:56,527 Even if we survive, we-- we've nowhere to go. 1888 01:37:58,660 --> 01:38:01,402 Cursed for all eternity. 1889 01:38:01,402 --> 01:38:03,056 Let's just survive this. 1890 01:38:30,039 --> 01:38:31,084 Careful. 1891 01:38:31,084 --> 01:38:33,564 Oh, hell. 1892 01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:42,573 - How long was I out? - You needed to sleep. 1893 01:38:46,055 --> 01:38:47,709 What are we gonna do? 1894 01:38:47,709 --> 01:38:49,754 Clearly that's not up to us. 1895 01:38:51,365 --> 01:38:53,889 We can't just give up. 1896 01:38:53,889 --> 01:38:55,499 Hey. 1897 01:38:56,109 --> 01:38:59,286 What do you think is a better way to die? 1898 01:38:59,286 --> 01:39:01,027 Fast in a blink? 1899 01:39:01,027 --> 01:39:02,724 Or a long, drawn out death 1900 01:39:02,724 --> 01:39:05,118 like the cancer that killed Chris's dad? 1901 01:39:07,729 --> 01:39:10,297 I don't know. I think that either version is-- 1902 01:39:13,430 --> 01:39:14,649 Wait. 1903 01:39:14,649 --> 01:39:16,651 Chris told you about his dad? 1904 01:39:16,651 --> 01:39:18,479 He didn't have to. 1905 01:39:29,359 --> 01:39:31,318 Carrie. 1906 01:39:36,323 --> 01:39:38,978 Carrie, Carrie, stop, stop! What are you doing? Carrie! 1907 01:39:42,503 --> 01:39:44,853 - What is happening? - I think you passed out. 1908 01:39:44,853 --> 01:39:46,420 You must have been having a nightmare or something. 1909 01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:48,988 No, stop. Get off me. Hey, easy, easy. 1910 01:39:48,988 --> 01:39:50,728 Hey, easy. 1911 01:39:50,728 --> 01:39:52,774 I'm not gonna stab you again. 1912 01:39:52,774 --> 01:39:54,471 Promise. 1913 01:40:02,175 --> 01:40:04,220 Shocker. I lied. 1914 01:40:12,141 --> 01:40:14,143 Stop! 1915 01:40:14,143 --> 01:40:15,840 What are you doing, Carrie? 1916 01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:17,364 Stop! 1917 01:40:17,364 --> 01:40:18,539 Hey! 1918 01:40:22,151 --> 01:40:23,631 Sarah. 1919 01:40:24,849 --> 01:40:27,374 - I'm so sorry. I-- - It's okay. It's okay. 1920 01:40:27,374 --> 01:40:28,375 I didn't know what was happening. 1921 01:40:28,375 --> 01:40:29,463 I know. 1922 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,685 ♪ The people on the bus 1923 01:40:34,685 --> 01:40:37,514 ♪ Die one by one 1924 01:40:37,514 --> 01:40:38,689 ♪ One by one ♪ One by one 1925 01:40:38,689 --> 01:40:41,257 Oh my God, Oh my God. No, no. 1926 01:40:41,257 --> 01:40:43,694 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ Die one by one 1927 01:40:43,694 --> 01:40:45,783 Stop! 1928 01:40:45,783 --> 01:40:49,570 We are not gonna let it beat us! 1929 01:40:54,792 --> 01:40:56,185 Oh my God. 1930 01:41:08,241 --> 01:41:09,546 It's gonna be okay. 1931 01:41:12,332 --> 01:41:14,551 We're gonna make it. 1932 01:41:14,551 --> 01:41:17,163 You have a tattoo. 1933 01:41:17,163 --> 01:41:18,686 What? 1934 01:41:19,904 --> 01:41:21,776 Oh, that? 1935 01:41:22,690 --> 01:41:23,908 What about it? 1936 01:41:25,171 --> 01:41:26,650 It's a pentagram. 1937 01:41:27,825 --> 01:41:30,698 It's a star. It's silly. 1938 01:41:30,698 --> 01:41:32,221 I got it on a night out with friends. 1939 01:41:32,221 --> 01:41:35,311 No, it's a pentagram. Like this. 1940 01:41:38,184 --> 01:41:40,360 It's just a simple star. 1941 01:41:42,188 --> 01:41:43,276 Look. 1942 01:41:45,147 --> 01:41:46,888 ♪ The people on the bus 1943 01:41:46,888 --> 01:41:48,716 What the-- No, no, no, no. 1944 01:41:48,716 --> 01:41:50,892 What is this? What is happening? 1945 01:41:50,892 --> 01:41:53,155 We have to get out of here. 1946 01:41:53,155 --> 01:41:55,549 I'm not leaving. That thing is out there. 1947 01:41:55,549 --> 01:41:57,290 No. That thing is in here. 1948 01:41:57,290 --> 01:41:59,683 And it's going to kill us. We start running now 1949 01:41:59,683 --> 01:42:01,685 and we don't stop until we see sunrise, Sarah. 1950 01:42:01,685 --> 01:42:03,209 I-- I-- I can't. 1951 01:42:03,209 --> 01:42:06,299 We have to go. Now. 1952 01:42:06,299 --> 01:42:07,909 I'm not going without you. 1953 01:42:07,909 --> 01:42:10,172 We need each other, okay? 1954 01:42:10,172 --> 01:42:12,218 I'm not ready to die yet. 1955 01:42:12,218 --> 01:42:13,697 Are you? 1956 01:42:15,046 --> 01:42:16,396 No. 1957 01:42:16,396 --> 01:42:18,833 We run, we live! 1958 01:42:19,877 --> 01:42:22,663 ♪ The people on the bus 1959 01:42:22,663 --> 01:42:24,752 ♪ Die one by one 1960 01:42:24,752 --> 01:42:28,321 ♪ One by one 1961 01:42:28,321 --> 01:42:30,236 ♪ The people on the bus 1962 01:42:30,236 --> 01:42:33,064 ♪ Die one by one 1963 01:42:36,329 --> 01:42:39,201 No! 1964 01:42:39,201 --> 01:42:40,333 ♪ The people on the bus 1965 01:42:40,333 --> 01:42:42,857 ♪ Die one by one 1966 01:42:42,857 --> 01:43:14,236 ♪ One by one 1967 01:43:17,500 --> 01:43:19,763 Oh, no! 1968 01:43:19,763 --> 01:43:22,244 ♪ Die one by one 1969 01:43:25,943 --> 01:43:28,598 No. No. 1970 01:43:45,659 --> 01:43:46,703 Oh, thank God! 1971 01:44:15,558 --> 01:44:18,039 ♪ Die one by one 1972 01:44:22,478 --> 01:44:25,089 ♪ On the interstate 1973 01:44:25,089 --> 01:44:28,179 ♪ Won't hit the brakes 1974 01:44:28,179 --> 01:44:31,052 ♪ Leave my mistakes, I've got what it takes ♪ 1975 01:44:31,052 --> 01:44:33,881 ♪ And I won't wait 1976 01:44:33,881 --> 01:44:36,884 ♪ On the interstate 1977 01:44:36,884 --> 01:44:41,671 ♪ I'm wide awake, still feeling great ♪ 1978 01:44:41,671 --> 01:44:44,108 - Blue light or bust? - Yeah! 1979 01:44:44,108 --> 01:44:45,327 It's so crazy to me that people just ditch 1980 01:44:45,327 --> 01:44:46,894 their rides in the middle of the road. 1981 01:44:46,894 --> 01:44:48,243 What do you think happened to them? 1982 01:44:48,243 --> 01:44:49,505 Clearly looking at all the evidence, 1983 01:44:49,505 --> 01:44:51,072 there's only one solution. 1984 01:44:51,072 --> 01:44:52,769 The boogie man got them! 1985 01:44:54,902 --> 01:45:12,572 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 1986 01:45:12,572 --> 01:45:14,791 Blue light... 1987 01:45:25,149 --> 01:45:34,333 ♪ You bring the devil 1988 01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:37,510 ♪ Up in me 1989 01:45:37,510 --> 01:45:46,301 ♪ You bring the devil 1990 01:45:46,301 --> 01:45:49,217 ♪ Up in me 1991 01:45:50,827 --> 01:45:53,961 ♪ I can't keep it down, no 1992 01:45:53,961 --> 01:46:00,750 ♪ I can't keep it down, no, no 1993 01:46:00,750 --> 01:46:03,362 ♪ No, oh, here it comes 1994 01:46:09,455 --> 01:46:13,067 Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. 1995 01:46:13,067 --> 01:46:16,070 It-- it's about possession. 1996 01:46:16,070 --> 01:46:18,028 When you feel that last breath of life coming out, 1997 01:46:18,028 --> 01:46:19,639 you look into their eyes. 1998 01:46:19,639 --> 01:46:21,728 At that point it's being God. 1999 01:46:21,728 --> 01:46:25,296 One side of me says, "I'd like to talk to them, date them." 2000 01:46:25,296 --> 01:46:28,082 The other side says, "I wonder how their head would look like 2001 01:46:28,082 --> 01:46:30,040 on a stick." [chuckles] 2002 01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,694 And then another side of me wonders, 2003 01:46:31,694 --> 01:46:35,350 "What if their hands? What if they were lobsters?" 2004 01:46:35,350 --> 01:46:37,831 Sometimes I-- I feel like I need to go wash my eyes out with-- 2005 01:46:37,831 --> 01:46:40,442 They are gonna sell out fast. 2006 01:46:40,442 --> 01:46:44,577 It's our seventh shipment of the Shelly Stoker Baby Doll. 2007 01:46:44,577 --> 01:46:46,056 So lifelike. 2008 01:46:46,056 --> 01:46:49,059 You'll think it's a beautiful, real baby. 2009 01:46:49,059 --> 01:46:51,497 Our customers just love the exclusive dolls 2010 01:46:51,497 --> 01:46:55,370 crafted by our award-winning master doll artist, 2011 01:46:55,370 --> 01:46:58,068 handcrafted with the finest materials, 2012 01:46:58,068 --> 01:46:59,809 like Capodimonte vine-- 2013 01:46:59,809 --> 01:47:02,029 Whiz-bang extras to earn its place 2014 01:47:02,029 --> 01:47:05,424 as one of our all-time favorites. 2015 01:47:05,424 --> 01:47:08,078 The living has a measured rise angle, 2016 01:47:08,078 --> 01:47:11,430 capable of prying up clay and heavy soils 2017 01:47:11,430 --> 01:47:13,257 in record time! 2018 01:47:13,257 --> 01:47:16,522 The large, textured step is helpful in crunching-- 2019 01:47:16,522 --> 01:47:20,090 Gut your prize as cleanly as possible. 2020 01:47:20,090 --> 01:47:23,267 So, you're gonna wanna roll the creature onto its back, 2021 01:47:23,267 --> 01:47:27,097 so the stomach is parallel with the angle of your knife. 2022 01:47:27,097 --> 01:47:30,492 They key is not to cut too deep into the stomach 2023 01:47:30,492 --> 01:47:33,016 so you don't risk slicing the intestines 2024 01:47:33,016 --> 01:47:34,627 by accident. 2025 01:47:34,627 --> 01:47:37,281 But you do wanna make sure that the incision is 2026 01:47:37,281 --> 01:47:39,283 large enough to insert. 2027 01:47:39,283 --> 01:47:42,635 Pray that you wanna live in biblical times. 2028 01:47:42,635 --> 01:47:45,594 Well, praise the Lord, you all! 2029 01:47:45,594 --> 01:47:47,814 You have been selected. 2030 01:47:47,814 --> 01:47:50,207 You are now the true chosen people. 2031 01:47:50,207 --> 01:47:53,123 You are the new tribe of Israel. 2032 01:47:53,123 --> 01:47:56,257 You are experienced in the almighty tribulation. 2033 01:47:56,257 --> 01:47:57,954 You can taste the blood. 2034 01:47:57,954 --> 01:47:59,434 Kirsten G. I'm 21. 2035 01:47:59,434 --> 01:48:02,132 I'm from Sunny San Diego, California. 2036 01:48:02,132 --> 01:48:04,178 I'm currently a kindergarten teacher's assistant, 2037 01:48:04,178 --> 01:48:07,007 and I teach tantric yoga to the elderly and the blind. 2038 01:48:07,007 --> 01:48:08,617 When I'm not downward dogging, 2039 01:48:08,617 --> 01:48:10,967 you can find me rollerblading and skateboarding. 2040 01:48:10,967 --> 01:48:12,360 My nana's my hero, and she taught me 2041 01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:13,840 to push through hardships. 2042 01:48:13,840 --> 01:48:15,145 She was born with a lateral lisp, 2043 01:48:15,145 --> 01:48:16,538 and it never slowed her dreams down 2044 01:48:16,538 --> 01:48:18,061 to become an actuary. 2045 01:48:18,061 --> 01:48:19,454 I live by the-- 2046 01:48:19,454 --> 01:48:21,195 ♪ The people on the bus 2047 01:48:21,195 --> 01:48:24,024 ♪ Die one by one 2048 01:48:24,024 --> 01:48:27,767 ♪ One by one 2049 01:48:27,767 --> 01:48:29,638 ♪ The people on the bus 2050 01:48:29,638 --> 01:48:32,162 ♪ Die one by one 2051 01:48:32,162 --> 01:48:35,557 ♪ All through the town 2052 01:49:41,623 --> 01:49:44,452 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 2053 01:49:44,452 --> 01:49:47,368 Blue light! Blue light! God.143547