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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,660 Hi. 2 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,669 I'm Carrie. I like your song. 3 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:57,246 And I will be going now. 4 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,685 I'm sure you have a corn maze to get back to or something. 5 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:13,741 Jesus Christ, Gaby. 6 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,829 You just scared the living shit out of me. 7 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,265 What's wrong with you? 8 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,268 Hey, don't use the good Lord's name in vain, bitch. 9 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,271 What's wrong with you? 10 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:25,100 - I hate you so much. - I hate you more, mama. 11 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,494 - Hold up, wait. You're here. - Uh-huh. 12 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,060 Wait, I thought you couldn't make it because of training. 13 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,237 Oh, my God. And your hair looks so cute. 14 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,195 What? And your skin, oh my God. 15 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,545 You are literally glowing, wait. Are you following any vloggers? 16 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,591 - No, I don't do that shit. - My back literally looks like... 17 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,506 Okay, dios mío. Vodka. Red Bull. 18 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,901 Calm the fuck down and land your plane, babe. Okay? 19 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,208 I will do no such thing. 20 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,210 When I see someone that I love, 21 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,301 I'm gonna shout it for the world to hear. 22 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,478 I love Gaby Martinez. I love you too, dumb-ass. 23 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,088 You're fucking nuts, bro. 24 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,047 Wait. Okay. No, no. Seriously, though. 25 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,266 Why aren't you at school? 26 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,703 Well, I tore my anterior cruciate ligament. 27 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,966 - Uh, what? - My knee. 28 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:08,099 Oh, your knee. Wait, shit. Gaby. I'm sorry. 29 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,667 Girl, I'm fine. I'll live. 30 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,408 Team doctors put me on the diet. 31 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,280 - Yeah? - Rest. Ice. 32 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,977 Compression. Elevation. 33 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,805 So, I've wrapped my knee and I'll be resting, icing, 34 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,110 elevating. 35 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,461 Whatever it is. We're drinking this weekend. 36 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,071 Oh. I see. 37 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,986 - You see me. - You got the diet. 38 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,683 - I got the diet. - You're on the diet. 39 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,381 I got the diet. 40 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:29,643 I got the pan. 41 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:30,905 I got that. 42 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,472 Okay, you really need to stop because I have 43 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:35,083 - all the in me. - Okay, okay. 44 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:38,043 - Holy shit. Olivia. - Whoa. 45 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,697 Oh god. 46 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,221 Hey, what did you pack? 47 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,179 Well, the E-vite said to prepare 48 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,007 for a weekend of fun and adventure. 49 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,138 Yeah. 50 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,444 So, I brought a couple of extra thongs. 51 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,619 And, uh- 52 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,534 What? Oh, my God. 53 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,753 - What? - Gaby, what the...? 54 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:53,797 - What? - Stop! 55 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,842 When I love something, 56 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,018 I shout it for the world to hear. 57 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,238 Yeah! 58 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,588 I've directed this scene so many times in my head, 59 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,504 - I deserve an Academy Award. - Chris! Oh, my God. 60 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,201 - I can't believe you're here. - It's okay. 61 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,159 I can't believe I'm anywhere while the sun is still out. 62 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,553 Yeah. 63 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,602 Sheesh! Gabalicious? 64 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,909 Damn! Okay. 65 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:23,000 Oh. Sheesh! 66 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,960 Gaby, you're looking fit. 67 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,876 Christopher, you're looking 50 shades of stoned. 68 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,747 Fifty-one. I'm like the Viagra train. 69 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,009 You should hop on board. 70 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,316 Been there. Rode that. 71 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,057 Discovered I was riding on the wrong tracks, 72 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,841 but I will always be grateful 73 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,583 for my life-changing lesson from you. 74 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:41,890 Respect. 75 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,109 How's the 400 treating you? 76 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,461 Fifty-one flat. How's 420 treating you? 77 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,463 14 grams flat. 78 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,986 So, what gives? 79 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,944 Princess ever coming down from her Hindu Kush mountain? 80 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,816 - We haven't seen her yet. - Yeah? 81 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,774 Interesting. 82 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,123 Hmm. 83 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,777 Hey, since she did invite us, 84 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,866 it would be super rude not to partake 85 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,390 in these delicious sweetie treaties. 86 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,391 - Knock yourself out. - Alright, man. 87 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,479 Yeah. 88 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,787 Let them eat cake! 89 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,007 - Oh my God. - Wait. Look at you. 90 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,225 I know. 91 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,097 The perfect princess as always. 92 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,403 Thank you, thank you. Oh my God. 93 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,318 I'm so excited you guys are here! 94 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,580 Aight. 95 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,972 Listen, I broke my own leg just to make sure 96 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,670 that I wouldn't miss it. 97 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,628 And that is why you have secured a spot 98 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:26,716 in my book of soulmates. 99 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:27,978 - Oh yeah? - Forever. 100 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,632 I broke my own bank account. 101 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,982 Uh, big bag. 102 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,897 - Yeah. - Give me. 103 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,509 A little jewelry box. 104 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,601 Carrie, it's perfect. 105 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:45,735 Oh, just like you. Look. 106 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,041 Chris. 107 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,695 Hi! Hi. 108 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,132 Nice of you to say hi to me. 109 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,527 Do you have anything to keep Little Miss Princess happy? 110 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:55,528 Hmm. 111 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,751 Only if you like Scooby Snacks. 112 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,274 Winner, winner. 113 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:06,322 - Tofu and kale dinner. - Tofu and kale dinner. 114 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,193 Wait. So what's the plan, birthday girl? 115 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,239 Only the greatest weekend ever. 116 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,806 Oh my goodness! 117 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,111 Hi! 118 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,896 Yay! 119 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,420 - Hey! - Hey! 120 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,815 What's up, yo? 121 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,339 Oh, I know. Shit. 122 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,385 Hey. 123 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,038 Don't be mad at me. 124 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,213 I'm not mad. 125 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,606 I just wish that you would have told me. 126 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:33,043 Well, if I told you, you wouldn't have come. 127 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,828 Are you serious? You're my best friend. 128 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,916 Of course, I'm gonna come. 129 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,657 I just would have prepared myself 130 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,920 for the toxic shit sandwich I'm about to be served. 131 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,792 Carrie, you're being dramatic. 132 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,838 Yes, she is a hot mess. 133 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,145 And yes, she is beautiful and rich. 134 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,452 And yes, she drives all of us crazy. 135 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,846 And yes, she's gonna go her entire life 136 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:53,890 without ever lifting a finger 137 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,415 and getting everything she wants. 138 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,200 And? 139 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,897 No and, those are just facts. 140 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:02,029 Okay. 141 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,334 Yeah, not helping. 142 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,640 Look, she's my friend. 143 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,600 She's not the monster that you think she is. 144 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:12,387 And if you love me, you'll give her a chance. 145 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:15,172 Please. Please, please, please, please. 146 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,435 You're lucky it's your birthday. 147 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,871 That's right, I'm the birthday bitch. 148 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,830 - Yeah. - I love you. 149 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,702 Oh. 150 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:24,355 Hi. 151 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,836 - Hey, Carrie. - Hey. 152 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,142 You look great. 153 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,840 Ah, thanks. 154 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,668 So do you. 155 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:33,714 Thanks. 156 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,197 Well, this is fun. 157 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,504 All my best friends in the same place. 158 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,463 Best birthday present ever! 159 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaking of birthdays, is this it? 160 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,511 It's all of us getting drunk and fat 161 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,122 on our old stomping grounds, which I'm so down for. 162 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,996 Oh, well, I am so glad you asked. 163 00:07:55,997 --> 00:08:00,349 Ladies and gentlemen. 164 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,133 In order to celebrate the birth 165 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:09,052 of this magnificent, beautiful creature standing before you... 166 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,358 Oh, girl. 167 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,925 Bow, bitches, down. 168 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,493 Right, thank you. 169 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,887 From a very generous donation from the My Daddy Corp, 170 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,541 I have planned a weekend 171 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:23,546 filled with sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 172 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:30,987 We have passes to the hottest ticket around town. 173 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,686 The Blue Light Music Festival! 174 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,949 - What? - I love you all! 175 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,559 Not to rain on your downpour. 176 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,082 Not a phrase, makes no fucking sense. 177 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,563 Blue Light is like a bajillion miles away. 178 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,869 Maybe more. 179 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,131 No. 180 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,698 It's a 10-hour drive from here. 181 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,308 And if we leave now, 182 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:50,267 we'll get there just after midnight. 183 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,270 Guys, 48 hours of nonstop partying, 184 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,533 multiple stages. 185 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,100 It's gonna be so lit! Yeah, okay. 186 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,145 Let's go. 187 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,799 And um, I don't know if you've heard, 188 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:05,545 but since it's my birthday, I want to travel in style. 189 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,070 Oh, yes. 190 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,071 - What? - Holy shit. 191 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,422 No way, bitch! 192 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,033 Alright, you whores, let's go! 193 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,838 Michael! 194 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,275 Okay, get a room. 195 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,929 I did. I drove it here. 196 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,975 Carrie! 197 00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,468 Ooh. 198 00:09:59,469 --> 00:10:00,990 Oh, uh, shit. 199 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,513 Sorry, my bad. 200 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,342 Everyone, this is my roomie Jason. 201 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,997 Jason, this is my everyone. 202 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,477 Hi Jason. Hey. 203 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,914 What's up? What's up? 204 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,264 He doesn't talk much, 'cause he's an ex-Marine. 205 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,267 So he's mostly just calculating badass ways he can kill you, 206 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,313 the way ex-Marines do. 207 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,793 Right. 208 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,882 Well, no one's an ex-Marine, you're a Marine for life. 209 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:27,017 But uh, yeah, I'm a Marine who also is a college student. 210 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,281 Huh. 211 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,285 Hey. 212 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,418 I'm Carrie. 213 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,639 Thank you for your service. 214 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,770 What? 215 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,599 Isn't that what you're supposed to say to someone 216 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,775 who's in the military? 217 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,691 Yeah, if you mean it. 218 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,041 Okay, beautiful people! 219 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,175 Alright, since I am treating you like royals this weekend 220 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,438 with the best weekend ever, 221 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,441 I am not lifting a fucking finger. 222 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:03,270 So, I need all of you to grab this deliciousness 223 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,533 on the table, and load it into the RV. 224 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,448 It's called "the Beast"! 225 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,016 Yes, it is, baby. 226 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,713 Alright, now let's go. I want this weekend to be perfect! 227 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,019 Yeah. Alright. 228 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,629 I didn't mean to offend you with what I said. 229 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,370 - I uh... - You're cool. 230 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,502 Hey Jason, um, would you be a doll 231 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,679 and help me with my luggage? My dad was in the Navy 232 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,506 and he said to always find a military man 233 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,814 in or out of uniform whenever help was needed. 234 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:26,989 Sure, lead the way. 235 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,297 Great, this way. 236 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,738 Oh God, of course. 237 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,746 Dude, where'd you steal this from? 238 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,009 Didn't steal it. Borrowed. 239 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,489 My Uncle Grant. 240 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,708 Oh. 241 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,710 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 242 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,841 Made it here alive. 243 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,495 So, as long as we don't have to make 244 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,193 any left or right turns, we'll be fine. 245 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,847 Babe, that's not funny. 246 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:02,590 I'm kidding. No chance in hell we'll be fine. 247 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,461 Let's have a blast in the process 248 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,549 and let the adventure begin. 249 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,856 - Whoo, whoo! - Yay! I love you all! 250 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,250 Happy birthday to me! 251 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,470 Next stop, Blue Light! 252 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:21,471 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 253 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,267 - Blue Light! - Blue Light! 254 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,803 Oh! 255 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,241 Find on your own island on that one, fuck face. 256 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,242 Drink motherfucker, drink! 257 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,070 - Drink! - Drink! 258 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,767 Drink! Drink! 259 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,334 Babe, my turn, my turn, my turn. 260 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,510 Eyes closed. 261 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,859 Hands up, bitches! 262 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,861 Alright. 263 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,212 McDonald's fries. 264 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,475 Overrated. 265 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,176 Interesting. 266 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,004 Nickelback. 267 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,528 Underappreciated. 268 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,356 Oh! Ding, ding, ding, ding! 269 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,533 We've got a loser! 270 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,535 Dude, wait, wait, wait. 271 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,754 You hate the Beatles, but you love Nickelback. 272 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,278 Straight up. 273 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,889 "Photograph" is like one of the best songs ever written. 274 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,282 No taste. Got me through our breakup. 275 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,761 Oh. 276 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:14,548 Next to your heartbeat where I should be 277 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,072 That's "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran. 278 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,683 Ed Sheeran? Really? Yeah, uhhuh. Dumbass. 279 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,033 Then who the hell is Nickelback? 280 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,165 You're an idiot. 281 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,819 Alright, chug! 282 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,301 - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 283 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,304 Chug! 284 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,567 If you'll excuse me, 285 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,699 I'm gonna go and piss out my last good brain cells. 286 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,224 - Oh God. - Yeah, man. 287 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,749 Didn't he used to be like the smartest guy in school? 288 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,707 Yeah, no one's smarter. 289 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,754 - Fucking drugs! - Fucking drugs! 290 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,148 Oh, hey. 291 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,541 You look good. 292 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:55,937 Oh, Uncle Grant's stash box. 293 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,026 What? 294 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,424 Nope. 295 00:15:03,425 --> 00:15:04,816 The fuck no. 296 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,002 Pit stop! 297 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,612 Alright! 298 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,354 Alright, kids, good time to stretch those legs. 299 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,746 - Yeah. - Get some fresh air. 300 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,834 Yeah. Use the bathroom. 301 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,966 - Yes. - Grab more munchies. 302 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,098 Heck yeah. Yeah. 303 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,275 Post annoying pictures on social media. 304 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,364 And enjoy civilization. 305 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,061 Who knows when we'll see it again. 306 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,236 Alright, let's go! 307 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,455 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 308 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,022 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 309 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,762 Chop-chop! 310 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,331 - Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 311 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,682 You wanna go unwrap that birthday present? 312 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,510 Yeah, I'd love to do that. 313 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,991 Whoo! 314 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168 Whoo! 315 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,741 Oh, okay. 316 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,090 Bom chicka... 317 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,397 No, no. 318 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,747 Rude much? 319 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,663 I hope he blows all her birthday candles. 320 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,056 Por favor, a dude's a dude. 321 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,977 Let's hope he finds her candles before they melt. 322 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,452 Hey yo, yo, yo, mama, huh. 323 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,368 Happy to pump gas in your ass. 324 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,719 Happy to kick your tiny dick! 325 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,244 What the fuck did she just say? 326 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,811 She said... 327 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,034 Hey ladies, you have a great day. 328 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,036 Oh, thank you. Now that's a gentleman. 329 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,157 Maybe they sell them inside. 330 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,826 $37 is what it takes for me to fill up my little Honda, 331 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,872 which you know, I'm assuming give and take 332 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,830 is the same as the Beast, right? 333 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,789 Yeah, we could buy a little Honda 334 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,350 for what it takes to fill this thing up. 335 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,101 And then there's uh, that. 336 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,278 Yeah, uh, the shock absorber test. 337 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,583 Yeah, classy. 338 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,759 Yeah. 339 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,632 I'm heading to get some stuff. 340 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,329 Do you want anything? 341 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,810 Um, I'm good. 342 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,159 Are you sure? 343 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,379 Because I'm gonna come back out loaded down 344 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:18,645 with Trimino, Funyuns, Teddy Grahams, Red Vines, 345 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:22,475 Nutter Butters, Fritos, and Cheetos. 346 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,563 Come on. 347 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,564 Yeah, that sounds... 348 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,783 I'll have some of yours. 349 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,222 Okay. 350 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,575 We don't want any trouble. 351 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,750 We're just gonna get in our car and go. 352 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,491 Then get in your douche mobile and go. 353 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,971 Your pretty lady friend can hop her sweet ass in my love truck. 354 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,495 Hey, assholes. That's not necessary. 355 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,713 Leave 'em alone. 356 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,238 Oh, look who came back for some more. 357 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,544 Don't you guys have a cross to burn 358 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,024 or a book to ban somewhere? 359 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,940 Oh, today's your lucky day, Senorita Suck-My-Dicka. 360 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,637 - What? - Oh. 361 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,987 Yeah, I normally like to eat a tamale, not fuck one. 362 00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,426 But in your case, mm, I'm gonna make a hard exception. 363 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:04,778 Listen here, you inbred racist 364 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,954 The only thing you're gonna be fucking tonight 365 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,696 is that dumb-ass buddy of yours. 366 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,702 So much for being a gentleman! 367 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,791 Party's just getting started. 368 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,749 Fuck off! 369 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,402 Get her. 370 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,752 Get the hell off of me. 371 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:26,147 Oh, horny little slut needs a real man. 372 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,107 Hey, let go of my girlfriend before I... 373 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,326 Yo, shithead. 374 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,327 Jason! 375 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,157 Careful! 376 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,205 No, Jason! 377 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,771 Oh my God. 378 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,773 Oh! 379 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,992 Oh God! 380 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,255 What the fuck? Guys, come on. 381 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,388 What the fuck? 382 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,964 That was total Hulk smash things, 383 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,097 next level badassery. 384 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,578 I would love to shadow you, be your intern. 385 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,101 What the hell's going on, man? 386 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,494 Pure insanity. 387 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,496 There were these racist assholes screwing with us. 388 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,237 Jason just stepped in and went bam like... 389 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,890 - Beat the shit out of 'em. - Yeah! 390 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,196 Well, technically we both did. 391 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,980 No, amor, you were so brave out there. 392 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,939 Oh my gosh, props to Jason and his mad skills. 393 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,549 They're lucky he didn't kill them. 394 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,898 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 395 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,901 Okay, no one's gonna die on my birthday, okay? 396 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,729 That would be a huge bummer. Agreed? 397 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,730 - Agreed. - Agreed. 398 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,732 No one dies, I promise. 399 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,733 Jason! 400 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,738 Looks like I should have killed 'em after all. 401 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,479 They're getting closer! 402 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,396 I'm surely not high enough for today's activities. 403 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,007 You gotta go faster, Jason! 404 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,208 I'm driving a fucking house. I'm going as fast as I can. 405 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,369 Everybody hold on to something. 406 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,588 - Oh! - Oh my God! 407 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,243 Come on, motherfucker. 408 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,244 Come on! 409 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,729 Gun! 410 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,492 That was some crazy straight up white people bullshit! 411 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,276 Oh my God! Oh my God. 412 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,191 Oh my God. 413 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,758 Hey, nice driving, dude. 414 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,281 Yeah, saving our lives. 415 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,544 Boss move to becoming lifelong besties. 416 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,590 Yeah. 417 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,944 Thank you for your service. 418 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,256 Oh shit, shit, no, no. 419 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,300 Fuck, fuck. 420 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,695 Shit, shit, no. 421 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,349 Fuck, fuck, shit. 422 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,438 No, no, no, no. 423 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,701 Fuck me! 424 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,006 Bumper's jacked. 425 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,312 Uncle's gonna make my face jacked. 426 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,445 Not to be Captain Obvious, 427 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,534 but uh, this whole thing's a piece of shit. 428 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,666 Hey, shut it. 429 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,321 Hey, baby, it's okay. It's not your fault, alright? 430 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,105 Fucking... 431 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,498 Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 432 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,239 What? What? No. 433 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,415 Carrie, please, please. Who are... who are you calling? 434 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,721 The cops! 435 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,026 We have to report this. 436 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,854 These guys just tried to kill us. 437 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,334 No, no, no, no, no, no. 438 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,205 We'd have to wait here for them to arrive. 439 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,598 I'm sorry, I might be mistaken, 440 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,470 but I'm pretty sure we have more drugs on board 441 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,645 than a Colombian cartel. 442 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,950 Mostly just inside of moi. 443 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,517 Besides, you wanna risk Jason getting arrested 444 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,214 for kicking the living shit out of both of them. 445 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,564 Of course not, but... 446 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:46,869 Highway Patrol, 447 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,480 what is your location and emergency? 448 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,265 Look, Carrie, what happened sucked. 449 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,266 It did. 450 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,486 But it's over, right? 451 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:57,837 So can we please just go to the festival like we planned? 452 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,491 Please? 453 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,536 Hello? Do you need assistance? 454 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:04,105 Carre, it's my birthday. 455 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,367 I just want to have fun. 456 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,673 Hello? 457 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,196 Please? 458 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,894 - Okay. - Thank you. 459 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,940 Okay. I love you. 460 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,376 Yeah, I love you, too. 461 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,466 Okay, bad things happen to good people, 462 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:19,859 blah, blah, blah, 463 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,818 but we shouldn't let it ruin our weekend. 464 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,472 Michael, I'll give you my credit card 465 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,866 and you can have the Beast fixed before your uncle sees anything. 466 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,302 Good as new. 467 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,478 Seriously? 468 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,610 That would be amazing. 469 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,089 Oh, we're family. 470 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,526 We're in this together. 471 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:35,962 So sweet of you, thanks. 472 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,355 Okay. 473 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,965 We have been standing on the side 474 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:42,969 of a dirty, muddy road for too long. 475 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,711 Let's get our asses to Blue Light! 476 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,148 - Okay, baby, baby, sure? - What? 477 00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,367 Sure. 478 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,585 But first we need to figure out the whole 479 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,760 get-our-asses-there part. 480 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,109 Easy-peasy. 481 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,937 We just go back to the truck stop, start over. 482 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,548 Problem solved, let's go! 483 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,245 No, we shouldn't waste time backtracking. 484 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,334 Yeah, no, look, he's right. 485 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,944 We're already behind on schedule, 486 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,033 so we need to find the best route forward from right here. 487 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,818 Oh yeah, I think I got something, guys. 488 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,428 Gaby! 489 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,430 Alright, it's kind of sketch, but it looks like this route 490 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,302 will get us to Blue Light two hours later than planned. 491 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,695 That's fine. Sold! Everybody, 492 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:14,957 - back to the beast! - Yeah, that's sick. 493 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,089 So it's looking good. Yes, okay! 494 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,264 Blue Light, Blue Light, Blue Light. 495 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,093 Let's go, let's go. Party, party, party! 496 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:31,017 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 497 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:33,149 We're going to Blue Light. 498 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,891 Blue Light, Blue Light. 499 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,850 We're going to Blue Light. 500 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,113 Blue Light. 501 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,855 Eh, check it out now. 502 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:07,183 Pretty kick-ass driving back there. 503 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,534 Is that military training? 504 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:13,015 No, I actually used to steal a lot of cars. 505 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,103 So you know, you don't want to get caught, 506 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,455 you got to be a kick-ass driver. 507 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,458 Oh. 508 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,155 I've never met anyone who's stolen a car before. 509 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,854 That's um, that's cool. 510 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:27,813 You still haven't. I'm... 511 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,728 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking with you. 512 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,556 I didn't... 513 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,776 - Stupid. - Okay. 514 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,477 When you're stationed in Afghanistan, 515 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:44,351 you realize pretty quickly that the key to staying alive 516 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,659 is being a defensive driver. 517 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,879 It's better than bullets. 518 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,798 Shit, I lost the signal again. 519 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,932 - Anyone got a signal? - I got a signal. 520 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,194 It says to go straight. 521 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,283 No, take a right maybe. 522 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:04,980 Gaby, no maybes. 523 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:06,547 Fuck, I lost signal, 524 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,708 but I'm pretty sure it said take the road on the right. 525 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,032 Babe, fuck it, just take the righty-tighty road, okay? 526 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,163 Yeah. 527 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,382 If you can't trust a future Olympian, 528 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,775 who the hell are you gonna trust? 529 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:17,776 - Right. - Yeah, right? 530 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,952 Yeah. 531 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:51,592 Alright, got one. 532 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,335 1988, but it's the entire United States, 533 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,380 so the basic highways should still be the same. 534 00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:00,340 You figure out where we are and I will blow you myself. 535 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:03,778 Look at my man, taking one for the team. 536 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,085 That's hot, baby. 537 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,350 Whoohoohoohoo! 538 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,571 Just a heads up, you do not wanna go in there. 539 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,703 Something died inside of me and fell out. 540 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:17,532 Shit is nasty. 541 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:21,013 Jesus, are you well? 542 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,362 Open all the fucking windows. 543 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,624 Now! No, leave it. 544 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,280 Oh my God, oh my God. 545 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,325 It's like toxic, ugh. 546 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,284 What? 547 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,634 Why would someone just leave a nice car like that? 548 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,245 Out here in the middle of nowhere? 549 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,291 Maybe they ran out of gas. 550 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,945 What did they do, just walk? 551 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,164 We've been driving for miles, we haven't seen anybody. 552 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,645 Okay, maybe they got a ride. 553 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,908 I don't know, maybe they stole the car and ditched it. 554 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:50,390 Maybe they got kidnapped, who knows, who cares? 555 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:51,609 God, you think of the stupidest shit 556 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,915 for a smart girl sometimes. 557 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,480 Boom goes the dynamite. 558 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,439 Quick stop to check for directions. 559 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,704 Next stop, Blue Light, final stop, party! 560 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,533 I got this, bro. 561 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:48,275 I'll go in. You've been driving. 562 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,409 It's okay, bro. 563 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:56,369 You just lay right there and do nothing. 564 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,413 Why did you invite him again? 565 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,589 'Cause he's our friend, Michael. 566 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:02,768 Plus, he brought the best birthday present. 567 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,857 You even know what that does? 568 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:11,645 It's either an upper, downer, makes me fly or invisible. 569 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,169 But half the fun is not knowing. 570 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,214 I know that's right. 571 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,520 Here, I'll get him to bed. 572 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:18,608 Okay. 573 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,958 I'll go with you, Michael. 574 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,221 Cool. 575 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,968 Does this ever feel like the longest road trip ever? 576 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,840 Wait until we're hungover driving back post Blue Light. 577 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,669 Shut up. 578 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:38,891 Don't say that out loud, Michael. 579 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,117 I've seen this movie. 580 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,818 Hi. 581 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:56,342 Um, I'm sure that you've heard this before, 582 00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:59,738 but we might be kind of lost. 583 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:03,002 We'd really appreciate your help. 584 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,614 Uh, we're headed to the Blue Light Music Festival 585 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,355 for my girlfriend's birthday. 586 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:12,445 It's supposed to be pretty cool. A lot of awesome bands. 587 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:15,535 Turn around and go back down the highway. 588 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:18,799 Cell service is for shit, so Google Maps is worthless. 589 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,106 But if I'm reading this map correctly, 590 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,586 it looks like this road cuts directly through here, 591 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,764 which would save us a bunch of time from backtracking. 592 00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:32,813 Also, uh, we'd love to get a pretty big dinner order to go. 593 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,423 We have an RV full of hungry college students. 594 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:35,643 We're closed. 595 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:41,518 Looks pretty open to me. 596 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,784 We just need a little bit of help, dude. 597 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:54,313 I said we're closed. 598 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,444 I also said for you to turn around 599 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,098 and go back down the highway. 600 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,621 So help? 601 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,799 It's been given, dude. 602 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,498 Excuse me? 603 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,717 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 604 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:08,936 Would anyone happen to know 605 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,896 where the road out front eventually goes? 606 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:20,993 Really? 607 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,865 No one here speaks English? 608 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:30,872 Well, Mr. Smith & Wesson do. 609 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,875 And they we said we're closed. 610 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,618 Okay, come on, Michael. 611 00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,664 Thank you, sir, for your help. We're gonna be going. 612 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,594 - Hey, is everything okay? - Goddamn rednecks. 613 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:02,816 Dude, oh my God. 614 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:03,991 Hey. 615 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,210 We asked the bartender for directions, 616 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,864 and he pulled a gun on us, 617 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,214 and told us to turn around and get back to the highway. 618 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,563 - What? - Yeah. 619 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:11,607 Not leaving them a good Yelp review. 620 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:12,870 Fuck him! 621 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,480 I should have kicked his country fried-ass! 622 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,875 Hey, baby, hey. 623 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,834 I'm so sorry that happened. 624 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:22,532 That is so fucked up. 625 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,100 Let's get out of here, okay? 626 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,797 Maps don't lie. 627 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,277 People do. 628 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,192 Now, this map shows the road going directly through, 629 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:34,021 and when we had cell service, it showed the exact same. 630 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,503 There's nothing left to talk about. 631 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,091 Alright, couple of hours on here, 632 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,396 and then we should hit the interstate. 633 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:03,050 It's a straight shot from there. 634 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,399 King of the road, brother. 635 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,924 Yo, Chris, you still alive back there? 636 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,882 Deadbeat's still in stoner slumber. 637 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,797 Knowing him, he'll wake up just as we get to Blue Light, 638 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:12,407 little shit. 639 00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:15,715 Speaking of, was it, you know... 640 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,847 - Little? - Yeah. 641 00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:20,328 I don't have a lot to compare it to. 642 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,330 Oh my God, no, it's huge. 643 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,331 Like an anaconda. 644 00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,463 Does hurt a bit. 645 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,594 Hey, how the hell do you know that? 646 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,683 Oh, please, before we became a thing, 647 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:28,989 I played truth or dare with the whole school 648 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,425 to see everybody's things. 649 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:31,557 Oh my God, she did. 650 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:32,950 That's some bullshit. Yeah. 651 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,995 - Okay, birthday girl. - Oh yeah. 652 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,519 - Fuck, marry, kill. - Ooh, okay. 653 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,608 Michael, Jason or Chris? 654 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:42,655 Oh man, this is a really hard one. 655 00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:46,137 Um, I'll probably fuck Chris 656 00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,965 because of the whole, you know, it being huge thing. 657 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,575 - Oh, there's that. - Watch it there. 658 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,098 Oh, um, and then I'll definitely marry Michael. 659 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,752 Aw. That's sweet, that's a good answer. 660 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:54,797 Yeah, you better put a ring on it. 661 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:58,584 And then, Jason, I'm sorry, I just simply don't know you, 662 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,542 so I'm gonna have to kill you. 663 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,066 Logical. 664 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,285 Okay, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 665 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,678 I don't want to play anymore. 666 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,766 You should be nervous. 667 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,290 Uh, fuck, marry, kill. 668 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,683 Okay, oh my God. 669 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:13,555 - Gabster. - Yeah! 670 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:14,861 Sarah. 671 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:17,211 Okay. 672 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:18,647 - And me. - Ooh. 673 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,085 Yeah, and you guys gotta act 'em all out. 674 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,303 Oh, fuck off! 675 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,392 In your dreams, frat boy! 676 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:25,524 Keep your eyes on the road, okay? 677 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,134 - Yeah. - There's precious cargo here. 678 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,657 Yeah! You got a fucking cargo. 679 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:29,832 Yeah. 680 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,878 Um, well, obviously, right off the bat, 681 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:34,446 - I would fuck Gaby. - Hell yeah! 682 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:35,795 Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey! 683 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,493 - Go, go, go! - Oh my God! 684 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,236 You're gonna fall, bitch. 685 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:42,845 You know, 'cause she seems like... 686 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,673 Because I'm the only one here 687 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,154 who can make ladies achieve lift-off. 688 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,982 - She's not wrong! - The only one. 689 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,223 Yeah! Man, whatever, whatever. 690 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,205 As for the rest of you uh... 691 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:56,511 Marry Olivia, kill me. 692 00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:58,644 Right? 693 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,689 Okay, hold on. 694 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,082 There are a lot of variables to consider 695 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,171 between the two of you. 696 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,783 - Michael? - Everyone okay? 697 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:08,742 The brain dead could sleep through 698 00:34:08,743 --> 00:34:10,090 a goddamn hurricane back there. 699 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,396 What the fuck? Did you hit a deer or something? 700 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:12,875 I don't... don't know. I didn't see anything. 701 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,181 What the fuck was that? 702 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,226 What do you mean, well, there was something. 703 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,575 I didn't... I didn't see anything! 704 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:19,839 Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down, chill out. 705 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,841 Take a breath, okay? 706 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,234 Jesus Christ. 707 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,671 Hey, hey, baby, it's really dark out there, okay? 708 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,325 No one's blaming you. 709 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,762 If we hit something, we have to check it out. 710 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,068 It could be injured. 711 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,678 Or it could be a branch. She's right. 712 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,202 Besides, if we did hit an animal and it's still alive back there, 713 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,203 you do not want to be waltzing back there 714 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,509 to check on it. 715 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,901 A wounded animal is the most unpredictable thing. 716 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,122 Well, what if it wasn't an animal or a branch? 717 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,645 - What if it was a person? - Oh, Carrie! 718 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:44,733 Who the hell is wandering around here 719 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:45,865 in the middle of the night? 720 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,306 We saw that abandoned car back there. 721 00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:50,348 That abandoned car was forever ago! 722 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:51,523 Stop talking crazy! 723 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,655 I'm not talking crazy, okay? 724 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,048 We don't know what we ran over. 725 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,658 I think all the options are still on the table. 726 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,920 Look, fuck this. 727 00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:59,618 I'm not waiting around to find out what we hit 728 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:00,620 or didn't. 729 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,147 Come on. Come on! 730 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,844 Shit! Goddammit! 731 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,759 This can't be happening. 732 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,761 My uncle's gonna freak the fucking shit out 733 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,023 and then my dad's gonna triple it. 734 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,114 Hey, hey, it's okay. 735 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,506 How about you let me talk to them? 736 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:19,899 Your uncle loves me. 737 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,205 He will understand. It's my birthday. 738 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:25,296 Baby, he doesn't know I took his RV. 739 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,820 No one does. 740 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,084 What? 741 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,651 Michael, you specifically told me that you talked... 742 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,000 I know... I know what I told you. 743 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,567 Baby, I know what I... I know what I told you. 744 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,177 But that doesn't mean it was true. 745 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,788 We needed to find a way to get to Blue Light for the weekend. 746 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,138 - Fuck this. - He was out of town on business. 747 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,530 Michael! 748 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,793 So I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. 749 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,926 Okay, relax. Shit happens. 750 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:48,797 Every single one of you in here has lied to your family 751 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,538 about something big before. 752 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:51,713 That's life. 753 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:53,759 I still have daddy's black Amex. 754 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,847 It won't matter the cost. 755 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,370 We'll fix it. 756 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:58,764 The credit card is nice, but it literally doesn't matter 757 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,288 if we can't reach anyone to send a tow truck 758 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,420 to wherever we are. 759 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,378 I don't have a signal. 760 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,075 Does anyone have signal? Like can you check? 761 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,294 No, I don't. No. 762 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,905 - Fucking great, great. - No. 763 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:13,431 Okay, so what... What are we supposed to do? 764 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,649 We see what we need to do to get this thing 765 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:15,608 fucking running again. 766 00:36:15,609 --> 00:36:16,782 Okay. 767 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:17,783 Right? Okay. 768 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,480 - He's right. - Let's go. 769 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,699 - I'll go check it out, Jason. - What? 770 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,266 - Whoa, whoa! - Hop in the driver's seat... 771 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,876 - Michael! - And I'm good. I'm good. 772 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,531 I'll let you know when to gun it. 773 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:27,794 Got it. 774 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,318 Alright, cool. 775 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,801 Will you just be careful, please? 776 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:38,151 I survived Hell Week at my fraternity. 777 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:41,199 I sure as hell can survive an empty road at night, baby. 778 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,376 Um, hey, maybe you can check on... 779 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,508 What I hit? 780 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,464 It's all good out here! 781 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:37,079 Couldn't have been a deer or even a person. 782 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,213 Not a scratch. No sign of impact. 783 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,871 It's weird as hell. 784 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,188 It's gotta be a branch. 785 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,321 There's a goddamn forest out here. 786 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,106 You're welcome, non-doubters. 787 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,805 Okay. 788 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,909 Nothing's underneath. Start her up. 789 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,371 What would you do in Afghanistan 790 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,200 when you had vehicle trouble? 791 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,510 Pray. 792 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,905 Start it again. 793 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,607 - Yes! - Yes! 794 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,870 Yes! 795 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,660 Ah, Michael! 796 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,878 Michael! 797 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,837 Oh my God, Michael. 798 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,142 - Where is Michael? - I don't know. 799 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,448 He was coming back in a second ago. Michael! 800 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,711 Olivia, what the hell are you looking at? 801 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,234 Tell us what you saw. What happened to Michael? 802 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,497 Stop yelling at her, she's scared! 803 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,238 I'm going out there. She's going into shock. 804 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,588 Fuck! We need to lay her down now. 805 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:18,328 Okay, no, wait. Clear the couch. 806 00:40:18,329 --> 00:40:19,503 Okay, okay. 807 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:20,765 Grab that pillow. Put it under her head. 808 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:22,462 Right here. And we need to elevate her feet. 809 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,029 Give me that blanket, we have to keep her warm. 810 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:25,030 It's okay. 811 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:32,690 Alright. She should be fine. 812 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,693 We just need to keep her wrapped up and watch her. 813 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:37,783 Shh. 814 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,351 Did you guys hear that? 815 00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:44,745 - What? - What did you hear? 816 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,312 I don't know. 817 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,227 I thought it was some kind of scream like from far away. 818 00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:49,446 Maybe an animal. 819 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,490 I didn't hear anything. Jason, did you? 820 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:51,492 Shh. 821 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:03,504 Michael! 822 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,770 Michael! 823 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,557 Michael! 824 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,386 Michael! 825 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:19,737 What the hell? 826 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,652 Michael! 827 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,176 Fuck this. I'm going out. 828 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,656 No, wait, wait. We don't know what's out there. 829 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,092 - You shouldn't... - Michael's out there. 830 00:41:27,093 --> 00:41:28,529 We know that. 831 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,270 Whoa, where did you get that? 832 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,663 Ammo box by my seat. 833 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,142 You just reached in and happened to find a gun? 834 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:35,404 No, I planted it there 835 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:36,841 when I was still plotting to murder you all. 836 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,538 Jesus Christ, I found it when I was looking for maps. 837 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,626 Give me a break. 838 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,282 Michael! 839 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:45,590 Any more questions? Or can I go find our friend? 840 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:16,968 What's he doing? 841 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,492 Scoping it out. 842 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,889 Hey, I didn't mean to lose my shit on Olivia. 843 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,499 How is she? 844 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,849 It's okay. She's resting. 845 00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:30,068 Can someone go check on Chris? 846 00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:31,113 I'm on it. 847 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:35,116 Chris. 848 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,858 Chris, you have to wake up. 849 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:38,946 Chris, wake up! 850 00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:41,166 Wake up, damn it! 851 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,733 This is insane. 852 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:43,865 Jason? 853 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,824 - Where is he? - I don't know. 854 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:48,173 He was standing right there in front of the windshield. 855 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,870 When I looked back for a second, he wasn't there. 856 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:50,959 Jason! 857 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,530 Oh my God! 858 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,750 Hi. 859 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,361 I think I see something down there. 860 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,190 Be careful. 861 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:19,046 We officially qualify as a shit show on wheels. 862 00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,789 Not how Olivia imagined her birthday weekend would go. 863 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:47,031 Michael! 864 00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:48,206 Is that you? 865 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,905 Michael! 866 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,407 Michael? 867 00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:16,714 Is that you? 868 00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,107 Come on, is that you? 869 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:30,770 I've got a gun, asshole! 870 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,817 And I'm not afraid to fucking use it! 871 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:38,953 I'm not fucking around here! 872 00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:43,305 Come on! 873 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:02,410 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 874 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:03,456 Holy fuck. 875 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:10,854 Jason. 876 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,682 Get down! 877 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,815 What the hell? 878 00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:18,949 - Who's Jason shooting at? - I don't know. 879 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:21,734 How do we know that he's the one doing the shooting? 880 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:22,996 We have to do something. 881 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,432 Yeah. 882 00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:25,783 Okay. 883 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,175 Wait, Carrie, where are you going? 884 00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:29,786 What are doing? Carrie. Carrie. 885 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,526 Something. 886 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,051 You have a better idea? 887 00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,387 Run! 888 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:09,390 Fuck it. 889 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,393 Lock the door! 890 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:51,911 We need to get the hell out of here! 891 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,132 Oh, yes! 892 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:56,220 Shit! 893 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,743 It's working, it's working, it's working! 894 00:47:57,744 --> 00:48:00,180 Fuck yeah, go, go, go, go, go! 895 00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,268 Go, go, go! 896 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,791 Yeah, yeah, go! Go, go, go! 897 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,663 Don't you dare get your foot off that pedal, Sarah, go! 898 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,362 Oh, you can count on that, girl! 899 00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:12,846 You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. 900 00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,327 - Just... - Okay. 901 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,807 What do you think I'm doing? 902 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,549 Oh, what's going on, what's going on? Hey! Hey! Hey! 903 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,942 No, Sarah stop reversing. 904 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,858 I'm not! Something's pulling us! 905 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:33,518 What the fuck is pulling us? 906 00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:34,954 There's nothing back here! 907 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,564 Well, then you explain what the fuck is happening? 908 00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:39,046 I don't know what's happening! Why the fuck? 909 00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:44,311 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 910 00:48:44,312 --> 00:48:46,140 This isn't possible. 911 00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:49,229 No, we're in the same exact spot that we were before. 912 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,927 No, no, no, that can't be right. 913 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,711 Fuck, apparently it can. 914 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,714 Just try going forward again, Sarah, go! 915 00:48:57,021 --> 00:49:00,980 - It's dead. - Okay, try again. Try again! 916 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,808 Try it again, Sarah, just pull it again! 917 00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,505 Fucking try it again! 918 00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,639 Gaby! Stop it! 919 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,336 - She's trying, it's not... - Oh, nice fucking tears! 920 00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:11,512 Stop it! It's not her fault, she's trying! 921 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:13,993 - I don't wanna die! - You're not gonna die. 922 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,996 We just need to stay calm and just... just stay calm, okay? 923 00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,128 Oh, that's a fucking genius plan. 924 00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,433 You know what? How about dialing it back 925 00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:20,521 with the attitude a little bit? 926 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:22,002 We're all in this together, Gaby. 927 00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:24,656 I'm sorry. 928 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:26,832 Fuck! 929 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,312 Sorry. 930 00:49:28,313 --> 00:49:30,444 It's okay, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 931 00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:32,533 I'm sorry, you're okay, you're fine. 932 00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:33,534 You're okay, you're fine. 933 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,366 Guys. 934 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:41,934 Guys, the windows. 935 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:43,023 Oh my God. 936 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,163 I guess they must have closed when we were... 937 00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:54,643 Dragged back? 938 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:58,821 Yeah, something like that. 939 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,345 I wish Michael and Jason were here. 940 00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:02,824 Shit. 941 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:03,825 Jason's military background would be every... 942 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,698 Would do what, Sarah? 943 00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,917 Jason had a gun and he knew how to use it 944 00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:11,703 and that didn't help him. Whatever's out there is like... 945 00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:14,488 What if it's them? Hmm? 946 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,750 What, who? 947 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,187 Michael and Jason. 948 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,666 Fucking with us, trying to scare us. 949 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,059 Are you serious? 950 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:22,888 Why not? I-I don't know. 951 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:26,152 Maybe like a thousand reasons why not. 952 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,067 First of which, Michael's girlfriend 953 00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,548 is currently catatonic on the couch. 954 00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,071 If they really wanted to punk us, 955 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:35,206 that's one seriously messed-up birthday present for her. 956 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,864 What if she's in on it? 957 00:50:42,865 --> 00:50:43,779 Olivia? 958 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:44,953 Yeah. 959 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,433 Think about it. 960 00:50:46,434 --> 00:50:50,524 Who's the biggest drama queen and prankster we know? 961 00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:54,093 Loves creating Instagramable moments for the world to see. 962 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,617 This whole thing could be one big prank on us. 963 00:50:56,618 --> 00:50:57,879 Oh my God. 964 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,838 No, no, no, Gaby's right. 965 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,840 I mean, think about it. What do we know? 966 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,972 Michael goes missing and the only person around 967 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:07,193 to witness what happened was Olivia. 968 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:10,327 Then Michael's roommate magically finds a gun, 969 00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:11,719 goes looking for him. 970 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,722 We hear gunshots, but none of us see anything. 971 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:16,246 Except for Jason. 972 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,683 Come back in covered in what looks to be blood, 973 00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:20,293 but you can buy buckets of that shit online. 974 00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:22,556 No, we literally saw him get sucked into the void. 975 00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:24,472 We don't know what we saw. 976 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,649 Okay, fine. 977 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:32,914 But why? Like to any of this? Why? 978 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,525 Olivia was so excited to get to Blue Light 979 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:35,875 as early as we could. 980 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,227 What if we were never going to Blue Light? 981 00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:45,492 Maybe this whole thing was just a way to get us in the RV 982 00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:47,407 and on the road. 983 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:51,150 A road that we're now on thanks to a map that Jason found. 984 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:53,892 - Yeah. - Okay, but I was with Michael 985 00:51:53,893 --> 00:51:55,720 when we showed the bartender that map. 986 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,852 Ah, but what did the bartender tell you? 987 00:51:57,853 --> 00:51:59,202 To turn around. 988 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:00,378 And did we? 989 00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:04,163 No. 990 00:52:04,164 --> 00:52:07,079 No, instead we followed Michael and Jason 991 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,300 down to whatever rabbit hole they had planned for us. 992 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:12,737 They could have come out here days ago. 993 00:52:12,738 --> 00:52:14,086 - Rigged the whole shit. - Rigged? 994 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:16,220 It's probably a fucking dead end, no traffic. 995 00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:19,135 Perfect spot for a prank. 996 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,614 Shit. 997 00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:21,746 No, we gotta give them points. 998 00:52:21,747 --> 00:52:23,095 They're good. 999 00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:24,923 And Michael's whole sob story 1000 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:26,142 about stealing this RV from his uncle. 1001 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,579 - All fucking bullshit. - All bullshit. 1002 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,451 And this would be so messed up if they really did that. 1003 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:36,413 Or it would be the greatest birthday prank ever. 1004 00:52:36,414 --> 00:52:40,373 Let's say for the sake of argument that you're right. 1005 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:43,376 Do you really think that Meryl Streep over there 1006 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:45,726 could keep this act up the whole time? 1007 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,380 Why fake it? 1008 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:50,775 Dr. Feelgood back there has plenty of stuff 1009 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:52,124 - in his joy bag. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1010 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,604 We all watched her take that pill. 1011 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,692 Oh, she did that. 1012 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:55,997 She said she didn't know what it did, 1013 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:58,478 but what if it was a sleeping pill, you guys? 1014 00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,132 Sure would help keep the illusion alive. 1015 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:03,179 - She hasn't moved once. - You're fucking right. 1016 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,050 Okay. 1017 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:06,965 Even if some of that makes sense... 1018 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,271 Mmhmm. 1019 00:53:08,272 --> 00:53:12,231 How can you explain this RV being pulled back 1020 00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:14,625 to the same exact spot that we were just in? 1021 00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,845 We just saw that. 1022 00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:23,591 Truck winch. 1023 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:28,074 Michael's fucking truck. 1024 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:30,162 Oh my God. 1025 00:53:30,163 --> 00:53:32,773 Michael and Jason come out here a few days ago, 1026 00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:34,340 leave the truck, 1027 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,821 then when they go missing, get in the truck, get the winch, 1028 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:39,258 hook it up, we try to leave, bam! 1029 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:41,869 Hashtag jokes on us suckers. 1030 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,089 Oh my God. 1031 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,090 She's good, she was fucking good. 1032 00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,527 No, no, no, no, no. 1033 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,486 Gotta flip the narrative, Carre. 1034 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:52,359 Best part of this prank will be Olivia's face. 1035 00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:57,059 When we bust her, she's gonna love it and hate us. 1036 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,974 Then Michael and Jason get back on board 1037 00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:01,106 and we can finally go to Blue Light. 1038 00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:03,848 It was that much. 1039 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:06,243 So how do we prove that she's faking it? 1040 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:11,987 What does a girl who can smoke endless amounts of weed hate? 1041 00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:15,816 She gags and vomits. 1042 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:17,209 Just a whiff. 1043 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,211 - Remember? - Cigarette smoke. 1044 00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:20,430 Bingo. Yeah. 1045 00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:21,996 Yeah. 1046 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:24,783 - But none of us smoke anymore. - Yeah. 1047 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:27,524 What? I thought you said you quit smoking in high school. 1048 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:29,048 Ooh, shocker, I lied. 1049 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:33,270 - Let's go viral, bitches. - Okay. 1050 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:35,881 Okay. 1051 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,797 How do I look? How do I look? 1052 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,582 Give it a sec. 1053 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,281 - Ew. - Look like a rat's nest. 1054 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,543 Okay. 1055 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:48,327 I was not ready, okay. 1056 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:49,328 Okay, you good? 1057 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,896 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Okay. 1058 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,289 Go. 1059 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:54,812 It's your girl Gabster here. 1060 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,335 And Sarah C. 1061 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:59,557 And we are in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1062 00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,341 And we're about to twist this bitch. 1063 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,778 It's been a while since we've checked on Olivia. 1064 00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:06,563 I'm starting to get very worried. 1065 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:10,480 She looked really, really sick. I know. 1066 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:14,353 And it's so sad she can't celebrate her birthday. 1067 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:15,572 Hmm. 1068 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:17,009 What should we do, Sarah? 1069 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:22,406 We let her die and fuck Michael. 1070 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,109 Busted bitch! 1071 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,983 Wait. She's not reacting. 1072 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,464 And she's not that good of an actress. 1073 00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,605 What the fuck? 1074 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:54,089 Oh my God! 1075 00:55:56,831 --> 00:56:00,966 Stop! 1076 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:11,105 Help me get that seatbelt on her. 1077 00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:13,369 It'll be safer from whatever. 1078 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,979 Gaby, you want to help? 1079 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,328 Gaby. 1080 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:19,549 Chris, get up, you dumb worthless fuck! 1081 00:56:19,550 --> 00:56:20,637 Chris! 1082 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:22,073 Get the fuck up! 1083 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:24,250 Get up! Stop fucking around! 1084 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:27,600 Chris? Chris, honey? Chris? 1085 00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:29,602 Guys? Guys! Something's wrong with Chris! 1086 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:31,212 Come here now! 1087 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:32,344 What did he take? I don't know. 1088 00:56:32,345 --> 00:56:34,302 - What didn't he take? - Jesus Christ. 1089 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:35,826 - Chris. - Hey honey, can you hear me? 1090 00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:37,567 Hey, Chris, can you hear me? 1091 00:56:37,568 --> 00:56:39,264 You guys help me put him on his side, okay? 1092 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:41,005 Okay. One... 1093 00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:42,093 - Two, three. - Two, three. 1094 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:43,486 Go! Go! Go! 1095 00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:45,576 Up, up, up. Okay, now it's okay. 1096 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,623 - Molly, ecstasy, Adderall? - Jesus. 1097 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:51,972 Chris, I swear to God, if you fucking die, 1098 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,321 I'll fucking kill you! 1099 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,323 Wake up! 1100 00:56:57,588 --> 00:56:59,980 Get it out. That's good. Get it out. 1101 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:03,201 Okay, okay, okay. 1102 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,942 Good job. Good job. Good job. 1103 00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,727 Okay, you're okay. 1104 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:10,427 Hey, baby. 1105 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,690 I had the craziest dream. 1106 00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:15,736 Did you? Yeah? 1107 00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:19,174 And you were there. 1108 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:24,483 And you. 1109 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:26,746 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1110 00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:30,403 Michael and Jason weren't there. 1111 00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,146 They're dead. 1112 00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:46,462 How did he know that? 1113 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,116 He had to have heard us talking. 1114 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:51,075 Okay, but what are we gonna do now? 1115 00:57:51,076 --> 00:57:52,424 We don't have the luxury of passing out. 1116 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,599 We can't just sit here on our asses, guys. 1117 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,079 No, that's exactly what we should do. 1118 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,951 We don't know what's out there. 1119 00:57:57,952 --> 00:58:01,085 We know all the dead animals are in here. 1120 00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,347 What if that's it? 1121 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,044 What if it was an animal? 1122 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,742 A bear? 1123 00:58:05,743 --> 00:58:07,308 I don't know if a bear could pull us back, 1124 00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,267 but the rest of the shit it could have done. 1125 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:10,964 It would have to be a pack of bears. 1126 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:12,096 Okay. 1127 00:58:12,097 --> 00:58:14,707 Or a pack of pissed-off truckers. 1128 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,100 No way. 1129 00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:17,928 We lost those asshats a long time ago. 1130 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:19,973 What if we didn't? They're truckers. 1131 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,019 They probably know every back road around this place. 1132 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,499 They don't know our route. 1133 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,978 Nobody does. Not even us. 1134 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,545 Back at the Roadhouse. 1135 00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:28,373 We made it clear exactly where we were going 1136 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:31,724 - and which road we were taking. - Are you hearing yourself? 1137 00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:33,987 Captain KKK and his sidekick Little Adolf 1138 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,729 were never at the Roadhouse. 1139 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,428 I think that I might have seen their truck 1140 00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:41,560 pulling into the parking lot as we were leaving. 1141 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,692 What? 1142 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,607 Carrie, why wouldn't you tell us this? 1143 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:46,478 Oh my God. It happened so fast, and it was... it was dark, 1144 00:58:46,479 --> 00:58:48,480 and I just saw their taillights as we were pulling out, 1145 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:49,873 and I figured that if I said anything, 1146 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,570 you guys would have just called me crazy again, so... 1147 00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:53,093 Yes, and we would have been right to call you crazy. 1148 00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:54,747 Are you kidding me? 1149 00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:56,749 You have no idea what you saw other than some random lights 1150 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,969 on a random truck at a random diner. 1151 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,014 They could have tracked us down. 1152 00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:02,929 That place could have been filled with people they knew. 1153 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,017 Maybe they even called ahead 1154 00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:05,497 and told them to look out for us. 1155 00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:07,107 That would explain their creepy behavior towards us. 1156 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:08,239 I'm not buying it. 1157 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,415 It's as good an explanation as bears 1158 00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,461 or a non-existent prank? 1159 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,552 Maybe it wasn't a prank. 1160 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,991 Maybe it was Jason. Think about it. 1161 00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:23,602 We know, no shit about him except for he's sketchy as fuck. 1162 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:24,908 We've seen his violent side 1163 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,258 and he's the only one currently with a gun. 1164 00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:28,564 Jason's a good guy. 1165 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,087 Okay, well a lot of good guys come back 1166 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:32,568 from war with PTSD, Carrie. 1167 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,396 He could have been a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. 1168 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,964 The last thing he said to us was run. 1169 00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:40,532 He wanted us to leave the safety of our RV. 1170 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,534 It would have been open hunting grounds for him. 1171 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:43,927 I'm sorry, you're being paranoid. 1172 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:45,493 I'm not fucking being paranoid! 1173 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,278 Carrie is the only one allowed to have the right answer. 1174 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,496 - Always. - You know what? 1175 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,150 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to! 1176 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:51,978 You were always smarter than the rest of us dumb bitches! 1177 00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:55,329 - Right? - Oh God, guys, stop! 1178 00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:58,419 We don't know shit about shit. 1179 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,423 The only thing we do know is we have each other. 1180 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:04,034 And until we get on the other side 1181 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:05,209 of whatever the fuck this is, 1182 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,037 we better act like the lifelong friends 1183 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,474 we've been pretending to be. 1184 01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:12,869 Yes, I understand. 1185 01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,567 Olivia? What the fuck? 1186 01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:17,961 Olivia, who are you talking to? 1187 01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:20,790 Okay, I will. I promise. 1188 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:23,662 Olivia, we need your phone right now to call for help. 1189 01:00:23,663 --> 01:00:25,142 If she has signal, we should all have signal. 1190 01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:26,884 Check your phones. Call 911. 1191 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,669 What the fuck? I've got nothing. 1192 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,411 No, me neither. I don't see anything. 1193 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,719 Olivia? 1194 01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:39,330 Olivia! What? 1195 01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:41,768 She couldn't have just vanished. She was right there. 1196 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:48,426 Asshole! I knew this was a setup. 1197 01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:49,862 Michael, what the hell is go... 1198 01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:51,996 Michael, what the hell is... 1199 01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:54,954 Stop it. Who is this? 1200 01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,783 Stop it. Who is this? 1201 01:00:58,263 --> 01:00:59,698 What do you want? 1202 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,615 Fuck, marry, kill. 1203 01:01:06,488 --> 01:01:08,315 Olivia. 1204 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:09,577 - Oh my God. - Fuck this. 1205 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,275 Oh my God, Gaby! 1206 01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:12,972 You're okay, you're okay. Come on. Come on. 1207 01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:15,061 We're getting Olivia. I'm not leaving her out there! 1208 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,237 Okay, okay, okay! Let's go. Be careful, be careful. 1209 01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:20,197 Come on. Let's go. 1210 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,720 Why the fuck isn't it opening? 1211 01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,809 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop! 1212 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,074 Can't you see that? Enough. 1213 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,817 Olivia! Olivia! 1214 01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:36,039 Olivia. What the hell is she doing? 1215 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,736 - Olivia. Olivia! Come back! - Olivia! 1216 01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,129 - Olivia! No! - What the fuck are you doing? 1217 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,914 Olivia! 1218 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:58,626 - Where are you going? - Olivia! 1219 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,672 - Olivia, I swear to god! - Olivia! 1220 01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:03,371 Olivia, stop! What are you doing? 1221 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:07,724 Michael? Michael? 1222 01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:12,467 Michael? 1223 01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,559 I came. 1224 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,433 Alone. Just like you asked. 1225 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,478 What is she doing? 1226 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:26,263 Who the hell is she talking to? 1227 01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:28,875 Everything's gonna be okay. We can be together again. 1228 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,662 Michael? 1229 01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:40,494 Where the fuck did that fog come from? 1230 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:42,322 - Olivia! - Olivia! 1231 01:02:42,323 --> 01:02:43,759 Turn around! 1232 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,108 Olivia, turn around! 1233 01:02:45,109 --> 01:02:46,153 Olivia! 1234 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:53,377 Olivia. Come on. Come on this side. 1235 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,379 Michael? 1236 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,337 Olivia. 1237 01:02:57,338 --> 01:03:00,211 Michael, I can see you now. 1238 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,871 Michael? 1239 01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:16,530 Michael, Michael, what... What's... what's going on? 1240 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,881 Michael? Michael? 1241 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,626 Stop! Stop, just... No, just get away from me! 1242 01:03:25,627 --> 01:03:28,326 Leave me alone! No! 1243 01:03:42,035 --> 01:03:44,254 No! 1244 01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:48,172 Get away from me! Get away from me! 1245 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,046 Olivia! 1246 01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:56,875 Where did she go? 1247 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:59,009 Oh, I can't see her. I can't see her. 1248 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:06,145 Attagirl! 1249 01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:08,975 - Come on, Olivia. - Come on. 1250 01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:14,154 Fuck you! 1251 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,462 Come on, Olivia. 1252 01:04:18,463 --> 01:04:22,379 Let me in, guys! Guys, open the door! 1253 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,380 Guys, let me in! 1254 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,816 Olivia, keep running! 1255 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:26,557 Open the door! 1256 01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:27,819 What is happening? 1257 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:32,084 Guys! Open the door! Please! 1258 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,260 Gaby, open the door! 1259 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:36,915 Let me in. 1260 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:39,049 Open the door! 1261 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:45,402 Please help me! Gaby! 1262 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:46,882 Screw this. 1263 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,013 Sarah, stop! 1264 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:50,189 She is not opening that fucking door! 1265 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:51,669 You think Olivia is out there, 1266 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:53,845 then who the hell is on that road? 1267 01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:58,154 Gaby, open the door! Let me in! 1268 01:04:58,155 --> 01:04:59,677 - Gaby, let me in! Let me in! - What if it's her? 1269 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:01,635 It's not her, Gaby! Look, dammit! 1270 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:04,856 Open the door, Gaby! 1271 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:08,295 Guys, let me in! Please! 1272 01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:13,473 Please guys, open the door. 1273 01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,954 Please. Please. 1274 01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:21,438 Gaby. Please. Open the door. 1275 01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:23,876 Open the door. 1276 01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,893 She didn't just vanish. 1277 01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:46,071 She must have got confused 1278 01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:49,466 and wandered into the woods, right? 1279 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:51,468 She... she'll be... She'll be back. 1280 01:05:51,469 --> 01:05:54,341 Sure, with Michael and Jason. 1281 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,738 We should have done more to help her. 1282 01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:03,001 There was nothing that we could have done, Carrie. 1283 01:06:03,002 --> 01:06:05,699 We could have never pissed off those truck drivers. 1284 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,963 We could have just stayed on the highway. 1285 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,879 We could have turned around. We were told to turn around. 1286 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,448 We could have never come on this fucking trip! 1287 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,755 We could have never stayed friends after high school. 1288 01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,931 We could have never stayed friends 1289 01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:22,020 after we did really fucking shitty things 1290 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,630 to each other. 1291 01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:25,937 Oh no, there's a hell of a lot we could have done 1292 01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:29,767 to not get us to the exact point of being hunted and killed! 1293 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,421 Shoulda, coulda, woulda, Gaby. 1294 01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:34,033 - God, Sarah! - Okay, you know what? 1295 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:38,167 We're here now. 1296 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:39,777 The past doesn't matter. 1297 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:43,520 And if we want to make it through, 1298 01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:46,175 whatever this is, 1299 01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:48,655 we have to work harder at workin' together, right? 1300 01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:49,787 Oh, fuck, Carrie. 1301 01:06:49,788 --> 01:06:52,137 Oh my God. What, seriously? 1302 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:53,660 Are you hungry after what just happened? 1303 01:06:53,661 --> 01:06:56,228 Of course I'm not fucking hungry, Carrie! 1304 01:06:56,229 --> 01:06:58,187 But if I don't get a drink to calm my fucking nerves, 1305 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,884 there's nothing stopping me from going outside, 1306 01:06:59,885 --> 01:07:01,842 finding that gun, and blowing my goddamn brains out 1307 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:03,715 to make the fear stop! 1308 01:07:06,631 --> 01:07:08,719 Pour me a double of whatever. 1309 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,938 You got it. 1310 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,596 We... we still don't know what happened to them, 1311 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:17,902 to any of them. 1312 01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:20,384 - For all we know, they could... - Jack shit. 1313 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:22,994 That's all we fucking know. 1314 01:07:22,995 --> 01:07:25,258 Jack fucking shit. 1315 01:07:27,608 --> 01:07:29,697 Yeah. Yeah. 1316 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,744 Here's to steadying the nerves. 1317 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,095 To our friends. 1318 01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:38,837 And each other. 1319 01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:43,276 Salut. 1320 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,281 - Holy fuck! Oh. Ew. - Oh my God. 1321 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,848 Oh my God. 1322 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:53,895 This might be worse than whatever is out there. 1323 01:07:56,898 --> 01:07:58,987 Back to the million-dollar question. 1324 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:03,688 What the hell is out there? 1325 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:09,824 Is it watching us right now? 1326 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:19,964 When my grandpa died, he left the family fortune 1327 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:23,881 to my dad and his older brother, my Uncle Josh. 1328 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,709 Anyone would tell you that Uncle Josh 1329 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,624 was the real genius in the family. 1330 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,929 I... I don't think that we met him. 1331 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,496 No, you didn't. 1332 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:33,891 Um, because my loving father used every trick in the book 1333 01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:35,371 to cut him out of his inheritance 1334 01:08:35,372 --> 01:08:36,633 and our lives. 1335 01:08:36,634 --> 01:08:38,287 What the fuck did he do? 1336 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:41,159 He had the balls to come back from a camping trip one summer 1337 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:46,947 and tell us that he saw something in the woods. 1338 01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:48,472 So, what did he see? 1339 01:08:49,734 --> 01:08:52,257 Daddy dearest wouldn't tell us. 1340 01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,954 He said that my uncle was a crazy drunk, 1341 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:56,349 and that crazy drunks can't be near the money. 1342 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,960 The point is... Wow. 1343 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:03,921 Bigfoot, ghosts, UFOs, 1344 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,749 there is just some shit in the world 1345 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,230 - that you cannot explain. - Yeah. 1346 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,841 So, is that what you think is going on here? 1347 01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:14,976 We're being stalked by like some killer Bigfoot. 1348 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,763 Parked the RV on an ancient Indian burial ground. 1349 01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:21,112 Carre. 1350 01:09:21,113 --> 01:09:23,289 Being attacked by vengeful spirits. 1351 01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:26,726 Invading aliens abducted our friends. 1352 01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:28,075 We're next. 1353 01:09:28,076 --> 01:09:29,338 Why not? Yeah. 1354 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:30,861 You take your pick. 1355 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,167 When we were kids, 1356 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,344 the government told us that UFOs did not exist. 1357 01:09:35,345 --> 01:09:38,129 Now, they can't stop talking about 'em. 1358 01:09:38,130 --> 01:09:40,044 I mean, what else are they hiding from us? 1359 01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:41,785 Scared that our fragile human minds 1360 01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,787 can't handle the truth. 1361 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:44,918 Yeah. Right? 1362 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:46,572 Yeah. No, my abuelita, 1363 01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:50,054 when she was a little girl, the elders in her village, 1364 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:51,534 they forbid her and anyone else 1365 01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:52,971 from going near the river. 1366 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,800 They said that an insane woman 1367 01:09:56,801 --> 01:09:59,585 had butchered up her entire family, 1368 01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:01,021 chopped them up into little pieces 1369 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:03,981 and fed them to the fish in the river, poisoning it. 1370 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:06,244 No one could eat from it or drink from it. 1371 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:10,162 So, the elders find this woman, 1372 01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,948 this bruja, 1373 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:17,213 this witch. 1374 01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:22,087 And they tie her down with rocks and drown her. 1375 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:26,264 So, my abuelita, when she was a teenager, 1376 01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,831 she's with her friends, 1377 01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:31,401 and they're closer to the river than they should've been. 1378 01:10:34,926 --> 01:10:36,884 And they hear a scream. 1379 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,063 So piercing. 1380 01:10:44,152 --> 01:10:45,893 So inhuman. 1381 01:10:47,547 --> 01:10:48,896 They run. 1382 01:10:50,202 --> 01:10:53,073 Never looking back. 1383 01:10:53,074 --> 01:10:55,467 And finally, my abuela, 1384 01:10:55,468 --> 01:11:00,081 she turns around and she's the only one left. 1385 01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:05,261 And they never found her friends. 1386 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:16,053 We should just stay here. 1387 01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:19,535 And the sun should be up in a couple of hours. 1388 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:23,103 And whatever is out there is not in here with us. 1389 01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,976 This is the safest place. 1390 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,760 Maybe. 1391 01:11:27,761 --> 01:11:31,155 I mean, eventually a car has to come by. 1392 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,852 What if it's a dead end? 1393 01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:34,333 What if it's not? 1394 01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,861 No. No. 1395 01:11:58,096 --> 01:11:59,227 Stop! Stop! 1396 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:08,454 No! 1397 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,807 Okay, okay, okay. 1398 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,461 Guys! Guys, we need... We need weapons. 1399 01:12:16,462 --> 01:12:17,636 Yeah. 1400 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,856 Find anything, okay? Go! 1401 01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,337 - Okay, okay. - Go, now! Go! 1402 01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,004 Fuck yeah. 1403 01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:44,316 Oh, Carrie! Fire! Fire! Oh my God! 1404 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,238 Safety first, ladies. 1405 01:12:56,807 --> 01:12:57,808 Fire. 1406 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:01,551 Dead snakes. 1407 01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:04,075 Trip of a lifetime. 1408 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,347 You hear that? 1409 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,785 I don't hear anything. 1410 01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:23,223 Exactly. It's gone. 1411 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,835 Maybe. For now, but... 1412 01:13:25,836 --> 01:13:28,185 - Now's the perfect time. - For what? 1413 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,013 For one of us to go get help. 1414 01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,536 Are you insane? We're not leaving. 1415 01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:32,972 Yeah, no, Sarah's right. We're staying put. 1416 01:13:32,973 --> 01:13:34,974 No, I hear you guys. 1417 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:36,976 Which is why I'm gonna go. 1418 01:13:36,977 --> 01:13:38,935 You have a jacked up leg. 1419 01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:39,893 You really think you could outrun 1420 01:13:39,894 --> 01:13:40,937 whatever the hell is out there? 1421 01:13:40,938 --> 01:13:42,329 I think with one good leg, 1422 01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:43,983 I'm the fastest one here by a mile. 1423 01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:45,768 Gaby, you're in pain. 1424 01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:48,597 You're literally popping Advil like candy. 1425 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:49,902 What about the diet? 1426 01:13:49,903 --> 01:13:52,252 Rest, ice, compression, elevation? 1427 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:54,559 That was recently changed to "run, I can escape." 1428 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,996 Look, Gaby, we appreciate you wanting to do this for us, 1429 01:13:56,997 --> 01:13:58,041 but if we just wait... 1430 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:00,523 God, then we fucking die, Sarah. 1431 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:04,482 I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and let that happen. 1432 01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:07,398 Guys, look, I train for cross-country events 24/7. 1433 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,269 That's what my body was built to do. 1434 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:11,620 The moment I'm out that door, I'm running. 1435 01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:13,056 I'll change courses if I hear anything 1436 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,405 from road to woods, 1437 01:14:14,406 --> 01:14:16,189 but I'm not stopping until I bring us back help 1438 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,582 - or anything, alright? - No, no, no, Gaby. 1439 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,192 This is not up for discussion, you guys! 1440 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,498 The longer we sit here and talk about this, 1441 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:21,804 the sooner whatever the fuck that is 1442 01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,370 comes back. 1443 01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:25,329 - You don't have to do this. - Yes, I fucking do, Carrie. 1444 01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:27,288 No. Yes, I do. 1445 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:32,598 I may not always like you guys, but I will always love you. 1446 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,908 Take care of him. 1447 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:40,126 He may be a dumb-ass stoner, 1448 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:43,652 but he's our dumb-ass stoner, okay? 1449 01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:46,133 Okay. Of course we will. 1450 01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,658 Thank you. 1451 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:52,312 All right. 1452 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:53,836 The second I'm gone, you barricade that door 1453 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:56,273 with whatever you can find, 'cause when I come back, 1454 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,579 I am bringing back the cavalry. 1455 01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:00,059 - Yeah. - And you'll know it's me. Okay? 1456 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,452 Okay, okay, okay. 1457 01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:02,802 It's okay. 1458 01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:17,164 Amen. 1459 01:15:22,996 --> 01:15:24,998 Later, bitches. 1460 01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,788 No! 1461 01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:36,793 She was here. 1462 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,405 She was here the whole time. 1463 01:15:41,449 --> 01:15:43,929 It's impossible. We looked. 1464 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,149 She was begging, and pleading, 1465 01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:48,064 and screaming for us to let her in, 1466 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,022 and we didn't. 1467 01:15:49,023 --> 01:15:50,414 We fucking ignored her! 1468 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:52,634 No, Gaby, none of this makes any sense. 1469 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:54,549 We... we saw her. 1470 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,855 She was in front of us. 1471 01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:59,989 Maybe... maybe whatever did this um, attacked her 1472 01:15:59,990 --> 01:16:02,687 and then dragged her back here. 1473 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:03,776 And did that? 1474 01:16:05,343 --> 01:16:07,213 Oh my... 1475 01:16:07,214 --> 01:16:09,913 We killed her. 1476 01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,570 We killed our friend. 1477 01:16:16,659 --> 01:16:18,529 And one of you can tell her parents 1478 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:21,010 we let their only child, who was begging for our help 1479 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:25,537 until her very last breath, die. 1480 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,498 We never even tried. 1481 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,594 Shut the door. 1482 01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:47,602 What did we do! 1483 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,212 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1484 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,040 - Sarah, what did we do? - Hey! Hey! 1485 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:54,521 We survived! That is what we did! 1486 01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:56,175 You saw her as clear as day. 1487 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,612 She was never at that door. 1488 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,135 And if we plan on living, 1489 01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:02,181 we'll do what Gaby said and lock this place down now! 1490 01:17:02,182 --> 01:17:03,792 - You hear me? - Yeah. 1491 01:17:03,793 --> 01:17:04,881 Come on! 1492 01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,654 I can't stop thinking about Olivia. 1493 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,133 Well, try. 1494 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:43,659 It's not our fault. 1495 01:17:46,139 --> 01:17:47,226 If we'd have just opened the door... 1496 01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:49,838 Then we all would have died. 1497 01:17:49,839 --> 01:17:51,709 Do you really think she would have opened the door for you? 1498 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,189 Because trust me, she wouldn't have. 1499 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,452 Bullshit. 1500 01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:57,584 She was our friend. 1501 01:17:57,585 --> 01:18:00,544 Do not paint me to be the villain here. 1502 01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:03,286 I never once abandoned her. 1503 01:18:03,287 --> 01:18:05,549 She picked the college, I went. 1504 01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:07,551 She chose our dorm, I signed up. 1505 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:11,424 She picked our sorority, I joined. 1506 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,645 She chose our major, I said, "Sure." 1507 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,779 She was my ride or die. 1508 01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:19,999 But we didn't think we meant that literally. 1509 01:18:22,915 --> 01:18:26,135 And you wanna know the irony of it? 1510 01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,832 Olivia would constantly remind me 1511 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:29,616 that there was not a single situation 1512 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:32,576 I couldn't buy my way out of. 1513 01:18:32,577 --> 01:18:35,101 And now, she's not even here to see how wrong she was. 1514 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,453 This is one check I cannot cash. 1515 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:43,500 You have plenty of other qualities 1516 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:46,024 besides spending your dad's money. 1517 01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:47,634 Thanks. 1518 01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:49,158 I'll just sit here waiting to die 1519 01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:50,725 and reflect on all of them. 1520 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:51,814 Stop. 1521 01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:56,165 You're ten times smarter than you let on. 1522 01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:58,820 I hate that you can make me laugh. 1523 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:02,562 And I've never met a guy who doesn't lust after you. 1524 01:19:02,563 --> 01:19:04,261 Including dads and teachers. 1525 01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,654 I think you wrote that in my yearbook. 1526 01:19:07,655 --> 01:19:09,656 No. 1527 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:12,878 I wrote that you're a mean-ass lying bitch in an easy way. 1528 01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:15,793 Right. Right. 1529 01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:16,794 Savage. 1530 01:19:20,190 --> 01:19:22,582 Okay, uh, that's what we were lacking right there. 1531 01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:24,193 Creepy-ass ambiance. 1532 01:19:24,194 --> 01:19:25,237 What if we... 1533 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:27,849 No, no, no, just... Power just died. 1534 01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:28,894 Old RV. 1535 01:19:31,244 --> 01:19:32,202 I can't see. 1536 01:19:32,203 --> 01:19:33,246 Yeah. 1537 01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:40,514 I'll get a flashlight. 1538 01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:45,171 Turn it off. 1539 01:19:45,172 --> 01:19:46,607 We need to save our batteries. 1540 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,058 Let's hope Gaby finds some help. 1541 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:05,496 And help finds us soon. 1542 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:09,151 I can't remember her ever not succeeding 1543 01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:10,392 at something she set out to do. 1544 01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:17,550 Cool. 1545 01:20:17,551 --> 01:20:20,858 Now, I'm just gonna calmly relight these candles. 1546 01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,077 Okay. 1547 01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:24,296 And pretend this dumpster fire of a night 1548 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:26,124 is not actually happening. 1549 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,170 Yeah. 1550 01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,913 If we make it out of this, do you think... 1551 01:20:31,914 --> 01:20:33,350 When. 1552 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:35,699 Okay, when. 1553 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,094 When we make it out of this, 1554 01:20:40,009 --> 01:20:42,837 do you think anyone will believe us? 1555 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:43,882 Would you? 1556 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,761 That's disturbing. 1557 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:58,461 There must be a camera mounted around here somewhere. 1558 01:20:58,462 --> 01:21:02,683 If so, where are you? 1559 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,470 What the hell? 1560 01:21:08,211 --> 01:21:09,733 Actual fuckity fuck fuck. 1561 01:21:09,734 --> 01:21:10,777 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1562 01:21:10,778 --> 01:21:11,692 Did I miss something? 1563 01:21:11,693 --> 01:21:13,302 Hi. Hey! 1564 01:21:13,303 --> 01:21:14,912 It's all good, ladies. 1565 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:17,045 Your boy is gonna replenish the old electrolytes 1566 01:21:17,046 --> 01:21:19,222 and then there'll be plenty of Chris to enjoy. 1567 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:25,881 What the fuck? 1568 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:30,885 Y'all make some interesting life choices. 1569 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,583 Are we already at Blue Light? 1570 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:34,759 No. 1571 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,719 All right, all right. 1572 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,157 I'm jelly, god damn! 1573 01:21:42,158 --> 01:21:44,072 Looks like I missed the rager. 1574 01:21:44,073 --> 01:21:45,812 Maybe I'll just get the 401 from the others. 1575 01:21:45,813 --> 01:21:51,166 Um, it's... It's just us, Chris. 1576 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,646 Right, then. 1577 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,822 I'll just kick back, with y'all and relax then. 1578 01:21:55,823 --> 01:21:59,478 No rush. Take some me time. 1579 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,307 Ah, read a good book. 1580 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:04,571 The Black Arts. 1581 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:08,966 Ooh. 1582 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,230 Looks like a good book for kids about Satan. 1583 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,886 That must have belonged to Michael's uncle. 1584 01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:19,890 The Book of Forbidden Knowledge, Demonology. 1585 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:22,501 The Grimora, Aleistair Crowley, Sign of the Beast? 1586 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:24,025 Oh, my God. 1587 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,678 Do you think that this is related to what's happening? 1588 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:27,680 It's a hell of a coincidence if it's not. 1589 01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,726 Y'all playing some I'm light as a feather, 1590 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:31,728 stiff as a board, paranormal spooky shit 1591 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:32,990 without me? 1592 01:22:32,991 --> 01:22:35,340 We were never supposed to see any of this. 1593 01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:36,994 Michael stole the Beast. 1594 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:39,388 Do y'all remember Olivia's birthday party 1595 01:22:39,389 --> 01:22:41,825 where we broke out that Ouija board? 1596 01:22:41,826 --> 01:22:45,611 It's almost like we were marked from the beginning. 1597 01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:47,700 All right. 1598 01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:49,006 Clearly I'm still dreaming. 1599 01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:51,617 We are stranded in the middle of nowhere. 1600 01:22:51,618 --> 01:22:53,706 Michael is missing, Jason is missing. 1601 01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:55,012 Olivia is dead, 1602 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:57,014 Gaby risked her life to go get us help, 1603 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,711 and something out there that we can't explain 1604 01:22:58,712 --> 01:23:00,714 is responsible for all of it. 1605 01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:17,556 I see what's happening here, bruh. 1606 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:19,384 This is one big joke! 1607 01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:21,343 One big old joke on Chris. 1608 01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,040 Good one. I deserve it. 1609 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,955 Scared straight, lesson learned, 1610 01:23:24,956 --> 01:23:28,176 because I went all snoop D-O-G-G on the trip. 1611 01:23:28,177 --> 01:23:30,178 No, believe us, Chris, nothing would make us happier 1612 01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:33,529 than to tell you that this has all been one big joke. 1613 01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:34,747 Where's the evidence? 1614 01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:36,532 Show me the proof. 1615 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:38,447 Are you kidding me? 1616 01:23:38,448 --> 01:23:39,665 Look around this place. 1617 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,015 Did you think while you were passed out 1618 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,147 we just turned into Lord of the Flies? 1619 01:23:43,148 --> 01:23:44,279 You got video? 1620 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,367 - No! - No! 1621 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:47,499 - You ain't got video? - No. 1622 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,719 See, this is how it always goes down. 1623 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,983 Someone sees something and can't explain it, 1624 01:23:52,984 --> 01:23:54,550 and then can't get actual footage of it, 1625 01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:58,119 and then even if they do, it's on some shaky bullshit, 1626 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:00,164 and there is no proof, and there's no truth. 1627 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:02,471 Chris, either you believe us or you don't, 1628 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:05,387 but unless Gaby comes back with the army to rescue us, 1629 01:24:05,388 --> 01:24:08,304 there's a very good chance that we're all gonna die out here. 1630 01:24:11,742 --> 01:24:13,570 What the fuck? 1631 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,150 I'm sorry you woke up. 1632 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,848 Is it gone? 1633 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:33,110 Tell me it's gone. 1634 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,764 The attacks come in waves. 1635 01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:36,635 Then we better surf the fuck out of here. 1636 01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:38,463 The RV isn't moving. Michael and Jason... 1637 01:24:38,464 --> 01:24:39,812 They're idiots! 1638 01:24:39,813 --> 01:24:41,379 I need whatever tools we can find. 1639 01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:46,167 Do you know anything about fixing cars, trucks, RVs? 1640 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:49,039 Hurtful, offensive, and racist. 1641 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:51,302 No, I... I'm pretty sure that's a fair question. 1642 01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:52,956 I haven't even seen you drive a car, Chris. 1643 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:54,697 You judge a book by its cover much? 1644 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:57,134 Do you have a driver's license? 1645 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,702 No, I don't. 1646 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,443 But I can build an engine in my sleep. 1647 01:25:01,444 --> 01:25:03,924 I'm getting my fucking degree in mechanical engineering. 1648 01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:06,970 You go to college? 1649 01:25:06,971 --> 01:25:09,538 If you consider a full ride to MIT goin' to college, 1650 01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:12,236 then yeah, you do. 1651 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:14,978 That's amazing. Why didn't you tell us? 1652 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:18,024 Are you fucking kidding me with this shit right now? 1653 01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:20,289 Fine! How come you never asked? 1654 01:25:21,768 --> 01:25:25,206 Now, let all that "bad friend woke" guilt shit 1655 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:28,165 wash all over you while you're getting me some tools! 1656 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,515 Now, go! 1657 01:25:35,521 --> 01:25:37,000 Come on, man! 1658 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:38,220 Okay. Um, here. Huh, dammit! 1659 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:49,361 Oh! Yes! Oh, Chris! 1660 01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:51,450 Oh! 1661 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:56,585 Okay, so, one of us has to still go outside 1662 01:25:56,586 --> 01:25:57,760 and finish the job. 1663 01:25:57,761 --> 01:26:00,893 And based on the applicants, 1664 01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:04,027 I seem to be the one of us I'm talking about. 1665 01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,855 So, any questions? 1666 01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:07,073 Is there another way? 1667 01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:10,207 You could change majors. 1668 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,514 - All right. - Um, Chris, wait. 1669 01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:14,472 When we told you that Olivia died, 1670 01:26:14,473 --> 01:26:16,300 we didn't tell you where. 1671 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:20,826 Just don't stop. Don't look. Just go. Okay? 1672 01:26:20,827 --> 01:26:23,873 Um, here, take this knife. 1673 01:26:23,874 --> 01:26:25,180 You're really gonna need it. 1674 01:27:04,262 --> 01:27:06,395 Let's see what's going on here. 1675 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,711 Hey, start her up! 1676 01:27:26,110 --> 01:27:27,329 What? 1677 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,115 No, no. Where the fuck are my tools? 1678 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:35,902 What the hell? 1679 01:27:37,339 --> 01:27:39,428 I did not sign up for this shit. 1680 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,911 How we doin' out there, Chris? 1681 01:27:49,046 --> 01:27:50,308 Chris? 1682 01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:54,311 I can't see him, Carrie! 1683 01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:55,618 Chris! 1684 01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:01,928 Chris! 1685 01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:06,585 You have to talk to me! 1686 01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:10,850 Chris? Chris! 1687 01:28:12,243 --> 01:28:14,113 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1688 01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:17,029 Oh, Chris. Um, okay, uh, 1689 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,117 this is gonna hurt like hell, okay? 1690 01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:19,380 Fuck... fuck... fuck no! Don't do it! 1691 01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:20,729 - I'm gonna pull the knife out. - No, no, no! 1692 01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:21,817 - In three... - Oh God. 1693 01:28:21,818 --> 01:28:24,167 - Two... - Fuck! One! 1694 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:26,648 What the fuck? You forgot to say "one"! 1695 01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:28,127 You want me to put it back and give you a better... 1696 01:28:28,128 --> 01:28:29,608 - No! - Warning? 1697 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:33,394 Fuck. Here we go. Here we go, Chris! 1698 01:28:33,395 --> 01:28:35,221 Chris, hold on to it. 1699 01:28:35,222 --> 01:28:38,747 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1700 01:28:38,748 --> 01:28:41,359 You're okay! You're okay, you're okay. 1701 01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:44,840 - What happened? - Fuck. I don't know. 1702 01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:46,015 I don't know what happened. 1703 01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:47,277 I don't wanna know. I... 1704 01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:48,844 I wanna get the hell out of here, please. 1705 01:28:48,845 --> 01:28:50,803 Okay. Okay, come on. 1706 01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:54,980 - Okay, I need your knife. - Knife. 1707 01:28:54,981 --> 01:28:56,634 - And your light. - Okay. Light. 1708 01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:58,854 Give me. All right. 1709 01:28:58,855 --> 01:29:01,335 - I got the light. - All right. 1710 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,466 - Can you see? - Okay. Yeah. 1711 01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:04,381 - Okay. - Hold the light steady, damn it! 1712 01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:05,861 I am. 1713 01:29:05,862 --> 01:29:07,471 Oh, shit. 1714 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:09,168 Breathe. Just breathe. It's gonna be okay. 1715 01:29:09,169 --> 01:29:10,345 Okay. It's gonna be okay. 1716 01:29:17,569 --> 01:29:18,657 Hoo! 1717 01:29:20,703 --> 01:29:22,269 Yeah. 1718 01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:25,577 Okay. Start it up, Sarah! 1719 01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:30,625 Yes! Yes! 1720 01:29:30,626 --> 01:29:32,757 - Yes! - Wooh, yes! 1721 01:29:32,758 --> 01:29:34,585 Let's get the hell out of here! 1722 01:29:34,586 --> 01:29:36,108 Yes! Let's go. 1723 01:29:36,109 --> 01:29:37,849 Yeah! 1724 01:29:37,850 --> 01:29:41,158 MIT, motherfucker! Go, Beavers! That's right! 1725 01:29:45,423 --> 01:29:46,946 Oh no, shit. 1726 01:29:47,904 --> 01:29:49,208 We're out of gas. 1727 01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,080 Are you kidding me right now? 1728 01:29:51,081 --> 01:29:53,169 Wait, wait, there's a spare gas tank in the back. 1729 01:29:53,170 --> 01:29:54,300 I saw Jason fill it up. 1730 01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:56,651 Okay, then let's hit it and quit it. 1731 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:59,089 Gas tank in the back! 1732 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,440 Yay. 1733 01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:04,834 In the back. 1734 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:26,681 Let me in! Help me. 1735 01:30:26,682 --> 01:30:29,248 Open the fucking door! 1736 01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:32,077 Let me in. Open the door! 1737 01:30:32,078 --> 01:30:34,863 Guys, open the door! 1738 01:30:34,864 --> 01:30:37,822 Open the door! Please help me. 1739 01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,433 Oh, please. 1740 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,480 Guys, open the door! Open the door! 1741 01:30:57,016 --> 01:30:59,017 We should pretend that that is not blood 1742 01:30:59,018 --> 01:31:00,193 and that is not there. 1743 01:31:05,198 --> 01:31:06,982 Help! Please! Please! 1744 01:31:06,983 --> 01:31:12,204 No! 1745 01:31:12,205 --> 01:31:14,164 Sorry I didn't ask about college. 1746 01:31:16,862 --> 01:31:18,864 You didn't ask about my dad dying either. 1747 01:31:21,345 --> 01:31:26,132 - Oh my God, Chris. - Not God. Cancer. 1748 01:31:28,570 --> 01:31:34,270 I watched him die over, and over, and over again, 1749 01:31:34,271 --> 01:31:38,449 until finally it was just over. 1750 01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:43,409 I should've been there for you. 1751 01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:46,195 What would you have done? 1752 01:31:46,196 --> 01:31:47,588 Huh? 1753 01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:50,069 You think you could've stopped death's plan? 1754 01:31:51,723 --> 01:31:55,031 If your number's up, it's up. 1755 01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:02,211 Oh shit! I'm not enjoying this trip! 1756 01:32:02,212 --> 01:32:04,605 Please, help me! 1757 01:32:04,606 --> 01:32:07,739 Please, help me. Open the fucking door! 1758 01:32:15,878 --> 01:32:17,313 Fuck! Do you know the passcode? 1759 01:32:17,314 --> 01:32:19,489 No, no, no, no. It's in there. Well, this is it. 1760 01:32:19,490 --> 01:32:21,536 Come on. Oh, fuck! 1761 01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:51,042 The knife! 1762 01:32:51,043 --> 01:32:52,478 Forget about it. We got what we needed. 1763 01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:54,612 Okay. This baby's full. 1764 01:32:55,918 --> 01:32:57,006 Come on. 1765 01:32:58,050 --> 01:33:01,358 Go away. Get away from me! 1766 01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:05,709 No! 1767 01:33:05,710 --> 01:33:10,453 Go away! Go away! Get away! 1768 01:33:10,454 --> 01:33:13,456 - What is it? - We're screwed. It melted. 1769 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:15,198 No, no, no, no. We can bypass it. 1770 01:33:16,286 --> 01:33:20,158 Stop! Go away! 1771 01:33:20,159 --> 01:33:23,815 No! Go away! I will hurt you! 1772 01:33:26,122 --> 01:33:27,209 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1773 01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:29,124 I... I'... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1774 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:30,734 - I didn't mean to. - Oh my God, are you... are you... 1775 01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:32,997 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 1776 01:33:32,998 --> 01:33:35,566 Hey. Hey, it's gonna... It's gonna be okay. 1777 01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:38,830 We're gonna get out of here. 1778 01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:46,141 Sorry. We... we have to wrap it. 1779 01:33:46,142 --> 01:33:48,099 - We have to wrap it really good. - Hey, hey. 1780 01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:49,971 Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. We need to clean it. 1781 01:33:49,972 --> 01:33:51,842 - Okay, okay. - We need to clean it. 1782 01:33:51,843 --> 01:33:53,976 I'm sorry. You're gonna hate me so much more. 1783 01:33:57,806 --> 01:33:59,937 Carrie? 1784 01:33:59,938 --> 01:34:01,896 Carre... 1785 01:34:01,897 --> 01:34:03,462 Carre! 1786 01:34:03,463 --> 01:34:05,900 Carrie, Sarah? 1787 01:34:05,901 --> 01:34:07,118 Carrie! Carrie! Sarah! 1788 01:34:07,119 --> 01:34:08,380 We have to open the door. 1789 01:34:08,381 --> 01:34:10,078 Chris needs the knife for the gas tank. 1790 01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,602 No, what if it's not Chris? 1791 01:34:12,603 --> 01:34:14,909 Remember what happened to Olivia? 1792 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:15,954 Yeah. 1793 01:34:19,088 --> 01:34:21,480 A car. There's a car. 1794 01:34:21,481 --> 01:34:24,179 Look. Oh my God. Gaby, she made it. 1795 01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:27,748 Chris! Chris, look! There's a car! 1796 01:34:27,749 --> 01:34:29,575 It could be Gaby! 1797 01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,361 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1798 01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:36,801 That's what I'm talkin' about! 1799 01:34:38,890 --> 01:34:40,675 Hey, we're gonna make it. 1800 01:34:42,154 --> 01:34:45,983 We're gonna make it. 1801 01:34:45,984 --> 01:34:47,550 Gaby. 1802 01:34:47,551 --> 01:34:49,073 Hey! 1803 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:51,206 Hey, right here! 1804 01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:54,340 Right here! Hurry! 1805 01:34:58,823 --> 01:35:00,302 I di... I didn't mean to stab you, I swear. 1806 01:35:00,303 --> 01:35:01,607 I know. 1807 01:35:01,608 --> 01:35:03,044 It was... it was dark and... and I couldn't see. 1808 01:35:03,045 --> 01:35:06,177 There was... there was blood and... and this shadow. 1809 01:35:06,178 --> 01:35:07,265 No, no. 1810 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,440 Something coming towards me and... 1811 01:35:08,441 --> 01:35:10,965 It just plays... 1812 01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:13,097 It plays tricks on us. 1813 01:35:13,098 --> 01:35:15,057 It tries to make us believe. 1814 01:35:19,235 --> 01:35:20,583 Shit. 1815 01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:21,671 Oh, God. 1816 01:35:21,672 --> 01:35:23,499 Chris! Chris! 1817 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:26,545 Come on! We got a bunch of injured people! 1818 01:35:26,546 --> 01:35:28,244 Mainly me! 1819 01:35:29,593 --> 01:35:30,941 Come on, get us the hell out of here! 1820 01:35:30,942 --> 01:35:32,247 No! No! 1821 01:35:32,248 --> 01:35:34,597 Oh my God! Chris! 1822 01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,208 Chris, hey, Chris! 1823 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:38,733 Where'd she go? 1824 01:35:42,214 --> 01:35:44,563 My God. 1825 01:35:44,564 --> 01:35:46,652 Don't scare me like that! 1826 01:35:46,653 --> 01:35:47,785 Very funny, Gaby. 1827 01:35:49,961 --> 01:35:51,962 Gaby? 1828 01:35:51,963 --> 01:35:54,530 I can't see Chris at all. 1829 01:35:54,531 --> 01:35:57,446 Huh, I... I think I'll just go and wait for you 1830 01:35:57,447 --> 01:35:59,754 back at the big old Beast, yeah. 1831 01:36:01,451 --> 01:36:03,758 - Hey, hey! - Chris! Chris, run! 1832 01:36:06,891 --> 01:36:08,240 Oh my God! 1833 01:36:09,894 --> 01:36:11,416 Oh shit! 1834 01:36:11,417 --> 01:36:13,724 Chris, run, dammit! 1835 01:36:16,118 --> 01:36:17,554 Chris, run! 1836 01:36:21,123 --> 01:36:22,123 Faster, Chris! 1837 01:36:39,010 --> 01:36:40,446 Chris. 1838 01:37:33,282 --> 01:37:35,371 Why is this happening to us? 1839 01:37:38,113 --> 01:37:41,028 Maybe it's not just us. 1840 01:37:41,029 --> 01:37:43,945 Maybe this is happening all over the world right now. 1841 01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:47,121 Like the gates of hell just opened up 1842 01:37:47,122 --> 01:37:48,688 and swallowed us all. 1843 01:37:49,907 --> 01:37:51,604 So what? 1844 01:37:52,605 --> 01:37:56,522 Even if we survive, we... We've nowhere to go. 1845 01:37:58,655 --> 01:38:01,396 Cursed for all eternity. 1846 01:38:01,397 --> 01:38:03,051 Let's just survive this. 1847 01:38:30,034 --> 01:38:31,078 Careful. 1848 01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:33,559 Oh, hell. 1849 01:38:39,435 --> 01:38:42,568 - How long was I out? - You needed to sleep. 1850 01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:47,703 What are we gonna do? 1851 01:38:47,704 --> 01:38:49,749 Clearly that's not up to us. 1852 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,883 We can't just give up. 1853 01:38:53,884 --> 01:38:55,494 Hey. 1854 01:38:56,104 --> 01:38:59,280 What do you think is a better way to die? 1855 01:38:59,281 --> 01:39:01,021 Fast in a blink? 1856 01:39:01,022 --> 01:39:02,718 Or a long, drawn out death 1857 01:39:02,719 --> 01:39:05,113 like the cancer that killed Chris's dad? 1858 01:39:07,724 --> 01:39:10,292 I don't know. I think that either version is... 1859 01:39:13,425 --> 01:39:14,643 Wait. 1860 01:39:14,644 --> 01:39:16,645 Chris told you about his dad? 1861 01:39:16,646 --> 01:39:18,474 He didn't have to. 1862 01:39:29,354 --> 01:39:31,313 Carrie. 1863 01:39:36,318 --> 01:39:38,973 Carrie, Carrie, stop, stop! What are you doing? Carrie! 1864 01:39:42,498 --> 01:39:44,847 - What is happening? - I think you passed out. 1865 01:39:44,848 --> 01:39:46,414 You must have been having a nightmare or something. 1866 01:39:46,415 --> 01:39:48,982 No, stop. Get off me. Hey, easy, easy. 1867 01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:50,722 Hey, easy. 1868 01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,768 I'm not gonna stab you again. 1869 01:39:52,769 --> 01:39:54,466 Promise. 1870 01:40:02,170 --> 01:40:04,215 Shocker. I lied. 1871 01:40:12,136 --> 01:40:14,137 Stop! 1872 01:40:14,138 --> 01:40:15,834 What are you doing, Carrie? 1873 01:40:15,835 --> 01:40:17,358 Stop! 1874 01:40:17,359 --> 01:40:18,534 Hey! 1875 01:40:22,146 --> 01:40:23,626 Sarah. 1876 01:40:24,844 --> 01:40:27,368 - I'm so sorry. I... - It's okay. It's okay. 1877 01:40:27,369 --> 01:40:28,369 I didn't know what was happening. 1878 01:40:28,370 --> 01:40:29,458 I know. 1879 01:40:32,635 --> 01:40:34,679 ♪ The people on the bus 1880 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,508 ♪ Die one by one 1881 01:40:37,509 --> 01:40:38,683 ♪ One by one ♪ One by one 1882 01:40:38,684 --> 01:40:41,251 Oh my God, Oh my God. No, no. 1883 01:40:41,252 --> 01:40:43,688 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ Die one by one 1884 01:40:43,689 --> 01:40:45,777 Stop! 1885 01:40:45,778 --> 01:40:49,565 We are not gonna let it beat us! 1886 01:40:54,787 --> 01:40:56,180 Oh my God. 1887 01:41:08,236 --> 01:41:09,541 It's gonna be okay. 1888 01:41:12,327 --> 01:41:14,545 We're gonna make it. 1889 01:41:14,546 --> 01:41:17,157 You have a tattoo. 1890 01:41:17,158 --> 01:41:18,681 What? 1891 01:41:19,899 --> 01:41:21,771 Oh, that? 1892 01:41:22,685 --> 01:41:23,903 What about it? 1893 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,645 It's a pentagram. 1894 01:41:27,820 --> 01:41:30,692 It's a star. It's silly. 1895 01:41:30,693 --> 01:41:32,215 I got it on a night out with friends. 1896 01:41:32,216 --> 01:41:35,306 No, it's a pentagram. Like this. 1897 01:41:38,179 --> 01:41:40,355 It's just a simple star. 1898 01:41:42,183 --> 01:41:43,271 Look. 1899 01:41:45,142 --> 01:41:46,882 ♪ The people on the bus 1900 01:41:46,883 --> 01:41:48,710 What the... No, no, no, no. 1901 01:41:48,711 --> 01:41:50,886 What is this? What is happening? 1902 01:41:50,887 --> 01:41:53,149 We have to get out of here. 1903 01:41:53,150 --> 01:41:55,543 I'm not leaving. That thing is out there. 1904 01:41:55,544 --> 01:41:57,284 No. That thing is in here. 1905 01:41:57,285 --> 01:41:59,677 And it's going to kill us. We start running now 1906 01:41:59,678 --> 01:42:01,679 and we don't stop until we see sunrise, Sarah. 1907 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,203 I... I... I can't. 1908 01:42:03,204 --> 01:42:06,293 We have to go. Now. 1909 01:42:06,294 --> 01:42:07,903 I'm not going without you. 1910 01:42:07,904 --> 01:42:10,166 We need each other, okay? 1911 01:42:10,167 --> 01:42:12,212 I'm not ready to die yet. 1912 01:42:12,213 --> 01:42:13,692 Are you? 1913 01:42:15,041 --> 01:42:16,390 No. 1914 01:42:16,391 --> 01:42:18,828 We run, we live! 1915 01:42:36,324 --> 01:42:39,195 No! 1916 01:43:17,495 --> 01:43:19,757 Oh, no! 1917 01:43:25,938 --> 01:43:28,593 No. No. 1918 01:43:45,654 --> 01:43:46,698 Oh, thank God! 1919 01:44:41,666 --> 01:44:44,102 - Blue light or bust? - Yeah! 1920 01:44:44,103 --> 01:44:45,321 It's so crazy to me that people just ditch 1921 01:44:45,322 --> 01:44:46,888 their rides in the middle of the road. 1922 01:44:46,889 --> 01:44:48,237 What do you think happened to them? 1923 01:44:48,238 --> 01:44:49,499 Clearly looking at all the evidence, 1924 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:51,066 there's only one solution. 1925 01:44:51,067 --> 01:44:52,764 The boogie man got them! 1926 01:44:54,897 --> 01:45:02,897 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 1927 01:45:12,567 --> 01:45:14,786 Blue light... 1928 01:46:09,450 --> 01:46:13,061 Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. 1929 01:46:13,062 --> 01:46:16,064 It... it's about possession. 1930 01:46:16,065 --> 01:46:18,022 When you feel that last breath of life coming out, 1931 01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:19,633 you look into their eyes. 1932 01:46:19,634 --> 01:46:21,722 At that point it's being God. 1933 01:46:21,723 --> 01:46:25,290 One side of me says, "I'd like to talk to them, date them." 1934 01:46:25,291 --> 01:46:28,076 The other side says, "I wonder how their head would look like 1935 01:46:28,077 --> 01:46:30,034 on a stick." 1936 01:46:30,035 --> 01:46:31,688 And then another side of me wonders, 1937 01:46:31,689 --> 01:46:35,344 "What if their hands? What if they were lobsters?" 1938 01:46:35,345 --> 01:46:37,825 Sometimes I... 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I'm 21. 1969 01:47:59,429 --> 01:48:02,126 I'm from Sunny San Diego, California. 1970 01:48:02,127 --> 01:48:04,172 I'm currently a kindergarten teacher's assistant, 1971 01:48:04,173 --> 01:48:07,001 and I teach tantric yoga to the elderly and the blind. 1972 01:48:07,002 --> 01:48:08,611 When I'm not downward dogging, 1973 01:48:08,612 --> 01:48:10,961 you can find me rollerblading and skateboarding. 1974 01:48:10,962 --> 01:48:12,354 My nana's my hero, and she taught me 1975 01:48:12,355 --> 01:48:13,834 to push through hardships. 1976 01:48:13,835 --> 01:48:15,139 She was born with a lateral lisp, 1977 01:48:15,140 --> 01:48:16,532 and it never slowed her dreams down 1978 01:48:16,533 --> 01:48:18,055 to become an actuary. 1979 01:48:18,056 --> 01:48:19,448 I live by the... 1980 01:49:41,618 --> 01:49:44,446 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 1981 01:49:44,447 --> 01:49:47,363 Blue light! Blue light! God. 137862