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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:50,050 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 4 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:54,750 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 5 00:00:54,750 --> 00:01:00,277 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 6 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:03,106 ♪ All through the town 7 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:21,211 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 8 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:25,041 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 9 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:29,306 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 10 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:32,092 ♪ All through the town 11 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,660 Hi. 12 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:44,669 I'm Carrie. I like your song. 13 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:57,247 And I will be going now. 14 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,685 I'm sure you have a corn maze to get back to or something. 15 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:13,742 Jesus Christ, Gaby. 16 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,830 You just scared the living shit out of me. 17 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,266 What's wrong with you? 18 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,269 Hey, don't use the good Lord's name in vain, bitch. 19 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,272 What's wrong with you? 20 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:25,101 - I hate you so much. - I hate you more, mama. 21 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,495 - Hold up, wait. You're here. - Uh-huh. 22 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,061 Wait, I thought you couldn't make it because of training. 23 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,238 Oh, my God. And your hair looks so cute. 24 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,196 What? And your skin, oh my God. 25 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,546 You are literally glowing, wait. Are you following any vloggers? 26 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,592 - No, I don't do that shit. - My back literally looks like... 27 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,507 Okay, dios mío. Vodka. Red Bull. 28 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,901 Calm the fuck down and land your plane, babe. Okay? 29 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,209 I will do no such thing. 30 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,211 When I see someone that I love, 31 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,302 I'm gonna shout it for the world to hear. 32 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,479 I love Gaby Martinez. I love you too, dumbass. 33 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,089 You're fucking nuts, bro. 34 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,048 Wait. Okay. No, no. Seriously, though. 35 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,267 Why aren't you at school? 36 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,704 Well, I tore my anterior cruciate ligament. 37 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,967 - Uh, what? - My knee. 38 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:08,100 Oh, your knee. Wait, shit. Gaby. I'm sorry. 39 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,668 Girl, I'm fine. I'll live. 40 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,409 Team doctors put me on the RICE diet. 41 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,281 - Yeah? - Rest. Ice. 42 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:15,978 Compression. Elevation. 43 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,806 So, I've wrapped my knee and I'll be resting, icing, 44 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,111 elevating. 45 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,462 Whatever it is. We're drinking this weekend. 46 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,072 Oh. I see. 47 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,987 - You see me. - You got the RICE diet. 48 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,684 - I got the RICE diet. - You're on the RICE diet. 49 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,382 I got the RICE diet. 50 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:29,644 I got the RICE pan. 51 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:30,906 I got that RICE [indistinct]. 52 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,473 Okay, you really need to stop because I have 53 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:35,084 - all the rice in me. - Okay, okay. 54 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:38,043 - Holy shit. Olivia. - Whoa. 55 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,698 Oh god. 56 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,222 Hey, what did you pack? 57 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,180 Well, the E-vite said to prepare 58 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,008 for a weekend of fun and adventure. 59 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,139 Yeah. 60 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,445 So, I brought a couple of extra thongs. 61 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,620 And, uh- 62 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,535 What? Oh, my God. 63 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,754 - What? - Gaby, what the--? 64 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:53,798 - What? - Stop! 65 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:54,843 When I love something, 66 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,019 I shout it for the world to hear. 67 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,239 Yeah! 68 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,589 I've directed this scene so many times in my head, 69 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,505 - I deserve an Academy Award. - Chris! Oh, my God. 70 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,202 - I can't believe you're here. - It's okay. 71 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:08,160 I can't believe I'm anywhere while the sun is still out. 72 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,553 Yeah. 73 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,602 Sheesh! Gabalicious? 74 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,910 Damn! Okay. 75 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:23,001 Oh. Sheesh! 76 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,961 GABY, you're looking fit. 77 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,877 Christopher, you're looking 50 shades of stoned. 78 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,748 Fifty-one. I'm like the Viagra train. 79 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,010 You should hop on board. 80 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,317 Been there. Rode that. 81 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,058 Discovered I was riding on the wrong tracks, 82 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,842 but I will always be grateful 83 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,584 for my life-changing lesson from you. 84 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:41,890 Respect. 85 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:45,110 How's the 400 treating you? 86 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,462 Fifty-one flat. How's 420 treating you? 87 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,464 14 grams flat. 88 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,987 So, what gives? 89 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,945 Princess ever coming down from her Hindu Kush mountain? 90 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,817 - We haven't seen her yet. - Yeah? 91 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,775 Interesting. 92 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,124 Hmm. 93 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,778 Hey, since she did invite us, 94 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,867 it would be super rude not to partake 95 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,391 in these delicious sweetie treaties. 96 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,392 - Knock yourself out. - Alright, man. 97 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,480 Yeah. 98 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,788 Let them eat cake! 99 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,008 - Oh my God. - Wait. Look at you. 100 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,226 I know. 101 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,098 The perfect princess as always. 102 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,404 Thank you, thank you. Oh my God. 103 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,319 I'm so excited you guys are here! 104 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,581 Aight. 105 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,973 Listen, I broke my own leg just to make sure 106 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,671 that I wouldn't miss it. 107 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,629 And that is why you have secured a spot 108 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:26,717 in my book of soulmates. 109 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:27,979 - Oh yeah? - Forever. 110 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,633 I broke my own bank account. 111 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,983 Uh, big bag. 112 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,898 - Yeah. - Give me. 113 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,509 A little jewelry box. 114 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,602 Carrie, it's perfect. 115 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:45,736 Oh, just like you. Look. 116 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,042 Chris. 117 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,696 Hi! Hi. 118 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,133 Nice of you to say hi to me. 119 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,528 Do you have anything to keep Little Miss Princess happy? 120 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:55,485 Hmm. 121 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,752 Only if you like Scooby Snacks. 122 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,275 Winner, winner. 123 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:06,322 - Tofu and kale dinner. - Tofu and kale dinner. 124 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,194 Wait. So what's the plan, birthday girl? 125 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,240 Only the greatest weekend ever. 126 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,807 Oh my goodness! 127 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,112 Hi! 128 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,897 Yay! 129 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,420 - Hey! - Hey! 130 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,816 What's up, yo? 131 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,340 Oh, I know. - Shit. 132 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,385 Hey. 133 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,039 Don't be mad at me. 134 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,214 I'm not mad. 135 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,607 I just wish that you would have told me. 136 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:33,044 Well, if I told you, you wouldn't have come. 137 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,829 Are you serious? You're my best friend. 138 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,917 Of course, I'm gonna come. 139 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,658 I just would have prepared myself 140 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,921 for the toxic shit sandwich I'm about to be served. 141 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,793 Carrie, you're being dramatic. 142 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,839 Yes, she is a hot mess. 143 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:48,146 And yes, she is beautiful and rich. 144 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,453 And yes, she drives all of us crazy. 145 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,847 And yes, she's gonna go her entire life 146 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:53,891 without ever lifting a finger 147 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,415 and getting everything she wants. 148 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,201 And? 149 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:00,898 No and, those are just facts. 150 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:02,030 Okay. 151 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,335 Yeah, not helping. 152 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,641 Look, she's my friend. 153 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,600 She's not the monster that you think she is. 154 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:12,388 And if you love me, you'll give her a chance. 155 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:15,173 Please. Please, please, please, please. 156 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:16,436 You're lucky it's your birthday. 157 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,872 That's right, I'm the birthday bitch. 158 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,830 - Yeah. - I love you. 159 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,703 Oh. 160 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:24,356 Hi. 161 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,837 - Hey, Carrie. - Hey. 162 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,143 You look great. 163 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,840 Ah, thanks. 164 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,669 So do you. 165 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:33,714 Thanks. 166 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,198 Well, this is fun. 167 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,505 All my best friends in the same place. 168 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,464 Best birthday present ever! 169 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,641 Speaking of birthdays, is this it? 170 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,512 It's all of us getting drunk and fat 171 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,123 on our old stomping grounds, which I'm so down for. 172 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:55,997 Oh, well, I am so glad you asked. 173 00:07:55,997 --> 00:08:00,349 Ladies and gentlemen. 174 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,134 In order to celebrate the birth 175 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:09,053 of this magnificent, beautiful creature standing before you-- 176 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,359 Oh, girl. 177 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,926 Bow, bitches, down. 178 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,494 Right, thank you. 179 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,888 From a very generous donation from the My Daddy Corp, 180 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,542 I have planned a weekend 181 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:23,546 filled with sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 182 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:30,988 We have passes to the hottest ticket around town. 183 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:33,687 The Blue Light Music Festival! 184 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,950 - What? - I love you all! 185 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,560 Not to rain on your downpour. 186 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,083 Not a phrase, makes no fucking sense. 187 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,564 Blue Light is like a bajillion miles away. 188 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,870 Maybe more. 189 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,132 No. 190 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,699 It's a 10-hour drive from here. 191 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,309 And if we leave now, 192 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:50,268 we'll get there just after midnight. 193 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,271 Guys, 48 hours of nonstop partying, 194 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:54,534 multiple stages. 195 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,100 It's gonna be so lit! Yeah, okay. 196 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,146 Let's go. 197 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,800 And um, I don't know if you've heard, 198 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:05,545 but since it's my birthday, I want to travel in style. 199 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,071 Oh, yes. 200 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:10,985 - What? - Holy shit. 201 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,423 No way, bitch! 202 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,033 Alright, you whores, let's go! 203 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:37,838 Michael! 204 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,276 Okay, get a room. 205 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,930 I did. I drove it here. 206 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,975 Carrie! 207 00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,468 Ooh. 208 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,991 Oh, uh, shit. 209 00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,514 Sorry, my bad. 210 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,343 Everyone, this is my roomie Jason. 211 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,998 Jason, this is my everyone. 212 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,478 Hi Jason. Hey. 213 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,915 What's up? What's up? 214 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,265 He doesn't talk much, 'cause he's an ex-Marine. 215 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:17,268 So he's mostly just calculating badass ways he can kill you, 216 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,314 the way ex-Marines do. 217 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:20,794 Right. 218 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,883 Well, no one's an ex-Marine, you're a Marine for life. 219 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:27,017 But uh, yeah, I'm a Marine who also is a college student. 220 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,281 Huh. 221 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,286 Hey. 222 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,418 I'm Carrie. 223 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,639 Thank you for your service. 224 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:41,728 What? 225 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,600 Isn't that what you're supposed to say to someone 226 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,775 who's in the military? 227 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,692 Yeah, if you mean it. 228 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,042 Okay, beautiful people! 229 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,176 Alright, since I am treating you like royals this weekend 230 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,439 with the best weekend ever, 231 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:00,442 I am not lifting a fucking finger. 232 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:03,271 So, I need all of you to grab this deliciousness 233 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,534 on the table, and load it into the RV. 234 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,449 It's called "the Beast"! 235 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,017 Yes, it is, baby. 236 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,714 Alright, now let's go. I want this weekend to be perfect! 237 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,020 Yeah. Alright. 238 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,630 I didn't mean to offend you with what I said. 239 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,371 - I uh-- - You're cool. 240 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,503 Hey Jason, um, would you be a doll 241 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,680 and help me with my luggage? My dad was in the Navy 242 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,507 and he said to always find a military man 243 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,815 in or out of uniform whenever help was needed. 244 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:26,990 Sure, lead the way. 245 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,297 Great, this way. 246 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,738 Oh God, of course. 247 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,747 Dude, where'd you steal this from? 248 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,010 Didn't steal it. Borrowed. 249 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,490 My Uncle Grant. 250 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,709 Oh. 251 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 252 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,842 Made it here alive. 253 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,496 So, as long as we don't have to make 254 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:57,194 any left or right turns, we'll be fine. 255 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,848 Babe, that's not funny. 256 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:02,591 I'm kidding. No chance in hell we'll be fine. 257 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,462 Let's have a blast in the process 258 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,550 and let the adventure begin. 259 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,857 - Whoo, whoo! - Yay! I love you all! 260 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,250 Happy birthday to me! 261 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,471 Next stop, Blue Light! 262 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:24,308 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 263 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,268 - Blue Light! - Blue Light! 264 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,792 ♪ Call me when you get there 265 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,449 ♪ Call me when you get there 266 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:39,628 ♪ Call me when you get there 267 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:42,457 ♪ You know traffic is a nightmare ♪ 268 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,546 ♪ Still I'm gonna drive there 269 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:47,897 ♪ Pick you up and get you home 270 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,682 ♪ It's been weeks since we were racing ♪ 271 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,772 ♪ From check-in to your gate 272 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,253 ♪ And all the while I've been all alone ♪ 273 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,866 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 274 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,175 ♪ Call me when you get there 275 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:09,832 ♪ I've been losing my my mind, my sense of space and time ♪ 276 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:13,618 ♪ This feeling's so impossible 277 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:17,448 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 278 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,931 ♪ Call me when you get there 279 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,803 Oh! 280 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,242 Find on your own island on that one, fuck face. 281 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,243 Drink motherfucker, drink! 282 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,071 - Drink! - Drink! 283 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,768 Drink! Drink! 284 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,335 Babe, my turn, my turn, my turn. 285 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,510 Eyes closed. 286 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,860 Hands up, bitches! 287 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,861 Alright. 288 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,213 McDonald's fries. 289 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,475 Overrated. 290 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,177 Interesting. 291 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,005 Nickelback. 292 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,529 Underappreciated. 293 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,357 Oh! Ding, ding, ding, ding! 294 00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:59,534 We've got a loser! 295 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,536 Dude, wait, wait, wait. 296 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,755 You hate the Beatles, but you love Nickelback. 297 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,279 Straight up. 298 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,890 "Photograph" is like one of the best songs ever written. 299 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,283 No taste. - Got me through our breakup. 300 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,762 Oh. 301 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:14,549 Next to your heartbeat where I should be 302 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,073 That's "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran. 303 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,684 Ed Sheeran? Really? - Yeah, uh-huh. Dumbass. 304 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,034 Then who the hell is Nickelback? 305 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,166 You're an idiot. 306 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,820 Alright, chug! 307 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:28,302 - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! - Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 308 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,304 Chug! 309 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,568 If you'll excuse me, 310 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,700 I'm gonna go and piss out my last good brain cells. 311 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,224 - Oh God. - Yeah, man. 312 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,750 Didn't he used to be like the smartest guy in school? 313 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,708 Yeah, no one's smarter. 314 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,754 - Fucking drugs! - Fucking drugs! 315 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,149 Oh, hey. 316 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,541 You look good. 317 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:55,938 Oh, Uncle Grant's stash box. 318 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,026 What? 319 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,424 Nope. 320 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,816 The fuck no. 321 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,431 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] 322 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,002 Pit stop! 323 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,613 Alright! 324 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,355 Alright, kids, good time to stretch those legs. 325 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,747 - Yeah. - Get some fresh air. 326 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,835 Yeah. Use the bathroom. 327 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:24,967 - Yes. - Grab more munchies. 328 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,099 Heck yeah. - Yeah. 329 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,275 Post annoying pictures on social media. 330 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,365 And enjoy civilization. 331 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,062 Who knows when we'll see it again. 332 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,237 Alright, let's go! 333 00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:35,456 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 334 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,023 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 335 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,763 Chop-chop! 336 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,331 - Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing? 337 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,682 You wanna go unwrap that birthday present? 338 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,511 Yeah, I'd love to do that. 339 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,991 Whoo! 340 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168 Whoo! 341 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,607 ♪ Where'd you go? 342 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,305 ♪ Ooh 343 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,742 Oh, okay. 344 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,091 Bom chicka-- 345 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,398 No, no. 346 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,747 Rude much? 347 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,664 I hope he blows all her birthday candles. 348 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,057 Por favor, a dude's a dude. 349 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,754 Let's hope he finds her candles before they melt. 350 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,453 Hey yo, yo, yo, mama, huh. 351 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,369 Happy to pump gas in your ass. 352 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,719 Happy to kick your tiny dick! 353 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,245 What the fuck did she just say? 354 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,811 She said... 355 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,035 Hey ladies, you have a great day. 356 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,037 Oh, thank you. Now that's a gentleman. 357 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,082 Maybe they sell them inside. 358 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,827 $37 is what it takes for me to fill up my little Honda, 359 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,873 which you know, I'm assuming give and take 360 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,831 is the same as the Beast, right? 361 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,790 Yeah, we could buy a little Honda 362 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,313 for what it takes to fill this thing up. 363 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,102 And then there's uh, that. 364 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,279 Yeah, uh, the shock absorber test. 365 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,584 Yeah, classy. 366 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,759 Yeah. 367 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,633 I'm heading to get some stuff. 368 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,330 Do you want anything? 369 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,811 Um, I'm good. 370 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,160 Are you sure? 371 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,380 Because I'm gonna come back out loaded down 372 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:18,646 with Trimino, Funyuns, Teddy Grahams, Red Vines, 373 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:22,476 Nutter Butters, Fritos, and Cheetos. 374 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,564 Come on. 375 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,565 Yeah, that sounds-- 376 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:25,783 I'll have some of yours. 377 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,222 Okay. 378 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,576 We don't want any trouble. 379 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,751 We're just gonna get in our car and go. 380 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,492 Then get in your douche mobile and go. 381 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,972 Your pretty lady friend can hop her sweet ass in my love truck. 382 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,496 Hey, assholes. That's not necessary. 383 00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,714 Leave 'em alone. 384 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,239 Oh, look who came back for some more. 385 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,545 Don't you guys have a cross to burn 386 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,025 or a book to ban somewhere? 387 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,941 Oh, today's your lucky day, Senorita Suck-My-Dicka. 388 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,638 - What? - Oh. 389 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,988 Yeah, I normally like to eat a tamale, not fuck one. 390 00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,427 But in your case, mm, I'm gonna make a hard exception. 391 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:04,779 Listen here, you inbred racist 392 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,955 The only thing you're gonna be fucking tonight 393 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,696 is that dumbass buddy of yours. 394 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,703 So much for being a gentleman! 395 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,792 Party's just getting started. 396 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,749 Fuck off! 397 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,403 Get her. 398 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,753 Get the hell off of me. 399 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:26,148 Oh, horny little slut needs a real man. 400 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,107 Hey, let go of my girlfriend before I-- 401 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,327 Yo, shithead. 402 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,154 Jason! 403 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,157 Careful! 404 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,205 No, Jason! 405 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:41,772 Oh my God. 406 00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,773 Oh! 407 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:44,993 Oh God! 408 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,256 What the fuck? Guys, come on. 409 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,388 What the fuck? 410 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,965 That was total Hulk smash things, 411 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,098 next level badassery. 412 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,579 I would love to shadow you, be your intern. 413 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,102 What the hell's going on, man? 414 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,495 Pure insanity. 415 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,497 There were these racist assholes screwing with us. 416 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,238 Jason just stepped in and went bam like-- 417 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,891 - Beat the shit out of 'em. - Yeah! 418 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,197 Well, technically we both did. 419 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,981 No, amor, you were so brave out there. 420 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,940 Oh my gosh, props to Jason and his mad skills. 421 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,550 They're lucky he didn't kill them. 422 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,899 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 423 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,902 Okay, no one's gonna die on my birthday, okay? 424 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,730 That would be a huge bummer. Agreed? 425 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,731 - Agreed. - Agreed. 426 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,733 No one dies, I promise. 427 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,691 Jason! 428 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,738 Looks like I should have killed 'em after all. 429 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,480 They're getting closer! 430 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,396 I'm surely not high enough for today's activities. 431 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,008 You gotta go faster, Jason! 432 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,923 I'm driving a fucking house. I'm going as fast as I can. 433 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,370 Everybody hold on to something. 434 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,588 - Oh! - Oh my God! 435 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,244 Come on, motherfucker. 436 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,202 Come on! 437 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,729 Gun! 438 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,493 That was some crazy straight up white people bullshit! 439 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,277 Oh my God! Oh my God. 440 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,192 Oh my God. 441 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,759 Hey, nice driving, dude. 442 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,282 Yeah, saving our lives. 443 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,545 Boss move to becoming lifelong besties. 444 00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:43,590 Yeah. 445 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,944 Thank you for your service. 446 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:58,257 Oh shit, shit, no, no. 447 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,301 Fuck, fuck. 448 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,696 Shit, shit, no. 449 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,350 Fuck, fuck, shit. 450 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,438 No, no, no, no. 451 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,702 Fuck me! 452 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,007 Bumper's jacked. 453 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,313 Uncle's gonna make my face jacked. 454 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,446 Not to be Captain Obvious, 455 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,535 but uh, this whole thing's a piece of shit. 456 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:17,667 Hey, shut it. 457 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,322 Hey, baby, it's okay. It's not your fault, alright? 458 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:22,106 Fucking... 459 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,499 Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 460 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,240 What? What? No. 461 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,416 Carrie, please, please. Who are-- who are you calling? 462 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,722 The cops! 463 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,027 We have to report this. 464 00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,855 These guys just tried to kill us. 465 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,335 No, no, no, no, no, no. 466 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,206 We'd have to wait here for them to arrive. 467 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,599 I'm sorry, I might be mistaken, 468 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,471 but I'm pretty sure we have more drugs on board 469 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,646 than a Colombian cartel. 470 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,951 Mostly just inside of moi. 471 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,518 Besides, you wanna risk Jason getting arrested 472 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,215 for kicking the living shit out of both of them. 473 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,565 Of course not, but-- 474 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:46,870 Highway Patrol, 475 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,481 what is your location and emergency? 476 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,266 Look, Carrie, what happened sucked. 477 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,267 It did. 478 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,487 But it's over, right? 479 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:57,838 So can we please just go to the festival like we planned? 480 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,492 Please? 481 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,537 Hello? Do you need assistance? 482 00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:04,105 Carre, it's my birthday. 483 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,368 I just want to have fun. 484 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,674 Hello? 485 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,197 Please? 486 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,895 - Okay. - Thank you. 487 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,941 Okay. I love you. 488 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,377 Yeah, I love you, too. 489 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,467 Okay, bad things happen to good people, 490 00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:19,860 blah, blah, blah, 491 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,819 but we shouldn't let it ruin our weekend. 492 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,473 Michael, I'll give you my credit card 493 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,867 and you can have the Beast fixed before your uncle sees anything. 494 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,303 Good as new. 495 00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,479 Seriously? 496 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,611 That would be amazing. 497 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,090 Oh, we're family. 498 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,527 We're in this together. 499 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:35,963 So sweet of you, thanks. 500 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:37,356 Okay. 501 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,966 We have been standing on the side 502 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:42,970 of a dirty, muddy road for too long. 503 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:45,712 Let's get our asses to Blue Light! 504 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,149 - Okay, baby, baby, sure? - What? 505 00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,368 Sure. 506 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,586 But first we need to figure out the whole 507 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:51,761 get-our-asses-there part. 508 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,110 Easy-peasy. 509 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,938 We just go back to the truck stop, start over. 510 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:56,549 Problem solved, let's go! 511 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,246 No, we shouldn't waste time backtracking. 512 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,335 Yeah, no, look, he's right. 513 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:01,945 We're already behind on schedule, 514 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,034 so we need to find the best route forward from right here. 515 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,819 Oh yeah, I think I got something, guys. 516 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,429 Gaby! 517 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,431 Alright, it's kind of sketch, but it looks like this route 518 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,303 will get us to Blue Light two hours later than planned. 519 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,696 That's fine. - Sold! Everybody, 520 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:14,958 - back to the beast! - Yeah, that's sick. 521 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,090 So it's looking good. Yes, okay! 522 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,265 Blue Light, Blue Light, Blue Light. 523 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,093 Let's go, let's go. Party, party, party! 524 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:31,018 - Blue Light! Blue Light! - Blue Light! Blue Light! 525 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:33,150 We're going to Blue Light. 526 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,892 Blue Light, Blue Light. 527 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,851 We're going to Blue Light. 528 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,114 Blue Light. 529 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:41,855 Eh, check it out now. 530 00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:07,184 Pretty kick-ass driving back there. 531 00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,534 Is that military training? 532 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:13,016 No, I actually used to steal a lot of cars. 533 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,104 So you know, you don't want to get caught, 534 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,455 you got to be a kick-ass driver. 535 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,459 Oh. 536 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,156 I've never met anyone who's stolen a car before. 537 00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,854 That's um, that's cool. 538 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:27,814 You still haven't. I'm-- 539 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,729 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking with you. 540 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:31,557 I didn't-- 541 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:33,776 - Stupid. - Okay. 542 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,478 When you're stationed in Afghanistan, 543 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:44,352 you realize pretty quickly that the key to staying alive 544 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,659 is being a defensive driver. 545 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,879 It's better than bullets. 546 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,798 Shit, I lost the signal again. 547 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,933 - Anyone got a signal? - I got a signal. 548 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,195 It says to go straight. 549 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,284 No, take a right maybe. 550 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:04,981 Gaby, no maybes. 551 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:06,548 Fuck, I lost signal, 552 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,681 but I'm pretty sure it said take the road on the right. 553 00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:13,033 Babe, fuck it, just take the righty-tighty road, okay? 554 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,164 Yeah. 555 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,383 If you can't trust a future Olympian, 556 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:16,776 who the hell are you gonna trust? 557 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:17,777 - Right. - Yeah, right? 558 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:18,952 Yeah. 559 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:51,593 Alright, got one. 560 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:55,336 1988, but it's the entire United States, 561 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,381 so the basic highways should still be the same. 562 00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:00,341 You figure out where we are and I will blow you myself. 563 00:26:00,341 --> 00:26:03,779 Look at my man, taking one for the team. 564 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,085 That's hot, baby. 565 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,351 Whoohoohoohoo! 566 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,572 Just a heads up, you do not wanna go in there. 567 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,704 Something died inside of me and fell out. 568 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:17,532 Shit is nasty. 569 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:21,014 Jesus, are you well? 570 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,363 Open all the fucking windows. 571 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:23,625 Now! No, leave it. 572 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,281 Oh my God, oh my God. 573 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,326 It's like toxic, ugh. 574 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,285 What? 575 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,635 Why would someone just leave a nice car like that? 576 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,246 Out here in the middle of nowhere? 577 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:38,292 Maybe they ran out of gas. 578 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,946 What did they do, just walk? 579 00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:42,165 We've been driving for miles, we haven't seen anybody. 580 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,646 Okay, maybe they got a ride. 581 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,909 I don't know, maybe they stole the car and ditched it. 582 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:50,391 Maybe they got kidnapped, who knows, who cares? 583 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:51,610 God, you think of the stupidest shit 584 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,915 for a smart girl sometimes. 585 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,659 ♪ Sitting here on this rainy day ♪ 586 00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,968 ♪ Looking out the window as we drive away ♪ 587 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:05,275 ♪ Nothing ever goes my way 588 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:08,670 ♪ When people ask if I'm okay 589 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:13,501 ♪ I don't even know where to begin ♪ 590 00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,634 ♪ To answer your questions 591 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:19,986 ♪ Feels like I am swimming, ♪ 592 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,253 ♪ Working my way to the surface ♪ 593 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:29,778 ♪ Surprised my lungs haven't burst yet ♪ 594 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,433 ♪ I feel the current pulling me ♪ 595 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,610 ♪ Pulling me, pulling me down 596 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,481 Boom goes the dynamite. 597 00:27:37,481 --> 00:27:39,440 Quick stop to check for directions. 598 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,704 Next stop, Blue Light, final stop, party! 599 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,534 I got this, bro. 600 00:27:46,534 --> 00:27:48,275 I'll go in. You've been driving. 601 00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,410 It's okay, bro. 602 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:56,370 You just lay right there and do nothing. 603 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,414 Why did you invite him again? 604 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,590 'Cause he's our friend, Michael. 605 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:02,768 Plus, he brought the best birthday present. 606 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,858 You even know what that does? 607 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:11,646 It's either an upper, downer, makes me fly or invisible. 608 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,170 But half the fun is not knowing. 609 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,215 I know that's right. 610 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,521 Here, I'll get him to bed. 611 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:18,609 Okay. 612 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,959 I'll go with you, Michael. 613 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,221 Cool. 614 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,969 Does this ever feel like the longest road trip ever? 615 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:32,841 Wait until we're hungover driving back post Blue Light. 616 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,669 Shut up. 617 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:38,891 Don't say that out loud, Michael. 618 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:46,855 ♪ Just a mark on a stone where a young man was slain ♪ 619 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,117 I've seen this movie. 620 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,819 Hi. 621 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:56,343 Um, I'm sure that you've heard this before, 622 00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:59,738 but we might be kind of lost. 623 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:03,002 We'd really appreciate your help. 624 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,615 Uh, we're headed to the Blue Light Music Festival 625 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,356 for my girlfriend's birthday. 626 00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:12,446 It's supposed to be pretty cool. A lot of awesome bands. 627 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:15,536 Turn around and go back down the highway. 628 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:18,800 Cell service is for shit, so Google Maps is worthless. 629 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,107 But if I'm reading this map correctly, 630 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,587 it looks like this road cuts directly through here, 631 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,764 which would save us a bunch of time from backtracking. 632 00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:32,814 Also, uh, we'd love to get a pretty big dinner order to go. 633 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,424 We have an RV full of hungry college students. 634 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:35,643 We're closed. 635 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:41,518 Looks pretty open to me. 636 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,784 We just need a little bit of help, dude. 637 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:54,314 I said we're closed. 638 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,445 I also said for you to turn around 639 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,099 and go back down the highway. 640 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,622 So help? 641 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,799 It's been given, dude. 642 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,499 Excuse me? 643 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,718 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 644 00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:08,937 Would anyone happen to know 645 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,896 where the road out front eventually goes? 646 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:20,993 Really? 647 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,865 No one here speaks English? 648 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:30,872 Well, Mr. Smith & Wesson do. 649 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,875 And they we said we're closed. 650 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,619 Okay, come on, Michael. 651 00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,664 Thank you, sir, for your help. We're gonna be going. 652 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,594 - Hey, is everything okay? - Goddamn rednecks. 653 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:02,817 Dude, oh my God. 654 00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:03,992 Hey. 655 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,211 We asked the bartender for directions, 656 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,865 and he pulled a gun on us, 657 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,215 and told us to turn around and get back to the highway. 658 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,564 - What? - Yeah. 659 00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:11,608 Not leaving them a good Yelp review. 660 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:12,871 Fuck him! 661 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,481 I should have kicked his country fried-ass! 662 00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:16,875 Hey, baby, hey. 663 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,834 I'm so sorry that happened. 664 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:22,532 That is so fucked up. 665 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,100 Let's get out of here, okay? 666 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:27,798 Maps don't lie. 667 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,278 People do. 668 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,193 Now, this map shows the road going directly through, 669 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:34,022 and when we had cell service, it showed the exact same. 670 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,503 There's nothing left to talk about. 671 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,092 Alright, couple of hours on here, 672 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,397 and then we should hit the interstate. 673 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:03,051 It's a straight shot from there. 674 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,400 King of the road, brother. 675 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,925 Yo, Chris, you still alive back there? 676 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,883 Deadbeat's still in stoner slumber. 677 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,798 Knowing him, he'll wake up just as we get to Blue Light, 678 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:12,408 little shit. 679 00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:15,716 Speaking of, was it, you know-- 680 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,848 - Little? - Yeah. 681 00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:20,329 I don't have a lot to compare it to. 682 00:32:20,329 --> 00:32:22,331 Oh my God, no, it's huge. 683 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:23,332 Like an anaconda. 684 00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,464 Does hurt a bit. 685 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,595 Hey, how the hell do you know that? 686 00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,684 Oh, please, before we became a thing, 687 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:28,990 I played truth or dare with the whole school 688 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,426 to see everybody's things. 689 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:31,558 Oh my God, she did. 690 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:32,951 That's some bullshit. Yeah. 691 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,996 - Okay, birthday girl. - Oh yeah. 692 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:37,520 - Fuck, marry, kill. - Ooh, okay. 693 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,609 Michael, Jason or Chris? 694 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:42,656 Oh man, this is a really hard one. 695 00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:46,138 Um, I'll probably fuck Chris 696 00:32:46,138 --> 00:32:47,966 because of the whole, you know, it being huge thing. 697 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,576 - Oh, there's that. - Watch it there. 698 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,099 Oh, um, and then I'll definitely marry Michael. 699 00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:52,753 Aw. That's sweet, that's a good answer. 700 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:54,798 Yeah, you better put a ring on it. 701 00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:58,585 And then, Jason, I'm sorry, I just simply don't know you, 702 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,543 so I'm gonna have to kill you. 703 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:02,067 Logical. 704 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:04,286 Okay, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 705 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,679 I don't want to play anymore. 706 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:06,767 You should be nervous. 707 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,291 Uh, fuck, marry, kill. 708 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,684 Okay, oh my God. 709 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:13,556 - Gabster. - Yeah! 710 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:14,862 Sarah. 711 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:17,212 Okay. 712 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:18,648 - And me. - Ooh. 713 00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,086 Yeah, and you guys gotta act 'em all out. 714 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,304 Oh, fuck off! 715 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,393 In your dreams, frat boy! 716 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:25,525 Keep your eyes on the road, okay? 717 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,135 - Yeah. - There's precious cargo here. 718 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,658 Yeah! - You got a fucking cargo. 719 00:33:28,658 --> 00:33:29,833 Yeah. 720 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,879 Um, well, obviously, right off the bat, 721 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:34,447 - I would fuck Gaby. - Hell yeah! 722 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:35,796 Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey! 723 00:33:35,796 --> 00:33:38,494 - Go, go, go! - Oh my God! 724 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:41,236 You're gonna fall, bitch. 725 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:42,846 You know, 'cause she seems like-- 726 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,674 Because I'm the only one here 727 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:47,155 who can make ladies achieve lift-off. 728 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,983 - She's not wrong! - The only one. 729 00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:50,202 Yeah! - Man, whatever, whatever. 730 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,206 As for the rest of you uh... 731 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:56,512 Marry Olivia, kill me. 732 00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:58,645 Right? 733 00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,690 Okay, hold on. 734 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,083 There are a lot of variables to consider 735 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,171 between the two of you. 736 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,784 - Michael? - Everyone okay? 737 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:08,742 The brain dead could sleep through 738 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:10,091 a goddamn hurricane back there. 739 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,397 What the fuck? Did you hit a deer or something? 740 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:12,876 I don't-- don't know. I didn't see anything. 741 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,182 What the fuck was that? 742 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,227 What do you mean, well, there was something. 743 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,576 I didn't-- I didn't see anything! 744 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:19,840 Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down, chill out. 745 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,842 Take a breath, okay? 746 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,235 Jesus Christ. 747 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,672 Hey, hey, baby, it's really dark out there, okay? 748 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,326 No one's blaming you. 749 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,763 If we hit something, we have to check it out. 750 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,069 It could be injured. 751 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,679 Or it could be a branch. She's right. 752 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,203 Besides, if we did hit an animal and it's still alive back there, 753 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,204 you do not want to be waltzing back there 754 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:37,510 to check on it. 755 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,902 A wounded animal is the most unpredictable thing. 756 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,122 Well, what if it wasn't an animal or a branch? 757 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,646 - What if it was a person? - Oh, Carrie! 758 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:44,734 Who the hell is wandering around here 759 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:45,866 in the middle of the night? 760 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,259 We saw that abandoned car back there. 761 00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:50,349 That abandoned car was forever ago! 762 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:51,524 Stop talking crazy! 763 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,656 I'm not talking crazy, okay? 764 00:34:53,656 --> 00:34:55,049 We don't know what we ran over. 765 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:56,659 I think all the options are still on the table. 766 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,921 Look, fuck this. 767 00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:59,619 I'm not waiting around to find out what we hit 768 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:00,620 or didn't. 769 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,148 Come on. Come on! 770 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,845 Shit! Goddammit! 771 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,760 This can't be happening. 772 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,762 My uncle's gonna freak the fucking shit out 773 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,024 and then my dad's gonna triple it. 774 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:16,114 Hey, hey, it's okay. 775 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,507 How about you let me talk to them? 776 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:19,900 Your uncle loves me. 777 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,206 He will understand. It's my birthday. 778 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:25,297 Baby, he doesn't know I took his RV. 779 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,820 No one does. 780 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,084 What? 781 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,652 Michael, you specifically told me that you talked-- 782 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,001 I know-- I know what I told you. 783 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:35,568 Baby, I know what I-- I know what I told you. 784 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:37,178 But that doesn't mean it was true. 785 00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,789 We needed to find a way to get to Blue Light for the weekend. 786 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:41,139 - Fuck this. - He was out of town on business. 787 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,531 Michael! 788 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,794 So I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. 789 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,927 Okay, relax. Shit happens. 790 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:48,798 Every single one of you in here has lied to your family 791 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,539 about something big before. 792 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:51,714 That's life. 793 00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:53,760 I still have daddy's black Amex. 794 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,848 It won't matter the cost. 795 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,371 We'll fix it. 796 00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:58,765 The credit card is nice, but it literally doesn't matter 797 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,289 if we can't reach anyone to send a tow truck 798 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,421 to wherever we are. 799 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,379 I don't have a signal. 800 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,076 Does anyone have signal? Like can you check? 801 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,295 No, I don't. - No. 802 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,906 - Fucking great, great. - No. 803 00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:13,432 Okay, so what-- what are we supposed to do? 804 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,650 We see what we need to do to get this thing 805 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:15,608 fucking running again. 806 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:16,783 Okay. 807 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:17,784 Right? Okay. 808 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,481 - He's right. - Let's go. 809 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,700 - I'll go check it out, Jason. - What? 810 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,267 - Whoa, whoa! - Hop in the driver's seat-- 811 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,877 - Michael! - And I'm good. I'm good. 812 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,531 I'll let you know when to gun it. 813 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:27,794 Got it. 814 00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:31,276 Alright, cool. 815 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,802 Will you just be careful, please? 816 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:38,152 I survived Hell Week at my fraternity. 817 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:41,199 I sure as hell can survive an empty road at night, baby. 818 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,377 Um, hey, maybe you can check on-- 819 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,508 What I hit? 820 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,464 It's all good out here! 821 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:37,080 Couldn't have been a deer or even a person. 822 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,213 Not a scratch. No sign of impact. 823 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,871 It's weird as hell. 824 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,189 It's gotta be a branch. 825 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,322 There's a goddamn forest out here. 826 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,106 You're welcome, non-doubters. 827 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,805 Okay. 828 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,909 Nothing's underneath. Start her up. 829 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:51,372 What would you do in Afghanistan 830 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,200 when you had vehicle trouble? 831 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,510 Pray. 832 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,905 Start it again. 833 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,608 - Yes! - Yes! 834 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:10,870 Yes! 835 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,661 Ah, Michael! 836 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,879 Michael! 837 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:05,838 Oh my God, Michael. 838 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:07,143 - Where is Michael? - I don't know. 839 00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,449 He was coming back in a second ago. Michael! 840 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:10,712 Olivia, what the hell are you looking at? 841 00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,235 Tell us what you saw. What happened to Michael? 842 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,498 Stop yelling at her, she's scared! 843 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,239 I'm going out there. She's going into shock. 844 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,589 Fuck! - We need to lay her down now. 845 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:18,328 Okay, no, wait. Clear the couch. 846 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:19,504 Okay, okay. 847 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:20,766 Grab that pillow. Put it under her head. 848 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:22,463 Right here. And we need to elevate her feet. 849 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,030 Give me that blanket, we have to keep her warm. 850 00:40:24,030 --> 00:40:24,987 It's okay. 851 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:32,691 Alright. She should be fine. 852 00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:34,693 We just need to keep her wrapped up and watch her. 853 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:37,783 Shh. 854 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,352 Did you guys hear that? 855 00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:44,746 - What? - What did you hear? 856 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,313 I don't know. 857 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,228 I thought it was some kind of scream like from far away. 858 00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:49,447 Maybe an animal. 859 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,491 I didn't hear anything. Jason, did you? 860 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:51,492 Shh. 861 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:03,504 Michael! 862 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,770 Michael! 863 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:12,557 Michael! 864 00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,386 Michael! 865 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:19,738 What the hell? 866 00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,653 Michael! 867 00:41:21,653 --> 00:41:24,177 Fuck this. I'm going out. 868 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,657 No, wait, wait. We don't know what's out there. 869 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,093 - You shouldn't-- - Michael's out there. 870 00:41:27,093 --> 00:41:28,529 We know that. 871 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:31,271 Whoa, where did you get that? 872 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,664 Ammo box by my seat. 873 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,143 You just reached in and happened to find a gun? 874 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:35,405 No, I planted it there 875 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:36,842 when I was still plotting to murder you all. 876 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,539 Jesus Christ, I found it when I was looking for maps. 877 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:39,627 Give me a break. 878 00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,282 Michael! 879 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:45,590 Any more questions? Or can I go find our friend? 880 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:16,969 What's he doing? 881 00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,492 Scoping it out. 882 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,890 Hey, I didn't mean to lose my shit on Olivia. 883 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,500 How is she? 884 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,850 It's okay. She's resting. 885 00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:30,069 Can someone go check on Chris? 886 00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:31,113 I'm on it. 887 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:35,117 Chris. 888 00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,858 Chris, you have to wake up. 889 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:38,947 Chris, wake up! 890 00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:41,167 Wake up, damn it! 891 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:42,734 This is insane. 892 00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:43,865 Jason? 893 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,825 - Where is he? - I don't know. 894 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:48,174 He was standing right there in front of the windshield. 895 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,871 When I looked back for a second, he wasn't there. 896 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:50,959 Jason! 897 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,531 Oh my God! 898 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,750 Hi. 899 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,361 I think I see something down there. 900 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,190 Be careful. 901 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:19,047 We officially qualify as a shit show on wheels. 902 00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,789 Not how Olivia imagined her birthday weekend would go. 903 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:47,032 Michael! 904 00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:48,207 Is that you? 905 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,905 Michael! 906 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,408 Michael? 907 00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:16,714 Is that you? 908 00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,107 Come on, is that you? 909 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:30,771 I've got a gun, asshole! 910 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,817 And I'm not afraid to fucking use it! 911 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:38,953 I'm not fucking around here! 912 00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:43,305 Come on! 913 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:02,411 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 914 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:03,456 Holy fuck. 915 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:10,855 Jason. 916 00:46:10,855 --> 00:46:12,682 Get down! 917 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:15,773 What the hell? 918 00:46:16,904 --> 00:46:18,950 - Who's Jason shooting at? - I don't know. 919 00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:21,735 How do we know that he's the one doing the shooting? 920 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:22,997 We have to do something. 921 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,433 Yeah. 922 00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:25,783 Okay. 923 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,176 Wait, Carrie, where are you going? 924 00:46:28,176 --> 00:46:29,787 What are doing? Carrie. Carrie. 925 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,527 Something. 926 00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,051 You have a better idea? 927 00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,387 Run! 928 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:09,391 Fuck it. 929 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,393 Lock the door! 930 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:51,912 We need to get the hell out of here! 931 00:47:51,912 --> 00:47:54,132 Oh, yes! 932 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:56,221 Shit! 933 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,744 It's working, it's working, it's working! 934 00:47:57,744 --> 00:48:00,181 Fuck yeah, go, go, go, go, go! 935 00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,269 Go, go ,go! 936 00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,792 Yeah, yeah, go! Go, go, go! 937 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,664 Don't you dare get your foot off that pedal, Sarah, go! 938 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,362 Oh, you can count on that, girl! 939 00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:12,846 You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. 940 00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,328 - Just-- - Okay. 941 00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:17,807 What do you think I'm doing? 942 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,550 Oh, what's going on, what's going on? Hey! Hey! Hey! 943 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,943 No, Sarah stop reversing. 944 00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,858 I'm not! Something's pulling us! 945 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:33,519 What the fuck is pulling us? 946 00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:34,955 There's nothing back here! 947 00:48:34,955 --> 00:48:36,565 Well, then you explain what the fuck is happening? 948 00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:39,046 I don't know what's happening! Why the fuck? 949 00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:44,312 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 950 00:48:44,312 --> 00:48:46,140 This isn't possible. 951 00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:49,230 No, we're in the same exact spot that we were before. 952 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,928 No, no, no, that can't be right. 953 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,712 Fuck, apparently it can. 954 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,714 Just try going forward again, Sarah, go! 955 00:48:57,021 --> 00:49:00,981 - It's dead. - Okay, try again. Try again! 956 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:02,809 Try it again, Sarah, just pull it again! 957 00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,506 Fucking try it again! 958 00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:06,639 Gaby! Stop it! 959 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:09,337 - She's trying, it's not-- - Oh, nice fucking tears! 960 00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:11,513 Stop it! It's not her fault, she's trying! 961 00:49:11,513 --> 00:49:13,994 - I don't wanna die! - You're not gonna die. 962 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,997 We just need to stay calm and just-- just stay calm, okay? 963 00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,129 Oh, that's a fucking genius plan. 964 00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,434 You know what? How about dialing it back 965 00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:20,522 with the attitude a little bit? 966 00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:22,002 We're all in this together, Gaby. 967 00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:24,657 I'm sorry. 968 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:26,833 Fuck! 969 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,313 Sorry. 970 00:49:28,313 --> 00:49:30,445 It's okay, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 971 00:49:30,445 --> 00:49:32,534 I'm sorry, you're okay, you're fine. 972 00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:33,448 You're okay, you're fine. 973 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,367 Guys. 974 00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:41,935 Guys, the windows. 975 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:43,023 Oh my God. 976 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,164 I guess they must have closed when we were-- 977 00:49:53,164 --> 00:49:54,643 Dragged back? 978 00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:58,821 Yeah, something like that. 979 00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:01,346 I wish Michael and Jason were here. 980 00:50:01,346 --> 00:50:02,825 Shit. 981 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:03,826 Jason's military background would be every-- 982 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,699 Would do what, Sarah? 983 00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,918 Jason had a gun and he knew how to use it 984 00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:11,704 and that didn't help him. Whatever's out there is like-- 985 00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:14,489 What if it's them? Hmm? 986 00:50:14,489 --> 00:50:15,751 What, who? 987 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,188 Michael and Jason. 988 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,667 Fucking with us, trying to scare us. 989 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,060 Are you serious? 990 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:22,889 Why not? - I-- I don't know. 991 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:26,153 Maybe like a thousand reasons why not. 992 00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:28,068 First of which, Michael's girlfriend 993 00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,549 is currently catatonic on the couch. 994 00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,072 If they really wanted to punk us, 995 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:35,206 that's one seriously messed-up birthday present for her. 996 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,865 What if she's in on it? 997 00:50:42,865 --> 00:50:43,779 Olivia? 998 00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:44,954 Yeah. 999 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,434 Think about it. 1000 00:50:46,434 --> 00:50:50,525 Who's the biggest drama queen and prankster we know? 1001 00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:54,094 Loves creating Instagramable moments for the world to see. 1002 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,618 This whole thing could be one big prank on us. 1003 00:50:56,618 --> 00:50:57,880 Oh my God. 1004 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,839 No, no, no, Gaby's right. 1005 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,841 I mean, think about it. What do we know? 1006 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,973 Michael goes missing and the only person around 1007 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:07,194 to witness what happened was Olivia. 1008 00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:10,328 Then Michael's roommate magically finds a gun, 1009 00:51:10,328 --> 00:51:11,720 goes looking for him. 1010 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,723 We hear gunshots, but none of us see anything. 1011 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:16,247 Except for Jason. 1012 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:18,684 Come back in covered in what looks to be blood, 1013 00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:20,294 but you can buy buckets of that shit online. 1014 00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:22,557 No, we literally saw him get sucked into the void. 1015 00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:24,472 We don't know what we saw. 1016 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,650 Okay, fine. 1017 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:32,915 But why? Like to any of this? Why? 1018 00:51:32,915 --> 00:51:34,526 Olivia was so excited to get to Blue Light 1019 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:35,875 as early as we could. 1020 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,227 What if we were never going to Blue Light? 1021 00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:45,493 Maybe this whole thing was just a way to get us in the RV 1022 00:51:45,493 --> 00:51:47,408 and on the road. 1023 00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:51,151 A road that we're now on thanks to a map that Jason found. 1024 00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:53,893 - Yeah. - Okay, but I was with Michael 1025 00:51:53,893 --> 00:51:55,721 when we showed the bartender that map. 1026 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:57,853 Ah, but what did the bartender tell you? 1027 00:51:57,853 --> 00:51:59,203 To turn around. 1028 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:00,378 And did we? 1029 00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:04,164 No. 1030 00:52:04,164 --> 00:52:07,080 No, instead we followed Michael and Jason 1031 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,301 down to whatever rabbit hole they had planned for us. 1032 00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:12,738 They could have come out here days ago. 1033 00:52:12,738 --> 00:52:14,087 - Rigged the whole shit. - Rigged? 1034 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:16,220 It's probably a fucking dead end, no traffic. 1035 00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:19,136 Perfect spot for a prank. 1036 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,615 Shit. 1037 00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:21,747 No, we gotta give them points. 1038 00:52:21,747 --> 00:52:23,096 They're good. 1039 00:52:23,096 --> 00:52:24,924 And Michael's whole sob story 1040 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:26,143 about stealing this RV from his uncle. 1041 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,580 - All fucking bullshit. - All bullshit. 1042 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,452 And this would be so messed up if they really did that. 1043 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:36,414 Or it would be the greatest birthday prank ever. 1044 00:52:36,414 --> 00:52:40,374 Let's say for the sake of argument that you're right. 1045 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:43,377 Do you really think that Meryl Streep over there 1046 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:45,727 could keep this act up the whole time? 1047 00:52:45,727 --> 00:52:47,381 Why fake it? 1048 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:50,776 Dr. Feelgood back there has plenty of stuff 1049 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:52,125 - in his joy bag. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1050 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,605 We all watched her take that pill. 1051 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,693 Oh, she did that. 1052 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:55,998 She said she didn't know what it did, 1053 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:58,479 but what if it was a sleeping pill, you guys? 1054 00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,133 Sure would help keep the illusion alive. 1055 00:53:00,133 --> 00:53:03,180 - She hasn't moved once. - You're fucking right. 1056 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,051 Okay. 1057 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:06,966 Even if some of that makes sense-- 1058 00:53:06,966 --> 00:53:08,272 Mmhmm. 1059 00:53:08,272 --> 00:53:12,232 How can you explain this RV being pulled back 1060 00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:14,626 to the same exact spot that we were just in? 1061 00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,845 We just saw that. 1062 00:53:22,373 --> 00:53:23,591 Truck winch. 1063 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:28,074 Michael's fucking truck. 1064 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:30,163 Oh my God. 1065 00:53:30,163 --> 00:53:32,774 Michael and Jason come out here a few days ago, 1066 00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:34,341 leave the truck, 1067 00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,822 then when they go missing, get in the truck, get the winch, 1068 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:39,259 hook it up, we try to leave, bam! 1069 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:41,870 Hashtag jokes on us suckers. 1070 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,090 Oh my God. 1071 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:45,091 She's good, she was fucking good. 1072 00:53:45,091 --> 00:53:47,528 No, no, no, no, no. 1073 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,487 Gotta flip the narrative, Carre. 1074 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:52,359 Best part of this prank will be Olivia's face. 1075 00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:57,059 When we bust her, she's gonna love it and hate us. 1076 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,975 Then Michael and Jason get back on board 1077 00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:01,107 and we can finally go to Blue Light. 1078 00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:03,849 It was that much. 1079 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:06,243 So how do we prove that she's faking it? 1080 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:11,987 What does a girl who can smoke endless amounts of weed hate? 1081 00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:15,817 She gags and vomits. 1082 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:17,210 Just a whiff. 1083 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,212 - Remember? - Cigarette smoke. 1084 00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:20,431 Bingo. - Yeah. 1085 00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:21,997 Yeah. 1086 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:24,783 - But none of us smoke anymore. - Yeah. 1087 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:27,525 What? I thought you said you quit smoking in high school. 1088 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:29,048 Ooh, shocker, I lied. 1089 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:33,270 - Let's go viral, bitches. - Okay. 1090 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:35,881 Okay. 1091 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,798 How do I look? How do I look? 1092 00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:41,582 Give it a sec. 1093 00:54:43,236 --> 00:54:45,282 - Ew. - Look like a rat's nest. 1094 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:46,544 Okay. 1095 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:48,328 I was not ready, okay. 1096 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:49,329 Okay, you good? 1097 00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,897 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Okay. 1098 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,290 Go. 1099 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:54,813 It's your girl Gabster here. 1100 00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,336 And Sarah C. 1101 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:59,557 And we are in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1102 00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,342 And we're about to twist this bitch. 1103 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,779 It's been a while since we've checked on Olivia. 1104 00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:06,564 I'm starting to get very worried. 1105 00:55:06,564 --> 00:55:10,481 She looked really, really sick. I know. 1106 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:14,354 And it's so sad she can't celebrate her birthday. 1107 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:15,573 Hmm. 1108 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:17,009 What should we do, Sarah? 1109 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:22,406 We let her die and fuck Michael. 1110 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,066 Busted bitch! 1111 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,984 Wait. She's not reacting. 1112 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,246 And she's not that good of an actress. 1113 00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,605 What the fuck? 1114 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:54,089 Oh my God! 1115 00:55:56,831 --> 00:56:00,966 Stop! 1116 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:11,106 Help me get that seatbelt on her. 1117 00:56:11,106 --> 00:56:13,370 It'll be safer from whatever. 1118 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,980 Gaby, you want to help? 1119 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:16,329 Gaby. 1120 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:19,550 Chris, get up, you dumb worthless fuck! 1121 00:56:19,550 --> 00:56:20,638 Chris! 1122 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:22,074 Get the fuck up! 1123 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:24,250 Get up! Stop fucking around! 1124 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:27,601 Chris? Chris, honey? Chris? 1125 00:56:27,601 --> 00:56:29,603 Guys? Guys! Something's wrong with Chris! 1126 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:31,213 Come here now! 1127 00:56:31,213 --> 00:56:32,345 What did he take? I don't know. 1128 00:56:32,345 --> 00:56:34,303 - What didn't he take? - Jesus Christ. 1129 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:35,827 - Chris. - Hey honey, can you hear me? 1130 00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:37,568 Hey, Chris, can you hear me? 1131 00:56:37,568 --> 00:56:39,265 You guys help me put him on his side, okay? 1132 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:41,006 Okay. One... 1133 00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:42,094 - Two, three. - Two, three. 1134 00:56:42,094 --> 00:56:43,487 Go! Go! Go! 1135 00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:45,576 Up, up, up. Okay, now it's okay. 1136 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,624 - Molly, ecstasy, Adderall? - Jesus. 1137 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:51,973 Chris, I swear to God, if you fucking die, 1138 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,322 I'll fucking kill you! 1139 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,323 Wake up! 1140 00:56:57,588 --> 00:56:59,981 Get it out. That's good. Get it out. 1141 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:03,202 Okay, okay, okay. 1142 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,943 Good job. Good job. Good job. 1143 00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,727 Okay, you're okay. 1144 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:10,427 Hey, baby. 1145 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,691 I had the craziest dream. 1146 00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:15,736 Did you? Yeah? 1147 00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:19,174 And you were there. 1148 00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:24,484 And you. 1149 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:26,747 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1150 00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:30,403 Michael and Jason weren't there. 1151 00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,146 They're dead. 1152 00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:46,463 How did he know that? 1153 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,117 He had to have heard us talking. 1154 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:51,076 Okay, but what are we gonna do now? 1155 00:57:51,076 --> 00:57:52,425 We don't have the luxury of passing out. 1156 00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,600 We can't just sit here on our asses, guys. 1157 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,080 No, that's exactly what we should do. 1158 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,952 We don't know what's out there. 1159 00:57:57,952 --> 00:58:01,086 We know all the dead animals are in here. 1160 00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,348 What if that's it? 1161 00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:04,045 What if it was an animal? 1162 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,743 A bear? 1163 00:58:05,743 --> 00:58:07,309 I don't know if a bear could pull us back, 1164 00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,268 but the rest of the shit it could have done. 1165 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:10,965 It would have to be a pack of bears. 1166 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:12,097 Okay. 1167 00:58:12,097 --> 00:58:14,708 Or a pack of pissed-off truckers. 1168 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,101 No way. 1169 00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:17,929 We lost those asshats a long time ago. 1170 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:19,974 What if we didn't? They're truckers. 1171 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,020 They probably know every back road around this place. 1172 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,500 They don't know our route. 1173 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,979 Nobody does. Not even us. 1174 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,546 Back at the Roadhouse. 1175 00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:28,374 We made it clear exactly where we were going 1176 00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:31,725 - and which road we were taking. - Are you hearing yourself? 1177 00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:33,988 Captain KKK and his sidekick Little Adolf 1178 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,729 were never at the Roadhouse. 1179 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,429 I think that I might have seen their truck 1180 00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:41,561 pulling into the parking lot as we were leaving. 1181 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:42,693 What? 1182 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:44,608 Carrie, why wouldn't you tell us this? 1183 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:46,479 Oh my God. It happened so fast, and it was-- it was dark, 1184 00:58:46,479 --> 00:58:48,481 and I just saw their taillights as we were pulling out, 1185 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:49,874 and I figured that if I said anything, 1186 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,571 you guys would have just called me crazy again, so-- 1187 00:58:51,571 --> 00:58:53,094 Yes, and we would have been right to call you crazy. 1188 00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:54,748 Are you kidding me? 1189 00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:56,750 You have no idea what you saw other than some random lights 1190 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,970 on a random truck at a random diner. 1191 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,015 They could have tracked us down. 1192 00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:02,930 That place could have been filled with people they knew. 1193 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,018 Maybe they even called ahead 1194 00:59:04,018 --> 00:59:05,498 and told them to look out for us. 1195 00:59:05,498 --> 00:59:07,108 That would explain their creepy behavior towards us. 1196 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:08,240 I'm not buying it. 1197 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,416 It's as good an explanation as bears 1198 00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:12,461 or a non-existent prank? 1199 00:59:13,724 --> 00:59:15,552 Maybe it wasn't a prank. 1200 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,992 Maybe it was Jason. Think about it. 1201 00:59:20,992 --> 00:59:23,603 We know, no shit about him except for he's sketchy as fuck. 1202 00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:24,909 We've seen his violent side 1203 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,259 and he's the only one currently with a gun. 1204 00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:28,565 Jason's a good guy. 1205 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,088 Okay, well a lot of good guys come back 1206 00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:32,569 from war with PTSD, Carrie. 1207 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,397 He could have been a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. 1208 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,965 The last thing he said to us was run. 1209 00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:40,533 He wanted us to leave the safety of our RV. 1210 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:42,535 It would have been open hunting grounds for him. 1211 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:43,928 I'm sorry, you're being paranoid. 1212 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:45,494 I'm not fucking being paranoid! 1213 00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:47,279 Carrie is the only one allowed to have the right answer. 1214 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,497 - Always. - You know what? 1215 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,151 - I didn't say that. - You didn't have to! 1216 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:51,979 You were always smarter than the rest of us dumb bitches! 1217 00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:55,330 - Right? - Oh God, guys, stop! 1218 00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:58,420 We don't know shit about shit. 1219 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,423 The only thing we do know is we have each other. 1220 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:04,035 And until we get on the other side 1221 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:05,210 of whatever the fuck this is, 1222 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,038 we better act like the lifelong friends 1223 01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:08,474 we've been pretending to be. 1224 01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:12,870 Yes, I understand. 1225 01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,567 Olivia? What the fuck? 1226 01:00:16,438 --> 01:00:17,962 Olivia, who are you talking to? 1227 01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:20,791 Okay, I will. I promise. 1228 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:23,663 Olivia, we need your phone right now to call for help. 1229 01:00:23,663 --> 01:00:25,143 If she has signal, we should all have signal. 1230 01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:26,884 Check your phones. Call 911. 1231 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,670 What the fuck? - I've got nothing. 1232 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:32,411 No, me neither. I don't see anything. 1233 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,719 Olivia? 1234 01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:39,331 Olivia! What? 1235 01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:41,768 She couldn't have just vanished. She was right there. 1236 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:48,427 Asshole! I knew this was a setup. 1237 01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:49,863 Michael, what the hell is go-- 1238 01:00:49,863 --> 01:00:51,996 Michael, what the hell is-- 1239 01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:54,955 Stop it. Who is this? 1240 01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,783 Stop it. Who is this? 1241 01:00:58,263 --> 01:00:59,699 What do you want? 1242 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,615 Fuck, marry, kill. 1243 01:01:06,488 --> 01:01:08,316 Olivia. 1244 01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:09,578 - Oh my God. - Fuck this. 1245 01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:11,276 Oh my God, Gaby! 1246 01:01:11,276 --> 01:01:12,973 You're okay, you're okay. Come on. Come on. 1247 01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:15,062 We're getting Olivia. I'm not leaving her out there! 1248 01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,238 Okay, okay, okay! Let's go. Be careful, be careful. 1249 01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:20,198 Come on. Let's go. 1250 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,721 Why the fuck isn't it opening? 1251 01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,810 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop! 1252 01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,682 Whoever is doing this doesn't want us to leave. 1253 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:28,075 Can't you see that? Enough. 1254 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,817 Olivia! Olivia! 1255 01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:36,040 Olivia. What the hell is she doing? 1256 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,737 - Olivia. Olivia! Come back! - Olivia! 1257 01:01:37,737 --> 01:01:39,130 - Olivia! No! - What the fuck are you doing? 1258 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,914 Olivia! 1259 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:58,627 - Where are you going? - Olivia! 1260 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,673 - Olivia, I swear to god! - Olivia! 1261 01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:03,371 Olivia, stop! What are you doing? 1262 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:07,724 Michael? Michael? 1263 01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:12,467 Michael? 1264 01:02:15,993 --> 01:02:17,559 I came. 1265 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,433 Alone. Just like you asked. 1266 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,479 What is she doing? 1267 01:02:24,479 --> 01:02:26,264 Who the hell is she talking to? 1268 01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:28,875 Everything's gonna be okay. We can be together again. 1269 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,662 Michael? 1270 01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:40,495 Where the fuck did that fog come from? 1271 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:42,323 - Olivia! - Olivia! 1272 01:02:42,323 --> 01:02:43,760 Turn around! 1273 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,109 Olivia, turn around! 1274 01:02:45,109 --> 01:02:46,153 Olivia! 1275 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:53,378 Olivia. Come on. Come on this side. 1276 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,380 Michael? 1277 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,338 Olivia. 1278 01:02:57,338 --> 01:03:00,211 Michael, I can see you now. 1279 01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:07,000 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1280 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,872 Michael? 1281 01:03:08,872 --> 01:03:12,832 ♪ Happy birthday to you 1282 01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:16,531 Michael, Michael, what-- what's-- what's going on? 1283 01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:18,882 Michael? Michael? 1284 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:22,320 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Olivia 1285 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,627 Stop! Stop, just-- No, just get away from me! 1286 01:03:25,627 --> 01:03:28,326 Leave me alone! No! 1287 01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:35,507 ♪ Happy death day to you 1288 01:03:42,035 --> 01:03:44,255 No! 1289 01:03:44,255 --> 01:03:48,172 Get away from me! Get away from me! 1290 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,046 Olivia! 1291 01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:56,876 Where did she go? 1292 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:59,009 Oh, I can't see her. I can't see her. 1293 01:04:04,188 --> 01:04:06,146 Attagirl! 1294 01:04:06,146 --> 01:04:08,975 - Come on, Olivia. - Come on. 1295 01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:14,154 Fuck you! 1296 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:18,463 Come on, Olivia. 1297 01:04:18,463 --> 01:04:22,380 Let me in, guys! Guys, open the door! 1298 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,381 Guys, let me in! 1299 01:04:23,381 --> 01:04:24,817 Olivia, keep running! 1300 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:26,558 Open the door! 1301 01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:27,820 What is happening? 1302 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:32,085 Guys! Open the door! Please! 1303 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:34,261 Gaby, open the door! 1304 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:36,916 Let me in. 1305 01:04:36,916 --> 01:04:39,049 Open the door! 1306 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:45,403 Please help me! Gaby! 1307 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:46,883 Screw this. 1308 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,014 Sarah, stop! 1309 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:50,190 She is not opening that fucking door! 1310 01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:51,670 You think Olivia is out there, 1311 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:53,846 then who the hell is on that road? 1312 01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:58,155 Gaby, open the door! Let me in! 1313 01:04:58,155 --> 01:04:59,678 - Gaby, let me in! Let me in! - What if it's her? 1314 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:01,636 It's not her, Gaby! Look, dammit! 1315 01:05:01,636 --> 01:05:04,857 Open the door, Gaby! 1316 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:08,295 Guys, let me in! Please! 1317 01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:13,474 Please guys, open the door. 1318 01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,955 Please. Please. 1319 01:05:15,955 --> 01:05:21,439 Gaby. Please. Open the door. 1320 01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:23,876 Open the door. 1321 01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,893 She didn't just vanish. 1322 01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:46,072 She must have got confused 1323 01:05:46,072 --> 01:05:49,467 and wandered into the woods, right? 1324 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:51,469 She-- she'll be-- she'll be back. 1325 01:05:51,469 --> 01:05:54,341 Sure, with Michael and Jason. 1326 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,739 We should have done more to help her. 1327 01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:03,002 There was nothing that we could have done, Carrie. 1328 01:06:03,002 --> 01:06:05,700 We could have never pissed off those truck drivers. 1329 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,964 We could have just stayed on the highway. 1330 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,880 We could have turned around. We were told to turn around. 1331 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,449 We could have never come on this fucking trip! 1332 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,756 We could have never stayed friends after high school. 1333 01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,932 We could have never stayed friends 1334 01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:22,021 after we did really fucking shitty things 1335 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,631 to each other. 1336 01:06:23,631 --> 01:06:25,938 Oh no, there's a hell of a lot we could have done 1337 01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:29,768 to not get us to the exact point of being hunted and killed! 1338 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,422 Shoulda, coulda, woulda, Gaby. 1339 01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:34,033 - God, Sarah! - Okay, you know what? 1340 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:38,168 We're here now. 1341 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:39,778 The past doesn't matter. 1342 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:43,521 And if we want to make it through, 1343 01:06:43,521 --> 01:06:46,176 whatever this is, 1344 01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:48,656 we have to work harder at workin' together, right? 1345 01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:49,788 Oh, fuck, Carrie. 1346 01:06:49,788 --> 01:06:52,138 Oh my God. What, seriously? 1347 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:53,661 Are you hungry after what just happened? 1348 01:06:53,661 --> 01:06:56,229 Of course I'm not fucking hungry, Carrie! 1349 01:06:56,229 --> 01:06:58,188 But if I don't get a drink to calm my fucking nerves, 1350 01:06:58,188 --> 01:06:59,885 there's nothing stopping me from going outside, 1351 01:06:59,885 --> 01:07:01,843 finding that gun, and blowing my goddamn brains out 1352 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:03,715 to make the fear stop! 1353 01:07:06,631 --> 01:07:08,720 Pour me a double of whatever. 1354 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,938 You got it. 1355 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,597 We-- we still don't know what happened to them, 1356 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:17,903 to any of them. 1357 01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:20,384 - For all we know, they could-- - Jack shit. 1358 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:22,995 That's all we fucking know. 1359 01:07:22,995 --> 01:07:25,258 Jack fucking shit. 1360 01:07:27,608 --> 01:07:29,697 Yeah. Yeah. 1361 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,744 Here's to steadying the nerves. 1362 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,095 To our friends. 1363 01:07:37,575 --> 01:07:38,837 And each other. 1364 01:07:42,232 --> 01:07:43,276 Salut. 1365 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,282 - Holy fuck! Oh. Ew. - Oh my God. 1366 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,849 Oh my God. 1367 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:53,895 This might be worse than whatever is out there. 1368 01:07:56,898 --> 01:07:58,987 Back to the million-dollar question. 1369 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:03,688 What the hell is out there? 1370 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:09,824 Is it watching us right now? 1371 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:19,965 When my grandpa died, he left the family fortune 1372 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:23,882 to my dad and his older brother, my Uncle Josh. 1373 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,710 Anyone would tell you that Uncle Josh 1374 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,625 was the real genius in the family. 1375 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,930 I-- I don't think that we met him. 1376 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,497 No, you didn't. 1377 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:33,892 Um, because my loving father used every trick in the book 1378 01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:35,372 to cut him out of his inheritance 1379 01:08:35,372 --> 01:08:36,634 and our lives. 1380 01:08:36,634 --> 01:08:38,288 What the fuck did he do? 1381 01:08:38,288 --> 01:08:41,160 He had the balls to come back from a camping trip one summer 1382 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:46,948 and tell us that he saw something in the woods. 1383 01:08:46,948 --> 01:08:48,472 So, what did he see? 1384 01:08:49,734 --> 01:08:52,258 Daddy dearest wouldn't tell us. 1385 01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,955 He said that my uncle was a crazy drunk, 1386 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:56,349 and that crazy drunks can't be near the money. 1387 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,961 The point is... Wow. 1388 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:03,922 ...Bigfoot, ghosts, UFOs, 1389 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,750 there is just some shit in the world 1390 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,231 - that you cannot explain. - Yeah. 1391 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,842 So, is that what you think is going on here? 1392 01:09:10,842 --> 01:09:14,976 We're being stalked by like some killer Bigfoot. 1393 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,764 Parked the RV on an ancient Indian burial ground. 1394 01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:21,113 Carre. 1395 01:09:21,113 --> 01:09:23,289 Being attacked by vengeful spirits. 1396 01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:26,727 Invading aliens abducted our friends. 1397 01:09:26,727 --> 01:09:28,076 We're next. 1398 01:09:28,076 --> 01:09:29,339 Why not? Yeah. 1399 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:30,862 You take your pick. 1400 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,168 When we were kids, 1401 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,345 the government told us that UFOs did not exist. 1402 01:09:35,345 --> 01:09:38,130 Now, they can't stop talking about 'em. 1403 01:09:38,130 --> 01:09:40,045 I mean, what else are they hiding from us? 1404 01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:41,786 Scared that our fragile human minds 1405 01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:43,788 can't handle the truth. 1406 01:09:43,788 --> 01:09:44,919 Yeah. - Right? 1407 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:46,573 Yeah. No, my abuelita, 1408 01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:50,055 when she was a little girl, the elders in her village, 1409 01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:51,535 they forbid her and anyone else 1410 01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:52,971 from going near the river. 1411 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,801 They said that an insane woman 1412 01:09:56,801 --> 01:09:59,586 had butchered up her entire family, 1413 01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:01,022 chopped them up into little pieces 1414 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:03,982 and fed them to the fish in the river, poisoning it. 1415 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:06,245 No one could eat from it or drink from it. 1416 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:10,162 So, the elders find this woman, 1417 01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,948 this bruja, 1418 01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:17,213 this witch. 1419 01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:22,087 And they tie her down with rocks and drown her. 1420 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:26,265 So, my abuelita, when she was a teenager, 1421 01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:27,832 she's with her friends, 1422 01:10:27,832 --> 01:10:31,401 and they're closer to the river than they should've been. 1423 01:10:34,926 --> 01:10:36,884 And they hear a scream. 1424 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,063 So piercing. 1425 01:10:44,152 --> 01:10:45,893 So inhuman. 1426 01:10:47,547 --> 01:10:48,896 They run. 1427 01:10:50,202 --> 01:10:53,074 Never looking back. 1428 01:10:53,074 --> 01:10:55,468 And finally, my abuela, 1429 01:10:55,468 --> 01:11:00,081 she turns around and she's the only one left. 1430 01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:05,261 And they never found her friends. 1431 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:16,054 We should just stay here. 1432 01:11:16,054 --> 01:11:19,536 And the sun should be up in a couple of hours. 1433 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:23,104 And whatever is out there is not in here with us. 1434 01:11:23,104 --> 01:11:24,976 This is the safest place. 1435 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,761 Maybe. 1436 01:11:27,761 --> 01:11:31,156 I mean, eventually a car has to come by. 1437 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,853 What if it's a dead end? 1438 01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:34,333 What if it's not? 1439 01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:40,861 No. No. 1440 01:11:58,096 --> 01:11:59,227 Stop! Stop! 1441 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:08,454 No! 1442 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,808 Okay, okay, okay. 1443 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,462 Guys! Guys, we need-- we need weapons. 1444 01:12:16,462 --> 01:12:17,637 Yeah. 1445 01:12:17,637 --> 01:12:19,857 Find anything, okay? Go! 1446 01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,337 - Okay, okay. - Go, now! Go! 1447 01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,004 Fuck yeah. 1448 01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:44,316 Oh, Carrie! Fire! Fire! Oh my God! 1449 01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,238 Safety first, ladies. 1450 01:12:56,807 --> 01:12:57,808 Fire. 1451 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:01,551 Dead snakes. 1452 01:13:02,813 --> 01:13:04,075 Trip of a lifetime. 1453 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:15,347 You hear that? 1454 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,786 I don't hear anything. 1455 01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:23,224 Exactly. It's gone. 1456 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,836 Maybe. For now, but... 1457 01:13:25,836 --> 01:13:28,186 - Now's the perfect time. - For what? 1458 01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,014 For one of us to go get help. 1459 01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,537 Are you insane? We're not leaving. 1460 01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:32,973 Yeah, no, Sarah's right. We're staying put. 1461 01:13:32,973 --> 01:13:34,975 No, I hear you guys. 1462 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:36,977 Which is why I'm gonna go. 1463 01:13:36,977 --> 01:13:38,936 You have a jacked up leg. 1464 01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:39,893 You really think you could outrun 1465 01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:40,938 whatever the hell is out there? 1466 01:13:40,938 --> 01:13:42,330 I think with one good leg, 1467 01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:43,984 I'm the fastest one here by a mile. 1468 01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:45,769 Gaby, you're in pain. 1469 01:13:45,769 --> 01:13:48,598 You're literally popping Advil like candy. 1470 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:49,903 What about the RICE diet? 1471 01:13:49,903 --> 01:13:52,253 Rest, ice, compression, elevation? 1472 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:54,560 That was recently changed to "run, I can escape." 1473 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,997 Look, Gaby, we appreciate you wanting to do this for us, 1474 01:13:56,997 --> 01:13:58,042 but if we just wait-- 1475 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:00,523 God, then we fucking die, Sarah. 1476 01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:04,483 I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and let that happen. 1477 01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:07,399 Guys, look, I train for cross-country events 24/7. 1478 01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,270 That's what my body was built to do. 1479 01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:11,621 The moment I'm out that door, I'm running. 1480 01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:13,057 I'll change courses if I hear anything 1481 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:14,406 from road to woods, 1482 01:14:14,406 --> 01:14:16,190 but I'm not stopping until I bring us back help 1483 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,583 - or anything, alright? - No, no, no, Gaby. 1484 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,193 This is not up for discussion, you guys! 1485 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,499 The longer we sit here and talk about this, 1486 01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:21,805 the sooner whatever the fuck that is 1487 01:14:21,805 --> 01:14:23,371 comes back. 1488 01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:25,330 - You don't have to do this. - Yes, I fucking do, Carrie. 1489 01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:27,288 No. Yes, I do. 1490 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:32,598 I may not always like you guys, but I will always love you. 1491 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,909 Take care of him. 1492 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:40,127 He may be a dumbass stoner, 1493 01:14:40,127 --> 01:14:43,653 but he's our dumbass stoner, okay? 1494 01:14:43,653 --> 01:14:46,133 Okay. Of course we will. 1495 01:14:47,134 --> 01:14:48,658 Thank you. 1496 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:52,313 All right. 1497 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:53,837 The second I'm gone, you barricade that door 1498 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:56,274 with whatever you can find, 'cause when I come back, 1499 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,580 I am bringing back the cavalry. 1500 01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:00,060 - Yeah. - And you'll know it's me. Okay? 1501 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:01,453 Okay, okay, okay. 1502 01:15:01,453 --> 01:15:02,802 It's okay. 1503 01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:17,164 Amen. 1504 01:15:22,996 --> 01:15:24,998 Later, bitches. 1505 01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,788 No! 1506 01:15:35,008 --> 01:15:36,793 She was here. 1507 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,405 She was here the whole time. 1508 01:15:41,449 --> 01:15:43,930 It's impossible. We looked. 1509 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:46,150 She was begging, and pleading, 1510 01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:48,065 and screaming for us to let her in, 1511 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,022 and we didn't. 1512 01:15:49,022 --> 01:15:50,415 We fucking ignored her! 1513 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:52,635 No, Gaby, none of this makes any sense. 1514 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:54,550 We-- we saw her. 1515 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,856 She was in front of us. 1516 01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:59,990 Maybe-- maybe whatever did this um, attacked her 1517 01:15:59,990 --> 01:16:02,688 and then dragged her back here. 1518 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:03,776 And did that? 1519 01:16:05,343 --> 01:16:07,214 Oh my-- 1520 01:16:07,214 --> 01:16:09,913 We killed her. 1521 01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,570 We killed our friend. 1522 01:16:16,659 --> 01:16:18,530 And one of you can tell her parents 1523 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:21,011 we let their only child, who was begging for our help 1524 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:25,537 until her very last breath, die. 1525 01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,498 We never even tried. 1526 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,594 Shut the door. 1527 01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:47,603 What did we do! 1528 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,213 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1529 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,041 - Sarah, what did we do? - Hey! Hey! 1530 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:54,522 We survived! That is what we did! 1531 01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:56,176 You saw her as clear as day. 1532 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,613 She was never at that door. 1533 01:16:57,613 --> 01:16:59,136 And if we plan on living, 1534 01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:02,182 we'll do what Gaby said and lock this place down now! 1535 01:17:02,182 --> 01:17:03,793 - You hear me? - Yeah. 1536 01:17:03,793 --> 01:17:04,881 Come on! 1537 01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,655 I can't stop thinking about Olivia. 1538 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,134 Well, try. 1539 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:43,659 It's not our fault. 1540 01:17:46,139 --> 01:17:47,227 If we'd have just opened the door-- 1541 01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:49,839 Then we all would have died. 1542 01:17:49,839 --> 01:17:51,710 Do you really think she would have opened the door for you? 1543 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,190 Because trust me, she wouldn't have. 1544 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,452 Bullshit. 1545 01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:57,585 She was our friend. 1546 01:17:57,585 --> 01:18:00,545 Do not paint me to be the villain here. 1547 01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:03,287 I never once abandoned her. 1548 01:18:03,287 --> 01:18:05,550 She picked the college, I went. 1549 01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:07,552 She chose our dorm, I signed up. 1550 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:11,425 She picked our sorority, I joined. 1551 01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:13,645 She chose our major, I said, "Sure." 1552 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,780 She was my ride or die. 1553 01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:19,999 But we didn't think we meant that literally. 1554 01:18:22,915 --> 01:18:26,136 And you wanna know the irony of it? 1555 01:18:26,136 --> 01:18:27,833 Olivia would constantly remind me 1556 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:29,617 that there was not a single situation 1557 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:32,577 I couldn't buy my way out of. 1558 01:18:32,577 --> 01:18:35,101 And now, she's not even here to see how wrong she was. 1559 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,453 This is one check I cannot cash. 1560 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:43,501 You have plenty of other qualities 1561 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:46,025 besides spending your dad's money. 1562 01:18:46,025 --> 01:18:47,635 Thanks. 1563 01:18:47,635 --> 01:18:49,159 I'll just sit here waiting to die 1564 01:18:49,159 --> 01:18:50,726 and reflect on all of them. 1565 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:51,814 Stop. 1566 01:18:52,902 --> 01:18:56,166 You're ten times smarter than you let on. 1567 01:18:56,166 --> 01:18:58,821 I hate that you can make me laugh. 1568 01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:02,563 And I've never met a guy who doesn't lust after you. 1569 01:19:02,563 --> 01:19:04,261 Including dads and teachers. 1570 01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,655 I think you wrote that in my yearbook. 1571 01:19:07,655 --> 01:19:09,657 No. 1572 01:19:09,657 --> 01:19:12,878 I wrote that you're a mean-ass lying bitch in an easy way. 1573 01:19:14,227 --> 01:19:15,794 Right. Right. 1574 01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:16,752 Savage. 1575 01:19:20,190 --> 01:19:22,583 Okay, uh, that's what we were lacking right there. 1576 01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:24,194 Creepy-ass ambiance. 1577 01:19:24,194 --> 01:19:25,238 What if we-- 1578 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:27,850 No, no, no, just-- Power just died. 1579 01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:28,894 Old RV. 1580 01:19:31,244 --> 01:19:32,202 I can't see. 1581 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,246 Yeah. 1582 01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:40,514 i'll get a flashlight. 1583 01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:45,171 Turn it off. 1584 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,607 We need to save our batteries. 1585 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,059 Let's hope Gaby finds some help. 1586 01:20:03,059 --> 01:20:05,496 And help finds us soon. 1587 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:09,152 I can't remember her ever not succeeding 1588 01:20:09,152 --> 01:20:10,370 at something she set out to do. 1589 01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:17,551 Cool. 1590 01:20:17,551 --> 01:20:20,859 Now, I'm just gonna calmly relight these candles. 1591 01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,078 Okay. 1592 01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:24,297 And pretend this dumpster fire of a night 1593 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:26,125 is not actually happening. 1594 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:27,170 Yeah. 1595 01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,914 If we make it out of this, do you think-- 1596 01:20:31,914 --> 01:20:33,350 When. 1597 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:35,700 Okay, when. 1598 01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,094 When we make it out of this, 1599 01:20:40,009 --> 01:20:42,838 do you think anyone will believe us? 1600 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:43,882 Would you? 1601 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,762 That's disturbing. 1602 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:58,462 There must be a camera mounted around here somewhere. 1603 01:20:58,462 --> 01:21:02,683 If so, where are you? 1604 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,470 What the hell? 1605 01:21:08,211 --> 01:21:09,734 Actual fuckity fuck fuck. 1606 01:21:09,734 --> 01:21:10,778 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 1607 01:21:10,778 --> 01:21:11,692 Did I miss something? 1608 01:21:11,692 --> 01:21:13,303 Hi. Hey! 1609 01:21:13,303 --> 01:21:14,913 It's all good, ladies. 1610 01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:17,046 Your boy is gonna replenish the old electrolytes 1611 01:21:17,046 --> 01:21:19,222 and then there'll be plenty of Chris to enjoy. 1612 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:25,881 What the fuck? 1613 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:30,886 Y'all make some interesting life choices. 1614 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,583 Are we already at Blue Light? 1615 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:34,759 No. 1616 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,720 All right, all right. 1617 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,158 I'm jelly, god damn! 1618 01:21:42,158 --> 01:21:44,073 Looks like I missed the rager. 1619 01:21:44,073 --> 01:21:45,813 Maybe I'll just get the 401 from the others. 1620 01:21:45,813 --> 01:21:51,167 Um, it's-- It's just us, Chris. 1621 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,647 Right, then. 1622 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:55,823 I'll just kick back, with y'all and relax then. 1623 01:21:55,823 --> 01:21:59,479 No rush. Take some me time. 1624 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,307 Ah, read a good book. 1625 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:04,571 The Black Arts. 1626 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:08,967 Ooh. 1627 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,230 Looks like a good book for kids about Satan. 1628 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,886 That must have belonged to Michael's uncle. 1629 01:22:17,193 --> 01:22:19,891 The Book of Forbidden Knowledge, Demonology. 1630 01:22:19,891 --> 01:22:22,502 The Grimora, Aleistair Crowley, Sign of the Beast? 1631 01:22:22,502 --> 01:22:24,026 Oh, my God. 1632 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,679 Do you think that this is related to what's happening? 1633 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:27,681 It's a hell of a coincidence if it's not. 1634 01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:29,727 Y'all playing some I'm light as a feather, 1635 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:31,729 stiff as a board, paranormal spooky shit 1636 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:32,991 without me? 1637 01:22:32,991 --> 01:22:35,341 We were never supposed to see any of this. 1638 01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:36,995 Michael stole the Beast. 1639 01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:39,389 Do y'all remember Olivia's birthday party 1640 01:22:39,389 --> 01:22:41,826 where we broke out that Ouija board? 1641 01:22:41,826 --> 01:22:45,612 It's almost like we were marked from the beginning. 1642 01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:47,701 All right. 1643 01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:49,007 Clearly I'm still dreaming. 1644 01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:51,618 We are stranded in the middle of nowhere. 1645 01:22:51,618 --> 01:22:53,707 Michael is missing, Jason is missing. 1646 01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:55,013 Olivia is dead, 1647 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:57,015 Gaby risked her life to go get us help, 1648 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:58,712 and something out there that we can't explain 1649 01:22:58,712 --> 01:23:00,714 is responsible for all of it. 1650 01:23:14,293 --> 01:23:17,557 I see what's happening here, bruh. 1651 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:19,385 This is one big joke! 1652 01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:21,344 One big old joke on Chris. 1653 01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:23,041 Good one. I deserve it. 1654 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,956 Scared straight, lesson learned, 1655 01:23:24,956 --> 01:23:28,177 because I went all snoop D-O-G-G on the trip. 1656 01:23:28,177 --> 01:23:30,179 No, believe us, Chris, nothing would make us happier 1657 01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:33,530 than to tell you that this has all been one big joke. 1658 01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:34,748 Where's the evidence? 1659 01:23:34,748 --> 01:23:36,533 Show me the proof. 1660 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:38,448 Are you kidding me? 1661 01:23:38,448 --> 01:23:39,666 Look around this place. 1662 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,016 Did you think while you were passed out 1663 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,148 we just turned into Lord of the Flies? 1664 01:23:43,148 --> 01:23:44,280 You got video? 1665 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:45,368 - No! - No! 1666 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:47,500 - You ain't got video? - No. 1667 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,720 See, this is how it always goes down. 1668 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,984 Someone sees something and can't explain it, 1669 01:23:52,984 --> 01:23:54,551 and then can't get actual footage of it, 1670 01:23:54,551 --> 01:23:58,120 and then even if they do, it's on some shaky bullshit, 1671 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:00,165 and there is no proof, and there's no truth. 1672 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:02,472 Chris, either you believe us or you don't, 1673 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:05,388 but unless Gaby comes back with the army to rescue us, 1674 01:24:05,388 --> 01:24:08,304 there's a very good chance that we're all gonna die out here. 1675 01:24:11,742 --> 01:24:13,570 What the fuck? 1676 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,150 I'm sorry you woke up. 1677 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,849 Is it gone? 1678 01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:33,111 Tell me it's gone. 1679 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:34,765 The attacks come in waves. 1680 01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:36,636 Then we better surf the fuck out of here. 1681 01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:38,464 The RV isn't moving. Michael and Jason-- 1682 01:24:38,464 --> 01:24:39,813 They're idiots! 1683 01:24:39,813 --> 01:24:41,380 I need whatever tools we can find. 1684 01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:46,168 Do you know anything about fixing cars, trucks, RVs? 1685 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:49,040 Hurtful, offensive, and racist. 1686 01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:51,303 No, I-- I'm pretty sure that's a fair question. 1687 01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:52,957 I haven't even seen you drive a car, Chris. 1688 01:24:52,957 --> 01:24:54,698 You judge a book by its cover much? 1689 01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:57,135 Do you have a driver's license? 1690 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,703 No, I don't. 1691 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,444 But I can build an engine in my sleep. 1692 01:25:01,444 --> 01:25:03,924 I'm getting my fucking degree in mechanical engineering. 1693 01:25:05,578 --> 01:25:06,971 You go to college? 1694 01:25:06,971 --> 01:25:09,539 If you consider a full ride to MIT goin' to college, 1695 01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:12,237 then yeah, you do. 1696 01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:14,979 That's amazing. Why didn't you tell us? 1697 01:25:14,979 --> 01:25:18,025 Are you fucking kidding me with this shit right now? 1698 01:25:18,025 --> 01:25:20,289 Fine! How come you never asked? 1699 01:25:21,768 --> 01:25:25,207 Now, let all that "bad friend woke" guilt shit 1700 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:28,166 wash all over you while you're getting me some tools! 1701 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,515 Now, go! 1702 01:25:35,521 --> 01:25:37,001 Come on, man! 1703 01:25:37,001 --> 01:25:38,220 Okay. Um, here. Huh, dammit! 1704 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:49,361 Oh! Yes! Oh, Chris! 1705 01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:51,450 Oh! 1706 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:56,586 Okay, so, one of us has to still go outside 1707 01:25:56,586 --> 01:25:57,761 and finish the job. 1708 01:25:57,761 --> 01:26:00,894 And based on the applicants, 1709 01:26:00,894 --> 01:26:04,028 I seem to be the one of us I'm talking about. 1710 01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,856 So, any questions? 1711 01:26:05,856 --> 01:26:07,074 Is there another way? 1712 01:26:07,074 --> 01:26:10,208 You could change majors. 1713 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,515 - All right. - Um, Chris, wait. 1714 01:26:12,515 --> 01:26:14,473 When we told you that Olivia died, 1715 01:26:14,473 --> 01:26:16,301 we didn't tell you where. 1716 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:20,827 Just don't stop. Don't look. Just go. Okay? 1717 01:26:20,827 --> 01:26:23,874 Um, here, take this knife. 1718 01:26:23,874 --> 01:26:25,180 You're really gonna need it. 1719 01:27:04,262 --> 01:27:06,395 Let's see what's going on here. 1720 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,711 Hey, start her up! 1721 01:27:26,110 --> 01:27:27,329 What? 1722 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,115 No, no. Where the fuck are my tools? 1723 01:27:34,466 --> 01:27:35,902 What the hell? 1724 01:27:37,339 --> 01:27:39,428 I did not sign up for this shit. 1725 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,911 How we doin' out there, Chris? 1726 01:27:49,046 --> 01:27:50,308 Chris? 1727 01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:54,312 I can't see him, Carrie! 1728 01:27:54,312 --> 01:27:55,618 Chris! 1729 01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:01,928 Chris! 1730 01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:06,585 You have to talk to me! 1731 01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:10,850 Chris? Chris! 1732 01:28:12,243 --> 01:28:14,114 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1733 01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:17,030 Oh, Chris. Um, okay, uh, 1734 01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,118 this is gonna hurt like hell, okay? 1735 01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:19,381 Fuck-- fuck-- fuck no! Don't do it! 1736 01:28:19,381 --> 01:28:20,730 - I'm gonna pull the knife out. - No, no, no! 1737 01:28:20,730 --> 01:28:21,818 - In three... - Oh God. 1738 01:28:21,818 --> 01:28:24,168 - ...two... - Fuck! One! 1739 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:26,649 What the fuck? You forgot to say "one"! 1740 01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:28,128 You want me to put it back and give you a better-- 1741 01:28:28,128 --> 01:28:29,608 - No! - Warning? 1742 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:33,395 Fuck. Here we go. Here we go, Chris! 1743 01:28:33,395 --> 01:28:35,222 Chris, hold on to it. 1744 01:28:35,222 --> 01:28:38,748 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1745 01:28:38,748 --> 01:28:41,359 You're okay! You're okay, you're okay. 1746 01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:44,841 - What happened? - Fuck. I don't know. 1747 01:28:44,841 --> 01:28:46,016 I don't know what happened. 1748 01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:47,278 I don't wanna know. I-- 1749 01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:48,845 I wanna get the hell out of here, please. 1750 01:28:48,845 --> 01:28:50,803 Okay. Okay, come on. 1751 01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:54,981 - Okay, I need your knife. - Knife. 1752 01:28:54,981 --> 01:28:56,635 - And your light. - Okay. Light. 1753 01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:58,855 Give me. All right. 1754 01:28:58,855 --> 01:29:01,336 - I got the light. - All right. 1755 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:02,467 - Can you see? - Okay. Yeah. 1756 01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:04,382 - Okay. - Hold the light steady, damn it! 1757 01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:05,862 I am. 1758 01:29:05,862 --> 01:29:07,472 Oh, shit. 1759 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:09,169 Breathe. Just breathe. It's gonna be okay. 1760 01:29:09,169 --> 01:29:10,345 Okay. It's gonna be okay. 1761 01:29:17,569 --> 01:29:18,657 Hoo! 1762 01:29:20,703 --> 01:29:22,269 Yeah. 1763 01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:25,577 Okay. Start it up, Sarah! 1764 01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:30,626 Yes! Yes! 1765 01:29:30,626 --> 01:29:32,758 - Yes! - Wooh, yes! 1766 01:29:32,758 --> 01:29:34,586 Let's get the hell out of here! 1767 01:29:34,586 --> 01:29:36,109 Yes! Let's go. 1768 01:29:36,109 --> 01:29:37,850 Yeah! 1769 01:29:37,850 --> 01:29:41,158 MIT, motherfucker! Go, Beavers! That's right! 1770 01:29:45,423 --> 01:29:46,946 Oh no, shit. 1771 01:29:47,904 --> 01:29:49,209 We're out of gas. 1772 01:29:49,209 --> 01:29:51,081 Are you kidding me right now? 1773 01:29:51,081 --> 01:29:53,170 Wait, wait, there's a spare gas tank in the back. 1774 01:29:53,170 --> 01:29:54,301 I saw Jason fill it up. 1775 01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:56,652 Okay, then let's hit it and quit it. 1776 01:29:56,652 --> 01:29:59,089 Gas tank in the back! 1777 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,441 Yay. 1778 01:30:03,441 --> 01:30:04,834 In the back. 1779 01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:26,682 Let me in! Help me. 1780 01:30:26,682 --> 01:30:29,249 Open the fucking door! 1781 01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:32,078 Let me in. Open the door! 1782 01:30:32,078 --> 01:30:34,864 Guys, open the door! 1783 01:30:34,864 --> 01:30:37,823 Open the door! Please help me. 1784 01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,434 Oh, please. 1785 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:42,480 Guys, open the door! Open the door! 1786 01:30:57,016 --> 01:30:59,018 We should pretend that that is not blood 1787 01:30:59,018 --> 01:31:00,193 and that is not there. 1788 01:31:05,198 --> 01:31:06,983 Help! Please! Please! 1789 01:31:06,983 --> 01:31:12,205 No! 1790 01:31:12,205 --> 01:31:14,164 Sorry I didn't ask about college. 1791 01:31:16,862 --> 01:31:18,864 You didn't ask about my dad dying either. 1792 01:31:21,345 --> 01:31:26,132 - Oh my God, Chris. - Not God. Cancer. 1793 01:31:28,570 --> 01:31:34,271 I watched him die over, and over, and over again, 1794 01:31:34,271 --> 01:31:38,449 until finally it was just over. 1795 01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:43,410 I should've been there for you. 1796 01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:46,196 What would you have done? 1797 01:31:46,196 --> 01:31:47,589 Huh? 1798 01:31:47,589 --> 01:31:50,069 You think you could've stopped death's plan? 1799 01:31:51,723 --> 01:31:55,031 If your number's up, it's up. 1800 01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:02,212 Oh shit! I'm not enjoying this trip! 1801 01:32:02,212 --> 01:32:04,606 Please, help me! 1802 01:32:04,606 --> 01:32:07,739 Please, help me. Open the fucking door! 1803 01:32:15,878 --> 01:32:17,314 Fuck! Do you know the passcode? 1804 01:32:17,314 --> 01:32:19,490 No, no, no, no. It's in there. Well, this is it. 1805 01:32:19,490 --> 01:32:21,536 Come on. Oh, fuck! 1806 01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:51,043 The knife! 1807 01:32:51,043 --> 01:32:52,479 Forget about it. We got what we needed. 1808 01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:54,612 Okay. This baby's full. 1809 01:32:55,918 --> 01:32:57,006 Come on. 1810 01:32:58,050 --> 01:33:01,358 Go away. Get away from me! 1811 01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:05,710 No! 1812 01:33:05,710 --> 01:33:10,454 Go away! Go away! Get away! 1813 01:33:10,454 --> 01:33:13,457 - What is it? - We're screwed. It melted. 1814 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:15,198 No, no, no, no. We can bypass it. 1815 01:33:16,286 --> 01:33:20,159 Stop! Go away! 1816 01:33:20,159 --> 01:33:23,815 No! Go away! I will hurt you! 1817 01:33:26,122 --> 01:33:27,210 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1818 01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:29,125 I-- I'-- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1819 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:30,735 - I didn't mean to. - Oh my God, are you-- are you-- 1820 01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:32,998 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 1821 01:33:32,998 --> 01:33:35,566 Hey. Hey, it's gonna-- it's gonna be okay. 1822 01:33:36,828 --> 01:33:38,830 We're gonna get out of here. 1823 01:33:44,357 --> 01:33:46,142 Sorry. We-- we have to wrap it. 1824 01:33:46,142 --> 01:33:48,100 - We have to wrap it really good. - Hey, hey. 1825 01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:49,972 Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. We need to clean it. 1826 01:33:49,972 --> 01:33:51,843 - Okay, okay. - We need to clean it. 1827 01:33:51,843 --> 01:33:53,976 I'm sorry. You're gonna hate me so much more. 1828 01:33:57,806 --> 01:33:59,938 Carrie? 1829 01:33:59,938 --> 01:34:01,897 Carre-- 1830 01:34:01,897 --> 01:34:03,463 Carre! 1831 01:34:03,463 --> 01:34:05,901 Carrie, Sarah? 1832 01:34:05,901 --> 01:34:07,119 Carrie! Carrie! Sarah! 1833 01:34:07,119 --> 01:34:08,381 We have to open the door. 1834 01:34:08,381 --> 01:34:10,079 Chris needs the knife for the gas tank. 1835 01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,603 No, what if it's not Chris? 1836 01:34:12,603 --> 01:34:14,910 Remember what happened to Olivia? 1837 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:15,954 Yeah. 1838 01:34:19,088 --> 01:34:21,481 A car. There's a car. 1839 01:34:21,481 --> 01:34:24,180 Look. Oh my God. Gaby, she made it. 1840 01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:27,749 Chris! Chris, look! There's a car! 1841 01:34:27,749 --> 01:34:29,576 It could be Gaby! 1842 01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,361 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1843 01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:36,801 That's what I'm talkin' about! 1844 01:34:38,890 --> 01:34:40,675 Hey, we're gonna make it. 1845 01:34:42,154 --> 01:34:45,984 We're gonna make it. 1846 01:34:45,984 --> 01:34:47,551 Gaby. 1847 01:34:47,551 --> 01:34:49,074 Hey! 1848 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:51,207 Hey, right here! 1849 01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:54,340 Right here! Hurry! 1850 01:34:58,823 --> 01:35:00,303 I di-- I didn't mean to stab you, I swear. 1851 01:35:00,303 --> 01:35:01,608 I know. 1852 01:35:01,608 --> 01:35:03,045 It was-- it was dark and-- and I couldn't see. 1853 01:35:03,045 --> 01:35:06,178 There was-- there was blood and-- and this shadow. 1854 01:35:06,178 --> 01:35:07,266 No, no. 1855 01:35:07,266 --> 01:35:08,441 Something coming towards me and-- 1856 01:35:08,441 --> 01:35:10,966 It just plays-- 1857 01:35:10,966 --> 01:35:13,098 It plays tricks on us. 1858 01:35:13,098 --> 01:35:15,057 It tries to make us believe. 1859 01:35:19,235 --> 01:35:20,584 Shit. 1860 01:35:20,584 --> 01:35:21,672 Oh, God. 1861 01:35:21,672 --> 01:35:23,500 Chris! Chris! 1862 01:35:23,500 --> 01:35:26,546 Come on! We got a bunch of injured people! 1863 01:35:26,546 --> 01:35:28,244 Mainly me! 1864 01:35:29,593 --> 01:35:30,942 Come on, get us the hell out of here! 1865 01:35:30,942 --> 01:35:32,248 No! No! 1866 01:35:32,248 --> 01:35:34,598 Oh my God! Chris! 1867 01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,208 Chris, hey, Chris! 1868 01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:38,733 Where'd she go? 1869 01:35:42,214 --> 01:35:44,564 My God. 1870 01:35:44,564 --> 01:35:46,653 Don't scare me like that! 1871 01:35:46,653 --> 01:35:47,785 Very funny, Gaby. 1872 01:35:49,961 --> 01:35:51,963 Gaby? 1873 01:35:51,963 --> 01:35:54,531 I can't see Chris at all. 1874 01:35:54,531 --> 01:35:57,447 Huh, I-- I think I'll just go and wait for you 1875 01:35:57,447 --> 01:35:59,754 back at the big old Beast, yeah. 1876 01:36:01,451 --> 01:36:03,758 - Hey, hey! - Chris! Chris, run! 1877 01:36:06,891 --> 01:36:08,240 Oh my God! 1878 01:36:09,894 --> 01:36:11,417 Oh shit! 1879 01:36:11,417 --> 01:36:13,724 Chris, run, dammit! 1880 01:36:16,118 --> 01:36:17,554 Chris, run! 1881 01:36:21,123 --> 01:36:22,080 Faster, Chris! 1882 01:36:39,010 --> 01:36:40,446 Chris. 1883 01:37:33,282 --> 01:37:35,371 Why is this happening to us? 1884 01:37:38,113 --> 01:37:41,029 Maybe it's not just us. 1885 01:37:41,029 --> 01:37:43,945 Maybe this is happening all over the world right now. 1886 01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:47,122 Like the gates of hell just opened up 1887 01:37:47,122 --> 01:37:48,688 and swallowed us all. 1888 01:37:49,907 --> 01:37:51,604 So what? 1889 01:37:52,605 --> 01:37:56,522 Even if we survive, we-- we've nowhere to go. 1890 01:37:58,655 --> 01:38:01,397 Cursed for all eternity. 1891 01:38:01,397 --> 01:38:03,051 Let's just survive this. 1892 01:38:30,034 --> 01:38:31,079 Careful. 1893 01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:33,559 Oh, hell. 1894 01:38:39,435 --> 01:38:42,568 - How long was I out? - You needed to sleep. 1895 01:38:46,050 --> 01:38:47,704 What are we gonna do? 1896 01:38:47,704 --> 01:38:49,749 Clearly that's not up to us. 1897 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:53,884 We can't just give up. 1898 01:38:53,884 --> 01:38:55,494 Hey. 1899 01:38:56,104 --> 01:38:59,281 What do you think is a better way to die? 1900 01:38:59,281 --> 01:39:01,022 Fast in a blink? 1901 01:39:01,022 --> 01:39:02,719 Or a long, drawn out death 1902 01:39:02,719 --> 01:39:05,113 like the cancer that killed Chris's dad? 1903 01:39:07,724 --> 01:39:10,292 I don't know. I think that either version is-- 1904 01:39:13,425 --> 01:39:14,644 Wait. 1905 01:39:14,644 --> 01:39:16,646 Chris told you about his dad? 1906 01:39:16,646 --> 01:39:18,474 He didn't have to. 1907 01:39:29,354 --> 01:39:31,313 Carrie. 1908 01:39:36,318 --> 01:39:38,973 Carrie, Carrie, stop, stop! What are you doing? Carrie! 1909 01:39:42,498 --> 01:39:44,848 - What is happening? - I think you passed out. 1910 01:39:44,848 --> 01:39:46,415 You must have been having a nightmare or something. 1911 01:39:46,415 --> 01:39:48,983 No, stop. Get off me. Hey, easy, easy. 1912 01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:50,723 Hey, easy. 1913 01:39:50,723 --> 01:39:52,769 I'm not gonna stab you again. 1914 01:39:52,769 --> 01:39:54,466 Promise. 1915 01:40:02,170 --> 01:40:04,215 Shocker. I lied. 1916 01:40:12,136 --> 01:40:14,138 Stop! 1917 01:40:14,138 --> 01:40:15,835 What are you doing, Carrie? 1918 01:40:15,835 --> 01:40:17,359 Stop! 1919 01:40:17,359 --> 01:40:18,534 Hey! 1920 01:40:22,146 --> 01:40:23,626 Sarah. 1921 01:40:24,844 --> 01:40:27,369 - I'm so sorry. I-- - It's okay. It's okay. 1922 01:40:27,369 --> 01:40:28,370 I didn't know what was happening. 1923 01:40:28,370 --> 01:40:29,458 I know. 1924 01:40:32,635 --> 01:40:34,680 ♪ The people on the bus 1925 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:37,509 ♪ Die one by one 1926 01:40:37,509 --> 01:40:38,684 ♪ One by one ♪ One by one 1927 01:40:38,684 --> 01:40:41,252 Oh my God, Oh my God. No, no. 1928 01:40:41,252 --> 01:40:43,689 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ Die one by one 1929 01:40:43,689 --> 01:40:45,778 Stop! 1930 01:40:45,778 --> 01:40:49,565 We are not gonna let it beat us! 1931 01:40:54,787 --> 01:40:56,180 Oh my God. 1932 01:41:08,236 --> 01:41:09,541 It's gonna be okay. 1933 01:41:12,327 --> 01:41:14,546 We're gonna make it. 1934 01:41:14,546 --> 01:41:17,158 You have a tattoo. 1935 01:41:17,158 --> 01:41:18,681 What? 1936 01:41:19,899 --> 01:41:21,771 Oh, that? 1937 01:41:22,685 --> 01:41:23,903 What about it? 1938 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,645 It's a pentagram. 1939 01:41:27,820 --> 01:41:30,693 It's a star. It's silly. 1940 01:41:30,693 --> 01:41:32,216 I got it on a night out with friends. 1941 01:41:32,216 --> 01:41:35,306 No, it's a pentagram. Like this. 1942 01:41:38,179 --> 01:41:40,355 It's just a simple star. 1943 01:41:42,183 --> 01:41:43,271 Look. 1944 01:41:45,142 --> 01:41:46,883 ♪ The people on the bus 1945 01:41:46,883 --> 01:41:48,711 What the-- No, no, no, no. 1946 01:41:48,711 --> 01:41:50,887 What is this? What is happening? 1947 01:41:50,887 --> 01:41:53,150 We have to get out of here. 1948 01:41:53,150 --> 01:41:55,544 I'm not leaving. That thing is out there. 1949 01:41:55,544 --> 01:41:57,285 No. That thing is in here. 1950 01:41:57,285 --> 01:41:59,678 And it's going to kill us. We start running now 1951 01:41:59,678 --> 01:42:01,680 and we don't stop until we see sunrise, Sarah. 1952 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,204 I-- I-- I can't. 1953 01:42:03,204 --> 01:42:06,294 We have to go. Now. 1954 01:42:06,294 --> 01:42:07,904 I'm not going without you. 1955 01:42:07,904 --> 01:42:10,167 We need each other, okay? 1956 01:42:10,167 --> 01:42:12,213 I'm not ready to die yet. 1957 01:42:12,213 --> 01:42:13,692 Are you? 1958 01:42:15,041 --> 01:42:16,391 No. 1959 01:42:16,391 --> 01:42:18,828 We run, we live! 1960 01:42:19,872 --> 01:42:22,658 ♪ The people on the bus 1961 01:42:22,658 --> 01:42:24,747 ♪ Die one by one 1962 01:42:24,747 --> 01:42:28,316 ♪ One by one 1963 01:42:28,316 --> 01:42:30,231 ♪ The people on the bus 1964 01:42:30,231 --> 01:42:33,059 ♪ Die one by one 1965 01:42:36,324 --> 01:42:39,196 No! 1966 01:42:39,196 --> 01:42:40,328 ♪ The people on the bus 1967 01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,852 ♪ Die one by one 1968 01:42:42,852 --> 01:43:14,231 ♪ One by one 1969 01:43:17,495 --> 01:43:19,758 Oh, no! 1970 01:43:19,758 --> 01:43:22,239 ♪ Die one by one 1971 01:43:25,938 --> 01:43:28,593 No. No. 1972 01:43:45,654 --> 01:43:46,698 Oh, thank God! 1973 01:44:15,553 --> 01:44:18,034 ♪ Die one by one 1974 01:44:22,473 --> 01:44:25,084 ♪ On the interstate 1975 01:44:25,084 --> 01:44:28,174 ♪ Won't hit the brakes 1976 01:44:28,174 --> 01:44:31,047 ♪ Leave my mistakes, I've got what it takes ♪ 1977 01:44:31,047 --> 01:44:33,876 ♪ And I won't wait 1978 01:44:33,876 --> 01:44:36,879 ♪ On the interstate 1979 01:44:36,879 --> 01:44:41,666 ♪ I'm wide awake, still feeling great ♪ 1980 01:44:41,666 --> 01:44:44,103 - Blue light or bust? - Yeah! 1981 01:44:44,103 --> 01:44:45,322 It's so crazy to me that people just ditch 1982 01:44:45,322 --> 01:44:46,889 their rides in the middle of the road. 1983 01:44:46,889 --> 01:44:48,238 What do you think happened to them? 1984 01:44:48,238 --> 01:44:49,500 Clearly looking at all the evidence, 1985 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:51,067 there's only one solution. 1986 01:44:51,067 --> 01:44:52,764 The boogie man got them! 1987 01:44:54,897 --> 01:45:12,567 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 1988 01:45:12,567 --> 01:45:14,786 Blue light... 1989 01:45:25,144 --> 01:45:34,328 ♪ You bring the devil 1990 01:45:34,328 --> 01:45:37,505 ♪ Up in me 1991 01:45:37,505 --> 01:45:46,296 ♪ You bring the devil 1992 01:45:46,296 --> 01:45:49,212 ♪ Up in me 1993 01:45:50,822 --> 01:45:53,956 ♪ I can't keep it down, no 1994 01:45:53,956 --> 01:46:00,745 ♪ I can't keep it down, no, no 1995 01:46:00,745 --> 01:46:03,357 ♪ No, oh, here it comes 1996 01:46:09,450 --> 01:46:13,062 Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. 1997 01:46:13,062 --> 01:46:16,065 It-- it's about possession. 1998 01:46:16,065 --> 01:46:18,023 When you feel that last breath of life coming out, 1999 01:46:18,023 --> 01:46:19,634 you look into their eyes. 2000 01:46:19,634 --> 01:46:21,723 At that point it's being God. 2001 01:46:21,723 --> 01:46:25,291 One side of me says, "I'd like to talk to them, date them." 2002 01:46:25,291 --> 01:46:28,077 The other side says, "I wonder how their head would look like 2003 01:46:28,077 --> 01:46:30,035 on a stick." [chuckles] 2004 01:46:30,035 --> 01:46:31,689 And then another side of me wonders, 2005 01:46:31,689 --> 01:46:35,345 "What if their hands? What if they were lobsters?" 2006 01:46:35,345 --> 01:46:37,826 Sometimes I-- I feel like I need to go wash my eyes out with-- 2007 01:46:37,826 --> 01:46:40,437 They are gonna sell out fast. 2008 01:46:40,437 --> 01:46:44,572 It's our seventh shipment of the Shelly Stoker Baby Doll. 2009 01:46:44,572 --> 01:46:46,051 So lifelike. 2010 01:46:46,051 --> 01:46:49,054 You'll think it's a beautiful, real baby. 2011 01:46:49,054 --> 01:46:51,492 Our customers just love the exclusive dolls 2012 01:46:51,492 --> 01:46:55,365 crafted by our award-winning master doll artist, 2013 01:46:55,365 --> 01:46:58,063 handcrafted with the finest materials, 2014 01:46:58,063 --> 01:46:59,804 like Capodimonte vine-- 2015 01:46:59,804 --> 01:47:02,024 Whiz-bang extras to earn its place 2016 01:47:02,024 --> 01:47:05,419 as one of our all-time favorites. 2017 01:47:05,419 --> 01:47:08,073 The living has a measured rise angle, 2018 01:47:08,073 --> 01:47:11,425 capable of prying up clay and heavy soils 2019 01:47:11,425 --> 01:47:13,252 in record time! 2020 01:47:13,252 --> 01:47:16,517 The large, textured step is helpful in crunching-- 2021 01:47:16,517 --> 01:47:20,085 Gut your prize as cleanly as possible. 2022 01:47:20,085 --> 01:47:23,262 So, you're gonna wanna roll the creature onto its back, 2023 01:47:23,262 --> 01:47:27,092 so the stomach is parallel with the angle of your knife. 2024 01:47:27,092 --> 01:47:30,487 They key is not to cut too deep into the stomach 2025 01:47:30,487 --> 01:47:33,011 so you don't risk slicing the intestines 2026 01:47:33,011 --> 01:47:34,622 by accident. 2027 01:47:34,622 --> 01:47:37,276 But you do wanna make sure that the incision is 2028 01:47:37,276 --> 01:47:39,278 large enough to insert. 2029 01:47:39,278 --> 01:47:42,630 Pray that you wanna live in biblical times. 2030 01:47:42,630 --> 01:47:45,589 Well, praise the Lord, you all! 2031 01:47:45,589 --> 01:47:47,809 You have been selected. 2032 01:47:47,809 --> 01:47:50,202 You are now the true chosen people. 2033 01:47:50,202 --> 01:47:53,118 You are the new tribe of Israel. 2034 01:47:53,118 --> 01:47:56,252 You are experienced in the almighty tribulation. 2035 01:47:56,252 --> 01:47:57,949 You can taste the blood. 2036 01:47:57,949 --> 01:47:59,429 Kirsten G. I'm 21. 2037 01:47:59,429 --> 01:48:02,127 I'm from Sunny San Diego, California. 2038 01:48:02,127 --> 01:48:04,173 I'm currently a kindergarten teacher's assistant, 2039 01:48:04,173 --> 01:48:07,002 and I teach tantric yoga to the elderly and the blind. 2040 01:48:07,002 --> 01:48:08,612 When I'm not downward dogging, 2041 01:48:08,612 --> 01:48:10,962 you can find me rollerblading and skateboarding. 2042 01:48:10,962 --> 01:48:12,355 My nana's my hero, and she taught me 2043 01:48:12,355 --> 01:48:13,835 to push through hardships. 2044 01:48:13,835 --> 01:48:15,140 She was born with a lateral lisp, 2045 01:48:15,140 --> 01:48:16,533 and it never slowed her dreams down 2046 01:48:16,533 --> 01:48:18,056 to become an actuary. 2047 01:48:18,056 --> 01:48:19,449 I live by the-- 2048 01:48:19,449 --> 01:48:21,190 ♪ The people on the bus 2049 01:48:21,190 --> 01:48:24,019 ♪ Die one by one 2050 01:48:24,019 --> 01:48:27,762 ♪ One by one 2051 01:48:27,762 --> 01:48:29,633 ♪ The people on the bus 2052 01:48:29,633 --> 01:48:32,157 ♪ Die one by one 2053 01:48:32,157 --> 01:48:35,552 ♪ All through the town 2054 01:49:41,618 --> 01:49:44,447 - Blue light! Blue light! - Blue light! Blue light! 2055 01:49:44,447 --> 01:49:47,363 Blue light! Blue light! God. 134532