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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,077 I don't think anyone's coming. 2 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,049 Yo. 3 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,497 Oh, shit! 4 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,999 What the fuck are you kids doing?! 5 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,403 Off! Get your hands off! 6 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,971 - Get back here! Get back here! - Yeah, bro. 7 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,393 ♪ I'm glad to see you ♪ 8 00:01:31,426 --> 00:01:32,660 ♪ I had a funny dream ♪ 9 00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:35,996 ♪ And you were wearing funny shoes ♪ 10 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,666 ♪ You were going to a dance ♪ 11 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,001 ♪ You were dressed like a punk ♪ 12 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,037 ♪ But you are too young to remember ♪ 13 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:48,041 ♪ I'm happy for you, you've made it hard for me ♪ 14 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:51,346 ♪ I've counted on your company ♪ 15 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:55,015 ♪ You are staying with your friends tonight ♪ 16 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,084 ♪ I'm feeling sorry for myself ♪ 17 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:02,089 ♪ I keep taking everything to be a sign ♪ 18 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,259 ♪ I'd rather be in Tokyo ♪ 19 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,162 ♪ I'd rather listen to Thin Lizzy, oh ♪ 20 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:11,466 ♪ And watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku ♪ 21 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,735 ♪ There's something wrong with me ♪ - 22 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:16,003 ♪ I'm a cuckoo. ♪ 23 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,223 Okay, Mom. 24 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,170 Get out of my room, you bitch! 25 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,348 I'm not hungry. 26 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,173 Yep. 27 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:33,448 Okay. 28 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,554 Is Dad gonna be home to see me before I leave? 29 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:46,327 Classic. 30 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:03,511 Stanford? As if he's gonna survive high school. 31 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,415 Stop wearing my clothes. 32 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:10,050 "Stop wearing my clothes." 33 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:11,786 Dumb horse. 34 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,054 What'd you just call me? 35 00:04:15,557 --> 00:04:17,392 He just called me a whore! 36 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,461 I called you a horse, like your zodiac sign. 37 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:25,098 - You wish you could be a whore. - Mom! 38 00:04:26,301 --> 00:04:27,715 Actually, no, you're more like a lizard 39 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,216 with your scaly-ass eczema skin, you know that? 40 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,573 - Oh, yeah, fuck you, pizza face! - Ah! 41 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:33,575 Lizard bitch, you got stains on my sweater! 42 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:35,242 That's my sweater! 43 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,412 - He literally just called me a bitch! - Bitch. 44 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,114 You know, you're only born because I wanted 45 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,530 a little brother, and I wish you died in the womb. 46 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,365 Yeah, you were only born because of a broken condom. 47 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,900 You don't even know how condoms work, and you never will. 48 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,569 Shut the fuck up, okay? Conversation over. I win. 49 00:04:47,589 --> 00:04:49,169 Like, you can't just decide when a conversation's... 50 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,471 - Not how talking works... - I get to decide! 51 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,327 - ...you absolute moron! - Blah, blah, blah! 52 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,362 - Stop yelling! - You're like a little baby! 53 00:05:11,446 --> 00:05:16,116 You think you're so cool, but you're not. 54 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,388 - Nobody likes you. - Hey, get back here! 55 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,301 - I can't wait to move out! - Your fucking face! 56 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,891 - I said move out already! - Dìdi! 57 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:25,660 Get over here! Stop running! 58 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:41,542 That's what you get for... 59 00:06:13,908 --> 00:06:16,243 It's a trick. Just make this trick. 60 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:19,913 Fuck! 61 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,186 Yes! Oh, yes! 62 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:33,428 Mom, you just ruined my clip. 63 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,706 ♪ Every night, I see you standing on the corner ♪ 64 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:22,043 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 65 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:24,912 ♪ Touchdown turnaround, play by play... ♪ 66 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:39,086 - Ah... - Yeah, that looks good. 67 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,688 That looks good. 68 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,123 Hot pink? 69 00:08:42,156 --> 00:08:43,791 - Mm-mm. - All right. 70 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:45,026 Baby blue? 71 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,494 - Mm-mm. - No? 72 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,663 That's, like, the best color. Green? 73 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,032 - Indigo?! - Yes, sir. 74 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:55,002 Dude! Bro, Madi's gonna want to rub her tongue all over them. 75 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,104 Indigo braces. 76 00:08:57,138 --> 00:08:58,573 I hope you brought some wax, dawg. 77 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,974 What the fuck is the wax for? 78 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,042 Fahad! 79 00:09:01,075 --> 00:09:02,143 Yo! 80 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:04,111 - Fahad! - What?! 81 00:09:04,145 --> 00:09:06,480 What are you wearing?! 82 00:09:06,514 --> 00:09:08,716 This is, like, my normal outfit! 83 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,852 Dude, camo shorts are fucking gay! 84 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,119 Bro, your mom is gay! 85 00:09:12,153 --> 00:09:14,155 My mom has cancer, you fucking bitch! 86 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:17,124 - Dude, what the fuck? - I forgot, dude. 87 00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:19,994 But, bro, you can have cancer and be gay. 88 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,409 But I don't think that's how it works. 89 00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:22,697 - Man, what's good? - What's up? 90 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,412 - How you doing? - Fuck you for saying that. 91 00:09:24,432 --> 00:09:25,746 - Yeah, how you doing? - How's it going, man? 92 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,667 - What's good, Wang? - Nice to see you again. 93 00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:27,568 Lil Wang. 94 00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:28,870 - Bro. What? - Wang-Wang. 95 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,618 - Hey, you crazy. - Yo, Wang-Wang in the house. 96 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,953 - You know how it is. - No, but for real, though. 97 00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:33,654 Like, Lil Wayne wears camo shorts all the time. 98 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,476 All right, then he's gay, then. 99 00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:37,078 Dude, everyone wears them. 100 00:09:37,111 --> 00:09:38,579 So then everyone's gay, then. 101 00:09:38,613 --> 00:09:39,894 No way y'all lost to Niles, dude. 102 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,883 Yes, bro. That kid with the goatee 103 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,985 hit a bomb off of Ryan in the fourth inning, like... 104 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,987 Mexican Kenny? 105 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,755 I think he's Filipino. 106 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,624 Nah, dude, that boy talks hella Mexican. 107 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,158 Yo, what you mean by that? 108 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:52,673 Like, he just calls me, like, "ese" and shit. 109 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,041 I swear to God, he's just all about 110 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,463 the, like, Mexicano slang. 111 00:09:55,496 --> 00:09:56,978 - Like, I don't know. - That's so weird. 112 00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:59,033 Wait, hold on. Hold up. Did I tell you about Rishi? 113 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,915 - Who's Rishi? - It's just, like, baseball shit. 114 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,650 - You don't got to worry about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 115 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,938 What about him, though? 116 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,840 Dude, he shit his pants during practice. 117 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,922 And he was all like, "My mom's pulling a prank on me. 118 00:10:07,942 --> 00:10:09,510 She put poop in my pants again." 119 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:10,725 Dude, what do you mean by "again," though? 120 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:12,914 Yo, bro, where have you been?! 121 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,815 I've been hyping you up too much, bruh. 122 00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:16,183 What's good, Hardeep? 123 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:17,218 Sup, virgins? 124 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,053 Dude, you're not a virgin? 125 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,655 Nah, I fricked your mom! 126 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,490 - Dude. No, dude. - What? 127 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:23,891 Bro, his mom has cancer. 128 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:26,227 Oh, uh, my bad. Uh, uh, is she, is she okay? 129 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,561 No, she got cancer. 130 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:29,230 I'm sorry for your loss. Yo, Jade! 131 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,831 She's still alive. 132 00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:32,780 Jade, this is my boy I've been telling you about. 133 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,537 He's the most freshest, flyest Pakistani in all of Fremont. 134 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,539 - That's Jade. She's a real one. - Hey, what's up? 135 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,608 - And that's Ellie. - Uh, hi. 136 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:41,909 She's a dumb bitch. 137 00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,557 - Wait, what was your name again? - Fahad. 138 00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,079 - Fuckwad. - Bro, shut up. 139 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,514 These are my friends right here. 140 00:10:46,547 --> 00:10:47,915 We got Wang-Wang, Soup. 141 00:10:47,949 --> 00:10:49,897 - Your name is Soup? - Well, my real name is Jimmy, 142 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,652 - but everyone just calls me Soup. - Why? 143 00:10:51,686 --> 00:10:53,554 His house just, like, always smells like soup. 144 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,756 Yeah, my mom cooks hella kimchi-jjigae. 145 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,558 You know, radish soup, ox bone soup. 146 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,860 - All the Korean classics. - Oh, that sounds good. 147 00:10:59,894 --> 00:11:02,496 So, I heard you have some really good stories. 148 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,678 Yeah, I mean, like, they a'ight. 149 00:11:03,698 --> 00:11:04,966 Nah, they hecka funny. 150 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,001 He's gonna be the first brown EGOT winner. 151 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,235 I'm calling it. 152 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,837 My mom loves David Letterman. 153 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,839 Hey, can you, like, call me in, like, a minute? 154 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,241 - Dude, why? - Just-just call me. 155 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,710 A'ight, whatever, man. 156 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:43,270 Madi, come here. You have to see this. 157 00:11:43,305 --> 00:11:44,905 Georgia. 158 00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:48,009 ♪ Shaking that thing like you're playing Pop Warner ♪ 159 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:50,011 ♪ Touchdown turnaround... ♪ 160 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,780 Hey. 161 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,149 Yo, why'd you ask me to call you? 162 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,119 - Yeah, don't worry about it. - Okay, bye, pookie. 163 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,622 So Hardeep starts pissing in the river, right? 164 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,190 And Wang-Wang starts filming him. 165 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:05,292 And then he uploads it to YouTube 166 00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:07,294 and titles it "Hardeep Pissing in the River." 167 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:08,896 And he sends it to us, and we're like, 168 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,998 "All right, yeah. That shit go." 169 00:12:11,032 --> 00:12:13,667 But then a few days later, I get a call from Hardeep, 170 00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,303 and he's like, "Yo, breh! 171 00:12:15,337 --> 00:12:17,872 "Can you tell your boy to take that video of me pissing down? 172 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,653 My dad saw it, and he's, like, fucking heated, cuh." 173 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,088 I said "frickin'." I haven't cussed since sixth grade. 174 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,777 - All right, whatever. - "Frickin'." - 175 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,058 So I text Wang-Wang to take the video down, 176 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:25,046 and he's like, "Okay." 177 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,714 But then the next day, 178 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,716 this motherfucker calls me again, 179 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,785 and bro's like, "Hey, can you tell your boy 180 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,620 "to take that video of me down for real? 181 00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:34,822 I just got another brown butt whupping." 182 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,325 And I was like, "I did." 183 00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:39,293 And he was like, "Well, he didn't do it. 184 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:40,928 "He just changed the title to 185 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,798 'Gagandeep Gupta Pissing in the River.'" - 186 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,700 Your total is 96.59. 187 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:48,803 Holy shit. 188 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,072 Yo, um, I-I got to pee. I'll be back. 189 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,940 All right, dude, just, like, hurry up though. 190 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,876 - My mom's gonna be here soon. - Okay. 191 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:58,012 I don't believe it! 192 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,189 Come in. 193 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,891 - What? - It's unlocked. 194 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:13,361 No, I c... I could just wait until you're done. 195 00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:15,830 Can you go get that? 196 00:13:20,302 --> 00:13:22,937 Can I help you? 197 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,106 Uh... Uh, yeah. 198 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,375 I-I just, I just thought that was, like, the restroom, 199 00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:29,176 so I was kind of, like, yeah, you know, 200 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,745 - knocking on doors and stuff. - It's okay. 201 00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:33,681 I like your shirt. 202 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,918 - Thanks. - Hayley Williams, I love her. 203 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,722 Yeah, yeah. I-I love Hayley Williams, too. 204 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,257 Madi, come on. 205 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,892 Okay. 206 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,362 Do you want to come hang out with us? 207 00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:50,097 Um, sure. 208 00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,899 Okay, come here. 209 00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:01,443 07/29/08, baby. 210 00:14:01,476 --> 00:14:03,411 You're finally 15 like me. 211 00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:05,413 - Happy birthday. We love you. - Happy birthday. 212 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:06,947 - We love you. - Miss you so much. 213 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,883 - Wish you were here. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah. 214 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:12,219 We wish you could've been here, but we hope you're having fun. 215 00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:14,788 - Bye! - Bye! 216 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,125 I look fugly. 217 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,193 No, you don't. 218 00:14:20,462 --> 00:14:22,062 You want to try? 219 00:14:22,096 --> 00:14:23,797 Sure. 220 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,067 So, you know each other? 221 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,372 Um, yeah. You look familiar. 222 00:14:30,405 --> 00:14:33,107 You go to Horner, right? 223 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,310 Yeah, but, um, not anymore. 224 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:40,247 Uh, I just graduated. So, uh, yeah, thank God. 225 00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:42,016 Um, yeah. 226 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,984 Horner kind of, like, sucks dick, you know? 227 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,322 I liked Horner. 228 00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:49,089 Yeah, I thought Horner was fun. 229 00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:52,960 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason... ♪ 230 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,930 Uh, what was your name again? 231 00:14:55,963 --> 00:15:00,034 I'm Chris, but, um, all my friends just call me Wang-Wang. 232 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:03,037 What should I call you? 233 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,905 Um... 234 00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:06,840 You can just call me Wang-Wang. 235 00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:08,108 Wang-Wang? 236 00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:09,524 Isn't that, like, the sound a duck makes? 237 00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:11,513 You know, like, "Wang-Wang." 238 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,218 Oh, uh, oh, okay, um... 239 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,486 Uh, uh... 240 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,222 Sorry, um, I-I probably... I-I got to go. 241 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,391 But, um, thanks for letting me just, like, 242 00:15:23,425 --> 00:15:25,360 hang out with you guys for a bit. 243 00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,828 Yeah. Okay, bye. 244 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,263 I love that song. 245 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:32,400 Oh. Yeah, uh, me, too. 246 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,867 You have a good taste in music. 247 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,370 Are we Facebook friends? 248 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:38,306 Um... 249 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,274 I'm not sure. 250 00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,176 Okay, well, you should add me. 251 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:45,380 ♪ Is so comforting now, did the Earth just slam... ♪ 252 00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,514 Okay. 253 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,849 Okay. Bye. 254 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,485 ♪ And I know it ♪ 255 00:15:50,518 --> 00:15:52,820 ♪ Won't undo their past ♪ 256 00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:55,457 ♪ By walking and talking backwards... ♪ 257 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,057 Weren't you leaving? 258 00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:58,526 Um, yeah. 259 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,862 I just... just give me a second. 260 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,998 ♪ Pay the bus fare or we find a new reason ♪ 261 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:07,034 ♪ A new way of living, and we shout it out ♪ 262 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,270 ♪ And try to dream again ♪ 263 00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,038 ♪ Hey, now, now... ♪ 264 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,318 Dìdi! 265 00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:25,286 What? 266 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,888 - Dìdi! - What?! 267 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,424 Dinner's ready! 268 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,792 Okay, I'm coming! 269 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,548 Chris! 270 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:55,182 Oh, my... What?! Ow! 271 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:59,387 I swear to God, if you ever pee in my lotion again, 272 00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:01,589 I'm gonna period in your mouth. 273 00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,090 What the fuck?! 274 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092 Ow! 275 00:17:05,926 --> 00:17:07,395 Ew! 276 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:09,463 Mom! 277 00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,051 Nai Nai. 278 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:33,854 Nai Nai, look at the camera. 279 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,861 What are you talking about? You're beautiful. 280 00:17:42,464 --> 00:17:44,499 I ugly. 281 00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:46,100 No, you're beautiful. 282 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,234 You're beautiful. 283 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,636 No, you're beautiful. 284 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,538 No, I love you. 285 00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:18,633 Dìdi? 286 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,300 What? 287 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,671 Hmm? 288 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,307 Look. 289 00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:30,445 ♪ Did you know that I like to do the dance... ♪ 290 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:43,324 Uh... 291 00:18:44,526 --> 00:18:46,160 I look stupid. 292 00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:52,166 ♪ Every day, go to school, do the dance, talk the girls ♪ 293 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,967 ♪ Exercise, be the good guy... ♪ 294 00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:58,373 Nothing. 295 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,382 Mom, j-just stop nagging me. 296 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,258 ♪ Get off the dance floor and start doing your chores ♪ 297 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,728 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon! ♪ 298 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,268 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon... ♪ 299 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:32,474 Yeah! Korea, number one! 300 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,010 Who's up? 301 00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:39,246 Damn. 302 00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,484 I'm thinking you. Come on, get in here. 303 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,151 - Ooh. - Can't handle this. 304 00:19:48,155 --> 00:19:50,023 Fight! 305 00:19:53,595 --> 00:19:56,129 - Hit him! Hit him in the chest! - Think of Bruce Lee! 306 00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,645 - Hit him in the chest! - Hey, no face shots! 307 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,813 - What the hell? - My bad, my bad. 308 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,536 Go, Wang-Wang! 309 00:20:02,637 --> 00:20:04,204 ♪ It's Sunday afternoon ♪ 310 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:07,107 ♪ And there a few things that I have to do... ♪ 311 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,777 Get off me! 312 00:20:09,811 --> 00:20:11,646 ♪ Then I'll head down to the mall... ♪ 313 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:13,080 What are you doing? 314 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,281 What the hell?! 315 00:20:14,315 --> 00:20:16,818 Whoa! 316 00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,286 - He bit my nipple. - You fucked him up. 317 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,198 Nai Nai. 318 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:18,646 Dìdi? 319 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,451 Nai Nai, no. 320 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,468 Mom, I just told you I'm fine. 321 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:09,784 Fuck. 322 00:25:21,989 --> 00:25:24,792 - Mom, can you not? - Mom, umbrellas are for rain. 323 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:30,364 - She's so annoying. - So embarrassing. 324 00:25:37,705 --> 00:25:40,842 Can you not comment on my body? 325 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:41,976 God. 326 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:00,561 Come on, Cory, keep up. 327 00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:02,597 Shut up, bro. I'm coming. 328 00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:03,831 You hella slow. 329 00:26:03,865 --> 00:26:05,533 Hey, push faster. Come on. 330 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,134 I'm not trying to drop my soda. 331 00:26:07,168 --> 00:26:08,803 Why you always lag? 332 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:12,440 - Holy shit. - Oh, that was sketchy, but I'll take it. 333 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:15,509 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 334 00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:17,078 All right, kick flip. 335 00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,915 That's how it's done. 336 00:26:20,948 --> 00:26:22,516 Wrap it up. 337 00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:26,721 - Got lucky on that one. - All right. 338 00:26:27,922 --> 00:26:29,023 What's up? 339 00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:30,691 ♪ At a convenience store ♪ 340 00:26:30,725 --> 00:26:31,939 ♪ Working the counter, making minimum dough ♪ 341 00:26:31,959 --> 00:26:33,628 Uh, hi. 342 00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:36,197 ♪ Selling discount smokes to the neighborhood folk... ♪ 343 00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,798 Hi. 344 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,002 These, uh... 345 00:26:41,035 --> 00:26:43,004 These guys are really good. 346 00:26:43,037 --> 00:26:44,705 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah. 347 00:26:44,739 --> 00:26:45,573 Thank you. 348 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,475 You guys, like, sponsored? 349 00:26:47,508 --> 00:26:49,010 - Almost, bro. - You wish. 350 00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,025 I've been trying to get these clips for this Berrics thing 351 00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:52,213 that's coming up next month, 352 00:26:52,246 --> 00:26:53,794 but we don't really have, like, a filmer 353 00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:55,229 - at the moment. - Once we got them clips. 354 00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:56,684 I just need like two more tricks 355 00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,099 for my sponsor me tape, and I'm good. 356 00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,587 Oh, yeah. After that, we going up. 357 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,002 - Oh, that's the dream, bro. - Yeah. 358 00:27:01,022 --> 00:27:05,459 I mean, um, if you guys, like, need a filmer, I-I film. 359 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:06,794 - You film? - Yeah. 360 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,663 - Like skateboarding? - Yeah, skateboarding. 361 00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:10,932 - You film skateboarding? - I... Yes, I film. 362 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,767 It's kind of perfect, 'cause, uh, 363 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,582 we don't really kick it with our filmer at the moment. 364 00:27:14,602 --> 00:27:16,837 Oh. Yeah, what happened? 365 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,173 - That bro died. - He's gone. 366 00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:21,075 Yeah, rest in peace, bro. 367 00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,743 Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry. 368 00:27:22,777 --> 00:27:25,680 Bruh, I'm fucking with you, bro. 369 00:27:25,713 --> 00:27:26,948 He fucked my girlfriend, 370 00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:28,516 so we just kind of stopped kicking it. 371 00:27:28,549 --> 00:27:29,830 - He's dead to us. - You know what I mean? 372 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:31,686 You let him fuck your girl, bruh. 373 00:27:31,719 --> 00:27:33,422 Hey, what's your name, man? 374 00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:35,856 I'm, uh... 375 00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:38,960 - I'm-I'm Chris. - Chris? 376 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:40,828 Donovan, man. Pleasure. 377 00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:41,963 This is Cory. 378 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,197 - Nugget. - What's up? 379 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,632 All right, right on, man. 380 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:45,880 - We'll hit you up. - Nice to meet you. 381 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,248 Just please do not fuck my girlfriend. 382 00:27:47,268 --> 00:27:48,703 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 383 00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,971 I got, I got a girlfriend. 384 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,939 - Oh, you... - Oh, he got a shorty. 385 00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:54,175 - Where you go get you a girl? - All right, man, well, 386 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,990 uh, you got, like, a YouTube or something I could look up? 387 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:58,946 I'll check out your videos when I get home. 388 00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,581 Uh... 389 00:28:00,614 --> 00:28:02,016 Fuck. 390 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,748 - It's lit. - All right. All right. 391 00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,036 - Go, go. - Go, come on. 392 00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:23,651 - Hey, yo, let's go. Inhale. - I'll try it. 393 00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:24,872 - Wow. - Wu-Tang that shit. 394 00:28:24,905 --> 00:28:26,140 Wu-Tang it. 395 00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:28,275 - Yeah! Yeah! - No way! 396 00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:02,076 Weighted. 397 00:29:02,109 --> 00:29:05,579 Oh, Max. You are great. 398 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:27,001 Oh. 399 00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:36,877 Ah. 400 00:29:43,884 --> 00:29:45,719 Yeah. 401 00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:49,757 Mm-hmm. 402 00:29:55,363 --> 00:29:56,931 Chris... 403 00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:22,690 Yo, Wang-Wang. 404 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:25,126 What's up, fool? Don't even trip, dude. 405 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,394 Fuck them hoes. 406 00:30:26,428 --> 00:30:28,796 You a handsome motherfucker, man. 407 00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:30,432 You got strong-ass teeth. 408 00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:32,133 You look good in shorts. 409 00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:34,802 That's why Madi likes you, baby! 410 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:39,273 Dude, she sent you a winky face. 411 00:30:39,307 --> 00:30:40,875 Do you know what that means? 412 00:30:40,908 --> 00:30:42,457 She wants your wang. I swear to God on my life, 413 00:30:42,477 --> 00:30:43,924 - she wants your wang. - Bro, what? No. 414 00:30:43,944 --> 00:30:45,226 Dude, she's probably just trying to be, 415 00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:46,361 like, nice or something, bro. 416 00:30:46,381 --> 00:30:47,982 - Wow! - No, she is not. 417 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:49,763 - You cannot take a hint. - Bro, Madi could literally be 418 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:51,165 touching your shlong right now, and you'd be like, 419 00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:53,154 "Oh, guys, I don't know if Madi likes me or not." 420 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:54,768 - It's so true, bro. - Like, bro, come on. 421 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,223 You guys never take hints. 422 00:30:56,257 --> 00:30:58,105 Dude, dude, she's definitely just trying to be nice, bro. 423 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,773 - There's no way. - Shut the fuck up. All right, respond. 424 00:30:59,793 --> 00:31:01,929 - What are you gonna say? - All right, um... 425 00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:03,797 Uh-huh. 426 00:31:03,831 --> 00:31:04,899 Can you type any faster? 427 00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:07,067 Bro, hold on. 428 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:09,337 All right, is that good? 429 00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:11,406 Dude, no. 430 00:31:11,439 --> 00:31:13,807 - Are you serious? - Nah. -What? 431 00:31:13,841 --> 00:31:15,410 Bro, oh, my... For the love of God, 432 00:31:15,443 --> 00:31:16,911 please let me talk to her for you. 433 00:31:16,944 --> 00:31:19,079 - No, bro. This is... - What the fuck is that?! 434 00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:20,814 - This is fine, bro. - What is that? 435 00:31:20,848 --> 00:31:22,049 No, it's not fine. 436 00:31:22,082 --> 00:31:23,717 - You have no game, bro. - Nah, bro. 437 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,932 - Come on, bro. - Dude, come on. 438 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:26,368 I could get you this girl right now. 439 00:31:26,388 --> 00:31:28,289 - Bro, I... - Dude, please. 440 00:31:28,323 --> 00:31:29,790 One sentence. One sentence. 441 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:31,205 - Fine. One sentence. - All right. Let's go. 442 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,960 - One. - All right. 443 00:31:34,362 --> 00:31:36,331 How about "get boba"? 444 00:31:36,364 --> 00:31:38,866 Come on, that's good. 445 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,935 - Okay, cool. Fine. Whatever. - All right. Cool. 446 00:31:40,968 --> 00:31:43,204 Let's do this real quick. 447 00:31:44,406 --> 00:31:45,906 Bro! Bro, you can't... 448 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,475 Dude, give me my fucking phone! 449 00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:48,510 Hold his ass down! 450 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:50,077 Soup, hold his ass down! 451 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,792 - Hold him down! - Give me my fucking phone back. 452 00:31:51,812 --> 00:31:53,227 - Give me my fucking phone back. - Oh, shit. 453 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,015 - Hold him down! - Give me the phone, dude. 454 00:31:55,049 --> 00:31:56,964 I'm not fucking playing around. Give me the phone. 455 00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:58,752 Yo, what are you saying, bro? 456 00:31:58,786 --> 00:32:00,322 - Sound like a bitch, boy. - Ow! 457 00:32:00,355 --> 00:32:02,370 - No, what are you... - I thought you were stronger than this. 458 00:32:02,390 --> 00:32:04,124 - Come on. - Little bitch, bro. 459 00:32:04,158 --> 00:32:05,327 Oh, hi, Nai Nai. 460 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,961 Hey. Hello. 461 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:12,866 Nai Nai, help. 462 00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,136 - Your boyfriend, sexy time. - Good friend. 463 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:17,505 Come on, dance for your grandma. 464 00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,039 Nai Nai... 465 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,778 - I love you, too. -Bye-bye. - Get off me. 466 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:26,080 Done. 467 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:28,249 What did you say? What did you say? 468 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,251 - Bro, come on! - I don't know, dude. 469 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:31,852 We'll find out. 470 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,254 Oh! 471 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:34,922 What? Wait, what'd she say? 472 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:37,057 - What'd she say? - Oh, whoa. 473 00:32:37,091 --> 00:32:38,759 Come on! 474 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,563 Just thank me later, bro. 475 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:12,527 How to kiss like a pro. 476 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,094 Are you a good kisser? 477 00:33:14,128 --> 00:33:16,297 Anybody can be with the right technique. 478 00:33:16,331 --> 00:33:19,066 Step one: clean your mouth. 479 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:22,169 Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash. 480 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:25,039 Bad breath is the ruination of kissing. 481 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:28,909 Step two: sit with your partner, preferably in private. 482 00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:32,012 Public displays of affection may be fun for you, 483 00:33:32,046 --> 00:33:35,383 but they make everyone else uncomfortable. 484 00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,117 You don't want to do that. 485 00:33:37,151 --> 00:33:40,254 Step three: relax and clear your mind. 486 00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:43,090 Focus only on the person in front of you. 487 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:46,193 Angle your face to avoid crunching noses. 488 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:49,364 Lean into the person until your lips touch. 489 00:33:49,397 --> 00:33:53,468 Keep lip contact soft and gentle in the beginning. 490 00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:54,968 Oh. 491 00:33:55,002 --> 00:33:57,171 Step four: open your mouth enough 492 00:33:57,204 --> 00:34:00,207 to slowly slide your tongue into your partner's mouth. 493 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,944 Just remember to keep it slow and soft, 494 00:34:03,977 --> 00:34:06,080 not darting or invasive. 495 00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:08,282 Don't forget to breathe through your nose. 496 00:34:08,316 --> 00:34:12,454 Nothing ruins a good make-out like falling unconscious. 497 00:34:13,987 --> 00:34:15,956 Do or do not. 498 00:34:15,989 --> 00:34:17,958 There is no try. 499 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:19,093 What was that? 500 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,928 Yoda. 501 00:34:20,961 --> 00:34:22,963 Oh, yeah, Yoda. 502 00:34:25,032 --> 00:34:27,402 Have you never seen Star Wars? 503 00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:28,969 I've seen Star Wars. 504 00:34:29,002 --> 00:34:30,971 What color's Yoda? 505 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,309 Uh... 506 00:34:34,342 --> 00:34:36,110 I don't know. Like a... 507 00:34:37,044 --> 00:34:38,480 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Like a... 508 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:40,648 um, like a metallic chrome? 509 00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:44,051 - A metallic chrome? - Yeah. 510 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,285 No. 511 00:34:47,221 --> 00:34:49,990 Like a-a... a bright yellow? 512 00:34:50,023 --> 00:34:51,459 No, that... no. 513 00:34:51,493 --> 00:34:54,128 - Okay, I've never seen Star Wars. - Yeah. 514 00:34:55,028 --> 00:34:58,065 How have you seen A Walk to Remember 515 00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,000 but not Star Wars? 516 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,970 I don't know. I think my sister probably, like, 517 00:35:03,003 --> 00:35:04,539 made me watch it or something. 518 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,307 I didn't realize you had a sister. 519 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:10,645 Yeah, I have a sister. 520 00:35:10,678 --> 00:35:14,682 She... older or younger? 521 00:35:14,716 --> 00:35:16,250 She's older. 522 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,519 Nice. 523 00:35:20,588 --> 00:35:23,691 I have an older brother, so that's why... 524 00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:25,593 - Yeah. - ...I was wondering. 525 00:35:25,627 --> 00:35:28,228 Are you two close? 526 00:35:28,262 --> 00:35:30,264 Um, yeah. 527 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,366 Yeah, I'd say so. 528 00:35:31,399 --> 00:35:34,436 I mean, we were close before he left for college, 529 00:35:34,469 --> 00:35:38,506 so I don't really get to see him that much anymore. 530 00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:42,042 Are you close with your sister? 531 00:35:45,613 --> 00:35:47,482 Yeah. 532 00:35:51,285 --> 00:35:53,755 - Hey, I have a gift for you. - A gift? 533 00:35:53,788 --> 00:35:56,089 - A gift. - For me? 534 00:35:58,192 --> 00:36:01,195 - What is it? - It's an eraser. 535 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,364 - An eraser? - Yeah, it's got the big side, 536 00:36:03,398 --> 00:36:05,032 - and then it's got... - The little side. 537 00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:06,734 A little... the roller side. It rolls. 538 00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:09,437 - Oh, that's... that's really cool. - Yeah. 539 00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:10,672 Thank you. 540 00:36:10,705 --> 00:36:12,973 - Yeah. - I like it. 541 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,545 Can I ask you a serious question? 542 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:24,586 Sure. 543 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,589 You've seen Jaws, right? 544 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:33,428 - No? - No. 545 00:36:33,461 --> 00:36:34,762 Wow. 546 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:37,632 Um, okay. 547 00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:39,567 What about... 548 00:36:39,601 --> 00:36:41,201 E.T.? 549 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:45,272 - Yeah, I've seen E.T. - Okay. Okay, good. 550 00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:48,576 Let's see who can do a better E.T. impression. 551 00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:49,777 Okay. 552 00:36:49,811 --> 00:36:51,278 - You go first. - You go first. Jinx. 553 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:53,815 Okay, now you have to go first. 554 00:36:56,384 --> 00:36:57,652 Okay. 555 00:36:57,685 --> 00:36:59,286 Just an E.T. impression, right? 556 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,635 If you've seen the movie, you'll know. 557 00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,357 Yeah, I've seen the movie. 558 00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,057 E.T. 559 00:37:04,826 --> 00:37:06,528 Um... 560 00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,289 You have not seen E.T. before. 561 00:37:21,309 --> 00:37:23,143 I definitely have seen E.T. 562 00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:24,659 No, you definitely haven't if that was your impression. 563 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:27,549 That's the sound he makes at, like, the end credits. 564 00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:29,651 Yeah, okay. 565 00:37:35,490 --> 00:37:37,291 You know... 566 00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:41,295 ...you're pretty cute for an Asian. 567 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,577 Have you ever played the nervous game before? 568 00:37:57,345 --> 00:37:58,646 No. 569 00:38:01,849 --> 00:38:04,084 Are you nervous? 570 00:38:07,488 --> 00:38:09,189 Are you nervous? 571 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,464 Are you nervous? 572 00:38:20,435 --> 00:38:22,102 Are you nervous? 573 00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:28,376 Are you nervous? 574 00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:32,245 Are you nervous? 575 00:38:33,781 --> 00:38:35,717 - Yes. - What? 576 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:36,718 Yes. 577 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:37,885 Oh. 578 00:38:37,919 --> 00:38:39,887 Yes, I-I mean, I am nervous. I just... 579 00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:41,656 Can you, um... 580 00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:43,223 - Sorry. - Yeah, I-I'm sorry. 581 00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:44,505 - No, it's okay, it's okay. - Because I-I freaked out 582 00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:45,640 - a little bit. - It's okay. It's okay. 583 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:46,894 I'm just... I-I'm sorry. 584 00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:49,364 You don't have to apologize. It's okay. 585 00:38:49,397 --> 00:38:50,698 Really. 586 00:39:26,567 --> 00:39:28,168 Where were you? 587 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:30,571 Nowhere. 588 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,742 Hanging out with Fahad and Soup? 589 00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:40,448 - No. - Okay, so what were you doing? 590 00:39:40,481 --> 00:39:41,796 It's not like you have any other friends. 591 00:39:41,816 --> 00:39:42,830 And also, no one likes you. 592 00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:45,285 Shut the fuck up! 593 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:49,222 Why are you always so mean to me, huh? 594 00:39:50,591 --> 00:39:51,693 What? 595 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:53,226 I can't wait for you to leave 596 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,763 so I don't have to see your ugly face again. 597 00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,749 Bro, how'd things go with Madi? 598 00:40:51,018 --> 00:40:52,787 - Good. - What do you mean "good"? 599 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:54,856 Like, good or... good? 600 00:40:54,889 --> 00:40:56,657 You know what I'm saying? 601 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,362 - She touched my wiener. - No. 602 00:41:01,395 --> 00:41:03,498 No way she gave you a hand job. 603 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:05,967 I'm fucking proud of you, dude. 604 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,770 For the first time in my life, I'm actually proud of you. 605 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,605 Good shit, dude. 606 00:41:10,638 --> 00:41:12,640 Finally. 607 00:41:16,077 --> 00:41:18,045 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 608 00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:20,381 ♪ This is a song for you ♪ 609 00:41:20,414 --> 00:41:21,916 ♪ Sorry it took forever... ♪ 610 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,684 Oh. 611 00:41:24,952 --> 00:41:26,487 Hurry up. 612 00:41:26,521 --> 00:41:28,089 ♪ It was the least I could do ♪ 613 00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:31,526 ♪ Better late than never ♪ 614 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,728 ♪ Out of the water ♪ 615 00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:35,930 ♪ You appeared like a dream to me... ♪ 616 00:41:35,963 --> 00:41:37,465 Oh, that's so cute. 617 00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:38,813 Can you take a photo of all of us? 618 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,935 ♪ And I wanna thank you ♪ 619 00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:43,437 ♪ Imaginary girl ♪ 620 00:41:43,471 --> 00:41:45,439 ♪ You really blow my mind ♪ 621 00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:47,441 ♪ You got to be joking... ♪ 622 00:41:47,475 --> 00:41:48,943 Wait. 623 00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:51,546 Give us, like, a "one, two, three" or something. 624 00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:52,780 Come on. 625 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,081 Come on, bro. 626 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,384 Aren't you, like, the camera guy? 627 00:41:57,952 --> 00:42:00,021 One, two, 628 00:42:00,054 --> 00:42:01,422 three. 629 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,692 Like, do they just walk onto the crime scene, 630 00:42:04,725 --> 00:42:06,928 like, slip, like, "Oh, shit. Fuck." 631 00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,763 "What the hell is that? 632 00:42:08,796 --> 00:42:10,431 Semen!" 633 00:42:10,464 --> 00:42:12,446 It's like, dude, what are burglars even doing these days? 634 00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:14,435 How do you even think of this stuff? 635 00:42:14,468 --> 00:42:17,438 - You write what you know. - Isn't that Dave Chappelle? 636 00:42:18,105 --> 00:42:19,674 We should look at those shoes 637 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,909 - that we saw at the mall the other day. - Oh, yeah. 638 00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:24,445 You're quiet. 639 00:42:24,478 --> 00:42:26,714 Yeah, quit being weird, bro. 640 00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,716 - I'm not being weird. - Just a little bit. 641 00:42:28,749 --> 00:42:30,464 You're just kind of, like, silent over there. 642 00:42:30,484 --> 00:42:32,086 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 643 00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:34,956 Um, do you have any funny stories? 644 00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:37,692 Uh... 645 00:42:37,725 --> 00:42:39,927 Why are you looking at me? 646 00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:42,763 Uh... 647 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:44,432 There's-there's the squirrel story. 648 00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,634 Please don't do... Don't fucking do that. 649 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,069 Wait, what's the squirrel story? 650 00:42:48,102 --> 00:42:50,404 It's nothing. It's just, like, not a great story. 651 00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:51,606 No, no, no, tell us. 652 00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:53,641 - You have to tell us. - Yeah. 653 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:56,878 Don't listen to him. What's the squirrel story? 654 00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,080 Go on, tell us. 655 00:42:59,113 --> 00:43:01,782 Okay, well, um, there-there's this, 656 00:43:01,816 --> 00:43:03,484 there's this one time we were, uh, 657 00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:05,720 we were walking through the park, you know, 658 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:08,155 and, uh, I saw this dead squirrel on the floor, 659 00:43:08,189 --> 00:43:09,657 and, uh, I thought it'd be funny 660 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,559 if I showed it to my friends. 661 00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:15,696 So, um, I picked it up, and-and I-I put it in my backpack, 662 00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:19,901 and then, and then, you know, we-we got to the park. 663 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,036 I-I pulled out the squirrel. 664 00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:23,951 And it was, like, you know, super dead and stuff, 665 00:43:23,971 --> 00:43:26,941 and they were like, "Holy crap." 666 00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:29,911 - I'm pretty sure that's dead. - Bro, it's been dead. 667 00:43:29,944 --> 00:43:31,792 And then after that, we're gonna, we're gonna bury it. 668 00:43:31,812 --> 00:43:34,782 You know? But, uh, my buddy, Soup... 669 00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:37,618 ...he pours this, like, energy drink 670 00:43:37,652 --> 00:43:39,921 into the squirrel's mouth, and then-then, like, 671 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:42,189 it starts, like, spazzing out, it starts freaking out, 672 00:43:42,223 --> 00:43:43,691 and everyone's like... 673 00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:45,192 And then my other friend, he, like, 674 00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,674 grabs it by the tail, and he starts, like, 675 00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,462 swinging it around like Indiana Jones. 676 00:43:48,496 --> 00:43:49,530 Looks like an absolute, 677 00:43:49,563 --> 00:43:51,032 like, psycho, you know? 678 00:43:51,065 --> 00:43:53,105 He's, like, chasing us. We're running away from him. 679 00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:56,537 - What the fuck?! Oh, shit! - Yo. 680 00:43:56,570 --> 00:43:57,939 And then the... and then, like, 681 00:43:57,972 --> 00:43:59,807 the-the tail, like, pops off, and then, like, 682 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,809 the squirrel, like, goes flying. 683 00:44:01,842 --> 00:44:03,257 But he's-he's still holding, he's still holding the tail. 684 00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:04,946 Just the squirrel, you know... 685 00:44:04,979 --> 00:44:07,081 Like, you know? And... 686 00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:09,850 It was, like, really, really, it was really crazy. 687 00:44:09,884 --> 00:44:11,152 Um... 688 00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,621 What the fuck? 689 00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:15,122 Wait, so did you bury it or no? 690 00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:18,125 No, we, um, we put it in someone's mailbox and... 691 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,561 - No, I would stop there. - Okay. 692 00:44:20,594 --> 00:44:22,730 Um, I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty. 693 00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,245 You know her mom works for PETA, right? 694 00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:25,967 - She could send you to juvie. - Mm-hmm. 695 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,768 Oh. 696 00:44:27,802 --> 00:44:29,570 Okay. Sorry. 697 00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:32,673 - Dumb bitch. - Whoa. 698 00:44:32,707 --> 00:44:34,809 Okay, I can't believe you just said that. 699 00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,877 What? I don't know. I'm just kidding. 700 00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,293 - Kidding? - Uh, she called her that before. 701 00:44:38,313 --> 00:44:39,780 - Bro. - Like, I thought it was, 702 00:44:39,814 --> 00:44:40,861 - like, her nickname or something. - No. 703 00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:41,716 Are you serious? 704 00:44:41,749 --> 00:44:44,151 You think my nickname is "dumb bitch"? 705 00:44:44,185 --> 00:44:47,121 - Yeah. No. Sorry. - No. 706 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:49,557 I can't believe he said that. 707 00:44:50,624 --> 00:44:53,527 There's my mom. 708 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:56,263 Um, some friends are coming over right now 709 00:44:56,297 --> 00:44:58,666 to watch a movie, if you want to come. 710 00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:01,602 - Yeah, for sure. - Uh, I think there's only room 711 00:45:01,635 --> 00:45:03,204 for one more in the car, though. 712 00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:05,573 - Oh, okay. Um... - But if you want, 713 00:45:05,606 --> 00:45:07,154 you could take the bus and meet us there. 714 00:45:07,174 --> 00:45:10,044 Dude, you're-you're cool with taking the bus, right? 715 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:14,215 All right. Later, dude. 716 00:45:14,248 --> 00:45:16,017 Bye. 717 00:45:16,050 --> 00:45:18,320 Yeah, go for it. 718 00:45:18,353 --> 00:45:20,554 Wait, can we tell Soup to come? 719 00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,760 I'm so sorry. 720 00:46:00,694 --> 00:46:02,630 Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone 721 00:46:02,663 --> 00:46:04,031 while your party is reached. 722 00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:09,603 Dìdi. 723 00:46:11,839 --> 00:46:13,574 Dìdi. 724 00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:20,848 Fine. 725 00:46:27,922 --> 00:46:29,023 Are you sad? 726 00:46:29,056 --> 00:46:30,691 I'm fine. 727 00:46:39,434 --> 00:46:41,102 ♪ Can we fake it ♪ 728 00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:43,637 ♪ Can we make believe? ♪ 729 00:46:43,671 --> 00:46:45,239 ♪ I'm so full of love ♪ 730 00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:47,409 ♪ It deeply sickens me ♪ 731 00:46:47,442 --> 00:46:49,877 ♪ But all I can do is close my eyes ♪ 732 00:46:49,910 --> 00:46:51,846 ♪ And cross my heart ♪ 733 00:46:51,879 --> 00:46:53,315 ♪ And hope to die ♪ 734 00:46:53,348 --> 00:46:54,882 ♪ 'Cause you don't fucking listen... ♪ 735 00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:56,951 Mom! 736 00:47:14,268 --> 00:47:16,670 - Mom? - Yeah? 737 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:19,874 Did you fart? 738 00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,410 No. 739 00:47:22,444 --> 00:47:25,679 Oh, my God, you farted. 740 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,917 Unlock the window. 741 00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:32,420 Well, uh, it's broken. 742 00:47:32,454 --> 00:47:35,423 It's broken? Oh, my God. 743 00:47:35,457 --> 00:47:37,158 Sorry. 744 00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:39,693 It smells like shit. 745 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:48,736 Are you smelling it? 746 00:48:15,363 --> 00:48:16,897 Order number 42. 747 00:48:23,237 --> 00:48:24,271 Ah... 748 00:48:28,242 --> 00:48:31,245 - Ah. - Hey. 749 00:48:43,891 --> 00:48:45,327 What are you doing? 750 00:48:51,399 --> 00:48:53,033 Number 43, your order is ready. 751 00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:54,835 You're so Asian. 752 00:48:55,503 --> 00:48:57,871 Number 43. 753 00:49:07,382 --> 00:49:08,882 Mom. 754 00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:10,851 Stop. 755 00:49:11,486 --> 00:49:12,953 Mom. 756 00:49:12,987 --> 00:49:16,023 I told you this before. I am not go... 757 00:49:21,496 --> 00:49:23,297 You're late. 758 00:49:24,298 --> 00:49:26,166 Come sit down. 759 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,509 Josh, go back to work. 760 00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:36,877 Dude, stop. 761 00:49:36,910 --> 00:49:38,946 Our moms are friends. 762 00:51:18,446 --> 00:51:20,448 Mom. 763 00:51:20,482 --> 00:51:22,883 Mom, can you give me ride? 764 00:51:24,552 --> 00:51:26,220 Mom? 765 00:52:16,738 --> 00:52:18,473 I'll take you. Come on. 766 00:52:33,455 --> 00:52:35,055 You okay? 767 00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:45,733 Wait, this is where you and your friends hang out? 768 00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:47,368 Business parking lots? 769 00:52:47,402 --> 00:52:51,104 - Yeah. You could just park right over here. - Okay. 770 00:52:52,674 --> 00:52:54,509 Okay. 771 00:52:55,343 --> 00:52:57,177 Um... 772 00:52:58,613 --> 00:53:01,982 Thanks for, uh, driving me. 773 00:53:03,283 --> 00:53:04,552 No problem. 774 00:53:06,321 --> 00:53:11,526 Um, I think I'm gonna stay out for a while, too. 775 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:16,464 So just give me a call later if you need a ride. 776 00:53:16,498 --> 00:53:18,566 Or anything, okay? 777 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,167 Okay. 778 00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:31,111 - There he is. Sup, bro? - Yo, bruh. 779 00:53:31,144 --> 00:53:32,259 - What's good? - How's it going? 780 00:53:32,279 --> 00:53:33,548 - How's it going? - Chillin'. 781 00:53:33,581 --> 00:53:35,383 Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? 782 00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:37,697 - How's it going? How's it going? - Let's get these clips. 783 00:53:45,092 --> 00:53:47,495 Get that shit. Yep. 784 00:53:49,764 --> 00:53:51,766 Good shit, bruh. 785 00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:53,501 Right here. 786 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,670 I mean, my shirt clean. 787 00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:57,605 - Smell this shit. Fuck yeah. - Hey. 788 00:53:57,639 --> 00:53:59,206 Like it, yeah. 789 00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,743 Hey, Nugget, look at this dick I drew. 790 00:54:01,776 --> 00:54:03,545 ♪ Sacred heart... ♪ 791 00:54:05,446 --> 00:54:07,549 - The veins and shit in there. - Bro, what? 792 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:08,816 I got some ball sack. 793 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:10,318 Hey, right here, right here. 794 00:54:10,351 --> 00:54:12,286 It's coming. 795 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,221 - Weak! - Hey, run it back. 796 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,557 Hey, both of you guys. 797 00:54:15,590 --> 00:54:18,826 - You, you and you. Out! - Oh, my... Come on. 798 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:21,629 - I've seen you here before. - How you doing, man? 799 00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:22,830 Fun time is over. 800 00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:24,365 - No, no, no. - Hey, yo, Chris. 801 00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:26,233 Film that shit. Film that shit right there. 802 00:54:26,266 --> 00:54:28,536 - You are done. - "You're done, sonny son." 803 00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:29,837 Yes, you. 804 00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:32,307 Ah, right here, right here, right here. 805 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:34,174 Yeah, land that shit. 806 00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:36,143 - Yeah! - Let's go! 807 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:38,446 Go, go! 808 00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:40,615 Let's get the fuck out of here! 809 00:54:51,326 --> 00:54:54,495 ♪ No, love doesn't always ♪ 810 00:54:54,529 --> 00:54:59,601 ♪ Boomerang. ♪ 811 00:55:03,236 --> 00:55:05,340 Bruh, that security guard could not keep up. 812 00:55:05,373 --> 00:55:06,788 You just juked the fuck out of him, bro. 813 00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,275 We got to see that shit. 814 00:55:08,309 --> 00:55:09,757 You clipping your nails back there, bro? 815 00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:11,346 It's good, bro. I'm catching 'em. 816 00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:13,414 Way to kill the vibe, bro. That's hella trifling. 817 00:55:13,448 --> 00:55:15,363 You can't be doing shit like that in people whip. 818 00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:17,465 Bro, I got to cut my toenails, I'm gonna cut my toenails, bro. 819 00:55:17,485 --> 00:55:19,754 Hey, Chris, you got that clip of me, though? 820 00:55:19,787 --> 00:55:21,356 Oh, yeah, I-I got that clip. 821 00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:22,904 -Yeah. - -That clip was killer as fuck. 822 00:55:22,924 --> 00:55:24,626 Yeah, baby. 823 00:55:24,659 --> 00:55:27,362 That shit was wet, bro. That shit... oh, man. 824 00:55:27,395 --> 00:55:28,896 I got the throw-down, the jukes. 825 00:55:28,930 --> 00:55:30,778 Stomped that shit, bolts. That's my opener, man. 826 00:55:30,798 --> 00:55:32,547 You were, like, you were, like, all up in his face, too. 827 00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:34,247 You know, you could've, like, could've, like, 828 00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:35,370 fucked him up or something. 829 00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:38,251 Yeah, I'm-I'm more about peaceful shit. 830 00:55:38,271 --> 00:55:39,607 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 831 00:55:39,641 --> 00:55:40,808 Like, I'm on the Zen path. 832 00:55:42,343 --> 00:55:44,345 Hey, you good to send me that clip later, though? 833 00:55:44,379 --> 00:55:45,780 Yeah, I'll-I'll send you that clip. 834 00:55:45,813 --> 00:55:46,928 I'm probably gonna, like, film 835 00:55:46,948 --> 00:55:48,616 some other clips before that, though, 836 00:55:48,650 --> 00:55:50,398 and, like, edit it together, you know, like, mix it up. 837 00:55:50,418 --> 00:55:51,833 - Okay. - We got, we got motherfucking 838 00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:54,254 Spike Jonze or some shit over here. 839 00:55:54,287 --> 00:55:55,770 - About to edit that shit up. - You a fucking hater, bro. 840 00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:57,325 Hey, respect his craft, bro. 841 00:55:57,358 --> 00:55:59,259 Chris, thank you for pulling up on us today. 842 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:01,329 We-we really need you, you know what I'm saying? 843 00:56:01,362 --> 00:56:02,664 Yeah, you been doing your thing. 844 00:56:02,697 --> 00:56:04,197 I appreciate you for coming out. 845 00:56:04,231 --> 00:56:06,467 Yeah, that's what's up. 846 00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:19,781 Mom? 847 00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:25,420 Mama? 848 00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:30,825 Nai Nai? 849 00:56:36,731 --> 00:56:38,332 Mom? 850 00:56:42,603 --> 00:56:44,439 Nai Nai! 851 00:56:44,472 --> 00:56:46,441 Nai Nai. What happened? 852 00:57:46,534 --> 00:57:47,802 Okay. 853 00:57:49,504 --> 00:57:52,673 Hey, um, can you give me a hand with something? 854 00:58:03,017 --> 00:58:04,719 So... 855 00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:08,890 Who are those people you've been hanging out with? 856 00:58:13,094 --> 00:58:14,662 Friends. 857 00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:17,865 What do you guys do when you hang out? 858 00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,837 Just skate. 859 00:58:23,838 --> 00:58:25,540 Just skate? 860 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:31,612 Well, promise me you won't do anything stupid. 861 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,315 Okay. 862 00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:51,579 Make sure to keep your subject 863 00:58:51,599 --> 00:58:52,647 in the center of the frame. 864 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,702 Yeah, buddy. Let's go! 865 00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:57,104 - Ah, that was it! - Oh, come on. 866 00:58:57,138 --> 00:59:00,474 ♪ I wanna hold your hands tonight ♪ 867 00:59:01,809 --> 00:59:03,644 - Back 'em up. - Let's go. 868 00:59:03,678 --> 00:59:06,113 ♪ I wanna walk you home from school ♪ 869 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,382 Yo! 870 00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:09,517 Yeah. 871 00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:12,720 ♪ I wanna take you on a date ♪ 872 00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:14,655 Nice. 873 00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:16,724 Oh. 874 00:59:16,757 --> 00:59:18,526 ♪ I wanna treat you like a fool ♪ 875 00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:20,595 You got it, bro. You got it. 876 00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:21,628 Oh! 877 00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:24,398 ♪ My good intention, you'll see... ♪ 878 00:59:24,432 --> 00:59:26,400 Dude, that was buttery. 879 00:59:26,434 --> 00:59:28,436 - -Don't touch. - Don't touch. Don't touch. 880 00:59:28,469 --> 00:59:31,539 ♪ 'Cause I know loving ain't easy ♪ 881 00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:33,140 ♪ Although it's easy on the eyes ♪ 882 00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:35,042 ♪ Both when appalling... ♪ 883 00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,444 Why are you filming the plants? 884 00:59:36,477 --> 00:59:39,013 Uh, foreground. 885 00:59:39,046 --> 00:59:41,916 - You look like a pervert. - Oh. 886 00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:43,084 Oh, dude! 887 00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:51,058 I want to see that thing. What you got? 888 00:59:51,092 --> 00:59:52,894 Uh... 889 00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:54,528 What the fuck? 890 01:00:00,067 --> 01:00:02,637 Hey, yo, Wang-Wang! 891 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:05,039 Yo, bro, what you doing here? 892 01:00:05,072 --> 01:00:06,707 Just hanging out. 893 01:00:06,741 --> 01:00:07,942 With who, bro? 894 01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:10,511 Where the fuck is he at? 895 01:00:10,544 --> 01:00:12,546 Friends. 896 01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:14,548 All right. Where you guys headed? 897 01:00:14,582 --> 01:00:15,716 Come on, bro. 898 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:16,851 Yo, let's go! 899 01:00:16,884 --> 01:00:17,884 What are you waiting for? 900 01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:20,521 To a party. 901 01:00:20,554 --> 01:00:21,889 Oh. 902 01:00:21,923 --> 01:00:23,624 Yo, can we come? 903 01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,694 Hurry up! Let's hit it! 904 01:00:27,561 --> 01:00:29,797 There's no room in the car. 905 01:00:29,830 --> 01:00:30,932 Come on. 906 01:00:30,965 --> 01:00:32,533 Ah. 907 01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:34,835 Um, it's-it's all right. 908 01:00:34,869 --> 01:00:36,871 It's okay. 909 01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:38,739 A-All right, see ya, bro. 910 01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,725 - Hey, Mack! Mack! - Man, this place is cranking. 911 01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:46,213 Hey, yo, nigga, what's good?! 912 01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:48,149 ...Man, what took your ass so long? 913 01:00:48,182 --> 01:00:49,684 I'm eating lemon bars in this bitch 914 01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:51,752 for about three hours with your granny. 915 01:00:51,786 --> 01:00:53,854 - Shit's good as fuck, though, really. - Sup, G? 916 01:00:53,888 --> 01:00:56,557 Hey, what's good, bruh? What's good, buddy? 917 01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:58,926 - Yo, who the fuck is this? - Th-This is Chris. 918 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,808 This is my filmer, bro. He's cool. He's with me. 919 01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:02,530 Little bro been filming us, getting clips. 920 01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:03,831 Oh, shit! 921 01:01:03,864 --> 01:01:06,567 Ain't you the nigga that be filming for Bofa? 922 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:07,935 What's "Bofa"? 923 01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:11,172 Both of these nuts in your fucking mouth! 924 01:01:11,205 --> 01:01:12,506 It's good, man! 925 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:13,874 Why you do him like that? 926 01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:15,142 Move, move, move. 927 01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:16,877 - Hella people here. - Hey, bro. 928 01:01:16,911 --> 01:01:18,612 Let me get one of those lemon bars. 929 01:01:18,646 --> 01:01:20,014 Sorry, coming through. Sorry. 930 01:01:20,047 --> 01:01:22,083 Excuse me. Can I just... 931 01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:30,751 ♪ I'm at your granny crib ♪ 932 01:02:30,785 --> 01:02:33,954 ♪ And she fed me all her lemon bars ♪ 933 01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,791 - ♪ When you left the crib ♪ - Where you been at? 934 01:02:36,824 --> 01:02:38,592 ♪ You must've walked hella far ♪ 935 01:02:38,626 --> 01:02:39,927 ♪ 'Cause when you came back ♪ 936 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,962 ♪ I fucked granny hella hard. ♪ 937 01:02:41,996 --> 01:02:44,065 - Hell yeah! - Whoa. 938 01:02:44,098 --> 01:02:46,634 - Hey, keep my grandma out of it. - What you talking about? 939 01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:48,669 - Come on, man. - Ay, but, uh, 940 01:02:48,702 --> 01:02:50,805 - I-I did that shit, though. - You did not. 941 01:02:50,838 --> 01:02:52,973 Come on. 942 01:02:53,941 --> 01:02:56,143 Hey, you good? How the fuck that shit taste, boy? 943 01:02:58,145 --> 01:02:59,747 The hashish. Nigga, what? 944 01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:01,215 I don't smoke no more. 945 01:03:01,248 --> 01:03:04,118 Yeah, you a bitch. I'll hit that, though. Come on. 946 01:03:07,688 --> 01:03:09,924 This shit old, man, expired. 947 01:03:09,957 --> 01:03:12,327 - Bro, you let that shit go out? - You should, uh... 948 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,695 You should Wu-Tang it. 949 01:03:14,728 --> 01:03:16,797 Wu-Tang it? Like the Clan? 950 01:03:16,831 --> 01:03:18,833 Yeah, it's... No, here, let me show you. 951 01:03:18,866 --> 01:03:20,335 - Yeah, you rock that. - Yeah. 952 01:03:20,368 --> 01:03:22,603 I don't want to fuck it up, bro. 953 01:03:30,177 --> 01:03:33,848 This Asian motherfucker just ate the roach! 954 01:03:33,881 --> 01:03:36,217 - Nigga, what the fuck?! - Shit, man. 955 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,419 Yo, what's your name, man? 956 01:03:37,452 --> 01:03:39,286 - Chris. - Chris? Hey. 957 01:03:39,321 --> 01:03:40,721 Asian Chris! 958 01:03:40,754 --> 01:03:43,224 Asian Chris! Asian Chris! 959 01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:44,359 Half Asian. 960 01:03:44,392 --> 01:03:46,827 - What? - Half Asian. 961 01:03:46,861 --> 01:03:48,162 - Okay, nigga. - All right. 962 01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:49,730 Half Asian Chris! 963 01:03:49,763 --> 01:03:51,932 Half Asian Chris! Half Asian Chris! 964 01:03:51,966 --> 01:03:53,934 Half Asian Chris! 965 01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,170 Half Asian Chris! 966 01:03:56,203 --> 01:03:59,140 Half Asian Chris! 967 01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:22,696 Bro, you good? 968 01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:27,034 Shit, man. 969 01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,738 Wang-Wang. 970 01:04:32,273 --> 01:04:33,941 Over here. 971 01:04:34,509 --> 01:04:36,744 Why did you kill me? 972 01:04:36,777 --> 01:04:38,712 I didn't want to die. 973 01:04:39,447 --> 01:04:42,082 This is why nobody loves you. 974 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,717 Ha, fucker. 975 01:04:52,394 --> 01:04:55,729 Uh, I'm fine. 976 01:05:12,414 --> 01:05:14,248 Get it out. 977 01:05:17,284 --> 01:05:19,086 Here. 978 01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,322 Drink. 979 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,129 Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid? 980 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:36,270 Please don't tell Mom. 981 01:05:43,143 --> 01:05:44,778 Okay. 982 01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:49,049 Bye-bye, Nai Nai. 983 01:05:52,219 --> 01:05:53,988 Okay. 984 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,138 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 985 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,778 Um... 986 01:06:19,179 --> 01:06:20,914 Bye, I guess. 987 01:06:23,050 --> 01:06:24,285 Bye. 988 01:06:52,414 --> 01:06:54,248 Bye-bye. 989 01:08:04,151 --> 01:08:05,999 ♪ My baby made me some coffee, afraid that if I drink some ♪ 990 01:08:06,019 --> 01:08:08,088 ♪ It's probably coming right back out me ♪ 991 01:08:08,122 --> 01:08:11,393 ♪ Couple of Advil, relax and chill, at a stand... ♪ 992 01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:15,129 - Hello? - Yo, I think I'm near your crib. 993 01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:17,632 Can we come over and look at those clips real quick? 994 01:08:17,665 --> 01:08:20,435 Uh, like, like, like, right now? 995 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,274 What's good, bro? Where the bathroom at? 996 01:08:27,308 --> 01:08:28,623 Uh, just down there to the right. 997 01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:29,677 All right. 998 01:08:29,711 --> 01:08:31,245 What's up, little bro? 999 01:08:31,278 --> 01:08:32,594 - ...Let's peep these clips, G. - Okay. 1000 01:08:32,614 --> 01:08:34,214 Nice spot. 1001 01:08:34,248 --> 01:08:36,150 Hey, who did all the paintings in your house? 1002 01:08:36,183 --> 01:08:38,553 Um, my mom. 1003 01:08:38,586 --> 01:08:40,555 - Really? - "Wang Wang"? 1004 01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:42,624 - What's a Wang Wang? - Uh... 1005 01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,191 Can I have some of these apples? 1006 01:08:44,224 --> 01:08:46,226 Um... 1007 01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:48,496 - Yeah. Go for it. - Okay. Thanks. 1008 01:08:48,530 --> 01:08:51,231 - Why are they in a dog bowl? - All right, what I miss? 1009 01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:53,033 - Hey, you wash your hands? - Nah. 1010 01:08:53,066 --> 01:08:54,736 Mm, mm-mm. Get the fuck off. 1011 01:08:54,769 --> 01:08:56,438 Bruh, I'm trying to watch these clips. 1012 01:08:56,471 --> 01:08:57,705 That is nasty. You're nasty. 1013 01:08:57,739 --> 01:08:59,307 Oh, my God, y'all some haters. 1014 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:01,088 - All right. What we got? - We're about to see the clips. 1015 01:09:01,108 --> 01:09:03,243 - Yeah, right here! - Come on. 1016 01:09:03,277 --> 01:09:06,681 - Yep. - Oh. 1017 01:09:06,714 --> 01:09:08,583 That spot was insanely crusty. 1018 01:09:08,616 --> 01:09:10,150 Yeah, we got that double. 1019 01:09:10,184 --> 01:09:12,052 I had to get that shit out of the way. 1020 01:09:12,085 --> 01:09:14,322 - Go backwards. - That shit was sick, huh? 1021 01:09:14,355 --> 01:09:16,491 - That shit was. You'll see. - We get it done. 1022 01:09:17,358 --> 01:09:19,293 I remember this day. 1023 01:09:20,528 --> 01:09:22,697 It's a little shaky, but it's-it's all right. 1024 01:09:22,730 --> 01:09:24,466 Every filmer has their bad days. 1025 01:09:24,499 --> 01:09:26,079 - It has a little bit of speed. - On the frame. 1026 01:09:26,099 --> 01:09:27,502 Oh! Play that clip 1027 01:09:27,535 --> 01:09:29,504 where I fucking juked that security guard. 1028 01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:30,738 We got to see that, bro. 1029 01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:32,474 I've been waiting for so long to see that. 1030 01:09:32,507 --> 01:09:34,154 - The security guard, remember? - The security guard. -Yeah. 1031 01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:35,356 - Put it on. Let's go. - Oh, my fucking God. 1032 01:09:35,376 --> 01:09:36,778 - Pull that shit up. - Let's go. 1033 01:09:36,811 --> 01:09:38,426 Pull it up. What you waiting for? Come on. 1034 01:09:38,446 --> 01:09:39,761 - This is the one, man. - Put that shit on right now. 1035 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:41,114 Yeah, that one right there. 1036 01:09:41,148 --> 01:09:42,417 - Okay. - Yep, here we go. 1037 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:44,051 - There it is. Shit. - There she is. 1038 01:09:44,084 --> 01:09:46,086 You about to be famous from this shit. 1039 01:09:46,119 --> 01:09:48,088 - Swear to God. - Swear. 1040 01:09:48,121 --> 01:09:50,458 Bruh, he was all in the way, like, damn. 1041 01:09:50,492 --> 01:09:53,260 Watch this juke. It's a NBA juke right here. Oh. 1042 01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:55,262 - Oh! - Oh, shit, right here. 1043 01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:57,030 Land it, land it. There you go. 1044 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:58,413 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. - Great. 1045 01:09:58,433 --> 01:10:00,768 Man, fuck you! We're out! 1046 01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,470 Yeah, don't come back. 1047 01:10:02,504 --> 01:10:05,373 - Couldn't even see the board. - Bro, what the fuck? 1048 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,511 All right, bruh. All right, so check it out. 1049 01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:12,313 I'm no, like, filmer or expert or anything, 1050 01:10:12,347 --> 01:10:14,114 but that's definitely not usable. 1051 01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,296 I thought you were, like, a filmer, right? 1052 01:10:15,316 --> 01:10:16,584 None of those are usable. 1053 01:10:16,618 --> 01:10:18,319 Yeah. I just... 1054 01:10:18,353 --> 01:10:20,788 I-I couldn't focus-up, um, I'm sorry. 1055 01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:23,023 - Damn. - Dìdi? 1056 01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:28,363 Oh. 1057 01:10:28,396 --> 01:10:29,497 Hi. 1058 01:10:29,531 --> 01:10:30,632 Ni hao. 1059 01:10:31,599 --> 01:10:33,166 Hello. 1060 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,102 - Um, nice meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1061 01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:37,338 I'm Chris' mother. 1062 01:10:37,372 --> 01:10:39,239 Hey, I really like your paintings. 1063 01:10:39,273 --> 01:10:42,142 - Really beautiful, by the way. - Oh. 1064 01:10:42,175 --> 01:10:44,412 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1065 01:10:44,445 --> 01:10:45,480 You notice. 1066 01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:48,550 Yeah, I love the colors and stuff. 1067 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:50,183 I-I paint all myself. 1068 01:10:50,217 --> 01:10:52,119 - That's cool. - Yeah, that's really nice. 1069 01:10:52,152 --> 01:10:54,822 Wait, so, um, if you're Asian, 1070 01:10:54,856 --> 01:10:58,693 does that mean your husband is white? 1071 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:01,094 What? 1072 01:11:01,128 --> 01:11:02,730 My husband Asian. 1073 01:11:02,764 --> 01:11:04,365 How are you half Asian? 1074 01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:06,334 Yeah, 'cause you said that... 1075 01:11:06,367 --> 01:11:07,615 She's probably just forgetting. Mom, just get out right now. 1076 01:11:07,635 --> 01:11:09,303 Mom, just get out... 1077 01:11:09,337 --> 01:11:11,639 Mom, get out! Mom, get out! 1078 01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:17,512 Uh, s-sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 1079 01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:19,380 It's just... she could just be, like, 1080 01:11:19,414 --> 01:11:22,350 super annoying sometimes and... and, uh... 1081 01:11:22,383 --> 01:11:25,386 Dude, don't talk to your mom like that. 1082 01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:26,634 She wasn't even being annoying. 1083 01:11:26,654 --> 01:11:27,869 Like, what were you even doing? 1084 01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:29,857 Man, this kid's kind of wack. 1085 01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,326 Yeah, you're kind of right. 1086 01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:33,226 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1087 01:11:47,408 --> 01:11:49,444 Yo! 1088 01:11:52,380 --> 01:11:54,382 Man, fuck you. We're out. 1089 01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:22,029 Okay, let's take a quick break. 1090 01:14:33,941 --> 01:14:35,977 Josh, don't. 1091 01:14:37,979 --> 01:14:40,047 Yo, Chris! 1092 01:14:40,081 --> 01:14:41,516 What up, bro? 1093 01:14:41,549 --> 01:14:42,850 Doing some skate tricks? 1094 01:14:42,884 --> 01:14:44,952 Huh? 1095 01:14:44,986 --> 01:14:46,854 Hey, can I ask you something? 1096 01:14:46,888 --> 01:14:49,624 Huh? 1097 01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:55,797 Are you nervous? 1098 01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:02,036 Man, I didn't realize you was such a G, bruh. 1099 01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,839 Hey, are you a Fremont Asian Gangsta? 1100 01:15:05,807 --> 01:15:06,874 Yes or no? 1101 01:15:06,908 --> 01:15:08,576 Come on, man. 1102 01:15:10,144 --> 01:15:12,680 - Sure. - Yeah? 1103 01:15:12,713 --> 01:15:14,515 Wait, hold on. 1104 01:15:14,549 --> 01:15:17,051 "Fremont Asian Gangsta." Oh, wait. 1105 01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:18,886 So you're a fag? 1106 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,922 Oh, G... 1107 01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,757 Hey, that was good. 1108 01:15:22,790 --> 01:15:24,559 Oh, man. 1109 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:26,761 No wonder you wouldn't kiss Madi. 1110 01:15:27,695 --> 01:15:29,597 You're gonna get me in trouble. 1111 01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:31,365 I got his ass hella good, bro. 1112 01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:32,567 Yeah. Yeah. 1113 01:15:34,001 --> 01:15:36,437 Bro, what the fuck?! 1114 01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,140 Huh? 1115 01:16:13,174 --> 01:16:14,842 He started it. 1116 01:16:17,478 --> 01:16:18,958 Why the fuck are you taking his side? 1117 01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:23,651 Why do you never listen to me? I'm your son. 1118 01:16:28,522 --> 01:16:29,637 Yeah, well, maybe if Dad raised me, 1119 01:16:29,657 --> 01:16:31,025 I would've been a better son. 1120 01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:33,661 But no, I'm stuck with you, and you can't do shit! 1121 01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,437 Yeah, bullshit! 1122 01:16:43,471 --> 01:16:44,652 Dad's the one in Taiwan making the fucking money 1123 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:46,173 while all you do is just sit at home 1124 01:16:46,207 --> 01:16:48,409 and draw fucking clouds! 1125 01:16:55,683 --> 01:16:58,185 No, no, I couldn't care less whether you fucking leave, 1126 01:16:58,219 --> 01:16:59,667 'cause you're just a fucking failed artist 1127 01:16:59,687 --> 01:17:02,056 and your stupid-ass fucking drawings. 1128 01:17:02,089 --> 01:17:03,691 Not that I fucking care. 1129 01:17:03,724 --> 01:17:06,460 Ah, shut up! Shut up! I'm sorry I'm not fucking Max! 1130 01:17:06,494 --> 01:17:07,775 I'm sorry I'm not a fucking bragging right 1131 01:17:07,795 --> 01:17:09,697 - to your fucking friends! - Dìdi! 1132 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,245 I'm not the fucking embarrassment here! 1133 01:17:11,265 --> 01:17:12,580 You're the fucking embarrassment! 1134 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,936 I'm ashamed to be your fucking son! 1135 01:20:31,433 --> 01:20:34,034 Are you ashamed of me? 1136 01:20:38,739 --> 01:20:41,842 I ran away, but you didn't even look for me. 1137 01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:34,429 "Mama, I just want to let you know 1138 01:21:34,462 --> 01:21:36,797 that I hate you." 1139 01:23:15,397 --> 01:23:18,333 Sometimes I dream. 1140 01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:51,366 I am so proud. 1141 01:23:56,236 --> 01:24:00,240 But sometime, it's a little hard. 1142 01:24:33,408 --> 01:24:35,209 That's it. 1143 01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:41,383 Ready? Smile. 1144 01:24:48,556 --> 01:24:50,558 And tilt your head a little bit. 1145 01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:53,093 And three, two, one. 1146 01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:35,336 Madi? 1147 01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:39,307 Oh, hi. 1148 01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:40,442 Hey. 1149 01:25:40,475 --> 01:25:42,510 Good luck. 1150 01:25:42,544 --> 01:25:44,312 What's up? 1151 01:25:44,345 --> 01:25:45,580 Nothing much. 1152 01:25:45,613 --> 01:25:47,482 Uh... 1153 01:25:48,616 --> 01:25:52,019 Did you, uh... did you get a haircut? 1154 01:25:53,455 --> 01:25:54,988 No. 1155 01:25:55,623 --> 01:25:57,492 Right. 1156 01:25:58,726 --> 01:26:00,328 Uh... 1157 01:26:00,361 --> 01:26:02,363 I just... just came over here to say 1158 01:26:02,397 --> 01:26:07,134 that I'm, uh, you know, sorry for not texting you back. 1159 01:26:08,035 --> 01:26:11,539 Uh, I was kind of, like, busy with, like, 1160 01:26:11,573 --> 01:26:14,476 you know, family stuff and... 1161 01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:18,111 ...back-to-school shopping and... 1162 01:26:19,414 --> 01:26:21,349 Uh... 1163 01:26:21,382 --> 01:26:23,183 Yeah, I... 1164 01:26:23,217 --> 01:26:25,386 You're a pretty cool person, so I was just, you know, 1165 01:26:25,420 --> 01:26:29,524 wondering if you want to, like, hang out again ever. 1166 01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:36,498 You, uh... 1167 01:26:36,531 --> 01:26:40,100 You punched my friend Josh in the face. 1168 01:26:42,437 --> 01:26:44,472 Yeah. Yeah, I... 1169 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:49,511 - Yeah. - Okay, well, later. 1170 01:27:00,688 --> 01:27:03,791 ♪ Stay ♪ 1171 01:27:03,825 --> 01:27:07,529 ♪ Playing in a golden haze... ♪ 1172 01:27:07,562 --> 01:27:09,764 So, free food. 1173 01:27:09,797 --> 01:27:13,066 Ah, I like that. I like that. 1174 01:27:17,572 --> 01:27:21,543 ♪ Oh, I'll let you know ♪ 1175 01:27:21,576 --> 01:27:22,844 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 1176 01:27:22,877 --> 01:27:25,313 Hi, guys. Welcome to Visual Arts Club. 1177 01:27:25,346 --> 01:27:28,583 This year, we're doing a mural, some more analog photography, 1178 01:27:28,616 --> 01:27:30,130 and we just got a big donation of video equipment. 1179 01:27:30,150 --> 01:27:31,386 Yo, Wang-Wang! 1180 01:27:31,419 --> 01:27:34,054 So we're hoping to make more video art... 1181 01:27:36,123 --> 01:27:40,562 ♪ Fantasies always tasted ♪ 1182 01:27:40,595 --> 01:27:44,432 ♪ Sweeter than a Fabergé ♪ 1183 01:27:44,465 --> 01:27:46,868 ♪ Okay ♪ 1184 01:27:46,901 --> 01:27:53,808 ♪ Some things you could never save ♪ 1185 01:27:53,841 --> 01:27:56,778 ♪ Horizon looking strange ♪ 1186 01:27:56,811 --> 01:28:01,549 ♪ I can't stay here ♪ 1187 01:28:02,784 --> 01:28:05,185 ♪ Today. ♪ 1188 01:28:10,223 --> 01:28:12,327 Hi, Dìdi. 1189 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,062 Hai hai. 1190 01:28:16,431 --> 01:28:19,199 Uh, yeah. 1191 01:28:19,232 --> 01:28:21,469 Yeah, it-it was pretty good. 1192 01:28:21,502 --> 01:28:25,773 I, um, signed up for Visual Arts Club. 1193 01:28:25,807 --> 01:28:28,175 - Oh. - Yeah. 1194 01:29:54,462 --> 01:29:56,964 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1195 01:29:56,998 --> 01:30:00,835 ♪ Got lost in self-reflection, sure, I often got it wrong ♪ 1196 01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:03,571 ♪ But lately I'm afraid the damage done is all ♪ 1197 01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:05,406 ♪ It made me self-aware and fucked up ♪ 1198 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:07,442 ♪ From this trip I've been on ♪ 1199 01:30:07,475 --> 01:30:09,577 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1200 01:30:09,610 --> 01:30:13,915 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1201 01:30:13,948 --> 01:30:16,417 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1202 01:30:16,451 --> 01:30:21,456 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1203 01:30:22,557 --> 01:30:25,727 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1204 01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:29,330 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1205 01:30:29,363 --> 01:30:34,035 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1206 01:30:34,068 --> 01:30:35,603 ♪ I used to sit around ♪ 1207 01:30:35,636 --> 01:30:37,538 ♪ Dissect my thoughts until I drowned out ♪ 1208 01:30:37,572 --> 01:30:40,608 ♪ Every single sentence I could never say out loud ♪ 1209 01:30:40,641 --> 01:30:43,745 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up to everyone I punished ♪ 1210 01:30:43,778 --> 01:30:47,280 ♪ Droning on and on about whatever again ♪ 1211 01:30:47,315 --> 01:30:49,417 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1212 01:30:49,450 --> 01:30:53,855 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1213 01:30:53,888 --> 01:30:56,057 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1214 01:30:56,090 --> 01:31:00,895 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1215 01:31:00,928 --> 01:31:03,965 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1216 01:31:03,998 --> 01:31:07,368 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1217 01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:10,538 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1218 01:31:10,571 --> 01:31:13,808 ♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪ 1219 01:31:13,841 --> 01:31:20,648 ♪ I've hated everyone I've ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1220 01:31:20,681 --> 01:31:26,921 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up to myself ♪ 1221 01:31:26,954 --> 01:31:29,090 ♪ Every time I talk ♪ 1222 01:31:29,123 --> 01:31:33,528 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1223 01:31:33,561 --> 01:31:35,663 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1224 01:31:35,696 --> 01:31:40,835 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1225 01:31:41,836 --> 01:31:45,373 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1226 01:31:45,406 --> 01:31:48,543 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1227 01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:53,848 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1228 01:31:53,881 --> 01:31:56,717 ♪ I wanna get next to you ♪ 1229 01:31:56,751 --> 01:32:00,087 ♪ But I never know what to say or do ♪ 1230 01:32:00,121 --> 01:32:03,457 ♪ With my eyes and my hands and my body ♪ 1231 01:32:03,491 --> 01:32:06,127 ♪ I just wanna get next to you ♪ 1232 01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:09,397 ♪ But every time I talk ♪ 1233 01:32:09,430 --> 01:32:13,401 ♪ It's the talking that drives you mad ♪ 1234 01:32:13,434 --> 01:32:15,770 ♪ Every time I stop ♪ 1235 01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:20,842 ♪ It's the silence I can't withstand ♪ 1236 01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:43,564 ♪ My hands have been in a ghost land ♪ 1237 01:32:43,598 --> 01:32:46,834 ♪ I just don't wanna be wrong again ♪ 1238 01:32:46,868 --> 01:32:52,473 ♪ I tend to circle and nose-dive all the time ♪ 1239 01:32:52,506 --> 01:32:59,146 ♪ I've hated everyone I ever thought I'd ever been ♪ 1240 01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:03,150 ♪ One day, I hope to make it up ♪ 1241 01:33:03,184 --> 01:33:06,787 ♪ To myself. ♪ 80717

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