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Somewhere behind the mountains there was a paradise.

Or maybe nothing.

It didn't matter as long, as I was together with Karsten.

We were just driving.

I know, he was 31 years and had never been abroad before.

I know, he came from Copenhagen and had been in prison 11 times.

And that, he was proud of.

I know, that his family was gone, and that he had one friend.

I know, it was an adventure, and I was his little princess.

THE BIGGEST HEROES

Peter, what time is it? I must be back to jail at 2 o'clock.

- Hi. - It's me, Lisbeth.

- Hello ... Do you know what time it is? - A little over 11.

Are you from yesterday? I was a little drunk.

No. ... Yesterday?

- You don't remember me. - Yes, yes, I can well, but ...

- Can't you come back later? - We have an agreement. I've waited.

Then you'd better come inside.

We had a little party, so ... And I must to something important at 2 o'clock.

- What is it? - You look just so different.

- What was it now ...? - Lisbeth.

R�dovre Stationsvej. Club 22.

- Well, Lisbeth Lund! - It's 12 years ago.

- You're damn been ... - High?

- Is there something wrong? - Karsten, it's somewhat private.

Please go for a moment. We're just going in here.

- Will you sit down? - No thanks. I have a daughter at ...

Louise is she named. It's also your daughter. Do you understand?

We have a child together. Us two.

I have a photo of her.

Karsten, is there anything wrong?

Peter, I've bloody hell got a daughter.

Don't believe in that. I know those types.

Then she suddenly come, because she needs money ...

- A hooker ... - You called me a hooker?

Relax now straight, man, damn.

- Calm down. What was it ... - Lisbeth.

- Calm down. Relax. - Sorry, I'm so sensitive.

I haven't been home for several days ...

I'm going now. She stands and waits at �sterport in three quarters.

- Greet her. - Yes, okay. Fine.

- Peter, what time is it? - Yes.

- Quarter past twelve. - I should be in jail at 2 o'clock.

I also need time to shop.

Beware, damn it!

- You may say, you're busy. - You may eat some of these pills.

Relax! How many do you need? Now you get three.

Now you're fucking relaxing!

What the hell must I say?

Ask if she wants an ice cream. You'll probably not say anything about the jail.

It is perhaps violently enough, that her father is a bank robber.

I'll fucking not say that.

- How do I look? - Fine ... Just a little water in your hair.

It's damn crazy. I'm being a dad.

Congratulations.

Okay, Peter. It's her.

- Come, we're go home again. - No, Karsten. Come on.

- Should I go with you? - No, no.

Uh, hello.

Is it you?

- Is it you, who is Louise? - Yes.

Karsten.

Want an ice cream?

A milky boy or something else.

- Do you smoke? - No. - No, you don't.

- Is everything allright? - Yes.

Well, fine. It also does here.

- Hello, my name is Peter. - It's my good, old friend.

- Peter, it's Louise. - Hi.

- Should we run out and get that ice? - We can also just eat it here.

Then there's Copenhagener ice. Is it okay?

He behaves properly, right?

I'll just fo over and pay. Give me 200 kr.

- How do you know each other from? - We have always known each other.

We're from such a children's home. Now that I'm pensioned off -

- I take care of Karsten's apartment. And ...

Karsten!

- Are you retired? - Such pre-retired ... Now he comes.

What do you like best, Tivoli or Bakken?

- Now the clock is nearly two. - Peter, we're going to Tivoli.

I'm fucking standing up.

- Here in the camp ... - A little respect for the driver.

Just stop. I want to walk the last way.

- See you tomorrow then? - It's probably a little difficult.

- Karsten ... - I can speak for myself.

It's because ...

I'm a ship's cook and ...

Then I have to work tomorrow. I'm probably away for a while.

Well, okay. Hi, hi.

Karsten, you have got a postcard from Pernille.

- It's bloody hell handwriting style. - So give it to me.

"We're traveling around in Sweden and earn well and live the life.

Have a nice time. Greet Karsten. I love him."

It's lipstick.

Pernille parsley.

I fucking miss her.

Why are you laughing?

Mom?

Hello?

Hi. Is mom home?

No. Where are you coming from?

I've been over by Mia.

Mia has otherwise called and asked for you.

I don't understand. I have just come frome there.

Are you sure, it was Mia?

Sorry.

Hey. Well ...

- We're coming with a bag. - Where did you find it?

- At a school. - We're going again right away.

It is hers. That's all right.

A small pink eraser.

Sorry, is there something wrong?

She says, she has forgotten it by a girlfriend.

You say at the school. So I don't know, what I must believe.

I love her. That's why.

Louise, it's ...

Peter.

Louise, give them your hand.

So you say thanks. These gentlemen have found your bag.

- Thanks. - Look up, dammit!

I would like to offer a drink. I'll find a few glasses.

- Are you okay, Louise? - Yes, yes.

- Should we take you with us? - No. Have a good trip.

- I come just now, right! - He must just have some clothes on.

- Hello? - It's Louise.

Hi, Louise. Thanks for seeing you. How are you?

- Could I come with you out sailing? - I think damn, is a bit difficult.

- Where's the sailing going? - To Sweden.

- Yes, we're driving up to Gothenburg ... - Can I meet you there?

- Is there something wrong? - No, no. I just want to say hello.

- You may come with us another time. - I just wanted to.

- Has he beaten you? - Yes.

Has he beaten her?

We come at once. I have my pension.

- Where are you? - Ryparken.

- We come and pick you up. - Now they come.

- Where are you going, man? - I'll just have some clothes on.

- Do you think I can get a cup of coffee? - Give him however, just one cup.

- Thanks. - You are completely quiet, right?

Just I get a cup of coffee.

- Louise? - Hi!

- What ... Are we going? - Yes.

- Does it hurt? - Yes, a little.

- One day I'll talk with him Allan. - Where's your mom?

I don't know.

- Should we find her? - No.

Louise ... That trip ... Ship's cook, I think I'll drop it.

So we'll drive up to Pernille and Eva. Is it okay?

- Is that your girlfriends? - Pernille, that's my lady.

- Is it okay? - Yes. I don't want going home.

- Now we're going and ride on a moose. - I've never heard of that.

Here! I've found it. Lake Siljan. The address is listed here.

Yes. S�dervej 24. It's located by a forest.

Well done, Louise. Peter!

- Where did the dog go? - It's fucking drowned.

What the hell are you doing?

Come on. Let's go. Such a dog costs more thousands.

- E4, E6, what are we? - E6. We must drive to north.

Are we driving on the right or left side here? Careful here, damn it!

Hello, Sweden. Now we come and capture you!

Karsten, there it is. Look, a moose! Here we are!

There are over 1000 km up to Pernille and Eva.

- This city is called Nossebro like Balls-bridge. - I don't want, you say such things.

It says so here. So the city is called.

So you may well anyway.

Have a good trip.

- You're German? Helmuth. - Kein problem.

Kann ich vielleicht drei hundert extra haben?

Yes ... Ein augenblick.

Hi. I'm going out on a little trip with my daughter, Louise. New clothes.

We're going on a hunting trip. We would like to capture a moose.

I want to give my daughter a pair of antlers.

I don't understand, what you're saying.

Louise, can't you say, we want such a moose.

Mooses are just everywhere.

You have damn it all in Sweden. Mooses, rivers ... and k�ttbullar.

You have so damn big ears. Fly out and find a moose.

Dumbo.

- What did he say? - It's your ears.

It's delicate goods.

- Did you say something about my ears? - Would you talk about your ears?

I would rather not. I want a hunting pistol.

We're not in the U.S. ... Dumbo.

This is a Smith and Wesson. 575, six inches.

Now you look playful.

Dumbo.

Did you say Dumbo again? I'm soon tired of that shit!

Fuck out of my shop and take your fucking whore with you!

What did he say?

- He said hooker. - Did you say hooker?

Don't just dare to call my daughter for a hooker!

- Sorry. - Well then ... Excuse myself.

We're going now. Here are five hundred. I have no more.

... and we close the evening's program. Good evening.

Good evening. We would like rent a hotel room.

- How was Karsten going? - He wanted some fresh air.

Yes, he want to be alone.

Shh!

- Shh ... Just slept. Sorry. - Are you drunk?

No. ... Have you enjoyed? Where is Peter?

- I think, he's in the bathroom. - Just went back to sleep.

Peter?

Shh!

There are actually some signals, I want to pick up.

Well, now we're sitting here. The two fresh daughter and father.

How are we then?

We're damned good, Louise.

Why don't you just go to bed?

I also do.

I'll end up anyway just below a hole in the ground.

Do you understand, Louise?

It is Lisbeth.

- Are you together with Karsten? - Yes.

- Give me just her. - Talk properly to her.

- I'm glad you called. - May I speak to Mom?

She asks, where you are.

We were to visit someone by Lake Siljan.

Are you coming soon? Uncle Anthony have returned from hell.

I don't know. I hate you.

Shouldn't I just call you? Give me your number.

You must call 52 13 51 6.

Peter, please go out.

Louise ...

Sorry about that yesterday.

It's not a damn thing with you to do. It's something inside myself.

- I'm escaped from a prison. - It can one bloody hell not.

If you're smart, you can.

Are you run away to be together with me?

It may well say.

Louise ... Me and Peter would be damn sad, if you went home.

There I've lived. In Helsinki with my grandmother.

- Wasn't it in Finland? - Hello! Helsinki is in Finland.

We take dammit to Finland one day. So I make a coarsely chopped sausage.

Well, you're a cook.

Really I'm a plumber. Almost.

I would like look really great.

And live in Helsinki and manage a taxi station. Crazy, huh?

I wonder, what Peter could imagine.

Nothing, I guess.

- What are you talking about? - It's Finnish: I'm not going home.

- What is it, man? - Blowhard.

What are you talking about?

- There's damn a Irma supermarket. - Let's go into Irma.

Do you have identification?

- Identification? - Oh, that's ...

- It's best, I follow with. - Okay. Karsten!

Louise, we're just going with here.

- Go ahead. - Thanks.

Hello.

Is there legitimacy to this?

I don't quite understand.

- It's out of the car. - I talk to him, not to you.

What's your name? What's your name?

- Helmuth ... - Last name?

- Kohl ... - Kohl? Helmut Kohl?!

He has Borrowed ... by his cousin. His cousin.

We have to go back to Copenhagen two get it back ...

Police, please.

- Karsten ... - Try to listen.

Can't you just put down the receiver?

I'm fuckin also ... been damned sick.

Hello ...

Give me that card! Good.

Then you relax. Relax.

Relax!

Stanna there!

Come on!

You destroyed his phone, your fool!

- Idiot! - Was it me, you called an idiot?

You, who can't neither spell to cow or sib or Ib!

- You can't count to 4! - Now you stop.

You're so unintelligent! Taking your gun and shoot the whole shit into pieces!

Irma ... It's four letters. 1, 2, 3, and what comes next? Fool!

You may damn learn to relax. Get hold of that card.

Fool!

Sorry, man. What then?

Okay, you may apologize.

- Get it away. - End.

Hey, gay-asses.

To look at you. So you turn around both of you.

So are you gays. When are we by the girls?

Those girls, you must fuck. Girlfriends, one to each of you.

- Karsten, we must have something cold. - They don't want to fuck gays.

I've once given a guy a blowjob inside the mouth for half an hour.

You can't damn sit there and say such things.

- Karsten! - What is it?

Sit still! How the hell can it be done?

- So, so, so ... - So, Louise.

So, Louise, calm down. Nothing happens now.

Fine. It can easily come off.

- Can I help you? - Do you think, he saw us?

- We're about to be there. - He was wearing a uniform.

He drove the other way!

Now we take up to Pernille and Eva and makes us a truly funny evening.

Let's check if the radiator is hot.

Peter, come into the car. Your sissy.

Here we go. We give damn a round for the entire hotel.

Goddamn it, not the entire hotel.

Tomorrow we're going to shoot such a moose.

Karsten, then we are here. Pernille and Eva.

Hello?

- We had to visit two girls. - Here are closed.

The season is over. There are hotels on the main road.

Pernille and Eva. They had to work here.

- Karsten, is he gone? - Yes, I think. Peter ...

Typical. We believe we must close, and then we'll open instead.

- Do you know, where they are gone? - The phone is there.

- We're friends of Pernille and Eva. - Yes, yes ...

It will make my wife happy.

- Is it you, who is Karsten? - Yes.

Will you give this to Nille? Pernille!

She forgot it.

Thanks ... Thanks!

Where are they?

They were going towards north.

They went up to Norrland. I'll write the address for you.

Here are the keys. It is 211 and 221.

Where is it? Hello!

Shouldn't we just go out from here?

Wasn't down there? I think, it was here, we came from.

Peter ...

- It's this way. - It's damn amazing with you.

207 ... 211.

Peter, it's your room.

Karsten, it's very dark.

It would be a good idea, if we slept together. Cozy ...

Louise, you sleep with Peter. He is scared of bogeys.

- Is it okay? - Yes.

I can't figure it out.

The greengrocer changes the price from 9.80 DKK for 1 kg -

- To 21 DKK for 2.5 kg. I'm an old accountant student.

- Divide 21 by 2.5. - 250 millions billions.

- Try straight to concentrate. - What was that?

It's probably just something with the light.

Is it you, who have played with the fuses?

There is completely dead over all. That's maybe power failure.

What the hell is that?

Hello?

- Karsten? - It's just from my room.

It's probably just something old power, that has been turned on. Good night.

Are we going to talk about it? Have you enjoyed yourselves?

I ask so directly, because my little daughter says, she hates me.

Now you think: Now he'll be drunk and crazy. I'll do perhaps.

That is perhaps, what's wrong.

Where the hell did it come from?

My little girl hates me. It makes me damned painful to hear.

Can I get her to knot my tie? Give me a hug?

It's over, you.

Stop it. Relax, man. You're completely insane.

There you can see. Just you use that there.

You can't just remove a child like that.

I thought, you were an honest man.

How would you react in my situation? She's also my daughter.

Now the forest fades throughout the land

and the birds voice is fading out

While the stork fled over beach

- You're bleeding. - I've killed him.

- Do you think, they'll detect it? - Come on.

Peter ...

- He's sinking. - That's right. Let him go.

- That's fine, Louise. - I want to sleep.

Good night.

Try to see. They live right here.

- It's a long way, eh? - Good morning.

Will you hear something I have written yesterday?

- Hey, will you hear it? - Yes, of course.

Yes ...

When I think of the biggest heroes my heart starts to melt

They help young girls in distress where hunger is the most horrifying death

Such a hero, I know He is thin as a reed, but tough

He is the biggest superstar

I call him ... father

Sorry, do you know where the station is?

- It's right down there to the right. - Right down here?

And then to the right.

Thank you.

Okay, Louise. What has happened, is ...

I've killed your stepfather.

There comes a train from here to Stockholm and then to Copenhagen.

- You'll have to go home. - Just wait a moment.

Louise!

It's Allan's.

Will you feel them?

Take ...

Take a single. It can't harm.

Just give me a few.

Three. It's abundant.

I think, I take some myself.

Peter ...

Just give me a few more.

It's ... It's the last.

Now it may be the end of that.

Well, how is it going?

Fine.

Also here.

We have done it well together.

I wonder, whether we'll see much to each other in the future.

I've become a father.

- She's beautiful. - Yes, she's beautiful.

We two have had a good and long friendship, Karsten. Thank you.

You're welcome, Peter.

Try to look.

- It runs by itself. - Yes ...

Fly up to Pernille and Eva.

Now we damn have some air.

- This is beautiful. - Yes.

Karsten ... Now you damn must be a little active.

Stop fucking that, man.

Was it 518? Such things may not happen.

- Understand? - Yes.

Open.

Good afternoon.

May we see your identification?

- Louise, what the hell is he saying? - They want to see your papers.

Jeres pas. Die Passe. Your passports, please.

You're booked in as a Pusle Helmuth, Schmidt and Ingemar Stenmark.

May we see your passports?

Do you know ... Do you have a passport?

Peter ...

- Peter, do you have a passport? - Karsten, we must be more careful.

He can just see my passport.

- Peter, just relax. - We are still waiting for the passports.

We don't have our passports. You can get this money.

Get the three out from here. Get help if it's necessary.

What the hell are you doing, Peter?

It's the light. The rays from the light.

Please go out for a moment. You too.

Karsten, we need to to smash the power supply.

- I got a warning. - From whom?

- From one who called. - Who?

Allan.

- Allan is dead. - Why do you turn on?

- Turn off, Karsten! - Stop now! Relax!

They're after us, Karsten!

You don't fucking have to destroy all things the whole entire time.

Peter!

I'll call the police!

- He's sick. Call a doctor. - Give me the police.

We'll die by this. It's the signals of the light.

There's nothing to do.

There's nothing to do, Karsten.

- Does he come? - He stays here. We're going now.

Now we must take it easy. Get the things under control.

So we're going up to Pernille and Eva. You must look forward to meet them.

- When are we there? - To night, I think.

Listen, Louise. Now I'll not hear more about Peter and your stepfather.

Allan is gone now. Completely gone.

They'll damn never find him up here.

There's damn nothing but forest up here.

What the hell are you doing here? Where's Peter?

- Well, so what? - Who are you?

It's Louise, my niece.

That you damn never thought, right?

Can one come inside?

You can just put your stuff in there. I'll get some quilts.

Okay?

You just need a little on the eyelashes.

- Must I teach you how to put on makeup? - It's a cute niece, you have.

It's just a little weird, when you have no siblings.

Yes, it's a little strange.

Pernille ...

It's fucking my daughter.

I've killed her stepfather.

Holy shit, a story. What the hell are you thinking at?

It's just so creepy.

The State Department comes with a statement next week. And the weather ...

- They didn't say something, right? - Not a damn thing.

- I've missed you. - Same to you, darling.

- I fucking love you. - You must stay here, right?

Like this. You know what? ...

Shall we hear that radio or what?

- From neutral into drive ... - Are you coming? - No, it's no good idea.

Well, of course.

No, we're very happy for this.

Can we hire the house for a little more time? 14 days more maybe.

Fourteen ...

Yes ... Well ...

Perhaps I can call a little later.

- Hello? - No, but ...

I'll call you later.

Now I'll fucking give a speech.

Peter, somewhere out in the darkness.

Cheers to you. Old boy ...

So to Pernille, my wife, as I always say.

I hope, one day we can move together and be more than two.

- I want a little brother. - A few words for you, Louise. Uh ...

It was fucking you, who got the old cowboy out of me.

I must admit, that in the beginning ...

Maybe it was in the roller coaster -

- that I felt, I had given something of myself.

Yes, and ...

Yes ...

And thank you for that ...

- And that and that and that. - And now I'm fucking going home.

- It's damn my scarf. - That I had completely forgotten.

- He could smell, it was yours. - Now you'll stop.

Get the makeup off. You look like an Indian chief.

Good morning.

I need coffee.

It's Peter.

Peter, what the hell ...

Hi, Karsten.

- How are you? - Fine.

You look damn great.

Peter ...

- Sorry, we just ran away ... - Karsten, it's fine.

There was a doctor, who took care of me. He gave me permission to go.

- I've just lost my watch. - Louise has it.

Eva has asked for you.

Is something wrong?

- It's from today. - What does it say?

It was the light. They could see him clearly.

Now you can't hide it anymore.

- Does Peter use milk in the coffee? - Go in and pack your stuff.

- Come on, dammit! - What's wrong? What happens?

I didn't kill that idiot. He did it by himself!

Have they founded him?

I'm just going on the toilet.

- Mom, it's me. - Louise, where are you?

You'll have to come home. I've missed you.

- Do you know, what happened? - Yes, I have the police running here.

- I'll have to go now. - Are you not coming home?

Louise, nothing happens.

They can't land here.

Drive into the wood.

Peter!

Louise, come and see!

Holy shit!

Come over to daddy-o, your old shithole.

Are you crazy!

Look over there between the trees. Can you see it?

- Yes. - A considerable moose.

Holy shit, it's nice.

- It's looking at you. - Does it?

Hello, your old moose.

- Do you have it all? - Yes, I think so.

Your flight goes about 10 minutes. So you must change in Stockholm -

- and forward to Helsinki at 13.45. There's money in the ticket.

Greet your family in Helsinki. It must be good.

You'd better ... go on, Louise.

Louise ...

Is something wrong, sweetheart? What's wrong, honey?

Thank you for the help, Karsten.

Sorry ...

We want to be arrested. I've killed a man.

He's a killer.

- Couldn't you call the police? - I work actually.

Okay?

Hi, hello? Now we go home. I don't like it more.

I would just like to ...

It's fucking locked. Don't do that. So.

Karsten ... Can't you get this down here?

Get it now away, Peter. It's very cold. Peter!

Peter! Stop!

Stop!

Peter!

Karsten ...

Karsten ...

Are you dead?

I'm not too, but we'd better be quiet.

They can't fucking hit.

It's hard to be father, right, Karsten?

Yes.