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Bran

I'm gonna put this into Kentucky.

Look at it now.

An old fader busy really help us.

I mean, the squirrels eating all our crops this way.

Well, he better take in the same money from a lone lorn woman

and he takes the rest of you.

That he succeeds in Mrs. Chimes.

Well, it's been my experience it usually does.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Most times I sell my regis means.

Well, what in the blue blazes is that kettle off?

Well, that's a Papa Gano spirit song.

Heathen spirits in the presence of our children.

You know what must be done.

He visited every house.

Take positions and I will start the sacred hymn.

Brother Bingham says he wishes him with that imaginary bear here.

Bing, Mr. Dobb is that bear that got rode up in the good book

for eating the boys that bothered the prophet of Lacham.

Oh.

This dog doesn't take too kindly being referred to as an imaginary bear.

I think we do better in the eyes of the Lord to suffer in humility

than to accept the aid of a heathen.

You would if you'd see my sergeant patch.

Well, it do seem though when the almighty sends a plague

you ought to rain somehow to get a shot of it.

You hind boys ain't got a piece of property

worth the almighty to play.

No, ma'am, but you never know where lightning will strike.

Oh!

Fight!

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

The one of the Browns for a friend.

You have to turn home in the archery.

You must find your home.

Do you know what he is up to then?

I think I do.

We visit every house.

Bangs the pub at fans.

Bangs in the darkness.

It's coming to your home.

You must flee.

You must flee.

The Orange one.

Listen you old fraud.

If you think I'm going to pay out good money for a show like that, you...

Sir, by tomorrow morning there won't be a squirrel left in the whole neighborhood.

I promise.

Well, how can you be sure?

Oh, it's this plain everyday witchcraft.

It's all calling on the Witch of Ender. Couldn't be more sacrilegious.

The only way he could get in touch with the good Samuwell.

If I recall my scripture.

Oh!

Bless me!

Daniel's boom was a man.

Yes, a big man.

With a knife like vinegar and a stall as a month was he.

Daniel's boom was a man.

Yes, a big man.

He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty old tree.

From the coon skin cap on the top of old band to the heel of his raw high chit.

The ripenest roar and the spindest man.

The rat he ever knew.

So Daniel's boom was a man.

Yes, a big man.

And he fought for America to make all America's free.

What a boom was a man.

What a boom was a man.

What a boom was a man.

What a boom was a man.

Oh, people of the brown screw clams.

Go in peace, very well.

Go in peace, so.

You rid of your plague, Mr. Cow?

Well, I sure pray that it is.

You've seen the result of the Mars orchard.

Well, I wash my hands of it.

I'll be right with you, love.

Here you are.

What's that, Mr. Dob?

Yeah, yeah, my sentiments exactly.

What's Mr. Dob's opinion?

Well, Mr. Dob says that if the Lord made us all in his own image that some of us has slipped a little bit.

We're going to your house now.

There wasn't no sound she lived in the sky.

There wasn't no sound she lived in the sky.

Three little pinkies had she.

She went around going on, going on, going on.

And the little ones went, we, we, oh!

Three little pigs, three little pigs, three little pigs had we.

They all went down to the grocery shop for the season.

Dan?

Dan, are you going to tell him?

Yes, he doesn't talk any other about it.

Well, it's for his own sake.

Pretty, huh?

Well, I'd say it's a we might more on the philosophical side.

About to do your orchard, Pop.

Want to come and watch?

Oh, thank you.

I don't want you boys run along.

I'd like to have a talk with Prater.

It's all right to go along, because he's a secret to the jerky.

Oh, Mr. Dob will be glad to go along with him.

Would you, Mr. Dob?

Yes.

Come on.

Well...

Well...

I suppose now that you're going to tell me that you've never seen anything like this before.

Well, Prater, I remember when I was living with the Indians.

After the squalls used to keep the deer out of their corn fields.

Without any fences.

Mm.

Yeah!

One of nature's lovely mysteries.

Conversations smelled instead of herd.

Nobody's found out quite how it works yet, but every living creature, they've got the hang of it.

Animals and birds and fish.

Thus, too, it would be, my guess, except when we took up words, I think that we messed ourselves up there.

But wild things!

They make welcome to their friends and they warn away their enemies.

I'm cat must to scare away ground squirts.

Them little varmints gets one whiff of it, and they say to themselves, if that devil is a scratching at R&S, we better set sail for New America.

Well, I just hope they don't push you on board their boat.

Bye, Mrs. Grace.

Mrs. Grace.

Not the only one you've offended with your fall roll.

If you just do away with the pretty part and mark the burrows with a pair of overalls, I can unoffend them like scat.

Civilization comes creeping in and tolerance just doesn't keep a pace with it.

Dannity, you know what? Just come across my mind.

Committee of correspondence.

Committee of correspondence days.

You've full-minton revolution up and down the land.

The king's been hallowed after you, and you enjoy in yourself.

Now, who would ever thought that you'd turn out to be the cautious one?

At the same time, I hold your opinion high, and there's just one thing I'd like to have you straighten out for me.

Them Indian women keeping their corn free of the deer.

Now, just how'd they go about that?

Well, they...

Prater Breezy, you're plum-sneaky.

Now, who am I to say whether it was the red paint or the dancing that did it?

To say nothing and missing all the enjoyment.

Ah, not to mention the boys' learned respect for other people's ways.

They didn't have a little of it rubbed off on their elders.

Now, there speaks to the rum of scallions, and I know and take pride in.

I'll be with you in a minute, ladies. Just come on in. Look around.

You might find something you want.

We are calling on you as the magistrate.

No, say.

You mind just step away from the judges bench?

No.

You're not going to be a judge.

You're not going to be a judge.

You're not going to be a judge.

You're not going to be a judge.

You're not going to be a judge.

You're not going to be a judge.

You mind just step away from the judges bench.

More sure grandchildren are going to have to wait.

Now, Mrs. Grays?

What?

Miss Creatt?

Are you charging?

Prater Beasley.

Prater Beasley?

Prater Beasley.

The same Prater Beasley that just rid your homestead of a plague of squirrels.

You didn't see how he did it.

We did. First time, Lease Waze.

It was pure blasphemy, and it involved innocent children.

You know, that's what Binghame means to say.

Now, you mind just just tend to your swelling.

Now, Mrs. Grays, I am a little weak on law, but a bull ox on equity.

Now, that's a platform I run and was elected on.

Now, when a man is done, you good, and you want him locked up because you don't like the

dudsy done it in, or who he chose to help him out, I just can't go along with you women.

You mean you don't want to?

Want to.

I've been magistrate for three weeks, and all I've had out of it is to make Mrs. Jones a widow.

Is her poor husband dead at last?

He has been gone the past seven years and not a peep out of him.

Oh, can't say a blame on that woman's a terror.

Mr. Hines for shame. What happens to the farm?

It's hers.

Mrs. Jones?

Widow Jones, poor deer.

In 30 days, she puts a stone up in the churchyard, and everything he had is hers.

Come on, ass. Can we finish yet?

Now you are, come on.

Well, that'll clear some of the air around here.

Is she ordered the black for her morning?

Nope.

And there's one widow I don't expect to sell her none.

She's probably so overcome with grief she's forgotten the proprietors, poor thing.

We'll go and call on her.

You drunk up half my room.

What's that gelling rum to a man on the point of becoming rich?

Shh.

Hmm?

Remember when I said the other day, lightning is striking, we'd have fields and places like everybody else?

What's happened?

The widow Jones is a rich widow.

She's going to need a man to protect her.

You going to marry her?

Ha ha ha ha.

Yes, when the good lord handed out the brains in our family, he sure did pass you by.

When he fooled, consider a born husband.

You listen here, mom always said, look, I'll be right beside you to advise you and help you.

And we'll share just like we always had.

Huh?

Come on.

We got the inside track, you know, when it went squeezing in a head, I was like, what's that?

Oh, come on!

Come on, come on!

What do I do?

You wrap up the door.

She opens the door and says, come in.

Yeah, what does she go?

You go in anyway, come on.

Here, give or tease.

Women like them when they're getting corded.

Look, as soon as you're inside, you shut the door.

Then you put your arms around her like this and tell her that you've come to woo.

Or Sunday coach kind of died.

That's the way it's supposed to be when you're dressed up, not gone.

Why are you going to be?

I'll be right here till you get inside.

And I think I'll take a walk down to the barn and look over our new livestock.

Oh, go on.

Hey, come on.

Megan, I'm right here.

Don't be scared.

Nars, open!

You can't come to me!

And stay out!

You want more Sunday coop?

You didn't do what I told you.

I did too, too.

She just don't cut into being rude, not by me.

Now what are we going to do?

You don't remember anything, do you?

Some things I do, baby?

You remember Prater Beasley, witching them ground squirrels?

You think he could witch her?

Witchery is witchery.

That's what Mom always said.

And that's what you and me is going to do.

Come on.

You're the plow, rock the plow, plow, plow, plow, plow.

Ah!

Get your mother's, keep you home, boys.

I guess not.

Be careful there, don't step on Mr. Dobb.

Where is he?

He's around the whiskey still.

That's what keeps us so shiny.

Mr. Dobb, why don't you just come, come on.

Come along and give me that's right.

Come up here and get next to the fire and get warm.

Well, welcome, boys.

Nice to have you, my bold.

What are you cooking?

Have a taste.

That's Roshafee, according to the recipe of Breon Savaree, in case you know who he is.

I don't.

The Shakespeare of the Cooking Putt, they call him, and they call him right.

And maybe his acquaintance when he came here all the way from France to France.

American Wild Turkey.

You know everybody, don't you?

Well, between Mr. Dobb and me, it's more or less.

George Washington, just a nod and asked his help.

Patrick Henry, what?

They're the best of acquaintance.

Second best, maybe third.

Hey, what's that?

It's an Indian nose flute.

Would you like to play it?

Wow.

Because, don't step on Mr. Dobb.

Try it.

No, no, no, that's not the way.

It's...

It's an acquired taste unless you're Indian-born, which you were not.

Here's something a little more fitting for your education.

Tell the one about our poly.

What's up, Mr. Dobb?

Mr. Dobb says, if I continue to scandalize you young and with unexpected things, I'm going to

be able to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get

you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you to get you

to get you to get you to get you to get you behaviour wasignable- prognibility on him

nothing

why not have so many flowers?

Because they would be screaming in the light of this man.

So through my community.

and years ago and there's nothing in this world I do not know.

I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin' ring around the roses and Mr. Dob will eat the man who

says it isn't so.

I taught Solomon to say his ABC, showed Daniel Boone the road to Kain Ducky and while floating

down the bay with George Washington one day I happened all but was a lot to say.

The good queen best she fell in love with me.

She wanted to with me secretly but being a king was never, never the spares desire so

I jolly'd her along a little while.

I was born about ten thousand years ago and there's not a thing in history I don't know.

I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin' ring around the roses.

Alright, are we join ya?

The more the merrier.

The older stuff magic.

Well, there's a lot of magic in everything even bein' alive.

What'd I tell ya?

What's up Mike do for ya?

Well now maybe you can and maybe you can.

It's private.

We're pretty busy to help our elders.

Well uh, the fact is Brother S is gettin' himself married.

To the Witty Jones.

No, she's not officially a widow yet is she?

Close enough for gettin' moved.

Well, if she says so I guess it's alright.

Well there I see now.

There you put your finger on the rug.

Oh you mean she says no?

She don't quite know our intentions yet in full.

She throw'd me out when I smooch'd her.

There ain't nothin' funny in that she played hard with her Sunday coat.

That's why we need the hex.

What?

To win her farm and affections.

Oh you mean a love filter.

And that's it potion.

I'm afraid that's a little out of my line.

With all this stuff and the way you magic them ground squirrels.

Now listen here Prater Beasley.

I've heard you say with these two ears how Patrick Henry come to you when he was courtin'

his Sarah.

Now is that the truth or will you just lie?

Well if it wasn't for Prater Beasley, Patrick Henry'd be a Lord Bachelor today.

Well then?

Well this is not exactly Patrick Henry now.

Oh you mean cause you think we're poor?

Show him baby.

Yeah.

Does this look like cap in hand?

Are we comin' us beggars?

Well I must warn you sometimes this stuff kicks back.

Kick back, how?

Oh he's just tryin' to scare us off.

You can't scare us Prater Beasley.

That's Heinz, it's her like iron.

And you just get in there and mix up that potion.

Very well.

Mr. Bennett.

Look at all that stuff.

How do I make it work?

Well.

There's three drops in her tea and then you sit with her after she drinks it.

Twenty-nine straight evenings that is until Mr. Jones's tombstone is ready to be put up

in the church yard.

What does she don't let me?

She'll have drunk that potion wouldn't she?

She can't help herself.

Is that gonna be like Patrick Henry's?

You're a different man.

But you guarantee it'll work huh?

Well that's up to you.

Slip up one evening and...

You'd have better never started it.

Now we'll do our part alright.

You just take care of her and we'll have no troubles.

Be very careful with it.

Take it.

Here you are.

It's on the house.

Oh hey that's real neighborly.

Neighborly?

It wasn't for me, it never would be rich.

Don't you remember if the witch ain't paid the potion ain't any good?

We learned that from our mama.

Here you are.

Come on.

Now you dare put no hacks on us.

Do you think that'll really work?

Well I'll tell you Israel.

If the witter Jones allows us Heinz to sit with her for 29 straight evenings in a row,

I'll be a little scared of my own medicine.

That I said queen best goodbye no matter how you person cry.

I'm on my way to Kentucky.

I was born a hundred thousand years ago.

And there's nothing in this world I do not know.

I saw Peter Paul in Moses playin ring around the roses

and I'll shoot them and this is it isn't so.

Put that in your pocket you want her to see it.

How do I get it into her teapot?

When she ain't lookin' what do I say to her this time?

We'll spy on her again.

Glory be she ain't home.

How do I woo her?

You sneak in and sneak the potion into her teapot.

Well what if she comes back?

I'll give you a signal and you flip out the window before she comes in the door.

Now go on I'm watchin' out for you.

That's off my boots woman.

Give me a mug of cider from the cake.

Yes she comin'.

Hurry up with that potion.

What?

Oh my good lord.

I forgot to flip out the window.

I ain't even seen one of you.

Just an unique time.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it.

She's drinking that.

I'm doing too late potion in the key pot.

Oh, the banner!

Now you don't have to mess with no flowers.

Go on!

Go on.

You!

No!

Come on in.

You look like a husky young feller.

I'll scare a shade better.

I don't know why they couldn't pull his weight in the traces.

I don't mind what people say about you.

The farm gets me's gonna get a pearl.

I don't mind neither.

What's happened is the wall of my wells caved in.

Well, I caught on our Sunday coat.

And if it ain't dug out tonight, my critters will go dry in the morning, leaving me a poor woman.

That's terrible awful.

The tools are leaning right outside. You can leave your Sunday coat in here to your death.

No, I have to come back for it.

Wait a minute. How much do you think you're gonna get out of me?

That is for a sorrowful, near-breathed woman.

Oh, dang, money I want out of it.

What blazes do you want?

Well, I want to sit here and drink tea with you for the next 29th, straight nights.

Oh, yes. That's the cheapest well I ever got dug out.

You can sit here and drink tea with your founder.

Hey!

Hey!

Greater Beasley, you aren't devil.

Wedding bells, bring out.

What was that?

I just said...

You dogged if I can figure you out.

You want another splash?

Oh, I guess. Thanks.

I intend to talk to Cincinnati.

What Cincinnati's got to do with it?

So, a tea like this, it tastes like I've never seen China.

Mine tastes like it's seen China. We're drinking out the same pot.

It's worse than I thought.

No, I was just deep in thought and a tea run down my Sunday throat.

You was deep in what?

Thought, ma'am.

As sure as I sit in there, I thought the wood pile is running off alone.

You getting ready to cook a big meal with no more wood and a jackrabbit.

Hey, watch where you're throwing our wood, will ya?

Brother Bingham, I'm worried.

Now, what do you find a word here?

Well, look, the sweat on my brow. Now, it doesn't work up a blister.

Well, when the wood asks, you got to do for the time being anyway.

That's it. She didn't ask. I just opened my mouth and offered it.

You know, Brother Bingham?

I think that potion's working on me at the same time.

Oh, that's a plain impossible.

You would drink now the same tea pot, ain't we?

Did the witch lay a hat on you?

I don't want that I know anyhow.

The witch don't lay a hat on you. The potion can't harm you.

Now, you ought to know that, but now?

I'm still sweating like a horse.

Woeing fever, we call it.

Never last past Wet n Bells.

Tonight's the night, you pop her to the question, and tomorrow morning,

all you want to do is just sit around and rock and get weighted on.

relaxed cone.

Blow the

dow willing

to see my gatewayolin.

Oh no!

Black Gum, oh, oh, oh...

I'll never forget.

Now they'll stop being what they are and become medicine.

You know, I thought about becoming a doctor.

Most of that I had to go to Yale College.

Yale College?

That's a good place, but they go a little bit.

I'm not a doctor.

I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor.

I'm a doctor.

That's a good place, but they go a little bit too much for the book.

That's how you're supposed to learn.

Well, Mr. Dobbs says that you learn by living.

And the more you live, the more you learn.

But the way you really learn is by looking and questioning

and doubting everything that man has said is the gospel truth.

No matter who he is, that's Mr. Dobbs.

I'd expect you to.

You hear that? He admits his expectness.

About a month ago I gave you a love filter.

Just a month and you know it.

Give it, while you all scour your soul to us.

And don't try and lie out of it in front of this child.

You said Patrick Henry come to you when he's caught in his sarah.

Well, you don't even know the man.

Dr. Henry's as close as acquaintance.

Now how do you know that?

Because Prater Beasley said...

No matter who they are, as Mr. Dobbs says.

Because Prater Beasley knows his favorite song.

For tonight will Mary Mary be.

For tonight will Mary Mary be.

For tonight will Mary Mary be.

Tomorrow will be sober.

Do you hear that?

But Daniel Boone lets his own flesh and blood be taught.

You're heading for bad trouble, boy,

associating with this here, witch.

And at witch gonna be in bad trouble, we don't get our money back.

We turned the filter and the money is yours.

You know we can't do that.

We can't do that. I put it in the widow's tea.

All of it?

And three drops every night, then I sat with her.

Except one time I put too much in by mistake.

I sat with her for 29 straight nights.

Your power is greater than you thought.

Yes.

If you succeeded in doing that,

well you ought to ask for her hand.

She ain't got no hands. She ain't a widow anymore.

What did you got what you paid for?

Not s. That's what we've been trying to tell you.

I mean, last night I put on her Sunday coat

and I washed from head to toe to pop the question.

And I went up and I knocked on her door.

My mouth all smooched up for a kiss.

And who should open the door but Jones?

Mr. Jones? He couldn't.

His head son's going off in the church yard tomorrow.

Says he was prisoner to the Indian for the past seven years.

Of course, you don't believe a word of it.

Neither do we. That woman's got a tongue like a razor.

A nomad could stand up to that for a full life.

Ain't that nonsense?

Welcome touule alone.

There's nae Dar mintire that goes south

to the town ofrov hundred years.

No way!

Is it a joke?

It's beholden tocar ebdDavid.

I believe it's a joke after my guy.

I agree, back to life.

What's that, Mr. Dobb?

Oh, Mr. Dobb.

He likens me to the prophet Elijah,

restoring the widow's son to life.

Jones wasn't dead.

Well, even if he was, he was our money.

Well, why don't you collect from him?

Well, from Jones?

Now, you said he raped the benefits.

Well, yeah, come to think of it.

He went out.

Ain't it enough?

He hacked us, doing him twist your mind as well.

Now, look here.

I was a share in that fortune, and I'm holding you

responsive.

And Boosboro's got to magistrate these days.

And what good's that going to do us?

Old Cincinnati's wouldn't even hail him up for Mrs. Grace.

Ending a plague of grounds, world, is not against the law.

You have a cheat in his.

Against the law and equity as well.

You hear that?

He admits it.

We got him.

What made him agree with us?

He's got some good, good, lovey sleep.

Now, he ain't.

He hacked us after we paid him.

Now, that's against the witch's book.

That puts him in our power.

We're going to hail you in a court.

Now, you rude today.

You've started the Heinz's.

Boosboro!

You're going to go.

You're going to go.

You gave them the idea.

Well, that's why we fought the revolution.

What, so those dittlers can make you look like they're criminal?

No, so every man can have his day in court

and disputes between Americans.

Be settled according to the evidence.

Mrs. Grace, you're going to kick up her heels

into the jig when she hears about this.

Don't think they can win, do you?

Well, as we're going to tell you,

Mr. Dobber, remember Socrates, sentenced to the hemlock.

And so long the law giver being kicked out of Athens

into exile to say nothing at some Latter-day events,

which was an embarrassed me to mention.

Now, Mr. Dobber's believes that Boosboro's first trial

will be a great experiment in law and equity at the inside.

Crime and Italy.

There wasn't no silence.

Dipped in the sky and three little figures had she.

She waddled around going, going, going, going.

And it all being music in a time like this.

Don't bite him, Mr. Dobber.

Not on the first day of court.

Don't worry, Mr. Himes.

Justice will triumph.

I wish I could be sure that Mrs. Grace.

He'll get his comeuppance.

Come on, Dad!

I'll move it.

I'll move it.

Up to the desk.

Out.

Hang in.

Yes, sir.

All right, this court is now open for business.

Now, as you know, doubt, remember from my campaign,

I am a little weak on law.

But you're a bull ox on equity.

Yay!

Excuse me, Simpson.

I mean your honor.

However, I have been studying up on the law as such,

and I have made a few important points.

The first point being that you have your choice.

Now, you can be tried by me or by jury of 12 Goodman and Truth.

More great, he'll be one.

Dan, I'll, uh, you're a legislator.

What?

The, uh, defense has a right to choose.

Yes.

The defense has a right to choose,

and that's as it ought to be.

Your honor, I trust your equity and your fairness,

so I'll be tried by you.

Thank you, and I will do my level best to be fair for all

concerned.

Now, point number two.

You all have the right to be spoke for by real lawyers.

Even though there ain't a real lawyer this side of Lexington.

Well, we don't need no lawyer to tell us.

Help!

Your honor, I'll plead my own case.

Well, we can get right down to the knob.

Mr. Clark?

Promise.

Thank you.

Now, this is the case of Prater Bisley.

He's being sued for cheating and otherwise

for an egg alone.

S. Heinz must be what this means to say.

That's Bingin Heinz at Al.

That's what it says here, but it don't fit the case.

Well, it'll come out in the testimony.

Oh, I nearly hope it's fit for ladies' ears.

All right, Prater Bisley, I want to speak up for your side.

I yield to my accuser, Your Honor.

Ain't nothing else you can do down

being stomped by his familiars out of their own book.

All right, speak up ass and Bingin, I suppose.

Why are you suing him?

We fraudited us.

Well, in what way?

Well, you know, in what way, you've heard all the talk around.

I want to hear you talk.

In mixed company, the law says open trial.

The law says open trial.

Well, I say the law ain't very delicate.

Speak up ass.

Well, if I got to it, I guess I got to.

Well, me and Bingin, we was thinking about the little widow

Jones.

Well, she was going to be a widow anyway.

We got to thinking that she needed a man to protect her.

To protect me?

Why am I up the floor with man?

Ask Jones.

There.

All right.

Go on, ass.

Well, we figured since everybody else around here

has already got a farm, we thought it might as well be us.

The tour of you?

Well, that wouldn't be respectable.

And then, Brader, he sold us the filter.

The what?

I could give Patrick Henry to get his Sarah

to fall in love with him.

Is that what he told you?

Well, yes and no.

Well, he didn't say it exactly.

And you let him believe it.

Ours was three drops in her T. And then poor Es here

had to set with her after she drunk it.

Night after night.

It had my work cut off when we just

get her to let me stay.

Even though I did dig out her well.

You was a nuisance.

Well, he got the potion down, you didn't he?

And then she wouldn't marry me.

Jones come home.

He's sitting right there alongside of it.

Well, that's why we want our money back.

Along with what I lost by her not going through at the wedding.

You lost?

He was the share in the fortune.

Oh, he was, was he?

I put up the witch money.

No!

All right.

Let's have a quiet in here.

Rita Beasley, say your say.

Well, your honor, I think it's already been a sad.

You have no argument?

Well, I'd like to move for acquittal on the evidence.

Well, from the point of view of evidence,

I'm tempted to agree.

Oh, injustice!

Mrs. Grace, sit down.

Now, evidence is one thing.

But from the point of view of equity and justice,

Rita Beasley, I am ashamed of you.

You're the smartest man around here by a running mile.

You read books and you think philosophy,

and the young ones don't own spite of it.

But you ain't got no more responsibility than a polecat.

You play a thumple rig on the superstition

of these diddlers for your private amusement.

Now, just a minute about that.

Judge, I take my hat off to you.

I am going upstairs and razzle with this decision

till equity throws me.

This court is adjourned till I get back.

What's he got the razzle on?

We're getting the straight facts.

I thought we had to case one when he admitted we had equity.

Equity?

Equity.

That's just talk.

That whole crowd sent the hoot.

He had a miracle, oh, man.

If we had enough money left, we'd get Prater Measy

to work up one for us.

Just let me think, will you?

How long can it take that man to arrive at a simple fact?

Well, he and I find it that simple.

Mrs. Boone?

Mrs. Boone, you are a woman.

We all should take a warning.

Seven great towns in Greece till said, claimed Homer's birth

when he was dead, through which alive he begged his bread.

Oh.

We could just walk out and leave him high and dry.

Now, what good would that do us?

Huh?

Gentlemen?

Do you know where I can find Dan Boone?

Oh, he lives out there someplace.

Oh, and he isn't at home.

I thought he might have come down to the fort.

Well, I can knock on doors.

Somebody may know.

Here.

We ain't buying nothing.

Oh, they're free.

I'm running for Congress.

As long as they don't cost.

Patrick Henry.

Hey, you really him?

Yes, I really am.

You can tell him, after all.

We got our miracle, you old.

How do you suppose a man of Patrick Henry's promise is going to feel

when he finds out an old wound he claims he couldn't make hay

with his own sweetheart without a witchery?

Patrick Henry's going to be mad as hot.

You're going to be mad as hot.

I am done, Ress one, with my decision.

And I half wish I'd lost.

Justice does try him.

I will be done.

He's hot.

Just like sacrifice.

You great apples.

Well, not quite, son.

Watch your shoulders.

Sit down next to him.

Well, your hinders are not yet in court, your honor.

Thank you, Mr. Cluck.

Court's in session.

Now, let's have some order here.

Hold on.

What?

Hold back your decision.

We got ourselves a new witness.

His words better than his bond.

That this here pole cap fraud it and did it just like he done us.

Sit down.

Done for him, Finney, ain't ya?

And you're in, coz, who's coming?

And you're in, coz, can't stop it anymore.

Sit down and be de-corp.

Your honor, if I may, before the court proceed.

Dan!

Hi!

Patrick Henry!

Oh!

Who's he?

Patrick Henry.

What are you doing here?

I'm running for Congress.

I hope I can get on your support.

You don't need to ask.

I can even make a speech for you.

Well, a panel boon or ainting for you.

I guess you'd have no use for me and Mr. Dob.

Frader Feasley, why you ho-ho-capped.

Is Mr. Dob with you?

Just one answer and you're just stepped on him.

Oh, Mr. Dob, I am so sorry.

He doesn't know his own strength anymore.

Israel?

Israel?

I used to know you.

I know.

I was a lot smaller than...

Thank you.

I'll remember that next time.

This court is in session.

I do apologize, Your Honor.

If not expected meeting with dear friends.

Say, you are the old loony that's on trial here.

I am that self-same old loony.

Your Honor, Prader Feasley has not engaged me as his counsel.

No would I expect him to, but as a friend of court.

Now hold on.

What kind of friend is that?

Ami Kuskuri.

Your Honor, may I speak?

Go ahead.

I'm as curious as anybody else.

Your Honor, if not for Prader Beasley here,

I'd be a lawn bachelor today.

That means he didn't do them.

Well, whatever Prader says is apt to be the truth,

no matter how outrageous.

I will not believe it.

Oh, Madam, picture me, a young fellow,

head over heels in love and tongue tied as a bashful coot.

I'm sure you must remember from your own courtship.

Prader Peasley gave me a filter distilled by his genius

and I quaffed a glass about soto.

Your Honor, it's just for her to drink.

Well, he charged you the recipe different according to the man.

Don't interrupt the congressman.

You testify at work?

It hit me like Joe Slunderbolt.

I took another small shot just for luck

and staggered down to Sarah's house.

I asked and she said yes.

By the way, you still have that still?

Yes, and some of the finest branched water

that ever trickled down a man's throat.

Well, then, Your Honor,

case dismissed, court adjourned.

This tavern is open for business.

Good, Ducky wins over great Athens!

Hey!

Okay, I'll see you later.

Okay.

Is that Mr. Dob?

Mr. Dob suggests that a drop of the hymnlock can be salutatory

to the continued morals of the body politic.

He hopes you're right about Kentucky, but he's not sure.

Well, how about some of that branched water?

If you'd like me to draft that speech for you...

Wouldn't sound like Paul.

It'll do it your own way then.

Becky, my dear, this old lady.

Oh, and the next time you come, you bring Sarah.

Are you here?

Well, you come up and visit us in Philadelphia.

The Capitol?

You can watch our nation taking forms.

Beautiful to see.

Well, we'll see what we can do.

Well, he acts like he smelled a bear.

Oh, Tother Day,

the Yankee folks were mad about the taxes.

And so we went like engines dressed to split the chest with axes.

Sir, for snake bite and voters who need mellowing,

compliments of Mr. Dob.

I thank you on both counts.

And you thank Mr. Dob for me, too.

This is gonna come in mighty handy on some of these cold nights

when I'm out there campaigning for Congress.

Well, now I better get at that, too.

I could look like it.

The hands to shake over here at item after dark aid.

Hey, Israel,

hope you'll let your folks leave you behind

when they come up in Philadelphia.

Don't worry, I won't.

Bye.

All right?

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