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Yes.
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Oh, hey!
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He's calling me in.
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Yeah, I'm
calling you in.
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Oh come smear on me.
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Damn, you
are gaping, come here,
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- you piece of hairpie.
- Oh.
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You like smelling all my holes?
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Yeah, you're
flourishing down there.
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It's like a bunch
of chopped ham.
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Oh yeah?
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My dick's harder than
Chinese arithmetic.
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Oh.
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Shit, it's the ole man.
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Oh, care.
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Well, you gotta hide.
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Grr!
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- Oh.
- Well, shit.
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Jesus, where the
hell am I gonna hide?
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Well, I don't care, just hide.
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And not there.
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Why not?
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Oh, no.
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Here man, come on, he ain't
gonna see if I get down.
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I can still see you, dipshit.
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In the closet, in the closet!
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Hey!
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Whose piece of
shit truck is that
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and who the fuck
are you talking to?!
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No one, Daddy.
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Myself, I was fixing
to fix myself.
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What are you doing home?
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Well, I woke up
in the basement
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at the poker game
and I was naked.
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Oh, you poor thing,
why don't you come here?
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Come here.
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- Come here.
- Hmm, Mama.
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Yee haw, woo!
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Yee haw, yee, woohoo!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, I play poker
naked too, grr.
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You son of a bitch!
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You mullet wearing motherfucker,
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you come back here,
I'm gon kill you.
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Don't go shooting,
you fucking jackass!
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Ah,
come here, come on.
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Ha, fuck you,
butterfly!
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What do we have here?
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Well, hey there, girly.
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Fuck off, Dale.
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Pff, love you too, you fine
piece of hairpie.
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
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Oh.
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Yo man, what the shit?
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Get out of here.
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Can't you see I'm out
here balling with my boys?
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You guys are my boys, right?
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Sorry, Stanley.
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Yo, man, how many times I
gotta tell you it's $-Money?
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And the S is like a dollar
sign, that shit's gangsta.
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Shut up, ya honkey.
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Stanley,
dinner's ready!
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Ma, can't you see
I'm talkin' to my boy
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Arch Dickey Dickey Dale.
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But I made mac and cheese.
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Yo, your Mom's mac
and cheese is da bomb!
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Yo, ask your Mom if she
use that paprika, son!
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Man, shut up.
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Hey, Mom, did you
use the paprika?
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Of course I used
paprika, sugar bear!
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Stanley just loves me.
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Deuces, bitch!
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What?
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Hey!
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Easy there, Space Race.
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No, I will not take it easy!
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You owe me four months rent,
you hillbilly piece of shit!
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And don't think I don't know
what you're doing in there
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with all those koochey,
koochey boom booms.
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I cut you break
expecting hot oil action,
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but you no call Sergey.
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That's it, you're oot!
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Oot?
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Oot!
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Oot, oot?
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Oot!
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Oot?
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Oot!
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I don't know your space
terms, all right, relax.
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Shit, you'll get your rent.
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Put your ball away, man.
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Assholes.
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Oh, hey pretty lady.
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What, what, you want
to go spring break?
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You want to have
spring break with me?
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I can give free rent, you know.
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I have the power!
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Damn you, three-legged
street dog!
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Quiet up in there,
Alphonso, you meaty Mexican.
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The fuck do you want?
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Man, what the fuck do
you want, man, I'm busy.
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Why are you
drinking baby beer?
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Why the fuck wouldn't I be?
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Can I borrow some money?
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No, what do you want it for?
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This chick that Holmes
and I used to tag team
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is claiming I'm the
father of one of her kids.
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So I wanna take a DNA
test to prove to her
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that I'm not!
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Come here Angel, come say hi.
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Hi, Ron.
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Angel, Dale.
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Dale, Angel.
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Hi Dale.
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Nice to meet you, you
have a nice set of tits.
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I'm still not gonna help you,
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I don't have any cash.
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Dale, I'm not
ready to be a father, come on.
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Then fucking
wear a rubber, man.
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They don't make
them big enough.
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Damn right they
don't.
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Then wear a fucking
trash bag, later.
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What are you doing?
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You can't leave now!
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Hey, Dale!
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Open up the door, we
gotta talk some more!
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Dale, come on,
this is ridiculous.
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I'm the hedgehog
for god's sakes.
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Dale!
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Hey, Alphonso,
you meaty Mexican.
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Eat up, fuckface.
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Come on, you need your fat.
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I can't wait for some
squirrel dumpling.
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Your cousin was great.
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Fucker.
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Oh shit, whatever.
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Dale.
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Brenda is divorcing me.
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I don't wanna be
alone right now.
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I'm gonna do it this time, Dale.
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I feel it, man.
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But I wanna get drunk first.
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- Jesus, Rick.
- Meet me at the Rusty Nail
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tonight for some drinks.
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Sources report that the
infamous Bambino crime family
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has been linked to the
disappearances of local bookies.
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Coming up next, having
the hardest time
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figuring out what
sort of costume
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to put on your
little furry friend?
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Our pet costume
expert Dolores Dolores
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will be here to discuss
the hottest trends
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in the pet Halloween industry.
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I'm Hank Stuckey and
we're First at Four.
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Dale?
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Dale, you son of a bitch,
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I know you're in there.
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I could smell ya.
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Dale?!
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And answer the damn
door, you piece of shit!
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Christ, stop
pounding, you dumb bitch!
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Damn earthquake
strap's coming loose.
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Where's my child support,
you fucking deadbeat?
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Pff!
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Not today!
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Christ.
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That's what
you said about the condom
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and look what happened.
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Hey!
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Get out of the car and
say hi to your pappy.
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What the hell do
you keep them trunked up for?
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Don't tell me
what to do with my kids.
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They're my
kids too, ya homegrown.
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Yeah you think.
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Shit.
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Hey Pa, guess what?
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Sup?
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I got me my first
piece of hairpie.
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Right on, Bill Junior.
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How about you, Junior?
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Women ain't
nothing but a hassle.
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They take all of your money.
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Pff, that's right.
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Hey, now all right,
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now go play with
them damn beer cans!
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Hey!
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And your little brother!
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Come on, man.
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And the baby.
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- Pff.
- Dumbass.
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I don't even know
why I feed you.
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Who the hell is this dick?
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Dale, it's me.
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Your brother?
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Archie!
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Shit, Arch,
I didn't recognize you
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without no bushy mustache.
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Oh, you know I got
a promotion down there
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at the Tire Depot.
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Good.
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That mustache made you
look like a Mexican.
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Say what?
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00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,582
Look, what the hell
you guys doing here?
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We came to pick up
Renee's convertible
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before we go on staycation.
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God I can't wait
to go to the hideaway
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and get away from you dumbasses.
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The shit is a hideaway?
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00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,561
And staycation, what the
fuck you talking about?
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00:11:50,594 --> 00:11:53,932
Well Archie
won salesman of the year.
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You remember Maribeth?
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No.
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Maribeth, the bitch
who ran the train.
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Train out at Lane School.
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I remember that fat bitch.
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She worked down at the shop.
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I keep her all frothy,
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she rang up all her
sales under my number.
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I still got it, bro.
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And this is our prize.
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We get to stay here
for two whole weeks.
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Well whoop dee
fucking doo, Renee.
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I don't give a shit.
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Hey!
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What the hell did I say?
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Not near the damn trailer!
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00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,126
Don't be getting cuts on
them fingers of yours,
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I ain't paying for
no tetanus shots.
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Look, I ain't
got time for this.
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I still gotta drop that
stupid baby off at Crystal's
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before the Nascar party.
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Pfff.
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Get in the car.
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You little fucking shits.
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Bye, Pa.
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Fuck you, Dale.
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00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,717
Now get the hell
off my property.
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Hey, quit moving
around back there,
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you're gonna get footprints
all over my fuckin' interior!
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Shut up!
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Bunch of assholes.
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Can you put some
of this on my back?
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I can't reach.
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Of course.
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Hey, Dale.
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What's up, Brittany?
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Hi, Dale.
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00:13:18,248 --> 00:13:20,417
Hey Dale.
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Dammit, Ronnie, put
that shit away, man.
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Nobody needs to
see that right now!
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Dammit, boy, give
me 25 jumping jacks!
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Sir, yes sir.
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Archdale!
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00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:32,162
Treachery's afoot.
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00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,131
Word of our enemies
has reached my ears.
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What?
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00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,633
He's right, Dale.
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00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,569
Momma said we might
lose the trailer park.
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00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:39,938
I hear if Serge
can't get 50 grand,
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he'll lose it all.
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Pff!
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This ain't gonna happen,
we ain't goin nowhere.
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I like your
confidence, Archdale.
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Would you like to join
us in our quarters
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for some food rations?
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00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,016
We're having chick
pea with sweet corn pate
267
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,952
and mango salsa.
268
00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:55,152
What the hell's the
matter with you, boy?
269
00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:56,921
We're having steakums!
270
00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,155
Ooh.
271
00:13:58,188 --> 00:13:59,891
I do enjoy a piece
of meat in my mouth
272
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,158
every now and then.
273
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:02,659
- Me too.
- Me three.
274
00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:04,261
Dammit boy, get inside!
275
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:07,031
Hut-two, hut-two, hut-two!
276
00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:09,733
Yeah you got some nice tits.
277
00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:10,734
Thank you.
278
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,044
Shit.
279
00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:23,680
Sup?
280
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:26,951
She's divorcing me, Dale.
281
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,923
Good, 'cause I hate
that bitch.
282
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:32,757
Shit.
283
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,191
I just wanna go crazy.
284
00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:36,961
Let's drive to Williamsburg
and just throw down!
285
00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:38,161
Sounds like a bad idea.
286
00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:39,529
The fuck?
287
00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:41,598
Shit, man!
288
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:45,937
The hell?
289
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,105
That magician just
do a live bar trick?
290
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,639
Dammit, Dale.
291
00:14:48,672 --> 00:14:51,208
Can't you even try to say
something to cheer me up?
292
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,877
Like tell me a
joke or something.
293
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,179
All right, fuck.
294
00:14:57,581 --> 00:14:58,515
All right man, what
do you call them
295
00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,851
liquor bottles over there?
296
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,657
Racist.
297
00:15:12,063 --> 00:15:13,563
Shit, man, elixir.
298
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,968
Look at that little hussy, huh?
299
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:17,835
She pretty hot.
300
00:15:20,038 --> 00:15:22,506
Don't give her your rape
face, dude, Jesus man.
301
00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:24,641
Chicks don't wanna
see that shit!
302
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,878
It's just my
regular face, Dale.
303
00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:29,981
Besides I'm kinda taking
mental pictures for later.
304
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:32,083
Yeah, I heard
you, fair enough.
305
00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:34,484
All right, what about
that chick right there?
306
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,619
Oh, I don't know.
307
00:15:36,754 --> 00:15:38,056
She kind of got a
front butt, you know?
308
00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:39,656
Who cares?
309
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,025
So what, the bitch
is scrimmage then
310
00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,492
for the big games, right?
311
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,795
I mean shit, I'd rather
take a hot chick that's sexy
312
00:15:43,828 --> 00:15:46,263
and fucking fat
than a skinny chick
313
00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:47,698
who's uncoordinated any day.
314
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:49,901
Thank you.
315
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,904
Oh, thank you.
316
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,338
And thank you.
317
00:15:56,908 --> 00:15:58,275
Wow.
318
00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:00,277
Shit man, why don't
you go bark at her?
319
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:04,548
All right.
320
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:05,449
Come on, all right.
321
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,453
Damn fuck man, goddamn Rick.
322
00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:10,587
Sloppy shit, man.
323
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,267
Oh hell no.
324
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,131
I hate magicians.
325
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,033
I wanna see him pull
a rabbit from a hat
326
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,734
rearry, rearry bad.
327
00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:00,138
Excuse me miss, I'm
not thirsty anymore.
328
00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:02,974
Can I please get a refund for
the rest of this cocktail?
329
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:38,109
Oh shit.
330
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:38,976
Fuck.
331
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:46,851
What the?
332
00:17:46,884 --> 00:17:48,920
Why is the lock not working?
333
00:17:48,953 --> 00:17:50,788
Down my locker, there.
334
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,133
The fuck, man?
335
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,433
Sorry, Dale.
336
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:06,170
I not come up with money
to keep trailer park.
337
00:18:06,204 --> 00:18:07,972
Everybody have till end of month
338
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,606
to get the fuck out!
339
00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:10,473
Oooh!
340
00:18:12,143 --> 00:18:15,012
Fuck man, it's
like two weeks away, bro.
341
00:18:15,046 --> 00:18:16,848
I have Russian
love bride coming.
342
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:20,117
We need special place
to make the sex.
343
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:28,926
Come, now!
344
00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:34,464
I reckon I'd fuck that, yep.
345
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,934
I'll be right back.
346
00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:40,838
Oh, fuck.
347
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,374
Shit am I gonna go?
348
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,424
Moving on up, huh?
349
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,493
What the shit
is he doing here?
350
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,263
You're not ruining my vacation.
351
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,529
I don't care.
352
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,099
I gotta agree with Renee.
353
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,234
This is supposed to
be our staycation.
354
00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:12,103
Oh it makes me so
hot the way you say
355
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,503
that staycation shit.
356
00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:18,541
Jesus, you two.
357
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,410
What the hell?
358
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,947
Hey, stop
pounding on my car!
359
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,949
Stop pounding on my momma!
360
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,318
We wanted some alone time.
361
00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:30,121
Me and Archie are trying
to make more babies.
362
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,088
You can't get pregnant!
363
00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:32,555
You're already pregnant, bitch!
364
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,557
Well I gotta keep
icing that cake,
365
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,327
make sure it turns out
my flavor this time.
366
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,862
Shut up, you dumb shits.
367
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:39,729
You ain't smart!
368
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,166
Oh yeah, right there, oh.
369
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,870
God damn, that makes me sick.
370
00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:47,704
Jesus Christ!
371
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,640
I can't stop looking at it.
372
00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:53,277
Ah, shit, I'm getting a boner.
373
00:19:53,311 --> 00:19:55,046
Ah god, stop doing that shit!
374
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,482
The hell is that noise?
375
00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:02,153
Lou's redoing
the summer cottage.
376
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:03,387
Lou?
377
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,455
Lou's redoing the
summer cottage?
378
00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:06,791
Lou's?
379
00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:10,660
All he does is rent out
to dirtbag shitwhores
380
00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,396
all summer long!
381
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:17,068
And I have to listen
to it all goddamn day!
382
00:20:18,436 --> 00:20:23,441
Well this will be the last pass
383
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,911
of those sausages
at breakfast ever!
384
00:20:26,944 --> 00:20:31,148
I swear to God, mark my words!
385
00:20:45,129 --> 00:20:46,364
Hello.
386
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:49,000
Hello, excuse me, hi.
387
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,004
Hello, hi.
388
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:56,107
I'm Ginger and that's
my house right there.
389
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,174
Give it to me hard!
390
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,113
Mmm, hey you little lion you.
391
00:21:02,146 --> 00:21:03,481
Rarr.
392
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,182
Why thank you.
393
00:21:05,216 --> 00:21:06,751
Yeah, mmm-mmm.
394
00:21:06,784 --> 00:21:09,253
So you folks staying here?
395
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:10,488
Something like that.
396
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,589
Are those yours?
397
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,160
You want them to be?
398
00:21:17,294 --> 00:21:20,297
Well maybe you
should let them out.
399
00:21:20,331 --> 00:21:22,033
Maybe you should put on a
little foreign bathing suit
400
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,235
and walk around with
some fuck me boots.
401
00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:29,974
Gonna have me a good
vacation, mmm-mmm-mmm.
402
00:21:30,007 --> 00:21:31,042
A lot of pussy.
403
00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:36,280
Rick, what the hell
are you doing here?
404
00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:39,116
She kicked me out.
405
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,652
Shit, now it's a party.
406
00:21:42,685 --> 00:21:43,888
Fucking right, come on,
407
00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:47,590
help me get some of
this shit out the truck!
408
00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:51,962
Come on, hurry up.
409
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:04,875
Come here.
410
00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:06,643
Come on boy, come on.
411
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:08,779
What in the hell are you...
412
00:22:09,646 --> 00:22:11,916
Fuck, come on!
413
00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:15,953
Look, you can't just
put your stuff in here.
414
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,055
This is my shed!
415
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,190
That's funny
'cause Lou told me
416
00:22:19,223 --> 00:22:21,125
I'd get half this fucker.
417
00:22:21,158 --> 00:22:23,060
And who the hell are you?
418
00:22:23,094 --> 00:22:24,261
Who the hell are you?
419
00:22:25,529 --> 00:22:27,431
I'm the owner of this shed!
420
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:28,999
Oh you must be
pretty proud and shit,
421
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,601
you know, 'cause you own a shed.
422
00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:35,239
Your kind is not welcome here.
423
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,107
Pfff.
424
00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:38,242
Stop that!
425
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,844
Look, right now!
426
00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:42,612
Just, why don't you take
your Appalachian ass
427
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:43,447
out of here, and get,
428
00:22:43,481 --> 00:22:44,714
oh god!
429
00:22:44,747 --> 00:22:46,851
What did you say?
430
00:22:46,884 --> 00:22:49,019
This is highly inappropriate.
431
00:22:49,053 --> 00:22:51,322
This is a shared shed!
432
00:22:51,355 --> 00:22:52,523
You asshole!
433
00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:53,656
Why don't you just,
434
00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:55,059
oh goddammit!
435
00:22:55,092 --> 00:22:57,962
Look, just, I would
very much appreciate it
436
00:22:57,995 --> 00:23:01,065
if you just kept
some of your shit
437
00:23:01,098 --> 00:23:04,701
on that side of the shed!
438
00:23:04,734 --> 00:23:05,536
Fine!
439
00:23:05,569 --> 00:23:06,770
Rick, get in here!
440
00:23:07,905 --> 00:23:09,106
This asshole's annoying me.
441
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:09,940
Excuse me.
442
00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,575
Pfff.
443
00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:13,477
Hey, get up something.
444
00:23:13,511 --> 00:23:14,612
Help out, go hurry up,
445
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:15,813
pick that shit up.
446
00:23:15,846 --> 00:23:17,381
You move it, I ain't moving it.
447
00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:19,749
Hey.
448
00:23:19,783 --> 00:23:21,185
You like Richard Petty, man?
449
00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:25,422
I have no idea who
Richard Petty is.
450
00:23:25,456 --> 00:23:26,257
Pff.
451
00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:27,758
He's like,
452
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:29,659
- Jesus.
- Like Jesus and shit, man.
453
00:23:31,128 --> 00:23:32,763
Don't think that
this'll be the last time
454
00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:33,998
you see me.
455
00:23:34,031 --> 00:23:36,500
I've dealt with your
kind before, okay?
456
00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:40,703
And don't think that I won't
call the POA on both of you!
457
00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:44,241
Whatever, you dink.
458
00:23:44,275 --> 00:23:45,476
Pff, that guy.
459
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,844
He'll be an issue
probably, I reckon.
460
00:23:46,877 --> 00:23:48,245
What's the POS?
461
00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:56,854
I ain't eating that shit.
462
00:23:58,022 --> 00:23:59,689
Eat your damn sammich.
463
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,660
I don't know
Renee, he's right.
464
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,329
It's our first night
on staycation, girl.
465
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,831
We should go have
ourselves a fancy supper.
466
00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,301
All right, well.
467
00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:11,902
If we're going to
a fancy eatery,
468
00:24:11,936 --> 00:24:14,205
that means we need
to dress to kill.
469
00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:17,041
And Archie, that means
you're wearing deodorant.
470
00:24:17,074 --> 00:24:18,909
The hell I am.
471
00:24:18,943 --> 00:24:21,278
You know that'll mess up
my natural pheromones,
472
00:24:21,312 --> 00:24:22,745
keep you all hot and bothered.
473
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,515
Yeah, the neighbors
have already complained
474
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,050
about the smell.
475
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:27,585
You're wearing deodorant.
476
00:24:28,652 --> 00:24:29,987
We'll see about that.
477
00:25:13,130 --> 00:25:13,964
No!
478
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,688
Jesus Christ, Rick!
479
00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:39,056
Sorry, Dale.
480
00:25:40,658 --> 00:25:41,659
I've been so lonely.
481
00:25:42,593 --> 00:25:44,128
Daggone, man.
482
00:26:15,926 --> 00:26:17,127
Excuse me?
483
00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:21,800
There are six of us.
484
00:26:24,201 --> 00:26:25,102
Follow me.
485
00:26:33,444 --> 00:26:34,345
Good evening.
486
00:26:34,378 --> 00:26:35,512
I am Alberto.
487
00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:37,281
I will be your
server for tonight.
488
00:26:37,314 --> 00:26:39,283
Alberto.
489
00:26:39,316 --> 00:26:42,186
Shouldn't you be in the
back washing dishes?
490
00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:50,527
I am Italiano.
491
00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:55,632
And even if I were Hispanic,
492
00:26:56,801 --> 00:26:59,804
that stereotype
is both offensive
493
00:26:59,838 --> 00:27:01,238
- and inaccurate.
- Whatever!
494
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,640
Just get me a fried
baloney sammich.
495
00:27:03,674 --> 00:27:06,877
Yeah, I'll take some
eggs and spam, runny.
496
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:09,513
And bring me some grits
like that fella over there
497
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,615
but don't put any
fucking shrimp in it.
498
00:27:11,648 --> 00:27:12,950
That's just fucking gross.
499
00:27:12,983 --> 00:27:15,619
And I'll take a ham
and cheese hot pocket.
500
00:27:15,652 --> 00:27:19,056
Oh come on now Ma, this
is a fancy restaurant.
501
00:27:19,089 --> 00:27:20,457
You're right.
502
00:27:20,491 --> 00:27:23,494
I'll take a Mesquite
barbecue chicken Hot Pocket.
503
00:27:26,463 --> 00:27:27,498
Right.
504
00:27:28,465 --> 00:27:30,567
We have none of those things.
505
00:27:32,669 --> 00:27:33,772
We'll take sketti.
506
00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:34,605
Yeah.
507
00:27:34,638 --> 00:27:35,539
Sketti.
508
00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:38,709
Sketti, sketti, sketti, sketti.
509
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:43,747
And what will that
gentleman be having?
510
00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:45,315
Shit, I don't know.
511
00:27:45,349 --> 00:27:46,350
Give him sketti too.
512
00:27:46,383 --> 00:27:47,718
Whatever, fuck man.
513
00:27:47,752 --> 00:27:49,286
Where the fuck is Rick?
514
00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:50,921
Probably
rubbing one out.
515
00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:53,957
Hey Paco, I'll take a PBR!
516
00:27:54,992 --> 00:27:57,762
Great merciful holy moly!
517
00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,099
The toilet!
518
00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:03,367
It knows!
519
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:08,172
These is magic toilets!
520
00:28:16,547 --> 00:28:17,948
Out, spirit!
521
00:28:20,651 --> 00:28:21,485
Who's in there?
522
00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:29,828
That one ain't gonna do.
523
00:28:29,861 --> 00:28:32,129
And then money for nothing?
524
00:28:32,162 --> 00:28:33,230
And with checks for,
525
00:28:35,432 --> 00:28:39,036
are you the keeper of this
here enchanted craphole?
526
00:28:39,069 --> 00:28:40,270
Yes.
527
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,139
And give me that money
and get out of here!
528
00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:44,041
I'm sorry, Doctor,
I thought it was...
529
00:28:44,074 --> 00:28:45,175
Get out!
530
00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:46,410
Fine.
531
00:28:46,443 --> 00:28:48,745
I don't want no part of
your brave new world,
532
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:52,549
with your mechanical monsters
watching me take a shit!
533
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:55,519
I just poop in the hole
like a normal person!
534
00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:04,963
Flutter.
535
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,096
Hurricane Dale.
536
00:29:06,129 --> 00:29:07,331
This place sucks.
537
00:29:07,364 --> 00:29:08,265
Roadkill's better.
538
00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:09,132
No shit.
539
00:29:14,071 --> 00:29:19,042
And which one of
you classy individuals
540
00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:21,044
will be picking up
the bill tonight?
541
00:29:21,078 --> 00:29:22,346
Dine and dash?
542
00:29:23,447 --> 00:29:24,314
I'm just kidding, Jose.
543
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,415
Credit card roulette.
544
00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:27,117
Ooh yeah!
545
00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,252
Credit card roulette!
546
00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:29,787
You
coming, get in there.
547
00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:31,154
Credit card roulette.
548
00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:32,689
Pick a card, any card.
549
00:29:32,723 --> 00:29:33,958
Yeah.
550
00:29:33,992 --> 00:29:35,125
Come on Rick, get
your ass in here.
551
00:29:35,158 --> 00:29:37,996
Well, Dale, I
ain't got no plastic.
552
00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:39,764
Jesus, man, you're 40.
553
00:29:39,797 --> 00:29:42,065
Little man, we know
you got one, pull it out.
554
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,701
Where
did you get that?
555
00:29:44,735 --> 00:29:46,303
From your momma!
556
00:29:50,274 --> 00:29:51,976
Yeah!
557
00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:52,944
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
558
00:29:52,977 --> 00:29:54,211
Suck it, Arch!
559
00:29:54,244 --> 00:29:55,145
Shit.
560
00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:04,388
Mildred!
561
00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:07,859
Have you seen my Mildred?
562
00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:09,159
Huh?
563
00:30:09,192 --> 00:30:10,795
Mildred, my hot wife.
564
00:30:10,828 --> 00:30:12,095
I think she's out here.
565
00:30:12,129 --> 00:30:13,363
Yeah she's hot?
566
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:14,631
What's she look like?
567
00:30:14,665 --> 00:30:17,835
The finest piece of
ass you've ever seen.
568
00:30:17,869 --> 00:30:19,771
All right, shit,
let's go find her, man.
569
00:30:19,804 --> 00:30:21,238
- Shit.
- I know she's out here
570
00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,840
- somewhere.
- Hey, Grampa!
571
00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,008
Oh.
572
00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:25,342
You.
573
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,577
Yeah me.
574
00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:28,445
What the hell are
you doing in my shed?!
575
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,547
Shit man, get
used to it, Jeeves.
576
00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:32,951
This shit's ours the
next two weeks, pal.
577
00:30:32,984 --> 00:30:35,118
I'm not your pal, you putz.
578
00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:36,821
I'm not you putz, you dink.
579
00:30:36,854 --> 00:30:39,723
I'm not your
dink, you indigent!
580
00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:41,625
I'm not your
indigent, you
581
00:30:41,658 --> 00:30:43,761
I'm not your
, oh goddamit!
582
00:30:44,628 --> 00:30:45,462
Lipman!
583
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:48,766
Get my father out
of the rain barrell!
584
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,934
Yes, sir.
585
00:30:52,937 --> 00:30:53,771
Come on Grampa.
586
00:30:53,805 --> 00:30:55,006
Ooh!
587
00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:56,673
Get off me, Mildred!
588
00:30:56,707 --> 00:30:57,842
Ah, come on.
589
00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,078
People are fucking weird.
590
00:31:20,364 --> 00:31:23,700
Yup.
591
00:31:24,735 --> 00:31:25,535
Dang, Dale.
592
00:31:25,569 --> 00:31:26,771
What can't you do?
593
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:31,675
Well, I can't fart and
sneeze at the same time
594
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,343
'cause it hurts my asshole.
595
00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:35,178
That's about it.
596
00:31:35,212 --> 00:31:36,047
Yup.
597
00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:43,253
Nothing's going my way, bud.
598
00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:49,326
Got no wife, got no
job, got no house.
599
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,561
Got no kids.
600
00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:53,965
Got no dog.
601
00:31:55,900 --> 00:31:57,001
Got no fish!
602
00:31:58,402 --> 00:31:59,636
Shit, Rick.
603
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:01,139
No one's gonna clean
up your shit for you.
604
00:32:01,204 --> 00:32:03,306
You gotta clean
up your own shit.
605
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:05,810
And put a fucking
split shot on already!
606
00:32:10,148 --> 00:32:10,948
Hey, hey!
607
00:32:10,982 --> 00:32:12,150
Hey, I got one.
608
00:32:12,182 --> 00:32:13,684
Hey!
609
00:32:13,717 --> 00:32:14,819
Look at that!
610
00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:18,890
Thanks, Dale.
611
00:32:18,923 --> 00:32:20,758
Shit, Rick, this
ain't Steel Magnolias.
612
00:32:20,792 --> 00:32:22,292
I ain't fucking Julia Roberts.
613
00:32:44,414 --> 00:32:45,248
Hmm?
614
00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:49,921
Oh, this should be good.
615
00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:52,023
Fucking richies.
616
00:32:52,056 --> 00:32:54,458
Easy, easy.
617
00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:57,095
You'll get your money.
618
00:32:59,831 --> 00:33:01,364
Braxton?!
619
00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:03,300
What's with all the racket?
620
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,837
Your mom and I are
trying to watch Fox News!
621
00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:06,670
Nothing, Dad.
622
00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:08,472
Everything's fine.
623
00:33:09,774 --> 00:33:11,341
It doesn't sound like nothing.
624
00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:13,276
Hey!
625
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,814
You've been gambling
again, haven't you?
626
00:33:16,848 --> 00:33:18,749
I learned it from you, Dad.
627
00:33:18,783 --> 00:33:19,817
I learned it from watching you!
628
00:33:19,851 --> 00:33:21,251
Shut your mouth!
629
00:33:21,284 --> 00:33:22,619
I have
it under control!
630
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:25,089
Oh, apparently not!
631
00:33:25,123 --> 00:33:26,690
Then help me out.
632
00:33:26,723 --> 00:33:28,092
Please, just one more time.
633
00:33:29,894 --> 00:33:32,096
I can't, all right?
634
00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:34,899
What you doin', Dale?
635
00:33:34,932 --> 00:33:36,134
Shut the fuck up, Rick!
636
00:33:36,167 --> 00:33:37,068
Get down here, man,
they're gonna see you.
637
00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:39,369
I ain't getting in that bush.
638
00:33:39,402 --> 00:33:40,303
Why the fuck not, man?
639
00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:41,471
Come on.
640
00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:42,874
Well I reckon
that's where all
641
00:33:42,907 --> 00:33:44,175
of them ticks come from.
642
00:33:45,209 --> 00:33:46,409
What ticks, man?
643
00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:48,445
Well, the ones
on your face, Dale.
644
00:33:49,713 --> 00:33:51,348
I got ticks on my face?
645
00:33:51,381 --> 00:33:52,716
Yeah.
646
00:33:52,749 --> 00:33:53,583
A lot.
647
00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:55,953
I got ticks on my face!
648
00:33:55,987 --> 00:33:59,991
Oh shit, man, go get the
pliers man, get the pliers!
649
00:34:22,746 --> 00:34:25,983
Oh fuck.
650
00:34:26,017 --> 00:34:30,788
God!
651
00:34:30,822 --> 00:34:33,523
Gynecomastia, or
what is commonly known
652
00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:37,795
as man boobs, is a growing
problem in America.
653
00:34:37,829 --> 00:34:39,997
I mean look at this fat fucker.
654
00:34:41,098 --> 00:34:42,099
Pff, don't listen
to him, boys.
655
00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:43,935
Fuckin sellout.
656
00:34:43,968 --> 00:34:45,970
Come on down to
the Moist Grille
657
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:48,538
and try our Hillbilly
Chicken Wang Challenge!
658
00:34:48,572 --> 00:34:51,441
Ching Chang Chong, go eat
through all the wangs,
659
00:34:51,474 --> 00:34:53,277
get yourself some free grub.
660
00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:54,578
Dat'z wazzup!
661
00:34:54,611 --> 00:34:55,445
Yeehoo!
662
00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,352
Do you
like to have fun?
663
00:35:02,385 --> 00:35:03,553
Yeah.
664
00:35:03,587 --> 00:35:05,289
Do
you like good food?
665
00:35:06,523 --> 00:35:08,326
Yeah, why not?
666
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,627
Do you
like cash prizes?
667
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,796
Fucking right!
668
00:35:13,064 --> 00:35:14,265
Well
then, come on down
669
00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:16,234
to the 10th annual
Figure Eight Island
670
00:35:16,267 --> 00:35:18,002
Chili Cook Off!
671
00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:20,972
It'll be the most fun you
can have with a spoon.
672
00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:22,139
Don't believe me?
673
00:35:22,173 --> 00:35:23,941
Just ask Aaron Richmond,
674
00:35:23,975 --> 00:35:28,079
star of the hit cooking
channel show, Man Versus Meat.
675
00:35:28,112 --> 00:35:29,347
I'm Aaron Richmond,
676
00:35:29,379 --> 00:35:31,581
and I wanna put what
you got in my mouth.
677
00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:34,417
So come on down
to the 10th annual
678
00:35:34,451 --> 00:35:36,120
Figure Eight Island
Chili Cook Off.
679
00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:38,089
For the small entry
fee of 250 dollars
680
00:35:38,122 --> 00:35:39,522
you can enter your chili recipe
681
00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:42,425
for a chance to win the
grand prize of $50,000.
682
00:35:51,135 --> 00:35:56,007
Rick!
683
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,208
Rick!
684
00:35:57,241 --> 00:36:00,211
Hey, shit man, put
your shit away, dude.
685
00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:01,511
The hell's the
matter with you, man?
686
00:36:01,544 --> 00:36:03,347
Come on,
you know I'm lonely.
687
00:36:03,381 --> 00:36:04,614
God's sake, so
you're beating off
688
00:36:04,648 --> 00:36:06,317
to the damn Williams sisters!
689
00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:07,752
I just like the
noises they make
690
00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:09,619
when they hit that ball.
691
00:36:09,653 --> 00:36:12,622
God and they got legs
like Clydesdales!
692
00:36:12,656 --> 00:36:14,225
Man, you fucked.
693
00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:16,660
Hey listen, I just saw
a commercial on TV,
694
00:36:16,693 --> 00:36:19,797
50 Gs for whoever wins
this chili cookoff thing.
695
00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:22,133
We could win back the
trailer park, man!
696
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,634
What the hell do we
know about cooking chili?
697
00:36:24,668 --> 00:36:26,070
Shit if I know.
698
00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:28,773
But remember Pablo, that Mexican
guy from the trailer park?
699
00:36:30,507 --> 00:36:31,741
No.
700
00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:32,910
You remember?
701
00:36:32,944 --> 00:36:34,312
Like he had a
weird ear and shit?
702
00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:36,047
Oh Pablo, the weird ear guy.
703
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,614
Yeah, yeah.
704
00:36:37,647 --> 00:36:40,084
Yeah dude, he used to
steal my electricity one day.
705
00:36:40,117 --> 00:36:41,886
I saw him, he was cooking chili.
706
00:36:41,919 --> 00:36:43,854
Fuck man, he showed me
some shit, it's easy.
707
00:36:43,888 --> 00:36:45,488
Listen, we're going shopping.
708
00:36:45,522 --> 00:36:46,824
We're gonna win this shit.
709
00:36:48,059 --> 00:36:49,894
I don't know, Dale.
710
00:36:49,927 --> 00:36:51,329
Hey.
711
00:36:51,362 --> 00:36:52,595
Get you a new catch rag.
712
00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:53,998
Yeah?
713
00:36:54,031 --> 00:36:54,865
Yeah.
714
00:36:55,699 --> 00:36:56,867
All right, let's go.
715
00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:59,170
Oh well, hey.
716
00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:01,238
We'll wait till your boner
717
00:37:01,272 --> 00:37:02,773
- goes down.
- Oh yeah.
718
00:37:02,807 --> 00:37:03,640
All right.
719
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,043
Yeah, we better wait.
720
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:11,315
Goddamit, Junior,
you made me fucking blink.
721
00:37:14,919 --> 00:37:16,020
Come on, Rick.
722
00:37:16,053 --> 00:37:16,921
Hey Pa.
723
00:37:16,954 --> 00:37:18,389
Pff.
724
00:37:18,422 --> 00:37:20,557
All right, grab some of
them beans over there, man.
725
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:22,026
I like those pinto beans.
726
00:37:22,059 --> 00:37:23,794
They make me feel
poor like beaner.
727
00:37:25,528 --> 00:37:27,898
Man, this shit's expensive, man.
728
00:37:27,932 --> 00:37:30,734
I reckon we can't buy
too much of this shit.
729
00:37:30,768 --> 00:37:33,204
Hey, this here'll
make you feel rich.
730
00:37:33,237 --> 00:37:34,671
Oh, shit, Two Buck Chuck?
731
00:37:34,704 --> 00:37:36,740
That'll make a man feel rich.
732
00:37:36,774 --> 00:37:39,076
You know, any wine will
make a man feel rich.
733
00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:40,011
Hell yeah it will.
734
00:37:40,044 --> 00:37:41,078
Grab a bunch of that shit.
735
00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:45,983
Look at these stupid
ass nut thins and shit.
736
00:37:46,017 --> 00:37:47,351
Fuck all that shit.
737
00:37:47,385 --> 00:37:48,551
- Ow, shit!
- Oh!
738
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,489
Oh, hey there, cutie pie.
739
00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:52,655
I'm so sorry about that.
740
00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,125
Hey, that's all right.
741
00:37:54,158 --> 00:37:56,827
Hey, aren't you the chili
princess from the television?
742
00:37:56,861 --> 00:37:59,363
Yeah, well I prefer
to be called Tori.
743
00:37:59,397 --> 00:38:02,900
Oh yes you do,
okay, all right.
744
00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:05,202
Daggone, well I'm Dale Archdale.
745
00:38:05,236 --> 00:38:07,204
A bit of a chili
sensei, if I might add.
746
00:38:07,238 --> 00:38:08,839
Oh right on, Dale Archdale.
747
00:38:08,873 --> 00:38:10,041
Yeah.
748
00:38:10,074 --> 00:38:11,909
Hey, is that a pink
Member's Only jacket?
749
00:38:11,942 --> 00:38:14,078
Yeah, why the
hell wouldn't it be?
750
00:38:16,981 --> 00:38:18,681
Well all right.
751
00:38:18,715 --> 00:38:20,451
All right,
well I guess I'll be
752
00:38:20,484 --> 00:38:21,986
seeing you soon, Dale Archdale.
753
00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:24,654
Yes you will, chili princess.
754
00:38:24,687 --> 00:38:27,291
Sweet, sweet chili princess.
755
00:38:27,324 --> 00:38:29,427
Damn, bitch would
cause divorces.
756
00:38:33,364 --> 00:38:35,099
Oh, oh my god!
757
00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:36,333
What, you ain't
ever seen a kid
758
00:38:36,367 --> 00:38:38,369
squirt shit into
his mouth before?
759
00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:39,736
Pff!
760
00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:40,703
Dumb bitch.
761
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,407
What's up?
762
00:38:43,441 --> 00:38:46,811
Hey, grab some salsa, all right?
763
00:38:46,844 --> 00:38:49,346
I like when it's warm and store
bought and shit, all right,
764
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,713
but I don't want it
going in the fridge
765
00:38:50,747 --> 00:38:52,917
'cause once it's cold
it tastes like shit.
766
00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:54,251
All right.
767
00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:57,321
Hi, Mr. Fauxman.
768
00:38:57,354 --> 00:38:58,255
Hi.
769
00:38:58,289 --> 00:38:58,989
Yeah, evening, Fauxman.
770
00:38:59,023 --> 00:38:59,957
Hi.
771
00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:01,624
Mr. Fauxman.
772
00:39:01,658 --> 00:39:02,993
Is there anything I can do
773
00:39:03,027 --> 00:39:04,161
to accommodate you today?
774
00:39:04,195 --> 00:39:06,030
Nope, no, we're fine.
775
00:39:06,063 --> 00:39:10,134
My wife and I are going
to enjoy a bonding evening
776
00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:11,836
so no we're good, thanks.
777
00:39:11,869 --> 00:39:13,703
Well, just let us know
778
00:39:13,736 --> 00:39:15,439
if you need anything
at all, okay?
779
00:39:16,307 --> 00:39:17,508
No, we're fine.
780
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,375
Okay.
781
00:40:02,453 --> 00:40:04,221
Whatever, give me this shit!
782
00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:05,256
Excuse me, ugh.
783
00:40:06,157 --> 00:40:07,224
It's you.
784
00:40:07,258 --> 00:40:08,859
Fucking right it's me, richie.
785
00:40:10,594 --> 00:40:11,829
Hey, hey.
786
00:40:11,862 --> 00:40:14,398
Is there a problem
here, Mr. Fauxman?
787
00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:15,432
Yes.
788
00:40:15,466 --> 00:40:17,667
This fongool has taken my sauce.
789
00:40:19,103 --> 00:40:20,037
I ain't giving it back
'cause I'm using this shit
790
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:21,005
for my own chili.
791
00:40:21,038 --> 00:40:21,872
Hah!
792
00:40:22,739 --> 00:40:23,807
Are you kidding me?
793
00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:25,042
Yup.
794
00:40:25,075 --> 00:40:27,044
So you've decided to
make this your home?
795
00:40:28,913 --> 00:40:31,048
I gotta tell you, hillbilly.
796
00:40:31,081 --> 00:40:35,853
This chili cookoff
isn't for townies.
797
00:40:35,886 --> 00:40:39,924
Besides, we win every year.
798
00:40:39,957 --> 00:40:42,126
Well, I just got done
smoking all my resin
799
00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:44,094
so I reckon I'll be
smoking you next.
800
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:46,964
Please.
801
00:40:46,997 --> 00:40:48,666
You can't even
afford the entry fee.
802
00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:50,501
Dale Archdale!
803
00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:51,902
Hurry your ass up, you hear?
804
00:40:51,936 --> 00:40:53,771
Shut up, bitch!
805
00:40:53,804 --> 00:40:54,605
God!
806
00:40:54,638 --> 00:40:58,776
Dale Archdale?
807
00:40:58,809 --> 00:41:02,112
What the hell kind
of name is that, sir?
808
00:41:02,146 --> 00:41:04,381
I don't know, it's
better than Fauxman.
809
00:41:04,415 --> 00:41:07,017
I mean your name is Fucks Men.
810
00:41:13,657 --> 00:41:14,925
Later!
811
00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:15,793
Dick.
812
00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:23,534
I got an idea.
813
00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:25,336
What?
814
00:41:26,437 --> 00:41:28,539
We're gonna have a
party and charge people.
815
00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:33,244
No one's gonna pay
to party with us, Dale.
816
00:41:33,277 --> 00:41:34,612
Shit, yeah they will.
817
00:41:35,512 --> 00:41:37,014
They will!
818
00:41:37,047 --> 00:41:37,881
Ooh yes.
819
00:41:38,882 --> 00:41:39,717
They will.
820
00:41:43,988 --> 00:41:45,889
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
821
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:52,963
Man, Dale, I can't believe
you got them all to show up.
822
00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:55,633
You know, who'd thought
that telling a bunch
823
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:59,436
of hilljacks that Kenny G is
playing for 10 bucks a head
824
00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:02,139
would get them to come
out like this, huh?
825
00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,207
Hey, how are?
826
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,441
Did you see?
827
00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:05,442
Pretty girl.
828
00:42:07,911 --> 00:42:08,846
I love Kenny G.
829
00:42:08,879 --> 00:42:10,180
I hope he plays Auld Lang Syne.
830
00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,715
Uh huh, me too.
831
00:42:11,749 --> 00:42:15,653
You know, I heard you
are only supposed to take
832
00:42:15,686 --> 00:42:18,022
two and a half hours
worth of energy at a time.
833
00:42:18,055 --> 00:42:18,956
Uh huh, mhmm.
834
00:42:18,989 --> 00:42:20,257
Two and a half hours.
835
00:42:21,992 --> 00:42:23,762
Look man, this is a great party.
836
00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,530
You know what, I bet
some chips and salsa
837
00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:28,332
would be really nice,
don't you think?
838
00:42:28,365 --> 00:42:29,768
I'ma get some.
839
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,503
Sounds
good, I'll see you later.
840
00:42:32,536 --> 00:42:33,337
Yeah!
841
00:42:33,370 --> 00:42:34,171
Oh, it's a party!
842
00:42:34,204 --> 00:42:35,272
No way I know you.
843
00:42:35,306 --> 00:42:37,776
- Hey, Brittany, Brandy!
- Hi, Dale.
844
00:42:37,808 --> 00:42:38,642
Yeah.
845
00:42:40,010 --> 00:42:42,680
Mmm, you two, who's
getting naked first, huh?
846
00:42:42,713 --> 00:42:43,914
Get on my water bed later.
847
00:42:43,947 --> 00:42:44,748
Hey, Dale!
848
00:42:44,783 --> 00:42:45,749
Hey, Serge!
849
00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:47,551
Come on in, you're all right.
850
00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:49,353
How much we'll see
this time around, eh?
851
00:42:49,386 --> 00:42:50,755
Sergeant Dale!
852
00:42:50,789 --> 00:42:53,824
Captain, General,
Lieutenant, soldier.
853
00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:55,292
Hey Dale,
I must be late.
854
00:42:55,326 --> 00:42:57,194
Somebody already bust
their nuts all over you?
855
00:42:57,227 --> 00:42:59,463
Go away, Ronnie.
856
00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:01,498
Go away, get outta here, Ronnie!
857
00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:03,367
Yo, yo,
yo, what up Dale?
858
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,069
Yeah yeah.
859
00:43:05,102 --> 00:43:06,337
Up in here,
860
00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:08,005
- yeah yeah!
- Yeah, let me holla at you.
861
00:43:08,038 --> 00:43:10,207
It's getting worse and worse.
862
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,308
Where's the chicks at?
863
00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:14,111
What the hell are
you supposed to be?
864
00:43:16,647 --> 00:43:19,049
I'm a member of
the Bambino family.
865
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:20,284
Let me get this straight.
866
00:43:20,317 --> 00:43:21,518
You're in a costume
mocking a mob boss
867
00:43:21,552 --> 00:43:24,154
for a family that's
still around here?
868
00:43:29,226 --> 00:43:30,160
Trade me costumes?
869
00:43:30,194 --> 00:43:31,028
No.
870
00:43:38,602 --> 00:43:40,204
How are you doing?
871
00:43:40,237 --> 00:43:41,138
Well.
872
00:43:41,171 --> 00:43:42,506
This morning I had to fight
873
00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:44,708
a little Filipino woman.
874
00:43:44,742 --> 00:43:46,377
She came up to me and said
875
00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:48,212
she was gonna have a
double kidney transplant
876
00:43:48,245 --> 00:43:49,781
on the 15th of next month
877
00:43:49,814 --> 00:43:51,148
and she wanted the day off.
878
00:43:51,181 --> 00:43:53,016
Well I said no.
879
00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,819
That's the day of my big party.
880
00:43:54,853 --> 00:43:56,553
I need you there.
881
00:43:56,587 --> 00:43:58,655
Well she insisted and insisted.
882
00:43:58,689 --> 00:44:00,090
So finally I looked
her in the eye
883
00:44:00,124 --> 00:44:03,193
and I said Pekpek,
you cunt, you cunt!
884
00:44:04,161 --> 00:44:05,462
And then she slapped me.
885
00:44:06,865 --> 00:44:09,433
I couldn't tell if he had
any black in him or not!
886
00:44:09,466 --> 00:44:11,235
So I just didn't tip him!
887
00:44:25,616 --> 00:44:26,450
Dammit!
888
00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:42,366
Goddammit!
889
00:44:45,369 --> 00:44:46,203
Yeah!
890
00:44:47,471 --> 00:44:48,939
Woohoo!
891
00:44:48,972 --> 00:44:53,243
Just what the hell do you
think you're doing here?!
892
00:44:53,277 --> 00:44:54,111
Grrr!
893
00:44:56,246 --> 00:44:57,882
You got a permit?
894
00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,516
'Cause I'll call the sheriff.
895
00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:00,951
He's here with me somewhere.
896
00:45:03,253 --> 00:45:05,155
The hell are you
doing at my party?
897
00:45:05,189 --> 00:45:07,491
I reckon he's
trespassing, Dale.
898
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:09,894
I am not!
899
00:45:11,228 --> 00:45:12,463
You don't even
have a costume on.
900
00:45:12,496 --> 00:45:14,198
The fuck are you supposed to be?
901
00:45:16,901 --> 00:45:18,068
I am a Republican!
902
00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:21,940
God, this guy's pathetic!
903
00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,340
Fine, go.
904
00:45:23,373 --> 00:45:24,274
Have a drink.
905
00:45:27,077 --> 00:45:28,145
No, thank you.
906
00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:30,782
Take it.
907
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:35,820
Yeah, drink up!
908
00:45:41,926 --> 00:45:43,694
Shit, man, this salsa cold.
909
00:45:43,727 --> 00:45:45,930
Shit done damn near been
in the fucking fridge.
910
00:45:45,964 --> 00:45:47,197
What?
911
00:45:47,231 --> 00:45:48,332
Ain't nobody got time
for no cold ass salsa.
912
00:45:48,365 --> 00:45:50,434
Shit needs to be lukewarm!
913
00:45:50,467 --> 00:45:51,936
That's what's up.
914
00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:02,914
Damn!
915
00:46:02,947 --> 00:46:04,949
There's a lot of fly
honeys up in here tonight!
916
00:46:06,918 --> 00:46:09,353
Mmm, a lot of fly hunkies too.
917
00:46:10,254 --> 00:46:11,856
Let's go wildcats!
918
00:46:13,023 --> 00:46:13,892
Well well well.
919
00:46:15,158 --> 00:46:17,194
Well hey there pretty
little sweet thing.
920
00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:18,963
Hello.
921
00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:21,365
Look at this
pretty little piece
922
00:46:21,398 --> 00:46:23,467
of hairpie baked
up in front of me.
923
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,702
It's Abigail,
Fauxman's daughter.
924
00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:28,873
God.
925
00:46:29,974 --> 00:46:30,842
You're hot.
926
00:46:33,443 --> 00:46:34,913
Come on.
927
00:46:34,946 --> 00:46:36,580
Don't tell me you're afraid
of a little gun shooting.
928
00:46:36,613 --> 00:46:38,850
Well, I've never
seen a gun before.
929
00:46:40,651 --> 00:46:41,886
Come with me.
930
00:46:47,691 --> 00:46:48,893
Mmm!
931
00:46:48,927 --> 00:46:52,429
Oh!
932
00:47:00,872 --> 00:47:05,375
That
is some good shit.
933
00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:07,210
You chug like my grandmother!
934
00:47:08,145 --> 00:47:10,614
Drink, drink, little maggot!
935
00:47:10,647 --> 00:47:15,285
Right!
936
00:47:23,061 --> 00:47:23,895
Ew.
937
00:47:28,699 --> 00:47:30,835
Who took all the
watermelon ones?
938
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,604
Fuck you, you
white son of a bitch!
939
00:47:33,637 --> 00:47:35,205
I love lollipops!
940
00:47:35,238 --> 00:47:36,975
When the fuck is
Kenny G coming out, yo?
941
00:47:37,008 --> 00:47:38,709
Man my brother Facebook
said David Foster
942
00:47:38,742 --> 00:47:39,911
was playing this shit.
943
00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,211
That's some false
advertising, yo.
944
00:47:41,244 --> 00:47:42,814
You bet I'm gonna
report this shit
945
00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:44,514
to the Better Business
Bureau, motherfucker.
946
00:47:44,548 --> 00:47:45,917
Report that shit, dawg!
947
00:47:52,522 --> 00:47:54,759
I'd sure like a
delicious lollipop.
948
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,794
Pussy.
949
00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:03,034
Oh, hey there.
950
00:48:04,267 --> 00:48:05,770
What you doing?
951
00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:08,472
Oh.
952
00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:14,711
How many licks
is it gonna take
953
00:48:14,745 --> 00:48:16,080
till you taste the rainbow?
954
00:48:18,415 --> 00:48:19,716
I didn't know.
955
00:48:24,321 --> 00:48:26,223
It's all right, don't be shy.
956
00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:29,326
We got a bottle of wine
to lose our inhibitions.
957
00:48:32,130 --> 00:48:33,798
I quit drinking.
958
00:48:33,831 --> 00:48:35,465
Oh,
come on, sunshine.
959
00:49:09,299 --> 00:49:10,734
I'm looking for Braxton.
960
00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,113
I have no idea
what you just said.
961
00:49:22,146 --> 00:49:23,680
You sound like a Bassett Hound.
962
00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:31,756
Huh?
963
00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:37,394
I can't understand you either.
964
00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:43,968
He said what do
you want, you wop?
965
00:49:54,344 --> 00:49:55,312
Hey, take it easy,
966
00:49:55,345 --> 00:49:56,313
- fag.
- Yeah!
967
00:49:56,346 --> 00:49:57,481
Hey, yo!
968
00:49:57,514 --> 00:49:58,149
- Bye, Felicia.
- Oh, what the fuck?!
969
00:49:58,182 --> 00:49:59,483
You the boss?
970
00:49:59,516 --> 00:50:01,152
Fucking no-neck crew.
971
00:50:01,185 --> 00:50:02,019
Chew.
972
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,354
Gimme that, man.
973
00:50:04,387 --> 00:50:05,223
Smoke that.
974
00:50:08,126 --> 00:50:10,260
Looking for somebody, huh?
975
00:50:10,293 --> 00:50:11,595
I'm looking for Braxton.
976
00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:15,833
Mr. Bambino would like to
have a few words with him.
977
00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,701
Does this look like a party
978
00:50:17,734 --> 00:50:18,970
where there's a Braxton?
979
00:50:19,003 --> 00:50:20,138
I mean come on.
980
00:50:20,171 --> 00:50:21,038
Do we look like
we're fucking serving
981
00:50:21,072 --> 00:50:22,807
caviar over here, bro?
982
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,109
All right, I mean maybe Cletus.
983
00:50:25,143 --> 00:50:26,376
We got Cletus over there.
984
00:50:27,677 --> 00:50:28,678
Hey let's chug.
985
00:50:28,712 --> 00:50:29,513
Let's do it.
986
00:50:29,546 --> 00:50:30,580
All right, ready go.
987
00:50:40,524 --> 00:50:41,491
Cheers.
988
00:50:47,031 --> 00:50:47,832
Come on.
989
00:50:47,865 --> 00:50:48,933
He's not here.
990
00:50:48,966 --> 00:50:49,867
Hey wait.
991
00:50:52,103 --> 00:50:53,737
What do you guys do
with the horse's body
992
00:50:53,771 --> 00:50:57,208
after you guys dispose
of the head?
993
00:51:05,582 --> 00:51:07,051
Here.
994
00:51:07,084 --> 00:51:08,786
They're gone now
there, Warren Buffett.
995
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:09,653
Thank god.
996
00:51:14,658 --> 00:51:16,493
Cookies, cookies.
997
00:51:16,526 --> 00:51:17,862
Hi, Stanley.
998
00:51:17,895 --> 00:51:18,728
God, Ma!
999
00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:20,497
Leave me alone.
1000
00:51:28,738 --> 00:51:30,107
Oh wassup, my niggas!?
1001
00:51:40,650 --> 00:51:43,386
Did I just see a
gang of Levar Burtons?
1002
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:45,455
Looks like Reading
Rainbow just got gangster.
1003
00:51:46,891 --> 00:51:48,725
Oh hey there, chili
queen of the Nile.
1004
00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:50,694
I knew
you couldn't resist.
1005
00:51:50,727 --> 00:51:52,562
Oh I'm actually
looking for Mr. Fauxman.
1006
00:51:52,596 --> 00:51:54,364
I came to drop off
his registration form
1007
00:51:54,397 --> 00:51:55,532
for the Chili Cook Off.
1008
00:51:58,735 --> 00:52:00,838
Better give me one
of those too, huh?
1009
00:52:01,939 --> 00:52:04,075
What time am I
coming over tomorrow?
1010
00:52:04,108 --> 00:52:05,309
Tomorrow?
1011
00:52:07,144 --> 00:52:08,079
I figured you wanna
cook me some grub
1012
00:52:08,112 --> 00:52:09,646
but you was too shy to ask.
1013
00:52:11,816 --> 00:52:13,251
All right, hotshot.
1014
00:52:17,121 --> 00:52:18,688
All right, here's my address.
1015
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:19,723
Be there at eight?
1016
00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:20,892
Yeah I'll be there at eight.
1017
00:52:20,925 --> 00:52:22,626
If you're lucky I'll
bring my nipple blaster.
1018
00:52:22,659 --> 00:52:23,828
Oh my gosh.
1019
00:52:23,861 --> 00:52:25,096
It's got these three speeds.
1020
00:52:25,129 --> 00:52:26,197
Scream.
1021
00:52:26,230 --> 00:52:27,564
What the shit?
1022
00:52:29,599 --> 00:52:31,035
Oh my goodness.
1023
00:52:32,502 --> 00:52:34,005
Not again, Ginger!
1024
00:52:35,705 --> 00:52:36,874
Get your coat.
1025
00:52:38,575 --> 00:52:43,446
Sweet Robin
Leach, it's you!
1026
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:44,315
Hi, Daddy.
1027
00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:49,486
All of you, get out!
1028
00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:50,788
Get outta here!
1029
00:52:53,357 --> 00:52:54,292
Rick?
1030
00:52:54,325 --> 00:52:56,894
But, we're just talking.
1031
00:52:58,062 --> 00:52:59,897
I got this little
thing in my trunk,
1032
00:52:59,931 --> 00:53:01,598
it's a blow up mattress.
1033
00:53:01,631 --> 00:53:03,067
I could bring it over, maybe.
1034
00:53:05,468 --> 00:53:06,971
You're going down, Archdale.
1035
00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:14,644
What a joke.
1036
00:53:14,678 --> 00:53:16,080
Yeah.
1037
00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:18,481
Oh, I gotta make
a few more stops.
1038
00:53:18,515 --> 00:53:21,319
But I'll see you tomorrow?
1039
00:53:21,352 --> 00:53:23,854
Right on.
1040
00:53:25,555 --> 00:53:30,560
I got a date.
1041
00:54:00,024 --> 00:54:01,759
Hello, baby fork.
1042
00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:03,461
Oh, shit, you are hungry.
1043
00:54:03,493 --> 00:54:04,527
Fucking right.
1044
00:54:04,561 --> 00:54:05,528
I'll go get some more.
1045
00:54:05,562 --> 00:54:07,031
You make yourself at home, okay?
1046
00:54:07,064 --> 00:54:08,498
- All right.
- Okay.
1047
00:54:08,531 --> 00:54:09,699
Goddamn, that ass.
1048
00:54:09,733 --> 00:54:11,501
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
1049
00:54:11,534 --> 00:54:13,437
You must be Dale.
1050
00:54:13,471 --> 00:54:14,805
Raise the roof, D.
1051
00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:16,107
Yeah, raise the roof?
1052
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:17,341
Right, raise the roof.
1053
00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,342
The roof,
1054
00:54:18,376 --> 00:54:19,410
- the roof,
- Oh yeah.
1055
00:54:19,443 --> 00:54:20,845
- The roof is on fire.
- Oh yeah.
1056
00:54:20,878 --> 00:54:22,913
Uh, no, don't drink wine.
1057
00:54:22,947 --> 00:54:24,748
Wine is wiggity wiggity whack!
1058
00:54:27,385 --> 00:54:28,819
Here's some warming jelly
1059
00:54:28,853 --> 00:54:31,322
in case you kids wanna
get jiggy with it tonight.
1060
00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,722
Oh, yeah Frank,
1061
00:54:32,757 --> 00:54:33,958
- getting jiggy with it, huh?
- Remember those days.
1062
00:54:33,991 --> 00:54:35,926
Oh yeah, na na na.
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
1063
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,828
Shake it.
♪ Na na na na na na ♪
1064
00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:40,064
Shake it baby.
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
1065
00:54:40,097 --> 00:54:42,199
♪ Na na na na na na ♪
1066
00:54:42,233 --> 00:54:44,168
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
1067
00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:46,804
♪ Na na na na na na ♪
1068
00:54:46,837 --> 00:54:49,006
Your parents definitely
get it, they're funny.
1069
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,141
Yeah, funny.
1070
00:54:50,174 --> 00:54:51,909
They're funny as shit.
1071
00:54:51,942 --> 00:54:52,777
Thanks.
1072
00:54:54,644 --> 00:54:56,280
Doggone, you're looking
good in that, honey,
1073
00:54:56,313 --> 00:54:57,248
little piece of hairpie.
1074
00:54:57,281 --> 00:54:58,748
Thank you.
1075
00:54:58,783 --> 00:55:00,451
Why don't you tell me a
little about yourself, huh?
1076
00:55:01,786 --> 00:55:03,020
Well there's not much to tell.
1077
00:55:03,054 --> 00:55:05,056
I'm just a small town girl.
1078
00:55:08,591 --> 00:55:09,592
Sometimes I just
feel like I'm living
1079
00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:10,928
in this lonely world.
1080
00:55:12,695 --> 00:55:13,898
Do you ever just wanna,
1081
00:55:13,931 --> 00:55:15,966
Kind of go on a
permanent vacation?
1082
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,501
Yeah.
1083
00:55:17,535 --> 00:55:18,735
It's what I do.
1084
00:55:18,769 --> 00:55:20,371
I live where they
made Dawson's Creek.
1085
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,173
I'm always on vacation.
1086
00:55:23,207 --> 00:55:23,874
- What the?
- Oh shit.
1087
00:55:24,975 --> 00:55:26,010
Oh boy.
1088
00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:27,344
Dinner was almost ready.
1089
00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:30,948
Shit.
1090
00:55:30,981 --> 00:55:31,882
Why don't you put on
your Sunday's best,
1091
00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:33,184
let's go out to eat, huh?
1092
00:55:33,217 --> 00:55:34,185
Yeah?
1093
00:55:34,218 --> 00:55:35,019
Yeah.
1094
00:55:35,052 --> 00:55:35,853
Are you sure?
1095
00:55:35,886 --> 00:55:36,787
Yeah.
1096
00:55:36,821 --> 00:55:37,488
Well where do you wanna go?
1097
00:55:37,521 --> 00:55:38,756
Olive park.
1098
00:55:38,789 --> 00:55:41,192
Shit,
I love Olive Park.
1099
00:55:41,225 --> 00:55:42,126
- Let's go to Olive Park.
- Yeah?
1100
00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:43,394
Get some fucking bread sticks?
1101
00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:48,265
Yup.
1102
00:55:48,299 --> 00:55:49,767
What's up?
1103
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,002
Well don't you two look nice.
1104
00:55:52,036 --> 00:55:54,637
Shit yeah, I
mean it is the Olive Park.
1105
00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,240
Yeah but you don't
have to dress up
1106
00:55:56,273 --> 00:55:58,042
to come here anymore.
1107
00:55:58,075 --> 00:55:59,276
What?
1108
00:55:59,310 --> 00:56:00,144
Shit.
1109
00:56:01,946 --> 00:56:03,848
Hey, Pico!
1110
00:56:03,881 --> 00:56:05,682
I knew
you recognize me.
1111
00:56:05,715 --> 00:56:06,917
What are you doing here?
1112
00:56:06,951 --> 00:56:09,120
Oh, it's you.
1113
00:56:09,153 --> 00:56:10,488
Yeah it's me.
1114
00:56:11,755 --> 00:56:12,957
You guys got any mild
sauce today and shit
1115
00:56:12,990 --> 00:56:16,093
to put on those
enchiladas?
1116
00:56:16,127 --> 00:56:18,462
Mmm, I'm going
on my break now.
1117
00:56:20,231 --> 00:56:21,599
Look at you, sleepy.
1118
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,101
I think we request Pico.
1119
00:56:25,836 --> 00:56:26,736
Ooh wee!
1120
00:56:26,770 --> 00:56:28,205
Yeah, Crystal, what's up, girl?
1121
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,672
Hey, Dale!
1122
00:56:29,706 --> 00:56:31,509
Yeah, mmm.
1123
00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:33,710
Gotta love the Olive
Park, you know.
1124
00:56:33,743 --> 00:56:35,579
Yeah, all right.
1125
00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:48,526
Ginger, I can't
find the chili powder!
1126
00:56:50,461 --> 00:56:51,562
It's in the cabinet, dear.
1127
00:56:51,595 --> 00:56:52,630
Above the stove.
1128
00:56:53,631 --> 00:56:55,698
It's not in the cabinet.
1129
00:56:55,732 --> 00:56:57,835
All right, I'm
going to the store.
1130
00:56:57,868 --> 00:56:59,236
Okay.
1131
00:56:59,270 --> 00:57:00,670
Take Handsome with you.
1132
00:57:03,740 --> 00:57:05,009
Fine, dear.
1133
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:08,345
Come here, Handsome.
1134
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,382
Yes, you're so sweet, come on.
1135
00:57:16,686 --> 00:57:19,924
So what's
up with your parents?
1136
00:57:19,957 --> 00:57:23,527
Well, they adopted
a baby from Africa.
1137
00:57:23,561 --> 00:57:26,297
I don't know, they
try to act ethnic
1138
00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:29,366
because they think it'll
make them cool parents.
1139
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,568
You know, I don't know.
1140
00:57:30,601 --> 00:57:32,069
I think that they
just want for Keyshawn
1141
00:57:32,102 --> 00:57:33,938
to get older and kind of
be amongst his own people.
1142
00:57:33,971 --> 00:57:37,740
You know, his own tribe,
tribal community thing
1143
00:57:37,775 --> 00:57:39,009
so you know, I don't know.
1144
00:57:39,043 --> 00:57:40,311
They've always just
been into that whole
1145
00:57:40,344 --> 00:57:42,313
fricking sub-culture.
1146
00:57:42,346 --> 00:57:43,814
We've actually been working on
1147
00:57:43,847 --> 00:57:45,449
learning their
language together.
1148
00:57:47,184 --> 00:57:50,154
That means hello
in where he's from.
1149
00:57:50,187 --> 00:57:51,789
Oh my god, I'm scaring
you off, aren't I?
1150
00:57:51,822 --> 00:57:53,390
No, shit makes sense.
1151
00:57:55,259 --> 00:57:57,094
I love fucked up
broads like you.
1152
00:57:58,896 --> 00:58:00,364
Hey, Waco.
1153
00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:02,900
I take it you'll be playing
credit card roulette again?
1154
00:58:02,933 --> 00:58:05,069
I take it you're
very good at sleeping?
1155
00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:07,204
Charming.
1156
00:58:07,238 --> 00:58:08,072
Pff.
1157
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:10,975
Fuck you.
1158
00:58:25,522 --> 00:58:27,691
I had a really
great time tonight.
1159
00:58:27,725 --> 00:58:29,059
Me too.
1160
00:58:29,093 --> 00:58:31,028
Mind if I finger bang
you with my mouth?
1161
00:58:31,061 --> 00:58:32,263
Yeah.
1162
00:58:32,296 --> 00:58:33,097
Okay.
1163
00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:33,998
Fucking right.
1164
00:58:35,099 --> 00:58:35,899
Stop!
1165
00:58:35,933 --> 00:58:36,734
Hammertime!
1166
00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:40,738
♪ Whoah ♪
1167
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:41,672
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
1168
00:58:41,705 --> 00:58:44,041
Oh, Frankie, honey.
1169
00:58:44,074 --> 00:58:45,476
Are you okay?
1170
00:58:45,509 --> 00:58:47,344
Ah, it's that old
pop-locking injury again.
1171
00:58:47,378 --> 00:58:48,746
Come on, come on.
1172
00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:51,482
Mom, Dad, you're
embarrassing me!
1173
00:58:51,515 --> 00:58:52,349
Jesus!
1174
00:58:53,183 --> 00:58:54,018
God!
1175
00:58:55,986 --> 00:58:57,121
Oh well all right.
1176
00:59:05,929 --> 00:59:06,997
You're here.
1177
00:59:07,031 --> 00:59:09,199
Great, why?
1178
00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,369
You don't work here anymore.
1179
00:59:12,403 --> 00:59:14,238
Huh, why?
1180
00:59:15,406 --> 00:59:18,509
Well as a member of
the Chili Cook Off team,
1181
00:59:19,677 --> 00:59:21,445
it's imperative that
you remain impartial.
1182
00:59:23,047 --> 00:59:26,751
After what you did last
night with a contestant,
1183
00:59:29,019 --> 00:59:30,120
it makes it impossible for you
1184
00:59:30,154 --> 00:59:31,756
to carry out those duties.
1185
00:59:33,157 --> 00:59:37,394
So supple.
1186
00:59:37,428 --> 00:59:38,996
I tell you what.
1187
00:59:39,029 --> 00:59:42,166
I think there's other
arrangements that could be made.
1188
00:59:42,199 --> 00:59:43,133
Oh my god.
1189
00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:52,710
Nice ass.
1190
00:59:56,781 --> 00:59:57,981
If we weren't married.
1191
01:00:00,317 --> 01:00:01,585
Right, right.
1192
01:00:02,853 --> 01:00:05,289
If we weren't
married, of course.
1193
01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:13,765
I'm paying you.
1194
01:00:14,865 --> 01:00:15,800
Get back to work!
1195
01:00:15,834 --> 01:00:16,768
Yes, sir.
1196
01:00:25,075 --> 01:00:27,711
This is how I'll stare
at them the whole night.
1197
01:00:27,745 --> 01:00:29,880
I swear to god, for
like seven hours, bro,
1198
01:00:29,913 --> 01:00:30,748
I was like.
1199
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,083
What?
1200
01:00:33,117 --> 01:00:35,419
Do you have snot coming
out of your mouth too?
1201
01:00:36,353 --> 01:00:37,588
Fuck.
1202
01:00:37,621 --> 01:00:38,589
Hey babe, what's up?
1203
01:00:38,622 --> 01:00:40,891
Fauxman saw us kiss.
1204
01:00:40,924 --> 01:00:42,794
He got me fired.
1205
01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:43,994
Ah, shit, you all right babe?
1206
01:00:44,027 --> 01:00:44,829
Come here.
1207
01:00:44,863 --> 01:00:45,696
I'm sorry, Dale.
1208
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,532
My mama warned me about this.
1209
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,669
She told me I was living
in a gangster's paradise.
1210
01:00:54,471 --> 01:00:56,573
She told me not to go
chasing waterfalls.
1211
01:00:57,941 --> 01:00:59,243
Why the hell is this my fault?
1212
01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:00,210
I didn't do anything.
1213
01:01:00,244 --> 01:01:02,146
You were too legit, Dale.
1214
01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:03,046
Too legit to quit.
1215
01:01:06,183 --> 01:01:08,485
What does that mean?
1216
01:01:08,519 --> 01:01:10,855
You can't touch this.
1217
01:01:10,889 --> 01:01:13,390
Come on, baby!
1218
01:01:13,424 --> 01:01:14,258
Could be!
1219
01:01:17,796 --> 01:01:19,129
We ain't doing the chili?
1220
01:01:26,537 --> 01:01:27,938
No!
1221
01:01:27,971 --> 01:01:28,807
Shit!
1222
01:01:31,141 --> 01:01:32,643
What you gonna do now, Dale?
1223
01:01:33,812 --> 01:01:35,546
Her heart has turned
to ice, ice, baby.
1224
01:01:36,513 --> 01:01:37,314
Well I ain't going after her.
1225
01:01:37,347 --> 01:01:39,082
I'm out of shape.
1226
01:01:39,116 --> 01:01:40,717
Shit, I don't know.
1227
01:01:40,752 --> 01:01:43,387
I guess I'll get her
her job back, huh?
1228
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:44,388
Figure that out.
1229
01:01:44,421 --> 01:01:45,890
Get her her job back?
1230
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,991
How in the name of
a whispering stream
1231
01:01:48,025 --> 01:01:49,259
cutting through a mountain range
1232
01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,428
under a deep blue sky
near a happy little tree
1233
01:01:51,462 --> 01:01:52,931
of a Bob Ross painting
1234
01:01:52,963 --> 01:01:54,398
are you gonna do that?
1235
01:02:01,004 --> 01:02:01,806
Richmond!
1236
01:02:15,085 --> 01:02:16,353
Mr. Richmond!
1237
01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:18,155
Oh, oh.
1238
01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:24,328
I want what I have
in your mouth.
1239
01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:25,529
In your mouth.
1240
01:02:29,466 --> 01:02:30,835
Here.
1241
01:02:30,869 --> 01:02:32,135
Sign these.
1242
01:02:40,845 --> 01:02:43,447
Richmond!
1243
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,048
Oh, I wanna hit that.
1244
01:02:45,082 --> 01:02:46,049
Richmond!
1245
01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,684
You gotta get Tori her job back.
1246
01:02:47,718 --> 01:02:50,087
I have no idea who
you're talking about.
1247
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,255
Nor do I care.
1248
01:02:51,288 --> 01:02:52,222
She's a hot
little piece of ass
1249
01:02:52,256 --> 01:02:53,423
that works here, I don't know.
1250
01:02:53,457 --> 01:02:56,326
Lipman got her fired
and she didn't do shit.
1251
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,029
Sorry buddy, not my problem.
1252
01:02:59,062 --> 01:03:00,865
Shit, you couldn't get her
job back if you wanted to.
1253
01:03:00,899 --> 01:03:03,500
You're a little
bitch boy of Lipman.
1254
01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:06,703
Hey.
1255
01:03:06,737 --> 01:03:08,006
What?
1256
01:03:08,038 --> 01:03:09,506
Of course I can
get her job back.
1257
01:03:10,607 --> 01:03:12,242
I'm Aaron fucking Richmond!
1258
01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:16,713
Problem is, not only
do I have no desire
1259
01:03:16,747 --> 01:03:18,715
of helping that fine
piece of ass Tori.
1260
01:03:20,150 --> 01:03:21,385
I think I might tap that.
1261
01:03:22,553 --> 01:03:23,453
You just said two seconds ago
1262
01:03:23,487 --> 01:03:24,321
you didn't know who she was.
1263
01:03:24,354 --> 01:03:25,589
Now you know her?
1264
01:03:25,622 --> 01:03:26,991
Oh, but don't I?
1265
01:03:27,025 --> 01:03:28,860
I always do, bitch.
1266
01:03:30,828 --> 01:03:33,096
Shit, all right I got an idea.
1267
01:03:33,130 --> 01:03:34,264
What's up?
1268
01:03:34,298 --> 01:03:36,099
You're a little
firecracker, you know?
1269
01:03:36,133 --> 01:03:38,036
All right look it, there's a
Chicken Wang eating challenge
1270
01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:39,303
at the Moist grill.
1271
01:03:39,336 --> 01:03:42,172
If I win, you get
Tori her job back.
1272
01:03:42,205 --> 01:03:43,440
Unless you're too scared.
1273
01:03:43,473 --> 01:03:45,509
Aaron Richmond fears no food.
1274
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:47,311
Unless it's footlong hotdogs.
1275
01:03:47,344 --> 01:03:49,379
They make me uncomfortable.
1276
01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:50,681
What do I make out of it?
1277
01:03:54,518 --> 01:03:55,820
Is that your truck?
1278
01:03:57,621 --> 01:03:58,722
Yeah.
1279
01:03:58,756 --> 01:03:59,991
Tell you what.
1280
01:04:00,024 --> 01:04:03,193
You beat me, I get
Tori her job back.
1281
01:04:03,226 --> 01:04:07,230
But if I win, I get your
truck and your girl.
1282
01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:12,302
All right man, you got a deal.
1283
01:04:28,753 --> 01:04:30,220
Okay, fellas.
1284
01:04:30,253 --> 01:04:33,290
The Hillbilly Chicken
Wang Challenge.
1285
01:04:33,323 --> 01:04:36,393
The first one to eat
and complete wins.
1286
01:04:37,895 --> 01:04:39,030
Everyone understand?
1287
01:04:40,330 --> 01:04:42,265
Three, two, one.
1288
01:04:44,969 --> 01:04:47,005
Dominate your chicken wing!
1289
01:04:59,884 --> 01:05:01,284
Is it fun being like
a reality show star
1290
01:05:01,318 --> 01:05:03,720
instead of like a real actor?
1291
01:05:31,448 --> 01:05:32,716
White people.
1292
01:05:34,651 --> 01:05:36,386
Hey, Aaron, look at these!
1293
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:37,254
Woo!
1294
01:06:18,763 --> 01:06:20,697
Dale, your last bite!
1295
01:06:25,937 --> 01:06:26,771
Winner!
1296
01:06:35,179 --> 01:06:40,184
I put all of you in the
poor house.
1297
01:06:40,785 --> 01:06:41,618
And why not?
1298
01:06:42,486 --> 01:06:46,289
I'm Fauxman!
1299
01:06:47,892 --> 01:06:49,659
Tori's back in.
1300
01:06:49,693 --> 01:06:50,594
What?
1301
01:06:50,627 --> 01:06:51,763
Richman let Tori back in.
1302
01:06:52,964 --> 01:06:54,564
Well, we've gotta
put a stop to this.
1303
01:06:54,598 --> 01:06:55,599
Archdale can't win.
1304
01:06:55,632 --> 01:06:56,533
We can't.
1305
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:57,802
Richman's our biggest draw.
1306
01:06:57,835 --> 01:06:59,904
If we lose him, the
Chili Cook Off won't go.
1307
01:06:59,937 --> 01:07:01,939
We've got to do
something about this!
1308
01:07:01,973 --> 01:07:03,040
And fast!
1309
01:07:03,074 --> 01:07:05,209
The Chili Cook Off is tomorrow!
1310
01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:13,117
I have an idea.
1311
01:07:14,218 --> 01:07:16,586
I do like your ideas.
1312
01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:18,622
Do you, really?
1313
01:07:18,655 --> 01:07:19,556
Yes indeed.
1314
01:07:20,557 --> 01:07:21,826
Yes indeed?
1315
01:07:21,859 --> 01:07:23,261
Yes indeed, yes indeed,
yes indeed, yes indeed.
1316
01:07:30,467 --> 01:07:31,869
Why you fucker!
1317
01:07:33,771 --> 01:07:34,604
Dick.
1318
01:07:35,672 --> 01:07:38,209
Chili princess returns.
1319
01:07:38,242 --> 01:07:39,609
I knew you couldn't resist.
1320
01:07:41,045 --> 01:07:42,113
Fuck Fauxman, you guys.
1321
01:07:42,146 --> 01:07:42,947
Yeah?
1322
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:43,781
Yeah, let's get 'em.
1323
01:07:43,815 --> 01:07:45,116
How'd you find out?
1324
01:07:46,217 --> 01:07:47,450
Rick called me.
1325
01:07:47,484 --> 01:07:48,820
Rick?
1326
01:07:48,853 --> 01:07:51,688
Dale, a girl like
this is more than just
1327
01:07:51,721 --> 01:07:53,623
an awesome high and perky rack
1328
01:07:53,657 --> 01:07:55,026
and an ass that won't quit.
1329
01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:56,194
I know, that ass won't quit.
1330
01:07:56,227 --> 01:07:57,195
It's special.
1331
01:07:57,228 --> 01:07:58,361
You feel it here.
1332
01:07:58,395 --> 01:07:59,496
Yeah.
1333
01:07:59,529 --> 01:08:00,298
- I feel it too.
- Not just down here.
1334
01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:01,065
Well a lot down there.
1335
01:08:01,098 --> 01:08:02,266
But here.
1336
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,535
And I know that
I'll find somebody.
1337
01:08:05,569 --> 01:08:06,871
I'll find somebody.
1338
01:08:06,904 --> 01:08:07,704
You will, Rick.
1339
01:08:07,737 --> 01:08:08,873
But you found yours.
1340
01:08:08,906 --> 01:08:09,841
This is yours!
1341
01:08:09,874 --> 01:08:11,042
I know, she hot.
1342
01:08:11,075 --> 01:08:13,311
Come here, Rick, I love
you, come here, Rick.
1343
01:08:20,218 --> 01:08:21,551
I was like, fuck you, stoplight,
1344
01:08:21,585 --> 01:08:23,520
I pay taxes on my unemployment.
1345
01:08:23,553 --> 01:08:24,856
Fuck that shit, dude.
1346
01:08:25,823 --> 01:08:27,058
- All right.
- Fuck.
1347
01:08:28,326 --> 01:08:29,327
Oh, no.
1348
01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:31,095
It's bad, I'm sorry.
1349
01:08:32,629 --> 01:08:33,898
Fuck man, that shit
taste like shit, Rick.
1350
01:08:33,931 --> 01:08:35,066
That's bad, dude.
1351
01:08:35,099 --> 01:08:36,300
Come on man.
1352
01:08:36,334 --> 01:08:37,902
I'm sorry.
1353
01:08:37,935 --> 01:08:39,971
Mind if I grab that ass?
1354
01:08:40,004 --> 01:08:41,038
No.
1355
01:08:43,274 --> 01:08:44,108
God damn.
1356
01:08:45,243 --> 01:08:48,179
I've been working
out.
1357
01:08:50,248 --> 01:08:51,082
Dale.
1358
01:08:53,351 --> 01:08:55,253
You are something else.
1359
01:08:56,787 --> 01:08:58,722
All right, all right.
1360
01:08:58,756 --> 01:08:59,623
Now try.
1361
01:09:01,658 --> 01:09:02,726
Holy shit!
1362
01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:06,197
That's it.
1363
01:09:07,430 --> 01:09:08,299
That's great!
1364
01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:09,066
- Yes!
- That's it!
1365
01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:09,901
Fuck yes!
1366
01:09:09,934 --> 01:09:11,434
I love it Rick!
1367
01:09:11,468 --> 01:09:12,602
I love it!
1368
01:09:12,636 --> 01:09:13,436
Yes!
1369
01:09:14,604 --> 01:09:18,876
This is the chili that
will win the contest.
1370
01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:43,401
Sorry, we have to take
your chili for inspection.
1371
01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:44,601
The shit?
1372
01:09:44,634 --> 01:09:45,770
Yeah.
1373
01:09:45,803 --> 01:09:49,106
According to like,
bylaw two or something,
1374
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:51,574
any contestant operating
with a former member
1375
01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:55,913
of the chili contest, we
gotta inspect the chili, yeah.
1376
01:10:00,785 --> 01:10:03,120
Hey, forget about it.
1377
01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:07,024
It'll be waiting for you
back at the contest, yeah.
1378
01:10:07,058 --> 01:10:08,893
The shit, man?
1379
01:10:08,926 --> 01:10:10,593
This ain't good.
1380
01:10:10,627 --> 01:10:11,628
All right, listen, Rick,
stick with the chili, man.
1381
01:10:11,661 --> 01:10:13,496
I don't trust these rich fucks.
1382
01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:15,598
Tori, let's go get drunk.
1383
01:10:15,632 --> 01:10:18,135
The rest of you shits I
don't give a shit about.
1384
01:10:18,169 --> 01:10:19,003
Let's go, baby.
1385
01:10:45,029 --> 01:10:48,466
Hey, can you tell
me if these are ripe?
1386
01:10:51,402 --> 01:10:53,270
They feel ripe to me.
1387
01:11:53,998 --> 01:11:55,399
Oh, look at those titties!
1388
01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:57,535
My clock says
it's time to fuck!
1389
01:11:57,567 --> 01:12:00,137
Hey look at you
sexy little thing.
1390
01:12:00,171 --> 01:12:01,005
Aren't you sweet.
1391
01:12:02,572 --> 01:12:03,441
Come on.
1392
01:12:13,017 --> 01:12:15,186
Mr. Bambino
grows tired of waiting.
1393
01:12:16,053 --> 01:12:18,489
He wants his 50 grand today!
1394
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:22,359
Our family's recipe
wins every year.
1395
01:12:23,761 --> 01:12:25,896
You'll have the money by
the end of the day, I swear.
1396
01:12:28,365 --> 01:12:29,200
I better.
1397
01:12:36,807 --> 01:12:39,310
Mr. Bambino grows impatient.
1398
01:12:44,849 --> 01:12:47,551
Yeah!
1399
01:12:47,585 --> 01:12:50,488
Welcome to the 10th
annual Chili Cook Off.
1400
01:12:50,521 --> 01:12:51,922
I'm Aaron Richmond
1401
01:12:51,956 --> 01:12:54,724
and I'm gonna put what
these guys got in my mouth.
1402
01:12:54,758 --> 01:12:55,926
Are you ready?
1403
01:13:00,697 --> 01:13:02,600
Contestants, you ready?
1404
01:13:11,308 --> 01:13:12,276
Let's grub.
1405
01:13:15,379 --> 01:13:16,280
All right.
1406
01:13:16,313 --> 01:13:18,748
Let's see what we got here.
1407
01:13:18,782 --> 01:13:19,984
♪ Star on a two man ♪
1408
01:13:20,017 --> 01:13:21,185
♪ Kinda like I be Spock ♪
1409
01:13:21,218 --> 01:13:22,286
♪ We walk by ♪
1410
01:13:22,319 --> 01:13:23,954
♪ Girls whistle like a teapot ♪
1411
01:13:23,988 --> 01:13:26,457
♪ Slingshot slinging
rocks like a boulder ♪
1412
01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:29,093
♪ Chilling with my crew
sipping rum and cherry cola ♪
1413
01:13:29,126 --> 01:13:30,461
♪ Living like a molar ♪
1414
01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:31,996
♪ As I'm sipping out the flask ♪
1415
01:13:32,029 --> 01:13:34,365
♪ Business in the front
but we party in the back ♪
1416
01:13:34,398 --> 01:13:35,599
♪ Smoking from my stash ♪
1417
01:13:35,633 --> 01:13:37,334
♪ Hit it from the weed pipe ♪
1418
01:13:37,368 --> 01:13:40,070
♪ So damn high I can't
motherfuckin see right ♪
1419
01:13:40,104 --> 01:13:42,406
♪ Dale Archdale on a
mission with his crew ♪
1420
01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:43,440
♪ We the fucking shit ♪
1421
01:13:43,474 --> 01:13:45,042
♪ It like everything we do ♪
1422
01:13:45,075 --> 01:13:47,611
♪ Sipping on a 40 while
the girls dropping low ♪
1423
01:13:47,645 --> 01:13:50,414
♪ Sipping on some free
shots like a free throw ♪
1424
01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:52,316
♪ On my lyrical period yeah ♪
1425
01:13:52,349 --> 01:13:54,385
♪ My flow is heavy and I
get so many cream pies ♪
1426
01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:56,253
♪ They call me
Little Debbie, what ♪
1427
01:13:56,287 --> 01:13:58,455
♪ Who's that dude that got
the game on lock, man ♪
1428
01:13:58,489 --> 01:13:59,957
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1429
01:13:59,990 --> 01:14:01,492
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1430
01:14:01,525 --> 01:14:03,693
♪ Who's that dude that run
the trailer park, man ♪
1431
01:14:03,726 --> 01:14:04,528
♪ Archdale ♪
1432
01:14:04,562 --> 01:14:05,763
Cincinnati chili?
1433
01:14:05,796 --> 01:14:07,798
This is the fucking south!
1434
01:14:07,831 --> 01:14:10,467
Take that shit back up
north, you fucking yankee.
1435
01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:14,505
♪ Who's that dude that
just throw the last joint ♪
1436
01:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,673
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1437
01:14:15,705 --> 01:14:17,208
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1438
01:14:17,241 --> 01:14:18,209
♪ You ground for the shine ♪
1439
01:14:18,242 --> 01:14:19,777
♪ So the shiner take flight ♪
1440
01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:22,279
♪ A lot of fine ladies
in the ice made nights ♪
1441
01:14:22,313 --> 01:14:23,681
♪ Look like the daytime ♪
1442
01:14:23,713 --> 01:14:24,949
♪ Say I ain't fly ♪
1443
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,217
♪ You gotta be smoking ♪
1444
01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:27,818
♪ And you had a few
of them sane eyes ♪
1445
01:14:27,851 --> 01:14:29,053
♪ West coast, fresh coast ♪
1446
01:14:29,086 --> 01:14:30,621
♪ Sitting on some lowlows ♪
1447
01:14:30,654 --> 01:14:33,023
♪ All up on my high horse
but I ain't rocking Polo ♪
1448
01:14:33,057 --> 01:14:34,858
♪ Yolo, I really agree ♪
1449
01:14:34,892 --> 01:14:36,293
♪ See me in that button down ♪
1450
01:14:36,327 --> 01:14:38,462
♪ With your girl going
down on that yoyo ♪
1451
01:14:38,495 --> 01:14:39,663
♪ Ish I'm the ish ♪
1452
01:14:39,697 --> 01:14:40,998
♪ But I don't like to ♪
1453
01:14:41,031 --> 01:14:43,667
♪ I prefer the one
spot like Lebron do ♪
1454
01:14:43,701 --> 01:14:45,035
♪ Just rock up in my name ♪
1455
01:14:45,069 --> 01:14:46,370
♪ You're dealing
with the flame ♪
1456
01:14:46,403 --> 01:14:47,671
♪ Nigger Irving swerving ♪
1457
01:14:47,705 --> 01:14:49,006
♪ Knocking shots back ♪
1458
01:14:49,039 --> 01:14:50,507
♪ Hey make a A, lady ♪
1459
01:14:50,541 --> 01:14:52,142
♪ You wanna deal
with the ragalator ♪
1460
01:14:52,176 --> 01:14:53,310
♪ The young fly boy ♪
1461
01:14:53,344 --> 01:14:54,578
♪ A real levitator ♪
1462
01:14:54,612 --> 01:14:56,847
♪ I'm kicking ass
like Dale Archdale ♪
1463
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:58,415
♪ Y'all the past,
we the future ♪
1464
01:14:58,449 --> 01:15:00,584
♪ Turning the lights
to see the winners ♪
1465
01:15:00,618 --> 01:15:02,453
♪ Who's that dude that got
the game on lock, man ♪
1466
01:15:02,486 --> 01:15:03,687
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1467
01:15:03,721 --> 01:15:05,222
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1468
01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:07,758
♪ Who's that dude that run
the trailer park, man ♪
1469
01:15:07,791 --> 01:15:09,026
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1470
01:15:09,059 --> 01:15:10,527
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1471
01:15:10,561 --> 01:15:13,063
♪ Who's that dude that
got the chicks on point ♪
1472
01:15:13,097 --> 01:15:14,298
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1473
01:15:14,331 --> 01:15:15,899
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1474
01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:18,469
♪ Who's that dude that
just throw the last joint ♪
1475
01:15:18,502 --> 01:15:19,637
♪ Archdale, Archdale ♪
1476
01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:23,107
♪ Motherfucking Archdale ♪
1477
01:15:33,684 --> 01:15:35,152
Yeah!
1478
01:15:35,185 --> 01:15:39,490
I'm smoking blunts with two
of my main motherfuckers.
1479
01:15:39,523 --> 01:15:41,325
- Archdale.
- Dale Archdale
1480
01:15:41,358 --> 01:15:43,794
and motherfucking Ron Jeremy.
1481
01:15:48,198 --> 01:15:49,433
Very impressive.
1482
01:15:50,301 --> 01:15:52,169
Very fucking tasty, Archdale.
1483
01:15:54,004 --> 01:15:55,606
That shit better be good.
1484
01:15:55,639 --> 01:15:57,875
I didn't take off the
Tire Depot for nothing.
1485
01:15:58,809 --> 01:15:59,943
Mr. Fauxman.
1486
01:16:07,318 --> 01:16:08,252
Definitely a no.
1487
01:16:09,153 --> 01:16:10,054
Definitely a no.
1488
01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:25,402
Literally, oh shit.
1489
01:16:25,436 --> 01:16:26,370
Shit, I gotta go.
1490
01:16:26,403 --> 01:16:28,605
Wait, wait, wait, who won?
1491
01:16:28,639 --> 01:16:29,573
Archdale.
1492
01:16:30,507 --> 01:16:31,942
Hey, all right!
1493
01:16:31,975 --> 01:16:32,811
Yee!
1494
01:16:36,046 --> 01:16:36,880
Oh!
1495
01:16:38,749 --> 01:16:39,583
Pfff.
1496
01:16:40,451 --> 01:16:42,453
Oh yeah.
1497
01:16:42,486 --> 01:16:44,355
All right, ooh.
1498
01:16:44,388 --> 01:16:45,856
Yeah.
1499
01:16:45,889 --> 01:16:47,891
I could get used
to this shit, huh?
1500
01:16:47,925 --> 01:16:50,829
Eat it!
1501
01:16:57,234 --> 01:16:59,737
I knew that dickhead
was anorexic.
1502
01:16:59,771 --> 01:17:00,971
I don't know what
you pulled here
1503
01:17:01,004 --> 01:17:02,841
but you're finished!
1504
01:17:02,873 --> 01:17:05,376
No one takes my winnings!
1505
01:17:05,409 --> 01:17:07,077
My winnings, bitch.
1506
01:17:07,111 --> 01:17:09,814
Take your ass back
past go, pennybags.
1507
01:17:39,878 --> 01:17:41,211
He didn't win.
1508
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:45,115
No, no, the fat guy won.
1509
01:17:47,684 --> 01:17:48,519
All of them?
1510
01:17:50,822 --> 01:17:51,955
Consider it done.
1511
01:17:53,323 --> 01:17:55,760
Dude, you have a
sperm on your neck.
1512
01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:10,274
Holy shit!
1513
01:18:14,178 --> 01:18:15,546
Yeah!
1514
01:18:15,579 --> 01:18:17,047
All right!
1515
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:18,315
Yeah!
1516
01:18:18,348 --> 01:18:19,249
Where's that check!?
1517
01:18:19,283 --> 01:18:20,184
Come here, mama.
1518
01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:21,418
Let me get that check.
1519
01:18:21,452 --> 01:18:22,953
No, no, no
I can do it, hey.
1520
01:18:22,986 --> 01:18:23,822
- Let me get the damn check
- No, no, no you don't know
1521
01:18:23,855 --> 01:18:25,722
- how banks work!
- Rick!
1522
01:18:25,757 --> 01:18:27,024
You don't know how to do that.
1523
01:18:27,057 --> 01:18:29,092
I know how banks work.
1524
01:18:29,126 --> 01:18:30,360
I wanna cash it.
1525
01:18:30,394 --> 01:18:32,029
Dude, if you break it,
1526
01:18:32,062 --> 01:18:33,765
you won't be able
to cash it at all.
1527
01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,599
You gotta be careful
with that thing.
1528
01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:38,068
I'm fucking cashing
the damn check, Rick.
1529
01:18:38,101 --> 01:18:39,203
I know what I'm doing.
1530
01:18:41,806 --> 01:18:42,841
Psst, Dale.
1531
01:18:44,007 --> 01:18:45,476
Fuck you, talking bush.
1532
01:18:45,509 --> 01:18:47,311
Dale, over here.
1533
01:18:47,344 --> 01:18:48,545
What the hell?
1534
01:18:48,579 --> 01:18:49,914
The hell are you
doing down there?
1535
01:18:49,948 --> 01:18:51,148
You richies.
1536
01:18:51,181 --> 01:18:52,349
I need
your help, man.
1537
01:18:52,382 --> 01:18:55,052
I owe the Bambino
family a lot of money.
1538
01:18:55,085 --> 01:18:56,855
The hell do I care?
1539
01:18:56,888 --> 01:18:59,189
Man, help me
out, my dad cut me off.
1540
01:19:01,893 --> 01:19:02,894
How much?
1541
01:19:02,927 --> 01:19:04,261
50 grand.
1542
01:19:04,294 --> 01:19:05,529
If I don't pay them tonight,
1543
01:19:05,562 --> 01:19:07,664
they're gonna kill
me and my family.
1544
01:19:07,698 --> 01:19:09,032
Maybe yours too.
1545
01:19:09,066 --> 01:19:11,101
Oh that's pretty convenient,
I just won 50 grand,
1546
01:19:11,134 --> 01:19:12,669
now you're gonna
take it from me?
1547
01:19:12,703 --> 01:19:14,671
You're the one with
the Pauly D money!
1548
01:19:14,705 --> 01:19:16,841
They'll kill
you man, they're Italian.
1549
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,542
That's what they
do in the mafia.
1550
01:19:18,575 --> 01:19:19,777
They know you're our neighbors,
1551
01:19:19,811 --> 01:19:21,278
they saw you win
that money today.
1552
01:19:21,311 --> 01:19:23,046
You're in just as much
trouble as we are.
1553
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,349
Shit.
1554
01:19:26,283 --> 01:19:27,284
You get me involved.
1555
01:19:38,562 --> 01:19:40,030
Oh, that's nice.
1556
01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,268
Yeah?
1557
01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:46,103
Hey, gather everybody up.
1558
01:19:46,136 --> 01:19:48,405
Some heavy shit's going down.
1559
01:19:48,438 --> 01:19:49,339
Who is this?
1560
01:19:49,373 --> 01:19:50,707
What are you talking about?
1561
01:19:50,741 --> 01:19:51,742
Dale?
1562
01:19:51,776 --> 01:19:53,377
Dale, is this you?
1563
01:19:53,410 --> 01:19:56,113
Dale, we have to do things
like father and son.
1564
01:19:56,146 --> 01:19:57,882
I'm reading this book, it's
really quite interesting.
1565
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,316
You know, we should go fishing,
1566
01:19:59,349 --> 01:20:01,451
go to play baseball, go bowling.
1567
01:20:01,485 --> 01:20:04,822
We have to build up a
relationship, you know, father-son.
1568
01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:07,491
Put Stanley on the phone.
1569
01:20:08,592 --> 01:20:09,426
Fine!
1570
01:20:12,462 --> 01:20:13,297
What up man?
1571
01:20:14,498 --> 01:20:15,967
Get all your weaponry.
1572
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,267
It's time to go to work.
1573
01:20:18,201 --> 01:20:19,236
Yeah I got you.
1574
01:20:42,359 --> 01:20:44,361
♪ Get a glimpse of heaven
right here on earth ♪
1575
01:20:44,394 --> 01:20:45,763
♪ The material things I know ♪
1576
01:20:45,797 --> 01:20:47,698
Man let's do this shit!
1577
01:20:47,731 --> 01:20:49,366
Yeah.
1578
01:20:49,399 --> 01:20:51,602
♪ But I can't take it with me
when I'm back to the dirt ♪
1579
01:20:51,635 --> 01:20:52,770
♪ 'cause I come from the earth ♪
1580
01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:53,972
♪ I'm more concerned with word ♪
1581
01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:55,305
♪ Like the mighty mighty man ♪
1582
01:20:55,339 --> 01:20:56,373
♪ With the mighty mighty plan ♪
1583
01:20:56,406 --> 01:20:57,374
♪ Not the ice on my hand ♪
1584
01:20:57,407 --> 01:20:58,776
Hey.
1585
01:20:58,810 --> 01:21:00,143
You coming?
1586
01:21:00,177 --> 01:21:01,712
No, no.
1587
01:21:01,745 --> 01:21:03,313
I'm turning over a new leaf.
1588
01:21:03,347 --> 01:21:04,281
I have a son now.
1589
01:21:04,314 --> 01:21:06,851
I have to lead by example,
1590
01:21:06,884 --> 01:21:09,586
prove that I'm
really a good father,
1591
01:21:09,620 --> 01:21:11,221
it's very important to me.
1592
01:21:11,254 --> 01:21:13,891
And besides, no weaponry for me.
1593
01:21:13,925 --> 01:21:16,693
No, no weaponry.
1594
01:21:16,727 --> 01:21:18,395
Ooh, check please.
1595
01:21:18,428 --> 01:21:19,396
Just that weaponry.
1596
01:21:21,298 --> 01:21:22,967
Nothing wrong with that.
1597
01:21:23,001 --> 01:21:24,969
Oh, easy on the nipple,
they're chafing.
1598
01:21:28,940 --> 01:21:30,808
You sure screwed
the pooch on this one!
1599
01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,944
He had sex with a dog?
1600
01:21:32,977 --> 01:21:34,411
Shut up, Rick!
1601
01:21:34,444 --> 01:21:36,313
I can't believe you
got us messed up in this.
1602
01:21:36,346 --> 01:21:40,283
I can't believe that you got
the inbreds involved too!
1603
01:21:40,317 --> 01:21:41,786
Why couldn't
you just pay them?
1604
01:21:41,819 --> 01:21:45,322
You know all of my moneys
are tied up in that sale!
1605
01:21:45,355 --> 01:21:47,125
Greece is screwing my portfolio.
1606
01:21:47,157 --> 01:21:49,192
My Dow is effing my Nasdaq.
1607
01:21:49,226 --> 01:21:50,795
Why don't you
relax, all right?
1608
01:21:50,828 --> 01:21:53,163
Look, we ain't scared
of no fucking fight.
1609
01:21:53,196 --> 01:21:54,464
We ain't a bunch of bitches.
1610
01:21:54,498 --> 01:21:55,365
Hell yeah!
1611
01:21:55,399 --> 01:21:56,199
Yeah!
1612
01:21:56,233 --> 01:21:57,668
Shut up, Dad!
1613
01:21:57,701 --> 01:21:59,670
Go home.
1614
01:21:59,703 --> 01:22:00,504
God.
1615
01:22:00,537 --> 01:22:01,939
Yeah, what's your plan?
1616
01:22:01,973 --> 01:22:03,607
Shit, we got backup coming.
1617
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:05,442
Yeah, who?
1618
01:22:09,013 --> 01:22:10,347
♪ You know that talk is cheap ♪
1619
01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:14,919
♪ Against the blood uprising ♪
1620
01:22:14,952 --> 01:22:16,353
♪ Gonna give them a chance ♪
1621
01:22:16,386 --> 01:22:19,723
♪ Before the fists
start flying ♪
1622
01:22:21,258 --> 01:22:26,263
♪ This ain't nobody
gonna stop this whinin ♪
1623
01:22:27,364 --> 01:22:30,701
♪ The somebody
better hit somebody ♪
1624
01:22:30,734 --> 01:22:33,737
This is proper
battle attire, yes?
1625
01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:35,940
We're fucked.
1626
01:22:36,941 --> 01:22:38,442
No shit, Fauxman.
1627
01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:39,476
Now look at the bind we're in.
1628
01:22:39,509 --> 01:22:41,112
You could have paid them off.
1629
01:22:41,145 --> 01:22:44,414
It would take 24 hours to
put together a deal like that!
1630
01:22:44,448 --> 01:22:45,582
It's for your own son.
1631
01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:47,217
Now we're all involved!
1632
01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:49,219
I just can't stand
1633
01:22:49,252 --> 01:22:51,288
all this waiting around!
1634
01:22:51,321 --> 01:22:52,790
I wish they'd just
show up already
1635
01:22:52,824 --> 01:22:55,760
so we can get all this
damn crap finished with!
1636
01:22:56,828 --> 01:22:58,462
I don't know about y'all.
1637
01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:00,064
But I can't wait to blow them.
1638
01:23:02,599 --> 01:23:04,168
Oh god, they're in the house.
1639
01:23:04,202 --> 01:23:05,702
Who cares?
1640
01:23:05,736 --> 01:23:08,438
This place is locked down
tighter than Fort fucking Knox!
1641
01:23:11,308 --> 01:23:12,910
The hell have you been?
1642
01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:16,513
Toilet was broke so I go
out back to make peepee.
1643
01:23:18,816 --> 01:23:20,017
Did you forget to
lock the damn door
1644
01:23:20,051 --> 01:23:22,086
when you came back in,
you fucking commie?
1645
01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,254
All right, nobody panic.
1646
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:29,626
Uh, now you can panic.
1647
01:23:52,516 --> 01:23:55,119
Grr!
1648
01:24:00,792 --> 01:24:01,926
Stop it!
1649
01:24:01,959 --> 01:24:03,360
Go away, big mean bully.
1650
01:24:07,697 --> 01:24:09,399
biatch!
1651
01:24:19,777 --> 01:24:20,978
Thanks, baby.
1652
01:24:21,012 --> 01:24:22,345
I'll always love
you, honey bee.
1653
01:24:22,379 --> 01:24:23,513
Oh, come here, honey,
1654
01:24:23,547 --> 01:24:24,982
let's pollinate that flower.
1655
01:24:51,275 --> 01:24:52,076
What the?
1656
01:24:52,109 --> 01:24:52,944
Shit, oh!
1657
01:24:59,317 --> 01:25:00,483
You better have an army
1658
01:25:00,517 --> 01:25:01,986
if you're gonna come
in here with me!
1659
01:25:02,019 --> 01:25:03,520
Oh I got backup.
1660
01:25:07,058 --> 01:25:09,827
Kumbaya, motherfucker!
1661
01:25:29,313 --> 01:25:33,084
Looks like we're
having smores tonight.
1662
01:25:33,117 --> 01:25:33,951
Yup.
1663
01:26:12,589 --> 01:26:13,824
I still hate magicians.
1664
01:26:30,507 --> 01:26:31,441
Where's my money?
1665
01:26:33,010 --> 01:26:38,015
I don't have it.
1666
01:26:52,363 --> 01:26:54,698
Where the fuck did
you find a beer kit?
1667
01:26:54,731 --> 01:26:57,335
Wouldn't you like to know.
1668
01:26:57,368 --> 01:26:59,203
Goddamn, I love that broad.
1669
01:27:02,807 --> 01:27:04,507
Sorry, kid.
1670
01:27:04,541 --> 01:27:05,709
Whoah whoah,
whoah whoah whoah.
1671
01:27:05,742 --> 01:27:07,945
Listen here, pizza
bagels, I got an idea.
1672
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:09,512
50k, we got it.
1673
01:27:09,546 --> 01:27:11,514
We give it to you, will
you leave them alone?
1674
01:27:13,284 --> 01:27:14,517
Yeah, of course.
1675
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,321
All right.
1676
01:27:20,490 --> 01:27:22,360
Hey,
1677
01:27:22,393 --> 01:27:23,194
Let's go.
1678
01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,235
Hey, wait a minute.
1679
01:27:33,804 --> 01:27:35,006
Now that you got my money,
1680
01:27:35,039 --> 01:27:37,875
you gonna leave
them alone for good?
1681
01:27:41,145 --> 01:27:42,046
All right, cool.
1682
01:27:43,314 --> 01:27:44,148
Shitties.
1683
01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,650
Thank you, Dale.
1684
01:27:49,552 --> 01:27:52,023
Shit, you'd done
the same for me.
1685
01:27:52,056 --> 01:27:53,656
No.
1686
01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:55,558
No, I wouldn't, but
1687
01:27:55,592 --> 01:27:58,362
feel free to use my
shed anytime you want.
1688
01:27:58,396 --> 01:27:59,562
Good.
1689
01:27:59,596 --> 01:28:00,331
I got boogie boards
coming tomorrow.
1690
01:28:01,499 --> 01:28:02,333
It's nice.
1691
01:28:03,801 --> 01:28:06,736
But, how are we gonna pay
off that trailer park now?
1692
01:28:07,905 --> 01:28:08,806
Trailer park?
1693
01:28:08,839 --> 01:28:09,739
Yup.
1694
01:28:09,774 --> 01:28:10,908
I was gonna use that prize money
1695
01:28:10,941 --> 01:28:12,443
to win back our trailer park.
1696
01:28:13,576 --> 01:28:15,079
Do you mean that trailer park,
1697
01:28:15,112 --> 01:28:18,416
that piece of crap that's
down off of Vine street?
1698
01:28:18,449 --> 01:28:21,218
Yeah, if by piece of
crap you mean fucking gem.
1699
01:28:22,353 --> 01:28:24,755
You know, I work
for the company
1700
01:28:24,789 --> 01:28:27,024
that owns that property.
1701
01:28:27,058 --> 01:28:28,826
Let me put in a few calls, huh?
1702
01:28:28,859 --> 01:28:30,194
We'll see if we can
work something out.
1703
01:28:30,227 --> 01:28:32,863
Fucking A, all right, man.
1704
01:28:32,897 --> 01:28:33,798
All right, cool.
1705
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,102
Man.
1706
01:28:40,971 --> 01:28:42,840
The guy's still a piece of,
1707
01:28:42,873 --> 01:28:44,942
you know, kind of
like a piece of shit.
1708
01:28:44,975 --> 01:28:46,777
But you know what,
you don't see a guy
1709
01:28:46,811 --> 01:28:48,745
that can really wear
an ascot anymore.
1710
01:28:48,779 --> 01:28:50,915
Nah, that's kind of
cool and respectable.
1711
01:28:52,149 --> 01:28:53,050
Get out of here.
1712
01:28:56,153 --> 01:28:58,155
Kinda smells like
Myrtle's cooking.
1713
01:29:00,690 --> 01:29:01,724
I miss that woman.
1714
01:29:03,593 --> 01:29:04,627
She your wife?
1715
01:29:04,661 --> 01:29:07,098
My fourth wife, actually.
1716
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,569
She ran off with a Mexican.
1717
01:29:13,736 --> 01:29:15,506
I never ate a taco again.
1718
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:18,976
You ever been married?
1719
01:29:20,111 --> 01:29:21,212
Yep.
1720
01:29:21,245 --> 01:29:23,013
It's bogus.
1721
01:29:23,047 --> 01:29:24,215
Here you go.
1722
01:29:27,684 --> 01:29:29,453
Are you kidding me?
1723
01:29:29,487 --> 01:29:30,821
Them things burned as shit.
1724
01:29:30,855 --> 01:29:31,856
Get them out of my face.
1725
01:29:31,889 --> 01:29:33,290
That's the way I like 'em.
1726
01:29:34,492 --> 01:29:36,927
I like my marshmallows
like I like my women.
1727
01:29:38,562 --> 01:29:40,197
Hot and black.
1728
01:29:42,032 --> 01:29:44,168
Go grab another
rack, Archdale.
1729
01:29:44,201 --> 01:29:45,469
Get your hand
off my damn grill.
1730
01:29:45,503 --> 01:29:47,471
I bought you the damn grill.
1731
01:29:50,474 --> 01:29:52,143
Hey, Mr. Fauxman.
1732
01:29:52,176 --> 01:29:54,979
Thank you so much for
selling me land deed.
1733
01:29:55,012 --> 01:29:56,413
And not closing us down.
1734
01:29:56,447 --> 01:29:57,414
No problem.
1735
01:29:57,448 --> 01:29:59,116
If you ever need car stereo
1736
01:29:59,150 --> 01:30:01,718
or some beautiful Persian pussy,
1737
01:30:01,752 --> 01:30:03,554
you let me know.
1738
01:30:03,587 --> 01:30:04,654
Thanks Serge.
1739
01:30:04,687 --> 01:30:06,123
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
1740
01:30:08,459 --> 01:30:09,493
He's a wild man.
1741
01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:11,728
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1742
01:30:11,762 --> 01:30:13,696
What the hell did I say?
1743
01:30:13,730 --> 01:30:15,266
No hitting people in the nuts.
1744
01:30:15,299 --> 01:30:16,767
Yeah.
1745
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:18,269
And don't whine when we
don't get what we want.
1746
01:30:18,302 --> 01:30:21,405
Yeah, just be cooler, okay?
1747
01:30:22,373 --> 01:30:23,641
All right.
1748
01:30:23,673 --> 01:30:24,875
Get the hell out of here.
1749
01:30:24,909 --> 01:30:25,976
And don't be drinking
out of my yard cans.
1750
01:30:26,010 --> 01:30:26,911
That shit's for me.
1751
01:30:26,944 --> 01:30:28,646
God, that makes me so horny.
1752
01:30:28,711 --> 01:30:30,481
Whoah, whoah, whoah
baby, relax now.
1753
01:30:30,514 --> 01:30:32,917
Remember, snap your
little rubber band thingy.
1754
01:30:34,351 --> 01:30:36,086
Okay, right.
1755
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:37,354
That's right.
1756
01:30:37,388 --> 01:30:38,989
That's good baby,
that's real good.
1757
01:30:39,023 --> 01:30:40,191
Yeah?
1758
01:30:40,224 --> 01:30:41,125
Yeah.
1759
01:30:41,158 --> 01:30:42,059
Oh god, don't touch me.
1760
01:30:42,092 --> 01:30:43,294
It just makes me hornier.
1761
01:30:43,327 --> 01:30:45,629
Well let it go,
baby, all right.
1762
01:30:45,663 --> 01:30:47,097
- Better?
- Yeah.
1763
01:30:47,131 --> 01:30:48,265
Yeah.
1764
01:30:48,299 --> 01:30:51,734
We'll wait.
1765
01:30:51,769 --> 01:30:52,735
Yeah?
1766
01:30:52,770 --> 01:30:53,871
Yeah.
1767
01:30:53,904 --> 01:30:54,704
Okay.
1768
01:30:55,738 --> 01:30:56,674
Hey Dale.
1769
01:30:56,706 --> 01:30:57,942
Hey.
1770
01:30:57,975 --> 01:31:00,077
Me and the old lady
here is getting hitched.
1771
01:31:00,110 --> 01:31:01,312
Well hell yeah.
1772
01:31:01,345 --> 01:31:02,479
She used to be
great in the sack.
1773
01:31:02,513 --> 01:31:03,547
All right!
1774
01:31:05,082 --> 01:31:06,217
Mmm, I remember that.
1775
01:31:10,688 --> 01:31:11,488
What's up?
1776
01:31:12,523 --> 01:31:13,257
Dale.
1777
01:31:13,290 --> 01:31:14,558
I'm a daddy!
1778
01:31:14,592 --> 01:31:16,260
I'm your daddy!
1779
01:31:16,293 --> 01:31:18,963
Your mama told me
that I'm your pappy.
1780
01:31:18,996 --> 01:31:20,097
The tests prove it.
1781
01:31:21,098 --> 01:31:22,066
Shit man.
1782
01:31:22,099 --> 01:31:23,434
So you're my mama, huh?
1783
01:31:23,467 --> 01:31:24,969
I guess so.
1784
01:31:25,002 --> 01:31:26,604
Man, those are some
nice tits, mommy, get some.
1785
01:31:26,637 --> 01:31:27,438
Ah, hey.
1786
01:31:27,471 --> 01:31:28,906
No shit.
1787
01:31:28,939 --> 01:31:31,075
So how'd you get the
money for the test?
1788
01:31:31,108 --> 01:31:32,610
I sold my sperm.
1789
01:31:33,544 --> 01:31:35,646
How'd you get the test done?
1790
01:31:35,679 --> 01:31:37,281
With your DNA.
1791
01:31:38,515 --> 01:31:40,551
How'd you get my DNA?
1792
01:31:40,584 --> 01:31:43,187
Those beautiful
lovely pubes you have.
1793
01:31:45,289 --> 01:31:46,890
Damn.
1794
01:31:46,924 --> 01:31:48,359
Shit, if you're my
daddy, that means,
1795
01:31:48,392 --> 01:31:49,860
Roy's my grandpa?
1796
01:31:49,893 --> 01:31:50,861
Well fucking A, right!
1797
01:31:52,263 --> 01:31:53,664
Right on.
1798
01:31:53,697 --> 01:31:54,732
All right, later, Dad.
1799
01:31:54,765 --> 01:31:56,033
Whoah, don't go!
1800
01:31:56,066 --> 01:31:57,468
Wait, wait, hold on.
1801
01:31:57,501 --> 01:31:59,003
We can play catch
together like father son.
1802
01:31:59,036 --> 01:32:00,504
Look, it says here
on the parenting book
1803
01:32:00,537 --> 01:32:03,607
that we can go fishing
together, boating, canoeing.
1804
01:32:03,641 --> 01:32:05,409
We can go camping
and we could sing
1805
01:32:05,442 --> 01:32:07,311
Christmas songs together.
1806
01:32:07,344 --> 01:32:08,145
It's in the book.
1807
01:32:11,315 --> 01:32:12,449
Sing Christmas songs?
1808
01:32:16,887 --> 01:32:21,692
♪ We three kings of orient are ♪
1809
01:32:21,725 --> 01:32:26,630
♪ Bearing gifts we travel afar ♪
1810
01:32:26,664 --> 01:32:30,901
♪ Field and fountain
moor and mountain ♪
1811
01:32:30,934 --> 01:32:34,371
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1812
01:32:34,405 --> 01:32:35,372
♪ Star ♪
1813
01:32:35,406 --> 01:32:37,841
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1814
01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:39,176
One more time.
1815
01:32:39,209 --> 01:32:41,845
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1816
01:32:41,879 --> 01:32:42,980
Just the men.
1817
01:32:43,013 --> 01:32:45,382
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1818
01:32:45,416 --> 01:32:46,650
Go ladies.
1819
01:32:46,684 --> 01:32:48,886
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1820
01:32:48,919 --> 01:32:49,953
The crew!
1821
01:32:49,987 --> 01:32:52,690
♪ Following yonder star ♪
1822
01:32:52,723 --> 01:32:54,658
Don't give up
your day jobs, crew.
1823
01:32:54,692 --> 01:32:56,727
I love you Dad.
1824
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,568
Well hey.
1825
01:33:04,601 --> 01:33:05,703
Hey you.
1826
01:33:05,736 --> 01:33:07,237
Mhmm.
1827
01:33:07,271 --> 01:33:08,706
Thought you'd be taking the
midnight train somewhere.
1828
01:33:08,739 --> 01:33:11,008
No, I like it here.
1829
01:33:11,041 --> 01:33:12,609
It's right where I wanna be.
1830
01:33:12,643 --> 01:33:13,610
All right.
1831
01:33:19,450 --> 01:33:20,284
Come here, whip.
1832
01:33:20,317 --> 01:33:21,218
Walk with me, bitch.
1833
01:33:21,251 --> 01:33:23,320
Okay.
1834
01:33:32,429 --> 01:33:35,834
♪ He walked in the room ♪
1835
01:33:35,866 --> 01:33:39,036
♪ All heads turn around ♪
1836
01:33:39,069 --> 01:33:42,106
♪ A fire in his eyes ♪
1837
01:33:42,139 --> 01:33:45,342
♪ Footsteps hellbound ♪
1838
01:33:45,376 --> 01:33:48,679
♪ So lock up your liquor ♪
1839
01:33:48,712 --> 01:33:51,783
♪ And hide your wives ♪
1840
01:33:51,816 --> 01:33:54,885
♪ That man's too hot ♪
1841
01:33:54,918 --> 01:33:57,789
♪ Hear the neighbors cry ♪
1842
01:33:57,822 --> 01:34:00,924
♪ He's born a badass ♪
1843
01:34:00,958 --> 01:34:04,962
♪ And he'll die just the same ♪
1844
01:34:04,995 --> 01:34:06,997
♪ Take on the world ♪
1845
01:34:07,030 --> 01:34:10,067
♪ You'll remember the name ♪
1846
01:34:10,100 --> 01:34:12,771
♪ Dale Archdale ♪
1847
01:34:23,714 --> 01:34:26,717
♪ Some men work hard ♪
1848
01:34:26,751 --> 01:34:29,720
♪ Others live on luck ♪
1849
01:34:29,754 --> 01:34:32,356
♪ But this one's a hero ♪
1850
01:34:32,389 --> 01:34:35,926
♪ And he don't give a uh ♪
1851
01:34:35,959 --> 01:34:38,328
♪ Got a can of whoop ass ♪
1852
01:34:38,362 --> 01:34:41,999
♪ And he'll give
it to you rough ♪
1853
01:34:42,032 --> 01:34:44,803
♪ Just be careful ladies ♪
1854
01:34:44,836 --> 01:34:47,806
♪ You might fall in love ♪
1855
01:34:47,839 --> 01:34:50,707
♪ 'cause he's a born badass ♪
1856
01:34:50,741 --> 01:34:54,779
♪ And he'll die just the same ♪
1857
01:34:54,813 --> 01:34:56,815
♪ Take on the world ♪
1858
01:34:56,848 --> 01:34:59,650
♪ You'll remember the name ♪
1859
01:34:59,683 --> 01:35:04,688
♪ Dale Archdale ♪
1860
01:35:05,456 --> 01:35:10,227
♪ Oh Dale Archdale ♪
1861
01:35:10,994 --> 01:35:15,999
♪ Oh Dale Archdale ♪
1862
01:35:16,768 --> 01:35:21,705
♪ Mmm yeah oh Dale ♪
1863
01:35:23,173 --> 01:35:25,008
♪ Mmm ♪
1864
01:35:25,264 --> 01:35:30,264
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