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What happened?

What?

(Sanskrit chant)

(Sanskrit chant)

(Sanskrit chant)

(Sanskrit chant)

- Dhanush, get up. - Please.

(Sanskrit chant)

Stop it.

Get up, you'll be late for work.

Dhanush, get up and leave for work.

I won't go today, Aboli.

Get up.

(Sanskrit chant)

Dhanush, I'm doing something.

That can wait.

Really?

- Let us both not work then. - Will do.

This is why nothing gets done.

I am ready, you're delaying it.

Just say yes and right this minute...

I meant your career.

My career is great. Where's the problem?

I have a good job,

a beautiful wife and a lovely house.

It's on rent, remember?

Hence, I'm not thinking of a baby.

Aboli, please!

Don't get started first thing in the morning.

Why not? Things were different before marriage.

We had dreams.

None of them came true.

And no promotion either.

It's not my fault if the company won't give me an increment.

- Increment is not the problem. - Then what is?

You...

You don't understand my feelings.

Do you understand mine?

No, I don't.

Aboli!

Aboli?

Despite all my efforts, sacrifices and loving gestures,

we always end up fighting

over different topics.

It's okay. That's common in marriages.

Take it in your stride.

Look who's talking!

You're an ageing bachelor

- and you're giving me marriage advice! - Good morning, Shyamu.

Good morning...

Ame...

- Ametheus. - Yes, the same.

That's the name.

It's no big deal.

Chocolate boys don't age.

You won't get it.

You have to be born with those genes.

I'll go check on her.

Hi.

Flowers.

I'm really sorry, Aboli.

I shouldn't have argued this morning.

Hence the flowers?

21 pounds!

It's the gesture that counts, not the price.

People who are not achievers should care about the price.

Aboli, I'm trying to placate you. Why are you angry?

Please don't try.

Dhanush, we've been married for 5 years.

Life was great before marriage.

We lived as we pleased.

We can still do that. Let's live happily.

How about an outing tomorrow?

- Where to? - Anywhere you like.

Some place to rekindle old memories.

I haven't forgotten.

Tomorrow is our anniversary.

I remember.

- Actually I wanted to surprise you... - I don't want surprises.

Make me a promise.

I promise,

this anniversary will be a memorable one.

Promise.

Sure?

That's my girl.

Meet our new client. This is Alex.

- Hello, sir. - Hello.

- And he's Garry. - Hello, sir.

- Nice to meet you. - Pleasure.

They want to execute the new process with us.

Oh that's amazing, sir.

They loved your proposal.

Amazing, thank you. I'm honoured really.

- Thank you. - Oh yeah.

You have to elaborate the details for them.

Today?

Actually, it's my wedding anniversary. How about tomorrow?

It's my wedding anniversary today.

- Oh great. - Yeah thank you.

Then it's going to be a lucky day for you.

Well yeah.

If you conclude this meeting positively,

I will deal with a special gift for you.

Your promotion.

Of course.

Thank you, sir.

So do you want to start the presentation?

Yeah right away. Shall we?

Thank you very much. Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Good job, Dhanush. - Thank you, sir.

- Good job. - Thank you.

As I promised, I'm going to recommend your promotion.

Thank you.

Thank you very much, sir.

By the way, once again, happy marriage anniversary.

Thank you, sir.

- See you later. - Yeah.

The customer you're trying to reach is not available.

Please call back.

Aboli!

Aboli!

Aboli, I'm home.

Where are you, Aboli?

You did the same today as well.

I just wanted some of your time.

And today was our anniversary.

I have decided. I don't want to be with you.

Please don't come looking for me.

- What? - Yes.

Aboli, what are you saying?

- I know I'm late for our anniversary. - I...

I need some time to think.

- Aboli... Aboli... - And I'll come back once I have calmed down.

Bye.

The customer you're trying to reach is not available.

Please call back.

It's still switched off.

Where could she go?

No idea, Shamya.

If this were Satara, we'd have found her in no time.

Doesn't matter. That's how women are.

She'll be back once she calms down.

No, she's a stubborn woman.

Anyway, take this.

- What's this? - Rum.

Cheers. Have it.

Wow.

What's my fault?

What's my fault?

If my boss forces me to stay back,

should I leave because it's my wedding anniversary?

No.

I did tell him though.

I told him...

- One minute.. - Careful. Careful.

I told my boss, Shamya,

but he was adamant.

What could I do?

Was I supposed to tell him my wife would be pissed?

It's okay.

You know you are not to blame here.

It's not my fault.

- It's not my fault. - You know.

Sure?

I am 100% innocent.

Then you...

Then you're not answerable.

Have faith in god.

Where is he?

Where is god?

Tell me,

who got me married?

God did!

Yes.

Who made that woman my wife?

He did.

Who gave her the idea to walk out?

Well... God did.

Then who should be bringing her back?

Where is god?

Will he bring her back?

Where is god?

Tell me. Where is god? Hello!

Hello!

Where is god?

Where is god?

Hello, almighty one?

Where are you?

Are you there?

I am right here, child.

Who is it?

Who is it?

King of gods.

Lord Indra.

Right...

Glass...

You don't believe me, right?

Aboli is crying.

Hey Aboli!

Aboli is crying, god.

Sorry, god.

I am not responsible for the things you're going through.

Your life lacks bliss

and you alone are responsible for it.

Oh no, god. I swear

I never

troubled Aboli.

I never ill-treated her. I swear.

You're a good man in this life

but what about your past 5 lives?

I'm sure you don't remember how you

treated women in your past 5 lives.

How's that relevant?

I mean, that was in the past, right?

Why punish me now for sins of the past?

As you sow so shall you reap.

No way.

Look, I'm begging you,

I love Aboli deeply.

I can't live without her, god.

Please save our marriage.

I beg you.

I can't interfere with your karma.

Since you love your wife dearly,

I'll give you a chance to make amends.

Thank you.

But this chance is weird and one of a kind.

I'm ready.

I am ready.

Listen up then.

You'll meet your wives from your past life again.

You have to fulfil their wishes

that too within a month.

I will meet my wives from the past 5 lives!

Wait a minute.

There are millions of women in the world.

How will I know who was my wife?

How will I identify them?

Intuition.

Your intuition will lead you to them.

Happy?

Yes, this is good.

They will come and meet me.

I'll ask them their wish

and fulfil them right then.

I want Aboli in return.

I love her dearly.

Please. Save my marriage.

You agreed to take upon this mammoth task to save your marriage.

I am mighty pleased.

I'll give you some advice.

Those women shouldn't get to know

about the wives from your past lives.

Okay, will do.

Amen.

Please don't do that.

My husband works here.

I have seen him here.

Don't do that.

Let me see him.

Please don't do that.

I beg you.

Let me see him.

Dear, we better get going.

- Where to? - Marriage function.

I will go alone. You may go in.

- But... - I said go inside.

Listen..

Dear...

You will meet your wives from the past lives.

'So I wasn't dreaming last night. '

'Did I really meet god?'

'So, she's my wife from my previous life. '

'She's my wife!'

What do I do now?

My darling husband.

My love.

Excuse me, ma'am.

- Dear... - Excuse me.

Dear...

Dear!

Dear!

Don't leave me.

Dear!

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

No.

What's wrong?

- Oh it's you. - What's the matter?

I think I know.

Hangover, right?

It happens. It's common to wake up hungover.

We'll have to drink again tonight

but not somewhere out.

Listen to me.

One second.

God, what are you doing to me?

Is she really my wife from the past?

Nothing doing, god.

I don't want her.

I want my wife from this life.

I want Aboli back..

I beg you.

God, is that Aboli?

God, you're great.

Glory be to god!

Thank you, god.

Aboli...

Aboli is here.

Aboli is back.

- Aboli, I am sor... - Dear.

Dear?

Open the door, my beloved.

I am not your husband.

Why do you do this to me?

Don't you recognise me?

I don't know you.

I am your wife, Putla.

We are not related in any way.

None at all.

Please go.

I told you

to save your marriage, you have to do my bidding.

Or you'll weep all your life

without Aboli.

No! I want Aboli.

Do you?

I want Aboli.

She is your first wife.

Take her inside.

If she leaves, how will you find her?

I won't.

Fine, you don't want me anymore.

I'll go.

I will not show you my face ever.

Bye.

Hey. No. No. Hang on.

Come in. Come in.

Hurry up.

- Dear.... - Come in.

Hurry up.

Move.

I hope no one saw.

What are you doing?

I'm taking your blessings.

- Don't do that. - My beloved husband...

I will never leave you.

Help me!

You almost choked me.

Don't ever say that.

Listen to me.

Speak to me from afar. Don't come closer.

Why are you crying? I took you in.

Dear.

Dear.

Oh god.

- Dear. - What is it?

Dear.

I am not sad. These are tears of joy.

Please stop with those tears of joy.

- Go freshen up. - No.

I need to take a bath.

That's what I meant.

Listen. Listen.

The bathroom's that way. Go and freshen up.

Don't you have a shower room?

Gosh...

Listen, you can take a shower in that bathroom.

Go on.

- Which way? - That way.

Naughty.

Oh no!

She keeps mauling me.

Who could it be?

- Shamya, you! - Yes, it's me.

- Look Shamya... - Look Dhanya.

Look what I got. Yummy.

Can't wait to get hungover.

Get the glasses out.

No, no. Hey.

- Hurry! - Listen, Shamya.

Shamya.

My head is spinning.

- I need a drink. - Shamya...

- Listen Shamya... Listen - Hurry up.

Please leave.

What leave? We were supposed to drink.

- Not today, Shamya. - You're refusing to drink?

- Why are you pestering me to drink? - Hey...

What do you mean by that?

Call me names if you will. Not a word against this.

We've been drinking for years now. And you are cursing it.

- Just get the glasses. - Shamya.

- Shamya, I beg you, please go. - Nothing doing.

What's the matter?

Dear, the tap has hot water.

Tap?

Who's this burly woman?

You should've told me

you were expecting a guest.

What?

Please be comfortable. I'll get you water.

- Be right back. Be comfortable. - Sure.

- Who is that woman? - My aunt.

Such desperation!

She's older than you.

Don't talk rubbish. She's Aboli's aunt.

I see, Aboli's aunt.

- Why is she here? - What do you mean?

She'll will look after me in Aboli's absence.

Okay... Aboli's aunt.

- Aboli's aunt. - Here.

Water.

Who is he?

- He... - I am Shamya.

Oh I didn't get it.

He is my friend Shyam.

Friend... Cohort.

He's my cohort, Shyamu.

Is it?

Give me your blessings.

Don't do that.

I am younger than you. I should be bowing at your feet.

Stop! Go on.

Give me your blessings.

Just wait.

Let her do it. She was raised that way.

Indeed. Everyone should have good manners.

Correct. Good manners are important.

Both of us are well-mannered.

He's way more cultured.

He's an epitome of refinement.

He leads by example.

He loves his wife a lot.

He just can't stay away from her.

Good manners.

Oh please.

He can't bear to be away from his wife.

His wife?

- What does she mean? - She means her husband.

But she pointed at you.

You'd rather leave.

- He's leaving. - Oh no, not so soon.

I'll get herbal energy drink for him.

Well,

I have the energy drink

I like.

Give him your energy drink. He needs it.

Energy drink.

I'll leave now.

Give me your blessings. Hold this.

- Have water. - Yes.

See you.

Stop.

I'll go.

My cohort Shyamu.

- Is it? - Keep this.

Yes, be right back.

I'll get you a drink.

"There's no guarantee for what will happen tomorrow"

"My head's spinning after seeing things"

"Dear lord, bad times have begun"

"Seems like the stars are plotting against me"

"Dear lord, bad times have begun"

"What's going on?"

"Someone's stealing glances at me"

"All I see are women all around"

"Wonder what god was thinking while carving my destiny"

"Ladies keep coming and going daily"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

"I got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like I'm stuck between two worlds"

"Wonder why fate chose me over others"

"What do I do now that I have landed in hot water"

"I'm an easy target for peeking eyes"

"Can't shield myself from advancing stares"

"This is a sticky mess"

"How do I get out of it?"

"Matches made in heaven are driving me crazy"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

"I got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like I'm stuck between two worlds"

"There's no guarantee for what will happen tomorrow"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

'Oh dear. '

'Why are they checking me out?'

'Let me sit facing this way. '

'No one will be able to see me then. '

'Her too?'

'Could she be my wife?'

'I better leave'

'She is looking at me too. '

'but I'm hungry. '

'Girls are looking at me. '

'Should I finish this and then leave or just leave?'

'No. '

'Let me just this finish this quickly and then leave. '

How did you like the food?

Tell me, did you like it?

Such pathetic food!

- What are you saying? - Shut up.

Listen...

Listen...

What happened? How do you feel?

Too much of pepper.

Too much of spice. Thank you very much.

- Thank you so much. - Are you fine?

- Yes... - Hey you!

What are you doing with Sangu?

Have you no shame to hug him openly?

Who are you?

I am his wife, you dimwit.

It should be none of your business.

And you! Don't you have any shame?

- Where are you going? Stop. - No...

- Stop, Sangu. - No. No.

- Stop, Sangu. - Who Sangu? No.

- Sangram Rao! - I do not know you.

- Stop. - I don't know you.

Sangru...

Looks like my husband is home.

My dear.

My dear. My dear.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Did you see something scary?

Did you see something?

No, I didn't.

It's nothing. There's nobody outside.

Nobody... No woman at all.

- My dear, why are you doing this? - There is no one.

My dear, you're saying you didn't see anything

then why are you so antsy?

Am I antsy? What does that mean?

Scared.

- Scared! - Yes.

I'm not scared of anyone.

Grab a chair, I'll get you water.

What was that?

I meant sit down.

Oh okay. I'll sit down.

Wait here, I...

Oh no!

Please sit. You must be tired.

- I'll check. - Don't do that.

No, you're tired, you need rest.

I'll check.

'Oh dear. '

Who could it be at this hour?

How may I help you?

Where is Sangram Rao?

- Sangram Rao? - My husband.

Good lord.

You're mistaken.

Never go looking for your husband in others' homes.

This is my husband's house.

Please stop! I know he lives here.

All houses around here look similar.

I too was confused earlier.

What do I tell...

Why are you standing here? Do come in.

No thanks.

Don't be shy. This is your first visit.

Have some refreshments.

- Do come in. - No thanks.

Come in.

I'll introduce you to my husband.

- But why? - My dear...

My dear...

Looks like he's gone for a shower.

Have a seat. I'll get you refreshments.

Sit.

Oh dear! Here you are.

- Do come, I'll introduce you. - No.

- Listen to me... - She lost her way.

- Don't. - She's looking for her husband.

- Sangya - She... Get her that.

- I'll get her herbal drink. - Do that.

Go quick, come late.

- Sangram! - Quiet.

Why are you avoiding me?

Who's that woman?

She's my cousin.

Cousin?

But she mentioned her husband...

She suffers from husband syndrome.

- Husband syndrome? What's that? - Look.

Her husband died

but she thinks he's still with her.

- What... - Yeah.

Nothing to worry.

She'll leave in a month. Don't worry.

A month? Okay.

I'll adjust.

Why would you adjust for her?

- Because I'll be living here. - Meaning?

Of course you will!

Where else will you live? Right here.

You'll stay here.

Please sit, I'll be back.

Please sit.

- Be quick. - Yes.

Dear, that woman outside...

She's an acquaintance.

- How so? - She's the wife.

Wife?

No, not my wife.

Not my wife.

Then whose? You met my friend yesterday.

- My cohort came yesterday. - Yes.

She's his wife.

But you said his name was Shyamu.

Right, his name is Shyamu.

His pet name.

A name that a family chooses for a baby...

I got it.

His real name is Sangram Singh Raje.

But why did she come here looking for her husband?

Her husband threw her out.

- Oh dear! - She had nowhere to go.

She came here weeping.

Poor woman!

She plans on staying here.

How can she stay here?

Exactly! I raised an objection too.

I stay here with my wife.

I stay here with my wife.

How can she stay here?

I said go some place else.

Stay alone or on the streets for all I care.

Alone?

Can't help it. She's a helpless woman.

She has nobody of her own.

Her husband abandoned her. Where will she go?

I pray, no woman in the world should suffer this fate.

I'll ask her to go.

Wait. How can she stay

on the streets while we're living here?

Then?

- That would amount to sin. - Yes.

- God won't forgive us. - Yes.

Oh no. Let her stay here.

Good.

- Will do. - Really?

Of course.

- This is for your sake or I'd ask her to... - No,

please don't say such things.

No.

She has nobody in this world.

- Let's take her in. - Okay.

- Tea? - I'm fine. What about you?

'Oh dear. '

You! What are you doing here?

Good morning.

You're up already!

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

I just came to check on him.

Why so?

I am here to look after his needs.

He likes bed tea first thing in the morning.

What?

I see. I'll make some spicy lentils.

No, you're are our guest.

I think we should have pudding today.

You make pudding, I'll make lentils.

No, you're our guest.

You take rest, I'll cook.

You make pudding, I'll make lentils.

'They want to prepare some food for me. '

Lentils. Pudding.

Is that their wish?'

'Yeah. '

Pudding.

Lentils.

- Pudding... - Hold on.

Just a second.

You both want to do something, right?

Here's an idea. Whatever it is you want to do,

just do it.

'Oh dear. '

- Pudding. - Lentils.

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

Please start.

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

Liked it?

Dear, please eat.

Careful.

Oh my!

'Oh dear. '

'I have fulfilled their wishes. '

'I tried the lentil. '

'And the pudding too. '

Careful.

'But why are they still here?'

Tell me.

Has the storm abated?

I'm headed to the office. Hang up.

Listen...

The boss has asked us to meet a client.

I'm reaching office soon. We'll meet him then.

Hear me out. Don't be antsy.

We have to meet him at Hotel Blue

- not in the office. - Why so?

How would I know?

Why bother? Let's just meet there.

I called to tell you to come there directly.

- Hang up. - Okay.

Come in.

Yummy.

Found a catch.

My weekend is made.

Don't be foolish. We're here on business.

Don't...

Hi. I am Shyamrao

aka Shyamu.

This man is flirting with me and you have nothing to say.

Why would he mind?

I'll make sure you guys get sacked.

Oh!

Oh! For your information,

unfortunately I am the client you came to meet.

Oh!

Shut up.

Madam, heed me.

- He made a mistake. - Sorry.

- Madam, we're really sorry. - You better be.

You can't bear to see your wife get ahead of you.

Hold on.

Whose wife?

'Oh dear. '

Wow! Don't disclose your wife's name

so people won't know anything about her.

Nothing like that.

That's exactly how it is hence I'm here.

As long as I'm here, I'll stay at your place.

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

'Oh my. '

'Oh dear. '

Come.

Your place!

No, your place.

Madam!

Madam, please stop.

Hello!

Dhanya, stop.

- Bloody hell. - Wait for me.

Who is she?

She's my childhood friend.

We used to play as kids.

- Play what? - We played house.

Since then she feels we are husband and wife.

Do I look like an idiot? I don't believe you.

Of course you won't believe it.

I can't do anything about her thinking.

- She's already home.. - Who?

Aboli's aunt, remember?

- That storm! - Yes.

She's at my place so this one will stay at your place.

She's at your place, I've to take this one home.

Simple.

Wait a minute.

She's not your real wife, right?

I thought of checking up on you.

Thus we'll get to know each other.

That's nice.

I am pleased.

- How are you related to Dhanush? - Dhanush who?

The one who lives here, Dhanush.

Oh dear.

What's wrong?

My husband lives here.

She too was mistaken.

If my husband were here, he'd roll with laughter.

I'll get you some water.

Okay.

Silly!

- Understood? - Oh.

So sorry.

How are you related to the man you came to see off?

Well, he's my husband Sangu.

- Sangu? - I mean, Sangram Rao.

Have water.

Would you like to have something?

Tea?

Coffee.

I'll get it.

Yes.

What does your husband do?

I'm not married.

I see.

I'm sorry.

Make sure you get all details about the man you marry.

She's also married

but her husband abandoned her.

She told me her husband is with her.

That's true.

She does have a husband

but sadly

she and her husband live separately.

How are you related to the man you came to see off?

Oh dear!

He's my husband.

He drives to work.

He doesn't have a horse.

Is it?

Got it.

Come in, madam.

There's one bedroom here, two upstairs,

and there's the kitchen.

A lawn at the back and this is the living room.

- Couldn't help it. - Quiet.

Not...

Not bad.

I have always been disciplined.

This is how I live.

- He lives here? - Yes, he does.

I mean I live here along with him.

Used to.

Now that I'm here, throw him out.

'Oh dear. '

No, I can't do that.

He has no other place to go to.

Oh!

He's too poor, is it?

She thinks I am poor!

Forget it.

Tell her or I'll bash her up.

I apologise.

Listen.

Madam, he's not poor. He has guests at his place.

- Guests? - Yes.

He has guests at his place.

So he's staying here.

Okay.

- I'm sure your friend is just like you. - Yes.

Let the poor man stay.

- He'll be of help to you. - What help?

Shamya.

Oh dear.

- Shamya! - Oh dear.

Let's go, Shamya.

Come, Shamya. There's loads to do.

Shamya.

Shamya.

Get up, there's loads to do.

Really?

This woman is making me slog like there's no tomorrow.

Why did you have to play house with her?

You could've played something else.

Forget it, Shamya. It was a mistake.

Easy for you to say that.

I won't do her bidding.

- Shamya, don't be silly. - No...

If she complains against us, we'll lose our jobs.

To hell with the boss...

To hell with him.

Ask her to leave my house.

- And go where? - I don't care.

Where will I go, Shamya?

I have nobody in this foreign country.

All we have are each other, brother.

Fine,

I'll tell her even if we lose our jobs.

Let me go. Let go, Shamya.

- I'm going. - Just stop.

Enough.

I hate it when you resort to emotional blackmail.

Shyam. My pal.

- Thank you. - Let's go.

- Where to? - The usual hang out.

Come.

Where do we hang out?

- Come. - Yes.

Chores... Shamya!

"Girl, shake that thing. "

"Come, make me quit my fantasy. "

"Let's boogie. I'll handle the billing. "

"It's time we have a ball. "

"I am a hip hoper. Pretty lady kidnapper. "

"My music and my hoochie is a foot taper. Take me home with you baby"

"And then it's your call. "

"Drink up a little, don't remain single"

"Get on the floor, my love"

"The crowd is naughty"

"Raise the sound, disco jockey"

"Let the woofer be loud"

"I'm a fair lady"

"Dainty as a flower"

"I'm a fair lady"

"Dainty as a flower"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"You're a fragrant, sweet flower"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

"You're a fragrant, sweet flower"

"Come closer, stand at the centre"

"Don't just be at the bar"

"Come closer, stand at the centre"

"Don't just be at the bar"

"Don't be a fool"

"My eyes beckon you"

"I'm a fair lady"

"Dainty like a flower"

"I'm a fair lady"

"I'm a fair lady"

Please listen. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So this song is dedicated to my sweetheart, my husband John.

John!

John! Come on.

John. Come on, John. Come on, John.

- John, come on. - Where is John?

John.

Okay,

that one in the white shirt.

- This... - Come on.

- You? You'll rot in hell... - Come on.

Hey... Shamya.

John.

- Enjoy. - Come on.

Come.

Is she also your wife?

She too? This is too much.

I took you for a decent guy

but you left me shocked.

One is at home who you played house with.

- Did I say anything? - No. Not at all.

Did I complain?

Just tell me what you're up to.

Nothing like that. Let me explain.

Don't! I don't want explanations.

Shamya.

For the first time I was serious about a girl.

I planned to have kids with her.

She's like your sister-in-law.

Really?

- Sister-in-law? - No, Jenny.

Let's go home, baby.

Come here.

What about the one at home?

Let's go home. I'm tired.

She speaks with a Vidarbha accent.

Yes,

- What? - I'm a dancer here.

Keep quiet!

Quiet.

We'll talk at home.

- Let's go home. - But my costume...

Come in.

Come in.

Wow, nice house. I liked it.

Listen, freshen up.

Go on.

The bathroom is upstairs.

What about her?

- She? - His wife.

Great.

He has guests at home!

Yes.

Where will his wife stay?

Where else would they get free accommodation!

That's why you got him here.

- No, listen... - All men are the same.

Useless, worthless cowards.

Bloody parasites.

She keeps berating me.

- I'll break her head! - Calm down.

She berates me...

What does she mean by parasite?

Vermin.

Free loaders living off others' wealth.

Hey you! Enough of your rants.

Don't shout.

We're IT professionals and we understand English.

- Do I mean nothing to you? - Yes, Shamya...

- She's berating me in your presence! - Listen...

- Get lost... - Listen...

Shyam, hear me out.

Don't bother.

She berated me in my house and threw me out!

But...

- I don't trust you any more. - Listen, Shamya.

Go away.

Listen to what?

Aboli did the right thing by walking out.

You're no good.

Hey...

Listen!

Why didn't you tell me?

How could I?

How could I confide in anyone?

I'm with you.

Tell me, 2 are at my place.

Where are the others?

At your place.

Storm?

Shamya.

- Aboli's call. - Answer it.

Yes, Aboli.

Dhanush, I'm coming home.

I had no idea you were this miserable.

What do you mean?

Anamika filled me in.

What did she tell you exactly?

That you were missing Aboli.

Oh, I see.

I missed you terribly.

Anamika said we have guests at home.

'Oh dear. '

- Guests? - Yes.

Oh yes.

- Who? - It's his wife.

His wife is at our place.

Really? When did you get married?

Right now, all thanks to him.

Oh, so you're Sangram.

Yes, I am Sangram. That's my pet name.

Okay.

I have different pet names

given by different people.

A whole lot of names!

That means you're that woman's husband.

Yes, I am.

I am a super hero.

I am the epitome of heroism.

All of that is me.

My life is a puzzled saga!

I don't understand what he's blabbering.

But I do.

I don't understand him either.

I just don't.

His guests are at our house. Where will we stay?

You can stay here.

Both you and him

along with me.

Really?

So sweet. Thank you so much.

You're most welcome.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Why don't you live with me?

I am in your heart.

Why can't you be with me?

What's her problem?

She keeps dancing at loud music.

Is this a house or a disco?

I will dance as I please.

- I'm not her maid. - No. No.

Ask your friend to take her away.

Ask her to leave.

I can do as I please in my house.

Who is she to take offence?

What makes her so haughty? Money?

I will tell her

I will tell her

to stay elsewhere with her husband.

'Don't stop them. '

'If this gets out of hand, you'll land in trouble. '

You're the day and the night.

You're the moon and its brightness.

You're a flower and a bouquet.

You're an orchard. This is for you, baby.

How romantic!

- What's up? - I love you.

- Really? - Yes.

Shyamu!

That's him.

I just want to say I love you.

Really?

- Yes. - Since when?

Show me your hand.

Storm!

What brings you here?

Have you no manners?

- You abandoned your wife - Quiet.

to flirt with her.

You're a cheater.

No, she's lying.

Don't pretend to be an honest man.

Look, you're mistaken, woman.

Sister-in-law!

- Really? - Yes.

I saw you flirting.

That wasn't real?

It wasn't!

Go to hell.

Hey, listen...

Where are you going? I was to get lucky today.

Listen...

Where are you going?

Let's go to my house

so you can see the sad state your wife is in.

I beg you, let me go.

- Please. - No.

- Let me go. - Let's go home.

What's the problem?

I didn't understand.

I won't help.

Okay.

He's asking if you have a problem.

Look mister, his wife is at my house

and he's refusing to take her back.

Tell me,

shouldn't he take his wife home?

Did you understand?

You're right, lady.

What?

Take her home.

What house? What's going on?

None of us are on the same page.

- Where is your house? - What...

I didn't understand.

House?

House.

Right there.

Alongside the river.

What?

- River. - River.

Carry on, I'll leave.

He is very sly.

- Hey. What? - Hey...

- Don't touch me. - Listen to me...

I'll thrash you bad.

I'm warning you...

One second.

My husband.

Husband.

We'll take care of him.

No, he's fine. It's all fine.

It's all sorted. It's all done.

- All peace. - Do it again.

- No! - Are you going to do it again?

- I'm sorry. - Go away.

I'm sorry, thanks brother. It's all sorted.

- Let's go. - All sorted.

- Yeah, thank you. - Thank you.

If it weren't for you, I'd have killed him.

Hey!

Hey...

I want you to take your wife

back to your house.

- I don't mind. - Me neither.

- Fine. - Get going.

I'll go.

Good you came here, my dear.

Let's get back home right away.

Well, I've to go to office for a while.

- I'll catch you later. - Oh dear.

- Come soon. - Yes.

- I'll wait for you. - Sure.

Shyamu!

Hurricane!

I wish I'd met god.

He should've asked me to do this.

The grass is greener on the other side.

Only the wearer knows where the show pinches.

Forget it. Aboli is back.

The other women can go to hell.

What?

Shamya, a message from Aboli.

I'm leaving!

She learnt the truth.

- She learnt the truth. - Call her.

- Call her and check. - Sure?

Yes, call her.

- Hello. - What happened?

- I'm leaving. - Where to?

I'm going shopping.

I see. Shopping.

I see. Carry on.

Bye.

- Love you. - Bye, I love you too.

- God gave it to you in the neck. - How so?

The moment I said forget those women you got that message.

Hey...

You...

What now?

Should I break her head?

Be quiet. Please.

Hello.

I want to go shopping.

I've to go shopping.

I'm waiting, idiot.

I've to go shopping, I'm waiting.

That's all she said and hung up.

Fulfill their desires soon

or you won't make it out alive!

Sometimes I feel like chucking my phone in Thames

and leaving those women to their fate.

Yes.

But then I realise they came back because of me.

I am all they have.

You're all touchy about them.

I am their husband.

You...

- Chuck me in the water. - No, you're my aide.

- You want me and Aboli and them... - Shyama, listen...

- Make up your mind. - Let's have coffee.

Wow. Such a tall building.

Should we check it out?

Sure, let's go.

Let's go there.

Yeah.

I am sick of waiting.

What?

You will ditch me too.

Come on.

'Oh dear. '

- Let's eat, I'm hungry. - I'm not.

Wait here.

Is that Dhanush?

Where?

I was mistaken.

My husband.

I am a goner.

My dear.

Who?

My husband.

Come.

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

"He got picked out of the blue"

"Feels like he's stuck between two worlds"

Nice.

You have many black clothes.

Wear some nice colours.

Yes.

Let's check the floral one.

How's this?

- Oh dear, this place is huge. - What?

All I see are blouses.

'Oh dear. '

- Oh dear! You're here too. - Hey...

Let me introduce you.

This is Putla.

This is Aboli, my dear friend.

Oh no.

Hi, I'm Shruti.

Aboli? You're beautiful.

You too.

Oh my!

- Let's go. - Let's start shopping.

Let's go.

Oh my! I don't see any tradition clothes here.

You'll find it in that section.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Are you Indians?

Yes.

Yes.

- Yes? - Yes.

Me too.

I'm from Kokan.

I'm from Kolhapur.

I'm from Pune.

Wow, I'm also from Pune.

- Wow. - I'm from Vidarbha.

And I'm from Mumbai.

Wow.

'Oh dear. '

Me too.

'Oh dear. '

Hail Maharashtra.

Wow. Feels like I'm in Maharashtra.

Awesome.

I'm a Maharashtrian.

- Wow. - By the way, my name is Dhanu.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hi.

Excuse me, ladies. What do you want?

Show us formals

shirt large

and pants 34.

Our husbands wear the same size!

Not mine though.

In fact, I never shop for my husband.

I'm buying for my boyfriend.

- Oh! - Me too.

Excuse me.

Can you show us formals?

That side.

Okay, I'll go and have a look.

Bye, see you later.

Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Let's leave.

Come.

- Excuse us. - Let's go.

Let's go shop.

- No... - Do you have traditional clothes?

This green one...

You've been eyeing that dress.

You liked it, right?

Good choice. Go for it.

No, it's okay.

Buy it.

No, it's okay.

Buy it.

It'll look great on you. Just buy it.

It's a nice dress

but I'd like Dhanush to buy it for me.

Aww.

Aww.

As you wish.

Look at that dress.

Now don't start nitpicking.

Saying Dhanush should have got it for you.

Do you expect him to buy every dress for you?

Yes. This one's so pretty.

'This makes sense. '

'Aboli never mentioned this to me. '

'But it occurred to me'

'I have to think like a woman to understand her feelings. '

'I have to try something different. '

'Be a woman. '

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Aboli.

Happy birthday to you.

May god bless you.

May god...

Happy birthday.

I love you.

"Dewy dreams abound"

"A smile spreads across my lips"

"Everything seems to have faded in the showers of love"

"The world is all forgotten"

"Look how this relation is smeared with colours"

"speaking of love aplenty"

"Let me shower you with stars of joys"

"and promise to be with you for eternity"

"New dreams of love take wings"

"My mind is spellbound by your presence"

"When you smile, my world lights up"

"You leave the moon mesmerised too"

"Glistening nature speaks of showers of rain"

"Streams of rivers sing sagas of love"

"Your presence makes flowers bloom"

"and the world seems all pretty"

"Your smile melts my heart"

"You dwell in my heart"

"My mind is in a daze"

"and I am losing control"

"Let's lose ourselves"

"and sings songs of love"

"The world is all forgotten"

"Look how this relation is smeared with colours"

"speaking of love aplenty"

"Let me shower you with stars of joys"

"and promise to be with you for eternity"

"New dreams of love take wings"

"My mind is spellbound by your presence"

"When you smile, my world lights up"

"You leave the moon mesmerised too"

Cheers.

- Hi, girl. - Hi.

Step here.

Thank you for coming.

Actually I called you for a special reason.

Let me introduce him to you.

I'll introduce her.

Meet my business partner Ms Shami.

Hi.

Wait, they're all waiting.

- Hi. - Hi.

We're here for a special reason.

Shami and I have started a new company.

Wow.

Hello, which company?

Good question.

Which one?

A company that fulfils desires of my female clients.

- Oh. - Oh wow.

Meaning?

Which company would do that?

Good question.

Which company?

It's rare hence we opted for it.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

We started such a company because nobody else would.

It sounds like fun and interesting too.

Yeah.

Sister. Sister.

She's talking to you.

Which desires will you fulfil?

Good question.

- Which desires? - Any desire at all.

Okay.

Really?

I want to be the richest woman in the world.

Wow!

I want to own the biggest restaurant in the world.

Nice.

Realistic...

I want my company to have a turnover worth millions.

I want to go on a world tour.

Fantastic.

I don't want much.

I just want a Taj Mahal in my front yard.

I'll arrange for the materials. Catch you later.

- Shami! - Where did sister go?

Where did she go?

I'll check on her.

I'll just take a look. Shami.

Shami baby.

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

Cheers.

Good one.

What do you really dream of?

Can't tell between real and unreal any more.

Besides dreams never come true.

I had but one dream.

I wanted a nice life partner.

He married someone else.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It's okay, I mean he's allowed to choose his life partner.

Doesn't matter. It's okay.

What about you? What's your dream?

Life partner.

I see.

You couldn't marry the one you loved.

I have a life partner of my choice

yet it's no good.

I didn't get you.

Big and small fish live together in the sea.

But the small ones can't get near the big ones.

And the big fish can't

embrace the small fish.

It's the same with us.

Come on.

Relations are beyond discrimination.

Nothing like that.

I run a huge company

and he's a clerk at a small firm.

I'm a boss and he's an employee.

He behaves the same way at home.

Madam...

I scold him all the time

and insult him

so he can treat me as his wife but...

That's how it is.

What's your company's name?

Sorry. I forgot.

Not mine.

Miracle International.

My friend works there.

I'll show you.

Look.

That's my husband.

- Really? - Yeah.

Hello, girls.

Oh, anyway, I have a meeting so I gotta go.

- Phone. - Yeah.

I'll tell him.

- You're Anamika, right? - Yes.

- That I met Anamika. Bye. - Bye.

I better leave

lest someone gets annoyed.

Bye.

- Get lost. - Excuse me.

- Get going. - Mannerless.

John's photo!

John?

John's photo?

I'll just be there.

Hi.

Hi.

- Where's Shamu? - Shamu who?

She went home?

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

What's wrong?

It feels good to lighten your heart.

My plan flopped.

I mean, I told you about my company.

That's when I realised you didn't take it seriously.

That's why I'm sad.

You just realised you can't fulfil their desires, right?

But why would anyone mention silly desires?

Those are worldly desires.

As a woman, as a mother,

as a wife, what do they desire?

Some unfulfilled desire

deep within the heart.

What does a woman really want?

What's most important for a wife?

- She and her husband. - Yes.

Her husband should make time for her.

That's the most trivial

yet poignant desire for a woman.

I'm sorry but your company can't fulfil this desire.

"Everything seems to have faded in the showers of love"

"The world is all forgotten"

"Look how this relation is smeared with colours"

"speaking of love aplenty"

"Let me shower you with stars of joys"

"and promise to be with you for eternity"

"New dreams of love take wings"

"My mind is spellbound by your presence"

"When you smile, my world lights up"

"You leave the moon mesmerised too"

"It breaks my heart when you get mad at me"

"You're the light that lights up all the seasons"

"Dewy dreams abound"

"A smile spreads across my lips"

"Love is beyond one's control"

"We see us in each others' eyes"

"The world is all forgotten"

"Look how this relation is smeared with colours"

"speaking of love aplenty"

"Let me shower you with stars of joys"

"and promise to be with you for eternity"

"New dreams of love take wings"

"My mind is spellbound by your presence"

"When you smile, my world lights up"

"You leave the moon mesmerised too"

You had fun, didn't you?

I was with you.

What morecould you have asked for?

And also...

What the hell!

Sir!

- Sorry, sir. - Sorry?

Apology isn't enough.

This is so unprofessional, Dhanush.

- No, sir. - No need to call me sir.

- Where's Shyamu? - I don't know.

- What? - He'll see you later, sir.

I asked you to meet a new client.

Yes, sir.

You vanished from there

- Sorry, sir. - and haven't reported to work either.

This is not done.

No, sir, but I can explain.

No need to explain anything.

I got it.

You both are fired.

- What? - Ridiculous.

But, sir...

Sir, listen...

Dear, what did he say?

I've to go to office early tomorrow.

Is it?

Let's go home then.

Why was he yelling though?

I lost my comfortable job because of you.

Yes.

Nothing is going as planned.

When will you do what you're meant to?

What do you mean?

I don't have much time. 2 days is all I've got

and I have no idea about their desires.

- It won't help anyway. - Meaning?

- What did god tell you? - What?

- 5 wives will come back. - Yes.

4 are here

- and you don't know their desires. - Right.

You have 2 days to go

and the 5th one hasn't turned up yet.

Where's Aboli?

Nobody's home.

Stop, Dhanush.

What did you think? I won't understand?

I don't care what you think.

You're nice to all those women

- and love them... - What do you mean?

They are all your wives, right?

No, that's not true.

Then explain.

You can fool everyone but me.

Look

I did this for my love.

I'm doing the same.

Does my love hold no value?

Am I not good enough?

I too love you, Dhanush.

I want to marry you.

I want to be with you.

Don't you get it?

I love you, Dhanush.

I love you, Dhanush.

I love you, Dhanush.

Man, it's uptown.

That means you too...

Me too.

Oh God.

I always thought we go way back.

I had no idea, Anamika.

I just realised it.

Please don't tell Aboli about this yet.

I won't.

- But you must tell her some day. - That I will.

I want to tell her everything.

- Just that... - You're scared of losing her.

True love is capable of understanding

each other.

Tell Aboli the truth.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

You're most welcome.

Aboli!

Aboli, stop.

Hear me out, Aboli.

- Aboli... - Dhanush please.

What did you think? I'll believe your lies?

It is true.

God asked me to do this.

Then why tell me now?

I was scared I'd lose you had I said anything earlier.

Aboli, for your sake...

I'm doing this to save our marriage.

Very bad.

I never imagined you'd lie in god's name to cover up your faults.

Aboli, I swear upon god. I swear upon you.

I swear upon you, Aboli.

This is true.

I have to tell them as well

and I will. I have to seek their forgiveness.

Why?

Because I am their husband after all.

They are my wives from previous lives.

I ill-treated them.

I made huge blunders yet they love me.

Even in this life...

It's over.

I am with you.

What do you mean?

I know one thing for sure.

You would never swear upon me and lie.

I trust you.

What happened?

It's too late, Aboli.

Meaning?

Tomorrow's the last day.

That gives us 24 hours.

We still have one day, Dhanush.

Dhanush, let's start anew.

Let's see who wins.

Your bad behaviour from the past

or your true love from this life.

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

'Oh dear. '

- Brother. - Hurricane!

- Where's Aboli? - No idea.

Oh dear! Why did he sound familiar?

Brother...

Anyway, let's go.

I'll call for drinks.

'Oh dear. '

Hi.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Greetings, welcome. - Thank you.

I'm glad to know you're getting married.

It's Aboli's wedding, not mine.

- Is it? - Aboli?

Yes.

Aboli is already married.

It's a remarriage.

Oh.

I didn't get you.

She getting married again.

Oh dear! Did she leave her first husband?

No, she's marrying the same man again.

Is it?

Wow.

"Stealing glances at each other"

"the world seems colourful"

"Stealing glances at each other"

"the world seems colourful"

"Light up and decorate the place, sing away with joy"

"Life is blessed with the sweetness of love"

"I sway with pride in brocaded saree"

"Keep them safe from all perils"

"Keep them safe from all perils"

"May nobody cast an evil eye"

"Celebrate this hit pair"

"Frolic with this hit pair"

"Celebrate this hit pair"

"I pray with all my heart"

"for your well-being"

"I pray to be with you'

"for eternity"

"Love is a boundless melody"

"Dance away to the music of endless love"

"Wedding bells are about to ring"

"Wedding bells are about to ring"

"Keep them safe from all perils"

"Celebrate this hit pair"

"Frolic with this hit pair"

You danced so well.

- Me? - Yes.

Oh no! I'm an ordinary dancer.

You're an amazing dancer.

You're truly talented.

- My dance? - Yes.

- Did you like it? - Loved it.

You're a great dancer.

What more could I ask for?

I just wanted you to appreciate my talent

and support me.

That's all I wanted.

You won my heart!

I was yearning to dance with you.

I'm on top of the world today.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Listen, don't give up dancing.

Oh. 'This was my desire. '

Madam, what are you doing?

You... Who do you think you are?

What did you think? You could put on a mask

and hug that dancer!

You'd dance away with her and I won't notice?

Useless.

- Madam. - Stop.

What madam? Who allowed you to do this?

Did you take my permission?

How dare you do this without my permission?

You're not even worth...

Enough of your rants!

- Hey! - Hey!

Lower your voice.

This isn't your office to boss me around.

I'm not your servant.

You think a husband is your slave

to mistreat him as you like.

I never talked back to you

because I respect you.

A husband shows his love through respect.

You kept me under your control

and expected me to

keep you informed about my life.

Now onwards you will keep me informed.

You will have to.

I want every detail on your whereabout

and that's not because I don't trust you

but for the sake of love.

You're answerable to your concerned husband.

Remember one thing, Asawari.

Outside your office, we are a married couple.

This isn't business.

Understood?

This is what was missing.

This is what I wanted all along, Anand.

In fact, every woman wants her husband to be possessive of her

be it a home maker or a career woman.

Where are you and what are you doing?

When will you get home?

She likes such questions.

Today I feel like

I am your wife in the true sense.

Anand, I'm sorry.

I love you.

Sangu!

What are you doing...

What are you doing here?

I came to eat.

What a silly thing to ask!

I'm dressed for a wedding at a wedding venue.

- Why are you all dressed up? - It's my friend's wedding.

Fine, let's go eat.

I don't like their bland food.

I like the food that you make.

Dishes like spicy lentils,

gravies of all kinds,

onion, chili pickle, lemon...

You know, it's delicious and spicy.

You're praising my food!

Do you really like what I make?

I know I didn't like it before

but to be honest your food grew on me.

In fact now I don't like

any cuisine but yours.

In your words, it's not relished.

I'll be back. Please eat.

My god...

Really? I'll set you right.

Why is that hurricane after me?

Found you.

Help!

Nobody can save you now.

Listen hurricane...

Have you no shame?

Why don't you get it?

Why do you treat her badly?

Nothing doing.

You will take your wife and go home.

That's an order.

Disobey my orders and you'll be thrown under an elephant.

One whack from you will be equally bad!

Really? You can't fool me.

It's not what you think.

- Let me go. - No!

Unless you agree to take your wife home,

- I won't let you go. - Dhanya!

- Dhanya! - Nobody can save you.

- Dhanya! - What are you doing?

How come you're here?

Good you came.

Tell your pal...

I'll do that. Let go of him.

I won't!

He dared to cheat on his woman.

- He has no shame. - Let him go, that's an order.

My dear!

Handle her.

I'm fed up.

Get going.

I...

Listen, don't bother about him.

Ignore him.

Don't speak to me.

Why did you let him go?

Well, listen...

Listen...

My dear.

What happened?

I'm ticklish.

You look beautiful when you smile.

You shouldn't get angry.

Hey!

Forgive me.

Oh no!

Don't say that.

I'm nobody to forgive you.

If you do this,

god won't forgive me.

Happy now?

My dear!

My dear!

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I need to talk to you.

I've been lying to you all along.

Asawari, Putla, Shruti, Jenny, forgive me.

I know I've been mean to you.

I hurt you in many ways.

I was always selfish.

My choices and preferences were all that mattered.

I never tried to understand you.

One day God gave me a chance

to make amends and sent you back in my life.

I eventually realised

you have simple expectations from your husband.

I tried my best to fulfil those wishes in this life.

What women really want remains a mystery to this day.

But I guess I know

what my wife wants.

I promise you,

I won't treat Aboli

the way I treated you.

I'll do my best to keep her happy

and fulfil her dreams.

I'll try my best.

I was able to change all thanks to you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Dhanya! Who are you talking to?

There's nobody.

Shamya, stop joking.

Dhanush, there's nobody.

Tell them.

Nobody is sitting there, Dhanush.

That means you fulfilled their desires!

Oh yes, Dhanya! You did it.

You made it!

This was missing, right?

Looks great.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

As for my desire,

you fulfilled it in this life.

You set me free by making amends for your past mistakes.

Oh c'mon!

My dear,

see you.

I'm leaving.

It's time to leave.

We shall always be with you

and Aboli.

Child,

this is what I expected of you.

You passed the test.

It's hard to know what women want.

It's a man's prime duty to respect them

but also to fulfil their desires.

You fulfilled the task

I assigned to you.

You shall live a blessed life.

Go on, ask for a boon.

I want nothing for myself.

You'd rather keep Anamika happy.

Don't worry about that.

I found a perfect match for her.

She too will be happy.

Bless you.

Hey, stop.

It's okay.

"Hey. Listen. -

"Oh dear. "

"My dear, tell me. "

"Oh, dear. "

"What's wrong? Tell me. "

"Oh dear. "

"Hold on, will you?"

"Oh dear. "

"Holy smokes. "

"You got the sari alright. But you forgot the waistband. "

"You are so manly. Treat me like a flower for once. "

"You won't get anything just by being an errant bee. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"She has driven me crazy. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"I do not understand my feelings. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"Hurdles all around. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"That's enough, my love. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

Hey..

"I hate the crowded trains. "

"I prefer to travel by the air-conditioned metro. "

Okay.

"Let's go for a baot ride. "

"And have a taste of the Konkan. "

Let's go.

"I have been dying to go to Lavasa. But we are stuck at Deccan. "

"But there is no transport around here. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"She has driven me crazy. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"I do not understand my feelings. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"Hurdles all around. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"That's enough, my love. "

"Oh dear. Oh dear. "

"oh dear. "

"You can't solve the mystery called woman. "

"You couldn't understand a woman. "

"You can't solve the mystery called woman. "

"You couldn't understand a woman. "

"Oh dear. "