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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,318 --> 00:00:32,220 ( arpeggios on piano ) 2 00:01:34,117 --> 00:01:36,017 Woman: ALBY, BREAKFAST. 3 00:01:36,019 --> 00:01:39,054 - ( piano playing stops ) - Alby: OKAY. 4 00:01:39,056 --> 00:01:42,057 ( clock ticking, chiming ) 5 00:01:54,137 --> 00:01:56,805 - Woman: ALBY? - HUH? 6 00:01:56,807 --> 00:01:58,640 MORE PANCAKES? 7 00:01:58,642 --> 00:02:01,576 - UH-UH. - UH-UH WHAT? 8 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:03,411 UH-UH, NO, THANKS, MOM. 9 00:02:03,413 --> 00:02:06,381 THAT'S BETTER. 10 00:02:06,383 --> 00:02:08,316 - MOM? - MMM? 11 00:02:08,318 --> 00:02:11,953 GRANDPA SANDUSKY'S BIRTHDAY'S IN SIX DAYS, HUH? 12 00:02:11,955 --> 00:02:13,789 WHAT? 13 00:02:13,791 --> 00:02:16,158 GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY'S THE 13th, HUH? 14 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,494 - UH-HUH. - THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 15 00:02:19,496 --> 00:02:21,830 - HUH? - NOTHING. 16 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:24,332 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 17 00:02:24,334 --> 00:02:27,135 - YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT MORE PANCAKES? - UH-HUH. 18 00:02:27,137 --> 00:02:28,970 WHAT ABOUT JOSHUA? 19 00:02:28,972 --> 00:02:32,640 - Alby: HE'S OKAY. - Boy: ALBY! 20 00:02:32,642 --> 00:02:34,876 - ( Joshua whining ) - ALBY! 21 00:02:36,846 --> 00:02:40,448 - ALBY! - ( barking ) 22 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:43,051 Mom: ALBY, FINISH YOUR PRACTICING. 23 00:02:43,053 --> 00:02:45,987 I WILL, MOM. JUST TAKING A REST. 24 00:02:45,989 --> 00:02:48,790 ALBY! HEY, ALB! 25 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,129 - HE'S DOWN THE BLOCK. - JEEZ! 26 00:02:54,131 --> 00:02:57,098 ( Joshua barking ) 27 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,567 ( groans ) 28 00:03:01,304 --> 00:03:04,005 - YOU SAVED MY LIFE. - WHAT? 29 00:03:04,007 --> 00:03:06,842 THAT PIANO'S SOME SORT OF TORTURE MACHINE. 30 00:03:06,844 --> 00:03:10,778 - MY MOM SAYS SOMEDAY I'LL THANK HER FOR IT. - THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT. 31 00:03:12,448 --> 00:03:14,282 ( whimpers ) 32 00:03:35,104 --> 00:03:37,939 - HI, MR. AMES. - MM-HMM. 33 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:43,211 - ANYTHING FOR ME? - OH, LOTS OF LETTERS. 34 00:03:43,213 --> 00:03:46,348 MRS. KINGSLEY. 35 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:48,850 OH, WELL. 36 00:03:54,623 --> 00:03:57,859 - ( barks ) - HE'S JUST GOTTA HAVE IT. 37 00:03:57,861 --> 00:04:00,962 YEAH, HE'S JUST GOTTA, BUT MAYBE HE DOESN'T. 38 00:04:00,964 --> 00:04:02,964 HE'S GOTTA. 39 00:04:04,934 --> 00:04:07,035 Ames: GOOD MORNING, JOSHUA. 40 00:04:12,741 --> 00:04:14,809 ARE YOU BOYS WAITING FOR SOMETHING? 41 00:04:14,811 --> 00:04:16,878 YEAH, SURE. THIS, UH... 42 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,314 I RECALL A LETTER OR SOMETHING FOR YOU. 43 00:04:19,316 --> 00:04:21,383 - GEE, LET'S SEE IT. - WOW, LET'S SEE IT. 44 00:04:21,385 --> 00:04:23,218 PROBABLY JUST AN ADVERTISEMENT. 45 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:27,022 NO, NOBODY SENT ME AN ADVERTISEMENT, HONEST. 46 00:04:27,024 --> 00:04:30,625 - HONEST! - WELL, IT SURE LOOKED LIKE ONE. 47 00:04:30,627 --> 00:04:32,961 CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER I BROUGHT IT WITH ME 48 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:35,397 OR THREW IT AWAY AT THE POST OFFICE. 49 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:38,833 THAT'S ILLEGAL, THROWING AWAY MAIL, MR. AMES. 50 00:04:39,835 --> 00:04:41,836 HMM? 51 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:50,912 - THIS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, ALBY? - YEAH! 52 00:04:50,914 --> 00:04:52,914 - COME ON. LET'S GO. - YEAH! 53 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:55,283 - Alby: THANKS, MR. AMES! - MM-HMM. 54 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:57,285 ( Joshua barking ) 55 00:04:57,287 --> 00:04:59,287 ( boys chattering ) 56 00:05:04,427 --> 00:05:07,395 THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE BEING THE FIRST TWO KIDS ON THE MOON. 57 00:05:07,397 --> 00:05:09,397 NO, ONLY BETTER! 58 00:05:13,302 --> 00:05:15,570 - WOW, GRANDPA'S-- - YEAH. 59 00:05:15,572 --> 00:05:17,605 ( whines ) 60 00:05:27,216 --> 00:05:29,317 ( clinking ) 61 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:35,156 - IT'S OKAY, CHRIS. - SO WHO WAS RIGHT? 62 00:05:35,158 --> 00:05:37,993 WHO WAS RIGHT? I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T HAVE ALL THE STUFF. 63 00:05:37,995 --> 00:05:41,796 THAT'S WHY WE GOT THE BLUEPRINT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 64 00:05:41,798 --> 00:05:45,300 ANYWAY, WHEN WE RIG IT UP, IT'LL HOLD 500 LBS. 65 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:48,569 - BULL. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BULL? 66 00:05:48,571 --> 00:05:50,405 I MEAN, BULL. 67 00:05:50,407 --> 00:05:52,807 500 LBS. IS A LOT OF 500 LBS. 68 00:05:52,809 --> 00:05:56,411 FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHRIS, THE PLANS SAY IT'LL HOLD UP TO 500 LBS. 69 00:05:57,913 --> 00:05:59,747 - HONEST? - YEAH. 70 00:05:59,749 --> 00:06:01,449 - YEAH? - HONEST, YEAH. 71 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:04,952 - BULL. - FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHRIS. 72 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:06,954 JUST LOOK AT THE PLANS! 73 00:06:06,956 --> 00:06:09,190 - WHERE? - THERE! 74 00:06:11,227 --> 00:06:13,228 JOSHUA, YOU CAN'T EVEN READ. 75 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:16,964 COME ON. I DON'T CRAWL ALL OVER YOUR STUFF. 76 00:06:20,736 --> 00:06:24,072 YEAH, I GUESS IT DOES. 77 00:06:24,074 --> 00:06:25,907 DOES WHAT? 78 00:06:25,909 --> 00:06:28,410 SAY IT'LL HOLD UP TO 500 LBS. 79 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,646 YEAH. 80 00:06:33,449 --> 00:06:36,484 WE SURE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO IN SIX DAYS. 81 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:56,337 GETTING IT... 82 00:06:56,339 --> 00:06:58,606 GETTING IT TO FLY IS JUST GONNA BE 83 00:06:58,608 --> 00:07:01,209 THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT GRANDPA EVER GOT. 84 00:07:01,211 --> 00:07:04,045 YEAH. 85 00:07:04,047 --> 00:07:06,431 ( Joshua barking ) - WHAT? 86 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,433 I SAID, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? 87 00:07:08,435 --> 00:07:10,835 I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST IN A HURRY. 88 00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:13,504 I MEAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL GRANDPA! 89 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:31,222 IT CAME, GRANDPA! 90 00:07:31,224 --> 00:07:35,793 IT SURE DID, MR. SANDUSKY. ALMOST ON TIME. 91 00:07:35,795 --> 00:07:37,729 THE PLANS JUST CAME TODAY, GRANDPA. 92 00:07:37,731 --> 00:07:40,164 - YEAH, MR. SANDUSKY. HONEST. - SEE YA LATER, GRANDPA. 93 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,867 BYE, MR. SANDUSKY. BEEN NICE TALKING TO YOU. 94 00:07:42,869 --> 00:07:45,970 COME ON, JOSH. JOSHUA, COME ON. 95 00:07:45,972 --> 00:07:48,406 - COME ON. - ( barking ) 96 00:07:53,879 --> 00:07:55,880 THAT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO HIDE STUFF, AL. 97 00:07:55,882 --> 00:07:59,016 SURE, BUT I'M TELLING YOU, WE ONLY HAVE $27.50. 98 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:02,387 Chris: UH-UH, $27.40. 99 00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:04,889 LAST WEEK I BORROWED 10� FOR A POPSICLE. 100 00:08:04,891 --> 00:08:07,625 - I SHOULD HAVE BURIED IT. - WELL, IT'S MY MONEY, TOO. 101 00:08:07,627 --> 00:08:09,861 WE'RE NOT SAVING UP MONEY FOR POPSICLES. 102 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:12,897 I JUST HAD TO HAVE ONE. HAVEN'T YOU JUST EVER HAD TO HAVE A POPSICLE? 103 00:08:12,899 --> 00:08:14,565 OKAY OKAY. 104 00:08:14,567 --> 00:08:16,567 ( Joshua barking ) 105 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:32,182 WELL, AT LEAST WE'VE GOT $27.40. 106 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:34,018 YEAH. 107 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,253 $27.40. 108 00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:41,492 WE NEED-- WE NEED NEW ROPES 109 00:08:41,494 --> 00:08:44,395 AND STUFF TO FIX THE FIRE POT. 110 00:08:46,064 --> 00:08:47,998 WE NEED A GAS TANK. 111 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,134 WE NEED, LIKE-- 112 00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:53,037 I DON'T KNOW-- $100. 113 00:08:56,942 --> 00:08:59,176 OH. YEAH. 114 00:08:59,178 --> 00:09:03,915 I PROMISED GRANDPA FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 115 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,551 WELL, JEEZ, ALBY, YOUR GRANDFATHER WON'T GET SORE. 116 00:09:06,553 --> 00:09:08,553 I PROMISED. 117 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:14,492 ( marching music playing ) 118 00:09:35,681 --> 00:09:37,915 - ( Joshua barking ) - HEY, ALBY? 119 00:09:40,385 --> 00:09:43,488 ALB, WOULD YOU WAIT A MINUTE? THINK I GOT AN IDEA. 120 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:47,157 - WHAT? - WELL, WE COULD WASH WINDOWS AND BABYSIT. 121 00:09:47,159 --> 00:09:49,126 YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT. 122 00:09:49,128 --> 00:09:51,128 OH, YEAH, $100 IN SIX DAYS 123 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,398 FOR WASHING WINDOWS AND JUNK? 124 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,501 JEEZ, CHRIS. 125 00:09:56,503 --> 00:09:58,736 ( band continues playing ) 126 00:10:15,420 --> 00:10:17,855 HEY, ALBY. 127 00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:21,325 ALBY, I JUST FIGURED IT OUT. I JUST FIGURED IT OUT, HONEST. 128 00:10:21,327 --> 00:10:23,160 YEAH? WHAT? 129 00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:25,563 - JUNK. - WHAT? 130 00:10:25,565 --> 00:10:28,165 SURE. WE CAN'T BUY NEW STUFF, SO WE CAN BUY ALL KINDS OF JUNK, 131 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:30,167 YOU KNOW, FROM A JUNKYARD. 132 00:10:30,169 --> 00:10:33,604 FOR PETE'S SAKE. JEEZ, JUNK? 133 00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,439 WE COULD. 134 00:10:37,342 --> 00:10:39,577 HEY, SURE! 135 00:10:39,579 --> 00:10:43,313 YOU KNOW, CHRIS, SOMETIMES YOU GET SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS. 136 00:10:43,315 --> 00:10:45,783 WELL, JEEZ, ALBY, I KNOW THAT. 137 00:10:50,288 --> 00:10:52,389 ( Joshua barking ) 138 00:10:58,363 --> 00:11:00,665 HEY, WE GOTTA GET THIS, ALBY. 139 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,667 WHAT DO WE NEED THAT FOR? 140 00:11:02,669 --> 00:11:04,802 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO WE THIS FOR? 141 00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:07,304 - WE NEED SOMETHING TO ANCHOR DOWN THE BALLOON WITH. - YEAH. 142 00:11:07,306 --> 00:11:10,775 FIRST WE GOTTA GET THE STUFF TO RIG UP THE BALLOON-- ROPES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 143 00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:12,877 SURE, BUT IT'S CRAZY TO RIG UP A BALLOON 144 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:15,112 WITHOUT SOMETHING TO ANCHOR IT DOWN WITH. 145 00:11:15,114 --> 00:11:16,948 THAT JUST MAKES SENSE, AL. 146 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,216 YOU WANT US TO RIG UP A BALLOON AND HAVE IT FLY AWAY 147 00:11:19,218 --> 00:11:21,719 JUST 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T GET SOMETHING TO ANCHOR IT DOWN WITH, HUH? 148 00:11:21,721 --> 00:11:25,556 YEAH. WELL, OKAY, BUT WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHAT WE SPEND OUR MONEY ON. 149 00:11:25,558 --> 00:11:28,059 WELL, IT'S AN OLD, RUSTY HUNK OF JUNK ANYWAY, 150 00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:31,161 SO WE'LL PROBABLY GET IT FOR... 15, 20�. 151 00:11:31,163 --> 00:11:33,497 YEAH, WELL, OKAY. 152 00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,036 WOW! 153 00:11:39,038 --> 00:11:41,371 THERE MUST BE ABOUT 30 FEET HERE. 154 00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:44,441 - YEAH, BUT WE NEED MORE. - YEAH, MAYBE THERE'S MORE. 155 00:11:44,443 --> 00:11:47,712 LISTEN, WHATEVER THEY WANT, WE'LL OFFER 'EM HALF, SEE? 156 00:11:47,714 --> 00:11:51,181 WELL, JEEZ, ALBY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT. I KNEW THAT. 157 00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:53,183 JUST DON'T FORGET IT. NO MORE THAN HALF. 158 00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:55,920 FOR PETE'S SAKE, I JUST TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 159 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,322 - HUH? - OH, JUST FORGET IT. 160 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,961 - HEY, ALBY, LOOK AT THIS. - ( honking ) 161 00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:07,932 YEAH. 162 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,867 Alby: JOSHUA, YOU DON'T WANT A BATH! 163 00:12:09,869 --> 00:12:11,802 A BATH MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A RAT. 164 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:16,807 - ( horn honking ) - COME ON, CHRIS, STOP HONKING THE HORN. 165 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,676 - ( Joshua barking ) - ( boys chattering ) 166 00:12:22,747 --> 00:12:25,016 - ( horn honks ) - SEE? 167 00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:27,952 - ( boys giggle ) - ( car horn bugles ) 168 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,521 - ( horn tooting ) - BOYS! 169 00:12:30,523 --> 00:12:32,923 BOYS, YOU MUSTN'T PLAY UP THERE! 170 00:12:32,925 --> 00:12:36,627 TRULY YOU MUSTN'T. DEAR DEAR, NO. 171 00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:38,863 DOWN, BOYS! 172 00:12:38,865 --> 00:12:40,865 SHOO! SCAT! 173 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,505 BUT WE'RE NOT PLAYING. 174 00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:50,774 NOT PLAYING? OF COURSE YOU'RE PLAYING. ALL LITTLE BOYS PLAY. 175 00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:56,614 OH. 176 00:12:56,616 --> 00:12:59,550 BUT THE ANCHOR SHOULD BE QUITE NEAR THE TOP OF THE PILE. 177 00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:02,120 TRULY IT SHOULD. 178 00:13:02,122 --> 00:13:05,156 - BUT THAT'S RIGHT WHERE I FOUND IT. - WE PULLED IT DOWN-- 179 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:06,991 - SHAME. - WE JUST-- 180 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:08,959 - NO MATTER. - MA'AM, 181 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:11,029 WE'RE NOT FOOLING AROUND. WE'RE TRYING TO BUY STUFF. 182 00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:13,631 YOU'RE NOT? 183 00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,599 OH, DEAR. 184 00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:17,868 YOU'RE NOT PLANNING TO BUY THE ANCHOR? 185 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:20,471 SURE. IT'S THE FIRST THING WE PICKED OUT. 186 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:23,574 IT'S KIND OF OLD, BUT WE MIGHT BUY IT, JUST MAYBE. 187 00:13:23,576 --> 00:13:25,643 GRACIOUS. 188 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:27,811 - YES. - ( anchor rattles ) 189 00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:30,881 - WELL... - ( barks ) 190 00:13:35,154 --> 00:13:37,721 CAN WE HELP YOU WITH THIS, MA'AM? 191 00:13:37,723 --> 00:13:40,658 - ( cage creaking ) - AH, THANK YOU. 192 00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:45,163 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 193 00:13:45,165 --> 00:13:46,997 LET'S PUT IT OVER HERE. 194 00:13:46,999 --> 00:13:49,033 YES YES, RIGHT OVER HERE. 195 00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:51,102 THANK YOU. 196 00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:54,738 THANK YOU, YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 197 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,740 IT'S REALLY A DREADFULLY, UM-- 198 00:13:56,742 --> 00:13:58,509 - ( Joshua barks ) - HELLO, DOGGY-- 199 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:00,945 RUSTY OLD ANCHOR. 200 00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:04,648 DEAR DEAR, NO. 201 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,484 OH... DEAR. 202 00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:09,887 NO. 203 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:12,557 OH, DEAR. 204 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:15,326 NO. 205 00:14:15,328 --> 00:14:17,328 NO. 206 00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:26,036 SHE'S KIND OF WEIRD, AL. 207 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:27,938 ( barks ) 208 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:46,090 Alby: MA'AM? CAN WE COME IN? 209 00:14:56,502 --> 00:14:58,503 IS IT OKAY IF WE COME IN? 210 00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:01,839 - WHAT? - IS IT OKAY IF WE COME IN? 211 00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,408 DON'T BE MISCHIEVOUS, YOUNG GENTLEMAN. 212 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:07,178 THAT ANCHOR BELONGS ON THE PILE OUTSIDE. 213 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,013 NOT HERE, THERE. 214 00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:12,416 - Alby: BUT WE WANT TO BUY IT. - IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 215 00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:16,687 IT SIMPLY IS NOT FOR SALE. 216 00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,159 HOW ABOUT THE HORN? 217 00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:26,397 HORN? WHAT HORN? 218 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:29,400 THAT HORN YOU PICKED OUT. 219 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:31,235 OH, YES. 220 00:15:31,237 --> 00:15:33,471 WELL, IT'S NOT QUITE FOR SALE. 221 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:37,375 IT-- IT ISN'T QUITE FOR SALE. REALLY, IT ISN'T. 222 00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:40,911 - THEN YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL IT? - NO, I THINK NOT. 223 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:45,015 YOU'RE VERY NICE, POLITE YOUNG GENTLEMEN, BUT I THINK NOT. 224 00:15:49,154 --> 00:15:51,922 HOW MUCH FOR THE JUNKY OLD ROPE? 225 00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:55,359 - OH, DEAR. - I'LL GIVE YOU 3�. 226 00:15:55,361 --> 00:15:57,828 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE FOUR, MA'AM. 227 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,664 THAT'S REALLY QUITE GENEROUS. 228 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,733 I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED "MA'AM." YOU MAY CALL ME MISS PUDD. 229 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:04,835 REALLY, IT IS, YOUNG GENTLEMEN, BUT I... 230 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:08,239 YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL THE ROPE, EITHER? 231 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,241 NO NO, 232 00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:12,076 I THINK NOT. 233 00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:15,012 THEN YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL ANY OF THIS STUFF? 234 00:16:15,014 --> 00:16:16,780 I... 235 00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:19,049 I THINK NOT. 236 00:16:19,051 --> 00:16:21,219 REALLY, I DO. 237 00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:27,325 - OH, DEAR. - MA'AM-- I MEAN, MISS PUDD. 238 00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:29,327 HOW COME YOU HAVE A JUNKYARD, 239 00:16:29,329 --> 00:16:31,829 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL ANY OF YOUR JUNK? 240 00:16:31,831 --> 00:16:35,399 YES, WELL, I THINK IT'S QUITE PROPER TO CALL JUNK JUNK 241 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:37,668 WHEN IT'S RATHER APPARENTLY JUNK. 242 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,571 YES, JUNK IS JUNK. THEN LET'S CALL IT JUNK 243 00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,873 WITHOUT APOLOGY. ( chuckles ) 244 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,908 - CORRECT, YOUNG GENTLEMEN? - Boys: YES, MA'AM. 245 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,744 EXACTLY. 246 00:16:46,746 --> 00:16:48,579 IT'S RATHER-- 247 00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:51,282 IT'S RATHER AN OUTDOOR/INDOOR MUSEUM. 248 00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:54,051 ALL THIS JUNK WASN'T ALWAYS JUNK, YOU KNOW. 249 00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:56,420 THIS OLD HORN, IT'S-- IT'S... 250 00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:58,589 CRACKED UP AND RATHER FOOLISH-LOOKING 251 00:16:58,591 --> 00:17:00,991 AND SOMEONE FINALLY THREW IT AWAY, 252 00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:03,494 BUT, UM... 253 00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:07,097 ONCE, IT WAS A VERY VERY GOOD, 254 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,932 PROUD HORN, 255 00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,902 AND IT MADE VERY VERY GOOD PROUD HORN NOISES. 256 00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:14,672 I THINK... 257 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,507 YES, I THINK 258 00:17:16,509 --> 00:17:18,276 IT WAS ONCE 259 00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,978 ON A SHINY RED AUTOMOBILE. 260 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:24,882 THE SHINIEST, REDDEST, NEWEST AUTOMOBILE IN TOWN. 261 00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:27,451 - ( chuckles ) - LIKE THE FIRST CAR IN TOWN, 262 00:17:27,453 --> 00:17:30,688 OR THE FIRST CAR ANYBODY SAW. 263 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,624 YES, FIRST AUTOMOBILE, 264 00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:36,327 SOMETHING AS PROUD AND FINE AS THAT. 265 00:17:36,329 --> 00:17:38,496 AND THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES IT HONKED, 266 00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:42,300 IT SORT OF SCARED THE MILKWAGON HORSES, NOT TO BE MEAN OR ANYTHING. 267 00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:44,302 IT WAS BEING A HORN. 268 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,203 EXACTLY. YOU-- YOU-- 269 00:17:46,205 --> 00:17:48,372 YOU'RE VERY VERY... 270 00:17:48,374 --> 00:17:52,142 VERY NICE YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 271 00:17:52,144 --> 00:17:54,312 YOUR NAMES? 272 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,414 - OH. I'M CHRIS. - CHRIS. 273 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,248 - HE'S ALBY. - ALBY. 274 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,818 - THAT'S JOSHUA. - JOSHUA. 275 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,653 - HELLO. - HI. 276 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:04,888 ( chuckles ) GOOD AFTERNOON. 277 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,157 GOOD AFTERNOON. 278 00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:08,826 HI. 279 00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:10,894 NICE DOGGY. 280 00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:14,732 NOW WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. ISN'T THAT GRAND? 281 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:17,501 YES, MA'AM. I MEAN, MISS PUDD. 282 00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,269 THAT'S BETTER. 283 00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,839 NOW, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 284 00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:23,641 COME OVER HERE. 285 00:18:23,643 --> 00:18:27,044 JUST SIT OVER HERE ON THE STAIRS. 286 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:31,449 ALL THIS STUFF, WHY DID YOU WANT TO BUY IT? 287 00:18:31,451 --> 00:18:33,451 FOR HIS GRANDFATHER'S BIRTHDAY. 288 00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,285 WHEN? WHEN IS THAT? 289 00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:38,255 IT'S IN SIX DAYS. ALL THIS STUFF'S FOR A BALLOON. 290 00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:40,290 A BALLOON? 291 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,326 OH, NOT A LITTLE ONE. 292 00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:46,397 - A BIG ONE, I MEAN. - OH, YES. 293 00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:48,799 YOUNG GENTLEMEN WITH 1,000-MILE SMILES 294 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,835 WOULD HAVE TO HAVE A BIG, BIG BALLOON, 295 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,737 A VERY BIG BALLOON, 296 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:55,773 WOULDN'T THEY, JOSHUA? GRACIOUS. 297 00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:58,809 WE ALREADY GOT THE BALLOON AND THE BASKET. WE NEED STUFF TO RIG IT UP. 298 00:18:58,811 --> 00:19:01,245 IT WAS MY GRANDFATHER'S, THE GREAT SANDUSKY. 299 00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:03,814 HE USED TO HANG BY HIS TEETH FROM IT, WALK ON AIRPLANE WINGS 300 00:19:03,816 --> 00:19:06,784 AND DO WILD THINGS LIKE THAT FOR COUNTY FAIRS AND CARNIVALS. 301 00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:08,886 THIS ONE TIME, LIKE POW, 302 00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,888 HE JUMPED FROM ONE AIRPLANE WING 303 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:13,557 - TO ANOTHER AIRPLANE WING 3,000 FEET UP. - HE DID. 304 00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:16,727 - ( whistles ) - HE SAID ALL KINDS OF LADIES FAINTED. 305 00:19:16,729 --> 00:19:19,597 ( laughs ) I WOULD GUESS HE SAID "SWOONED." 306 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,433 WHAT A LOVELY LOVELY GRANDFATHER TO HAVE. 307 00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:24,535 YEAH. HE LIKED THE BALLOON THE BEST. 308 00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:27,538 HE SAID IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT HAD MORE HOT AIR THAN THE GREAT SANDUSKY. 309 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,907 ANYWAY, WE JUST GOT TO GET IT UP FOR GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY. 310 00:19:29,909 --> 00:19:32,810 AH, YES, OF COURSE, A BALLOON. 311 00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:35,145 WHAT A FINE, SWEET BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 312 00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:37,247 IT SHOULD MAKE YOUR GRANDFATHER VERY HAPPY 313 00:19:37,249 --> 00:19:40,651 TO SEE IT GOING UP AGAIN, UP UP TO THE CLOUDS. 314 00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:42,653 - GRANDPA DIED LAST YEAR. - OH. 315 00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:45,088 HE'LL DO BACKFLIPS WHEN HE SEES IT UP AGAIN. 316 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,495 HOW GRAND. 317 00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:55,165 HOW VERY VERY GRAND, ALBY. 318 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,735 YES, INDEED. 319 00:19:57,737 --> 00:20:00,137 HOW... GRAND. 320 00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:02,506 OH, DEAR, YES. 321 00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:04,475 WITH A BATTERY 322 00:20:04,477 --> 00:20:07,478 AND A SMIDGEN OF FIRE, 323 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,415 OUR BALLOON WILL GLOW, 324 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,484 SIMPLY GLOW. 325 00:20:14,486 --> 00:20:16,820 WOW! 326 00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,656 THAT'S RIGHT. 327 00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:20,891 NOW, I WILL LET YOU JUMP DOWN. 328 00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:22,926 TAKE IT AGAIN VERY CAREFULLY. 329 00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:24,995 WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. 330 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:27,831 ALL RIGHT. NOW MOVE OVER. THAT'S RIGHT. 331 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,734 THE FIRST LOAD. 332 00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:32,969 I THINK WE HAVE A GRAND BEGINNING, SIMPLY GRAND. 333 00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:36,039 - GOSH, THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS-- - WE COULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF. 334 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:39,376 OF COURSE, NOW, BOYS, IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 335 00:20:39,378 --> 00:20:42,513 DO YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN GET IT UP IN TIME FOR GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY? 336 00:20:42,515 --> 00:20:44,515 - DON'T YOU WANT TO? - YEAH, SURE. 337 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,517 THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN ASK? 338 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:49,687 YOU MUST BELIEVE IT AND DO IT. 339 00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,922 ( birds crowing ) 340 00:20:51,924 --> 00:20:54,758 AH. YES. ( chuckles ) 341 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,893 OH, YES, INDEED. 342 00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:03,867 ( wind chimes tinkling ) 343 00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:07,371 THIS IS OUR SPECIAL PLACE. COME ON IN, MISS PUDD. 344 00:21:13,611 --> 00:21:15,446 HOW ENCHANTING. 345 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,549 HOW VERY, VERY ENCHANT-- ( gasps ) 346 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:23,220 A JN-4. 347 00:21:23,222 --> 00:21:26,523 OH! I MUST HAVE ONE SOMEDAY. 348 00:21:26,525 --> 00:21:28,525 A NEW ONE. TRULY I MUST. 349 00:21:28,527 --> 00:21:31,294 OH, LOOK AT HIM. ( chuckles ) 350 00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:33,196 ONE DARK HALLOWEEN, 351 00:21:33,198 --> 00:21:36,032 A PUPPY DOG SCURRIED OFF WITH HIS LEG, 352 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:38,101 AND NOW HE GOES BUMPING THROUGH THE NIGHT 353 00:21:38,103 --> 00:21:41,938 LOOKING FOR IT. GO DUCK YOUR SHINY HEAD, JOSHUA. 354 00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:47,745 AND THAT IS MR. SANDUSKY. 355 00:21:47,747 --> 00:21:49,747 YEAH, THAT'S GRANDPA. 356 00:21:49,749 --> 00:21:53,517 ( chuckles ) HOW THE STRAWBERRY BLONDES IN CRISP WHITE LACE 357 00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:57,454 WITH PARASOLS MUST HAVE SWOONED. 358 00:21:57,456 --> 00:21:59,456 - HUH? - "HUH?" 359 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,859 ( chuckles ) OH! 360 00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:04,227 I'VE BEEN SEARCHING, 361 00:22:04,229 --> 00:22:07,364 TRULY SEARCHING, FOR ONE OF THESE CRYSTAL-- 362 00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:11,268 OH! OH, BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL, YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 363 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:14,738 WHAT PATIENCE, WHAT BEAUTY. 364 00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,807 CRYSTAL SETS. JUST FOREVER AND EVER 365 00:22:16,809 --> 00:22:20,411 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THESE OLD CRYSTAL SETS. 366 00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:22,846 ALL THE WONDERFUL SCRATCHY SOUNDS 367 00:22:22,848 --> 00:22:25,148 THAT USED TO COME FROM 'EM. 368 00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,918 RADIO WAS RATHER MAGIC THEN. 369 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,287 OH! 370 00:22:30,289 --> 00:22:32,856 WHAT A GRAND NAME FOR IT-- 371 00:22:32,858 --> 00:22:34,758 "TORNADO." 372 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,827 ( shrieks ) 373 00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:40,330 ( laughs ) 1,000 MILES AN HOUR. 374 00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:43,567 - MISS PUDD? - BALL BEARINGS WOULD HELP, NO? 375 00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,904 BEFORE YOU, WHEN GROWNUPS CAME IN HERE, THEY DIDN'T LIKE OUR PLACE. 376 00:22:46,906 --> 00:22:50,273 I THINK THEY DID, BUT THEY WERE A LITTLE TOO SHY TO ADMIT IT. 377 00:22:50,275 --> 00:22:52,876 GROWING UP MAKES PEOPLE VERY VERY SHY, 378 00:22:52,878 --> 00:22:55,979 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT GOT TO BE MOST EXCITING. TRULY IT DOES. 379 00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,881 ( gasps ) 380 00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,783 THERE IT IS. 381 00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:03,086 YES. 382 00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:06,256 YES, IT MUST FLY AGAIN. 383 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,862 STARS AND FLAGS. 384 00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:14,565 THAT SEEMS LIKE OUR MR. SANDUSKY. 385 00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:32,315 MISS PUDD. 386 00:23:46,731 --> 00:23:50,000 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 387 00:23:50,002 --> 00:23:52,435 WELL, I MUST GO. 388 00:23:52,437 --> 00:23:54,605 I HAVE TO BRING ANOTHER LOAD TOMORROW 389 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,207 BRIGHT AND EARLY WITH THE BIRDS. 390 00:23:57,209 --> 00:23:59,209 BRIGHT AND EARLY. 391 00:24:00,678 --> 00:24:03,714 - ( car door closes ) - ( ignition starts ) 392 00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:05,616 GOSH. 393 00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:10,320 - MOM? - Mom: ALBY? 394 00:24:10,322 --> 00:24:12,622 UH-HUH. CAN CHRIS SLEEP OVER? 395 00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:15,291 - WHAT WAS ALL THAT RACKET? - CAN CHRIS SLEEP OVER? 396 00:24:15,293 --> 00:24:17,828 - ALBY, WHAT WAS ALL THE RACKET? - JUST SOME CHILDREN STUFF. 397 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:19,830 - CAN HE? - DON'T MESS UP THE YARD. 398 00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:21,898 - UH-HUH. MOM? - WHAT? 399 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,501 IS IT OKAY IF CHRIS EATS WITH US AND SLEEPS OVERNIGHT? 400 00:24:24,503 --> 00:24:26,936 - IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH HIS MOM. - YEAH, WE ASKED. 401 00:24:26,938 --> 00:24:29,038 COME ON, CHRIS. LET'S GO AROUND TO MY ROOM. 402 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,075 - HOW ARE YOU, CHRIS? - I'M OKAY, MRS. NORLEY. 403 00:24:34,579 --> 00:24:36,946 - JOSHUA. - ( barks ) 404 00:24:36,948 --> 00:24:39,416 ( giggling ) 405 00:24:45,155 --> 00:24:47,156 ( laughs, chatters ) 406 00:24:47,158 --> 00:24:49,225 JEEZ, IT'S HOT. 407 00:24:49,227 --> 00:24:51,060 Chris: YEAH. 408 00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:52,763 ( squeaks ) 409 00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:56,666 Chris: IT'S COOLER OUTSIDE, THOUGH. 410 00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:58,668 Alby: YEAH. LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 411 00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:00,670 OKAY. 412 00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:04,741 ( Joshua whines ) 413 00:25:04,743 --> 00:25:07,110 ( crickets chirping ) 414 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,382 IF WE RIG IT UP RIGHT-- I MEAN, REALLY RIGHT-- 415 00:25:12,384 --> 00:25:13,784 WE COULD GO ANYWHERE. 416 00:25:13,786 --> 00:25:16,286 Chris: YEAH, LIKE TO SAN FRANCISCO OR CHINA. 417 00:25:16,288 --> 00:25:18,288 OR AROUND THE WORLD. 418 00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:20,123 WOW. 419 00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:25,161 DO YOU THINK GRANDPA WAS TOO MUCH? 420 00:25:25,163 --> 00:25:27,230 THIS ONE TIME-- 421 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,668 I DON'T KNOW, I WAS MAYBE EIGHT-- 422 00:25:31,670 --> 00:25:33,670 GRANDPA TOOK ME DOWNTOWN TO A MOVIE. 423 00:25:33,672 --> 00:25:36,673 LOTS OF TIMES, HE USED TO TAKE ME ON SUNDAYS. 424 00:25:37,675 --> 00:25:39,676 ANYWAY, 425 00:25:39,678 --> 00:25:41,678 IT WAS A TARZAN MOVIE. 426 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,180 HE WAS AFTER GUYS WHO WERE KILLING HIS ELEPHANTS. 427 00:25:44,182 --> 00:25:47,551 OH, YEAH, I THINK I SAW THAT ONE ON TELEVISION. 428 00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:49,385 IT WAS CORNY. 429 00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:51,755 WELL, YEAH. I WAS JUST A LITTLE KID THEN. 430 00:25:51,757 --> 00:25:54,324 ANYWAY, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PICTURE, 431 00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:56,326 I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 432 00:25:56,328 --> 00:25:59,295 JEEZ, I HAD TO GO LIKE CRAZY. 433 00:25:59,297 --> 00:26:01,297 IT WAS SO EXCITING, 434 00:26:01,299 --> 00:26:03,299 I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING. 435 00:26:06,604 --> 00:26:08,772 SO I PEED IN MY PANTS. 436 00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:11,207 - BULL. - NO, HONEST, 437 00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:13,209 I PEED IN MY PANTS. 438 00:26:13,211 --> 00:26:15,211 YOU KNOW, THE GREEN CORDUROY MOM GOT ME. 439 00:26:15,213 --> 00:26:17,213 YOU MEAN, YOU REALLY PEED IN YOUR PANTS? 440 00:26:17,215 --> 00:26:19,382 IT WAS THE MOST EXCITING PART OF THE PICTURE-- 441 00:26:19,384 --> 00:26:22,652 TARZAN RIDING 50 MILLION ELEPHANTS AFTER THE IVORY HUNTERS. 442 00:26:22,654 --> 00:26:25,321 I COULDN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE. 443 00:26:25,323 --> 00:26:28,959 AND THEN GRANDPA, HE STARTED LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY. 444 00:26:28,961 --> 00:26:32,629 HE TOLD ME IF HE WOULD HAVE HAD TO GO, HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE PEED IN HIS PANTS TOO 445 00:26:32,631 --> 00:26:34,698 INSTEAD OF MISSING PART OF THE PICTURE. 446 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:37,467 ( train whistle blowing ) 447 00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:40,036 I MEAN, 448 00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:43,139 JEEZ, HE DIDN'T EVEN GET SORE. 449 00:26:49,814 --> 00:26:51,715 JEEZ. 450 00:26:55,085 --> 00:26:57,153 I MISS GRANDPA. 451 00:27:03,093 --> 00:27:05,428 BUT I SURE LIKE MISS PUDD. 452 00:27:06,497 --> 00:27:08,498 ME TOO. 453 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,934 THIS ONE TIME, 454 00:27:10,936 --> 00:27:13,703 A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE HE DIED... 455 00:27:13,705 --> 00:27:17,541 ALL THE TIME, GRANDPA USED TO DRINK A LOT OF BROMO SELTZER. 456 00:27:17,543 --> 00:27:20,810 ANYWAY, THIS ONE TIME, 457 00:27:20,812 --> 00:27:23,980 GRANDPA CAME DOWNSTAIRS INTO THE BATHROOM. 458 00:27:23,982 --> 00:27:27,651 HE ASKED ME TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE FOR SOME BROMO, 459 00:27:27,653 --> 00:27:29,485 ONLY... 460 00:27:31,589 --> 00:27:35,825 ONLY I WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL ON TELEVISION. 461 00:27:35,827 --> 00:27:38,494 AND I GOT SORE THAT HE WANTED ME TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE 462 00:27:38,496 --> 00:27:40,496 WHEN I WAS WATCHING FOOTBALL. 463 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:46,402 HE DIDN'T GET MAD OR SAY ANYTHING. 464 00:27:48,906 --> 00:27:51,575 HE JUST GOT DRESSED AND WENT HIMSELF. 465 00:27:54,144 --> 00:27:55,979 I MEAN, JEEZ, 466 00:27:55,981 --> 00:27:59,482 WE JUST GOT TO FLY THAT BALLOON FOR GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY. 467 00:28:04,388 --> 00:28:06,456 CHRIS? HEY. 468 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,325 - HEY. - WHAT? 469 00:28:09,327 --> 00:28:12,161 LET'S GO TO SLEEP. 470 00:28:28,112 --> 00:28:30,780 - ( crickets chirping ) - ( frogs croaking ) 471 00:28:59,409 --> 00:29:03,279 Miss Pudd: ALBY, WHAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER LIKE? 472 00:29:03,281 --> 00:29:05,849 - ( thunder rumbling ) - Alby: I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER KNEW HER. 473 00:29:05,851 --> 00:29:08,185 I REMEMBER MOM TELLING ME WHEN SHE WAS 11 YEARS OLD, 474 00:29:08,187 --> 00:29:10,354 GRANDMA WANTED HIM TO BE A GENTLEMAN. 475 00:29:10,356 --> 00:29:13,023 SHE HATED ALL THE CRAZY STUNTS GRANDPA USED TO DO. 476 00:29:13,025 --> 00:29:15,658 AND THEN ONE DAY, SHE JUST TOOK MOM AND LEFT GRANDPA. 477 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:17,694 Miss Pudd: HOW SAD. 478 00:29:17,696 --> 00:29:21,431 OH, DEAR. ANOTHER BREAK IN THE SEAM. 479 00:29:21,433 --> 00:29:23,600 Chris: IT'S FALLING APART. 480 00:29:23,602 --> 00:29:25,702 WHEN THERE IS SO VERY LITTLE TIME, 481 00:29:25,704 --> 00:29:29,606 WE DO NOT STAND ABOUT OBSERVING THAT SOMETHING IS FALLING APART. 482 00:29:29,608 --> 00:29:32,709 WE'LL PUT IT TOGETHER. 483 00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:36,113 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SEW. 484 00:29:36,115 --> 00:29:38,281 BEGIN INSPECTING FROM THE OTHER END, 485 00:29:38,283 --> 00:29:40,283 AND MARK EVERY BREAK IN THE SEAM, 486 00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:42,452 EVEN THE TINIEST OF ONES. 487 00:29:42,454 --> 00:29:44,787 WELL, OKAY. 488 00:29:44,789 --> 00:29:48,258 BUT DON'T ASK ME TO DO THE SEWING. 489 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:51,395 - Alby: GRANDPA NEVER SAID A MEAN THING ABOUT HER. - Pudd: OF COURSE NOT. 490 00:29:55,066 --> 00:29:57,200 - SO GRAND. - HUH? 491 00:29:58,636 --> 00:30:02,539 UH... SUMMER RAIN IS SO GRAND 492 00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:06,276 FOR STAYING IN AND BEING EVER SO BUSY. 493 00:30:06,278 --> 00:30:08,378 HERE. 494 00:30:13,518 --> 00:30:16,319 JOSHUA! DO YOU HAVE TO CHEW UP EVERYTHING YOU SEE? 495 00:30:16,321 --> 00:30:18,221 YECH! 496 00:30:20,724 --> 00:30:23,593 - ( groans ) - Pudd: INSPECTING CAREFULLY, CHRIS? 497 00:30:23,595 --> 00:30:26,029 SURE. 498 00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:28,265 AND YOUR SHOES ARE OFF? 499 00:30:31,102 --> 00:30:33,203 THE BALLOON IS OLD AND FRAGILE. 500 00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:36,239 WE MUST BE EVER AND EVER SO CAREFUL. 501 00:30:36,241 --> 00:30:39,142 YOUR SHOES ARE OFF? 502 00:30:39,144 --> 00:30:41,178 YES, MISS PUDD. 503 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:43,012 ( water dripping ) 504 00:30:50,188 --> 00:30:54,724 JOSHUA, IT'S STILL WET. JUST CUT IT OUT AND QUIT BEING A NUISANCE. 505 00:30:54,726 --> 00:30:57,127 - IT'S STILL WET. - ( whimpers ) 506 00:30:57,129 --> 00:30:59,463 NUT. 507 00:31:00,565 --> 00:31:02,799 - ( thunder rumbling ) - ( whimpers ) 508 00:31:06,804 --> 00:31:09,106 Chris: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE, MISS PUDD. 509 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,940 MARK IT, YOUNG GENTLEMAN. 510 00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:17,880 HEY, ALB? 511 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,319 HEY, AL? 512 00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,594 AL. 513 00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:34,797 - WHAT? - WHAT IF WE SINK? 514 00:31:34,799 --> 00:31:37,667 IF WE FLY IT AND FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN, WE'LL DROWN. 515 00:31:38,836 --> 00:31:41,004 WHAT OCEAN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 516 00:31:41,006 --> 00:31:42,839 WHAT OCEAN? WHAT? 517 00:31:42,841 --> 00:31:44,841 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT OCEAN? 518 00:31:44,843 --> 00:31:48,111 JUST SOME KIND OF OCEAN. IF WE FLY AND GET A LEAK, WE'LL DROWN. 519 00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:51,181 OH, WELL... WOULD YOU JUST PULL AT THE WRENCH? 520 00:31:51,183 --> 00:31:53,617 WHO SAYS WE'RE GOING TO GET A LEAK? 521 00:31:53,619 --> 00:31:55,685 NOBODY SAYS WE'RE GOING TO GET A LEAK. 522 00:31:55,687 --> 00:31:58,355 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FALLING IN THE OCEAN FOR? 523 00:31:58,357 --> 00:32:00,524 Alby: GET A BETTER GRIP. 524 00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:03,193 - BUT WHAT IF WE DO? - Alby: WHAT? 525 00:32:03,195 --> 00:32:05,262 Chris: GET A LEAK AND FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN. 526 00:32:05,264 --> 00:32:07,631 - PULL AT THE WRENCH. - I'M PULLING. 527 00:32:07,633 --> 00:32:09,732 - PULL HARDER. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "PULL HARDER"? 528 00:32:09,734 --> 00:32:11,768 I'M PULLING HARDER. 529 00:32:13,137 --> 00:32:15,372 MAYBE SOME OIL WILL HELP. 530 00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:24,047 MISS PUDD? 531 00:32:24,049 --> 00:32:25,882 HMM? 532 00:32:25,884 --> 00:32:28,618 UM... 533 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,888 DO YOU REALLY FIGURE WE MIGHT FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN? 534 00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:34,491 NO, OF COURSE WE WON'T. 535 00:32:38,596 --> 00:32:40,263 PROBABLY. 536 00:32:43,434 --> 00:32:46,336 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED-- 537 00:32:47,838 --> 00:32:50,540 WE WON'T FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN. 538 00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:52,342 WHAT? 539 00:32:52,344 --> 00:32:56,846 THAT WE PROBABLY WON'T FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN. 540 00:32:56,848 --> 00:33:00,317 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ALL ALONG. 541 00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:03,220 YOU'RE WEIRD. YOU REALLY ARE. 542 00:33:09,327 --> 00:33:11,728 ( whines ) 543 00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,134 JOSHUA, WOULD YOU SHUT UP! 544 00:33:26,644 --> 00:33:29,546 - ( whimpering ) - JOSHUA, YOU ARE THE MOST-- 545 00:33:29,548 --> 00:33:32,749 OH! FIRE! FIRE! GO AWAY FROM IT! 546 00:33:32,751 --> 00:33:35,785 GO AWAY! GO AWAY FROM IT! 547 00:33:35,787 --> 00:33:37,621 GO AWAY FROM IT! 548 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:43,993 FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET AWAY! 549 00:33:46,830 --> 00:33:48,598 OH! 550 00:34:05,616 --> 00:34:08,818 - OH-HH. - I-- I-- 551 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:46,349 ( thunder rumbling ) 552 00:36:20,618 --> 00:36:23,052 ( classical tune playing ) 553 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,793 ( music stops ) 554 00:36:32,863 --> 00:36:35,131 ( music plays ) 555 00:36:37,167 --> 00:36:39,469 ( kettle whistles ) 556 00:37:08,766 --> 00:37:10,767 ( thunder rumbling ) 557 00:37:41,131 --> 00:37:43,132 ( sighs ) 558 00:37:47,805 --> 00:37:49,639 OH... 559 00:37:49,641 --> 00:37:51,808 MR. SANDUSKY. 560 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,969 HI, JOSH. 561 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:35,618 - HI. - OH, HI. 562 00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:38,388 I GUESS MISS PUDD DIDN'T COME. 563 00:38:38,390 --> 00:38:40,956 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 564 00:38:55,038 --> 00:38:57,540 UH... 565 00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,609 I GUESS THAT IT... 566 00:39:06,182 --> 00:39:08,684 - AL? - HMM? 567 00:39:08,686 --> 00:39:12,154 JEEZ. YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 568 00:39:15,559 --> 00:39:17,660 ( vehicle approaching ) 569 00:39:20,363 --> 00:39:22,364 CHRIS? 570 00:39:22,366 --> 00:39:24,600 YOU THINK-- YOU THINK SHE'S...? 571 00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:29,038 WHAT? 572 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,874 - I GUESS SHE CAME TO PICK UP HER STUFF. - ( car door closes ) 573 00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:33,810 OH. 574 00:39:42,486 --> 00:39:45,287 GOOD AFTERNOON, YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 575 00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:47,356 HI. 576 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,929 YESTERDAY, I-- 577 00:39:52,931 --> 00:39:55,832 I WAS, UM-- 578 00:39:55,834 --> 00:39:58,334 I WAS NOT-- 579 00:39:58,336 --> 00:40:00,970 I WAS RUDE 580 00:40:00,972 --> 00:40:03,573 AND VERY VERY MEAN. 581 00:40:04,808 --> 00:40:07,577 I APOLOGIZE, 582 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,612 ALBY, 583 00:40:09,614 --> 00:40:12,247 CHRIS, JOSHUA. 584 00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:17,620 TRULY I DO. 585 00:40:17,622 --> 00:40:20,723 WELL, THAT'S OKAY, MISS PUDD. 586 00:40:20,725 --> 00:40:22,758 JEEZ, SURE. 587 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,127 THANK YOU. 588 00:40:28,499 --> 00:40:30,332 NOW... 589 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:35,437 WE HAVE QUITE A HOLE HERE, 590 00:40:35,439 --> 00:40:38,007 A RATHER NASTY NASTY HOLE. 591 00:40:38,009 --> 00:40:40,776 YEAH, THERE GOES GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 592 00:40:40,778 --> 00:40:43,012 THERE GOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 593 00:40:43,014 --> 00:40:45,615 WE HAVE A PROBLEM, AND WE SHALL FACE IT AS SUCH. 594 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:47,650 YOUNG GENTLEMEN, FACE IT AS SUCH. 595 00:40:47,652 --> 00:40:52,121 BY ACCIDENT WE HAVE BURNED A HOLE IN OUR BALLOON. 596 00:40:52,123 --> 00:40:54,456 WE HAVE NOT-- DEAR DEAR, NO-- WE HAVE NOT BURNED 597 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,291 A HOLE IN OUR IMAGINATION. 598 00:40:56,293 --> 00:40:58,293 YEAH, BUT WE ONLY HAVE FOUR DAYS. 599 00:40:58,295 --> 00:41:01,030 - WE COULDN'T FIX IT UP IN FOUR DAYS. - FOUR AND A HALF DAYS. 600 00:41:01,032 --> 00:41:03,032 IF WE STAND AROUND TELLING OURSELVES 601 00:41:03,034 --> 00:41:05,601 THAT WE SHALL NOT FLY MR. SANDUSKY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT 602 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:08,437 IN FOUR AND A HALF DAYS, WE MOST CERTAINLY SHALL NOT, 603 00:41:08,439 --> 00:41:10,372 NOT IN FOUR AND A HALF DAYS, 604 00:41:10,374 --> 00:41:12,374 NOT IN 400 AND A HALF DAYS. 605 00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:14,810 COME ALONG NOW. COME COME. 606 00:41:14,812 --> 00:41:17,246 WE HAVE A CHALLENGE BEFORE US, YOUNG GENTLEMEN, 607 00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:20,215 BUT WE SHALL FLY ON SCHEDULE. 608 00:41:29,059 --> 00:41:32,562 BOYS, WE DO NOT STAND ABOUT WATCHING A LADY STRUGGLE. 609 00:41:32,564 --> 00:41:34,730 WE HELP THE DEAR OLD SOUL. 610 00:41:34,732 --> 00:41:38,300 - Alby: YEAH, SURE, BUT-- - COME ON. SNAP TO. UNTIE THAT ROPE. 611 00:41:38,302 --> 00:41:40,302 Chris: YEAH, ALBY, COME ON. UNTIE IT. 612 00:41:40,304 --> 00:41:42,304 IT'S STUCK. I CAN'T GET IT UNDONE. 613 00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:45,240 - THINK OF HOUDINI. - Alby: AH! GOT IT. 614 00:41:45,242 --> 00:41:47,910 TOGETHER NOW. PULL. HEAVE HO. 615 00:41:47,912 --> 00:41:50,746 HEAVE! SCAT, JOSHUA. 616 00:41:50,748 --> 00:41:53,415 HO! HEAVE. SCAT SCAT SCAT. 617 00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,785 HOLD IT THERE. HOLD IT THERE JUST ONE MINUTE. 618 00:41:55,787 --> 00:41:57,787 Chris: THIS THING MUST WEIGH A TON. 619 00:41:57,789 --> 00:42:01,557 WORK YOUR WAY BACK TO THE OTHER END. NOW... 620 00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:04,560 Chris: WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 621 00:42:04,562 --> 00:42:06,796 COME ON. HEAVE. 622 00:42:06,798 --> 00:42:08,864 I'M HEAVING, I'M HEAVING. 623 00:42:08,866 --> 00:42:11,366 BACKS INTO IT NOW. HEAVE HO. 624 00:42:11,368 --> 00:42:14,604 IN THIS WAY. IN THIS WAY. 625 00:42:14,606 --> 00:42:17,640 AS FAR AS WE CAN GO. THAT'S FINE. 626 00:42:17,642 --> 00:42:20,710 SET IT DOWN ON TOP OF THE BOX. 627 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:23,212 THERE WE GO. 628 00:42:23,214 --> 00:42:25,280 ( grunts ) 629 00:42:25,282 --> 00:42:27,617 LOVELY, PERFECT. NO NO, NO PEEKING. 630 00:42:27,619 --> 00:42:29,719 NOT EVEN THE TINIEST OF PEEKS. 631 00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:32,254 - SHOO! GO OUT THERE. - WHAT IS IT, MISS PUDD? 632 00:42:32,256 --> 00:42:34,090 TURN AWAY. 633 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:36,926 LOOK OUT THE DOOR OR SOMETHING. 634 00:42:43,634 --> 00:42:45,467 THAT IS PEEKING. 635 00:42:47,537 --> 00:42:50,640 YES, I'M GOING TO WIGGLE WITH JOY. 636 00:42:50,642 --> 00:42:53,075 Alby: AW, COME ON, MISS PUDD. WHAT IS IT? 637 00:42:53,077 --> 00:42:55,244 - ( laughs ) - Chris: READY, MISS PUDD? 638 00:42:55,246 --> 00:42:57,747 I'M NOT READY YET. YOU GET YOURSELVES READY. 639 00:42:57,749 --> 00:43:01,017 TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF SO YOU DON'T DIRTY IT UP. 640 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,356 NOW, TURN AND LOOK. 641 00:43:07,358 --> 00:43:09,391 OH, WOW! 642 00:43:09,393 --> 00:43:11,460 OH, JEEZ! 643 00:43:12,696 --> 00:43:15,097 GRANDPA! 644 00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,967 ( laughs ) YES, IT'S GRANDPA. 645 00:43:17,969 --> 00:43:20,136 GRAND, YOUNG GENTLEMAN, GRAND. 646 00:43:20,138 --> 00:43:21,971 HOW DID YOU EVER FIND-- 647 00:43:21,973 --> 00:43:24,339 AN ACQUAINTANCE WHO DEALS IN CARNIVAL CURIOS. 648 00:43:24,341 --> 00:43:26,475 AND MOST OF ALL, I BELIEVED-- 649 00:43:26,477 --> 00:43:28,711 - ( Joshua barks ) - YOU'RE RIGHT, JOSHUA-- 650 00:43:28,713 --> 00:43:31,280 AND I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 651 00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:33,382 - WHAT IS IT FOR? - FOR OUR BALLOON. 652 00:43:33,384 --> 00:43:35,685 WE MUST CUT AND SEW, CUT AND SEW. 653 00:43:35,687 --> 00:43:37,687 AND WE MUSTN'T HURT ONE HAIR 654 00:43:37,689 --> 00:43:39,922 OF THIS GRAND GENTLEMAN'S HEAD. 655 00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:42,858 WE MUST CUT EVER SO CAREFULLY, 656 00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:45,360 EVER SO. 657 00:43:45,362 --> 00:43:48,630 OH, DEAR, YES, EVER SO. 658 00:43:49,632 --> 00:43:52,634 ( rattling ) 659 00:43:52,636 --> 00:43:54,770 Alby: HEY, CHRIS, LET ME HAVE A SCREWDRIVER. 660 00:43:54,772 --> 00:43:57,272 - I HAVEN'T GOT IT. - IT WAS LYING OVER THERE A MINUTE AGO. 661 00:43:57,274 --> 00:44:00,109 I HAVEN'T GOT IT. I'M NOT SOME KIND OF SCREWDRIVER CROOK. 662 00:44:01,411 --> 00:44:03,846 Alby: JOSHUA, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 663 00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:05,848 WOULD YOU JUST QUIT CHEWING THINGS? 664 00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:08,517 Chris: HE SURE SLOBBERS. MAYBE HE'S GOT RABIES. 665 00:44:08,519 --> 00:44:11,954 - IT'S JUST DROOL. - MAYBE WITH BUNCHES OF RABIES IN IT. 666 00:44:11,956 --> 00:44:14,957 YECH! READY, CHRIS? 667 00:44:14,959 --> 00:44:18,027 - OH, IT'S LOVELY. - NOT BAD FOR TWO DAYS' WORK. 668 00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,629 - OH, LOVELY. - ONE SEC. 669 00:44:21,631 --> 00:44:24,800 COUNTDOWN. FIVE, 670 00:44:24,802 --> 00:44:27,469 FOUR... 671 00:44:27,471 --> 00:44:30,072 THREE, 672 00:44:30,074 --> 00:44:32,041 TWO, 673 00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:33,809 ONE, 674 00:44:33,811 --> 00:44:36,045 ZERO! 675 00:44:36,047 --> 00:44:38,214 ZERO, FOR PETE'S SAKE. ZERO! 676 00:44:38,216 --> 00:44:40,616 I HEARD YOU SAY "ZERO," FOR PETE'S SAKE. 677 00:44:40,618 --> 00:44:43,585 THEN LIGHT 'EM. 678 00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:45,855 - I LIT 'EM! - THEY'RE NOT LIT! 679 00:44:45,857 --> 00:44:49,291 - WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT? 680 00:44:49,293 --> 00:44:51,293 YOU GOT THE BATTERY. 681 00:44:51,295 --> 00:44:53,863 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I MEAN IT'S NOT MY FAULT? 682 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:57,633 YOU DID THE WIRING. FOR PETE'S SAKE, YOU DID THE WIRING. 683 00:44:57,635 --> 00:45:00,702 FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME. JEEZ! 684 00:45:00,704 --> 00:45:03,072 THERE'S CORROSION ON THE TERMINALS. 685 00:45:03,074 --> 00:45:05,241 - HUH? - MUCK ON THE TERMINALS. 686 00:45:05,243 --> 00:45:07,076 SCRAPE SCRAPE. 687 00:45:07,078 --> 00:45:08,844 YEAH. 688 00:45:08,846 --> 00:45:12,014 WELL, OKAY. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FIVE MILLION THINGS? 689 00:45:12,016 --> 00:45:14,683 FOR PETE'S SAKE, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 10 MILLION THINGS? 690 00:45:14,685 --> 00:45:16,952 ( sewing machine rattling ) 691 00:45:22,192 --> 00:45:25,494 - GOSH. - YEAH. 692 00:45:26,663 --> 00:45:28,497 WOW! 693 00:45:29,499 --> 00:45:31,667 ( Joshua barks ) 694 00:45:31,669 --> 00:45:33,669 ( birds twittering ) 695 00:45:38,241 --> 00:45:41,811 ( barking ) 696 00:45:45,081 --> 00:45:47,516 Alby: JOSHUA! 697 00:45:47,518 --> 00:45:49,685 Chris: THE DOG IS GOING TO WAKE UP YOUR MOTHER. 698 00:45:49,687 --> 00:45:52,788 Alby: NOTHING COULD WAKE MY MOM UP AT 5:30 IN THE MORNING. 699 00:45:52,790 --> 00:45:54,957 YOUR MOTHER'S REALLY GOING TO BE SORE. 700 00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:57,659 LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO PUT THE FURNACE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, 701 00:45:57,661 --> 00:46:00,095 BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT A DUMB FURNACE. 702 00:46:00,097 --> 00:46:02,097 - TOMORROW'S GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY. - I KNOW. 703 00:46:02,099 --> 00:46:04,333 BUT YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S REALLY GONNA GET MAD. 704 00:46:04,335 --> 00:46:07,436 LOOK, WOULD YOU JUST HELP ME HOOK IT UP, OKAY, HUH? 705 00:46:07,438 --> 00:46:10,505 WELL, OKAY, BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS-- 706 00:46:10,507 --> 00:46:13,943 IF YOUR MOTHER GETS SORE AT US, JUST REMEMBER IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA. 707 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:17,512 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT WAS ALL MY IDEA? IT WAS YOUR IDEA TOO. 708 00:46:17,514 --> 00:46:20,682 I KNOW, BUT THIS IS YOUR PROPERTY. 709 00:46:20,684 --> 00:46:24,653 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MY PROPERTY? IT'S MY MOM'S PROPERTY. 710 00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:28,157 ANYWAY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO TAKE APART THE FURNACE, TOO. 711 00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:30,860 YEAH, BUT NEXT TO YOUR MOTHER'S, IT'S YOUR PROPERTY. 712 00:46:30,862 --> 00:46:33,795 - I MEAN, IT'S MORE YOUR PROPERTY THAN IT IS MINE. - ( Joshua barks ) 713 00:46:33,797 --> 00:46:36,398 I NEVER EVEN RUINED A FURNACE IN MY LIFE. 714 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,400 BESIDES, IT EVEN BELONGS TO FAMILY. 715 00:46:38,402 --> 00:46:40,903 - JOSH, COME ON. - LOOK, ALBY. 716 00:46:40,905 --> 00:46:42,905 IT'S YOUR PROPERTY, AND YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY. 717 00:46:42,907 --> 00:46:45,741 SO STOP TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR TAKING THE FURNACE APART. 718 00:46:45,743 --> 00:46:47,977 - ( Joshua barks ) - Alby: OKAY OKAY! 719 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,745 WELL, OKAY. 720 00:46:49,747 --> 00:46:53,082 MAKE SURE THE HEAT'S TURNED OFF TO THE REST OF THE HOUSE. 721 00:46:54,384 --> 00:46:56,852 ( furnace hissing ) 722 00:46:56,854 --> 00:46:58,687 THEY'RE OFF. 723 00:46:58,689 --> 00:47:00,856 - AND THE FURNACE IS ON FULL? - YEP. 724 00:47:06,096 --> 00:47:07,796 ( whines ) 725 00:47:08,831 --> 00:47:10,866 ( Joshua barks ) 726 00:47:14,971 --> 00:47:17,572 ( generator humming ) 727 00:47:18,674 --> 00:47:21,343 QUITE ANNOYING TO PAINT THIS WAY. 728 00:47:21,345 --> 00:47:24,280 QUITE IMPOSSIBLE TO STEP BACK AND JUDGE-- 729 00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:26,949 OH, JOSH. 730 00:47:26,951 --> 00:47:29,385 UH... OH, DEAR. 731 00:47:29,387 --> 00:47:33,555 I'VE MADE MR. SANDUSKY'S FACE TOO PINK. 732 00:47:33,557 --> 00:47:36,392 OF COURSE, HE COULD BE A TRIFLE FLUSHED 733 00:47:36,394 --> 00:47:38,627 FROM EXERTION. 734 00:47:38,629 --> 00:47:41,330 - GRANDPA LOOKS OKAY TO ME. - NO, NOT QUITE SO PINK. 735 00:47:41,332 --> 00:47:43,465 TRULY HE IS. 736 00:47:43,467 --> 00:47:45,534 MAYBE HE GOT SUNBURNED. 737 00:47:45,536 --> 00:47:47,569 OH, WELL, OF COURSE. ( chuckles ) 738 00:47:47,571 --> 00:47:49,504 OH, BUT HOW GRAND. 739 00:47:49,506 --> 00:47:52,607 OUR MR. SANDUSKY WOULD REHEARSE HIS ACROBATICS 740 00:47:52,609 --> 00:47:54,743 IN THE FRESH AIR AND SUNLIGHT, 741 00:47:54,745 --> 00:47:56,745 AND DRINK MINERAL WATER. 742 00:47:56,747 --> 00:47:59,315 UH-UH, WHISKEY. 743 00:47:59,317 --> 00:48:01,250 AH. WELL, 744 00:48:01,252 --> 00:48:03,652 HE'S A GRAND GRAND GENTLEMAN. 745 00:48:07,090 --> 00:48:11,060 I THINK PURPLE RATHER THAN GREEN. 746 00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:12,894 OH, YES. 747 00:48:12,896 --> 00:48:16,398 OUR MR. SANDUSKY MUST HAVE THE COLOR OF ROYALTY. 748 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,567 HEIR AND MONARCH OF THE SKIES. 749 00:48:18,569 --> 00:48:21,236 SCAT, JOSHUA. SCAT. 750 00:48:21,238 --> 00:48:23,805 - ( giggles ) - AH, YES, PURPLE. 751 00:48:23,807 --> 00:48:27,443 SCAT, JOSHUA. ( gasps ) 752 00:48:27,445 --> 00:48:29,278 OH! 753 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,380 BUT HOW GRAND, 754 00:48:31,382 --> 00:48:33,215 AND MARVELOUS 755 00:48:33,217 --> 00:48:35,317 AND VERY MISCHIEVOUS, 756 00:48:35,319 --> 00:48:37,319 AND SIMPLY THRILLING. 757 00:48:37,321 --> 00:48:40,489 - WE THOUGHT WE'D SURPRISE YOU. - AND MAKE IT EASY TO PAINT. 758 00:48:40,491 --> 00:48:43,225 WE PULLED APART THE FURNACE AND HOOKED HIM UP 759 00:48:43,227 --> 00:48:45,494 SO WE COULD FILL IT UP, AND THAT WAY YOU CAN PAINT. 760 00:48:45,496 --> 00:48:47,863 OH MY GOODNESS. OH MY GRACIOUS. 761 00:48:47,865 --> 00:48:50,032 OH, WOW, IT'S BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT. 762 00:48:50,034 --> 00:48:53,202 YEAH, IT'S SO NEAT, IT'S ALMOST POUFFY. ( giggles ) 763 00:48:53,204 --> 00:48:56,972 IT'S COMING ALIVE, YOUNG GENTLEMEN. 764 00:48:56,974 --> 00:48:59,541 A GREAT BIG, GRAND 765 00:48:59,543 --> 00:49:02,044 PILE OF LOVE 766 00:49:02,046 --> 00:49:05,614 IS COMING ALIVE. ( laughs ) 767 00:49:05,616 --> 00:49:07,916 - ( Joshua barking ) - Miss Pudd: WHERE ARE YOU? 768 00:49:07,918 --> 00:49:10,419 ( laughing, shouting ) 769 00:49:13,589 --> 00:49:16,591 Miss Pudd: THRILLING, ISN'T IT? OH. 770 00:49:38,415 --> 00:49:40,582 ( boys chattering, shouting ) 771 00:49:43,286 --> 00:49:45,320 ( Joshua barking ) 772 00:49:53,596 --> 00:49:55,697 OH, WOW. 773 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,701 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 774 00:49:59,703 --> 00:50:02,404 IS IT THERE YET? WOW. 775 00:50:05,908 --> 00:50:07,642 - HEY. - HUH? 776 00:50:07,644 --> 00:50:09,644 IT'S ABOUT FULL ENOUGH FROM HERE. 777 00:50:09,646 --> 00:50:12,581 YEAH. I BETTER TURN OFF THE HEAT. 778 00:50:25,195 --> 00:50:27,429 ( valve whistles ) 779 00:50:36,372 --> 00:50:38,373 Chris: DID YOU SHUT IT OFF? 780 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:40,442 YEAH. THE NEW SHUTOFF VALVE WORKS REAL NEAT. 781 00:50:40,444 --> 00:50:42,544 Chris: THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA I HAD, WASN'T IT? 782 00:50:42,546 --> 00:50:45,214 - YOU HAD? - YEAH, I HAD. WELL, BOTH OF US HAD. 783 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:47,616 - YEAH, THANKS. - WOULD YOU HOLD THIS? 784 00:50:47,618 --> 00:50:49,451 WHAT YOU DOING? 785 00:50:49,453 --> 00:50:51,987 FIXING THE LAMP. THE BOTTOM KEEPS ON FALLING OUT. 786 00:50:51,989 --> 00:50:54,323 WE CAN'T JUST KEEP HOLDING ON TO THE BOTTOM OF IT. 787 00:50:54,325 --> 00:50:56,325 I KNOW THAT. 788 00:50:58,294 --> 00:51:00,862 Alby: LET ME HAVE SOME GLUE. 789 00:51:03,032 --> 00:51:06,535 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? 790 00:51:06,537 --> 00:51:08,670 - JUST A SQUIGGLE. - IT LOOKS SISSY. 791 00:51:08,672 --> 00:51:11,406 ( laughs ) NO, IT'S NOT SISSY. 792 00:51:11,408 --> 00:51:14,976 ACTUALLY, IT'S ROCOCOISH-- 793 00:51:14,978 --> 00:51:17,212 GRAND BUT NOT BAWDY. 794 00:51:33,796 --> 00:51:36,765 - WHAT? - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 795 00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:38,767 OH. WHAT'S ALBY DOING? 796 00:51:38,769 --> 00:51:41,270 HE'S FIXING THE BOTTOM OF THE LAMP. 797 00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:43,338 FINISHING TOUCHES. 798 00:51:47,743 --> 00:51:49,578 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 799 00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:51,580 MISS PUDD, DO YOU REALLY FIGURE 800 00:51:51,582 --> 00:51:53,715 - THIS THING IS GOING TO GET UP IN THE AIR? - WHY NOT? 801 00:51:57,053 --> 00:51:59,221 ( creaking ) 802 00:51:59,223 --> 00:52:01,323 WHAT WAS THAT? 803 00:52:01,325 --> 00:52:04,326 MAYBE THE SKELETON'S GHOST IS TRYING TO SAY GOODBYE. 804 00:52:04,328 --> 00:52:06,562 GO ON. TALK ABOUT GHOSTS. 805 00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:08,597 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. 806 00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:10,599 GHOSTS MAKE HIM NERVOUS. 807 00:52:10,601 --> 00:52:12,534 SO WHAT? I'M NERVOUS. 808 00:52:12,536 --> 00:52:15,237 AT LEAST I GOT SOME SENSE. 809 00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,007 YOU TWO, YOU GO TALKING ABOUT GHOSTS, 810 00:52:19,009 --> 00:52:21,743 AND 15 MILLION OF 'EM WILL SHOW UP TRYING TO... 811 00:52:21,745 --> 00:52:24,779 - Alby: LISTEN TO HIM. - ...WHOLE BIG BUNCHES OF 'EM 812 00:52:24,781 --> 00:52:27,048 WITH TEETH AND BIG CLAWS. 813 00:52:27,050 --> 00:52:29,484 - Alby: JABBER, JABBER, JABBER. - HAMMER? 814 00:52:29,486 --> 00:52:31,486 NO, I'M NOT USING IT. 815 00:52:31,488 --> 00:52:33,589 I'M JUST PAINTING A FEW-- 816 00:52:33,591 --> 00:52:35,424 Alby: WHAT? 817 00:52:35,426 --> 00:52:38,927 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU NEEDED THE HAMMER. 818 00:52:38,929 --> 00:52:41,597 - NO, HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. - OH, OH. 819 00:52:41,599 --> 00:52:44,266 - Alby: SHE'S HEARING THINGS. - ( creaking ) 820 00:52:44,268 --> 00:52:47,769 ARE YOU BOYS PULLING NAILS OR SOMETHING? 821 00:52:47,771 --> 00:52:50,138 Chris: NO, NOTHING. 822 00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:53,508 IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING. 823 00:52:53,510 --> 00:52:56,678 I KEEP HEARING NOISES. OH, MY GRACIOUS! 824 00:52:57,980 --> 00:53:01,250 - ( boys shout ) - GRACIOUS. 825 00:53:06,088 --> 00:53:07,789 GRACIOUS. 826 00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:11,627 I THOUGHT YOU TURNED THE HEAT OFF. 827 00:53:11,629 --> 00:53:13,795 - I DID. - YOU COULDN'T HAVE, 'CAUSE LOOK AT IT. 828 00:53:13,797 --> 00:53:16,331 - FOR PETE'S SAKE, I WENT OUTSIDE AND... - WELL, YOU DIDN'T. 829 00:53:16,333 --> 00:53:18,500 - LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE BALLOON. - ( whines ) 830 00:53:18,502 --> 00:53:21,236 - THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING UP. - I SHUT IT OFF! 831 00:53:21,238 --> 00:53:23,805 - THEN WHAT'S IT FILLING UP WITH? - JOSHUA! 832 00:53:23,807 --> 00:53:26,808 - WHY DID YOU LET JOSHUA GET THE HANDLE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LET"? 833 00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:30,412 - YOU SAID IT. - GENTLEMEN, I CANNOT WASTE MY TIME DISCUSSING 834 00:53:30,414 --> 00:53:32,414 WHO DID OR DID NOT DO WHAT. 835 00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:34,516 WE MUST DISCONNECT THE HEAT. TRULY WE MUST. 836 00:53:34,518 --> 00:53:36,652 - COME ON, ALB. MOVE. - I CAN'T. THE BOTTOM WILL FALL OUT. 837 00:53:36,654 --> 00:53:40,221 I SHOULD NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH THAT LAMP, NOT RIGHT NOW. 838 00:53:40,223 --> 00:53:42,123 YOU MUST DISCONNECT THE HEAT. 839 00:53:44,527 --> 00:53:46,695 ( creaking ) 840 00:53:50,132 --> 00:53:53,302 - ALBY, TURN OFF THE HEAT! - Chris: YEAH. COME ON. 841 00:53:53,304 --> 00:53:55,604 I'LL TURN OFF THE HEAT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE... 842 00:53:55,606 --> 00:53:57,205 Alby: JOSHUA! 843 00:54:04,314 --> 00:54:06,315 ( boys shouting ) 844 00:54:10,386 --> 00:54:12,053 DID NOT! 845 00:54:49,592 --> 00:54:52,126 ALB, LOOK. IT'S GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 846 00:54:52,128 --> 00:54:55,063 AL, I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S GOING TO BE KIND OF SORE. 847 00:55:15,284 --> 00:55:17,118 HOLD ON, CHRIS. 848 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,487 AL, I THINK I'M STARTING TO CHANGE MY MIND. 849 00:55:19,489 --> 00:55:22,591 GOODNESS! OH, DEAR, GRACIOUS! WAIT FOR ME! 850 00:55:23,793 --> 00:55:25,794 I DON'T THINK WE CAN. 851 00:55:25,796 --> 00:55:27,930 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO DO THIS, AL. 852 00:55:27,932 --> 00:55:31,900 ALBY! ALBY, I THINK I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 853 00:55:31,902 --> 00:55:34,135 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO DO THIS. 854 00:55:34,137 --> 00:55:37,338 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR LUNCH! 855 00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:40,408 - WAIT FOR ME! - MISS PUDD! 856 00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:43,344 IT ISN'T FAIR. TRULY IT ISN'T. 857 00:55:43,346 --> 00:55:46,448 WE CAN'T HEAR YOU. MISS PUDD! 858 00:55:46,450 --> 00:55:48,984 - ...HIGHER AND HIGHER. - ( Joshua barks ) 859 00:55:48,986 --> 00:55:51,152 WAIT! 860 00:55:53,222 --> 00:55:55,724 FOLLOW. 861 00:55:55,726 --> 00:55:57,726 FOLLOW! 862 00:56:09,171 --> 00:56:11,339 - Alby: WE'RE DOING IT! - OH, YEAH. 863 00:56:11,341 --> 00:56:13,441 - OH, WOW! - OH, JEEZ! 864 00:56:13,443 --> 00:56:15,543 Alby: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 865 00:56:15,545 --> 00:56:17,879 I MEAN, LOOK, GRANDPA. WE'RE FLYING. 866 00:56:17,881 --> 00:56:20,315 WE'RE A DAY EARLY FOR GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY, 867 00:56:20,317 --> 00:56:23,685 BUT WE DID IT! LOOK, GRANDPA, LOOK! 868 00:56:25,722 --> 00:56:27,789 WAIT FOR ME! 869 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:30,926 YOU MUST COME BACK FOR A MOMENT! 870 00:56:30,928 --> 00:56:32,828 COME BACK! 871 00:56:52,749 --> 00:56:55,316 DOWN, BOYS! DOWN! 872 00:57:01,524 --> 00:57:03,692 - HEY, AL? - MMM? 873 00:57:03,694 --> 00:57:06,628 - I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOME MATCHES. - WHY? 874 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:09,765 - 'CAUSE WE'RE GETTING KIND OF LOW. - WHAT? 875 00:57:12,669 --> 00:57:15,270 - OH, JEEZ, THEY'RE COOLING OFF! - THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 876 00:57:15,272 --> 00:57:17,706 - YOU GOT THE MATCHES. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I GOT THE MATCHES? 877 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:20,642 YOU LIT THE FURNACE. YOU GOT THE MATCHES. 878 00:57:20,644 --> 00:57:23,912 - OH, YEAH. - COME ON, CHRIS. I'LL GIVE YOU A BOOST. 879 00:57:23,914 --> 00:57:26,048 Chris: MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO IT. 880 00:57:26,050 --> 00:57:28,583 - CHRIS! - YOU'RE TALLER AND BRAVER. 881 00:57:28,585 --> 00:57:30,485 OKAY, OKAY. 882 00:57:30,487 --> 00:57:32,921 - DON'T LET IT GO OUT. - WHY? 883 00:57:32,923 --> 00:57:34,923 IT'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT. 884 00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:37,392 - OH, JEEZ. - YOU BETTER NOT LET IT GO OUT. 885 00:57:37,394 --> 00:57:40,962 - DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS. - I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS. 886 00:57:40,964 --> 00:57:44,900 I'M JUST TELLING YOU IT'S THE ONLY MATCH I GOT, SO DON'T LET IT GO OUT. 887 00:57:44,902 --> 00:57:48,737 Alby: TELLING ME IT'S THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT MAKES ME NERVOUS. 888 00:57:48,739 --> 00:57:50,839 DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS. 889 00:57:50,841 --> 00:57:53,875 WELL, IT IS. JUST TAKE YOUR TIME AND LIGHT IT REAL CAREFUL. 890 00:57:53,877 --> 00:57:56,611 - DON'T MAKE ME NERVOUS. - ( whimpers ) 891 00:57:56,613 --> 00:57:58,847 Alby: JUST GET READY TO TURN ON THE GAS. 892 00:57:58,849 --> 00:58:00,982 Chris: JEEZ, ALB, YOU BETTER HURRY. 893 00:58:00,984 --> 00:58:02,884 - CHRIS! - JEEZ, OKAY! 894 00:58:02,886 --> 00:58:06,221 EASY, EASY. EASY NOW. 895 00:58:06,223 --> 00:58:09,424 SHUT UP. SHUT UP. 896 00:58:09,426 --> 00:58:12,728 NOW, THE GAS! THE GAS! 897 00:58:14,163 --> 00:58:16,264 JEEZ, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE! 898 00:58:16,266 --> 00:58:18,533 Chris: SEE, I TOLD YOU. JUST DON'T GET NERVOUS. 899 00:58:18,535 --> 00:58:21,903 I WASN'T NERVOUS. JUST BELIEVE IT, AND DO IT. 900 00:58:21,905 --> 00:58:24,405 ( both laugh ) 901 00:58:26,743 --> 00:58:28,910 ( bell clanging ) 902 00:58:37,353 --> 00:58:39,254 - WAIT! - ( car horn blares ) 903 00:59:06,949 --> 00:59:10,585 ( mutters ) NO NO. 904 00:59:33,009 --> 00:59:35,510 Chris: JEEZ, IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH WHEN WE GET HOME. 905 00:59:35,512 --> 00:59:38,513 - I MEAN, OUR MOTHERS ARE GOING TO KILL US. - Alby: PROBABLY. 906 00:59:38,515 --> 00:59:40,849 IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY'D JUST KILL US. 907 00:59:40,851 --> 00:59:43,151 BUT FIRST THEY'RE GOING TO YELL AND YELL. 908 00:59:43,153 --> 00:59:46,587 JEEZ, MY MOTHER SURE CAN YELL WHEN SHE GETS SORE. 909 00:59:46,589 --> 00:59:49,191 THEY'RE ALWAYS GETTING SORE ABOUT SOMETHING. 910 00:59:49,193 --> 00:59:51,359 WELL, THEY GOT US HERE, OUR MOTHERS. 911 00:59:51,361 --> 00:59:53,661 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 912 01:00:07,476 --> 01:00:09,744 ( horn honks ) 913 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,081 HOW RUDE OF YOU, SIR. 914 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:15,217 HOW VERY VERY RUDE. 915 01:00:15,219 --> 01:00:16,952 ( car horn honks ) 916 01:00:16,954 --> 01:00:18,786 OH, SHH! 917 01:01:05,734 --> 01:01:08,904 AL, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T THAT BAD, AFTER ALL. 918 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:12,307 I MEAN... GEE, THIS IS GREAT. 919 01:01:12,309 --> 01:01:15,777 NO, IT'S... FANTASTIC! 920 01:01:15,779 --> 01:01:18,380 - IT'S FUN! - Chris: YEAH! 921 01:01:21,984 --> 01:01:24,419 FANTASTIC! 922 01:01:44,273 --> 01:01:46,808 DOWN, BOYS, DOWN! 923 01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:51,345 AL, WE'RE KIND OF HEADED FOR AN AWFUL LOT OF WATER. 924 01:01:51,347 --> 01:01:54,749 I MEAN, THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF WATER DOWN THERE. 925 01:01:54,751 --> 01:01:58,519 YEAH... I GUESS SO. WE'D BETTER LAND. 926 01:01:58,521 --> 01:02:01,856 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. - WE'D BETTER TURN DOWN THE HEAT. 927 01:02:01,858 --> 01:02:03,992 ( bell clanging ) 928 01:02:11,801 --> 01:02:13,902 ( wind whistling ) 929 01:02:16,205 --> 01:02:19,207 - YOU'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING, ALB. - WE'RE CHICKENING. 930 01:02:19,209 --> 01:02:21,242 WE'RE CHICKENING OUT. GRANDPA WOULDN'T HAVE. 931 01:02:21,244 --> 01:02:23,244 WE'RE NOT CHICKENING. WE'RE LANDING. 932 01:02:23,246 --> 01:02:26,147 LANDING ISN'T CHICKENING. IT'S LANDING. 933 01:02:26,149 --> 01:02:28,049 YEAH, SURE. 934 01:02:28,051 --> 01:02:31,552 GEE, I'LL BET YOUR GRANDFATHER LANDED LOTS OF TIMES. 935 01:02:31,554 --> 01:02:33,855 I MEAN, HE DIDN'T LIVE IN A BALLOON. 936 01:02:33,857 --> 01:02:36,257 HE HAD TO LAND TO EAT, 937 01:02:36,259 --> 01:02:38,592 AND TO GO TO THE TOILET. 938 01:02:38,594 --> 01:02:40,929 I MEAN, WE'RE JUST LANDING. 939 01:02:42,364 --> 01:02:44,365 AL, THAT TREE! LOOK! 940 01:02:44,367 --> 01:02:46,868 - WE'RE GOING TO HIT IT. - ( shouting ) 941 01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:51,539 - JUST HANG ON! JUST HOLD ON! - CHRIS! 942 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:54,209 Chris: OH, JEEZ, WHY'D WE HAVE TO GO FLYING IN THIS DUMB BALLOON?! 943 01:02:54,211 --> 01:02:56,677 - Alby: SHUT UP AND HANG ON! - ALBY, WE'RE GONNA DIE! 944 01:02:56,679 --> 01:02:59,513 - NOBODY'S GONNA DIE! - WATCH IT! WE'RE GONNA HIT! 945 01:02:59,515 --> 01:03:02,984 OH, JEEZ, WE'RE GONNA TEAR THE BALLOON, AL! 946 01:03:07,923 --> 01:03:09,991 ( boys shouting ) 947 01:03:09,993 --> 01:03:13,261 Chris: I TOLD YOU WE'D CRASH. I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG. 948 01:03:13,263 --> 01:03:16,697 WE'RE NOT CRASHING! WE'RE JUST DRAGGING. WE'RE NOT CRASHING! 949 01:03:33,682 --> 01:03:36,017 - OH! GET OUT OF MY WAY. - ( car horn blares ) 950 01:03:36,019 --> 01:03:37,919 ( horse neighs ) 951 01:03:37,921 --> 01:03:39,587 CAN YOU GET THE BURNER? 952 01:03:39,589 --> 01:03:42,490 GET OFF ME, JOSH! JUST GRAB OVER THERE, ALBY. 953 01:03:42,492 --> 01:03:44,458 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! 954 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,660 ( fire roaring ) 955 01:03:57,973 --> 01:03:59,807 Alby: HOLD ON! WE'RE GONNA HIT! 956 01:03:59,809 --> 01:04:03,211 ( boys shouting ) 957 01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:05,113 - Alby: HOLD ON! - I DON'T WANT TO GO UP AGAIN! 958 01:04:05,115 --> 01:04:07,848 ( shouts ) 959 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:13,054 ( clanging ) 960 01:04:18,327 --> 01:04:20,795 Alby: WE'RE GOING UP TOO FAST. CHRIS, IT'S TOO FAST. 961 01:04:20,797 --> 01:04:23,331 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, ALB! WE'RE GONNA GET KILLED! 962 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:26,267 WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING! STOP SCREAMING! 963 01:04:26,269 --> 01:04:28,403 ( car horn blares ) 964 01:04:30,005 --> 01:04:33,741 WE'RE GOING DOWN TOO FAST! WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 965 01:04:33,743 --> 01:04:36,344 ( boys shout ) 966 01:04:36,346 --> 01:04:38,512 ( fire roaring ) 967 01:04:42,117 --> 01:04:44,085 ( shouts ) 968 01:04:44,087 --> 01:04:47,922 BOYS! BOYS! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? 969 01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:06,607 GRACIOUS! 970 01:05:06,609 --> 01:05:08,609 OH, MY. 971 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,721 JEEZ, THAT WAS CLOSE. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED. 972 01:05:20,723 --> 01:05:23,557 SHUT UP. WE ALMOST GOT KILLED. WE ALMOST-- 973 01:05:23,559 --> 01:05:25,559 IT WAS KIND OF CLOSE, BUT WE DIDN'T-- 974 01:05:25,561 --> 01:05:28,062 YOU SHUT UP, AL. YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME TO SHUT UP. 975 01:05:28,064 --> 01:05:29,897 NOW I'M TELLING YOU TO. 976 01:05:29,899 --> 01:05:32,233 WE ALMOST GOT KILLED, SO YOU JUST SHUT UP, 977 01:05:32,235 --> 01:05:35,236 AND DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. 978 01:05:37,973 --> 01:05:40,141 ( seagull cawing ) 979 01:05:43,979 --> 01:05:46,981 MY GRACIOUS. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 980 01:05:46,983 --> 01:05:49,317 I-- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 981 01:05:49,319 --> 01:05:51,319 I SIMPLY DO NOT BELIEVE THIS. 982 01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:55,089 HOW PERFECTLY MAD. ( chuckling ) 983 01:05:55,091 --> 01:05:57,258 HOW PERFECTLY LOVELY. 984 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,896 I'M... I'M IN MIDAIR. 985 01:06:01,898 --> 01:06:04,232 I'M SITTING IN MIDAIR. 986 01:06:04,234 --> 01:06:06,834 I'M SITTING ON AN ANCHOR 987 01:06:06,836 --> 01:06:08,836 IN MIDAIR. 988 01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:10,671 ( buoy clanging ) 989 01:06:10,673 --> 01:06:12,907 AL? HEY, AL? 990 01:06:12,909 --> 01:06:15,243 I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO ME. 991 01:06:15,245 --> 01:06:20,148 - WELL, YOU SAID IT. - I WAS REAL SCARED, SORT OF MAD AND EVERYTHING. 992 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:23,117 I DIDN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T TALK, LIKE, FOR ALWAYS. 993 01:06:24,353 --> 01:06:27,255 I'M SORRY, AL. DON'T BE SORE ANYMORE. 994 01:06:27,257 --> 01:06:29,157 - OKAY? - JEEZ. 995 01:06:29,159 --> 01:06:31,625 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AL. - I KNOW. 996 01:06:31,627 --> 01:06:33,694 AND YOU'RE MINE. 997 01:06:33,696 --> 01:06:35,930 Miss Pudd: HELLO! HELLO! 998 01:06:35,932 --> 01:06:38,799 HELLO UP THERE! BOYS! 999 01:06:38,801 --> 01:06:40,801 - AW, JEEZ. - HELLO. 1000 01:06:40,803 --> 01:06:42,736 PULL ME UP, 1001 01:06:42,738 --> 01:06:45,139 IF YOU PLEASE, IF YOU CAN. 1002 01:06:45,141 --> 01:06:47,308 IT WOULD BE THE GALLANT THING TO DO. 1003 01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:50,578 TRULY IT WOULD. ( laughs ) 1004 01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:53,614 HOW FASCINATING. THE BAY BRIDGE. 1005 01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:57,585 IF THEY LOOK UP... ( chuckles ) 1006 01:06:57,587 --> 01:07:01,189 WELL, THERE'D BE A TRAFFIC JAM, I'M SURE. 1007 01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:03,824 NO, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 1008 01:07:03,826 --> 01:07:06,060 KEEP CALM. DON'T THINK. 1009 01:07:06,062 --> 01:07:08,062 DON'T THINK. 1010 01:07:08,064 --> 01:07:10,764 MY DEAR, YOU ARE A BIRD. ( chuckles ) 1011 01:07:10,766 --> 01:07:12,700 YOU ARE A BIRD 1012 01:07:12,702 --> 01:07:16,437 FLYING OVER THE BAY BRIDGE. ( laughs ) 1013 01:07:16,439 --> 01:07:19,807 BOYS? BOYS. 1014 01:07:19,809 --> 01:07:21,809 PULL UP UP! 1015 01:07:21,811 --> 01:07:24,245 - Chris: MISS PUDD! - HEAVENS. 1016 01:07:29,384 --> 01:07:31,552 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 1017 01:07:31,554 --> 01:07:33,588 ( chuckles ) MM. 1018 01:07:33,590 --> 01:07:36,657 - Alby: ARE YOU OKAY? - ASSUREDLY. 1019 01:07:36,659 --> 01:07:39,660 GRACIOUS. TO FLOAT UPON AN ANCHOR. 1020 01:07:39,662 --> 01:07:43,464 HOW EXCITING AND MOST DELICIOUSLY ODD. 1021 01:07:43,466 --> 01:07:46,501 - DID YOU SEE US ALMOST GET KILLED? - INDEED, I DID. 1022 01:07:46,503 --> 01:07:48,802 ( chuckles ) CAN YOU IMAGINE? 1023 01:07:48,804 --> 01:07:50,804 WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT? 1024 01:07:50,806 --> 01:07:52,973 WE ARE AIRBORNE. 1025 01:07:52,975 --> 01:07:55,743 YEAH. I HOPE WE STAY THAT WAY. 1026 01:07:55,745 --> 01:07:57,745 YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, 1027 01:07:57,747 --> 01:08:01,215 ESPECIALLY AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT. ( grunts ) 1028 01:08:01,217 --> 01:08:03,017 Alby: PUT OUT THE ANCHOR, CHRIS. 1029 01:08:03,019 --> 01:08:04,785 LET ME UP. 1030 01:08:04,787 --> 01:08:06,621 NOW THEN, 1031 01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:09,323 LET US TAKE STOCK OF OUR SITUATION. 1032 01:08:09,325 --> 01:08:12,726 TOO MUCH CITY OVER THERE TO ATTEMPT A SAFE LANDING, 1033 01:08:12,728 --> 01:08:14,762 EVEN IF THE WIND WERE IN OUR FAVOR. 1034 01:08:14,764 --> 01:08:17,865 AND WE SEEM TO BE DRIFTING OUT TO SEA. 1035 01:08:17,867 --> 01:08:21,435 BUT IT SHALL BE A GLORIOUS ADVENTURE. 1036 01:08:21,437 --> 01:08:24,472 TRULY IT WILL BE, WON'T IT? 1037 01:08:24,474 --> 01:08:26,307 HURRY HURRY HURRY. 1038 01:08:26,309 --> 01:08:28,342 STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE SIGHTS. 1039 01:08:28,344 --> 01:08:31,045 NOT A NICKEL, NOT A DIME, BUT FOR FREE, FOR NOTHING, 1040 01:08:31,047 --> 01:08:33,414 FOR A GLANCE OF THE EYE. 1041 01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:35,983 CALLING YOUR ATTENTION, GENTLEMEN AND DOG, 1042 01:08:35,985 --> 01:08:38,352 TO THAT FANTASTIC NOB HILL, YOUNG MEN. 1043 01:08:38,354 --> 01:08:40,188 TELEGRAPH HILL. 1044 01:08:40,190 --> 01:08:42,756 ALCATRAZ, THAT PRIVY OF A PRISON, 1045 01:08:42,758 --> 01:08:44,592 NOW DEFUNCT. 1046 01:08:44,594 --> 01:08:47,928 AND FINALLY, BEFORE YOUR EYES, 1047 01:08:47,930 --> 01:08:50,298 THAT EIGHTH AND NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD, 1048 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:52,300 THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. 1049 01:08:52,302 --> 01:08:56,370 YES SIRREE, GORGEOUS AND GLORIOUS SAN FRANCISCO, 1050 01:08:56,372 --> 01:08:59,674 JEWEL OF THE WEST COAST, THAT BAGHDAD BY THE BAY. 1051 01:08:59,676 --> 01:09:02,976 - JEEZ, MISS PUDD, YOU COULD BE IN A CIRCUS. - I THINK I AM. 1052 01:09:02,978 --> 01:09:06,146 Chris: I'LL BET NO LITTLE KID IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1053 01:09:06,148 --> 01:09:09,950 Pudd: AND I'LL BET NO OLD LADY IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS, EITHER. 1054 01:09:09,952 --> 01:09:12,186 OH, OUR FLYING LIGHTS. 1055 01:09:12,188 --> 01:09:14,488 THE CARRIAGE LAMPS. TURN ON THE LAMPS. 1056 01:09:14,490 --> 01:09:17,925 WE MUST BE CONSIDERATE OF 747s AND SUCH. 1057 01:09:17,927 --> 01:09:21,495 LET THEM KNOW WE ARE HERE. LET THEM SCAT OUT OF OUR WAY. 1058 01:09:23,298 --> 01:09:25,899 OH, HOW LOVELY. 1059 01:09:25,901 --> 01:09:28,202 HOW VERY LOVELY. 1060 01:09:28,204 --> 01:09:30,304 JEEZ. 1061 01:09:30,306 --> 01:09:33,574 I TOLD YOU WE'D FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN. 1062 01:09:36,044 --> 01:09:38,145 ( thunder rumbling ) 1063 01:10:02,604 --> 01:10:05,306 THIS FOG'S CREEPY. 1064 01:10:05,308 --> 01:10:07,808 CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1065 01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:11,078 IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD DISAPPEARED. 1066 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,581 - WHAT IF IT DID? - HUH? 1067 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,983 WHAT IF THE WHOLE WORLD DISAPPEARED, 1068 01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:18,486 LIKE SCIENCE FICTION? 1069 01:10:18,488 --> 01:10:20,988 LIKE WE GOT INTO SOME KIND OF TIME WARP, 1070 01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:23,624 - OR A DIFFERENT DIMENSION? - ( Joshua whimpers ) 1071 01:10:23,626 --> 01:10:25,859 AND WE'RE GOING TO FLOAT AROUND FOREVER 1072 01:10:25,861 --> 01:10:29,696 'CAUSE THIS ISN'T REALLY FOG BUT SOME KIND OF-- 1073 01:10:29,698 --> 01:10:33,434 NOTHING DISAPPEARED. IT'S JUST FOGGY, FOR PETE'S SAKES. 1074 01:10:33,436 --> 01:10:35,936 NOTHING DISAPPEARED. 1075 01:10:35,938 --> 01:10:39,039 YEAH? 1076 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:41,509 THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. IT PROBABLY DIDN'T. 1077 01:10:41,511 --> 01:10:44,211 BOYS, THIS IS REALLY QUITE ORDINARY FOG, 1078 01:10:44,213 --> 01:10:46,213 QUITE THE SAME SORT OF FOG 1079 01:10:46,215 --> 01:10:48,382 MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES TALKED ABOUT. 1080 01:10:48,384 --> 01:10:50,384 QUITE THE SAME SORT OF FOG 1081 01:10:50,386 --> 01:10:52,386 YOU'VE SEEN COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE. 1082 01:10:52,388 --> 01:10:54,388 NOT FROM UP HERE I DIDN'T. 1083 01:10:54,390 --> 01:10:56,557 ( rumbling ) 1084 01:10:57,859 --> 01:10:59,960 I THINK I'M SCARED. 1085 01:10:59,962 --> 01:11:01,962 YEAH, I THINK I'M SCARED, TOO. 1086 01:11:01,964 --> 01:11:04,198 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FEAR. 1087 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,033 WE'RE ADVENTURERS FOUR 1088 01:11:06,035 --> 01:11:08,469 ON A SAILING SHIP, A CHINA CLIPPER, 1089 01:11:08,471 --> 01:11:11,872 FAR ABOVE THE CLOUDS AND-- 1090 01:11:11,874 --> 01:11:14,475 WELL, IT'S VERY FOOLISH OF ME TO PRATTLE 1091 01:11:14,477 --> 01:11:16,477 WHEN WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. 1092 01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:19,079 WE MOST CERTAINLY ARE FRIGHTENED, AND WITH TRULY GOOD REASON, 1093 01:11:19,081 --> 01:11:21,014 BUT WE SHALL NOT PANIC. 1094 01:11:21,016 --> 01:11:24,618 WE SHALL HOLD OUR FEAR IN CHECK AND ENJOY OUR BOLD ADVENTURE. 1095 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:28,389 I'M SURE THAT OUR MR. SANDUSKY HAD HIS MOMENTS. 1096 01:11:28,391 --> 01:11:30,157 ( Joshua whines ) 1097 01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:33,494 LET US ALL GIVE ONE GOOD ROUSING YELL OF FEAR. 1098 01:11:33,496 --> 01:11:36,096 TOGETHER NOW. ONE, TWO, THREE, SCREAM. 1099 01:11:36,098 --> 01:11:39,433 - ( all scream ) - ( Joshua barking ) 1100 01:11:39,435 --> 01:11:42,703 I DON'T FEEL SO SCARED ANYMORE. 1101 01:11:42,705 --> 01:11:45,772 - YEAH, THAT FELT GOOD. - WELL, THEN LET'S FEEL EVEN BETTER. 1102 01:11:45,774 --> 01:11:49,210 ANOTHER SCREAM, PLEASE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 1103 01:11:49,212 --> 01:11:52,179 - ( all scream ) - ( Joshua barks ) 1104 01:11:52,181 --> 01:11:54,348 ( Miss Pudd laughs ) 1105 01:11:54,350 --> 01:11:56,350 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1106 01:11:56,352 --> 01:11:58,519 ( all scream ) 1107 01:11:58,521 --> 01:12:00,554 ( boys laughing ) 1108 01:12:01,789 --> 01:12:03,857 ( Miss Pudd laughs ) 1109 01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:11,298 Alby: WHAT'S SO FUNNY, CHRIS? 1110 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:13,200 I-- I DON'T-- 1111 01:12:13,202 --> 01:12:15,035 HUH? 1112 01:12:15,037 --> 01:12:17,070 ( giggling ) I-- I DON'T-- 1113 01:12:17,072 --> 01:12:19,005 YOU DON'T WHAT? 1114 01:12:19,007 --> 01:12:21,475 ( giggling ) I DON'T-- 1115 01:12:21,477 --> 01:12:23,910 I DON'T KNOW. 1116 01:12:23,912 --> 01:12:27,180 ( all laughing ) 1117 01:12:38,260 --> 01:12:40,327 ( laughter continues ) 1118 01:12:58,747 --> 01:13:01,382 ( Pudd laughing ) 1119 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,567 SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP. 1120 01:13:20,569 --> 01:13:24,171 YOU'RE LUCKY. STAY THAT WAY, 1121 01:13:24,173 --> 01:13:26,407 DEAR LITTLE FRIENDS. 1122 01:13:26,409 --> 01:13:28,509 I'M TERRIFIED, MR. SANDUSKY, 1123 01:13:28,511 --> 01:13:30,344 NOT FOR MYSELF. 1124 01:13:30,346 --> 01:13:32,346 I'VE CERTAINLY BEEN FRIGHTENED BEFORE, 1125 01:13:32,348 --> 01:13:34,815 BUT... THESE TWO 1126 01:13:34,817 --> 01:13:38,084 AND SHAGGY THERE. 1127 01:13:38,086 --> 01:13:41,522 FOR MYSELF, ISHKABIBBLE. 1128 01:13:41,524 --> 01:13:43,590 DRIFTING OFF WITH YOU, TO ME, 1129 01:13:43,592 --> 01:13:46,427 THAT WOULD BE A REALLY DELICIOUS EXPERIENCE. 1130 01:13:47,929 --> 01:13:50,364 YOU SEE, I'M NOT AS INNOCENT 1131 01:13:50,366 --> 01:13:52,433 AS YOU MIGHT SURMISE. 1132 01:13:53,935 --> 01:13:57,371 I ALWAYS HOPED THAT I WOULD FIND 1133 01:13:57,373 --> 01:13:59,840 A DREAM COME TRUE. 1134 01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,443 AND YOU, 1135 01:14:02,445 --> 01:14:04,945 ROMANTIC AND... 1136 01:14:04,947 --> 01:14:06,947 ROMANTIC... 1137 01:14:06,949 --> 01:14:08,949 I THINK THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME 1138 01:14:08,951 --> 01:14:10,951 TO THE JUNKYARD IN THE FIRST PLACE, 1139 01:14:10,953 --> 01:14:12,953 AND TO YOU, TOO, MR. SANDUSKY. 1140 01:14:12,955 --> 01:14:15,456 NOT THAT YOU'RE A PIECE OF JUNK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1141 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,558 WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL, 1142 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,126 WELL, THE THING EITHER HAS IT OR IT HASN'T, 1143 01:14:20,128 --> 01:14:23,964 AND YOU DEFINITELY HAVE. 1144 01:14:23,966 --> 01:14:25,799 I MEAN, 1145 01:14:25,801 --> 01:14:27,735 TO ME... 1146 01:14:27,737 --> 01:14:29,570 ( sighs ) 1147 01:14:29,572 --> 01:14:32,473 IF WE HAD ONLY... 1148 01:14:32,475 --> 01:14:35,743 YES, IF WE HAD ONLY. 1149 01:14:35,745 --> 01:14:38,579 ANYWAY, I HAD MORE LUCK WITH JUNK 1150 01:14:38,581 --> 01:14:40,981 THAN I HAD WITH MEN, 1151 01:14:40,983 --> 01:14:44,985 SO I CONCENTRATED ON JUNK... 1152 01:14:46,488 --> 01:14:49,890 AND SOMETHING SIMPLY STOPPED. 1153 01:14:51,158 --> 01:14:53,159 I GOT AFRAID, 1154 01:14:53,161 --> 01:14:56,730 AND I'VE LIVED AFRAID EVER SINCE. 1155 01:14:56,732 --> 01:15:00,000 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF US, ISN'T IT? 1156 01:15:00,002 --> 01:15:03,003 WE GET AFRAID. 1157 01:15:03,005 --> 01:15:06,373 AFRAID OF BEING HURT, AFRAID OF BEING SICK, 1158 01:15:06,375 --> 01:15:08,776 AFRAID OF... 1159 01:15:08,778 --> 01:15:10,611 BEING. 1160 01:15:10,613 --> 01:15:14,681 THAT'S IT. JUST AFRAID OF BEING. 1161 01:15:14,683 --> 01:15:17,250 A LOT OF LITTLE FRAIDIES. 1162 01:15:17,252 --> 01:15:20,687 A SAD WASTE. 1163 01:15:20,689 --> 01:15:23,256 ( chuckles ) 1164 01:15:23,258 --> 01:15:25,893 IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP HERE, ISN'T IT? 1165 01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:28,061 TRANQUIL, 1166 01:15:28,063 --> 01:15:30,063 UNENCUMBERED. 1167 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,835 MR. SANDUSKY, 1168 01:15:34,837 --> 01:15:38,505 THIS IS THE MOST JOYOUS THING I'VE EVER DONE. 1169 01:15:38,507 --> 01:15:40,741 IN ALL MY WHOLE LIFE, 1170 01:15:40,743 --> 01:15:43,911 THIS IS THE MOST TRULY THRILLING THING 1171 01:15:43,913 --> 01:15:45,746 I'VE EVER DONE. 1172 01:15:45,748 --> 01:15:48,014 YOU'VE LED ME ASTRAY, MR. SANDUSKY, 1173 01:15:48,016 --> 01:15:51,518 AND IN A HOT AIR BALLOON. 1174 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,922 GRACIOUS. WHO WOULD HAVE IMAGINED? 1175 01:15:56,223 --> 01:16:00,260 I THINK I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO... FLY. 1176 01:16:00,262 --> 01:16:02,496 I MEAN, SAIL OFF. 1177 01:16:02,498 --> 01:16:04,397 I MEAN, REACH OUT. 1178 01:16:04,399 --> 01:16:07,701 I MEAN, BE FREE FREE FREE. 1179 01:16:07,703 --> 01:16:10,637 YOU SHOULD KNOW, MR. SANDUSKY. YOU DID IT. 1180 01:16:10,639 --> 01:16:12,573 IT'S LIVING, ISN'T IT? 1181 01:16:12,575 --> 01:16:15,008 IT'S WHAT LOVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE. 1182 01:16:15,010 --> 01:16:17,010 WHOOSH! ( laughs ) 1183 01:16:17,012 --> 01:16:19,112 LIKE THEIR "TORNADO," 1184 01:16:19,114 --> 01:16:23,684 FIVE BILLION, MILLION, SPRILLION MILES AN HOUR. 1185 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,121 HMM. 1186 01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:31,057 BUT WHERE HAS IT LED ME, MR. SANDUSKY? 1187 01:16:31,059 --> 01:16:33,727 AND WHERE HAVE I LED THESE TWO YOUNG GENTLEMEN 1188 01:16:33,729 --> 01:16:36,062 AND THEIR POOR DOG? 1189 01:16:36,064 --> 01:16:38,164 JUST TELL ME. WHERE ARE WE GOING? 1190 01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:40,000 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1191 01:16:40,002 --> 01:16:42,569 PLEASE STOP SMILING, MR. SANDUSKY, 1192 01:16:42,571 --> 01:16:44,638 AND JUST FOR ONE SECOND 1193 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,874 TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT-- 1194 01:16:46,876 --> 01:16:48,709 ( horn blows ) 1195 01:16:48,711 --> 01:16:50,511 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1196 01:16:51,746 --> 01:16:53,580 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 1197 01:16:53,582 --> 01:16:55,749 - WHAT'S THAT? - WHAT IS IT? 1198 01:16:57,218 --> 01:17:00,153 ( foghorn blows ) 1199 01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:02,489 - ( horn blows ) - ( screams ) 1200 01:17:02,491 --> 01:17:05,091 THROW OUT THE BALLAST! THROW OUT THE BALLAST! 1201 01:17:05,093 --> 01:17:08,529 - ( Joshua barking ) - I TOLD YOU WE'D FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN! 1202 01:17:08,531 --> 01:17:11,197 I TOLD YOU MANY TIMES WE'D FALL INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN! 1203 01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:13,199 WE'RE NOT FALLING INTO SOME KIND OF OCEAN! 1204 01:17:13,201 --> 01:17:15,502 WE'RE FALLING INTO SOME KIND OF BOAT! 1205 01:17:17,672 --> 01:17:19,673 HERE, HERE. 1206 01:17:23,044 --> 01:17:25,045 WOW, THAT WAS CLOSE. 1207 01:17:25,047 --> 01:17:27,113 Chris: YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? 1208 01:17:27,115 --> 01:17:29,215 THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST IDEA YOU EVER HAD. 1209 01:17:29,217 --> 01:17:31,418 Alby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS MY IDEA? 1210 01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:33,921 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO SEND AWAY FOR THE PARTS SO WE COULD RIG IT UP. 1211 01:17:33,923 --> 01:17:35,923 WHY DIDN'T HE JUST SIT IN A ROCKING CHAIR 1212 01:17:35,925 --> 01:17:38,091 LIKE GRANDFATHERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO? 1213 01:17:38,093 --> 01:17:40,126 DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER LIKE THAT! 1214 01:17:40,128 --> 01:17:42,128 ENOUGH, BOYS. ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH. 1215 01:17:42,130 --> 01:17:45,131 - MISS PUDD, WE'RE LOST. - WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING. 1216 01:17:45,133 --> 01:17:47,133 NOW, LISTEN TO ME, BOYS. 1217 01:17:47,135 --> 01:17:49,469 WE HAVE THE STARS AND MR. SANDUSKY TO GUIDE US. 1218 01:17:49,471 --> 01:17:51,471 WHAT STARS? WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM. 1219 01:17:51,473 --> 01:17:54,841 WE CANNOT SEE THEM AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT, BUT THEY ARE EVER EVER THERE. 1220 01:17:54,843 --> 01:17:58,612 YOU MUST BELIEVE THAT, BOYS. YOU TRULY TRULY MUST. 1221 01:17:59,881 --> 01:18:02,482 YOU JUST WAIT. WE'LL COME OUT OF THIS, 1222 01:18:02,484 --> 01:18:04,952 AND THEN YOU'LL SEE THEM. 1223 01:18:13,194 --> 01:18:15,929 - Chris: OH, WOW! - Alby: YEAH, OH, WOW. 1224 01:18:15,931 --> 01:18:18,098 Pudd: LOOK, THE PLEIADES. 1225 01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:21,034 MY GRACIOUS, BOYS. THEY ARE THE CONSTELLATION 1226 01:18:21,036 --> 01:18:23,603 OF SAILING AND SAFE NAVIGATION. 1227 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:25,605 SAILORS AND NAVIGATORS OF OLD 1228 01:18:25,607 --> 01:18:27,975 USED TO NAME THE CONSTELLATIONS. 1229 01:18:27,977 --> 01:18:31,344 ARE WE LESS THAN THEY, WE CAPTAINS OF THIS BALLOON? 1230 01:18:31,346 --> 01:18:33,513 INDEED NOT. 1231 01:18:33,515 --> 01:18:37,017 HEAR US, YOU STARS AND PLANETS, 1232 01:18:37,019 --> 01:18:39,286 YOU COMETS, AND SUNS 1233 01:18:39,288 --> 01:18:42,455 AND WISPS OF COSMIC DUST. 1234 01:18:42,457 --> 01:18:46,226 WE DO NOW, BY AUTHORITY OF LOVE, 1235 01:18:46,228 --> 01:18:50,264 NAME THOSE FOUR STARS TO THE RIGHT OF THE MOON 1236 01:18:50,266 --> 01:18:52,866 CONSTELLATION SANDUSKY. 1237 01:18:52,868 --> 01:18:54,802 Alby: CONSTELLATION SANDUSKY. 1238 01:18:54,804 --> 01:18:58,138 HE SHALL EVER BE THERE FOR US TO SEE, 1239 01:18:58,140 --> 01:19:00,240 TO GUIDE US, 1240 01:19:00,242 --> 01:19:03,143 TO CARE FOR US. 1241 01:19:03,145 --> 01:19:06,646 I THINK BIRTHDAY WISHES ARE IN ORDER. 1242 01:19:06,648 --> 01:19:08,648 ( singing celebratory song) 1243 01:19:10,718 --> 01:19:12,719 ( all singing ) 1244 01:19:25,366 --> 01:19:27,534 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDPA! 1245 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,681 Alby: IT'S PRETTY UP HERE. 1246 01:19:41,683 --> 01:19:43,683 Pudd: SERENE AND TRANQUIL. 1247 01:19:43,685 --> 01:19:46,519 AL, I THINK WE KIND OF GOT LOST THERE IN THAT FOG. 1248 01:19:46,521 --> 01:19:48,856 I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE CALISTOGA. 1249 01:19:48,858 --> 01:19:51,191 FOR PETE'S SAKE, CHRIS, THAT'S A CITY DOWN THERE. 1250 01:19:51,193 --> 01:19:53,493 Pudd: MY HEAVENS. GOOD GRACIOUS. 1251 01:19:53,495 --> 01:19:56,964 WE SEEM TO HAVE DRIFTED TO LOS ANGELES. 1252 01:19:56,966 --> 01:20:00,000 MY GOODNESS, WE'VE HAD QUITE A TRIP. 1253 01:20:00,002 --> 01:20:02,635 BUT WE MUST FIND A PLACE TO LAND. 1254 01:20:02,637 --> 01:20:04,471 TRULY WE MUST. 1255 01:20:04,473 --> 01:20:06,840 - Alby: FEELS SORT OF STRANGE. - Chris: YEAH. 1256 01:20:06,842 --> 01:20:09,176 - IT'S ALMOST OVER. - Alby: JEEZ, IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS. 1257 01:20:09,178 --> 01:20:11,345 YOU WAIT A MILLION YEARS FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN, 1258 01:20:11,347 --> 01:20:13,981 AND WHEN IT DOES, IT'S ALL OVER FAST. 1259 01:20:15,483 --> 01:20:17,817 ( helicopter whirring ) 1260 01:20:17,819 --> 01:20:20,754 Man over bullhorn: Get that thing down. 1261 01:20:20,756 --> 01:20:24,591 WE SHOULD LIKE TO DO JUST THAT, SIR. 1262 01:20:24,593 --> 01:20:26,860 Get that damn thing down, lady. 1263 01:20:26,862 --> 01:20:30,230 DON'T BE SNIPPY WITH ME, YOUNG MAN! 1264 01:20:30,232 --> 01:20:32,532 WE'RE NOT IN YOUR RUDE CITY BY CHOICE! 1265 01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:34,434 Just get it down. 1266 01:20:34,436 --> 01:20:36,270 OH! 1267 01:20:36,272 --> 01:20:38,605 WE SHALL ATTEMPT TO LAND IN THAT PARK OVER THERE. 1268 01:20:38,607 --> 01:20:40,774 I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU CROSS YOUR FINGERS. 1269 01:20:40,776 --> 01:20:43,343 Head toward Griffith Park. Follow me. 1270 01:20:43,345 --> 01:20:46,113 THAT ABSURD MAN IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BALLOONIST. 1271 01:20:46,115 --> 01:20:48,448 FOLLOW HIM, INDEED. 1272 01:20:48,450 --> 01:20:50,617 NOW, AL, TURN DOWN THE HEAT. 1273 01:20:50,619 --> 01:20:53,020 - NOT TOO MUCH! TURN IT UP! - ( rattles ) 1274 01:20:53,022 --> 01:20:55,022 - Alby: I DIDN'T TOUCH IT. - OH, DEAR ME. 1275 01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:57,891 - ( loud bang ) - JEEZ, NOW THE COPS ARE SHOOTING AT US. 1276 01:20:57,893 --> 01:21:00,928 NO, ONLY MR. TCHAIKOVSKY. 1277 01:21:00,930 --> 01:21:02,930 ( orchestra playing "1812 Overture" ) 1278 01:21:13,141 --> 01:21:14,975 ( loud bang ) 1279 01:21:14,977 --> 01:21:16,977 I WISH HE WOULD QUIT SHOOTING AT US. 1280 01:21:16,979 --> 01:21:19,879 A SAFE LANDING, IF YOU PLEASE, MR. SANDUSKY. 1281 01:21:19,881 --> 01:21:23,150 DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD! 1282 01:21:25,954 --> 01:21:28,822 - ( loud bang ) - ( crowd murmuring ) 1283 01:23:37,218 --> 01:23:40,053 HEY, AL. 1284 01:23:40,055 --> 01:23:41,988 I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 1285 01:23:41,990 --> 01:23:44,424 - COULD BE. - OH, WOW. 1286 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:08,582 ( audience applauding, cheering ) 1287 01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:19,892 GOOD EVENING. 1288 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:52,959 ( whines ) 1289 01:24:54,762 --> 01:24:56,429 ( Joshua barking ) 1290 01:25:11,178 --> 01:25:14,348 Chris: ALL THAT FUN, AND NOW WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP. 1291 01:25:14,350 --> 01:25:16,683 Alby: THEY'D KILL US A SECOND TIME IF WE DON'T. 1292 01:25:16,685 --> 01:25:18,552 MY MOM WAS SORE. 1293 01:25:18,554 --> 01:25:20,387 SO WAS MINE. 1294 01:25:20,389 --> 01:25:23,390 SHE SAID WE GAVE HER 50 MILLION GRAY HAIRS. 1295 01:25:23,392 --> 01:25:25,792 JEEZ, SHE COLORS HER HAIR ANYWAYS. 1296 01:25:25,794 --> 01:25:28,127 - WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THIS BOX? - IN THE SINK. 1297 01:25:28,129 --> 01:25:30,630 - WATCH OUT, CHRIS! - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PUT IT OVER THERE! 1298 01:25:30,632 --> 01:25:32,966 - YOU KNOCKED DOWN ALL THE-- - ( objects crashing ) 1299 01:25:34,235 --> 01:25:37,003 CHRIS. 1300 01:25:37,005 --> 01:25:39,740 - Alby: OH WOW! - YEAH. 1301 01:25:39,742 --> 01:25:43,276 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. MISS PUDD, MISS PUDD, COME HERE! 1302 01:25:43,278 --> 01:25:45,245 - HURRY UP! - LOOK AT WHAT WE FOUND! 1303 01:25:45,247 --> 01:25:46,946 - OKAY. - MISS PUDD! 1304 01:25:57,224 --> 01:25:59,058 ( barking ) 1305 01:26:04,899 --> 01:26:07,534 - NO. - Boys: YEAH! 1306 01:26:07,536 --> 01:26:09,536 WE WOULDN'T DARE, 1307 01:26:09,538 --> 01:26:12,171 BUT I DARESAY WE SHALL. 1308 01:26:13,674 --> 01:26:16,342 ( whispers ) THAT'S RIGHT. 1309 01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:18,278 ( Joshua barking ) 1310 01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:22,282 UP WE GO. OH. 1311 01:26:23,785 --> 01:26:25,952 THAT'S FINE, DEAR. 1312 01:26:25,954 --> 01:26:28,455 NO, JOSHUA, I AM DRIVING. 1313 01:26:28,457 --> 01:26:30,457 ( Joshua whines ) 1314 01:26:30,459 --> 01:26:32,559 ( Joshua barking ) 1315 01:26:37,832 --> 01:26:40,333 ( jazz music playing ) 136723