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sit down alright start your next leg
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cramps tension headaches ingrown toenail
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prickly heat an occasional bed wedding
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bed weddings there
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yes sir only when I'm nervous sir uh-huh
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well I tell you what Stan when you get
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to basic training you give this little
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note to the supply sergeant
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supply sergeant that's right that's an
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eight week supply of rubber sheets wait
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there they has to see it again will
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their cup of Siamese twin no but I get
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the feeling that they join together from
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time to time
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I'll send them in Devlin yes sir
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set a check mark what it's kind of hard
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to say sir it looks more like a smudge
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to me
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well it's your application boy now what
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are you trying to say are you or aren't
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you
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because if you are you're gonna have to
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sign a statement verifying am i or are
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and i watch or you can read can't you oh
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yes sir oh well see it doesn't say
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am i or aren't I the way that it's
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worded is have you ever had I know what
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it says and what's your answer well that
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depends on how you would define an
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experience
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and what's your problem boy I have no
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problem sir
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what says here that you want to be with
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Devon throughout your entire tour duty
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yes sir that's correct
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what do you think we're running here
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boys can't I understand perfectly Serge
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just that well Danny and I have been
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together ever since grade school and and
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well if we couldn't remain together I
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just die I just don't think I could take
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it sir you don't understand how it is
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Hey but can it be yes all right
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and you boys want to go in the army yes
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yes sir but I told you there was nothing
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to worry about Elliot you know how it is
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every time I want something real bad I
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never get who I know all but this is
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gonna be so Marla's just living with all
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those guys
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are you homosexual
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are you homosexual perish the thought
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you remember where women's clothes no
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drag queen doctor why not I'm
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embarrassed I just think it's a bit much
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how about you
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how much do you prefer young boys or
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mature men I think when you really love
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somebody that age shouldn't matter no
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more do I get a choice
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do you favorite dog sex has nothing to
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do with love I think it's much more how
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you feel about the person how about you
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ideally afford to remain receptive to
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one's partner's needs inhibitions have
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ruined more marriages what do you think
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of her oh those are heavenly beads what
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do you think ever hair is too long
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do you think about when you look at
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something like this mussels have never
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been my bag but
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and you oh now that's nice
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do you mind if I keep it I don't have
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this one at home
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that's all
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are you free to go to draft portal
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notify in two or three weeks of your
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reclassification does that mean the army
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doesn't want us not at this time however
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if we uncover any additional evidence
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that changes our opinion we'll
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reclassify you one a count it so much
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I'm going in are we gonna tell our
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friends oh I'm sure you'll think of
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something Devlin there comes the young
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counselor hey Danny
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that old million dollar knee right son
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who ever would have thought that old
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tract injury would show up at a time
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like this how better it won't keep you
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from running around a little when you
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get up to Stanford will it oh well
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actually I don't think I'm gonna have a
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lot of time to do much of anything I
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hear they keep you jumping pretty good
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on Stanford that's my alma mater say
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before you accept any office Dan I want
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a chance to better the deal agreed
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agreed
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how about that Danny you haven't even
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cracked your first law book and already
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you've been guaranteed a position with
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one of the finest firms in the city it
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pays to have friends in high places what
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are your plans now be here now the baddy
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has is de Bourbon are you gonna keep
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going oh yes I've from I've asked the
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airline's for a transfer up to San
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Francisco so we can be together as much
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as possible we're gonna get some Sun
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okay excuse us okay I didn't know he had
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asthma though maybe that's what you've
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been mistaking for passion I don't see
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what you all see in him well as leopard
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voice says if you haven't tried it don't
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want it
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hey daddy Big Brother
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how's the old me tricky very very tricky
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and this one says to him but Sarge
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you're not just been there and they sent
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me back here and I just don't know where
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to go anymore
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Elliott oh there he goes again he's so
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jealous you have to pull that [ __ ]
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routine around here
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What's Wrong Danny Boy well I realized
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that I just don't want anybody getting
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any ideas okay don't get [ __ ] over
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what are you doing later you just have
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to take care of that to the airport one
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where do you see what I've got lined up
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in for a little after I've seen a bad
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place my gift to you for spring the
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spring my that boy seems popular your
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daughter's really adore thee yes doesn't
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she you know I'm glad daddy cultivated
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elyes friendship he needs to be with
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somebody more outgoing he has a tendency
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to be on the shy side
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don't have to celebrate your victory
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Devlin I guess and you must be that
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genius Eliot was telling me about you
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must be my little surprise uh where is
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Eliot
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Joanna's homework Oh
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can I fix you a drink or something oh um
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I'll make you that drink
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hey what's your problem my too fast we
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know as a matter of fact you're not fast
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enough you've gotta leave you know you
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gotta you gotta take your purse you
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gotta get out
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no it's gonna be a bus the police are
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outside why didn't you say you can tell
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Ellie oh right right
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Eliot said to me that Colonel from the
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draft board is downstairs checking the
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apartments what just get dressed look
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Elliot if you don't believe it you come
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look for yourself okay how do you know
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it's him
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I saw him downstairs checking the
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mailboxes okay so we're having a little
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celebration party with girls you know
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what he said about uncovering new
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evidence will you get her out of here
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okay sweetheart get dressed huh I can't
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just do as I say you got my dress song
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oh dear
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I'll tell you it will you get dressed
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it's what we've got to do now do it
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look Elliot there's no other way that's
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what we got to do not hear the lady who
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pays the rent doesn't dig roommates okay
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we move somewhere else look I can't even
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afford this setup and I only pay for the
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groceries look don't sweat the money
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that I can handle look how can I walk
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out on that now she's gonna buy me a car
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Oh wonderful why don't you go get your
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tail shut off in Vietnam and she can buy
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you a wheelchair I don't I do this is
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just right exactly where we'll look you
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know I have quite a few other listings I
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think you'd find far more suitable I
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have a place in Malibu and a couple
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right above the strip well no no no no
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this is just uh fine it's just peachy Oh
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frankly fellas I really don't think
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you're gonna like this place it's rather
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sedate here and the tenants well they
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tend to be more on the conservative
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actually fellas ah I have several of my
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very best friends or members of your
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faith would you look at this cottage I
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think you'll find it rather unique
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kitchen here as all modern appliances
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yeah we're the breakfast enough isn't
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that tastefully designed beautiful do
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and a real fireplace
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the bedroom is up this way Oh Oh for the
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coup de Gras
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if you'd prefer something in a
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two-bedroom I don't know one bedrooms
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right uh why don't you fellas have a
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look around and I'll wait for you
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what do you mean this is all right well
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Callaghan I don't want this any more
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than you do you know it's bad enough I
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gotta live here in fairyland now you
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want me to share the same bed you're
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forgetting something you see we're
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supposed to be living like yeah like
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lovers swell and what will we do for a
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nursery when the little ones come along
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for you sweetie we'll take it
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I think it was a terrific idea he'll
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give a chance to sow some oats before he
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has to settle down or those law books
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best thing he could have done I suppose
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you're right but I still don't
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understand why all the rush at least he
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could have done was discuss it with us
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well you know how boys are they get
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ideas in their heads and castellan well
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I think he could have shown a little bit
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more taste in choosing a roommate well
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don't you think you owe me some kind of
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explanation we'll talk about it sometime
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hey baby when do I get to try the Newark
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thanks not until a decorator is through
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darling
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the color scheme question yeah Eliot be
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a dear but so this on my back
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sure Marilyn a trowel delay this weekend
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safer as well as always
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sorry love them taking my sabbatical I
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take a few weeks off every seven years
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whether I need it or not to recharge my
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batteries
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I've run out of excuses to give these
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broads we've got to talk this thing over
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right now and make other arrangements
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Helia there's nothing to talk about I
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told you I think I saw that Colonel
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downstairs question one of the neighbors
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yeah well right now he's not my problem
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you know if I don't get it kissed two
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three times a day I get a complex I
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realize that but you can have to learn
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to excuse me live with it and how about
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if I not tell it with him wrong
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yeah but if I explain to them that knew
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no look oh yeah we can't say anybody we
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can't tell anybody we've got a lay of
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like almost sexuals but I don't want
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anybody even accidentally tripping us up
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you know I they're gonna start sending
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investigators around and me
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[Applause]
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hi there I'm Malcolm Dijon your landlord
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I live across the courtyard
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oh I'm Danny oh how do you do I'm Elliot
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well pleased to meet you
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you are the muscular one aren't you
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I just adore this cottage and I
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decorated it myself
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isn't it elegant it's you it's really
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you
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so are you two just getting started
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oh well actually see um we're uh we're
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newlyweds
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oh how wonderful I must tell Craig great
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my better half or at least he likes to
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think he is but then you know how men
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are beasts all of them aren't they
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though you know if it weren't for this
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dreadful feeling of insecurity that I've
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had all my life I'm not sure that I ever
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would have gotten married I was willing
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to live in sin yes well I prefer living
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in California myself it's time for me to
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feed my peonies
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you're what Oh Kelly hit those those are
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flowers flowers right they certainly are
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I have the most gorgeous peonies in the
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entire country I bet you have I'd like
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to see them sometime well I bet you
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would
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toodaloo ah mr. Dijon I'm Malcolm Danny
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welcome Malcolm I like to thank you for
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the fruit you're welcome and I hope that
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you can come on over and have a drink
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with us sometime Oh we'd love to
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I'd love to meet Craig well I'm sure
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he'd love to meet you
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ciao believe that Elliot it don't put on
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people like that it's people like that
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that go to the draft board and blow the
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whole thing Elliot
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98 99 100 you know it's a good thing you
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let me turned you down
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you'd never make it past the barracks
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scene what's your problem
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afraid I'm gonna see a precious little
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bottom or you turning into a silly
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little closet Queen just like my privacy
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that's all just a big game to you in it
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Elliot
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what else can you call it oh the fact
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that they're probably watching the house
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at this very moment doesn't seem to
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worry you a bit probably have it bugged
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do you think they [ __ ] a place not
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salutely that's funny haha see living
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with you is just gonna be a series of
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bad jokes then I'm gonna get the side by
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the phone okay I'm expecting a
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long-distance call from Karen we got a
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date tomorrow night oh that's just great
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I thought you were the one that was all
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uptight about the no Broads routine oh
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yeah I am it's just that you know I
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don't want her to get suspicious she
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doesn't know anything about this and
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how's it gonna look if I suddenly pull a
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disappearing act the role I am engaged
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to the girl that's a cop-out buddy and
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you know it expect me to play it
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straight while you're out with you check
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oh that's different you don't know those
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ding-a-lings of yours any explanation
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it's different with Karen now look if I
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can just talk to her over dinner you
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know and try to fix it up so she doesn't
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get any ideas and what am I supposed to
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be doing meanwhile I don't know you
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could read playboy or do some push-ups
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in front of the mirror you could build a
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model aeroplane oh you're just a
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sweetheart
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Peace Love I should never go to bed
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angry look Elliot ah sorry I didn't know
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this thing would get this heavy it's not
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turned out anything like I planned I
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figured once we slowed them down at the
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draft board that was [ __ ] I forget it
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but there's something you ought to know
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mm-hmm
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you are not the first man I've ever gone
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to bed with when I was a kid I used to
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second with my father
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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good morning could I borrow a couple of
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eggs and some oregano if you have some
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mmm oh thank you I was the middle of
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whipping up a little surprise for Prague
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and I rent out make this dreary my god
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what's happening here looks like you had
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a fistfight with Julia Child's yo I'm
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trying to make breakfast uh I'm really
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not too much of a [ __ ] they know more I
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understand darling when Craig and I were
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first married I didn't know a thing
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about cooking either
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I used to dress a turkey and levi's in
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fact on our very first wedding
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anniversary Craig gave me a cookbook and
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I gave him a stomach pump why don't you
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run upstairs darling let me take care of
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this oh I don't what I don't want to put
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you to any trouble it's no trouble at
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all and now come on run along shoo shoo
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come on that's your fairy godmother get
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her wand working thank you you're
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welcome
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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like the music our interior decorating
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landlord came over to borrow some eggs
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and he's offered to cook me breakfast oh
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really you two are getting awfully
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chummy better watch out
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Craig's liable to get jealous I know
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Malcolm he's just being friendly
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sure he is and he hasn't tried to touch
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me okay
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anyway I'll bet he cooks better than you
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do I doubt it
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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hi mom oh good morning the Hercules why
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don't you go sit right down breakfast
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will be ready in a jiff no I got a rush
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oh it smells terrific while cars it's
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terrific it's my secret recipe Montezuma
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madness
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Maria mom came and served it to her
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lover in the fan of the Cobra Queen
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Malcom take it easy with a kid don't
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spoil him he's toughing up to Liverpool
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Elliot I wouldn't dream of spoiling
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Danny it's hard enough with Craig he
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loves my cooking so I practically have
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to beg him to take me out to a
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00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:00,720
restaurant you know I think I will try
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to look I know you couldn't resist it
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00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:10,300
neither could John Hall you're not going
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to eat my omelet like mad you're right
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[Music]
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please hi what are you doing here well
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we thought we'd stop by and see how you
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two bachelors we're making out
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oh we're just making out fine sure looks
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00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:43,470
that way
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I may even move in here with you for a
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few days myself great huh the doors open
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thanks Eliot hello I'm Malcolm Dijon
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Danny's landlord like daddy nutty oh
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well how do you do I'm Danny's father oh
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how do you do I do
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mom dad dad what are you doing
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we just happen to be in the neighborhood
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thought we'd stop by oh well I came over
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to borrow some oregano Danny was lost
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Malcolm offered to make me breakfast
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that's very sweet of you Danny I loved
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your cottage it's so well actually we
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haven't had a chance you know the street
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Malcolm are we keeping you oh no no not
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at all go why don't you show them the
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cottage I know they'll adore it Danny
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what is this oh it's a statue
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um two wrestlers but they're not wearing
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any clothes right well you know how the
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Greeks do it then oh yeah sure well it's
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a lovely place it's so quaint oh I must
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call Dolores and have her see this place
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Oh mom it's so messy upstairs oh that's
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all right
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everything all right Danny any money
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Barney oh no no you must come and see
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this
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dad about the bedroom it's not exactly
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oh well I never expected anything quite
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like this
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yeah oh well you see two women lived
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here before we did and we haven't had a
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chance to change it yet yeah they have
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rather strong taste tonight
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where did I'll get sleep Eliot yes show
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me his room
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oh well no that that's not his room see
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this is that this is the bathroom
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oh it's a one-bedroom apartment but
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we're gonna get a couch for downstairs
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that pulls out into a bed that's good
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odd that that belonged to the girls who
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lived here before well dad you've uh
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you've seen it all yeah I'm sorry you
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and Mom couldn't have stayed longer mom
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would you excuse us a second listen dad
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I wanted to talk to you about the color
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of the room pink I don't like pink
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either we're gonna get some brown paint
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and I think it'll look really good
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dark brown oh that's one of Freddy's
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isn't it Freddy Freddy bridge I'd know
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one of his designs anywhere oh yeah I
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didn't know men appreciated such things
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well not all men do listen you know uh I
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hope I hope you'll be able to come up to
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campus this fall see some of the
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football games you and Mom SC's playing
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up there this year
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that color is yummy for you
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and it adds a very youthful line to your
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figure oh do you really think so oh I do
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indeed
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Danny's very lucky to have such a lovely
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looking mother well you know as a matter
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of fact I was very young when Danny was
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born I'm sure you were Evelyn I'm I must
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rush I have to get back to my souffle so
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nice to have met you mr. DeJong my
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pleasure Danny I put the omelet in the
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oven and please try and eat it before it
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gets cold
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au revoir
531
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mrs. Devlin isn't he marvelous yeah
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isn't he uh Evelyn I have to be on the
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first tee by 11 o'clock goodbye darling
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goodbye mom goodbye Danny dad thanks for
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00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:18,500
coming over
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I'm so glad daddy found such a lovely
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plane Karen's going to be thrilled when
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she sees it
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and he has such nice Navy thank you very
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good
541
00:39:40,608 --> 00:39:45,650
oh honey that sounds fantastic well it's
542
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,280
a lot better than living at home I'll
543
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:50,420
tell you that hmm
544
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:53,600
but I'd like it over to your place I'm
545
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dying to see him well you will you know
546
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:59,299
well we just moved in in places things
547
00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:01,519
all over the floor oh I wish we'd
548
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:05,330
finally had a place to ourselves if I
549
00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:07,280
could cook my house cleaner maybe just
550
00:40:05,329 --> 00:40:09,259
as soon as I start school
551
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,290
you'll fly out of San Francisco live
552
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:15,500
with me in Palo Alto I know I wish we
553
00:40:12,289 --> 00:40:17,960
could get started right now we could get
554
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,000
started what's happening back at your
555
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:23,119
place
556
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:26,119
not much um let's see Joyce is in Denver
557
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:31,100
Caroline's in Chicago and one of them is
558
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:37,130
due back tonight Alec gives us abundant
559
00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:39,199
time Danny couldn't we please go back to
560
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:40,849
your place I promise I'll keep my eyes
561
00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:42,739
closed until the lights go out I promise
562
00:40:40,849 --> 00:40:44,960
I don't see a mess honey look it's it's
563
00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:54,879
really a bad idea it's probably home and
564
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:57,108
look you've got a flight tomorrow look I
565
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:58,640
will next time you just have to have
566
00:40:57,108 --> 00:41:00,949
patience with me thanks I've been so
567
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:01,940
frantic lately yeah I don't even know
568
00:41:00,949 --> 00:41:04,039
what's gonna happen next
569
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:06,889
it's only a copy but it's um
570
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:09,050
Michelangelo's David and I fell in love
571
00:41:06,889 --> 00:41:10,339
with it when I first saw it as a matter
572
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:12,710
of fact Craig and I thought it would be
573
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:13,910
kind of heaven for your living room you
574
00:41:12,710 --> 00:41:16,280
know I I don't want you people going to
575
00:41:13,909 --> 00:41:19,819
any extra expenses holy nonsense Danny
576
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,950
and I know exactly where to put it you
577
00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:29,160
know Danny home beautiful wanted to do
578
00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:30,989
as Fred but just the idea you know
579
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:34,049
seeing the two of you getting started
580
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:36,649
like this is from inocent of malcolm and
581
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:40,289
myself when we were first married oh
582
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:43,680
yeah the struggle we had in the
583
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:46,079
beginning trying to adjust well you know
584
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:49,349
what I say give a little take a little
585
00:41:46,079 --> 00:41:51,179
how true God knows
586
00:41:49,349 --> 00:41:54,900
Malcolm isn't the easiest person to live
587
00:41:51,179 --> 00:41:56,519
with high-strung temperamental you've
588
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:58,440
got to watch every word you say to him
589
00:41:56,519 --> 00:42:00,539
the slightest thing is liable to set him
590
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,950
off on one of his tantrums geez I
591
00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:06,239
thought you two are made for each other
592
00:42:01,949 --> 00:42:07,460
I know but believe me it hasn't been
593
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,629
easy
594
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:11,789
it's thought it off it's the usual
595
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:16,019
physical thing you know just the plain
596
00:42:11,789 --> 00:42:19,860
pickup and third myself but how long can
597
00:42:16,019 --> 00:42:22,769
one keep up these casual Affairs you get
598
00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:25,890
tired of cruising it gets so depressing
599
00:42:22,769 --> 00:42:30,690
after a while it's just the same old
600
00:42:25,889 --> 00:42:33,319
thing over and over again it beeps
601
00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:37,079
you're feeling so so drained
602
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:38,670
exactly before I met Malcolm I was
603
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:41,420
married to a real [ __ ]
604
00:42:38,670 --> 00:42:47,190
I couldn't trust him alone for a minute
605
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:48,930
the break-up I can imagine the anguish
606
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:50,820
of trying to explain it to your friends
607
00:42:48,929 --> 00:42:55,259
realizing all the time that she had
608
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:56,880
probably been intimate with them well
609
00:42:55,260 --> 00:43:09,660
you know what I say love them and leave
610
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:11,880
them it seemed appropriate tell me how
611
00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:16,440
love you went down he managed to make a
612
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:20,190
steady thing of it well we I guess was
613
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:21,599
love at first sight I guess we took one
614
00:43:20,190 --> 00:43:29,860
look at each other and we knew he blew
615
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:32,170
destined for one another how romantic
616
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:34,329
you never tell me anything like that
617
00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:53,440
what do you expect up to seven years
618
00:43:34,329 --> 00:44:00,039
Omar Sharif yes Wow you should a hard
619
00:43:53,440 --> 00:44:02,970
time finding this place are you guys
620
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:02,969
hiding from the FBI
621
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:12,639
hmm I hate to admit it lover boy
622
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:14,199
uh-huh you know you've only been gone a
623
00:44:12,639 --> 00:44:15,849
few days and already I'm beginning to
624
00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:18,519
miss your homely little face around the
625
00:44:15,849 --> 00:44:20,559
house how'd you find us
626
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:22,690
well your roommate invited bunny over
627
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:25,599
and we were out shopping so I decided to
628
00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:25,960
come along with her you don't mind do
629
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:37,509
you
630
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:41,889
oh no no I'm sorry uh Craig Malcolm this
631
00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:47,200
is my sister Leslie how do you do hi
632
00:44:41,889 --> 00:44:50,079
and uh this is bunny over here hi why
633
00:44:47,199 --> 00:44:52,299
don't you just sit down I'm sorry Danny
634
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:54,699
I I didn't know you had guests oh well
635
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:56,320
we're not guests you see actually Craig
636
00:44:54,699 --> 00:45:00,099
and I live across the courtyard it's
637
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:01,720
just one big family oh well I'm told me
638
00:45:00,099 --> 00:45:05,009
all about this place so I just thought
639
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:07,509
I'd come around look for myself somebody
640
00:45:05,010 --> 00:45:09,870
sure is queer for nudes around here
641
00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:09,870
aren't they
642
00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:22,400
oh you sure did look silly in my dress
643
00:45:15,710 --> 00:45:26,710
the other night yeah bunny why don't we
644
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,710
go upstairs and look at the bedroom
645
00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:36,320
Daniel why didn't you tell us but you
646
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,300
have such a lovely sister she's adorable
647
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:45,559
in fact they both are are they're all
648
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:49,910
right if you did girls well I have a
649
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:51,858
sister too oh really recently married
650
00:45:49,909 --> 00:45:56,358
she married a lovely Olympic swimmer
651
00:45:51,858 --> 00:45:59,000
tell me and the wedding was gorgeous the
652
00:45:56,358 --> 00:46:01,699
best man gave the groom away my father
653
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:06,530
gave the bride away and the fact that I
654
00:46:01,699 --> 00:46:19,519
wanted to be flower girl gave me away
655
00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:19,519
[Laughter]
656
00:46:21,730 --> 00:46:31,039
who's your decorator Tiny Tim my dear
657
00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:38,539
child I decorated every inch of this
658
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:43,190
cottage myself Tiny Tim really I think
659
00:46:38,539 --> 00:46:45,889
this crazy bum bomb I found sweet child
660
00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:49,240
that crazy bug bomb is worth about five
661
00:46:45,889 --> 00:46:49,239
dollars and squirt
662
00:46:54,409 --> 00:47:00,420
excuse us I guess I can tell them we're
663
00:46:57,659 --> 00:47:10,559
not wanted come on bunny let's get out
664
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:11,309
of here okay around a while I'll be
665
00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:13,619
leaving soon
666
00:47:11,309 --> 00:47:15,239
don't bother bunny it's obvious you'd
667
00:47:13,619 --> 00:47:25,650
rather spend your time with your
668
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:28,429
neighbors come on but I'm terribly sorry
669
00:47:25,650 --> 00:47:31,950
about this oh it's all right daddy
670
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:33,629
daddy I want to talk to you Oh
671
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:41,819
would you excuse me a second please
672
00:47:33,630 --> 00:47:43,559
certainly talk about being uncool
673
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:45,030
hey no wait a minute whose idea was it
674
00:47:43,559 --> 00:47:48,269
to invite them in the first place
675
00:47:45,030 --> 00:48:05,370
look Elliot I thought that we had an
676
00:47:48,269 --> 00:48:07,469
agreement I don't know about you but I'm
677
00:48:05,369 --> 00:48:10,319
ready you want them to hear us what do I
678
00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:12,529
care if they hear me look you can take
679
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,970
this whole scene and shot for my money
680
00:48:12,530 --> 00:48:17,820
look if I don't start getting a little
681
00:48:14,969 --> 00:48:20,959
I'm gonna wind up a basket case magic
682
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:20,960
broadcast it to the whole world
683
00:48:26,989 --> 00:48:34,559
where'd everyone go what do you think
684
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,849
everyone went look Elliot if Malcolm and
685
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,289
Craig think that we've been putting them
686
00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:39,450
on they could go right to that kernel
687
00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:41,940
and spill the whole thing for us where
688
00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:46,518
you going well I'm gonna go and try and
689
00:48:41,940 --> 00:48:46,519
straighten it out straighten them out
690
00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:50,028
impossible
691
00:48:51,710 --> 00:49:08,818
$5 hi listen I wanted to apologize oh
692
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:14,429
don't be silly come on in thank you
693
00:49:08,818 --> 00:49:17,130
make yourself at home Danny Danny I'm
694
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:20,159
Malcolm hello I love your rug what was
695
00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:24,210
it Beulah heaven I trapped your under
696
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:26,219
the sink ah what's going on well I
697
00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:28,349
wanted to apologize to the both of you
698
00:49:26,219 --> 00:49:29,518
for the scene that was caused I I had no
699
00:49:28,349 --> 00:49:31,890
idea that Elliot was gonna invite
700
00:49:29,518 --> 00:49:33,419
anybody over well Danny first of all you
701
00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:35,759
don't have to apologize
702
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:37,739
good lord Craig and I have had our ups
703
00:49:35,759 --> 00:49:39,960
and downs haven't we dear well you
704
00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:41,369
certainly have in fact I was just
705
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,528
telling Elliot that we fought that
706
00:49:41,369 --> 00:49:46,338
entire first year we were married a year
707
00:49:43,528 --> 00:49:49,349
and a half would you like some iced tea
708
00:49:46,338 --> 00:49:54,409
sure lover
709
00:49:49,349 --> 00:49:54,410
oh thanks I just a little sugar 30ml
710
00:49:59,610 --> 00:50:06,900
oh you and Elliot seemed to hit it off
711
00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:08,489
marvelously oh he's a very nice person
712
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:12,780
in fact you're very lucky to have him
713
00:50:08,489 --> 00:50:15,269
yeah if you're going to make any sudden
714
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:16,440
changes I wish you'd let me know I was
715
00:50:15,269 --> 00:50:19,320
writing out the check to your landlord
716
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,970
when I found out you would move bedroom
717
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,559
kids upstairs I take it yes but you
718
00:50:20,969 --> 00:50:23,819
don't really got to hurry because I told
719
00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:27,659
Ben I was just going to get my hair
720
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:30,000
combed out you can spare me 20 or 30
721
00:50:27,659 --> 00:50:31,589
minutes can't you yeah I meant to call
722
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:37,769
you and explain what's happening I'm
723
00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:39,840
sure you did you have done the at Racal
724
00:50:37,769 --> 00:50:44,639
haven't you got well it came this way oh
725
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:47,490
nothing or the mirror darling you don't
726
00:50:44,639 --> 00:50:51,150
seem too excited to see me but you don't
727
00:50:47,489 --> 00:50:55,309
understand Danny's across the I think I
728
00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:57,980
can think that why did you get ready
729
00:50:55,309 --> 00:51:24,588
you've got work to do
730
00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:24,588
[Music]
731
00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:30,900
what the hell is going on here hi mrs.
732
00:51:30,449 --> 00:51:36,569
Conway
733
00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:40,829
Ellie mrs. Conway how are you Danny
734
00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:42,360
oh I'm fine thank you your mother was
735
00:51:40,829 --> 00:51:47,099
telling me about your lovely new house
736
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:51,950
and I was just passing by in the
737
00:51:47,099 --> 00:51:54,929
neighborhood so excuse me
738
00:51:51,949 --> 00:51:56,309
stupid son of a [ __ ] why could I do she
739
00:51:54,929 --> 00:51:59,519
barges in here inside to pull your
740
00:51:56,309 --> 00:52:01,710
clothes off it's only my mother's best
741
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:03,920
friend that's all I keep it in the
742
00:52:01,710 --> 00:52:03,920
family
743
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:19,260
this really is a lovely place you have
744
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:20,550
Danny your mother's best friend huh well
745
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:22,950
let me tell you about your mother's best
746
00:52:20,550 --> 00:52:24,090
friend she was paying my rent and I
747
00:52:22,949 --> 00:52:26,819
think I owe her for it
748
00:52:24,090 --> 00:52:29,100
okay right now I'm paying your rent so
749
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:31,550
you owe me and you do what I say no
750
00:52:29,099 --> 00:52:31,549
broads
751
00:52:39,099 --> 00:52:51,589
you dirty [ __ ] bye baby and besides you
752
00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:56,000
silly Queen are not even peonies they're
753
00:52:51,590 --> 00:52:59,480
marigold god I think she's right
754
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:03,320
they are miracles I may not know my
755
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:13,429
flowers but I know a [ __ ] when I see
756
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:14,570
one Elliott it's not funny can't you get
757
00:53:13,429 --> 00:53:16,759
it through your thick skull that we're
758
00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:18,110
being watched 24 hours a day how is that
759
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,850
gonna look on the report they send in -
760
00:53:18,110 --> 00:53:23,539
hi she was near long enough to wash your
761
00:53:19,849 --> 00:53:25,579
hands that's not the point the point is
762
00:53:23,539 --> 00:53:26,750
that we can't be seen with women if they
763
00:53:25,579 --> 00:53:28,819
find out that we're faking it we're
764
00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:31,429
gonna be in Vietnam Monday morning can't
765
00:53:28,820 --> 00:53:33,830
we be a CDC oh you're hopeless
766
00:53:31,429 --> 00:53:36,440
no baby you are you're playing this
767
00:53:33,829 --> 00:53:38,059
thing way too heavy you've got to take
768
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:41,320
it seriously
769
00:53:38,059 --> 00:53:43,880
[Music]
770
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,830
well I still think something should be
771
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:48,430
done about it I mean that whole scene
772
00:53:45,829 --> 00:53:50,690
he's moved into it well it's unhealthy
773
00:53:48,429 --> 00:53:52,819
now calm down honey
774
00:53:50,690 --> 00:53:54,429
I don't see any harm in Danny having a
775
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:56,990
little fun before he leaves for school
776
00:53:54,429 --> 00:53:59,119
after all he and Elliot are two normal
777
00:53:56,989 --> 00:54:02,179
red-blooded American boys well I gotta
778
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:07,190
get out the club normal you called that
779
00:54:02,179 --> 00:54:11,109
Elliott crane normal Oh daddy I don't
780
00:54:07,190 --> 00:54:11,110
see how you can be so blind
781
00:54:21,619 --> 00:54:24,679
[Music]
782
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:29,679
and do something to be sorry
783
00:54:30,909 --> 00:54:34,279
only my girlfriend baby he likes me this
784
00:54:33,769 --> 00:54:36,949
way
785
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:40,160
hey oh man I dropped my stove for you in
786
00:54:36,949 --> 00:54:49,789
your life mother a fresco put then down
787
00:54:40,159 --> 00:54:50,929
from boeing c-40 I want that boy fire
788
00:54:49,789 --> 00:54:53,000
and I want him fired today
789
00:54:50,929 --> 00:54:54,829
oh come on Barney you don't really
790
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,599
believe that kids a [ __ ] do ya
791
00:54:54,829 --> 00:54:59,210
just because he's been kidding around in
792
00:54:56,599 --> 00:55:00,500
the shower room if you've seen his
793
00:54:59,210 --> 00:55:01,820
apartment and heard what my daughter
794
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,840
told me you'd know he wasn't kidding
795
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:06,880
that boys as queer as a three-dollar
796
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,880
bill how bonnie for christ sake
797
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,070
[Music]
798
00:55:30,690 --> 00:55:38,200
that's your problem
799
00:55:32,469 --> 00:55:38,709
I was canned today you kidding me what
800
00:55:38,199 --> 00:55:41,230
for
801
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:43,300
you tell me Forester called me into his
802
00:55:41,230 --> 00:55:44,530
office and told me I was through said
803
00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:46,089
something about they're not really
804
00:55:44,530 --> 00:55:47,440
needing a lifeguard that somebody's
805
00:55:46,088 --> 00:55:49,929
daughter was gonna come in and give the
806
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:52,420
kids swimming lessons I said something
807
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:55,118
about me being a bad influence on the
808
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:57,159
kids or something considering what
809
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,940
you've been doing to their mothers might
810
00:55:57,159 --> 00:56:06,608
have a point there
811
00:55:57,940 --> 00:56:08,230
yeah and what's that supposed to me look
812
00:56:06,608 --> 00:56:09,900
I'll ask my old man to find out what the
813
00:56:08,230 --> 00:56:14,050
story is okay
814
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:17,650
yeah well whatever I've got 57 bucks to
815
00:56:14,050 --> 00:56:20,260
my name and no prospects don't sweat the
816
00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:25,210
money that I can handle I have the whole
817
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:28,030
thing blows over soon anyway look I got
818
00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:30,550
a date with Karen you're gonna be around
819
00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:33,160
yeah well if I am it's not gonna be by
820
00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:34,300
myself I'll tell you that right now now
821
00:56:33,159 --> 00:56:36,699
wait a minute Eliot we've got an
822
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:47,680
agreement you stick to it I don't see it
823
00:56:36,699 --> 00:56:49,960
holding you back any champ limit you
824
00:56:47,679 --> 00:56:52,379
just just be cool I'm gonna bring him
825
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,380
back here
826
00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:56,670
[Music]
827
00:56:54,070 --> 00:56:56,670
okay
828
00:56:57,650 --> 00:57:21,130
[Music]
829
00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:23,359
hey Luiz where is she
830
00:57:21,130 --> 00:57:24,140
what do you mean she's getting married
831
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,390
what marry her
832
00:57:24,139 --> 00:57:28,190
[Music]
833
00:57:25,389 --> 00:57:37,788
yeah the same to you buddy
834
00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:37,789
[Music]
835
00:57:39,949 --> 00:57:43,799
[Applause]
836
00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:48,869
look honey you really like this place
837
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,469
it's a new place and it's gonna be a
838
00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:52,529
good dinner
839
00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:54,629
come on Amy no I don't want to have
840
00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:57,570
dinner I want to see where you and
841
00:57:54,630 --> 00:58:02,539
Elliot are living you've got to be
842
00:57:57,570 --> 00:58:05,809
hungry after a flight like that Danny
843
00:58:02,539 --> 00:58:09,389
are you sure there's not another girl
844
00:58:05,809 --> 00:58:14,449
hey what would I want with another girl
845
00:58:09,389 --> 00:58:16,440
when I've got you huh look at me
846
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:18,338
you're on a girl I need
847
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:21,249
[Music]
848
00:58:18,338 --> 00:58:26,248
all right just the same I want to see
849
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:30,389
where you were now either living uh no
850
00:58:26,248 --> 00:58:30,389
yeah now
851
00:58:48,449 --> 00:58:54,669
[Music]
852
00:58:49,829 --> 00:58:55,889
I'm sorry it's just that things aren't
853
00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:59,059
that way now
854
00:58:55,889 --> 00:59:03,199
[Music]
855
00:58:59,059 --> 00:59:06,320
it's just different that's all please
856
00:59:03,199 --> 00:59:07,129
don't just like them well you know were
857
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:12,860
meant for each other
858
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:33,639
not really darling different
859
00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:33,639
[Music]
860
00:59:34,590 --> 00:59:37,590
hi
861
00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:42,000
buy your drink
862
00:59:42,269 --> 00:59:45,690
yeah why not
863
00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:53,889
Peter it's not what I had expected
864
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:56,320
everybody says that you know just moving
865
00:59:53,889 --> 01:00:05,379
in we're gonna make a lot of changes of
866
00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:08,470
course that's Elliott's Oh what do you
867
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:11,369
stay I'm sleeping down on the couch and
868
01:00:08,469 --> 01:00:11,369
we're moving twin beds
869
01:00:17,590 --> 01:00:24,700
I'm sorry for for suspecting you I I
870
01:00:23,050 --> 01:00:28,990
thought you and Elliot we're living up
871
01:00:24,699 --> 01:00:31,569
here with some girl oh well now you know
872
01:00:28,989 --> 01:00:34,349
you're wrong I'm sorry it's funny I've
873
01:00:31,570 --> 01:00:36,850
never been this jealous before
874
01:00:34,349 --> 01:00:37,480
no one should be jealous cuz I'm all
875
01:00:36,849 --> 01:00:41,199
yours
876
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:43,659
okay well I tell you now it was really
877
01:00:41,199 --> 01:00:45,159
Elliot I was worrying about I had vision
878
01:00:43,659 --> 01:00:48,839
came bringing up all of his ding-a-ling
879
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:48,839
girlfriends in the two of you happy
880
01:00:48,989 --> 01:00:55,299
no honey my taste in Elliot's taste in
881
01:00:52,960 --> 01:01:00,820
women is totally different he likes them
882
01:00:55,300 --> 01:01:03,730
dumb sexy I like them smart sexy oh that
883
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:08,350
what I think it is looks like a
884
01:01:03,730 --> 01:01:10,590
fireplace to me no no means genuine
885
01:01:08,349 --> 01:01:33,650
imitation mmm we could fake it
886
01:01:10,590 --> 01:01:33,650
[Music]
887
01:01:40,219 --> 01:01:50,098
what who was that oh well that's uh
888
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:56,039
that's one of our neighbors what kind of
889
01:01:50,099 --> 01:01:59,039
a neighborhood is this yeah look uh you
890
01:01:56,039 --> 01:02:00,269
know I'm really kind of hungry uh why
891
01:01:59,039 --> 01:02:01,349
don't we go is a place a couple blocks
892
01:02:00,269 --> 01:02:03,480
from here we can walk over and get
893
01:02:01,349 --> 01:02:07,548
something to eat yeah well you should
894
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:15,358
think your move fast well you have to
895
01:02:07,548 --> 01:02:17,219
feed all your appetites in the cab and
896
01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:20,159
all like that for no reason at all I
897
01:02:17,219 --> 01:02:24,509
know what it's like they treat us like
898
01:02:20,159 --> 01:02:27,358
we were diseased or something oh hey
899
01:02:24,510 --> 01:02:28,559
Danny hey listen that's one of the gay
900
01:02:27,358 --> 01:02:29,699
bars all the girls have been talking
901
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:31,589
about can we go in please
902
01:02:29,699 --> 01:02:33,239
honey what do I want to do going into a
903
01:02:31,588 --> 01:02:35,909
place well come on I'll protect you no
904
01:02:33,239 --> 01:02:37,769
really it'll be one drink come on please
905
01:02:35,909 --> 01:02:40,639
look a bunch of fruits hanging all over
906
01:02:37,769 --> 01:02:40,639
me I don't need it
907
01:02:45,969 --> 01:02:52,599
you know one time I had this great job
908
01:02:48,730 --> 01:02:55,860
secretary to this big industrialist
909
01:02:52,599 --> 01:02:55,860
[Music]
910
01:03:01,550 --> 01:03:06,160
this is big government contract on the
911
01:03:03,829 --> 01:03:09,469
line what do I hear from him
912
01:03:06,159 --> 01:03:12,079
sorry Freddie government clearances and
913
01:03:09,469 --> 01:03:14,239
all that was out the book and believe me
914
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:16,599
listen I never did any playing around on
915
01:03:14,239 --> 01:03:16,599
the job
916
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:26,070
[Music]
917
01:03:19,849 --> 01:03:28,400
my pal Johnny when I was about uh the
918
01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:28,400
drink
919
01:03:31,989 --> 01:03:41,678
[Music]
920
01:03:44,889 --> 01:03:54,078
this one behind you is where I can do a
921
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:56,650
favor little girl's room I seriously
922
01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:56,650
doubt it
923
01:04:01,269 --> 01:04:28,929
second thought sir Danny Kylie get over
924
01:04:16,849 --> 01:04:34,360
there yeah what do what he's doing here
925
01:04:28,929 --> 01:04:36,940
I don't understand what can this give
926
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:42,640
you that I can't you've got to
927
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:45,840
understand I can't tell yet are you
928
01:04:42,639 --> 01:04:47,230
doing then come on over and join us
929
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:50,620
who's that
930
01:04:47,230 --> 01:04:52,389
Karen right listen you I saw him first
931
01:04:50,619 --> 01:04:59,949
now wait a minute gorgeous I got I
932
01:04:52,389 --> 01:05:06,279
figured the creeps been poor me all
933
01:04:59,949 --> 01:05:15,219
night reading on race with me and I just
934
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:16,690
working my type come on let's go
935
01:05:15,219 --> 01:05:17,649
someplace and get a little drinkin I
936
01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,809
think you've had enough
937
01:05:17,650 --> 01:05:21,670
well me listen booze are broads there's
938
01:05:19,809 --> 01:05:26,529
always room for one more I always say
939
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:29,559
yeah right Elliot what nothing nothing
940
01:05:26,530 --> 01:05:33,190
forget about it hey Danny I thought we
941
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:34,690
had an agreement not here why not this
942
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:36,670
is a go-to place as any to get this
943
01:05:34,690 --> 01:05:38,289
thing straight now do we have an
944
01:05:36,670 --> 01:05:39,970
agreement or don't we have some
945
01:05:38,289 --> 01:05:41,980
agreement hey hey Danny what's he
946
01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:44,529
talking about I don't know honey he's
947
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:46,539
just drunk I'm not - drunk lover boy I
948
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:48,460
remember you telling me Elliot baby
949
01:05:46,539 --> 01:05:51,340
we're gonna give up broads for the
950
01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:53,050
duration it's just gonna be you and I in
951
01:05:51,340 --> 01:05:55,450
our little light I'm gonna put her to
952
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:57,580
the wall I wouldn't try it love a boy
953
01:05:55,449 --> 01:05:58,960
what the hell is he talkin about Danny
954
01:05:57,579 --> 01:06:06,759
don't talk to him like that
955
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:15,880
I simply want Stanford it's my turn
956
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:23,680
can you turn looks like we're stuck with
957
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:25,930
each other love oh ah I don't understand
958
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:26,799
it he seems like such a sweet young
959
01:06:25,929 --> 01:06:29,230
thing
960
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:36,070
well they just don't seem to make those
961
01:06:29,230 --> 01:06:39,250
sweet young things like the Houston yeah
962
01:06:36,070 --> 01:06:41,950
well I just can't believe it you would
963
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:43,960
have you'd been there they kept arguing
964
01:06:41,949 --> 01:06:46,480
about being faithful to each other I
965
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:49,179
don't know it was absolutely hateful
966
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:51,460
I'll hit be faithful that I couldn't be
967
01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:53,679
faithful his life depended on it yeah
968
01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:55,210
there's something wrong with him is one
969
01:06:53,679 --> 01:06:57,099
thing to be in a constant state of heat
970
01:06:55,210 --> 01:07:00,460
boo with him it's like I'm his unnatural
971
01:06:57,099 --> 01:07:02,710
look I'm not worried about Elliot I
972
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:04,030
don't care about Elliot it's Danny it's
973
01:07:02,710 --> 01:07:07,150
like he doesn't even want to be with a
974
01:07:04,030 --> 01:07:10,510
girl you don't think there's anything
975
01:07:07,150 --> 01:07:12,519
wrong with Danny do you look I'm his
976
01:07:10,510 --> 01:07:14,500
sister and if there was anything odd
977
01:07:12,519 --> 01:07:21,190
about him well well don't you think I
978
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:22,389
would have noticed it before now oh I'm
979
01:07:21,190 --> 01:07:23,650
gonna be late I've got a doctor's
980
01:07:22,389 --> 01:07:31,329
appointment I'll talk to you later
981
01:07:23,650 --> 01:07:37,829
oh wait it's not Danny's fault a problem
982
01:07:31,329 --> 01:07:37,829
it's Elliot not Danny I touched it later
983
01:07:40,150 --> 01:07:50,510
now where is she she went sailing with
984
01:07:46,969 --> 01:07:53,869
who I don't know some doctor friend or
985
01:07:50,510 --> 01:07:56,780
other what did she tell you where the
986
01:07:53,869 --> 01:08:02,079
boat was moored somewhere at the marina
987
01:07:56,780 --> 01:08:04,490
I think Thanks you're welcome
988
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:06,789
look uh you call me anytime you need
989
01:08:04,489 --> 01:08:06,789
help
990
01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:23,698
amen I'm splitting for the beach got
991
01:08:20,579 --> 01:08:27,269
eyes no I'm just trying to be considered
992
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:28,678
really some people Elliot I don't want
993
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:31,250
to hear you do that [ __ ] routine again do
994
01:08:28,679 --> 01:08:31,250
you understand
995
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,959
look Elliot I
996
01:08:44,699 --> 01:08:52,599
Elliott Elliott Elliott Elliott Elliott
997
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:55,449
you are coming tonight aren't you - what
998
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:57,548
- the party great can I are having a
999
01:08:55,449 --> 01:09:00,548
party and everyone's gonna be there
1000
01:08:57,548 --> 01:09:02,738
simply everyone it's our annual costume
1001
01:09:00,548 --> 01:09:04,960
ball and you're supposed to comment your
1002
01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:08,079
favorite camp character Tarzan
1003
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:10,449
Superman Judy Garland well you know what
1004
01:09:08,079 --> 01:09:12,488
I mean of course you come as someone
1005
01:09:10,449 --> 01:09:14,889
from a fairy tale you bet your sweet
1006
01:09:12,488 --> 01:09:16,809
biceps but all of our friends are going
1007
01:09:14,890 --> 01:09:18,009
to be there Elliott and we want you to
1008
01:09:16,810 --> 01:09:23,380
meet them because we know that you'll
1009
01:09:18,009 --> 01:09:25,630
find them absolutely fascinating well
1010
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:27,850
I'll tell Danny when I get a key but I
1011
01:09:25,630 --> 01:09:30,100
doubt he'll come he simply has nothing
1012
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:32,260
to wear oh well tell him not to worry
1013
01:09:30,100 --> 01:10:08,260
I'll find him something
1014
01:09:32,260 --> 01:10:08,260
[Music]
1015
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:14,420
you're a doctor what do you think I
1016
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:16,489
think your friend has a problem well
1017
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:18,920
well what what do you think she should
1018
01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:20,629
do about it well unless she's one of
1019
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,279
those sick type-2 prefers that sort of
1020
01:10:20,630 --> 01:10:25,150
relationship I'd say she should drop it
1021
01:10:22,279 --> 01:10:27,469
fast he seems so normal in the beginning
1022
01:10:25,149 --> 01:10:38,809
blatant tendency sometimes don't show
1023
01:10:27,469 --> 01:10:40,569
themselves until there's a crisis why
1024
01:10:38,810 --> 01:10:45,500
did they accuse him huh
1025
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:47,269
how are you putting me on well well did
1026
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:50,859
he actually try anything that the kids
1027
01:10:47,270 --> 01:10:55,670
are did he you're kidding
1028
01:10:50,859 --> 01:10:57,469
my dad that's funny he never said
1029
01:10:55,670 --> 01:10:59,420
anything about it at dinner last night
1030
01:10:57,469 --> 01:11:00,460
what does Ellie usually do on his day
1031
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:10,408
off
1032
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:10,408
[Music]
1033
01:11:10,409 --> 01:11:18,550
little sister right here in advance I
1034
01:11:13,899 --> 01:11:20,529
don't think I'm so little - you know
1035
01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:22,600
when you put it that point well I hear
1036
01:11:20,529 --> 01:11:25,719
you're pretty good I could have told you
1037
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:28,090
that at outdoor sports I'm good at
1038
01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:31,300
everything outdoors and indoors well
1039
01:11:28,090 --> 01:11:36,210
then prove it I thought you didn't dig
1040
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:36,210
me I can change my mind can I
1041
01:11:38,869 --> 01:11:41,869
and one of these nights I might just
1042
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:44,390
give you a call what's the matter with
1043
01:11:41,869 --> 01:11:46,519
right now well I guess in the middle of
1044
01:11:44,390 --> 01:11:50,600
a game are you looking for excuses
1045
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:52,160
oh you're breaking up the game well I
1046
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,680
think you better make a decision is it
1047
01:11:52,159 --> 01:11:57,159
gonna be them or is it gonna be me
1048
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,159
what's it gonna be
1049
01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:02,350
[Music]
1050
01:12:02,668 --> 01:12:06,559
god I guess he don't want to play over
1051
01:12:04,319 --> 01:12:06,558
the city
1052
01:12:11,770 --> 01:12:15,850
where'd daddy go I don't know he left
1053
01:12:14,149 --> 01:12:32,319
this morning do you think you'll be back
1054
01:12:15,850 --> 01:12:34,520
[Music]
1055
01:12:32,319 --> 01:12:36,409
and maybe this wasn't such a good idea
1056
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,920
after all what smell you've got cold
1057
01:12:36,409 --> 01:12:37,399
feet
1058
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,569
No
1059
01:12:37,399 --> 01:12:43,649
[Music]
1060
01:12:39,569 --> 01:12:47,328
look your daddy's sister it's not incest
1061
01:12:43,649 --> 01:12:47,328
or anything you guys are only roommates
1062
01:12:49,850 --> 01:12:54,300
look but you make up your mind
1063
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,989
whether you like girls or not I'll be
1064
01:12:54,300 --> 01:13:08,270
upstairs
1065
01:12:54,989 --> 01:13:08,679
[Music]
1066
01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:17,289
[Applause]
1067
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:17,289
[Music]
1068
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:23,699
where have you been I've been on pins
1069
01:13:20,699 --> 01:13:28,139
and needles waiting I had to be careful
1070
01:13:23,699 --> 01:13:29,939
I think she's having been watched this
1071
01:13:28,140 --> 01:13:30,950
is the last place they think of looking
1072
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:39,469
for you
1073
01:13:30,949 --> 01:13:43,078
[Music]
1074
01:13:39,470 --> 01:13:43,079
[Applause]
1075
01:13:46,979 --> 01:13:50,059
[Applause]
1076
01:13:55,880 --> 01:14:03,980
I don't know what's wrong this never
1077
01:14:01,279 --> 01:14:06,380
happened to me before me either
1078
01:14:03,979 --> 01:14:08,750
maybe you just don't like girls what's
1079
01:14:06,380 --> 01:14:14,510
that supposed to mean don't you think I
1080
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:23,810
know what you are ah ah [ __ ] trust
1081
01:14:14,510 --> 01:14:27,409
you for a second get nicely it's true
1082
01:14:23,810 --> 01:14:31,010
what Karen said about you what did she
1083
01:14:27,408 --> 01:14:31,879
say no you two can kiss and make up for
1084
01:14:31,010 --> 01:14:33,530
all I care
1085
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:38,239
never let it be said that I was a
1086
01:14:33,529 --> 01:14:38,960
homewrecker nothing happened dad look
1087
01:14:38,238 --> 01:14:47,599
yeah
1088
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:50,600
Lesley Lesley hi Lesley surprise
1089
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:58,310
surprise surprise have I got a girl for
1090
01:14:50,600 --> 01:15:00,260
you um well didn't Elliot tell you Danny
1091
01:14:58,310 --> 01:15:02,810
it's our annual costume ball and it's
1092
01:15:00,260 --> 01:15:05,360
tonight it's going to be absolutely mad
1093
01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:09,170
I'm going to be heaven here now take
1094
01:15:05,359 --> 01:15:12,519
this dear now it's a 5413 things to do
1095
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:12,520
and you're going to be stunning
1096
01:15:14,698 --> 01:15:30,658
around Sylvania here I come get dressed
1097
01:15:27,429 --> 01:15:37,090
and I'll escort you to the party
1098
01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:39,199
personally that's the way you feel about
1099
01:15:37,090 --> 01:16:06,500
it
1100
01:15:39,199 --> 01:16:08,609
[Music]
1101
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:11,649
[Applause]
1102
01:16:08,609 --> 01:16:13,738
alien hello welcome welcome welcome
1103
01:16:11,649 --> 01:16:18,129
everybody's here
1104
01:16:13,738 --> 01:16:26,979
so let me see your costume let me see
1105
01:16:18,130 --> 01:16:42,730
your costume mold hey everybody this is
1106
01:16:26,979 --> 01:16:43,479
Eliot our next-door neighbor so thrilled
1107
01:16:42,729 --> 01:16:48,569
you could come
1108
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:51,638
well let's have a look fabulous fabulous
1109
01:16:48,569 --> 01:16:55,059
simply fabulous well you said to be
1110
01:16:51,639 --> 01:16:55,810
imaginative I totally did Oh where's
1111
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:58,330
daddy
1112
01:16:55,810 --> 01:16:59,679
oh he's back to the bedroom sulking I
1113
01:16:58,329 --> 01:17:02,139
don't know what's eating him
1114
01:16:59,679 --> 01:17:03,670
well that just go dragging out oh I
1115
01:17:02,139 --> 01:17:06,340
don't know I think we should leave him
1116
01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:08,619
alone for a while you know he's simply
1117
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:09,579
impossible when he gets this way I know
1118
01:17:08,619 --> 01:17:11,529
just what you mean
1119
01:17:09,579 --> 01:17:14,069
Malcolm gets the same way when she's
1120
01:17:11,529 --> 01:17:19,750
upset I'll never drink
1121
01:17:14,069 --> 01:17:22,269
where did you find him
1122
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:25,300
is our next-door neighbor Elliot and
1123
01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:28,300
he's married don't stain the carpet
1124
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:31,260
Pagliacci go take your hard pill
1125
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:31,260
famiglia
1126
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:54,000
[Music]
1127
01:17:48,260 --> 01:17:55,710
Eliot he is a brute isn't he yeah but
1128
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:59,579
he's not gonna get away from me tonight
1129
01:17:55,710 --> 01:18:02,640
I got a big investment in him honey
1130
01:17:59,579 --> 01:18:07,409
you don't stand a chance you are hardly
1131
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:13,200
his type oh and this is pirate broken
1132
01:18:07,409 --> 01:18:21,139
bridge I mean cool it and over here this
1133
01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:25,319
is Cleopatra hi and this is heaven and
1134
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:28,380
this is Judy Streisand yeah she went
1135
01:18:25,319 --> 01:18:45,630
over the rainbow and somebody broke her
1136
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:48,779
no you Gyptian ass oh it's a girl like
1137
01:18:45,630 --> 01:18:51,900
you doing in a place like this Lord only
1138
01:18:48,779 --> 01:18:54,859
knows these parties of metallurgist and
1139
01:18:51,899 --> 01:19:03,899
pass any freshen up your drink
1140
01:18:54,859 --> 01:19:03,899
[Music]
1141
01:19:05,198 --> 01:19:11,859
hi honey remember me from the lush life
1142
01:19:07,770 --> 01:19:13,140
plato sure didn't take you long did it
1143
01:19:11,859 --> 01:19:17,349
honey
1144
01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:26,739
but she didn't have to be true he's some
1145
01:19:17,350 --> 01:19:29,850
[ __ ] a minute of party last night let's
1146
01:19:26,738 --> 01:19:29,849
get away from these coins
1147
01:19:31,289 --> 01:19:34,340
[Music]
1148
01:19:36,949 --> 01:19:51,039
[Music]
1149
01:19:48,079 --> 01:20:26,679
this is a nice place to relax
1150
01:19:51,039 --> 01:20:29,420
[Music]
1151
01:20:26,679 --> 01:20:31,849
got it so stuffy in there
1152
01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:34,219
why Malcolm this I'm throwing those
1153
01:20:31,849 --> 01:20:41,710
parties at his plate my dick no much
1154
01:20:34,219 --> 01:20:41,710
more suitable Oh Dicky sister vine oh
1155
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:52,460
it's an earth meeting well I must say
1156
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:54,800
his costume is rather inappropriate for
1157
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:56,179
the theme oh I don't know I'd love to be
1158
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:59,389
a stewardess and entertain all the
1159
01:20:56,179 --> 01:21:02,480
handsome executive they'd never take you
1160
01:20:59,389 --> 01:21:12,469
honey not with your legs go up yours
1161
01:21:02,479 --> 01:21:19,189
coffee tea or me Danny you're messing up
1162
01:21:12,469 --> 01:21:20,739
my hair huh nothing well would you
1163
01:21:19,189 --> 01:21:24,259
expect aunt Margaret
1164
01:21:20,739 --> 01:21:24,260
[Music]
1165
01:21:26,159 --> 01:21:35,430
what's matter boy don't you like drag
1166
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:40,319
queen it's not that unusual I talked to
1167
01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:43,800
a doctor he said that he I've got to be
1168
01:21:40,319 --> 01:21:46,949
away from each other for a while so you
1169
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:49,199
can think about things no I don't need
1170
01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:50,760
time to think things over I love you and
1171
01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:54,750
I want to marry you don't you understand
1172
01:21:50,760 --> 01:22:00,900
that I asked the airline for a transfer
1173
01:21:54,750 --> 01:22:04,020
I'm leaving for Miami no no you you were
1174
01:22:00,899 --> 01:22:09,269
gonna transfer to San Francisco well
1175
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:10,740
like I said I I talked to the doctor and
1176
01:22:09,270 --> 01:22:14,370
he said that he thought you needed time
1177
01:22:10,739 --> 01:22:18,420
to be alone without the pressures of
1178
01:22:14,369 --> 01:22:21,510
trying to make a difficult decision you
1179
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:25,319
needed time to re-evaluate things what
1180
01:22:21,510 --> 01:22:27,840
you want to do with your life honey I
1181
01:22:25,319 --> 01:22:32,579
know exactly what I want to do with my
1182
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:33,300
life I want to be a lawyer and I want to
1183
01:22:32,579 --> 01:22:36,829
marry you
1184
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:36,829
and I want to have children
1185
01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:40,639
[Music]
1186
01:22:44,949 --> 01:22:49,099
until don't you realize that this whole
1187
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:50,720
thing is is nothing but a hoax that
1188
01:22:49,100 --> 01:22:55,150
Elliot and I dreamed up to avoid the
1189
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:55,150
draft that we are perfectly normal
1190
01:22:55,779 --> 01:23:02,569
honey we're perfectly I'll show you
1191
01:22:59,590 --> 01:23:11,449
Danny Danny please there's nothing to
1192
01:23:02,569 --> 01:23:13,159
prove Elliot tells me you're stalking
1193
01:23:11,449 --> 01:23:19,099
now let's have none of that
1194
01:23:13,159 --> 01:23:22,159
oh hello Craig not now huh please of
1195
01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:26,900
course I understand my buddy seems to
1196
01:23:22,159 --> 01:23:35,899
understand please don't mention look
1197
01:23:26,899 --> 01:23:39,349
honey okay slightly need an hour kit can
1198
01:23:35,899 --> 01:23:45,170
I can I at least some place to write to
1199
01:23:39,350 --> 01:23:55,990
you no I don't think that would be too
1200
01:23:45,170 --> 01:24:00,859
good an idea hello Danny you naughty boy
1201
01:23:55,989 --> 01:24:03,380
look well you're not even dressed and
1202
01:24:00,859 --> 01:24:10,279
after all the trouble I went to to get
1203
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:13,480
you the outfit Oh Danny um come over if
1204
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:13,479
you want to to the party
1205
01:24:19,810 --> 01:24:38,380
excuse me hard out for some air and you
1206
01:24:35,649 --> 01:24:39,639
testing it might give you : yeah I'll
1207
01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:43,350
have that in writing
1208
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:43,350
I love you bigs
1209
01:24:43,720 --> 01:25:14,600
[Music]
1210
01:25:10,430 --> 01:25:16,550
I can't take my eyes off him for one
1211
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:18,530
minute Jenna whoo what's up girl to do
1212
01:25:16,550 --> 01:25:19,760
blogger self in a closet you're supposed
1213
01:25:18,529 --> 01:25:23,300
to be here hours ago
1214
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:25,430
Oh Vince you're hurting me or you know
1215
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:27,650
let him talk to me like that you can do
1216
01:25:25,430 --> 01:25:30,200
better than her Vince I know a real girl
1217
01:25:27,649 --> 01:25:31,519
that you bastard you're a fine one to
1218
01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:33,559
talk you wouldn't even know how to
1219
01:25:31,520 --> 01:25:35,480
satisfy a girl why don't you take your
1220
01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:37,039
dress off and fight like a man if she
1221
01:25:35,479 --> 01:25:38,629
takes her dress off for anybody it's
1222
01:25:37,039 --> 01:25:42,050
going to be me torturing you grabbing
1223
01:25:38,630 --> 01:25:44,119
magic greasy hands off him this thing
1224
01:25:42,050 --> 01:25:44,600
you put out [ __ ] it is none of your
1225
01:25:44,119 --> 01:25:46,460
business
1226
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,870
are you come with me handsome let these
1227
01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:51,069
girls work it out for themselves since
1228
01:25:47,869 --> 01:25:51,069
we told you last night
1229
01:25:52,829 --> 01:26:05,800
[Music]
1230
01:25:55,560 --> 01:26:15,649
[Applause]
1231
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:18,349
now are you ready to go home sighs until
1232
01:26:15,649 --> 01:26:25,899
oh that's quite all right good night
1233
01:26:18,349 --> 01:26:29,779
I did death cheap notoriety well so do i
1234
01:26:25,899 --> 01:26:49,499
but wasn't that Punch divine
1235
01:26:29,779 --> 01:26:49,498
[Music]
1236
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,060
dad I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell
1237
01:26:51,770 --> 01:26:54,920
anybody he was afraid that if they
1238
01:26:53,060 --> 01:26:56,600
started sending investigators around
1239
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:59,659
started questioning people somebody was
1240
01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:02,030
gonna slip up better tell them that we
1241
01:26:59,659 --> 01:27:04,309
were normal I'm sorry you didn't come to
1242
01:27:02,029 --> 01:27:05,750
me sooner dan I'm sure a competent
1243
01:27:04,310 --> 01:27:07,400
psychiatrist might have been able to
1244
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:10,279
help you with your problem dad didn't
1245
01:27:07,399 --> 01:27:11,929
you hear me didn't you listen to what I
1246
01:27:10,279 --> 01:27:13,460
said the whole thing was a hoax from the
1247
01:27:11,930 --> 01:27:16,130
beginning to the end Elliot and I are
1248
01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:17,090
perfectly normal oh come off it Dan what
1249
01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:18,980
do you take me for
1250
01:27:17,090 --> 01:27:20,180
don't you think I know about Elliot why
1251
01:27:18,979 --> 01:27:22,429
else do you think I had him fired from
1252
01:27:20,180 --> 01:27:23,810
the club we can't have perverts like him
1253
01:27:22,430 --> 01:27:26,750
coming into contact with our children
1254
01:27:23,810 --> 01:27:28,430
those army doctors are no fools Dan it's
1255
01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:31,430
their job to spot fellows like you with
1256
01:27:28,430 --> 01:27:34,190
problems I don't know I thought that you
1257
01:27:31,430 --> 01:27:36,619
were glad that I got deferred not that
1258
01:27:34,189 --> 01:27:38,149
way you realize this will be on your
1259
01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:39,319
record for the rest of your life that
1260
01:27:38,149 --> 01:27:41,479
you'll never be able to hold any kind of
1261
01:27:39,319 --> 01:27:43,189
a job requiring a security clearance did
1262
01:27:41,479 --> 01:27:44,629
you ever ask any of your fairy friends
1263
01:27:43,189 --> 01:27:46,729
what it's like to have a stigma like
1264
01:27:44,630 --> 01:27:49,880
that attached to them did you huh
1265
01:27:46,729 --> 01:27:54,589
dad I'm trying to tell you something
1266
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:56,510
don't tell me tell your draft board I'm
1267
01:27:54,590 --> 01:27:58,579
sorry Devlin but there's nothing I can
1268
01:27:56,510 --> 01:28:00,890
do about it it's out of my hands
1269
01:27:58,579 --> 01:28:03,079
don't you see then I'm admitting to you
1270
01:28:00,890 --> 01:28:04,220
that the whole thing was a fake that we
1271
01:28:03,079 --> 01:28:05,659
just thought it up just to make you
1272
01:28:04,220 --> 01:28:08,000
think you don't seem to hear what I'm
1273
01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:09,680
telling you Devlin now regardless is
1274
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,529
your intentions you've been found
1275
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:15,710
unsuitable for military service that
1276
01:28:12,529 --> 01:28:18,130
plain words boy Uncle Sam doesn't want
1277
01:28:15,710 --> 01:28:18,130
you
1278
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,810
[Music]
1279
01:28:38,029 --> 01:28:40,750
do and by
1280
01:28:42,170 --> 01:28:51,449
it figures after the party last night I
1281
01:28:45,948 --> 01:28:53,969
wasn't even there but I was in figures
1282
01:28:51,448 --> 01:28:58,138
you told me to be convincing and I guess
1283
01:28:53,969 --> 01:28:59,849
they just assumed well it's like you
1284
01:28:58,139 --> 01:29:02,750
said it's better than getting your butt
1285
01:28:59,849 --> 01:29:02,750
shot off in Vietnam
1286
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:06,340
just didn't turn out like I planned
1287
01:29:07,119 --> 01:29:15,269
where to now back to you folks it's the
1288
01:29:12,010 --> 01:29:15,270
last place in the world I want to go
1289
01:29:16,069 --> 01:29:20,750
now I'll go up north and try and find
1290
01:29:19,010 --> 01:29:24,840
someplace to live until school starts I
1291
01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:26,199
guess what about you
1292
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:29,360
[Music]
1293
01:29:26,199 --> 01:29:30,829
let me go head down to Florida I hit the
1294
01:29:29,359 --> 01:29:33,349
beach boys do all right with money old
1295
01:29:30,829 --> 01:29:35,809
broads well I see you before you go no
1296
01:29:33,350 --> 01:29:39,039
I'm gonna take off this afternoon well
1297
01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:43,030
hang loose or buddy
1298
01:29:39,039 --> 01:29:43,029
this thing will all blow over
1299
01:29:43,649 --> 01:29:53,399
I doubt it Oh Eddie it's thinking that
1300
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,319
they could fool us you really I don't
1301
01:29:53,399 --> 01:30:00,269
think of Linda George well that's my job
1302
01:29:55,319 --> 01:30:01,948
Joe weed out all the undesirable we
1303
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:03,600
don't want their kind of in the army do
1304
01:30:01,948 --> 01:30:08,629
each other
1305
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:08,990
[Music]
1306
01:30:08,630 --> 01:30:14,060
[Applause]
1307
01:30:08,989 --> 01:30:14,059
[Music]
1308
01:30:21,310 --> 01:30:23,370
you
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