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You got to get the goalie
outta the net.
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Darling, we've run out of distilled
water for the humidifier.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
This is important.
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More important
than my dry skin?
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Yeah.
Now, be quiet.
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What's going on?
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Dad's watching
the game.
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This happens every day...
and twice on Sundays.
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Take the shot!
You got to take the shot!
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Take that shot!
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Just got the alert
on my phone.
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Yes!
Islanders are in overtime.
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This is great.
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Okay,
what weird Gable ritual
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am I witnessing.
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Okay, if you
ever want anything from my dad,
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the best time to ask him
is when a game is in overtime.
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He'll agree to anything
just to get rid of you.
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Oh! My father
was like this, too,
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uh, during, uh, Prime Minister's
Question Time.
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Nobody cares, Chale.
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- I'll go first.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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You went first
last time.
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Carrie Underwood tickets,
remember?
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Oh, uh, can I
put in a request?
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We desperately need insulation
in the garage.
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Okay, well, you're new at this,
so you have to go last.
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Okay, Jack, Sara,
light this candle.
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Ooh! I must admit,
there is an air of excitement
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to this scheme.
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Hey, Dad,
my field trip's tomorrow,
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and... I know you were kind of on
the fence about me zip-lining,
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- so if you could just sign this form?
- Give me whatever you have?
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Come on, come on.
You got to dish that puck.
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Come on.
Dish it, man.
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Hey, um, can I have 20 bucks
for some lip gloss?
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Yeah. Wallet's on the table.
Come on.
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- $40's okay?
- Yep.
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You gotta be kidding.
That's icing.
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That is icing
right there!
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Okay, okay,
I'm going in.
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Hey, Dad, can I borrow
your truck this weekend?
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My friend Jill is moving
into Miller Place.
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- Yes. Take it.
- Yes.
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Okay, he is ripe.
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Mr. Gable, a word,
if I may?
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Um, as you know,
the garage is quite drafty.
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In fact, the other morning
I woke up
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and I couldn't feel
the tips of my ears...
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And there's goal.
Islanders' win, baby.
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Whoo!
What's up?
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Basically, I request
insulation in the garage.
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Mm. Spring's coming.
Suck it up.
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What happened?
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Too many words, dude.
Too many words.
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♪ I am not your ordinary guy ♪
*KEVIN CAN WAIT*
Season 02 Episode 19
Title: "Delivery Guy"
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Alright, Mr. Gable,
cable box is hooked up.
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- You're good to go.
- Oh, thanks, Chale.
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I got to be honest,
neither of us are very good
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at the, uh,
technical stuff.
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Well, it's just one cord.
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You could've followed
the cartoon of the guy
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plugging in... one cord.
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Oh, yeah, that was crazy.
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- Right? We...
- Right? Yeah.
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We just stared
at that thing,
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then we realized it looked like
you, so we... we called you.
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Yeah.
Same little baby mustache.
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Yeah, he does.
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So freakin' crazy.
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It's awe...
Whoa! There we go!
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Great. Okay, well,
my work here is done.
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Call if you need, say, I don't know,
a light switch turned on.
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They can be tricky.
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I'm conflicted.
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I mean,
Chale did us a favor,
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but I still want to punch him
in the liver.
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Yeah.
Welcome to my life, guy.
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Hey. Whoa! What...
What is this?
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Just a little upgrade
to the office.
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Okay,
do you not realize
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that we haven't had
a new account in months?
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Like, we're...
We're struggling.
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But people don't need
to know that, okay?
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They come in here,
now they see this.
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They're like, "Whoa, you guys
got cable?
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Whoa, somebody's
got success."
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It's good.
It's good.
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Isn't that the guy we hate
from Nassau Security?
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- Munson?
- America.
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Land of the free,
home of the brave.
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But is your business safe?
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Hi. I'm Frank Munson,
founder of Nassau Security.
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When it comes to your safety,
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don't monkey around
with the competition.
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"Monkey arou..."
That was a direct shot at us.
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And did you see
the fist?
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That's our f...
He stole our first.
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We... We could sue him.
We could sue him!
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Okay.
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We can't sue.
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We don't own fists.
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But now,
it makes sense
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why we're not getting
any new accounts.
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This guy's advertising,
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and we're sitting around
watching TV.
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Oh, look,
it's a stupid commercial.
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It didn't even land,
so don't worry about it.
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I don't know.
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Those explosions
made me feel unsafe,
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and then Frank's presence
reassured me,
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so... I found it very effective.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Hey.
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Finally, you're here.
I g... I got an emergency.
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- What's wrong?
- Somebody spilled
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hot cocoa on the remote,
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and it's not working.
Nothing's working.
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Nothing.
Nothing is happening.
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Was this somebody you?
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Okay, I-I'm not gonna play
the blame game, okay?
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Do me a favor,
just take it apart,
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and can you
baby-wipe her down?
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Uh, excuse me.
I'm looking for Kevin Gable?
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- Right there.
- Oh. You got him right here.
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Oh. Mr. Gable,
can I, uh,
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talk to you for a minute...
in private?
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Okay, if this about me canceling
my gym membership...
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I did everything I was
supposed to do, alright?
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I-I-I-I-I wrote the letter.
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I talked to two people
in the front office.
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I'm done, okay?
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I went there twice
in three years.
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You zapped me
for 600 bucks.
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Stick a fork in me.
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No. No, no, no.
I-I don't... I don't...
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I don't work at the gym.
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Um, it's... it's about
a personal matter.
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Oh, okay.
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Um, I do work out.
I just... I just do it at home.
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Let's go.
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My name's
Anthony Barnes.
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You kinda brought me
into this world.
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What?
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20 years ago, my mom,
she was at work.
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She went into
emergency labor.
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She said there was
an Officer Gable there.
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W-Was that you?
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I-I-I-I don't know.
I...
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It was at an
All American Burger.
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Probably, yeah.
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So, my mom, she said everyone
else just stood there
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and panicked,
except for you.
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Wait a second. Was...
Was this right after Lent?
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Yes!
I was born in April.
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Okay. I remember.
I...
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I hadn't had a cheeseburger
in 40 days, right, and...
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And I walked in there
ready to crush it,
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and when I got my order,
I hear a lady scream
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and I'm thinking,
"Wow, she... she must have
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just got her order,
'cause she's as happy as I am."
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But she... she didn't
get her order.
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She was having a baby.
Was that... Was that you?
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Yes! Yes!
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And I've been trying to track
you down this whole time.
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- I wanted to meet you.
- Wow!
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Well, this is unbelievable.
Well, tell me about yourself.
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Just... start at day two,
'cause I was there for day one.
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Um, well,
let's see, um...
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you know,
Mom was single,
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so it was a tough time
growing up, not a lot of money.
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Yeah.
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She, uh, considered
putting me up for adoption.
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But after all those encouraging
words you said to her that day,
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she decided to keep me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it changed her life,
and mine.
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And I wanted to just, um,
come in here and...
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look you in the...
Look you in the eye and...
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say "Thank you."
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Wow.
Things got heavy quick.
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Bring in it, little man.
Bring it in.
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Yeah, double.
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Well, um, it was really nice
meeting you, Mr. Gable.
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Um,
I gotta get to work,
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but maybe we can see
each other again soon.
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Yeah.
W-Where do you work?
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Oh, I'm the Assistant Manager
at the Corn Dog House.
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You know what?
I'll visit you next time.
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I'll come see you.
I'll come by.
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Great, great.
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Hey, thanks again
for everything.
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Alright.
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- Bye.
- Take care.
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Tell me
you heard that.
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- Heard what?
- That kid crying in there.
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He was telling me
I'm... I'm... I'm a hero.
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You hear that?
Ugh, I couldn't hear.
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I was baby-wiping the remote,
per your demand.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Hey, did... did you just see
that kid right there?
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No, I-I didn't.
I was on the phone.
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Listen, we lost
the Gillman Hardware account.
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They went with
Nassau Security.
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That kid had a whole story
about me being a hero.
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Okay, are you serious?
I'm telling you
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we're losing business,
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and you're going on
about some kid.
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It wasn't "some" kid,
alright?
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I-It was a
beautiful moment.
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I'm responsible for bringing him
into the world.
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It's a celebration of life.
He's a miracle baby.
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Where did this happen?
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All American Burger.
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You know what?
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We're not backing down
from Nassau Security
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and their
stupid commercial.
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- Yeah.
- We'll just do our own.
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Pic... Picture it...
We all jump out of a plane,
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holding hands, like,
in a circle,
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and then... boom... smoke bombs
explode from our ankles,
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spelling out "Monkey Fist"
in the night sky.
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- Oh, that's badass.
- Right?! Right?!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Kev, that'll make
a great commercial, man.
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Look, you get Morgan Freeman
to do the voice-over...
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- Can you imagine that?
- We're all set.
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- Yeah, baby.
- Yes! Morgan Free-
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Oh, great!
So, this is settled.
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Are you mocking us?
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Yes, I am mocking you.
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First of all,
no one knows how to skydive.
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Second, it's, um,
I don't know,
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stupid
and ridiculously expensive.
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Oh, and you wanna set off
smoke bombs at night...
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Where no one can see it.
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I'm sorry.
I thought you said
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there was no such thing
as a bad idea.
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Yeah, I was wrong.
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You know what?
We're just pitching here.
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- What's the difference, you know?
- I know, but... Come on. Let's be...
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Wow. Sounds like there's a little
trouble in paradise, huh, guys?
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Go ahead, I'm here.
Pick my brain.
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Uh, Kyle, I don't know
if you noticed here,
244
00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:21,527
but we got a little
private meeting going on.
245
00:08:21,594 --> 00:08:22,728
So, if you don't mind...
246
00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:24,048
Oh, I'm sorry, guy.
247
00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:26,197
I didn't get the memo
that you bought the place.
248
00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,875
Now, I'm gonna exercise
my constitutional right
249
00:08:28,961 --> 00:08:30,702
and sit wherever
the heck I want.
250
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If you get outta here,
I'll buy you a beer.
251
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Done.
252
00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:37,187
Mr. Gable?
253
00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:40,048
If you're looking for
media exposure,
254
00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:43,492
there are ways to go
besides paid commercials.
255
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Like what?
256
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,359
A human-interest story.
257
00:08:47,553 --> 00:08:49,375
Anything.
Anything that will go viral.
258
00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:50,749
Oh. You know what?
He's right.
259
00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:53,993
Wha... What about that kid that
came to the office yesterday?
260
00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,294
Oh, the one I gave birth to
at All American Burger.
261
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:59,336
You giving birth
would definitely go viral.
262
00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:02,969
I didn... I-I helped deliver him,
okay, when I was a cop.
263
00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,484
Man, he got so emotional,
though.
264
00:09:04,553 --> 00:09:05,914
- Really?
- That was perfect.
265
00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,797
I like it. "Cop delivers baby
in burger joint...
266
00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:11,461
Years later, reunited."
267
00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:13,572
Alright. Now, I don't
wanna get anybody
268
00:09:13,641 --> 00:09:15,101
too excited about this,
269
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,016
but I do have a friend
who's a producer
270
00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,250
at
"Wake Up, Long Island."
271
00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:21,820
Maybe I can give them a call,
get you guys on the show.
272
00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,522
Television...
That's a lot of eyeballs.
273
00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:24,756
That would...
That would be amazing.
274
00:09:24,823 --> 00:09:27,191
Uh-oh. Munson's here.
He just walked in.
275
00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:28,510
I'm glad, 'cause I want to
rub it in his face.
276
00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:30,795
Okay, don't say anything,
because we don't know
277
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:31,796
if we're gonna get
the TV show.
278
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:32,979
- Just don't mention it.
- Relax, I won't. Fine.
279
00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:34,119
- Okay.
- Hey, there, monkeys.
280
00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,233
We're gonna be on TV.
281
00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,268
Three seconds.
You made it three seconds.
282
00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:39,135
Come on, we both know you don't
have the money for that.
283
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,907
I dropped 10 G's on my spot.
You know why? 'Cause I can.
284
00:09:41,976 --> 00:09:43,908
Yeah? Well, we're gonna
be on real TV...
285
00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,777
The part between
the commercials...
286
00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:47,879
The part people
actually watch...
287
00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:50,214
A little show called
"Wake Up, Long Island."
288
00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:51,500
Whoa,
you guys got "Wake"?
289
00:09:51,569 --> 00:09:52,836
- Mm-hmm.
- How'd you do that?
290
00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:54,119
Well, we actually
don't have the show...
291
00:09:54,186 --> 00:09:55,109
- No.
- Yeah, I'll tell you how.
292
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,945
They heard about a little tale
of a... a cop delivering a baby.
293
00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:00,014
What's up, man?
294
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,884
Lots of cops
delivered babies.
295
00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:04,320
Mm, not like this.
I'm an American hero.
296
00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,727
And pretty soon,
all of Long Island
297
00:10:05,795 --> 00:10:07,001
and parts
of Southern Connecticut
298
00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:08,437
are gonna know
all about it.
299
00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:10,166
Great. I'll make sure
to set my alarm
300
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,164
so I can wake up
and not watch.
301
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:15,859
Sick burn.
Let's get our garlic knots.
302
00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:23,094
Oh! There he is.
303
00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:24,310
Oh, that's him?
304
00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:25,835
Good-looking kid.
305
00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:27,175
What'd you expect?
306
00:10:27,265 --> 00:10:28,313
You think
I deliver bums?
307
00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,305
- Come on.
- Alright, hang on, hang on.
308
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:30,525
Wait one second.
309
00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:33,478
So, I talked to my friend
at the morning show.
310
00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:34,626
They are all in.
311
00:10:34,695 --> 00:10:36,613
We just gotta nail down
this situation.
312
00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:39,383
- I b... Trust me, I got it, okay?
- Okay. Alright.
313
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,884
Hey, there's my boy!
314
00:10:40,953 --> 00:10:41,785
Officer Gable.
315
00:10:41,852 --> 00:10:45,101
Oh, hey, please, call me "Kevin"
or "Daddio," whatever.
316
00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,625
"Giver of life"...
Any of them work.
317
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,594
- I'm good with "Kevin."
- Okay, cool.
318
00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:52,610
Anyway, um, this is Vanessa,
my partner...
319
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:53,595
- Hi.
- And I was telling her,
320
00:10:53,664 --> 00:10:55,884
you know, about how,
back in the day, y-you know,
321
00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:57,291
the whole thing with
where you popped out
322
00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,401
of the old baby-maker
and all the that.
323
00:10:58,468 --> 00:10:59,681
Y-You mean my mom?
324
00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,271
Yeah. Great lady.
Great. She's great.
325
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,807
Anyway, I was wondering
if you wouldn't mind,
326
00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,395
you know,
kind of telling her about it.
327
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,859
- Mind?
- Yeah.
328
00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,681
Did you mind bringing me
into this world?
329
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,117
I did not.
330
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,314
Okay.
331
00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,071
So, it started out
on a rainy day in 1998...
332
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,525
and there's my mom,
middle of giving birth,
333
00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:17,931
Officer Gable by her side.
334
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,251
And any time
she would get nervous,
335
00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:21,157
he would just say
these words to calm her.
336
00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,765
It became like
a family mantra.
337
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,501
Do you remember what you said,
Officer Gable?
338
00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:27,570
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, sure.
339
00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,163
You wanna say it
right now?
340
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,234
Oh, y-yeah.
Yeah. Let's, uh...
341
00:11:32,437 --> 00:11:33,635
Maybe we should say it together,
you know, just for fun, right?
342
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,898
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's do it.
343
00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:37,889
- "Pain ends."
- "Pain ends."
344
00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,477
- "Quitting stays with you forever."
- "Quitting stays with you forever."
345
00:11:40,545 --> 00:11:42,562
- "Never give up."
- "Ne-ver give up."
346
00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:44,500
- "Ever."
- "Ever."
347
00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,275
Yep, that's...
Those are the words.
348
00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:50,431
Mm-hmm. Powerful stuff
very powerful.
349
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,695
And you what?
350
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:55,126
Bottom line...
I wouldn't be here right now
351
00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:56,679
if it wasn't for
this man.
352
00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,812
Wow. Oh, man.
353
00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,814
Ask him.
Ask him, ask him, ask him.
354
00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:06,620
Listen, um, we have this
little morning-show thing
355
00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,329
happening in...
in a couple weeks,
356
00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,558
and we were wondering if you
wanted to come on there maybe,
357
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:11,798
and... and tell your story,
358
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,228
I don't know,
if you wouldn't mind.
359
00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,096
We'd get to share our story
with the public?
360
00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:16,165
Yeah.
361
00:12:16,932 --> 00:12:18,235
That'd be like
a dream come true.
362
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,702
- Yeah. I would love that.
- Really?
363
00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:22,360
You're a real hero.
364
00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:24,985
Um, please accept our
Golden Card of Royalty.
365
00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,626
This gets you one free
corn dog a month.
366
00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:29,914
I am very aware of the perks,
and I accept.
367
00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:31,924
And here's one for
your partner.
368
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,618
- Oh, thank you.
- Okay, you don't need that.
369
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,283
- What are you doing?
- Y-You don't even like
370
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,462
corn dogs,
so it's fine.
371
00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:39,804
Actually, sir, that's one
per customer per visit.
372
00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:41,842
I want you
to have this.
373
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,145
Thank you.
374
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:47,945
Okay, we're back live in one minute.
One minute, everyone.
375
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,933
Oh, this is gonna be so great
for our business.
376
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,775
What the hell
is he doing?
377
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,392
What's that?
378
00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:58,860
I couldn't find a picture
of you,
379
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,797
so I, uh...
I just Googled "baby."
380
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,204
It's fine.
381
00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:04,320
Looks like one of the royal babies.
It might be.
382
00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:05,854
It doesn't matter.
No one's gonna notice.
383
00:13:05,922 --> 00:13:07,172
We're good.
384
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:11,328
Uh, actually,
I think my family would know.
385
00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,889
Oh, believe me, if they're
focused on the picture,
386
00:13:14,062 --> 00:13:16,125
you ain't selling
the story.
387
00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:19,547
Hey. Hi. Thanks again for
being on the show, guys.
388
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,830
Really excited to hear
all about this.
389
00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,040
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
390
00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:24,666
You might wanna
get these ready,
391
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,125
'cause once he starts...
392
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,515
you guys are gonna
be reaching.
393
00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:32,572
Wait, you did remind Kevin
to say "Monkey Fist"
394
00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:34,204
- on the air, right?
- Yes.
395
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,265
Okay. I told him
repetition is key.
396
00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:37,846
Good. For people to
retain your message,
397
00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:40,437
you need to say it
at least eight times.
398
00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,684
Wait. No. You didn't tell him
like that, right?
399
00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:45,812
'Cause now he's gonna say "Monkey
Fist" eight times in a row.
400
00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:48,336
I think
you're underestimating him.
401
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,719
♪♪
402
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,322
Welcome back to
"Wake Up, Long Island."
403
00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:57,411
Today is our special
"Hero Cop Day."
404
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,799
That's right,
and we're gonna kick it off
405
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:02,103
with Officer Kevin Gable,
who 20 years ago
406
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:05,073
delivered a baby
at All American Burger,
407
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,742
forever changing
both of their lives.
408
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:09,948
I'm, uh... I'm just gonna have to
stop you there, Tom, for a second.
409
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,651
Uh,
technically I'm retired,
410
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:14,642
so, uh... I'm currently working
at Monkey Fist Security.
411
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,587
That's
Monkey Fist Security.
412
00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:18,556
Monkey Fist.
413
00:14:19,538 --> 00:14:22,048
Every time I put
my faith in him, he...
414
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,445
It's just best to look at him
like a 5-year-old.
415
00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,948
- I should do that.
- Yeah.
416
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,697
You know, I was so happy
when, uh, Anthony
417
00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:30,807
finally got in touch
with me.
418
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,158
You know, uh, in many ways
it's like, uh...
419
00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,924
Gosh, he's like the son
I never had, you know?
420
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:36,392
- Aww!
- Aww!
421
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,643
- Now, I understand you guys have
an incredible story... - Mm-hmm.
422
00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:43,779
So why don't you go ahead
and tell our viewers
423
00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,243
how it all went down?
424
00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:47,437
Oh, here we go.
425
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:51,786
Well, um, you know, my mom,
she was super pregnant,
426
00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:53,304
and then
went into labor,
427
00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,843
and he came over,
and...
428
00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,757
here I am.
429
00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:10,366
Is it me, or did that story
lay an egg?
430
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,860
Well, that's a pretty
interesting story.
431
00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:15,944
Is there more to it?
432
00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:19,814
Abs... Absolu... You know,
he's just being humble.
433
00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:21,828
Stop being humble. Tell 'em...
Tell them the whole story.
434
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,976
How about when your mother
went into emergency labor
435
00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:25,078
and how everybody
was so scared.
436
00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:27,152
Everybody was so...
So scared.
437
00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,840
Oh, yeah, yeah. Everyone...
They... They were...
438
00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:31,143
They were scared.
439
00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,687
This is getting intense,
huh?
440
00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:42,082
Anthony, maybe tell us how
all of this changed your life.
441
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,273
Well, I'm alive,
so that's good.
442
00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:47,781
I guess that's how
it changed my life.
443
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:57,163
Monkey Fist,
Sunrise Highway.
444
00:15:57,659 --> 00:15:59,257
Well, thanks for
the great story.
445
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,528
When we come back, we're gonna
be talking to...
446
00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:02,742
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
W-W-We can't cut away.
447
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,547
He hasn't told you everything.
What about the, uh...
448
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,126
How your mom was gonna
put you up for adoption?
449
00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:07,352
Oh. She was gonna... She was
gonna... She was gonna...
450
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,578
Remember that?
The story about that?
451
00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:10,339
The adoption part?
Monkey Fist.
452
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,101
Really? Your mom was going to
put you up for adoption?
453
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,703
T-Tell them about that.
It's pretty good.
454
00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:19,206
Oh, yeah.
She was gonna, but she didn't.
455
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,276
She didn't.
456
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,452
Fantastic.
457
00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,116
We'll be right back
after these messages.
458
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,679
Guys, uh, can we get, uh,
one more segment, please?
459
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,882
'Cause I promise you,
he's just a little nervous.
460
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,317
I think...
I'm sorry.
461
00:16:33,552 --> 00:16:35,086
We have to clear the couch
for the next guest.
462
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,154
Next guest?
463
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:38,860
No.
464
00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,562
Yes.
465
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,085
No!
466
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,171
Yes!
467
00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:54,895
What're you doing here?
468
00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:57,163
It's "Hero Cop Day," and I got
a great story to tell.
469
00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,757
By the way, thanks for giving me
the heads-up on all this.
470
00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,720
Really?
A kid in a wheelchair?
471
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,390
Yeah.
I gave her my kidney.
472
00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,362
I hope that
was okay.
473
00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:12,140
Sweetie,
it really wasn't.
474
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,159
Then they told me that
I really needed a kidney
475
00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:18,734
and we were all
so worried.
476
00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:21,765
And then, two weeks ago,
Mr. Munson gave me his.
477
00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:23,140
That's amazing, Frank.
478
00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:27,163
I believe that only through
giving can one truly receive.
479
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,412
And to help with Tracy's
medical expenses,
480
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,369
we're giving
"Team Tracy" t-shirts
481
00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:36,515
to anyone who donates
to Tracy's family.
482
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:40,148
And on the back?
Nassau Security.
483
00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:42,421
That's Nassau Security.
484
00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:45,715
Wow! That's a great name for
a company... Nassau Security.
485
00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:46,866
- Yeah!
- Right?
486
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,101
Nassau Security just
rolls off the tongue.
487
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,173
It's almost fun to say.
Nassau Security.
488
00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:54,734
Nassau Security.
489
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,820
- Nassau Security!
- Nassau Security!
490
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,554
Nassau Security saved my life.
491
00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:06,062
That was eight.
That's impressive.
492
00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:09,167
Oh, man,
we're screwed.
493
00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:12,866
It is fun to say.
Nassau Security.
494
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,950
Kyle,
what are you doing?
495
00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:18,234
Buying a T-shirt...
Team Tracy.
496
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,898
Well, I must say, Frank,
what you've done is incredible.
497
00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:23,999
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
498
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,037
What she's been through
is incredible.
499
00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,624
- Oh.
- Give me a hug, Tracy.
500
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:32,713
Hey, did you see that?
What?
501
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,848
He just bent over
to hug her.
502
00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,094
I thought he had
a kidney removed.
503
00:18:35,162 --> 00:18:36,937
Whatever you're thinking,
don't.
504
00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:38,607
Kevin! Kevin!
Don't.
505
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,454
Please. Hey, hey,
this guy's a...
506
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:41,658
You're a fraud.
You're a fraud, man.
507
00:18:41,726 --> 00:18:43,601
We're in the middle
of a live broadcast.
508
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:44,691
What's wrong
with you, Gable?
509
00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,127
Okay, she might've gotten
a new kidney,
510
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,266
but I guarantee
it wasn't yours.
511
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,400
Hey, you know what? If it is, let me
see the scar. Let's see the scar.
512
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:50,664
I don't have to
show you anything.
513
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:51,699
- Exactly.
- You know what?
514
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:52,833
Now's a good time to take
a commercial break.
515
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:53,768
No, don't you do that, Kelly.
Come here. Let me see it.
516
00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,170
Show the scar. Come on.
Get off me!
517
00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:57,805
I just had surgery,
you animal!
518
00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:58,739
Oh, oh.
519
00:18:58,806 --> 00:18:59,873
Ohh.
520
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,465
Oh, please,
like I'm gonna fall for
521
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:02,857
the ketchup on
the bandage thing?
522
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,245
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
523
00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:05,679
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
524
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:06,581
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no.
525
00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:07,715
Ha ha ha!
526
00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:08,783
- No!
- No!
527
00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:11,786
- Nope. Okay.
- No, no, no.
528
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,598
Okay, that's real.
529
00:19:14,598 --> 00:19:16,691
Monkey Fist, Monkey Fist,
Monkey Fist.
530
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:17,981
That's 10.
531
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,440
Boom!
532
00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:27,423
I wonder what
he dreams about.
533
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,315
Now!
534
00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:43,145
♪♪
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