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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,628 --> 00:00:02,526 You got to get the goalie outta the net. 2 00:00:03,651 --> 00:00:06,595 Darling, we've run out of distilled water for the humidifier. 3 00:00:06,664 --> 00:00:08,635 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! This is important. 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,268 More important than my dry skin? 5 00:00:12,825 --> 00:00:14,307 Yeah. Now, be quiet. 6 00:00:14,376 --> 00:00:15,477 What's going on? 7 00:00:15,568 --> 00:00:16,713 Dad's watching the game. 8 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:19,955 This happens every day... and twice on Sundays. 9 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:22,266 Take the shot! You got to take the shot! 10 00:00:22,334 --> 00:00:23,393 Take that shot! 11 00:00:23,462 --> 00:00:24,697 Just got the alert on my phone. 12 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,700 Yes! Islanders are in overtime. 13 00:00:26,769 --> 00:00:27,770 This is great. 14 00:00:27,839 --> 00:00:30,081 Okay, what weird Gable ritual 15 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:31,463 am I witnessing. 16 00:00:31,885 --> 00:00:33,854 Okay, if you ever want anything from my dad, 17 00:00:33,921 --> 00:00:36,676 the best time to ask him is when a game is in overtime. 18 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,794 He'll agree to anything just to get rid of you. 19 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,778 Oh! My father was like this, too, 20 00:00:40,847 --> 00:00:43,762 uh, during, uh, Prime Minister's Question Time. 21 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:46,325 Nobody cares, Chale. 22 00:00:46,773 --> 00:00:48,254 - I'll go first. - No, no, no, no, no. 23 00:00:48,323 --> 00:00:49,278 You went first last time. 24 00:00:49,347 --> 00:00:50,458 Carrie Underwood tickets, remember? 25 00:00:50,526 --> 00:00:52,170 Oh, uh, can I put in a request? 26 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:54,140 We desperately need insulation in the garage. 27 00:00:54,207 --> 00:00:56,257 Okay, well, you're new at this, so you have to go last. 28 00:00:56,325 --> 00:00:57,945 Okay, Jack, Sara, light this candle. 29 00:00:58,012 --> 00:01:00,403 Ooh! I must admit, there is an air of excitement 30 00:01:00,472 --> 00:01:01,793 to this scheme. 31 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,662 Hey, Dad, my field trip's tomorrow, 32 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:07,171 and... I know you were kind of on the fence about me zip-lining, 33 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:08,952 - so if you could just sign this form? - Give me whatever you have? 34 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,793 Come on, come on. You got to dish that puck. 35 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:12,377 Come on. Dish it, man. 36 00:01:12,446 --> 00:01:14,111 Hey, um, can I have 20 bucks for some lip gloss? 37 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:15,621 Yeah. Wallet's on the table. Come on. 38 00:01:15,690 --> 00:01:17,278 - $40's okay? - Yep. 39 00:01:17,414 --> 00:01:18,701 You gotta be kidding. That's icing. 40 00:01:18,769 --> 00:01:19,879 That is icing right there! 41 00:01:19,948 --> 00:01:21,114 Okay, okay, I'm going in. 42 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,864 Hey, Dad, can I borrow your truck this weekend? 43 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,287 My friend Jill is moving into Miller Place. 44 00:01:25,355 --> 00:01:27,290 - Yes. Take it. - Yes. 45 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,950 Okay, he is ripe. 46 00:01:30,101 --> 00:01:32,003 Mr. Gable, a word, if I may? 47 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,936 Um, as you know, the garage is quite drafty. 48 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,457 In fact, the other morning I woke up 49 00:01:36,526 --> 00:01:38,117 and I couldn't feel the tips of my ears... 50 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,832 And there's goal. Islanders' win, baby. 51 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:41,223 Whoo! What's up? 52 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:43,129 Basically, I request insulation in the garage. 53 00:01:43,198 --> 00:01:45,317 Mm. Spring's coming. Suck it up. 54 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,228 What happened? 55 00:01:48,295 --> 00:01:50,823 Too many words, dude. Too many words. 56 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:55,456 ♪ I am not your ordinary guy ♪ *KEVIN CAN WAIT* Season 02 Episode 19 Title: "Delivery Guy" 57 00:01:56,397 --> 00:01:59,466 Alright, Mr. Gable, cable box is hooked up. 58 00:01:59,659 --> 00:02:01,886 - You're good to go. - Oh, thanks, Chale. 59 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,033 I got to be honest, neither of us are very good 60 00:02:04,102 --> 00:02:05,222 at the, uh, technical stuff. 61 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,041 Well, it's just one cord. 62 00:02:07,339 --> 00:02:10,003 You could've followed the cartoon of the guy 63 00:02:10,072 --> 00:02:12,792 plugging in... one cord. 64 00:02:13,186 --> 00:02:14,847 Oh, yeah, that was crazy. 65 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:15,951 - Right? We... - Right? Yeah. 66 00:02:16,019 --> 00:02:17,159 We just stared at that thing, 67 00:02:17,228 --> 00:02:18,999 then we realized it looked like you, so we... we called you. 68 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,690 Yeah. Same little baby mustache. 69 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:21,793 Yeah, he does. 70 00:02:24,408 --> 00:02:25,876 So freakin' crazy. 71 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,978 It's awe... Whoa! There we go! 72 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:29,972 Great. Okay, well, my work here is done. 73 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:33,110 Call if you need, say, I don't know, a light switch turned on. 74 00:02:33,179 --> 00:02:34,603 They can be tricky. 75 00:02:37,322 --> 00:02:38,462 I'm conflicted. 76 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:40,242 I mean, Chale did us a favor, 77 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,378 but I still want to punch him in the liver. 78 00:02:42,447 --> 00:02:44,184 Yeah. Welcome to my life, guy. 79 00:02:45,859 --> 00:02:48,787 Hey. Whoa! What... What is this? 80 00:02:48,856 --> 00:02:50,822 Just a little upgrade to the office. 81 00:02:50,891 --> 00:02:52,354 Okay, do you not realize 82 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,963 that we haven't had a new account in months? 83 00:02:54,031 --> 00:02:55,051 Like, we're... We're struggling. 84 00:02:55,119 --> 00:02:56,573 But people don't need to know that, okay? 85 00:02:56,641 --> 00:02:57,888 They come in here, now they see this. 86 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,331 They're like, "Whoa, you guys got cable? 87 00:02:59,399 --> 00:03:01,814 Whoa, somebody's got success." 88 00:03:01,969 --> 00:03:03,080 It's good. It's good. 89 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,184 Isn't that the guy we hate from Nassau Security? 90 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:06,798 - Munson? - America. 91 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,017 Land of the free, home of the brave. 92 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:10,791 But is your business safe? 93 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,673 Hi. I'm Frank Munson, founder of Nassau Security. 94 00:03:13,865 --> 00:03:15,478 When it comes to your safety, 95 00:03:15,547 --> 00:03:17,416 don't monkey around with the competition. 96 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,431 "Monkey arou..." That was a direct shot at us. 97 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,554 And did you see the fist? 98 00:03:22,623 --> 00:03:24,064 That's our f... He stole our first. 99 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:25,635 We... We could sue him. We could sue him! 100 00:03:25,703 --> 00:03:26,892 Okay. 101 00:03:27,445 --> 00:03:28,579 We can't sue. 102 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:31,181 We don't own fists. 103 00:03:31,642 --> 00:03:32,907 But now, it makes sense 104 00:03:32,976 --> 00:03:34,433 why we're not getting any new accounts. 105 00:03:34,501 --> 00:03:35,751 This guy's advertising, 106 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:37,198 and we're sitting around watching TV. 107 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:38,673 Oh, look, it's a stupid commercial. 108 00:03:38,742 --> 00:03:40,151 It didn't even land, so don't worry about it. 109 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,259 I don't know. 110 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,353 Those explosions made me feel unsafe, 111 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:45,098 and then Frank's presence reassured me, 112 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,837 so... I found it very effective. 113 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:52,501 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. 114 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:54,619 Finally, you're here. I g... I got an emergency. 115 00:03:54,688 --> 00:03:56,120 - What's wrong? - Somebody spilled 116 00:03:56,189 --> 00:03:57,297 hot cocoa on the remote, 117 00:03:57,366 --> 00:03:58,752 and it's not working. Nothing's working. 118 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,533 Nothing. Nothing is happening. 119 00:04:00,715 --> 00:04:02,900 Was this somebody you? 120 00:04:02,969 --> 00:04:05,124 Okay, I-I'm not gonna play the blame game, okay? 121 00:04:05,193 --> 00:04:06,306 Do me a favor, just take it apart, 122 00:04:06,374 --> 00:04:08,195 and can you baby-wipe her down? 123 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:15,437 Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for Kevin Gable? 124 00:04:15,529 --> 00:04:16,798 - Right there. - Oh. You got him right here. 125 00:04:16,866 --> 00:04:18,734 Oh. Mr. Gable, can I, uh, 126 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:20,945 talk to you for a minute... in private? 127 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,609 Okay, if this about me canceling my gym membership... 128 00:04:23,678 --> 00:04:25,947 I did everything I was supposed to do, alright? 129 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,351 I-I-I-I-I wrote the letter. 130 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:29,143 I talked to two people in the front office. 131 00:04:29,212 --> 00:04:30,213 I'm done, okay? 132 00:04:30,282 --> 00:04:31,850 I went there twice in three years. 133 00:04:32,027 --> 00:04:33,695 You zapped me for 600 bucks. 134 00:04:33,764 --> 00:04:34,998 Stick a fork in me. 135 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,648 No. No, no, no. I-I don't... I don't... 136 00:04:36,717 --> 00:04:37,889 I don't work at the gym. 137 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:40,561 Um, it's... it's about a personal matter. 138 00:04:40,941 --> 00:04:42,508 Oh, okay. 139 00:04:42,577 --> 00:04:45,128 Um, I do work out. I just... I just do it at home. 140 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,547 Let's go. 141 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:51,749 My name's Anthony Barnes. 142 00:04:51,963 --> 00:04:53,585 You kinda brought me into this world. 143 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:54,795 What? 144 00:04:54,864 --> 00:04:56,599 20 years ago, my mom, she was at work. 145 00:04:56,668 --> 00:04:57,897 She went into emergency labor. 146 00:04:57,966 --> 00:04:59,368 She said there was an Officer Gable there. 147 00:04:59,436 --> 00:05:00,960 W-Was that you? 148 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,014 I-I-I-I don't know. I... 149 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:04,624 It was at an All American Burger. 150 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,335 Probably, yeah. 151 00:05:06,443 --> 00:05:08,626 So, my mom, she said everyone else just stood there 152 00:05:08,695 --> 00:05:10,147 and panicked, except for you. 153 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:12,952 Wait a second. Was... Was this right after Lent? 154 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,155 Yes! I was born in April. 155 00:05:14,224 --> 00:05:16,124 Okay. I remember. I... 156 00:05:16,703 --> 00:05:19,605 I hadn't had a cheeseburger in 40 days, right, and... 157 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:21,685 And I walked in there ready to crush it, 158 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:24,044 and when I got my order, I hear a lady scream 159 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:25,879 and I'm thinking, "Wow, she... she must have 160 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:29,015 just got her order, 'cause she's as happy as I am." 161 00:05:29,082 --> 00:05:30,228 But she... she didn't get her order. 162 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,040 She was having a baby. Was that... Was that you? 163 00:05:32,108 --> 00:05:33,242 Yes! Yes! 164 00:05:33,311 --> 00:05:34,985 And I've been trying to track you down this whole time. 165 00:05:35,053 --> 00:05:36,641 - I wanted to meet you. - Wow! 166 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:38,969 Well, this is unbelievable. Well, tell me about yourself. 167 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,898 Just... start at day two, 'cause I was there for day one. 168 00:05:42,562 --> 00:05:44,531 Um, well, let's see, um... 169 00:05:44,796 --> 00:05:46,431 you know, Mom was single, 170 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,196 so it was a tough time growing up, not a lot of money. 171 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,132 Yeah. 172 00:05:49,201 --> 00:05:52,102 She, uh, considered putting me up for adoption. 173 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:54,782 But after all those encouraging words you said to her that day, 174 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:56,023 she decided to keep me. 175 00:05:56,092 --> 00:05:57,547 - Really? - Yeah. 176 00:05:57,622 --> 00:05:59,617 Yeah, it changed her life, and mine. 177 00:06:00,186 --> 00:06:03,664 And I wanted to just, um, come in here and... 178 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:06,266 look you in the... Look you in the eye and... 179 00:06:07,144 --> 00:06:08,742 say "Thank you." 180 00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:11,898 Wow. Things got heavy quick. 181 00:06:13,656 --> 00:06:15,953 Bring in it, little man. Bring it in. 182 00:06:17,314 --> 00:06:19,086 Yeah, double. 183 00:06:19,705 --> 00:06:22,086 Well, um, it was really nice meeting you, Mr. Gable. 184 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:23,656 Um, I gotta get to work, 185 00:06:23,725 --> 00:06:24,927 but maybe we can see each other again soon. 186 00:06:24,995 --> 00:06:26,207 Yeah. W-Where do you work? 187 00:06:26,276 --> 00:06:28,314 Oh, I'm the Assistant Manager at the Corn Dog House. 188 00:06:28,382 --> 00:06:29,817 You know what? I'll visit you next time. 189 00:06:29,885 --> 00:06:31,024 I'll come see you. I'll come by. 190 00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:31,970 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Great, great. 191 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:33,656 Hey, thanks again for everything. 192 00:06:33,725 --> 00:06:34,792 Alright. 193 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:36,875 - Bye. - Take care. 194 00:06:37,006 --> 00:06:38,241 Tell me you heard that. 195 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,312 - Heard what? - That kid crying in there. 196 00:06:40,381 --> 00:06:42,009 He was telling me I'm... I'm... I'm a hero. 197 00:06:42,077 --> 00:06:43,746 You hear that? Ugh, I couldn't hear. 198 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:46,414 I was baby-wiping the remote, per your demand. 199 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,640 - Hey. - Hi. 200 00:06:48,714 --> 00:06:50,540 Hey, did... did you just see that kid right there? 201 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:52,310 No, I-I didn't. I was on the phone. 202 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,547 Listen, we lost the Gillman Hardware account. 203 00:06:54,616 --> 00:06:55,930 They went with Nassau Security. 204 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,258 That kid had a whole story about me being a hero. 205 00:06:58,327 --> 00:06:59,561 Okay, are you serious? I'm telling you 206 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:00,648 we're losing business, 207 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:02,187 and you're going on about some kid. 208 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,094 It wasn't "some" kid, alright? 209 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:05,586 I-It was a beautiful moment. 210 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:08,539 I'm responsible for bringing him into the world. 211 00:07:08,608 --> 00:07:11,156 It's a celebration of life. He's a miracle baby. 212 00:07:11,225 --> 00:07:12,523 Where did this happen? 213 00:07:12,592 --> 00:07:14,453 All American Burger. 214 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:17,469 You know what? 215 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,498 We're not backing down from Nassau Security 216 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:20,711 and their stupid commercial. 217 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,484 - Yeah. - We'll just do our own. 218 00:07:22,553 --> 00:07:24,568 Pic... Picture it... We all jump out of a plane, 219 00:07:24,637 --> 00:07:26,071 holding hands, like, in a circle, 220 00:07:26,161 --> 00:07:29,498 and then... boom... smoke bombs explode from our ankles, 221 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:31,802 spelling out "Monkey Fist" in the night sky. 222 00:07:31,906 --> 00:07:33,970 - Oh, that's badass. - Right?! Right?! 223 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:35,079 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 224 00:07:35,146 --> 00:07:36,648 Kev, that'll make a great commercial, man. 225 00:07:36,715 --> 00:07:39,083 Look, you get Morgan Freeman to do the voice-over... 226 00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:40,516 - Can you imagine that? - We're all set. 227 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:42,752 - Yeah, baby. - Yes! Morgan Free- 228 00:07:42,821 --> 00:07:45,056 Oh, great! So, this is settled. 229 00:07:46,825 --> 00:07:48,179 Are you mocking us? 230 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:49,679 Yes, I am mocking you. 231 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:51,898 First of all, no one knows how to skydive. 232 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:54,000 Second, it's, um, I don't know, 233 00:07:54,132 --> 00:07:57,157 stupid and ridiculously expensive. 234 00:07:57,226 --> 00:08:01,164 Oh, and you wanna set off smoke bombs at night... 235 00:08:01,576 --> 00:08:03,804 Where no one can see it. 236 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,173 I'm sorry. I thought you said 237 00:08:06,242 --> 00:08:08,087 there was no such thing as a bad idea. 238 00:08:08,156 --> 00:08:09,640 Yeah, I was wrong. 239 00:08:09,846 --> 00:08:11,742 You know what? We're just pitching here. 240 00:08:11,811 --> 00:08:13,221 - What's the difference, you know? - I know, but... Come on. Let's be... 241 00:08:13,289 --> 00:08:16,156 Wow. Sounds like there's a little trouble in paradise, huh, guys? 242 00:08:16,531 --> 00:08:18,351 Go ahead, I'm here. Pick my brain. 243 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:19,963 Uh, Kyle, I don't know if you noticed here, 244 00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:21,527 but we got a little private meeting going on. 245 00:08:21,594 --> 00:08:22,728 So, if you don't mind... 246 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:24,048 Oh, I'm sorry, guy. 247 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:26,197 I didn't get the memo that you bought the place. 248 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,875 Now, I'm gonna exercise my constitutional right 249 00:08:28,961 --> 00:08:30,702 and sit wherever the heck I want. 250 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:32,504 If you get outta here, I'll buy you a beer. 251 00:08:32,571 --> 00:08:33,843 Done. 252 00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:37,187 Mr. Gable? 253 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:40,048 If you're looking for media exposure, 254 00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:43,492 there are ways to go besides paid commercials. 255 00:08:43,877 --> 00:08:45,054 Like what? 256 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,359 A human-interest story. 257 00:08:47,553 --> 00:08:49,375 Anything. Anything that will go viral. 258 00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:50,749 Oh. You know what? He's right. 259 00:08:50,818 --> 00:08:53,993 Wha... What about that kid that came to the office yesterday? 260 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,294 Oh, the one I gave birth to at All American Burger. 261 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:59,336 You giving birth would definitely go viral. 262 00:09:00,054 --> 00:09:02,969 I didn... I-I helped deliver him, okay, when I was a cop. 263 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:04,484 Man, he got so emotional, though. 264 00:09:04,553 --> 00:09:05,914 - Really? - That was perfect. 265 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,797 I like it. "Cop delivers baby in burger joint... 266 00:09:08,866 --> 00:09:11,461 Years later, reunited." 267 00:09:11,604 --> 00:09:13,572 Alright. Now, I don't wanna get anybody 268 00:09:13,641 --> 00:09:15,101 too excited about this, 269 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,016 but I do have a friend who's a producer 270 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,250 at "Wake Up, Long Island." 271 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:21,820 Maybe I can give them a call, get you guys on the show. 272 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,522 Television... That's a lot of eyeballs. 273 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:24,756 That would... That would be amazing. 274 00:09:24,823 --> 00:09:27,191 Uh-oh. Munson's here. He just walked in. 275 00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:28,510 I'm glad, 'cause I want to rub it in his face. 276 00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:30,795 Okay, don't say anything, because we don't know 277 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:31,796 if we're gonna get the TV show. 278 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:32,979 - Just don't mention it. - Relax, I won't. Fine. 279 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:34,119 - Okay. - Hey, there, monkeys. 280 00:09:34,187 --> 00:09:35,233 We're gonna be on TV. 281 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,268 Three seconds. You made it three seconds. 282 00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:39,135 Come on, we both know you don't have the money for that. 283 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,907 I dropped 10 G's on my spot. You know why? 'Cause I can. 284 00:09:41,976 --> 00:09:43,908 Yeah? Well, we're gonna be on real TV... 285 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,777 The part between the commercials... 286 00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:47,879 The part people actually watch... 287 00:09:47,946 --> 00:09:50,214 A little show called "Wake Up, Long Island." 288 00:09:50,281 --> 00:09:51,500 Whoa, you guys got "Wake"? 289 00:09:51,569 --> 00:09:52,836 - Mm-hmm. - How'd you do that? 290 00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:54,119 Well, we actually don't have the show... 291 00:09:54,186 --> 00:09:55,109 - No. - Yeah, I'll tell you how. 292 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,945 They heard about a little tale of a... a cop delivering a baby. 293 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:00,014 What's up, man? 294 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,884 Lots of cops delivered babies. 295 00:10:01,953 --> 00:10:04,320 Mm, not like this. I'm an American hero. 296 00:10:04,389 --> 00:10:05,727 And pretty soon, all of Long Island 297 00:10:05,795 --> 00:10:07,001 and parts of Southern Connecticut 298 00:10:07,069 --> 00:10:08,437 are gonna know all about it. 299 00:10:08,506 --> 00:10:10,166 Great. I'll make sure to set my alarm 300 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,164 so I can wake up and not watch. 301 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:15,859 Sick burn. Let's get our garlic knots. 302 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:23,094 Oh! There he is. 303 00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:24,310 Oh, that's him? 304 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:25,835 Good-looking kid. 305 00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:27,175 What'd you expect? 306 00:10:27,265 --> 00:10:28,313 You think I deliver bums? 307 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,305 - Come on. - Alright, hang on, hang on. 308 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:30,525 Wait one second. 309 00:10:30,594 --> 00:10:33,478 So, I talked to my friend at the morning show. 310 00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:34,626 They are all in. 311 00:10:34,695 --> 00:10:36,613 We just gotta nail down this situation. 312 00:10:36,687 --> 00:10:39,383 - I b... Trust me, I got it, okay? - Okay. Alright. 313 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,884 Hey, there's my boy! 314 00:10:40,953 --> 00:10:41,785 Officer Gable. 315 00:10:41,852 --> 00:10:45,101 Oh, hey, please, call me "Kevin" or "Daddio," whatever. 316 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,625 "Giver of life"... Any of them work. 317 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,594 - I'm good with "Kevin." - Okay, cool. 318 00:10:50,661 --> 00:10:52,610 Anyway, um, this is Vanessa, my partner... 319 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:53,595 - Hi. - And I was telling her, 320 00:10:53,664 --> 00:10:55,884 you know, about how, back in the day, y-you know, 321 00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:57,291 the whole thing with where you popped out 322 00:10:57,359 --> 00:10:58,401 of the old baby-maker and all the that. 323 00:10:58,468 --> 00:10:59,681 Y-You mean my mom? 324 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:02,271 Yeah. Great lady. Great. She's great. 325 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,807 Anyway, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind, 326 00:11:03,874 --> 00:11:05,395 you know, kind of telling her about it. 327 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,859 - Mind? - Yeah. 328 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,681 Did you mind bringing me into this world? 329 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,117 I did not. 330 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,314 Okay. 331 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,071 So, it started out on a rainy day in 1998... 332 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,525 and there's my mom, middle of giving birth, 333 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:17,931 Officer Gable by her side. 334 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,251 And any time she would get nervous, 335 00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:21,157 he would just say these words to calm her. 336 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,765 It became like a family mantra. 337 00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:25,501 Do you remember what you said, Officer Gable? 338 00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:27,570 Yeah, I do. Yeah, sure. 339 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,163 You wanna say it right now? 340 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,234 Oh, y-yeah. Yeah. Let's, uh... 341 00:11:32,437 --> 00:11:33,635 Maybe we should say it together, you know, just for fun, right? 342 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,898 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it. 343 00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:37,889 - "Pain ends." - "Pain ends." 344 00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,477 - "Quitting stays with you forever." - "Quitting stays with you forever." 345 00:11:40,545 --> 00:11:42,562 - "Never give up." - "Ne-ver give up." 346 00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:44,500 - "Ever." - "Ever." 347 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,275 Yep, that's... Those are the words. 348 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:50,431 Mm-hmm. Powerful stuff very powerful. 349 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,695 And you what? 350 00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:55,126 Bottom line... I wouldn't be here right now 351 00:11:55,195 --> 00:11:56,679 if it wasn't for this man. 352 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,812 Wow. Oh, man. 353 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,814 Ask him. Ask him, ask him, ask him. 354 00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:06,620 Listen, um, we have this little morning-show thing 355 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,329 happening in... in a couple weeks, 356 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,558 and we were wondering if you wanted to come on there maybe, 357 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:11,798 and... and tell your story, 358 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,228 I don't know, if you wouldn't mind. 359 00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,096 We'd get to share our story with the public? 360 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:16,165 Yeah. 361 00:12:16,932 --> 00:12:18,235 That'd be like a dream come true. 362 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,702 - Yeah. I would love that. - Really? 363 00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:22,360 You're a real hero. 364 00:12:22,429 --> 00:12:24,985 Um, please accept our Golden Card of Royalty. 365 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,626 This gets you one free corn dog a month. 366 00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:29,914 I am very aware of the perks, and I accept. 367 00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:31,924 And here's one for your partner. 368 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,618 - Oh, thank you. - Okay, you don't need that. 369 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,283 - What are you doing? - Y-You don't even like 370 00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,462 corn dogs, so it's fine. 371 00:12:36,531 --> 00:12:39,804 Actually, sir, that's one per customer per visit. 372 00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:41,842 I want you to have this. 373 00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,145 Thank you. 374 00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:47,945 Okay, we're back live in one minute. One minute, everyone. 375 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,933 Oh, this is gonna be so great for our business. 376 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,775 What the hell is he doing? 377 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,392 What's that? 378 00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:58,860 I couldn't find a picture of you, 379 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,797 so I, uh... I just Googled "baby." 380 00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,204 It's fine. 381 00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:04,320 Looks like one of the royal babies. It might be. 382 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:05,854 It doesn't matter. No one's gonna notice. 383 00:13:05,922 --> 00:13:07,172 We're good. 384 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:11,328 Uh, actually, I think my family would know. 385 00:13:11,461 --> 00:13:13,889 Oh, believe me, if they're focused on the picture, 386 00:13:14,062 --> 00:13:16,125 you ain't selling the story. 387 00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:19,547 Hey. Hi. Thanks again for being on the show, guys. 388 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,830 Really excited to hear all about this. 389 00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,040 Yeah. Well, you know what? 390 00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:24,666 You might wanna get these ready, 391 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,125 'cause once he starts... 392 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,515 you guys are gonna be reaching. 393 00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:32,572 Wait, you did remind Kevin to say "Monkey Fist" 394 00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:34,204 - on the air, right? - Yes. 395 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:36,265 Okay. I told him repetition is key. 396 00:13:36,377 --> 00:13:37,846 Good. For people to retain your message, 397 00:13:37,913 --> 00:13:40,437 you need to say it at least eight times. 398 00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,684 Wait. No. You didn't tell him like that, right? 399 00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:45,812 'Cause now he's gonna say "Monkey Fist" eight times in a row. 400 00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:48,336 I think you're underestimating him. 401 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,719 ♪♪ 402 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,322 Welcome back to "Wake Up, Long Island." 403 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:57,411 Today is our special "Hero Cop Day." 404 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,799 That's right, and we're gonna kick it off 405 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:02,103 with Officer Kevin Gable, who 20 years ago 406 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:05,073 delivered a baby at All American Burger, 407 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:07,742 forever changing both of their lives. 408 00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:09,948 I'm, uh... I'm just gonna have to stop you there, Tom, for a second. 409 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,651 Uh, technically I'm retired, 410 00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:14,642 so, uh... I'm currently working at Monkey Fist Security. 411 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,587 That's Monkey Fist Security. 412 00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:18,556 Monkey Fist. 413 00:14:19,538 --> 00:14:22,048 Every time I put my faith in him, he... 414 00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,445 It's just best to look at him like a 5-year-old. 415 00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,948 - I should do that. - Yeah. 416 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,697 You know, I was so happy when, uh, Anthony 417 00:14:29,766 --> 00:14:30,807 finally got in touch with me. 418 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,158 You know, uh, in many ways it's like, uh... 419 00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,924 Gosh, he's like the son I never had, you know? 420 00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:36,392 - Aww! - Aww! 421 00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,643 - Now, I understand you guys have an incredible story... - Mm-hmm. 422 00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:43,779 So why don't you go ahead and tell our viewers 423 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:45,243 how it all went down? 424 00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:47,437 Oh, here we go. 425 00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:51,786 Well, um, you know, my mom, she was super pregnant, 426 00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:53,304 and then went into labor, 427 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,843 and he came over, and... 428 00:14:57,369 --> 00:14:58,757 here I am. 429 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:10,366 Is it me, or did that story lay an egg? 430 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,860 Well, that's a pretty interesting story. 431 00:15:14,076 --> 00:15:15,944 Is there more to it? 432 00:15:17,312 --> 00:15:19,814 Abs... Absolu... You know, he's just being humble. 433 00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:21,828 Stop being humble. Tell 'em... Tell them the whole story. 434 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,976 How about when your mother went into emergency labor 435 00:15:24,045 --> 00:15:25,078 and how everybody was so scared. 436 00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:27,152 Everybody was so... So scared. 437 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,840 Oh, yeah, yeah. Everyone... They... They were... 438 00:15:29,909 --> 00:15:31,143 They were scared. 439 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,687 This is getting intense, huh? 440 00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:42,082 Anthony, maybe tell us how all of this changed your life. 441 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,273 Well, I'm alive, so that's good. 442 00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:47,781 I guess that's how it changed my life. 443 00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:57,163 Monkey Fist, Sunrise Highway. 444 00:15:57,659 --> 00:15:59,257 Well, thanks for the great story. 445 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,528 When we come back, we're gonna be talking to... 446 00:16:00,596 --> 00:16:02,742 Whoa, whoa, whoa. W-W-We can't cut away. 447 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:04,547 He hasn't told you everything. What about the, uh... 448 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,126 How your mom was gonna put you up for adoption? 449 00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:07,352 Oh. She was gonna... She was gonna... She was gonna... 450 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,578 Remember that? The story about that? 451 00:16:08,646 --> 00:16:10,339 The adoption part? Monkey Fist. 452 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,101 Really? Your mom was going to put you up for adoption? 453 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,703 T-Tell them about that. It's pretty good. 454 00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:19,206 Oh, yeah. She was gonna, but she didn't. 455 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,276 She didn't. 456 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,452 Fantastic. 457 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,116 We'll be right back after these messages. 458 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,679 Guys, uh, can we get, uh, one more segment, please? 459 00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,882 'Cause I promise you, he's just a little nervous. 460 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,317 I think... I'm sorry. 461 00:16:33,552 --> 00:16:35,086 We have to clear the couch for the next guest. 462 00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,154 Next guest? 463 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:38,860 No. 464 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,562 Yes. 465 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,085 No! 466 00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,171 Yes! 467 00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:54,895 What're you doing here? 468 00:16:54,993 --> 00:16:57,163 It's "Hero Cop Day," and I got a great story to tell. 469 00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,757 By the way, thanks for giving me the heads-up on all this. 470 00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,720 Really? A kid in a wheelchair? 471 00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,390 Yeah. I gave her my kidney. 472 00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,362 I hope that was okay. 473 00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:12,140 Sweetie, it really wasn't. 474 00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,159 Then they told me that I really needed a kidney 475 00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:18,734 and we were all so worried. 476 00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:21,765 And then, two weeks ago, Mr. Munson gave me his. 477 00:17:21,843 --> 00:17:23,140 That's amazing, Frank. 478 00:17:23,225 --> 00:17:27,163 I believe that only through giving can one truly receive. 479 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,412 And to help with Tracy's medical expenses, 480 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,369 we're giving "Team Tracy" t-shirts 481 00:17:33,438 --> 00:17:36,515 to anyone who donates to Tracy's family. 482 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:40,148 And on the back? Nassau Security. 483 00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:42,421 That's Nassau Security. 484 00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:45,715 Wow! That's a great name for a company... Nassau Security. 485 00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:46,866 - Yeah! - Right? 486 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,101 Nassau Security just rolls off the tongue. 487 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,173 It's almost fun to say. Nassau Security. 488 00:17:53,296 --> 00:17:54,734 Nassau Security. 489 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,820 - Nassau Security! - Nassau Security! 490 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,554 Nassau Security saved my life. 491 00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:06,062 That was eight. That's impressive. 492 00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:09,167 Oh, man, we're screwed. 493 00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:12,866 It is fun to say. Nassau Security. 494 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,950 Kyle, what are you doing? 495 00:18:15,118 --> 00:18:18,234 Buying a T-shirt... Team Tracy. 496 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,898 Well, I must say, Frank, what you've done is incredible. 497 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:23,999 - Mm-hmm. - No. 498 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:26,037 What she's been through is incredible. 499 00:18:26,128 --> 00:18:28,624 - Oh. - Give me a hug, Tracy. 500 00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:32,713 Hey, did you see that? What? 501 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,848 He just bent over to hug her. 502 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,094 I thought he had a kidney removed. 503 00:18:35,162 --> 00:18:36,937 Whatever you're thinking, don't. 504 00:18:37,006 --> 00:18:38,607 Kevin! Kevin! Don't. 505 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,454 Please. Hey, hey, this guy's a... 506 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:41,658 You're a fraud. You're a fraud, man. 507 00:18:41,726 --> 00:18:43,601 We're in the middle of a live broadcast. 508 00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:44,691 What's wrong with you, Gable? 509 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:46,127 Okay, she might've gotten a new kidney, 510 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,266 but I guarantee it wasn't yours. 511 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,400 Hey, you know what? If it is, let me see the scar. Let's see the scar. 512 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:50,664 I don't have to show you anything. 513 00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:51,699 - Exactly. - You know what? 514 00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:52,833 Now's a good time to take a commercial break. 515 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:53,768 No, don't you do that, Kelly. Come here. Let me see it. 516 00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:56,170 Show the scar. Come on. Get off me! 517 00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:57,805 I just had surgery, you animal! 518 00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:58,739 Oh, oh. 519 00:18:58,806 --> 00:18:59,873 Ohh. 520 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,465 Oh, please, like I'm gonna fall for 521 00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:02,857 the ketchup on the bandage thing? 522 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:04,245 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 523 00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:05,679 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 524 00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:06,581 - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no. 525 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:07,715 Ha ha ha! 526 00:19:07,782 --> 00:19:08,783 - No! - No! 527 00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:11,786 - Nope. Okay. - No, no, no. 528 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,598 Okay, that's real. 529 00:19:14,598 --> 00:19:16,691 Monkey Fist, Monkey Fist, Monkey Fist. 530 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:17,981 That's 10. 531 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,440 Boom! 532 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:27,423 I wonder what he dreams about. 533 00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,315 Now! 534 00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:43,145 ♪♪ 40010

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