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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:22,063 AUTHOR'S VOICE: Dear reader, this little book is designed to explain 2 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:25,905 everything you need to know about the science of getting ahead in business. 3 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:31,073 Your first step is to memorize all the simple rules in the chapters which follow. 4 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:06,396 If you have education, intelligence and ability, so much the better. 5 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,655 But remember that thousands have reached the top 6 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,241 without any of these qualities. 7 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,452 If you are anxious to rise quickly and easily 8 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,379 to the top of the business world, the time is now. 9 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,834 Strike while the iron is hot. Are you ready? 10 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,960 I'm ready! 11 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:34,681 Good. You are about to begin your swift and daring rise to the top. 12 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,324 [SINGING] ♪ How to apply for a job ♪ 13 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,410 ♪ How to advance from the mail room ♪ 14 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,996 ♪ How to sit down at a desk ♪ 15 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,208 ♪ How to dictate memorandums ♪ 16 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,795 ♪ How to develop executive style ♪ 17 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,677 ♪ How to commute in a three-button suit ♪ 18 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:19,013 ♪ With that weary executive smile ♪ 19 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,017 ♪ This book is all that I need ♪ 20 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:29,312 ♪ How to, how to succeed ♪ 21 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,663 ♪ How to observe personnel ♪ 22 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,751 ♪ How to select whom to lunch with ♪ 23 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,465 ♪ How to avoid petty friends ♪ 24 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,841 ♪ How to begin making contacts How to... ♪ 25 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,343 AUTHOR'S VOICE: How to choose the right company. 26 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:02,386 Before applying for a job, make sure the company is a large one. 27 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,352 This is essential. 28 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,771 It should be at least large enough so that 29 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,979 nobody quite knows exactly what the other fellow is doing. 30 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,490 Here! Here! Somebody, here, here! You fellows. 31 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,489 Denver has run out of wickets! Call the World Wide Wicket Factory. 32 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,788 Have them send 50,000 two-toned wickets at once! 33 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,332 Don't argue with me! 34 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,752 Do you want me to have another nervous breakdown? 35 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,257 - Who in the hell is that? - Where the hell is the factory? 36 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,460 What the hell is a wicket? 37 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,546 The right company! 38 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,552 ♪ This book is all that I need ♪ 39 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:50,188 ♪ How to, how to succeed ♪ 40 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,354 [ALL CLAMOURING] 41 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,654 Never mind, never mind! 42 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,030 Leave me alone. I'm all right. Everybody back to work. 43 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,703 Come on. Back to work. Back to work! 44 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,031 Did you hear me? I said everybody back to work! 45 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,914 Sorry that I bumped into you, sir, but I'd like to apply for a job. 46 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,041 - A job? Do you know who I am? - No, sir, I... 47 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,215 I'm J.B. Biggley, the president of this company. That's who I am. 48 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,258 - In fact, that's who the hell I am. - Oh, my. 49 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,937 How dare you come to the president of the company and ask for a job! 50 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,089 Why do you think I have a personnel man? 51 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,259 Why do you think I have a whole damn personnel department? 52 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,973 Son, you bumped into the wrong man. 53 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:28,563 Damn, damn, coal-burning, dithering, ding, ding, ding. 54 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,811 Ding, ding, ding, ding- 55 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:34,941 You just committed industrial suicide, boy. That's the big fellow. 56 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,072 [EXCLAIMS] 57 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,990 - Hello. - Hello. 58 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,460 Did you hurt yourself when you fell down? 59 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,986 No, no. I'm all right. 60 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,288 - I know how hard it is to... - What? 61 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,165 I said I know how hard it is to find a job. 62 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,759 I've been through that kind of thing myself. 63 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,501 Well, thank you, you're very kind. 64 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,471 Could you tell me where the personnel office is? 65 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,747 - Personnel? - Yes. 66 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,333 - Well, it's right there. - Thank you. 67 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,963 Well, listen! 68 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,480 - What? - You mean, you're not discouraged? 69 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,178 Oh, no, not at all. I'm prepared for exactly this sort of thing. 70 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,677 Say, my friend Smitty works in personnel. 71 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,144 Maybe she can help you. 72 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,978 - She's around somewhere. I'll find her. - No! 73 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,936 - Wait right there. - That's not necessary. 74 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,859 - Please! - You don't have to go through... 75 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,353 [SIGHS] 76 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,587 Where do you think you're going? 77 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,796 Just to see the personnel manager. 78 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,798 I'm the personnel manager. We're not hiring anyone. 79 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,665 Well, I was just speaking to Mr. Biggley. 80 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,871 - Biggley? - Yes, sir. 81 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,545 - J.B. Biggley? - Yes, sir. He told me to see you. 82 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,714 You were speaking to J.B. Biggley himself? 83 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,338 Yes, sir, I just bumped into him. 84 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,501 He's a friend of yours? 85 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,386 Well, sir, I don't think a man should trade on friendship to get a job. 86 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,966 By George, I like a man who stands on his own two feet. 87 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,303 - My name is Bratt. You're... - Finch, sir. Pierrepont Finch. 88 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,854 Pierrepont. Come in, Pierrepont. 89 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,391 You know, maybe that ought to be J. Pierrepont Finch. 90 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,021 [LAUGHING] 91 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,482 - As a matter of fact, sir, it is. - Oh. 92 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,741 Good gad, Rosemary. You could at least let me finish my Metrecal. 93 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,489 What's the big, urgent urgency? 94 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,320 Oh, he has that woebegone look. A PUPPY DOG- 95 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,577 Well, you could just tell he'll never get anywhere. 96 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,251 I just figured you could introduce him... Well, where'd he go? 97 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,721 - Well, now, how should I know? - Rosemary, what's got into you? 98 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,345 Yeah, wherefore is this creep any different from all other creeps? 99 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,758 He's not a creep! 100 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:24,095 Smitty, he has a sort of undaunted sort of noble courage. 101 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:28,175 Yet, deep down, you sense he's a helpless little muffin. 102 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,350 [BRATT LAUGHING] 103 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,894 The man in the manhole cover. 104 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,555 That's rich, a good one. Well, it's all settled, then. 105 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,939 Nice to have you aboard, Finch. 106 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,276 Well, I'm happy to ship out with you, sir. Really. You don't have a... 107 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:41,067 Oh, yes, yes. Let me do that for you. 108 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,942 - Is that the... - Helpless little muffin. 109 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,782 My secretary will fill out the forms. Oh, Smitty? 110 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,662 - Yes, Mr. Bratt? - This is our new Mr. Finch. 111 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,008 - Hello, there. - My name is Pilkington. 112 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,454 - Rosemary Pilkington. - Hello. 113 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,627 Hi. I'm Lucille Krumholtz. 114 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,712 Mr. Finch will be starting out in our mail room. 115 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:58,931 Glad you don't mind that, Finch. 116 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,129 Oh, sir, in a big pond like this everyone must begin as a little fish. 117 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,711 - Even a barracuda. - What'd you say? 118 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:08,594 Say, Bud. Have you guys in the mail room sent out those new wicket catalogues yet? 119 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,601 I don't know. I'm going to the barbershop to get a scalp massage. 120 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,308 At this time of the morning? Why? 121 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,640 Because I'm the bosses nephew. 122 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,394 [GIGGLING] 123 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,446 - Excuse me. - Oh, Bud. 124 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,999 This is Bud Frump, Mr. Biggley's nephew. 125 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,445 Say hello to our new Mr. Finch. 126 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,485 He'll be working with you in the mail room. 127 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,321 Hello, Finch. I'm Bud Frump, Mr. Biggley's nephew. 128 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,993 Hello, how do you do? 129 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,582 - Smitty? - Yes, Mr. Bratt? 130 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,251 - Get Mr. Finch's vital statistics. - Yes, Mr. Bratt. 131 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,829 Nice to have you on the team, Finch. 132 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,585 Well, good to be playing with you, sir. 133 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,836 - Are you ambitious, Finch? - No, not necessarily. 134 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,301 Good. You just keep that in mind. 135 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,635 If you just remember who I am and who you are, we'll get along fine. If not... 136 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,968 You'll go crying to your uncle. 137 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,431 I beg your pardon? I do not go crying to my uncle! 138 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,805 It just happens that my mother is Mrs. Biggley's sister. 139 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,144 If I feel that something's wrong, I phone my mother. 140 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:03,653 She phones Mrs. Biggley, and Mrs. Biggley phones Mr. Biggley. 141 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,859 That's the democratic way. 142 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,033 You don't have to worry about Bud Frump. 143 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,324 Every company has a couple of relatives floating around. 144 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,332 Smitty, you were going to get Mr. Finch's vital statistics. 145 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,301 Oh, yes. Now then, Mr. Finch, the first question is... 146 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,373 - Are you married? - Married? No. 147 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,542 I'm not, and I don't even have a girlfriend. 148 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,960 - Good! - Good. 149 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,351 I mean, it's very good that you answered with the right answer. 150 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,144 - For the questionnaire, that is. - Yes, it is. 151 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,637 - I mean, it's not very wise to have a girl. - No, it isn't. 152 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,716 Well, I'm glad you understand that, Miss Pilkington. Some women wouldn't. 153 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,061 See, I feel that when a man wants to rise in the world of business, 154 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,640 a girl, or well, let's say an emotional involvement, 155 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,477 can only lead to getting involved emotionally. 156 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,313 - What the heck was that? - That's very intelligent, Mr. Finch. 157 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,071 - Are you quite finished with Mr. Finch? - For the moment. 158 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,408 - Irving! - What? 159 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,962 Take Mr. Finch here down to the mail room 160 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:56,035 and introduce him to Mr. Twimble. You can fill in the personnel forms later. 161 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,074 - Come on, Finch. - Okay. 162 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,374 Oh, well, good luck, Mr. Finch. 163 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,834 Thank you, Miss... 164 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,380 Pilkington. Rosemary Pilkington. 165 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,545 Pilkington. Rosemary Pilkington. 166 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,547 Come on, Finch. 167 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,060 Poor baby. He looks so utterly vulnerable. 168 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,891 They'll eat him alive in this jungle. 169 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,361 - Coffee break! - WOMAN: Well, it's about time! 170 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,663 [ALL CLAMOURING] 171 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,471 TWIMBLE: Just take care of the executive mail! 172 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,213 That's all you gotta take care of! 173 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,349 MAN: Look, look, don't worry! 174 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,809 I'm doing the very best I can, Mr. Twimble! 175 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,103 Well, don't argue with me! Just get the executive mail out. 176 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,006 - That's all you've got to worry about! - MAN: Yeah. 177 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,220 Lemon drops? Where did these lemon drops come from? 178 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,394 Oh, they're mine, Mr. Twimble. 179 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,893 I just thought I'd share them with our mail room family. 180 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,518 - But lemon is my favourite drop. - Oh, I'll be darned. 181 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,402 - Finch? - Yes, sir? 182 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,193 I've been watching you this first morning here, 183 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,483 and I'd like to say I'm very pleased with your work. 184 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,739 Well, thank you, sir. That's exceptionally kind of you. 185 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,739 You know, I... Well, I try to fit in. 186 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,414 No, no, it's more than that, Finch. 187 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,499 You have an inborn gift for mailroomery. 188 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,669 Well, thank you... Oh, excuse me, sir. 189 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,213 Hello, mail room. Hold the line. 190 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,874 Mr. Twimble, it's for you. It's Mr. Bratt, in personnel. 191 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,545 This may be a very important call for some of us! Hello? 192 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,715 Good morning, Mr. Bratt! Oh, yes, yes. 193 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,734 - Hey, what's the idea? - What's the idea of what, Bud? 194 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,760 You! You're trying to butter up Mr. Twimble. 195 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,404 Well, believe me, it won't do you any good. 196 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,740 Good gosh, Bud! Just because I'm being nice to an older man... 197 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,326 I know what you're up to, Finch, and if anybody's gonna get his job... 198 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,523 Thank you, Mr. Bratt. Thanks very much. 199 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,070 Well, boys, 200 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:18,074 it looks as if they're finally gonna promote old Twimble to the shipping department. 201 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,950 - Congratulations. - Yeah, congratulations. 202 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,121 But who's gonna be new head of the mail room? 203 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,453 Mr. Bratt is gonna leave the choice to me. 204 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,456 "Twimble," he said, "the mail room is the nerve centre 205 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,629 "of this mighty organization." 206 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,466 "You've been an outstanding mail room head." 207 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,424 "We want you to choose your successor." 208 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,634 "We want you to choose him on merit. On merit alone." 209 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,430 That's not fair! 210 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,050 I'm going out to have a smoke. 211 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,229 Smoke? He's gonna call his mother. Well, it won't do him any good. 212 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,604 Bratt said I was gonna select the new head of this department. 213 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,314 [TWIMBLE CHUCKLES] 214 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,811 - Mr. Twimble? - Yeah? 215 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,317 You've been with this company a long time now, haven't you? 216 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,321 A long time. Last month I became a quarter-of-a-century man. 217 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,652 Oh, that's beautiful. 218 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,462 - A quarter of a century? - Quarter of a century. 219 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,113 How long have you been in the mail room? 220 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,827 25 years. 221 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,328 It's not easy to get this medal. 222 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,584 Takes a combination of skill, diplomacy and bold caution. 223 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,627 [SINGING] ♪ When I joined this firm as a brash young man ♪ 224 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,794 ♪ Well, I said to myself ♪ 225 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,466 ♪ Now, brash young man Don't get any ideas ♪ 226 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:27,010 ♪ Well, I stuck to that and I haven't had one in years ♪ 227 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,679 ♪ You play it safe ♪ 228 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,978 ♪ I play it the company way ♪ 229 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,986 ♪ Wherever the company puts me There I'll stay ♪ 230 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,612 ♪ But what is your point of view? ♪ 231 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,656 ♪ I have no point of view ♪ 232 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,442 ♪ Supposing the company thinks ♪ 233 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,868 ♪ I think so, too ♪ 234 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,385 Well, now, what would you say if... 235 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,204 I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say. 236 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,830 ♪ Your face is a company face ♪ 237 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,337 ♪ It smiles at executives Then goes back in place ♪ 238 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,168 ♪ The company furniture ♪ 239 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,048 ♪ Oh, it suits me fine ♪ 240 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,793 ♪ The company letterhead ♪ 241 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,719 ♪ A valentine ♪ 242 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,114 ♪ Is there anything you're against? ♪ 243 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,218 ♪ Unemployment ♪ 244 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:08,718 ♪ When they want brilliant thinking from employees ♪ 245 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,554 ♪ That is no concern of mine ♪ 246 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:16,188 ♪ Suppose a man of genius makes suggestions ♪ 247 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,320 ♪ Watch that genius get suggested to resign ♪ 248 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:23,195 ♪ So you play it the company way ♪ 249 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,907 ♪ Oh, company policy is, by me, okay ♪ 250 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,701 ♪ You'll never rise up to the top ♪ 251 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:32,584 ♪ But there's one thing clear Whoever the company fires ♪ 252 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,002 ♪ I will still be here ♪ 253 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,920 ♪ Oh, you certainly found a home ♪ 254 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,248 ♪ It's cosy ♪ 255 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,756 ♪ Your brain is a company brain ♪ 256 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:45,426 ♪ The company washed it Now I can't complain ♪ 257 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,927 ♪ The company magazine ♪ 258 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,929 ♪ Boy, what style, what punch ♪ 259 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,597 ♪ The company restaurant ♪ 260 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,929 ♪ Every day, same lunch ♪ 261 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,685 Their haddock sandwich, it's delicious. 262 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,858 Oh, I must try it. 263 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,685 Early in the week. 264 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,609 ♪ Do you have any hobbies? ♪ 265 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,279 ♪ I've a hobby I play gin with Mr. Bratt ♪ 266 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,446 ♪ Mr. Bratt ♪ 267 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,070 ♪ And do you play it nicely? ♪ 268 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,988 ♪ Play it nicely ♪ 269 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,115 ♪ Still, he blitzes me in every game like that ♪ 270 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,283 ♪ Why? ♪ 271 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,327 ♪ 'Cause I play it the company way ♪ 272 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,921 The company way. Yes! Executive policy. 273 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,629 ♪ Executive policy is, by me, okay ♪ 274 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,251 ♪ How can you get anywhere? ♪ 275 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,090 ♪ Junior, have no fear ♪ 276 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:29,132 ♪ Whoever the company fires I will still be here ♪ 277 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,975 ♪ You Will Still be here ♪ 278 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,470 ♪ Year after year after fiscal ♪ 279 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:38,108 ♪ Never take a risk all year ♪ 280 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,990 All right. I'll get this out as soon as I can. 281 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,335 Not as soon as you can! I want it by noon, Miss Pilkington! 282 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,619 Yes, sir. 283 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,378 Wow. Hi. Do you work for Mr. Ovington, Miss... 284 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,710 Pilkington. You can call me Rosemary. 285 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,509 - Okay, hi, Rosemary. - Hi. How's it going, Mr. Finch? 286 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,674 Oh, why don't you call me Ponty? 287 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,685 Okay, Ponty. I like that. How's it going? 288 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,821 Oh, pretty good. I'm just delivering the executive mail. 289 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,563 Sort of getting the feel of the place. 290 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,184 But everybody's so busy. They don't even notice me. 291 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,620 - Oh, they will, Ponty. You just be patient. - Patient? Patient? 292 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,865 Do you realize that I've been working here for two full hours now. 293 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,366 I know, Ponty. I haven't forgotten. 294 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,198 - Oh, here. - What? 295 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,492 Happy two-hour anniversary. 296 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,660 - Thank you. - Welcome. 297 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,998 - At least you noticed me. - Well, I wish I were an executive. I'd... 298 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,082 MISS JONES: Mr. Andrews... 299 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,722 - Here comes the mother of us all. - What? 300 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,544 That's Miss Jones, Mr. Biggley's secretary! 301 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,142 The meeting may be delayed about 10 minutes. 302 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,670 - I'll check with J.B. and let you know. - ANDREWS: Thank you very much. 303 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:55,222 - I'll see you later, Rosemary, all right? - Okay. Bye-bye. 304 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,556 - FINCH: Good morning. - Good morning, Ponty. 305 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,943 Pardon me, ma'am, but you should be wearing this. 306 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,783 It... Well, it goes with your hair. 307 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,948 - Young man. - Yes? 308 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,039 You just want me to have this flower? You don't know who I am? 309 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,915 It doesn't matter. What matters is the flower. 310 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,127 It seemed to cry out to be worn by you. 311 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,582 - Young man. - Yes? 312 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,582 I'm Miss Jones, Mr. J.B. Biggley's secretary. 313 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,799 - Oh, no! No. You couldn't be. - Why not? 314 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:34,971 Well, from Bud Frump's description of you, I'd never have... I mean... Well, you... 315 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,934 - You're not a frightening person. - Thank you. 316 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,937 And if it's not out of place for me to say so, Miss Jones, 317 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:44,560 I think you're a very attractive person, no matter what Bud Frump says. 318 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,662 What did you say your name was? 319 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,781 Finch. F-I-N-C-H. Finch. Pierrepont Finch. 320 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,458 Why haven't I seen you around here before? 321 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,951 Well, I'm not supposed to deliver the executive mail. 322 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:58,330 That's his job. Bud Frump. F-R-U-M-P. 323 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,448 - Hmm. - Mm-hmm. 324 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,926 Well, thank you for the flower, Finch. 325 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,260 You're a very interesting young man. 326 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,410 You're welcome, Miss Jones. 327 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,092 Say, Jonesie, I'd like an appointment with the boss at around 3:00. 328 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,341 I'll check his calendar and let you know, Milt. 329 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,835 Flowers. Got a new boyfriend, Jonesie? 330 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,179 This was given to me by a very nice young man. 331 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,844 - You should know him. Finch? - Yes, ma'am? 332 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,012 Finch, this is Mr. Gatch. 333 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,276 - How are you, son? - Hi. How do you do? 334 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,653 Mr. Gatch is a good man for you to know. 335 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:20,997 His department is very important. 336 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,813 Listen, I know all about Mr. Gatch. 337 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,979 He's manager of executive personnel placement. 338 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,769 Wonderful memo that you put out this morning, sir, 339 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,314 about that executive personnel placement service. 340 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,481 You read the memos? 341 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,949 - Well... - And your name is... 342 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,530 - Finch. F-I-N... - c+I. 343 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,495 Yes, C-H. Say, Jonesie, this is a smart one. 344 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,497 We'll have to keep an eye on him. 345 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,168 [FINCH CHUCKLES] 346 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,708 That's a very fine man, Mr. Gatch. 347 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,506 I hear he has a fine opening in his department. 348 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,043 Yes, but he hasn't been able to make up his mind. 349 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,296 Well, again, thanks for the flower, young man. 350 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,963 You're welcome. 351 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,394 I caught you! You give me that. Give me that! 352 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,853 What are you doing? 353 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,615 A fellow can't go out for a smoke without getting stabbed in the back! 354 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,920 - It's the executive mail! - The executive mail is my job. 355 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,143 Mr. Twimble told me... 356 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,655 If you have any ideas about climbing the ladder around here, Finch, 357 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,816 the view is gonna get awfully monotonous. 358 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,862 Every time you look up, you're gonna see the seat of my pants. 359 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:25,164 - Hiya, Jonesie. - "Miss Jones" to you, if you don't mind. 360 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,248 [PHONE RINGING] 361 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,083 Mr. Biggley's office. One moment, please. 362 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,469 - Yes, Miss Jones. What is it? - Your wife is on Line 2, Mr. Biggley. 363 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,176 Tell her I'm busy. Tell her I'm in a meeting. Tell her I'm out. 364 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,056 Damn it. Put her on. 365 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,359 Hello, Gertrude. Glad you called. What's on your mind? 366 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,727 - Dear, I want to talk to you about Bud. - I'm busy. 367 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,438 - Now, Jasper, this is important. - What is it this time? 368 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,034 He's heard there's going to be an opening in the mail room management. 369 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,526 I can't help Bud there. 370 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,537 The head of the mail room should choose his own successor. 371 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,705 You're the head of the company. 372 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,609 I can't switch signals in the middle of a play. 373 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,043 - It would upset the whole team. - If you wanted to, you could! 374 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,212 - If I interfered, it'd be nepotism. - It would be what? 375 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,204 - Nepotism! - What's nepotism? 376 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,841 - That's when your nephew is a damn poop. - Now, look here, Jasper... 377 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,384 Oh, well, I'll do something. I'll do something. 378 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,536 Damn, damn, coal-burning, dithering, ding, ding. 379 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,124 - Miss Jones. - Yes, Mr. Biggley? 380 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,890 You know that talking to my wife upsets me. 381 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:12,915 You said to put her on. 382 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,465 Never mind that. I need something to calm my nerves! 383 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,594 Where is my... You know. 384 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,888 I put it in the back of your right-hand drawer. 385 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,728 Yes, yes, yes. Here it is. 386 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,403 AUTHOR'S VOICE: Congratulations. 387 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,071 You have followed instructions 388 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,279 and have made it to the first rung of the ladder. 389 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,819 You are working in the mail room. 390 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,827 One word of caution about the mail room. 391 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:48,079 It is a place out of which you must get. 392 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,004 Well, Twimble, we've got great news for you! 393 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:55,842 - Yes, Mr. Bratt? - Boys, boys, gather round. Gather round. 394 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,129 Boys, as of today, your boss is being promoted 395 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,803 to head of the shipping department. 396 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,145 All right, boys. Back to work. Back to work. 397 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,680 Now let's talk about your successor. 398 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,603 Oh, say, Mr. Bratt! Mr. Bratt. 399 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,642 - Have you heard from my uncle today? - No, Bud. 400 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,190 All right, Twimble, your shoes are going to be hard to fill, 401 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,622 but who have you picked to fill them? 402 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,766 Well, Mr. Bratt, I've given it a good deal of thought, 403 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,783 and I think this is our man. 404 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,821 - Congratulations, Finch! - I'm going out for a smoke. 405 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,536 - Thanks. No, I can't accept. - Are you turning this job down? 406 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,660 Yes, sir. Look, I think there's a man who's better qualified, 407 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,829 and a man who's been here, well, longer than I have. 408 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,043 Gentlemen, I recommend Bud Frump for this job. 409 00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,349 - You're kidding. - No, I'm not. 410 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,670 Bud Frump? 411 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,227 As long as he feels so strongly about Bud, 412 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,844 I'll go along with the recommendation. 413 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,965 I gotta call my mother! She'll be so happy! 414 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,178 I don't understand. 415 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,059 Yes, well, Mr. Twimble, let me explain. 416 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,351 Knowing you has taught me a lot about, well, the corporate set-up... 417 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:55,193 Hello, mail room. Oh, yes, J.B. This is Bratt. 418 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,356 That's the big boss. 419 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,810 That sister-in-law of mine has been calling my wife 420 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,290 and giving me a bad time about Bud Frump. 421 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,032 I understand your problem, J.B. 422 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,698 Actually, we had picked someone else, but it turned out fine. 423 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,196 The young fellow we picked turned the job over to Bud. 424 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,831 He thinks Bud's better qualified. 425 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:14,203 No, he doesn't seem to be out of his mind. 426 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,473 He was explaining about it when you called. Go ahead, Finch. 427 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,545 Mr. Twimble, the great thing that you've taught me 428 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,586 is that no individual is as important as the whole company. 429 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,855 He says that no individual is as important as the company. 430 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:27,099 The whole team is greater than any single player. 431 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,031 The whole salad is larger than one piece of lettuce. 432 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,057 The whole salad... Oh, you can hear him. 433 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,410 The whole omelet is larger than one egg that you might... 434 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,186 - See... - isn't that great, J.B.? 435 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,448 Sort of chokes you up, doesn't it? His name's Finch. 436 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,532 - F-I-N-C-H. - F-I-N-C-H. 437 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,692 What it means is... 438 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,408 I was just going to say the very same thing, J.B.! 439 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,952 We should keep an eye on that young lad. 440 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:54,202 Oh, yes. Nice to chat with you, J.B. See you later. 441 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,463 Oh, Finch, you got me off the spot with Mr. Biggley. 442 00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,958 - I'm glad to be of help, sir. - Oh, that feels good. 443 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,465 Well, Twimble, good luck in the new job, sir. 444 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,625 - Thanks, Mr. Bratt. - BRATT: Keep up the good work. 445 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:06,965 - Mr. Twimble? - Yes? 446 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,932 Don't I have to take this mail up to Mr. Gatch? 447 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,141 - Gatch? - Gatch. 448 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,261 - Gatch? Gatch! - Gatch. Gatch. 449 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,104 Say, I just remembered something. 450 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,936 Gatch is looking for a bright young fellow 451 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:19,477 to fill a junior executive vacancy in his department. 452 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,610 - He is? - Finch, I'm going to talk to him about you. 453 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,655 You know, Finch, your generosity and thoughtfulness 454 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,448 may have proven a good thing for you. 455 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:31,948 Well, by George, ethical behaviour always pays, sir. 456 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,743 Boys and girls! Boys and girls! 457 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:40,248 I want you all to meet the new head of the mail room, Bud Frump! 458 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,514 I still think my original choice was better. 459 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,429 Now, wait a minute, Mr. Twimble. Ponty okayed it. 460 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,435 Now, come on, everybody. It's a celebration! 461 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,643 We're all gonna go have lunch, and it's on me. 462 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,977 [ALL CHEERING] 463 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,485 Boys and girls, may I have your attention, please? 464 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,940 I have an announcement to make. 465 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,322 Mr. Gatch is taking young Finch into his department 466 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,403 as a junior executive. 467 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,696 Hey, wait a minute. Hey, just a minute. Lunch is Dutch. 468 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,949 In fact, it's cancelled! Hey, wait, all! No! Let me down. 469 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,334 - LUCILLE: Congratulations. - Thank you. 470 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:22,123 Oh, Ponty, that's wonderful! See, I told you to be patient. 471 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:23,962 Oh, listen, you sure were right, Rosemary. 472 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:28,630 Well, you should have someone around all the time to help you think things out. 473 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,344 - Well, maybe I should. - Well, Ponty, I'm always available. 474 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,389 Oh, listen. You sure are wonderful, Rosemary, 475 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,810 and one of these days, really, I hope that I can show my appreciation. 476 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,314 Lunch. I said lunch. 477 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,726 - What about lunch? - I'd love to! 478 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,523 [SIGHING] 479 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,456 - You'd love to what? - You said, "What about lunch?" 480 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,665 Gee, I thought you'd never ask me. 481 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:50,335 Now, let's see, where shall we go? See, I know this little tea room. 482 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,629 - Wait, you said lunch... - A very cute place called the Hungry Tea. 483 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,075 It's very reasonable. 484 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,244 I'll get my things and meet you at the elevator. 485 00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:58,367 Rosemary, look! I didn't mean, "What about lunch?" 486 00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,210 I meant, "What about lunch?" 487 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,547 Finch. Yes, come along. I'll show you to your new desk. 488 00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:04,711 Lunch. 489 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:08,086 Yes, Finch, if you work hard, keep your nose to the grindstone, 490 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,588 there's no telling how far you can go with this company. 491 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,261 By the way, this'll be your new desk, right here. 492 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,680 All right, men. Your attention, please. 493 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,062 I'd like to have you meet the newest member of the junior executive pool. 494 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,894 J. Pierrepont Finch. 495 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,229 Now, Finch, these are the fellows you'll be working with. 496 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,393 Hi. 497 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,569 Come along, Finch. I'll buy you lunch in the executive dining room on the roof. 498 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,109 - Wanna have lunch, Rosemary? - No, thanks. I'm busy. 499 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,407 - Okay, see you later. - Okay. 500 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,075 Matt! 501 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,341 Rosemary, hey, the most wonderful thing has happened. 502 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:41,539 Mr. Gatch, he's taking me to eat with him, up in the executives' dining room. 503 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,388 Well, could we make our luncheon date some other time? 504 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,210 Oh, well, sure, Ponty. Any time. 505 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:48,626 - Hey, how do I look? - Well, you look fine, Ponty. 506 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,299 - You look fine, too. - You're just fine. 507 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,219 - You have a good time, okay? - Thank you. 508 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:59,470 Well, I know, but those wickets ought to be shipped. 509 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:05,067 Rosemary, seeing you always brightens my day. 510 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,899 Please! Mr. Gatch! 511 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,445 I'll have to stop reading Playboy. 512 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,134 AUTHOR'S VOICE: If you have followed the simple instructions 513 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:25,459 exactly as outlined, you should by now be a junior executive. 514 00:28:25,579 --> 00:28:27,297 Congratulations. 515 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,334 - Good morning, Mr. Big Shot. - Hello, Mrs. Needleman. 516 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:31,644 - How are you? - New suit, huh? 517 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,341 [WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY] 518 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,679 AUTHOR'S VOICE: You have now occupied this position long enough. 519 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:41,520 The time has arrived for you to set your sights on your next escalation. 520 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:45,312 Be alert. Often times it is someone only remotely connected with your company 521 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,481 who may launch you into your next promotion. 522 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,155 [WOMAN SCATTING] 523 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,498 [PHONE RINGING] 524 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,291 Mr. Biggley's office. 525 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,653 He's busy on another line right now. Who's calling, please? 526 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,303 Yes, yes. But, damn it, Gertrude, 527 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,341 I haven't time for this nonsense about Bud. 528 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,677 Yes, I know that blood is thicker than water. 529 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,346 But Bud Frump is thicker than anything. 530 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:27,187 I'll promote him when I'm ready. Now, you listen to me, Gertrude. 531 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,494 The next time Bud complains to his mother, and she calls you, 532 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,522 and you call me, you're all fired. Damn it. 533 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,688 [INTERCOM BUZZING] 534 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,902 Yes, Miss Jones. What is it? 535 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,821 A young lady on Line 3, Mr. B. 536 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:39,236 She insists on speaking to you. Says it's personal. 537 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:43,036 What does she want? I can't talk to every silly woman who calls the company. 538 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,909 - What's her name? - She said you'll know. 539 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,833 Hello. You knew I wouldn't forget. 540 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,510 I'll take care of everything. Just a moment. 541 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,172 Miss Jones, get me Bratt in personnel right away. 542 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,682 There, you see? It's all set. Come in any time you like. 543 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,935 Ask for the personnel manager. His name is Bratt. 544 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:06,430 He'll take care of everything. Goodbye. 545 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,433 Bratt, this is J.B. 546 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,393 I'd like you to do me a favour. 547 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:14,405 I wonder if you could find a spot for a young lady? 548 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:18,363 She wants to be a secretary. She's an old friend of the family. 549 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,198 Dad was a classmate of mine at Old Ivy. 550 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,455 She's a bright girl, got a good head on her shoulders. 551 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:28,248 Her name? LaRue. Hedy LaRue. 552 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,311 May ' help you. Honey? 553 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,401 Sea-roe. 554 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,660 - Did you wish to see someone, miss? - Oh, how do you do? 555 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:06,408 I'm supposed to see a Mr. Bratt. I'm a secretary. 556 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:07,925 Oh, I spotted that the minute she came in. 557 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,327 - Oh, Miss LaRue. - Yes? 558 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:13,752 I'm Bert Bratt. I'm Bert Bratt, personnel. 559 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,086 Sorry to have kept you waiting. 560 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:19,469 Oh, not at all, sir. It is I whom am late. 561 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,304 Oh, no, not really. 562 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:27,519 Oh, yes. I was very naughty this morning. I'm still not accustomed to early arisal. 563 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,683 [ALL CHUCKLING] 564 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:33,275 Oh, I understand. Well, why don't we move up to my office, Miss LaRue? 565 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,338 I hope you didn't have any trouble finding the building. 566 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,706 Oh, no, the taxi dropped me right off downstairs. 567 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,133 Miss LaRue, this is my secretary. 568 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,159 - Miss... Miss... - Smith. 569 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:54,831 - How are you, dear? - Oh, fine, dear. 570 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,796 Mr. Bratt, I have to go down to accounting and get... 571 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,676 - Mr. Bratt? - Yes, Smitty? 572 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,512 I have to go down to accounting and get some withholding blanks. 573 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:06,551 Yes, yes, you do that, Smitty. Just through here, Miss LaRue. 574 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:11,894 - And we'll get all of your vital statistics. - 39-22-38. 575 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,688 - Oh, I win the pool! - Yeah, you always do. 576 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,027 Look, Bert, I really need a new secretary. 577 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:22,366 Gentlemen, Miss LaRue will be assigned according to normal office procedures 578 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:24,697 as soon as her qualifications have been determined. 579 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,907 - I'll determine them. - Count me in. 580 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,864 Gentlemen! 581 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:32,368 [SINGING] ♪ A secretary is not a toy ♪ 582 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:38,007 ♪ No, my boy, not a toy to fondle and dandle ♪ 583 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,417 ♪ And playfully handle ♪ 584 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,172 ♪ In search of some puerile joy ♪ 585 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,680 ♪ No ♪ 586 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:51,721 ♪ A secretary is not, definitely not, a toy ♪ 587 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,402 You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt. 588 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,237 We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt. 589 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,750 It's the company rule, Mr. Bratt. 590 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,430 ♪ A secretary is not a toy ♪ 591 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,769 ♪ No, my boy, not a toy ♪ 592 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,443 ♪ So do not go jumping for joy ♪ 593 00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,730 ♪ Boy, a secretary is not ♪ 594 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,114 ♪ A secretary is not ♪ 595 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,238 ♪ A secretary is not ♪ 596 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:50,120 ♪ a toy ♪ 597 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:59,167 ♪ A secretary is not to be used for play therapy ♪ 598 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,629 ♪ Be good to the girl you employ, boy ♪ 599 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,798 ♪ Remember, no matter what ♪ 600 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,963 ♪ neurotic trouble you've got ♪ 601 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:12,434 ♪ A secretary is not a toy ♪ 602 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,379 ♪ A secretary is not a toy ♪ 603 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:50,681 ♪ And when you put her to use ♪ 604 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:54,058 ♪ Observe when you put her ♪ 605 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,811 ♪ to use ♪ 606 00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,690 ♪ That you don't find the name Lionel ♪ 607 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,477 ♪ on her caboose ♪ 608 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,029 ♪ A secretary is not a thing ♪ 609 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,244 ♪ wound by key, pulled by string ♪ 610 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,362 ♪ Her pad is to write in ♪ 611 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,577 ♪ And not spend the night in ♪ 612 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:21,704 ♪ Is that what you plan to enjoy? ♪ 613 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:23,209 ♪ No ♪ 614 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,215 ♪ A secretary is not ♪ 615 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,680 ♪ Is definitely not ♪ 616 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:35,718 ♪ Employed to do a gavotte or you-know-what ♪ 617 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,094 ♪ Before you jump for joy ♪ 618 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,222 ♪ Remember this, my boy ♪ 619 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,862 ♪ A secretary is not ♪ 620 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,907 ♪ a tinker toy ♪ 621 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,916 [BELL RINGING] 622 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,374 Miss Jones, be sure that I call Kimball in our Texas office 623 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,088 first thing Monday morning. 624 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,394 Push that board meeting up to 10:00. 625 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,356 By the way, did you call Mrs. Biggley and tell her I wouldn't be home for dinner? 626 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:16,099 Yes, sir. Incidentally, you left your golf clubs in the office. 627 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,263 Tomorrow's Saturday. 628 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,236 Remember, you're playing golf with the chairman of the board. 629 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,820 Yes. I'm staying in town for the night. 630 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,240 I'll come down to the office and pick up the clubs in the morning. 631 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,025 And you asked me to be reminded about your college alumni association. 632 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,071 Send them that same check. I get a kick out of thinking of their faces 633 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:33,450 when they get that fat check from old "Least Likely To Succeed." 634 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,070 J.B., there's a phone call for you. Your wife. 635 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,048 My wife. Damn it. I'll take the call in your office. 636 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,633 That's all, Miss Jones. Have a good weekend. 637 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:41,954 Thank you. Same to you, sir. 638 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,493 Hi, Miss Jones. 639 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:47,122 Hello, Ponty. How's the young junior executive? 640 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:51,009 Just fine, thanks to the helpful advice that, well, I've been getting from you. 641 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,604 - Glad our little talks have proved valuable. - They sure have. 642 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,972 By the way, good luck tonight at the bowling tournament. 643 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:59,434 I hear you're the best bowler on the company team. 644 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:04,314 How sweet of you to be interested in a little thing like that. 645 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:08,352 Oh, well, I'm fascinated by the hobbies of people that I like. 646 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,478 Would you like to come watch us bowl tonight? 647 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,319 Gee, I'd love that, but I should get to bed early. 648 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,484 See, well, I have to work tomorrow. 649 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,110 - On Saturday? - Yes. 650 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:20,952 Ponty, you're a very unusual boy. You'll go far. 651 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,229 Miss Jones, you know, that means a lot, your saying that. 652 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,830 You're Mr. Biggley's secretary. 653 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,963 He's the man that I most want to emulate. 654 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,873 He's so capable, and he's thoughtful. 655 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:34,845 I heard him remembering to send a cheque to his old school and all. 656 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:37,006 - Harvard, isn't it? - Harvard? 657 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:40,721 Don't ever let J.B. hear you say that. He's a Ground hog. 658 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,020 But where'd he go to college? 659 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,350 - Old Ivy. - Old Ivy. 660 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,072 - They're the Ground hogs. - Ground hogs. 661 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,019 - Well, good night, Ponty. See you Monday. - Ground hogs. 662 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,687 With the pin curls. I can't believe her! 663 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,814 - Hello, stranger. - What? 664 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:56,904 - Oh, hi, Rosemary. - Hi, Ponty. 665 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,743 - Hello, Ponty. - Yes. 666 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,079 - Look, I was... - Good night, Rosemary. 667 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,915 Oh, good night, Brenda. See you Monday. 668 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,554 Well, it's been a long day, hasn't it? 669 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:11,377 - Oh, it has, a long day. - It sure has. 670 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,586 [FINCH CLEARING THROAT] 671 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,252 Haven't seen much of you since you got your new job. 672 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:19,222 Oh, yes. Well, you know, I've been punching pretty hard. 673 00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,882 - It's a new job and all. - Oh, sure. 674 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:24,554 A lot of new people to meet, you know. Listen... 675 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:25,905 - Good night, Rosemary. - Good night. 676 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,431 - Good night, Smitty. - Good night. 677 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,354 My! It's been a long day. 678 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,945 - Oh, yeah, really long. - It has been a long one. 679 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,906 - Say, Rosemary. - Yes? 680 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,359 Where are you having dinner tonight? 681 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:44,205 - I don't know. That depends. - On what? 682 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,412 On where I'm having dinner. 683 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,952 Oh, no. 684 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,634 ♪ Well, here it is, 5:00 p.m. ♪ 685 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,096 ♪ The finish of a long day's work ♪ 686 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:08,138 ♪ And there they are, both of them ♪ 687 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,900 ♪ The secretary and the clerk ♪ 688 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:16,488 ♪ Not very well-acquainted ♪ 689 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:20,108 ♪ Not very much to say ♪ 690 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,949 ♪ But I can hear those two little minds ♪ 691 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,957 ♪ Ticking away ♪ 692 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,792 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 693 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,332 ♪ I wonder if we take the same bus ♪ 694 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,632 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 695 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:39,465 ♪ There could be quite a thing between us ♪ 696 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,639 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 697 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,429 ♪ He really is a dear ♪ 698 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,093 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 699 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,432 ♪ But what of my career? ♪ 700 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,516 ♪ Then she says ♪ 701 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:50,638 [YAWNING] 702 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:51,810 ♪ And he says ♪ 703 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:52,940 [EXCLAIMS] 704 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,978 ♪ Well, it's been a long day ♪ 705 00:39:56,102 --> 00:40:01,825 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long, been a long day ♪ 706 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,322 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 707 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:10,041 ♪ I wish that he were more of a flirt ♪ 708 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,336 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 709 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:17,048 ♪ I guess a little flirting won't hurt ♪ 710 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,211 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 711 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:23,009 ♪ For dinner we could meet ♪ 712 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:24,138 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 713 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,508 ♪ We both have gotta eat ♪ 714 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:27,675 ♪ Then she says ♪ 715 00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,390 ♪ And he says ♪ 716 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,512 - Gesundheit. - Thank you. 717 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,478 ♪ Well, it's been a long day ♪ 718 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:40,405 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long, been a long day ♪ 719 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:45,368 ♪ Hey! There's a yummy Friday special at Stouffer's ♪ 720 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,201 ♪ It's $1.90 vegetable plate ♪ 721 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,203 ♪ And at the bottom of the ad ♪ 722 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:56,588 ♪ Not bad Service for two, $3.58 ♪ 723 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,254 ♪ To make a bargain, make a date ♪ 724 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,548 - Wonderful. - It's fate. 725 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,764 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 726 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,759 ♪ What female kind of trap could I spring? ♪ 727 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,845 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 728 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,731 ♪ I might as well forget the whole thing ♪ 729 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,610 ♪ Now she's thinking ♪ 730 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,570 ♪ Suppose I take his arm ♪ 731 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,065 ♪ And he's thinking ♪ 732 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,611 ♪ Well, really, what's the harm? ♪ 733 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,733 ♪ Then she says ♪ 734 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:26,905 ♪ You hungry? ♪ 735 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,403 ♪ And he says ♪ 736 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:31,197 Yeah. 737 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,411 - Yeah! - Yeah! 738 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,871 ♪ Well, it's been a long day ♪ 739 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:38,584 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long ♪ 740 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,584 ♪ Been a long day ♪ 741 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,633 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long ♪ 742 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:48,802 ♪ Been a long day ♪ 743 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,771 - J.B.! - Blithering, blathering! 744 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,078 You've been calling your mother again. She wants you promoted. 745 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:03,446 Well, why not? Other people are being promoted. 746 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,232 - I told your aunt... - Oh, there you... 747 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:10,328 - Good evening, Mr. Biggley. - Good evening, Miss LaRue. 748 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:11,571 Uncle Jasper, I want... 749 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,741 I told you never to call me that around here. 750 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,580 Haven't you something to do? 751 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:20,292 - I was just gonna get my hat and go home. - Good. Do it! 752 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,428 How do you like your new job, Miss LaRue? 753 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,677 - It's a big fat nothing. - Hedy, don't talk like that around here! 754 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,171 I thought you were gonna help me be a big businesswoman, 755 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:31,300 like Helena Rubinstein or Fanny Farmer. 756 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:32,638 So what happens? 757 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,474 I'm stuck in the lousy stenographic pool 758 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,647 with no one to fish me the hell out. 759 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,825 But, angel, these things take time. You have to learn... 760 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,693 Yes, Miss LaRue, in a large operation like World Wide Wickets, 761 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,956 there are multiple facets which are very important to the scheme of things. Hedy... 762 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:50,486 I gave up a wonderful job. Head cigarette girl at the Copa. 763 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:54,035 I thought you hated all those men staring at you, making advances. 764 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:57,167 Well, it's no different here in big business. 765 00:42:57,283 --> 00:43:00,878 At least at the Copa, when I got pinched, I got tipped. 766 00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:05,543 Around here, a girl can't even bend down to pick up a pencil with confidence. 767 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,311 You mean, somebody's been bothering you? Who? 768 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,479 Just let me know who it is... 769 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,131 Yes! Miss LaRue, in a large operation like World Wide Facets, 770 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:12,316 there are multiple wickets... 771 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,310 - Who pinched you? - I don't care about that. Look. 772 00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,813 You did not keep your part of my bargain. 773 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:19,990 But, darling, I meant every word. 774 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,659 I'll tell you what. I'll meet you at your place in about 10 minutes. 775 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,685 - We'll talk everything over. - No. 776 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:28,573 But, angel... Yes, Miss LaRue, in a large operation like... 777 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:31,905 [BUD CLEARING THROAT] 778 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,328 [BUD HUMMING] 779 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,080 - Why don't you go home? - I'm waiting for the elevator. 780 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:42,829 - Why don't you walk down? - It's 30 floors. 781 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:45,214 - Why don't you jump? - Oh, J.B. 782 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,378 - A very attractive girl, Miss LaRue. - Yes, she is. 783 00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:54,349 I was just trying to put her at ease. She's a very shy person. 784 00:43:54,382 --> 00:43:59,058 Yes. Well, you just go ahead, J.B. I'm meeting Mother for dinner. 785 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:02,015 Mother just loves having dinner with me. 786 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:05,856 I tell her everything that happens all day at the office. 787 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,570 [SINGING] ♪ Now he's thinking ♪ 788 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:18,535 ♪ The kid could really put me through hell ♪ 789 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,789 ♪ And she's thinking ♪ 790 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,538 ♪ The kid could even name the hotel ♪ 791 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:29,755 ♪ Now he's thinking ♪ 792 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,465 ♪ I wonder if he'd dare ♪ 793 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,088 ♪ And she's thinking ♪ 794 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:34,714 ♪ There's blackmail in the air ♪ 795 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:35,881 ♪ And he says ♪ 796 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,049 ♪ It's a hold-up ♪ 797 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,764 ♪ - And she says - Down ♪ 798 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:42,055 Wait a minute. Okay, you're promoted. 799 00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:46,443 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long ♪ 800 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:49,779 ♪ Been a long day ♪ 801 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:53,946 ♪ Well, it's been a long, been a long, been a long ♪ 802 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,785 ♪ Been a long day ♪ 803 00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:58,578 [WHOOPS] 804 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,671 Really, I mean it. 805 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,175 You've gotta see this. This is my older sister, Bernice. 806 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,936 - The one that got married at 17. - Pretty. 807 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,681 - And that's Sam and the seven children. - Yes. Pretty. Seven? 808 00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,299 - Too many? - I didn't say that. 809 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,309 - Not enough? - No, I didn't say anything... 810 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:21,765 You don't like children. 811 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:25,682 Actually, Rosemary, I come from a rather large family myself. So... 812 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,274 I know. Six. 813 00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,985 How'd you know that? 814 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,279 Smitty had your personnel file out, 815 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,611 and she was just checking off a few things... 816 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:36,651 - Maybe we'd better order. - Huh? 817 00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:40,326 - Maybe we'd better order. - Okay. 818 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:45,327 Actually, it's incumbent on big corporations to find bright, young men. 819 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:46,498 I suppose you're right. 820 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,713 But it's very difficult to do that, because once... 821 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,140 How do you like those vegetables? 822 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,683 The vegetable plate? Well, it's delicious. 823 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:54,802 I do my carrots in a bouillon with just a dollop of Worcestershire. 824 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:55,915 - Dollop? - It's just great. 825 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:59,633 I would really love you to come up and have it sometime. 826 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:03,015 What was I talking about? Before the dollop. 827 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,184 You take the average young person today. 828 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,062 I mean, the trouble is they're looking 829 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:13,029 for instant poetry, instant psychoanalysis, instant mashed potatoes 830 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:15,986 and instant old-fashioned love. 831 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,526 I mean, they don't realize that it takes... 832 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:21,992 Takes time to establish a meaningful relationship. 833 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,372 Don't you agree with that, Ponty? 834 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:26,330 Well, no. I agree with some of that, Rosemary. 835 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,415 But in the world of business, I... 836 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:34,839 I see no reason why a person has to wait years to become a success. 837 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:39,760 I don't know. In the world of business, where older and more sophisticated... 838 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,759 - What's the matter? - This is where I live. 839 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,724 I've got my key in here some place. 840 00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:47,730 Here you go. 841 00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:52,443 - There. - Thank you. 842 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:53,870 Oh, you'd better give me those. 843 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:57,944 That has the key to my desk, and I lost it twice in the last... 844 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,535 Oh, here, here. Let me. Let me get those. Here. 845 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:06,908 Thank you. I love to curl up in bed with a good magazine. Don't you? 846 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,043 Rosemary, this is the darnedest thing! 847 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:12,546 You're the first girl that I've met that I feel that I can trust. 848 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:16,255 I mean, anyone who can curl up in bed with Fortune and Business Week... 849 00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,257 - Well, that's substance. - Thank you. 850 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:22,182 Well, listen, I wanna... Here. I wanna thank you for a very stimulating evening. 851 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,929 I don't know. 852 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,688 I've been enjoying myself so much with you 853 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,013 that I've forgotten that I was depressed. 854 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,347 Depressed about what? 855 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:33,435 Well, I've been working so hard and trying to do my best at the company, 856 00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:35,604 I don't even have my own office yet. 857 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,609 Ponty, you've only been working there two days. 858 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:43,028 Yes, but I feel I'm never gonna get any place. 859 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,454 Ponty, some men spend years trying to accomplish 860 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,331 what you've just done in two days. 861 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:52,955 Yes, but I'm 27 years old, and I'm only a junior executive. 862 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,741 I'm not getting any younger. 863 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,350 You've got a wonderful career ahead of you. 864 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,967 Oh, no. 865 00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,470 I've lost the vision. 866 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:08,015 Well, I haven't. Now, you listen to me, J. Pierrepont Finch. 867 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,727 ♪ You have ♪ 868 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:18,735 ♪ The cool, clear eyes ♪ 869 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:23,660 ♪ Of a seeker of wisdom and truth ♪ 870 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:31,664 ♪ Yet there's that upturned chin ♪ 871 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:37,708 ♪ And the grin of impetuous youth ♪ 872 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:45,682 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 873 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:51,392 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 874 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:57,359 ♪ I hear the sound ♪ 875 00:48:57,435 --> 00:49:01,360 ♪ Of good solid judgement ♪ 876 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:04,367 ♪ Whenever you talk ♪ 877 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:11,199 ♪ Yet there's the bold, brave ♪ 878 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:16,546 ♪ Spring of a tiger that quickens your walk ♪ 879 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:23,754 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 880 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:30,051 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 881 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:36,058 ♪ And when my faith in my fellow man ♪ 882 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:41,400 ♪ All but falls apart ♪ 883 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:46,485 ♪ I've but to feel your hand grasping mine ♪ 884 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,581 ♪ And I take heart ♪ 885 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:58,413 ♪ I take heart ♪ 886 00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,920 ♪ To see ♪ 887 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:07,680 ♪ The cool, clear eyes ♪ 888 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:11,680 ♪ Of a seeker of wisdom and truth ♪ 889 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:18,770 ♪ Yet with the slam-bang tang ♪ 890 00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:23,028 ♪ Reminiscent of gin and vermouth ♪ 891 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:30,950 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 892 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:39,539 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 893 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,680 - Rosemary. - Yes? 894 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,147 You've given me a great idea. 895 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,815 Good night, Rosemary. I'll see you Monday at the office. 896 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,356 Good night. 897 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:23,815 [ELEVATOR RINGING] 898 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,570 [FINCH SNORING] 899 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:40,499 Good morning! 900 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,704 Oh, my gosh. 901 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:46,880 Is it morning already, sir? 902 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,087 Good heavens, have you been working all night? 903 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,678 Yes. I just... I had some work I had to finish up. 904 00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:54,230 I shouldn't be here much longer, sir. 905 00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:58,100 - By George, your name escapes me. - Finch. F-I-N-C-H. Finch. 906 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:01,099 Oh, yes, Finch. I've been hearing good things about you from my scouts. 907 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:02,364 Oh, well, thank you very much, sir. 908 00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:04,061 Good to see a man today carrying a ball. 909 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:05,520 Makes me feel a little guilty. 910 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,226 I just came in to pick up my golf clubs. 911 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,941 I have to play a couple of rounds with old Wally Womper. 912 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,613 He's chairman of the board, you know. 913 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,779 I suppose we all have to do that sort of thing once in a while. 914 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,618 - I'll just get those clubs. - Right, sir. 915 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:18,446 [FINCH HUMMING] 916 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:27,458 What's that you're humming? 917 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:32,252 I didn't realize that I was humming, sir. 918 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:35,216 You were humming the Old Ivy fight song. 919 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,899 - Did you go there? Were you a Ground hog? - Oh, well, sir... 920 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:40,767 Say it. Out with it. You're not ashamed of Old Ivy, are you? 921 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:44,431 - No, sir! Not a bit! - That's the Ground hog spirit. 922 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:46,394 I should have known you were Old Ivy! What year? 923 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:50,103 - What? - Finch, when did you graduate? 924 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:53,990 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I was thinking about the big game today. 925 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,988 I'm sorry I have to miss it, but we're playing the Chipmunks. 926 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,507 Yes, I know. I can't make it either. 927 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,964 I hope those damned Chipmunks don't give us too much trouble. 928 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,831 No, I think we'll take 'em, sir. 929 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:05,125 Charnowsky's knee, you know, is... 930 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,502 Well, it's much better. 931 00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,667 Yes, with Charnowsky back in there, the team's morale should pick up. 932 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,670 He's the dirtiest player we've got. 933 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,127 Yes. And even though we're not there in person, 934 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:17,172 - well, we'll be rooting for 'em, right? - Right! 935 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:20,345 [SINGING] - ♪ Ground hog ♪ ♪ - Ground hog ♪ 936 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,976 ♪ Stand, Old Ivy ♪ 937 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:30,856 ♪ Stand firm and strong ♪ 938 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:34,105 ♪ Grand Old Ivy ♪ 939 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:37,658 ♪ Hear the cheering throng ♪ 940 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:41,366 ♪ Stand, Old Ivy ♪ 941 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,870 ♪ And never yield ♪ 942 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:47,792 ♪ Rip, rip, rip ♪ 943 00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:51,668 ♪ The Chipmunk off the field ♪ 944 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:54,128 ♪ When you fall on the ball ♪ 945 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,302 ♪ When you're down there at the bottom of the heap ♪ 946 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,878 ♪ Down at the bottom of the heap ♪ 947 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,214 ♪ Where the mud is, oh, so very, very deep ♪ 948 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,549 ♪ Down in the cruddy, muddy deep ♪ 949 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:04,552 ♪ Don't forget, boys That's why they call us ♪ 950 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:09,395 ♪ They call us Ground hog, Ground hog ♪ 951 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:13,193 ♪ - Stand, Old Ivy ♪ ♪ - BIGGLEY: Ground hog, Ground hog ♪ 952 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:16,731 ♪ - Stand firm and strong ♪ ♪ - Rip, rip the Chipmunk ♪ 953 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:20,239 ♪ Grand Old Ivy ♪ 954 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:23,738 ♪ Hear the cheering throng ♪ 955 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:27,374 ♪ - Stand, Old Ivy ♪ ♪ - Ground hog, Ground hog ♪ 956 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:30,911 ♪ - God bless you ♪ ♪ - And never yield ♪ 957 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:35,045 ♪ Rip, rip, rip the Chipmunk ♪ 958 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:38,586 ♪ Off the field ♪ 959 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:42,673 [FINCH GASPING] 960 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,760 Oh, I enjoyed that, sir. 961 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:49,598 - So did I. I'll go along and get my clubs. - Oh, yes. Yes, sir. 962 00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,618 - Bye, Finch. - Have a nice day, sir. 963 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:08,036 Twenty-five, 26,27, 964 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,579 - 28... - What's that you're doing? 965 00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,417 I'm sorry, sir. I just want to, you know, finish this row. 966 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,623 I guess this looks pretty silly, but... 967 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:20,548 Well, I find that knitting helps me think more clearly. 968 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,972 - Well, I'll be damned. - Yes? 969 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,307 Twenty-nine, 30... 970 00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:27,810 - I knit, too. - You knit? You do? 971 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,237 Yes, I've been doing it for years. 972 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:31,309 I find it's good for my nerves. 973 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:34,104 - What's this going to be? - Oh, yes. Well, I thought I'd... 974 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,769 What's it... Well, I thought I'd make a... 975 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:40,986 A birdcage cover. 976 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,625 - A birdcage cover? - Yes, birdcage cover. 977 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,544 Never made one of those, but how do you like this? 978 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,071 Oh, my goodness. That is gorgeous. It really is beautiful. 979 00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:50,408 Did it all myself. Made the covers for the golf clubs. 980 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:53,619 - Pom-pom stitch. - Isn't that... What work. That's lovely. 981 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,664 Oh, gosh. You know, Mr. Biggley, I don't... 982 00:56:56,997 --> 00:57:01,093 You know, I feel sorry for men who don't knit. 983 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,178 They lead empty lives. 984 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,764 I like the way you think, Fink. 985 00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:06,840 [FINCH SIGHS] 986 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:08,971 No, it's, "Think, Finch." 987 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,487 Think, Finch. Think, Finch. Where are you headed for around here? 988 00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:13,639 What's your ambition in this outfit? 989 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,491 Smart fellow like you must have it all figured out. 990 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:16,937 Sir, I don't know, I'd like to be 991 00:57:17,017 --> 00:57:18,786 where a man could get his teeth into something, 992 00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:23,361 where he could do something real, solid, you know... 993 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:27,786 Down-to-Earth. I'd like the advertising department. 994 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:28,987 - Advertising? - Yes. 995 00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:32,158 Wouldn't want that for an old schoolmate of mine. It's too rough, too insecure. 996 00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:34,668 Why, we've had 15 new advertising managers here 997 00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:36,328 in the past year alone. 998 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,514 The poor devils disappear at the rate about one a month. 999 00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,040 - Why is that? - I fire 'em. 1000 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:43,673 But, sir, if you had a man with ideas... 1001 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:45,212 Ideas? That's what I look for. 1002 00:57:45,337 --> 00:57:49,012 I keep hiring a lot of fellows who are supposed to have brilliant ideas, 1003 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:51,973 but not one of them will ever do what I tell him. 1004 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:54,030 No, you stick to what you're doing. You'll do all right there. 1005 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:55,977 Damn fine department. By the way, where are you? 1006 00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:00,402 Where am I? I'm... Where am I? What is... It's Mr. Gatch's department! 1007 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:02,163 Damn fine man, Gatch. Knows what he's doing. 1008 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,623 You stick with him and I'll keep an eye on you. 1009 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,376 Thank you, sir. Look, you have a wonderful day on the links, all right? 1010 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,903 - I have to finish this work before midnight. - Midnight? 1011 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:11,739 - Midnight. - That's the Ground hog spirit. 1012 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,496 [SINGING] ♪ - Ground hog ♪ ♪ - Ground hog ♪ 1013 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:21,582 ♪ Stand, Old Ivy ♪ 1014 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:24,919 ♪ And never yield ♪ 1015 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,425 ♪ Rip, rip, rip ♪ 1016 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:33,762 ♪ The Chipmunk off the field ♪ 1017 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,618 Good morning, sir. 1018 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,883 Good morning, young man. How do you feel? 1019 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:40,161 Well, a little fuzzy. But don't worry about me. I'll be fine, sir. 1020 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:41,721 - Keep up the good work. - Well, thank you. 1021 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:47,343 ♪ Stand, Old Ivy Stand firm and strong ♪ 1022 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:49,256 ♪ Rip, rip, rip ♪ 1023 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:52,135 Why don't we have lunch someday, Finch? 1024 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,597 ♪ The Chipmunk off the field ♪ 1025 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:56,851 Good morning, J. B. 1026 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,305 Damn it, Bratt. What are we running here, a sweatshop? 1027 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:01,519 - A sweatshop? - We're working that boy too hard. 1028 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:03,692 - Who? - Who? Finch. F-I-N-C-H. 1029 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,745 - Oh, Finch. I had no... - Poor devil worked here all weekend. 1030 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,191 - All weekend? - I ought to know. 1031 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,364 I was there with him, working side by side. 1032 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,279 - I had no idea... - The lad needs help. 1033 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:14,032 And first of all, I want him to have an office of his own. 1034 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,922 - An office, sir? - He deserves the best you have available. 1035 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,131 - I'll get on it right away. - But nothing fancy. 1036 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,032 - Don't want him getting ideas. - No, no. 1037 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:36,012 So long, fellas. I'll never forget this junior executive pool. 1038 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:39,223 I've spent some of the happiest minutes in my life here. 1039 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,022 Where's Mr. Finch? 1040 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,030 Ponty, you've got your first office, 1041 01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,407 and it's just beautiful! 1042 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,250 - Oh, thank you. - Here. 1043 01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,748 Oh, that's sweet. Here. Oh, please. Please. 1044 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,876 - Sit. Sit. - Thank you. 1045 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:09,090 What do you think? I mean, it's... 1046 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:12,761 It's not bad considering, you know, I did want my name on the office door, 1047 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,761 but I decided not to ask, 'cause there's no door. 1048 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:20,060 Well, it's beautiful, and it's yours. 1049 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,265 Oh, yes. 1050 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:24,348 Listen, Ponty, I just came by to tell you that 1051 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:26,607 I had a real good time the other night. 1052 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:30,446 Oh, me, too. Listen, I enjoyed the conversation. 1053 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:35,108 - I guess I talk too much. - Well, I liked it. 1054 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,536 But just one thing, Ponty, sort of bothers me. 1055 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,113 - What? - About what happened later. 1056 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,080 I mean, you know, when we said good night. 1057 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,366 I know it was our first date, 1058 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:44,218 and I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me, 1059 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:46,745 but, well, 1060 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,590 I guess it's only natural for a fella to try to get a little fresh with a girl 1061 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,877 and make a pass at her. 1062 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,800 But you didn't do anything. 1063 01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,799 [SIGHS] 1064 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:03,137 Well, I had to get up early. 1065 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:12,654 Sir... Miss. 1066 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,615 I'm Miss LaRue, honey. 1067 01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:18,660 Yes, well, I don't... What can I do for you? 1068 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:22,327 A secretary was ordered to be assigned to you. 1069 01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:24,908 I'm your assignation. 1070 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:26,576 [FINCH EXHALES] 1071 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,429 You didn't tell me you were getting a secretary. 1072 01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:31,332 I just found out myself. I don't know... 1073 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:35,176 - Rose... - Well, happy dictation, Ponty. 1074 01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:36,674 Bye. 1075 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:47,810 [FINCH CLEARING THROAT] 1076 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:54,362 I don't know. Oh... 1077 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,274 Won't you sit down, Miss LaRue? 1078 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:58,984 - Thank you. - Yes. 1079 01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:06,041 Yes, now, Miss LaRue... 1080 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,704 Oh, just call me Hedy. 1081 01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:11,831 Well, yes, but I think that perhaps, you know, in a business relationship... 1082 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:14,215 - You're cute. - Excuse me a moment. 1083 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:17,176 AUTHOR'S VOICE: Choosing a secretary can be fraught with peril. 1084 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:20,714 Take a good look at the young lady who has been assigned to you. 1085 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,011 [EXCLAIMING] 1086 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:30,557 If she is so attractive that you feel things are too good to be true, 1087 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,233 be very careful. 1088 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:37,231 It may be that one of the big men in the company is interested in her career. 1089 01:03:37,605 --> 01:03:39,448 There's a simple test for this. 1090 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:41,743 Check on her secretarial skill. 1091 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:45,865 The smaller her abilities, the bigger her protector. 1092 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:50,076 Yes. 1093 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:51,624 [CLEARING THROAT] 1094 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:57,258 Miss LaRue, let's try some dictation. Take a letter for me. 1095 01:03:57,292 --> 01:04:01,638 - Shoot. - Yes, this is to Mr. Gatch. 1096 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:05,597 Dear Mr. Gatch... 1097 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,119 Pursuant 1098 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,666 to our discussion of... 1099 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,630 Wait a minute. You trying to catch a train? 1100 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:37,836 Miss... Hedy. What... 1101 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,460 What are you taking this down in? 1102 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:44,340 Longhand. It's safer. I make up for it when I type. 1103 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:47,843 - Oh, I see. Oh, you type fast, huh? - Like a jack rabbit. 1104 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:49,435 Twelve words a minute. 1105 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:51,813 Miss LaRue. Hedy. Tell me something. I'd like to know. 1106 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,932 What... Now, what 1107 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:56,602 was your last 1108 01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,154 position? 1109 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,460 - I was in the tobacco business. - In the tobacco business. 1110 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:05,884 - But then Mr. Biggley... - Biggley? 1111 01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,004 Was interested in wickets, 1112 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:10,498 so I matriculated myself into business school and... 1113 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,664 - Well, here I am. - Oh, yes, you are. Yes, yes. 1114 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:16,038 Go ahead, dictate some more, I'm gonna like this jazz. 1115 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:17,664 Miss LaRue. Hedy. 1116 01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:20,629 Look, put the letter aside for a moment. I want you to do me a favour. 1117 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:23,341 - I have a very important job for you now. - Oh, good. 1118 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:26,348 I want you to take this in to Mr. Gatch. 1119 01:05:26,631 --> 01:05:29,555 - Mr. Gatch. - Now, Mr. Gatch, he's my boss. 1120 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:33,230 - Yeah. - Wait a minute. I want you to give it 1121 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:37,393 to Mr. Gatch himself, all right, Hedy? 1122 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,690 Did you get that? Fine. 1123 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,692 Hedy? 1124 01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:47,736 - Personally. - Okay, Charlie. 1125 01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,414 - Mr. Gatch. - Yes? 1126 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,537 I'm Mr. Finch's secretary. 1127 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:02,542 This. 1128 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,380 Miss! Miss! Miss! 1129 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:12,553 - What are you doing tonight? - I've got a date with my gentleman friend. 1130 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:15,063 Oh, come on. You're in the big time now. 1131 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:17,565 Don't fool around with small fry. 1132 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,737 [PHONE RINGING] 1133 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:24,898 Hello, Mr. Finch's office. 1134 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:27,275 It's the production department. 1135 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,203 Hello. Finch. No, no. 1136 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:34,036 I'm running executive personnel placement department now. 1137 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:37,290 Oh, you want to speak to Mr. Gatch? 1138 01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:43,213 Well, no, he's been transferred to one of our out-of-town offices. 1139 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:46,594 Venezuela. 1140 01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:52,871 AUTHOR'S VOICE: Very Well, then. 1141 01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:55,805 It is time now to look to your next step up the ladder. 1142 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,931 This is an important step. 1143 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:01,768 Weigh carefully the next position you want to obtain. 1144 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,320 Miss Krumholtz, take a memo for me, please. 1145 01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:05,915 Yes, I was just straightening up your desk for you. 1146 01:07:05,939 --> 01:07:07,917 That'll wait. This is an interoffice memo to all departments. 1147 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:11,286 We are reassigning Mr. J. Pierrepont Finch 1148 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:13,617 to the World Wide Wicket advertising department. 1149 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:15,953 Signed, manager, executive personnel placement. 1150 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:23,290 Who the hell put through this assignment? I didn't order any help. 1151 01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:26,301 - Who are you, anyway? - Well, Finch, sir. J. Pierrepont Finch. 1152 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:27,509 I am the one who decides 1153 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,271 if this department needs replacement personnel. 1154 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,798 And if I need them, I pick them. Me, personally. 1155 01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:34,092 Some silly boob sends through a damn memo 1156 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,181 and just dumps you in my lap. Well, no, thank you. 1157 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:37,804 - Watch it, will you? - Excuse me. 1158 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:40,098 - Hi, Rosemary. - What are you playing, musical offices? 1159 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:43,118 Listen, I can't explain now, but I won't be able to have lunch with you today. 1160 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:45,440 - I have this meeting... - Finch! Are you listening? 1161 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:47,822 Yes, sir, Mr. Ovington. I heard every word you said, sir. 1162 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,823 Who the hell transferred you into this department? 1163 01:07:49,857 --> 01:07:52,155 Well, it was the manager of executive personnel placement. 1164 01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:53,877 - Who is he? What's his name? - No. He... 1165 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:57,791 Sir, he's not there anymore. He's been transferred to... 1166 01:07:57,824 --> 01:07:59,326 Damn system. 1167 01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:03,129 - Damn corporate procedures. - I agree with you, Mr. Ovington. 1168 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:05,432 Why, it's criminal the way they shift personnel without checking. 1169 01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:08,050 But I just want to say, since they have made this... 1170 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,044 This dreadful reassignment, 1171 01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,887 I promise you I'll... I promise. 1172 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:15,179 I'll do my best to make you happy with me, sir. 1173 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:22,224 [SNORING] 1174 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,402 Oh, really. 1175 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:31,740 [OVINGTON SCOFFING] 1176 01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:41,334 MAN: planned so that it will take in all countries in Europe and the Near East. 1177 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:52,216 Hedy? Personally. 1178 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:55,090 Okay, Charlie. 1179 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:01,061 - Hello, there. - Who sent you with this? 1180 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:05,108 - What happened? - He wants to see you, personally. 1181 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:07,606 [OVINGTON CLEARING THROAT] 1182 01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:08,774 Sit down, Finch. 1183 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,738 Oh. Thank you, sir. 1184 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,569 Yes? 1185 01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:15,402 Finch, I've been watching you for these last two days. 1186 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:17,369 Would you like to know my appraisal of you? 1187 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,246 Well, yes, I would, sir. 1188 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:22,124 Finch, you remind me of myself when I was a young man. 1189 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:23,868 Well, thank you very much, that's... 1190 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:27,881 So before you try to take over my job, I'm firing you. 1191 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,043 Firing me? 1192 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,588 I've already put the papers through and notified personnel. 1193 01:09:34,629 --> 01:09:36,973 You'll get the normal two weeks severance pay. 1194 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:38,808 Oh, and the party. 1195 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:41,101 I've scheduled your farewell party 1196 01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:43,597 for tomorrow afternoon on the rooftop garden. 1197 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:45,311 Well, I believe that's everything, Finch. 1198 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:49,106 You may spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning out your personal belongings. 1199 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,104 Goodbye, Finch. 1200 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,453 - Don't you feel... - Goodbye, Finch. 1201 01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:24,142 Ponty, I'm terribly sorry. I really don't know what to say. 1202 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:26,021 He just fired me. Just like that. 1203 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:28,767 Everyone is just shocked. Absolutely stunned. 1204 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:31,311 I mean, you were advancing so nicely. I don't understand it. 1205 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:34,822 Do you know, he was so dispassionate and cold. He's... 1206 01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:38,360 He's the only one that I could never get an angle on. 1207 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:40,445 Look, you're his secretary. 1208 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:44,161 You must know one weakness that he has, 1209 01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:45,950 some little angle that I could work on. 1210 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:49,166 Ponty, I swear to you, we hardly know him. 1211 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:52,499 No one knows anything about him. He's the company mystery man. 1212 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,134 But, hey, what about his personal phone calls? 1213 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:58,342 No, no, no. He has a private telephone he keeps locked up in a cabinet, 1214 01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,474 and his personal phone calls never go through me or the switchboard. 1215 01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:03,635 Ponty, you'd have to be a fly on the windowsill 1216 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:05,849 to learn anything about him. 1217 01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:09,186 But I want you to know that I'd do anything in the world to help. 1218 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:10,850 Say that again. 1219 01:11:12,393 --> 01:11:14,862 I said I'd do anything in the world to help you. 1220 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:17,027 No, before that. What did you say? 1221 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:20,238 I said, "You'd have to be a fly on his windowsill." 1222 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:21,531 Yeah. 1223 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:29,044 It should be de-accentuated. I am very disappointed in you. 1224 01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:30,679 - He missed the whole point. - He always does. 1225 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,181 Here's a new approach to what we've been saying. 1226 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,252 Well, that is more... 1227 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,373 [PHONE RINGING] 1228 01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:36,310 Oh, gentlemen, would you leave me alone for a few moments? 1229 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:38,428 Yes, certainly. Yes, yes. 1230 01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:42,340 We'll be outside, Burton, if you need us. 1231 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,232 Hello? Yes? 1232 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:03,404 Been waiting for your call. Yes, tonight. 1233 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,535 I'll see you right after work. Toodle loo. 1234 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,116 Happy reunion. 1235 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:55,955 [PARTY HORN BLOWING] 1236 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,095 All together now! 1237 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,804 Chipmunks! Chipmunks! 1238 01:13:05,631 --> 01:13:08,259 Chipmunks, Chipmunks, sis-boom-ba! 1239 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:12,476 Chipmunk, munk, Chipmunk, Chipmunk! 1240 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:16,359 Ovington, I'm not a bigot. I've hired men from all colleges. 1241 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:19,649 Tigers, Bulldogs, Trojans, Bears, Gophers, Badgers, 1242 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:21,985 but never, never a Chipmunk! 1243 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,826 You may call the shots around here, Biggley. 1244 01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,155 But the important thing is, 1245 01:13:25,192 --> 01:13:28,662 we Chipmunks murdered you Ground hogs in last Saturday's big game. 1246 01:13:30,114 --> 01:13:32,162 - MAN: Easy. Easy, J.B. - Get him out of here! 1247 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:35,162 Chipmunk, rah! Chipmunk, rah! Chip, chip, chip, chip, Chipmunk! 1248 01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:38,464 It's all right. Take it easy. Take it easy, J.B. 1249 01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:40,044 That was a narrow squeak. 1250 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:42,526 Imagine, a damn Chipmunk working right here in the building. 1251 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:44,980 It was a big shock to me, sir, when I found out. I know that. 1252 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,884 Finch, it's a good thing you're on the ball when it comes to advertising. 1253 01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:50,635 Say, J.B., what are we gonna do for a new advertising manager? 1254 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:53,680 Finch, it could be fate that you discovered this before Ovington fired you. 1255 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:55,852 - Why, sir? - You've always wanted this rotten job. 1256 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,352 - You think you can handle it? - Well, I don't know, sir. I've never had... 1257 01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:02,693 If there's one thing I admire in a man, it is humility. 1258 01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:08,670 Finch, I'm making you vice president in charge of advertising. 1259 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,162 - Vice president? - Easy, J.B. 1260 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:11,914 I don't want to question your decision. 1261 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,250 Finch is bright, but he's had no experience... 1262 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:17,041 - I like him! - I like him! 1263 01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,754 We like him! 1264 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:22,091 Listen, listen, listen, the farewell party's ready, J.B. 1265 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:26,054 Up on the roof, everybody. Well, hurry, before the ice melts. 1266 01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:28,514 See you up there, Ponty. 1267 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,558 Bratt, why is Finch smiling? 1268 01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:40,369 - Haven't you heard the news? - Oh, no. I don't wanna hear. 1269 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,522 - All right, the hell with you. - Ovington's out. Finch is in. 1270 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:46,611 Oh, I knew I didn't want to hear. I knew I didn't want to hear. 1271 01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:49,110 Boys and girls, your attention, please. 1272 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:53,411 Most of you know that this was to have been a farewell party for Mr. Finch. 1273 01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:56,250 I'm happy to inform you that Mr. Finch is still with us. 1274 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:57,619 Not only still with us, 1275 01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,917 but he is the new vice president in charge of advertising. 1276 01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:06,468 Let the fun and merriment continue. On with the dance. 1277 01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,548 I told you. That's my boy. 1278 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:18,602 Who wants to dance with Hedy LaRue? 1279 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,913 I don't think she's feeling too well. 1280 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:27,486 Have Bud take her home in the company car. 1281 01:15:29,275 --> 01:15:32,404 Hey, Buddy-bud. Let's dance. 1282 01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,447 No, no, no, Hedy, no. 1283 01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:36,953 - J.B. says you're to take Miss LaRue home. - Why? 1284 01:15:36,991 --> 01:15:38,993 "She doesn't feel well." 1285 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:42,956 - Okay, come on, Hedy. Come on. - I feel fine. 1286 01:15:43,122 --> 01:15:44,499 No, you feel terrible. 1287 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,083 - Finch! - Oh, yes, sir. 1288 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,798 How does it feel to be a vice president? 1289 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:50,637 Well, sir, I feel it's one of the biggest challenges 1290 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,107 that I've ever had in my career, sir. 1291 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:55,305 I think we've hit on something here, Bratt. This boy is loaded with ideas. 1292 01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:58,642 - Ideas? Tell us about them, Finch. - What have you got, Finch? 1293 01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,523 - Yes, let's hear your ideas, Finch. - Yeah, speak up, son. 1294 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,267 - Let's hear those ideas. - Well, sir... 1295 01:16:03,309 --> 01:16:04,589 BIGGLEY: Put up or shut up, son. 1296 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,329 Get on the ball or you're out of here like a shot! 1297 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:09,607 Well, when I present my ideas to you, sir, 1298 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:12,652 I want to present a whole, clear-cut campaign, 1299 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:15,663 not just one little, silly little idea, sir. 1300 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:16,868 Well thought out, Finch. 1301 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,708 Say, J.B., the board meeting is set for next Monday. 1302 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:23,170 Finch could present his whole clear-cut campaign at that time. 1303 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:25,298 - By Monday? - Finch, I'll give you 48 hours 1304 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,333 to come up with your advertising presentation. 1305 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:28,801 Better get going, Finch. 1306 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:32,134 You are now vice president in full charge of advertising. 1307 01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:36,017 Frankly, up to now, I'm pretty dissatisfied with your work. 1308 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,677 [ALL CHUCKLING] 1309 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,482 I love this floor! 1310 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,860 Hedy, no, it's the wrong floor. 1311 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,316 - Now, look what you did. - Catch me if you can. 1312 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:51,528 Look, Hedy, I don't think this is very funny. 1313 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:54,902 There's a cab waiting downstairs and I've gotta take you home. 1314 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:57,997 Look, a telephone. Upsy-daisy. 1315 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:03,085 Hello, I'd like a double Martini, please, with two olives! 1316 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:05,375 J.B. says you have to go home. 1317 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:08,753 No, no, no. I'm not going home. 1318 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,094 I'm going to J.B.'s office, because he has a private shower, 1319 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:15,340 and I'll take a nice, cool shower and then I'll feel fine, 1320 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:17,008 and I'll come back to the party. 1321 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,222 - Cha-cha-cha! - A shower? 1322 01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:22,772 A shower. Yeah, hey, why don't you do that, Hedy? 1323 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:26,233 You go take a nice shower in J.B.'s office, huh? 1324 01:17:26,350 --> 01:17:29,729 Oh, thanks, Buddy-bud. You know, you're cute. 1325 01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:33,946 Not as cute as Finch, but you're cute! Cha-cha-cha! 1326 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:40,365 That's the most flagrant thing I ever heard. 1327 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,534 Oh, yeah. Come on, girls. 1328 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,302 J.B. wants you to go down to his office. 1329 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,762 He'll meet you there in two minutes. 1330 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,254 I was just with J.B. Why don't... 1331 01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,391 - He didn't say anything... - There's something big in the wind. 1332 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:51,393 He doesn't want to talk about it in front of all these people. 1333 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,590 Now, he said it's very important. 1334 01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:57,757 Well, I've never seen J.B.'s office, anyway. 1335 01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,596 Well, thanks, Bud. 1336 01:18:22,114 --> 01:18:23,491 Guess who? 1337 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,624 - Mr. Biggley, is it... - Surprise! 1338 01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:28,962 Hedy? What? 1339 01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:30,265 Listen, what are you doing down here? 1340 01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:32,917 Oh! I came down to take a shower, 1341 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:35,711 because I got a little drunky up there. 1342 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,397 Yes, well, I think I'd better get back then. 1343 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:39,970 What's your hurry? It is much more fun down here. 1344 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:41,759 Hedy, look. I think I should get back... 1345 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,519 Don't you want to stay down here with me? 1346 01:18:44,637 --> 01:18:46,480 - J.B. is coming... - Cha-cha-cha! 1347 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,316 Cha-cha-cha. Listen, Hedy, please. He's gonna walk in that door. 1348 01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:50,852 I've been watching you, buster. 1349 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,078 I'm sure you've been watching... 1350 01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,321 - You're a cutey-pie. - Yes, Hedy, listen... 1351 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:57,325 If you want my opinion, you're going places. 1352 01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:58,655 Well... 1353 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:02,955 Yeah, Venezuela. Hedy, please, listen... 1354 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:08,210 Wouldn't J.B. die if he came in and found you kissing me? 1355 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:11,331 - Well, I'd rather he didn't, Hedy. - Come on, let's try it. 1356 01:19:11,372 --> 01:19:13,350 - Hedy, no kisses. He's gonna walk... - You'd better, Finch. 1357 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:17,129 - If you don't kiss me, I'll tell J.B. you did. - He's gonna walk... 1358 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,058 [SIGHING] 1359 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,474 Okay, look. Just once, then. 1360 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,361 [FINCH MOANING] 1361 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,705 [SINGING] ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1362 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,035 Huh? 1363 01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,747 Listen. Listen. Can't you hear it? 1364 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:54,673 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1365 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,250 Rosemary? 1366 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,503 - That kiss! - What about that kiss? 1367 01:19:58,544 --> 01:19:59,887 I don't know. Rosemary. 1368 01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:04,726 Finchie, thinking of two broads in the middle of one kiss is dirty. 1369 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:08,054 I'm sorry, Hedy, something must have happened. 1370 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:10,848 I don't know, I can't explain. It's... 1371 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:14,268 Finch, you are in love! 1372 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:18,776 [LAUGHING] 1373 01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,445 Yes, you're right. 1374 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,372 You're right. Finch is in love. It's the... 1375 01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:30,289 It's like music all around me. It's like a symphony. 1376 01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:32,582 I must have been in love with her all along. 1377 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:36,123 You found out you were in love with Rosemary by kissing me? 1378 01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:37,591 Yes, yes. 1379 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:42,721 "It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever did before." 1380 01:20:49,011 --> 01:20:51,105 [SWEEPING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1381 01:20:57,811 --> 01:21:00,155 ♪ Suddenly, there is music ♪ 1382 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:03,693 ♪ In the sound of your name ♪ 1383 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,869 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1384 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:15,621 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1385 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:18,666 ♪ Was the melody locked inside me ♪ 1386 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:22,131 ♪ Till, at last, out it came? ♪ 1387 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:28,138 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1388 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:35,688 ♪ Rosemary, just imagine ♪ 1389 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:38,477 ♪ If we kissed ♪ 1390 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,480 ♪ What a crescendo ♪ 1391 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,993 ♪ Not to be missed ♪ 1392 01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:58,338 ♪ As for the rest of my lifetime program ♪ 1393 01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:01,588 ♪ Give me more of the same ♪ 1394 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,514 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1395 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:13,350 ♪ Rosemary ♪ 1396 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,682 ♪ There is wonderful music ♪ 1397 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:20,528 ♪ In the very sound ♪ 1398 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:24,569 ♪ Of your name ♪ 1399 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:33,202 Ponty? 1400 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,285 Ponty, I heard Bud Frump talking at the party. Where is she? 1401 01:22:36,368 --> 01:22:38,346 Rosemary, listen. The most wonderful thing has happened. 1402 01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,765 - What are you talking about? - Can't you hear it? Can't you hear it? 1403 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:43,212 - I don't hear a thing. - It's all around me. It's... 1404 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,878 - It's like a beautiful pink sky. - Now look here, J. Pierrepont. 1405 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:47,258 Have you lost your mind? 1406 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:50,428 Rosemary, darling, will you please marry J. Pierrepont Finch? 1407 01:22:50,549 --> 01:22:52,597 Now I hear it. I hear it. 1408 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,225 Gee, I've been so wrapped up in, I don't know, 1409 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:02,065 just trying to get ahead, I just never realized. 1410 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,943 It's almost as though I'm seeing you for the first time. 1411 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,565 Hi, Rosemary. 1412 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:13,740 Well, what's the matter? 1413 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:17,001 - Rosemary. - Don't let me keep you. Go on. 1414 01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,675 Go back to making love to her. Kiss her! 1415 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:20,504 Take her home for the weekend. I don't care. 1416 01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,297 All right, now what'll I do? 1417 01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:24,416 Let's do what she said. 1418 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:33,601 - Hedy, would you please stop... - You. Get back in the shower. 1419 01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:35,677 [HEDY PROTESTING] 1420 01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,264 - Get back in there. - I have nothing to hide. 1421 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:41,146 Oh, yes, you have, and you keep it hidden. 1422 01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:43,360 - You snake, kiss me. - Let me explain. 1423 01:23:43,435 --> 01:23:45,278 - Kiss me. - What are you talking about? 1424 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:51,948 I beg your pardon. I thought I was looking... 1425 01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:54,613 - Bud Frump saw... - It's all my fault, Mr. Biggley. 1426 01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:58,455 I insisted that Mr. Finch show me your office. 1427 01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:02,712 I see. Actually, I just came in to... 1428 01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,465 To wash up. 1429 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:09,886 Oh. Excuse me. 1430 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,803 Finch, I guess I owe you an apology. 1431 01:24:17,844 --> 01:24:20,017 - You do, sir? For what? - Never mind. 1432 01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,033 However, I want you to know that I do not approve 1433 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,730 of what you were doing when I walked in. 1434 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,621 I don't care for that sort of thing between an executive and his secretary. 1435 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:29,990 But Miss Pilkington won't be my secretary until Monday. 1436 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,734 That's a good point. 1437 01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:37,156 You can come out now, girls. 1438 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,666 Rosemary, I want to thank you so... 1439 01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:41,873 I want to thank you for... 1440 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:43,667 Rosemary, where are you going? 1441 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:44,997 I never want to see you again. 1442 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:46,558 Rosemary, come here. Listen. Don't you understand? 1443 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,850 You're going to be my secretary. 1444 01:24:47,874 --> 01:24:49,811 I wouldn't be your secretary, if wild horses dragged me, 1445 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,396 - I wouldn't be your secretary. - What are you talking... 1446 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,845 - I'll take the job! - Hedy, Hedy. I would love that. 1447 01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:58,852 I really would, but Rosemary's going to be my secretary. 1448 01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:00,895 Now, listen to me. Hey. 1449 01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:03,533 I can explain everything later about Hedy, about everything. 1450 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:04,683 Don't you understand? 1451 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:08,400 I've just been made vice president in charge of advertising. 1452 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,238 Now, you know what a tough job that is. 1453 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:13,529 Hey! And I can only do it if I have your help. 1454 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:16,779 Rosemary, I need you. 1455 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:21,416 Well, when you put it that way... 1456 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:25,208 Guess I'll wait for that pigeon till after he's married. 1457 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,938 Sure a lot of whispering going on. 1458 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,414 It's the merchandise Mafia at work. 1459 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:47,034 Ever since Finch became vice president, 1460 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:48,561 they're all scared out of their wits. 1461 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:51,572 Yeah, human nature. They can't wait for him to lay an egg. 1462 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,124 What time is the big meeting this afternoon? 1463 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,400 4:30. 1464 01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:57,320 AUTHOR'S VOICE: So, you are now a vice president. 1465 01:25:57,611 --> 01:26:01,457 You have climbed the ladder of success rung by painful rung 1466 01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:04,076 until you've almost scaled the top. 1467 01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:09,415 You have done beautifully, unless you are vice president in charge of advertising. 1468 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,755 In that case, you're in terrible trouble. 1469 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:15,087 There is one thing that can save you. 1470 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:17,343 You must get a brilliant idea. 1471 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:20,096 Now, the quickest way to get a brilliant idea 1472 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:22,348 is to steal someone else's. 1473 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:28,142 Hi, Ponty. I had to talk to you. 1474 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:31,521 - Hi, Bud. - Hey, first time I've seen your new office. 1475 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:35,324 Hey, quite a layout. My favourite style. 1476 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:37,447 Chinese provincial. 1477 01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:42,006 - Ponty, I want you and me to be friends. - Oh, Bud. Now, come on. 1478 01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:44,829 - You know, smoke a peace pipe. - Oh, look, would you... 1479 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:46,827 - You never liked me. - Bud, now don't... 1480 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:49,455 Don't deny it. It's true, and I don't blame you. 1481 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,462 - I've been a no-good, back biting fink! - Oh, now, Bud, come on. 1482 01:26:52,499 --> 01:26:54,672 I think that puts it a bit strong. 1483 01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:56,636 How would you put it? 1484 01:26:57,629 --> 01:27:00,382 - I guess your way is best. - I wanna change all that. 1485 01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:02,360 - Now, I know you're stuck for an idea, so... - Wait a minute! 1486 01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:04,278 - I'm not stuck for an idea. - I know you're stuck for an idea. 1487 01:27:04,302 --> 01:27:05,446 But I'm not stuck for an idea. 1488 01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:06,614 I know you're stuck for an idea, 1489 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,282 and I was thinking that give away shows are coming back. 1490 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:09,979 I don't need anyone else's idea. 1491 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:12,565 What did you say about a give away show? 1492 01:27:12,644 --> 01:27:14,692 I have this dandy idea for a give away program. 1493 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,030 - A give away program? - Yeah. 1494 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:19,027 It's called the World Wide Wicket Treasure Hunt. 1495 01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:20,152 A treasure hunt. 1496 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,988 We hide a $1,000 savings bond somewhere. 1497 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:27,205 And each week on television, we give clues to where it's hidden. 1498 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:30,888 - Like you say, you don't need an idea. - No, I really don't need it. 1499 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:33,916 Let me leave it with you, and if you get a chance, look it over. 1500 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,377 Because the meeting's in a few little while. 1501 01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:38,253 I mean, it's soon. 1502 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:44,844 What did your uncle say when you told it to him? 1503 01:27:44,926 --> 01:27:47,363 I haven't told it to J.B. If I brought it to him, he wouldn't listen. 1504 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:48,489 That's why I brought it to you. 1505 01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,658 Wait a minute. You never mentioned this to your uncle at all? 1506 01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:51,683 No, Ponty. 1507 01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:53,077 But how can I believe that? An idea like this? 1508 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:55,163 No, Ponty. Look, if you're not interested, that's one thing... 1509 01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:56,860 All right, I'll... 1510 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:03,537 Well, I'll give it a bit of a think-think, you know. 1511 01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:07,408 - Mull it around a bit. - Feel free to use it. 1512 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:16,795 Treasure hunt. 1513 01:28:24,883 --> 01:28:26,476 Are you pregnant or something? 1514 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:27,862 Hedy, I told you never to come... 1515 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:30,264 I did not intend to embarrass you, 1516 01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:32,645 I just came for a business purpose. 1517 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:33,816 Business? 1518 01:28:33,892 --> 01:28:37,317 I wish to tender you with my resignation. 1519 01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:38,988 Your resignation? I can't believe it. 1520 01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:41,584 Why would you do this? Hedy! You can't do this to me. You can't... 1521 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,781 J.B., J.B., J.B.! 1522 01:28:44,110 --> 01:28:45,870 - Oh, I'm sorry. - What the hell do you want? 1523 01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:49,408 J.B., do you remember that television idea I told you about, the treasure hunt? 1524 01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:51,928 I've told you what I thought of that stupid treasure hunt idea. 1525 01:28:51,952 --> 01:28:53,638 I just wanted to remind you that you hated it. 1526 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:54,754 - Out! - You do hate it. 1527 01:28:54,788 --> 01:28:57,416 - I said out! - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. 1528 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,754 Now, what is this resignation nonsense? Where are you going? 1529 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:05,683 I don't know. All I know is, I am clearing out of here! 1530 01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:08,761 I am beginning to rot in that secretarial pool. 1531 01:29:08,802 --> 01:29:11,772 Not one person will use me as his secretary. 1532 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:15,685 They stay away from me like I had an extremely tropical disease. 1533 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:18,246 But, darling, just be patient. I promise we'll find a spot for you. 1534 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:20,773 Promises, promises, promises, but no action. 1535 01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:25,115 No, no, no. I am fed up with that secretarial pool. 1536 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,824 I'll give you 24 hours. After that, it's goodbye, Wickets, 1537 01:29:29,948 --> 01:29:32,451 hello, somebody who can do me something for real. 1538 01:29:32,492 --> 01:29:35,120 Hedy, on my word of honour as a gentleman, 1539 01:29:35,161 --> 01:29:38,461 I promise you'll be out of that secretarial pool by tomorrow! 1540 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,463 You'd better or else! 1541 01:29:46,965 --> 01:29:47,966 [PHONE RINGING] 1542 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,183 Executive wash-room. Yeah, we're all down here. 1543 01:29:52,304 --> 01:29:55,899 The meeting's at 4:30. Come on down. We'll make plans. 1544 01:29:56,808 --> 01:29:58,151 - Big meeting today, huh? - Yeah. 1545 01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:00,069 Hear anything about what Finch is planning? 1546 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:03,149 J.B. set the board meeting, so he must have come up with something. 1547 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:06,405 You know, fellas, I'm getting a little afraid of Finch. 1548 01:30:06,484 --> 01:30:08,045 Me, too. If we don't stop him, pretty soon... 1549 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:10,413 He'll probably have us all working in the mail room. 1550 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:12,490 - Good luck to us. - Hi, men! 1551 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,827 - Hello, Bud. - Hi, Bud. Did you hear anything? 1552 01:30:14,868 --> 01:30:17,212 - Chaps, our worries are over. - What do you mean? 1553 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:20,253 Oh, I'm so happy, I could cry! Finch is going ahead with... 1554 01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:23,506 - What? - Well, believe me, he's dead, dead, dead. 1555 01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:25,553 - Oh, I'm glad to hear that. - I don't know. 1556 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:27,343 Finch has a way of bouncing. 1557 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,758 I wouldn't believe he was dead even if I read his obituary. 1558 01:30:29,841 --> 01:30:32,344 - Oh, you may be right. - Ordinarily, I'd agree with you. 1559 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,225 Finch is very smart. 1560 01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,940 But let's not forget that he's now in advertising. 1561 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:39,188 And that does something to men's brains. 1562 01:30:39,225 --> 01:30:41,899 Fred! Fred, I'll see you at the bus stop. 1563 01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:44,694 Has anybody seen my wild root cream oil? 1564 01:30:46,816 --> 01:30:49,410 - Hi, men. - Hello, Finch. 1565 01:30:49,694 --> 01:30:51,696 BRATT: All set for the big meeting? 1566 01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:54,161 Well, could be, could be. Wish me luck. 1567 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:56,918 - Good luck. - Go get 'em, baby. 1568 01:30:57,035 --> 01:30:59,003 - Good luck. - All the best. 1569 01:30:59,371 --> 01:31:00,873 Lots of luck! 1570 01:31:08,088 --> 01:31:10,887 [SINGING] ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1571 01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:13,556 ♪ I gotta stop that man ♪ 1572 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,265 ♪ Cold ♪ 1573 01:31:15,387 --> 01:31:17,890 ♪ Or he'll stop me ♪ 1574 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:24,775 ♪ Big deal, big rocket ♪ 1575 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:28,025 ♪ Thinks he has the world in his pocket ♪ 1576 01:31:28,066 --> 01:31:30,410 ♪ Gotta stop, gotta stop ♪ 1577 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:33,447 ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1578 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:36,207 ♪ That man ♪ 1579 01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:46,422 ♪ Now there you are ♪ 1580 01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:49,466 ♪ Yes, there's that face ♪ 1581 01:31:50,046 --> 01:31:53,892 ♪ That face that somehow I trust ♪ 1582 01:31:54,884 --> 01:31:57,888 ♪ It may embarrass you ♪ 1583 01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:00,648 ♪ To hear me say it ♪ 1584 01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:02,438 ♪ But say it I must ♪ 1585 01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:04,941 ♪ Say it I must ♪ 1586 01:32:06,396 --> 01:32:10,617 ♪ You have the cool, clear ♪ 1587 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:14,663 ♪ Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth ♪ 1588 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:22,789 ♪ Yet there's that upturned chin ♪ 1589 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:26,128 ♪ And the grin of impetuous youth ♪ 1590 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:33,633 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1591 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:39,521 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1592 01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:44,814 ♪ I hear the sound of ♪ 1593 01:32:44,976 --> 01:32:48,526 ♪ Good, solid judgement whenever you talk ♪ 1594 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:55,950 ♪ Yet there's the bold, brave ♪ 1595 01:32:56,488 --> 01:32:59,833 ♪ Spring of the tiger that quickens your walk ♪ 1596 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:01,038 [GROWLING] 1597 01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:07,716 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 1598 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:13,801 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1599 01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:19,554 ♪ And when my faith in my fellow man ♪ 1600 01:33:20,512 --> 01:33:24,983 ♪ All but falls apart ♪ 1601 01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:29,359 ♪ I've but to feel your hand grasping mine ♪ 1602 01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:33,067 ♪ And I take heart ♪ 1603 01:33:34,526 --> 01:33:36,199 ♪ I take heart ♪ 1604 01:33:39,364 --> 01:33:44,712 ♪ To see the cool, clear ♪ 1605 01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:48,753 ♪ Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth ♪ 1606 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:57,303 ♪ Yet with the slam-bang tang ♪ 1607 01:33:57,382 --> 01:34:00,386 ♪ Reminiscent of gin and vermouth ♪ 1608 01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:07,772 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 1609 01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:15,234 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1610 01:34:15,275 --> 01:34:17,243 ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1611 01:34:18,069 --> 01:34:20,288 ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1612 01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:30,256 ♪ Or he'll stop me ♪ 1613 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:36,338 ♪ Big wheel, big beaver ♪ 1614 01:34:36,421 --> 01:34:39,265 ♪ Boiling hot with front-office fever ♪ 1615 01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:41,427 ♪ Gotta stop, gotta stop ♪ 1616 01:34:41,509 --> 01:34:42,761 ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1617 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:46,602 ♪ Oh, I believe in you ♪ 1618 01:34:46,681 --> 01:34:49,935 ♪ Don't let him be such a hero ♪ 1619 01:34:49,976 --> 01:34:52,354 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1620 01:34:52,437 --> 01:34:54,815 ♪ Stop that man, gotta stop him ♪ 1621 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:57,442 ♪ - You ♪ ♪ - Stop that man, gotta stop him ♪ 1622 01:34:57,483 --> 01:34:59,861 ♪ - You ♪ ♪ - Stop that man, gotta stop that ♪ 1623 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:02,197 ♪ - You ♪ ♪ - Man ♪ 1624 01:35:07,619 --> 01:35:09,963 ♪ Gotta stop that man ♪ 1625 01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:12,833 ♪ I've gotta stop that man ♪ 1626 01:35:12,957 --> 01:35:14,379 ♪ Cold ♪ 1627 01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:17,713 ♪ Or he'll stop me ♪ 1628 01:35:17,795 --> 01:35:22,801 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1629 01:35:25,178 --> 01:35:32,187 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1630 01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:45,032 Right in here, boys. Put the projection over on the rack. 1631 01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:46,874 Follow him. Good afternoon. 1632 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:48,167 Gentlemen... Thank you. 1633 01:35:48,201 --> 01:35:49,970 Gentlemen, I'd like to present my new approach 1634 01:35:49,994 --> 01:35:51,837 to Wicket advertising, 1635 01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:54,670 which, in my humble opinion, I think it's brilliant! 1636 01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:56,843 - Sounds promising. Proceed, Finch. - Thank you, sir. 1637 01:35:58,044 --> 01:35:59,188 BIGGLEY What the hell is that? 1638 01:35:59,212 --> 01:36:02,056 That is a picture of Mount Vesuvius in eruption, 1639 01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:03,675 which gives you an idea of the impact 1640 01:36:03,716 --> 01:36:06,185 that our new television show is going to have. 1641 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:10,016 Now, J.B., the type of national publicity that you 1642 01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:12,229 and, well, you alone can look forward to... 1643 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,193 - The cover of TIME magazine. - Oh, yes, yes! 1644 01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:16,522 - Yes, and the cover of Newsweek. - Delightful! 1645 01:36:16,604 --> 01:36:18,857 And finally, J.B., the golfer of the year. 1646 01:36:18,898 --> 01:36:21,026 - Bravo, J.B., you've done it again. - Thank you. 1647 01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:25,114 Now, gentlemen, this is a map of the potential wicket market. 1648 01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:29,451 It's divided into social, geographic and ethnic groups. 1649 01:36:29,534 --> 01:36:30,751 - ALL: Ethnic? - Ethnic. 1650 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:32,791 It shows how we will make deep penetration, 1651 01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:35,373 overwhelming saturation into those areas 1652 01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:38,259 which have long remained peakiest. 1653 01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:41,721 - BIGGLEY: I like this thinking! - Now, this is a sales chart. 1654 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:44,424 This is a sales chart of the past fiscal year, 1655 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:48,304 which reflects the disastrous effect of our former advertising policy 1656 01:36:48,386 --> 01:36:51,310 in terms of per capita consumption of wickets. 1657 01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:54,939 Now, note, gentlemen, the sharp decline from normal regularity. 1658 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:57,232 Down! Down! Down! 1659 01:36:57,270 --> 01:36:59,739 But this is what's going to happen to our sales 1660 01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:03,322 after my new television program seeps into the public mind. 1661 01:37:03,401 --> 01:37:05,779 Up! Up! Up! 1662 01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:11,459 Up! Up! Up! 1663 01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:14,086 And there you have it. 1664 01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:19,293 - Finch, I think you've done it. Very good. - Well, thank you, sir. 1665 01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:21,670 - Yes, yes, yes. - Can I ask a question, J.B.? 1666 01:37:21,753 --> 01:37:24,677 Not "can I," damn it, "may I." You went to college. 1667 01:37:24,756 --> 01:37:26,258 May I ask a question? 1668 01:37:26,341 --> 01:37:29,185 - You may. - What's his idea? 1669 01:37:29,802 --> 01:37:31,475 You heard. It's a television show, 1670 01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:34,145 designed to give us penetration and peak reaction. 1671 01:37:34,265 --> 01:37:35,517 Don't you ever listen? 1672 01:37:35,600 --> 01:37:37,853 Sounds great, Finch, great. Doesn't it, men? 1673 01:37:41,481 --> 01:37:45,361 But what is his idea for the show? 1674 01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:49,114 I don't see why you have to be so damned negative. 1675 01:37:49,197 --> 01:37:53,953 The only things you ever come up with are lousy ideas like treasure hunts! 1676 01:37:57,121 --> 01:38:00,295 All right, Finch, what is the idea for the show? 1677 01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:03,961 I don't think I'm going to tell it to you. 1678 01:38:04,045 --> 01:38:05,672 What do you mean? 1679 01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:08,345 You know, J.B., look, I've... 1680 01:38:08,466 --> 01:38:10,560 I've always thought of you as a man of... 1681 01:38:10,635 --> 01:38:13,229 A man of perspicacity and vision. 1682 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:16,478 Open to new ideas! But now I don't know. 1683 01:38:16,557 --> 01:38:18,230 - I'm thrown. - By what? 1684 01:38:18,309 --> 01:38:21,688 The way you talked to Bud! About his idea. 1685 01:38:21,813 --> 01:38:23,815 For a treasure hunt. You dismissed it. 1686 01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:26,868 Now, there are treasure hunts and treasure hunts. 1687 01:38:26,984 --> 01:38:30,409 And at first, I thought Bud's idea 1688 01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:33,165 was a rotten idea myself. 1689 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:37,371 But, gentlemen, in the field of medicine, there were men like 1690 01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:40,374 Hippocrates, Louis Pasteur, 1691 01:38:40,498 --> 01:38:42,671 Sigmund Freud, Jonas Salk. 1692 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:46,596 Gentlemen, they all had brilliant ideas, but it took modern technology 1693 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:51,222 to take all these ideas and develop them into a great television program. 1694 01:38:51,384 --> 01:38:53,227 Like Dr. Kildare. 1695 01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:54,721 [ALL CHUCKLING] 1696 01:38:54,846 --> 01:38:58,692 The public always loves a show where someone wins a lot of money. 1697 01:38:58,724 --> 01:39:00,852 And the first one who comes up with a... 1698 01:39:00,935 --> 01:39:04,030 With a new, an unrigged, an unfixed way 1699 01:39:04,063 --> 01:39:07,283 to give away something for nothing is going to sweep the airwaves. 1700 01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:09,360 - It can't be done, J.B. - Can't be done? 1701 01:39:09,402 --> 01:39:11,404 But if it could, J.B... If it could... 1702 01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:13,281 Wouldn't it create a tremendous excitement? 1703 01:39:13,364 --> 01:39:14,425 It can't be done! But it can't. 1704 01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,676 But if it could! But if it could! 1705 01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:19,955 Look, J.B., just for a moment, say, "It could be done." 1706 01:39:20,037 --> 01:39:23,382 - Now, what is your answer? - I forgot the question! 1707 01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:26,878 I hate give away shows. They lack dignity. 1708 01:39:26,919 --> 01:39:28,921 Please, be patient. Gentlemen. 1709 01:39:29,046 --> 01:39:31,640 The World Wide Wicket Treasure Girl. 1710 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:33,764 [MAN WHISTLING] 1711 01:39:33,885 --> 01:39:36,388 - What is this? - This is the secret ingredient. 1712 01:39:36,471 --> 01:39:39,475 It can't miss. I'm combining greed with sex. 1713 01:39:39,932 --> 01:39:41,275 Go ahead, Hedy. 1714 01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:46,068 Hello, there. I'm your World Wide Wicket Treasure Girl. 1715 01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:51,490 - Each week, I'm going to give you a... - Clue. 1716 01:39:51,569 --> 01:39:55,574 Clue to where the World Wide treasure has been stashed. 1717 01:39:55,656 --> 01:39:57,909 - Buried! Buried treasure. - Oh, yeah. Buried. 1718 01:39:57,992 --> 01:40:00,586 This eye patch gets me mixed up. 1719 01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:05,007 J.B., Miss LaRue is, well, she's just helping me with the idea. 1720 01:40:05,082 --> 01:40:07,084 She will not be our regular Treasure Girl. 1721 01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:10,756 You see, actually, when we go on the air, we're going to need a... 1722 01:40:10,796 --> 01:40:13,094 You know, we'll need a big name personality. 1723 01:40:13,174 --> 01:40:16,269 Someone like Elizabeth Taylor. 1724 01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:18,906 - Why don't you get Queen Elizabeth? - This is an American program. 1725 01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:20,352 This is insanity, J.B.! 1726 01:40:20,431 --> 01:40:22,775 Now tell this maniac hustler to get out of our business! 1727 01:40:22,808 --> 01:40:23,934 I'll handle this. 1728 01:40:23,976 --> 01:40:27,480 Will you gentlemen and Miss LaRue kindly leave me alone with Mr. Finch? 1729 01:40:27,605 --> 01:40:30,250 - Sir, I can explain this, sir. - BRATT: The FCC wouldn't approve of this. 1730 01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:32,117 Now, wait a minute! That's not true at all. 1731 01:40:32,193 --> 01:40:35,197 - Not at all. - But, gentlemen... Sir... 1732 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,294 give away show. I'll have to mull this over. 1733 01:40:41,327 --> 01:40:43,625 Where is the treasure going to be hidden? 1734 01:40:43,663 --> 01:40:48,009 Sir, this is a completely honest show. Not even the Treasure Girl 1735 01:40:48,125 --> 01:40:51,129 is going to know where the treasure is hidden. 1736 01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:54,011 I mean, whoever she may be. I'm the only one that will know, sir. 1737 01:40:54,131 --> 01:40:56,443 As president of the company, don't you think I should know? 1738 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:59,812 Yes. Well, I'm gonna hide 5,000 shares of stock 1739 01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:02,561 in each of the 10 World Wide Wicket buildings throughout the world. 1740 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,688 Now, well, now you know, sir. 1741 01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:07,187 But it just must be a secret between you and me. 1742 01:41:07,311 --> 01:41:11,817 Finch, you're a brilliant young man, but I'm afraid you've let us down. 1743 01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:15,738 You've missed the boat! Haven't thought this out properly. 1744 01:41:16,487 --> 01:41:17,579 Why, sir? I don't... 1745 01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:22,536 Tell me, why does this Treasure Girl have to be a big-name personality? 1746 01:41:30,710 --> 01:41:32,553 Right this way, sir. 1747 01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:36,887 Dress rehearsal went exceedingly well. 1748 01:41:38,509 --> 01:41:41,103 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Quiet, please. Five seconds to air. 1749 01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:42,722 Five, four, three... 1750 01:41:42,847 --> 01:41:44,700 I think you'll be able to see it all from here, sir. 1751 01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:49,862 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 1752 01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:52,691 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 1753 01:41:57,028 --> 01:41:59,872 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the World Wide Wicket 1754 01:41:59,905 --> 01:42:03,375 master of ceremonies, Mr. George Fenneman. 1755 01:42:03,451 --> 01:42:04,794 [APPLAUDING] 1756 01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:15,596 Ladies and gentlemen, the World Wide Wicket Company, 1757 01:42:15,713 --> 01:42:18,933 whose slogan for over 100 years of service to your community 1758 01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:23,726 has been, "A day without a wicket is like a day without sunshine," 1759 01:42:23,763 --> 01:42:26,107 brings you now, in living colour, 1760 01:42:26,307 --> 01:42:28,810 the World Wide Wicket Treasure Hunt. 1761 01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:34,399 Here with us tonight, to insure absolute integrity to our give away show, 1762 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:37,444 we welcome the distinguished Supreme Court justice, 1763 01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:40,117 Leland Anthony Hausmeyer, 1764 01:42:40,404 --> 01:42:42,782 United States Senator, Wellington Washburn, 1765 01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:44,909 and Dr. Stanton J. Noble 1766 01:42:44,950 --> 01:42:47,078 of the American University Advisory Committee. 1767 01:42:47,161 --> 01:42:50,506 And your job, gentlemen, to ensure an absolutely 1768 01:42:50,581 --> 01:42:54,131 unrigged, unfixed give away of money tonight. 1769 01:42:54,251 --> 01:42:56,925 Good touch, Finch. Nice tone of dignity and distinction. 1770 01:42:56,962 --> 01:43:01,263 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, 1771 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:04,099 the World Wide Wicket Treasure Girl! 1772 01:43:05,763 --> 01:43:06,980 Hello, there! 1773 01:43:07,098 --> 01:43:10,773 I'm your World Wide Wicket Treasure Girl! 1774 01:43:17,817 --> 01:43:20,320 I'm here to give you the first clue 1775 01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:24,449 to where 50,000 shares of stock are hidden. 1776 01:43:27,868 --> 01:43:30,149 Say, I'm beginning to wonder where the treasure is myself. 1777 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:32,332 - Yeah, Ponty, where is it hidden? - No, no. 1778 01:43:32,456 --> 01:43:34,879 Nobody in the world knows but J.B. and myself. 1779 01:43:34,959 --> 01:43:36,632 - Right, J.B.? - Right, Finch. 1780 01:43:36,669 --> 01:43:40,674 All right, Treasure Girl. May we have the first clue, please? 1781 01:43:41,173 --> 01:43:43,642 The first clue. 1782 01:43:44,301 --> 01:43:45,553 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 1783 01:43:47,972 --> 01:43:51,567 - The first clue is... - One moment, Miss Treasure Girl. 1784 01:43:52,476 --> 01:43:54,069 This man is carrying a Bible. 1785 01:43:54,145 --> 01:43:56,364 Would you place your right hand on the Bible, please? 1786 01:43:56,564 --> 01:43:58,692 No, your other right hand. 1787 01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:04,330 Do you swear there has been no fixing or rigging in connection with this show? 1788 01:44:05,531 --> 01:44:07,829 - What's the matter with her? - She looks surprised. 1789 01:44:07,908 --> 01:44:09,831 Yes, she is. Hedy didn't know about this. 1790 01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:11,332 See, I wanted this part of the show 1791 01:44:11,370 --> 01:44:14,840 to be completely spontaneous and sort of unrehearsed. 1792 01:44:14,874 --> 01:44:17,252 That can be very dangerous. 1793 01:44:17,418 --> 01:44:19,762 Do you swear that you yourself do not know 1794 01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:22,215 where the treasure is actually hidden? 1795 01:44:22,506 --> 01:44:24,508 Is this a real Bible? 1796 01:44:25,509 --> 01:44:27,557 Yes, this is a real Bible. 1797 01:44:28,345 --> 01:44:30,848 You see? We're going to get into trouble. 1798 01:44:30,890 --> 01:44:33,188 Why, J.B.? Look, you and I are the only ones 1799 01:44:33,225 --> 01:44:35,694 who know where the treasure is hidden. 1800 01:44:35,728 --> 01:44:37,696 I mean, she doesn't know, does she? 1801 01:44:37,772 --> 01:44:40,571 - GEORGE: Please. Time is slipping by. - Does she? 1802 01:44:42,109 --> 01:44:45,283 Treasure Girl, the entire nation is waiting. 1803 01:44:45,529 --> 01:44:49,079 - I'll repeat the question. - Look, nobody told me about this. 1804 01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:52,545 - Miss Treasure Girl... - I do not wish to take a bum rap. 1805 01:44:52,620 --> 01:44:54,598 - Miss Treasure Girl... - My mommy and daddy told me 1806 01:44:54,622 --> 01:44:57,876 never to swear false witness against perjury. 1807 01:44:57,958 --> 01:45:00,381 I do know where the treasure is hidden. 1808 01:45:00,419 --> 01:45:02,888 I found out last night! 1809 01:45:02,922 --> 01:45:05,220 There is treasure hidden in all 1810 01:45:05,299 --> 01:45:09,054 the World Wide Wicket buildings right now. 1811 01:45:09,470 --> 01:45:11,063 [CLAMOURING] 1812 01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:15,063 GEORGE: Please, folks, come back. Stop that. Everyone take a seat. 1813 01:45:22,441 --> 01:45:24,239 Sam, stop that! What are you doing? 1814 01:45:24,276 --> 01:45:25,573 It's another treasure hunter. 1815 01:45:25,653 --> 01:45:28,076 This little creep tried to sneak past me three times! 1816 01:45:28,113 --> 01:45:31,583 Take your hands off him! I'm terribly sorry, sir. 1817 01:45:32,451 --> 01:45:34,721 This little creep happens to be the chairman of the board. 1818 01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:37,965 Chairman of the board? They all look alike to me. 1819 01:45:38,082 --> 01:45:39,425 I'm very sorry, Mr. Womper. 1820 01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:43,255 If you'll come with me, Mr. Biggley's waiting in his office. 1821 01:45:43,295 --> 01:45:45,263 Miss Jones, have you seen Ponty? 1822 01:45:45,339 --> 01:45:46,761 No. Everybody's looking for him. 1823 01:45:46,799 --> 01:45:48,426 Oh, poor baby. I've got to find him. 1824 01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:51,846 He was a nice boy, but somebody's head has to roll. 1825 01:45:58,477 --> 01:46:00,946 AUTHOR'S VOICE: How to handle a disaster. 1826 01:46:01,021 --> 01:46:02,989 In every businessman's career, 1827 01:46:03,107 --> 01:46:05,701 there are times when everything goes wrong. 1828 01:46:05,776 --> 01:46:08,780 This is a time for maintaining a cool head 1829 01:46:08,863 --> 01:46:11,457 and following the one, simple rule, 1830 01:46:11,532 --> 01:46:13,955 put the blame on somebody else. 1831 01:46:24,461 --> 01:46:26,884 Oh, Ponty! I've been worried to death. 1832 01:46:26,964 --> 01:46:28,966 Are you all right? Where have you been? 1833 01:46:29,008 --> 01:46:30,635 I've been just walking the streets. 1834 01:46:30,676 --> 01:46:33,304 I've just been thinking, thinking... Well... 1835 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:36,224 - Oh, you've got a bruise on your head. - I know! 1836 01:46:36,307 --> 01:46:38,560 I know, I got it last night. They... 1837 01:46:38,809 --> 01:46:42,484 - Well, they threw me out of a saloon. - Why'd they do that? 1838 01:46:42,980 --> 01:46:45,074 - I didn't buy anything. - The brutes. 1839 01:46:45,149 --> 01:46:46,269 Oh, Ponty, you're all right. 1840 01:46:46,317 --> 01:46:48,003 I was so worried, and everyone's looking for you. 1841 01:46:48,027 --> 01:46:49,870 Yes, I'll bet. I'm gonna be all right. 1842 01:46:49,987 --> 01:46:50,988 But before they find me, 1843 01:46:51,071 --> 01:46:54,245 I have to read up on how to handle this disaster. 1844 01:46:54,325 --> 01:46:56,327 Read up? Well, what do you mean? 1845 01:46:56,410 --> 01:46:57,957 Well, I might as well tell you. 1846 01:46:57,995 --> 01:46:59,588 See, before I came to this company, 1847 01:46:59,663 --> 01:47:02,337 - I was a... - What were you? 1848 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,840 I was a window washer. 1849 01:47:05,044 --> 01:47:07,342 Then I came across this book. 1850 01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:10,178 "How to Succeed in Business." 1851 01:47:10,257 --> 01:47:13,431 It just must explain how to put the blame on someone else. 1852 01:47:13,510 --> 01:47:15,387 Oh, Ponty, you wouldn't. That's dishonest. 1853 01:47:15,512 --> 01:47:16,559 I mean, it was your idea. 1854 01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:18,199 You've got to go in there and face the music. 1855 01:47:18,223 --> 01:47:20,897 You don't understand what it's like in big business. 1856 01:47:21,018 --> 01:47:25,068 They'd fire me. I'd have to go back to washing windows. 1857 01:47:25,189 --> 01:47:27,863 Ponty, I couldn't love a man who wasn't honest. 1858 01:47:27,942 --> 01:47:30,170 If you don't go in there and make a clean breast of everything, 1859 01:47:30,194 --> 01:47:32,394 - I'll never have any respect for you. - Rosemary, look. 1860 01:47:32,446 --> 01:47:36,292 It's no life for you, being married to a window washer. 1861 01:47:37,076 --> 01:47:41,877 Ponty, are you gonna go in there and face them honestly or not? 1862 01:47:44,041 --> 01:47:45,588 Goodbye, Ponty. 1863 01:47:50,214 --> 01:47:51,807 Rosemary, wait! 1864 01:47:54,385 --> 01:47:56,979 Rosemary, wait! Rosemary! 1865 01:47:57,054 --> 01:47:58,531 Finch, you're wanted in J.B.'s office. 1866 01:47:58,555 --> 01:48:01,104 - Yeah, well, I thought I'd wash up first. - They want you now. 1867 01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:02,977 That's what I figured. 1868 01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:04,871 Well, let me tell you before we go any further. 1869 01:48:04,895 --> 01:48:06,897 I realize that I'm the president of this company, 1870 01:48:06,981 --> 01:48:09,404 the man who's responsible for everything that goes on here. 1871 01:48:09,441 --> 01:48:12,945 So, I want to state right now that anything that happened is not my fault! 1872 01:48:13,070 --> 01:48:14,714 There's one bright side to this whole thing, Wally. 1873 01:48:14,738 --> 01:48:16,883 You'll be happy to know we've someone we can pin it on. 1874 01:48:16,907 --> 01:48:19,386 You'll soon see where the responsibility for this whole thing lies. 1875 01:48:19,410 --> 01:48:21,754 When Finch gets here, I'll do all the talking. 1876 01:48:21,829 --> 01:48:24,673 This is a very slick youngster, Wally. 1877 01:48:24,748 --> 01:48:26,341 Here he is now. 1878 01:48:27,584 --> 01:48:28,728 All right. Mr. Biggley, please... 1879 01:48:28,752 --> 01:48:30,220 No, no, no. I'll do all the talking. 1880 01:48:30,254 --> 01:48:33,599 By the way, you haven't met Mr. Womper. This is the chairman of the board. 1881 01:48:33,632 --> 01:48:34,804 How do you do, Mr. Womper? 1882 01:48:34,925 --> 01:48:36,444 - Mr. Womper... - No speeches. It's all settled. 1883 01:48:36,468 --> 01:48:38,436 I want you to sign a simple letter of resignation 1884 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:41,940 in which you accept all the blame for what happened. 1885 01:48:44,435 --> 01:48:45,687 - Rosemary. - What? 1886 01:48:45,769 --> 01:48:47,316 All right, Mr. Biggley, I... 1887 01:48:47,438 --> 01:48:49,358 All right. I'll be glad to sign the resignation. 1888 01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:51,251 - Is this one of your tricks? - No, Mr. Biggley. 1889 01:48:51,275 --> 01:48:55,781 Look, I'm through with all that. This firm has been pretty good to me. 1890 01:48:56,447 --> 01:48:58,633 Now, I'm just going to resign. I'm gonna take the blame, 1891 01:48:58,657 --> 01:49:02,207 and go back to what I did before I came here. 1892 01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:04,288 What did you do, Finch? 1893 01:49:05,622 --> 01:49:06,623 [SIGHING] 1894 01:49:08,667 --> 01:49:11,511 - I was a window washer. - No kidding! 1895 01:49:12,129 --> 01:49:14,803 I started as a window washer myself! 1896 01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:16,137 [MEN CHATTERING] 1897 01:49:21,055 --> 01:49:22,807 You were a window washer? 1898 01:49:22,848 --> 01:49:25,818 What the hell did you think I was, a rail-splitter? 1899 01:49:26,143 --> 01:49:27,816 College man. 1900 01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:29,372 - So you were a window washer? - Yes, Mr. Womper. 1901 01:49:29,396 --> 01:49:30,540 - Call me Wally. - Okay, Wally. 1902 01:49:30,564 --> 01:49:32,987 - Tell me, Finch... - Why don't you call me Ponty? 1903 01:49:33,067 --> 01:49:36,571 Okay, Ponty. It's been a long time since I had anybody around here I could talk to. 1904 01:49:36,653 --> 01:49:37,839 How'd you happen to go into this business? 1905 01:49:37,863 --> 01:49:40,036 - Sir, let me tell you. See, I had a book... - Me, too. 1906 01:49:40,157 --> 01:49:43,206 Well, it was a book on how to succeed in business. 1907 01:49:43,327 --> 01:49:44,328 My book was more useful. 1908 01:49:44,411 --> 01:49:46,413 I booked bets for all the other window washers. 1909 01:49:46,497 --> 01:49:49,717 Cleaned up a bundle. Should have stood in that business. 1910 01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:53,053 Eight buildings wrecked, our stock is down five points! 1911 01:49:53,170 --> 01:49:56,720 - We're the laughing stock of the industry. - I know, Wally. 1912 01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,184 - It's ghastly. - Ponty, how did this happen? 1913 01:49:59,218 --> 01:50:02,017 I could understand a college man pulling a boner like this, 1914 01:50:02,096 --> 01:50:03,598 but not no window washer! 1915 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:05,899 Now, this idea of yours about a treasure hunt... 1916 01:50:06,016 --> 01:50:09,611 Now, hold it, Wally. Look, if there's one thing that I won't do, 1917 01:50:09,686 --> 01:50:12,530 it's take credit for another man's idea, 1918 01:50:12,940 --> 01:50:16,535 especially when he's the boss's nephew. 1919 01:50:22,908 --> 01:50:25,127 You never told me you hired your nephew. 1920 01:50:25,202 --> 01:50:26,875 Nephew? Oh, nephew. 1921 01:50:26,954 --> 01:50:29,377 He's not really my nephew, he's my wife's nephew. 1922 01:50:29,456 --> 01:50:32,551 I never showed him any favouritism. In fact, I hate him. 1923 01:50:32,626 --> 01:50:33,752 But you love his ideas. 1924 01:50:33,877 --> 01:50:36,356 No, when he first told me the idea, I thought it was a lousy idea. 1925 01:50:36,380 --> 01:50:38,733 When Finch brought it to me, I still said it was a lousy idea. 1926 01:50:38,757 --> 01:50:41,135 In fact, I told Finch it was a lousy idea! 1927 01:50:41,218 --> 01:50:44,062 - Why did you buy it? - Seemed like a good idea. 1928 01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:47,267 - Treasure hunt, treasure girl... - Finch dressed it all up. 1929 01:50:47,391 --> 01:50:51,112 He can't deny that the idea of the treasure girl was his! 1930 01:50:54,982 --> 01:50:58,612 - Wally, that was my idea. - And not a bad one, Ponty. 1931 01:50:58,986 --> 01:51:02,411 But who the hell picked that bubble-headed tomato? 1932 01:51:04,449 --> 01:51:05,496 [FINCH CLEARING THROAT] 1933 01:51:08,745 --> 01:51:10,122 [EXCLAIMS] 1934 01:51:10,247 --> 01:51:12,750 Don't get any wrong ideas, Wally. She's a fine girl. 1935 01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:15,256 You should have a talk with her. 1936 01:51:15,586 --> 01:51:17,088 I intend to. 1937 01:51:17,629 --> 01:51:20,929 Well, I think I got the whole picture. 1938 01:51:21,592 --> 01:51:24,937 Now, the question is what to do and who to do it to. 1939 01:51:25,012 --> 01:51:27,765 Wally, before you make any hasty decisions, I'd... 1940 01:51:27,806 --> 01:51:29,934 - Well, I'd like to say a few words. - About what? 1941 01:51:30,017 --> 01:51:32,145 About, well, about humanity. 1942 01:51:32,269 --> 01:51:35,944 No, look, even though we're all part of the cold, corporate set-up, 1943 01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:39,485 deep down under our skins there's flesh and blood. 1944 01:51:39,943 --> 01:51:42,822 - We're all brothers. - But some of us are uncles! 1945 01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,540 [SINGING] ♪ Now you may join the Elks, my friend ♪ 1946 01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:47,869 ♪ And I may join the Shriners ♪ 1947 01:51:47,951 --> 01:51:50,295 ♪ And other men may carry cards ♪ 1948 01:51:50,370 --> 01:51:52,668 ♪ As members of the diners ♪ 1949 01:51:52,956 --> 01:51:55,209 ♪ Still others wear a golden key ♪ 1950 01:51:55,292 --> 01:51:57,841 ♪ Or small Greek letter pin ♪ 1951 01:51:57,961 --> 01:52:01,135 ♪ But I have learned there's one great club ♪ 1952 01:52:01,340 --> 01:52:04,389 ♪ That all of us are in ♪ 1953 01:52:05,385 --> 01:52:09,310 ♪ There is a brotherhood ♪ 1954 01:52:09,973 --> 01:52:12,067 ♪ Of man ♪ 1955 01:52:12,142 --> 01:52:14,986 ♪ A benevolent brotherhood ♪ 1956 01:52:15,187 --> 01:52:17,485 ♪ Of man ♪ 1957 01:52:17,564 --> 01:52:20,158 ♪ A noble tie that binds ♪ 1958 01:52:20,192 --> 01:52:22,820 ♪ All human hearts and minds ♪ 1959 01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:27,992 ♪ Into a brotherhood of man ♪ 1960 01:52:28,033 --> 01:52:30,502 ♪ Your lifelong membership ♪ 1961 01:52:31,161 --> 01:52:33,255 ♪ Is free ♪ 1962 01:52:33,497 --> 01:52:35,841 ♪ Keep a-giving each brother all ♪ 1963 01:52:36,583 --> 01:52:38,711 ♪ You can ♪ 1964 01:52:38,835 --> 01:52:41,554 ♪ Oh, aren't you proud to be ♪ 1965 01:52:41,672 --> 01:52:43,891 ♪ In that fraternity? ♪ 1966 01:52:44,341 --> 01:52:49,848 ♪ The great big brotherhood of man ♪ 1967 01:52:50,430 --> 01:52:51,866 Now, Wally, I want you to remember that 1968 01:52:51,890 --> 01:52:53,858 before you consider firing Mr. Biggley. 1969 01:52:53,892 --> 01:52:56,190 Who's considering that? Get the hell out of here! 1970 01:52:56,228 --> 01:52:57,664 You see, I know what's on your mind. 1971 01:52:57,688 --> 01:52:59,361 You'd like to clear out the whole place. 1972 01:52:59,398 --> 01:53:01,571 I mean, from top to bottom. 1973 01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,616 It's the obvious move, but stop and think. 1974 01:53:05,779 --> 01:53:07,531 ♪ One man may seem incompetent ♪ 1975 01:53:07,614 --> 01:53:09,537 ♪ Another not make sense ♪ 1976 01:53:09,616 --> 01:53:11,539 ♪ While others look like quite a waste ♪ 1977 01:53:11,618 --> 01:53:13,541 ♪ Of company expense ♪ 1978 01:53:13,620 --> 01:53:15,714 ♪ They need a brother's leadership ♪ 1979 01:53:15,747 --> 01:53:18,216 ♪ So please don't do them in ♪ 1980 01:53:18,292 --> 01:53:20,920 ♪ Remember mediocrity ♪ 1981 01:53:21,044 --> 01:53:23,593 ♪ Is not a mortal sin ♪ 1982 01:53:23,922 --> 01:53:25,139 ♪ - They're - We're ♪ 1983 01:53:25,215 --> 01:53:27,058 ♪ - In the - In the ♪ 1984 01:53:27,134 --> 01:53:31,230 ♪ Brotherhood of man ♪ 1985 01:53:31,471 --> 01:53:33,769 ♪ Dedicated to giving all ♪ 1986 01:53:34,558 --> 01:53:35,935 ♪ We can ♪ 1987 01:53:36,059 --> 01:53:39,279 ♪ Oh, aren't you proud to be ♪ 1988 01:53:39,396 --> 01:53:41,819 ♪ In that fraternity? ♪ 1989 01:53:41,898 --> 01:53:46,620 ♪ The great big brotherhood of man ♪ 1990 01:54:02,002 --> 01:54:03,094 [EXCLAIMS] 1991 01:54:03,128 --> 01:54:05,597 - BUD: What'd I do? - No kidding! 1992 01:54:05,630 --> 01:54:08,429 ♪ Is there really a brotherhood ♪ 1993 01:54:08,508 --> 01:54:11,011 ♪ - Of man? ♪ ♪ - You are a brother ♪ 1994 01:54:11,094 --> 01:54:14,644 ♪ A benevolent brotherhood of man ♪ 1995 01:54:14,765 --> 01:54:18,144 ♪ Oh, yes, oh, yes A noble tie that binds ♪ 1996 01:54:18,268 --> 01:54:20,771 ♪ All human hearts and minds ♪ 1997 01:54:20,812 --> 01:54:24,817 ♪ Into one brotherhood of man ♪ 1998 01:54:24,941 --> 01:54:29,868 ♪ Oh, yes, our lifelong membership is free ♪ 1999 01:54:30,614 --> 01:54:34,869 ♪ Keep giving each brother all you can ♪ 2000 01:54:35,494 --> 01:54:37,872 ♪ - Oh, aren't you proud to be ♪ ♪ - MISS JONES: You, you got me ♪ 2001 01:54:37,954 --> 01:54:40,548 ♪ - In that fraternity? ♪ ♪ - MISS JONES: Me, I got you ♪ 2002 01:54:40,624 --> 01:54:44,845 ♪ - That great big brotherhood of man ♪ ♪ - MISS JONES: You ♪ 2003 01:54:46,713 --> 01:54:51,469 ♪ Oh, that noble feeling Feels like bells are pealing ♪ 2004 01:54:51,551 --> 01:54:55,977 ♪ Down with double-dealing Oh, brother ♪ 2005 01:54:56,056 --> 01:55:01,313 ♪ You, you got me Me, I got you ♪ 2006 01:55:03,688 --> 01:55:05,486 ♪ You ♪ 2007 01:55:06,566 --> 01:55:11,322 ♪ Oh, that noble feeling Feels like bells are pealing ♪ 2008 01:55:11,405 --> 01:55:13,749 ♪ Down with double-dealing ♪ 2009 01:55:13,824 --> 01:55:16,168 ♪ Oh, brother ♪ 2010 01:55:16,243 --> 01:55:20,874 ♪ You, you got me Me, I got you ♪ 2011 01:55:23,708 --> 01:55:25,255 ♪ You ♪ 2012 01:55:26,211 --> 01:55:30,933 ♪ Oh, that noble feeling Feels like bells are pealing ♪ 2013 01:55:31,007 --> 01:55:33,226 ♪ Down with double-dealing ♪ 2014 01:55:33,343 --> 01:55:35,721 ♪ Oh, brother ♪ 2015 01:55:35,846 --> 01:55:40,693 ♪ You, you got me Me, I got you ♪ 2016 01:55:43,186 --> 01:55:47,191 ♪ - You - Your lifelong membership ♪ 2017 01:55:47,232 --> 01:55:49,200 ♪ Is free ♪ 2018 01:55:49,234 --> 01:55:51,532 ♪ Keep a-giving each brother all ♪ 2019 01:55:52,028 --> 01:55:53,871 ♪ You can ♪ 2020 01:55:53,905 --> 01:55:58,752 ♪ Oh, aren't you proud to be in that fraternity? ♪ 2021 01:55:58,869 --> 01:56:03,625 ♪ That great big brotherhood of man ♪ 2022 01:56:14,050 --> 01:56:15,802 - Oh, Matt, Matt. Oh, Matt. - Any word? 2023 01:56:15,886 --> 01:56:18,981 Something big is brewing. Oh, Miss Jones. What's up? 2024 01:56:19,055 --> 01:56:21,149 All I can say is there are going to be some changes. 2025 01:56:21,558 --> 01:56:22,855 You hear that? Changes. 2026 01:56:22,934 --> 01:56:24,686 Boys and girls, boys and girls. 2027 01:56:24,769 --> 01:56:27,773 May I have your attention, please? Gather round, gather round. 2028 01:56:27,856 --> 01:56:29,449 I have an announcement to make. 2029 01:56:29,524 --> 01:56:33,995 As you know, there have been a few changes made at World Wide Wickets. 2030 01:56:34,321 --> 01:56:36,824 I'm speaking to you now in my new capacity 2031 01:56:36,907 --> 01:56:38,329 as vice president in charge 2032 01:56:38,408 --> 01:56:41,878 of employee morale and psychological adjustment. 2033 01:56:44,372 --> 01:56:47,672 Mr. Tackaberry here is now in charge of personnel. 2034 01:56:51,421 --> 01:56:53,765 And now, I'd like to have you hear a few words 2035 01:56:53,840 --> 01:56:57,014 from our hard-driving, hard-working president. 2036 01:57:00,305 --> 01:57:03,149 Thank you, thank you. Boys and girls, I have very good news for you. 2037 01:57:03,225 --> 01:57:05,648 I can truthfully state that World Wide Wickets 2038 01:57:05,727 --> 01:57:07,070 is now stronger than ever. 2039 01:57:07,145 --> 01:57:10,866 And much of the credit for this should go to a very loyal and very able young man. 2040 01:57:10,941 --> 01:57:12,534 Come here, Finch. 2041 01:57:12,609 --> 01:57:14,212 Most of you are aware that this youngster's rise 2042 01:57:14,236 --> 01:57:15,658 has been spectacularly rapid. 2043 01:57:15,737 --> 01:57:19,287 As a matter of fact, for a while I thought he was after my job. 2044 01:57:19,366 --> 01:57:21,744 - Luckily for me, he didn't want it. - No, no, J.B. 2045 01:57:21,826 --> 01:57:23,624 Your job is much too tough for me. 2046 01:57:23,703 --> 01:57:28,379 But if any credit is due, it should go to a great man and a great humanitarian. 2047 01:57:28,458 --> 01:57:31,257 I mean the chairman of the board, Mr. Wally Womper. 2048 01:57:31,336 --> 01:57:33,759 - Hear, hear! - Incidentally, folks, Mr. Womper 2049 01:57:33,838 --> 01:57:35,806 has his charming new wife with him here today. 2050 01:57:35,882 --> 01:57:39,352 Let's get them both out here, Mr. and Mrs. Womper. 2051 01:57:48,270 --> 01:57:50,489 Thank you. Thank you, boys and girls. Thank you. 2052 01:57:50,564 --> 01:57:52,942 And now, I have an announcement to make. 2053 01:57:53,024 --> 01:57:55,698 After 30 long years of service to... 2054 01:57:58,947 --> 01:58:01,325 After 30 long years of service to this company, 2055 01:58:01,408 --> 01:58:04,378 as chairman of the board, I've decided to retire. 2056 01:58:04,452 --> 01:58:08,002 And my wife and I are taking a long honeymoon trip around the world. 2057 01:58:08,081 --> 01:58:11,255 Sweetie, what a surprise! You didn't tell me! 2058 01:58:11,334 --> 01:58:14,964 I didn't know myself, until Finch handed me the tickets. 2059 01:58:15,046 --> 01:58:16,548 Well, what the hell? 2060 01:58:16,631 --> 01:58:19,635 It's not a bad idea at that. I'll concentrate on you. 2061 01:58:19,718 --> 01:58:20,810 [WALLY COUGHING] 2062 01:58:20,885 --> 01:58:22,572 Wally, who's going to be the new chairman of the board? 2063 01:58:22,596 --> 01:58:25,520 - As if I didn't know. - I'll kill myself. 2064 01:58:25,599 --> 01:58:28,728 Ponty, it's your baby now. Take good care of it. 2065 01:58:28,810 --> 01:58:30,621 - Well, I don't know if I could... - Congratulations. 2066 01:58:30,645 --> 01:58:31,692 I'll accept. 2067 01:58:31,771 --> 01:58:33,708 Miss Jones, you'll take Mr. Finch to his new office, please. 2068 01:58:33,732 --> 01:58:35,655 Right this way, Ponty. 2069 01:58:36,443 --> 01:58:38,616 Listen, have any of you girls heard from Rosemary? 2070 01:58:38,695 --> 01:58:40,789 Well, she packed up her things at the apartment. 2071 01:58:40,864 --> 01:58:43,333 - She left without a word. - We thought you'd heard from her. 2072 01:58:43,408 --> 01:58:45,456 Right through here, Ponty. 2073 01:59:01,551 --> 01:59:04,851 - Well, Ponty, what do you think? - Large. 2074 01:59:06,014 --> 01:59:09,109 Smitty, you don't think that Rosemary went home to her mother? 2075 01:59:09,184 --> 01:59:10,310 She just has to be here. 2076 01:59:10,393 --> 01:59:13,272 I mean, it's just... It's just no good without her. 2077 01:59:13,438 --> 01:59:16,783 Look, I'll call her family's place. Maybe they've heard from her. 2078 01:59:16,858 --> 01:59:19,611 Let me know, you know, if you hear... 2079 01:59:30,538 --> 01:59:33,712 Good morning. Good morning, Rosemary. 2080 01:59:37,128 --> 01:59:39,927 Rosemary, make up your mind. In or out? 2081 01:59:40,674 --> 01:59:43,018 I have other clients, you know. 2082 01:59:58,733 --> 02:00:02,408 I just couldn't leave you. I'm stuck with you, I guess. 2083 02:00:03,321 --> 02:00:04,789 FINCH: I adore you. 2084 02:00:09,911 --> 02:00:11,254 Oh. Wow. 2085 02:00:12,247 --> 02:00:13,499 Oh, that reminds me. 2086 02:00:13,581 --> 02:00:16,881 They want to make me chairman of the board. 2087 02:00:17,210 --> 02:00:18,928 Look, is it all right with you? 2088 02:00:19,003 --> 02:00:21,256 Darling, I don't care if you work in the mail room, 2089 02:00:21,339 --> 02:00:23,137 or you're chairman of the board, 2090 02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:26,015 or you're the president of the United States. 2091 02:00:26,094 --> 02:00:27,516 I love you. 2092 02:00:29,472 --> 02:00:31,099 - Say that again. - I love you. 2093 02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:33,059 No, before that. About... 2094 02:00:39,899 --> 02:00:42,027 Good morning, Mr. President. 2095 02:00:46,156 --> 02:00:50,127 ♪ We'll play it the company way ♪ 2096 02:00:50,201 --> 02:00:54,923 ♪ Executive policy is, by us, okay ♪ 2097 02:00:54,998 --> 02:00:59,674 ♪ You'll never be president But there's one thing clear ♪ 2098 02:00:59,753 --> 02:01:02,222 ♪ Whoever the company fires ♪ 2099 02:01:02,297 --> 02:01:06,894 ♪ We Will Still be ♪ 2100 02:01:07,260 --> 02:01:11,481 Here 174462