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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,745 --> 00:00:49,617 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 2 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:54,388 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 3 00:00:54,421 --> 00:01:00,028 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 4 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,897 ♪ All through the town ♪ 5 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:20,782 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 6 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:24,652 ♪ Round and round, round and round ♪ 7 00:01:24,686 --> 00:01:29,057 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪ 8 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,859 ♪ All through the town ♪ 9 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,530 Hi. 10 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:44,539 I'm Carrie. I like your song. 11 00:01:52,814 --> 00:01:56,818 And I will be going now. 12 00:01:56,851 --> 00:02:00,555 I'm sure you have a corn maze to get back to or something. 13 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:13,400 Jesus Christ, Gaby. 14 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,669 You just scared the living shit out of me. 15 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:15,770 What's wrong with you? 16 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:19,040 Hey, don't use the good Lord's name in vain, bitch. 17 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:22,043 What's wrong with you? 18 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:24,879 -I hate you so much. -I hate you more, mama. 19 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:27,015 -Hold up, wait. You're here. -Uh-huh. 20 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:28,650 Wait, I thought you couldn't make it because of training. 21 00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:31,019 Oh, my God. And your hair looks so cute. 22 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:32,787 What? And your skin, oh my God. 23 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,255 You are literally glowing, wait. Are you following any vloggers? 24 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,290 -No, I don't do that shit. -My back literally looks like... 25 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,226 Okay, dios mío. Vodka. Red Bull. 26 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:42,730 Calm the fuck down and land your plane, babe. Okay? 27 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,967 I will do no such thing. 28 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,769 When I see someone that I love, 29 00:02:47,802 --> 00:02:51,873 I'm gonna shout it for the world to hear. 30 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:55,208 - I love Gaby Martinez. - I love you too, dumbass. 31 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,678 You're fucking nuts, bro. 32 00:02:56,711 --> 00:02:58,846 Wait. Okay. No, no. Seriously, though. 33 00:02:58,880 --> 00:02:59,781 Why aren't you at school? 34 00:02:59,814 --> 00:03:02,382 Well, I tore my anterior cruciate ligament. 35 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,619 -Uh, what? -My knee. 36 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,889 Oh, your knee. Wait, shit. Gaby. I'm sorry. 37 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:10,357 Girl, I'm fine. I'll live. 38 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,160 Team doctors put me on the RICE diet. 39 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,062 -Yeah? -Rest. Ice. 40 00:03:14,095 --> 00:03:15,596 Compression. Elevation. 41 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,665 So, I've wrapped my knee and I'll be resting, icing, 42 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:18,666 elevating. 43 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,201 Whatever it is. We're drinking this weekend. 44 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:22,670 Oh. I see. 45 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:24,605 -You see me. -You got the RICE diet. 46 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,373 -I got the RICE diet. -You're on the RICE diet. 47 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,142 I got the RICE diet. 48 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:29,342 I got the RICE pan. 49 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,545 I got that RICE. 50 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,212 Okay, you really need to stop because I have 51 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,882 -all the rice in me. -Okay, okay. 52 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:37,852 -Holy shit. Olivia. -Whoa. 53 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,387 Oh god. 54 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,989 Hey, what did you pack? 55 00:03:42,023 --> 00:03:43,958 Well, the E-vite said to prepare 56 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,827 for a weekend of fun and adventure. 57 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,694 Yeah. 58 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:48,196 So, I brought a couple of extra thongs. 59 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,329 And, uh- 60 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,264 What? Oh, my God. 61 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,633 -What? -Gaby, what the--? 62 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,467 -What? -Stop! 63 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,502 When I love something, 64 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,838 I shout it for the world to hear. 65 00:03:56,871 --> 00:03:58,806 Yeah! 66 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,308 I've directed this scene so many times in my head, 67 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,244 -I deserve an Academy Award. -Chris! Oh, my God. 68 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,780 -I can't believe you're here. -It's okay. 69 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,949 I can't believe I'm anywhere while the sun is still out. 70 00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:09,483 Yeah. 71 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:14,522 Sheesh! Gabalicious? 72 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,760 Damn! Okay. 73 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:22,830 Oh. Sheesh! 74 00:04:22,864 --> 00:04:25,600 GABY, you're looking fit. 75 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,536 Christopher, you're looking 50 shades of stoned. 76 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,437 Fifty-one. I'm like the Viagra train. 77 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,839 You should hop on board. 78 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,875 Been there. Rode that. 79 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:35,877 Discovered I was riding on the wrong tracks, 80 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,512 but I will always be grateful 81 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:40,515 for my life-changing lesson from you. 82 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:41,749 Respect. 83 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,752 How's the 400 treating you? 84 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:48,222 Fifty-one flat. How's 420 treating you? 85 00:04:48,256 --> 00:04:50,224 14 grams flat. 86 00:04:50,258 --> 00:04:51,592 So, what gives? 87 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:53,594 Princess ever coming down from her Hindu Kush mountain? 88 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,696 -We haven't seen her yet. -Yeah? 89 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,665 Interesting. 90 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,933 Hmm. 91 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,467 Hey, since she did invite us, 92 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,537 it would be super rude not to partake 93 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,172 in these delicious sweetie treaties. 94 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:05,173 -Knock yourself out. -Alright, man. 95 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:06,207 Yeah. 96 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,477 Let them eat cake! 97 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,847 -Oh my God. -Wait. Look at you. 98 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,015 I know. 99 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,917 The perfect princess as always. 100 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:17,185 Thank you, thank you. Oh my God. 101 00:05:17,218 --> 00:05:19,086 I'm so excited you guys are here! 102 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,254 Aight. 103 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:21,823 Listen, I broke my own leg just to make sure 104 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:23,390 that I wouldn't miss it. 105 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,358 And that is why you have secured a spot 106 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:26,426 in my book of soulmates. 107 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,628 -Oh yeah? -Forever. 108 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:29,362 I broke my own bank account. 109 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,833 Uh, big bag. 110 00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:33,568 -Yeah. -Give me. 111 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,269 A little jewelry box. 112 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,341 Carrie, it's perfect. 113 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:45,646 Oh, just like you. Look. 114 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,881 Chris. 115 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,415 - Hi! - Hi. 116 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,751 Nice of you to say hi to me. 117 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:54,288 Do you have anything to keep Little Miss Princess happy? 118 00:05:54,322 --> 00:05:55,256 Hmm. 119 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,461 Only if you like Scooby Snacks. 120 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:02,864 Winner, winner. 121 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:06,100 -Tofu and kale dinner. -Tofu and kale dinner. 122 00:06:07,235 --> 00:06:08,803 Wait. So what's the plan, birthday girl? 123 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,038 Only the greatest weekend ever. 124 00:06:11,072 --> 00:06:12,707 Oh my goodness! 125 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,941 Hi! 126 00:06:13,975 --> 00:06:15,776 Yay! 127 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,178 -Hey! -Hey! 128 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,515 What's up, yo? 129 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,118 - Oh, I know. - Shit. 130 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,385 Hey. 131 00:06:26,354 --> 00:06:27,889 Don't be mad at me. 132 00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:28,789 I'm not mad. 133 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,358 I just wish that you would have told me. 134 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,693 Well, if I told you, you wouldn't have come. 135 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,528 Are you serious? You're my best friend. 136 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,596 Of course, I'm gonna come. 137 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:37,198 I just would have prepared myself 138 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,600 for the toxic shit sandwich I'm about to be served. 139 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:42,503 Carrie, you're being dramatic. 140 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,538 Yes, she is a hot mess. 141 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:47,775 And yes, she is beautiful and rich. 142 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,244 And yes, she drives all of us crazy. 143 00:06:50,278 --> 00:06:52,546 And yes, she's gonna go her entire life 144 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,547 without ever lifting a finger 145 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,415 and getting everything she wants. 146 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:59,020 And? 147 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,788 No and, those are just facts. 148 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:01,889 Okay. 149 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,124 Yeah, not helping. 150 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:04,325 Look, she's my friend. 151 00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:06,560 She's not the monster that you think she is. 152 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:11,966 And if you love me, you'll give her a chance. 153 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,802 Please. Please, please, please, please. 154 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,003 You're lucky it's your birthday. 155 00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:17,571 That's right, I'm the birthday bitch. 156 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,740 -Yeah. -I love you. 157 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,643 Oh. 158 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:24,145 Hi. 159 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:26,547 -Hey, Carrie. -Hey. 160 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:27,982 You look great. 161 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,750 Ah, thanks. 162 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,420 So do you. 163 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,654 Thanks. 164 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,827 Well, this is fun. 165 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,263 All my best friends in the same place. 166 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,231 Best birthday present ever! 167 00:07:44,265 --> 00:07:47,401 Speaking of birthdays, is this it? 168 00:07:47,435 --> 00:07:49,103 It's all of us getting drunk and fat 169 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,772 on our old stomping grounds, which I'm so down for. 170 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:55,676 Oh, well, I am so glad you asked. 171 00:07:55,710 --> 00:08:00,147 Ladies and gentlemen. 172 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,783 In order to celebrate the birth 173 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:08,923 of this magnificent, beautiful creature standing before you-- 174 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,157 Oh, girl. 175 00:08:10,191 --> 00:08:11,625 Bow, bitches, down. 176 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:14,061 Right, thank you. 177 00:08:14,095 --> 00:08:17,598 From a very generous donation from the My Daddy Corp, 178 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,100 I have planned a weekend 179 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:23,337 filled with sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 180 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:30,678 We have passes to the hottest ticket around town. 181 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,447 The Blue Light Music Festival! 182 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:35,649 -What? -I love you all! 183 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,318 Not to rain on your downpour. 184 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,786 Not a phrase, makes no fucking sense. 185 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,322 Blue Light is like a bajillion miles away. 186 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,790 Maybe more. 187 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:43,791 No. 188 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,459 It's a 10-hour drive from here. 189 00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:46,927 And if we leave now, 190 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,897 we'll get there just after midnight. 191 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,100 Guys, 48 hours of nonstop partying, 192 00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:54,068 multiple stages. 193 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,970 - It's gonna be so lit! - Yeah, okay. 194 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:57,772 Let's go. 195 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,340 And um, I don't know if you've heard, 196 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:05,312 but since it's my birthday, I want to travel in style. 197 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:09,750 Oh, yes. 198 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:10,684 -What? -Holy shit. 199 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,221 No way, bitch! 200 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:15,923 Alright, you whores, let's go! 201 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,778 Michael! 202 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,115 Okay, get a room. 203 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,850 I did. I drove it here. 204 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,718 Carrie! 205 00:09:58,332 --> 00:09:59,266 Ooh. 206 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,701 Oh, uh, shit. 207 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,103 Sorry, my bad. 208 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:05,172 Everyone, this is my roomie Jason. 209 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:07,708 Jason, this is my everyone. 210 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,076 - Hi Jason. - Hey. 211 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,645 - What's up? - What's up? 212 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,914 He doesn't talk much, 'cause he's an ex-Marine. 213 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,917 So he's mostly just calculating badass ways he can kill you, 214 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:19,153 the way ex-Marines do. 215 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,287 Right. 216 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:22,423 Well, no one's an ex-Marine, you're a Marine for life. 217 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:26,927 But uh, yeah, I'm a Marine who also is a college student. 218 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,131 Huh. 219 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,136 Hey. 220 00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,237 I'm Carrie. 221 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,640 Thank you for your service. 222 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,709 What? 223 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,378 Isn't that what you're supposed to say to someone 224 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,746 who's in the military? 225 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:49,483 Yeah, if you mean it. 226 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,785 Okay, beautiful people! 227 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,855 Alright, since I am treating you like royals this weekend 228 00:10:54,889 --> 00:10:57,057 with the best weekend ever, 229 00:10:57,091 --> 00:11:00,060 I am not lifting a fucking finger. 230 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,930 So, I need all of you to grab this deliciousness 231 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,332 on the table, and load it into the RV. 232 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:07,268 It's called "the Beast"! 233 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:09,538 Yes, it is, baby. 234 00:11:09,571 --> 00:11:11,506 Alright, now let's go. I want this weekend to be perfect! 235 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,706 - Yeah. - Alright. 236 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,408 I didn't mean to offend you with what I said. 237 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,010 -I uh-- -You're cool. 238 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,112 Hey Jason, um, would you be a doll 239 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,247 and help me with my luggage? My dad was in the Navy 240 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:22,116 and he said to always find a military man 241 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,587 in or out of uniform whenever help was needed. 242 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,720 Sure, lead the way. 243 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,156 Great, this way. 244 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,729 Oh God, of course. 245 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,539 Dude, where'd you steal this from? 246 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,740 Didn't steal it. Borrowed. 247 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,309 My Uncle Grant. 248 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,243 Oh. 249 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,478 Do you even know how to drive this thing? 250 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:52,547 Made it here alive. 251 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,114 So, as long as we don't have to make 252 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,884 any left or right turns, we'll be fine. 253 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,620 Babe, that's not funny. 254 00:11:58,653 --> 00:12:02,189 I'm kidding. No chance in hell we'll be fine. 255 00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:04,291 Let's have a blast in the process 256 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:05,125 and let the adventure begin. 257 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,629 -Whoo, whoo! -Yay! I love you all! 258 00:12:07,662 --> 00:12:09,129 Happy birthday to me! 259 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,100 Next stop, Blue Light! 260 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,203 -Blue Light! Blue Light! -Blue Light! Blue Light! 261 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:20,107 -Blue Light! Blue Light! -Blue Light! Blue Light! 262 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,978 -Blue Light! Blue Light! -Blue Light! Blue Light! 263 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,947 -Blue Light! -Blue Light! 264 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:29,783 ♪ Call me when you get there ♪ 265 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,288 ♪ Call me when you get there ♪ 266 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:39,226 ♪ Call me when you get there ♪ 267 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:42,096 ♪ You know traffic is a nightmare ♪ 268 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,164 ♪ Still I'm gonna drive there ♪ 269 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,468 ♪ Pick you up and get you home ♪ 270 00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,471 ♪ It's been weeks since we were racing ♪ 271 00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,339 ♪ From check-in to your gate ♪ 272 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:55,943 ♪ And all the while I've been all alone ♪ 273 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,847 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 274 00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:04,686 ♪ Call me when you get there ♪ 275 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:09,591 ♪ I've been losing my my mind, my sense of space and time ♪ 276 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:13,227 ♪ This feeling's so impossible ♪ 277 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,298 ♪ So won't you call me when you get there ♪ 278 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,703 ♪ Call me when you get there ♪ 279 00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:23,571 Oh! 280 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,941 Find on your own island on that one, fuck face. 281 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:28,942 Drink motherfucker, drink! 282 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,811 -Drink! -Drink! 283 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,547 Drink! Drink! 284 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:34,214 Babe, my turn, my turn, my turn. 285 00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,349 Eyes closed. 286 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:37,619 Hands up, bitches! 287 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:38,852 Alright. 288 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,123 McDonald's fries. 289 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,325 Overrated. 290 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,897 Interesting. 291 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,766 Nickelback. 292 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,168 Underappreciated. 293 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,236 Oh! Ding, ding, ding, ding! 294 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,373 We've got a loser! 295 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,175 Dude, wait, wait, wait. 296 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,545 You hate the Beatles, but you love Nickelback. 297 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:04,912 Straight up. 298 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,481 "Photograph" is like one of the best songs ever written. 299 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,183 - No taste. - Got me through our breakup. 300 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,351 Oh. 301 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:14,188 Next to your heartbeat where I should be 302 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,624 That's "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran. 303 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:19,293 - Ed Sheeran? Really? - Yeah, uh-huh. Dumbass. 304 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,528 Then who the hell is Nickelback? 305 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:22,896 You're an idiot. 306 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,365 Alright, chug! 307 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:28,202 -Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! -Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 308 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,204 Chug! 309 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,173 If you'll excuse me, 310 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,510 I'm gonna go and piss out my last good brain cells. 311 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:37,144 -Oh God. -Yeah, man. 312 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,549 Didn't he used to be like the smartest guy in school? 313 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,518 Yeah, no one's smarter. 314 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,553 -Fucking drugs! -Fucking drugs! 315 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,889 Oh, hey. 316 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,391 You look good. 317 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:55,730 Oh, Uncle Grant's stash box. 318 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:56,997 What? 319 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,303 Nope. 320 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,606 The fuck no. 321 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,784 Pit stop! 322 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,252 Alright! 323 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,054 Alright, kids, good time to stretch those legs. 324 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,356 -Yeah. -Get some fresh air. 325 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,625 - Yeah. - Use the bathroom. 326 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:24,759 -Yes. -Grab more munchies. 327 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,827 Heck yeah. -Yeah. 328 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:27,995 Post annoying pictures on social media. 329 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:31,064 And enjoy civilization. 330 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,834 Who knows when we'll see it again. 331 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:33,967 Alright, let's go! 332 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,135 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 333 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,805 Everybody off! Chop-chop! 334 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,372 Chop-chop! 335 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,910 -Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. -What are you doing? 336 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,512 You wanna go unwrap that birthday present? 337 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,381 Yeah, I'd love to do that. 338 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,783 Whoo! 339 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,920 Whoo! 340 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,457 ♪ Where'd you go? ♪ 341 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,225 ♪ Ooh ♪ 342 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,562 Oh, okay. 343 00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:01,863 Bom chicka-- 344 00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,097 No, no. 345 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,567 Rude much? 346 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,303 I hope he blows all her birthday candles. 347 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,572 Por favor, a dude's a dude. 348 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:12,574 Let's hope he finds her candles before they melt. 349 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,143 Hey yo, yo, yo, mama, huh. 350 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:19,079 Happy to pump gas in your ass. 351 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,549 Happy to kick your tiny dick! 352 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,985 What the fuck did she just say? 353 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,453 She said... 354 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,827 Hey ladies, you have a great day. 355 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,796 Oh, thank you. Now that's a gentleman. 356 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:35,864 Maybe they sell them inside. 357 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,436 $37 is what it takes for me to fill up my little Honda, 358 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,672 which you know, I'm assuming give and take 359 00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:46,440 is the same as the Beast, right? 360 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,408 Yeah, we could buy a little Honda 361 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,043 for what it takes to fill this thing up. 362 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,884 And then there's uh, that. 363 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:59,052 Yeah, uh, the shock absorber test. 364 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,454 Yeah, classy. 365 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,589 Yeah. 366 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,492 I'm heading to get some stuff. 367 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:07,060 Do you want anything? 368 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,631 Um, I'm good. 369 00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:10,932 Are you sure? 370 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:13,100 Because I'm gonna come back out loaded down 371 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:18,305 with Trimino, Funyuns, Teddy Grahams, Red Vines, 372 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:22,376 Nutter Butters, Fritos, and Cheetos. 373 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,243 Come on. 374 00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:24,244 Yeah, that sounds-- 375 00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,613 I'll have some of yours. 376 00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,182 Okay. 377 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,222 We don't want any trouble. 378 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,323 We're just gonna get in our car and go. 379 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,859 Then get in your douche mobile and go. 380 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:40,562 Your pretty lady friend can hop her sweet ass in my love truck. 381 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,195 - Hey, assholes. - That's not necessary. 382 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,363 Leave 'em alone. 383 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,000 Oh, look who came back for some more. 384 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:48,235 Don't you guys have a cross to burn 385 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,604 or a book to ban somewhere? 386 00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:52,740 Oh, today's your lucky day, Senorita Suck-My-Dicka. 387 00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:54,042 -What? -Oh. 388 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,578 Yeah, I normally like to eat a tamale, not fuck one. 389 00:17:56,611 --> 00:18:00,147 But in your case, mm, I'm gonna make a hard exception. 390 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:04,418 Listen here, you inbred racist 391 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,754 The only thing you're gonna be fucking tonight 392 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,355 is that dumbass buddy of yours. 393 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,362 So much for being a gentleman! 394 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,632 Party's just getting started. 395 00:18:17,665 --> 00:18:18,600 Fuck off! 396 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,133 Get her. 397 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,402 Get the hell off of me. 398 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:25,940 Oh, horny little slut needs a real man. 399 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,108 Hey, let go of my girlfriend before I-- 400 00:18:29,711 --> 00:18:31,079 Yo, shithead. 401 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:31,946 Jason! 402 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:35,148 Careful! 403 00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:39,186 No, Jason! 404 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,623 Oh my God. 405 00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:42,624 Oh! 406 00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:44,592 Oh God! 407 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,028 - What the fuck? - Guys, come on. 408 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:48,328 What the fuck? 409 00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,775 That was total Hulk smash things, 410 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,677 next level badassery. 411 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,278 I would love to shadow you, be your intern. 412 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,881 What the hell's going on, man? 413 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,148 Pure insanity. 414 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,217 There were these racist assholes screwing with us. 415 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,020 Jason just stepped in and went bam like-- 416 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:13,554 -Beat the shit out of 'em. -Yeah! 417 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,989 Well, technically we both did. 418 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,591 No, amor, you were so brave out there. 419 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,559 Oh my gosh, props to Jason and his mad skills. 420 00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:20,260 They're lucky he didn't kill them. 421 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,529 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 422 00:19:21,562 --> 00:19:24,532 Okay, no one's gonna die on my birthday, okay? 423 00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,601 That would be a huge bummer. Agreed? 424 00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:27,367 -Agreed. -Agreed. 425 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,604 No one dies, I promise. 426 00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:30,571 Jason! 427 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:34,609 Looks like I should have killed 'em after all. 428 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:36,944 They're getting closer! 429 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:40,148 I'm surely not high enough for today's activities. 430 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,584 You gotta go faster, Jason! 431 00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:45,753 I'm driving a fucking house. I'm going as fast as I can. 432 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,131 Everybody hold on to something. 433 00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,498 -Oh! -Oh my God! 434 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,003 Come on, motherfucker. 435 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:02,970 Come on! 436 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,609 Gun! 437 00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:33,233 That was some crazy straight up white people bullshit! 438 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,036 - Oh my God! - Oh my God. 439 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,971 Oh my God. 440 00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,438 Hey, nice driving, dude. 441 00:20:38,472 --> 00:20:40,041 Yeah, saving our lives. 442 00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:42,275 Boss move to becoming lifelong besties. 443 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,511 Yeah. 444 00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:49,784 Thank you for your service. 445 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,025 Oh shit, shit, no, no. 446 00:20:58,059 --> 00:20:59,093 Fuck, fuck. 447 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:02,395 Shit, shit, no. 448 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,132 Fuck, fuck, shit. 449 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,398 No, no, no, no. 450 00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:08,603 Fuck me! 451 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:09,637 Bumper's jacked. 452 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:10,872 Uncle's gonna make my face jacked. 453 00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:13,207 Not to be Captain Obvious, 454 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,275 but uh, this whole thing's a piece of shit. 455 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,377 Hey, shut it. 456 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,914 Hey, baby, it's okay. It's not your fault, alright? 457 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,916 Fucking... 458 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,251 Yeah, I'm calling the cops. 459 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,819 What? What? No. 460 00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:27,188 Carrie, please, please. Who are-- who are you calling? 461 00:21:27,221 --> 00:21:28,421 The cops! 462 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,657 We have to report this. 463 00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,526 These guys just tried to kill us. 464 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:32,894 No, no, no, no, no, no. 465 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:34,996 We'd have to wait here for them to arrive. 466 00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:36,329 I'm sorry, I might be mistaken, 467 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,232 but I'm pretty sure we have more drugs on board 468 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,366 than a Colombian cartel. 469 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,601 Mostly just inside of moi. 470 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,270 Besides, you wanna risk Jason getting arrested 471 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,005 for kicking the living shit out of both of them. 472 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:45,239 Of course not, but-- 473 00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,439 Highway Patrol, 474 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,242 what is your location and emergency? 475 00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:51,045 Look, Carrie, what happened sucked. 476 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,046 It did. 477 00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:54,048 But it's over, right? 478 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:57,718 So can we please just go to the festival like we planned? 479 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:58,986 Please? 480 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:01,289 Hello? Do you need assistance? 481 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,925 Carre, it's my birthday. 482 00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:06,160 I just want to have fun. 483 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,595 Hello? 484 00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:08,996 Please? 485 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:11,566 -Okay. -Thank you. 486 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:13,601 - Okay. - I love you. 487 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:15,169 Yeah, I love you, too. 488 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:18,239 Okay, bad things happen to good people, 489 00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:19,540 blah, blah, blah, 490 00:22:19,574 --> 00:22:22,510 but we shouldn't let it ruin our weekend. 491 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,978 Michael, I'll give you my credit card 492 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,747 and you can have the Beast fixed before your uncle sees anything. 493 00:22:26,781 --> 00:22:28,082 Good as new. 494 00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:30,251 Seriously? 495 00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:31,351 That would be amazing. 496 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,920 Oh, we're family. 497 00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:34,288 We're in this together. 498 00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,823 So sweet of you, thanks. 499 00:22:35,857 --> 00:22:37,124 Okay. 500 00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:38,626 We have been standing on the side 501 00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:42,630 of a dirty, muddy road for too long. 502 00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:45,432 Let's get our asses to Blue Light! 503 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,969 -Okay, baby, baby, sure? -What? 504 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:48,903 Sure. 505 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:50,338 But first we need to figure out the whole 506 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,672 get-our-asses-there part. 507 00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:52,707 Easy-peasy. 508 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,609 We just go back to the truck stop, start over. 509 00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,310 Problem solved, let's go! 510 00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:58,045 No, we shouldn't waste time backtracking. 511 00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,114 Yeah, no, look, he's right. 512 00:23:00,147 --> 00:23:01,549 We're already behind on schedule, 513 00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:03,684 so we need to find the best route forward from right here. 514 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,720 Oh yeah, I think I got something, guys. 515 00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:06,988 Gaby! 516 00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:09,023 Alright, it's kind of sketch, but it looks like this route 517 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,893 will get us to Blue Light two hours later than planned. 518 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:13,426 - That's fine. - Sold! Everybody, 519 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,595 -back to the beast! -Yeah, that's sick. 520 00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:15,663 - So it's looking good. - Yes, okay! 521 00:23:15,696 --> 00:23:16,864 Blue Light, Blue Light, Blue Light. 522 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,933 Let's go, let's go. Party, party, party! 523 00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:30,678 -Blue Light! Blue Light! -Blue Light! Blue Light! 524 00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:32,980 We're going to Blue Light. 525 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:35,583 Blue Light, Blue Light. 526 00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:37,752 We're going to Blue Light. 527 00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:38,953 Blue Light. 528 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:39,754 Blue Light. 529 00:23:39,787 --> 00:23:41,555 Eh, check it out now. 530 00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:07,014 Pretty kick-ass driving back there. 531 00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:08,516 Is that military training? 532 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:12,687 No, I actually used to steal a lot of cars. 533 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,788 So you know, you don't want to get caught, 534 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:16,223 you got to be a kick-ass driver. 535 00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:20,027 Oh. 536 00:24:20,061 --> 00:24:21,996 I've never met anyone who's stolen a car before. 537 00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:24,765 That's um, that's cool. 538 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,268 You still haven't. I'm-- 539 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,469 I'm sorry, I'm just fucking with you. 540 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,339 I didn't-- 541 00:24:31,372 --> 00:24:33,708 -Stupid. -Okay. 542 00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:39,046 When you're stationed in Afghanistan, 543 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:44,151 you realize pretty quickly that the key to staying alive 544 00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:46,620 is being a defensive driver. 545 00:24:47,688 --> 00:24:49,590 It's better than bullets. 546 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:55,730 Shit, I lost the signal again. 547 00:24:56,998 --> 00:24:59,633 -Anyone got a signal? -I got a signal. 548 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,035 It says to go straight. 549 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:03,104 No, take a right maybe. 550 00:25:03,137 --> 00:25:04,672 Gaby, no maybes. 551 00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:06,073 Fuck, I lost signal, 552 00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:08,642 but I'm pretty sure it said take the road on the right. 553 00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,913 Babe, fuck it, just take the righty-tighty road, okay? 554 00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:13,781 Yeah. 555 00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:14,982 If you can't trust a future Olympian, 556 00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:16,517 who the hell are you gonna trust? 557 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:17,518 -Right. -Yeah, right? 558 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:18,652 Yeah. 559 00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:51,352 Alright, got one. 560 00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:54,955 1988, but it's the entire United States, 561 00:25:54,989 --> 00:25:56,991 so the basic highways should still be the same. 562 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:59,960 You figure out where we are and I will blow you myself. 563 00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:03,532 Look at my man, taking one for the team. 564 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:04,765 That's hot, baby. 565 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:09,970 Whoohoohoohoo! 566 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:13,140 Just a heads up, you do not wanna go in there. 567 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:15,476 Something died inside of me and fell out. 568 00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,311 Shit is nasty. 569 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,714 Jesus, are you well? 570 00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:21,982 Open all the fucking windows. 571 00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:23,150 - Now! - No, leave it. 572 00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:27,121 Oh my God, oh my God. 573 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:29,156 It's like toxic, ugh. 574 00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:30,925 What? 575 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:33,394 Why would someone just leave a nice car like that? 576 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,896 Out here in the middle of nowhere? 577 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:37,932 Maybe they ran out of gas. 578 00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:39,667 What did they do, just walk? 579 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,836 We've been driving for miles, we haven't seen anybody. 580 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:44,238 Okay, maybe they got a ride. 581 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,640 I don't know, maybe they stole the car and ditched it. 582 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:50,010 Maybe they got kidnapped, who knows, who cares? 583 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,378 God, you think of the stupidest shit 584 00:26:51,412 --> 00:26:52,646 for a smart girl sometimes. 585 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,251 ♪ Sitting here on this rainy day ♪ 586 00:26:57,284 --> 00:27:01,689 ♪ Looking out the window as we drive away ♪ 587 00:27:01,722 --> 00:27:04,925 ♪ Nothing ever goes my way ♪ 588 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:08,262 ♪ When people ask if I'm okay ♪ 589 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:13,100 ♪ I don't even know where to begin ♪ 590 00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:15,202 ♪ To answer your questions ♪ 591 00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:19,907 ♪ Feels like I am swimming, 592 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,913 ♪ Working my way to the surface ♪ 593 00:27:25,946 --> 00:27:29,551 ♪ Surprised my lungs haven't burst yet ♪ 594 00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:32,052 ♪ I feel the current pulling me ♪ 595 00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:35,389 ♪ Pulling me, pulling me down ♪ 596 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:37,091 Boom goes the dynamite. 597 00:27:37,124 --> 00:27:39,059 Quick stop to check for directions. 598 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:42,463 Next stop, Blue Light, final stop, party! 599 00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:46,333 I got this, bro. 600 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:48,135 I'll go in. You've been driving. 601 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:53,040 It's okay, bro. 602 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:56,010 You just lay right there and do nothing. 603 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:57,044 Why did you invite him again? 604 00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:59,180 'Cause he's our friend, Michael. 605 00:27:59,213 --> 00:28:02,750 Plus, he brought the best birthday present. 606 00:28:03,951 --> 00:28:05,419 You even know what that does? 607 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:11,225 It's either an upper, downer, makes me fly or invisible. 608 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:13,861 But half the fun is not knowing. 609 00:28:13,894 --> 00:28:14,895 I know that's right. 610 00:28:14,929 --> 00:28:17,331 Here, I'll get him to bed. 611 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,399 Okay. 612 00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:19,700 I'll go with you, Michael. 613 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,901 Cool. 614 00:28:27,241 --> 00:28:29,511 Does this ever feel like the longest road trip ever? 615 00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:32,614 Wait until we're hungover driving back post Blue Light. 616 00:28:32,647 --> 00:28:34,448 Shut up. 617 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:38,852 Don't say that out loud, Michael. 618 00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:46,628 ♪ Just a mark on a stone where a young man was slain ♪ 619 00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:48,028 I've seen this movie. 620 00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:52,066 Hi. 621 00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:53,602 Hi. 622 00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:56,003 Um, I'm sure that you've heard this before, 623 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:59,740 but we might be kind of lost. 624 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,943 We'd really appreciate your help. 625 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:07,414 Uh, we're headed to the Blue Light Music Festival 626 00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:09,016 for my girlfriend's birthday. 627 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:12,086 It's supposed to be pretty cool. A lot of awesome bands. 628 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:15,155 Turn around and go back down the highway. 629 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:18,560 Cell service is for shit, so Google Maps is worthless. 630 00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:20,828 But if I'm reading this map correctly, 631 00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:23,197 it looks like this road cuts directly through here, 632 00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:25,766 which would save us a bunch of time from backtracking. 633 00:29:27,535 --> 00:29:32,406 Also, uh, we'd love to get a pretty big dinner order to go. 634 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,275 We have an RV full of hungry college students. 635 00:29:34,308 --> 00:29:35,442 We're closed. 636 00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:41,348 Looks pretty open to me. 637 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,553 We just need a little bit of help, dude. 638 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:53,994 I said we're closed. 639 00:29:54,028 --> 00:29:55,095 I also said for you to turn around 640 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:57,031 and go back down the highway. 641 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,432 So help? 642 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,568 It's been given, dude. 643 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:05,339 Excuse me? 644 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:07,509 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 645 00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:08,710 Would anyone happen to know 646 00:30:08,743 --> 00:30:10,679 where the road out front eventually goes? 647 00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:20,954 Really? 648 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,857 No one here speaks English? 649 00:30:26,594 --> 00:30:30,864 Well, Mr. Smith & Wesson do. 650 00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:33,867 And they we said we're closed. 651 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:38,238 Okay, come on, Michael. 652 00:30:38,272 --> 00:30:40,474 Thank you, sir, for your help. We're gonna be going. 653 00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:57,424 -Hey, is everything okay? -Goddamn rednecks. 654 00:31:01,328 --> 00:31:02,597 Dude, oh my God. 655 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:03,698 Hey. 656 00:31:03,732 --> 00:31:04,932 We asked the bartender for directions, 657 00:31:04,965 --> 00:31:06,433 and he pulled a gun on us, 658 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:08,936 and told us to turn around and get back to the highway. 659 00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,204 -What? -Yeah. 660 00:31:10,237 --> 00:31:11,438 Not leaving them a good Yelp review. 661 00:31:11,472 --> 00:31:12,406 Fuck him! 662 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:14,341 I should have kicked his country fried-ass! 663 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,077 Hey, baby, hey. 664 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:19,614 I'm so sorry that happened. 665 00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:22,383 That is so fucked up. 666 00:31:23,150 --> 00:31:25,052 Let's get out of here, okay? 667 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,589 Maps don't lie. 668 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:28,922 People do. 669 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:30,725 Now, this map shows the road going directly through, 670 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:33,795 and when we had cell service, it showed the exact same. 671 00:31:33,828 --> 00:31:36,363 There's nothing left to talk about. 672 00:31:58,620 --> 00:31:59,854 Alright, couple of hours on here, 673 00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:01,121 and then we should hit the interstate. 674 00:32:01,155 --> 00:32:02,824 It's a straight shot from there. 675 00:32:02,857 --> 00:32:04,091 King of the road, brother. 676 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,694 Yo, Chris, you still alive back there? 677 00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:08,462 Deadbeat's still in stoner slumber. 678 00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:10,598 Knowing him, he'll wake up just as we get to Blue Light, 679 00:32:10,632 --> 00:32:12,099 little shit. 680 00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:15,537 Speaking of, was it, you know-- 681 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,438 -Little? -Yeah. 682 00:32:17,471 --> 00:32:20,040 I don't have a lot to compare it to. 683 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:22,042 Oh my God, no, it's huge. 684 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,043 Like an anaconda. 685 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:24,111 Does hurt a bit. 686 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:25,179 Hey, how the hell do you know that? 687 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:27,314 Oh, please, before we became a thing, 688 00:32:27,347 --> 00:32:28,750 I played truth or dare with the whole school 689 00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,117 to see everybody's things. 690 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:31,185 -Oh my God, she did. 691 00:32:31,218 --> 00:32:32,720 - That's some bullshit. - Yeah. 692 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:34,756 -Okay, birthday girl. -Oh yeah. 693 00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:37,191 -Fuck, marry, kill. -Ooh, okay. 694 00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,259 Michael, Jason or Chris? 695 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:42,296 Oh man, this is a really hard one. 696 00:32:42,329 --> 00:32:45,700 Um, I'll probably fuck Chris 697 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:47,735 because of the whole, you know, it being huge thing. 698 00:32:47,769 --> 00:32:49,236 -Oh, there's that. -Watch it there. 699 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,872 Oh, um, and then I'll definitely marry Michael. 700 00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:52,372 Aw. That's sweet, that's a good answer. 701 00:32:52,406 --> 00:32:54,408 Yeah, you better put a ring on it. 702 00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:58,245 And then, Jason, I'm sorry, I just simply don't know you, 703 00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:00,414 so I'm gonna have to kill you. 704 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:01,583 Logical. 705 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:04,017 Okay, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. 706 00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:05,520 I don't want to play anymore. 707 00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:06,588 You should be nervous. 708 00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:09,022 Uh, fuck, marry, kill. 709 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,525 Okay, oh my God. 710 00:33:10,558 --> 00:33:13,427 -Gabster. -Yeah! 711 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,662 Sarah. 712 00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:16,965 Okay. 713 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,298 -And me. -Ooh. 714 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,869 Yeah, and you guys gotta act 'em all out. 715 00:33:20,902 --> 00:33:22,035 Oh, fuck off! 716 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:24,104 In your dreams, frat boy! 717 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:25,205 Keep your eyes on the road, okay? 718 00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:26,908 -Yeah. -There's precious cargo here. 719 00:33:26,941 --> 00:33:28,510 - Yeah! - You got a fucking cargo. 720 00:33:28,543 --> 00:33:29,409 Yeah. 721 00:33:29,443 --> 00:33:31,478 Um, well, obviously, right off the bat, 722 00:33:31,513 --> 00:33:34,147 -I would fuck Gaby. -Hell yeah! 723 00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,415 Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey! 724 00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:38,185 - Go, go, go! - Oh my God! 725 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:41,321 You're gonna fall, bitch. 726 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:42,657 You know, 'cause she seems like-- 727 00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:44,324 Because I'm the only one here 728 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,928 who can make ladies achieve lift-off. 729 00:33:46,961 --> 00:33:48,563 -She's not wrong! -The only one. 730 00:33:48,596 --> 00:33:49,964 - Yeah! - Man, whatever, whatever. 731 00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,968 As for the rest of you uh... 732 00:33:54,002 --> 00:33:56,403 Marry Olivia, kill me. 733 00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,305 Right? 734 00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:00,340 Okay, hold on. 735 00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,876 There are a lot of variables to consider 736 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:02,944 between the two of you. 737 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,414 -Michael? -Everyone okay? 738 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:08,348 The brain dead could sleep through 739 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,584 a goddamn hurricane back there. 740 00:34:09,617 --> 00:34:10,985 What the fuck? Did you hit a deer or something? 741 00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,687 I don't-- don't know. I didn't see anything. 742 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,688 What the fuck was that? 743 00:34:13,721 --> 00:34:14,889 What do you mean, well, there was something. 744 00:34:14,923 --> 00:34:16,123 I didn't-- I didn't see anything! 745 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:19,661 Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down, chill out. 746 00:34:19,694 --> 00:34:21,663 Take a breath, okay? 747 00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:22,797 Jesus Christ. 748 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:25,533 Hey, hey, baby, it's really dark out there, okay? 749 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,067 No one's blaming you. 750 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,604 If we hit something, we have to check it out. 751 00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:30,605 It could be injured. 752 00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:32,339 - Or it could be a branch. - She's right. 753 00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:34,976 Besides, if we did hit an animal and it's still alive back there, 754 00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:35,977 you do not want to be waltzing back there 755 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,177 to check on it. 756 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:38,513 A wounded animal is the most unpredictable thing. 757 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:41,114 Well, what if it wasn't an animal or a branch? 758 00:34:42,016 --> 00:34:43,317 -What if it was a person? -Oh, Carrie! 759 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,384 Who the hell is wandering around here 760 00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,452 in the middle of the night? 761 00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,021 We saw that abandoned car back there. 762 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:50,090 That abandoned car was forever ago! 763 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,224 Stop talking crazy! 764 00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:53,327 I'm not talking crazy, okay? 765 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,596 We don't know what we ran over. 766 00:34:54,629 --> 00:34:56,330 I think all the options are still on the table. 767 00:34:56,363 --> 00:34:57,497 Look, fuck this. 768 00:34:57,532 --> 00:34:59,499 I'm not waiting around to find out what we hit 769 00:34:59,534 --> 00:35:00,500 or didn't. 770 00:35:05,073 --> 00:35:06,908 Come on. Come on! 771 00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:08,676 Shit! Goddammit! 772 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,410 This can't be happening. 773 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,412 My uncle's gonna freak the fucking shit out 774 00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:13,815 and then my dad's gonna triple it. 775 00:35:13,848 --> 00:35:16,116 Hey, hey, it's okay. 776 00:35:16,985 --> 00:35:18,218 How about you let me talk to them? 777 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:19,520 Your uncle loves me. 778 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:20,989 He will understand. It's my birthday. 779 00:35:21,022 --> 00:35:25,059 Baby, he doesn't know I took his RV. 780 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,661 No one does. 781 00:35:28,863 --> 00:35:29,864 What? 782 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:32,332 Michael, you specifically told me that you talked-- 783 00:35:32,366 --> 00:35:33,568 I know-- I know what I told you. 784 00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:35,268 Baby, I know what I-- I know what I told you. 785 00:35:35,302 --> 00:35:36,771 But that doesn't mean it was true. 786 00:35:36,804 --> 00:35:39,439 We needed to find a way to get to Blue Light for the weekend. 787 00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:40,908 -Fuck this. -He was out of town on business. 788 00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:42,175 Michael! 789 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:44,444 So I figured what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him. 790 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,547 Okay, relax. Shit happens. 791 00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:48,448 Every single one of you in here has lied to your family 792 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,450 about something big before. 793 00:35:50,484 --> 00:35:51,385 That's life. 794 00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,420 I still have daddy's black Amex. 795 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:54,689 It won't matter the cost. 796 00:35:54,722 --> 00:35:55,890 We'll fix it. 797 00:35:55,923 --> 00:35:58,425 The credit card is nice, but it literally doesn't matter 798 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:01,062 if we can't reach anyone to send a tow truck 799 00:36:01,095 --> 00:36:02,162 to wherever we are. 800 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:04,132 I don't have a signal. 801 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,867 Does anyone have signal? Like can you check? 802 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,068 - No, I don't. - No. 803 00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:09,537 -Fucking great, great. -No. 804 00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:13,173 Okay, so what-- what are we supposed to do? 805 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:14,341 We see what we need to do to get this thing 806 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,510 fucking running again. 807 00:36:15,543 --> 00:36:16,443 Okay. 808 00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:17,444 - Right? - Okay. 809 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:19,212 -He's right. -Let's go. 810 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:20,347 -I'll go check it out, Jason. -What? 811 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,050 -Whoa, whoa! -Hop in the driver's seat-- 812 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:23,518 -Michael! -And I'm good. I'm good. 813 00:36:23,551 --> 00:36:25,452 I'll let you know when to gun it. 814 00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:27,655 Got it. 815 00:36:30,091 --> 00:36:31,059 Alright, cool. 816 00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:35,462 Will you just be careful, please? 817 00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:37,732 I survived Hell Week at my fraternity. 818 00:36:37,765 --> 00:36:41,201 I sure as hell can survive an empty road at night, baby. 819 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:45,139 Um, hey, maybe you can check on-- 820 00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:46,239 What I hit? 821 00:37:27,949 --> 00:37:29,416 It's all good out here! 822 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:36,691 Couldn't have been a deer or even a person. 823 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:38,993 Not a scratch. No sign of impact. 824 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,532 It's weird as hell. 825 00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:58,780 It's gotta be a branch. 826 00:37:58,813 --> 00:38:01,082 There's a goddamn forest out here. 827 00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:02,917 You're welcome, non-doubters. 828 00:38:04,051 --> 00:38:05,686 Okay. 829 00:38:20,234 --> 00:38:22,770 Nothing's underneath. Start her up. 830 00:38:49,664 --> 00:38:51,132 What would you do in Afghanistan 831 00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:53,000 when you had vehicle trouble? 832 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:58,471 Pray. 833 00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:02,577 Start it again. 834 00:39:06,547 --> 00:39:09,349 - Yes! - Yes! 835 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:10,751 Yes! 836 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:02,603 Ah, Michael! 837 00:40:02,637 --> 00:40:03,571 Michael! 838 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,539 Oh my God, Michael. 839 00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:06,741 -Where is Michael? -I don't know. 840 00:40:06,774 --> 00:40:08,009 He was coming back in a second ago. Michael! 841 00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:10,443 Olivia, what the hell are you looking at? 842 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:11,846 Tell us what you saw. What happened to Michael? 843 00:40:11,879 --> 00:40:13,080 Stop yelling at her, she's scared! 844 00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:15,850 I'm going out there. She's going into shock. 845 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:17,084 - Fuck! - We need to lay her down now. 846 00:40:17,118 --> 00:40:18,119 - Okay, no, wait. - Clear the couch. 847 00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:19,220 Okay, okay. 848 00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,388 Grab that pillow. Put it under her head. 849 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,023 Right here. And we need to elevate her feet. 850 00:40:22,056 --> 00:40:23,891 Give me that blanket, we have to keep her warm. 851 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:24,859 It's okay. 852 00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:32,432 - Alright. - She should be fine. 853 00:40:32,465 --> 00:40:34,434 We just need to keep her wrapped up and watch her. 854 00:40:36,337 --> 00:40:37,705 Shh. 855 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:42,143 Did you guys hear that? 856 00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:44,477 -What? -What did you hear? 857 00:40:44,512 --> 00:40:45,880 I don't know. 858 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:48,049 I thought it was some kind of scream like from far away. 859 00:40:48,082 --> 00:40:48,983 Maybe an animal. 860 00:40:49,016 --> 00:40:50,251 I didn't hear anything. Jason, did you? 861 00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:51,484 Shh. 862 00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:03,496 Michael! 863 00:41:06,534 --> 00:41:08,703 Michael! 864 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:12,540 Michael! 865 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,177 Michael! 866 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:19,479 What the hell? 867 00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:21,415 Michael! 868 00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:23,818 Fuck this. I'm going out. 869 00:41:23,851 --> 00:41:25,419 No, wait, wait. We don't know what's out there. 870 00:41:25,453 --> 00:41:26,954 -You shouldn't-- -Michael's out there. 871 00:41:26,988 --> 00:41:28,522 We know that. 872 00:41:29,724 --> 00:41:31,092 Whoa, where did you get that? 873 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:32,159 Ammo box by my seat. 874 00:41:32,193 --> 00:41:33,995 You just reached in and happened to find a gun? 875 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:34,962 No, I planted it there 876 00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:36,263 when I was still plotting to murder you all. 877 00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:38,332 Jesus Christ, I found it when I was looking for maps. 878 00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:39,400 Give me a break. 879 00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,103 Michael! 880 00:41:43,204 --> 00:41:45,373 Any more questions? Or can I go find our friend? 881 00:42:15,536 --> 00:42:16,670 What's he doing? 882 00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:18,272 Scoping it out. 883 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:24,612 Hey, I didn't mean to lose my shit on Olivia. 884 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:26,280 How is she? 885 00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:28,582 It's okay. She's resting. 886 00:42:28,616 --> 00:42:29,750 Can someone go check on Chris? 887 00:42:29,784 --> 00:42:30,985 I'm on it. 888 00:42:33,354 --> 00:42:34,789 Chris. 889 00:42:34,822 --> 00:42:36,791 Chris, you have to wake up. 890 00:42:37,425 --> 00:42:38,659 Chris, wake up! 891 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:41,028 Wake up, damn it! 892 00:42:41,062 --> 00:42:42,496 This is insane. 893 00:42:42,531 --> 00:42:43,798 Jason? 894 00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:46,300 -Where is he? -I don't know. 895 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:47,835 He was standing right there in front of the windshield. 896 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,804 When I looked back for a second, he wasn't there. 897 00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:50,871 Jason! 898 00:42:54,642 --> 00:42:57,311 Oh my God! 899 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:58,513 Hi. 900 00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:45,192 I think I see something down there. 901 00:43:46,961 --> 00:43:48,062 Be careful. 902 00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:18,759 We officially qualify as a shit show on wheels. 903 00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:21,563 Not how Olivia imagined her birthday weekend would go. 904 00:44:44,752 --> 00:44:46,754 Michael! 905 00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:48,088 Is that you? 906 00:44:48,122 --> 00:44:50,659 Michael! 907 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,249 Michael? 908 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:16,483 Is that you? 909 00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:18,819 Come on, is that you? 910 00:45:29,463 --> 00:45:30,497 I've got a gun, asshole! 911 00:45:30,532 --> 00:45:32,800 And I'm not afraid to fucking use it! 912 00:45:37,338 --> 00:45:38,906 I'm not fucking around here! 913 00:45:41,242 --> 00:45:42,977 Come on! 914 00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:02,263 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 915 00:46:02,296 --> 00:46:03,297 Holy fuck. 916 00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:10,639 Jason. 917 00:46:10,672 --> 00:46:12,473 Get down! 918 00:46:14,609 --> 00:46:15,543 What the hell? 919 00:46:16,678 --> 00:46:18,513 -Who's Jason shooting at? -I don't know. 920 00:46:18,546 --> 00:46:21,516 How do we know that he's the one doing the shooting? 921 00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:22,751 We have to do something. 922 00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,285 Yeah. 923 00:46:24,318 --> 00:46:25,786 Okay. 924 00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:27,888 Wait, Carrie, where are you going? 925 00:46:27,921 --> 00:46:29,557 What are doing? Carrie. Carrie. 926 00:46:29,591 --> 00:46:31,358 Something. 927 00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:32,993 You have a better idea? 928 00:47:04,024 --> 00:47:05,259 Run! 929 00:47:07,729 --> 00:47:09,263 Fuck it. 930 00:47:09,296 --> 00:47:11,265 Lock the door! 931 00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:51,673 We need to get the hell out of here! 932 00:47:51,706 --> 00:47:54,074 Oh, yes! 933 00:47:54,776 --> 00:47:55,909 Shit! 934 00:47:55,943 --> 00:47:57,545 It's working, it's working, it's working! 935 00:47:57,579 --> 00:47:59,913 Fuck yeah, go, go, go, go, go! 936 00:47:59,947 --> 00:48:00,981 Go, go ,go! 937 00:48:01,014 --> 00:48:02,349 Yeah, yeah, go! Go, go, go! 938 00:48:02,383 --> 00:48:04,485 Don't you dare get your foot off that pedal, Sarah, go! 939 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:07,054 Oh, you can count on that, girl! 940 00:48:10,023 --> 00:48:12,627 You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. 941 00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:16,029 -Just-- -Okay. 942 00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,599 What do you think I'm doing? 943 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,402 Oh, what's going on, what's going on? Hey! Hey! Hey! 944 00:48:21,435 --> 00:48:22,737 No, Sarah stop reversing. 945 00:48:22,771 --> 00:48:24,438 I'm not! Something's pulling us! 946 00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:33,180 What the fuck is pulling us? 947 00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:34,481 There's nothing back here! 948 00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:36,216 Well, then you explain what the fuck is happening? 949 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:38,820 I don't know what's happening! Why the fuck? 950 00:48:42,022 --> 00:48:44,024 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 951 00:48:44,057 --> 00:48:46,628 This isn't possible. 952 00:48:46,661 --> 00:48:48,962 No, we're in the same exact spot that we were before. 953 00:48:48,996 --> 00:48:50,698 No, no, no, that can't be right. 954 00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:52,332 Fuck, apparently it can. 955 00:48:52,366 --> 00:48:54,536 Just try going forward again, Sarah, go! 956 00:48:56,838 --> 00:49:00,775 -It's dead. -Okay, try again. Try again! 957 00:49:00,809 --> 00:49:02,610 Try it again, Sarah, just pull it again! 958 00:49:02,644 --> 00:49:04,378 Fucking try it again! 959 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:06,480 Gaby! Stop it! 960 00:49:07,615 --> 00:49:08,949 -She's trying, it's not-- -Oh, nice fucking tears! 961 00:49:08,982 --> 00:49:11,185 Stop it! It's not her fault, she's trying! 962 00:49:11,218 --> 00:49:13,555 -I don't wanna die! -You're not gonna die. 963 00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:16,758 We just need to stay calm and just-- just stay calm, okay? 964 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:17,892 Oh, that's a fucking genius plan. 965 00:49:17,926 --> 00:49:19,126 You know what? How about dialing it back 966 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:20,160 with the attitude a little bit? 967 00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:21,995 We're all in this together, Gaby. 968 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:24,498 I'm sorry. 969 00:49:24,532 --> 00:49:26,634 Fuck! 970 00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:27,769 Sorry. 971 00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:30,137 It's okay, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 972 00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,206 I'm sorry, you're okay, you're fine. 973 00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,340 You're okay, you're fine. 974 00:49:37,478 --> 00:49:39,079 Guys. 975 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:41,716 Guys, the windows. 976 00:49:41,749 --> 00:49:42,784 Oh my God. 977 00:49:50,725 --> 00:49:52,927 I guess they must have closed when we were-- 978 00:49:52,961 --> 00:49:54,495 Dragged back? 979 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:58,633 Yeah, something like that. 980 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:01,268 I wish Michael and Jason were here. 981 00:50:01,301 --> 00:50:02,402 Shit. 982 00:50:02,436 --> 00:50:03,638 Jason's military background would be every-- 983 00:50:03,671 --> 00:50:06,340 Would do what, Sarah? 984 00:50:06,373 --> 00:50:08,510 Jason had a gun and he knew how to use it 985 00:50:08,543 --> 00:50:11,546 and that didn't help him. Whatever's out there is like-- 986 00:50:11,579 --> 00:50:14,381 What if it's them? Hmm? 987 00:50:14,414 --> 00:50:15,583 What, who? 988 00:50:15,617 --> 00:50:16,951 Michael and Jason. 989 00:50:16,985 --> 00:50:18,520 Fucking with us, trying to scare us. 990 00:50:18,553 --> 00:50:19,854 Are you serious? 991 00:50:19,888 --> 00:50:22,489 - Why not? - I-- I don't know. 992 00:50:22,524 --> 00:50:25,927 Maybe like a thousand reasons why not. 993 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,829 First of which, Michael's girlfriend 994 00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:30,230 is currently catatonic on the couch. 995 00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:31,599 If they really wanted to punk us, 996 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:35,168 that's one seriously messed-up birthday present for her. 997 00:50:40,073 --> 00:50:42,677 What if she's in on it? 998 00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:43,611 Olivia? 999 00:50:43,645 --> 00:50:44,746 Yeah. 1000 00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:46,079 Think about it. 1001 00:50:46,113 --> 00:50:50,217 Who's the biggest drama queen and prankster we know? 1002 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:53,688 Loves creating Instagramable moments for the world to see. 1003 00:50:53,721 --> 00:50:56,490 This whole thing could be one big prank on us. 1004 00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:57,692 Oh my God. 1005 00:50:57,725 --> 00:50:59,459 No, no, no, Gaby's right. 1006 00:50:59,493 --> 00:51:01,461 I mean, think about it. What do we know? 1007 00:51:01,495 --> 00:51:03,565 Michael goes missing and the only person around 1008 00:51:03,598 --> 00:51:06,968 to witness what happened was Olivia. 1009 00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:10,070 Then Michael's roommate magically finds a gun, 1010 00:51:10,103 --> 00:51:11,371 goes looking for him. 1011 00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:14,576 We hear gunshots, but none of us see anything. 1012 00:51:14,609 --> 00:51:16,010 Except for Jason. 1013 00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:18,345 Come back in covered in what looks to be blood, 1014 00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:19,847 but you can buy buckets of that shit online. 1015 00:51:19,881 --> 00:51:22,249 No, we literally saw him get sucked into the void. 1016 00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:24,384 We don't know what we saw. 1017 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:28,322 Okay, fine. 1018 00:51:28,355 --> 00:51:32,527 But why? Like to any of this? Why? 1019 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,227 Olivia was so excited to get to Blue Light 1020 00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,697 as early as we could. 1021 00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:40,935 What if we were never going to Blue Light? 1022 00:51:40,969 --> 00:51:45,205 Maybe this whole thing was just a way to get us in the RV 1023 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:46,941 and on the road. 1024 00:51:46,975 --> 00:51:50,945 A road that we're now on thanks to a map that Jason found. 1025 00:51:50,979 --> 00:51:53,514 -Yeah. -Okay, but I was with Michael 1026 00:51:53,548 --> 00:51:55,382 when we showed the bartender that map. 1027 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:57,685 Ah, but what did the bartender tell you? 1028 00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:58,987 To turn around. 1029 00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,320 And did we? 1030 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:03,958 No. 1031 00:52:03,992 --> 00:52:06,661 No, instead we followed Michael and Jason 1032 00:52:06,694 --> 00:52:10,064 down to whatever rabbit hole they had planned for us. 1033 00:52:10,098 --> 00:52:12,399 They could have come out here days ago. 1034 00:52:12,432 --> 00:52:13,635 -Rigged the whole shit. -Rigged? 1035 00:52:13,668 --> 00:52:16,004 It's probably a fucking dead end, no traffic. 1036 00:52:17,105 --> 00:52:18,906 Perfect spot for a prank. 1037 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,307 Shit. 1038 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,609 No, we gotta give them points. 1039 00:52:21,643 --> 00:52:22,877 They're good. 1040 00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:24,545 And Michael's whole sob story 1041 00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:25,913 about stealing this RV from his uncle. 1042 00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:28,281 -All fucking bullshit. -All bullshit. 1043 00:52:28,315 --> 00:52:31,184 And this would be so messed up if they really did that. 1044 00:52:31,218 --> 00:52:35,957 Or it would be the greatest birthday prank ever. 1045 00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:40,128 Let's say for the sake of argument that you're right. 1046 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,131 Do you really think that Meryl Streep over there 1047 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:45,600 could keep this act up the whole time? 1048 00:52:45,633 --> 00:52:47,135 Why fake it? 1049 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:50,437 Dr. Feelgood back there has plenty of stuff 1050 00:52:50,470 --> 00:52:51,906 -in his joy bag. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 1051 00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:53,306 We all watched her take that pill. 1052 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:54,341 Oh, she did that. 1053 00:52:54,374 --> 00:52:55,543 She said she didn't know what it did, 1054 00:52:55,576 --> 00:52:58,211 but what if it was a sleeping pill, you guys? 1055 00:52:58,245 --> 00:52:59,714 Sure would help keep the illusion alive. 1056 00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:02,950 -She hasn't moved once. -You're fucking right. 1057 00:53:02,984 --> 00:53:04,652 Okay. 1058 00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:06,788 Even if some of that makes sense-- 1059 00:53:06,821 --> 00:53:07,789 Mmhmm. 1060 00:53:07,822 --> 00:53:11,793 How can you explain this RV being pulled back 1061 00:53:11,826 --> 00:53:14,327 to the same exact spot that we were just in? 1062 00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:16,698 We just saw that. 1063 00:53:22,136 --> 00:53:23,504 Truck winch. 1064 00:53:24,806 --> 00:53:27,875 Michael's fucking truck. 1065 00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:29,744 Oh my God. 1066 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:32,647 Michael and Jason come out here a few days ago, 1067 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,848 leave the truck, 1068 00:53:33,881 --> 00:53:36,483 then when they go missing, get in the truck, get the winch, 1069 00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:39,020 hook it up, we try to leave, bam! 1070 00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:41,723 Hashtag jokes on us suckers. 1071 00:53:41,756 --> 00:53:43,725 Oh my God. 1072 00:53:43,758 --> 00:53:44,892 She's good, she was fucking good. 1073 00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:47,260 No, no, no, no, no. 1074 00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:49,229 Gotta flip the narrative, Carre. 1075 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:52,934 Best part of this prank will be Olivia's face. 1076 00:53:52,967 --> 00:53:56,871 When we bust her, she's gonna love it and hate us. 1077 00:53:57,805 --> 00:53:59,607 Then Michael and Jason get back on board 1078 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,908 and we can finally go to Blue Light. 1079 00:54:00,942 --> 00:54:03,511 It was that much. 1080 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:06,013 So how do we prove that she's faking it? 1081 00:54:07,515 --> 00:54:11,819 What does a girl who can smoke endless amounts of weed hate? 1082 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,690 She gags and vomits. 1083 00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:16,991 Just a whiff. 1084 00:54:17,024 --> 00:54:18,993 -Remember? -Cigarette smoke. 1085 00:54:19,026 --> 00:54:20,194 - Bingo. - Yeah. 1086 00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:21,629 Yeah. 1087 00:54:21,662 --> 00:54:25,332 -But none of us smoke anymore. -Yeah. 1088 00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:27,267 What? I thought you said you quit smoking in high school. 1089 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,870 Ooh, shocker, I lied. 1090 00:54:31,072 --> 00:54:33,273 -Let's go viral, bitches. -Okay. 1091 00:54:34,642 --> 00:54:35,743 Okay. 1092 00:54:38,112 --> 00:54:39,680 How do I look? How do I look? 1093 00:54:39,714 --> 00:54:41,314 Give it a sec. 1094 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,052 -Ew. -Look like a rat's nest. 1095 00:54:45,086 --> 00:54:46,286 Okay. 1096 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:48,089 I was not ready, okay. 1097 00:54:48,122 --> 00:54:49,090 Okay, you good? 1098 00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:51,759 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Okay. 1099 00:54:51,793 --> 00:54:52,827 Go. 1100 00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:54,695 It's your girl Gabster here. 1101 00:54:54,729 --> 00:54:55,897 And Sarah C. 1102 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:59,567 And we are in the middle of fucking nowhere. 1103 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,936 And we're about to twist this bitch. 1104 00:55:01,969 --> 00:55:04,471 It's been a while since we've checked on Olivia. 1105 00:55:04,505 --> 00:55:06,306 I'm starting to get very worried. 1106 00:55:06,339 --> 00:55:10,044 - She looked really, really sick. - I know. 1107 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:14,148 And it's so sad she can't celebrate her birthday. 1108 00:55:14,182 --> 00:55:15,315 Hmm. 1109 00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:17,084 What should we do, Sarah? 1110 00:55:17,118 --> 00:55:22,190 We let her die and fuck Michael. 1111 00:55:29,931 --> 00:55:30,898 Busted bitch! 1112 00:55:33,067 --> 00:55:35,636 Wait. She's not reacting. 1113 00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:37,038 And she's not that good of an actress. 1114 00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,347 What the fuck? 1115 00:55:52,286 --> 00:55:53,921 Oh my God! 1116 00:55:56,724 --> 00:56:00,828 Stop! 1117 00:56:08,236 --> 00:56:10,738 Help me get that seatbelt on her. 1118 00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:13,140 It'll be safer from whatever. 1119 00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:14,842 Gaby, you want to help? 1120 00:56:14,876 --> 00:56:15,877 Gaby. 1121 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:19,313 Chris, get up, you dumb worthless fuck! 1122 00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:20,380 Chris! 1123 00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:21,716 Get the fuck up! 1124 00:56:21,749 --> 00:56:24,051 Get up! Stop fucking around! 1125 00:56:24,986 --> 00:56:27,355 Chris? Chris, honey? Chris? 1126 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,357 Guys? Guys! Something's wrong with Chris! 1127 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:30,858 Come here now! 1128 00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:31,926 - What did he take? - I don't know. 1129 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:33,895 -What didn't he take? -Jesus Christ. 1130 00:56:33,928 --> 00:56:35,529 -Chris. -Hey honey, can you hear me? 1131 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:37,331 Hey, Chris, can you hear me? 1132 00:56:37,365 --> 00:56:39,066 You guys help me put him on his side, okay? 1133 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,668 - Okay. - One... 1134 00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:41,936 -Two, three. -Two, three. 1135 00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,271 Go! Go! Go! 1136 00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:45,539 Up, up, up. Okay, now it's okay. 1137 00:56:47,842 --> 00:56:50,177 -Molly, ecstasy, Adderall? -Jesus. 1138 00:56:50,211 --> 00:56:51,646 Chris, I swear to God, if you fucking die, 1139 00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:53,114 I'll fucking kill you! 1140 00:56:53,147 --> 00:56:54,115 Wake up! 1141 00:56:57,385 --> 00:56:59,854 Get it out. That's good. Get it out. 1142 00:56:59,887 --> 00:57:03,024 Okay, okay, okay. 1143 00:57:03,057 --> 00:57:04,825 Good job. Good job. Good job. 1144 00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:06,661 Okay, you're okay. 1145 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:08,696 Hey, baby. 1146 00:57:08,729 --> 00:57:10,197 Hey, baby. 1147 00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:13,433 I had the craziest dream. 1148 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:15,670 Did you? Yeah? 1149 00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,006 And you were there. 1150 00:57:20,942 --> 00:57:22,877 And you. 1151 00:57:22,910 --> 00:57:24,278 And you. 1152 00:57:24,312 --> 00:57:26,479 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 1153 00:57:26,514 --> 00:57:30,184 Michael and Jason weren't there. 1154 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,988 They're dead. 1155 00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:46,233 How did he know that? 1156 00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:48,769 He had to have heard us talking. 1157 00:57:48,803 --> 00:57:50,738 Okay, but what are we gonna do now? 1158 00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:52,006 We don't have the luxury of passing out. 1159 00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,374 We can't just sit here on our asses, guys. 1160 00:57:53,407 --> 00:57:54,742 No, that's exactly what we should do. 1161 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:57,645 We don't know what's out there. 1162 00:57:57,678 --> 00:58:00,948 We know all the dead animals are in here. 1163 00:58:00,982 --> 00:58:02,149 What if that's it? 1164 00:58:02,183 --> 00:58:03,918 What if it was an animal? 1165 00:58:03,951 --> 00:58:05,485 A bear? 1166 00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:06,921 I don't know if a bear could pull us back, 1167 00:58:06,954 --> 00:58:08,889 but the rest of the shit it could have done. 1168 00:58:08,923 --> 00:58:10,858 It would have to be a pack of bears. 1169 00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:11,759 Okay. 1170 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,462 Or a pack of pissed-off truckers. 1171 00:58:14,494 --> 00:58:15,763 No way. 1172 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,631 We lost those asshats a long time ago. 1173 00:58:17,665 --> 00:58:19,667 What if we didn't? They're truckers. 1174 00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:21,702 They probably know every back road around this place. 1175 00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:23,270 They don't know our route. 1176 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:24,672 Nobody does. Not even us. 1177 00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:26,107 Back at the Roadhouse. 1178 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,975 We made it clear exactly where we were going 1179 00:58:28,009 --> 00:58:31,479 -and which road we were taking. -Are you hearing yourself? 1180 00:58:31,512 --> 00:58:33,681 Captain KKK and his sidekick Little Adolf 1181 00:58:33,714 --> 00:58:35,683 were never at the Roadhouse. 1182 00:58:38,052 --> 00:58:40,021 I think that I might have seen their truck 1183 00:58:40,054 --> 00:58:41,355 pulling into the parking lot as we were leaving. 1184 00:58:41,389 --> 00:58:42,423 What? 1185 00:58:42,456 --> 00:58:44,191 Carrie, why wouldn't you tell us this? 1186 00:58:44,225 --> 00:58:46,060 Oh my God. It happened so fast, and it was-- it was dark, 1187 00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:48,062 and I just saw their taillights as we were pulling out, 1188 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,597 and I figured that if I said anything, 1189 00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:51,132 you guys would have just called me crazy again, so-- 1190 00:58:51,165 --> 00:58:52,967 Yes, and we would have been right to call you crazy. 1191 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,235 Are you kidding me? 1192 00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:56,505 You have no idea what you saw other than some random lights 1193 00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:58,672 on a random truck at a random diner. 1194 00:58:58,706 --> 00:59:00,708 They could have tracked us down. 1195 00:59:00,741 --> 00:59:02,643 That place could have been filled with people they knew. 1196 00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,677 Maybe they even called ahead 1197 00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:05,012 and told them to look out for us. 1198 00:59:05,046 --> 00:59:06,981 That would explain their creepy behavior towards us. 1199 00:59:07,014 --> 00:59:07,882 I'm not buying it. 1200 00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:10,217 It's as good an explanation as bears 1201 00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:12,253 or a non-existent prank? 1202 00:59:13,487 --> 00:59:15,556 Maybe it wasn't a prank. 1203 00:59:18,359 --> 00:59:20,694 Maybe it was Jason. Think about it. 1204 00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:23,397 We know, no shit about him except for he's sketchy as fuck. 1205 00:59:23,431 --> 00:59:24,598 We've seen his violent side 1206 00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:27,101 and he's the only one currently with a gun. 1207 00:59:27,134 --> 00:59:28,335 Jason's a good guy. 1208 00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:29,770 Okay, well a lot of good guys come back 1209 00:59:29,804 --> 00:59:32,139 from war with PTSD, Carrie. 1210 00:59:32,173 --> 00:59:35,009 He could have been a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. 1211 00:59:35,042 --> 00:59:37,678 The last thing he said to us was run. 1212 00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:40,114 He wanted us to leave the safety of our RV. 1213 00:59:40,147 --> 00:59:42,316 It would have been open hunting grounds for him. 1214 00:59:42,349 --> 00:59:43,651 I'm sorry, you're being paranoid. 1215 00:59:43,684 --> 00:59:45,086 I'm not fucking being paranoid! 1216 00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:47,121 Carrie is the only one allowed to have the right answer. 1217 00:59:47,154 --> 00:59:48,055 -Always. -You know what? 1218 00:59:48,089 --> 00:59:49,824 -I didn't say that. -You didn't have to! 1219 00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:51,692 You were always smarter than the rest of us dumb bitches! 1220 00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:54,962 -Right? -Oh God, guys, stop! 1221 00:59:54,995 --> 00:59:58,032 We don't know shit about shit. 1222 00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:01,235 The only thing we do know is we have each other. 1223 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,737 And until we get on the other side 1224 01:00:03,771 --> 01:00:04,872 of whatever the fuck this is, 1225 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,740 we better act like the lifelong friends 1226 01:00:06,774 --> 01:00:08,275 we've been pretending to be. 1227 01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:12,613 Yes, I understand. 1228 01:00:12,646 --> 01:00:14,348 Olivia? What the fuck? 1229 01:00:16,050 --> 01:00:17,685 Olivia, who are you talking to? 1230 01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:20,354 Okay, I will. I promise. 1231 01:00:20,387 --> 01:00:23,257 Olivia, we need your phone right now to call for help. 1232 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:24,859 If she has signal, we should all have signal. 1233 01:00:24,892 --> 01:00:26,827 Check your phones. Call 911. 1234 01:00:28,262 --> 01:00:30,464 - What the fuck? - I've got nothing. 1235 01:00:30,498 --> 01:00:32,233 No, me neither. I don't see anything. 1236 01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,703 Olivia? 1237 01:00:37,071 --> 01:00:38,973 Olivia! What? 1238 01:00:39,006 --> 01:00:41,543 She couldn't have just vanished. She was right there. 1239 01:00:44,546 --> 01:00:48,048 Asshole! I knew this was a setup. 1240 01:00:48,082 --> 01:00:49,618 Michael, what the hell is go-- 1241 01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:51,919 Michael, what the hell is-- 1242 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,688 Stop it. Who is this? 1243 01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:56,757 Stop it. Who is this? 1244 01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,493 What do you want? 1245 01:00:59,528 --> 01:01:02,396 Fuck, marry, kill. 1246 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,968 Olivia. 1247 01:01:08,002 --> 01:01:09,370 -Oh my God. -Fuck this. 1248 01:01:09,403 --> 01:01:10,938 Oh my God, Gaby! 1249 01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:12,439 You're okay, you're okay. Come on. Come on. 1250 01:01:12,473 --> 01:01:14,576 - We're getting Olivia. - I'm not leaving her out there! 1251 01:01:14,609 --> 01:01:16,911 - Okay, okay, okay! Let's go. - Be careful, be careful. 1252 01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:19,880 Come on. Let's go. 1253 01:01:19,914 --> 01:01:21,315 Why the fuck isn't it opening? 1254 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,384 - Hey! Hey! - Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop! 1255 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:25,452 Whoever is doing this doesn't want us to leave. 1256 01:01:25,486 --> 01:01:27,788 Can't you see that? Enough. 1257 01:01:27,821 --> 01:01:30,791 Olivia! Olivia! 1258 01:01:33,727 --> 01:01:35,564 - Olivia. - What the hell is she doing? 1259 01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:37,298 - Olivia. Olivia! Come back! - Olivia! 1260 01:01:37,331 --> 01:01:39,033 -Olivia! No! -What the fuck are you doing? 1261 01:01:39,066 --> 01:01:40,669 Olivia! 1262 01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,419 -Where are you going? -Olivia! 1263 01:01:58,452 --> 01:02:00,254 -Olivia, I swear to god! -Olivia! 1264 01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:03,224 - Olivia, stop! - What are you doing? 1265 01:02:04,659 --> 01:02:07,494 Michael? Michael? 1266 01:02:10,231 --> 01:02:12,299 Michael? 1267 01:02:15,736 --> 01:02:17,371 I came. 1268 01:02:18,506 --> 01:02:21,275 Alone. Just like you asked. 1269 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:24,111 What is she doing? 1270 01:02:24,144 --> 01:02:25,946 Who the hell is she talking to? 1271 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,849 Everything's gonna be okay. We can be together again. 1272 01:02:32,253 --> 01:02:33,454 Michael? 1273 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,327 Where the fuck did that fog come from? 1274 01:02:40,361 --> 01:02:41,996 -Olivia! -Olivia! 1275 01:02:42,029 --> 01:02:43,531 Turn around! 1276 01:02:43,565 --> 01:02:45,032 Olivia, turn around! 1277 01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:46,066 Olivia! 1278 01:02:49,503 --> 01:02:53,240 - Olivia. Come on. - Come on this side. 1279 01:02:53,274 --> 01:02:55,042 Michael? 1280 01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:57,011 Olivia. 1281 01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:59,913 Michael, I can see you now. 1282 01:03:01,949 --> 01:03:06,755 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1283 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,455 Michael? 1284 01:03:08,489 --> 01:03:12,426 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1285 01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:16,363 Michael, Michael, what-- what's-- what's going on? 1286 01:03:16,397 --> 01:03:18,465 Michael? Michael? 1287 01:03:18,499 --> 01:03:22,002 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Olivia ♪ 1288 01:03:22,036 --> 01:03:25,439 - Stop! Stop, just-- - No, just get away from me! 1289 01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:28,208 Leave me alone! No! 1290 01:03:30,177 --> 01:03:35,349 ♪ Happy death day to you ♪ 1291 01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:43,957 No! 1292 01:03:43,991 --> 01:03:48,095 Get away from me! Get away from me! 1293 01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:53,000 Olivia! 1294 01:03:54,268 --> 01:03:56,638 Where did she go? 1295 01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,773 Oh, I can't see her. I can't see her. 1296 01:04:04,111 --> 01:04:05,879 Attagirl! 1297 01:04:05,913 --> 01:04:08,750 - Come on, Olivia. - Come on. 1298 01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:14,088 Fuck you! 1299 01:04:16,758 --> 01:04:18,158 Come on, Olivia. 1300 01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:22,262 Let me in, guys! Guys, open the door! 1301 01:04:22,296 --> 01:04:23,030 Guys, let me in! 1302 01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:24,599 Olivia, keep running! 1303 01:04:24,632 --> 01:04:26,400 Open the door! 1304 01:04:26,433 --> 01:04:27,602 What is happening? 1305 01:04:27,635 --> 01:04:31,840 Guys! Open the door! Please! 1306 01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:34,174 Gaby, open the door! 1307 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:36,678 Let me in. 1308 01:04:36,711 --> 01:04:38,813 Open the door! 1309 01:04:41,382 --> 01:04:45,285 Please help me! Gaby! 1310 01:04:45,319 --> 01:04:46,654 Screw this. 1311 01:04:46,688 --> 01:04:47,722 Sarah, stop! 1312 01:04:47,756 --> 01:04:49,923 She is not opening that fucking door! 1313 01:04:49,957 --> 01:04:51,291 You think Olivia is out there, 1314 01:04:51,325 --> 01:04:53,427 then who the hell is on that road? 1315 01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:57,898 Gaby, open the door! Let me in! 1316 01:04:57,931 --> 01:04:59,299 -Gaby, let me in! Let me in! -What if it's her? 1317 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,268 It's not her, Gaby! Look, dammit! 1318 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:04,639 Open the door, Gaby! 1319 01:05:04,672 --> 01:05:08,208 Guys, let me in! Please! 1320 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:13,347 Please guys, open the door. 1321 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,750 Please. Please. 1322 01:05:15,784 --> 01:05:21,321 Gaby. Please. Open the door. 1323 01:05:21,355 --> 01:05:23,658 Open the door. 1324 01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:40,675 She didn't just vanish. 1325 01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:45,847 She must have got confused 1326 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,149 and wandered into the woods, right? 1327 01:05:49,183 --> 01:05:51,151 She-- she'll be-- she'll be back. 1328 01:05:51,185 --> 01:05:54,254 Sure, with Michael and Jason. 1329 01:05:58,827 --> 01:06:00,360 We should have done more to help her. 1330 01:06:00,394 --> 01:06:02,564 There was nothing that we could have done, Carrie. 1331 01:06:02,597 --> 01:06:05,332 We could have never pissed off those truck drivers. 1332 01:06:05,365 --> 01:06:07,535 We could have just stayed on the highway. 1333 01:06:07,569 --> 01:06:11,472 We could have turned around. We were told to turn around. 1334 01:06:11,506 --> 01:06:15,142 We could have never come on this fucking trip! 1335 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:17,377 We could have never stayed friends after high school. 1336 01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:19,514 We could have never stayed friends 1337 01:06:19,547 --> 01:06:21,783 after we did really fucking shitty things 1338 01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,283 to each other. 1339 01:06:23,317 --> 01:06:25,520 Oh no, there's a hell of a lot we could have done 1340 01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:29,591 to not get us to the exact point of being hunted and killed! 1341 01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:31,124 Shoulda, coulda, woulda, Gaby. 1342 01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:34,027 -God, Sarah! -Okay, you know what? 1343 01:06:35,028 --> 01:06:37,932 We're here now. 1344 01:06:37,966 --> 01:06:39,399 The past doesn't matter. 1345 01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:43,403 And if we want to make it through, 1346 01:06:43,437 --> 01:06:45,740 whatever this is, 1347 01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:48,510 we have to work harder at workin' together, right? 1348 01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:49,611 Oh, fuck, Carrie. 1349 01:06:49,644 --> 01:06:51,913 Oh my God. What, seriously? 1350 01:06:51,946 --> 01:06:53,313 Are you hungry after what just happened? 1351 01:06:53,347 --> 01:06:55,783 Of course I'm not fucking hungry, Carrie! 1352 01:06:55,817 --> 01:06:57,752 But if I don't get a drink to calm my fucking nerves, 1353 01:06:57,785 --> 01:06:59,486 there's nothing stopping me from going outside, 1354 01:06:59,521 --> 01:07:01,656 finding that gun, and blowing my goddamn brains out 1355 01:07:01,689 --> 01:07:03,558 to make the fear stop! 1356 01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:08,563 Pour me a double of whatever. 1357 01:07:08,596 --> 01:07:09,731 You got it. 1358 01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,470 We-- we still don't know what happened to them, 1359 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:17,505 to any of them. 1360 01:07:17,539 --> 01:07:20,307 -For all we know, they could-- -Jack shit. 1361 01:07:21,174 --> 01:07:22,777 That's all we fucking know. 1362 01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:25,212 Jack fucking shit. 1363 01:07:27,481 --> 01:07:29,551 Yeah. Yeah. 1364 01:07:30,450 --> 01:07:32,587 Here's to steadying the nerves. 1365 01:07:34,622 --> 01:07:36,089 To our friends. 1366 01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:38,660 And each other. 1367 01:07:41,996 --> 01:07:43,230 Salut. 1368 01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:49,037 -Holy fuck! Oh. Ew. -Oh my God. 1369 01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,470 Oh my God. 1370 01:07:50,505 --> 01:07:53,708 This might be worse than whatever is out there. 1371 01:07:56,511 --> 01:07:58,780 Back to the million-dollar question. 1372 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:03,551 What the hell is out there? 1373 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:09,657 Is it watching us right now? 1374 01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:19,567 When my grandpa died, he left the family fortune 1375 01:08:19,601 --> 01:08:23,503 to my dad and his older brother, my Uncle Josh. 1376 01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:25,372 Anyone would tell you that Uncle Josh 1377 01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:27,307 was the real genius in the family. 1378 01:08:27,341 --> 01:08:28,743 I-- I don't think that we met him. 1379 01:08:28,776 --> 01:08:29,944 No, you didn't. 1380 01:08:29,978 --> 01:08:33,514 Um, because my loving father used every trick in the book 1381 01:08:33,548 --> 01:08:35,115 to cut him out of his inheritance 1382 01:08:35,148 --> 01:08:36,316 and our lives. 1383 01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:37,785 What the fuck did he do? 1384 01:08:37,819 --> 01:08:40,755 He had the balls to come back from a camping trip one summer 1385 01:08:40,788 --> 01:08:46,761 and tell us that he saw something in the woods. 1386 01:08:46,794 --> 01:08:48,395 So, what did he see? 1387 01:08:49,396 --> 01:08:52,033 Daddy dearest wouldn't tell us. 1388 01:08:52,066 --> 01:08:53,568 He said that my uncle was a crazy drunk, 1389 01:08:53,601 --> 01:08:56,303 and that crazy drunks can't be near the money. 1390 01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,774 - The point is... - Wow. 1391 01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:03,544 ...Bigfoot, ghosts, UFOs, 1392 01:09:03,578 --> 01:09:05,412 there is just some shit in the world 1393 01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:07,815 -that you cannot explain. -Yeah. 1394 01:09:07,849 --> 01:09:10,484 So, is that what you think is going on here? 1395 01:09:10,518 --> 01:09:14,789 We're being stalked by like some killer Bigfoot. 1396 01:09:16,824 --> 01:09:19,627 Parked the RV on an ancient Indian burial ground. 1397 01:09:19,661 --> 01:09:20,662 Carre. 1398 01:09:20,695 --> 01:09:23,263 Being attacked by vengeful spirits. 1399 01:09:24,599 --> 01:09:26,601 Invading aliens abducted our friends. 1400 01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:27,869 We're next. 1401 01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:29,103 - Why not? - Yeah. 1402 01:09:29,137 --> 01:09:30,705 You take your pick. 1403 01:09:30,738 --> 01:09:31,706 When we were kids, 1404 01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:35,109 the government told us that UFOs did not exist. 1405 01:09:35,143 --> 01:09:37,712 Now, they can't stop talking about 'em. 1406 01:09:37,745 --> 01:09:39,647 I mean, what else are they hiding from us? 1407 01:09:39,681 --> 01:09:41,448 Scared that our fragile human minds 1408 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:43,450 can't handle the truth. 1409 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,752 - Yeah. - Right? 1410 01:09:44,786 --> 01:09:46,286 Yeah. No, my abuelita, 1411 01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:49,857 when she was a little girl, the elders in her village, 1412 01:09:49,891 --> 01:09:51,258 they forbid her and anyone else 1413 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,794 from going near the river. 1414 01:09:53,961 --> 01:09:56,463 They said that an insane woman 1415 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:59,299 had butchered up her entire family, 1416 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:00,601 chopped them up into little pieces 1417 01:10:00,635 --> 01:10:03,604 and fed them to the fish in the river, poisoning it. 1418 01:10:03,638 --> 01:10:06,040 No one could eat from it or drink from it. 1419 01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:09,944 So, the elders find this woman, 1420 01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:13,781 this bruja, 1421 01:10:15,683 --> 01:10:16,984 this witch. 1422 01:10:18,218 --> 01:10:21,889 And they tie her down with rocks and drown her. 1423 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:26,060 So, my abuelita, when she was a teenager, 1424 01:10:26,094 --> 01:10:27,461 she's with her friends, 1425 01:10:27,494 --> 01:10:31,165 and they're closer to the river than they should've been. 1426 01:10:34,769 --> 01:10:36,738 And they hear a scream. 1427 01:10:40,307 --> 01:10:41,876 So piercing. 1428 01:10:43,945 --> 01:10:45,747 So inhuman. 1429 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,750 They run. 1430 01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:52,887 Never looking back. 1431 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,223 And finally, my abuela, 1432 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:59,894 she turns around and she's the only one left. 1433 01:11:02,764 --> 01:11:05,265 And they never found her friends. 1434 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,676 We should just stay here. 1435 01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:19,279 And the sun should be up in a couple of hours. 1436 01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:22,917 And whatever is out there is not in here with us. 1437 01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:24,819 This is the safest place. 1438 01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:27,454 Maybe. 1439 01:11:27,487 --> 01:11:30,958 I mean, eventually a car has to come by. 1440 01:11:30,992 --> 01:11:32,727 What if it's a dead end? 1441 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,128 What if it's not? 1442 01:11:38,866 --> 01:11:40,735 No. No. 1443 01:11:57,952 --> 01:11:59,020 Stop! Stop! 1444 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:08,229 No! 1445 01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,501 Okay, okay, okay. 1446 01:12:14,535 --> 01:12:16,237 Guys! Guys, we need-- we need weapons. 1447 01:12:16,270 --> 01:12:17,370 Yeah. 1448 01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:19,540 Find anything, okay? Go! 1449 01:12:19,574 --> 01:12:21,108 -Okay, okay. -Go, now! Go! 1450 01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:36,858 Fuck yeah. 1451 01:12:40,695 --> 01:12:44,098 Oh, Carrie! Fire! Fire! Oh my God! 1452 01:12:51,138 --> 01:12:53,040 Safety first, ladies. 1453 01:12:56,711 --> 01:12:57,712 Fire. 1454 01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:01,515 Dead snakes. 1455 01:13:02,516 --> 01:13:03,918 Trip of a lifetime. 1456 01:13:13,895 --> 01:13:15,129 You hear that? 1457 01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:19,499 I don't hear anything. 1458 01:13:19,533 --> 01:13:23,037 Exactly. It's gone. 1459 01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:25,539 Maybe. For now, but... 1460 01:13:25,573 --> 01:13:28,009 -Now's the perfect time. -For what? 1461 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,677 For one of us to go get help. 1462 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:31,112 Are you insane? We're not leaving. 1463 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,847 - Yeah, no, Sarah's right. - We're staying put. 1464 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,649 No, I hear you guys. 1465 01:13:34,682 --> 01:13:36,651 Which is why I'm gonna go. 1466 01:13:36,684 --> 01:13:38,619 You have a jacked up leg. 1467 01:13:38,653 --> 01:13:39,587 You really think you could outrun 1468 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,621 whatever the hell is out there? 1469 01:13:40,655 --> 01:13:42,123 I think with one good leg, 1470 01:13:42,156 --> 01:13:43,658 I'm the fastest one here by a mile. 1471 01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,492 Gaby, you're in pain. 1472 01:13:45,526 --> 01:13:48,362 You're literally popping Advil like candy. 1473 01:13:48,396 --> 01:13:49,597 What about the RICE diet? 1474 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,866 Rest, ice, compression, elevation? 1475 01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:54,135 That was recently changed to "run, I can escape." 1476 01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:56,671 Look, Gaby, we appreciate you wanting to do this for us, 1477 01:13:56,704 --> 01:13:57,705 but if we just wait-- 1478 01:13:57,738 --> 01:14:01,075 God, then we fucking die, Sarah. 1479 01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:04,078 I'm not gonna sit here on my ass and let that happen. 1480 01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:07,181 Guys, look, I train for cross-country events 24/7. 1481 01:14:07,214 --> 01:14:08,883 That's what my body was built to do. 1482 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:11,385 The moment I'm out that door, I'm running. 1483 01:14:11,419 --> 01:14:12,920 I'll change courses if I hear anything 1484 01:14:12,954 --> 01:14:13,955 from road to woods, 1485 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,823 but I'm not stopping until I bring us back help 1486 01:14:15,856 --> 01:14:17,091 -or anything, alright? -No, no, no, Gaby. 1487 01:14:17,124 --> 01:14:18,826 This is not up for discussion, you guys! 1488 01:14:18,859 --> 01:14:20,294 The longer we sit here and talk about this, 1489 01:14:20,328 --> 01:14:21,529 the sooner whatever the fuck that is 1490 01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:22,930 comes back. 1491 01:14:22,964 --> 01:14:25,132 -You don't have to do this. -Yes, I fucking do, Carrie. 1492 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,101 - No. - Yes, I do. 1493 01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:32,573 I may not always like you guys, but I will always love you. 1494 01:14:37,078 --> 01:14:38,612 Take care of him. 1495 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:39,780 He may be a dumbass stoner, 1496 01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:43,417 but he's our dumbass stoner, okay? 1497 01:14:43,451 --> 01:14:45,987 - Okay. - Of course we will. 1498 01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:48,422 Thank you. 1499 01:14:50,925 --> 01:14:51,892 All right. 1500 01:14:51,926 --> 01:14:53,561 The second I'm gone, you barricade that door 1501 01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:55,896 with whatever you can find, 'cause when I come back, 1502 01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:57,365 I am bringing back the cavalry. 1503 01:14:57,398 --> 01:14:59,734 -Yeah. -And you'll know it's me. Okay? 1504 01:14:59,767 --> 01:15:01,235 Okay, okay, okay. 1505 01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:02,536 It's okay. 1506 01:15:15,516 --> 01:15:17,018 Amen. 1507 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:24,892 Later, bitches. 1508 01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:31,732 No! 1509 01:15:34,902 --> 01:15:36,737 She was here. 1510 01:15:38,372 --> 01:15:40,207 She was here the whole time. 1511 01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:43,644 It's impossible. We looked. 1512 01:15:43,677 --> 01:15:45,813 She was begging, and pleading, 1513 01:15:45,846 --> 01:15:47,948 and screaming for us to let her in, 1514 01:15:47,982 --> 01:15:48,716 and we didn't. 1515 01:15:48,749 --> 01:15:49,984 We fucking ignored her! 1516 01:15:50,017 --> 01:15:52,420 No, Gaby, none of this makes any sense. 1517 01:15:52,453 --> 01:15:54,321 We-- we saw her. 1518 01:15:54,355 --> 01:15:56,590 She was in front of us. 1519 01:15:56,624 --> 01:15:59,727 Maybe-- maybe whatever did this um, attacked her 1520 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,463 and then dragged her back here. 1521 01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:03,731 And did that? 1522 01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:07,068 Oh my-- 1523 01:16:07,101 --> 01:16:09,837 We killed her. 1524 01:16:12,773 --> 01:16:14,575 We killed our friend. 1525 01:16:16,444 --> 01:16:18,112 And one of you can tell her parents 1526 01:16:18,145 --> 01:16:20,714 we let their only child, who was begging for our help 1527 01:16:20,748 --> 01:16:25,319 until her very last breath, die. 1528 01:16:28,155 --> 01:16:30,291 We never even tried. 1529 01:16:37,031 --> 01:16:38,365 Shut the door. 1530 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,374 What did we do! 1531 01:16:47,408 --> 01:16:48,876 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 1532 01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:50,744 -Sarah, what did we do? -Hey! Hey! 1533 01:16:50,778 --> 01:16:54,315 We survived! That is what we did! 1534 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,850 You saw her as clear as day. 1535 01:16:55,883 --> 01:16:57,384 She was never at that door. 1536 01:16:57,418 --> 01:16:58,752 And if we plan on living, 1537 01:16:58,786 --> 01:17:01,856 we'll do what Gaby said and lock this place down now! 1538 01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:03,558 -You hear me? -Yeah. 1539 01:17:03,592 --> 01:17:04,625 Come on! 1540 01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:39,426 I can't stop thinking about Olivia. 1541 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:40,828 Well, try. 1542 01:17:40,861 --> 01:17:43,664 It's not our fault. 1543 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:46,901 If we'd have just opened the door-- 1544 01:17:46,934 --> 01:17:49,403 Then we all would have died. 1545 01:17:49,436 --> 01:17:51,472 Do you really think she would have opened the door for you? 1546 01:17:51,506 --> 01:17:53,073 Because trust me, she wouldn't have. 1547 01:17:53,107 --> 01:17:54,275 Bullshit. 1548 01:17:56,243 --> 01:17:57,144 She was our friend. 1549 01:17:57,178 --> 01:18:00,347 Do not paint me to be the villain here. 1550 01:18:00,381 --> 01:18:02,950 I never once abandoned her. 1551 01:18:02,983 --> 01:18:05,152 She picked the college, I went. 1552 01:18:05,186 --> 01:18:07,354 She chose our dorm, I signed up. 1553 01:18:07,388 --> 01:18:11,058 She picked our sorority, I joined. 1554 01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:13,427 She chose our major, I said, "Sure." 1555 01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:17,566 She was my ride or die. 1556 01:18:17,599 --> 01:18:19,934 But we didn't think we meant that literally. 1557 01:18:22,671 --> 01:18:25,839 And you wanna know the irony of it? 1558 01:18:25,873 --> 01:18:27,609 Olivia would constantly remind me 1559 01:18:27,642 --> 01:18:29,410 that there was not a single situation 1560 01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:32,179 I couldn't buy my way out of. 1561 01:18:32,213 --> 01:18:35,015 And now, she's not even here to see how wrong she was. 1562 01:18:36,784 --> 01:18:39,286 This is one check I cannot cash. 1563 01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:43,123 You have plenty of other qualities 1564 01:18:43,157 --> 01:18:45,960 besides spending your dad's money. 1565 01:18:45,993 --> 01:18:47,428 Thanks. 1566 01:18:47,461 --> 01:18:48,862 I'll just sit here waiting to die 1567 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,497 and reflect on all of them. 1568 01:18:50,532 --> 01:18:51,732 Stop. 1569 01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:55,869 You're ten times smarter than you let on. 1570 01:18:55,903 --> 01:18:58,405 I hate that you can make me laugh. 1571 01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,376 And I've never met a guy who doesn't lust after you. 1572 01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:04,144 Including dads and teachers. 1573 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,448 I think you wrote that in my yearbook. 1574 01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:09,250 No. 1575 01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:12,654 I wrote that you're a mean-ass lying bitch in an easy way. 1576 01:19:13,954 --> 01:19:15,557 - Right. - Right. 1577 01:19:15,590 --> 01:19:16,524 Savage. 1578 01:19:19,694 --> 01:19:22,396 Okay, uh, that's what we were lacking right there. 1579 01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:23,897 Creepy-ass ambiance. 1580 01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:24,932 What if we-- 1581 01:19:24,965 --> 01:19:27,636 No, no, no, just-- Power just died. 1582 01:19:27,669 --> 01:19:28,869 Old RV. 1583 01:19:31,138 --> 01:19:31,905 I can't see. 1584 01:19:31,939 --> 01:19:33,140 Yeah. 1585 01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:40,347 i'll get a flashlight. 1586 01:19:44,118 --> 01:19:44,885 Turn it off. 1587 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:46,420 We need to save our batteries. 1588 01:20:00,568 --> 01:20:02,803 Let's hope Gaby finds some help. 1589 01:20:02,836 --> 01:20:05,339 And help finds us soon. 1590 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,876 I can't remember her ever not succeeding 1591 01:20:08,909 --> 01:20:10,244 at something she set out to do. 1592 01:20:16,116 --> 01:20:17,151 Cool. 1593 01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:20,655 Now, I'm just gonna calmly relight these candles. 1594 01:20:20,689 --> 01:20:21,822 Okay. 1595 01:20:21,855 --> 01:20:23,991 And pretend this dumpster fire of a night 1596 01:20:24,024 --> 01:20:25,859 is not actually happening. 1597 01:20:25,893 --> 01:20:27,094 Yeah. 1598 01:20:30,197 --> 01:20:31,700 If we make it out of this, do you think-- 1599 01:20:31,733 --> 01:20:33,233 When. 1600 01:20:33,668 --> 01:20:35,502 Okay, when. 1601 01:20:35,537 --> 01:20:38,038 When we make it out of this, 1602 01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:42,610 do you think anyone will believe us? 1603 01:20:42,644 --> 01:20:43,877 Would you? 1604 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:54,355 That's disturbing. 1605 01:20:54,388 --> 01:20:58,325 There must be a camera mounted around here somewhere. 1606 01:20:58,359 --> 01:21:02,496 If so, where are you? 1607 01:21:03,631 --> 01:21:06,333 What the hell? 1608 01:21:07,968 --> 01:21:09,537 Actual fuckity fuck fuck. 1609 01:21:09,571 --> 01:21:10,572 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 1610 01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:11,506 Did I miss something? 1611 01:21:11,539 --> 01:21:13,006 - Hi. - Hey! 1612 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,509 It's all good, ladies. 1613 01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:16,811 Your boy is gonna replenish the old electrolytes 1614 01:21:16,845 --> 01:21:19,146 and then there'll be plenty of Chris to enjoy. 1615 01:21:22,082 --> 01:21:25,886 What the fuck? 1616 01:21:27,522 --> 01:21:30,658 Y'all make some interesting life choices. 1617 01:21:30,692 --> 01:21:32,426 Are we already at Blue Light? 1618 01:21:33,427 --> 01:21:34,562 No. 1619 01:21:37,665 --> 01:21:39,534 All right, all right. 1620 01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:41,902 I'm jelly, god damn! 1621 01:21:41,935 --> 01:21:43,838 Looks like I missed the rager. 1622 01:21:43,872 --> 01:21:45,607 Maybe I'll just get the 401 from the others. 1623 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:50,911 Um, it's-- It's just us, Chris. 1624 01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:53,280 Right, then. 1625 01:21:53,313 --> 01:21:55,617 I'll just kick back, with y'all and relax then. 1626 01:21:55,650 --> 01:21:59,153 No rush. Take some me time. 1627 01:21:59,186 --> 01:22:01,221 Ah, read a good book. 1628 01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:04,425 The Black Arts. 1629 01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:08,530 Ooh. 1630 01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:10,964 Looks like a good book for kids about Satan. 1631 01:22:12,399 --> 01:22:14,669 That must have belonged to Michael's uncle. 1632 01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:19,473 The Book of Forbidden Knowledge, Demonology. 1633 01:22:19,507 --> 01:22:22,376 The Grimora, Aleistair Crowley, Sign of the Beast? 1634 01:22:22,409 --> 01:22:23,545 Oh, my God. 1635 01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:25,312 Do you think that this is related to what's happening? 1636 01:22:25,345 --> 01:22:27,314 It's a hell of a coincidence if it's not. 1637 01:22:27,347 --> 01:22:29,349 Y'all playing some I'm light as a feather, 1638 01:22:29,383 --> 01:22:31,553 stiff as a board, paranormal spooky shit 1639 01:22:31,586 --> 01:22:32,520 without me? 1640 01:22:32,554 --> 01:22:35,055 We were never supposed to see any of this. 1641 01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:36,791 Michael stole the Beast. 1642 01:22:36,825 --> 01:22:39,092 Do y'all remember Olivia's birthday party 1643 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,428 where we broke out that Ouija board? 1644 01:22:41,462 --> 01:22:45,466 It's almost like we were marked from the beginning. 1645 01:22:45,499 --> 01:22:47,535 All right. 1646 01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:48,603 Clearly I'm still dreaming. 1647 01:22:48,636 --> 01:22:51,271 We are stranded in the middle of nowhere. 1648 01:22:51,305 --> 01:22:53,541 Michael is missing, Jason is missing. 1649 01:22:53,575 --> 01:22:54,776 Olivia is dead, 1650 01:22:54,809 --> 01:22:56,578 Gaby risked her life to go get us help, 1651 01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:58,345 and something out there that we can't explain 1652 01:22:58,378 --> 01:23:00,548 is responsible for all of it. 1653 01:23:14,061 --> 01:23:17,231 I see what's happening here, bruh. 1654 01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:19,099 This is one big joke! 1655 01:23:19,132 --> 01:23:21,068 One big old joke on Chris. 1656 01:23:21,101 --> 01:23:22,837 Good one. I deserve it. 1657 01:23:22,871 --> 01:23:24,539 Scared straight, lesson learned, 1658 01:23:24,572 --> 01:23:27,742 because I went all snoop D-O-G-G on the trip. 1659 01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:29,744 No, believe us, Chris, nothing would make us happier 1660 01:23:29,777 --> 01:23:33,213 than to tell you that this has all been one big joke. 1661 01:23:33,247 --> 01:23:34,582 Where's the evidence? 1662 01:23:34,616 --> 01:23:36,216 Show me the proof. 1663 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:38,151 Are you kidding me? 1664 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,319 Look around this place. 1665 01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:40,555 Did you think while you were passed out 1666 01:23:40,588 --> 01:23:42,924 we just turned into Lord of the Flies? 1667 01:23:42,957 --> 01:23:44,024 You got video? 1668 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:45,092 -No! -No! 1669 01:23:45,125 --> 01:23:47,227 -You ain't got video? -No. 1670 01:23:47,261 --> 01:23:49,363 See, this is how it always goes down. 1671 01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:52,567 Someone sees something and can't explain it, 1672 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,234 and then can't get actual footage of it, 1673 01:23:54,268 --> 01:23:57,705 and then even if they do, it's on some shaky bullshit, 1674 01:23:57,739 --> 01:23:59,941 and there is no proof, and there's no truth. 1675 01:23:59,974 --> 01:24:02,175 Chris, either you believe us or you don't, 1676 01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:04,913 but unless Gaby comes back with the army to rescue us, 1677 01:24:04,946 --> 01:24:08,248 there's a very good chance that we're all gonna die out here. 1678 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,453 What the fuck? 1679 01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:28,135 I'm sorry you woke up. 1680 01:24:29,604 --> 01:24:31,673 Is it gone? 1681 01:24:31,706 --> 01:24:32,874 Tell me it's gone. 1682 01:24:32,907 --> 01:24:34,408 The attacks come in waves. 1683 01:24:34,441 --> 01:24:36,310 Then we better surf the fuck out of here. 1684 01:24:36,343 --> 01:24:38,178 The RV isn't moving. Michael and Jason-- 1685 01:24:38,211 --> 01:24:39,446 They're idiots! 1686 01:24:39,479 --> 01:24:41,114 I need whatever tools we can find. 1687 01:24:41,148 --> 01:24:45,954 Do you know anything about fixing cars, trucks, RVs? 1688 01:24:45,987 --> 01:24:48,623 Hurtful, offensive, and racist. 1689 01:24:48,656 --> 01:24:51,059 No, I-- I'm pretty sure that's a fair question. 1690 01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:52,560 I haven't even seen you drive a car, Chris. 1691 01:24:52,594 --> 01:24:54,394 You judge a book by its cover much? 1692 01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:56,898 Do you have a driver's license? 1693 01:24:56,931 --> 01:24:59,366 No, I don't. 1694 01:24:59,399 --> 01:25:00,969 But I can build an engine in my sleep. 1695 01:25:01,002 --> 01:25:03,738 I'm getting my fucking degree in mechanical engineering. 1696 01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:06,541 You go to college? 1697 01:25:06,574 --> 01:25:09,242 If you consider a full ride to MIT goin' to college, 1698 01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:12,013 then yeah, you do. 1699 01:25:12,046 --> 01:25:14,582 That's amazing. Why didn't you tell us? 1700 01:25:14,616 --> 01:25:17,819 Are you fucking kidding me with this shit right now? 1701 01:25:17,852 --> 01:25:20,253 Fine! How come you never asked? 1702 01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:24,792 Now, let all that "bad friend woke" guilt shit 1703 01:25:24,826 --> 01:25:27,962 wash all over you while you're getting me some tools! 1704 01:25:27,996 --> 01:25:29,429 Now, go! 1705 01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:36,604 Come on, man! 1706 01:25:36,638 --> 01:25:38,006 - Okay. Um, here. - Huh, dammit! 1707 01:25:46,380 --> 01:25:49,117 Oh! Yes! Oh, Chris! 1708 01:25:50,384 --> 01:25:51,385 Oh! 1709 01:25:53,387 --> 01:25:56,289 Okay, so, one of us has to still go outside 1710 01:25:56,323 --> 01:25:57,424 and finish the job. 1711 01:25:57,457 --> 01:26:00,528 And based on the applicants, 1712 01:26:00,561 --> 01:26:03,831 I seem to be the one of us I'm talking about. 1713 01:26:03,865 --> 01:26:05,700 So, any questions? 1714 01:26:05,733 --> 01:26:06,868 Is there another way? 1715 01:26:06,901 --> 01:26:09,971 You could change majors. 1716 01:26:10,004 --> 01:26:12,239 -All right. -Um, Chris, wait. 1717 01:26:12,272 --> 01:26:14,207 When we told you that Olivia died, 1718 01:26:14,241 --> 01:26:16,077 we didn't tell you where. 1719 01:26:16,110 --> 01:26:20,480 Just don't stop. Don't look. Just go. Okay? 1720 01:26:20,515 --> 01:26:23,518 Um, here, take this knife. 1721 01:26:23,551 --> 01:26:25,185 You're really gonna need it. 1722 01:27:04,025 --> 01:27:06,359 Let's see what's going on here. 1723 01:27:16,704 --> 01:27:18,606 Hey, start her up! 1724 01:27:25,913 --> 01:27:27,314 What? 1725 01:27:28,783 --> 01:27:30,918 No, no. Where the fuck are my tools? 1726 01:27:34,222 --> 01:27:35,757 What the hell? 1727 01:27:37,091 --> 01:27:39,392 I did not sign up for this shit. 1728 01:27:42,663 --> 01:27:44,766 How we doin' out there, Chris? 1729 01:27:48,870 --> 01:27:50,303 Chris? 1730 01:27:51,973 --> 01:27:54,108 I can't see him, Carrie! 1731 01:27:54,142 --> 01:27:55,543 Chris! 1732 01:28:00,548 --> 01:28:01,783 Chris! 1733 01:28:04,085 --> 01:28:06,521 You have to talk to me! 1734 01:28:07,855 --> 01:28:10,725 Chris? Chris! 1735 01:28:12,059 --> 01:28:13,928 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1736 01:28:13,961 --> 01:28:16,664 Oh, Chris. Um, okay, uh, 1737 01:28:16,697 --> 01:28:17,732 this is gonna hurt like hell, okay? 1738 01:28:17,765 --> 01:28:18,900 Fuck-- fuck-- fuck no! Don't do it! 1739 01:28:18,933 --> 01:28:20,433 -I'm gonna pull the knife out. -No, no, no! 1740 01:28:20,467 --> 01:28:21,501 -In three... -Oh God. 1741 01:28:21,536 --> 01:28:23,771 -...two... -Fuck! One! 1742 01:28:23,805 --> 01:28:26,373 What the fuck? You forgot to say "one"! 1743 01:28:26,406 --> 01:28:27,942 You want me to put it back and give you a better-- 1744 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:29,342 -No! -Warning? 1745 01:28:30,578 --> 01:28:33,181 Fuck. Here we go. Here we go, Chris! 1746 01:28:33,214 --> 01:28:34,816 Chris, hold on to it. 1747 01:28:34,849 --> 01:28:38,451 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 1748 01:28:38,485 --> 01:28:41,122 You're okay! You're okay, you're okay. 1749 01:28:42,523 --> 01:28:44,525 -What happened? -Fuck. I don't know. 1750 01:28:44,559 --> 01:28:45,860 I don't know what happened. 1751 01:28:45,893 --> 01:28:46,861 I don't wanna know. I-- 1752 01:28:46,894 --> 01:28:48,529 I wanna get the hell out of here, please. 1753 01:28:48,563 --> 01:28:50,698 Okay. Okay, come on. 1754 01:28:52,266 --> 01:28:54,635 -Okay, I need your knife. -Knife. 1755 01:28:54,669 --> 01:28:56,369 -And your light. -Okay. Light. 1756 01:28:56,403 --> 01:28:58,539 Give me. All right. 1757 01:28:58,573 --> 01:29:01,108 -I got the light. -All right. 1758 01:29:01,142 --> 01:29:02,176 -Can you see? -Okay. Yeah. 1759 01:29:02,210 --> 01:29:04,145 -Okay. -Hold the light steady, damn it! 1760 01:29:04,178 --> 01:29:05,746 I am. 1761 01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:07,048 Oh, shit. 1762 01:29:07,081 --> 01:29:08,783 - Breathe. Just breathe. - It's gonna be okay. 1763 01:29:08,816 --> 01:29:10,350 - Okay. - It's gonna be okay. 1764 01:29:17,325 --> 01:29:18,593 Hoo! 1765 01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:22,063 Yeah. 1766 01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:25,333 Okay. Start it up, Sarah! 1767 01:29:28,401 --> 01:29:30,370 Yes! Yes! 1768 01:29:30,403 --> 01:29:32,472 -Yes! -Wooh, yes! 1769 01:29:32,506 --> 01:29:34,342 Let's get the hell out of here! 1770 01:29:34,374 --> 01:29:35,943 Yes! Let's go. 1771 01:29:35,977 --> 01:29:37,545 Yeah! 1772 01:29:37,578 --> 01:29:40,982 - MIT, motherfucker! Go, Beavers! - That's right! 1773 01:29:45,253 --> 01:29:46,821 Oh no, shit. 1774 01:29:47,788 --> 01:29:49,023 We're out of gas. 1775 01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:50,725 Are you kidding me right now? 1776 01:29:50,758 --> 01:29:52,994 Wait, wait, there's a spare gas tank in the back. 1777 01:29:53,027 --> 01:29:53,861 I saw Jason fill it up. 1778 01:29:53,895 --> 01:29:56,396 Okay, then let's hit it and quit it. 1779 01:29:56,429 --> 01:29:58,933 Gas tank in the back! 1780 01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:03,237 Yay. 1781 01:30:03,271 --> 01:30:04,739 In the back. 1782 01:30:23,391 --> 01:30:26,426 Let me in! Help me. 1783 01:30:26,459 --> 01:30:29,063 Open the fucking door! 1784 01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:31,933 Let me in. Open the door! 1785 01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:34,568 Guys, open the door! 1786 01:30:34,602 --> 01:30:37,538 Open the door! Please help me. 1787 01:30:37,571 --> 01:30:39,206 Oh, please. 1788 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:42,276 Guys, open the door! Open the door! 1789 01:30:56,691 --> 01:30:58,693 We should pretend that that is not blood 1790 01:30:58,726 --> 01:31:00,027 and that is not there. 1791 01:31:04,832 --> 01:31:06,867 Help! Please! Please! 1792 01:31:06,901 --> 01:31:11,839 No! 1793 01:31:11,872 --> 01:31:14,008 Sorry I didn't ask about college. 1794 01:31:16,577 --> 01:31:18,779 You didn't ask about my dad dying either. 1795 01:31:20,948 --> 01:31:25,987 -Oh my God, Chris. -Not God. Cancer. 1796 01:31:28,122 --> 01:31:33,894 I watched him die over, and over, and over again, 1797 01:31:33,928 --> 01:31:38,232 until finally it was just over. 1798 01:31:41,769 --> 01:31:43,204 I should've been there for you. 1799 01:31:43,237 --> 01:31:46,040 What would you have done? 1800 01:31:46,073 --> 01:31:47,174 Huh? 1801 01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:49,944 You think you could've stopped death's plan? 1802 01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:54,915 If your number's up, it's up. 1803 01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:01,856 Oh shit! I'm not enjoying this trip! 1804 01:32:01,889 --> 01:32:04,392 Please, help me! 1805 01:32:04,425 --> 01:32:07,495 Please, help me. Open the fucking door! 1806 01:32:15,603 --> 01:32:16,937 Fuck! Do you know the passcode? 1807 01:32:16,971 --> 01:32:19,273 No, no, no, no. It's in there. Well, this is it. 1808 01:32:19,306 --> 01:32:21,542 Come on. Oh, fuck! 1809 01:32:49,503 --> 01:32:50,704 The knife! 1810 01:32:50,738 --> 01:32:52,073 - Forget about it. - We got what we needed. 1811 01:32:52,106 --> 01:32:54,608 - Okay. - This baby's full. 1812 01:32:55,643 --> 01:32:56,911 Come on. 1813 01:32:57,745 --> 01:33:01,182 Go away. Get away from me! 1814 01:33:04,418 --> 01:33:05,419 No! 1815 01:33:05,453 --> 01:33:10,057 Go away! Go away! Get away! 1816 01:33:10,091 --> 01:33:13,060 -What is it? -We're screwed. It melted. 1817 01:33:13,094 --> 01:33:15,062 No, no, no, no. We can bypass it. 1818 01:33:16,130 --> 01:33:19,834 Stop! Go away! 1819 01:33:19,867 --> 01:33:23,572 No! Go away! I will hurt you! 1820 01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:26,841 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1821 01:33:26,874 --> 01:33:28,809 I-- I'-- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1822 01:33:28,843 --> 01:33:30,512 -I didn't mean to. -Oh my God, are you-- are you-- 1823 01:33:30,545 --> 01:33:32,713 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 1824 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:35,349 Hey. Hey, it's gonna-- it's gonna be okay. 1825 01:33:36,585 --> 01:33:38,786 We're gonna get out of here. 1826 01:33:44,024 --> 01:33:45,826 Sorry. We-- we have to wrap it. 1827 01:33:45,860 --> 01:33:47,795 -We have to wrap it really good. -Hey, hey. 1828 01:33:47,828 --> 01:33:49,697 Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. We need to clean it. 1829 01:33:49,730 --> 01:33:51,398 -Okay, okay. -We need to clean it. 1830 01:33:51,432 --> 01:33:53,701 I'm sorry. You're gonna hate me so much more. 1831 01:33:57,606 --> 01:33:59,874 Carrie? 1832 01:33:59,907 --> 01:34:01,842 Carre-- 1833 01:34:01,876 --> 01:34:03,277 Carre! 1834 01:34:03,310 --> 01:34:05,646 Carrie, Sarah? 1835 01:34:05,679 --> 01:34:06,814 Carrie! Carrie! Sarah! 1836 01:34:06,847 --> 01:34:08,015 We have to open the door. 1837 01:34:08,048 --> 01:34:09,783 Chris needs the knife for the gas tank. 1838 01:34:09,817 --> 01:34:12,386 No, what if it's not Chris? 1839 01:34:12,419 --> 01:34:14,855 Remember what happened to Olivia? 1840 01:34:14,889 --> 01:34:15,890 Yeah. 1841 01:34:18,792 --> 01:34:21,095 A car. There's a car. 1842 01:34:21,128 --> 01:34:23,864 Look. Oh my God. Gaby, she made it. 1843 01:34:23,898 --> 01:34:27,536 Chris! Chris, look! There's a car! 1844 01:34:27,569 --> 01:34:29,370 It could be Gaby! 1845 01:34:29,403 --> 01:34:31,205 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 1846 01:34:34,808 --> 01:34:36,777 That's what I'm talkin' about! 1847 01:34:38,647 --> 01:34:40,681 Hey, we're gonna make it. 1848 01:34:41,849 --> 01:34:43,784 We're gonna make it. 1849 01:34:43,817 --> 01:34:45,920 We're gonna make it. 1850 01:34:45,953 --> 01:34:47,354 Gaby. 1851 01:34:47,388 --> 01:34:48,789 Hey! 1852 01:34:48,822 --> 01:34:51,091 Hey, right here! 1853 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:54,195 Right here! Hurry! 1854 01:34:58,365 --> 01:35:00,167 I di-- I didn't mean to stab you, I swear. 1855 01:35:00,201 --> 01:35:01,168 I know. 1856 01:35:01,202 --> 01:35:02,469 It was-- it was dark and-- and I couldn't see. 1857 01:35:02,503 --> 01:35:06,073 There was-- there was blood and-- and this shadow. 1858 01:35:06,106 --> 01:35:06,941 No, no. 1859 01:35:06,974 --> 01:35:08,275 Something coming towards me and-- 1860 01:35:08,309 --> 01:35:10,711 It just plays-- 1861 01:35:10,744 --> 01:35:12,813 It plays tricks on us. 1862 01:35:12,846 --> 01:35:14,982 It tries to make us believe. 1863 01:35:19,119 --> 01:35:20,387 Shit. 1864 01:35:20,421 --> 01:35:21,455 Oh, God. 1865 01:35:21,488 --> 01:35:23,123 Chris! Chris! 1866 01:35:23,157 --> 01:35:26,360 Come on! We got a bunch of injured people! 1867 01:35:26,393 --> 01:35:28,128 Mainly me! 1868 01:35:29,230 --> 01:35:30,699 Come on, get us the hell out of here! 1869 01:35:30,731 --> 01:35:31,932 - No! - No! 1870 01:35:31,966 --> 01:35:34,201 Oh my God! Chris! 1871 01:35:34,235 --> 01:35:35,903 Chris, hey, Chris! 1872 01:35:37,238 --> 01:35:38,505 Where'd she go? 1873 01:35:41,909 --> 01:35:44,378 My God. 1874 01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:46,447 Don't scare me like that! 1875 01:35:46,480 --> 01:35:47,781 Very funny, Gaby. 1876 01:35:49,718 --> 01:35:51,720 Gaby? 1877 01:35:51,752 --> 01:35:54,154 I can't see Chris at all. 1878 01:35:54,188 --> 01:35:57,091 Huh, I-- I think I'll just go and wait for you 1879 01:35:57,124 --> 01:35:59,527 back at the big old Beast, yeah. 1880 01:36:01,128 --> 01:36:03,764 -Hey, hey! -Chris! Chris, run! 1881 01:36:06,701 --> 01:36:08,135 Oh my God! 1882 01:36:09,704 --> 01:36:11,071 Oh shit! 1883 01:36:11,105 --> 01:36:13,508 Chris, run, dammit! 1884 01:36:15,843 --> 01:36:17,378 Chris, run! 1885 01:36:20,881 --> 01:36:22,016 Faster, Chris! 1886 01:36:38,767 --> 01:36:40,100 Chris. 1887 01:37:32,986 --> 01:37:35,255 Why is this happening to us? 1888 01:37:37,858 --> 01:37:40,595 Maybe it's not just us. 1889 01:37:40,628 --> 01:37:43,931 Maybe this is happening all over the world right now. 1890 01:37:44,965 --> 01:37:46,867 Like the gates of hell just opened up 1891 01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:48,502 and swallowed us all. 1892 01:37:49,671 --> 01:37:52,206 So what? 1893 01:37:52,239 --> 01:37:56,377 Even if we survive, we-- we've nowhere to go. 1894 01:37:58,479 --> 01:38:01,081 Cursed for all eternity. 1895 01:38:01,115 --> 01:38:03,016 Let's just survive this. 1896 01:38:29,811 --> 01:38:30,845 Careful. 1897 01:38:30,879 --> 01:38:33,414 Oh, hell. 1898 01:38:39,119 --> 01:38:42,423 -How long was I out? -You needed to sleep. 1899 01:38:45,827 --> 01:38:47,529 What are we gonna do? 1900 01:38:47,562 --> 01:38:49,564 Clearly that's not up to us. 1901 01:38:51,064 --> 01:38:53,668 We can't just give up. 1902 01:38:53,701 --> 01:38:55,837 Hey. 1903 01:38:55,870 --> 01:38:59,006 What do you think is a better way to die? 1904 01:38:59,039 --> 01:39:00,809 Fast in a blink? 1905 01:39:00,842 --> 01:39:02,342 Or a long, drawn out death 1906 01:39:02,376 --> 01:39:05,078 like the cancer that killed Chris's dad? 1907 01:39:07,347 --> 01:39:10,217 I don't know. I think that either version is-- 1908 01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:14,288 Wait. 1909 01:39:14,321 --> 01:39:16,490 Chris told you about his dad? 1910 01:39:16,524 --> 01:39:18,358 He didn't have to. 1911 01:39:29,269 --> 01:39:31,238 Carrie. 1912 01:39:35,844 --> 01:39:38,746 Carrie, Carrie, stop, stop! What are you doing? Carrie! 1913 01:39:42,216 --> 01:39:44,451 -What is happening? -I think you passed out. 1914 01:39:44,485 --> 01:39:46,119 You must have been having a nightmare or something. 1915 01:39:46,153 --> 01:39:48,756 - No, stop. Get off me. - Hey, easy, easy. 1916 01:39:48,790 --> 01:39:50,357 Hey, easy. 1917 01:39:50,390 --> 01:39:52,594 I'm not gonna stab you again. 1918 01:39:52,627 --> 01:39:54,361 Promise. 1919 01:40:01,936 --> 01:40:04,171 Shocker. I lied. 1920 01:40:11,946 --> 01:40:13,915 Stop! 1921 01:40:13,948 --> 01:40:15,650 What are you doing, Carrie? 1922 01:40:15,683 --> 01:40:17,284 Stop! 1923 01:40:17,317 --> 01:40:18,418 Hey! 1924 01:40:21,923 --> 01:40:23,490 Sarah. 1925 01:40:24,458 --> 01:40:27,094 -I'm so sorry. I-- -It's okay. It's okay. 1926 01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:28,095 I didn't know what was happening. 1927 01:40:28,128 --> 01:40:29,363 I know. 1928 01:40:32,299 --> 01:40:34,334 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 1929 01:40:34,368 --> 01:40:37,204 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1930 01:40:37,237 --> 01:40:38,305 ♪ One by one ♪ ♪ One by one ♪ 1931 01:40:38,338 --> 01:40:40,808 Oh my God, Oh my God. No, no. 1932 01:40:40,842 --> 01:40:43,545 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1933 01:40:43,578 --> 01:40:45,412 Stop! 1934 01:40:45,445 --> 01:40:49,449 We are not gonna let it beat us! 1935 01:40:54,622 --> 01:40:55,957 Oh my God. 1936 01:41:08,002 --> 01:41:09,436 It's gonna be okay. 1937 01:41:12,072 --> 01:41:14,241 We're gonna make it. 1938 01:41:14,274 --> 01:41:16,945 You have a tattoo. 1939 01:41:16,978 --> 01:41:18,546 What? 1940 01:41:19,714 --> 01:41:21,616 Oh, that? 1941 01:41:22,550 --> 01:41:23,718 What about it? 1942 01:41:24,953 --> 01:41:26,521 It's a pentagram. 1943 01:41:27,655 --> 01:41:30,357 It's a star. It's silly. 1944 01:41:30,390 --> 01:41:31,993 I got it on a night out with friends. 1945 01:41:32,026 --> 01:41:35,262 No, it's a pentagram. Like this. 1946 01:41:37,932 --> 01:41:40,300 It's just a simple star. 1947 01:41:41,970 --> 01:41:43,236 Look. 1948 01:41:44,706 --> 01:41:46,708 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 1949 01:41:46,741 --> 01:41:48,375 What the-- No, no, no, no. 1950 01:41:48,408 --> 01:41:50,712 What is this? What is happening? 1951 01:41:50,745 --> 01:41:52,914 We have to get out of here. 1952 01:41:52,947 --> 01:41:55,248 I'm not leaving. That thing is out there. 1953 01:41:55,282 --> 01:41:57,051 No. That thing is in here. 1954 01:41:57,085 --> 01:41:59,353 And it's going to kill us. We start running now 1955 01:41:59,386 --> 01:42:01,355 and we don't stop until we see sunrise, Sarah. 1956 01:42:01,388 --> 01:42:02,991 I-- I-- I can't. 1957 01:42:03,024 --> 01:42:06,060 We have to go. Now. 1958 01:42:06,094 --> 01:42:07,729 I'm not going without you. 1959 01:42:07,762 --> 01:42:09,964 We need each other, okay? 1960 01:42:09,998 --> 01:42:12,000 I'm not ready to die yet. 1961 01:42:12,033 --> 01:42:13,568 Are you? 1962 01:42:14,836 --> 01:42:16,136 No. 1963 01:42:16,169 --> 01:42:19,473 We run, we live! 1964 01:42:19,507 --> 01:42:22,342 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 1965 01:42:22,376 --> 01:42:24,612 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1966 01:42:24,646 --> 01:42:26,648 ♪ One by one ♪ 1967 01:42:26,681 --> 01:42:28,082 ♪ One by one ♪ 1968 01:42:28,116 --> 01:42:30,018 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 1969 01:42:30,051 --> 01:42:32,854 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1970 01:42:36,124 --> 01:42:38,793 No! 1971 01:42:38,826 --> 01:42:40,094 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 1972 01:42:40,128 --> 01:42:42,697 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1973 01:42:42,730 --> 01:42:45,066 ♪ One by one ♪ 1974 01:42:45,099 --> 01:42:46,668 ♪ One by one ♪ 1975 01:42:46,701 --> 01:42:48,603 ♪ One by one ♪ 1976 01:42:48,636 --> 01:42:50,370 ♪ One by one ♪ 1977 01:42:50,404 --> 01:42:52,305 ♪ One by one ♪ 1978 01:42:52,339 --> 01:42:54,307 ♪ One by one ♪ 1979 01:42:54,341 --> 01:42:56,243 ♪ One by one ♪ 1980 01:42:56,276 --> 01:42:58,211 ♪ One by one ♪ 1981 01:42:58,245 --> 01:43:00,247 ♪ One by one ♪ 1982 01:43:00,280 --> 01:43:02,083 ♪ One by one ♪ 1983 01:43:02,116 --> 01:43:04,085 ♪ One by one ♪ 1984 01:43:04,118 --> 01:43:06,020 ♪ One by one ♪ 1985 01:43:06,054 --> 01:43:08,022 ♪ One by one ♪ 1986 01:43:08,056 --> 01:43:09,957 ♪ One by one ♪ 1987 01:43:09,991 --> 01:43:11,659 ♪ One by one ♪ 1988 01:43:11,693 --> 01:43:14,227 ♪ One by one ♪ 1989 01:43:17,230 --> 01:43:19,433 Oh, no! 1990 01:43:19,466 --> 01:43:22,003 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1991 01:43:25,773 --> 01:43:28,509 No. No. 1992 01:43:45,358 --> 01:43:46,594 Oh, thank God! 1993 01:44:15,288 --> 01:44:17,859 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 1994 01:44:22,230 --> 01:44:24,899 ♪ On the interstate ♪ 1995 01:44:24,932 --> 01:44:27,769 ♪ Won't hit the brakes ♪ 1996 01:44:27,802 --> 01:44:30,872 ♪ Leave my mistakes, I've got what it takes ♪ 1997 01:44:30,905 --> 01:44:33,541 ♪ And I won't wait ♪ 1998 01:44:33,574 --> 01:44:36,544 ♪ On the interstate ♪ 1999 01:44:36,577 --> 01:44:41,381 ♪ I'm wide awake, still feeling great ♪ 2000 01:44:41,414 --> 01:44:43,718 -Blue light or bust? -Yeah! 2001 01:44:43,751 --> 01:44:45,086 It's so crazy to me that people just ditch 2002 01:44:45,119 --> 01:44:46,554 their rides in the middle of the road. 2003 01:44:46,587 --> 01:44:47,822 What do you think happened to them? 2004 01:44:47,855 --> 01:44:49,257 Clearly looking at all the evidence, 2005 01:44:49,289 --> 01:44:50,892 there's only one solution. 2006 01:44:50,925 --> 01:44:52,660 The boogie man got them! 2007 01:44:54,595 --> 01:44:56,998 -Blue light! Blue light! -Blue light! Blue light! 2008 01:44:57,031 --> 01:45:01,836 -Blue light! Blue light! -Blue light! Blue light! 2009 01:45:01,869 --> 01:45:06,874 -Blue light! Blue light! -Blue light! Blue light! 2010 01:45:06,908 --> 01:45:12,312 -Blue light! Blue light! -Blue light! Blue light! 2011 01:45:12,345 --> 01:45:14,682 Blue light... 2012 01:45:24,759 --> 01:45:27,728 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2013 01:45:27,762 --> 01:45:30,731 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2014 01:45:30,765 --> 01:45:34,101 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2015 01:45:34,135 --> 01:45:37,271 ♪ Up in me ♪ 2016 01:45:37,305 --> 01:45:40,274 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2017 01:45:40,308 --> 01:45:43,343 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2018 01:45:43,376 --> 01:45:46,080 ♪ You bring the devil ♪ 2019 01:45:46,113 --> 01:45:49,016 ♪ Up in me ♪ 2020 01:45:50,518 --> 01:45:53,621 ♪ I can't keep it down, no ♪ 2021 01:45:53,654 --> 01:45:56,657 ♪ I can't keep it down, no, no ♪ 2022 01:45:56,691 --> 01:46:00,460 ♪ I can't keep it down, no, no ♪ 2023 01:46:00,493 --> 01:46:03,130 ♪ No, oh, here it comes ♪ 2024 01:46:09,036 --> 01:46:12,707 Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. 2025 01:46:12,740 --> 01:46:15,710 It-- it's about possession. 2026 01:46:15,743 --> 01:46:17,678 When you feel that last breath of life coming out, 2027 01:46:17,712 --> 01:46:19,379 you look into their eyes. 2028 01:46:19,412 --> 01:46:21,249 At that point it's being God. 2029 01:46:21,282 --> 01:46:24,886 One side of me says, "I'd like to talk to them, date them." 2030 01:46:24,919 --> 01:46:27,922 The other side says, "I wonder how their head would look like 2031 01:46:27,955 --> 01:46:29,690 on a stick." 2032 01:46:29,724 --> 01:46:31,158 And then another side of me wonders, 2033 01:46:31,192 --> 01:46:34,929 "What if their hands? What if they were lobsters?" 2034 01:46:34,962 --> 01:46:37,531 Sometimes I-- I feel like I need to go wash my eyes out with-- 2035 01:46:37,565 --> 01:46:40,001 They are gonna sell out fast. 2036 01:46:40,034 --> 01:46:44,338 It's our seventh shipment of the Shelly Stoker Baby Doll. 2037 01:46:44,372 --> 01:46:45,673 So lifelike. 2038 01:46:45,706 --> 01:46:48,709 You'll think it's a beautiful, real baby. 2039 01:46:48,743 --> 01:46:51,078 Our customers just love the exclusive dolls 2040 01:46:51,112 --> 01:46:54,949 crafted by our award-winning master doll artist, 2041 01:46:54,982 --> 01:46:57,718 handcrafted with the finest materials, 2042 01:46:57,752 --> 01:46:59,253 like Capodimonte vine-- 2043 01:46:59,287 --> 01:47:01,689 Whiz-bang extras to earn its place 2044 01:47:01,722 --> 01:47:04,992 as one of our all-time favorites. 2045 01:47:05,026 --> 01:47:07,728 The living has a measured rise angle, 2046 01:47:07,762 --> 01:47:11,198 capable of prying up clay and heavy soils 2047 01:47:11,232 --> 01:47:12,867 in record time! 2048 01:47:12,900 --> 01:47:16,103 The large, textured step is helpful in crunching-- 2049 01:47:16,137 --> 01:47:19,740 Gut your prize as cleanly as possible. 2050 01:47:19,774 --> 01:47:22,877 So, you're gonna wanna roll the creature onto its back, 2051 01:47:22,910 --> 01:47:26,747 so the stomach is parallel with the angle of your knife. 2052 01:47:26,781 --> 01:47:30,051 They key is not to cut too deep into the stomach 2053 01:47:30,084 --> 01:47:32,887 so you don't risk slicing the intestines 2054 01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:34,121 by accident. 2055 01:47:34,155 --> 01:47:37,091 But you do wanna make sure that the incision is 2056 01:47:37,124 --> 01:47:38,893 large enough to insert. 2057 01:47:38,926 --> 01:47:42,396 Pray that you wanna live in biblical times. 2058 01:47:42,430 --> 01:47:45,366 Well, praise the Lord, you all! 2059 01:47:45,399 --> 01:47:47,535 You have been selected. 2060 01:47:47,568 --> 01:47:49,837 You are now the true chosen people. 2061 01:47:49,870 --> 01:47:52,773 You are the new tribe of Israel. 2062 01:47:52,807 --> 01:47:56,077 You are experienced in the almighty tribulation. 2063 01:47:56,110 --> 01:47:57,645 You can taste the blood. 2064 01:47:57,678 --> 01:47:59,013 Kirsten G. I'm 21. 2065 01:47:59,046 --> 01:48:01,782 I'm from Sunny San Diego, California. 2066 01:48:01,816 --> 01:48:03,818 I'm currently a kindergarten teacher's assistant, 2067 01:48:03,851 --> 01:48:06,687 and I teach tantric yoga to the elderly and the blind. 2068 01:48:06,721 --> 01:48:08,122 When I'm not downward dogging, 2069 01:48:08,155 --> 01:48:10,658 you can find me rollerblading and skateboarding. 2070 01:48:10,691 --> 01:48:12,159 My nana's my hero, and she taught me 2071 01:48:12,193 --> 01:48:13,561 to push through hardships. 2072 01:48:13,594 --> 01:48:14,762 She was born with a lateral lisp, 2073 01:48:14,795 --> 01:48:16,330 and it never slowed her dreams down 2074 01:48:16,364 --> 01:48:17,932 to become an actuary. 2075 01:48:17,965 --> 01:48:19,000 I live by the-- 2076 01:48:19,033 --> 01:48:21,035 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 2077 01:48:21,068 --> 01:48:23,704 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 2078 01:48:23,738 --> 01:48:26,007 ♪ One by one ♪ 2079 01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:27,508 ♪ One by one ♪ 2080 01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:29,410 ♪ The people on the bus ♪ 2081 01:48:29,443 --> 01:48:31,812 ♪ Die one by one ♪ 2082 01:48:31,846 --> 01:48:35,349 ♪ All through the town ♪ 2083 01:49:41,215 --> 01:49:44,051 -Blue light! Blue light! -Blue light! Blue light! 2084 01:49:44,085 --> 01:49:47,188 - Blue light! Blue light! - God. 146280