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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:21,830 MEDUSA distribution 2 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,710 Augusto caminito pose 3 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,630 Boarding for flight 052 is ending. 4 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,390 Sergio Corbucci Movie 5 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,750 I repeat. 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,150 Landing ends on flight 052 to Genoa. 7 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,540 Exit number 4. 8 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,140 Hello. 9 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,060 Escort Department dignitaries? 10 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,390 Excellent! 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,180 Where is this model respecting confidentiality .. 12 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,670 ... which should be at the airport exactly at 1 1? 13 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,590 What?.. What do you mean detained? 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:05,550 I paid for it in advance, she is mine! .. Excuse me, who am I talking to? 15 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,310 Police Major Giannelly? 16 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,390 Where will i find now another attendant? 17 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,710 At night, wherever they went but not in the afternoon. 18 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,990 Fuck! .. Here she is ... Found! 19 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,070 We were in Cortina we were in Monte Carlo, .. 20 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,100 ... we were in Portofino, what else to do for you? 21 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,830 Look look into our eyes. 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,950 We are your brothers: Costantino, Girello and Lombo. 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,910 At night, you are our flesh and blood ... Where else to take you? 24 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,830 - In Rimini. - In Rimini ??? 25 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,350 To this hot spot! 26 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,310 The night do you want some coffee 27 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,590 Rimini, Rimini !!! 28 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,140 Laura Antonelli, 29 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,940 Elvira Andrei, 30 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,740 Eleanor Brilliadori, 31 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,540 Jerry Kala 32 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,340 Serena Grandi, 33 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,140 Maurizio Miqueli, 34 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,940 Libya Romano 35 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,790 and Andrea Ronkato in film 36 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:53,550 "RIMINI, RIMINI" 37 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,550 with the participation of Paolo Bonachelli 38 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,830 Script writers: 39 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:29,350 Mario Amendola, Bruno Corbucci and Sergio Corbucci 40 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,240 Comedian, artist, entertainer. 41 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,070 The animator ... is free ... 42 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,750 Catania ... We are from Catania. 43 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,990 It's okay ... Aufvidzane. 44 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,030 Arividerche! 45 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,870 Executive producer Francesco Casati 46 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,830 Theater, big and small, if desired, clowns. 47 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,260 Theatro actor. 48 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,950 Director - Sergio Corbucci 49 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,590 Bitte. 50 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,550 Comedian, private parties ... Guten Tag. 51 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,660 Hey. 52 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:34,670 Bitte, dunke sean, and tuttalor. 53 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,470 Don’t you sell half a serving? 54 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,390 Look over there, Liliana. 55 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,830 These great athletes pretend that they play the ball .. 56 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,110 ... but they think about something completely different. 57 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,230 ... nice to be aware of yourself minerals. 58 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,790 Yes? .. And who are they? .. Work force? 59 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,430 We women are polygamous My joy. 60 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,470 Our erotic potential is higher than men. 61 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,910 Talked about it even Moravia in the Panorama. 62 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,230 Following the reasoning of your Moravia, should i always be ready? 63 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,470 And run headlong for the first comer. 64 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,460 No!.. For the first one I like. 65 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,990 Liliana, you are 12 years old unfaithful husband .. 66 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,540 ... and now you need to shake yourself. 67 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,750 I know what you want. 68 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,150 Simone, it’s not so easy ... Talking is always easier. 69 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,830 You know, I have never done it. 70 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,590 It’s not at all difficult ... Aren't you here for this? 71 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,790 If you don’t want to do this for your own sake, do for your ex-husband! 72 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,190 Take revenge on him! .. Look who's coming ... Max. 73 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,390 If Prever quotes it, then he likes you. 74 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,750 Max! 75 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,110 I understand everything, you talked about me all sorts of nasty things, admit it! 76 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:16,470 No, no, I just warned her otvtoy poetic delight. 77 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:21,310 As Prever says: poetry has not yet killed a single woman! 78 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,780 Yes, but how many mothers you made! .. 79 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,150 - Meet, this is Liliana. - Maximilian Poncielli. 80 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,670 - Very nice. - For friends - Max! 81 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,750 - Liliana Corsi. “Liliana, what a beautiful name! ..” 82 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,030 Liliana, like a song, do you hear? .. Lillian! 83 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:40,150 It suits you very much ... Why haven't I seen you before? 84 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,780 “I arrived last night.” - Yes, to visit me ... 85 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,350 Liliana arrived in Rimini have some fun. 86 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,870 “Simone, we wanted to swim.” - Yes, let's go. 87 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,470 There is nothing like swimming if you want to swim! 88 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,750 I would love to make you company, but I just ate. 89 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,990 Liliana, can I call you and invite for a walk. 90 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,910 Uno promenade ... Do you mind 91 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,870 Good!.. Goodbye! 92 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,660 I'm sorry ... I broke your castle. 93 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,790 At his age already do not build sand castles ... 94 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,710 - Right, Pio? - Yes mom. 95 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,230 Don't yell at him he is still a child! 96 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,510 Yes baby! .. 97 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,670 - Will you go swimming with us? - No I do not want to. 98 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:27,430 RIMINI 99 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,910 Attention greetings. 100 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,190 Train from U dine and Trieste, .. 101 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,710 ... arriving on schedule at 21-25, .. 102 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,150 ... is 15 minutes late. 103 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,070 Welcome, Signor Praetor ... Are you already on vacation? 104 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:03,510 Yes ... Republic, please ... In U dine, I have already seized these publications! 105 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,750 Some obscenities and scandals! 106 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,390 Take them off the counter or I will order to close your kiosk !! 107 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,910 - But only these are in demand! - I know... 108 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:17,030 But you still illegally sell Depraved pictures for onanists! 109 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,070 Take your "Republic" ... Taxi! 110 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,630 - Free? - Yes. 111 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:27,670 - How much do you want to the Karim Hotel? - Far away! .. 20 thousand without a counter. 112 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,190 Without a counter. 113 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:33,630 I'm praetor, and you want to make me crime accomplice. 114 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,830 There is a counter work on the counter! 115 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,510 Take your suitcase ... And faster. 116 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,630 Faster!.. Where are you? 117 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,470 Go... How many kilometers? 118 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,550 Hello Hello!.. Yes, I’ve arrived. 119 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:56,500 Hotel "Karim" 120 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,750 Here... How much do I owe? 121 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:08,270 - 34 thousand. - How is 34? 122 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,820 By the counter ... You yourself wanted to. 123 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,750 Signor Praetor, you are punctual as always. 124 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,740 - Francesco! - Hello, Signora Lydia. 125 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,870 - How was the ride? “Francesco, bring the suitcases.” 126 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,070 Disgusting! 127 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:27,190 Trains are always late, I even wrote a letter to the Evening Courier. 128 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,950 - Do I have the same number? - Yes! 129 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,230 The same service? .. Beach? .. Same price? 130 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,310 As for the price ... the price is the same! 131 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,430 - I ask you to. - Thanks. 132 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,830 - Sit at the same table. - Good afternoon, everyone. 133 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,870 Our dear signor praetor. 134 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,310 Feruzzi did you decide to commit suicide? 135 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,310 Why? 136 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,780 Salt!.. This is a new killer on the table! .. 137 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,990 - And besides, a careless diet. - This is white rice! 138 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,950 Exactly... That is carbohydrates. 139 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,580 With meat proteins who are you eating now .. 140 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,630 ... you get an explosive mixture. 141 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,270 My long-awaited warning ... Happy holidays. 142 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,270 - I hope to survive. - There is no hope. 143 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,070 How are you?.. Signora. 144 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,150 I read about your last case. 145 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,710 You made close because of the scandal, one theater ... 146 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,860 Theatre? 147 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,790 Disgusting cabaret in which one stripper was performing. 148 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,260 I don’t even remember her name in my opinion, Ramona. 149 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,590 Do not you think, were you too harsh 150 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:29,310 No, Marchetti, and you, as a former judge, must understand this perfectly. 151 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:33,470 The number of this ... Signorina, was disgusting. 152 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,670 What's the number?.. Did you see him? 153 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,350 No... But I sent Carabinieri there. 154 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,510 From their report, I found out .. 155 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,030 ... that this shameless finished her speech .. 156 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:51,620 ... stuffing the bottle into the ppt ... Well ... I think you get where. 157 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,350 How not to understand? 158 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,870 - ... Try it. - Signor praetor! 159 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,350 No, you misunderstood. 160 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:06,350 Hello, you are a Filipino servant, I understand ... Listen to this. 161 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,910 You have to say engineer Pederchini, .. 162 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:14,590 ... that he arrived at the Grand Hotel Rimini Gianni Bozzi, Dr. Gianni Bozzi. 163 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,630 Well done! 164 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,790 With wife ... This is very important, do not forget. 165 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,540 Goodbye. 166 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,510 - How do you like me? “You look like Dracula's mistress!” 167 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,750 Stop, take off this sarcophagus! 168 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,870 You yourself said that I should not attract attention. 169 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,550 Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed only in the Adams family. 170 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,310 Italians are leaders in the fashion world, What are you dressed up for? 171 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,940 Let's pick something brighter. 172 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,070 Girl!.. Ask for a branded item. 173 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,390 Found !!! .. Here ... In my opinion, what you need. 174 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,430 Nothing like this... This is some kind of bag, a hoodie ... 175 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,670 - It sucks. - What kind of jargon? 176 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,550 This is a modern expression, and be modern. 177 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:10,190 Signorina, help us, as I understand it, we have taste problems! 178 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,790 Please straighten her hair, .. 179 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,670 ... otherwise it seems as if she came on a moped. 180 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,030 Nightmare. 181 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,710 Hello? 182 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,030 Hi Uchcha, this is your hubby ... Hello honey. 183 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,710 Listen, we are already here I'll see him soon. 184 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,030 You do not believe me? 185 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,950 This time with Ferrarino everything will work out. 186 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:46,150 What?.. Have you already ordered Testarosso? 187 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,980 And if you trusted me, Would you also buy Michele Alboreto? 188 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,700 Uchcha, it seems to me ... You are angry? 189 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,550 No, I’m angry because you as always, don't give a damn. 190 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:04,470 Stop, Uchcha! .. Go to hell: both you and Alboreto. 191 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,390 Night, Night, it's already an hour will you get up 192 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:41,430 I want to die, die ... I would like to sleep forever. 193 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:47,790 - We even found you a musician! “Listen to how he plays well.” 194 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,110 What was it? 195 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,110 Tell your girello do you have a stomach ache? 196 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,870 This is probably escalopes. 197 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:01,430 When a woman, moreover, have a sister, digestive problems, .. 198 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,590 ...it means, that she is missing something. 199 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,910 Gustavo, Gustavo, take me to you !!! 200 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,790 It's useless! 201 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,030 Gustavo left in her unfulfilled desire. 202 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,670 An irreplaceable void. 203 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,270 Come on, stop playing ... Can't you see what she doesn't like? 204 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,500 Go away. 205 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,550 “Maybe something else?” - Get out! 206 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,950 “Lombo? .. Girello?” - What, Costati? 207 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,670 Brothers, our duty fill this void. 208 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:42,430 Our Night must laugh again ... Whatever it costs us. 209 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:47,460 Gustavo, Gustavo, I want to Gustavo, I want to die, die. 210 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,870 Whose car is it?.. No parking in the forest. 211 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,830 Where is the master? 212 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,750 This is a trap for hares. 213 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:57,190 You have to be careful there are many traps in the forest. 214 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,430 - This is your car? - Yes, why? 215 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,190 Take her away immediately ... No Parking. 216 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,030 I can not, I take sun baths. 217 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,870 You violate decency. 218 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:18,590 Come down now, in the name of the law, and help me get out of here. 219 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,310 I demand! 220 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,150 Keep pull the rope. 221 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,820 “You didn't hurt anything?” - Still asks ... 222 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,990 There is nothing... Almost nothing. 223 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,900 - Do I go down? - What? 224 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:52,470 No, it can not be... Cat ... cat. 225 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,310 Mom! 226 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,950 Well, a little closer do not move. 227 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:22,670 Ok turn around turn around yet. 228 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,620 Done. 229 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:31,270 Look, this is Conan ... Bodybuilder ... He has the best body on the Adriatic. 230 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:36,710 Desperate to learn how to ride on the surf, but it’s unlikely to succeed. 231 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,870 What a good moment. 232 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,510 “What are you up to?” - Jump, come on, jump. 233 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,390 - What for? - jump! 234 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,230 - Here? - Yes. 235 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,230 What are you doing?.. You will run into him! 236 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,230 I'm doing everything right. 237 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,620 Oh no... 238 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,310 Abnormal. 239 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,910 This is my girlfriend!.. Help her. 240 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,110 - Yes. - Mamma Miya, how unlucky you are! 241 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,110 Get out! 242 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,110 Leg, she kicked poor thing ... 243 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,470 - True? - Yes, yes, a little. 244 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,710 It's all my fault ... Sorry Liliana! 245 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:28,670 “So you are the famous Liliana?” “Remember, I told you about her?” 246 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,830 Yes? .. Have you already talked about me? .. Well done. 247 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,900 Done. 248 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,150 After that he immediately will come to consciousness! 249 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,390 Who?.. Who is it? 250 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:55,550 Go ahead! .. Please ... Where am I? .. Where am I? 251 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,150 In K.G.B. 252 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,670 - Espionage? - No!.. 253 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,950 The KGB is the Regional State Hospital. 254 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,750 You are at the local hospital! 255 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,030 - In the hospital? - Yes ... you've been here for two hours ... 256 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,390 Shock state what happened to you? 257 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,300 - Who is it? - No, no, it's a sister. 258 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,390 - My? “No, nun.” 259 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,630 - From Monza? - No, from All Saints. 260 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,270 Go, sister, go. 261 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,510 Well, tell me What happened to you? 262 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,140 - What is it? - Nothing ... So what happened? 263 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,790 - With whom? - With you. 264 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,830 With me?.. I am ashamed. 265 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,510 - Boldly! - I ... I was there. 266 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,110 - Where? - In the woods. 267 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,060 - In the woods! - Yes... 268 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,580 You know how is it in the forest? 269 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,950 But ... exactly when I was there, puff! 270 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,680 And I had a sunstroke and I... 271 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,140 - Sunstroke in the forest? - I fell. 272 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,030 “But there is a shadow everywhere!” - Shadow strike! 273 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,270 - Shadow strike! - This is typical of Romagna, right? 274 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,550 These shadow blows are very dangerous. 275 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,630 - Are you joking! - No. 276 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,310 I read in your docs, what are you praetor .. 277 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,310 ... you must tell me the truth! 278 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,710 So tell me What happened to you! 279 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,990 - I ... will I sit down? - Sure. 280 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,230 Thanks... Doctor, I will tell you the truth. 281 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,190 I have, I had no sunstroke. 282 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,060 I fainted because I had a vision. 283 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,990 Unearthly! .. Meeting with an alien? .. 284 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,990 - What was he like? - He was very beautiful! 285 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,870 “Have you seen him from afar?” - No no!!! 286 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:48,190 He was very close, right here, face to face, directly opposite. 287 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,260 “And what did he look like?” - It was a cat! 288 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,470 - Siamese or Persian? - No, he was! 289 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:03,830 - Sorry, curly, black cat. - A black, curly cat? .. 290 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:08,990 - With human eyes? “No! .. He had no eyes!” 291 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,980 Black, curly, without eyes? .. I do not understand. 292 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,510 Excuse me, I am still impressed. 293 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,990 Sorry to be honest this word is "cat" .. 294 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,990 ... but I still have to tell you everything. 295 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,070 Can I talk bluntly? 296 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,870 Talk to me, as with your confessor! 297 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,870 So, this cat! .. 298 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:41,310 ... was not an independent being, it was an accessory on a naked woman. 299 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,750 - Naked? - Completely naked ... 300 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,590 And this cat! ... Curly! .. Hairy! 301 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,110 Excuse me. 302 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:55,710 I saw her and then fainted once. 303 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,220 Lose consciousness because of a naked woman? 304 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,230 Wow. 305 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,030 You think so, because you ... you don’t know what happened to me. 306 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,760 Doctor, I have to tell you .. 307 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,750 ... that I have 25 years nothing comes out. 308 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,790 - Such a constipation? - No, what constipation ... 309 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,870 I sometimes do not have time to run away. 310 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,630 And once, in the midst of a court hearing .. 311 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,360 ... there was a real disaster! 312 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,310 “But here is different.” - And what? 313 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,910 - I have no orgasm. - Amazing! .. Never? 314 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,790 Never! .. Not once! .. Generally! .. Generally never! 315 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,190 No! .. Sorry, only once, in childhood,.. 316 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,510 ... while reading the book "Heart". 317 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,980 The "heart" of De Amicis? 318 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,720 Episode about a young teacher with a cat, no! 319 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,940 With a red pen! 320 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,470 She was there this teacher with a cat! .. 321 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,470 Excuse me. 322 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,550 And with this teacher ... I experienced a real orgasm .. 323 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,990 ... with a teacher with a black cat, no! .. With red ..! 324 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,270 Now I am absolutely calm. 325 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:11,350 If you don't mind, I want so you let me go. 326 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,550 - But we did not agree on the cat! “No! .. Not that!” 327 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,710 - Good good! - Let me go! 328 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,070 Do not get angry!.. Sign here. 329 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,990 - Name and surname. - Name and surname. 330 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,830 “And I will let you go.” - Done! 331 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,470 It's mine... My documents. 332 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:31,110 Name and surname ... Thank you very much. 333 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,750 - Happily! - Goodbye. 334 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,790 - What is your name? - Gildo Manelli. 335 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,750 But you wrote a cat !!! 336 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,780 Excuse me. 337 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,590 - How cute here! - True? 338 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,830 - Ask! - Thanks! 339 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,710 - Beautiful gym! - My little kingdom ... 340 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,150 I do not invite anyone here ... But since you and I are colleagues. 341 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,030 We?.. Colleagues? 342 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,940 Simone said that you and I have the same job. 343 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,790 She said, What am I interested in bodybuilding? 344 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,340 Yeah that you walk to the gym in Milan .. 345 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,310 ... and that you are special in bodybuilding. 346 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,590 - See what muscles? - Congratulations! 347 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,390 - Which muscle do you like more? - I do not know. 348 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,350 - Would you like to have a look? - No, let's not rush. 349 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:45,030 - It's deltoid, what do you say? - Deltoid, deltoid ... 350 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,670 Look, the muscles are beautiful, when they are well pumped up! 351 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,670 - Do not touch! - No? 352 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,750 I'm in a pose ... Look into my eyes!.. 353 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,310 - What do you see? - What should I see? 354 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,550 C'mon, speak!.. Maybe steroids? 355 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,030 - Yes. - No!.. 356 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,470 You are mistaken I'm not a drug addict! .. 357 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,220 Undress! 358 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,470 - So right away? - I want to see. 359 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,870 But I... I'm so ... not used to it! 360 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,910 - Undress, stop breaking. - And no entry? 361 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,550 Why is this still? 362 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,590 Turn around 363 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,230 You are too constrained and clamped. 364 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,870 Now I will warm you up! 365 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,710 “Have you been doing this for a long time?” “Yes ... Four or five months.” 366 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,150 While my husband was hiding from justice. 367 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,310 “Did you do it together?” - Sure! 368 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,030 And I'm always alone ... So high. 369 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,390 So you are a real egoist. 370 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,910 Maybe we’ll try some pose? .. How much do you know? 371 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,830 - Three, four, traditional ... - But only? 372 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,990 My husband did not have much imagination. 373 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,830 Do you know more? 374 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,550 - Eighty-five - ninety! - Wow! .. Really? 375 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,550 I'm not an amateur, I'm a professional! .. Let's try it. 376 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,470 - Take a position! - Where is "here? 377 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,150 Spread your legs. 378 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,790 Right here?.. With this thing? 379 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,030 Yes, you do not know how! .. And Simone said you were a master! 380 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,350 Girlfriends are always exaggerating. 381 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:06,780 I don’t know how you do it, I’m used to it the old fashioned way. 382 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,030 Can't you start in bed? 383 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,500 In the bed?.. And what to do there? 384 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,230 - And what to do on this contraption? - Bodybuilding. 385 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,990 Bodybuilding? 386 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,030 What's so funny? 387 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:30,070 - Sorry, I misunderstood you. “What did you misunderstand?” 388 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,630 You see I never went to the gym .. 389 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,100 ... and gymnastics doesn't interest me! 390 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,430 And the muscles disgust me! 391 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:45,500 - Why did you come? - To make love. 392 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,590 With whom? .. With me? .. Why didn’t you say right away? 393 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,510 Do you want to go to bed? .. Yeah right now! 394 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,390 Excuse me, I'm probably an amateur. 395 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,790 Explain to me as a professional, what are you doing? 396 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,590 I put on gloves and a protective shirt. 397 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,790 This is for you... And no kisses on the lips. 398 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,270 You make love in such equipment? 399 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,630 With all the existing lethal illnesses I would also wear a spacesuit. 400 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,550 Why are you getting dressed? 401 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,350 - Where are you going? “I'm leaving! .. Immediately!” 402 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,950 - You feel bad? - No, on the contrary, everything is fine! 403 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,230 This is bad for you very bad! 404 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,910 And in your eyes I really I see steroids, and not only there! 405 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,110 You have them here in the brain, and it is visible! 406 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,630 How did you determine? 407 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,990 - Carlo! - What? 408 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,310 That you invited Signora Bozzi with his wife? 409 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,020 Yes, there is one thing. 410 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,230 Your usual business? .. Sorry, dear. 411 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:24,870 - It cradles me, I can’t! - Quietly! .. And then they will immediately guess. 412 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,510 - Shoes! - What are the shoes? 413 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,110 “You have to take them off!” - We just bought them? 414 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,550 Don't you know What do yachts go barefoot? 415 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,870 Without heels my ass is failing! 416 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,870 I hope you do not break the bottom of the yacht ... Go on. 417 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,310 - And you will not shoot? “Can't you see I'm in moccasins?” 418 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,230 You finally arrived! .. Signora Bozzi? 419 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,590 - Very nice! - You can wear shoes! .. 420 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,140 I redo the deck every half year! 421 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,070 - Thanks!! - How are you? 422 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,350 - This is my wife, Uchcha. - Really a wife? 423 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,270 Wife, wife! .. Here are the rings. 424 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,430 Carlo will you introduce us 425 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,220 My sister Rita Countess Francalancha. 426 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,030 - Good afternoon! - Signora Bozzi. 427 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,990 - I am glad. - Well. 428 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,830 “How is your husband doing?” - Do you know him? 429 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,470 Of course I saw his photograph, seems to be in Capital. 430 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,350 - Maybe. - No, no, in the Express! .. 431 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,310 In between customers I always... 432 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,270 - You feel bad? - She got a little sickness. 433 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,510 - Want to sit down? - Painfully! 434 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,540 Take a look ... He just got caught! 435 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:44,030 - How lovely! - Disgusting. 436 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,710 Just a miracle. 437 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,950 How nice to feel the last flinching defenseless creatures! 438 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,470 Amazing! 439 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,550 “Are you still feeling bad?” - No... 440 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,190 My wife can't see how animals die. 441 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,230 This is contrary to its principles. 442 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,700 “She's a Buddhist ?!” - No, about...! 443 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,590 ... just a humanist! 444 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,030 I have not shown my yacht yet not a single humanist. 445 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,070 Will you allow 446 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,800 Of course, Uchcha, go ... Look at the yacht! 447 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,790 Ask. 448 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,470 - Dr. Bozzi? - Countess! 449 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:22,030 I want to introduce our friends to you: lord and lord Donadoni. 450 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,310 Very nice. 451 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,150 Dr. Gianni Bozzi ... Business partner Carlo. 452 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,150 Clear. 453 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,670 “Anything to drink, dear?” - Let's go to. 454 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,230 Yes with pleasure! 455 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,030 Doctor, do you want to strengthen contact with Signor Pederchini? 456 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,550 Yes... 457 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,990 I got it, as soon as I saw your wife! 458 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,350 How? 459 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,390 What’s on her forehead? "import Export" ? 460 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,870 Don’t worry, Signor Bozzi, nothing wrong,.. 461 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,150 ... I went through this myself. 462 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,750 Gone what? 463 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,750 Everyone knows that Pederchini not indifferent to other people's wives. 464 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,710 To others maybe but not mine! 465 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,750 Signor Donadoni, are you betting questioned my decency ?! 466 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:13,270 - And .. then you manage to make a deal? - W is given, succeeds. 467 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,350 - Are you sure? “Yes ... It's a whole ritual.” 468 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,500 - Really? - Yes. 469 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,550 Tell me. 470 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,750 At a certain hour, at a favorable moment ... 471 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,030 ... the engineer will not have Deer grappa, his beloved. 472 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:33,220 Then he will ask you to buy her and will be left alone with your wife. 473 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,910 “Understood, deer grappa?” - Deer grappa. 474 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,790 - It is this one. - Yes. 475 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,870 I’ll buy him Elk too, and Kozlinu, what difference does it make to me! 476 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,950 - Do you have experience? - Yes. 477 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,430 This is a room for confidential meetings. 478 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,870 - Let's move on? - Thanks. 479 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,510 - Here, here. - Sorry, what are you doing? 480 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,950 I didn’t want to push you. 481 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,910 This is so that you do not fall, but if you don’t want to ... 482 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,270 No, no, go on, it doesn’t bother me at all. 483 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,670 - You are very pretty! - You too! 484 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,350 You have not told me your name yet? 485 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,670 My name is Marisa Marise Dae Tre Fontane. 486 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:24,870 So are you a marquise? .. Did your husband tell you about that businessman? 487 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,270 Gianni said that I should be nice. 488 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,190 I know, that I'm a little weird. 489 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,910 Then if all three of us agree ... 490 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,310 - Now three? “Me, you and your husband.” 491 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,430 Carlo! 492 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,950 I ordered from Truchido for nine, time to go! 493 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,510 Do you know Truchido? 494 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,030 It seems in such restaurants fed with all sorts of nastiness. 495 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,270 But then you go there, and eat this muck. 496 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,230 Exactly... Are you with us 497 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,350 Of course, Countess, I love disgusting cuisine. 498 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,230 So, we will be served: .. 499 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,670 ... broth from a killer, pasta from scum, roast from scavenger, .. 500 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,550 ... fish from a pervert, the skin of a dolphin ... 501 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,550 It... 502 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,070 - Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly! 503 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:16,190 - Yes? - Then I still strudel from a maniac. 504 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,750 - A bit of everything! - Perfectly! 505 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,910 More pepper mostly on the head. 506 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,590 There is nothing better than disgusting dishes. 507 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,540 With pepper, this is too much! .. And with a head too! 508 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,830 As always, fish. 509 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,030 Caught in Rimini a real delicacy! 510 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,150 From our sea very tasty! 511 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,580 Give it a try! 512 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,940 - Thank you, but I don’t want something! - Do not break, try at least one! 513 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:03,710 “I completely forgot, but are you a humanist too?” “No, but I prefer a raid!” 514 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,550 Banzai! 515 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,820 - Martial arts? “I watched Karate Kid seven times.” 516 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:25,270 Don’t worry, for the sake of such a thing I can swallow even a shark, or octopus. 517 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,390 I'm not because of the fish ... He put his foot in me. 518 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,790 Take it easy, engineer Pederichi washes his feet! 519 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,390 Pepperini, I'm sorry that I tear you from this muck .. 520 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,070 ... did you see my contract? 521 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,590 That 40 billion businessman between Nepal and Bangladesh. 522 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,470 Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra. 523 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,470 Sure, the beginning was great .. 524 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,310 ... if we continue to have mutual understanding, think that ... 525 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,070 Pederchini further will be even better! 526 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,150 Who are you, joker? 527 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,860 Pino Trikariko, theater actor, comedian, dreamer. 528 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,150 Come in! 529 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,030 How is the public? .. Hot? 530 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,630 - Say something. “You must tell us!” 531 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,510 Do you want, so we go crazy? 532 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,390 We have no more strength! .. You have to talk! 533 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,590 Do you want us to lose our appetite? 534 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,190 Hell!.. Shut up you! 535 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,310 - Shut up! - Stop it. 536 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,030 Okay, I’ll tell you! 537 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,350 It was like in the "Dynasty" ... When Ellen ... 538 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,790 “Isn't Helene in Dallas?” - Do not interrupt her! 539 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,990 Go on, Night. 540 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,110 When Helen realized your dream of love ... 541 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,230 ... and decided to hold unforgettable days on a father-in-law boat. 542 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,430 - It was Senator Farla. “No, not him.” 543 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,910 Yes, shut up you! .. She finally spoke! 544 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,830 Night what happened on this damn boat? 545 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:12,470 Merciless wave, lightning, and in an instant it was all over. 546 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,670 My gustavo swallowed the sea creatures. 547 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,190 And I was petrified with horror like a nerd. 548 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,820 What did you do on this boat? 549 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,070 - Cariola. - Cariola? 550 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,990 Damn cariola, she ruined everything Damn it!.. 551 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:41,310 “You shouldn't have done that!” “I said it was dangerous!” 552 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,470 Do not touch her! 553 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,430 When two love each other .. 554 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,140 ... they have a reason to do cariola, that's all. 555 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,950 That's all. 556 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,030 Sorry, you will tell me when... 557 00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,670 When that? 558 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,230 - When should I speak? - Yes, when you want. 559 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,310 Wondeful, Duncheon! 560 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,350 Very good!.. Lord ... 561 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:32,350 No!.. No no no no. 562 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,460 I see today we have a noble audience, hot, .. 563 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,150 ... so I'll start with a pun. 564 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,510 It’s necessary to freeze something, to melt the ice. 565 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,470 Pun... freeze to melt the ice. 566 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,910 This is complete nonsense. 567 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,220 So you know .. 568 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,670 ... why dwarfs never do not accept nudists in society? 569 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,750 Because they are curious stick your nose everywhere! 570 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,990 Since they are dwarfs, their nose is level ... 571 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,270 - When will the performance begin? - He's already coming. 572 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,030 There is another story .. 573 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,910 ... a little fantastic about one worker from Turin. 574 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,750 I will tell her in the Turin dialect. 575 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,270 One worker from Turin is late to work and tells the boss: .. 576 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,590 "A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get the vaccine. " 577 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,150 And the boss asks: .. 578 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,230 "In hospital?" , and he replies: "No, no, in the ass. 579 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,230 I do not see anything funny. 580 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,870 What's the point? 581 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,550 The boss meant the establishment, and the worker is part of the body. 582 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,630 That's the pun. 583 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:09,590 I've told, that the story is a little fantastic. 584 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,630 There is one more awesome .. 585 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,260 ... sometimes I remember her and laugh even at night. 586 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,310 Very funny. 587 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,310 One Signor Meets a Friend to the cemeteries and asks: .. 588 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,750 "What happened?" 589 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,990 He replies: "I'm going to bury my wife. 590 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,830 Why is your whole face scratched? " 591 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,780 He says: "Because she did not want to die!" 592 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,550 The wife didn’t want, didn’t want to be buried .. 593 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,950 ... because she was alive was completely against it. 594 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:53,380 The comic moment begins precisely from this: did not want to. 595 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,670 Not funny... You must make laugh. 596 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,310 I accept any criticism .. 597 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,910 ... but you have to say what do you want to hear. 598 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,070 I tried enough ... Turning to the classics? 599 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:10,430 I have a rich repertoire ... Want King Lear? 600 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,150 Shakespeare is always Shakespeare. 601 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,350 I start: "Blow the winds, open the sky!" 602 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,150 - Where to blow? - Into the sky. 603 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,070 - Why blow? - This is Shakespeare. 604 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:24,390 - Sing if you can! .. There is an orchestra! - With pleasure, I give in to violence. 605 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,260 I think, the moment has come for a musical break! 606 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,590 I want to die!!! 607 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,750 No, no, I don’t know this part .. 608 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,630 ... but I will find it and turn it on in your repertoire. 609 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,470 Maestro, do you know Champagne? 610 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,860 - Dee Francha? - Exactly. 611 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,340 - In what key? - F major. 612 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,550 Good. 613 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,670 We’ll drink champagne for our meeting, for you,.. 614 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,220 ... even if you went to another, .. 615 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,260 ... champagne reminds rainy evening, back to the past again. 616 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,300 How did you recognize her son confused? 617 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,100 Champagne... In what sense, signorina? 618 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,350 Sing and don’t stop. 619 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,910 ... For you, even though you went to another. 620 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,830 This is our song ... Mine and Gustavo. 621 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,390 Learned everything, sneak. 622 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,830 “I knew absolutely nothing.” - Sing, don't pretend to be an idiot. 623 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,510 Let's drink to a meeting ... 624 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,430 There are only two possibilities: either dance or sing. 625 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,710 But let me express pleasure in connection with .. 626 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,870 ... that I see joy on your again the face that I became has become ... 627 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,830 Otalo is closer, sneak. 628 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:17,140 We will drink champagne for our meeting for you, even if you went to another. 629 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,980 “What is the name of this fool?” - Cariko, Scariko ... 630 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,030 “I see, Scariko.” “Let her entertain, he amused her.” 631 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,550 What a hard callus on your cheek! 632 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,580 - Too hot? - On the contrary, I do not have enough heat. 633 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,230 Me too, Signorina Bovi. 634 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,070 Call me Night. 635 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,430 - What are you doing? - Improvising! 636 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,420 You know, and you dance well scoundrel. 637 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:56,230 I know the dance lives in me I do not dance, I create. 638 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,110 Come on, I'll show you the gazebo. 639 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,030 - There is a gazebo here! .. Come on! - Here, here. 640 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:19,550 You see, Noche, I've always been located for love adventures. 641 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:24,710 I was born in a country house ... Everyone knows what happens there! 642 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,510 I know how the tarantula jumps how a donkey bites .. 643 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,870 ... but cariola is the best !!! 644 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,640 For us, cariola is like a drug! 645 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,270 But it must be emphasized .. 646 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,750 ... that constant touch to erogenous zones ... 647 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,630 ...may cause to irreparable consequences. 648 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,670 Do not worry. 649 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,950 Say better do you like this cariola 650 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,470 Crazy! .. In my opinion, it surpasses the Kama Sutra! 651 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,990 After that tragedy, I’m still I didn’t feel such excitement! 652 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,430 I feel like bride before the wedding! 653 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,790 Was it a scene from the movie? .. I have no idea. 654 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,030 And I could play a priest, but I do not have enough connections. 655 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,390 Say what you want tell your night! 656 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,230 Do you want to work in a movie? on television, in the theater, .. 657 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,070 ... sing in La Scala? 658 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,350 - You will sing in La Scala! - Enough! .. Enough, Night! 659 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,790 You can't do this to me! 660 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,750 Behind the mask of the actor a man is hiding !!! .. 661 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,540 - At night, do not deceive me. “I was sincere.” 662 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,590 I have 92 meat processing plants, .. 663 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,390 ... four theaters in Italy, five in France .. 664 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,270 ... Madison Garden, I don’t know where to put it. 665 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,230 Madison Square Garden?! .. Where does Frank sing? 666 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,830 - Do you want to sing there? “At night, don't say that! ..” 667 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,390 Is that really true? 668 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,030 After Cariola Woman can't lie to her man. 669 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,870 I love you, Night! .. From the minute I saw it! 670 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,550 - From the evening? - It doesn’t matter! .. And the television? 671 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,030 - Four! - TV? 672 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,150 - The channel! - I love you so much! 673 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,550 - Prove it! - Will you allow it? 674 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,750 Cariola !!! .. In October we are in Sistine! 675 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,270 In January at the Manzoni Theater! .. In April in Madison! 676 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,830 - And when to relax? - No rest! 677 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,670 Holidays in June, closer to Hollywood! .. How are you doing with movie theaters? 678 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,220 We have 15 of them ... Everything for Gustavo. 679 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,830 How he loved the movie! 680 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,070 Forget Gustavo, don’t think of him, he is no more !!! 681 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,230 Nooo !!!! .. Gustavo !!! 682 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,900 Whore!.. What are you doing here ... Cariola? .. 683 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,150 - So do you remember your Gustavo? !!! - I thought you were dead !! 684 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,510 Get out of here, trash! .. I have been sailing for 15 days! 685 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,560 - My admiration ... What did you see? - And what do you want? .. 686 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:44,990 Who are you? .. Who? .. Say it or not? 687 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:48,390 - No, please, don’t! - Who knows you? .. 688 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,550 So you drown !! .. Bowie! .. Where are you? 689 00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:00,350 Violence is the life of Gustavo! .. And I? .. What will happen to me? 690 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,830 I'll go to sleep at the hotel ... On a yacht, I feel dizzy. 691 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,790 This whiskey turned your head ... The yacht has nothing to do with it. 692 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,390 And you still drink? .. You drank almost nothing. 693 00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,790 “We are here for this!” - I didn’t drink alcohol at all! 694 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,830 “Good night, Countess.” - Same to you. 695 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,070 - Signora, all the best! - Bye, honey! 696 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,790 How did I do it? 697 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,830 Pederchini! .. The moon today is like in Brunei! 698 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,540 We’ll talk about Brunei later. 699 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,790 I'll go I'll put on something more suitable. 700 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,460 It seems soon. 701 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,310 Yes darling, a little later you will cheat on me. 702 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,510 Listen, If you do not want to... 703 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,830 How don't I want this? .. I don’t want to? 704 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,270 I want, I want! .. You must! 705 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,510 We are here ... 706 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,470 Okay. 707 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:21,190 Maybe then, when we get things done, let's go on a trip with you. 708 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,190 What do you say with five billion can I relax? 709 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,590 - Yes... “I'll take you to Capri!” 710 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,510 No, not in Capri! .. Now everyone goes there! 711 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,790 To Venice! .. Have you been to Venice? 712 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,830 How many channels are there! .. More than Berlusconi! 713 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:44,310 Listen, you kiss me before ... 714 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,110 Sure. 715 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,750 Here are the newlyweds in love and that is great! 716 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,190 I wanted to treat you with grappa but grappa ... 717 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,110 - ... It's over! - Well done, I guessed! 718 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:15,110 Listen Bozzi, could you please buy one bottle of deer grappa? 719 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,910 - It’s Deer? - Deer. 720 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,560 Okay, I go back and forth well i went ... 721 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,030 Do not hurry. 722 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,590 Darling if I linger don’t worry, you are in good hands. 723 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,790 Well, I have gone. 724 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,950 Oh yes i leave here bag with a contract .. 725 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,110 ... when I get back with grappa, maybe sign it ... 726 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,580 - Then. - Then, then. 727 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,310 I realized then! 728 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,870 “Don't worry, Marcos!” - Then. 729 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,190 Hell, can you just say that? 730 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:05,070 Finally, we were left alone ... We can get to know each other better ... 731 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,510 “Did something happen? .. are you trembling?” “No, it's just cold here!” 732 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,230 True cool let's go inside? 733 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:24,110 It’s warmer and more intimate! .. More intimate !! 734 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,350 Please give grappa. 735 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,550 - No, a bottle. “Are you from Pederchini?” 736 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,070 - How do you know?! - Here is his yacht .. He loves grappa! 737 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,790 - A deer? - Exactly. 738 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:55,630 He has large reserves: for himself, for friends and for wives of friends. 739 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,400 - How many? - Eighteen thousand. 740 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:05,940 Keep the change. 741 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,350 - At the cottage ... Everything will be fine. - Spit it out. 742 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,670 Marisa! .. Marisa! .. Where are you going? 743 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,230 - Vile pig! - What happened? 744 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:38,070 He is a maniac, at first he eats alive octopus, then raw fish ... 745 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,750 What is this about? .. The Japanese also eat raw fish, sushi! 746 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,230 Yes, but the Japanese don't go crazy over juventus! 747 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,350 Because of Juventus? 748 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,910 He eats live octopuses and rooting for Juventus !!! 749 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,950 OK, OK, calm down! .. I understood! 750 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,670 He is for Juventos! .. What do you care? 751 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,670 How is it, what? 752 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:03,270 He wanted me to scream: "Go Juventus, Down with Roma!" 753 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,750 So did you say that? .. Did you say so? 754 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,950 - I AM? - You said? 755 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,630 I weighed him two bream, from which he cannot come to his senses !! 756 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,950 So I scream "down with Roma"! 757 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:22,510 So wait, calm down, did you slap an engineer Pederchini? 758 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,190 Yes, two! 759 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,550 And then she started screaming: "Go ahead, Romaaa!" , .. 760 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,230 ... because Roma is not only the command of my heart .. 761 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,190 ... but also my love, my passion! 762 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:34,630 Roma !!! 763 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:42,790 And you ripped off the case five billion because of Roma? 764 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:48,190 I sacrificed it for the sake of great sports passion! 765 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,310 Now I will sacrifice you I’ll fry alive! 766 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,390 Football hit her in the head! 767 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,310 You get me a kick in the ass, .. 768 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,150 ... if you don’t go work out its 5 million! 769 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,670 Nerd! .. Get back on the yacht !! 770 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,870 No!.. Fidelity is not for sale !!! 771 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,150 - Ten millions! - No!!! 772 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,030 - Fifteen. - No! 773 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,070 OK I understood. 774 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,870 “What? .. What do you want to do?” - To commit suicide ... 775 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:23,710 “What else can I do?” - Stop joking! 776 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,590 To joke?.. I am a business man! 777 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,030 Rather, I strive to become one ... But I'm tired. 778 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,990 I can not conclude a single deals, what can I do? .. 779 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:40,110 - Kill yourself! - No! .. Please, come down! .. 780 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,630 Are you crazy? 781 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,070 Let's talk!.. Do not exaggerate!.. 782 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,630 - Do not scare me, please! - Who is exaggerating? 783 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,500 If I don’t do it, banks will take care of this, .. 784 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,430 ... tenants, wives, Ferrari, together. 785 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,510 I'm sorry because this is the case could fix everything. 786 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,470 Well done. 787 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:11,620 So I'll die singing: "Thanks, Roma" ... 788 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,940 No, stop, don't jump! .. I beg you! .. I ask! 789 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,230 Leave me alone. 790 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:23,910 Get dressed ... I can’t look at you. 791 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,510 Ok, ok, I'm coming ... Where to? 792 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,180 To Pederchini. 793 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:35,510 Look ... This is the check you gave me. 794 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,830 - What are you doing? - I do not need him! 795 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,870 Because I'm Marise de Tre Fontane devoted fan of Roma! 796 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:51,350 I am disgusted to take money for I will scream "Forward Juventus" !!! 797 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:56,510 What have you come to it's like an oath! 798 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,070 Do not exaggerate. 799 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,150 You know what I'll tell you? .. You're right, I'm really a nerd. 800 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:29,870 Well, Go Forward Juventus Down ... 801 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,270 No no! 802 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,710 Say nothing more not necessary! 803 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:42,790 For many years I have been waiting for a woman which could for the sake of passion .. 804 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:49,110 ... even for sports, make any sacrifice. 805 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,350 I feel, I already love her. 806 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,070 Marizuccia! .. Excuse me. 807 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,950 I would like to know you better Wait!.. 808 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:05,550 - Do not say no. “Actually, I came to say yes.” 809 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:13,110 Tell me when the time is right when we are away, away from everyone. 810 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:18,750 My lovely, do you know itaka 811 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,470 Ita what? 812 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,390 Uchcha? .. Uchcha, my love! .. I woke you up? 813 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,230 Listen, I'm sorry ... Everything is good? 814 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:35,230 Everything is good... This time the job is done. 815 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:40,070 Listen about the Ferrari, buy two Testarosses! 816 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:44,190 Alone in the morning another for the evening. 817 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:51,270 Book apartments on Wall Otrit, I’ll soon build a house and buy a shop. 818 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,390 Oh God, Lord! .. Marisa! 819 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,910 Pederchini! .. Pederchini! .. Marisa! 820 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:07,350 Gianni! .. Gianni! .. Carlo will take me ... 821 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,470 What is that place called? 822 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,870 “Ithaca, my love.” - To Ithaca! 823 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:17,470 - And my contract? - The contract? .. Here it is! .. Here! 824 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,830 Oh my God, you hit him in the head! 825 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,900 Do not worry about him ... Let's think about us better, darling! 826 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,390 Ciao !!! 827 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,870 Bastards! 828 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,870 Just look! 829 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:49,310 What does Gianni Bozzi do sad and lonely on the shore of Rimini? 830 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,630 Your brother left and took with him my wife and my hopes. 831 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,670 They drove off to Ithaca. 832 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,430 No wonder my brother is crazy. 833 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,950 Therefore we suspended him from managing our finances. 834 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,030 “Could you repeat it?” “Carlo has nothing else.” 835 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,230 Publications, industry, banks, everything is translated into me! 836 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:18,190 So ... Do you sign contracts now? 837 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,870 Sure!.. It all depends on me. 838 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,270 Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei. 839 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:34,110 Countess, if you want, I will scream: "Long live Juventus!" 840 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,110 Long live the old woman! 841 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,710 No, sorry, what are you talking about! 842 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:46,220 I'm not interested in team sport ... I prefer doubles! 843 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,670 Why don't we talk in your suite? 844 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,230 To make it more convenient to sign a contract! 845 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,110 And about Ithaca too. 846 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,560 I have long been waiting for such an event! 847 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,990 Fetuccini! .. Bring some jam. 848 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,550 Eat, eat, Gusta, you need to recover, .. 849 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,510 ... gain strength after all, what happened to you! 850 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,310 What happened to him? 851 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,590 Yugoslav smugglers, they mocked him. 852 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,630 - What did they do? - Tied it with a knot. 853 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,230 Yugoslav smugglers such a tradition. 854 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,670 They always tortured people like that. 855 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:02,550 Is he still here, this buffoon? .. Give him the money and send him away! 856 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,180 Actually, I’m still did not finish the negotiations ... 857 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,390 ... with Signorina about Madison Square Garden. 858 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,830 What negotiations? .. Which Madison? 859 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,110 Go to hell! 860 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:17,630 - No, a minute, I want to try. - Try it? .. 861 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,590 - What to try? “Gustavo, don't be angry.” 862 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,550 You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I... 863 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,430 What other experience? .. What kind of experience? 864 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,150 They nearly killed me! 865 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,430 This is also an experience! .. I need my experience! 866 01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,230 - What are you talking about? - See this amoeba? 867 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,310 - Amoebu? - Amoeba, amoeba. 868 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,380 He brought me back a smile when I already lost hope! 869 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,750 Now I have to understand ... It's him, and it's you, who is my man? 870 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:51,270 - It's me, Noche, I'm your man !!! - Ai dont know, may darlin ... Let's go. 871 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:56,110 Sorry, Signor Gustavo, but you now on the other side, in Yugoslavia! 872 01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,470 I'll kill you!.. Night! .. Night! 873 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,310 Stop!.. Stop !! 874 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,190 Come back! .. Take it easy! 875 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,790 Do not shout! .. Otherwise, she will then reproach you! 876 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,310 Listen to us. 877 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,510 - I already gave! - Arnaldo! 878 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,830 Andrea! 879 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,510 U give me i accepted you for a beggar from the parish! 880 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,630 I thought so! 881 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,350 How long have you been in Rimini? .. Lousy wretch! 882 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,710 “I'm passing through here.” - How is the mission in the southern forests? 883 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,870 - Are the animals okay? “I left them.” 884 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,070 Really? 885 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,940 The vicar sent me on a new mission to Finland, to the Laplanders! 886 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,870 And I decided to visit my brother .. 887 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:04,100 ... this beautiful city this clean air! 888 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,670 Nothing, do not pay attention. 889 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,670 What a beautiful cape! .. Is this Armani? .. 890 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,590 “Will you sell it to me?” - This is my cassock. 891 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,350 Go, go, get dressed! .. Come on! 892 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,750 “Is she a Protestant?” - Flemish. 893 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,910 Come on, holy one, let's go have breakfast! 894 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,510 Sure, it's all God's lambs. 895 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,270 I must say they are beautiful, these god's sheep! 896 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,430 And Louise, your wife, how's it going? 897 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,470 “My wife? .. She's gone!” - She is resting? 898 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,830 No, she left with Eros ... Do you remember him? 899 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,910 “With Eros? .. With that painter?” - Yes Yes. 900 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,790 But he had a wife and four children. 901 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,630 Eros's wife went to Adriano and is already pregnant. 902 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:52,830 - Adriano is a pediatrician? “Yes, yes, brother Lino.” 903 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,300 Lino, Lino. 904 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,550 He fled to Bellaria with Lauretta, do you remember lauretta 905 01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:58,550 Lauretta? 906 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,790 Yes, I remember, second cousin Kara, which was with Oddo! 907 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:03,870 Yes, Oddo. 908 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,110 - Where did you come from? - From Australia! 909 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,710 “You don't know the last joke?” “But I know two about carabinieri!” 910 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,830 But do you remember Oddo? .. What a womanizer he was! 911 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,910 He was a big mischief but I forgave him all his sins ... 912 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:23,350 He completely lost his head ... Cohabits with one choreographer. 913 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,470 - Oddo? - Yes. 914 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,790 He was a real big hero ... And he lives with a ho ... choreographer? .. 915 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:36,390 - I won’t forgive him any more sins! - That's right. 916 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,390 Because with these sheep ... 917 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,950 - Pick up the phone. - Good. 918 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,310 I know who it is! .. Every morning the same thing. 919 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,670 - Peace and peace to you! - Go to hell, to hell! 920 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,870 Put it on, put it on! .. This is Lorella, my wife. 921 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:55,790 Every morning he calls and threatens me ... Requires child support! .. Scum! 922 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,260 Clear. 923 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,790 And at work, at least order at work? 924 01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,390 Things are good... I am the head of the department! 925 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,390 Good! 926 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:06,910 Do you remember the director’s older sister? 927 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,470 - I have made progress. - Well, stop it, shut up, shut up! 928 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,390 - Aufiderzein! - Bye, beauty! 929 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:15,990 Ciao! 930 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,990 You have the look of a true priest! .. A hypocritical screen! 931 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,190 Who knows about your exploits! 932 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:26,430 How many natives did you find in the forest as a missionary? 933 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:30,270 Have you ever seen a real native? 934 01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,270 No! 935 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,150 Because if you see her, your progress will slow down immediately! 936 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,300 Hello, Signor Praetor! .. I heard you were in the hospital? 937 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,990 What happened to you? 938 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,700 - What happened to you? “Nothing! .. Routine inspection.” 939 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,150 That is, I went to check the work of the local hospital. 940 01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:16,380 That's all! 941 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,390 - What are you doing? - It’s my fault! .. 942 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,940 Hang some sign a tablet, a board! 943 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:27,710 - I take sand baths! - In public places they are prohibited! 944 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,710 He is already making up new articles in the law! 945 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,030 What happened to him?.. Crazy! 946 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,550 “He's kind of weird!” - Not your own! 947 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,550 One, two. 948 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,790 Hello how are you doing? 949 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,430 - Who you are? “You won't recognize me?” 950 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,670 I am a girl from the forest! 951 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:56,420 Yesterday I called you an ambulance, When did you feel bad! 952 01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:00,430 It was optional Nevertheless thank you. 953 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,550 Now go away this is a private lesson .. 954 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,630 ... and I want to swim in complete peace. 955 01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:13,590 “Why are you so bad?” - And why are you so shameless? .. 956 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,070 Do not be ashamed to go in such a bikini. 957 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,910 You can see everything it is very indecent! 958 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,590 But these are branded things! 959 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:28,430 You know what, better than a bikini not branded, but from one thing! 960 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,630 From one? .. What should I take off then? 961 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:31,710 Do not be smart! 962 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,030 Well, the character! .. How does your wife endure you? 963 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,070 When I get married I'll let you know! 964 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:42,510 Now go away, let me swim alone, I train. 965 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:47,390 One, two, one, two ... 966 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,430 - Who is it? - Signor praetor! 967 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:26,950 Bring back my swimming trunks! .. Scum. 968 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,790 Give them to me, please. 969 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,310 Give me the swimming trunks! .. I will declare on you. 970 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,830 Goodbye! 971 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,910 Duty on the beach! .. Excuse me. 972 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,640 - Hello, Signor Praetor! - Good afternoon! 973 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,020 Hello. 974 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,630 What situation. 975 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,510 Raphael!.. Take it off as soon as it comes out! 976 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,990 Are you naked men shocking? 977 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,990 Actually, I like women! 978 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,990 If it starts to get dark photos will not work! 979 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,070 He will be out soon! .. It starts to get colder! 980 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,420 We will see! 981 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,550 It is with me that had to happen! 982 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,830 Thick, stop it! .. You are breaking our hearts! 983 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,350 - Yes Yes. - Get a hold of yourself!.. 984 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:42,230 - The night was repulsed, a conflict arose. - What conflict? .. 985 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,960 She pointed my horns that’s the conflict! 986 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,950 You have to put up! 987 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,160 In the courtyard of the second millennium, that happens! 988 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,510 - Even Alberoni speaks about it. “Yes, really, Alberoni!” 989 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:58,030 - What else is Alberoni? - Unknown, it seems one psychiatrist. 990 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,180 Yes, you will not envy him! 991 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:08,590 - Gustavo? “The night! .. I'm listening.” 992 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,230 The night? 993 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,030 Do you want me to say? 994 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,070 No... I myself! 995 01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,900 Thick ... 996 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:42,580 Yes? 997 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,270 I want it for real to make love. 998 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,740 How?.. We did this for 6 hours? 999 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,030 Come to me, darling! 1000 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,350 Thank God!.. Finally we all settled! 1001 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,550 I set a new record! 1002 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,150 Risking my life I could even improve it! 1003 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,390 Scariko nothing just happens! 1004 01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,150 You will understand later. 1005 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,190 Night with Gustavo for three days do not interrupt! 1006 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,790 Amazing! .. It is hard to imagine! 1007 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,740 Brothers Bowie, I'm sorry but I have to stress .. 1008 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:17,710 ... what is your sister’s behavior by it was insulting to me. 1009 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:21,790 Anyway, the performance must continue. 1010 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,630 Maybe somebody Will I be paid a reward? 1011 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,230 Manzo! .. Have you prepared a reward? 1012 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,710 Yes! 1013 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,870 Here are two kilograms 800 grams of meat! 1014 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,390 Yes? 1015 01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:49,310 I usually get paid foreign or foreign currency. 1016 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,270 My rate is much higher. 1017 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:57,790 In any case, the main thing that I returned smile to a beautiful Italian family! 1018 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,380 Is there a bone for the broth here? 1019 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,310 Morelli! .. It's time to have dinner! 1020 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,620 You are walking? 1021 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,620 Thanks, I'm not hungry! 1022 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,020 Prefer a little more swim ... It helps with arthritis. 1023 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,950 “I told you he was crazy!” - I think he has problems with his head. 1024 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,910 You heard? 1025 01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,390 How to swim at such a time with arthritis? 1026 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,470 Morelli, come out! .. You’ll get sick! 1027 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,030 Get out of the water! 1028 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,030 Help! 1029 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,190 Awful 1030 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,510 It looks like the initial stage of frostbite. 1031 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,670 He stayed in the water for 1 7 hours. 1032 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:35,030 He got on the net alone fishing boat. 1033 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:41,110 1 7 hours in the water! .. Signor praetor, signor praetor! 1034 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:45,910 Wake up, wake up! .. You are saved! 1035 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,230 - Who is it? - It's me, your Piedimonte ... 1036 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,230 How do you feel? 1037 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,870 I feel, I feel pretty good ... 1038 01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,190 Here, here, here on a chair. 1039 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:02,510 What happened to you?.. What have you been doing in water for so long? 1040 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:07,190 Because I was taking sand baths. 1041 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:08,350 In water? 1042 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:13,030 Mud, mud and sand, with wet sand. 1043 01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,830 Sand baths help me a lot ... I want to go home. 1044 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,110 - Take your clothes. - I'm going to take it. 1045 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:21,710 No no, sister will bring. 1046 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,020 - My sister? - Nun! 1047 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,420 A nun from Monza? 1048 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,270 I'll write you a sedative and better tonic! 1049 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,270 And go home ... Call a taxi? 1050 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,430 I'll take him! 1051 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,580 This is me involuntary reason Signor Praetor's failures! 1052 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,460 I have a car here ... I will be happy to take him! 1053 01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:49,390 This is the signorina that I spoke of ... The one with the cat. 1054 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:54,910 - Lola Sarti. - Dr. Piedimonti ... Very nice. 1055 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,750 Take two tablets before ... - ... food? 1056 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,310 - No, before ... “... by how to go to the toilet?” 1057 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,390 - Before, before ... - ... sleep? 1058 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,790 Yes, see! .. This is a real torpedo! 1059 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,900 Are you still angry with me, Gildo? 1060 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:16,670 Do not call me Gildo ... Have we switched to "you"? .. 1061 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,030 “We have never even eaten together.” “Is that an invitation?” 1062 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,510 - I even think ... - With pleasure! 1063 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:47,150 - What are you doing? - Lick like me. 1064 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:48,710 How? 1065 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,430 What kind of taste? 1066 01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:01,070 It seems like a lemon. 1067 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,910 It is a taste of love. 1068 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,430 Close your eyes and open your mouth. 1069 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,070 What do you want to do? 1070 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,030 - Eat this ... - What? 1071 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,420 - Mussel. - Which one? 1072 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,980 And imagine what do you eat me 1073 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,430 How? 1074 01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:27,750 It seems a little a little harsh. 1075 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,510 - Want more? - No! 1076 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:34,150 I would like to go straight to the fruit. 1077 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:11,310 Gildo, my fork fell under the table ... Pick her up, please. 1078 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,110 Where?.. Now. 1079 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,070 - There below? - Yes. 1080 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,110 Gildo! .. Gildo, what are you doing? 1081 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,510 Nothing, took the plug. 1082 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:29,220 I hope didn't you look at my legs? 1083 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,380 Who am I?.. No. 1084 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,390 I don’t wear panties. 1085 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:37,950 And it seemed to me that they you had black with villi. 1086 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,150 “Gildo, see those two?” - Where? 1087 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,670 “That tall one? .. Look. - Yes. 1088 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:47,110 Once he stopped me, touched me my ass and said: "Beautiful ass!" 1089 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:51,630 What's bad about it?.. This is a typical compliment in Romagna ... 1090 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,950 - I think there are good people here? - No, they are like animals. 1091 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,270 “You must teach them a lesson.” - I AM? 1092 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,900 “Aren't you the guardian of the law?” - Yes, but ... 1093 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:03,310 Otherwise, I’ll do it myself! .. You have disappointed me! 1094 01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:05,550 I thought, that you too are in love with me! 1095 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:10,150 But I love .., love .., Lola, wait, wait a minute. 1096 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,340 - Listen, see that shorty? - Yes. 1097 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:21,070 He said you are three asses and that if he comes out, he’ll hit you! 1098 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:29,750 Lola! 1099 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:36,270 - What do you want? “What are you going to do to us?” 1100 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:37,390 I AM? 1101 01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,020 Nothing, I just said a compliment. 1102 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,150 - Wottebe a compliment! - How do you talk? .. 1103 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,750 Pick up the expressions! 1104 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,110 This is slander I will sue, perhaps. 1105 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,390 On whom? 1106 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,270 - Turn around. - I do not want... 1107 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,660 Now it's my turn! 1108 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,670 Wait, Now it's the turn of this signor. 1109 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,870 What did you want to do to us? 1110 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,710 - Can you swim with an hatchet? - Not really. 1111 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,430 Then it's time to learn. 1112 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,590 Help, help. 1113 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:24,990 Kind heart of my jesus I love more. 1114 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:31,830 Rimini, my city of Rimini how beautiful you are ... 1115 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:39,230 For help!.. Help! .. Help! 1116 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,830 - I'm going! - Help! 1117 01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,990 - Food, hold on! - Faster Faster! 1118 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,110 “I'm flying! .. Already here!” - Help! 1119 01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:53,230 I'm here, grab hold. 1120 01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:59,590 - Help ... help. - Yes. 1121 01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,590 - I can not anymore. - I'm coming! 1122 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,950 Get me out please Help... 1123 01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:08,110 Help. 1124 01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:18,310 What did you do? 1125 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:22,830 I swam, jellyfish attacked me look! 1126 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,070 Sorry, can you ... 1127 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:28,510 - Look, here, here, here! - I cant. 1128 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:32,070 - Look here, here! - I can’t ... see! 1129 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:37,790 Look! .. Everything’s on fire with me! .. It's like the fire of Sant Antonio! 1130 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,910 This is the temptation the temptation of Sant Anthony! 1131 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,430 She burns and changes color! .. I read in the encyclical ... 1132 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,110 In the encyclopedia ... 1133 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:49,630 Jellyfish have such poison that the skin turns blue! 1134 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,790 No, this is a reflection from the sea !! 1135 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:55,070 Take cover, take cover cover yourself! 1136 01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:58,230 No!.. So it’s even worse for me! 1137 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,270 Then... 1138 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,110 She touched me! 1139 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:08,510 “What can I do, I'm not a doctor!” - Suck me the poison from the burned places! 1140 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:09,630 I AM?.. No. 1141 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:13,670 “Do you know French?” - No, I know Latin perfectly. 1142 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:16,910 Suck me the poison otherwise it will swell even more! 1143 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:17,910 No. 1144 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,230 I'm not a medic I can not do anything! 1145 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,670 Urgent help needed! .. I ask you to! 1146 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,750 - What can I do? - I read in the encyclopedia! 1147 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:30,230 We need to get closer to the victim, and I am a victim, I was burned by jellyfish! 1148 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,780 Ask, do me a favor! 1149 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,470 I need to call a doctor good doctor! 1150 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,030 - Take a look! - Doctors, doctors! 1151 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,550 We're going to the doctor! .. We're going to the doctor! 1152 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,830 We're going to the doctor! .. We're going to the doctor! 1153 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,150 Do not be a scoundrel! 1154 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,910 Do not insist, I almost brought 5 aboriginal women to death. 1155 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:55,220 I will not suck! 1156 01:20:55,400 --> 01:21:00,110 It burns here, here, here! .. My chest is burning! 1157 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:02,990 I can not!.. It hurts me to look at you! 1158 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,430 I understand, you have tears of hail! 1159 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,430 I suffer a lot! .. It's impossible!.. 1160 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,350 - I ask you to! - Stop it! 1161 01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:11,870 I beg you, for God's sake! 1162 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:15,030 - What did you say? - For God's sake! 1163 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,390 Okay, just because what did you mention the Almighty, .. 1164 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:19,990 ... just for the sake of respect. 1165 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,830 Where is "here?.. Good. 1166 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:25,870 No not there It hurts here! 1167 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,870 - Passed? - No, suck! 1168 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,550 Now I have to go all the time? .. 1169 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:36,470 So ... Already better, better ... Passes by! 1170 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,430 It’s going through you, and now I’m unlikely! 1171 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,430 Here, please, here! .. Burns with clear fire! 1172 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,910 And here, only slightly, slightly. 1173 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,630 - You are welcome. - Yes. 1174 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,980 Thanks!.. What a relief! 1175 01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:57,710 What a relief! .. Much better, you are very kind! 1176 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:02,510 And now, if you want, change! 1177 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,070 I always did a kangaroo and it was awesome! 1178 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:13,390 - I did not even hope. - For what? 1179 01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,990 Ke tu sorti avek mua. 1180 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:20,230 What do you agree, agree that you will agree with me for a walk. 1181 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,350 - Mua non plu. - What? 1182 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,150 - I, too! - Oh yes! 1183 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,510 Where are you taking me? 1184 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:38,030 Did you see Milan? .. Hope we love each other? 1185 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,150 Is it great? 1186 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,550 Explain why did we come here. 1187 01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:45,910 To throw Italy at your feet: Milan, galleries, spiers! 1188 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:53,790 You are like a fragile gothic spire, on which the doves decided to perch! 1189 01:22:54,400 --> 01:23:01,070 For your information, in Milan hanged nets so that pigeons do not stain spiers. 1190 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,300 Networks? 1191 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,110 Then where do they do it, in the skyscrapers? 1192 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:10,630 - Tolerate! “Did you run away from me to Turin? ..” 1193 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:14,270 A charming city famous for sheep farming! 1194 01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:17,470 - Sheep in Turin? - Yes, sheep, lambs. 1195 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:21,830 - Do I laugh too? - It's funny! .. 1196 01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:26,390 Liliana, where are you? .. Caution on the road! 1197 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:37,350 Max, let's go! .. I'm tired! 1198 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,310 I'm leaving! 1199 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:42,780 How do you leave? 1200 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:46,740 Right now when we arrived in this eternal city .. 1201 01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:48,630 ... you want to defile everything! 1202 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:52,470 “I don't like these jokes.” - I'm absolutely serious ... 1203 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:53,470 Come to me. 1204 01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:56,230 - What are you doing? - What you need, do not worry! 1205 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,350 - Let go! - Come, come here! 1206 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,590 Let me go!.. Stop it! .. 1207 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:05,790 - They are looking at us. - Who's watching?.. 1208 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:06,870 Hell! 1209 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,600 Swiss security? 1210 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,030 Lillian! 1211 01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,500 Let's go, let's go! 1212 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:24,270 - Liliana! - Until! 1213 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,110 Well, today is the day. 1214 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:33,070 First: I got an ashtray dirty; second: refused! 1215 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,510 We can’t get used to this. 1216 01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:38,590 Third: forced to pay for tickets. 1217 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:44,270 Lillian!.. Yes, you go! 1218 01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:03,990 Listen what you got Red heart?.. 1219 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:09,030 - Is it a sports association? - Sports Association? 1220 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,790 Somewhat,.. 1221 01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:18,030 ... permission to play sports, walking, running, and even baseball. 1222 01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:22,940 What do we do? 1223 01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,910 Jump into the water and swim to the shore! 1224 01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:32,150 You can jump only I can’t swim ... 1225 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:36,670 - I'll try to make it. “You drive a boat so well!” 1226 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,140 But he does not know that I can’t swim. 1227 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,990 I took it and went. 1228 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,110 Listen, I wanted to say something. 1229 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:50,470 Despite the fact that we are not familiar and never see you again. 1230 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,670 This was great! 1231 01:25:54,600 --> 01:26:00,110 Yes, but now, as a man, for the sake of what happened .. 1232 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,350 ... I can fix it. 1233 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:07,750 What?.. Did something happen? 1234 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,260 - Nothing! - Nothing? 1235 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:14,870 No, it was a dream it seemed to me. 1236 01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:18,070 I have to go... Someone is waiting for me. 1237 01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,550 I have to leave ... Time to say good-bye! 1238 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:21,550 Good! 1239 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,670 Goodbye, my savior! 1240 01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,260 Goodbye! 1241 01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:36,670 - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1242 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:50,420 If there is anyone upstairs hears do me a favor! 1243 01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:53,710 Help start this damn motor! 1244 01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,630 So you are not offended at me? .. Are you angry? 1245 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:05,220 Yes, this is the Karim Hotel ... I'll call you now. 1246 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,270 Signor Praetor, you to the phone! 1247 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,510 To the phone! .. Hello?.. 1248 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,590 Yes it's me. 1249 01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:19,910 Hello, Signor Prefect. 1250 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:27,630 I've been waiting for your call for two days ... I'm a little excited. 1251 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,950 I was very worried ... I was looking for you even in the grove, on the hammock! 1252 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,310 This prefect is very sporty, like Dad. 1253 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:41,670 I wanted to test you. 1254 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:45,950 Disappeared for a while to test your feelings! 1255 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,390 To be sure that you want me! 1256 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:53,590 - Do you love me? - Yes. 1257 01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:59,670 - Louder! - Yes, I respect you very much! 1258 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,230 Your voice is driving me crazy. 1259 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:07,190 Tell me what you want kiss me on the lips! 1260 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:13,070 “I want to kiss you on the lips!” - Louder! .. Even louder! 1261 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,820 I want to... This is the prefect. 1262 01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:20,900 I want to kiss you in the lips, kiss on the lips! 1263 01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:26,990 Come today at three ... Waiting for you on the street Wisteria. 1264 01:28:27,560 --> 01:28:33,630 Let's be alone: me, you and love, a lot of love! 1265 01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:50,510 - Yes? - Gildo. 1266 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:54,470 It's you?.. Waiting for you ... Get up. 1267 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,790 Yes... Which floor? 1268 01:28:57,960 --> 01:29:00,470 - Twenty seventh. - I'm flying! 1269 01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:06,630 What a nightmare, god ... 1270 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:11,230 The creator of the elevator is a real genius. 1271 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:20,030 So ... it should ... must be the twenty-seventh ... 1272 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,960 Infernal adventure. 1273 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,150 I can not anymore. 1274 01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:55,420 - Lola, I am burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing? 1275 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,820 Darling 1276 01:32:57,160 --> 01:33:01,030 - Come on now ... right here! - What? 1277 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:03,030 Exactly this! 1278 01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:08,950 The pills start to work no, they are already acting! 1279 01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:11,420 Lola,.. I love you! 1280 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:15,110 But I’m not sure of your love! .. Where is the proof? 1281 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,630 How, where is the evidence? 1282 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:21,790 It was awesome to call you, how I ran and walked up to the hundredth floor! 1283 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:26,230 Lola, please, I want to live with you, I want to marry you. 1284 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:30,750 Do you want me to quit my job! .. Want to go to Honolulu? 1285 01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:33,990 Let's go to Honolulu! .. To Paris, so to Paris! 1286 01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,830 To Milan, so to Milan! 1287 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,870 Are you ready to fulfill my every desire? 1288 01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:40,100 All you want. 1289 01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:42,390 Take off your trousers first. 1290 01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:02,500 “Look at those two.” - Goddess and the beast! 1291 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:23,990 How I get excited at the thought that under this skirt hides the male body! 1292 01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:27,390 - And you? - I'm not very ... 1293 01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:31,260 Because on the way to me almost cheated ... 1294 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:35,110 I have not heard a single kind words .. not a single one! 1295 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:39,150 Try to be more feminine change your voice! 1296 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,910 Lola, can I ask you something? 1297 01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:49,660 I can’t understand why did you make me dress up like that? 1298 01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:52,950 - Have you seen "9 and a half weeks"? - No. 1299 01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:56,110 She dressed in men's clothes to like him. 1300 01:34:56,280 --> 01:34:58,910 Do you want to make me feel good? 1301 01:34:59,680 --> 01:34:59,950 - Liliana! - What? 1302 01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:03,710 - I'm Liliana. - well! 1303 01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:06,470 - And you? - What? 1304 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,510 - What's your name? - Who cares? 1305 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:14,020 - To know! - Jeremiah, can Jerry! 1306 01:35:14,680 --> 01:35:17,470 - What do we do? - Crazy! 1307 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:31,950 I recently broke up. 1308 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:36,390 Twelve years old I helped my husband. 1309 01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:42,390 He had a small business, but he didn’t understand anything in business ... 1310 01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:49,710 “And I helped him.” - Enough! .. Let's not talk about that. 1311 01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:55,190 Let's talk about us and the upcoming night. 1312 01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:02,750 Look who's here! .. You are already good! 1313 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:06,390 Be a good girl. 1314 01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:23,710 - What? - Let's go to. 1315 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:28,790 What are you doing? 1316 01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:34,310 “I want you! .. Here and now!” - No no! 1317 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:38,060 Do you want it too?.. Tell me, do you want too? 1318 01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:41,510 Yes, but not here let's go to your house. 1319 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:42,630 No. 1320 01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:44,510 - Or to me! - Not here! 1321 01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:46,630 - Come to you! - No, here, here! 1322 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:50,790 - On the beach, on the beach! - No, here, in plain sight! 1323 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,190 - Undress! - I feel awkward! 1324 01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:58,030 Look, I'm not afraid! .. Not afraid! 1325 01:36:58,480 --> 01:36:59,870 What are you doing? 1326 01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:02,470 - Only to you! - No! 1327 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,020 - I swear! - Help! 1328 01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:08,710 Do not worry, it repeats every night! 1329 01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:11,990 “How? .. Jerry, calm down!” - I am calm. 1330 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:14,990 - Quiet! “I'm completely calm.” 1331 01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,150 - Jerry! “Well, Signora?” 1332 01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:22,710 I can pick it up or will you bring it later? 1333 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,910 “Is he your son?” “No, dear, my husband!” 1334 01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:30,310 Sorry, I didn’t know. 1335 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:32,670 Don't worry beauty I'm used to it! 1336 01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:36,990 He wants me to be jealous poor thing! 1337 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:40,840 So beautiful, and so attractive! 1338 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,430 But not valid! 1339 01:37:42,880 --> 01:37:47,630 You haven’t lost anything, dear! .. He never gets to the point! 1340 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:48,990 Can not! 1341 01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:54,990 Kisses, caresses mostly down, understand? 1342 01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:58,510 Do you know what I call him? .. My girlfriend 1343 01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:05,390 Are you upset?.. You wanted to sleep with him, cutie? 1344 01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:08,750 - What did you think? - Go to the seashore! .. 1345 01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:12,750 There you will find one who will fix everything, go honey! 1346 01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:16,670 Wake up! .. Get up! .. 1347 01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:21,150 Come on! 1348 01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:27,630 - Let's dance? - Let's dance! 1349 01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,910 But not together! .. Need to find a man. 1350 01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:34,910 A man? .. Darling, you do not understand. 1351 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,430 Even if I'm in a woman’s dress, .. 1352 01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:41,470 ... I can not control strongest physical attraction! 1353 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:45,260 I'm head over heels in love with you ... I love you very much! 1354 01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:47,070 I love you too! 1355 01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:50,470 But you have to fulfill my last wish .. 1356 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,070 ... then I'm yours! 1357 01:38:52,840 --> 01:38:54,310 Go! .. Go! 1358 01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:56,390 With whom? 1359 01:38:58,240 --> 01:39:01,590 - Over there! - With beard? 1360 01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:09,900 - Let's dance? - I have no desire. 1361 01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:11,270 Why? 1362 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,590 Listen, a piece of shit ... 1363 01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:19,310 ... I throw out critters, even if they fall for me. 1364 01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:23,950 How? .. Thanks ... Very humane. 1365 01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:35,590 Almost immediately it turned out that one with a beard is a great fisherman .. 1366 01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:38,070 ... but he does not dance. 1367 01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:40,830 - Find another. - Where? 1368 01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:43,990 See that one in the hat? .. Dance a tango with him. 1369 01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:45,710 - Tango? “And kiss him.” 1370 01:39:45,880 --> 01:39:47,230 - What? - On the lips! 1371 01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:49,750 - What? “You understand very well.” 1372 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:55,310 Yes, but you know, Lola, I haven’t kissed anyone on the lips yet. 1373 01:39:55,480 --> 01:39:56,870 Its time to begin. 1374 01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:01,030 But I would rather start with you darling! 1375 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,550 Do as I said! .. Otherwise, you will not see me again! 1376 01:40:04,720 --> 01:40:09,630 No, no, I'll kiss him kiss on the lips, the one in the hat. 1377 01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:23,590 Good evening... Signor, will we dance? 1378 01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:28,230 Do me a favor ... I will explain later. 1379 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,950 Have you seen?.. It was his initiative! 1380 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,300 They kissed! 1381 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:27,310 Here it is, judge Morelli, who closed my cabaret "Blue Angel", .. 1382 01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:29,430 ... an ardent defender of morality! 1383 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:31,710 I exposed you! 1384 01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:34,340 Now you are finished! .. Bastard! 1385 01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:40,710 Do you want will i give you this daisy? 1386 01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:46,270 You take those and I am these. 1387 01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,310 Let's make a boat. 1388 01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:58,870 Pio Pio! .. Are not you asleep yet? 1389 01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:02,030 What are you watching?.. I hate monsters! 1390 01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:07,030 Today there were too many of them! .. Goodnight! 1391 01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:15,030 When mom comes, say .. that nothing happened. 1392 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,270 - Who is it? - Liliana? .. 1393 01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:00,790 - May I sleep with you? - Honestly... 1394 01:44:01,280 --> 01:44:02,670 I'm scared of monsters! 1395 01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:05,550 Monsters? .. I told you! 1396 01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:08,870 Mom always allows if I'm scared! 1397 01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:13,430 - So go to mom! - Today she will not come to sleep. 1398 01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:20,630 - Do you have children? “At me? .. No, unfortunately.” 1399 01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:25,870 Then let's pretend that I am your child, and you are my mother. 1400 01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:32,710 I'm your mom and you are my child. 1401 01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:36,430 Now I'm calm ... And you? 1402 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:41,350 To me? 1403 01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:44,790 What are you doing? 1404 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,910 Pio ... Pio? .. 1405 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:51,190 Can you explain, why were you wearing women's clothing? 1406 01:44:56,600 --> 01:45:01,150 Because... I went ... to the carnival. 1407 01:45:01,320 --> 01:45:02,380 In summer? 1408 01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:09,990 Yes, because ... in winter I am very busy .. 1409 01:45:10,560 --> 01:45:15,270 ... so I go to masquerades ... ...in August. 1410 01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:18,630 As usual, don't want to tell the truth ... 1411 01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:21,430 - Are you okay? - So-so. 1412 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:27,030 - Maybe talk to a psychologist? “Dr. Piedimonte, thank you.” 1413 01:45:27,480 --> 01:45:32,710 But now I'm bigger I don’t want to talk to anyone. 1414 01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:35,430 Even with me? 1415 01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,900 Lola! 1416 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:41,270 Excuse me, I need to go away. 1417 01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:48,790 Came to enjoy your revenge? 1418 01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:56,470 I saw newspapers, an article for the whole page with the announcement of photos ... 1419 01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:58,670 ... in tomorrow's issue. 1420 01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:01,270 Congratulations on winning! 1421 01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:05,710 It’s a pity you didn’t bet could win a large sum! 1422 01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:08,440 But for me you won. 1423 01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:12,550 No... I came to say that I am defeated. 1424 01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:17,070 And for you to forgive me for my behavior, keep .. 1425 01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:20,030 ... these are films with yesterday's photos. 1426 01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,350 They will never be printed in the newspapers! 1427 01:46:22,520 --> 01:46:26,830 If you want to, now we can always be together! 1428 01:46:31,280 --> 01:46:35,870 No, no, Lola, or Ramona, or what is your name. 1429 01:46:36,440 --> 01:46:40,910 We are not made for each other! .. Our roads diverge! 1430 01:46:42,240 --> 01:46:45,710 And mine goes completely in the other direction. 1431 01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:51,110 “Gildo, it cannot be!” - That's right ... 1432 01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:54,630 This adventure turned my life upside down. 1433 01:46:54,840 --> 01:47:02,710 For me it was a lifetime ... She completely changed me! 1434 01:47:03,440 --> 01:47:05,230 Gildo, what are you saying? 1435 01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:08,830 Nothing, just you too good as a woman .. 1436 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,590 ... and I'm too weak as a man. 1437 01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:12,900 I went. 1438 01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:18,510 Maybe from now on my new life begins. 1439 01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:22,150 - Bye, beauty! - Gildo, Gildo! .. 1440 01:47:22,360 --> 01:47:23,790 Where are you going?.. Gildo! 1441 01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:27,150 - What happened? “I don't know, it's kind of weird.” 1442 01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:28,460 Which one? 1443 01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:53,670 - My name is Pino. - Me Gildo. 1444 01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:14,350 Good morning! 1445 01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:20,630 Hi,.. how cute! 1446 01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:22,990 Breakfast in bed! 1447 01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:24,990 All inclusive! 1448 01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:30,030 By the way I would immediately like to do one thing. 1449 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:35,310 - Which one? - Only 250 thousand. 1450 01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:39,870 I'm sorry I did not understand! 1451 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:44,950 Mom’s girlfriend’s usually pay me three hundred, but I made you a discount! 1452 01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:51,380 It's not so much for touching the forbidden. 1453 01:48:54,520 --> 01:48:57,750 Here is the change! .. I need to create a base. 1454 01:48:58,440 --> 01:49:01,430 Otherwise, how will I accumulate your first billion? 1455 01:49:01,760 --> 01:49:04,190 You promised to tell me! 1456 01:49:05,560 --> 01:49:07,710 Good... I did it! 1457 01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:10,340 Did? .. So how is it? 1458 01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:13,830 Awesome! 1459 01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:18,390 According to your tone, it seems awful ... How do you rate him? 1460 01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:20,950 - Whom? - The one on the moped? 1461 01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,550 - It was not him. - Incredible! .. 1462 01:49:23,720 --> 01:49:24,940 Then who? 1463 01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,390 I will not say even under pain of death! 1464 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:33,950 - Tell me, at least, I know him? “Yes, you know.” 1465 01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:37,550 But not so good as it seems! 1466 01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:42,950 Lillian! 1467 01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:48,110 What does he have to do with it? .. This is not his fault! 1468 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:52,030 You must be right it's my fault. 1469 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:55,110 But now I’m much better. 1470 01:49:55,880 --> 01:49:59,420 Bye, Simone, thank you! .. Goodbye dear! 1471 01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:02,260 Until. 1472 01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:03,950 Let's go to the sea. 1473 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:09,190 Fly to Oslo and then you go on a sleigh with deer, like Santa Claus! 1474 01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:12,710 Italy, Landing on Oslo begins. 1475 01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:13,990 I have to go. 1476 01:50:14,160 --> 01:50:15,950 - Bye, brother. - Until! 1477 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:19,150 - Until. - Until! 1478 01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:22,510 If I come to Lapland, I'll pick you up! 1479 01:50:22,680 --> 01:50:25,790 They say at the North Pole guests are offered wives .. 1480 01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:27,830 ... and if you refuse, they are offended. 1481 01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:28,910 Do not talk nonsense! 1482 01:50:29,080 --> 01:50:33,110 I hope you will not be demoted because of some lapland. 1483 01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:38,680 From now on, smoking is allowed. 1484 01:50:39,320 --> 01:50:43,350 I'm glad you ride too towards Scandinavia. 1485 01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:47,060 “Will you come out in Frankfurt?” - No, in Oslo. 1486 01:50:47,480 --> 01:50:48,700 In Oslo? 1487 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:52,670 And then I will get to Lapland. 1488 01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:55,110 What will you do there? 1489 01:50:55,360 --> 01:50:58,830 Association sent me social workers. 1490 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,950 I will work with some priest. 1491 01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:03,990 Is he Italian or Laplander? 1492 01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:06,430 No!.. Italian, Italian! 1493 01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:09,950 The only positive thing otherwise ... 1494 01:51:10,120 --> 01:51:11,470 What, the rest? 1495 01:51:11,720 --> 01:51:16,790 It seems we will live in some kind of cell, only he and I ... 1496 01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:20,860 ... work together all day rather, at night. 1497 01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:26,350 You know polar night lasts half a year! 1498 01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:31,470 And all this time I will be alone with him! 1499 01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:37,790 Mission is mission. 1500 01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,670 This is me about Rimini. 117500