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[PUPPIES WHIMPERING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
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LOOK, MOM. PUPPIES!
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CAN I HAVE ONE?
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SEE YA.
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AW...CAN I KEEP HIM?
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YES, LET'S
TAKE HIM HOME.
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GO AHEAD,
YOU CAN PICK ONE OUT.
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THANKS, DAD.
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I WANT THIS ONE.
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NOW, YOU SURE, HONEY?
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MAKE SURE YOU
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.
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I WILL.
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[PUPPIES WHIMPER]
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GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY.
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[PUPPY WHIMPERS]
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BEAT IT,
FILTHY MUTT!
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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[BARKS]
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LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE.
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[BARKS]
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OK, BIG FELLA.
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NICE AND EASY, NOW.
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THERE HE GOES!
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CALL FOR BACKUP NOW!
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[CAR PEELS OUT]
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THERE HE IS!
GO! GO! GO!
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Radio: CALLING ALL UNITS,
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ALL UNITS CONVERGE
ON THE CORNER
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OF EUCLID AND ELM.
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WE HAVE A 5-1-1 IN PROGRESS.
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STOP THAT DOG!
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I GOT YA!
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LOOK OUT!
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OH, MOMMY!
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GET BACK HERE!
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HE'S UNDER
THE TABLE!
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HEY, STOP THAT DOG!
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HEY, YOU!
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WATCH HIM!
WATCH HIM!
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HEY, HE GOT
AWAY FROM US AGAIN!
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[SIREN BLARES]
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HEY, THERE HE IS!
LET'S GET HIM!
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Woman: OH, MY CLOTHES!
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HE'S DESTROYING
MY VINTAGE CLOTHES!
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CUT HIM OFF!
CUT HIM OFF!
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WHERE'S MY BACKUP?
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I WANT EVERY AVAILABLE
UNIT OUT HERE NOW!
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EASY. RELAX.
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[WHIMPERS]
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GOOD JOB.
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ONLY 2 MORE ISSUES TO GO.
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MORNING, MOM.
MORNING, DAD.
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HI, HONEY.
HEY, SON.
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GOOD MORNING, HONEY.
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CALVIN, TRASH
GOES OUT THIS MORNING.
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IT'S COVERED, DAD!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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FIGG, YEAH, MAN.
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I'M RUNNING A COUPLE
MINUTES LATE.
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ADJUST MY SCHEDULE
ACCORDINGLY. ALL RIGHT.
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CALVIN!
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YO, LOU AND THRASH,
WHAT'S UP?
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DUDE, THANKS
FOR HOOKING US UP
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WITH THOSE
MUDBUCKET TICKETS.
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YEAH, THAT CONCERT ROCKED!
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LOU, DON'T FORGET THE
LAWN CLIPPINGS, GUYS.
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GOOD MORNING,
MR. WHEELER.
YOUR SON ROCKS.
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YOU MUST BE,
LIKE, REALLY PROUD.
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* MMM...COME ON
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* UNGH
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YO. YO. YO.
YO. YO. YO. YO.
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WHAT'S
THE WORD, FIGG?
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT
A POP QUIZ COMING UP
IN FIFTH PERIOD.
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ALSO, THEY
MAILED OUT THIRD QUARTER
REPORT CARDS YESTERDAY,
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SO HEAD'S UP AT HOME.
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GOT IT.
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AND YOU STILL NEED A DATE
FOR THE SPRING DANCE.
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I COMPILED A DOSSIER
FROM THE TOP CONTENDERS
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AND SCHEDULED INTERVIEWS
FOR LUNCH PERIOD.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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PRETTY SIMPLE DAY,
YOU KNOW?
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Figg: OK, GIRLS IF
YOU'LL PLEASE BE SEATED.
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I'M CAPTAIN OF
THE CHEER SQUAD,
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A GREAT DANCER,
OH, AND I LOOK
SPECTACULAR
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IN ALL
SPRING COLORS.
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YOU HAVE IMPRESSIVE
QUALIFICATIONS, JULIE.
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BUT I DO HAVE
ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
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SURE, ANYTHING!
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WHAT IS THE NAME
OF GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY?
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I'M SORRY?
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GOTHAM MAN?
PROTON COMICS?
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CREATED BY ARTIST
STEWART BICKFORD
IN 1947--
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RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT.
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THE SUPERHERO.
BUT WHY ARE YOU--
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LOOK. LOOK. LOOK.
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DO YOU KNOW THE NAME
OF HIS ARCH-ENEMY OR NOT?
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SURE! IT'S...
I THINK...
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CHARLIE.
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THANKS, JULIE.
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. NEXT!
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WAIT! FRANK?
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JIM? TIM? EUGENE?
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CAN'T THIS BE
MULTIPLE CHOICE
OR SOMETHING?
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OK, NEXT!
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SUPPORT THE LOCAL
ANIMAL SHELTER.
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THE SHELTER IS
IN DESPERATE NEED
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OF RENOVATIONS
AND VOLUNTEERS.
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PLEASE, TAKE A FLYER.
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OH, EMILY!
SURE, I'LL TAKE ONE.
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OK, LOOK.
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FIGG, THIS IS
THE LIST OF COMICS
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I NEED YOU
TO PICK UP FOR ME. OK?
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Figg: OK.
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THANKS LOADS, CALVIN.
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OH, AND THAT'S
A TRICK QUESTION.
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GOTHAM MAN'S ARCH-ENEMY
HAS NO NAME.
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Emily: PLEASE SAVE
THE ANIMAL SHELTER!
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HI, THERE.
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I'M SORRY, EMILY.
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YOU KNOW HOW SHORT
WE ARE IN FUNDING.
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WE JUST DON'T
HAVE THE SPACE.
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PLEASE, MR. DUDLEY,
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME!
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I KNOW THAT I CAN
FIND TYCHO A HOME!
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HI, THERE, BUDDY.
HEY, TYCHO.
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TYCHO? EMILY,
WE TALKED ABOUT
NAMING THE ANIMALS.
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IT JUST
MAKES IT HARDER WHEN...
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THINGS DON'T WORK OUT.
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BUT I'VE BEEN
WORKING WITH HIM,
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TRAINING HIM.
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HE'S REALLY VERY SWEET.
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AND...I TAUGHT HIM A TRICK.
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HEY! HEY!
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UM, NO, STOP IT.
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UM, THAT WASN'T
THE TRICK.
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EMILY, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
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WE CAN'T SAVE 'EM ALL.
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IT'S OK, TYCHO.
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WE'LL FIND YOU A HOME.
I PROMISE.
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Calvin: YOU KNOW,
IT'S MY DREAM
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TO GET
GOTHAM MAN #1.
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YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
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THE DARK DRAGON
CHRONICLES
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REPRESENTS THE
PINNACLE OF THE
GOTHAM MAN LEGACY.
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BUT I MEAN,
THE ORIGINAL GOTHAM MAN,
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HE'S, LIKE--
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HEY, CALVIN!
POP-A-WHEELER!
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WE NEED
TO TALK, MAN.
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HEY, MAMA.
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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DON'T MIND IF WE USE
THIS SPACE A LITTLE BIT,
DO YOU?
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NO, YOU GO AHEAD, BABY.
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CALVIN, HAVE A SEAT.
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OK. SEAT?
THAT AIN'T GONNA HURT.
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LISTEN, MAN.
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TONIGHT IS THE LAST
GAME OF THE SEASON.
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WE WIN THIS GAME,
WE CLINCH REGIONALS.
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YOU GUYS ARE
6 1/2 POINT FAVORITES.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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WESTLAKE SOMEHOW
GOT A HOLD OF
OUR PLAYBOOK,
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AND THEY'RE
GONNA KNOW ALL
OF OUR SCHEMES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT
GONNA COST US?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I WOULDN'T JUST DO IT
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IN THE NAME OF
GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP?
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YOU KNOW, SCHOOL SPIRIT?
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'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, CALVIN.
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OK, GOOD ENOUGH
FOR ME.
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COME ON, FIGG.
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HOOK ME UP, MAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
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THE GAME STARTS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS!
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I'M THINKING
GOTHAM MAN NUMBER 43.
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TRADE.
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BUT HOW AND WHO?
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YOU KNOW, UM,
SIMON GIMPLE?
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SURE, HE GOES
TO WESTLAKE.
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YEAH, HE'S ALSO
THE BASKETBALL TEAM
EQUIPMENT MANAGER.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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HELLO?
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SO, HOW'S
THE PIZZA, SIMON?
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CALVIN?
WHERE ARE YOU?
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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DID YOU BRING IT?
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UM...
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Announcer: AND NOW,
TO AMAZE, EXCITE,
AND INSPIRE,
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THE BEDFORD HIGH
PRE-GAME PREP COMMITTEE
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IS PROUD TO PRESENT
PRESTON PRICE
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AND HIS WONDER DOG JACQUES!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IT IS OUR HOPE THAT
JACQUES' RIVETING PERFORMANCE
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WILL INSPIRE YOU ALL
TO BE CHAMPIONS.
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OK. OK.
Man: DO IT!
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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COULD YOU GUYS
STEP AWAY FROM
JACQUES, PLEASE?
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HOP UP!
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AH, GOOD BOY.
GOOD BOY.
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OH, ISN'T THAT
LITTLE DOG CUTE?!
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CALVIN, WE NEED
THAT BOOK.
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I BROUGHT IT,
BUT, UH--
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SIMON, COME ON, MAN,
WE HAD A DEAL. OK?
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00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:45,305
NOW SLIP IT IN
ONE OF THE NEWSPAPERS
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IN THE RACK,
BY THE DOOR. YEAH.
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LOOK, CALVIN,
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
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GET ME SOMETHING COOL
FOR THIS.
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SOMETHING HI-TECH.
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MAN, YOU'RE HOLDING IT.
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THAT CELL PHONE
IS A RANYO SCH-600, MAN.
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00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,029
THAT CELL PHONE
DOESN'T EVEN
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COME OUT IN THE U.S.
UNTIL NEXT YEAR. ENJOY.
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I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.
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I FEEL LIKE
A TRAITOR OR SOMETHING.
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CALVIN? HELLO?
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ARE YOU THERE? HELLO?
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CALVIN, ARE
YOU THERE? HELLO?
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GOOD BOY. GOD BOY.
LET'S SKATEBOARD.
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GOOD BOY.
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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[CROWD YAWNS]
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THANK YOU.
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JACQUES AND I THANK YOU.
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IF JACQUES AND I DIDN'T
FIRE UP THIS TEAM,
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NOTHING WILL.
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[CROWD CHEERS
AND BAND PLAYS]
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YO, FIGG!
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COME HERE!
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WHERE'S CALVIN
AT, MAN?
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00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:05,752
WE'RE GONNA GET
CRUSHED OUT THERE!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HE'LL BE HERE.
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THIS IS JUST LIKE
ISSUE 511 OF GOTHAM MAN.
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All: WHAT?!
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WHERE THE NAMELESS ONE
STOLE THE BLUEPRINTS
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FROM THE GOTHAM CAVE.
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FIGG, IF WE
LOSE THIS GAME,
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WE'RE GONNA
NEED SOMEONE
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TO TAKE OUR
FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON,
ARE YOU FEELIN' ME?
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All: WILDCATS!
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00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,507
GO, WILDCATS!
239
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,449
YO, FIGG!
240
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,151
OH, CALVIN.
241
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:46,960
YO, THIS SHOULD
EVEN THINGS UP A LITTLE.
242
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,930
HA HA!
THE WESTLAKE PLAYBOOK!
243
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:50,898
YES!
YEAH!
244
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,132
CALVIN,
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU PULLED THIS OFF.
245
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,102
RICH, PLEASE,
PAY THE MAN.
246
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,138
GRR! HA!
247
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,311
GOTHAM MAN. ISSUE #2.
248
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,145
All: OOH.
249
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,915
WE ARE GOING TO
WIN THIS THING, GUYS.
250
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,916
THIS IS
PROMISED LAND TIME,
251
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,017
AND I'M TAKIN' US THERE,
Y'ALL!
252
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,318
COME ON! LET'S DO THIS!
253
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,387
LET'S GO!
254
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,964
WHOO! YEAH, BABY!
GAME TIME, BABY! YEAH!
255
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,100
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
256
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,169
IT'S ME AND JACQUES.
257
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:35,108
OUR CHAMPIONSHIP SPIRIT
IS, LIKE, TOTALLY CONTAGIOUS.
258
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,044
* DO YOU HAVE THE STUFF
TO BE A CHAMPION? *
259
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,478
* GOTTA FEEL THE LIFE,
GOTTA FEEL THE THUNDER *
260
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,348
* DEAL WITH ANGUISH, ANGER,
REACH DOWN IN YOURSELF *
261
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,383
* HIS PLAYING'S NO STRANGER,
YOU CAN TELL *
262
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,285
* MOMENTS AND OPPONENTS
ARE BROKEN DOWN *
263
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,987
* YOU NEED A BRAVE HEART,
GOTTA PLAY ON *
264
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,156
* WITH POWER, SKILL,
AND GRACE *
265
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,359
* WE WILL DISGRACE ANYONE
WHO STEPS IN MY FACE *
266
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,660
* NOW I'M GONNA PRESS YOU
267
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,496
* WE'RE THE NEW SCHOOL,
TAKE A DOUBLE SCOOP *
268
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,664
* SO WE'RE TAKING ON
ALL WE WANT *
269
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:02,102
* AND WE'VE BEEN LEARNIN'
AND REHEARSIN'
FOR A REASON *
270
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,570
* GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS?
271
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,273
* I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA BURN IT ALL THE WAY *
272
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,607
* GUESS WHO'S OUT OF GAS?
273
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:12,912
* I DO WHAT WE WANT,
AND WE'RE HERE TO STAY *
274
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,653
WE WOULD
LIKE TO THANK
275
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,223
THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY
OF BEDFORD JUNIOR HIGH
276
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,026
WHO CAME OUT HERE
FOR THIS SEASON
277
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,060
TO SUPPORT US.
278
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,129
COME ON, Y'ALL.
279
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,731
BUT WE COULD NOT
HAVE DONE THIS
280
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,566
WITHOUT THE HELP
OF A VERY,
281
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,035
VERY SPECIAL FAN.
282
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,104
WE ARE DEDICATING
THIS ONE TO HIM.
283
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,271
THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING.
284
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,706
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
285
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,274
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
286
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,042
IT WAS THE LEAST
I COULD DO.
287
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:46,146
CALVIN WHEELER!
GIVE IT UP, Y'ALL!
288
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,466
HEY, MOM. HI, DAD.
289
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,071
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
290
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,605
DID SOMEBODY DIE?
291
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,676
MM-HMM.
MR. GRADE POINT AVERAGE.
292
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,114
MY GRADE
POINT AVERAGE? HMM?
293
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,383
NO WAY,
THAT CANNOT BE MINE.
294
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,318
I AM PASSING
EVERY CLASS.
295
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,120
NO, YOU ARE BARELY
PASSING EVERY CLASS.
296
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,621
YOU'RE DOING
JUST ENOUGH TO GET BY.
297
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,357
AND NOT JUST AT SCHOOL.
298
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,760
TAKE THE GARBAGE,
FOR EXAMPLE.
299
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:34,727
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
300
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,130
DID LOU AND THRASH
FORGET THE LAWN
TRIMMINGS?
301
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,699
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA TALK
TO THEM.
302
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,201
YOU'RE MISSING
THE POINT, CALVIN.
303
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,036
WE ASKED YOU
TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT.
304
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,205
ALL YOUR TEACHERS SAY
YOU'RE BRIGHT AND POPULAR,
305
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,373
BUT THAT IS
NOT ENOUGH, CALVIN!
306
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,676
LOOK, WE WANT YOU
TO GO TO COLLEGE,
HAVE A REAL FUTURE,
307
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,577
BUT THAT'S
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
308
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,714
IF YOU KEEP TAKING
EVERY SHORTCUT YOU CAN.
309
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,730
ISSUE #2 DOWN,
ISSUE #1 TO GO.
310
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,374
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
311
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:27,814
THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE.
312
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,150
WHAT'S UP, FIGG?
313
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,621
FIGG? FIGG, YOU OK?
314
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,093
NONG'S COMICS. MAIN
STREET GO!
315
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,812
THAT...
316
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,283
THAT CAN'T BE
WHAT I THINK IT IS.
317
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,153
1947.
GOTHAM MAN.
318
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,555
NUMERO UNO.
319
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,824
EDITION ONE.
320
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,626
[SPRAYING]
BUT...
321
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,463
THERE'S ONLY
8 KNOWN COPIES
322
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,466
IN EXISTENCE.
323
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:23,670
LOOK AT
THE PRICE, CALVIN.
324
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,207
$3,000?
325
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,377
THERE'S NO WAY.
326
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:36,216
YOUR CURRENT NET WORTH
IS $144.63.
327
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,618
SO, THAT MEANS
I'LL NEED TO RAISE...
328
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:42,655
LESS 3,000.
329
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,857
$2,855.37.
330
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,528
NOT INCLUDING TAX.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
331
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,862
IT'S WHAT?
332
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,800
WHAT DO WE SAY
ABOUT "THE IMPOSSIBLE?"
333
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,902
OK. OK.
334
00:18:55,935 --> 00:19:01,541
EXPECT...THE IMPOSSIBLE!
335
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,879
FIGG! GET DOWN!
336
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,220
ALL RIGHT.
337
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,354
CAREFUL.
338
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,656
NOT THERE,
YOU DUFUS.
339
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,691
JACQUES AND I
NEED A FULL 100 FEET
340
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,660
FOR OUR TRAINING.
341
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,561
[DOG BARKS]
342
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,930
JACQUES!
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
343
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,466
AAH!
344
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,801
GET AWAY FROM JACQUES!
345
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,769
[GROANING]
346
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,304
OH, JACQUES,
MY PRECIOUS.
347
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,907
DID THAT BAD,
BAD BOY HURT YOU?
348
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,544
ARE YOU CRAZY?
349
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,247
THAT LITTLE RAT
OF YOURS ATTACKED ME.
350
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,848
THIS...RAT...
351
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,718
HAPPENS TO BE
JEAN JACQUES
ST. GERMAINE DE DUPREE.
352
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,655
HE'S AN AWARD-WINNING
PURE-BRED TERRIER.
353
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,923
WE'VE WON
ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S
354
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,893
TOP DOG INVITATIONAL
2 YEARS IN A ROW.
355
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,595
CONGRATULATIONS.
356
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,930
IF I EVER DECIDE
TO GIVE A FLYING WHOOP,
357
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,766
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
358
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,503
YEAH?
WELL, WHOOP ON THIS.
359
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,772
FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000.
360
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,808
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
361
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:09,842
$5,000.
362
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,279
WE DEFEND
OUR TITLE IN 2 WEEKS
363
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,547
AT THE BEDFORD
CIVIC CENTER.
364
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,916
ACCORDING TO
THE ROYAL HOUND
TOP DOG RULE BOOK,
365
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,386
THEIR INVITATIONAL
FINALS IS HELD
ONCE A YEAR.
366
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,720
IN ORDER TO QUALIFY,
367
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,721
YOU HAVE TO
PLACE FIRST
368
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,922
IN AT LEAST
ONE REGULAR SEASON
369
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,424
TOP DOG EVENT.
370
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,327
WIN ONE EVENT TO QUALIFY?
NO PROBLEM.
371
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,996
Woman: SHH.
372
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,300
THAT GETS YOU AN
AUTOMATIC INVITATION
373
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,701
TO THE TOP
DOG FINALS.
374
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,968
IT'S A
FREESTYLE EVENT
375
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,837
JUDGED ON A SCALE
OF ONE TO 100.
376
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,506
THE OWNER OF
THE DOG MUST PERFORM
377
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,873
A 90-SECOND ROUTINE.
378
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,509
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
379
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,710
TRICKS, ACROBATICS,
380
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,911
WHATEVER WILL
IMPRESS THE JUDGES.
381
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,980
SOUNDS LIKE EASY MONEY.
HA HA HA!
382
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:48,981
Woman: SHH!
383
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,952
YEAH, EXCEPT
THE TOP DOG SEASON
IS ALMOST OVER,
384
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,487
AND WE HAPPEN
TO BE MISSING
385
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,423
SOMETHING
KIND OF IMPORTANT.
386
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:59,058
LIKE WHAT?
387
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,662
Woman: SHH!
388
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,866
A DOG.
389
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,969
THIS ONE'S 850.
390
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,472
850?
391
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,340
DOLLARS?!
392
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,343
CALVIN, THESE ARE
REAL, PURE-BRED DOGS.
393
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,944
THEY COST REAL MONEY.
394
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:22,349
YEAH, YEAH, WE NEED ONE
WE CAN GET REAL CHEAP.
395
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,419
WHAT'S THIS SAY?
396
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,656
CENTRAL CITY
ANIMAL SHELTER?
397
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,401
HELLO, THERE.
398
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,569
SUGAR WOOGAR.
399
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,371
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
400
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,006
HELLO. HELLO,
LITTLE BUDDY.
401
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,448
CALVIN?
402
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,551
OH, HEY, EMILY.
403
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,491
SO, HOW DOES
THIS WORK?
404
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,927
HOW DOES
WHAT WORK, EXACTLY?
405
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,462
YOU KNOW!
406
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,632
ME, YOU KNOW,
GETTING A DOG.
407
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,602
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
408
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,370
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
HOLD MY PUPPY
409
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,905
WHEN I BROUGHT HIM IN
FOR SHOW AND TELL
410
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,473
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
411
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,909
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
412
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,677
YOU SAID THAT
ANIMALS WERE DIRTY.
413
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,745
YOU REMEMBER THAT?
414
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,114
CALVIN, I HAVE
KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS!
415
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:28,948
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING
416
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,518
UNLESS THERE'S
SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU.
417
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,019
YOU KNOW WHAT?
418
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,555
I THOUGHT MAYBE
ADOPTING A DOG
419
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,489
WOULD BE
GOOD FOR ME,
420
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,426
HELP ME TURN OVER
A NEW LEAF.
421
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,962
MAYBE I CAME TO
THE WRONG PLACE.
422
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,466
CALVIN, WAIT.
423
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:50,537
UM, THERE IS ONE DOG.
424
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:52,772
WHAT IS THAT THING?
425
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,941
I NAMED HIM TYCHO.
426
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,681
AW, HE LIKES YOU.
427
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,016
AW, GOOD BOY, TYCHO.
428
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:05,752
OK. LOOK. OK.
429
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,821
ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY,
430
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,959
100% SURE THIS IS
THE ONLY DOG AVAILABLE?
431
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,728
AAH!
432
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:16,963
TYCHO! NO!
433
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,466
GIVE ME THE SHIRT!
GIVE ME!
434
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,834
TYCHO, WILL YOU
LET GO OF HIS SHIRT?
435
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,571
PLEASE, TYCHO.
GIVE ME THE SHIRT.
436
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,872
OHH!
437
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,907
HE LOVES TO
PLAY TUG-OF-WAR.
438
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,044
TAKE HIM OR LEAVE HIM.
439
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,883
OH, AND DO ME A FAVOR.
440
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:41,020
DON'T BUY
ANY ROYAL HOUND
BRAND DOG FOOD
441
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,490
OR ANY OF THEIR PRODUCTS.
442
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,858
THEY SPONSOR THESE
HORRIBLE DOG SHOWS
443
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,994
AND I CAN'T STAND SEEING
ANIMALS EXPLOITED.
444
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:51,764
OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. HEH.
ME, NEITHER.
445
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,132
OK, UM...
446
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,836
ALL YOU NEED IS
A SIGNATURE FROM
A PARENT OR GUARDIAN.
447
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:01,541
THAT'S NOT GOING
TO BE A PROBLEM, IS IT?
448
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:06,045
NO, UH...OF COURSE NOT.
449
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,954
PROMISE YOU WILL
WORK HARDER NEXT SEMESTER?
450
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,856
I MEAN IT THIS TIME,
CALVIN. NO SHORTCUTS.
451
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,926
I'LL BRING UP MY MARKS,
I PROMISE, OK?
452
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,496
OK. NOW DON'T FORGET.
SIGN HERE...
453
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,864
[YAWNING]
454
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,966
AND RIGHT DOWN THERE.
455
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:27,867
HERE?
456
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,802
OK.
457
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,139
THANK YOU, MOM.
458
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,042
[SLURPING]
459
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:36,909
[GROANING]
460
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,878
ECCH!
461
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,981
OK, OK.
SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
462
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,983
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,
ABOUT GERMS?
463
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,217
NO, ACTUALLY HE SHOULD.
464
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,920
A DOG'S MOUTH IS CLEANER
THAN A HUMAN'S.
465
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,589
[TYCHO DRINKING FROM TOILET]
466
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:53,760
I FIND THAT VERY HARD
TO BELIEVE.
467
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,795
TYCHO!
468
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,163
COME HERE, BOY.
469
00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,798
COME HERE. TCH TCH!
470
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:04,003
OK, NOW THIS IS MY
HOME NUMBER.
471
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:04,871
OK.
472
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,973
GIVE ME A CALL
IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
473
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,642
AND I'LL BE COMING BY
YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT 10 DAYS.
474
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,843
REALLY?
475
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:13,279
YEAH. IT'S A STANDARD
POST-ADOPTION INTERVIEW.
476
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:16,048
JUST MAKE SURE THAT
YOU'RE FIT AS AN OWNER.
477
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:16,883
COOL.
478
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,851
COME ON, BUDDY.
COME ON.
479
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:22,054
CALVIN, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS DOG NOW.
480
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,823
YOU DO REALIZE THAT?
481
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,925
HEY, NO PROBLEM.
482
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,059
[WOOF WOOF]
483
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,728
OOH!
484
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,096
[SIGHS]
485
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,098
OK, LET'S GO.
486
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,036
ALL RIGHT. GIDDY-UP!
487
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,105
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
488
00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,073
I'M NOT GONNA PULL YOU, OK?
489
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,209
YOU ARE GONNA PULL ME, OK?
490
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,977
OK. LET'S GO.
491
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:47,113
[ARF ARF]
492
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,149
[WOOF]
WHOA!
493
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,317
* WHO WANTS SOME FUN?
494
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,685
* BREAK OUT THE FUN
495
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,587
* WHO WANTS SOME FUN?
496
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:55,822
* BREAK OUT THE FUN
497
00:25:55,855 --> 00:25:58,290
* CAN WE RUN AND HOP
AND JUMP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH *
498
00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:03,730
* CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP
AND KEEP IT BOLD? *
499
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:08,835
WHOA!
500
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,102
UNH!
501
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,172
TYCHO! SIT!
502
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:16,643
TYCHO!
503
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:17,777
TYCHO!
504
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:18,978
WHOA!
505
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,880
* CAN WE RUN AND HOP AND JUMP
AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH? *
506
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:25,184
* CAN WE RUN AND HOP
AND JUMP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH *
507
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:28,054
TYCHO!
508
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,355
THIS IS GETTIN' RIDICULOUS!
509
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:32,058
YOU STAY RIGHT THERE!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
510
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,126
DON'T YOU MOVE.
511
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,629
OK, HURRY UP.
512
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:37,363
WHOA!
513
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,931
* WE HAVE TO SHOW
THAT WE CAN *
514
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:42,935
* RUN AND JUMP AND HOP
AND KEEP A LOW SUGAR RUSH *
515
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,136
WHOA!
516
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:51,010
* CAN WE RUN AND JUMP
AND HOP AND KEEP
A LOW SUGAR RUSH? *
517
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,311
* KEEP IT BOLD,
KEEP IT BOLD *
518
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,380
WHOA! OH--OH!
519
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,282
[WHIMPERS]
520
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,753
WHERE'D TYCHO GO? OHH!
521
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,055
TYCHO?
522
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:06,092
OHH!
523
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,927
OH HO!
524
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,963
YEAH! CAUGHT YA!
HA HA HA HA!
525
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,232
ME AND YOU GOTTA
HAVE A TALK.
526
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,967
WHOA! NO! STOP! WHOA!
527
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,903
LOOK OUT!
528
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:17,837
DO YOU HEAR ME? BAD DOG!
529
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:23,042
NO, NO! NOT THE HILL,
PLEASE! NOT THE HILL!
530
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,978
TYCHO! TYCHO!
GET BACK HERE!
531
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,718
STOP! STOP, TYCHO!
STOP! I'M LOSIN' MY GRIP!
532
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,754
TYCHO!
533
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:38,224
OH, TYCHO! AAH!
534
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:42,061
AAH! NO!
535
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:47,166
AAH!
536
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,801
[WOOF]
537
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:50,770
[WHIMPERS]
538
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,739
[COUGHING]
539
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,041
[WOOF]
540
00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:58,377
[WOOF]
541
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,048
OH, TYCHO!
542
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,884
COME ON, MAN.
IT'S JUST FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
543
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,085
I DON'T KNOW, CALVIN.
544
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:07,386
LOOK, MAN, YOU WON'T
EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE.
545
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,022
WHY CAN'T HE JUST
STAY WITH YOU?
546
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:10,990
ARE YOU CRAZY?
547
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,759
MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN
LET ME HAVE A GOLDFISH.
548
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:16,428
LOOK, MAN, THIS IS JUST LIKE
ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN,
549
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:19,065
WHEN HE HAD TO TAME
THOSE WILD STAMPEDING
BUFFALO MUTANTS?
550
00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:23,102
YEAH, BUT GOTHAM MAN HAS,
LIKE, SUPER POWERS.
551
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,738
SO DO YOU.
552
00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,142
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW IT YET.
553
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:34,046
CALVIN. CALVIN,
YOU CAN'T BE SE--
554
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,983
[WOOF WOOF]
555
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:40,820
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
556
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,829
HEY, MAN, YOU OK?
557
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:50,930
7 POUNDS.
558
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,932
THAT'S THE WEIGHT LIMIT
ALLOWED FOR PETS
559
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:56,102
AT MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.
7 POUNDS.
560
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,137
COME ON, FIGG, MAN,
I WAS COUNTING ON YOU.
561
00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,372
ISSUE 723 OF GOTHAM MAN.
REMEMBER?
562
00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:04,176
GOTHAM MAN'S LANDLORD
NEVER THREATENED
TO EVICT HIM.
563
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:05,377
[WOOF WOOF]
564
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:09,882
TYCHO'S, LIKE, 24 TIMES
OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT.
565
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,451
RIGHT. LET'S JUST
GET HIM IN HERE.
566
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,854
[WOOF]
SHH! SHH! SHH!
567
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,288
GO! GO.
568
00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,223
GOSH.
569
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,993
[SCOFFS] LATER, MAN.
570
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:22,962
LATER.
571
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:25,898
HEY!
572
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:26,632
HEY, HEY, HEY.
573
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:28,968
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, BUDDY?
574
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,003
YOU ARE A GUEST
IN MY HOME.
575
00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:31,938
[WOOF WOOF]
576
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,339
HEY, HEY, HEY.
SHH! SHH!
577
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,040
CONTROL YOURSELF.
578
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,142
OK, LOOK.
YOU SLEEP HERE. OK?
579
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:37,209
[WOOF]
580
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:39,178
HEY! HEY.
581
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,579
YOU--OK, COME ON.
582
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,114
GET ON.
583
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,515
[WOOF]
584
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:44,817
ALL RIGHT. SHH!
585
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:45,818
QUIET. OK?
586
00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:46,485
[WHIMPERS]
587
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:47,586
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
588
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,022
YOU JUST SLEEP--
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?
589
00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:51,023
GO LIKE THIS.
590
00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,826
GO JUST LIKE THIS.
591
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,463
[WHIMPERS]
592
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,100
SAY, YOU'RE SLICK.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
593
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,069
FINALLY!
594
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:06,572
OK? SEE? SLEEP TIME.
595
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:09,041
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.
596
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,982
OH! HEY. HEY, HEY.
597
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,850
HEY.
598
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,320
[GRRR]
599
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,323
[SNORING]
600
00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,464
[SNORING]
601
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,306
HEY, SWEETIE, ARE YOU OK?
602
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,007
HUH?
603
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,908
HEARD YOU SNORING
LAST NIGHT.
604
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:44,944
IT SOUNDED AWFUL.
ARE YOU GETTING A COLD?
605
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:48,915
UH...UH, YEAH.
[FAKES COUGHING]
606
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:51,583
I'M COMING DOWN
WITH SOMETHING.
'CHOO!
607
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:52,451
EXCUSE ME.
608
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:53,652
AND ONE MORE THING, CALVIN.
609
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:57,389
YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.
YOU REALLY NEED TO
SHOWER EVERY DAY.
610
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,894
[SNIFFING]
611
00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:03,495
OK. THERE'S ONLY ONE
SANCTIONED EVENT LEFT
612
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,331
IN THE TOP DOG REGULAR
SEASON CIRCUIT.
613
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:10,002
IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE
TO GET AN INVITATION
TO THE TOP DOG FINALS.
614
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,037
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN IT.
615
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,471
"OWNERS MUST
LEAD THEIR DOGS
616
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,305
"THROUGH A SERIES
617
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,473
"OF RAMPS, TUNNELS,
AND WATER HAZARDS.
618
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:19,311
TIME PENALTIES WILL BE
ASSESSED FOR EACH MISSED
OBSTACLE."
619
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,082
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT?
620
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,216
[GRRR]
621
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:27,619
WELL, WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE COMPETING
IN THE DOG SHOW
622
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:28,654
WITH JEAN JACQUESQUISE,
623
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:32,224
ANCIENT DOO DOO,
I DECIDED TO PUT
MY DOG IN THERE.
624
00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,292
[GRRR]
625
00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:34,026
[WHIMPERS]
626
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,294
YOU MAY BE A BIG
DEAL AT SCHOOL,
627
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:38,530
BUT DOG SHOWS ARE
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
628
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,066
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
629
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,533
I WILL DESTROY YOU.
630
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,036
CHILL, PRESTON. LOOK, MAN,
631
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,973
I'M NOT TRYING TO STEP
ON ANYBODY'S TOES HERE.
632
00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:47,673
OK?
633
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:48,774
YOU LISTEN TO ME
VERY CLOSELY.
634
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:51,543
WHATEVER SCHEME YOU'RE
PLANNING WITH THAT
MANGY MUTT,
635
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,646
YOU BETTER JUST
DROP IT NOW. OK?
636
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,583
CONSIDER YOURSELF
WARNED.
637
00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,051
[GRRR]
638
00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,087
HEY!
639
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,155
HEY, HEY, HEY.
640
00:32:03,189 --> 00:32:04,957
OH--UNH!
[WOOF]
641
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,725
[BARKING]
642
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,060
NO, MAN!
643
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,628
I GOT HIM!
OHH...
644
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,196
UNH!
645
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,131
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING]
646
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:12,764
JACQUES!
TYCHO!
647
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:14,366
HELP ME, JACQUES,
PLEASE!
648
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,534
TYCHO!
649
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:16,668
OHH...
650
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:17,736
[WOOF]
651
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,006
TYCHO! COME BACK HERE!
652
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,207
TYCHO!
OHH...
653
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,143
OOF! OHH...
654
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:27,546
OH, JACQUES, I'M SORRY.
655
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,986
STUPID DOG.
656
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:45,031
YOU'RE SUCH A MESS.
657
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,732
OHH!
OHH!
658
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,435
[LAUGHING]
HEY--HEY, MAN!
659
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,602
STOP!
660
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,238
DON'T--OH! OH!
661
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:54,773
H-HOW'S THAT,
HUH, CALVIN?
662
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,708
OH! OH--[LAUGHING]
663
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:59,078
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GETTIN' YOU. OK.
664
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,646
CALVIN, COME ON.
665
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,081
GET HIM, TYCHO.
666
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,050
OH, TYCHO, STOP!
667
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,619
Figg: CALVIN!
668
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:11,123
AAH--UHH! OH--
669
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,059
DUDE, YOUR MOM'S HOME!
670
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:16,028
OH--OH--UH--
671
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,103
OH, HEY, KIDS.
672
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:24,803
WHAT YOU DOIN'?
673
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:28,107
WE'RE JUST,
UM...HEH...
674
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:28,940
CHILLIN'.
675
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,143
CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN,
MRS. WHEELER.
676
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,311
YEAH, CHILLIN'.
677
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,547
Calvin: HEH. YEAH.
678
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,126
[TYCHO WHIMPERS]
679
00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:51,097
[WHIMPERING]
680
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:02,674
[WHIMPERING]
681
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,111
[SKATEBOARD]
682
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:06,845
[BARKING]
683
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,382
WHAT, MAN?
I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.
684
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,317
[WOOF WOOF]
685
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:14,820
* DID YOU EVER WONDER
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE *
686
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:18,157
* LOOKIN' UP FROM
THE KITCHEN FLOOR? *
687
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:22,361
* THEY PAT YOU ON THE HEAD
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY *
688
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:26,465
* THAT'S THE WAY IT
FEELS WHEN YOU'RE A DOG *
689
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:30,269
* THEY KICK YOU OFF THE COUCH
AND TELL YOU TO STAY *
690
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:33,772
* AND PUT YOU OUT AND THEN
THEY LOCK THE DOOR *
691
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:37,743
* THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND
A WORD THAT YOU SAY *
692
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:41,380
* THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS
WHEN YOU'RE A DOG *
693
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,750
* THAT'S THE HONEST TRUTH
ABOUT THE WAY IT IS *
694
00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:49,121
* WHEN YOU'RE A DOG
695
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:52,891
* AND WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO
IS BE A BEST FRIEND *
696
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:56,528
* THAT'S THE WAY IT FEELS
WHEN YOU'RE A... *
697
00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,531
* DOG
698
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,600
TYCHO?
699
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,371
TYCHO!
700
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:08,240
COME HERE, TYCHO.
701
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,842
[WHISTLES]
702
00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,414
[TRIPS OVER OBJECT]
703
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,920
SORRY MOTHER MOLASSES!
704
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,256
TY-TYCHO?
705
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,693
TYCHO?
706
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:30,862
TYCHO.
707
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:34,433
TY-TYCHO! DON'T YOU RUN.
708
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,712
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDIN' ME!
709
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,381
MAN, I GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF SIGHT.
710
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:51,250
NO WAY.
711
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,884
OK.
712
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,320
COME ON. OK. OK.
713
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,421
COME ON. STAY. STAY.
714
00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:57,589
JUST STAY, OK? STAY. STAY.
715
00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:58,890
STAY. STAY.
716
00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:01,927
[WHINES, GROWLS]
717
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,964
CALVIN?
718
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,634
OH! HEY, GUYS!
719
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,203
I WAS JUST, UH, UM...
720
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,404
FIXING A SNACK.
721
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:13,472
WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?
722
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,540
AND STOP FIDGETING.
723
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:17,609
I KNOW YOU'RE
UP TO SOMETHING.
724
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,877
ARE YOU OK, SON?
725
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:20,479
WAIT! WAIT!
726
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,581
THIS IS--
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
727
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:23,849
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
728
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,717
WE CAN STAY HERE!
729
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,985
WE CAN STAY HERE.
730
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,488
WE CAN STILL STAY HERE,
YEAH.
731
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,922
DAD, DAD, LOOK.
732
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:31,923
SEE, UM, I JUST--
733
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,459
JUST HAD A COUPLE
OF FRIENDS OVER,
THAT'S ALL.
734
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,994
THAT'S ALL?!
CALVIN, LOOK AT THIS MESS.
735
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,364
IT LOOKS LIKE FOREIGN AGENTS
RANSACKED OUR KITCHEN
736
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,466
AND DIDN'T FIND WHAT
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.
737
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:41,933
THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK.
738
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,435
LOOK, LOOK.
739
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,471
LOOK, LOOK, UM--
740
00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:46,638
LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN--
741
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,374
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S HEAR IT.
742
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,207
MM-HMM. OK.
743
00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:51,277
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
THIS IS ALL MY--
744
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,478
I'LL CLEAN IT UP--
745
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,312
HOLD ON, YOUNG MAN--
746
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,145
OK, DAD, I'LL DO IT,
I'LL CLEAN IT UP.
747
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:56,682
THINK ABOUT IT.
HE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
748
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,784
HE DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE
ANY EXCUSES
749
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,919
AND HE DIDN'T
BLAME ANYBODY ELSE.
750
00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:01,920
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
751
00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:06,592
I'VE EVER HEARD CALVIN
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR...
752
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,394
ANYTHING.
753
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:13,965
I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN KNOWS
WHERE WE KEEP THE MOP.
754
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,535
WE'LL LEAVE HIM.
755
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,511
OH--OH...
756
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:26,845
COME ON, TYCHO, COME ON.
757
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:29,715
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
758
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:30,816
QUIET.
759
00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:31,850
ALL RIGHT.
760
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,985
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
761
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:45,964
TYCHO?
762
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,933
TY-TY-TYCHO?
763
00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,302
TYCHO, MAN--
764
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,671
THESE ARE MY SNEAKERS!
765
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:53,872
[WHIMPERS]
766
00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:54,873
NO. NO.
767
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,708
NO, NO, NO.
768
00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,578
AND THIS IS MY GEOMETRY
HOMEWORK!
769
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,779
NOW, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA
770
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:01,947
HOW LONG IT TOOK ME
TO DO THAT?
771
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,583
NOW, YOU TELL ME,
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO TELL MY TEACHER--
772
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,718
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK?
773
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,921
CALVIN! WHO ARE YOU
YELLING AT?
774
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:10,689
UH...
775
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,658
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
776
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:13,525
YEAH, MOM!
777
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,626
I WAS JUST, UH...
778
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:17,028
DOING MY NIGHTLY
MEDITATIONS.
779
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:20,566
OHM...OHM...
780
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:21,700
[SNIFFING]
781
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:24,336
OHM...OHM...
782
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,677
BREAKIN' THE HOUSE,
CHEWIN' UP MY SNEAKERS,
783
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,779
EATING MY HOMEWORK.
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THIS DOG,
784
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,415
SO EVEN IF IT IS
ANOTHER WEEK...
785
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:38,049
[EXASPERATED GRUNT]
WE ARE OVER.
786
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,818
[WHIMPERS]
YOU HEAR ME?
787
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,887
[WOOF]
WE ARE OVER.
788
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,793
[WHIMPERING]
789
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:50,862
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL
790
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,898
TYCHO IS GOING RIGHT BACK
TO THE POUND.
791
00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,065
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW?
792
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,001
IT IS NOT WORTH IT.
793
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,703
CALVIN, HE'S YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
794
00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:58,804
NOT ANYMORE.
795
00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,838
HEY, CALVIN.
796
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,473
HOW YA DOIN', BUDDY?
797
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,575
WHAT'S UP, LEONARD?
WHAT'S UP, THRASH?
798
00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:06,478
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS GARBAGE DAY.
799
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,880
LOOK, THIS IS KIND OF
AWKWARD FOR US.
800
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,382
HOW DO I PUT THIS?
801
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,951
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS--
802
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,753
WE GOTTA POUND ON YOU.
803
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:15,987
[WOOF, GRRR]
804
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,989
FIGG, MAN,
GET OUTTA HERE.
805
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,057
NO WAY!
806
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,693
[WOOF]
807
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,129
[BARKING]
808
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,865
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,
CALVIN.
809
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,067
YEAH, WE LIKE YA.
EVERYONE DOES.
810
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,036
BUT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID.
811
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,070
IT'S BUSINESS.
812
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,405
YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT.
813
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,941
I MEAN--CAN I
AT LEAST ASK WHY?
814
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,009
IT'S, UH,
PRESTON PRICE.
815
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,578
HE WANTS
YOU AND YOUR DOG
816
00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:41,880
TO STAY AWAY
FROM THAT DOG SHOW.
817
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,582
AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO,
YOU KNOW,
818
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,016
ENCOURAGE YOU TO DROP OUT.
819
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,017
AND YOU KNOW HOW...
820
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,887
PERSUASIVE WE CAN BE.
821
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,688
[WOOF]
822
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,023
LOOK, MAN,
NONE OF THIS IS NECESSARY.
823
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:52,958
TELL PRESTON
I AM TAKING TYCHO
824
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,893
RIGHT BACK TO THE POUND
TODAY AFTER SCHOOL.
825
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,996
LOOK, WE STILL GOTTA
POUND ON YOU.
WE'VE ALREADY BEEN PAID.
826
00:39:58,029 --> 00:40:00,632
YEAH. WE GOT ETHICS
AND STUFF.
827
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:01,567
SORRY, CALVIN.
828
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,568
THERE'S NO TALKING YOUR WAY
OUT OF THIS ONE.
829
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:07,706
SO YOU WANT IT
IN THE FACE
OR THE GUT OR WHAT?
830
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,509
[BARKING]
831
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:16,181
SURPRISE ME.
832
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:19,585
WHAT IS THAT?!
OHH, NO!
833
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:20,185
AAH!
834
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:23,989
[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
835
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,891
OH! MAN! ARE Y'ALL OK?
836
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,960
[BOTH GROANING]
837
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,763
[LAUGHING]
838
00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:34,065
Calvin: YOU STUPID DOG!
839
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,233
COME ON, BUDDY! COME ON!
840
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:36,868
[WOOF WOOF]
HA HA HA!
841
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,737
HEEL!
842
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,972
OHH...
843
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,711
I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO FIX THAT GATE
FOR MONTHS.
844
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,979
SO LET'S RECAP.
845
00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,748
OUR SON IS JUST
SPONTANEOUSLY
846
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,617
DOING WORK AROUND THE HOUSE
847
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,019
WITHOUT EVEN BEING TOLD?
848
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,555
I DON'T THINK
IT'S OUR SON.
849
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,589
Calvin: HELLO?
850
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:58,256
YEAH, EMILY?
851
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,858
YEAH, IT'S CALVIN.
852
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,594
YEAH, UH,
SORRY TO CALL SO LATE,
853
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:03,461
IT'S JUST THAT, UH...
854
00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:06,898
I COULD REALLY USE
SOME HELP WITH TYCHO.
855
00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:09,835
WELL, NOTHING'S
REALLY WRONG.
856
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:10,769
IT'S JUST THAT...
857
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,573
HE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE
THAN I BARGAINED FOR.
858
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,942
OK, OK, SIT.
859
00:41:17,543 --> 00:41:19,110
BAD DOG. BAD--
860
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,880
I SAID SIT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SIT MEANS?
861
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:24,015
YOU CAN'T JUST
YELL AT HIM!
862
00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:26,151
HE'S DOIN' IT WRONG.
863
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,020
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY
TEACHING HIM THE DIFFERENCE?
864
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:32,624
REWARD HIM WHEN
HE DOES SOMETHING RIGHT.
865
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:34,960
[SIGHS] COME HERE.
866
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,095
COME HERE, TYCHO.
COME HERE.
867
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:39,030
OH, GOOD BOY!
868
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,198
YEAH, OK.
869
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,967
NOW SIT.
870
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,768
SIT.
871
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,836
YEAH! GOOD BOY!
872
00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:46,271
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
873
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,072
YEAH.
874
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,206
SO THAT'S IT?
875
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,075
JUST GIVE HIM FOOD?
876
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:53,111
A DOG NEEDS MORE
THAN JUST FOOD.
877
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,180
YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM
ENCOURAGEMENT,
878
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:56,948
PATIENCE, APPROVAL.
879
00:41:56,982 --> 00:42:00,619
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT
A DOG TO RESPOND TO YOU,
880
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:01,987
YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM LOVE.
881
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,623
YEAH, WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
882
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,257
* COOLIN' DOWN MY WORLD
883
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:11,162
* WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN
WITH YOU *
884
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:13,932
* CALLIN' DOWN THE CLOUDS
885
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:20,071
* AS THEY TRY TO SPOIL
THE VIEW *
886
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:22,674
* AND THEN CAME YOU
887
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:26,211
* THE SUN IS SHINING ON IT
ANYWHERE *
888
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:30,048
* THE LIGHT FIELDS FALL
IN SATURN'S RINGS *
889
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:34,119
* WHEN TOGETHER,
WE'RE AS LIGHT AS FEATHERS *
890
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,856
* ON A FALCON'S WING
891
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:43,995
* EVERYBODY TELLIN' ME
THERE'S NOTHING NEW *
892
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:45,030
* OHH OHH
893
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,098
* AND THEN CAME YOU
894
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,100
* AND THEN CAME YOU
895
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:51,269
AND YOU HAVE TO
PUT ASIDE YOUR NEEDS
896
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:52,971
FOR WHAT'S BEST
FOR THE DOG.
897
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:53,939
RIGHT. RIGHT.
898
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:57,008
EMILY, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
899
00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,109
FIRE AWAY.
900
00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:01,647
HOW DID YOU KNOW
GOTHAM MAN'S ARCHENEMY
WAS NAMELESS?
901
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,314
DUH. I READ THE COMICS.
902
00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,916
YOU READ THEM?
903
00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:09,054
OR DO YOU JUST SKIM
THROUGH THEM SOMETIMES MAYBE?
904
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,722
TEST ME.
905
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:11,690
OK, UH...
906
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:13,992
THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER
OF THE GOTHAM-MOBILE.
907
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:17,796
BEFORE OR AFTER
IT GOT TOTALED
IN ISSUE 533?
908
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,030
WHAT IS WITH
THE TRICK QUESTIONS?
909
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:23,635
HAVE YOU EVER
JUST BEEN STRAIGHT UP
AND REAL WITH A PERSON?
910
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,238
NO.
911
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:30,208
NEVER.
912
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:31,677
PAR FOR THE COURSE.
913
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,011
Calvin:
FIGG, I AM TELLING YOU,
914
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,914
EMILY WAS JUST AMAZING
WITH TYCHO TODAY.
915
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,082
DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
916
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,149
I THINK WE HAVE
A GOOD CHANCE
917
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:41,619
OF WINNING THAT OBSTACLE
COURSE EVENT.
918
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:45,390
MOM'S HOME EARLY.
919
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:53,131
CALVIN, FIGG, STAY OUTSIDE!
920
00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:55,033
THERE'S A BEAR
IN THE HOUSE.
921
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,302
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE BARRICADED IT
IN YOUR ROOM
922
00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,303
AND I'M CALLING 911.
923
00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:00,305
MOM, MOM, MOM,
CHILL, CHILL, CH--
924
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:00,772
SHH!
925
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,941
THAT'S NOT A BEAR.
926
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,242
THAT'S TYCHO.
927
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,912
MY DOG.
928
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,914
YOUR WHAT?
929
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,918
Mom: IT HAS TO GO BACK
TO THE POUND.
930
00:44:12,951 --> 00:44:14,219
Dad: NOW, HOLD ON.
931
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,754
I HAD A DOG
WHEN I WAS A KID.
932
00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:17,923
SKINNY LITTLE THING.
FOLLOWED ME HOME ONE DAY.
933
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,691
MY MOM AND DAD
LET ME KEEP IT.
934
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:22,360
WELL, HONEY,
IT'S VERY SWEET,
BUT I JUST...
935
00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:25,964
YOU KNOW...THE FUNNY THING
ABOUT HAVING A DOG--
936
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,232
THEY'RE A REAL PAIN.
937
00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:28,900
DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT,
938
00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:31,236
PEE ON THE RUG,
SLOBBER EVERYWHERE.
939
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:32,237
BUT YOU LOVE 'EM ANYWAY.
940
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:36,241
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THIS WOULD BE GOOD
FOR CALVIN.
941
00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:37,342
[WHIMPERING]
942
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,944
I'M SAYING THAT...
943
00:44:38,977 --> 00:44:42,347
LOVE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY SHORTCUTS.
944
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,085
[DOOR OPENS]
945
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:58,129
[TYCHO WHIMPERS]
946
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,799
OK...
947
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,068
TYCHO...
948
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:04,202
CAN STAY.
949
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:05,871
REALLY?
950
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,039
YAY! THANK YOU, MOM!
THANK YOU.
951
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,108
THANK YOU, DAD.
THANK YOU.
952
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:10,942
NOT SO FAST.
953
00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,011
THERE'S STILL
THE LITTLE MATTER OF YOU
954
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:16,748
TRICKING YOUR MOM INTO
SIGNING THE ADOPTION PAPERS.
955
00:45:16,782 --> 00:45:18,817
OH, YEAH. HA HA!
956
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,987
GUESS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
JUST SLIPPED MY MIND,
YOU KNOW?
957
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,321
Mom: NO TV,
958
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:25,090
NO CELL PHONE.
959
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:25,824
Dad: FOR 2 MONTHS.
960
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,458
AND YOUR GRADES
BETTER START...
961
00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:28,393
GETTING BETTER.
962
00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,529
THEY WILL, DAD!
I PROMISE.
963
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:36,167
YOU CAN STAY.
YOU CAN STAY.
964
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:42,307
* I'M
965
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,143
* A DOG
966
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:50,949
* I'M
967
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:54,419
* A DOG
968
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:59,090
* ONLY ONE CHANCE
TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME *
969
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,960
* YOU GET YOURS
WHEN I GET MINE *
970
00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:04,029
* 'CAUSE I'M
971
00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:06,898
* I'M A DOG
972
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:13,338
* CHASE
973
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:15,373
* YOUR TAIL
974
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:21,579
* CHASE
975
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:24,082
* YOUR TAIL
976
00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:29,921
* RUNNIN' AROUND
IN THE STREETS ALL DAY *
977
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:34,092
* FIND THE ANSWER
OR I MIGHT JUST STAY *
978
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:38,063
* STAY A DOG
979
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,334
[THUNDER]
980
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,574
[WHIMPERING]
981
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:53,111
GOOD LUCK, LITTLE GUY.
982
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,948
[THUNDER]
983
00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,050
[WHIMPERING]
984
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,419
IT'S OK, TYCHO.
985
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:04,455
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.
986
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:08,093
YOU'RE SAFE WITH ME.
987
00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,103
WELCOME, ONE AND ALL,
988
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:20,405
TO BEDFORD CIVIC AUDITORIUM,
989
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:22,273
THE SITE OF THE LAST
REGULAR SEASON EVENT
990
00:47:22,307 --> 00:47:26,277
IN ROYAL HOUND DOG FOOD'S
TOP DOG SHOW CIRCUIT.
991
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,179
TODAY WE'LL BE SEEING
THE OBEDIENCE
992
00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,080
AND OBSTACLE DOG TRIAL.
993
00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:31,516
WELL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE
THE MOST ATHLETIC
994
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:34,285
OF ALL TOP DOG
CANINE COMPETITIONS.
995
00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:37,188
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK.
OWNERS HAVE TO LEAD
THEIR DOGS
996
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,557
THROUGH A SERIES
OF OBSTACLES
IN A TEST OF SPEED
997
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:40,491
AND AGILITY.
998
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:41,592
AND, HOLLY, THE WINNERS
OF THIS COMPETITION
999
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:46,097
WILL GO ON
TO THE TOP DOG FINALS
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY.
1000
00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:47,632
THE EXCITEMENT
HAS ALREADY BEGUN
1001
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:49,467
HERE ON THE RED CARPET,
WHERE WE'VE SEEN DOGS
1002
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,938
OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES,
AND COLORS ARRIVING.
1003
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:55,006
HOLLY, I'M BEING TOLD
RIGHT NOW
1004
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,676
THAT TWO-TIME TOP DOG
DEFENDING CHAMPIONS
ARE PULLING UP.
1005
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,979
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK!
IT'S PRESTON PRICE
1006
00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:05,583
AND HIS CHAMPION PUREBRED
JEAN JACQUES ST. GERMAINE
DE DUPREE.
1007
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:06,551
PRESTON. PRESTON.
1008
00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,019
YOU AND JACQUES
HAVE ALREADY
1009
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:10,221
LOCKED UP AN INVITATION
TO NEXT WEEK'S FINAL.
1010
00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:12,223
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE TODAY?
1011
00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,559
NARROWING DOWN
THE COMPETITION, CHUCK.
1012
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,626
ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO.
1013
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:19,164
WHAT A WELL-GROOMED
BOY. [GIGGLES]
1014
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:24,269
YEAH?
1015
00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:26,237
OH, RIGHT.
1016
00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,639
PRESTON AND JACQUES
1017
00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:32,410
JUST MADE
QUITE AN ENTRANCE.
1018
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:33,678
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1019
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:37,382
IF THEY CAN ARRIVE
IN STYLE...
1020
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,451
SO CAN WE.
1021
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:43,955
HEY!
1022
00:48:43,989 --> 00:48:46,357
HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?
1023
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:49,427
THAT IS ONE BIG DOG
YOU GOT THERE. YEAH.
1024
00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:53,464
UM, UH, IT'S A GREAT DAY
FOR A DOG SHOW, ISN'T IT?
1025
00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:57,068
YEAH, YOU GOTTA LOVE
ROYAL HOUND. GOTTA GO.
1026
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:58,703
Emily: BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND!
1027
00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:01,139
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE, HOLLY?
1028
00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:04,075
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
THAT WAS A DOG, CHUCK.
1029
00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:05,510
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS!
1030
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:07,678
BOYCOTT
ROYAL HOUND!
1031
00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:09,047
Girl: HEY, NO DOG SHOWS!
1032
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,016
BOYCOTT ROYAL HOUND
DOG FOOD!
1033
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,018
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS
1034
00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:16,087
AND STOP THE EXPLOITATION
OF ANIMALS!
1035
00:49:16,121 --> 00:49:18,123
BOYCOTT DOG SHOWS!
1036
00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:20,758
[RAP SONG PLAYS]
* HAS ANYBODY GOT MY BONE?
1037
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,060
CHECK IT OUT.
1038
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:26,697
P.A.: OBEDIENCE GROUPS,
PLEASE REPORT TO THE EAST
HOLDING AREA.
1039
00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:30,335
SMALL AND WORKING BREEDS,
PLEASE REMAIN IN SET-UP.
1040
00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:31,369
[BARKING]
1041
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,138
LOOK HOW MANY OWNERS
LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THEIR DOGS.
1042
00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,173
* THERE'S A DOG COMIN'
DOWN THE STREET *
1043
00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:37,042
* GOTTA STOP
WHEN I PASS A TREE *
1044
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:41,046
* IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
THE CALL ME THE BAD DOG *
1045
00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:55,526
THAT BETTER NOT
HAPPEN TO ME.
1046
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,096
P.A.: ATTENTION
ALL COMPETITORS.
1047
00:49:58,129 --> 00:50:00,131
COMPETITORS...
1048
00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:01,066
HEY.
1049
00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,068
P.A.: SMALL AND MEDIUM
DOG CLASSIFICATIONS...
1050
00:50:03,101 --> 00:50:05,470
HEY, JACQUES-JACQUES,
JUICE-JUICE.
1051
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:06,304
[DOG YIPPING]
1052
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:09,040
P.A.: TURN THEM INTO
THE JUDGES PANEL.
1053
00:50:09,074 --> 00:50:11,809
ALL FORMS MUST BE
SUBMITTED BEFORE...
1054
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:12,743
[WHIMPERS]
1055
00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:15,713
YEAH, WE'RE HERE
TO SIGN IN.
1056
00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:17,648
WE DON'T USUALLY
GET NEW ENTRIES
1057
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:21,452
THIS LATE IN THE SEASON.
IT'S HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
1058
00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,222
WELL, UH...
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
1059
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,157
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
1060
00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:27,125
UH, EXCUSE ME.
1061
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:28,193
I'D HATE TO INTRUDE,
1062
00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:31,162
BUT SECTION ONE
OF THE ROYAL HOUND
TOP DOG RULEBOOK
1063
00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:33,764
CLEARLY STATES
THAT ALL DOGS COMPETING
1064
00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:35,800
IN ANY SANCTIONED
COMPETITION MUST MEET
1065
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,802
AT MINIMUM GENERAL
PRESENTATION REQUIREMENT
1066
00:50:37,835 --> 00:50:39,737
THAT ARE UP TO
TOP DOG STANDARDS.
1067
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:43,108
CLEAN FUR, CLIPPED NAILS.
1068
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:44,075
HE'S RIGHT.
1069
00:50:44,109 --> 00:50:46,577
YOU'LL NEED TO GET
A JUDGE TO SIGN OFF ON THIS
1070
00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,679
BEFORE YOU AND YOUR...
1071
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:49,814
ANIMAL CAN COMPETE.
1072
00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:52,150
YOU HAVE STALL 14.
1073
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:53,818
[WOOF WOOF]
1074
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,820
GOOD LUCK.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
1075
00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:57,788
OHH...
[BARKING]
1076
00:50:57,822 --> 00:50:59,290
Calvin: BE AFRAID.
1077
00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:00,791
BE VERY AFRAID.
1078
00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:02,860
* THERE'S A DOG
COMIN' DOWN THE STREET *
1079
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,163
* GOTTA STOP
WHEN I PASS A TREE *
1080
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:08,399
* IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
THEY CALL ME THE BAD DOG *
1081
00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,701
* YEAH, I'M A BAD DOG
1082
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,203
* OUTSIDE BARKIN'
AT THE MOON *
1083
00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:15,740
* DOG CATCHER GONNA
GET ME SOON *
1084
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,575
FIGG, LOOK AT THIS PLACE, MAN.
1085
00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:20,311
IT'S LIKE WE WARPED
INTO SOME FREAKY
1086
00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:22,847
ALTERNATE DOG UNIVERSE,
YOU KNOW?
1087
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,150
CALVIN, THESE DOGS
HAVE ENTIRE TEAMS
1088
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,651
OF PROFESSIONAL
GROOMERS.
1089
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:29,787
SO? WHAT DO WE HAVE?
1090
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:31,856
ONE COMB.
1091
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:32,757
THE EVENT BEGINS
IN ONE HOUR.
1092
00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:35,593
WE'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE
TYCHO READY IN TIME.
1093
00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:37,795
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1094
00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:40,531
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE
BEEN OVER THIS, FIGG?
1095
00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:45,203
MAN, YOU HAVE REALLY
GOT TO LEARN TO EXPECT
THE IMPOSSIBLE.
1096
00:51:46,371 --> 00:51:47,338
RONDEL?
1097
00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:49,507
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
IT'S CALVIN.
1098
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,809
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S PSYCHED, Y'ALL.
1099
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:52,977
IT'S GAME TIME!
1100
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:56,147
RONDEL, BABY,
WHAT KIND OF CLIENT
DID YOU SAY THIS WAS?
1101
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:59,750
STALL 14? THANK YOU.
1102
00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:01,452
MAN, I OWE YOU.
1103
00:52:01,486 --> 00:52:03,154
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, KID.
1104
00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:04,889
YOU KNOW ME.
I LIVE TO COMPETE.
1105
00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:06,824
LET'S GO.
MOM, THE TEAM IS ALL YOURS.
1106
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,092
HMM. NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL A CHALLENGE.
1107
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:12,230
ALL RIGHT, FRONT COURT,
YOU'RE ON NAIL CLIPPING
DUTY, SO MOVE.
1108
00:52:12,263 --> 00:52:14,299
GUARDS, I WANT TO SEE
THEM TEETH WHITE
AND SHINY. COME ON, NOW.
1109
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,701
COME ON, Y'ALL.
Y'ALL GOTTA BE
FEELIN' ME RIGHT NOW.
1110
00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,369
LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN,
Y'ALL. COME ON.
1111
00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:20,471
YO, MAN,
PASS ME THOSE CLIPPERS.
1112
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:24,275
[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
1113
00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:26,744
HEY, HEY, HEY.
LOOK ME IN MY EYES.
1114
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,346
YOU ARE TOO FAST.
1115
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,880
YOU ARE FAST
LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN.
1116
00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:31,216
YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED.
1117
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,818
IT'S NOT IN THE BODY,
IT'S IN THE MIND.
1118
00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:38,323
YOU ARE THE MAC DADDY DOG!
YOU FEELIN' ME?!
1119
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:39,257
Chuck: IN LANE ONE,
1120
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:42,260
WE HAVE TWO-TIME
TOP DOG DEFENDING CHAMPIONS
1121
00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:44,895
PRESTON PRICE AND JACQUES.
1122
00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:46,964
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1123
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,466
Holly: AND IN LANE 2,
1124
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:51,469
WE HAVE CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO.
1125
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,337
YEAH!
1126
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,772
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
1127
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:57,608
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1128
00:52:58,309 --> 00:52:59,444
Holly: LOOK AT THAT.
1129
00:52:59,477 --> 00:53:00,177
[BARKING]
1130
00:53:00,211 --> 00:53:01,579
Chuck: I DON'T BELIEVE IT,
HOLLY.
1131
00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,948
THIS IS CALVIN AND TYCHO'S
FIRST COMPETITION,
1132
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:07,318
BUT CLEARLY THEY HAVE
UNLEASHED A TEAM OF STYLISTS
1133
00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:08,586
THAT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
1134
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:09,887
SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1135
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,957
BORDEN HAIR SALON.
FIFTH AND MAIN.
1136
00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:13,924
HONEY. HONEY?
1137
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:17,895
YOU NEED TO COME SEE ME.
OK?
1138
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:21,299
Holly: THIS IS
AN EVENT THAT FAVORS
1139
00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,568
SMALLER, MORE AGILE
ANIMALS, CHUCK.
1140
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:26,804
UNLESS TYCHO IS A LOT MORE
FLEET OF FOOT THAN HE LOOKS,
1141
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:28,873
THIS WON'T EVEN BE CLOSE.
1142
00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:31,842
JACQUES AND I ARE GONNA
TEACH YOU AND YOUR MUTT
A LESSON.
1143
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:32,843
WELL, UH...
1144
00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,780
I'LL JUST SEE YOU
AT THE FINISH LINE,
PRESTON.
1145
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:36,881
Official: DOGS READY.
1146
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:38,649
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
1147
00:53:38,683 --> 00:53:40,017
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1148
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,986
HANDLERS READY.
1149
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:46,357
ON MY MARK...
1150
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,726
GET SET...
1151
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:49,360
GO.
1152
00:53:49,394 --> 00:53:50,928
JACQUES,
LET'S GO, JACQUES.
1153
00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:52,697
OK. OK, WEAVE, JACQUES.
WEAVE, JACQUES.
1154
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,932
LET'S GO.
WEAVE, JACQUES. GOOD BOY.
1155
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,602
WEAVE. WEAVE, JACQUES.
WEAVE.
1156
00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:58,969
OK, COME ON, TYCHO.
1157
00:53:59,003 --> 00:53:59,837
WE CAN BEAT THEM.
1158
00:53:59,870 --> 00:54:01,739
LET'S GO.
1159
00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:05,376
Chuck: BY GOLLY, HOLLY,
1160
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:06,243
DID YOU SEE THAT?
1161
00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:07,878
TYCHO IS CRASHING
THROUGH THE OBSTACLES
1162
00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,880
LIKE THEY AREN'T EVEN THERE.
1163
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:13,784
Calvin: OK, THAT'S COOL.
WE CAN STILL DO IT.
1164
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,921
GO THROUGH. COME ON.
GO THROUGH.
1165
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:18,956
Crowd: OHH!
1166
00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:19,524
[WOOF]
1167
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:20,825
WE CAN DO IT.
COME ON.
1168
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,461
GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO. OHH!
1169
00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:26,331
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
1170
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:27,865
Holly: THEY'RE TUNNELING
THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
1171
00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:30,601
THAT LITTLE DOG
IS STILL IN THE LEAD.
1172
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:32,036
HE IS SO CUTE.
1173
00:54:32,069 --> 00:54:34,772
OHH! WHOA! OH!
1174
00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:35,540
[RUFF]
1175
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:37,708
AAH, AAH, AAH.
THAT'S MY SHOULDER!
1176
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:40,878
[WOOF WOOF]
1177
00:54:41,446 --> 00:54:43,514
Holly: SPLISH SPLASH,
HE'S TAKIN' A BATH.
1178
00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:44,982
Chuck: THAT DOG
IS DOING SWIMMINGLY.
1179
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,917
THINK THAT'S THE DOGGIE
PADDLE, CHUCK.
1180
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:48,953
TYCHO! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
1181
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:50,821
UNH! AAH!
1182
00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:53,458
TYCHO! NOOOO!
1183
00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:55,726
[CROWD GASPING]
1184
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,597
OHH! HE'S GONNA
HAVE TO SHAKE
THAT ONE OFF.
1185
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,798
JACQUES!
1186
00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:01,866
GO, TYCHO--OW!
1187
00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:02,600
[CROWD GROANS]
OHH!
1188
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,069
OH, JACQUES,
ARE YOU OK, JACQUES?
1189
00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:06,637
COME HERE, JACQUES.
1190
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:07,905
Calvin: COME ON!
1191
00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,440
WHERE'S MY DOG?!
1192
00:55:09,474 --> 00:55:12,577
OH, JACQUES,
ARE YOU OK, JACQUES?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1193
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:13,978
ARE YOU OK?
1194
00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,680
OHH!
OK--
1195
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:18,082
Chuck: THAT DOG IS FLYING
OFF THE BRIDGE.
1196
00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:19,850
TYCHO TAKES THE LEAD.
1197
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,852
[WHIMPERS]
1198
00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:22,853
OH!
1199
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:24,955
COME ON, MAN!
COME ON, BABY!
1200
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:29,694
TYCHO, WAIT!
TYCHO, NO! NO!
1201
00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:33,097
GO, JACQUES.
1202
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,932
JACQUES,
GO, JACQUES.
1203
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,967
[GROWLING]
1204
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,470
[BARKING]
1205
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:41,472
[CROWD GROANS]
1206
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,742
[GROWLING, BARKING]
1207
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,010
COME. HEY, JACQUES.
1208
00:55:46,043 --> 00:55:47,912
[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
1209
00:55:47,945 --> 00:55:49,880
THIS IS
AN AWARD-WINNING DOG.
1210
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:50,781
GET OFF OF MY DOG!
1211
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:52,850
THEY'RE DIGGIN' UP
SOME TROUBLE NOW, CHUCK.
1212
00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:56,153
Chuck:
IT'S PAN-DOG-MONIUM.
1213
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,988
THIS IS DOGGONE EXCITING.
1214
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,925
Chuck: A CANINE CATASTROPHE.
1215
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:03,961
JUDGES, WE HAVE
A VIOLATION. CODE RED!
1216
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:06,163
THERE'S A RACE GOIN' ON!
1217
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,032
TYCHO, WAIT!
1218
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:10,034
WAIT FOR ME, TYCHO!
1219
00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:12,002
WAIT! I'M COMIN'!
1220
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,004
[BARKING]
1221
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,674
TYCHO, COME ON, NOW,
GO INTO THE TUNNEL.
1222
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:17,842
JACQUES!
1223
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,844
ALL RIGHT, TYCHO,
WE GONNA WIN!
1224
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,512
JACQUES--JACQUES--
1225
00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,548
NO, GET OUTTA THERE!
DON'T SPIN!
1226
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:27,785
JACQUES! JACQUES,
COME OUT OF THERE
THIS INSTANT!
1227
00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:28,919
HEEL! HEEL!
1228
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:31,622
DO SOMETHING WITH
THAT MANGY MUTT!
1229
00:56:31,656 --> 00:56:34,425
[ALL SHOUTING]
1230
00:56:34,459 --> 00:56:36,861
I THINK HE'S MAKING
HIS WAY TO THE FINISH LINE.
1231
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:41,398
DRAGGIN' THAT THING
LIKE A DRAGON, ISN'T HE?
1232
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,535
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
1233
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:45,903
OH HO HO!
1234
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,037
Holly:
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
1235
00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:48,573
Preston: JUDGES,
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
1236
00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,041
JACQUES AND I ARE FILING
AN OFFICIAL PROTEST!
1237
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,477
[RUFF RUFF]
JACQUES!
1238
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,613
Chuck: HOLLY, IT LOOKS LIKE
PRESTON PRICE HAS LOST CONTROL
OF HIS ANIMAL.
1239
00:56:55,646 --> 00:56:59,650
I'VE NEVER SEEN A CHAMPION
THIS FLUSTERED, CHUCK.
1240
00:56:59,684 --> 00:57:00,785
Preston: BAD DOG!
1241
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:02,453
HE'S GOT TO GET
TO THE FINISH LINE.
1242
00:57:02,487 --> 00:57:03,688
HE'S ALMOST THERE!
1243
00:57:03,721 --> 00:57:04,922
OH, YEAH!
1244
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:07,492
[WOOF WOOF]
1245
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:09,894
COME ON, TYCHO.
COME ON!
1246
00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:13,864
DON'T STOP MOVIN',
TYCHO, KEEP MOVIN'!
1247
00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:17,134
PLEASE MOVE.
JUST PLEASE MOVE.
I'M TRYING TO WIN THE RACE.
1248
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,003
Chuck: PRESTON PRICE
HAS JUST BEEN HIT
1249
00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:21,672
WITH A PENALTY
FOR CARRYING HIS DOG.
1250
00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:24,575
Holly: OH, THAT IS
GOING TO COST THE CHAMP.
1251
00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,511
COME ON! COME ON!
1252
00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:29,146
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
1253
00:57:29,179 --> 00:57:31,048
WHOA!
1254
00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:33,017
WHOO-HOO!
1255
00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:43,193
* VICTORY IS OURS,
VICTORY IS OURS *
1256
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:46,931
Holly: OK, CHUCK,
IT'S GOING TO TAKE
THE JUDGES SOME TIME
1257
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:47,898
TO TALLY UP ALL THOSE
PENALTIES HERE.
1258
00:57:47,932 --> 00:57:51,168
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINALLY
GOING TO GET A RULING
1259
00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:53,137
FROM THE HEAD JUDGE.
1260
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,940
THE DOG IN LANE 2,
1261
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:56,907
TYCHO,
1262
00:57:56,941 --> 00:58:00,044
COMPLETED THE COURSE
IN ONE MINUTE, 37 SECONDS.
1263
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,947
AFTER CALCULATING
THE TIME PENALTIES
1264
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:07,051
ASSESSED FOR MISSING
EVERY SINGLE OBSTACLE,
1265
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,819
THE FINAL TIME
1266
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,789
IS 2 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS.
1267
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,023
UNBELIEVABLE!
1268
00:58:13,057 --> 00:58:15,593
CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
1269
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,027
HAVE JUST SET
A NEW COURSE RECORD.
1270
00:58:17,061 --> 00:58:20,931
Holly: WITH SOME VERY
UNORTHODOX STRATEGY,
I MIGHT ADD.
1271
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:24,301
JUST LISTEN. THE CROWD
IS BEGGING FOR MORE.
1272
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,703
[WOOF WOOF]
1273
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:26,871
IT'S NOT FAIR.
HE CHEATED.
1274
00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:29,807
HE CAN'T JUST SMASH THROUGH
OBSTACLES LIKE THAT. COME ON.
1275
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,277
THE WINNER IS
CALVIN WHEELER AND TYCHO.
1276
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,246
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
OHH! OHH!
1277
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:38,916
YEAH! HA HA!
1278
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:40,718
Chuck: THAT FIRST-PLACE FINISH
1279
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,953
IS GOING TO SECURE
THIS UNKNOWN DOG
1280
00:58:42,987 --> 00:58:46,090
AN INVITATION TO
THE TOP DOG FINALS
NEXT WEEKEND.
1281
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,993
Holly: CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
1282
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,961
HAVE JUST SHOCKED
THE DOG SHOW WORLD.
1283
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,062
I'M CHUCK.
1284
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,163
AND I'M HOLLY.
1285
00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,065
Both: BOW-WOW FOR NOW.
1286
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:56,767
TELL US HOW YOU FEEL!
1287
00:58:56,801 --> 00:58:57,467
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
1288
00:58:57,501 --> 00:59:00,871
OK, OK. PLEASE,
ONE AT A TIME.
1289
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:01,872
YOU.
1290
00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:03,808
CHARLES NETWORTH,
PERFECT POOCHIE MONTHLY.
1291
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:06,176
SOME MEMBERS OF THE CANINE
PRESS CORPS HAVE ALREADY
1292
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:09,079
CALLED YOUR DOG
TYCHO THE TERRIBLE.
1293
00:59:09,113 --> 00:59:09,847
[WOOF]
1294
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:10,681
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE NICKNAME?
1295
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:13,684
WELL, UH--HA HA--
IF THE SHOE FITS...
1296
00:59:13,718 --> 00:59:15,753
GET IT, THE SHOE?
1297
00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:16,987
[ALL LAUGHING]
1298
00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,022
MANDY CALL,
FANCY CANINE.
1299
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,925
CALVIN, YOU AND TYCHO
HAVE NOW QUALIFIED TO ENTER
1300
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:21,926
THE TOP DOG FINALS.
1301
00:59:21,959 --> 00:59:24,795
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMP
PRESTON PRICE SAYS THAT
1302
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,832
HE WILL BE
IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT.
1303
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,099
ANY RESPONSE?
1304
00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:31,936
[TYCHO BARKING]
1305
00:59:36,641 --> 00:59:37,341
UM...
1306
00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:39,910
EXPECT THE IMPOSSIBLE.
1307
00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:41,779
THAT'S GREAT.
1308
00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:42,913
[REPORTERS TALKING]
1309
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:45,315
[TYCHO BARKING]
1310
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,090
HELP ME OUT, FIGG.
1311
01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:01,198
THANKS.
1312
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,033
NO PROBLEM.
1313
01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:06,771
CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
1314
01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:07,905
OK.
1315
01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:08,973
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND CALVIN?
1316
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:14,111
I MEAN, YOU FOLLOW HIM
AROUND LIKE YOU'RE
A SERVANT.
1317
01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:16,814
WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE,
1318
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:20,685
KIDS MADE FUN OF ME, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I HAVE ASTHMA.
1319
01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:21,986
AND CALVIN DIDN'T?
1320
01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:23,253
NO, HE DID.
1321
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:26,891
HE WAS THE WORST ACTUALLY.
1322
01:00:26,924 --> 01:00:27,624
BUT WHY--
1323
01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:28,726
DO YOU REMEMBER
IN SECOND GRADE,
1324
01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:31,195
WHEN I HAD THAT REALLY BAD
ASTHMA ATTACK DURING RECESS?
1325
01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:32,096
OH, YEAH!
1326
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:33,931
THEY CALLED THE AMBULANCE
AND EVERYTHING.
1327
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,133
YEAH. I FORGOT
MY INHALER THAT DAY.
1328
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,968
I JUST COULDN'T BREATHE.
1329
01:00:38,002 --> 01:00:42,439
EVERYBODY WAS STANDING AROUND
STARING AT ME.
1330
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:45,976
THE KIDS AND THE TEACHERS.
1331
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:47,244
BUT NOT CALVIN.
1332
01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:52,282
HE REMEMBERED THAT
MR. AGATHAPALS, THE JANITOR,
ALSO HAD ASTHMA.
1333
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,086
CALVIN RAN INSIDE,
GOT HIS INHALER
AND BROUGHT IT TO ME.
1334
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,123
CAME AND SAW ME EVERY DAY
WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
1335
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,791
READ ME COMIC BOOKS.
1336
01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,960
LET ME GUESS.
GOTHAM MAN.
1337
01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:04,228
GOTHAM MAN.
1338
01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:08,098
DARK DRAGON CHRONICLES.
1339
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:12,302
SO THERE REALLY IS
A HEART OF GOLD
IN THERE.
1340
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:15,405
YEAH. IT'S JUST DEEP.
1341
01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:19,009
DEEP DOWN SOMETIMES.
1342
01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:23,080
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1343
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,216
HEY! I'M HERE
FOR THE FOLLOW-UP INTERVIEW.
1344
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:30,320
AHH. WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
1345
01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:32,356
PLEASE...
1346
01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:35,726
HAVE A SEAT.
1347
01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,497
WHERE'S TYCHO?
1348
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,767
THIS IS ABOUT HIM,
REMEMBER?
1349
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,334
[WHIMPERING]
1350
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,373
GOOD JOB!
1351
01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,941
HERE WE ARE.
1352
01:01:50,975 --> 01:01:53,010
AHH. LUNCH IS SERVED.
1353
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,045
THANK YOU, TYCHO.
1354
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:55,946
[WOOF WOOF]
1355
01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:56,981
THANK YOU, CALVIN.
1356
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:58,983
YEAH,
THANK YOU, TYCHO.
1357
01:02:00,017 --> 01:02:02,887
Calvin: I MEAN,
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
1358
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,222
YOU DON'T HONESTLY THINK
THAT AVENGING ANGIE
1359
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,957
IS A BETTER COMIC
THAN GOTHAM MAN?
1360
01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:10,861
COME ON. BETTER ARTWORK,
BETTER STORYLINES,
1361
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:12,229
MORE COMPLEX CHARACTERS.
1362
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,497
LISTEN, LADY, OK?
1363
01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:14,999
GOTHAM MAN IS
AN ICON.
1364
01:02:15,032 --> 01:02:17,001
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE
JUST LUCKY THAT I'M HERE
1365
01:02:17,034 --> 01:02:19,804
TO EVALUATE YOUR
QUALIFICATIONS AS A DOG OWNER
1366
01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:23,407
AND NOT YOUR TASTE IN COMICS.
1367
01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,342
[BEEPING]
1368
01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,011
OR YOUR VIDEOGAME SKILLS.
1369
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:28,846
THAT WAS LUCK.
1370
01:02:28,879 --> 01:02:30,114
YOU KNOW IT.
1371
01:02:30,147 --> 01:02:32,149
SEE YOU LATER.
1372
01:02:32,182 --> 01:02:36,486
UM, EMILY, UM...
1373
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,923
THE SPRING DANCE
IS NEXT WEEK.
1374
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,358
I WAS JUST WONDERING
1375
01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,393
IF YOU WANTED TO GO.
1376
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:44,929
I MEAN...
1377
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:47,898
WITH ME.
1378
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:50,935
YOU HAVE VERY IMPRESSIVE
QUALIFICATIONS, CALVIN.
1379
01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:53,403
I DO HAVE ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU, HOWEVER.
1380
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:54,704
OH, YEAH, SURE,
ANYTHING.
1381
01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:59,276
[IMITATING JULIE]
DO YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR
IN ALL SPRING COLORS?
1382
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:02,412
THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION
AND, UH...
1383
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,014
YOU KNOW I DO.
1384
01:03:04,048 --> 01:03:05,015
PICK ME UP AT 8:00 THEN.
1385
01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:08,185
BUT STILL, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A FANTASTIC WEEKEND.
1386
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:11,055
THE TOP DOG FINAL,
PRESENTED BY ROYAL...
1387
01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:12,122
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW---
1388
01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:15,092
NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP.
1389
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,393
COMES UP TOMORROW AT 3 P.M.
1390
01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:19,496
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPION
PRESTON PRICE SAYS
HIS DOG JACQUES...
1391
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:21,098
OF COURSE IT WOULD
BE HIM.
1392
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,099
WILL TAKE ON THE NEWCOMER
CALVIN WHEELER
1393
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:26,536
AND HIS DOG TYCHO, OR AS
SOME ARE CALLING HIM...
1394
01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:27,838
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
1395
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,340
THANK YOU, JIM.
IN LOCAL NEWS...
1396
01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:31,842
EMILY.
1397
01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:33,077
EMILY, WAIT.
1398
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:36,446
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
1399
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,681
WHAT WERE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH TYCHO
1400
01:03:37,714 --> 01:03:41,085
AFTER YOU WERE DONE
USING HIM TO MAKE YOUR MONEY?
1401
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:42,186
TAKE HIM BACK TO THE SHELTER?
1402
01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:45,155
LOOK, NO, NO, NO.
THAT WAS JUST THE WAY
IT STARTED.
1403
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:49,026
OH, BUT WAIT.
YOU'VE CHANGED.
1404
01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:50,127
YES.
1405
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,029
NOW YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD
AND YOU REALLY LOVE TYCHO.
1406
01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:54,464
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
1407
01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,000
THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT.
1408
01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:57,334
THEN PROVE IT.
1409
01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:00,037
DON'T ENTER HIM
IN THAT SHOW.
1410
01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:02,873
DROP OUT NOW.
1411
01:04:04,008 --> 01:04:06,176
GOOD-BYE, CALVIN.
1412
01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:10,247
Figg: CALVIN!
1413
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:12,482
HEY, EMILY.
1414
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:16,320
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
1415
01:04:17,154 --> 01:04:17,854
TYCHO HAS A HOME.
1416
01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:18,956
HE HAS A FAMILY
THAT MISSES HIM.
1417
01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:22,526
LOOK. THEY'RE EVEN OFFERING
A REWARD TO GET HIM BACK.
1418
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,294
HOW MANY FLYERS
DID YOU SEE?
1419
01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:26,463
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE TOWN.
1420
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,265
[SIGHS]
1421
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,000
TAKE THEM ALL DOWN.
1422
01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:32,069
WHAT?
1423
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,304
I'M--I'M NOT
LOSING TYCHO.
1424
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,040
NOT NOW.
1425
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:38,175
CALVIN, THIS IS HIS HOME.
1426
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,577
HIS REAL HOME
WHERE HE BELONGS.
1427
01:04:40,610 --> 01:04:41,545
SAYS WHO?
1428
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,113
CALVIN, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
1429
01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:46,583
IF YOU LOST TYCHO,
YOU'D WANT HIM BACK, RIGHT?
1430
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,452
JUST DO IT, FIGG!
1431
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,554
NOW.
1432
01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,699
NO.
1433
01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,034
WHAT?
1434
01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:04,701
[SCOFFS]
1435
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,971
WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO ME?
1436
01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,105
"HE'S SELFISH.
1437
01:05:08,138 --> 01:05:09,573
HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF."
1438
01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:11,976
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL
SAY ABOUT YOU, CALVIN.
1439
01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,946
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT THEY WERE RIGHT.
1440
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:18,348
TILL NOW.
1441
01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:34,731
I WANT TO KEEP TYCHO
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
1442
01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:37,667
[WHIMPERING]
1443
01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:41,505
I KNOW YOU'LL DO
THE RIGHT THING, SON.
1444
01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:57,087
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1445
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:07,097
UM...YEAH, I HAVE YOUR DOG.
1446
01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:10,467
GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1447
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,736
LOOK, HONEY!
IT'S CHESTER!
1448
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:13,770
[WOOF]
1449
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:14,638
CHESTER.
1450
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:16,240
Woman: OH, LOOK.
1451
01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:19,409
CHESTER! COME HERE, HONEY.
1452
01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:21,411
COME GIVE MAMA A KISS.
1453
01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:22,146
[WOOF]
1454
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:23,380
HA HA HA HA.
HA HA.
1455
01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:24,781
GO ON, TYCHO.
1456
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,716
I MEAN...
1457
01:06:27,717 --> 01:06:29,053
CHESTER.
1458
01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:30,087
[WHIMPERS]
1459
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:31,355
THANK YOU.
1460
01:06:31,388 --> 01:06:34,291
FOR BRINGING HIM
HOME TO US.
1461
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,160
BILLY, GO GET THE REWARD.
1462
01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:38,062
NO, NO, NO.
1463
01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:39,163
KEEP THE MONEY. I--
1464
01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,430
I DON'T WANT IT.
1465
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:45,535
JUST PROMISE ME
YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.
1466
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:48,072
YEAH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
1467
01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:48,772
[WOOF]
1468
01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:51,775
[WHIMPERING]
1469
01:06:56,546 --> 01:06:57,781
[WOOF]
1470
01:06:57,814 --> 01:06:59,416
STAY.
1471
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:01,251
YOU HEAR ME?
1472
01:07:01,285 --> 01:07:02,686
[WOOF WOOF]
1473
01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,454
STAY.
1474
01:07:04,821 --> 01:07:10,094
[WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1475
01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,628
[WOOF]
1476
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:18,368
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1477
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:23,807
[WOOF WOOF]
1478
01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:56,873
HEY.
1479
01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,310
HEY, WHERE'S TYCHO?
1480
01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:03,113
UM...
1481
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,349
I TOOK HIM HOME.
1482
01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:09,686
BUT THE TOP DOG FINALS
IS TODAY.
1483
01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:14,191
I KNOW.
1484
01:08:18,728 --> 01:08:21,097
EMILY!
1485
01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:23,833
HEY!
1486
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,135
GET OUT OF HERE.
1487
01:08:25,169 --> 01:08:27,137
I WANT YOU
TO KNOW SOMETHING.
1488
01:08:27,171 --> 01:08:29,873
CALVIN GAVE TYCHO BACK
TO HIS REAL FAMILY
1489
01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:31,908
AND DIDN'T ACCEPT A REWARD.
1490
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,009
WAIT A MINUTE.
1491
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:35,545
YEAH. YOU CAN SAY
A LOT OF BAD THINGS
ABOUT CALVIN.
1492
01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:36,513
THEY'RE PROBABLY TRUE,
1493
01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:39,349
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY
HE DOESN'T LOVE
THAT DOG.
1494
01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:42,586
THIS PHOTO OF TYCHO,
I TOOK IT.
1495
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:43,720
NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1496
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,655
THAT WAS TAKEN
BY HIS REAL FAMILY.
1497
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:48,124
UNH-UNH. LOOK.
1498
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:52,296
I TOOK THIS PHOTO
WHEN THEY FIRST BROUGHT
TYCHO INTO THE SHELTER.
1499
01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:53,463
BUT--BUT THAT MEANS THAT
1500
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:58,134
THIS FLYER COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN PUT UP BY
TYCHO'S FAMILY.
1501
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,837
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
1502
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,209
CALVIN!
1503
01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:08,178
WHAT'S UP, FIGG?
1504
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:10,847
LOOK AT THIS.
1505
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:15,919
IT WAS PRESTON!
1506
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:16,920
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1507
01:09:16,953 --> 01:09:19,356
HE MADE UP THOSE FLYERS
AND POSTED THEM HIMSELF.
1508
01:09:19,389 --> 01:09:20,824
HE DID IT ALL.
1509
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:22,592
HE KNEW HOW MUCH
I CARED ABOUT TYCHO,
1510
01:09:22,626 --> 01:09:25,329
HOW MUCH I WANTED
TO DO WHAT WAS BEST
FOR HIM
1511
01:09:25,362 --> 01:09:27,197
AND GET HIM BACK
TO HIS REAL FAMILY.
1512
01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:28,765
EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT
HIS REAL FAMILY.
1513
01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:29,933
THEY'RE PHONIES!
1514
01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:30,900
SO WHO ARE THEY?
1515
01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:32,702
THEY HAD TO BE SOMEBODY
PRESTON COULD CONTROL.
1516
01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:34,704
Preston: NOT THERE,
YOU DUFUS.
1517
01:09:34,738 --> 01:09:37,441
Calvin: I KNEW THAT GUY
LOOKED FAMILIAR!
1518
01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,975
SO WHAT NOW?
1519
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,444
NOW WE GET HIM BACK!
1520
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:41,878
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1521
01:09:41,911 --> 01:09:44,248
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1522
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,915
THAT'S TYCHO.
1523
01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:51,521
[ARGUING]
1524
01:09:51,555 --> 01:09:52,656
[WOOF WOOF]
1525
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,590
OH, MY GOODNESS.
1526
01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:55,792
Woman: I DON'T CARE
WHAT WE'RE GETTIN' PAID!
1527
01:09:55,825 --> 01:09:58,895
I WANT THAT BEAST GONE
AND I MEAN NOW.
1528
01:09:58,928 --> 01:10:00,964
WE SHOULD GET HELP.
1529
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:01,698
Man: FINE!
1530
01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:04,801
DUDE, THERE'S
NO TIME FOR HELP.
1531
01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:05,802
OK, FIGG,
1532
01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:07,237
YOU GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
1533
01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:08,572
KEEP 'EM TALKING, OK?
1534
01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:09,973
WE'LL SNEAK IN
THROUGH THE BACK.
1535
01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,275
I'M GONNA
GO WITH HIM.
1536
01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:12,509
NO, CALVIN,
WAIT A SECOND.
1537
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:15,312
I--I'M NOT YOU.
I MEAN...
1538
01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:16,646
YOU KNOW, I'M
NOT GOOD AT LYING.
1539
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:20,384
FIGG, DON'T THINK OF IT
AS LYING, OK? REMEMBER--
1540
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:21,818
SHH!
1541
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:25,355
OK. DO YOU REMEMBER
ISSUE 426 OF THE DARK
DRAGON CHRONICLES
1542
01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:27,891
WHEN GOTHAM MAN HAD TO
PROVIDE A DISTRACTION?
1543
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:30,994
OH, SO THE JUSTICE
LEGION COULD SNEAK
THROUGH THE DARK...
1544
01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:31,928
All: DRAGON'S LAIR.
1545
01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:32,962
I GOT IT. GOT IT.
1546
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:35,665
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT.
1547
01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:42,772
Woman: TAKE
THE DOG AND--SHH!
1548
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:47,444
GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
1549
01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:51,881
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU
THE OPPORTUNITY
1550
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,850
TO SUBSCRIBE
1551
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,986
TO THESE--THESE
LEADING MAGAZINES
1552
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,955
AT A GENEROUS
DISCOUNT.
1553
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,023
Woman: WHAT IS GOIN' ON,
BILLY?
1554
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:02,926
SOME KID
SELLIN' MAGAZINES.
1555
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:08,865
KID, WE DON'T WANT
NO MAGAZINES.
1556
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:18,342
[GASPING]
1557
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:19,409
[GAGGING]
1558
01:11:19,443 --> 01:11:20,877
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU, BOY?
1559
01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:22,479
ARE YOU OK, HON?
1560
01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:24,080
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
1561
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,048
UGH! [GASPING]
1562
01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:27,817
I THINK HE HAS THE ASTHMA,
1563
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:30,620
YOU KNOW, LIKE MY COUSIN GAYLE?
1564
01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:32,288
[WOOF]
1565
01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:34,958
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1566
01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:35,859
IF HE DIES ON OUR PORCH,
1567
01:11:35,892 --> 01:11:37,994
HE CAN PROBABLY SUE US
OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
1568
01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:40,730
SHUT UP, BILLY!
1569
01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:41,965
[GASPING]
1570
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:46,470
[GASPING]
1571
01:11:49,706 --> 01:11:51,808
YOU FEELING BETTER,
HON?
1572
01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,378
MUCH. THANK YOU.
1573
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:59,483
OH, TYCHO!
1574
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,885
AAH!
1575
01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:05,355
HEY, FIGG, WHEN DO
THE TOP DOG FINALS START?
1576
01:12:05,389 --> 01:12:08,658
8 MINUTES
AND 22 SECONDS AGO.
1577
01:12:08,692 --> 01:12:10,394
WHY?
1578
01:12:10,727 --> 01:12:13,930
YOU'RE NOT THINKING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING.
1579
01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,065
YOU AND TYCHO
HAVE TO COMPETE.
1580
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:17,867
AND YOU HAVE TO WIN!
1581
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,068
OTHERWISE PRESTON WILL.
1582
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,570
IT'S UP TO HIM.
1583
01:12:20,604 --> 01:12:21,405
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOY?
1584
01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:25,842
UP FOR GETTING EXPLOITED
ONE MORE TIME?
1585
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:27,477
[WOOF WOOF]
1586
01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:31,147
[WOOF WOOF]
1587
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:34,117
DAD, GUN IT! WE HAVE
A DOG SHOW TO WIN!
1588
01:12:34,150 --> 01:12:35,952
BUCKLE UP,
EVERYBODY.
1589
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,153
WELCOME BACK TO
THE TOP DOG FINALS,
1590
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,456
SPONSORED BY ROYAL HOUND
DOG FOODS.
1591
01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:43,460
THIS YEAR'S THEME,
AROUND THE WORLD
IN 80 DOGS.
1592
01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:44,861
CONTESTANTS HAVE
JUST 90 SECONDS
1593
01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:47,597
TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES
WITH ANY PERFORMANCE
ROUTINE.
1594
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:50,867
JESSICA ROSE AND HER DOG
CHICHI ARE JUST
FINISHING UP
1595
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:53,737
NEXT TO THE DISPLAY
OF THE ARFUL TOWER.
1596
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:56,473
THAT'S GOING TO BRING UP
THIS SHOW'S
1597
01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:57,541
TWO-TIME DEFENDING CHAMPIONS.
1598
01:12:57,574 --> 01:13:02,879
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK,
IT'S PRESTON PRICE
AND JACQUES!
1599
01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:03,947
[APPLAUSE]
1600
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,715
[ARF ARF]
1601
01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:15,892
[ARF ARF]
1602
01:13:15,925 --> 01:13:18,962
OK. GO.
1603
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,059
Audience: OOH!
1604
01:13:53,663 --> 01:13:55,832
WHERE IS CALVIN AND TYCHO?
1605
01:13:55,865 --> 01:13:58,034
WE ARE UP NEXT.
1606
01:13:58,902 --> 01:14:00,737
CALVIN, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
1607
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,473
YOU AND TYCHO DON'T EVEN
HAVE A ROUTINE.
1608
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,175
I THINK WE MIGHT.
1609
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:07,977
RIGHT, TYCHO?
1610
01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:10,046
[RRRF]
1611
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:14,083
[APPLAUSE]
1612
01:14:17,554 --> 01:14:19,022
[ARF ARF ARF]
1613
01:14:20,590 --> 01:14:21,925
Holly:
AND WHAT A CATCH!
1614
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,226
WHAT ARE THOSE,
CHUCK?
1615
01:14:23,259 --> 01:14:24,694
FLYING DISKS, HOLLY.
1616
01:14:24,728 --> 01:14:26,596
WOW!
1617
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,241
Chuck: FANTASTIC!
1618
01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:40,944
Holly: OOH LALA, JACQUES!
1619
01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:44,013
[BUZZER]
1620
01:14:44,548 --> 01:14:46,182
Chuck: WOW!
1621
01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:58,027
A FLAWLESS ROUTINE
BY THE CHAMPION!
1622
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:06,169
HERE COMES SCORES.
1623
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,271
Chuck: A 98!
UNBELIEVABLE!
1624
01:15:08,304 --> 01:15:12,141
OOH, THAT IS GOING TO BE
NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT.
1625
01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:16,680
IT'S GONNA GET ROUGH
IN THERE, CHUCK.
1626
01:15:19,949 --> 01:15:24,253
NEXT UP IS CALVIN WHEELER
AND TYCHO.
1627
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,056
DON'T HOLD YOUR
BREATH.
1628
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:37,166
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1629
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,902
THIS IS THE FINAL CALL
1630
01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:42,772
FOR CALVIN WHEELER
AND TYCHO.
1631
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,075
GO, TYCHO!
1632
01:15:46,109 --> 01:15:48,578
GO!
[WOOF WOOF]
1633
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:56,019
IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S
GOING TO BE A DISQUALIFICATION.
1634
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:59,555
LET'S GO, BABY! WOW!
1635
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,627
DON'T ROLL OVER YET.
LOOK!
1636
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,696
Audience: OHH!
1637
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,607
[WOOF WOOF]
1638
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:18,975
THERE, BABY!
1639
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,343
OH, COOL!
1640
01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:25,148
WHOA!
1641
01:16:29,085 --> 01:16:30,687
Audience: OHH!
1642
01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:35,925
[WOOF WOOF]
1643
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:50,106
SURPRISED?
1644
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:53,777
YOU AND YOUR NO-GOOD MUTT
STILL HAVE TO BEAT A 98.
1645
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,178
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1646
01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:56,946
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1647
01:16:58,081 --> 01:17:02,018
YOU MAY BEGIN,
MR. WHEELER.
1648
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:04,020
ALL RIGHT.
FULL SPEED, TYCHO.
1649
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,321
FULL SPEED.
1650
01:17:05,354 --> 01:17:06,222
Chuck: OK, HOLLY.
CALVIN AND TYCHO
1651
01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:08,858
HAVE ONE MINUTE
AND 30 SECONDS TO IMPRESS
1652
01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:10,694
THE JUDGES IN THIS
FREESTYLE EXHIBITION.
1653
01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:14,964
Holly: LET'S SEE WHAT
THEY HAVE IN THEIR
BAG OF TRICKS.
1654
01:17:29,212 --> 01:17:33,783
Holly: HE IS HEADED
FOR THE FABLED WINDMILLS
OF OUR DOG QUIXOTE DISPLAY.
1655
01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:38,054
THE AUDIENCE IS JUST
LAPPING THIS UP!
1656
01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:42,258
Chuck: HOLLY, THEY'RE RACING
RIGHT FOR THE ARFUL TOWER.
1657
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,159
AND THEY'RE THROUGH!
1658
01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:44,961
Holly: BOTH CALVIN
AND TYCHO ARE HEADED FOR
1659
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,898
THE ANCIENT DRUID RUINS
OF BONEHENGE!
1660
01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:58,775
OH, WOW! NOW
THEY'RE ON THE WAY
TO MOUNT RUFFMORE'S HALF PIPE!
1661
01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:02,812
AND THEY ARE MOVING!
1662
01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:32,408
GO, CALVIN!
1663
01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:59,002
DID YOU SEE THAT?
CALVIN JUST SKATED RIGHT OVER
1664
01:18:59,035 --> 01:19:02,471
THE WATERS OF
THE SOUTH PAW-CIFIC!
1665
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:06,976
Chuck: NOW THEY'RE HEADED
FOR THE BRIDGE TOO FUR.
1666
01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:12,215
[CROWD CHEERING]
1667
01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:14,017
CALVIN AND TYCHO ARE
GOING TO HAVE TIME
1668
01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:15,318
FOR JUST ONE MORE TRICK,
HOLLY.
1669
01:19:15,351 --> 01:19:19,288
THAT'S RIGHT, CHUCK,
AND THEY ARE PICKING UP
SOME SERIOUS SPEED.
1670
01:19:22,525 --> 01:19:25,394
[ARF ARF ARF]
1671
01:19:28,998 --> 01:19:30,333
Chuck: OHH!
1672
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:34,904
OHH!
1673
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:38,341
OHH!
1674
01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:40,877
AAH!
1675
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:42,445
[BUZZER]
1676
01:19:44,247 --> 01:19:48,852
AND CALVIN STICKS
THE LANDING!
1677
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:51,254
WELL, HOW I'D DO?
1678
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,522
Man: IT'S OBVIOUS
PRESTON SABOTAGED THE EVENT.
1679
01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:54,490
HE'S DISQUALIFIED.
1680
01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:56,993
Boy: PRESTON PRICE CHEATED.
1681
01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:58,895
Woman: THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
1682
01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:00,096
LET'S WRAP IT UP.
1683
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:03,199
WE AWARD THE ROUTINE...
1684
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,969
A 99!
1685
01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:07,904
THAT'S IT! FAME!
1686
01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:10,874
CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG TYCHO
THE TERRIBLE
1687
01:20:10,907 --> 01:20:15,578
HAVE JUST WON
ROYAL HOUND'S
TOP DOG FINAL!
1688
01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:17,613
ALL RIGHT, CALVIN!
1689
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:20,950
GO, BABY!
HOLD IT THERE, CALVIN!
1690
01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:34,597
TYCHO, CALVIN, THIS WAY!
1691
01:20:34,630 --> 01:20:36,232
Figg:
GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE!
1692
01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:38,434
PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME!
1693
01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:40,003
HOW PREPARED WERE YOU?
YOU.
1694
01:20:40,036 --> 01:20:42,972
EMILY WATSON,
BEDFORD ANIMAL SHELTER
1695
01:20:43,006 --> 01:20:44,173
MONTHLY NEWSLETTER.
1696
01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:45,008
YES?
1697
01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:45,909
CALVIN, I WAS WONDERING,
1698
01:20:45,942 --> 01:20:49,578
DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS
FOR THE PRIZE MONEY?
1699
01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:55,018
I SURE DO.
1700
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:58,054
[WOOF WOOF]
1701
01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:03,559
[APPLAUSE]
1702
01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:08,131
AND JUST WHO WAS
STEWART BICKFORD?
1703
01:21:08,164 --> 01:21:11,901
THE CREATOR
OF GOTHAM MAN.
1704
01:21:11,935 --> 01:21:16,973
THESE RENOVATIONS WERE
ONLY MADE POSSIBLE BY
A GENEROUS DONATION
1705
01:21:17,006 --> 01:21:18,908
FROM CALVIN WHEELER
AND HIS DOG,
1706
01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:22,578
A FORMER RESIDENT
OF THIS SHELTER,
1707
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:24,213
TYCHO THE TERRIBLE!
1708
01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:27,616
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
1709
01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:31,587
YOU DID IT, CALVIN.
1710
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,032
[ARF ARF ARF]
1711
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:45,101
Girl: CUTE.
YOU'RE A CHATTY DOG.
1712
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,270
YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO CHATTY
FOR OUR HOUSE.
1713
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:48,237
[ARF GRRR]
1714
01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:49,105
Calvin: YOU KNOW WHAT?
1715
01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,974
IF WE'RE EVER GOING
TO GET RUFUS A HOME,
1716
01:21:51,007 --> 01:21:54,243
WE'VE GOT TO WORK
ON HIS SOCIAL SKILLS.
1717
01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:55,411
RUFUS?
1718
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:57,446
YOU KNOW WHAT
MR. DUDLEY SAYS ABOUT
NAMING THE ANIMALS.
1719
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:01,050
WHAT CAN I SAY? HE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE RUFUS TO ME.
1720
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:03,452
GUYS, HE'S JUST
SCARED, THAT'S ALL.
1721
01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:08,357
[ARF ARF ARF]
1722
01:22:08,391 --> 01:22:09,558
HEY, BUDDY.
1723
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,327
HEY, LITTLE GUY.
1724
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,261
HIYA.
1725
01:22:12,295 --> 01:22:15,398
WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT.
1726
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:19,568
FIGG, HE ACTUALLY
LIKES YOU.
1727
01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:20,269
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1728
01:22:20,303 --> 01:22:22,671
I'D SAY 5.2,
MAYBE 5.3 POUNDS.
1729
01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:26,575
DEFINITELY UNDER
THE WEIGHT LIMIT
FOR MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.
1730
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:30,346
LOOKS LIKE AND TYCHO
HAVE SOME STIFF
COMPETITION
1731
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,081
FOR NEXT YEAR'S
DOG SHOW.
1732
01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:32,948
HA! PLEASE.
1733
01:22:32,982 --> 01:22:34,750
AFTER THE PERFORMANCE
TYCHO AND I GAVE,
1734
01:22:34,783 --> 01:22:37,586
I DON'T THINK THERE IS
A DOG ON THIS EARTH...
1735
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,022
COME ON, BUDDY.
1736
01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,356
OK, THAT CAN--
1737
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:41,190
OH, YES.
1738
01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:44,460
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY.
YES, YOU ARE.
1739
01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:47,196
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDIN' ME.
1740
01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:50,733
[WHIMPERING]
1741
01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:55,738
YOU KNOW WHAT, FIGG?
1742
01:22:55,771 --> 01:22:56,672
FIGG, WAIT.
1743
01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:58,307
HOW ABOUT
WE TEAM UP?
1744
01:22:58,341 --> 01:22:59,775
YOU, ME, OUR DOGS,
YOU KNOW?
1745
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:05,414
WE CAN DO THIS
KIND OF TAG TEAM
TANDEM THING.
1746
01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:08,217
YEAH. I MEAN,
WE CAN'T LOSE.
1747
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,385
AT THE VERY LEAST,
1748
01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:11,354
YOU GONNA NEED
A MANAGER.
1749
01:23:11,387 --> 01:23:14,690
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
TO HELP YOU COUNT
THAT MONEY.
1750
01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:19,128
MM-HMM. HE'S GONNA
BE OUR LITTLE STAR.
1751
01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:24,400
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP
1752
01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:29,004
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1753
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:31,540
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1754
01:23:31,574 --> 01:23:32,675
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1755
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,043
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1756
01:23:34,077 --> 01:23:35,111
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1757
01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:36,545
* COME HERE, COME HERE
1758
01:23:36,579 --> 01:23:37,813
* HE DON'T SIT
IN NO WINDOW *
1759
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:39,582
* BECAUSE HE
AIN'T FOR SALE *
1760
01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:41,217
* AND I'M KINDA SURE
HE LIKES ME *
1761
01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:42,818
* BY THE WAY HE
WAGS HIS TAIL *
1762
01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:45,054
* I KNOW HE'D TRY
TO SAVE ME *
1763
01:23:45,088 --> 01:23:46,422
* IF I FELL DOWN THE WELL
1764
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,391
* 'CAUSE HE'S A FRIEND
I CAN DEPEND ON *
1765
01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,293
* LORDY, WHAT'S
THAT SMELL? *
1766
01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,294
* IT'S A...
1767
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:52,261
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1768
01:23:52,295 --> 01:23:53,696
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1769
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:55,064
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1770
01:23:55,098 --> 01:23:56,132
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1771
01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:57,633
* LOOKIN' OUT
FOR CALVIN *
1772
01:23:57,666 --> 01:23:59,135
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1773
01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:00,203
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1774
01:24:00,236 --> 01:24:01,370
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1775
01:24:01,404 --> 01:24:03,139
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1776
01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:03,906
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
1777
01:24:03,939 --> 01:24:05,674
* HE CAN'T HELP
THAT HE'S HAIRY *
1778
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,510
* IF HE WASN'T,
HE WOULD FREEZE *
1779
01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:08,411
* AND HE CAN'T HELP THAT
1780
01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,746
* HE'S A WALKING HOTEL
FOR SOME FLEAS *
1781
01:24:10,779 --> 01:24:13,116
* NOW, HE AIN'T MUCH
ON MANNERS *
1782
01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:14,517
* ALTHOUGH HE AIMS
TO PLEASE *
1783
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,685
* HIS CALLING CARD
IS IN THE YARD *
1784
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:17,653
* REMEMBER, WIPE YOUR FEET
1785
01:24:17,686 --> 01:24:19,555
* 'CAUSE THERE'S A...
1786
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:20,689
* DOG, DOG, DOG
1787
01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:21,690
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1788
01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:22,791
* LOOK AT THAT DOG
1789
01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:25,628
* DOG, DOG, DOG
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