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LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand

I don't want to brag!

Go on. Brag.

Look!

This is an

amulet.

Who gave it to you?

Gandalf.

Gandalf,

the Super Rainbow!

I thought I'd be fine after Ball left the game.

Damn it, Tum! Don't be a fool.

He can return to the game!

Let me ask you something.

How sacred is this?

- He's so dying! - Do you believe that...

This can make three to four persons foul.

There was a fight.

I was just a teenage boy.

There was the stabbing, Shunk! Shunk! Shunk!

There was the hitting, Crack! Crack! Crack!

I was stabbing with my gun, Bang! Bang! Bang!

You were stabbing with your gun? What the fuck!?

I'm testing if he's quick-witted.

Are you quick-witted?

- Pretty good! - I almost fired a gun.

You can think fast.

Pretty good!

He's clever but are you okay?

I'm still good!

Yeah! That one!

He's about to die!

Are you okay?

It seems like he wants you near him.

- Coming right up! - That's very kind of you.

Go to Tum! He'll crack for sure.

Now the three of them are coming!

My goodness!

I had...

What's with that face?

He's trembling now.

- There! - What is it?

What's going on?

Unbelievable! There was this fight

with a young punk.

My grandpa wore this amulet.

Then what?

There was the hitting...

There was the gun firing...

That punk took the gun and stabbed...

Your grandpa survived?

The amulet cut his wrist and he bled to death.

This is like pressuring them. I saw them smile!

Yeah, they did.

That's a fucking foul.

Someone's getting the card.

Not me.

- What's going on? - Not me.

- It's their time, now. - Now's the time for them.

It's finally their time.

They broke our rule.

- Who fouled? - I don't know.

What's happening?

I almost died a moment ago.

How do they arrive so fast?

What happened?

From the start, Oat and I

have been observing that...

Right.

...this specific person has a unique

way of holding laughter.

- But now, we won't stand for it! - Exactly!

I assume they know we're talking about them.

Take them down!

- Now's the time to tell them that... - Take them down!

We won't allow them

to do that anymore.

Tum, here's your yellow card!

You are aware of it.

- Let take a look. - Show us.

I was ganged up by three of them!

Look, he's shaking!

Still shaking.

Shut his eyes.

He couldn't take it anymore!

That was beyond his limit.

So

after this,

we won't allow you to open your mouth like you're possessed anymore.

And if you put something in your

mouth, we'll take that as a foul.

Watch him.

I got ganged up by the three of them,

Phuak, Tuck, and Ball.

I bet no one could bare that.

We gotta find the right timing to kill them.

I want to see them holding laughter.

- I wanna see that, too. - Let's see.

Show me your new defensive move.

Okay. That's great.

This isn't against the rule.

All right.

They won't let me open my mouth like that.

So I'll do this, instead.

All right. Forget about the catwalk.

Let's do a Magic Mike-type show.

We're about to perform. So we gotta be sexy.

I'll be a tigress, you'll be a woman.

Picture that you're sitting, I'll be on your lap.

You just sit normally, then I'll put my legs up.

- You want me to your legs, right? - Right.

Then, I'll do this. But...

They're planning something, I don't want to intervene.

What are they doing in that room?

They're talking. I think they're up to something.

Only cropped waist shirt would work.

Do I have to look sexy, too?

Hey, how about this?

You can do something with this, Pingong.

Can I see what's going on in there?

Are you preparing for the show?

This is the show costume.

Hey, what are you doing?

You're messing with others' lockers?

I'm not.

You asked me but he freaking answered.

What do we have here?

What can we do with these, Kyutae?

That's an actual drill, bro.

We're not doing a horror film.

Nobody watched us.

Should we try this in front of them?

Yeah, let's try.

Tum, what are you doing?

Holding laughter?

I have to activate my defensive mode.

So I'll be okay when I get attacked.

I don't think anyone will laugh.

Put the drill back.

He fucking put the drill back.

We already sent Tuck.

We still haven't sent Ball and...

Ball and Zani.

That last show was good.

- Yeah. - It worked.

- Now you choose. - My choice?

Choose one.

Hey, bud.

Get them.

Bust a gut.

Are you ready?

Go get them.

Go get ready.

Go and bring that possessed asshole in here!

- Copy that! - Okay.

Dear honored guests...

Yes?

...please gather at the stage.

This is a special show from

LOL.

Wow!

I knew it!

I intend to eliminate Tum on my return.

Often, I see him making a face...

Like that.

I gotta finish him.

Fucking Zani!

Oh-ho!

Once I see her from the start,

I have to be in that position.

When the curtain rolls, I have to be on defensive mode.

It's super triggering!

Judging from her look,

I'm definitely dying on the floor.

Gee, she comes in pregnant.

- Are you okay? - Poor mother.

That's your new move.

Greetings, preggo!

Hello!

I need to vent my problems.

Please go ahead.

I'm still unemployed.

Here we go.

He has a defensive face now.

He's always possessed.

Recently...

Uh-huh.

I've been applying for a job.

I forgot my photos.

I'm so down on my luck.

It seems like you can fly.

Damn, that one!

How the hell did she come up with that?

The overall look and

the flappy lashes are

so frightening!

She's lifting off!

She has flappy lashes.

Phuak loves to see you flying, Granny.

My flappy lashes are killing them!

I'm here to pick you up, Phuak.

You like my flappy lashes?

Are you the baby daddy?

He laughs easily at something like this,

the flappy lashes that you brought.

Yeah. When you smiled, I almost went along.

Why the fuck won't you smile like other people?

Flap your lashes.

Can you get closer please, Granny?

Certainly.

Not to me, Granny.

Go to someone you haven't approached.

Got it.

At this moment, I think to myself that I'm not safe.

She comes to kill me because

she probably thinks I'm an easy target.

She saw my weakness so many times.

I know Tum's on the verge of breaking, so I'll finish him.

So good to be close to you.

Trust me, it's good.

Look at...

Look at my face.

Look at my face.

Flap your lashes.

He's dead!

He's dead!

He's dead!

Zani, you barbarian!

He laughed it all out!

"Tum, Granny's here to pick you up."

Finally!

That was amazing!

That was so obvious.

I don't think we have to explain much about this!

Your time has come!

Open your eyes and get your red card!

You deserve it!

I'm lonely. I need company.

- Wanna see a replay? - You should see it, Tum.

Imagine if Zani had been in the game,

she would have laughed at the flappy lashes, too.

What's going on?

- Was that too much? - Totally!

Too much!

I thought to myself...

There's six of us. Why am I being targeted?

She walked to me three times!

What's wrong with her?

- Her jokes got me weak. - Yeah.

And she knew. I looked at her in the eyes, and felt triggered.

Right.

Not only Zani's jokes got you weak.

Everyone's jokes got you weak.

You look possessed all the time.

It's time for you to stay with us.

Say goodbye to your friends.

Thank you, everybody!

That's it.

I give up!

Two cards in a row, serves you right!

Feels like we're in an asylum right now.

Holy fuck!

- We've been making progress. - Right.

- We have to eliminate more people. - Yeah.

- Tum, I honor you to... - Who would you like to kill, Tum?

...push the green button.

Start the game.

It's about the body.... What's with these two?

Turn it around.

Are you putting on a show for...

...yourself?

- Yes. - Yeah.

She got bored.

- Got it. - Ticha got bored.

Bring it.

Welcome to our show.

Okay.

We are The Clitorus.

So sexy!

Look at the way she moves.

There she goes.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Dang, you're so good at dancing!

Oh, yeah!

What are they doing?

One last move!

Yeah! Oh, yeah baby!

I love you so much 'LOL'!

Yeah!

Fuck!

She might fall.

This is closer than Tonhorm's!

Oat, who hasn't fouled yet?

Pexky, Ticha and Phuak.

Wanna see them kill each other?

- Of course. - Just like Battle Royale?

Sure.

I'll have my team arrange that.

Someone's calling.

- Hello. - Kyutae.

Get Tonhorm on the phone.

Tonhorm, he wants to talk to you.

You might be in trouble.

- Hello. - Tonhorm....

Now there are three people

who haven't got the yellow card yet.

Phuak.

Pexky.

And Ticha.

Please do me a favor.

Go to the fitting room

with Pingpong and Kyutae.

There are mouth spreaders in locker number 12.

Please wear it and kill those people.

Got it.

I'm not crazy!

What's up?

- I need some coffee. - Okay.

Sorry to hear about your 'depresso'.

Look, there they are.

When it peeps, you're out.

Be careful. You might end up laughing.

Watch it.

You have nice teeth.

Oh, do I?

Yes, you do.

Do you want nice teeth? I can give you this.

Well, no, thanks. It's already in your mouth.

That was a loud gulp.

These people think they can

kill me with the mouth spreader.

I also have teeth.

Here comes Ticha.

Why are you so active?

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

If you keep doing that, I'll extend my nose hair.

What did you say? You have a toothache?

You're right.

- Damn, the nose hair! - Ticha...

If this is your real teeth,

I'll still think you're sexy.

I'm so thirsty, I want some milk.

Phuak, I want to drink milk.

Is this lactose free milk?

It's lactose free.

Three on three.

There'll be the strikers and the defenders.

How many defenders?

Two defenders.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Was that on purpose? - Absolutely.

For her sake, just laugh.

- Do it if you don't mind fouling with us. - Are you willing to get the yellow card?

Just laugh for her, please.

I can still see your resting faces.

Let's clean this up, guys.

Why the hell do I have to clean the floor?

Tum already lost.

What the fuck did I just do?

She just slipped!

What the fuck was that?

She intended to prank Ticha, then laughed herself.

What was that?

Holy shit, Tonhorm!

Why the hell did you laugh, Tonhorm?

Oh, god. She lost it.

What was wrong?

- What's up? - What's happening?

- Are you okay? - You can tell us.

My brain stopped braining.

We were just discussing about who to eliminate.

What the hell just happened?

What the fuck have I done?

No idea! You seemed miles away!

Her brain wasn't working. She was like...

It looked as if she was under a spell.

- Ticha didn't even do anything to her. - Exactly! No one did!

Just to remind you...

Let's see it once more.

That seems tough.

- There! - Look!

She lost it after sticking her tongue out!

I was like... Then...

I was so dumb.

It was crystal clear! Here's your red card!

Another one is gone.

There was too much tension here.

I feel lucky to leave the game.

Like whenever I want to eliminate someone,

I would end up laughing.

And it actually happened.

Come.

Shit!

Tonhorm, were you spaced-out?

- I was. - I can tell.

- What was the matter? - We were all confused.

- My brain stopped functioning. - Yeah.

I was holding it for so long,

and unconsciously let it out.

One second after that

I was like...

Did you try to prank someone?

I bumped into Ticha so I did a little...

Okay.

Yeah. Then, I just laughed.

I realized, "Oh, fuck!"

Come, Tonhorm.

Hit the green button.

This is how we welcome a new comer.

I see.

- Continue the game. - All right, got it.

Kyutae.

Listen up, guys!

What?

It smells like rotten eggs.

So stinky.

I'm not sure if it would work.

I'll try it anyway.

Tits looks so saggy.

That's my outfit.

No wonder why you've been gone for so long.

I know. Another friend is already gone.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- And you just popped up? - Yeah, well...

Okay, got it.

Well, I have to take a walk around.

Yeah?

Yeah, I've come this far. I might as well...

...find something to do.

Yeah, go ahead.

Look at Pingpong. He isn't doing anything.

You're bouncing!

Go on. Bounce!

Come on!

Keep bouncing.

Hey! Keep bouncing! Keep bouncing!

Keep it going! Keep it going!

Oh, baby, keep bouncing!

Keep bouncing! Keep bouncing!

Oh, baby, keep bouncing!

Keep it going! Keep it going!

Boss.

We should send a team.

- Make them laugh. - Kill 'em all.

Are you ready?

- Come on! - Let's go!

Get them.

You're pretty good at this.

- Am I? - Yeah, it's like you...

Nice twerking.

Watch your step, Granny. Can somebody take care of her?

Go, Granny, go.

You're doing good.

There are four of us. That's all I have to say.

She comes back.

- Phuak. - Ah, shit!

I'm picking you up, sweeties.

Hello, Granny!

We agreed that we must...

get rid of Phuak somehow.

So I targeted him!

Come on, Phuak. Join us.

We are the comedy team from 'LOL'.

- Okay. - Yes.

Are you ready for the show, Phuak?

Yes.

- Granny! - Yes?

Are you pregnant!?

That's right.

You're pregnant!? And...

How did you get pregnant?

Jeez, I was doing the laundry, dumbass!

I meant what did you do?

Did many positions sonny...

Are we on the same page, Granny!?

- She knows what she's doing. - Yeah.

- He's blowing his mouth. - He's doing it again.

All right.

Since we are here,

we will put on a show for you, guys.

Let's do it, my Ball-'s'.

Good. Good.

- For sure, my Ball-'s'. - We are a small team.

- Mister Phuak. - Yes?

I want you to...

perform with our comedy team.

I know that you're...

- Give him a big hand. - My pleasure.

...hella funny!

Now I know I'm the number one target

of those who had lost.

I guess they've been holding a grudge on me.

The classic jokes...

from our childhood?

I think I got it.

So I'll join them for the show.

Mm!

Assemble!

- Line up! - Come on! Run!

- Line up! - Hurry!

All right! Attention!

Very neat!

Finish these sayings.

Make hay while the...

Sun shines.

Monkey see...

Monkey poo!

- Huh!? - Oh, wait!

- Monkey do! - Right!

Good!

Was that correct?

A rolling stone...

Gathers on moss.

Yeah!

Lock the door...

I can't do it!

- Why can't you? - Because I don't have a key!

Wait! It's 'after the horse is stolen'!

After the horse is stolen!

Make mountain...

For what?

Yeah, why bother!?

She's not wrong, though.

A rolling stone...

Gathers up on the stage!

Right.

Mick Jagger is a 'rolling stone'!

Don't raise your voice, Phuak.

Because...

Phuak, I'm here to pick you up.

He's being targeted.

Phuak is getting ganged up, they want him out.

It seems like he almost cracks up.

But he raises his voice to suppress laughter.

It's so deafening.

Bring it on!

Come on!

Oh, he's boom, badoom, booming.

Has your meth just kicked in!?

Can you speak Thai?

- Yes, I can. - You look like a foreigner.

Where are you from?

- Uranus. - I see.

- Wait, you're from my anus? - No, I'm from Uranus.

But you said Uranus.

I am from Uranus.

Oh, you're my child!

I think you look like me.

Yes, dad.

- This! - The eyes.

- You got it from me? - Yes, dad.

He said yes!

- You got your mother's nose. - Yes, dad.

What's it for?

- Snorting. - Okay!

- Hey, son! - Yes, dad.

Where are you from again?

I'm from Uranus.

Are you sure?

Positive!

Oh, shit!

My brain fucking hurts!

I'm going nuts!

- Phuak, I'm here to pick you up. - Get some rest, Granny.

Have you ever been at childbirth before?

Yes, my Ball-'s'.

Oh, you have!?

Can you please tell us what it was like?

It was dark, then very bright.

Oh!

- Hey! - Hey!

- What!? - What!?

She's bugging him out!

Oh, my!

- Phuak? - What now, Granny!?

I'm trying my best!

But I'm actually dying inside.

I can feel the vibration on my lung.

I'm weak as hell.

I won't repeat what you said.

- That's good! - That's good!

- Stop it! - Stop it!

- Hey! - Hey!

- I wet my pants! - Huh!?

Fucking Granny!

We have to be careful of her.

Yeah, don't let your guard down!

Her voice already got me weak!

How the fuck did you know my trigger!?

- Is your hair real? - Yes.

- Your husband likes it? - Yes.

- Oh, really!? - Well, I'm pregnant.

Good! Good!

- Are you ready? - Umm... Yeah.

Are you sure?

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes a-pparent!

Correct?

Say again.

When it comes from Uranus!

That's not what you said.

Well, yeah!

Yeah!

I'm so right because

dad jokes are shitty!

But I can do one more.

- Okay. - Knock, knock!

- Who's there? - Maya.

- Maya who? - Maya...

- Hah! - Right!

Again, Maya who?

Maya ha-hah!

- Maya... - Hee!

- Thanks. - Phuak, that was good.

That was so good.

Very good.

I see the discouragement in

Tuck's eyes and Ball's eyes.

I'm strong like a bamboo.

I'm certain that my plan

can eliminate them.

- What's your plan? - Release a snake in there.

Trust me, they'll be eliminated.

- I can sing. I can dance. - What?

Has it started yet?

Did they turn on the red light yet?

- No. - They didn't.

Oh, yeah! I almost laughed!

Yeah. How about that?

Here she comes.

Little tigress!

Help me!

I'm about to eat your flesh!

Ticha!

Ticha!

Why are they so tough?

I think we should give them a show.

We have people who are ready to perform.

Give us a break!

The next show will be Pingpong's show.

Go!

It seems like nobody's giving up.

Fine! The only thing that can kill them...

is this show of mine!

I'm telling you that you better watch yourself!

Watch me!

I'm bringing someone to perform

the show which is called...

'Lady Split'.

Hi, there!

- Hello. - Excuse me.

May I... go home now please?

I feel so tired from studying all day.

See you, miss.

Oh, no!

He's a punk.

Nan...

Shit!

I've been longing for you.

I'm so lucky to come across you today.

You pervert!

How do you know where I'd go!? Huh!?

Have you been stalking me!?

Everyone here is witnessing this!

Please help me!

This perv has been stalking me!

- Freaking sicko! - You psycho!

Please listen to me.

I'm obsessed with you, so I followed you here!

Just get away from me!

Stop resisting!

No, please don't!

I...

- I... - I'm calling the cops.

Can I ask you something?

No way!

Will you marry me?

She's still a high school student.

That is not a ring.

Then, what is it?

That's a condom.

You're not a fan?

Don't you like that?

I'm still young.

You can't do this to me!

Gosh! I'm gone!

Don't you dare!

Don't leave!

- Come back to me! - Superb!

No!

Somebody help me!

Run, Nan, run!

She's struggling!

Fight him, Nan!

That's unacceptable.

This one has to go.

Shit! It could be me!

I just played by the script.

- Is it you!? - It's him?

- I don't know. - Not sure!

- You think so? - Yeah!

Yeah?

Nobody did anything! I was minding my own shit!

Okay. I will leave.

I was enjoying the show.

Please come with us.

You've been so tough. We don't know what to do.

But you're still under our rule.

Okay.

There's only one rule...

Don't smile or laugh.

- I fouled? - This time...

We're about to give the red card...

...to a person called...

...Pingpong!

You died at your own show.

But I was just in the character.

- Doesn't matter. Step down. - Do I really have to go?

Come and see.

I can still remember what happened.

Bitch! I look like someone's sister.

You were smiling all along..

Yeah, during the whole show!

I just really wanted to smile. I had been holding it for so long.

Fuck!

I was switching between two characters,

I forgot that I couldn't smile!

That's too bad.

I did foul.

- You couldn't hold it anymore!? - Exactly!

Now, say goodbye to your friends.

Phuak!

Pingpong!

Who will dance with you, Ticha?

- I don't know. - I'm leaving, guys!

- Papa! - See you later.

I didn't know I was digging my own grave.

It was the show.

Hold up, guys, hold up!

Actually,

no matter how long it was,

it's not too late for us to punish...

another guilty person here.

What?

Are you kidding?

From this point forward,

if you laugh or smile,

you will leave the game immediately.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I'm allergic to milk.

I'm rooting for you!

Drop the beat for me!

Why the hell won't you laugh for me?

Come on!

Damn! I'm so stoned!

It's the 'pot'.

- Now's the time. - Let's start the countdown, Oat.

Now is the endgame.

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Three!

Two!

One!

The time is up!