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LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand

Pingpong!

Come here.

Okay, guys.

What's this?

This is bread.

Okay.

Would you believe that I can

get this bread into the bottle?

What?

That's impossible

because you have to open up the bottle first.

Hold on! The bread will go into the bottle?

-Yeah. -No way.

I'm about to trick you all.

Where have you ever performed this show?

You can check if there's bread inside.

Can you see the bread inside?

You can check.

Damn!

You know too much!

I'll clean it up for you.

I almost fouled.

Look right there!

Someone fouled again.

We have to give a warning.

I didn't think it'd be that person.

I guess we gotta give another warning.

Yeah.

-Hey! -What?

God damn it, I was just about to play the flute.

-Such a shame. -Yeah, too bad.

I'm sure it wasn't me.

Who would have thought? When I was standing,

I saw no one laughing.

I'm always on the lookout for Tum to crack up.

Because he's always like...

So I thought it would have been him for sure.

We've warned you all many times.

We see that you don't smile

or laugh because of others.

But you foul because you laugh or smile at your own jokes.

It's...

I'd simply call it

"A smile of happiness."

Someone's happy.

Someone fouled and knew it.

Yeah. They were just like...

They just pulled it right back

once they realized it.

Excuse me, sir.

Can you kick me out?

Why is that?

I was out here trying to entertain friends,

and this prick over here ruined my joke.

I'm so sorry. I really didn't know

you were that well-prepared.

Anyway, the one that fouled

must be warned.

Someone's getting the card.

Here's your yellow card!

You fouled?

-He knows it too! -You fouled?

Actually, my face is like...

Typically, I smile easily.

Yeah.

Was I aware?

Yeah, but it wasn't a smile.

In my mind, I was like, "Kyutae, you little shit!"

You smiled because of Kyutae?

You didn't smile, right?

Are you sure you didn't smile?

-We'll see. -See what you did.

You know too much!

I sensed something coming, so I got out of the way.

And it actually happened.

In your face!

That was so obvious!

-You smiled and just walked away! -In your face!

I see this often, people try to make others laugh but end up laughing.

Like you just enjoy pranking people but

you forget you can't smile.

But once you realize, it's too late.

Those last four yellow cards

were extremely unexpected.

No, not at all.

-They went to Ball. -Yeah.

-Zani. -Right.

-Tonhorm. -Yes.

-And Pingpong. -Pingpong.

Is there anyone already red-carded?

Of course!

Who would that be?

I'm still not over it.

-What are we waiting for? -Let's continue!

We've got to do something.

-Yes, we have to make moves. -That was intense.

I couldn't agree more.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

-Why? -Tell us.

He Neverlands.

That's why he's always flying!

I see.

Peter Pan's always flying, how about that?

We could take that.

I'm still good.

He has too many freaking outfits!

Are you looking for trouble?

You want to get wet again?

Go ahead! Do it and I'll execute you.

Are you Japanese?

She turned her face away.

Sit down, Kyutae!

Okay! Okay!

Good! Get him!

That's it!

Hey, look at Ticha and Kyutae.

They're playing a wet game.

-Once more. -Yeah!

This is a pretty confusing moment.

Zani seems to be cringing so hard.

Now that you're hydrated, you must be hungry, right?

If you are, tell me.

You're about to lose control.

Food!

-You're hungry, yes? -Yes!

We work at the same temple.

There. This is for you.

Pingpong!

Pingpong is such a dangerous person!

-Now they... -They're too chill.

Let's watch a show.

Don't worry. This is for the show.

The next show will be Phuak's show.

Please get ready for the show, Phuak.

Honestly, the performance I have prepared

is really something that...

I'm not exactly good at.

We've all been waiting to watch him.

And he definitely did not disappoint.

All five of him.

That is something!

Premium show viewing!

I saw him rolling something in.

If he does this right, it could be devastating.

This seems like some Japanese-style shit.

There are five of them, I better avoid looking at his face.

His face is like...

Hi, there!

We are Phuak Five!

I knew Phuak would do this type of shit.

Something super creative.

He intends for everyone to foul!

Introduce your band members.

I'm Phuak One.

Phuak Two.

Phuak Three, Phuak Four and Phuak Five.

You literally look like a clothes line.

Thank you.

Tum is suffering.

Doing this solo probably won't work.

But when we come as a group...

Hello...

...Thailand!

We love you guys!

What happened to his hands?

Damn it, Ball!

I was just looking at those hands too!

Ball is such a troll!

Are you all ready

to have some fun with Phuak Five?

Their legs are all floating!

Look at that, his friends are all floating!

That's kinda cool.

He made a song for this?

That's a boy band!

They're all so in-sync!

That last one's about to fall off the stage!

Don't step on your friends' feet.

Phuak!

Yeah!

I like how you move your hips.

-Cool! -I love it!

Cool!

The middle guy moves like this...

And the first guy moves exactly the same! I'm like...

It feels like he's performing only to my face. I'm like...

"Shit! Go away!"

We want some dance music!

Bring us some dance music!

-You wanna dance? -Yes!

Bring the beat in!

After I performed the first dance song,

they asked for an encore.

And that was it.

My performance reached its peak.

Phuak! Phuak! Phuak! Phuak!

-What? -We want more dance music.

Can you play dance music once more?

-You want more? -Give us some!

Are you tired, bud?

Yeah! Yeah!

Show us that move!

Phuak is the best!

Like, yeah, it's definitely very him.

I kept telling myself, "Hold yourself together!"

I almost couldn't hold it in.

Someone fouled?

-That's a shame! -I couldn't believe that.

-Unbelievable! -Exactly!

This one made it this far.

Bitch, that was awesome!

Don't talk to me yet. Just talk to the others.

You all deserve a round of applause.

Superb, superb.

Your show was something!

I must say that you should be proud.

Because you made the unexpected one foul.

I did?

Is it Pexky?

I fouled?

-There was a moment. -That moment.

Let's watch it.

Who fouled?

Hey, who?

You fouled again?

I didn't laugh, I just pranked him.

But it's okay. I respect the rule.

Ball, we're sorry to inform you that...

...you're red carded!

You're leaving, Ball?

The pioneer of comedy is leaving us.

He was looking around to make the unguarded prey laugh.

But he ended up smiling.

I'm rooting for you.

If I could split my body in half,

I would have expressed my gratitude.

So glad I made it.

When Ball got red carded,

I thought to myself, "I'm seeing the finish line.

"The champion belt will be mine."

To my friends in the game, I'll be rooting for you guys

but don't think I won't return for my revenge.

Hey!

Well, Tum...

Ball, have a seat, have a seat.

It was difficult to hold my laughter when I saw him.

-You couldn't hold it any longer? -Yeah!

He was like...

Our camera can capture the three of you.

-So we can see what you did clearly. -Yeah, exactly.

My foul was obvious.

I was walking and smiling the whole fucking time!

As a newcomer in here, I'm giving you the honor.

Do you see that green button?

-That's the start button. -Care to start the game?

Should I just press on it?

-Press on it. -Go ahead.

-Hey! -Shit!

-The green button! -The green one!

Who fouled again?

Somebody pressed the wrong button. Sorry about that.

That was shocking!

I didn't smile.

I thought there was more.

Green!

We all ready?

Here we go!

Hello!

How are you doing?

Where should I touch?

Hi, there!

I want to dance with your friends.

That will be our honor, Pingpong.

Damn, look at Pingpong!

Fuck!

Whenever I turn my head to Phuak,

he's always holding laughter.

If Pingpong and Madam Mod form a group,

we'd all probably be gone by now.

Hey, man!

Your friends can't support you anymore.

What are you stuck on?

Hey.

-Let me help you. -He's stuck on the line.

I'll help you.

Do you think they can take a rest?

Yeah, they can use a nap.

All right. All right. I got it now.

-Your friends might be broken. -I'm so sorry.

-I'm sorry. -It's fine.

Your friends seem so fucked up.

Sitting with your friends, huh?

He has to make the most of them.

Hey, you don't want to hang with us anymore?

You're just gonna sit there?

I'm waiting for my client.

You mean "Amazon Prime"?

Yes.

That was an easy answer.

Excuse me!

Take your friends away!

If you don't, I'll laugh.

"If you don't, I'll laugh."

He has many friends.

Now what?

Give Phuak Five a break, will you?

Dear honored guests...

How long does it take to say a word?

Let's consider it a joke.

We're announcing that Zani will be punished

for violating a Community Mall rule.

For she does nothing at all

except eat and sleep.

So for the next activity,

I ask all of the contestants

to line up one-by-one,

firing jokes at her one after the other.

So Zani can have some interaction with you all.

So Zani,

please sit in the middle.

So you friends can begin cracking jokes at you one by one.

Thank you very much!

Zani doesn't laugh easily.

I guess Oat knows that

Zani is tricky.

You've got nothing else to do, Oat?

That's why you wanna get rid of me?

Come on! Bring it on!

I'll be here, you better be funny!

Let's see what happens

when we look you in the eye.

Roses are red,

I shit your bed.

That was good, girl!

Roses are red,

my dick is dead.

So close!

All right, guys, let's go!

See? She's eating again.

She's eating again even when we're talking.

-What is she eating? -Why the fuck is she always hungry?

Zani, stop eating and listen carefully.

-I'm listening! -Damn! He's serious.

Sleep with me,

I'll give you free Wi-Fi.

How sweet of you.

Hey!

Roses are red...

He was out of ideas.

How do stars stay cool?

They have fans.

Yeah.

Zani is a tough one.

Yesterday...

What about it?

...I bought fish

but I couldn't eat it.

-Why is that? -Didn't have a spoon.

Hey, that was simple.

Yesterday, my sister was at the hospital.

Damn, why?

She's a doctor.

Yeah, my sister was at the hospital too.

She's a doctor?

No, she's diabetic.

What should I do with my face, Zani?

Get a facelift, fix your nose, and cut your head off.

-Okay. -She didn't laugh, it's unbelievable.

Yesterday...

What about it?

...I bought fish.

Then, what?

I couldn't finish it.

You didn't have a spoon?

It was rotten!

Let's go! We'll try again!

What is brown and sticky?

-A stick. -Correct.

Hey, that was too easy!

My delivery was so unsuccessful!

The punishment for Zani is over.

It's me!

You fouled?

When?

-Are you sure? -Yeah?

You smiled?

She did?

When did it happen?

You cracked a tiny smile, right? Right?

Unbelievable.

She was getting ganged up on, anyone would laugh!

Damn! My best friend!

-They're here! -Yeah!

The eyes say it all!

You've been doing nothing at all, bud.

I've been holding it in for long!

You've been doing nothing but sleeping and eating.

Dude, I was playing with that bucket.

All you did was sleep and eat!

There are two people who don't stop eating.

You and Tonhorm.

Did you smoke weed or something?

Fucking six-hour show, man!

-You're hard to crack. -Yeah, you're so tough.

-That's true! -You're tough.

But...

There's always a "but."

But what?

I just fouled.

What did you do?

She knows.

Let's take a look.

-What is brown and sticky? -A stick.

-That's correct. -Hey, that was too easy!

She thought she won.

I thought I killed it!

Well, they kept firing jokes on me like that.

I couldn't hold it, my brain was just mush, you know?

They kept firing jokes at me!

In my head, "I got it! I got it!"

Once it was over, I let out a big sigh.

That's it.

She thought she made it through, but no!

I thought to myself, "Wait until you see my dope-ass show!"

But wait, that'll never happen.

-Were you aware? -Of course!

I was aware, okay?

So Zani you are red carded!

A red card?

I already got the yellow card.

Yeah, she did.

I'll be eating outside while waiting for you.

You want more food?

She's a hungry lady.

Say goodbye to your friends.

Kill it!

Hey, won't you wanna say goodbye to Phuak Five?

-We are Phuak Five! -I hate Phuak Five!

She did well to hold it in that long.

But in the end, she wasn't able to escape

the red card.

Bye-bye.

Since you're here, I'll honor you to...

For sure!

...start the game.

Okay, I'll press the button.

Hit it hard, go!

Here we go!

It started.

-I thought I was done. -I was shocked.

Yeah.

Let's do it the hard way.

I brought her to the show because she's lonely.

She's lonely in a barn.

She's also coming to the show.

She's been bored in the pond.

This one got here ages ago.

I think she might be lonely.

Pingpong, are you getting props?

She's at it again.

-She's cracking western jokes. -Right.

Her style's similar to Kyutae's.

-Right. -It's unpredictable.

-Come on and drink my milk. -There, there. You see?

I got six nipples for you!

She laid on the floor, pulling off that joke.

Her effort is admirable!

Hey, look, look, look!

The fun begins!

Look at these international comedians.

Kyutae. Want some milk?

-Want cow milk? -Cow milk?

No! I don't wanna look!

Cow milk!

There should be a playroom for these two.

We really have no idea!

High calcium!

Tum!

Nobody wants to drink my milk?

Let's continue to watch the show.

We should watch Pexky.

I haven't seen Pexky shine!

-I think it's time for her to shine. -Absolutely, yes.

-Now what? -What do you want?

And the next show will be Pexky's show.

It's my turn now.

I really hope that my show will give

a yellow card or eliminate someone.

Her show will be pro-level shit.

Is Pexky a comedian?

-She's an entertainer. -I thought she was a singer.

No, no, she has been a comedian.

She's good at doing impressions.

She's been a comedian for a long time.

She's a professional comedian.

Tum writes jokes on a note.

Pexky has it all in her head.

What a brilliant mind!

If I cut her up, she would bleed jokes.

Today, you are here with me, Pexky-gator.

There will be an alligator show today!

That sounds scary!

In our first show, you will behold

the cruelest animal in Thailand!

Please give Miss Greenie a round of applause!

-She brought a real alligator!? -She's performing a ceremony.

She's performing a ceremony.

Alligators are sacred to her, that's why she has to do that.

Here we go.

-Hey, be careful! -It's quite fierce.

This gator has been starving lately.

We've been out of chicken for a while.

Would it like some pork?

It's coming!

Please help me with the countdown.

Three, two, one!

Greenie! Greenie!

Greenie! Greenie!

Greenie! Greenie!

This is our alligator!

That's so unique!

I like the simple jokes.

When I saw she's using a trash can as a gator,

that was game over.

All I could do was hold in my laughter.

-It looks aggressive! -It looks so fierce!

It is really green!

She's giving it some water.

-She's dampening it. -It likes some moisture.

The first show, you'll see...

the opening of the gator's mouth.

That's really dangerous.

Children must be under parental advisory.

Be careful, son.

Girl, she's riding it!

She's riding it!

And the next show...

Greenie's show is good!

It's simple and good!

She's so imaginative, using a trash can as a gator!

Gee, she opens its mouth again.

Okay. Its jaw isn't locked.

It's fine. It's fine.

It's stubborn.

For our last show,

I've gotta say, I've been training for this...

for a total of two days!

-Such a long time! -Is that too long?

I will slide my body

into the gator's mouth!

Don't do it! Please don't do it!

-I'm so scared! -That's dangerous.

That's so dangerous!

Please be careful!

Please watch out!

She's not playing around!

One!

Two! Three!

She's doing it so smooth!

Damn, girl!

Girl, you're becoming its food!

Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!

You can take some photos.

Shit! What's happening?

You bad gator!

Son!

It's ketchup.

I was just kidding, everyone.

You got me worried!

Audience!

Please come up for some photos with Greenie.

Go, go! Go for some photos!

-Can I have some photos with it? -Of course! Take some photos!

I brought my little one!

When he...

I snuck out to draw it before her show.

She called me up, so I hit the jackpot!

Smile to them!

Smile, smile, smile, smile!

I had to create a vibration in my throat, I held it like,

Pingpong, you asshole!

I'm begging you, Pingpong! Please give me a break!

I'm sexy and natural.

Smile! Smile!

Wanna go for some photos?

Would you like to take some photos?

Smile! My baby's here!

My baby's here!

Girl, where are you going?

The show is over! We are leaving!

-See you! -Bye-bye!

See you!

Bye-bye!

Thanks!

-Did she know about Pingpong? -I don't know.

We have to take care of that one.

Here we go.

Pingpong and I looked at each other like...

"Hey, that could be us!"

Phuak almost fouled many times,

so I think this time it's him for sure!

I've worked with him before, he laughs easily.

That type of joke always triggers him.

I'm already shocked.

Who?

I'm not sure about this.

It could be me, I'm not sure.

It might be me.

It could be me, too.

You guys?

I don't know.

-Or me? -Could be.

I don't know.

Hello, "horny" guests...

I mean, honored guests.

That's "left."

I can't erase the ink. It's "permament" ink.

I forgot to tell you, the first time, you'd feel the pain.

Okay!

Two legends walk in.

They can laugh and we have to face them?