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LOL: Last One Laughing Thailand

Welcome to Last One Laughing Thailand.

This is the Thai debut for this reality show.

There is only one rule.

Make everybody laugh, except yourself.

We'll gather ten people to be in this Community Mall

for six hours straight!

We picked ten talented people.

We'll have celebs, singers, actors

YouTubers, and of course, comedians!

That's right. These ten people

have no idea who the other contestants are.

- Yeah! - I assure you, this is going to be fun!

This Mall has many spaces to utilize.

You can change outfits in the fitting room.

You can create the funniest looks

that will make your friends laugh to death.

Just no laughing!

Yep! As mentioned earlier, that's our only rule here.

We'll be keeping our eyes on our contestants

through over 40 cameras in this Community Mall.

Viewers,

this is the championship belt!

It will go, of course, to the last one laughing.

As well as a 1,000,000 baht reward

which will go to the charity of the winner's choice.

And this is our War Room,

for us to watch them suffer from holding back laughter.

We feel like gods in here!

We have all the angles.

And let me repeat,

these ten people have no idea who they'll meet here.

They don't know their opponents.

Hell, they don't even know we're the hosts.

All right, let's see our first competitor!

You know what, let's just call them victims instead.

Now's the time for us to open this Community Mall.

- Are you ready? - I am.

Let's do it, Oat!

Go!

Don't tell me it's him!

Hello! Hello!

I'm Tuck Boriboon Chanrueng.

I've been in the entertainment industry for about 30 years,

since I was ten years old.

I am still as hot and as cool as ever.

I commit to self-maintenance.

Which way?

I'm the first one!

This guy is top-tier.

Come and challenge me!

For this competition,

I need to find ways to survive until the end,

I have my finishing moves.

I am Ticha.

Kanticha Chumma.

I am 28 years old.

When I knew I'll be in Last One Laughing,

I was like, "Oh, my God!

Ticha!

- Damn! Hello you! - Hello!

Hi!

Tuck is the first person I see.

I was like, "This is the first guy to arrive?"

Nice to see you. Why do I have to compete against you?

The only thing I'm a sucker for is women.

I'll be all shy and blushing.

There are eight more souls that will appear,

and the first competitor is a national top-tier comedian.

Hello!

Hi, there!

My name is Kyutae Sim.

I have a YouTube channel called "Kyutae Oppa!"

This is so grand!

The jokes I've prepared for this show are ones I've never used before.

I'll be trying them for the first time on this show.

Kyutae!

Hey! Bro!

Tuck, it's you!

Tuck!

Kyutae!

Hold up!

The third competitor is Kyutae.

- Ticha! - Kyutae!

I'm super happy. I just worked with him yesterday.

I worked with her yesterday and now we meet again!

He's a topnotch YouTuber of Thailand.

He's so fun and amusing.

He could bring a good dynamic to the group.

That's funny!

We're gonna need a security guard on-site.

Hello, I'm DJ Tonhorm.

Sakuntala Teinpairoj.

I've been in this industry for about ten years.

I consider myself as a young star.

Because I spend money on looking good.

The queen arrives!

Hello, Madam Tonnhorm!

Madam Tonhorm!

Did you come to the wrong show, ma'am?

Oh, my God!

This is my usual attire.

It's not my fault everyone else is basic.

Luxury is my style.

Other people just can't pull if off like me.

Hello. My name is Phuak.

Pongsatorn Jongwilas.

I'm not a person who laughs easily.

So it'll be difficult for you to beat me.

Oh, my God!

Phuak!

Phuak!

I am the fifth competitor.

Among the four that got here before me,

Tonhorm shocks me the most.

Because we work together every week.

We sit next to each other. But neither person mentioned any of this.

And he's like, "You fucking ass!"

All there except you.

Why would they bring this kind of person?

Hello! I'm Zani.

Nipaporn Thititanakarn.

I guess my style is just being loud and spontaneous.

Cringe kind of stuff that's like, "All right, that was actually good."

I don't know who I'm about to meet.

But I've been making guesses.

Did you have nothing better to do?

Hello, everyone!

Hi!

I'll tell you that

Zani is quick-witted.

Plus, she's way too multi-talented!

I just have one thing to say.

Laugh while you still can!

Let it all out.

Laugh until you shit yourselves!

Let's see who's next.

Hello people from over the world!

I'm Tum Warawut, 29 years old.

I enjoy watching comedy shows and sitcoms.

So I'm always looking for an excuse to laugh.

This is going to be a torture chamber.

Here we go, guys!

- This is so exciting. - I think it's fucking Oat.

- That's a good guess. - She thinks it might be you.

- You think so? - Yeah.

Within the first five minutes, I got a sore throat from laughing.

When I see Tonhorm and everyone else,

I feel victimized because they're laughing so hard.

This is a bunch of a tough people.

Let's see if I can last for

six hours or six seconds. We'll see.

I'd better be off!

I'm Pingpong.

Sexy star from Thailand!

What kind of place is this?

Is this a morgue?

A human slaughterhouse?

- This one is hilarious. - 100%.

I knew it!

I knew you guys would be here!

Pingpong's sense of humor

is my weak point.

He makes you laugh without warning.

And he's sort of...

...naturally funny and nice.

You should be wary.

Because I don't even know what I'm about to do.

Just don't accidentally look in my direction.

This is exciting!

Hello, I'm Pexky Sretunya.

How long have I been in the industry?

I need to make it clear, I'm not in the comedy industry

or the entertainment industry.

Because I'm in the modeling industry.

Okay. I'm kidding.

At first glance, this place

is obviously heaven.

All of these talented people gathered here.

But when I really thought about it,

this is hell.

Hello! Hello!

Hi there, demons!

Hello!

Let me tell you about Pexky.

She is so witty that

she can joke about anything.

She can tell jokes with stories.

She's quick-witted. She can do anything.

Lock the door!

Yeah! Lock the door!

Block the door with these tree pots.

- We should hide. - We'll kick them and lock the door.

- Seriously? - Yeah!

Just the nine of us.

Because we don't wanna meet the last person.

That's why we block the door.

That's it. Don't let them in.

Yeah, right. Good job.

Don't let them in.

Nice!

Hello!

I'm Ball Chernyim.

Chernyim Trim-My-Balls.

Block the door.

Look, they can't open the door.

Can it be opened?

Here we go! Here we go!

This one is a bad boy.

Keep him away.

Keep him away.

This one is scary.

Why are there only old masseuses available?

We're not masseuses.

Why are you smiling?

Come here, man!

- You bad boy! - Pexky!

- I thought you missed the calls. - Tonhorm is here too.

I thought you needed more sleep.

Hi, Tum.

Hello, Ball.

Hi, Phuak.

This one's a bad dude. Don't befriend him.

Wait a second!

Can you guys not team up?

Why not?

Don't talk in private!

No whispering plans.

Says the man who first made a plan with Tum.

How dare you?

It's time for us to meet them?

It's time, Oat. Let's go.

What is it now?

Hi!

Everybody's here.

Oat, you bitch!

He's a host.

I knew he would come. I thought to myself

that, "Oat, you're so coming to this show."

We would like to officially welcome you to

Last One Laughing Thailand.

I wish everyone enjoys the game.

Firstly, hear out the rule that

you have to strictly follow.

Please keep this in mind!

Our first and only rule.

Make everyone laugh except yourself.

That sounds easy. It won't be that hard,

if I don't accidentally laugh.

Nah. I don't think anyone can beat me.

We have three different audio signals.

Each signal has its message.

Listen carefully.

This is the first signal.

The signal itself could make me laugh.

When you hear this signal,

it means the game has begun.

And we won't allow you to laugh or smile at all.

That's right.

When the game starts,

you'll be in it for six hours.

You guys can't smile or laugh at all.

Keep yourselves together!

- Stop laughing! - You expect me to hold a laugh?

See? This is just a warm-up.

- Be careful! - Okay. Okay.

Leaving the game when you laugh

seems like a harsh punishment.

- We'll first give a warning, right? - That's correct.

That's why we have the next signal.

So frightening.

Whenever you hear this signal,

means there has been a foul.

Smiling and laughing are fouls.

Tell them about the punishment, Cee.

We'll give the yellow card as a warning.

But if you laugh for the second time,

we'll give you the red card.

Tell them what it means, Oat.

It means you have to leave the game.

And you will be with us in the War Room.

The next signal is the last one.

It sounds like this.

"Attention, please."

That's right. It means showtime.

Each of you will have your own performances.

You all have prepared for them already.

But during that time,

whether you're a performer or audience, gather in this area.

The signal that you just heard isn't just for the performances,

but also for our show's activities,

in which I'll be telling you what to do.

All right!

The last one laughing out of the ten of you

will walk out of this Community Mall with 1,000,000 baht.

That is to be given to the charity you've chosen.

If I can get rid of one or two people, I would feel okay.

But if I'm the first to leave the game...

...that would be shameful!

Welcome, everybody! I wish you guys have fun!

Best of luck, guys!

-Good luck, everyone! -Thank you.

Enjoy the game, guys!

Fucking chaotic!

That took so long to explain.

Now we've seen all the competitors.

We've kind of gotten a glimpse of their styles.

Let's see how well they can hold the laughter.

Now's the time.

Yeah! Let's see how much fun we can bring!

Look carefully. They're still smiling.

- You ready, Oat? - I am.

- What's happening? - What's with the light?

What's yellow?

Shit!

What was that?

- No idea. - What was that?

First come, first serve.

Silence.

Like nothing happened.

If it were an explosion, you'd compare it to a child's to firecracker.

Good!

You said you got it.

- I... - You said you got it.

Not this time. Never mind, I'll keep trying.

You said you got it.

Don't feel discouraged!

We tried something, it didn't work,

don't feel discouraged, bro!

I gotta say...

The yellow shit was dope.

- Don't look at me like that, bro. - The yellow shit was so dope though.

What would we do in their situation?

We'd have to fill our stomachs first.

Or what, I don't know.

- I guess we would keep walking around. - Yeah.

Not pay any attention.

They're playing chess now, look.

- I notice that Phuak's targeting Tum. - Exactly!

What would I do without you, Tum?

Let's ally.

Tum.

Tum!

- He's on the verge of losing it. - Yeah.

- It must be difficult for him. - Because he saw his face.

So he made a noise like...

Tuck!

- Cut it out, bro! - Phuak.

You shouldn't target someone!

Well, Tuck Boriboon

keeps chasing me.

I know he's targeting me.

Phuak.

Just quit chasing me already, bro!

Let's talk about it, bro.

What's up?

Fucking hell!

It's like we know each other's secrets.

I know everyone here is a damn snake, ready-to-strike.

When I walk into someone, they walk away.

- Shall we? - Of course.

- Ready? - Let's go.

What's happening?

What's going on?

Our first show for today,

will be Pingpong's show.

They said, "Hurry up, the clocki's ticking."

Let me tell you this.

If you ask me who's

most likely to crack me up,

no doubt, it's Pingpong.

He's so good,

every move he makes is so funny.

He'll probably have me dead.

That is quite messed up

when they say I'm the first.

I'm like, "Oh, no!"

If you're happy and know it

Please clap your hands

If you're happy and know it

Please clap your hands

If you're happy and know it

And you really want to show it

If you're happy and you know it

Then clap your ass

Good start, good start.

Welcome to

Today, we have an animal

that has made a long voyage across the sea.

I want you guys to meet him.

He's so starving.

Can you guys feed him?

Yes!

If you're ready, a round of applause!

All right, let's do it.

First off, let me instruct you

on how to feed him.

We only get one slice of bread?

Excuse me,

since we already have some bread, could we have milk too?

You can milk yourself for that.

This is amusing.

Looking at him is already funny.

Because he's a sweet person.

Watching him perform is

enjoyable.

I'll tell you how to feed him.

You can't throw it like this.

That would be too much for him.

You have to do the

180 degree throw.

Okay. I see. I see.

It's easier for him to catch.

Okay!

If you're ready to meet him,

clap your hands!

And here he comes!

He's so funny.

The first show is a Seal Show.

Well, you know his...

...chubbiness makes it more

adorable.

Feed me! Feed me!

Good idea.

Good job!

Good job.

Good idea!

- This is really a... - Good idea.

- Yeah. - This shit is art.

During Pingpong's show,

he keeps on saying, "Good idea!"

He has a good idea.

He has a good idea.

Clever.

I'm leaving! I'm leaving!

Bye-bye!

Okay, we've let him off the hook for way too long.

- Yeah. - We gotta remind him a little bit.

Smack his hand a little bit.

- Who? - Who smiled?

Who was it?

Who smiled?

No, no, no!

That's not me!

"Was it you? Was it me?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no."

I didn't think it'd happen this fast.

Certainly not me.

I'm still serious even now.

It's definitely not me.

- Who is it? - Who?

Definitely not me.

You guys seriously disappointed us!

Yeah.

- Especially this one individual! - Who is it?

Who is it?

Please remind me of the rules.

"Don't smile."

- Yeah! - And no laughing.

Exactly!

Yeah!

Let's see who it was.

Now can you see who?

At first, he was walking around.

While you were watching the show,

he kept walking around.

And he flashed a smile!

He smiled!

They recorded every move I made.

I got one.

Tuck Boriboon.

Bro, you were like,

you were like, "You guys are dead!"

Hey, wasn't that too fast, man?

It was like he didn't even know

that he smiled.

He was like...

What the heck were you smiling at?

Exactly!

He was walking around and smiled like crazy.

Stop smiling!

Why are you so freaking happy?

He's happy being with us, perhaps.

- Listen. - I'm sorry.

You're in a competition.

- You're acting like... - I'm sorry.

...a dad bringing his children on vacation.

On your knees!

- On your knees! - Got something to say?

On your knees!

Well, I...

I just got here!

We all just got here!

Damn right, Pingpong!

Tuck, let me tell you this.

Are you crying?

Look, I'm just wondering,

why the fuck is Mister Phuak so damn serious?

I never thought it'd be this serious.

I thought I would just come

and hang around for laughs.

This is a six-hour show!

Six-hour show!

You smiled

within the first few minutes!

Take the yellow card, man!

You've been warned.

I was holding it for so long.

You know why?

When we were feeding,

he just kept saying, "Good idea."

Was it wrong?

I just smiled a little. And kept saying, "Good idea."

That's all.

He looked like a dad in a theme park.

This is a six-hour show.

And he smiled within the first ten minutes.

- What the heck? - And once he started he just didn't stop.

He's too chill.

He smiled like...

But he knows now.

- Shall we proceed? - Ready?

The game resumes.

Why are you so happy today?

- I'm glad. - About?

I'm just glad to see them.

It's been a while since I last saw them.

That was why you smiled?

What's your plan?

You almost left Kyutae behind.

It won't happen again.

Tuck keeps telling me that

he'll take me to the goal.

He promises me first place.

So thank you, Tuck.

- Are Tuck and Ball targeting Kyutae? - I don't think so.

I think Tuck should calm down.

Because he's such a smiley person.

Now's the time

for everyone to see the real deal.

I'll get rid of you one by one.

What the hell you on about? You just got yellow-carded!

If Tuck can't stay in the game,

he can surrender.

And we'll toss him back in to mess with them.

You think so?

Just laugh it out!

Just laugh!

Shit!

My ear is about to fall off.

Shit, I'm tearing up.

Of course I'm wary of Ball and Tuck.

Because they're a team.

They're close friends.

Phuak tried to convince me to team up with him.

But I don't think I'll team up with anyone.

We're going to be the three finalists, aren't we?

Why are we playing against each other?

Please tell me.

Stay strong.

Hand!

Ball.

We must make others laugh.

Keeping your enemies close

is a good strategy.

I plan to, no matter what,

stick with this group of three

till I reach the final three.

- Should we target Ticha? - If you want to.

- Phuak, let's get Pingpong. - I think Tuck...

Hey!

Tum!

Tum.

Come.

Show them what you got.

What's one table?

One table.

Damn it, man!

- Jelly beans! - Belly jeans!

- Hair bug! - Hug bear!

Sick my duck!

Suck my dick!

Damn! Tum is pretty tough!

Yeah.

- Phuak also didn't laugh. - Yeah!

We got this wrong.

Well, I think Phuak is trying to

blend in with Tuck and Ball,

so he can beat others.

Dear honored guests,

be prepared for the next activity.

"The Millionaire Salesperson."

On stage, you'll see the products

that you have to successfully

sell at one million baht.

Convince the buyers, guys.

The activity participants are

Tum, Tonhorm and Tuck.

They didn't call me.

"The Millionaire Salesperson."

Honestly.

I feel pressured because

I have to make them laugh.

And as a singer, it's my nature

to be on stage and entertain.

So not smiling is hard.

This fish sauce with chili costs a million.

Why is it so expensive?

Because it's special.

Normally, it's made from anchovy.

Anchovy is a Thai fish.

But this is made from a hammerhead shark

from the ocean known as

Atlan-tits.

Atlantic!

He almost made himself laugh!

My patience has its limit.

It's almost at 100%.

And I was like

so close to cracking.

Atlan-tits.

Again?

Does it make you transform?

Tum's almost cracking up.

What country is the chili from?

It's from Massachusetts, United States of America.

What do they call chili in the States?

What?

My confidence just

dropped down to 40%.

Man, this is not good.

I admire his effort.

He's good.

He fixed the situation.

Is the rubber that is used

to hold the package expensive?

I was wondering the same.

The package isn't

but the rubber is.

This rubber is 0.03 millimeter thin.

Hey, Tuck!

- You like that, don't you? - It's Tuck's precious ring.

I'll take just the rubber.

Do you actually use the rubber?

Occasionally.

When I buy food...

There's a smile!

Okay!

Who is it?

Who is it?

Oh, no! Will I get yellow-carded?

Did the camera catch me?

These people.

I told them not to laugh.

Darn it!

Who is it?

- I didn't even realize. - I'm excited.

It's Tum.

Was it you, Tum?

The shark, bro.

I did the shark pose.

- The hammerhead shark. - And

the yellow card goes to...

Pingpong.

What did I do?

What did I do?

What did I do?

I did nothing!

I almost died because of Pingpong!

- I swear I did nothing wrong! - He almost made me laugh.

- You want to know what you did? - I swear it wasn't me.

Whatever anyone did, I was like,

Okay.

I was just like...

For real! I swear!

Is that what you think you did?

- Yeah? - Yeah!

- Let's see what you did. - When did he smile?

I'm sure I didn't.

You helped him with the role?

Look!

Damn it!

Does that count as a laugh?

Just a little.

Did you laugh?

If you laugh for even just a split second,

we'll take that as a foul.

Fuck that!

His joke might've sounded flat but his improvisation made me...

So you seemed too happy.

You've been warned!

- He just wanted help Tum. - You've been warned!

- I was triggered. - Tum was too much.

What kind of hammerhead shark

sauce can make him transform?

And how did you react?

Like, yeah?

I tried to make others laugh.

He tried to make others laugh.

Look over there.

What is he doing there alone?

With all my tactics...

What are you doing?

Who are you talking to?

No one will be the champion but me.

What are you on?

Now I know the rule.

Now I do.

- That was good. - Yeah, right.

- That was good. - Yeah.

When he...

True.

- He was selling and he cracked. - And it was just a little smile.

- Shall we proceed? - Sure.

There are two more salespersons.

Bring it. I also wanna see them.

Shall we?

Let the game continue!

The ones who turn on the alarm light should go first.

What?

The Millionaire Salesperson game will continue soon.

- Tonhorm is next. - It's not over.

Tonhorm!

Get it, girl!

I keep reminding myself not to freeze up on stage.

The game just started.

That's all think about.

If you ask me who will laugh at their own joke,

Tonhorm is most likely the one.

This is the...

What is it?

Is it a grill pan?

You might think it's a grill pan at first glance.

Actually, this is a weather forecasting box.

Normally, I sell grill pans.

Why are you holding it so low?

It also comes with the holes.

- A weather forecasting box. - Buy one, get one free?

She's the most creative.

How she sells it...

Well, she does it like a pro.

I wonder what else she's been selling before.

Its hole has a special function.

And each hole can stretch.

Push the button and the hole will stretch.

What's the use of the hole?

Forecast weather.

That's brilliant!

When it rains, the hole will get bigger.

When it's hot and dry, the hole gets tighter.

You're really good at this kind of stuff.

I can't think of something else.

Do the holes get clogged?

Yeah, if we don't use them for too long.

But don't worry.

Lube is included in the bundle.

I cannot improvise at all.

In my head, there's nothing above the belt.

Contact the number below to make an order.

You can scan the QR code here.

Thank you!

Tonhorm was pretty good.

But just my idea in my head

already made me laugh.

Everyone!

The product I'm selling you is...

Hold on.

What's that?

Fish sauce with chili.

When he picked it up...

Everyone says, "It was used!"

Tum already used it.

You wanna use something else?

He said, "No, I'll use this one."

It's already been used.

I'm not here to sell this.

I just wanna show off

my fish sauce with chili.

I see.

Some of you might wonder

if it's edible or not.

We'll never know if we don't try.

Don't do that!

- No! - Tuck!

You're the man of your word.

Is he going to drink the whole thing?

Dude, that's not too salty, bro?

Why did he drink fish sauce?

What was that?

That's salty.

Too salty.

Goddamn! Holy shit!

Fuck!

Phuak is a horse.

Kyutae Oppa will perform in the next show.

Hey, watch out!

I'm good with spoonerisms.

Chonburi?

Burichon!

- Tak!? - Hak!

What was that?

Relax, relax.

I'll massage you.

These people are savages!