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Ringing bells

- Manou, are you ready? - It's gonna be yours.

- It's gonna be yours!

Fairytale music

...

- Come on! Let's go.

...

So, when did we meet , Mrs. Connellasse?

- Connellas. We don't say the "s" at the end.

I don't know ... A little over a year, I think.

But there, I have very, very pain.

- We'll see that.

- It's nice, Madame Blanchot, to take me urgently.

- That's normal, Mrs Connellasse.

Oh dear, yes ... There, it's huge!

There is a big, big, big job to do.

It can't wait any longer.

Did I give you a quote?

- Hmm ... Too expensive.

- Not understood. - Too expensive.

- Mme Connellasse, teeth are our roots.

We don't save on that. It plays on all health.

Come on, open up.

Open up, Mrs Connellasse.

I'm not gonna hurt you. It is to watch.

What happened ?

- It's Hungary.

- OK, I'll take you home.

- But ... My pain, my abscess?

- They surely have an after-sales service in Hungary.

Goodbye, Mrs Connellasse. Good luck.

Nathalie, Mrs Connellasse,

you take it out of the files for me.

- Good, Mme Blanchot. - I'll talk to my husband.

He's going to give him a tax check. It will make her teeth a second time.

- Exactly, he's here.

- Ah? - He broke the ceramic

of 18.

- That tires me all. Me I...

- This is Europe.

We can't do anything about it!

- It's the 6th in 1 month. In a year, my practice is worth nothing.

It's a sign: you must stop, I must sell

and let's get out! We need global warming.

Especially you. You must rest. - If you're upset, we'll see tomorrow.

- So that it gets infected? Come on, open up!

T'as bu?

- Ah not. Ah not ...

Ah! Champagne.

- You're drunk ?

He's drunk!

- Not at all.

I spoke to you

the plan to reduce the number of civil servants?

- Are you one of them?

- Early retirement.

- Full rate?

- At full rate.

- My darling I love you ! He's laughing.

I love you I love you !

Oh, that's it, we're going to leave! - Yes !

- Bye bye to the office, the idiots, the pissers, the family!

On part, on part, on part !

- Are you going to die there? - No, we're going over there. Say nothing.

- It's a secret ? - Yes. No, it's not a secret.

It's a surprise. - I like surprises.

- Ah...

- PATOU !

- Attention, my little cabbages!

They arrive.

- Motus and sewn mouth.

- I am ready.

Playful music

...

- Finally, mom! 20 hours a week!

- She is adorable.

- A cleaning lady 20 h / week!

It does not exist. - Yes, it exists at home.

- You have a two-room apartment. What is she doing ?

- She keeps me company.

We chat, we stroll. You don't come to see me anymore.

I must take care of myself! - Of course I'm coming to see you!

I came last year! - Oh !

- My Martin is beautiful, eh?

- I wouldn't say the opposite, he's our son.

- Yes, it's true.

I hope you enjoy your retirement, Marie-Louise.

- Me, it's Marilou.

- Trust me, we'll take advantage of it.

- I'm telling you this because my uncle,

he retired and 6 months later: heart attack!

- Like my daddy!

- Well at the same time, he was 61 years old, so ...

How old are you? - 62.

- You've already enjoyed it. - Oh yes ! Huh?

- Yes ! It's yours over there.

- I'm going to get a makeover to be on TV.

(- Look honey, a quiche that eats a quiche.)

- I think it's good.

- Who ?

- The quiche!

* - Taste this, Popi. Its good ? Yes...

*- It's okay ? They are good ?

* - Those with salmon, he doesn't like too much,

and those with black olives, he loves it.

* - That's truffle.

- Mom is scolding dad again! *- Your father !

- Daddy, she scolded you, mom!

Laughs

- It's cute.

Marilou, how long have we been friends?

- I don't know ... 15 years old, 20 years old, right?

- We can tell each other things.

- But of course !

- Your daughter will take you for an educational assistant.

- I do not care. I love them.

- Because you don't have them often.

- He is right.

Not too boastful. We quickly get trapped.

- You will become "chicouf".

- "Chicouf"?

- "Chic", I am happy to see them and to keep them.

- "Phew", finally they leave.

If you say yes once,

it's wednesday every day.

- Their big sentence: "You have free time."

- Hold on. I'll stop you right away.

We will have free time, but elsewhere.

Wait, you will understand. - Ah ...

Marilou hums "Je vole" by Michel Sardou.

...

You will understand later.

* Children! We're going to make our announcement.

- YES ! *- Darling ! Darling !

*- Yes Yes. That's it ! I repeated.

Someone clinks a glass.

- Come on! Come ! Come !

- Come ! * - Ah! Taken aback by the son.

- Come ! - Dad mom. Come ! Come !

Well ... daddy,

mom, you are not getting old!

- Yes, it's true.

- You gain value.

You are not old, you are just young

for longer. - Ah yes !

- As is customary,

we move on to gifts.

Dad, come closer.

We start with that of Arnaud and Cécile.

- Ah! Ah!

- Philippe, I know you are missing some stuff

to tinker ...

Then! - OH!

- A toolbox!

And wait, coming from you,

this is pro material.

- Open the cash register, it's not over.

- What do you mean, it's not over?

- Oh dear ! It's not junk.

You must have ruined yourself!

A drill !

- OH ! - A jigsaw!

- AH !

- And I offered an olive tree.

Because my name is Olivier. They did not understand!

- A level !

- OH !

- Thank you, my big one and thank you, my darling!

- He took her a full option box. Well done !

- Mom ! Come ! It's yours. - To me ?

- Good yes ! - Oh !

- Ah, ah!

- Here. Here, Marie-Louise.

- Marilou. - Yes.

I hope that pleases you. I chose it.

- So really, it shouldn't.

I can't wait to see.

Oh... - Ah !

- It's beautiful, isn't it? - OH !

- Thank you.

Martin has to show you how it works.

- How it works ?

- Yes. Behind you have a USB socket to connect and program it.

- To program what? - Well the necklace.

If you feel bad you hit the blue stone

and it calls for help arriving direct.

We've already programmed everything.

- There is a built-in GPS. They come direct.

- At your age, you can never be too careful.

- We wish you :

a good retirement! - GOOD RETIREMENT !

- Yeah! Yeah!

- Bravo !

- They all piss me off,

we make the announcement and kick them out.

He never stops!

- It's us again.

- We wanted to take advantage of it, since we are complete.

There you go, we have great news to tell you.

It's for March. - OH !

- Yeah!

It doesn't show yet

because I am very thin.

So you can take care of it

when we work.

- Isn't that great?

Go! Long live retirement! - YEAH!

- Long live retirement!

- There, we make the announcement. It'll calm them down.

- Yes Yes. Come on. - So ! So...

- I need to talk to you. This is serious.

- What? - I got a call from ...

- Did you see ? He liked it.

- Didn't we say 100 euros max? - No !

- Yes ! - Is that so ?

- Honey, we only have one retreat. - But we only have one PEL.

- Your Arnaud has always been generous .

- Ah, there you go ! Thanks, Mamiline. A little kiss ?

- Stop, you're annoying me! There, you annoy me!

- I don't know why Dr Gavotte called me.

He called me Philippe all the time.

- I didn't know he was still Mamiline's doctor.

- Yeah, me neither.

- He's formal. He only has a few weeks left.

- What?

- A few weeks, big max.

It's up to us to decide whether or not to tell him.

I don't think we should say anything.

- Oh it's ...

- Does Cecile know? - No.

- I'll let her know. I tell him.

- Oh...

- But do you realize? - Hm ...

- A few weeks, he said. - Hm ...

I'm coming back, honey.

More...

(What are you doing ?)

- That's a laser meter. This allows to...

(- I know, but not now.) - It's for sale.

(- Put away your lightsaber and move more. Got it?)

(You'll do this after the party. I'll explain it to you.)

Mom's ass.

- My little mother ! I wanted to tell you

that you are absolutely right. Your cleaning lady,

take it 20 hours! 40 hours, if you want. Huh?

- But what happens to you all of a sudden?

You yelled at me and there, you're all honey.

- Is that so ? No no no !

I am normal.

- Oh, my darling! - Yes.

Even more, eh, if you want.

- Are you okay, Olivier, if we have the meeting here? We are tired.

- With Olivier,

should not be shy.

- We're not changing plans, but we can't announce it.

- Announce what?

- Let us move to Portugal! Listen !

- Me, I'm not too sure with mom who is going to leave.

- You can go too. So we have to go.

- So what do we do...

- But I told you! We don't change anything!

You sell the house here and you find us one there!

We don't change anything! (- Is he still okay?)

(- But of course !)

(He can't say it because of his mom, but he's on it.)

(- With Olivier, immediately said, immediately done.)

(I will find the house of your dreams.)

(- Okay, but it's secret. Motus and mouth sewn.)

(- I am a grave!)

- Honey, turn up the volume. There is Martinou who will pass.

* - Another amazing game, Harold.

Immediately, we find Martin Blanchot

in the field with the Iberian N. 10 , José Maria Manco.

* - Thank you, Julien.

Martin speaks Spanish.

...

- He speaks good Spanish, our son, eh?

- Yes, he looks good on TV. - Yeah ...

But as a present he sucks, eh?

Beeps - Why is it flashing?

- What? - The thing there.

- Yes, why is it flashing? - We do not know.

- Obviously I'm fine.

He set off on his own, that asshole collar.

- That's the procedure.

And given your age, we don't take any risks.

- Yes. Thank you Doctor. - Oh !

- You who were a dentist, can you put the net on him?

I'll get a saddle.

- Yes, well ... I was not a veterinarian!

Neighing Stop moving, shit bug .

You will end up in lasagna, you will not ...

...

- We stand up. - Well done, my beautiful!

- We stand up straight!

- That's great, my beautiful. Well done !

You are beautiful ! That's great !

- How many turns of the merry-go-round?

- It's not tricks, it's hours!

There, it is a recovery of 2 hours. - Ah ...

- It's good !

- Come on! Plate it! Plate it!

- Hang it!

- What are you doing ? Go ahead ! So !

Just go ! - Come on, Felix! Come over there!

- Yes Yes ! - Give the ball!

- You can go !

You go-y!

- Yeah! - Yeah, it's good!

Horn and screams

- It's nice to bring us back.

- You're welcome.

- Sorry for the seats, we couldn't change.

Guys, a little song? - YEAH!

Driver, if you're champion

Press, press

Driver, if you're a champion, press the mushroom

- It's okay ! Things are going well !

They ruined the car with their crampons!

- I stink of the pony. We don't do this every Wednesday.

You will leave your skin there. - And you the same!

- You're 10 years older, don't forget. - I won't forget that.

- The Alliot told us:

"We say yes once, it's Wednesday every day".

- You're right !

- Why is it closed? - We are late !

- But no ! Yes, good...

- It's 8:30, Mrs. Poujol.

30 not 40!

- Yes I know. I'm sorry.

- It's not like it's the first time!

It's like that every morning.

Imagine if everyone was as lax as you are.

- Yes ! Sorry. Really sorry.

Can you open up? I'll be late for work.

- No no. I'm sorry.

Not this time. Not today, Mme Poujol.

- Oh ok...

Felix, Juliette,

go further. Mom is going to talk to the principal.

The tone will surely rise.

Suddenly, mom risks saying bad words.

And mom does n't want you to hear. Okay ?

A little further !

There you hear everything.

Uh ...

Mrs. Lerny. - Mrs. Poujol?

- Listen, I understand

that it is your responsibility to enforce the regulations ...

And for that really,

you do your best. - Thank you.

- Except that as I speak to you , I am also doing my best.

That is, when I wake up in the morning,

I raise my kids, then I feed my kids,

i dress my kids, i prepare my kids.

And me ? For me ? What does she do for herself, Mme Poujol?

- I dunno.

- She does not do anything ! And no, she does nothing! Ah ah ah!

No, she does nothing. She does not have the time !

No time to piss, make up, drink coffee!

And most of the time, to shower!

There, as I speak to you, my hair is dirty.

Me, oily hair is not my passion.

So instead of pissing off honest mothers like me

for 6 min late ... You tell me 8:40,

but no, no! I arrived, it was 8:36 am.

And there, I have to parley with you for 4 min,

so now, yes, it's 8:40 am!

So I suggest you this little thing:

is to be a little flexible, compassionate, conciliatory

and to admit my children to your school.

In my opinion, it should be possible, Mrs Lerny.

- Mrs Poujol, you don't have time to listen to the news either.

You see there, the school is on strike. - Ah.

- I can't take your children.

Here !

- Thank you for that information.

- You're welcome. Have a good day,

Mrs Poujol.

- Uh ... also.

Well done ! Now is the time, Arnaud.

Come on, Arnaud. Off hook !

Arnaud, it's me. This is crap. Call me back.

- Mom. Swear word.

- Yes, bad word.

- Yes, I know! Gnagnagna ...

But, go ahead!

Oh ! So ... horn

* - France manifests. Gatherings are expected,

snail operations and the risk of plugs

We will inform you of the progress of the demonstrations

and circulation conditions in our editions.

It is also the strike in National Education.

Professors protest against the announced salary freeze.

Some schools will be closed. Parents need to organize.

Farmers are also ...

His cell phone rings.

- It's Cécile.

- You're not answering.

- I'm not answering. - No !

- Ah not!

- No, you're not answering. - No ! I'm not answering.

- Thank you my little Arnaud, you're adorable.

Technology is not my age.

How much do I owe you ? - I'm not making you pay for this.

- All work merits salary. - No, I assure you.

- How many ? - No nothing.

It's Cécile again. - Go ahead !

- Hello, honey?

There, I am with a client. I ... The strike?

Ah! HM okay...

So ... I ... I still have dates so ...

Uh ... Yeah ... I ...

And if you asked your parents maybe ...

Don't get mad like that, darling! Hello?

- A little tea, Arnaud?

- No, I have appointments. I've got to go.

- You don't want my money, you don't want my tea ...

You are going to upset me, my little Arnaud!

Popi whines.

- You see ! Even Popi wants to stay.

- Well, if Popi wants to stay ... But quick, then.

An eagle cries out.

...

- Mom, what's your job here?

- My job is ... Yes, well, I'll explain.

- Pfff! It's ugly !

- Hello, Mrs. Lecaire. Hello, Mrs. Maurice!

- Hello.

She's my daughter-in-law.

But if I assure you.

- The children ... - Can I have some lipstick?

- Juliet ... Yes, a little.

- Me too !

- You too ... Mom has to go to the next room.

You stay there. There, it's not for children.

It's understood ? You stay here. - YES MOM.

Jean-Louis ? - Yep !

- Oh !

- Monsieur Lançon left us yesterday.

It is the "lance" of glory.

- Ah, ah. When do they come to get him?

- This afternoon.

You should be happy, your grandmother can take her place.

I mean, his room.

- Do you know that smoking is forbidden here?

- Do you know it's forbidden for children here?

- Huh? - The !

- I told you to wait outside. - Is he dead, sir?

- The Mister ? Uh ...

Let's say he had a little push-up ...

funeral.

- Hey, mom?

Will we come to work with you when Patou and Manou leave?

- No. Patou and Manou are in good health, don't worry.

They won't be leaving right away. - Your job is weird.

- It is not false.

- Look, she is that one!

- Oh yes, yes. - Huh? Ah I like ...

- We can even hold two! - Ah ...

- Hm ... - Are you more depressed now?

- I love showers.

- Yes, you like showers. I know you love ... stop!

- What? - Stopped. There is Olivier.

- Yes. - Ah ... So, Olivier?

Can we find this shower in Portugal ?

- Of course. And again, it will be cheaper.

With Olivier, everything is framed, everything is organized.

- But with Olivier, how much will it cost us?

- Don't look for him.

He said "cheaper". - We do not know.

- Yes. So, I have good news and bad news.

Do I start with the right one?

- I showed the house this morning, twice.

- That, we know, we were there.

- That is true ! - Good then !

What is the bad?

- This is...

It's your ... It's your die ... - What is he saying?

- It's the decor.

- What, our decoration?

- At home, time stood still in 1986.

- Oh !

- Must not exaggerate ! - I'm not the one saying it.

It's the potential buyers, but I have the solution.

Because with Olivier, we won't let you down.

Do you remember last month

your neighbor has sold his house 10% more than the market price,

in less than 3 months.

Why ?

- He had a good salesman. - Marilou.

- They did "home staging".

- The what ? - It's a young thing.

- And who does the "home staging"?

Lea.

- Oh no ! Not the quiche.

- She is good.

- Ah yes !

- She has talent.

- Here.

His cell phone rings.

His cell phone rings too.

- It's Cécile.

- We are also on strike. We can take a shower.

- At one point, we'll have to answer.

- After the shower. - Hey...

- He annoys me, then!

- It's a problem. - It's a problem.

- I warned you. It starts earlier than expected.

- We must act quickly. We haven't given any sign of life since this morning.

- We do not dare to answer, what. - We don't know what to say.

- We can't say: "we don't want kids", we love them.

- We love them. - Yes.

- But you don't want to spend your retirement in the park

and eat ham shells.

- WELL NO!

- YES !

- He worked his whole life.

- Yes. - He has the right to use it.

- Yes.

- You never know what can happen.

- YES !

- We, at first, panicked.

But we were able to find the solution.

Most important...

This is...

What's this ?

- It's to fill his diary.

- And you charge. You charge! - This is the basics.

- Okay, but what do we say? - Yes. We say what ?

- Something strong is needed, which will make her feel guilty.

Uh ... loud,

but credible.

- Strong, but believable.

- Me, I dry!

Brouhaha

...

- Everything all right, Mrs. Rangeon?

- Very well.

- Enjoy your meal !

Enjoy your meal !

Mr. Pornichet, how are you? Everything all right, Madame Lecaire?

- It's excellent.

Are these fish or chicken nuggets? We can't say.

- Uh ... These are poi croquettes ... De pou ...

Of chicken. Of chicken ! - Is that so ?

Okay ! Thank you.

She's my daughter-in-law.

- Souleymane? (He has an accent.) - Yes?

- The croquettes are fish

or chicken? - It's a bit of both.

There were remains from yesterday. We weren't going to throw it away.

- We said we were stopping this.

- It is true. It's forbidden...

- There, yes!

- Cecile! Cecile! - Yes what ?

- Listen to this one. It's funny!

He's laughing.

A grandpa

and a grandma are going to bed.

Granny said, "Honey, what are you doing?"

"I lift my teeth." - I brush my teeth.

- "I brush my teeth."

"Honey, can you wash mine too, please?"

- Uh ...

Souleymane,

these jokes too, we stop.

His cell phone rings. - Yes...

- It is my mother. She will hear me!

Hello!

Thank you !

It was time ! Since this morning, I've been trying to call you!

Félix and Juliette spent the day here.

Arnaud took them 1 hour ago!

Frankly, mom,

is that a place here to babysit kids?

But what ? No wait !

Wait, what's going on? But is he okay?

- That is, the top is fine.

But it's the bottom that is wrong.

- The bottom ?

- We spent the day in the hospital.

- What?

- Well, my dear,

he doesn't want us to talk about it,

so I don't know if I can tell you.

But your father ...

You keep it to yourself, eh? Here !

But your father, precisely,

there is more to keep.

- But keep what?

- He's not holding anything back.

We had to do a bunch of exams. And you know how he likes it.

But my Cécilou, incontinence ...

(- Ah not!)

I assure you,

I wish it on no one.

It is a horror. (- No, but finally!)

- That's why we couldn't answer you. I'm sorry.

He doesn't want us to talk about it.

At the same time,

frankly, my dear, we understand that.

He needs to at least keep his dignity.

- That's it ! His dignity, my ass, yes!

- I hang up, your father asks me for the basin.

I kiss you. - No !

Does it make you laugh, do you?

Why didn't you say you need diapers?

- Honey, it has to be a credible minimum , all the same.

- Well, hey!

- Strong! - And credible!

- Gnagna!

- Yes.

- So there, Marilou! - Well done !

- It is true ? It was good ? Now, I ...

Okay darling !

- Here !

It will !

- Oh, but I'm doing this for us, honey!

- Yes ! It's not you who ... Say!

Things are going well !

- Yeah! - Go ahead, Felix, jump!

-Oh, I lost ...

- Come on, go faster, Felix!

Yeah! Towards the left.

Come on, watch out! Jumped up !

She moans. Oh, you fell.

- Fucking skate! She growls.

- Be careful, Felix! - Oh oh !

- Hey ! Are you alright, darling?

- Don't tell me you were sleeping.

- No no. I was looking for, uh ... Are you okay?

- Popi gets off the couch.

Popi whines.

What is this mess ?

Popi barks. And sit!

No, I was talking to the dog.

Did they do their homework?

- I believe. - We had a reading page.

- Felix, what are you doing, disguised as a frog?

- Daddy put this on me.

It's a dragon.

- Ca you can.

There were no more pajamas.

- I washed it this morning.

- It was wet.

- We have a dryer.

- You didn't leave me a note ...

- But a quick note of what?

You take the wet laundry, you put it in the dryer

and it dries the laundry!

- Oh yeah...

- "Oh yeah" !

Okay, kids, stop playing and you go to bed.

- We didn't eat!

- You didn't make them eat?

- Well, we were expecting you ...

- You lost.

- Kids, go brush your teeth.

- We haven't eaten!

- Well, you go over there, do stuff.

She sighs.

- Go do stuff.

Otherwise you had a good day?

- Arnaud, I can't take it anymore.

- Uh ... How's that? - I have the impression

to have three kids. - Oh well...

- No no !

I need help, whether you are a father, a husband,

or at least that you are an adult, you see!

And already that would be good. - I will ... Really ... I ...

I promise to make an effort, really.

I will make food.

Now.

He opens a cupboard.

He closes the closet.

My darling ?

Bolo? Carbo?

- Arnaud ?

What is this paper from the bank?

- Honey ?

Looked ! I received my "Freedom"!

I got them 650 on eBay.

I can sell them at least 1,000. And honey ...

That they are coming today is a sign.

Li-ber-te!

- That's good, it's stamps, what!

- I don't even know why I'm telling you.

It rings the doorbell. Who is it?

- At this hour, it is not the bourgmestre!

- Pfff! No but...

Arnaud ?

What are you doing here ? - Good evening.

- What's wrong ? Are you punctured?

- No. No, no, uh ...

Cécile kicked us out, Popi and me.

Popi whines.

Uh ... - Yes, go ahead. And?

- Uh ... - Hm?

- Yes ?

She ... She supports me more.

- Oh, what a surprise! - Hey, Marilou!

- What happened ? - Nothing.

I had a small banking incident.

We are banned from banking. Philippe's gift didn't help.

- In 2 seconds, it will be your fault! - You know, Arnaud,

sometimes a little break feels good.

- It's not a little break. She says it's over.

With each little argument, Cécile becomes historic.

- We say hysterical. - No, historical.

She brings me the old files. We were going to celebrate our woolen wedding anniversary!

- Wool wedding? What is that ?

- 7 years !

It's a magic number. Popi's age.

- Phew!

Do you want us to recommend a hotel?

- I can't afford it right now.

- But you don't have any friends? - Yes.

You.

- Hm ... - That's what I'm here for.

- You did well to come.

Huh, was he right to come?

- And your mother ? Why don't you go to your mother's house?

- She lives in Nice, it's far. I wouldn't like to break his heart.

- Ours is okay!

- And I don't want to get away from my children.

- Arnaud, frankly, we would have helped you, but ...

- Hold on ! You excuse us, Arnaud?

- About what ? - Come on, Marilou. Come !

- Huh? But of what ?

- It is necessary all the same! So ? A while ago ...

- You're inconsistent.

(- We can't let him go. The poor man doesn't look well.)

(- It's okay, we're not his parents.)

(Cécile will take it badly. It will be fine with her mother.)

(- If he goes to Nice, who will pick up the kids from school?)

(- Ben, Cécile.) (- No, it's us.)

(Who will look after them during the holidays?)

(Cécile is an independent woman. She always got out on her own)

(but she doesn't have 4 arms yet.) (- I understood everything.)

You're right, you can't break your mom's heart.

- Yes, you are welcome here.

- It is true ?

- Cécile will come to her senses.

She gets carried away and she always ends up regretting.

- I give it 2, 3 days, big max.

- 3 days ? So 2 days!

- I knew I could count on you.

You have your heart in your hand.

- Oh, that's ... - It's natural.

* Martin speaks in Portuguese.

...

- Our son speaks good Spanish. - It's Portuguese.

- It's the same.

Popi barks. What is he doing here?

- He seems to like us.

- He's gonna like us out there. Go on, take it out!

- Okay, come on.

Come on, Popi, we're leaving. Go! Popi whines.

Come on, come on.

Go! Come on, boy. Come. Here...

Popi barks.

- He bit you?

- No, but I was scared.

Popi whines. Come on, come on! Come on ... Say!

- I am warning you, he does not sleep in the room.

- There is no question.

Philippe is snoring.

Popi whines.

Marilou and Popi squeak.

"And so we can go back ..."

"We can go back

"on a sound and solid foundation."

You end with "I miss you."

- "I miss you."

I don't know how to thank you.

- By putting an "s" for "missing". She hates mistakes, like me.

- Will you give the flower too?

- Give him yourself!

- Frankly, it's better if it's you.

You will install Mamiline there. It will be the occasion.

Can you do that? - Yes, we can.

- So this morning, we're going to do an activity ...

Game !

Everybody is here ?

Yes, Mr. Pichon? - No, Mr. Lançon is missing.

- Oh yes ... Of course!

- Hello. - Hello.

- Mr. Lecaire, hello. What do I owe the honor of this visit?

- I came to see my mother.

I wanted to talk to you about it.

- Yes of course. Very well. Go for it. Come home, please.

Monsieur Lecaire! - I want you.

- What are these flowers? - It's romantic, isn't it?

Cécile, come to my place this evening.

- No. Not tonight, I have my children.

Now is not the time, I have just left Arnaud. I am underwater.

- You left him for me, I know. - No, Daniel.

I fell in love with you, yes, but I didn't leave it for you.

There, I need to be alone, to take time for myself

to sort things out.

You understand ? No, you don't understand.

- But yes, of course, I understand.

I will be patient.

Someone's knocking at the door.

- Sit down quickly. Sit down quickly.

But no, it sucks. It sucks!

Come in !

- Here we are !

- Ah, Mamiline!

Monsieur Lecaire, this is my grandmother.

- Hello Madam.

- I'm coming very soon.

Okay, Mr. Lecaire. Thank you for your visit.

Regarding your mom,

do not hesitate to come back to see me to ...

I'll take you home.

- Ladies, sir. - Sir.

- Mamiline! - My little girl !

You are particularly radiant

today, my dear! - Ah. Uh ...

Thank you !

- Surely your lipstick that makes you so glowing.

- Mom, don't you want to sit down? You get tired, there.

- Right now, he wants to sit me down all the time.

- You know how he is. Are we going to install you?

- It's not very young, but you'll be fine.

- It's not the big luxury, but it's a spacious room.

- It's perfect. I'm not there just to rest.

I can see that you are overwhelmed.

We are going to make small adjustments in your retirement home.

- Mamiline, we'll let you settle in.

Let's go. Come on, Cécile. We would like to talk to you.

- I'm coming to pick you up this afternoon. - Yes.

- Do you want me to help you ?

- No. Go ahead, my big one! - Come on ...

Goodbye.

See you tomorrow, mom.

- I can't believe that Mamiline has only ...

- Oh, me neither.

It's terrible, terrible.

- I think she looks good

for someone who will ...

No ... and so much the better. It's better if she leaves in good shape.

- What did you want to tell me?

- My dear, we wanted to talk to you about Arnaud.

- You didn't tell me he was with you!

- How do you know ?

- How does she know?

- It's Mamiline, she knows everything.

- No, there, precisely, she does not know everything.

We can't say ...

- Okay, we've got something for you.

- Ah yes ! It's a letter.

- And it comes with that. - Nice, huh?

He's desperate. I assure you, he's at the bottom of the hole.

- Yes, he's at the bottom of the hole.

- That's it! Even Popi is depressed.

Listen, my dear, he's handsome, he's kind. What else do you want ?

- What else do you want ?

- Did you dictate the letter to him? - NO !

- If, the agreement of the past participle

when the COD is before the auxiliary have.

You dictated to him.

- Me, I need to take some distance with him.

I am very angry with him.

Because of his bullshit, I'm in the red.

And i don't count

the nanny every night!

- Why don't you take Arnaud as a nanny?

- I dunno !

- Finally, it's their father! It's better than a babysitter.

- Of course ! Come on, darling, we have to go.

Take Arnaud as a nanny. I assure you, it will go well.

- It will be alright. Trust me.

- Come on, honey. - Wait, mom. Come.

No. You no.

For papa, it was M. Lançon's. So as much as it serves.

- Oh my darling, so that ... that's so sweet!

My darling, this is adorable! I go...

Here, a little attention from your daughter.

- Ah yes ? - Yes.

- What's this ?

Yeah, so okay! So yes !

Well no ! - How nice. She thinks of you.

- Hold this for me, I'm going to the bathroom.

- Ah, you see!

It starts like this!

- I introduce you

Line Blanchot, our new arrival!

We applaud him. Go!

- Things will have to move more than that.

- Lunch is coming.

Cecile! It made me think ...

- This makes me think.

- Think of a funny joke.

- Ah yes ? But no.

- Non ?

- My Cécilou, me too, I like funny jokes.

- Well, I'll leave you.

- See you soon !

Nice to meet you madam.

The door slams.

- Well me!

- What the hell is he doing here? - Popi, where is your master?

- You are already here!

He is coughing.

Madam, sir, Maison Poujol is happy to invite you

as a thank you. Shall I get rid of your coats?

- Thank you. We'll get by. - Thank you. We'll get by.

- How did Cécile react to the menu?

She was: "Oh the pretty card!" or "Oh ..."

- Don't worry, everything will work out.

- OK.

Popi barks.

- Hey, it's mine, this bow tie!

I have always liked Arnaud.

That's right, he's polite.

He is helpful.

For me, he is the ideal son-in-law.

And There you go ! Hope you like it.

In any case, it's done with love.

Animelles à la ravigote on its broccoli garden.

- Beautiful, but it's not on the list.

- The list ? - Ah yes.

Marilou has a diet list for healthy eating

and stay in shape.

- At his age, you have to be careful. Haven't you salted too much?

(It's not good for his heart.) - No, no.

Madame,

sir, I wish you a good appetite.

- So !

Let's see...

Hmmm! Delicious !

The texture is a bit ...

... particular. Very good. Do you taste it, Marilou?

- Yes, I taste.

It's true, it's good. Well done.

Its good. So you see,

you can make an excellent meal without protein.

For you, the evening is nothing better. - At the risk of disappointing you,

there are proteins. - Is that so ?

- I thought it was big button mushrooms.

- Yes, button mushrooms.

- Yeah.

- It is the digest of animal and lamella: animal.

It's white kidneys,

lamb testicles cut into strips.

- Okay.

Yeah ... good.

Hmmm! But it is a wonder, this wine!

- Haut-Brion 2009. - There, it can be sure.

- You found it where ?

- In your cellar.

- Damn, but he's stupid!

- Hey !

- I've been aging him for 10 years

and you serve it like that?

- It's not a drama. Had to open it one day.

Listen, we're enjoying ourselves. Really, it's ...

It is delicious. The wine is wonderful. Well done, Arnaud!

- And you saw?

I did housework too.

And I posted the letters in the hall.

- Ah! - There were stamps next to it.

- Is that my "Freedom"?

He posted my "Freedom"?

Hein ?

But it's...

Do you realize he posted them?

- Yes. All right, Olivier.

- There, I have a lot of offers

to offer.

They are prestigious houses. The best is to go there.

You are no longer in a hurry.

- It is true. - Yes, we're in a hurry.

- I thought you were waiting

that Mamiline ... You didn't want to leave before she did.

I want to say...

- We're in a hurry to be ready. You understand ?

- He didn't understand.

- Ah you are, you are, you are.

If you don't want to travel, I can show you around here.

In France.

- Ah yes ?

Do you want to show us a house in Portugal, France?

- He didn't understand!

Popi whines.

Bips

- This dog annoys me, Philippe.

A lot.

...

Since I'm telling you it's the dog.

- Huh? Well we're going to take his blood pressure from him too.

Give me the canine adapter!

- What do a hearse and mayonnaise have in common?

They accompany cold meat.

Ringtone I think it's ready.

Ah !

Hou!

Souleymane, tell me some news. They will love it.

There will be no more leftovers

to pass it on to them tomorrow. - Line, you are wonderful.

You know Philippe,

it's nice to come and see your lovely mom every day .

- Ben ... We only have one mom!

Must be pampered.

Unfortunately I have to go. Marilou is waiting for me.

Come on, bye, mom. - Goodbye, big boy.

I'm glad you're good here.

See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow.

- Goodbye Mom.

Goodbye, Souleymane.

- Here, taste this.

- There it's finished.

- It looks nice.

Line, I am an embalmer, not a hairdresser!

- Jean-Louis, you don't work every day!

And fortunately for that matter.

So that will keep you busy and you will make people happy.

- You want me to put on makeup while I'm at it?

- AND !

- It is an excellent idea !

- What is happening here ? What have you done ?

What is this gathering? - I convinced Jean-Louis

not to wait until our death to make ourselves beautiful. Isn't that good?

- AND !

- Yes, but not in a morgue, anyway?

- Now it's a hairdressing salon!

Ma Cécilou, you look very tense.

- I feel like everything's going wrong in my life.

I don't know if it's around me that it's kidding

or if it's me doing everything wrong,

but there, I feel alone.

- I am there. Always.

Not always, but as long as I'm alive

you can count on me.

- But you stop saying things like that, you!

- Are you okay, Pope?

- Yeah.

It will. Popi couine.

Come on, I'll go.

- Why don't you stay?

Do you want to live with us anymore? - Of course yes.

It's a bit complicated at the moment with mom.

- Why ?

- It's grown-up stories.

Don't worry, I'll be back.

- Dad, I want you to come back.

- Yes. Either way, mom is never around.

- With her, we see the dead and we don't sleep well afterwards.

- What?

- Do you sleep with Patou and Manou?

- Yes. What is this story of the dead?

- When Patou and Manou are no longer there,

where are you going to sleep? - We don't have the right to say it.

- Patou and Manou are doing very well. They are in great shape.

The front door slams. Go! This is mom.

Come on, have to sleep.

You stop thinking about dead people. Tomorrow, there is school.

Come here. Your little glasses ...

Hop is.

Come on, kiss, big boy. I'm going to see mom.

Health.

- Good evening.

- Did you get my little card?

- Yeah yeah. Can you keep them tomorrow too?

- Yes No problem. - Thanks, that's nice.

- Hey, Felix worries me a little. He talks a lot about death.

- Well, that's the age. Okay, I'll go see them. See you tomorrow.

Hello my loves. Did you have a good day ?

- HELLO MOM.

- Was it, honey?

- Mom, do you still love him, dad?

- It is especially you that I love. Message notification

And Felix too. Come on, it's time to go to bed.

To bed. OK, kiss. See you tomorrow !

- GOOD NIGHT MOM.

* - Oh it is!

My dear Harold, this is a big disappointment.

We are heading towards a severe defeat ...

His cell phone rings.

- It's Cécile! - Ben answer.

- At this hour, she has something to ask.

- No, you see evil everywhere.

It is surely to say that she keeps Arnaud.

- You think ?

Hello, my dear?

What?

Did you receive a message from Arnaud? He doesn't want to babysit anymore?

(- Oh damn!) - But ...

Don't you know why?

It's not possible ! There is a misunderstanding.

He's coming tomorrow, darling. - But yes.

- No ? (Is he sick or what?)

(- Yes, he's sick!)

- Huh? Us, tomorrow?

(- Oh no!) - Wait, uh ... No.

We, tomorrow, we have something. Let me check the notebook.

(Find something!) - Say we're at the Restos du coeur.

- She knows we're not poor!

- No, to help!

Not to eat, finally!

- Ah yes ! No my Darling. Uh ...

You see, I knew ... tomorrow

with your dad, we're going to the Restos du coeur.

It's important to help her ... - Very important.

- No, it's not a place for children!

- Ah not!

It's full of diseases! - Here !

- There are lice. - Yes, they'll get lice.

Ah good ... - Ah?

- Okay my Dear.

Okay, well, see you tomorrow!

- What?

- Independent, my ass!

She brings the children to the Restos du Coeur at 5 p.m.

"It's very educational, it will do them good."

* Martin speaks Italian.

...

He's stupid in all languages, our son.

Brouhaha

...

Han! Well, thanks for the idea!

- Pay attention to your bag.

- Five to five.

Hello. - Hello.

- Hello.

- So a bag?

- Hello. We come to help. We can't wait to get started.

- Yes, but this is my place.

- No, it's the break. - Here !

- It's your break. - Here. Go!

- Hello. Can I have peas?

- Of course. Where are the peas? Here.

And you don't forget:

5 fruits and vegetables per day. - I will think about it.

- We don't hope to see you again.

- Patou and Manou are poor? - And so they leave Senegal?

- Manou in Africa, the good joke!

- Thank you ... - Cécile!

Smile more!

I put this on you, because it's good to be greedy.

- Ah, well here they are!

- Here.

- Hello. - HELLO.

- Can I have milk bread?

- It's ... - And where are the buns?

- Behind you. - Very well!

- Thank you.

- A lot of courage ... - Goodbye.

Oh my dear !

My darlings !

HELLO, CHILDREN!

- Hello, Patou and Manou! - My little hearts!

- You need ?

- Ratatouille ... - Of course!

- Honey, please step back. You embarrass everyone.

- Yes ! - Be careful.

Here ! - What would it take?

- It's funny to see you there!

- We've been here since this morning. It is tiring, but rewarding.

- Your mother is generous ...

A lot of courage !

Come on, come on. - Here.

Thank you. - Great!

- I would like some tomato sauce. - Tomato sauce...

- What happened with Arnaud?

- Yes, he came back like a wreck.

- Yes ! Go ahead, madam! - Yes go on.

- It hurt me. - Yes !

- I don't know. When I ran into him, it was fine.

He left me the usual little flower.

- Us, he didn't want to tell us. - Nothing.

- Uh, well ...

Can we set other dates to keep Juliette and Félix?

- Ah...

- My darling, we are your parents, we would love to help you,

but frankly, we don't have a minute left.

Our agenda is full.

- Wait a minute ... - Ah!

- We can't. There either. - No...

Maybe the week after ... - Can I?

- No but come on ! - It doesn't happen!

- Juliette, Felix, go and sit on the bench.

I would like to speak to Patou and Manou.

Rien! Que dalle! Not!

- I have it all in my head.

- Do you think we have time to write everything down?

- I told you ! We're out of a minute!

We're not ...

- Do you serve more?

- 2 sec, sir, we're busy! - Finally !

- What are you playing ? You here is the joke of the year!

Ah ah! As if you were able to give anything!

- We're very discreet about that, with your father.

- Speak less loudly, please.

We are known here. - Exactly!

- Because you know these people?

- Perfectly. He even became friends.

- Very good friends. - Yes !

- Do you serve more? It's stuck there!

- What's her name?

- Oh well, she ... She has a big heart like that.

- Yes. Yes.

And so, her name is?

- And you're the police? - Yeah!

- Yes, you don't know!

- Of course, I know! Finally !

- But finally ! - Huh? Uh ... her name is ...

Micheline ? - No.

- Odette?

- Non.

They arrived 5 min ago.

- She is funny ! She has a sense of humor. - Like that!

- Appalling.

You are appalling.

If you don't want to keep them, I ask my new guy.

He too is retired and he offers to keep them.

- He is retired ? - But how old is he?

- 45 years old. He is a retired high level athlete .

- Does that mean that with Arnaud, it's over, over?

Children, here we go.

Your grandparents don't want to keep you.

- It's not true, children!

We love you ! - Both.

- Aren't we staying with Patou and Manou? - No, let's go!

- I do not understand anymore !

- We don't understand anything anymore, mom!

- There's nothing to understand!

- We are going to go there. We don't bother you any longer.

- You're not staying? - No. To do what ?

- To help us, here!

- Oh no, that ...

Goodbye, Micheline! - Bye, Odette!

- Go to the table!

- We went a bit far, didn't we? - No, I'm fine! But you know her!

She gets angry and she regrets. Her rugby player will calm her down.

- What do we do now ?

- We tell the cannonball and his dog to go to their mother.

- Thank you really for everything.

We were very happy, Popi and I, at your place.

Ben, see you soon. - Not too soon.

Give your mom a good kiss for us.

- Okay.

- We will miss you. - Especially Popi.

- We were delighted to have you with us.

- It is true ? - Yes.

- I don't know if we're right to let him go alone.

He looked sad.

- No, he's trying to coax us. He does like his dog.

- As long as he doesn't do something stupid.

Arnaud shouts.

- Aren't you doing a little too much with him?

- In the meantime, the car no longer squeaks.

- You'll see, I'm sure it will bounce back.

- Did you call the fire department?

Celestial music

...

- That's great, isn't it, Philippe? - That's great.

- She's there. It's yours. This is the show house.

Imagine, we are 20 minutes from Porto.

A small town by the sea.

In addition, there are plenty of French people, you will not be disoriented.

- Very good, darling. - Very well.

Klaxon

- Attention: the icing on the cake, with Olivier, it's a gift.

This is Mr. Alves, the architect of your house.

We go live: no bad surprises,

you only think of your suitcase.

And it is cheaper.

- Olivier, he knows how to talk to us.

- Yes !

Klaxon

- Mr. Alves, this will surprise you, but we went to Ikea.

Friends had told us to go.

Indeed, there are great things.

- Yes, great! - We spotted it all.

And we would like to send them there, but is it possible? By truck ?

It's possible ?

(With a marked accent) - Bou me say and my cousin ba

at Ikea, Alfragide. Easy, near Lisboa.

- It's easy. Mr. Alves' cousin

go to the Ikea near Lisbon.

- That's what I'm saying.

- Yes ! That's what I'm telling him.

Well then, precisely ...

In the catalog, we chose ...

The kitchen, we would like the "Tingue-ride".

- Tingueride-de?

- Or "Tingrid", the two say to each other.

Like Ingrid with a "T" in front.

- It's yeroglif, those names Ikia!

- It's clear !

And so the taps ...

So there, we would like the "Torkmud" ...

Or "Torkmoude", I don't know.

- No, it's not "Torkmoude",

c'est "Ringue-chtar."

- Ah yes ! Yes Yes.

Oui, "Ringo Star."

- Like that pronounces!

- Exactly. Finally, there it is.

We checked everything. - What about the cousin's dying?

Ploutot what?

- That's the right question, there.

- About what ?

- The walls of the kitchen: color or white?

- That's what I'm saying.

- Yes !

- Ah, the kitchen walls!

Yes excuse me ! So...

The kitchen, no, we had said a pretty yellow chick.

- Here. Yellow chick.

- Old fashioned, chick yellow.

It is as you want.

- No but...

It is true that it is old-fashioned.

It is done more.

No, white.

Yes, white. We prefer white.

- And for the floor, a parquet floor?

He bangs on the table. Or carrelaige?

He bangs on the table.

Carrelaige, moussieu Philippe!

- Tiles, yes. Hot Country.

A hot country! Yes...

- How many meters ran? 40 ... Good!

I put 45 at the price of 40.

Carrelaige always need and it's not too expensive.

- Yes. There you can talk to us, Mr. Alves.

- Since when do you understand Portuguese?

- More...

We don't talk Portuguese, we talk French.

- Finally, Mr. Alves speaks French very well!

Finally !

You're going to upset him there.

I think you upset him.

- And if someone finds all the correct numbers,

I take off the top!

- OH !

- You're not at the Restos du coeur?

- Ah, stop! I feel so ashamed.

It's your mother, she's afraid I'm getting tired.

Me, I miss them, the little ones.

- I have !

- Well done, Mme Laroumet!

- Are we not well here?

- AND !

- I'll tell you, we're better than when we were young.

- OH YES !

- Young people, we all wanted to look like Brigitte Bardot.

- YES !

- Well now, that's it. We look like him!

- It's a good one there.

- Anyone else on the 22nd?

- I have ! - Well done, Mr. Poyard!

Laughs

- I find it hard to realize that she will ...

- Oh yes, no ... That is ...

This is terrible.

Terrible.

- Non, 5-1...

- 4. - Yes.

Message notification

She hums.

...

The front door slams.

- Honey, hurry up!

They will not delay. How is your mother ?

- Very well. I have never seen her so dynamic.

- It's weird that she's so dynamic ...

- Yes. Message notification

- It's them. They arrive. It is a couple with 2 children.

They are in a hurry, because they are waiting for a third.

This is good for us!

- I like them already. It rings the doorbell.

- They're fast.

- I go.

- Oh no, I haven't touched the collar!

- Ah not, not, not!

We're not coming for you this time.

No, we're bringing someone back to you.

Popi whines.

- My ... My ... Mom!

- I'm not a doctor, but it's ugly!

- It's not a ball, it's a boomerang.

You throw it very far, it comes back. - It's very worrying, his condition.

- They force-fed him painkillers. He no longer knows where he lives.

- Oh yes, he knows! Otherwise, he wouldn't be here.

- He considers us his family. How touching.

On sonne à la porte. Les acheteurs !

- On en fait quoi ? - Faut pas qu'ils le voient.

- Et ça, c'est la salle à manger ! - Où on mange.

- Je vous avais dit. Il faut se projeter.

- On essaie...

On essaie. - Ca vous plaît ?

- Ca a son charme. Enfin, ancien, quoi.

- Et vous n'avez rien vu ! Attendez la suite parentale !

- Ah oui ! - Oui...

- C'est moche.

- Enfin, Tristan ! Excusez-le, hein.

- Tristan...

On ne dit pas forcément la vérité aux gens.

- Il a raison. C'est vieux et c'est moche.

- Tu vas pas t'y mettre !

Distant Music - What is it?

- Isn't that your thing? - If it's...

- Ah, that's ... Pfff ...

...

The door creaks.

"For fun" Herbert Léonard

...

- Oh my God !

- Mom, is that a weed?

...

- Don't look, kitten.

- Do not be afraid. He is very nice, the dog. Very.

Couldn't you put your stuff away better?

...

The door creaks.

He's my son-in-law. He was in a car accident.

- He's very nice.

- Ouch.

The music slows down.

And stop.

- We will get there. Come on, we're not going to be demotivated.

With Olivier, we won't let you down.

- With Olivier, we want to commit suicide.

- I have the solution here.

- And we're going to have it in the ass!

- The solution is Léa. She will retype all that

and make this house a favorite.

- I warn you. Me alive,

the quiche does not touch my house.

- I said nothing. She doesn't know it's to sell it.

And so that's why Léa is here.

So it's to rejuvenate all that.

- It's not that old. My parents' furniture is valuable.

- Lots of value.

- Hm, yeah ...

Yeah ... All my "senior" clients say that.

I dunno.

It must be the presbyopia of the eyes.

They do not see that with them, it is the Middle Ages.

- She's straightforward, but she works miracles.

- But what's wrong with my mother's buffet?

- It's a buffet. It doesn't even exist anymore.

Just the name makes a retirement home.

- I can't take it anymore. I'll do it to myself.

- Me too !

Well then ! You do not say anything ?

- Well, everything to do again!

- The more we redo, the more the added value will be.

And that is important.

- We are on very, very good news.

- There, we did it again 2 years ago.

It is nickel. - 2 years ago.

- So I know that at your ages, there is much more going on here.

But there, it is not possible!

This atmosphere ... We want to die in this bed.

- Lots of things are happening! Philippe, tell him!

- Yeah, it depends on what we mean by ...

- Oh, Marie-Louise !

The collar beeps. Your necklace! You don't put it on?

- This time the voltage is very low.

You are tired ?

- Very.

- I'm glad that our gift is useful, Marie-Louise.

- And There you go. - We said a "family" price ...

- But it's a "family" price! - Ah!

- And the family is priceless, Marie-Louise!

Come on boys! Clap, clap! At work !

Brouhaha

...

- Not given, anyway. - It's an investment.

- We'll deduct that from the birth gift.

- Ah! Hi, Arnaud. - Hello, Leah.

- I was told what happened to you. It's horrible !

- It looks good on him, your dressing gown.

- Phew!

Next weekend he is on the train with his dog.

That too will suit him well!

Ah, are you already there?

- Sorry, you were busy with Secours Catholique, Emmaus ...

- I would like to, my dear. We can't help everyone.

All right, come on kids, come home.

(No not You !)

(There's Arnaud.)

- WOW!

- Do you do any work?

- Huh? No no. Hush! It's a little secret.

- Do you do construction ?

- Oh no ! It's a little ... It's really three times nothing.

So what ? Where are you going,

with Martin and Léa? - In Normandy.

- Oh it's good ! It's good...

Is he your rugby player? - Yeah.

- Oh it's good !

Oh that's good ... that's good.

Oh it's good...

There you go ... Have a nice weekend!

- The bag ! Deals !

- Yes, the bag!

- Uh ...

And kisses!

- Kisses!

The car starts.

Felix!

- So everything is working out, finally?

- Yes. The house is practically finished.

Almost sold after Olivier.

I have to tell the quiche to speed up the work a bit.

Home in Portugal, signed! - Ah!

- And miracle, our daughter has a new boyfriend ...

who loves to be the nanny.

- Oh ! - Oh, oh, oh !

- So we start to breathe.

- Well, I'm proud of you. Really !

- Well done. Bravo!

And when are you leaving?

- We wait to be able to announce it and we leave in stride.

- Oh yes ... Mamiline? - Yeah, that's it.

We can't leave before she leaves ...

- I have known dying people

that took 10 years to die.

- Yes ! Oh yes !

- I have to talk to his doctor. She has never looked so good.

- It's worrying.

- It's worrying ?

- It's worrying. - Worrisome!

She sighs.

- You don't want to sit down?

- One hour we wait! Not a patient and we wait.

- All the more reason to sit down.

- You're always calm! Me, that annoys me.

Ah! - Madame Blanchotte!

- Yes, but we don't say the "T" at the end.

- Yes, it's "chot".

Blanchot.

A clock is ticking. - Well.

I have the results of your tests.

They are not good.

- But what tests? I haven't done a test.

...

- Oh yeah !

Ah well yeah, say so!

Indeed, it is not you.

The clock strikes.

...

What are you coming for?

- For my mother. I am very worried.

- Yeah, I see.

I will examine you.

- But I'm not his mother! We're coming for my mother-in-law.

- Yes. - Sorry, but where is she?

- No, she's not here.

- How do I examine him?

- It's Madame Blanchot. You saw her 2 months ago.

- Madame Blanchot ... - We are checking to see if she is ill.

No, but it's because ...

She has never been so fit.

Suddenly, we worry. - Yes.

- We don't understand. - We don't understand.

- It's not trivial to worry about the good health of a parent.

- It's because I like him a lot. Philippe, tell him.

- Yes Yes. They like each other a lot.

- That's why. I worry

of his good health. - Of course.

You are aware that medical confidentiality forbids me

tell you about a patient without their consent.

Despite everything, the question no longer arises.

I have bad news for you.

She died.

And I'm sorry about that.

She sighs.

- But what a con, this Gavotte! Wrong file?

- Me, I'm happy. You don't look happy.

- Yes, I'm delighted, but we could have left for so long.

- Yes, but I'm relieved. - Oh me too.

I am relieved. Especially for you. Because this is it, you know!

We can leave with our heads held high. - Ah, do you think so?

- But yes !

They hum "Je vole" by Michel Sardou.

...

They hum and chuckle.

...

Popi barks. - Ah!

Wait, wait!

Oh ... Popi whines.

I'm warning you, Philippe. I don't do anything with the dog.

- Oh ! Even a little to start?

It rings the doorbell.

Damn it, but it's still the burgomaster!

Come on, come on! Come ! Popi whines.

Well, he's not coming.

- Oh my dear ! But...

- What are you doing here ? - Have you been home yet?

Wasn't it nice?

- No, not pretty at all.

- It's terrible, the weather in Normandy.

- No, but that's not it!

- Well, come on my darling, then.

- It's not three times nothing.

- Yes, my dear. - Come on, darling.

Tell. What is happening ? - What is happening ?

- Initially, everything was going very well.

The boys were playing tennis and Lea,

she suggested that I go shopping.

So I went shopping.

And there, I remembered that shopping, I didn't like it.

- But yes.

- Oh dear ! - Wait, it's not over.

- But no dad, it's not over!

And...

Suddenly, after an hour, I came home.

And in fact, the house was empty ...

Scary music

And I looked for boys everywhere.

The wind is blowing.

Romantic music

...

- What did you do ? - No, no.

I liquefied on the spot.

...

- Liquefied ...

- I got stung my boyfriend by my brother!

- In my opinion, that means that Martin is ...

- Oh yes!

But since when Martin has he been ...

Because ... I saw nothing!

- Me, I saw nothing one, nothing seen the other! Double seen nothing!

- Yes.

- It was sure.

- Why ?

- He works on TV.

- Oh yes!

But yes ! - And Lea, how does she take it?

- She doesn't know.

I said I had an emergency at the nursing home.

- We're at square one. We lost the nanny.

- Hm ... - Yeah.

- Hm... Hein ?

- Hm.

- Cecile?

What are you doing here ? - Hi, Arnaud.

Nothing, I had a little argument with Martin.

(- We have to repair them as soon as possible.)

- Hein ?

- Huh? - Yes !

"Reggae Night" Jimmy Cliff

- Carpet!

- Diaper, diaper! - I am.

- OK...

Color !

- Merde! - Full!

- But no ! - Line!

- I plucked you again, my little ones!

- You smoke in the kitchen!

Ben si!

- This is the only place where there is no detector!

Are you not in Normandy?

- Uh ... Can you leave me alone with Mamiline?

- Um yes.

- My own brother with my boyfriend.

- Martin, that has always been obvious to me.

- Since when did you know that?

- Since childhood.

He always looked at boys in a special way.

- Wait, he's married. He's going to have a kid.

- Tell yourself that when you marry a woman like Leah,

it's because we don't really like women.

- It's funny. I always asked myself the question

for Arnaud, but for Martin never.

Whereas Arnaud never looks at women.

I wondered if he was not a little too ...

- But no !

He doesn't look at other women for one reason:

he only looks at one.

You want some ? It will relax you.

- Ben! It's off.

- Come on, give me that.

- You're a slut, you. - Yes !

- Looks like a catalog.

It's more with us.

- At the same time, it will soon be over with us.

- Yeah, but still.

I miss mom's furniture. Not you ?

- I'm alright !

- Here and now, the most important:

once the floor is finished, the sale will only be a formality.

Horn - Here!

Look at me this winner!

I don't give a week

to our daughter to fall for him again.

- And in 3 weeks, we are "portuguesh"!

- Portugal, Portugal!

- Are you ready to swing? - YES !

- Are you ready to putt? - YES !

- Welcome to the inauguration of this minigolf with Mme Lecaire!

Madame Lecaire! Madame Lecaire! - MADAME LECAIRE!

- To your honour.

- YEAH!

- My little Cécilou, you know what?

Arnaud went back to work.

Well I say that, I say nothing.

- There is the dining room! - Where we take our meals.

- Yes...

- WOW!

- Tell me dad,

will you buy it from us, please?

Say yes !

- Can we buy it? - How cute!

Besides, she's smart.

Huh? - Yes, yes ... Very.

- Good evening, Arnaud.

Good evening, Arnaud! - Huh?

Ah! Good evening...

The children are in bed.

- Everything went well ? - Yes ! Very well.

They did their homework too. They ate.

- Ah ! Cool !

It's good if now they eat.

It is progress, what! So everything went well.

- Very very good.

- OK.

- Well, I'm going.

- OK.

Ah, your bag, Arnaud!

And besides, is your work going well?

- Yes. I have quite a few clients.

I don't have time to be bored then.

Popi barks.

- On the other hand, Arnaud, you have ... No, nothing. It is not serious.

What are you doing here ?

Aren't you in bed? - IF !

- You did some coloring on daddy.

- NON !

- We would like

let dad come back.

- We miss him.

- Can you get dad back? - Please.

- Well, I ... It's not "I can recover" ...

It's love stories ... Finally ...

Adults have to want it too.

Well, it's not easy, Félix ...

We have to ... Finally ...

Now, that's ...

Well, I don't know there.

- Please !

- Please !

- SAY YES ! SAY YES !

- Well, there already, go to bed, if not, I say no!

- OKAY !

DAD WILL COME BACK!

- I didn't say I was going to say yes!

- So look. I see your screen.

There is a tag just below, that's it.

So type "zouzounette".

Try with a capital Z, maybe?

Wait!

One moment, Madame Rouny.

I wanted to tell you that Cécile called me earlier.

- AND?

- She asks me to come home.

- So here we are on very good news!

She hums "Je vole" by Michel Sardou.

...

She sings to an opera aria:

We will tell them, tell them, tell them!

We will tell them, tell them, tell them!

...

- It felt good to be condemned.

You came to see me more often and you were nice.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

- No, that doesn't stop me from loving you.

You come for something else ...

That's it ? Huh? Is it because of Portugal?

- How do you know ?

Yeah.

In fact, uh ...

I don't know if I want to go.

- And you don't dare tell Marilou?

- She's become hysterical and obsessive.

- We'll find a solution, darling.

But we know her, our Marilou.

We'll have to play it subtle.

- They will be happy that we disembark unexpectedly?

- With the flowers and the chocolates, they will love it!

- We owe them that.

Laughs

- The children!

- It is not serious. Go for it.

- Excuse them.

- More place !

- I'll take the stairs.

- You're sure ?

- It'll do me good.

- I'm going to the second and you? - U.S. too.

We go to the 2nd.

- He is cute.

- And you're ugly.

Laughs

- Yes, well, it's fine! - Huh?

Go!

A door slams.

- Are you sure it was a good idea, that staircase?

- It does me a lot of good.

- HELLO, GRANNY AND GRANNY! - But ... Children!

And you, my big one?

- A last minute problem. I'll leave them to you until tomorrow.

- Until tomorrow ? Hello, Marilou, Philippe!

- We brought you flowers and chocolates.

- To thank you for advice. - Oh that's nice!

- Dad, mom, you will have to

to keep them longer than expected. - Is that so ?

- Let's go. We won't disturb you.

- But no...

- No, but ... - Mom. Mom ?

We have to get them to the doctor this afternoon.

The little one has an ear infection.

- Goodbye, Marilou and Philippe! - Goodbye, Marilou and Philippe!

- Look, don't worry.

I made a little schedule for the month.

- Oh yes anyway ! - Here. Everything is written.

Saturday, we have a housewarming, they will stay with you.

- They took us for idiots with their life lessons.

- Maybe they like babysitting their grandchildren.

- Pfff ... No ...

Oh...

Um ...

His cell phone rings.

...

- Honey, what did you say to the baker about the cake?

- To describe :

"Portugal here we are" in Portuguese. There is a problem ?

- No it's OK.

- Are you going to say it?

- Yes, and no one can stop us.

- We will miss you and Patou.

- My darling, we'll see each other.

You are going to spend the holidays with us. There are all the time!

It rings the doorbell.

Ah! It's them.

- You put the shapes, eh? - Yes, you know me!

- It's wonderful, what you did, Lea.

- Oh ... - You have a lot of talent, Lea.

- They seem to like the decor.

- They have no taste. Go!

- Children, sit down, we'll make our announcement.

- I have something to do with it.

- Martin, can I talk to you for 2 seconds?

- Yeah!

- I could have done almost anything,

it would always have been better than before!

A slap sounds.

- That's what you know.

And that's because without you, I would have lost Arnaud.

- Sweetheart, what's going on?

- Hein? - Hein?

- Come on, go there!

Hé!

- So first ...

Thank you all for being here. - Thank you !

- And then...

We have something to tell you, but hey ...

- Come on, we'll do it. - We will do it.

They sing "Je vole" by Michel Sardou

My dear children, we are leaving

We love you,

But we leave

You will no longer have parents

Tomorrow

We don't run away, we fly

Understand, we're flying

Smokeless Alcohol Free

He loves it

He loves it

He loves it

- Great, darling. - Bravo my dear.

- Great. - Well done.

You will be doing the choir.

That was the surprise!

So, no ... We want to tell you two things.

So, first thing:

we sold the house!

- Ah !

- Are you going to do like Mamiline?

You are going to a retirement home.

- And the second :

We're going to Portugal!

- We're going to live

in Portugal. - Ah! Sorry...

I am so happy !

- I think we're all very happy for you.

- Oh ... - Thank you.

Here.

- Ah it is!

- Has anyone been to Portugal?

- Yes we. Last year or the year before, I don't know.

- Me, I went there 2 years ago with my mother.

- Oh yes, we had been there!

Last summer, we were in Madrid!

- See, it's going well.

Laughter and chatter

- Actually, they don't care.

Brouhaha

...

- No, but did you see? They don't care if we leave!

We will not be shy, eh!

Han!

- What is happening ? - It's on time.

- Uh ... are you sure?

- Yes. Look, it's marked!

- No, are you sure we're leaving?

- Huh? Of course, I'm sure, Philippe.

I'm doing this for you, my darling. For your health.

You contributed, you benefit. Come on, come on.

- Wait, Marilou ...

- What?

- I have something to tell you.

- You will tell me after, my darling. We're gonna miss the plane.

- There is no house in Portugal.

- What are you saying ?

- That is, there will be one when it is built.

- It's not possible ! Olivier said she was ready.

- You know, Olivier, he gets carried away, he gets carried away ...

- I don't care, we're leaving anyway.

Come on, come on.

Go!

Hubbub and announcement

...

- Who are you calling?

- Olivier, you scum in the back of a toilet.

I will find you , you and my deposit,

and fuck them in your ass! You wanted to screw us up!

Cock head!

Olivier,

big motherfucker!

Silence

There you go ... It's better.

- He's his cousin, he's very nice.

- Hello. - Hello.

Passports, please. - Of course.

It's good, those silent airports.

Han!

- What is happening ?

- What is that ?

- Hello. That, it is a small delay of 10 minutes.

- But is it serious?

- No it's not a big deal. It happens every day.

- Come. He said it was okay.

Come ! - He says it's okay,

but what does he know?

It is very serious indeed. - The.

- This is very, very serious. - But no but no.

You'll see, it's funny.

Look, we got a little video from the kids.

- Is that so ? - Yeah. Looked.

* - So we are live from the retirement party

de Marilou and Philippe ... - No, but say so!

* - Our 2 retirees

were sent back to the locker room ... - We suck, as parents.

Our son didn't dare tell us he was gay.

* - I wish you a happy retirement.

I wish you the most beautiful of retreats.

* - There you go, with Cécile,

we are very happy to have parents like you.

We will miss you.

* - Hello, Marilou. Hi, Philippe.

- He's too nice, him.

*- Big kisses ! * - She was good, sister!

* - Retirement is the time to meet up with your children.

And it is one of the most beautiful moments in life.

Do not miss that.

- So, what do we do now?

- What is that ?

- It's a delay of 20 minutes.

- And in 10 minutes, it will be 30, and after, it will be 40.

But when will it stop? - Come. We're in no hurry.

- You are in no hurry. I do.

His cell phone rings.

...

It's a FaceTime from Cécile. - Well, answer it.

Oh !

* - Hello, Patou and Manou!

- It's the children! * - We wanted to tell you ...

We are sad that you are going far.

- My little cabbages!

* - We'll see each other more.

- My loves ... * - You will be missed.

Do not go to Senegal. * - No, Felix, it's in Portugal.

*- Is that so ? *- Yes !

* - Hey, Manou! Looked...

Soft music

...

- Did you know? - A little.

- You want us to stay?

It was not a good idea to go away from the children.

- Non.

...

- Oh dear ! Look ! - PATOU! MANOU!

- Hello, big boy! I'm happy to see you !

See, she didn't leave after all.

Hi, big guy. The three of you came!

- Yes. - That's too sweet.

- What are you doing here? - I came.

- It's adorable!

* - Last call for flight 1327 to Porto.

Marie-Louise and Philippe Blanchotte are expected at gate 2

for immediate boarding.

- Olivier ! It's okay ? I'm sorry. I got a little carried away.

- Head of cock, anyway!

- It's not my fault, it's Philippe!

Darling ? Are you awake?

- Hm ... You too? - Hm ...

- I slept well.

- Hm ... And tell me ... - Hm?

- I was thinking of something. - Hm?

- We prove to the quiche that a lot of things are happening here?

- But yes ! - Hm ...

- That's a very good idea!

- Patou, Manou, we're awake! - Patou, Manou, we're awake!

- We are hungry ! - We are hungry !

- Yes, my darlings! We arrive.

- Okay ! - Okay !

- Well you see, darling,

I did not imagine them like that, our vacation.

- But you like them anyway?

- Me too ? - Hm ...

- "Best Patou and Manou in the world!"

- Oh, they're cute!

- Yes, except that Patou is written in much smaller.

- Is it this morning that we have an appointment with Olivier?

- Yes. - Yes...

He's there !

- Hello. Excuse me for disturbing you,

but I have very good news. Because with Olivier ...

- IT'S NEVER OVER!

Soft music

...