All language subtitles for Episode 05 - Dont Forget the Driver

Come on, come on, what's going
on here? What's all this about?

They're having a religious discussion.

Yes, well, let everyone sit down, please.

I will not have this sort of
behaviour in the classroom.

He's saying ruddy things about Allah.

And you are saying ruddy things
about my case? Yes, well, in future,

kindly keep the differences to yourselves.

Now, shake hands. Oh, no.

I'm not shaking hands with an infidel.

But he's the one who started it, isn't he?

I'm only giving him titty for tatty.

Well, I... Tit for tat.

Yes, please. Titty for tat.

I don't care who started it. Shake hands.

Okay.

Ranjeet? I cannot shake the
hand of a barbarian. Well,

either you shake hands or go
home. It's entirely up to you.

And pay attention, everybody.

Please?

Pay attention.

But you are not. Oh.

Attention, here we go.

No, Zoltán, it's not that sort of
attention. It means to attend, to listen.

Hey, he knows speak very good.

Now, I would like you all
to help Zoltán to grasp

a few rudiments of the English language.

Excuse, please.

Yes, Ingrid.

What is rudiment?

Can anybody tell Ingrid what I mean by
teaching Zoltan some rudiments of English?

Sure. You want us to tell
him a few naughty jokes?

No, Giovanni, just English conversational.

We will learn him to speak
English as good as what we do, sir.

On second thoughts, perhaps it's not
such a good idea after all. Right, come on,

let's get cracking. Questions and
answers tonight. Come on, remember,

you're here to learn,
not enjoy yourselves.

Juan, what is a colloquialism?

It's a long word.

Yes, but what does it mean?

Ah, it means... I
don't know what it means.

It's another word for slang.

Por favor.

Slang.

Ah, like a broken arm.

Broken arm?

Si, when you break an
arm, you put it in slang.

That's a sling.

Ah, it's all right.

Well, I suggest you study
chapter nine, vocabulary.

It's all right.

Taro, aso.

Rephrase the following
sentence. The lawn needs cutting badly.

The lawn needs cutting badly.

No, Taro, the lawn
badly needs cutting. Aso.

And what is the future
of the verb I sleep?

I wake.

No, Anna, the future of the verb
I sleep is I am going to sleep.

Yeah, and after I sleep, I wake.

Giovanni, si.

Give me a sentence using the word deliver.

That's easy.

Too much vino is so no good for deliverer.

Are you serious? Sure, I
read it in the newspaper. Well,

I suggest you study
the chapter on spelling.

Okey-cokey.

Max, decline the verb to write.

High right, he right.

Wrong.

OK, high right, he wrong.

I write, he writes, she
writes. Concentrate on your verbs.

OK.

Ali. Yes, please.

Spell chemist. Oh, blimey.

K-E-M. Chemist does not begin with a K.
It sounds like it begins with K. C-H.

But that is making it chemist.

No, the C-H is pronounced K.
Ah, now I'm understanding.

C-H is K. Yes.

Oh, blimey.

Then last night I'm eating a
sandwich with keys and cutlery.

It's not a hard and fast rule, Ali.

You should study the chapter
on consonants. Jolly good.

Give me another word for obnoxious.

Swedish.

If something that is black is
blackish, what is something that is red?

A book.

Radish.

A thousand apologies. But you
are right. They are red. What are?

Radishes.

And I like them very much. Radishes.

Another thousand apologies.

Julie, what is a green belt?

What you wear with your green dress.

A green belt. A green
belt is an area of land

on which you're not
allowed to build. Build.

What is the past tense of I ride?

Excuse, Master-ji, I know here
question. What is the past tense of I ride?

I like better when I know here
question. Come along, Jamila, I ride.

I ride it.

Road.

Ah, I ride it on road.

The past tense of I ride is I rode.

Ingrid.

What is the meaning of
the word illiterate?

Someone who's knowing a language note.

At last, someone has answered a
question correctly. Well done, Ingrid.

The question was easy. Is
it? Yours was. Listen how

she speaks the English,
all backwards to Prong.

No, wait, don't, girls.

Come on, Ingrid
deserves to be complimented.

She's the only one to
answer a question correctly.

Hey, you not ask certain anything yet.

I hardly think he'll
understand the question,

then alone be able to
give an answer. Please.

What is this?

Book.

Ah.

What is that?

Window.

Window.

Door. Door.

Very good. Now, what is this?

Window.

Book.

Book.

What is that?

Door.

Window.

Door. Good.

Grandbeth!

If this is an example of your
teaching methods, Mr Brown, I am not amused.

It's probably something
he's picked up from Giovanni.

Well, I came in to ask you about
the coach trip. What coach trip?

Don't you ever read the notice
boards? Oh, yes, well, occasionally.

Now, listen, everybody.

For the past two weeks,
there has been a notice

on the board to the
effect that Mrs Hunter,

our history teacher, is
organising her annual

coach trip to a stately home for Sunday.

We are going to Barclay Hall, the
ancestral home of Humphrey, Earl of Barclay,

which is renowned for
its remarkable collection

of tapestries and ancient manuscripts.

Now, who would like to go?

Well, I have planned to
do something on Sunday.

Cancel it. Yeah, well,
I don't think I can.

I shall expect you to be here
on Sunday at 12 o'clock sharp.

How are the others on the coach?

They haven't arrived, not
yet. Morning, everybody.

Buongiorno, everybody.

What is all this?

It's beer.

We are not driving, so
we can't be drinking.

Hey, should we have the first one now?
No, we won't have the first one now. Look,

please, get on the coach, everybody.

We can't. Why not?
They've only sent one coach.

Miss Courtney's in
there now, sorting it out.

What did the man say, Miss Courtney?
The man said you only ordered one coach.

It's not true. I
definitely ordered two coaches.

Typical male inefficiency. No
problem. Yes, we're a coach missing.

Can't they send one round?

They haven't got another
one. They're fully booked.

What are we going to do?

Oh, I can get you a coach.

But you said... Yeah, my
brother-in-law, he's in the coach business.

He lets you out for
outings and old-age pensioners.

I drive for him in my spare time.

Would you like to go and ring him, Sidney?

Oh, don't worry, I'll pop round
the corner. It's not very far.

I'll be back in ten minutes
with a cockroach. With what?

With a coach.

Stop this at once, please.

I expect they're anxious to get started.

Look, why don't you get going, and
we'll follow on as soon as Sid arrives.

What a good idea. Now, Mrs.
Hunter, will you get on the bus?

Allow me.

Oh, thank you. All right, Miss
Courtney. No, I'm not going. Ah,

you've changed your mind.

No, I am going on your coach with you.

Stop it, please, stop it!

Blimey, I'm thinking we're using
the bus. Ours hasn't arrived yet.

We are being okay.

All right. Hey, you got some beer as well.

Why don't we have a drink now?

It's a good idea.

It is not a good idea at all.

This is supposed to be an
educational trip, not a tipler's tour.

Here we are.

Is this the best you can do, Sid?
Don't worry, she's very comfortable.

Just like riding on a cushion of air.

Don't forget, there's plenty
more where this came from.

Hey, when we get on coach, you
and me, we sit together, okay? Hey,

I must sit next to Daniel.
You go sit next to Ingrid.

No, no, no, no. Ingrid sits beside me.

Hey, I would very much
like to sit with Ingrid.

What are you arguing about now? It's
about where we sit on the coach, professoree.

Danielle is desperate to sit next
to me. Is that right, Danielle?

You see, she wants to
sit next to me, yes? No.

No.

I want to sit next to Mr. Brown.

I'd like Mr. Brown to sit
with... You not sit next to Mr. Brown,

you stood this morning... All right,
everybody sit down in your places, please.

Right, as we've some time
to wait for the puncture...

And in order to avoid any
further arguments, we will draw lots.

Lots of what?

Drawing lots will decide who
will sit next to who. All right?

So I want you to write your names on
these pieces of paper I'm giving you,

and then they will put
them in the waste paper

basket and draw them out one at a time.

Like old bingo.

Similar to bingo, yeah.

Don't forget to write your name.

No, I won't, Danielle.

Right, everybody finished? Yeah. Right,
now fold them up and put them in here.

And this time, when I draw
them out, that will be final.

I don't want any more
arguments. Is that understood?

Yeah.

Good. Right.

Everybody ready, then?

Ingrid, will you give them a
shake for me, please? Yeah.

I shake it for you. Good.

High's down. And...

Oh, dearie me, who is going to be
the lucky one to be getting me?

Ranjit.

Can you please be starting again?

No, it's a perfectly fair system. In any
case, it's time you two learn to coexist.

Max, if the next name is Giovanni,
I'm not going. And on second thoughts,

I'd rather have Giovanni.

You are very rude.

Are you really joking?

When we get on coach, you and
me, we sit at the back, okay?

We sit at the front,
and no funny business.

Danielle? Please, let it be me.

Zoltan!

Santa Maria.

You will sit next to
Danielle on the couch.

Ah, thank you.

It's all right.

Taro.

Yes, sir.

Jamila.

Happy to sit next to you.

I am also most happy to
be sitting next to you.

Ingrid.

Ah, that's all it pleased me.

Giovanni!

It's got to be Sully or you, professore.

Sully.

But who are you to be
sitting next to, professore?

Come along, everybody.

I am thinking we are lost. We are not
lost. Now, where are we, Sid? I don't know.

You had the map. You were
doing the navigating. Well,

I couldn't read it in that old bone
shaker of yours. It kept jiggling up and down.

Then you should have
jiggled up and down with

it. We are not
definitely lost. I'm not lost.

We're just not where we should be. Well,

perhaps you could show us where we
should be. Well, I know where we should be.

I just don't know where we are.

We are...

Look, we passed a sign just down the
road. Now, did anybody see what it said? Yes,

please. Right, well, I'll look it up on
the map, and then we will know where we are.

I really don't think that
will be much help, Mr. Brown.

With all due respect, Miss Courtney,

I happen to possess a
Pathfinder's badge from the Boy Scouts,

so I know quite a bit about the
map. Once I know what the sign said,

it's a simple matter to find out our
exact location. Now, what did the sign say?

Cattle Crossing. Yep.

Do you think you can find
that on the map, Mr. Brown?

I'm telling you, we are lost. If
you don't shut up, you'll be lost,

because when we move
off, we'll abandon you.

I suggest we carry on until we get to a
main road. This bound to be a signpost.

Good idea. Right, start her up,
Sid. All right. Come on, everyone.

Finish your drink, please. We're leaving.

Now what's the matter?

Well, it sounds to me as if the engine
won't start. That is patently obvious. Oh.

The engine won't start.

Why?

Won't it start? Well, hang on a
minute, we'll find out. Boys,

give us that with that bonnet, will
you? Give us that with that bonnet.

Oh, and, uh, Mr. Brown, switch the
indexers on when I tell you. All right.

Switch on.

Funny.

Sid, your petrol gauge reads empty. Yeah,
well, it's broken. It always reads empty.

How do you know when it is empty?

I've got a dipstick here, see?
Stand back a minute, will you?

Stand back this morning.

You see, this is the petrol here.

You put the dipstick
in as far as it'll go.

That tells you whether it's
full up or whether it's empty.

Yeah, it's empty.

We're marvellous, we don't know
where we are, and even if we did,

we wouldn't be able to get anywhere. Ah,
never mind, I'll go and find the garage.

Hey, why don't we all have another...

Well, I suppose there's no
telling how long Sid will be.

Miss Gordley. No, thank you.

And I don't think any of you
should have a drink either.

Oh, come on, Miss C. One
little drink won't harm anyone.

They have already consumed
two of those large cans.

What goes in must eventually come out.

And it could lead to a
lot of embarrassment.

Squeeze me, please.

Anybody want him to be embarrassing?

Well, you will have to wait.

Oh, blimey.

I shall wait on the coach.

Right, well, come on, gather round,
everyone. While we're waiting for seed,

we might as well have a lesson.

Ah, no lesson.

Mr. Brown, you're not in the
class. It's no good to work on Sundays.

Six days, shalt thou be
in labour. No, shalt thou

be in labour. In China,
people work every day.

With respect, we are not in China. All
right, all right, we will play a game.

Hey, I know a good game.

A kick or a kiss. Never heard
of it. The boys chase the girls,

and when they catch
one, they say, what do you

want, a kick or a
kiss? That's a good game.

From you, I prefer a kick.

We will play I Spy. Now, that is a game
that will help you all with your vocabulary.

Now, you give the first letter
and it's something you can see,

and everybody else has to
try and guess what it is.

I'll start it off so
you'll see how it's played.

I spy with my little eye
something beginning with G. Huh?

Gigi!

Giovanni.

Now, I'll give you a clue.

I'm sitting on it.

Bottom.

No, Max, gate.

Pocket. Pocket. Right, who's
going to go next? Yes, please.

Ranjit.

I am spying with my little eye.
Something beginning with N. N, everyone.

Nose.

No.

Nettle. No.

Nestle. No.

Neck.

No. Neck.

No.

Nail. No.

Knitting. You are being stupid.

Knitting is not starting with an N.
Well done, Ranjeet. Right, we give up.

Now you tell us, what is
it that begins with N?

Engine.

You're a damn fool! You are being more
stupid than I am! Don't you two stop again!

Hey, hey, Mr. Brown! I've got some
petrol from a new farm over there.

I'll get you there in no time.

Right, come on, everyone! All aboard!

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

Where do you think
you're going? We are going

to visit Barclay's hall. No, you're not.

Shove off.

Don't speak to us like that. I shall
report you to the Earl of Barclay.

I am the Earl of Barclay. Now push
off before I set the dogs on you.

You don't understand.

We have come to visit your stately home.

Well, you're too late.

I only open the house from 12 to 4.
It's now a quarter to 5. So shove off.

But please, your eldership,
couldn't you possibly... Certainly not.

I don't believe it. What a waste of
a day. Well, it was a nice drive.

It was a terrible drive.

What do you think, John?

You had better take us home,
Sidney. And for goodness sake, Mr Brown,

try not to lose us this time.

Don't worry, Miss Courtney, I
never make the same mistake twice.

All right, come on, you lot. Get in.

I think we're up here.

No, we're definitely down here. You
are both wrong. We are over here.

Squish, please.

I know where we are.

Well, how?

We are where we have been
before. How do you know that?

I'm finding our drinking things.

Hey, well, that's easy then, isn't it?
I know we went back from here. Well,

thank goodness for that. Right,
come on, everybody, back on the coach.

Hey, I'm going on the bus.

Hey!

I think I am going to scream.

Now what are we going to do? There's only
one thing we can do. Come on, everybody.

I spy with my little eye
something beginning with rain.

After the break, you're off
to Weatherfield for our first

beat of the day during
classic Coronation Street.