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There you are love Thank you
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Sugars on the table
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Give us a cup of tea, Glad
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One of these days Sid,
you'll actually buy one
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And I'll drop dead of shock
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- Buy one?
- Yes
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Free tea is one of the
perks what goes with this job
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There 'Ow are you fixed
for a quick touch?
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- I beg your pardon?
- I'm talking about money
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I'm a bit glacier mint
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You're always skink Sid! I'm sorry! No
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- Hello lads - Hello Sid
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How are you, my old Japan?
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- Japan?
- My old Japan
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Your rhyming slang meaning friend
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Not Japan! China, china plate - mate
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Jelly good
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- I don't suppose any of you could...
- No Sid
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- It's only till pay day - No understand
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- Sorry please - It's alright
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Gladys, give us that pack of
cards from under the counter
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I'll get some money somehow
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What are you going to do?
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A little game of find the lady
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Nobody might want to play
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They'll be enough to play when
I give them the old come on
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Come on what?
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- You know I've got a
quid till pay day - Yeah
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If I get somebody to win that, it
can't stop! It never fails
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Now all I've got to do now is find a mug
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- Coffee please - Hello mug... Max
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- Max, would you...
- No Sid
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No, no! I'm not trying to tap you
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- I thought you might fancy a game
of cards - I don't like to gamble
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Don't be silly! It's just a bit of fun!
Come and sid down! Enjoy yourself
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This is called Find the Lady!
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The lady is a queen! Now there's a
queen and there's the other 2 cards
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What I do is I shuffle them about
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And the object is to see if
my eyes could deceive your eyes
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The quickness of my hands
deceive your eyes
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- Where is it?
- There
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Oh you're right! Very good! You
have good sharp eyes, haven't you?
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Sure I have
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You would have another go! Yes?
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- Where is it?
- This one
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Twice on the turn! You are
very very good, aren't you?
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- Pretty smart, eh?
- No one's ever beaten me twice
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I'll tell you what! If we had any
money, you'd have one two quids now
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- Two quids?
- Yeah
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- Do you want to try again?
- Hockay
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- Only this time, I bet a pound
- I thought you said you don't play
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My father he teach me
two rules of gambling
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First rule, always bet on a certainty
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- You want this pound?
- Yes, there's nothing wrong with that
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Why not?
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Now there's the queen!
There's the cards!
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- Where is it?
- This is the lady
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Three times on the trot!
That's fantastic!
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I like this game Sid
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- Do you like it?
- Yes
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- Good! Double or Quits?
- Quits
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What?
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- I dont want to play
anymore - But you can't do that
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The second rule my father tell me!
Always quits when you're winning
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Good evening please
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Ah Ranjeet! You're late! I
thought you weren't coming!
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You missed first half of the session
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A thousand apologies but I am
falling asleep on the underground tube
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I am going right past
my getting off stop
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- And not waking up until
Cockiefosters - Cockiefosters?
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- Perhaps you're working too hard
- I am working three times too hard
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What do you mean? - Perhaps you're working
too hard - I am working three times too hard
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What do you mean?
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Well my properjob is working on
the underground railway tube
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And I'm working the
early morning shaft
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- I think you mean shift - That is correct
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I am working from six o'clock morning
time until two o'clock afternoon time
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Then I'm doing otherjob for garage
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Pumping the petrol until
six o'clock evening time
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Even allowing for the
time you spend here
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You could still have eight hours sleep
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Oh no, when I am leaving here,
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I am working in public house
until after the midnight
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I think you're overdoing it Ranjeet
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All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy
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This Jack, is he having three jobs also?
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It's just a saying!
Why are you working so hard?
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I'm saving up for the airplane
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- You want to buy an airplane?
- No, no
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Just a ticket, to Punjab
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You're not leaving us, are you?
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Only for one weekend
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My mother is being sixty
years old this week
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So I am giving her the
big surprise of myself
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I am now having the
money for the airplane ticket
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Two hundred and thirty
English pounds
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That's a lot of money
to carry about Ranjeet
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You could get mugged
on your way home
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You are speaking absolute wisdom
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- Here, you keep for me - Me?
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Most definitely,
then if I am being mugged
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The mugger man will not find money
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- It's too big a responsibility - Please
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You keep for me until tomorrow
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- Then I buy ticket - Very well
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Thousand thank you
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Right! Come along everyone!
We have a lot of work to do
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Quickly now! Go on
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Right! Now, for the rest of this
evening, we're going to have a debate
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Can anyone tell me what the
word debate means
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And I don't want to hear anybody say
debate is what you put on the fishing line
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Can anybody tell me what a debate is?
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Come along! Su Lee, what
is parliament noted for?
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Collupt poriticians making unjust
raws to oppless working crasses
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Agreed! We call that debating
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Quite simply it means to
discuss or dispute a given subject
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That is what we are going to do
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Do you understand what we
are talking about Zoltan?
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No understand
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We're going to have a debate
- an argument
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- Fight?
- No, no
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Not with fists, with mouth
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- Kiss - No, with words
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Just do your best to follow us
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Now the first thing we're going to do!
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We're going to need
somebody to chair the debate
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- I'm good at that -
Have you done it before?
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Sure, every Saturday, I
go to chair my football team
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I'm talking about chair, not cheer
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- Scusi - Right
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I shall be the Chairman
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- Now what subject shall we debate?
- Girls
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Girls is not a subject
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Subjects for debates are
in the form of questions
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For example, should men and
women have equal pay for equal work?
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Should capital punishment
be brought back?
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Should Enoch Powell be deported?
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Thats the general idea
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For our debate, I think we'll
take the subject of Television
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Is Television a good or bad
influence on the community?
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Now we need two proposers
and two opposers
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In other words, two to
speak for good and two for bad
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- How about you Juan?
- Por favore
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- Good or bad?
- Sometimes I'm good
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Sometimes I'm bad
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Not talking about you personally Juan!
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Do you think television is good?
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Sometimes good, sometimes bad
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Make your mind up Juan
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In a debate, you can't sit on the fence
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Not sitting on fence! Sitting on chair
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Look forget I asked you
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- What you ask me?
- Forget it
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How can I forget if I don't remember
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- Never mind - Alright
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- Taro you can be the 1st proposer - Ah so
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Now we need a lady, Jamila! You
can be the 2nd proposer
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Now two opposers
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- Ali, How about you?
- Yes please
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And Danielle
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- Am I good or bad?
- Bad
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I like being bad! Because
when I am bad, I'm very good
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Just remember, we're talking
about television
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Now, pay attention everyone
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Taro will speak first with the proposition
that television is good for the community
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- Go ahead Taro - Ah so
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Television is very goodo for everyone
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More people watcho, more people buyo
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And Japan make besto television
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Japan make besto everything
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- Cars, cameras, radios...
- Thank you Taro
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Remember you're speaking about
television not doing a commercial for Japan
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Ah so
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Television is goodo for teaching
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I learn many English words fromo television
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Like 'what a gay day'
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And 'Don't forget fruito gums mum'
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Thank you Taro
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Danielle, would you please
present your case against television
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Oui
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I think television is very bad
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Because it makes people stay up at night
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Instead of going to bed to make love
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Not everybody wants to go
to bed to make love
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That's right! Sometimes, it's
much better to make love outside
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In Sweden, we make love everywhere
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I think we're getting... You do that?
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Getting off the subject! Now, come along!
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Make love much better proposition
than television
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Stick to the point please Danielle
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I think television is very bad for the eyes
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Yes and also bad for the legs
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- Legs?
- Si
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My brother Miguel, he had
bad legs from his television
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Juan, how can your brother have
bad legs from his television?
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He dropped it on his foot
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I shouldn't have asked
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Carry on Danielle
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I cannot sink of anymore to say after this
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Jamila, would you like to present your
case for the good of television?
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I like very much television
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The television makes people
happy with many good programs
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Like Carnation Street
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- Coronation Street - Yes
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Last week, I am watching This Week
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How can you be watching
this week last week?
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This Week is the name of
a programme, Ranjeet
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A thousand apologies
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And also, television is for free
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- You have to buy the licence
- What licence?
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- Haven't you got a television licence?
- No, no need licence
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- I'm sorry Jamila but you do - No
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Look Jamila, it's an
offence not to have a license
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If the detector van comes
round you could be heavily fined
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- No - Don't argue Jamila! It's the law If the
detector van comes round you could be heavily fined
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- No - Don't argue Jamila! It's the law
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- Not for me - Why not for you?
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No have television set
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Watch next door! They have licence
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Thank you Jamila
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- Ali, your turn - Jolly good
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I am thinking television is very bad
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Because it is showing too
much of the violence
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- A good point - Thank you
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Last night, I am seeing
somebody being drowned, then shot
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And then having their heads chopped off
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What was that? The Professionals
or Starsky and Hutch?
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Tom and Jerry
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Excuse Mr. Brown, can you
spare me a moment?
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Just a minute Miss Courtney
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We're running in the middle of
an interesting debate
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- Could you waitjust a minute please?
- Certainly not
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- Very well! Giovanni, out here
- Certainly sir
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- Would you take the chair?
- Sure
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- No I mean will you chair the debate
- Scusi
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Let Ali finish, then throw it open! Give
everybody a say then take a vote
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If I'm still not back by then, you
can dismiss the class and go home
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Hokey
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Okay, you heard what Professori said
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Ali's to finish
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We have a talk, we have a vote
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- Then we go home, ok?
- Alright
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- You finished Ali?
- No I haven't
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- I was...
- You finished
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Anybody wanna talk?
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Ok, we take a vote
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Everybody thinks Tv's okay,
put up hands
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Everybody who think Tv's
not ok, put up the hands
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We call it a draw! Class dismissed
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Going somewhere?
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Would you care for a drink Miss Courtney?
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No thank you Mr. Brown
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00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,216
I want to get to the Post
Office to catch the last post
254
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,950
I wonder if you'd post a letter for me
255
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080
- Yeah certainly - Good
256
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,480
This is the one
257
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,310
- Good night Mr. Brown - Good night
258
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,950
- Another day done, Sid - Worse luck
259
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,700
- I'm always glad to get home - You
wouldn't be if you lived with my missus
260
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,230
- Oh hello - What's the matter?
261
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,950
Here! It's full of bees and honey
262
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,190
- I wonder whose it is
- I know whose it is now
263
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,960
Don't you think you ought to
take it into the police station?
264
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,285
Don't be ridiculous! It's finders keepers!
265
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:44,390
Oh Sid!
Don't be ridiculous! It's finders keepers!
266
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,425
Oh Sid!
267
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,840
Enter!
268
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,340
Mr. Brown
269
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,750
- Hush - Don't you shush me
270
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,656
Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble
271
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:18,750
You certainly are! You're ten minutes late!
Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble
272
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,505
You certainly are! You're ten minutes late!
273
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:25,270
Worse than that! I lost 230 pounds that
Ranjeet gave me to look after
274
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,780
- How on earth did you manage to do that?
- I have no idea
275
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,736
It must have fallen out of my
pocket! I've looked everywhere
276
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,880
I went to the police to ask
if anyone had handed it in
277
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,320
They just laughed
278
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,350
- What am I gonna tell Ranjeet?
- The truth Mr. Brown
279
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,310
You'd better do it in private
280
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,750
You can use my office! I'll send him to you
281
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,670
I suppose the direct approach would be best
282
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,830
Ranjeet, I've lost your money
283
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:54,710
No, that's too harsh! I
should soften the blow a bit
284
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,750
Ranjeet, come in
285
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,750
Have a seat! Would you like a cup of tea?
286
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,790
Ranjeet, I have something to tell you
287
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,550
- Are you sitting comfortably?
- No, I'm standing up
288
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,670
Ah Ranjeet, come here and sit down
289
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800
Have a cup of tea
290
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,776
- There isn't any tea
- I'll go and get you a cup
291
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,680
Miss Courtney said you have
something to tell me
292
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,670
Yes Ranjeet, I am human,
you are human
293
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,430
And human beings are fallible!
I am fallible, you are fallible
294
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,510
Oh no, I am Punjabi
295
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,070
What I am trying to say Ranjeet is...
296
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,620
I've lost your money
297
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,800
Did you hear me?
298
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,270
The money you saved to go and
visit your mother! I've lost it
299
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,070
Ranjeet
300
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,670
I'm sorry Ranjeet
301
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,630
- Good evening - Hello Sid
302
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,350
You look as if you've lost a
hundred quid and found ten p.
303
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,430
There's many a true word spoken in jest
304
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,685
Come on! Cheer up
305
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:09,780
- Have a cigar - No thanks
Come on! Cheer up
306
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,430
- Have a cigar - No thanks
307
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,070
- Things can't be that bad
- They're worse
308
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,590
Look at me! Yesterday
I hadn't got change for 1/2 p
309
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,550
Today, I could lose a tenner and not notice
310
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,816
You couldn't lend me two hundred and
thirty pounds, could you?
311
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,840
No chance
312
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,040
That's all there was in the envelope
313
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,670
- What envelope?
- The envelope I found outside the school
314
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,190
- You thief - What are you talking about?
315
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,510
That was Ranjeet's money!
316
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,700
- You still got it?
- Yeah
317
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,740
Why didn't you hand it in?
318
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,830
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Ranjeet, we found your money
319
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,230
Praise to the Holy Guru
320
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,350
I will be able to be visiting my mother
321
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,190
Oh, she'd be so happy to be seeing me
322
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,150
There's only one hundred and
thirty pounds in here
323
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680
That's right
324
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,510
- Where's the other hundred?
- Here
325
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,670
- What is this?
- A betting slip
326
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,710
I put in on Rainbows end on the
6:15 in the night race at Windsor
327
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:16,710
6:15! We can still make it lads! Come
on everybody quickly! Quickly
328
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,390
Mr. Brown, what is going on?
329
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,630
We're just taking an early tea
break in the betting shop
330
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,630
6:15 at Windsor
331
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:36,510
The horses are lining up for
the start and they're off
332
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,670
Come on Rainbows End
333
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,670
And right away it's
Ernies Boy in the lead
334
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,230
Followed by Debs Delight, Golden
Wonder and Skylark
335
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,710
Then come Royal Peacock and Slimline
336
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,630
Where is Rainbows End?
337
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,550
And bringing up the rear is Rainbows End
338
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,800
And that's the order at the bend
339
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,510
With Debs Delight closing a little and
Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder
340
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,430
Royal Peacock is dropping back
341
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,270
And who's this coming
through on the inside
342
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,460
- Rainbows End?
- Slimline
343
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,200
And as they come into the straight
344
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,780
It's still Ernie's Boy,
Debs Delight and Skylark
345
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,470
And here's Rainbows End making
a run on the outside
346
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,600
Come on Rainbows End
347
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,470
And with four furlongs
to go its Ernies Boy
348
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,670
Debs Delight and Rainbows
End now in third place
349
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,680
Ernies Boy is pulling away slightly
350
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,750
But Rainbows End has overtaken Debs
Delight and is challenging strongly
351
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,740
Two furlongs to go and Rainbows
Ends is gaining on Ernies Boy
352
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,736
They're neck and neck as
they come to the post
353
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,590
And at the finish it's
Rainbows End by a nose
354
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,830
How much are you winning?
355
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,685
At five to two, that's
two hundred and fifty quid
356
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:31,800
Hundred for you and the rest for me At five
to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid
357
00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:33,670
Hundred for you and the rest for me
358
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,600
Come on! Let's go draw it
359
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,430
One moment, there's a stewards inquiry
360
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,710
The red flags gone up
361
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,230
Oh blimey, it's a Russian horse
362
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,470
Rainbows End's been disqualified for
bumping and has lost
363
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,710
We are losing and I won't
be able to visit my mother
364
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,590
Poor Ranjeet
365
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,750
He was so much looking
forward to seeing his mother
366
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,200
He will see his mother
367
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,470
But he was going to be
catching plane on Saturday
368
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,656
How can he be getting one
Hundred pounds before then?
369
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:09,750
We'll get it for him How can he be
getting one Hundred pounds before then?
370
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,230
We'll get it for him
371
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,430
Even if we have to beg,
borrow or steal it
372
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,620
Yes, yes!
373
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,790
Excuse please
374
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440
Thank you
375
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,470
You want photograph! Very cheapo
376
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,270
Three for one poundo
377
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,960
You buy pretty violets for your pretty wife
378
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,960
- You want pretty violets for your pretty wife?
- No, thanks duckie
379
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,700
Get your salami sandwiches here
380
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,670
All made with French bread
381
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,430
Shoeshiner! Shoe shine! Twenty p's
382
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,550
Come on! Shoeshiner
383
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,645
Come on young man! Have your fortune
told! Madame Jamila will tell your fortune
384
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:50,750
Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila Come on young man!
Have your fortune told! Madame Jamila will tell your fortune
385
00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:53,510
Have your fortune told
by Madame Jamila
386
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,310
Please do cross my palms with fifty p.
387
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,750
Come on now! Where's the lady?
388
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,580
That's not the lady, i'm telling
you! That's the lady here
389
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,230
I'll do one more for you to
show you can be wrong
390
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,600
You can't be wrong all the time
391
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,510
- Giant balloons, 25 p each
- 25 p. On balloon
392
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,200
There's one for you
393
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,270
Mr. Brown, please hold! Please hold
394
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,000
- Good evening Miss Courtney
- Good evening Mr. Brown
395
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,430
I hear you managed to raise
the money for Mr. Singhs fare
396
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,190
Yes, he'll be at the airport now
397
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,470
How is he going by plane or balloon?
398
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,270
- You heard about that!
- Yes
399
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,685
If there haven't been someone on
the roof to catch my legs
400
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:00,780
Heaven knows where I'd be now If there haven't
been someone on the roof to catch my legs
401
00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:01,975
Heaven knows where I'd be now
402
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,750
Where you usually are Mr.
Brown, with your head in the clouds
403
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,830
- Good evening class
- Good evening Mr. Brown
404
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,390
Firstly, may I say thank you for
all your efforts yesterday
405
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,000
To help me raise the fare for Ranjeet
406
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,390
No, no! It was a remarkable effort
407
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,880
I wish I could say that for your homework
408
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:28,630
- I'm not happy with your answers -
We are also not happy with the questions
409
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,510
I got an idea
410
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,750
You're not happy, we're not happy
411
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,780
So if you not give us homework,
we both be happy
412
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,645
Silence
413
00:22:40,785 --> 00:22:43,430
Look, in the future, you will
be given extra homework
414
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,920
And I hope to see some improvement
415
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,600
Some of you are simply not trying
416
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,350
For example, Max
417
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,750
The opposite of anti-meridian is
not uncle-meridian but post-meridian
418
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,630
What you're laughing about Giovanni
419
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,790
Your answer to the question write a
sentence using a metaphor was unbelievable
420
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,230
But I did write a sentence using a metaphor
421
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,510
Yes, last night I found my
girlfriend in a metaphoradream
422
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,270
- Ali - Yes please
423
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,470
For your information, a polygon is a term
424
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,750
used to describe figures
with angles and sides
425
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,470
and has nothing to do with
the disappearing parrot
426
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,750
Mr. Brown, Miss would
like to have a word with you
427
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,880
Ah, new pupil
428
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,416
Would you like to sit over there?
429
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,270
No sit! Look for Ranjeet
430
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,216
Well I'm afraid he's not here!
He's gone this weekend to visit his mother
431
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,440
As a surprise for her birthday
432
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,830
That is terrible
433
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,656
- Why, what's the matter?
- I am his mother
434
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:38,750
I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet - Why, what's the matter?
- I am his mother
435
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:43,670
I came over for my birthday
to surprise Ranjeet
436
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,750
You're his mother?
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