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Hello, is that Parkers?
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Look, I'm going fishing this
weekend and I need some bait
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No, just on the Thames,
the maggots will do
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I'll send somebody
round to collect them
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Oh by the way, those trout flies I bought
from you have been very successful
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Especially the cochy-bondu
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Seems to attract the trout like a magnet
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Yes, thank you again
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Bye
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Excuse me
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You startled me
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Would you mind knocking
before you barge in?
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Sorry
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Is that better?
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- I've lost it - Lost what?
Is that better?
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- I've lost it
- Lost what?
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I've lost my favorite fly
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I had it in my hand a moment
ago! I must have dropped it
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Can you see it anywhere?
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What does it look like?
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It's about two inches long; red
and black with a curly tail
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Perhaps it's flown out of the window
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It's a fishing fly!
A cochy bondu
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- A cochy what?
- Bondu
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- It must be here somewhere
- If it's here, we'll find it
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Perhaps I should come back later
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Ah Mr. Brown, you can join in
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Well I'm not really that religious
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We're looking for a fly
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A fly?
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Yes! It's 2 inches long! Red
and black with a curly tail
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Sounds quite lethal
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- Would you mind helping us
look for it - No, not at all
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- I found it - Where?
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It's here! Just under the desk
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- I'll get it - No, stand
back Sid! Leave this to me
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What are you doing Mr. Brown?
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Stay where you are Miss
Courtney! It could be dangerous
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Yeah that's right! It's not moving!
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- Mr. Brown...
- Just a moment
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Better to be safe than sorry
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I've just remembered! I've
been expecting the boiler
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Have you quite finished Mr. Brown?
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Or would you like to borrow a hammer?
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One can't be too careful where
strange insects are concerned
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Have you any idea where it came from?
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- Yes! W. Parker and Son
- Pardon?
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- Fishing tackle suppliers
- Fishing
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- It wasn't...
- It was
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Oh dear!
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Got any glue?
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I don't think trout are
particularly fond of glue
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No I suppose they're not!
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- I'll buy you another
- See that you do
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Excuse me
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Hello... Speaking
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Pardon?
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Is it you?
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Is it really you?
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It is you... It's him
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Coming here?
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You're not coming here
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You are coming here...
He's coming here
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Yes, yes, yes... Half an hour
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You'll be here in half an hour
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He'll be here in half an hour
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Very well... until then
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- Is everything all right?
- It was him
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Yes and he's coming here in half an hour
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But who is him...
I mean who is he?
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A man I never thought I'd see again
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My ex-fiance
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You mean you were actually
engaged at one time?
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There's no need to sound so surprised
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It was over 25 years
ago... I was just...
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I was very young
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I met him at Oxford in the high!
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It was raining and he offered
me shelter under his umbrella
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Then he insisted on buying me a
cup of tea and a sticky bun
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- How romantic - Yes,
that was how it all started
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- Why didn't you get married?
- It was awful! He left me
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- At the church?
- No, in the lurch
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Mr. Brown, I have never
told anyone this before
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- Well if you'd rather...
- No, sit down
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For years, I've kept this
terrible secret to myself
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Now he's coming back into my
life I must tell someone
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And I think I can trust you Mr. Brown
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I'd rather not if it's going to
cause any embarrassment
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- It won't embarrass me
- It might embarrass me
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I'm sure it won't
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Anyway, he asked me to go
down to Brighton with him
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For one of those,
you know, weekends
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- Double room, Mr. And Mrs. Smith?
- Exactly
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- And you refused?
- Oh no, I went
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I even remember the hotel
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- The Bellavista, opposite the
abatoir - Very Bellavista
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Well, we booked in and Albert, like
the thoughtful man he was
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He let me go upstairs first to
prepare myself as it were
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While he had a drink in the bar
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- Getting up a bit of dutch
courage - I beg your pardon?
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Not that he needed it with such
a lovely person waiting to be
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- What happened then?
- He didn't turn up
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He got drunk, passed out and spent the
night on a settee in the resident's lounge
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How despicable!
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I went home and refused
ever to see him again
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I heard later that he
was working in the Far East
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But I must admit
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I have always cherished a secret
hope that he might one day come back
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- Excuse me please
- Yes Ali, what is it?
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Come quickly please we are
having plenty trouble in classroom
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- What do you mean, trouble?
- Max and Giovanni
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They are murdering each other
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- I'm ready when you are
- I am ready when you are
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You come on
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You're gonna be sorry
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We see whose gonna be sorry
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Okay, I'm waiting for you to come on
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Stop this brawling
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It's lucky for you! Professori stop
me from giving you a black eye
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I will not have fighting in class
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Fighting! It was more like dancing
I will not have fighting in class
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Fighting! It was more like dancing
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- I was just warming up
- Me too
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- What was this all about?
- I tell you professori
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He was calling me a wop
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And he's calling me a grease boy
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Go on, sit down everybody
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I wish you could pick up proper
English as quickly as you pick up slang
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I have enough trouble with Ali and
Ranjeet without you two start falling out
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Now shake hands, come on
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Right! Now, tonight I want to
concentrate on English conversation
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The sort of things you have to
say during the course of the day
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For example Ranjeet
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- Where would you take a cheque?
- To Czechoslovakia For example Ranjeet
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- Where would you take a cheque?
- To Czechoslovakia
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- Not that sort of Czech
- A thousand apologies
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A cheque for a certain amount of money
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- Where would you take it?
- To a bank
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- Thank you! Juan
- S�, se�or
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- If you felt ill, what would you do?
- Go to bed
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- Before that - Take the clothes off
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- You would go to the doctor's
- No, no, no
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Doctor kill my uncle in Madrid
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- Really?
- S�
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My uncle, he has pain in the
chest! He goes to see doctor
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Doctor he looks at him and say...
It's alright
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Ten minutes later, in the
street, my uncle... finito
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- He got a heart attack?
- Motor car
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You could hardly blame
the doctor for that
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S�, the doctor,
he was driving the motor
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- Taro
- Ah so
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Although we have news
metrics in this country
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We still use an old
system which is known as what?
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- Sorry not know
- Does anybody know?
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Avoirdupois
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- Excellent
- Merci
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- Does avoirdupois ring a bell now Taro?
- Yes
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Avoirdupois is French for
have you some peaso
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Taro, I can't believe you're that stupid
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Sorry, justjoko
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Well in future, kindly leave
your joke's at homo
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- Zoltan, I'm gonna ask you
a question - Yes please
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- Which shop...
- Yes, shop, shop
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Which shop would you go to to buy
a packet of cigarettes? Cigarettes
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No shop
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Come on Zoltan! You must go to some
sort of shop
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Zoltan no smoke
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Excuse! Zoltan, where you
go for chewing gum?
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- Ah, sveet shop
- Sweet, sweet
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- Anna tells me sveet
- No, sweet, sweet
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Sveet, sweet!
What's the difference?
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The difference Anna is that you
must learn to say wer, not Ver! Wer
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Verwer
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You nearly got it then!
Try again
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Verwer
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Try saying Verwer without the Ver
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Erwer
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Almost! Try again but this
time don't say Erwer, just wer
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- Wer
- Wer
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- Wonderful - Wonderful
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- Wednesday
- Wednesday
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- A wet weekend in Winter
- A wet weekend in Winter
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- Very good
- Werry good
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- Ali
- Yes please
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- You have a headache
- No sir
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Assume you have a headache! Where
would you go to get some aspirin?
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Tanduri takeaway
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- No Ali - Yes please
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My jelly good friend who's working
there always have plenty aspirin
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I meant to buy some aspirin
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Why should I be buying them when I can be
getting them from my friend for nothing done
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Alright, where do you go for aspirin when
the tanduri takeaway is closed?
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Oh Blimey, Taj Mahal curry house
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Jamila, would you please tell
Ali where would you go to get aspirin
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- Ok, the chemist
- Thank you
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- Where are you going now?
- To buy some aspirin for headache
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- But you said you don't have a
headache - Oh blimey, I got one now
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Oh go and sit down
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Excuse me Mr. Brown,
the old dragon wants you
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Please Sid,
do be a little more respectful
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Especially in front of the students
Please Sid, do be a little more respectful
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Especially in front of the students
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It's up to us to set a good example
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Sorry
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What does the old dragon...
Miss Courtney want?
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I've no idea, but I don't
think she's very well
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She actually smiled at me
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Enter
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- Are you feeling alright?
- Yes, why?
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- You sounded as if you were
in pain - I was singing
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I am sorry to bring you
away from your class Mr. Brown
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But before you leave this evening,
would you mind checking...
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that Sid's locked up properly
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Absolutely, so should be
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I was referring to the building
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You see, it's quite likely that
I may be leaving early
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To think he's come back into
my life after 25 years
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I think I might need another
cherry to settle my stomach
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- What's the matter?
- He's here! Look
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- Where?
- Down there
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You stupid fool! You have
crowned my Albert
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- How do you feel?
- I feel terrible
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I've got a splitting headache
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I'm sorry! It was an accident! This
is Miss Courtney's office
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Wait, wait! Look, have you got somewhere
where I could comb my hair?
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And brush myself down
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I must look presentable for our
first meeting after twenty five years
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- Yes of course! It's down
there on the right - Thank you
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Enter
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Hello darling
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Pardon?
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It's you
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Where's Albert? You haven't pushed
him down the stairs, have you?
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No, no! He's just gone to comb his hair
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Is he all right? No damage done I hope
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- I'm afraid there is - Oh dear, is it bad?
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The plantpot's broken
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I was referring to Albert
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Oh Albert, he's fine
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I'll get it
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Darling! Oh it's you
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This is darling... Miss Courtney
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- Albert - Dolores
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Dolores?
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Haven't you a class to attend to?
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Yes of course darling... Dolores...
Excuse me Haven't you a class to attend to?
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Yes of course darling...
Dolores... Excuse me
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I've dropped a two p. It
must have rolled away somewhere
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I'm glad to see you're all working hard
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What are you studying Ingrid?
251
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"How to improve your bust
line"! Very educational
252
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,960
- You can borrow it if you
wish it - No thank you
253
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,210
What's keeping you occupied Juan?
254
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,040
"Gals Galore"
255
00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,450
There's not much English in this
256
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:35,240
No, but some beautiful pictures
257
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,170
Zoltan
258
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:40,360
"Gorgeous Chicks"
259
00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,880
I'm sure this isn't about poultry farming
260
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,070
- But...
- Nevermind
261
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:46,360
Anna! "True Romances"
262
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,240
Max, "Football Review"
263
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,200
Danielle, "Toujours L'Amour"
264
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,346
Don't the French ever think about
anything else other than love?
265
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,670
To the French, there's is nothing else
266
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,400
Giovanni, "L'Amore"
267
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,960
In Italy, we're just like the French
268
00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,120
Ranjeet, "Cartoon Capers"
269
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,200
I am reading all about Bugs the
Bunny and Woody the pecker
270
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:14,880
Ali, "The World's Most Exotic Dishes"
271
00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:16,880
I didn't know you were
interested in cookery
272
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:20,320
Oh Blimey, when I am buying it I
didn't know it was about cookery!
273
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,330
Jamila
274
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,280
"Knitting made easy"
275
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,120
Taro, "The confessions of a Geisha girl"
276
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,880
You can all learn English
much more quickly
277
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,066
If you began by reading a
better class of litterature
278
00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,280
As you're obviously
so keen to learn English
279
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,000
I'll give you extra homework tonight
280
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:44,040
Quiet! It's time you
took these lessons seriously
281
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,400
Now before we break for tea,
I'm going to ask you each a question
282
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:51,720
And anyone who gives an incorrect
answer will be fined 10 p.
283
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,320
The money will go to charity
284
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,680
Who's this bird charity you're
giving our money to?
285
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,040
Charity is not a bird
286
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:05,280
It means an organization...
a deserving cause
287
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:09,680
- Juan, spell "quiet" - Por favore
288
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,920
- Quiet!
- Ah quiet
289
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,400
No spell "quiet"
290
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,960
- How much we pay if we're wrong?
- 10 p.
291
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:27,390
Ingrid, give me an example
of a preposition
292
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,040
Will you to dinner take me?
293
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,960
I said a preposition not a proposition
294
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,390
A preposition shows the
relation between a noun or pronoun
295
00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,750
And some other word
296
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,920
A gift from Mary, a house for sale
297
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:44,110
- A date with teacher - Yes
all right! I'll accept that
298
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,440
- Good, tonight we go
- I meant I'll accept your answer
299
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,880
Ranjeet, how do you pronounce
the following?
300
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:54,240
B O U G H, C O U G H, T O U G H
301
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,400
You are trying to be catching me out
302
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,320
- B O U G H - Buff
303
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,200
- T O U G H - Toff
304
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:05,080
- C O U G H - Cow
305
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,410
Three out of three wrong
306
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,310
Thousand apologies
307
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,200
Giovanni, what is meant
by vice versa?
308
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,890
On second thoughts,
I won't ask you that
309
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:20,880
- What is a diphtong?
- Is it like a dipstick?
310
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,720
What do you think?
311
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,240
I think I owe you ten p.
312
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,120
Ali what does the term
coup de grace mean?
313
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,810
And don't you dare say cutting the lawn
314
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,120
I'm never hearing of it
315
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,440
It means the final stroke! It's French
316
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:40,080
Oh blimey, I am having enough
worries learning the English
317
00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:44,200
It's a phrase that's in common usage
318
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,450
Ten p. Please
319
00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,890
Thank you
320
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,720
- Taro - Ah so
321
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,360
Decline the verb to jump
322
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,200
I jumpo, you jumpo
323
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,960
He jumpso, she jumpso
324
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,360
We jumpo, they jumpo
325
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,010
Very good Taro
326
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,280
But you must try not to
end every word on O
327
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:10,040
- Ok?
- Oko
328
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:14,336
Jamila, as oil is to water so
chalk is to...
329
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:15,704
Blackyboard
330
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,830
Cheese! 10 p. Please
331
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,255
- I am not understanding
- It's a fairly common phrase
332
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:22,360
They are as alike as chalk and cheese - I am not
understanding - It's a fairly common phrase
333
00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:24,850
They are as alike as chalk and cheese
334
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:28,320
But chalk and cheese
are not being alike
335
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,400
Exactly, so it means they are not alike
336
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:35,255
I'm thinking it is easier to
say they are not alike
337
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:35,360
Than to be talking about chalks and cheeses I'm
thinking it is easier to say they are not alike
338
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:38,120
Than to be talking about
chalks and cheeses
339
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,360
Yes I admit we do tend to
complicate our language
340
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:45,280
Max, give me an example
of a principal clause
341
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,250
Santa Claus
342
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,040
Quiet
343
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,466
Just for that Max you can
write out 20 times
344
00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,120
A clause is as sentence which
is part of a longer sentence
345
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,200
Hockay
346
00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,390
Not now, in your own time
347
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,530
And you can give me 10 p.
348
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,280
Thank you
349
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:06,880
Danielle, as handsome
as a Prince! As ugly as?
350
00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:09,010
A Swede
351
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,910
As ugly as sin
352
00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:15,360
- 10 p.
- It was worth it
353
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,320
Anna give me two different
meanings of the word blow
354
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,970
You can blow like so
355
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,680
Or you can give somebody a blow
356
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,250
Thank you Anna
357
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,360
- Zoltan - Yes please
358
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:39,080
Can you give me the past
tense of the verb to see
359
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:48,200
- See, saw - Ah, seesaw
360
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,760
No Zoltan
361
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,790
Today I see, yesterday I saw
362
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,120
It's not really fair to
take one from you
363
00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,010
Alright then
364
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,370
80 p. In 3 minutes
365
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,346
At this rate, we'll soon
have a small fortune
366
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:08,720
- Another cup of tea, Albert?
- No thank you Dolores
367
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:14,230
- A glass of cherry perhaps?
- No, I don't drink now! I've given it up
368
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,360
- It's a very bad habit - You're so right
369
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:18,800
I only keep it for visitors
370
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,010
Oh dear
371
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,240
Come on Dolores! Think of
something a little more sparkling
372
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,120
- I wonder...
- Yes
373
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,250
- Will you...
- Oh I will
374
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,430
Pour me another cup of tea
375
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:36,890
- Tea?
- Yes please
376
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,710
- You said you didn't want any
more - I've changed my mind
377
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,960
As a matter of fact, there is
something else I'm going to ask you
378
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:44,360
Yes
379
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:49,280
I know it might seem silly after all this
time and not writing and everything
380
00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:52,080
- But I never forgot you Dolores - Yes
381
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:57,040
I couldn't believe my good fortune tonight
when I discovered you hadn't married
382
00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,110
I never married either
383
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,450
- Didn't you?
- No
384
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,770
- Would it be too much to expect...
- No
385
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:04,986
- I mean would you consider...
- Yes
386
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:08,360
- I mean will you marry me?
- This is so sudden
387
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:15,680
- Oh Albert, my cup is overflowing
- So is mine
388
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,410
Oh dear, I'm so sorry
389
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,040
It doesn't matter!
390
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,320
- Well what do you say? Will you marry me?
- Yes please
391
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,490
I'll get a special license! We
can be married next week
392
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,950
So soon?
393
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:29,760
We've already wasted 25 years! We
don't wanna waste any more time
394
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,880
- Wait - What's the matter?
395
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:34,130
We can't! We'll have to wait
396
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,280
My money's still tied up abroad
397
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,760
It'll take several weeks to
transfer it over here...
398
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,170
I've got enough money
399
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,990
Dolores, I couldn't let you pay for the
wedding and honeymoon and everything
400
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:48,400
- What's mine is yours
- No, it wouldn't be right
401
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,440
Nonsense, don't be so proud
402
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,490
I'll tell you what I'll do
403
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,880
I'll use your money on the
strict understanding
404
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:59,255
That I pay you back when mine
comes through
405
00:20:59,290 --> 00:20:59,360
- Very well, if you insist - I most definitely
do That I pay you back when mine comes through
406
00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:02,910
- Very well, if you insist
- I most definitely do
407
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,280
Oh Albert, I'm so excited
408
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,370
So am I
409
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,720
Just a moment, I...
410
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:20,720
I have a little engagement! I've
got to meet a fellow down the road
411
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,400
A little business!
Lt'll only take a few minutes
412
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:29,320
Then I should come back and take you to
dinner somewhere... just the two of us
413
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,430
That would be lovely
414
00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,240
- Don't go away - Never
415
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,090
Mind where you're going
416
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,720
- Albert?
- Is everything alright Sid?
417
00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:47,880
Is everything alright?
418
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:51,240
I've just seen a fellow I haven't
seen for years! Albert Collins
419
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,330
Albert! Miss Courtney's boyfriend
420
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:55,450
- Never - It's true
421
00:21:57,090 --> 00:21:58,280
He's a crook, a con man
422
00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,306
You must be mistaken! He's
just come back from the Far East
423
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,426
He's been away for over 20 years
424
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,050
He's been away all right, doing porridge
425
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:08,120
He's been in prison?
426
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,960
He was in the nick with my brother-in-law
427
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,360
He's in and out of there
like a fiddlers elbow
428
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,280
Do you know what his specialty is?
429
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:19,255
Finding lonely women,
asking them to marry him
430
00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:19,360
Taking their life savings and scampering
Finding lonely women, asking them to marry him
431
00:22:19,395 --> 00:22:21,040
Taking their life savings and scampering
432
00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:26,120
I'm getting married in the morning
433
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,010
Enter
434
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:32,960
Ah Miss Courtney, I've got
some rather disturbing news
435
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,390
Nothing you could say to me
today would disturb Mr. Brown
436
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:41,040
- I think this might! It's about
Albert - Ah Albert, my future husband
437
00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:43,240
I've just been speaking to
Sid and... Husband?
438
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,226
Yes, we're getting married
by special license
439
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,280
Oh no
440
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:48,010
Now Mr. Brown,
I know you were fond of me
441
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,730
But you mustn't take it too hard
442
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,810
Has he tried to borrow
any money from you?
443
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,880
I fail to see what
business that is of yours
444
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,826
He has... I hate to have to
tell you this Miss Courtney
445
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,400
But your future husband is a crook
446
00:22:57,850 --> 00:23:00,280
- Don't be so impertinent
- It's true I'm afraid
447
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:03,920
He's a con man! He specializes in proposing
to lonely women and taking their money
448
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,240
Nonsense! I don't believe it
449
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,970
Ask Sid, his brother-in-law was
in prison with him
450
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:10,680
- Prison? Are you sure?
- I'm afraid so
451
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:15,120
- Perhaps he's reformed
- You don't really believe that, do you?
452
00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:20,840
No, I thought it was too good to be true
453
00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:24,255
He's coming back to take me out to dinner
454
00:23:24,290 --> 00:23:24,360
- What shall I do?
- Don't worry Miss Courtney He's coming back to take me out to dinner
455
00:23:24,395 --> 00:23:26,320
- What shall I do?
- Don't worry Miss Courtney
456
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,810
I'll deal with him
457
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,800
Leave everything to me
458
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,320
I've got a message for
you from Miss Courtney
459
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,320
- Oh yes - Push off
460
00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:43,530
What?
461
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,066
We know all about your little games
462
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,346
So I'd advise you to get lost
quick, before I throw you out
463
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:50,680
- You and whose army?
- Me and this army
464
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:07,760
Yeah, well... perhaps
I had better be going
465
00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,920
All right Miss Courtney, he's gone
466
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:20,270
Oh thank you Mr. Brown
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