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MONICA:
What is it?
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Nothing. I can't find anything
that I want to eat.
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Everything makes me nauseous.
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I'm telling you, being pregnant
is no piece of cake. Oh, cake.
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No.
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- Aw, honey, I'm sorry.
- God.
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Ooh, what is that smell?
It's coming from the bathroom.
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Wow, pregnancy does give you
some weird cravings.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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JOEY: Yeah.
- It's me. It's Phoebe.
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Listen, there's something in here
I want to eat. What?
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What smells so good?
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Is it the shampoo? It's guava.
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No.
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- Ugh.
- Oh, wait, wait.
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Is it my bologna sandwich?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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I can't believe it. The baby wants bologna.
The baby wants me to eat meat.
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- I can't eat meat.
- Uh, wait, wait.
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Maybe it's the pickle.
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What are you writing?
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Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow...
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...and since I don't have the guts
to ask him out...
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...I'm gonna sell him a coat
and put this note in the pocket.
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CHANDLER: Oh, yeah?
- Oh.
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"Joshua, give me a call sometime.
Guys like you...
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...never go out of style."
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What did you throw away?
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, what have you guys been up to?
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Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian
doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.
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Without me?
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My uncle dragged us there,
but actually it turned out to be interesting.
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- Yeah.
- They were so ornate and beautiful.
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I mean, look at that.
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I don't know how museums work
in England...
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...but here,
you're not supposed to take stuff.
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I, uh... I got it from the gift shop.
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They have really lax security there.
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It's a joke.
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ROSS:
Bye.
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Right, I've got to be off. I'll see you.
Bye-bye, then.
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GROUP:
Bye.
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Wow. Hey, you guys seem
to be having a good time.
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Oh, yeah, she is amazing,
and she's so much fun.
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And you know what?
When I'm with her, I'm fun.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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I even signed up for helicopter classes.
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She's leaving in two days.
I don't have to do it.
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- Aw, two days? You must be bummed.
ROSS: Yeah.
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She's got to go back to London.
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But you know what?
I've been prepared for this from the start.
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We both knew we had two weeks
together and then that's it, you know?
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Hey, that's what all
my relationships are like.
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Yes, but in Ross' case,
they both know in two weeks that's it.
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GROUP:
Pheebs, hey.
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- Hello, hello.
- Yeah, I know. Yeah.
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So the baby is totally craving meat.
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This afternoon, I tried tricking it.
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I made it a soy burger
so that maybe it'd think it was getting meat.
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You know? And I got nauseous.
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Well, maybe that's because
soy burgers suck.
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Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
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Hey, but at least you got
that cool, pregnant-lady glow.
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Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning,
you'll have that glow too.
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- Okay.
- Uh, here's that trench coat you wanted.
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Oh, great. Great.
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- Wow, yeah, it's comfortable.
- Yeah.
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Man, you could really
flash somebody in this thing.
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Ha, ha. They don't want you to put
your hands in the pockets...
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...until you are out of the store.
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Why not?
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Well, because...
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...we get a lot of...
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You know, they ruin it for everybody.
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I know.
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You know, I wore that cashmere sweater
on a date last night.
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- Oh.
- It was the first date since the divorce.
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Well, congratulations.
So do you love her?
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No, no, no. She's nice,
but, you know, it made me realize...
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...I'm just not ready to be dating,
you know?
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Huh.
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Well, uh...
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That's, uh... That's interesting.
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Hey, whoa, hey.
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- What was that?
- Oh, that's just an antitheft device.
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Then what's this?
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Well, you need that too, because
obviously a thief could just tear this up.
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Listen, we have to have a party tonight.
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We have to have one in five minutes,
so everybody cancel your plans.
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- What?
- Yeah, what's going on?
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We have to have a surprise
bon-voyage party for Emily.
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But it's actually for Joshua.
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Look, he said he's not ready to date.
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So I had to invite him to a party
if I wanted to see him outside work.
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And now I have created
the perfect opportunity to seduce him.
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Well, as much as I'd like
to meet Josh and warn him...
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...Emily and I aren't gonna be here,
all right?
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She's gonna come by first
to say goodbye.
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And then I've got a whole special
evening planned. So sorry. No party.
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Aw.
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- Hello?
- Surprise!
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BOTH:
Surprise!
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No one's ever thrown me
a surprise party before.
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Well, it was all Ross' idea.
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You're so sweet.
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And I'm so surprised.
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You really didn't know?
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[CORNERSHOP'S "BRIMFUL OF ASHA"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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There's dancin'
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Behind movie scenes
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Why are you over here
if Joshua's all the way over there?
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Uh, because I'm trying to play
hard-to-get.
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Oh, quick. He's looking over here.
Say something funny.
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- Like what?
- Ha-ha-ha.
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What's so funny?
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I said, "Like what?"
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Now that's a thinker.
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Okay, you know what? This
playing-hard-to-get thing is not working.
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Uh, hand me those cherries. Okay.
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Okay.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Care for a cherry?
- No, thanks.
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You know, I can tie one of these into a knot
using just my tongue.
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[COUGHING]
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You okay?
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You all right?
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So we should probably get going soon.
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Oh, but the party's only
just getting started.
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Yeah, but we have to be at The Four
Seasons for drinks in, oh, 15 minutes.
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And then, uh, you know,
then the Plaza for dinner.
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So why did you plan a party
at the same time?
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No, no, no. Ha, ha.
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Actually, American surprise parties
are very short.
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It's usually, "Surprise!" Then,
"Oh, my God, I'm so surprised. Goodbye."
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Ross, I'm having such a great time.
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Your sister has just been telling me that
you used to dressed up like old ladies...
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...and host make-believe tea parties.
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Monica said that, did she?
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Oh, yeah. Then what are you going
to put on top of that?
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- A little salami.
- Ooh, yeah. Yeah.
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Then, um, what goes on top
of the salami?
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- Pastrami.
- Oh, yeah.
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You're a genius.
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Can someone give me a hand
with the zipper.
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Up.
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- You changed?
- Yeah, I just needed my lucky dress.
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- And "lucky" means "more cleavage"?
- Does for me.
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Oh, God, look at him. He's so cute.
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I just want to go over there and grab him
and kiss him.
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How could I kiss him
without letting him know that I like him?
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Hey, I know how you can get him.
Take off your bra.
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What?
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- There was a scene in Footloose...
- Flashdance.
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- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, with that plumber girl?
- She was a welder.
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Were you, like, in the movie?
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Anyway, she takes off her bra
under the shirt...
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...and pulls it out the sleeve.
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Very sexy. And classy.
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Or if you wanna kiss him,
um, you could use mistletoe.
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It's not Christmas.
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- Or spin the bottle.
- And he's not 11.
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Thank you so much for this.
It was really so thoughtful of you.
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You're leaving?
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- Yes, we have something we have to get to.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too.
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No, you guys, you can't leave yet.
You have to stay.
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We've got the whole big thing planned.
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What big thing?
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RACHEL: So, Spin-The-Bottle
works like this.
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I spin the bottle.
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Lands on Gunther,
so I would have to kiss Gunther.
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All right.
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Who wants to go first?
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I'll go.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[RACHEL SHOUTS]
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Welcome to America.
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RACHEL:
Oh.
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All right.
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RACHEL:
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my gosh. Two in a row.
You gotta use your tongues now.
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All right.
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What are the odds? What are the odds?
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Okay, that's enough, you know. Ha, ha.
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Let's let someone else play.
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Hey, if you didn't want to play,
then why'd you come to the party?
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Okay, my turn.
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Oh! Look at that.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. The baby just kicked.
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[ALL SHOUT]
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It's okay, it's okay.
If it kicked once, it'll kick again.
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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All right, well, everybody just remember
where they were sitting.
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It was a bug.
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It doesn't matter
how much I'm craving it.
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You know why I'm never gonna eat meat?
Because it's cold-blooded murder.
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Okay.
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There's a Phoebe on my sandwich.
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Phoebe, what are you doing?
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I can't help it.
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I need the meat.
The baby needs the meat.
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You know how when
you're dating someone...
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...and you don't want to cheat on them
unless it's with someone really hot?
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- Yeah, totally.
- All right, okay.
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Well, this is the same kind of deal.
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If you're gonna do something wrong...
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...do it right.
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Feel better?
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Yeah, but at what cost?
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Six more months, three meals a day?
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I'm gonna eat like, you know,
millions of cows.
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Hey, what if I said I could even things out
for you, meat-wise?
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- What?
- Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?
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- Yeah.
- But suppose, until the baby's born...
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...I laid off it.
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No extra animals would die.
You'd just be eating my animals.
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Joey, I can't believe
you'd do that for me.
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Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian.
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There's no meat in beer, right?
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Okay, we can still make dinner
if we skip the appetizers...
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...and ask for our check right away.
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We can't go now. Looks like Rachel
is going to put on a skit.
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Oh, my God. Have you lost your mind?
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No, no, no. I am finally thinking clearly.
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My lucky dress wasn't working out
too well for me.
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But for four years,
this baby never missed.
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Rachel, wait, I can't let...
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Actually, I kind of want to see
what happens.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Nice, uh, costume.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I wanted to give Emily
a big American goodbye cheer.
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So okay. Whoo!
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Ready. Okay.
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- Give me an "E."
GROUP: E.
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- Give me an "M."
GROUP: M.
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- Give me an "I."
GROUP: I.
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00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,778
- Give me an "L."
GROUP: L.
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- Give me a "Y."
GROUP: Y.
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What do you get?
241
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Oh! Emily.
242
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,161
Whoo! Emily.
243
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,788
[THUD]
244
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,376
Okay. That's me as a cheerleader. Ta-da!
245
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,255
- You all right?
- I just loosened a tooth.
246
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,299
It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you know?
247
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,218
I'm gonna go put some ice on it.
Excuse me.
248
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,848
- What do I do now? What do I do now?
- I think you're done.
249
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,143
Okay, time to take off the bra.
250
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,769
[GROANS]
251
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,521
[CLEARS THROAT]
252
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,317
Uh, that was really great.
253
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,944
But I got to take off, actually.
254
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,072
Take the bra off.
255
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,328
All right, come on,
let's go get your coat.
256
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,621
Okay.
257
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,374
Rachel's my girlfriend.
258
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,380
So this was really fun.
259
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,257
Oh, yeah, it was real fun.
260
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,306
You know, this bra...
261
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,269
...is really bothering me.
262
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,481
You know, this used to be my bedroom.
263
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,149
Yeah.
264
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,695
A lot of memories in here. Lot of memories.
265
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,239
If these walls could talk,
you know what they'd say?
266
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,742
"Want to hear some memories?"
267
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,583
Need a...? Need a little hand there?
268
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,794
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I got this all under control.
269
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,298
You really don't seem like you do.
270
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,761
[SHOUTS]
271
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:16,724
God. Forget it! Oh, this is...
272
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,105
This is not how
this was supposed to happen.
273
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,690
What was supposed to happen?
274
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,610
Can you not look at me when I say this?
275
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:35,368
I thought that if I could get you here...
276
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,577
[SIGHS]
277
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,746
...I could seduce you.
278
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,957
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,334
[GROANS]
280
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:48,297
Uh, I don't wear suits to work...
281
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,009
...and I bought six of them from you.
282
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,929
Well, I'm sorry.
I thought you needed them.
283
00:16:56,515 --> 00:17:00,518
My point is, I kept coming back
because I wanted to see you.
284
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,855
- Why?
- Because I like you.
285
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,566
You like me?
286
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,109
Yeah.
287
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:13,031
I mean, you're beautiful
and smart and sophisticated.
288
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,324
A lot of this isn't, you know,
based on tonight.
289
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,662
But you like me?
290
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:24,000
Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
All this time, I liked you and you liked me.
291
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,209
Oh!
292
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,046
- But...
- No don't say "but."
293
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,675
"But" is never good. Let's leave it
at "I like you and you like me."
294
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,136
Okay, uh...
295
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,139
- However...
- No, that's a fancy "but."
296
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:44,479
My marriage, like, just ended.
297
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:48,858
And I'm really not ready
to get into anything yet.
298
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,778
But...
299
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,116
I'm sorry. I just need a little time.
300
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,455
Okay.
301
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,337
Oh, there you are.
I was looking for you before.
302
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,548
Joshua's gone,
so you and Emily are free to go.
303
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,467
It's okay.
304
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,512
She's still in there
enjoying her fake party.
305
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:21,808
And, uh, it's too late to do
any of the stuff I had planned, so...
306
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,185
Ross.
307
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,604
I'm sorry.
I completely ruined your evening.
308
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,648
Ahem. Yeah.
309
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,237
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I made a fool of myself.
310
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,073
Helps a little.
311
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,036
Is there a room on that step
for a pathetic loser?
312
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,205
Yeah, have a seat.
313
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,713
I'm so sorry.
314
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,923
It's okay.
315
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,093
I mean, it was just a two-week thing
anyway.
316
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,720
I just didn't want it to end this way,
you know.
317
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,306
Or maybe you didn't want it to end?
318
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,143
What do you mean?
319
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,728
You seem to really like her.
320
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,774
Yeah, I really do.
321
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,027
Yeah, but what am I gonna do?
322
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,780
We both agreed it was gonna be
a two-week thing.
323
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,782
You know? No commitment.
324
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,077
Ross?
325
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,916
That girl just spent the entire evening
talking to your friends...
326
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,669
...asking to hear stories about you...
327
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,422
...looking through
Monica's photo albums.
328
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,675
I mean, you don't do that
if you're just in it for two weeks.
329
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,969
You think?
330
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,892
You've got, like, 14 hours
until she has to be at the airport.
331
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,519
And you're sitting here in a hallway...
332
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,898
...with a 28-year-old cheerleader
with a fat lip.
333
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,778
- Hey, you're right.
- Yeah.
334
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,035
Thanks.
335
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,374
What photo album was it?
336
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,920
I don't know. It was you
and a bunch of albino kids.
337
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,759
Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids.
338
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,011
That was computer camp. Rach.
339
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,767
- Hey.
- Hey.
340
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,437
- You're a pathetic loser, right?
- Oh, yeah.
341
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,814
Sit.
342
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,197
JOSHUA:
Hi.
343
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,824
Oh, my God. Joshua.
344
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,701
Look.
345
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,288
All those things I said
about not being ready...
346
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,041
- They're not true?
- No, they're all true.
347
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,501
Oh.
348
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,878
But...
349
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,338
Oh.
350
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,758
Oh, I love that "but."
351
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,646
Um, do you want to go inside
and get some coffee?
352
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,856
- Yeah.
- Okay.
353
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,400
[CLEARS THROAT]
354
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,032
Every time.
355
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,707
- Ooh, what do you got there?
- Pastrami.
356
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,667
Yeah.
357
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,838
- Hey, you know what goes good with that?
- Mm-hm. Corned beef.
358
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,718
Ooh, I was going to say bologna.
But that's better.
359
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,388
- How about a little of that smoked turkey?
- Okay.
360
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,225
Oh, Mama.
361
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:55,021
- When is the baby due?
- Six months.
362
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,397
[GROANS]
363
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,774
Hey, now, if a cow should die
of natural causes...
364
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,027
...I could have one of those, right?
365
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,279
Not if I get there first.
366
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,785
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