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It's so hard
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to turn your life over
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Step out
of your comfort zone
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Is this some kind
of a joke?
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Will someone
wake me up soon
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And tell me this was just
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the game we play
called life
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[engine revving]
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[Tires screeching]
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[Rock music]
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Aah!
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Whoo!
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Isn't this fun?
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Slow down.
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Cathy, I don't think
this is good for the baby.
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[Laughing]
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Whatever the surprise is,
I don't think it's worth
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getting a speeding ticket,
do you?
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Ah, there's no one ever on
these backcountry roads.
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Besides, I just...
I wanted to open her up one last time.
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One last time?
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Yeah.
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That's the surprise.
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I'm giving my car away...
To you guys.
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Seriously?
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You're giving us your car?
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Cathy, this is amazing.
Oh, please.
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I'm so getting the better end
of this deal.
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I mean, you're giving me
a baby.
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This is very generous.
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Okay, time for someone else
to drive.
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Come on.
Who's first?
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[Laughter]
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You take it.
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Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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I forgot.
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I can't give you my car.
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'Cause that wouldn't
really be fair.
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What with you actually
not having a baby.
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- What?
- "What?"
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Don't "what" me, Maxine...
If that's your real name.
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I might be gullible,
but I'm not stupid.
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- Ugh.
- Cathy, what's going on?
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And you, you can drop
the innocent act.
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'Cause it's really starting
to piss me off.
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Cathy...
We have a baby.
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Hmm.
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- [Screams]
- Jesus, Cathy!
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Baby's got a bad case
of the pillows.
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[Cocks gun]
[Gasps]
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Let's go for a walk.
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Go.
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Not too fast.
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Don't look at me.
Look ahead!
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Okay, stop!
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Turn around.
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[Gunshot]
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- [Gasps]
- Jesus Christ.
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Why?
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Why would you do this?
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Why would you promise a baby
to someone that didn't exist?
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That is not a rhetorical
question.
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All right, look.
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Times are tough, okay?
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We were desperate.
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[Stuttering] We-we were just doing
what we had to do to get by.
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Doing what you had to do
to get by?
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How about a paper route?
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How about being a barista
at a coffee shop?
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Take off your clothes.
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Take off your fucking clothes!
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Throw them over here.
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Okay, I don't have all day.
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And it's cold out here.
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All of our clothes?
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All of your clothes.
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All right.
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[Gasps]
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How you feeling?
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Little exposed?
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Stupid?
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Welcome to the club.
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I mean, seriously.
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Seriously, you thought somebody would
give their baby to a woman with cancer?
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You do not make me out to be
the bad one in this situation.
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I wanted to believe
that it was possible
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that someone could see
the love and the care
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that I could give a child,
despite my diagnosis.
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I am the good one
in this situation!
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So I say,
"Yay for fucking me!"
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What are you doing?
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You... you're just gonna
leave us here?
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[Chuckles]
Yeah, I am.
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If you come near me
or my family again,
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I promise you,
next time I will not miss.
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In the meantime,
I'd start walking.
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[Shivering]
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It's a gun...
In a handkerchief.
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They do it in the movies.
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I don't really know why.
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Oh, maybe they use it
to wipe off fingerprints.
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Fingerprints?
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Has it been used in a crime?
No.
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I just...
I need you to take it.
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I don't trust myself
with it anymore.
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Okay.
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Are you okay?
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You don't seem
like yourself today.
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Truth be told, I haven't
felt like myself in months.
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I need a drink.
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Cathy?
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Oh, honey.
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Honey, I am so sorry.
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Me too.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry it took me so long
to get back.
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I got stuck in
godforsaken Omaha.
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[Sighs]
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Joy sends her condolences, or, you know,
sympathies, regrets. What's the...?
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I just...
I don't get it.
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I don't understand who could
do this to another person.
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An asshole, that's who.
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That baby was my joy.
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They killed my joy.
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All right, we'll have
those fucking people arrested.
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And then, we're gonna sue 'em for
every goddamn penny they have.
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Well, if we sue anybody,
we should sue ourselves.
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For being idiots.
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Well, I mean,
I don't know about you,
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I'm not gonna let them walk away
with $5,000 of our money.
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It's more like $10,000.
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Huh?
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What...
what do you mean, $10,000?
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I gave Dave some extra money
when I thought
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he and Maxine were going
through a tough time.
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Whoa.
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Honey, you gave them $5,000 of our
money without talking to me about it?
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Sweetie, what has gotten
into your recently?
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It's like you're not
thinking straight.
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You know, you're drinking in the middle
of the day, and getting tattoos.
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I mean, what the hell, Cath?
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I said I'm sorry.
I'm an idiot.
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$5,000, though.
Jesus.
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Are you seriously more upset
about the money right now?
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Because we just lost a baby.
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Well, yeah,
I'm upset about the money.
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I mean, you know,
we had the money.
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We never had the baby,
turns out.
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Of course you're more upset
about the money.
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- What do you mean by that?
- Oh, please.
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You never wanted this baby.
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It was interrupting
your big career.
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Honey, why is it that
whenever you talk
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about my career, you do it
with such distain?
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Can't you just be, like,
a tiny bit supportive about it?
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A little bit?
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I don't wanna go
to Puerto Rico.
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Fine.
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[Exhales]
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Mom, I need you to sign
this parent release form.
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Yeah, yeah, one...
one second.
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It's just for some stupid field trip...
wh... [Sniffing]
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Do I smell pot?
Are you smoking pot?
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Yep, I am.
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Okay, so you're...
you're smoking pot now.
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Mmhmm.
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It's for my cancer treatments.
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It helps when I have headaches.
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Wait, you're having headaches?
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No, not right now. Just, it's...
just call it preventative.
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It makes me feel better.
Oh.
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So if something makes us feel better,
we should just do it, right? Okay.
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I hear you.
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I should not be smoking.
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No, you shouldn't
be doing illegal drugs.
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It's pot.
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I'm not shooting heroin, Adam.
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It doesn't matter, mom.
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It's still a sin. Okay...
when did you turn into this kid?
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I am trying to respect this whole
spiritual journey you're on,
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but recently, everything
that comes out of your mouth
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has a very self-righteous
tone to it.
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I mean, what's next?
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What, you're gonna
disavow evolution?
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You're gonna run off
to a commune?
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You're gonna tell me that the...
the dinosaurs were killed in a giant flood,
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because they wouldn't fit
on Noah's boat?
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Mom, just keep
smoking your pot, okay?
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No, you know what?
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If there is anyone who should be
smoking pot, it should be you.
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I mean, it might help.
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Just open up
that mind of yours.
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It's gotten pretty narrow
these days.
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Mom, what the hell
are you doing?
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- [Exhales]
- Whatever.
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Okay, I'll be the adult here.
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Because clearly,
you wanna be the child.
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Just sign this paper
when you're done.
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[Coughing]
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[Elevator dings]
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[Laughter]
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Oh, my God.
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Gotta love a Saturday crowd.
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That was fantastic.
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Oh, it is so much fun
seeing your transformation.
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- Whoo! - It's like I took this little
lump of coal, and I polished it
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into a big, shiny diamond.
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And, you know, you should
believe the hype, Paul,
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because you were born
to do this.
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You are really incredible.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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[Elevator dings]
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See you at the show tomorrow.
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3:00.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, my God.
Let me see it.
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[Metal clanking]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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[Shushing]
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Too loud.
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Do you, um...
do you have a flan pan?
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Flan pan?
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[Laughing]
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Flan pan.
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[Giggling]
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You're high.
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I'm very high.
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What of it?
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Oh, nothing.
I'm not judging.
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In fact, I wholeheartedly
endorse it.
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I'm just a little pissed
you didn't share, Bogart.
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What do you need
a flan pan for?
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Uh, Tim and Giselle and I are
having a Spanish-themed date night.
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They cook the dinner,
I make the dessert.
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Then put on a little flamenco music,
maybe read a little Cervantes.
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Ahha, gracias.
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So this "thruple," it's...
it's not just a sex thing?
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Oh, at times it is a probing, sucking,
fingering, fucking free-for-all.
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It is hands down the best,
most rewarding
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relationship I have ever
been a part of.
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And the best part,
none of the emotional bullshit
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that comes from
a regular relationship.
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I can quite literally
come and go.
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[Giggling]
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I forget, is this you high?
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Just giggling?
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Giggling.
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[Giggling]
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Jesus.
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Giggling.
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Oh, heads up,
minor in the house.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, Mrs. "J".
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Um, I... I heard
about the whole baby thing,
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and I just wanted to tell you
how sorry I am.
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[Laughing]
260
00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:13,610
Mrs. "J"?
261
00:14:13,757 --> 00:14:17,823
[Giggling]
I'm sorry.
262
00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:19,661
No, I'm really...
I'm really sorry.
263
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:24,438
I just must be having some...
some crazy stress reaction...
264
00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:26,464
To the whole baby thing.
265
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:31,344
Uh, I wanted to talk to you about
something, but I'm gonna come back.
266
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:34,173
No, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
267
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,910
You can...
you can tell me now.
268
00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:40,032
Okay, well, when I was in Omaha
269
00:14:40,192 --> 00:14:44,226
with Mr. "J" and Joy,
um, I don't know, I just...
270
00:14:44,432 --> 00:14:48,080
I got this totally weird
vibe from her, you know?
271
00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:51,278
Just, you know,
the way she acts around him.
272
00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,776
She's always, you know,
talking about how great he is,
273
00:14:53,909 --> 00:14:58,230
and sort of flirty-flirty
with him.
274
00:14:58,449 --> 00:14:59,633
With Paul?
275
00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:02,182
Yeah, I don't get it either.
I don't.
276
00:15:02,321 --> 00:15:04,497
I'm just telling you
what I saw.
277
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,344
And if some woman were acting
like that around my man,
278
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:11,017
I'd be damn sure
to keep an eye on her.
279
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,536
Well, okay.
280
00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:16,167
I appreciate you
looking out for me.
281
00:15:16,308 --> 00:15:19,285
Us sisters gotta
stick together, right?
282
00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:27,433
All right.
283
00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,348
Mmm.
284
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:38,225
Oh, God, these are phenomenal.
285
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,416
[Chuckles]
Your turn, Sean.
286
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,380
Yeah, no, uh... something about
those bottom-feeding little shits
287
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:47,299
leads me to believe that they're
slimy and underwhelming.
288
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:51,641
Don't think of them as slimy,
think of them as "sublime-y."
289
00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:55,726
Not to mention,
powerful aphrodisiacs.
290
00:15:55,926 --> 00:15:59,351
Well, when in Rome.
291
00:15:59,531 --> 00:16:01,130
[Clicks tongue]
292
00:16:07,907 --> 00:16:09,827
[Slurping]
293
00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:16,695
I gotta go wash my mouth out.
294
00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:19,057
See, this is why you shouldn't
take me to nice places.
295
00:16:19,189 --> 00:16:21,108
[Both laughing]
296
00:16:40,213 --> 00:16:42,387
Yuck.
297
00:16:42,515 --> 00:16:44,402
[Door opens]
298
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:54,307
Ever have sex
in a public restroom?
299
00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:55,715
Of course I have.
300
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:58,776
But, um, certainly never
in one as nice as this one.
301
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:02,265
[Giggles]
302
00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:04,810
Ooh.
303
00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,897
I got something for ya.
304
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,391
Oh, yeah?
305
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:10,563
Come here.
306
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:14,240
Where is ol', um...
Oh, who cares? Come here.
307
00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:19,291
I want you all to myself
for a change.
308
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,676
Ooh, oh, tastes like oysters.
309
00:17:21,802 --> 00:17:24,682
Oh, yeah? Mmm.
310
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,056
[Bar chatter]
311
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,724
Hey, pal.
312
00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:39,973
Grab a seat.
313
00:17:40,056 --> 00:17:41,208
Shake off the cold.
314
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,787
Don't mind if I do.
315
00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:48,762
Old friend of mine told me this is a great
place to grab a drink on a cold day.
316
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,210
That's what we do.
317
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,682
What do you got?
318
00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:56,455
Well, the, uh, "Thirsty Widow"
is a crowd favorite.
319
00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:59,463
Ooh, better make me
one of them quick.
320
00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:01,888
You got it.
321
00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:05,107
[Computer beeps]
322
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:32,999
Hey, hit me, Kirby.
323
00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:36,696
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good.
324
00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:38,361
How you doing?
Pretty good.
325
00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:39,998
Do you come here often?
326
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:41,858
Now, you're not really
trying to pick me up
327
00:18:41,967 --> 00:18:43,727
with that old line, are you?
[Laughs]
328
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:47,228
Oh, no... no, I'm not trying
to pick you up.
329
00:18:47,407 --> 00:18:49,039
But, you know what,
maybe I should be.
330
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:50,231
You're a very attractive
young lady.
331
00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:51,815
Oh, thank you.
332
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,641
I don't know what you heard,
but Shay's no lady.
333
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:55,637
- Screw you, Kirby.
- Okay, time-out.
334
00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:57,000
Let's start again.
335
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:59,552
Oh, look, I actually happen
to have a picture right here
336
00:18:59,691 --> 00:19:01,483
of my friend who told me
about this place.
337
00:19:01,593 --> 00:19:02,937
Do you know her?
Uhhuh.
338
00:19:03,029 --> 00:19:04,502
That's my girl Alexis.
339
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,774
She's in here all the time,
we love her.
340
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:09,652
Where do you know her from?
341
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:12,236
You a pilot too?
342
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:15,030
Yeah. Yep.
343
00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:17,993
Just hoping to catch up
with her on a layover.
344
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:21,156
- Hmm.
- Shame about her husband, huh?
345
00:19:21,317 --> 00:19:22,501
What happened there?
346
00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,770
Oh, you didn't hear?
347
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,742
He died a few months back.
348
00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:27,329
- He died?
- Heart attack.
349
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:30,305
Yeah.
350
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,878
Oh, real food.
351
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,693
I am starving.
352
00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:47,092
You just had sex with him in
the bathroom, didn't you?
353
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,014
I'm not gonna lie about it.
I did.
354
00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,206
Come on, Giselle.
355
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:52,431
The one thing we had
was our deal.
356
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,221
Deal? What deal?
357
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,655
Neither one of us is supposed to have sex
with you when the other's not around.
358
00:19:57,832 --> 00:20:00,231
It's what we agreed to,
Giselle.
359
00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:02,192
I'm sorry, okay?
360
00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:05,696
I just wanted to do it once with
Sean without your interference.
361
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,474
Interference?
362
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:10,105
Is that what I am,
interference?
363
00:20:10,247 --> 00:20:12,647
I'm your goddamn husband.
364
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:17,518
Ooh, look, here's a lovely
Cabernet from South Africa.
365
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:19,611
You know, I hear they're doing
really wonderful things
366
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,187
with their grapes down there.
367
00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:24,856
Waiter.
368
00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:26,502
- And there you are.
- Thank you.
369
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,327
Thanks so much.
370
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,003
Welcome,
how can I help you today?
371
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:32,698
Hi, what room number
is Joy Kleinman in?
372
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:35,594
Oh, I'm sorry, we don't give out
our hotel guests' information.
373
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:39,203
Oh, yeah, I understand that,
but this is really important.
374
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:43,482
Ma'am, the privacy of our hotel
guests is our utmost priority.
375
00:20:43,691 --> 00:20:46,443
Is there anything else I might
be able to help you with today?
376
00:20:46,594 --> 00:20:48,098
Yeah, can I talk
to your manager?
377
00:20:48,196 --> 00:20:50,115
I am the manager.
378
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:52,504
Is there anything else?
379
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:55,483
Or else, you can have
a nice day.
380
00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:58,325
Next.
381
00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:01,290
- How can I...
- Uh, no.
382
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:06,886
Look, Bethany, I appreciate that you
control this little corner of the world.
383
00:21:07,152 --> 00:21:09,360
And I wish you the very best
on your sad little climb
384
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:13,680
to middle management, but sometimes,
things are more important than rules.
385
00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:19,558
And right now, I need you to break one, and
tell me Joy fucking Kleinman's room number.
386
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,682
One second.
387
00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:26,955
Security to the lobby, please.
388
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,595
And I am sorry if you think my underwear
makes me look like a "school marm,"
389
00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:36,154
but the moment I put on a thong, I
have about two minutes before I get
390
00:21:36,289 --> 00:21:37,441
a full-blown yeast infection.
391
00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:39,990
Well, we all make
sacrifices for each other.
392
00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:42,528
Just the other day...
Oh, yeah, you wanna talk about sacrifices?
393
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:44,201
She makes me Rollerblade.
394
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,028
And she knows that
I get blisters.
395
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:49,176
And besides, could we pick an
activity that's a little less 1999?
396
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:51,515
A little less 1999?
397
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:54,618
Jesus, says the guy
who still drives a Miata.
398
00:21:54,779 --> 00:21:58,330
It's like you went through your
mid-life crisis at the age of 24.
399
00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,924
Can you believe
he's a therapist?
400
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,418
Well, I mean, I've only seen
the framed license on his wall.
401
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,899
At least I have
a real profession.
402
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,110
Pilates instructor?
403
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:06,311
Why don't you call it
what it really is?
404
00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,538
Showing your camel toe
to complete strangers.
405
00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:11,576
God, you are so threatened
by my body.
406
00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:13,142
Why don't you
just appreciate it?
407
00:22:13,237 --> 00:22:16,150
And next time, when Sean goes
down on me, pay attention.
408
00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:17,460
He is so much better than you.
409
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,367
I'm not better.
I'm just different.
410
00:22:19,479 --> 00:22:20,663
Like I care.
411
00:22:20,748 --> 00:22:22,123
The next time she gives me
a non-toothy blow job
412
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:23,912
will be the first.
That is so not true.
413
00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:26,001
Oh, please, if you suddenly
lost your dental records,
414
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,304
you could pull 'em off my cock.
415
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:30,589
Guys, guys, guys, guys,
calm down.
416
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,103
We can work this out.
417
00:22:32,194 --> 00:22:36,322
Certainly three intelligent adults can
iron out the wrinkle in our otherwise
418
00:22:36,532 --> 00:22:38,293
very well-pressed
relationship.
419
00:22:38,402 --> 00:22:41,602
Oh, my God.
420
00:22:41,771 --> 00:22:44,139
Oh, my God.
421
00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:45,427
What?
422
00:22:45,510 --> 00:22:46,629
Do you see what's happening?
423
00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:51,352
No, what's happening?
424
00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:53,471
I'm so sorry, babe.
425
00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:56,242
I'm sorry too.
426
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:59,270
I... I'm sorry too?
427
00:23:02,197 --> 00:23:06,325
[Sighs] Please... Someone please just
tell me what the hell's going on here.
428
00:23:06,536 --> 00:23:10,952
Sean, when Giselle and I talked about
exploring a third party... Mmhmm.
429
00:23:11,174 --> 00:23:13,958
We knew there could be
issues with the relationship
430
00:23:14,111 --> 00:23:16,190
if it didn't work out right.
431
00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:22,842
So... I think it's best we stop.
432
00:23:23,155 --> 00:23:24,531
Wait, you're breaking up
with me?
433
00:23:24,624 --> 00:23:27,408
It's not you, Sean.
It's us.
434
00:23:27,562 --> 00:23:30,027
We're just gonna
throw away the most promising,
435
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:32,823
forward-thinking
relationship of all time?
436
00:23:32,969 --> 00:23:34,057
Don't get needy, Sean.
437
00:23:34,138 --> 00:23:35,867
It's not a sexy color on you.
438
00:23:35,974 --> 00:23:38,854
Neither are your
unresolved mother issues.
439
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:40,932
[Gasps]
440
00:23:41,048 --> 00:23:42,583
Well, I'm shocked.
441
00:23:42,683 --> 00:23:47,292
I must say, I... I thought we had something
pretty awesome here, but I guess not.
442
00:23:47,522 --> 00:23:50,370
So fuck you and fuck you.
443
00:23:50,526 --> 00:23:52,413
Don't be an asshole, Sean.
444
00:23:52,528 --> 00:23:55,152
Is that your advice
to me, Giselle?
445
00:23:55,298 --> 00:23:58,306
Well, here's my advice to you:
446
00:23:58,469 --> 00:24:01,861
In your next relationship, if
you're gonna insist on ass-play,
447
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:05,177
cut your goddamn fingernails.
448
00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:08,322
And you too, buddy.
449
00:24:08,483 --> 00:24:11,427
Ladies, that lipstick
really makes your eyes pop.
450
00:24:16,527 --> 00:24:18,223
Cathy, hi!
451
00:24:18,329 --> 00:24:19,609
Hi, I need to talk to you.
452
00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:20,882
Can it wait till later?
453
00:24:20,966 --> 00:24:22,342
'Cause I've got another
speaking engagement.
454
00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:23,651
No, it really can't wait, Joy.
455
00:24:23,737 --> 00:24:25,593
Because, you see,
I read the email you sent Paul.
456
00:24:25,706 --> 00:24:26,985
Well, I send him
lots of emails.
457
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,514
What's got you
so wound up, girl?
458
00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,017
Okay, cut the Pollyanna crap.
459
00:24:30,111 --> 00:24:31,839
'Cause while he might be
weak enough to fall for it,
460
00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,155
I am not dumb enough to stand
around and watch it happen.
461
00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:36,747
Well, maybe we should have
this discussion in private.
462
00:24:36,886 --> 00:24:38,133
Sure. Oh, sure.
463
00:24:38,222 --> 00:24:39,821
Where do you suggest we go
to talk about you wanting
464
00:24:39,923 --> 00:24:41,620
[yelling]
To fuck my husband?
465
00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,005
Cathy.
466
00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:46,710
Whatever you think is gonna happen
with Paul in Puerto Rico won't.
467
00:24:46,898 --> 00:24:48,274
Because I'm gonna be there.
468
00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:51,279
My entire family's
gonna be there.
469
00:24:51,437 --> 00:24:53,229
So all eyes will be
on you, lady.
470
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,972
I am far too dignified
to stand here
471
00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,674
and be scolded like a child,
but if it's really important
472
00:24:56,778 --> 00:24:59,625
to you to have this discussion,
we can do it later.
473
00:24:59,781 --> 00:25:00,932
Do not walk away from me.
474
00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:02,648
And you don't patronize me.
475
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,576
Oh, please, Cathy.
476
00:25:04,688 --> 00:25:07,792
My relationship with Paul
is purely professional.
477
00:25:07,959 --> 00:25:11,512
Playful at times, yes, because that's
the way I roll, but professional.
478
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:14,289
Now, have I fucked your husband?
No.
479
00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:16,450
Would I be surprised
if he fucked someone else?
480
00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:17,594
No.
481
00:25:17,673 --> 00:25:19,144
Because frankly, Cathy,
you are a downer.
482
00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:21,161
Your whole life is about
nothing but you.
483
00:25:21,277 --> 00:25:23,612
Granted, I understand.
484
00:25:23,747 --> 00:25:26,307
Cancer sometimes makes people
very selfish.
485
00:25:26,451 --> 00:25:30,131
Oh, you are so fucking smug, but
you don't fool me for a second.
486
00:25:30,322 --> 00:25:33,395
'Cause despite the $700 boots
and the $3,000 suits,
487
00:25:33,559 --> 00:25:37,815
and that God-awful lipstick, and
that crazy, wrappy, furry thing,
488
00:25:38,032 --> 00:25:42,256
you are nothing more than a well-paid,
well-dressed home wrecker.
489
00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:44,583
Okay.
490
00:25:44,707 --> 00:25:48,228
All of that negative energy,
and all of that anger,
491
00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:52,893
you keep it up, your cancer's
gonna pop right back, missy.
492
00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,322
I did not give myself cancer.
493
00:26:00,429 --> 00:26:02,412
The sun gave me cancer.
494
00:26:02,532 --> 00:26:05,156
It's a flaming ball
of radiation!
495
00:26:05,301 --> 00:26:09,750
Look, not my anger, not my
energy, the sun, that's it.
496
00:26:09,974 --> 00:26:11,285
Look, I'm not done with you.
497
00:26:11,376 --> 00:26:14,383
- Let go of me.
- You are a bitch!
498
00:26:14,546 --> 00:26:17,618
Sometimes.
499
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,246
[Horn honking]
500
00:26:20,387 --> 00:26:22,690
[Tires screeching]
501
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,528
Call the police!
Call 911!
502
00:26:51,296 --> 00:26:54,047
Some people miss the bus.
503
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,079
Some people, not so much.
504
00:27:01,146 --> 00:27:03,994
[Phone vibrating]
505
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,973
[Sirens wailing]
506
00:27:11,023 --> 00:27:15,573
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