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It's so hard
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to turn your life over
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step out
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of your comfort zone
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is this
some kind of a joke?
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will someone
wake me up soon?
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and tell me this was just
a game we play
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called life
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hey.
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You had a fucking affair?
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Where did you hear that?
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I didn't hear it anywhere.
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I read it on dad's blog.
What?
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Cancer, heart attacks,
and now an affair?
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It's like you guys
are looking for ways
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to make my life miserable.
Adam, wait one second.
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No, no, no, no.
With all the lectures
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and holier-than-thou bullshit,
I'm done listening to you.
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You're a fucking hypocrite.
Adam!
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Wait one minute.
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Check this out!
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My latest blog post
got 59 page views.
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That's 30 more
than the last one.
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Yeah, but your son
is one of them.
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He knows about my affair.
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He read about it on your blog!
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Holy shit, Adam saw the blog?
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It's on the Internet, Paul.
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Everyone can see it.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
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I guess I was thinking about
the people I was writing for,
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you know, other adults,
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myself, honestly.
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I swear,
ever since the operation,
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I haven't been thinking
straight.
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You know, yesterday
I made myself a cup of tea.
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I don't drink tea.
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And... and I can't seem
to eat enough bananas.
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I mean, what's that all about?
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Do you think that they put a...
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a baboon heart in me
or something?
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Okay, how are we going
to handle this?
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How are we going
to explain that to him...
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that both his parents
had affairs?
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Well, I didn't get
to my affair yet.
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Only because yours comes first
chronologically.
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I mean, I was going
to get to mine,
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but maybe we should skip it.
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Why didn't you just skip
all of it?
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I'm telling my story, Cath.
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I mean, you know,
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it's incredibly cathartic
for me.
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People seem to like hearing
about it.
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You know, how I saw the light
and the details
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of my near-death experience,
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and I can't really do that
without explaining
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about what came before.
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You know,
like your cancer and...
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and your Lenny.
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Oh, so... so I caused
your heart attack?
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No, life did.
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And you are part of my life.
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And by the way, you know,
there are some very nice things
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about you on the blog, sweetie.
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Wait.
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You haven't been reading
my blog.
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So not the time, Paul.
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You're right.
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Why don't I take down that post?
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Yeah, why don't you take down
that blog post?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, I was just thinking about,
you know,
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taking a snowmobile
safety class.
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That might be fun.
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Don't you have to have
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a snowmobile before you
can be safe on one?
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Maybe I'll get one.
I don't know.
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You're all into
this Africa stuff.
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Maybe snowmobiling is
my new hobby.
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This ain't no hobby.
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This is my culture, bitch.
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B.S.A.?
What is that?
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Black student association.
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The school dropped it
a few years ago
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due to lack of interest.
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Can you believe that shit?
I'm starting it back up.
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Wow, you're really into
this Africa stuff, aren't you?
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When you spend all your time
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in a school as white
as a Minnesota winter,
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it's nice to feel like
you're part of something
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with people that get
where you're coming from.
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Yeah, well, uh, see you later,
Ababuo.
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You're the first person
to call me that
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without me having
to kick their ass.
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Hey.
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How's the job, working man?
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It's thankless
and unfulfilling,
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but, hey, at least
no one respects me.
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What is all this stuff?
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You look like
a homeless janitor.
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These are the tools
of my trade.
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Dry mop, gum scraper,
vomit powder.
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Fyi, that's for covering up
the smell,
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not making your own
from scratch, and this...
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this is just found money.
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You know, you'd be amazed
at the perfectly wonderful stuff
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people just throw away
around here.
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You know, as...
as proud as I am
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that you...
that you have a job
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and you're enjoying the
disgusting fruits of your labor,
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here's the thing.
You have to get a home phone.
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Oh, no.
No, no.
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No, I'm getting all
of your work calls at my house.
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A phone... it's just...
it's a little too
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"on the grid" for me, Cath.
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- Sean.
- It's a slippery slope.
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You know, today I'm getting
a job and a phone.
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Tomorrow I'm on the Internet.
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Before you know it, I'm...
I'm e-filing my taxes
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and tweeting pictures
of my taint
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to villagers
in ass-ghanistan.
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How about,
as a thank-you
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to me for supporting you,
giving you a home,
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and getting you a job, you do
a little something for me?
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Something like,
oh, I don't know...
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Get a phone.
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I hate it when you treat me
like an immature child.
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If we weren't at school,
I'd fart in your mouth.
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Adam.
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Adam Jamison,
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I'm talking to you.
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Is this yours?
Are you...
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are you going to a Bible group?
- Serious right now?
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I'm thinking about checking out
a Bible group,
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and you had sex with a guy
who wasn't dad,
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and you're judging me?
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Maybe you need to find
a Bible, and you can bone up
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on the fifth commandment,
the "honor thy mother" one.
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Yeah, and while I'm at it,
I'll highlight the ones
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about adultery and lying
for you.
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Adam, I'm...
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Hey, Mrs. J.
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- Oh, hey, Adam.
- What's up?
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What's up, man?
Are you coming in, or...
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- uh, you know, I was...
I was thinking about it, but...
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- oh, yeah.
No, you totally should, man.
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It would be good to have another
hockey dude in the group.
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Look, I was totally
afraid it was going to be all
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"holy spirit, hallelujah,
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"praise Jesus," all that shit.
Oh, yeah?
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It's actually totally cool.
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Awesome, yeah.
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Friendly heads-up...
the sandwiches are awesome,
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but stay away
from the veggie dip.
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This place is lousy
with double-dippers.
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So it's like
a veggie and saliva dip?
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Totally.
I'm Jesse.
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- Adam.
- Come on, guys.
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Guys, let's get started.
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Hey, everyone.
This is Adam.
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Adam, this is everyone.
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Hey, what's up?
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- What's up, Adam?
- Hey, Adam.
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Just caught him double dipping
in the veggie dip.
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Ooh.
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Nice.
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Okay, um, all right.
So, Adam,
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what's your story?
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Uh, I think everyone
already kind of knows it.
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My mom has cancer.
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My dad is recovering
from a heart attack.
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That and all this school
bullshit, you know?
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Sorry.
Oh, no, no.
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It's fine, man.
I mean, I have a feeling
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that when Jesus was getting
nailed to the cross,
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he may have let
a few "motherfuckers" fly.
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You know?
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But, um, no.
It's good to have you, Adam.
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You know, this is just a place
where you can be yourself.
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You can share your problems.
You can vent.
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You can scream if you want to.
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I mean, we all have our own
crazy stuff going on, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh...
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I mean, we're just here
to find our sanity.
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You know? Or...
or our higher power
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or that calm among the chaos.
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So there's just...
there's no judgments.
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Sweet.
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We do occasionally make fun
of Morgan's hair,
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but, I mean, besides that,
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nothing.
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Get in there.
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Where the hell
did that come from?
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Oh, there's a storage closet
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at the school
full of this crap.
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Cathy wants me on the grid,
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I will do it my way.
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Ah, yes, the sound
of my soul dying a little bit.
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Hey, which of these says
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"black power"?
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Um, well,
they all do actually.
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Here, you just, uh...
you just have to learn
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how to wrap these the right way.
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Come here.
Sit down.
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Are you serious right now?
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You know how to wrap
an African head scarf?
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Yeah, I, uh... I dated
a Nigerian chick in college,
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and we made a deal.
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If I learned
how to tie her scarf,
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she would go full bush,
no trimming.
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Ugh, you see,
here's my problem.
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No one has this number yet.
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Fucking telemarketers.
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Hello.
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No.
There's no Willy here.
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Total pain in the ass.
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Hello?
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No. No, buddy.
You got the wrong number.
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No, this isn't Willy.
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- What?
- Suck my cock.
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Come on, Willy,
you know you want to.
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You got a naughty-ass phone.
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Probably just
some stupid kids.
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All right, Ababuo,
there you go.
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What do you think?
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Damn, dude.
This is awesome.
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I hope your Nigerian girlfriend
lived up to her end of the deal.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was like she was smuggling
Diana Ross in her panties.
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Ugh.
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I want you to tell Adam
that you had an affair.
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What?
Why, honey?
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I thought we agreed
that it was better
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if Adam didn't know
that kind of stuff.
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You're the one who brought us
down this road.
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He has not spoken to me
since he found out my affair,
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and I am tired
of being the bad guy.
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He's on his way to school,
so tell him before he leaves.
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Adam, your father has something
he wants to tell you.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
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Um, here's the deal.
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Uh, it was wrong of me to...
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Post on my blog
about your mother's affair.
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She's angry, and rightfully so.
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But we have talked about it,
and we've moved on.
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Incidentally, new house rule:
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Nothing personal
goes in the blog
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without prior family approval.
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And...
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And she is not the only one
who had an affair.
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I cheated too.
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Of course.
Of course.
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Why not?
Why not?
255
00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:05,105
I know, I know, but it was
a crazy, misguided reaction.
256
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,155
Okay? Sort of a sexual
quid pro quo.
257
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,615
I don't know what all this
sudden honesty is about, okay?
258
00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:12,059
I really don't.
259
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,749
But you want my honesty?
260
00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:15,643
I don't want to know this shit.
261
00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:18,152
- Adam.
- What, mom? What?
262
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:19,282
Do you wanna hug it out?
263
00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:20,317
Yeah, we should totally
hug it out.
264
00:12:20,392 --> 00:12:21,672
Come here.
Let's hug it out.
265
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,815
Oh, yeah, everything's better.
266
00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:24,910
Everything's better.
I feel great.
267
00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:27,398
I feel great.
Do you guys feel great?
268
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,412
God.
269
00:12:36,844 --> 00:12:38,155
Bring it.
270
00:12:38,244 --> 00:12:39,876
Bring it.
271
00:12:39,979 --> 00:12:41,931
Ha, ha!
272
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,650
Okay.
273
00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:46,575
Let me give you some props,
'cause you are the first woman
274
00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:48,735
who beat me
since Sturgis in 2005.
275
00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:50,136
And that bitch cheated,
I'm telling you.
276
00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:53,105
You just chalk it up
to anger.
277
00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,533
It's the steroid
of the common folk.
278
00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,589
Yo, Kirby, Alexis' next round
279
00:12:58,701 --> 00:12:59,788
is on me.
280
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,852
Aww.
281
00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:04,755
You know, I bet you'd be good
at arm wrestling.
282
00:13:04,908 --> 00:13:08,652
All that artwork adds an added
element of intimidation.
283
00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:10,604
You like my memoirs?
284
00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:14,297
Oh. Oh, I love that you used
the word "memoirs."
285
00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:17,685
Why do people get tattoos?
286
00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:20,127
Well, I'm not authorized
to speak for people,
287
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,273
but every one I got
before I was 20
288
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:23,353
was to piss my mother off.
289
00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,316
Did it work?
290
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:27,350
I guess not.
She still calls me every Sunday.
291
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,823
Ooh. Ooh.
292
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,017
Oh, wow, what is that one?
293
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:35,547
It's supposed to be
a grim reaper,
294
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,889
but the guy I shared
a cell with
295
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,703
was a little light
on proper tattoo supplies,
296
00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:41,692
so it kinda looks like a clown
with a droopy penis.
297
00:13:41,849 --> 00:13:43,416
Oh, you were in prison.
298
00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,981
My mother warned me
about guys like you.
299
00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:49,362
Relax. I just robbed
a liquor store.
300
00:13:49,491 --> 00:13:52,050
Oh, see?
301
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:54,624
That almost makes you
sound soft.
302
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,011
You know, you can get
those things removed now.
303
00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:57,793
Why would I want to do that?
304
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,947
I'm proud of 'em.
305
00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:02,981
It's my story.
306
00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:06,018
Yeah.
307
00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:12,902
I gotta get out of here.
308
00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:15,190
- Where you going?
- I gotta go to school.
309
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,039
School?
310
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,268
Yeah.
311
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:23,335
Flight school, remember?
312
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,807
Airplane driving.
313
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,295
Yeah, I'm not sure
you're okay to drive.
314
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,418
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm fine.
315
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,846
I'm okay, you know,
'cause I'm...
316
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,240
I'm not driving... I'm not driving
the actual planes.
317
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,620
Just the simulator.
318
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,923
You don't have to be sober
to do that.
319
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,176
Right, but you do have to be
sober to drive a car.
320
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,993
Where you going, Alexis?
I can drop you off.
321
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,294
About a block
away from west hill high.
322
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:46,442
You know where that is?
323
00:14:46,521 --> 00:14:47,576
Let's ride.
324
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,336
I miss you
325
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,248
yeah, I miss you
326
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,880
come on, girl.
327
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,696
- So this is it, huh?
- Sure is.
328
00:14:57,799 --> 00:14:58,887
This is your hog?
329
00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:00,824
Oh, she's no hog.
330
00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:02,856
Looks a little tiny
for a big ol' hog.
331
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,763
Well, you know, I like
something that fits snug
332
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,505
under my ass.
333
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:08,016
All right, you ready?
334
00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:09,135
Yeah. Hang on.
335
00:15:09,213 --> 00:15:11,868
Photograph
336
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:13,487
is all I have
337
00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:15,568
photograph
338
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,285
is all I have
339
00:15:17,389 --> 00:15:19,116
photograph
340
00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:21,271
is all I have of you
341
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:22,991
all right, hang on.
342
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,444
Whoo!
343
00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:37,298
Hey, what's up,
my African queen?
344
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:38,786
Oh, nothing.
345
00:15:38,878 --> 00:15:40,990
I just spent the last two days
bustin' my ass,
346
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,355
hanging up flyers and telling
people about this whole
347
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,603
black student association,
348
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:46,988
and this is the response I get.
349
00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:48,721
You know, I know that there
aren't a whole lot
350
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,038
of black kids at this school,
351
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,685
but I sure as hell thought
that of the 13 black kids
352
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,682
that do go here,
that at least half of them
353
00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:57,676
would have showed
some goddamn interest.
354
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,648
Total waste of time.
355
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:02,242
So what,
you're just gonna quit?
356
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:03,555
After one day?
357
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,999
To me, that kind of laziness
and lack of ambition
358
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:08,553
just feeds a very overused
359
00:16:08,645 --> 00:16:11,461
and very cliche
black stereotype.
360
00:16:11,615 --> 00:16:12,894
Of course, it's easy
for me to say.
361
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:15,318
I'm a white man reaping
all the glorious benefits
362
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,716
of a system skewed in my favor.
363
00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:21,289
As-salaam-alaikum.
364
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:27,886
Oh.
365
00:16:27,966 --> 00:16:29,566
Uh, excuse me.
366
00:16:29,668 --> 00:16:31,075
Ladies, a moment.
367
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,770
Um, yeah, I'm a janitor.
368
00:16:32,871 --> 00:16:35,078
My entire job revolves
around filth and waste,
369
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,391
and I accept that.
370
00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:38,875
But, you know, I have to vent
just for a second.
371
00:16:39,013 --> 00:16:41,316
I love your gender,
but as teenagers,
372
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:42,887
you disgust me,
373
00:16:42,983 --> 00:16:46,022
with your chipped nail Polish
all over the floor in there,
374
00:16:46,186 --> 00:16:48,361
your tampons jammed
in the toilets.
375
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,921
And although you guys
might think it's cute,
376
00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:52,434
those little lipstick kisses
you leave
377
00:16:52,527 --> 00:16:53,807
on the mirror in there
378
00:16:53,895 --> 00:16:56,614
are a pain
in my minimum-wage ass.
379
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:57,692
Weirdo.
380
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,757
Attention.
381
00:16:58,834 --> 00:16:59,825
I want to urge
my fellow black students
382
00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,277
to join me
in the newly reestablished
383
00:17:01,370 --> 00:17:02,777
black student association.
384
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:04,183
It's an opportunity...
Miss Jackson!
385
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,225
Step away from that microphone
right now.
386
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,165
Okay, I got the principal
all up in my grill.
387
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,293
But just come and find me.
388
00:17:10,414 --> 00:17:11,757
- Give me that microphone.
- Ugh, come on, people.
389
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:13,256
Have some pride!
390
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,525
Show this school that we're
more than just...
391
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:17,092
God damn it, we are the 99%!
392
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:19,587
But really we're the 5%.
393
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:20,683
This is why I need you.
394
00:17:20,758 --> 00:17:23,349
5%! 5%!
395
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:25,477
Tell your story
in detention, Andrea.
396
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,996
It's Ababuo, damn it.
397
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:31,045
Go.
398
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,597
I want to talk to you.
399
00:17:56,697 --> 00:17:58,169
You might want to talk
to a mirror first.
400
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,474
You look like
a freakin' crazy woman.
401
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:02,105
Well, look, I don't
give a shit what I look like.
402
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:05,212
Look, I am tired
of you shutting me out.
403
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,959
Mom.
404
00:18:09,145 --> 00:18:11,737
I had an affair.
405
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:14,058
It was last summer.
It lasted a few weeks.
406
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:15,303
It was with Lenny, the painter.
407
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,241
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
408
00:18:17,354 --> 00:18:18,282
Feel better?
409
00:18:18,355 --> 00:18:19,475
Maybe when I'm done.
410
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,476
'Cause now that I have
your attention,
411
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:22,487
I'm gonna tell you everything.
412
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,479
I've done drugs.
413
00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:26,675
When I was 17, I smoked pot
for the very first time.
414
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:29,102
And when I was 19,
I was arrested
415
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,865
for peeing in a public park.
416
00:18:30,969 --> 00:18:32,985
And I've shoplifted.
417
00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:34,512
There was this great pair
of guess jeans.
418
00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:36,398
They were all the rage.
Mom. Stop!
419
00:18:36,509 --> 00:18:38,556
I got so drunk
at my college orientation
420
00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,182
that they had to pump
my stomach,
421
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:42,871
and that was after...
422
00:18:43,016 --> 00:18:45,159
After my friends,
they found me passed out
423
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:46,500
in this guy's bedroom,
424
00:18:46,587 --> 00:18:47,610
and I-I... for the life of me,
425
00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:48,967
I could not find my bra,
426
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:51,520
and that prick,
he gave me scabies.
427
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:53,258
And I was so stressed out
428
00:18:53,361 --> 00:18:54,608
from having a rash down there
429
00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:55,718
that I missed my period.
430
00:18:55,798 --> 00:18:56,820
I totally thought
I was pregnant.
431
00:18:56,899 --> 00:19:00,706
Just fucking shut up!
432
00:19:00,903 --> 00:19:03,815
I've made mistakes.
433
00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:06,724
I'm gonna make more.
434
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,659
What's going on in here?
435
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:20,348
All of you are gonna make
a shitload of mistakes too.
436
00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:22,508
It's not fucking funny!
437
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:25,570
Dude, it's totally funny.
438
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,842
Okay, Adam, we all know
you're going through a lot,
439
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,021
but you need to calm down.
440
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,700
Fuck off, Ingvoll.
441
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,002
You just got detention.
442
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,452
And Mrs. Jamison...
443
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:38,388
- fuck off, Ingvoll.
444
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,731
What are you doing in here?
445
00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:56,772
Rather not talk about it.
446
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,203
Heard you over the intercom.
447
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:01,125
You have a lovely
speaking voice.
448
00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:03,252
Shut the fuck up.
449
00:20:03,372 --> 00:20:05,772
Principal Schuler went crazy.
450
00:20:05,908 --> 00:20:07,027
I had to do something.
451
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,837
I have no idea how
to get people interested
452
00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:10,193
in my black student group.
453
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:12,390
I'll join, if it helps.
454
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:14,947
I'm pretty sure having
a white kid in the group
455
00:20:15,085 --> 00:20:18,028
would defeat the purpose.
456
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,435
These gentlemen
will be joining you
457
00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,251
for the next six weeks.
458
00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:26,438
Oh, hell no.
459
00:20:26,565 --> 00:20:29,315
Look at you fools.
460
00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,452
Do you think this is a joke?
461
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,490
This is exactly where
people expect you to be.
462
00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:35,781
Don't be where people
expect you to be.
463
00:20:35,908 --> 00:20:37,122
Miss Jackson.
464
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,265
Miss Schuler, you can give me
465
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:39,496
another detention or whatever,
466
00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:41,626
but right now,
I need to say some shit.
467
00:20:41,748 --> 00:20:43,378
Now, I posted signs.
468
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:46,010
I've asked y'all asses nicely.
469
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:48,201
I even got over the intercom
470
00:20:48,321 --> 00:20:50,497
and screamed it
and got in detention for it.
471
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,968
But I can't get through to you.
472
00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:53,530
So guess what.
473
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,131
We're gonna have
a group meeting right now.
474
00:20:55,229 --> 00:20:57,149
We're practically
a quorum anyway.
475
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,825
So welcome to
the black student association.
476
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,631
And I've changed
the name of the group.
477
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:03,016
It's a.F.R.O...
478
00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:05,120
africans for rediscovering
ourselves.
479
00:21:05,241 --> 00:21:07,640
Do I have y'all attention?
480
00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:09,088
This is not a meeting.
481
00:21:09,178 --> 00:21:10,522
This is detention.
482
00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:12,181
Sit down, Andrea.
483
00:21:12,316 --> 00:21:15,963
It's Ababuo.
484
00:21:16,153 --> 00:21:19,193
Fist up, fools!
485
00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:32,706
What? Shit. What?
486
00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:35,236
Who the fuck
are you looking for?
487
00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:37,709
Hopefully, you're the fuck
I'm looking for.
488
00:21:37,844 --> 00:21:39,507
Who is this?
489
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:40,795
Come on, Willy.
490
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,248
Don't act like
you don't remember me.
491
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,910
Uh, well,
could you remind me?
492
00:21:46,053 --> 00:21:48,357
It's me, Damien, silly Willy.
493
00:21:48,488 --> 00:21:49,704
Where have you been?
494
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,486
Your phone number has been
disconnected for weeks.
495
00:21:51,592 --> 00:21:54,055
I can't stand
being Willy-deprived.
496
00:21:54,195 --> 00:21:56,467
And you know I don't pay
$4.99 a minute
497
00:21:56,597 --> 00:21:58,260
to just have anyone
lick my balls.
498
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:01,150
Um, well, the, um,
499
00:22:01,303 --> 00:22:04,343
the business had some, uh,
some issues.
500
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:08,410
But the... the phone is now
back up and...
501
00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:09,603
and running.
502
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:11,118
Thank God!
503
00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:12,909
Listen, I'm gonna give you
my new credit card number.
504
00:22:13,016 --> 00:22:14,935
Is that okay?
505
00:22:15,052 --> 00:22:17,515
Yeah, it's, uh...
it's easier on my end.
506
00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:20,118
Okay, but I hope you'll go
anything but easy
507
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,825
on my end.
508
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,611
Clever, Damien.
509
00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:27,319
Um, so let's, uh,
let's do this.
510
00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:30,281
Will that be visa
or American express?
511
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:34,829
Uh-huh.
512
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,884
Yeah. Sexy.
513
00:22:38,044 --> 00:22:40,795
I understand that things
at home are stressful.
514
00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:42,099
I get that.
515
00:22:42,181 --> 00:22:44,517
But what am I supposed to do?
516
00:22:44,651 --> 00:22:45,866
That's why they pay you
the big bucks, Connie.
517
00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:47,968
To take care of shit like this.
518
00:22:48,088 --> 00:22:50,039
This is not funny, Cathy.
519
00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:52,301
Do you realize
you are the third person
520
00:22:52,426 --> 00:22:55,145
from your house
in my office today?
521
00:22:55,296 --> 00:22:57,440
You are a teacher.
522
00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:59,549
Certain rules
need to be followed.
523
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,747
Certain behavior is expected.
524
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:04,013
And today's behavior
was not it.
525
00:23:04,139 --> 00:23:07,691
You know, I'm not
particularly proud of myself,
526
00:23:07,877 --> 00:23:09,540
but I am an adult,
so you can stop
527
00:23:09,645 --> 00:23:11,532
wagging your finger at me.
528
00:23:11,648 --> 00:23:13,119
Psh.
529
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:14,527
Is that...
530
00:23:14,651 --> 00:23:18,043
is that alcohol on your breath?
531
00:23:18,221 --> 00:23:19,628
Excuse me?
532
00:23:19,724 --> 00:23:22,347
You have to give me
a little more credit, Connie.
533
00:23:22,493 --> 00:23:24,508
For your information,
what you're smelling
534
00:23:24,629 --> 00:23:28,820
is medicine that I'm on
for my clinical trial.
535
00:23:29,066 --> 00:23:30,506
Medicine.
536
00:23:30,602 --> 00:23:32,394
You have got to help me out
here, Cathy.
537
00:23:32,504 --> 00:23:34,967
I think the school
has been very good
538
00:23:35,107 --> 00:23:37,442
about giving you
the time and space you need
539
00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:38,856
to deal with your illness.
540
00:23:38,945 --> 00:23:43,489
I only ask for a little
professionalism in return.
541
00:23:47,821 --> 00:23:49,165
So you want...
542
00:23:49,256 --> 00:23:53,032
Professionalism.
543
00:23:53,227 --> 00:23:55,594
Professional...
544
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:59,570
Professionalism.
545
00:23:59,768 --> 00:24:02,359
He's wearing a tie.
546
00:24:02,504 --> 00:24:04,039
Is that professional enough
for ya?
547
00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:14,878
I
548
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:17,738
think you should know
549
00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:18,879
that I
550
00:24:18,955 --> 00:24:20,747
what are you doing here?
551
00:24:20,857 --> 00:24:22,264
I work here, remember?
552
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,151
No, I mean why did Adam
call me for a ride
553
00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:25,604
if... if you were here?
554
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,169
Oh, I'm afraid
he doesn't want
555
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,536
to have anything
to do with me right now.
556
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:33,955
Why? What happened?
557
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,195
I told him my story.
558
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,456
I told him everything.
559
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,261
I think it was
the right thing to do.
560
00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:42,227
The way I did it
was questionable.
561
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:46,999
Honey, have you been drinking?
562
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:48,622
I have.
563
00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:51,313
And I will probably be drinking
more later.
564
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,482
I'll see you at home.
565
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:58,831
I can't let you go
566
00:24:59,134 --> 00:25:02,013
tonight.
567
00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:04,857
I can't be alone
568
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:06,829
look, don't...
I was just...
569
00:25:06,943 --> 00:25:09,310
- wasting a perfectly
good cigarette?
570
00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:10,628
You got another one I can bum?
571
00:25:10,713 --> 00:25:13,241
Sure.
572
00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:16,518
That you
573
00:25:16,686 --> 00:25:19,373
don't love me that way
574
00:25:19,522 --> 00:25:22,850
tonight
575
00:25:23,026 --> 00:25:24,050
huh.
576
00:25:24,127 --> 00:25:26,144
I'll be just like
577
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:29,111
your shadow
578
00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:32,850
your shadow
579
00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:36,238
your shadow
580
00:25:36,408 --> 00:25:39,512
your shadow
581
00:25:39,678 --> 00:25:41,245
all set.
Want to see it?
582
00:25:41,348 --> 00:25:43,971
Mmhmm.
583
00:25:44,116 --> 00:25:46,996
It's been so long
584
00:25:47,153 --> 00:25:50,160
and you
585
00:25:50,323 --> 00:25:51,411
so what do you think, Alexis?
586
00:25:51,491 --> 00:25:54,339
You like it?
587
00:25:54,495 --> 00:25:56,478
Tonight.
588
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,164
I love it.
589
00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,609
I'll be just like
590
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,516
your shadow
591
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:07,116
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