All language subtitles for The Big C s02e13 Crossing the Line.eng

I got the best sleep.

I-I love it when the--
you know, when the air

is ice-cold and the covers
are like a soft, warm cave.

Are you on something?

You don't sound that torn up
for someone

who just watched their friend
die in front of them.

Sean, it was amazing.

I mean, it was--
it was really sad.

But, you know, "life's last
adventure," he called it,

and he was right.

It made me not afraid of dying.

I can do it.

Are you trying to make
a suicide pact with me?

That's not cool.

No, it was really just
the greatest gift

he could have given me,
letting me be there.

Yeah, of course that fucker
would give you

the gift no one else could top.

You being here
is pretty great too.

Eww.

No, I missed you.

I was just gone three weeks.

You never told me
where you went.

You would not believe me.

Come on.
Screw you.

I just walked along
the highway.

I-I kept walking until I started
thinking about

how bad my feet hurt more than
I was thinking about Rebecca,

and I walked off the next exit.

And would you believe there was
a traveling carnival

set up in a parking lot
of a storage unit facility?

So I started working there.

You were a carny?

It was the easiest job
in the world to get.

Then one night,
I was sleeping in the carny tent

and I woke up to find my new
best friend toothless t

was trying to saw
the toes off my foot

with his Swiss Army knife,
'cause he said they were

looking at him funny.

You are such a liar.

You're lying right now.

It's the truth!

This is why I didn't say
anything to you

and I thought to myself,
"Well, I may be crazy,

but I ain't that crazy."

I'm just--

I'm scared mostly.

And I'm running away.

And then I thought about you
and I thought...

"If Cathy can stay put
with all the shit

that she's got going on,
I can too."

Wow.
I inspired you?

Yeah, don't get a big head.

I was also freezing my
testicles off.

Toes were bleeding.
Nuts were freezing.

I was really ready to get back.

Oh, yeah.
I forgot I got you something.

Ha!

- A thingy!
- Yeah.

Normally, you have to spend
over 15 bucks

to catch a floating duck
with a gold star in its anus

to get one of those.

- Throw it. Throw it.
- Whoo!

Come on.

Top of the mirror.

Oh!
Too low.

I inspired Sean.

Wish I could inspire
the airline lady

to refund our Italy tickets.

Hey.

Aren't you supposed
to be back at work today?

I quit.

Really?
Why?

Because I couldn't
stand the idea

of my 20-year-old boss bitching
at me all the time.

And it's almost a new year.

Out with the old and I'll find
something else.

Well, it's not that easy.

So what?

You disappointed in me?

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm just--are you sure
this isn't your way

of getting back at me
for not going to Italy?

No, it's my way
of retaining my dignity.

I will find another way
of getting back at you

for not going to Italy.

You have a right to be mad.

Yeah, sure I do.

I'd like to be making
lifetime memories with you

on a gondola right now.

You know, Lee was training

for the marathon up
until the end.

I was thinking I'd like
to do something like that,

just to test myself,

inspire somebody
to do something

they didn't think
they could do,

give my family something
to cheer about

so we can end this horseshit
year on a high.

- What do you think?
- About what?

I want to run the Minneapolis
New Year's Eve Marathon.

Why not?
I run.

I run almost ten miles a week.

I mean, not all at
the same time, but--what?

I just--I can't predict
your next move...ever.

I feel like I'm playing chess
with either a genius

or a cheater.

And the hardest thing about

all these decisions you make--
going to Lee instead of Italy,

running the marathon--
is that they just keep on

taking you further away
from me.

Then meet me
at the finish line,

so I'll be running toward you.

Hey.

Hey, there's more pasta
in the kitchen.

Oh, no, that's okay.

I'm carbo-loading.

I should have started
running marathons earlier.

You know how much
I love spaghetti.

Can I ask you something?

Why I ruined Italy?

Oh, no.
No, I don't care about that.

None of us even speak Italian.

Everyone over there
would be like,

"ba-ba-di-ba,
bi-di-ba-di-ba,"

and we'd be like, "What?"

I appreciate that.

- What's up?
- Uh...

Mia invited me
to her New Year's party.

I didn't know you two
were talking.

- Yeah, texting.
- Whatever.

So she said she's, uh,
maybe possibly

considering sometime in the very
distant future, forgiving me.

That's very big of her.

It's just gonna be
her 15 friends

and her parents
are gonna chaperone.

Sounds great.
You should go.

Really?

Even though your race
is that day?

The race starts at 8:00
in the morning.

If I'm still running
at midnight,

you should bring the entire
party and boo me.

And Andrea's with her family,
so you should go,

be with your friends and Mia.

Awesome.
Thanks, mom.

Sure.

Daisy!
Listen.

I wanted to talk to you about
my New Year's resolution

to get you to pay that bill

that you retroactively denied,

'cause I had
a collections agency

call my house this morning.

That's dirty pool, Daisy.

Now just to reiterate...

This is the bill for the scan
that you pre-approved.

'Cause if we'd have known
that we were, you know,

having to pay out of pocket,

we would have opted out
of the optional scan.

- Right?
- Psst.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

I hear you when you say that
your hands are tied,

but I need to tell you
something.

My wife,
who is running out of time,

is also about
to run a fucking marathon.

So I need you to do something
extraordinary too.

Make it your
New Year's resolution

not to be a cunt.

Don't you hang up on me!

To what do I owe the honor?

Oh.

- Congratulations.
- Oh.

She's beautiful.

And smart.

And she works with kids
with special needs

and calls me on my shit,
which it turns out I love.

Liz and I have been
best friends forever.

She came into town for a visit
and I knew right away

that I didn't want her
to leave.

So I proposed.

That is a bold move,
Dr. Mauer.

Well, you originated
the bold move.

You know, monkey see,
monkey do.

Oh, well, this is your
engagement gift, monkey.

Now, the frame
is really your gift.

Uh, the picture
you can change out.

An X-ray?

It's my mets.

They're shrinking,
thanks to you.

That's the way you see it?

Yeah!

You got me into see
Dr. Sherman.

Dr. Sherman got me
into his trial,

and now my tumors
are shrinking.

You look good.

I feel good.

I'm gonna run
the New Year's Eve Marathon.

- This year?
- Mm-hmm.

How long you been training
for this?

Hardcore?
About two days.

But I also--
I coach the swim team,

so I also--
I work out with them.

Look, Cathy,
this may not be why you came in,

but medically,
I would advise against this.

I really--I just came in
to say congrats.

Even walking 26 miles
for anyone, especially you--

Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah--

No, no, no, come on.
Don't do that, all right?

You need to hear this.
Okay, look--

You know, it's funny.
I brought you up in my mind.

Your body's not gonna recover
as fast as others.

I remember you as being
so supportive.

You need to watch your
sodium levels--

It's funny how the brain just
plays tricks on you.

My friend just died
in front me!

And it was so clear
when he was gone,

because his body was
just a body.

Now, I'm not gonna have
this sucker forever.

But until it's gone,
I'm gonna wear this body out.

Careful.

Sorry.

You think it means Mia wants
to get back together?

I sure as hell hope so.

You need a distraction.

That poppy character
was starting to freak me out.

And people don't usually
freak me out.

Ooh.

So now that you're back,
what do you want to do?

I mean, you could totally pimp
this place out.

Hey, right now, I'm just
composing my New Year's list

of 2,012 totally terrific
things about life.

Just things to keep me sane
and still, old buddy.

Sane and still.

How many do you have so far?

One.
Female pubic hair.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

Women used to let their--
their follicles grow wild

like nature intended.

I remember when going down
on a woman was like...

snuggling open-mouthed
with a baby lion.

- It was absolute delight.
- Oh, yuck.

Now it's like--I don't know--
licking a dolphin's blowhole.

- That's gross.
- Yeah, I'll say.

But you have remember,
my philosophy

comes from a deep respect
for women,

which is something you obviously
need to work on.

Yeah, I know.

Just, when you go to your
party tomorrow night,

keep your pecker
in your pants, okay?

Okay.

Pecker in your pants!

Yeah, okay.
Heard you.

Hi there.
Hi.

I'm wondering
if you could help me.

I'd like to register
for the marathon on Friday.

You have to register online.

Uh, I did that, but they said
the registration was closed.

Yeah, that's because
it's past the deadline.

Right.
Uh...look.

I-I kind of have
a deadline too.

I have cancer.

So this is kind
of my make-a-wish moment.

Sorry.

We mailed out all the numbers
last week anyway.

Wow.

Is it possible you're, like,
the one person

on the planet who hasn't
been affected by cancer?

Does my plea evoke
no sympathy from you?

Rules are rules.

You should put that
on your tombstone.

You'll impress a lot of people.

I'm just gonna borrow these.

Who are you?

Hi.

Uh, I-I knew him.

- Taking his mail?
- No.

'Cause, um,
that's a federal offense

even if he is...dead.

Come on, Thomas.

It's pee-pee time.

It's cold, buddy.

Pee-pee time.

Ooh!

Thomas!
Shit!

Just for that, I'm gonna fucking
dump out all your treats.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Shit.
Fuck me.

Paul?

What are you doing?

I just got a very little bit
from Myk.

- Oh, God!
- I know, honey.

That job just wasn't
very good for me.

I was trying too hard to fit in
with the young guys, I think.

Couldn't you have just started
texting a lot?

Yeah.

Paul, did you really quit

or did you get fired
for doing drugs?

They asked me to take
a random drug test,

and so I left
and I didn't go back.

You think I'm selfish
for wanting to run a marathon?

What is more selfish
than doing drugs?

You're right.

Maybe I should have offered
you some.

You could have run faster.

- This is not funny.
- I know.

Adam could have found it.

This is not good
for your health.

I mean, you're really--
you're not a kid anymore.

- No.
- I mean, do you think--

Do you think you have a--
an addiction?

No, honey.

I mean, are--
Do you need some help?

No.

No.

I swear, honey.
I'm not a cokehead.

Look, I'm just trying to cope.

I'm a copehead.

You know, I don't want you
to worry about the bills,

but they are stacking up.

You know, and I called
the insurance lady a cunt

and now I can't get her
back on the phone.

I mean--hey!
What are you doing?

I'm staying.
Forget the marathon.

No.

How do you help someone
come down from cocaine?

- No.
- Coffee? No.

Absolutely not.

If I keep you from this,

then I will really
feel terrible.

Don't worry.

I was just finishing up
what Myk gave me

and now it's gone.

Okay, look, maybe there's
a tiny bit left,

but, you know,
I'll throw it away.

Honey, go.

I will meet you at
the finish line clean and sober.

You promise?

Because I need you.

I promise.

And you can kick me in the balls
when you get there.

I'd do it myself,
but my legs don't bend that way.

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

I'm running the race.
I know I'm really late.

I got stuck at home.
I couldn't find a parking spot.

- So I was just wondering--
- Is your tag on?

Yeah, it's, uh--

Oh, yeah, um.

I reg--all registered.
Uh, Lee Fallon.

Okay.

Your time starts
when you cross the post.

Good luck, Lee.

That--that's all I have
to do?

Yeah.

Okay, thank you.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

You kept me going.
I'm gonna keep you going.

Just think warm thoughts.

A crackling fire.

A thick, down-filled blanket.

Hot, steamy pussy.

Ooh, I got one.

When you try on a jacket you
haven't worn in a while,

you reach in the pocket
and you find $20.

Totally terrific!

Oh, when you cut
a really wet fart

and you're sure you shit
your pants,

and then you check
and you didn't.

That's pretty terrific.

Adam?
It's Dr. Mauer.

Hey.
Did you come to see my mom?

Yeah, yeah.
I support all my patients,

but she's worth coming out
in the cold for.

Yeah.

I think she's--she's one
of the last ones.

That's okay.

Yeah.
Yeah, it's okay.

Did you always want
to be a doctor

or did your parents
force you into it?

No, I was always interested
in science and chemistry.

Do doctors get a lot of tail?

As much as we can
stay awake for.

Number 47: Wheelchairs.

So brilliant, 'cause you don't
have to use your feet.

Ow!

If someone gave me a choice

between peace on earth
or a wheelchair right now,

I'd take a wheelchair.

Ow!
I'm--I'm out.

I'm done, Cath.
I can't do it.

No, you--you keep going.

If you stop now,
you'll never start again.

- I'm already frozen here.
- Are you sure?

Yeah, go. I--

God, why didn't someone
tell me to wear a bra?

Oh, God!
My--

The chafing is such a bitch.

It's like someone razored me
in my boobies.

Go! Keep going!
Go!

- Okay.
- Go!

Go, Cath!

I'm sorry.

Daisy Martinez is away
from her desk right now.

Oh, jeez.

Hey!

Mile seven!
Way to go!

Mom!
Mom.

You okay?

Fine.

Oh, you came.
Oh, how sweet.

You're holding my hand.

You--you've got a slight
arrhythmia.

I don't know about that,
but I definitely have a cramp.

All right, well, let's--
let's sit down.

That or someone's trying
to cut me in two with an axe.

All right, just come on
over here, okay?

- No.
- You need to sit down.

I can't.
I can't stop.

All right, Adam, would you grab

one of those coconut waters?

Yeah, totally.

Cathy, whatever it is you're
trying to prove,

you proved it, all right?

You're strong.
You're amazing.

Fucking nuts.
We get it.

What's the worst thing
that could happen?

Your irregular heartbeat
could cause cardiac arrest

and you could die before you
hit the finish line.

Eh.

I'm not giving up.

Well, then I guess I will.

All right, drink that.

That'll replenish
your electrolytes.

Thanks.

And you, you should go
to your party.

What?
Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm not doing too well
on time here.

Go.

Ring in the new year with Mia.

Have fun.

Okay.

I have to stop talking.

Change your socks
when your blisters

start bleeding through, okay?

And, uh, keep a song
in your head

so you don't obsess
about the cold.

Gotcha.

Can I ask you something else?

Sure.

How much time do you think
she has left?

Statistically, someone
with your mom's diagnosis

could live anywhere
from ten months to two years.

So what happens if the
clinical trials stop working?

The mets will start
affecting her organs

and her organ function.

In your mom's case,
she might start

having trouble breathing.

Will she stop remembering
who we are and stuff?

That could happen
if a met forms in her brain,

but from what I know
of your mom's case,

there's none there now.

Look, Adam...

There are people that
just beat the odds.

Like, your mom
is running--walking--

a marathon right now.

So who knows?

We never know.

Ow, ow, ow.

Hello, yes,
I have an appointment

with Daisy Martinez.

Oh, really?
Because we're closed.

Thank you so very much.

Hey, Happy New Year.

Hey, nice to see you.

Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, everybody!

Hey, has anybody seen Daisy?

Do you know where Daisy is?

Where's Dai--

No way!

Daisy?
Paul.

Jamison!

We talked on the phone.

God.

I thought you were
gonna be bigger and uglier.

I did.

Our offices are closed,
Mr. Jamison.

Oh, Daisy, please.

After all we've been through,
call me Paul.

Come on.
Look.

This will not take long.
Look.

I am truly sorry about
the word that I used

on the phone with you,

but I was just
kind of hoping that maybe

we could settle this thing
in person.

Does anybody have a pen?

I've answered your complaint.

Your problem is you just
don't like my answer.

No, my problem is there's
no humanness to it.

You fu--

Almost called that name again.

I can't help you, Paul.

I think you can,
but I think you won't.

Look, Daisy and I are arguing
over 2,700 bucks,

which come to think of it,
is probably about

how much this shindig cost,
you know?

So you're welcome, everybody!

But, uh, why don't
I just leave you

with something else to think
about while you drink?

You all work for
a health insurance company,

which means, no doubt,
that you're probably covered

by the same insurance.

Well, you better hope
you don't get sick.

'Cause if you get Daisy
and she, you know,

hadn't had her coffee that day,

and she decides
to unapprove something

she's already approved,
you're fucked!

She might be a lot of fun
to drink with,

but this chickie
is a fickle fucker.

So drink to your health
while you have it!

Take a cab home tonight
to your beautiful homes!

I, on the other hand,
probably have to sell my house,

which really sucks!

Because if she goes first,
Daisy McFicklebitch,

I'm gonna want to be able
to live where she lived...

and still smell her
in our room...

see the furniture the way
she arranged it.

It's just a little something
for you to think about...

as you bring in the New Year.

Now, if you'll just excu--

I got to go see a lady
about a race.

One foot.
Two foot.

One foot.

Two foot.

One foot.

Two foot.

One foot.

Two foot.

Right foot.

One foot.

Two foot.

Well, today--

Today, I ran a marathon.

That's what I did.
I ran a marathon.

What did you do
on New Year's Eve?

Damn, it's cold.

Hey!

Why aren't you at your party?

Well, the guy that I wanted
to kiss at midnight

had something much cooler
to do.

And by cool, I mean freezing.

Look, Mia, I'm really sorry.

Your 400th text started
to convince me.

Yeah, but I don't--

Please just go home
and get warm.

I'm just gonna wait
for my mom to show up

and then I'll come find you.

I promise.

Okay.

But if it's not
before midnight,

you know, please,
please don't kiss anybody else.

I do like it when you beg.

Please.

Please?

Please? Please?
Please? Please?

It's mom!

- Come on, Cathy!
- Yeah, mom!

That's my sister!

That's my sister!

Crossing the finish line--

Totally terrific!

Come on, Cath!

- Come on, mom!
- You're almost there, baby!

- Come on, Cath!
- Come on, mom!

Jamison!

Just a few more feet!

- You're almost there!
- You're almost there!

Thank you.

-
days of auld lang syne

You're almost there!

Do it, baby!
You're right here!

Everybody came.

Yeah, except dad's
not here yet.

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