All language subtitles for Parenthood.S02E01.I.Hear.You.I.See.You.720p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-NT-eng

Crap.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- I gotta talk to you.
- Not now. I'm late for work.

You two are still family.
You wanna hear some news.

Do you want some more jaffa?

Yes. I would love some.

So much hospitality from your daughter.
Where would she have learned that from?

You know that you would be lecturing
on social conventions is a laugh.

After killing myself, all summer,
flying back and forth New York,

Jasmine and Jabbar are visiting me.

That's great.
When does that happen?

- Friday.
- Crosby, Jabbar's coming.

- He is.
- That's so cool.

Can I have a playdate with him?

- I'm excited too.
- I know. I'm on fire.

Let's celebrate.
How about a hug?

You want to...

You...

Oddly beautiful stranger
in the kitchen?

This is Gaby.

Famous Gaby.

I don't know about that.

I'll hug you. It's social.

- I can get a sticker.
- Okay.

I don't want to pass that up.

It's kind of weird
that we haven't met yet, no?

Crosby, Sit down.

Maybe Jabbar could even,
have a sleepover.

Are you good at sleepovers?

I've never had one before,

but it's probably worth
a lot of stickers,

because it's extremely social,
right?

Yeah, it is.

All right, then.

- Seven letters.
- Moisten.

- Hey, ma.
- Adam, your father's in the barn.

I got to get to work.
I got a crisis.

We've got a leak,
and he's gonna fix it himself.

God.

Remember when he changed
out the fuse box?

Three-alarm fire and $5,000 later...

Okay, I'll stop over on my way in.

Thanks, sweetie.
You're the best.

Why don't you wait
till Adam gets here?

Why would I wait for Adam
to get here when I'm perfectly...

Because I asked you to.

I'm not gonna be stopped
from fixing a leak in my own house

because some...

I hear you.

And I see you.

And I'm breathing.

You're out of luck.

Too bad.

Did I come from a vagina?

- Where'd you hear that?
- Did I?

You did.

Did you come out of a vagina too?

Do you want ice cream?

Ice cream sounds like
such a great idea.

Did you?

I did.

- I did.
- How about you?

Bug, I don't think
we're gonna have this...

Yeah, I came from a vagina.

Our whole family came from vaginas.

Our family came from vaginas!

She's so smart.

Adam, the roof is caving in.

It's like 2012 in there.
What are you gonna do about it?

I really don't have time.
Just tell mom I stopped by.

If it's a simple leak,
he can fix it.

But if it's serious,
don't let him anywhere near it.

- I know that. Hi.
- Hey, Adam.

- You need me to take a look?
- You better get to work.

You don't want to give Gordon
any ammo.

What is that supposed to mean?

You said that he was coming down
hard at you at work.

I didn't say he was coming down
on me at work.

Please, Adam, come on.
You know how the corporate world works.

Gordon's the boss,
and you're just a serf, son.

You know what happens to serfs.
They get beheaded.

- Where do you get this stuff?
- Don't even rise to...

- Go sell some shoes, son.
- Listen to me.

You are better at making repairs
than...

anybody I know.

- Can you just deal with this for me?
- You got through that without laughing.

I will, but I have a job interview.
And I'm excited about it...

I get it. You need a job.

I have a bunch of people
who are depending on me to keep jobs,

so I need to generate new product.
I've got to go.

You don't help your grandfather.
I asked you to do that.

No, I can't find my shoes.

You can't find your shoes?

Excuse me.

Do you have anything for cramps?
I am having a heavy...

All right, that's enough.
Why is nobody wearing shoes?

My God.
You know what you should invent?

Like, a shoe lojack,

like, a beeper thing,
that you have a clicker,

and the shoe beeps,
that way you can find it.

Mothers all over America
would love it so much.

- I would love it.
- That's annoying.

I got to go.
I'll see you later.

Wait.
What did you think of my idea?

- Lojack shoe.
- I am gonna put that in my idea file.

Boy, I got to go.

Got to go!

The baby's gushing!
It's just a leak, though.

Call Joel for help on this one.
He's a professional.

Will you take me for some pizza?

They outlawed pizza since you left.

- What?
- It was making people's hair fall out.

I'm just kidding you.

- Of course I'll take you to pizza.
- I love going to pizza, because...

Sorry, sweetie. Say good-bye.
We got to go.

Wait.
How would you feel

about having a little sleepover
at your cousin Max's house?

All right. Then maybe your mother and I
can have a much-needed alone time.

Honey, we got to go.

Sweetie, you got to bend down more.
I can't see you.

We got to go.

It's the arranged time, though...

I know, but I've got a thousand things
to do before the weekend...

I miss you guys.
I can't wait to see you.

Miss you too.

There's a monster
on my computer screen!

Hey, Gordon, I'm really sorry.

I just got caught up
in a family situation.

- Come on in. Let's talk about that.
- Great.

I had to dash
over to my parents' house

'cause they have this leak
in their guesthouse,

where my sister's staying...

The point is, I know I've missed
a lot of work lately...

My situation with Max...
But summers are always crazy,

and school's back next week.

We're very different.

Agreed.

I've got a condo in Nob Hill.
You've got a real home in Berkeley.

I have a sailboat in Sausalito.
You drive a minivan.

I've had a slew
of tantalizing relations, and you...

You've got Katherine.

Kristina, but, yeah.

Listen, Adam,

I just need to know
that your personal issues

are not going to...

interfere with work.

Come on, this company
has my complete and undivided attention.

I have a family.
I have other things going on.

But even when I'm away from here,

I'm always thinking
about the company, you know?

I am always thinking.

For example?

This morning when I was driving to work,
I had this idea.

Now, it might be a terrible idea,
but I was thinking about...

Kids are always losing their shoes.

They are.
It's a universal thing.

I was thinking about...

A kids shoe with a clicker.

Kid loses his shoe.

You push the clicker.
It beeps. You find it.

Whether it's under the bed,
it's in the closet, in the garage.

Shoe.

You thought of this?

Are you kidding me?

I love it. It's brill.

We got to move.

So you want me to get on this?

Right away.
Are you kidding?

- I'm on it.
- I love it.

Great.

This whole thing with the leak
at your parents' house...

Next time, call a plumber.

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That's good for an interview?

You don't need a blazer
with this outfit at all.

I wanna look really corporate,
really serious.

- It looks better than this one.
- Let me see that one again.

I'm gonna wear this one.
I like it. Please?

- It makes me feel corporate, serious.
- Good. Wonderful.

Joel, thank you
for dealing with dad.

And good luck.

You can't actually
let him do anything.

You can't let him make any decision.
You have to make every decision.

But you have to make him think
that all the decisions are his.

- That's so important.
- I like this. Do you?

How exactly am I supposed to do all work
and make him think he's doing it?

- Only you can figure that one out.
- Figure it out. Thank you so much.

You are the greatest, babe.

You are the greatest, babe.

Can I borrow your purse too?
'Cause it's blue, it kind of matches.

Do you mind?
You have a million of them.

Would you...
Awesome.

- You're the best.
- I love you.

Do I look like the assistant
to the assistant manager

of Christy's clothes,
"Clothes for real people"?

- Absolutely.
- Spot on.

I have a really good feeling about this.
Thank you, guys.

- See ya.
- Bye. Good luck.

Last question.

The leading cause of teenage death
in America?

- What is automobile accidents?
- Bingo. You got it right.

Let me tally these up real quick.

- 49 out of 50. You missed one.
- I missed one.

Can I drive now?

Of course.
That's why we're here.

- Hold on a second.
- What?

- Just patience.
- I'm just putting the car in gear.

Put the car into gear
and keep your foot depressed...

Now I can go.
Let go of my leg. Let go.

- Let go of my leg!
- Brake!

Stop it!

I didn't know
if I was going or stopping.

- You have got to listen to me.
- This is our fourth lesson.

Are we gonna get on the road ever?

I don't know.

You know something, I really appreciate
you taking the time to do this, Joel.

I know you're not doing anything
now that Sydney's back at school.

Just popping those bonbons.

- You know what I don't believe in?
- What's that?

Roofers.

You invite 'em into your house
to do all this crap work,

and you end up paying.
You don't even know what they're doing.

That's a good point.

That beam is totally rotted.

You got that right.

There's no tar paper
between the roof and the Wood.

Who did this?

That'd be me.

That's quality work?

I mean, I couldn't afford tar paper
at the time.

- Well...
- I did what I could.

Sure.

Joel, I know that you've dabbled

in some home repair.

I'm a licensed contractor.

So here's the deal.

I built this with my own two hands.

I converted it from a garage
into a guesthouse.

So I'll be calling the shots.
Gonna be okay with you?

Wouldn't have it any other way.

And I want you to know there's a 6-pack
in it for you when you're done.

Nice to see you.
What's going on?

I'm riding my bike.

So mom doesn't want me to ever drive
is what I'm getting from her.

- Still not out of the parking lot?
- No, we're not even close.

I would love for you
to reconsider teaching me how to drive.

I'm really busy,
and we can't change.

This is something your mother...
She's gonna take it personally.

It's ridiculous.
It's like...

I'll show you.
If you are me and you're driving

and so we're both in the car.
Put your hands on the wheel.

Put your hands on the wheel.
Make sure... No, ten and two.

- Ten and two!
- Okay, ten and two.

Don't look at me like that.

Yeah, you're being your mother.
I see, okay. I'm driving.

So you're driving. Now slowly
put your foot on the gas pedal.

- What are you doing?
- That's mom.

- Show me that you recognize this...
- What are you talking about?

Do you have some stupid agreement

about not acknowledging
each other's flaws?

It's called marriage.

I ran the beeper-shoe concept by...

Gordon, you remember my daughter.

Of course, how are you?
Emily, right?

It's Haddie.
Haddie.

- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.

Do you need me to come in the office?
She was gonna leave in a minute.

We're just having a family crisis,
but we have ten a day, so...

She's being hyperbolic.
That's not true.

I don't mean to break up
another family crisis.

- I'll be in my office.
- I'll be over as soon as I can.

Good to see you again, Edie.

- Did he just say "Edie"?
- He did.

I'll talk to your mother, we'll fix it.
We'll get you out of the parking lot.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Bye. Stop by anytime.
- Be afraid for my life.

I'm coming in, Gordon.

Let me cut the water off
before you...

No, we don't need that.
Come on, I know what I'm doing here.

Shut it off.

- Come on, man!
- Great idea.

Damn it!

Come on!

We got good pressure!

- Where is it?
- I don't know.

- It's down there somewhere.
- You built this!

- Our father's going completely insane.
- Well, he's always been this way.

Should we do something?

Trust Joel.

I guess.

How'd that job interview go?

- Great. Fantastic.
- Really?

No.
They didn't seem to be impressed

by my 12 years of waitressing
at Nick's pub.

Listen, Sarah
you're gonna find something eventually,

and you're just gonna
forget about this...

Period.

This period which has lasted
for 38 years? I hope so.

You know, that idea you had
about the shoe-clicker thing?

You sold it?
We made a million dollars?

Not exactly.
But I did bring the idea up to my boss.

And he fired you?

He liked it, actually.

And I think that,

we're gonna maybe develop the idea.

No, not really.

We develop a lot of ideas,
and a lot end up going nowhere, but...

No, I know,

but that's amazing.
My God!

So...

Thank you.

I got to get back
to the wife and kids.

So, I'll see you later.

Well, I mean,
so, you know, good luck with it.

- Haddie stopped by the office today.
- She did?

You still haven't made it out
of the parking lot?

What's that?

You're cutting that wrong.
The skin has to be off of that...

- I'm doing it fancy.
- Take all of the "stripeys" off.

- Max won't eat it.
- He'll eat it.

When I learned how to drive, my dad
took me out on the road the first day.

Zeek just threw you to the wolves.
That's a big shocker.

Absolutely.
First day, wasn't a problem.

I haven't had a single
moving violation in my life.

Are you criticizing my driving record?
I'm pretty good.

We should try to get Haddie
out on the road.

I'll take her out on the road
when she's ready.

I know that this is hard.

Our daughter is learning how to drive.
It's not easy to accept.

This isn't about me right now,
it's about her.

I will take her out when she's ready.
She's not ready. Trust me.

You need to...

- He's gonna eat 'em like that.
- No, he's not.

So it starts out as an egg.

And once the egg gets fertilized,
it develops into a baby.

- It's one of life's greatest miracles.
- That make sense?

Wait, so how does the egg
get fertilized?

- It happens.
- It just magically happens?

It's the dad...

The dad fertilizes it.

The dad?

- It's the dad's job.
- Daddy, you brought the fertilizer?

Well, how'd you get the fertilizer
into the egg?

- We should have ice cream today.
- I want to know how you did it!

The dad has what's called...

The dad has what's called a penis.

And...

He uses the penis
to fertilize the egg.

And the fertilizer is called sperm.

Where does it happen?

Does the egg come out,

or does the sperm go in?

I'm gonna have
a mint chocolate chip.

- Dad's gonna have a sundae.
- That sounds great.

It's a million-dollar idea.

No. It's not even a whole idea.
It just was off the top of my head.

That's a game changer, Sarah.

- That's what that is.
- Dad, really? No.

They're not even gonna use it
or do anything with it.

Don't think like that!

Sweetheart, you have a gift.

I don't have a gift. I have a kid
who can't find his shoes.

- Excuse me.
- Honey, listen.

Sweetheart, I love you,
but you got to quit doing that.

Doing what?

Belittling yourself.

It's a defense mechanism.

Zeek, come on.

- She hasn't even had her coffee yet.
- All I'm trying to do

is just tell her
she should value her ideas.

Yes, I can hear that.

And you should let Sarah and Adam
manage their own lives.

But all I'm trying to do
is instill a little bit of confidence...

I hear you.

And I see you, sweetheart.

I'll be in my studio.

Are you my dad?

Is that marriage counseling?

150 bucks an hour.

I don't understand a damn word
the guy is saying.

Is that why you cut the hair?

- That's why I cut my hair.
- Very impressive, dad. Good job.

I wanted to look softer.
Do I look softer, a little?

If you give yourself credit,

then other people will start
giving you credit too.

And the point is I think you could be
a part of the process

- of this whole shoe thing.
- It's Adam's job.

And if he wanted my help,
he could ask me...

How is he gonna know?
Tell him you want to be involved.

I don't know, dad.
I don't think he would love it, anyway.

And thank you for your advice,

but I don't really need it.

I'm a grown-up,
and I will take care of it.

I'm sorry I even brought it up.

Sweetheart,
now, I hear you, I see you.

That gives me the creeps.

I'm going to stop at the stop sign.

- Just relax.
- I'm stopping right here.

- You're not listening to me at all.
- I'm listening to you. I'm stopped.

I'm the one with the license.
You're not. Now do your counting.

One cranberry, two cranberry...

If somebody toots like that,
don't get frazzled.

Now, proceed. Make a right.

- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Hold your pants.

I'm making a right.

Don't blame this all on me, okay?

- You have to take responsibility.
- You were behind the wheel.

If it was just me behind the wheel,
I would have been calm.

We had an accident.
It's a big thing.

What do you mean?
Did anybody get hurt?

- We didn't have an accident.
- Well, I'm a little hurt.

We're lucky to be standing here
right now, actually.

- Do not make this into a thing.
- It is a thing.

- You're exaggerating.
- I'm not. You don't listen to me.

- I told you to listen.
- What happened to my car?

- Tell him what happened. Go ahead.
- You're gonna laugh.

- You're gonna laugh.
- You're gonna laugh hard.

- I swiped the mirror. That's it.
- That's it? Just the side mirror?

- That's it. That's absolutely it.
- What do you mean, "That's it"?

I mean, that's it.
That is reality.

- The whole thing is...
- It's just a mirror.

You should teach me.
Maybe I was right.

Thanks for bringing it up.
I hate that you go behind my back

and ask your dad to teach you.
I'm your coach.

- It's crazy you think you're a coach.
- Don't call me crazy.

Let dad be my coach.

I will never let you convince me
to take her on the road ever again.

- She's not ready.
- What?

- Are you having an argument?
- We're not.

It sounds like you are.
I think you definitely are.

We're not having an argument.
Just let me talk to her.

It sounds
like you're having an argument.

Tell mom to count backwards from 30
and to take deep breaths.

They're good coping mechanisms.

I think Haddie's still mad at mom.

- I'm gonna kill you.
- And she wants to kill me.

- What?
- I love you, and I appreciate

- everything you do for our children.
- Spit it out. What do you want to say?

Is it possible that you're being
a little irrational with Haddie?

I'm being irrational?
I'm being irrational?

She just crashed the car.

- I just think, this is a big step.
- Huge step.

Our daughter is learning how to drive.
It's symbolic.

And maybe it's not easy for you...

I am not being irrational, Adam, okay?
You weren't there. I was.

Our daughter sucks at driving.
That's the problem.

So butt out.

I thought you were Zeek.

- What you doing?
- I just thought I'd sneak in and...

fix this leak without
your father knowing,

because he doesn't know
what he's doing,

and I thought I'd come in here
before we "fix it" tomorrow.

- What you gonna tell him?
- I'll just be like,

"That seemed a lot worse yesterday,
but now here we are."

Don't worry. I got a whole plan.
It's gonna be pretty awesome.

That's amazing
that you just know how to fix that.

Well, you know,
it's what I did before I did...

playdates and juice boxes
and all that.

- What?
- What?

Come on.
Come on.

I wonder if I could ask you
to build me something.

I wonder
if you would build me a desk.

- I'd love to.
- Really?

What kind of desk are we talking?
What are you gonna use it for?

You know, I had this idea
the other day.

It was for a shoe
for Adam's company.

If a kid lost their shoe,
you click something,

the shoe would beep,
and they could find it.

- I love that idea.
- Really?

I'd buy a dozen for Sydney.

So...

I just started thinking, you know,
if I had a space to have more ideas,

maybe I'd have more ideas.

I get ya.

Makes sense to me.

Hello. Yeah, please...

come in
and look over my shoulder, Max.

Don't knock.

Are you still mad at mom?

I was being sarcastic.
Yeah, I am.

Can you help me
get my sleepover set up?

You know, because Gaby made me
a "how to have a successful

sleepover" list.

And one of the things is to make
your guest feel at home.

So I'm gonna put up a bunch
of pictures of New York

around the top bunk
where Jabbar's gonna sleep.

Did you know that,
with over 6,400 cars,

New York has the largest fleet...

Will you leave,
and I'll talk to you about this later?

Can you just go?
Give me a minute, all right.

- Great. Thank you.
- One...

- two, three...
- What are you doing?

- You said a minute, 60 seconds.
- I don't care. I'll be there later.

- Get out of my room.
- Six, seven...

Max, leave my room.
Are you an idiot? Leave the room!

Leave!

Nine, ten...

eleven...

twelve...

thirteen...

Can you see him?

- Hi, Buddy.
- He's awake.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- I got my fix.
- That's our boy.

So I was thinking, friday night,

Jabbar will be at Max's
for the sleepover.

And we'll be back here making
the boat rock, don't come knocking.

And then saturday, you know,
my mom's gonna want

to stuff him full of lasagna, so,

I was thinking saturday night at my

parents' house, and then sunday

we kind of have to go to Julia's,

because she's got this new, weird thing
where she thinks no one wants

to go to her house,
which is kind of true.

Sweetie, slow down.
What about my family?

- You're not an orphan. That's right.
- Right.

Yeah. Sorry, I forgot.

You probably wanna see them.

I really can't even think
about all this right now.

What do you mean,
you can't think about it right now?

Well, I'm a little busy.

I've got Jabbar.

I've got rehearsals.

You're pissed?
You're pissed.

No, I'm not... No.

It's okay if you are.
Say what's on your mind.

I love Jabbar, and I love you, and,

I miss you guys. And I feel like
I'm the only one that's putting

any effort into this relationship.

I've been flying back and forth
every other week.

And now you're finally coming,
you can't even talk about it?

I want to be with you too.

I miss you.

Yeah? You sure?

- I do.
- All right.

Hold on one second.

Take your time getting there.
It's a good shot.

- Not so loud.
- Sorry.

Just wanna make sure
he was sleeping.

They must have made this Skype thing

for something other
than just talking.

Are we about to have Skype sex?

'Cause I heard
this can be very dangerous.

My goodness.

Okay, go slower, though.
Oh, my goodness.

Why don't you go lay down
on the couch or the bed or whatever?

I'm going to the bedroom.

Dance a little slower, though, okay?

Are you ready?

This is fantastic.

Wait. Did you just stop moving,
or is it...

No, you're breaking... hold on.

I think I'm in a dead zone.
I gotta go back to the...

Hold on.
Don't... don't... don't stop.

Stronger signal, but don't stop.

Come on.

Where is the...

Come on!

Sorry, I should have called.
It's a bad time?

- Come on in. What's up?
- Hi. Nothing.

How are things?
What's going on with the roof?

Joel's working on it,

- and, so...
- Good.

- The shoe thing was an idea...
- Listen, hold on one second, okay?

Sarah, hold on one second.
Let's talk about this in one second.

It's just my sister.
I'll just be a minute.

We gotta wrap this up. I gotta have
a little meeting across the hall.

Right. Okay.
It was my idea.

And I feel like you just
kind of took it.

You know, you said that to me
in an offhand way that morning.

It's not like we sat down
and had an official pitch meeting.

I didn't know we had
to have an official meeting.

Maybe we should take it to the people's
court or, you know, call Judge Judy.

- Let's not have a fight.
- I didn't know we had to have meeting.

I had an idea, and I feel like
if I don't start to value my ideas,

I'm gonna disappear.

Let me be part of it.

God, Sarah, I've done, like,
a million things for you over the years,

and I've never asked
for more than a thank-you.

Well, I'm asking for more.

No, wait, wait, wait.

- Hex.
- I'm using flatheads.

Yeah, I know you're using flatheads,
but it's the wrong screw.

- They're gonna pop through the shingle.
- Flatheads are fine.

You know...

I can't do this anymore.

Everything you're doing is wrong.
Do you understand that?

And if there's one thing I can't stand,
it's doing a job badly,

and you're doing this...

so badly.

It's even worse that you're treating me
like I don't know what I'm doing,

when I'm a certified contractor
who got paid, believe it or not,

a lot of money
to do what you have...

you have no idea how to do.

- What, is that it?
- Not remotely.

Really?
Well, let me hear the rest of it.

I hate that you treat me
like I'm my daughter's age.

I'm a grown-ass man.

And if I didn't have a recession

where I couldn't afford to pay my team,
I'd be up here...

All right.

Doing this job with several other
more qualified people than yourself.

- Got some anger in there, huh?
- Well...

A little spirit. I like that.

I don't think I've ever heard you say
more than five words since I knew you.

No, really.

I hear you.

And I see you.

That's coming from
my counseling sessions.

- It's working, huh?
- That's pretty good.

You could benefit from it.
You got some anger issues.

I got to tell you, I like it.

It's spunky.

Hello?

It's me.

You're gonna hate me.

I'm not gonna hate you, I like you.
I'm counting down the hours.

I can't come out.

I hate you.

It's down to me and one other person

for that understudy part.

For the European tour.

I can't pass this up.

Gordon, you got a minute?

Come on in.

It wasn't my idea, the shoe clicker.
My sister came up with it.

I don't know why I lied about it,
but I did.

How can I put this?

I don't give a rat's ass.

All right, I'll take care of it.
All right? Sorry.

Listen, you know,

your family's not a distraction,
but every time I turn around,

we've got another crisis
on our hands.

Yeah, I know.

- If you're just gonna phone it in...
- Gordon, nobody's phoning it in.

You know what I'm talking about.

I need you here, Adam, focused.

You are an essential part
of this company, okay?

And we're in trouble.

All right.

What?

Uncle Crosby!

- We're getting ready.
- I see that.

- Look at all this.
- It's gonna be awesome. Check it out.

Jabbar's favorite, orange soda.

- He loves that.
- And sun chips.

My mom said that it's okay for me
to have food in my room just this time.

- Good job.
- Eat it now because this is gonna be

probably your last chance
to ever eat food in my room.

Maybe later, though.

- Is everyone...?
- Everyone's out.

- Everyone's out?
- Why?

- You did a good job planning for this.
- Thank you. I love it.

Hey, Buddy? I have some bad news.

There's been
a change in plan, and...

- Jabbar can't come.
- Yes, he can.

He's flying tomorrow.

Flight 932,
arriving Oakland international Airport,

5:45 P.M.

- Okay, but he changed plans.
- No, he has a ticket.

Yeah, but there was
a change of plan.

Max, I'm sure he can
come back again soon, right?

Yeah, hopefully, but, you know,
who knows at this point?

What? No!
This is unacceptable!

No, this sucks!

Buddy, Buddy.
I'm in the same boat as you are.

Calm down. Max.

Take a deep breath.
Remember? We take a deep breath.

Remember?

Listen, I know you're upset.

You have every right to be, okay?
It's not fair.

Max, I know you're upset.
I'm upset too, okay?

I am. And it's not fair.

I know, all right?
Max, look at me.

But it's not gonna help

to kick and scream and yell.
Max, look at me.

We're gonna have to try and calm down
and come up with another plan.

All right? Calm down,

and come up with a plan B, okay?
Max, deep breath.

I'm gonna go watch some tv.
Do you want some extra screen time?

No tv, actually.
Maybe just a glass of water.

And I'll be right there.

You okay?

I've never seen that side of him.

He's gonna learn not to do that.
It just...

- It just takes a while.
- Good job, though.

Thanks.

I'm back in the game.

That's amazing, dad.
Thank you.

Well, you know, Joel contributed.

Your father loves me.

How does that feel?

Not sure yet.

I'm going back out there.

I read ten books on sex ed.

I think I have a better handle

on how to explain a penis
to a six-year-old girl.

I don't know if you can...

explain something.

Can we just give her five or six years
to shake off the damage we've done

- and then start fresh?
- No, babe.

I'm the mom.
She's a girl.

You have to let me make
this decision on this one.

Yeah, and if we had a boy,
you'd let me handle it?

What?

It's... When you said,
"if we had a boy",

I pictured us having a boy.

I want her to have a brother

or a sister.

We can't wait forever
on this, you know?

We always said you could build
a bedroom above the garage, so that's...

- That is perfect.
- Hold on a second.

- When are you...
- When.

Yes, that is key.
That is absolutely key.

I can't believe
we're having this conversation.

Neither can I.

What you doing?

I'm sorry. I will pay for it.

So I'm gonna pay for it?

I guess so, you just offered.

I don't know.
I feel stupid about it. Just...

I don't have money.
I don't have money to pay for it.

It's fine.

I am sorry

for this and for...

being rude to you

and treating you really badly.

I don't know, I just...

I do have to say to you,
I don't mean this as an insult, but...

I feel like you were being
a little bit irrational.

- I was?
- Yeah.

A little bit...

You know, a little
out of the ordinary.

It's about "catastrophization".

"Catastrophization."

- That's not a word.
- It's not a real word, but...

It's one that your dad
made up for me,

'cause I sometimes
"catastrophize" things.

You know,
I look into the future, and...

I see the worst.

You driving this car,

and you getting in a horrible,
awful car accident.

And me having
to go down to the scene

and seeing your body
and smell the carnage.

- What? Mom. Stop!
- I can see the people swarming around.

Stop. Stop.

I just... I know.
I'm sorry.

That's not gonna happen.

I know.

I just love you way too much.

And I don't know what I would do.

And then I think about Max

and who's gonna take care of him
when we're not around.

- Mom, I will.
- Honey, I would never do that to you.

I would never put that burden on you
to take care of your brother.

I just... I wouldn't.

It's not a burden.

I love Max.

He's my brother.

You know that.

I can't believe I'm eating snacks
and drinking soda in my bed.

I wonder if the top bunk
caved in on me if I'd die.

I don't think it would cave in.

But if it did,
I'd probably die, right?

Maybe.

Sleepovers rock.

They do.

Are you having fun?

I'm having a lot of fun, Max.

We should do this every night.

It would be...

Pretty amazing.

Good night, Haddie.

Good night, Max.

I didn't hear you pull up.

I just was inside,
said hi to mom and dad.

How's it going?

Good. Fine.

Listen, I'm really sorry
for co-opting

your idea.

And I'd like to offer you a job.

What? You said you wanted more.

Really?

You know, it'd be an internship.
It'd be in the design department.

But that would be good for you.

There'd be some money, not a lot,
but it would be a start.

That would be great.

All right.

Great. All right, so we'll...

work out some details
tomorrow, okay?

I just got to get home.

Thank you.

Thank you.