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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:21,484 This is Intercepter One, It's going down, 2 00:00:21,691 --> 00:00:24,270 I repeat, the Bogey is going down, 3 00:02:08,885 --> 00:02:11,364 Detail, attention! 4 00:02:25,794 --> 00:02:26,801 Yes, sir! 5 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,644 You! You! 6 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,163 Present arms! 7 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:15,233 Present arms! 8 00:03:21,747 --> 00:03:26,455 - Sorry l used the security phone, sir. - That's all right, Max. 9 00:03:26,668 --> 00:03:31,579 - My golf's not what it was. - This sounds crazy. l think we have a... 10 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:35,250 Max, what could be worse than invading Europe? 11 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:37,593 After you, sir. 12 00:03:46,565 --> 00:03:49,815 - Brief me. - lt entered our air space last night. 13 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:52,856 lt made a mockery of our intercepters. 14 00:03:53,072 --> 00:03:56,939 According to our pilots, it suffered a malfunction and crashed in the desert. 15 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,780 Was there a crew or any survivors? 16 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:04,742 The egg-heads found the remains of two creatures and pulled the engine out. 17 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,249 They want time to study it. 18 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:11,675 - Has the press gotten wind of this? - We don't think so, sir. 19 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:14,671 But we can't keep this on ice indefinitely. 20 00:04:18,641 --> 00:04:20,847 Get rid of it. 21 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,018 Right away, sir. 22 00:05:03,983 --> 00:05:06,900 So, what l've attempted to do here 23 00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:12,235 is to instill in you a basic scientific curiosity about the world we live in. 24 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:15,653 Sherman, tell me about your science project. 25 00:05:15,871 --> 00:05:20,533 Mr Roberts, l've studied the accuracy of the Gregorian calender 26 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:23,040 in relation to the vernal equinox. 27 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:26,255 Good. Ellie, tell me about yours. 28 00:05:26,466 --> 00:05:29,134 Well, Mr Roberts, l'm doing the... 29 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:31,335 l want you to listen! 30 00:05:31,554 --> 00:05:35,552 l'm doing the effects of ultaviolet rays on plant fungus. 31 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:39,218 That's outta sight, Ellie. Would you call me Bob? 32 00:05:39,438 --> 00:05:42,059 Only the pigs call me Mister. 33 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:50,863 They're not getting away with it. Harlan! 34 00:05:51,076 --> 00:05:54,030 Why not tell us about your science project? 35 00:05:54,246 --> 00:05:55,954 What? 36 00:05:56,165 --> 00:06:00,032 This is science class. Your science project? 37 00:06:03,381 --> 00:06:06,167 - l'm working on it. - You're working on it? 38 00:06:15,269 --> 00:06:17,143 Hey, Mike. 39 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,438 Ciao, babe! 40 00:06:26,906 --> 00:06:29,611 How is that, two weeks before graduation, 41 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:34,618 a man of your mechanical capabilities hasn't finished his science project? 42 00:06:34,832 --> 00:06:38,746 l've been working at Charlie's garage. lt cuts into my free time. 43 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:41,713 - Yeah. - You know. 44 00:06:41,964 --> 00:06:46,626 l don't make the rules around here, but bottom line, golden rule - 45 00:06:46,845 --> 00:06:49,466 no project, no diploma, babe. 46 00:06:49,681 --> 00:06:51,970 Oh, yeah. 47 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:56,811 l thought l could, maybe, rebuild a carburettor if that's OK. 48 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:59,939 Come on, Harlan. You do that in your sleep. 49 00:07:00,151 --> 00:07:02,903 Do something special, something original. 50 00:07:03,113 --> 00:07:05,236 Come on, man. 51 00:07:05,449 --> 00:07:08,284 And don't forget your science final tomorrow. 52 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:13,156 Hey, man. l don't like to hassle you, Mike. Have a nice day. 53 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:16,036 - Nice day? - Yeah. Come on! 54 00:07:16,252 --> 00:07:21,543 l was your age once - in the '60s when all you needed to finish school was a Frisbee. 55 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,834 A gas mask helped! 56 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:28,429 - See ya later, Bob. - Protest songs, white rabbits. 57 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:33,135 TNT didn't hurt anything. ''Take tea and see''. 58 00:07:42,447 --> 00:07:44,439 Free love! 59 00:07:45,075 --> 00:07:49,203 Cosmo says that today is the day, so get rid of 'em. 60 00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:51,655 Hey, Crystal. How you doin'? 61 00:07:51,874 --> 00:07:54,495 Michael, l can't keep this mink wheel. 62 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:56,916 What? Why not? 63 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,882 We must seek different destinies, Michael. 64 00:08:00,092 --> 00:08:03,009 Our song is over, finis. Comprendez? 65 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:07,633 No, wait a second. Talk English, will you, Crystal? 66 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:11,514 You're more interested in your stupid GTO than me. 67 00:08:11,729 --> 00:08:16,806 Wait. Whose name is on my fender? Yours! Don't we go out all the time? Don't we? 68 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:20,478 - To car shows, drag racing, junkyards. - So what? 69 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:25,823 - That's not what l want. - So what do you want, Crystal? Him? 70 00:08:26,037 --> 00:08:31,825 Michael, l want to be swept off my feet, seranaded, worshipped like a goddess. 71 00:08:32,043 --> 00:08:34,450 Come on! Bullshit! 72 00:08:34,671 --> 00:08:40,176 That is exactly what my ''Cosmo'' romantiscope said you'd say, Michael. 73 00:08:40,928 --> 00:08:43,680 Ta-ta for ever, monkey wrench! 74 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:50,300 Romantiscope?! 75 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:57,403 Ellie, l know it's short notice but l was wondering if you wanted to go to the prom? 76 00:08:57,613 --> 00:09:00,365 Look, Sherman, can we talk about it later? 77 00:09:00,575 --> 00:09:04,786 Gotcha! Finally! Now l need some information from you, OK? 78 00:09:04,995 --> 00:09:09,538 - Pull the plug will you? - lt's for the yearbook. l need stats now! 79 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:12,705 - You got lousy timing. - l know. 80 00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:16,871 lt's a flaw in my character. Now, what's your sign, Harlan? 81 00:09:17,093 --> 00:09:18,920 Pontiac. 82 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:22,632 ''Bimbo leaves Harlan in limbo!'' 83 00:09:24,392 --> 00:09:28,176 Makes a great yearbook headline, don't you think? 84 00:09:30,899 --> 00:09:33,306 Newsflash update. 85 00:09:33,527 --> 00:09:37,228 - l dumped Crystal. - That is not what l heard. 86 00:09:37,448 --> 00:09:39,902 - No? - No! 87 00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:45,704 OK. What do you want to know? 88 00:09:45,915 --> 00:09:47,954 - Your major? - Yeah. 89 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:52,629 Major? l don't know. Auto shop. 90 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:57,086 - Favourite video game? - ''World Series''. 91 00:09:57,302 --> 00:10:00,256 All right, how many times did you see ''Jedi''? 92 00:10:00,473 --> 00:10:04,008 - l never saw ''Jedi''. - You never saw ''Jedi''? 93 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:07,228 Have you been under a car for ten years? 94 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:11,935 - All right, what do you like? - What do l like? l like cars. 95 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:16,861 l like Springsteen. l like...l like my goat, you know. 96 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,782 - Goat? - Yeah. 97 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,910 - OK, yeah, but...? - But what? 98 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,447 What do you do in your spare time? 99 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,908 Cars. Bye. 100 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,753 What goat?! 101 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,588 l want you! 102 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:41,220 Mike! So what's the dish, cousin fish? What happened? Talk to me. 103 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:44,269 - What? With who? - With Crystal. 104 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:47,148 Everybody know about this but me? 105 00:10:47,358 --> 00:10:51,521 ln ''Dynasty'', this guy got a girl back with a Chihuahua fur coat! 106 00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:55,865 Vince! She doesn't want a fur coat. She doesn't even want me. 107 00:10:56,075 --> 00:11:01,995 - Yeah? What does she want? - l don't know. She wants to be...romanced. 108 00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:06,834 - Swept off her feet. - l'd sweep her off her feet with a left! 109 00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:11,422 - A girl pulls that back in Brooklyn. Bam! - OK, Vince. 110 00:11:12,426 --> 00:11:15,795 Hey. You're cool, right? You're cool? 111 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:19,932 Yeah. 112 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:22,100 l'm cool. 113 00:11:22,313 --> 00:11:24,389 l don't know, Vince. 114 00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:28,438 - Crystal. - Why can't women be like cars? 115 00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:31,143 You put gas in a car and you cruise. 116 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:36,065 Try and treat that girl nice and she leaves me in the dust. 117 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:42,910 You know, my old man says treat broads like dirt and they love ya. 118 00:11:43,127 --> 00:11:45,795 Yeah? What's your old lady say? 119 00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:51,877 My parents are divorced. That's how come l'm living in the sticks with the old man. 120 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:57,386 - What did Sawyer want? - l don't know. Yearbook stats. 121 00:11:57,601 --> 00:12:00,174 - l hit on Sawyer once. - Yeah? 122 00:12:00,396 --> 00:12:03,266 l tried to give her this ltalian macho bod! 123 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,602 - What did she do? - Poor girl lost out! 124 00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:11,730 Called me a word l had to look up in the dictionary. Psych majors are trouble. 125 00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:15,948 - l'm serious! - Check this out. l put in new lifters. 126 00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:18,998 - Blow Matuski away! - Matuski's a fag! 127 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,039 Yeah, man! Let's roll! 128 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:30,209 Come on, Sawyer! Move that thing away! 129 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:33,097 Come on! Get it out of there! 130 00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:51,073 - What's going on, Sawyer? - lf l knew that, Harlan, l'd fix it! 131 00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:58,874 OK! Come on, you're holding everybody up. Get in the car. 132 00:13:01,087 --> 00:13:03,293 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 133 00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,592 Motorhead Mike! 134 00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:12,845 Show-off! 135 00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,812 l don't believe this. 136 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,582 OK, Sawyer. What's going on? 137 00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:43,791 Distributor caps don't just pop off unless you want 'em to. 138 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,836 OK. 139 00:13:46,804 --> 00:13:49,046 lt's confession time. 140 00:13:50,599 --> 00:13:54,893 l need you to save me from being voted Senior Class Spinster. 141 00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:56,978 What? 142 00:14:01,361 --> 00:14:03,899 Be a boy scout and give me a date. 143 00:14:10,829 --> 00:14:12,620 Sawyer! 144 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,788 Too much! 145 00:14:23,302 --> 00:14:25,129 OK. 146 00:14:25,345 --> 00:14:28,844 OK, Sawyer. l'll pick you up at eight. Be outside. 147 00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:34,431 - Outside? Won't you meet my parents? - Yeah. Outside. No way. 148 00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:38,186 You're better with cars than with people. 149 00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:41,402 Look, if you don't want to do this, it's fine... 150 00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:45,355 No, Harlan. Really. l'll be outside at eight. Fine. 151 00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:47,532 OK. 152 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:55,533 Oh, yeah, one more thing. Do you read that mag ''Cosmo''? 153 00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:58,960 That rag? Are you kidding? 154 00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,584 Good. 155 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,176 - Harlan? - What? 156 00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:11,309 The name's Ellie not Sawyer, OK? 157 00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:14,138 Right. Ellie. 158 00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:20,355 Hey, let's move it or we'll move it for ya! 159 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:25,033 - Let's go, Sherm the worm! - Move the heap, gonad. 160 00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:27,283 Get it outta the way! 161 00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:54,270 Here you are. A bit more! 162 00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:57,401 lt's so good! 163 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:06,616 Mikey! Mike! 164 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:08,870 This is my kid here. 165 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:12,915 - Hi. - l didn't expect you home so early. 166 00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:15,502 l...l got take-out here. 167 00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:18,716 Why don't you grab yourself a table? 168 00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,966 Oh, no, no. That's OK. 169 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,848 Oh, Mike, l'd like you meet Delores. 170 00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:30,891 She's the sales representative for... 171 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,230 - Betty-Jo. - Betty-Jo Cosmetics. 172 00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:38,316 - How do you do, Michael? - Hi. 173 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,533 l'm so pleased to make your acquaintance. 174 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:49,156 l gotta get going. l've got a date. l'll just...l'll just take a beer. 175 00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:51,998 Nice meeting you, Louise. 176 00:16:52,214 --> 00:16:54,456 Come on, Skipper. 177 00:16:54,675 --> 00:16:57,047 Ciao, Michael. 178 00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,926 Louise? 179 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:17,735 - You're really out to impress me, Harlan! - What? 180 00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:22,115 - Breaking and entering on a first date! - Come on! 181 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:25,082 l can't believe this. 182 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,205 l must have a masochistic tendency l didn't know about. 183 00:17:29,421 --> 00:17:32,956 Doesn't anybody wine and dine a girl any more? 184 00:17:33,175 --> 00:17:35,214 Come on! 185 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:39,217 Keep it down, will you? Get down! 186 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,223 Oh, come on, Harlan. Wait up! Harlan! 187 00:17:56,201 --> 00:18:02,203 This may be a stupid question, but what are we doing in a junkyard? 188 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,994 - This isn't just any junkyard. - What's special about it? 189 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,248 lt used to be an old military testing ground. 190 00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:16,465 Now they just dump all their old junk here. l thought you'd like it. 191 00:18:16,682 --> 00:18:20,893 - You want to be a reporter, don't you? - Yeah. Or a psych. 192 00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:24,720 - What's that got to do with anything? - Look around. 193 00:18:25,899 --> 00:18:28,770 Everything here's got a story behind it. 194 00:18:31,698 --> 00:18:36,988 Yeah. You know, you're right. l never really thought about it. 195 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,831 Harlan! 196 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:48,167 What are we doing here? 197 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:52,255 l need a project to graduate. 198 00:18:53,263 --> 00:18:56,014 l can't do anything scientific. 199 00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:59,723 What l can do is...is restore old machines. 200 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:04,637 l might find something to pass off as my science project. 201 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,530 Michael! Are you OK? 202 00:19:09,739 --> 00:19:12,609 Yeah. Just get that light out of my eyes. 203 00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:14,319 Sorry. 204 00:19:43,318 --> 00:19:48,275 - What is it down there? - l don't know. A fallout shelter or something. 205 00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:14,806 ''You can protect yourself from radioactive fallout.'' 206 00:20:20,442 --> 00:20:24,818 - Michael, what is it? - Nothing. Please keep your voice down. 207 00:20:25,697 --> 00:20:27,820 OK. 208 00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:52,181 Michael, where are you? 209 00:20:58,275 --> 00:21:02,438 Michael, it's really spooky up here. Please come back. 210 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,770 Yeah. Just a second. 211 00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:30,261 ''Property of US Government''. 212 00:21:35,398 --> 00:21:38,981 Michael, l think l heard something. 213 00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:47,285 ''To be opened by authorized personnel 214 00:21:47,495 --> 00:21:50,745 ''only under controlled conditions''. 215 00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:46,512 - Ellie, toss me that big light. - OK. 216 00:22:48,644 --> 00:22:50,138 Thanks. 217 00:22:59,031 --> 00:23:00,691 What...? 218 00:23:12,671 --> 00:23:15,957 Michael, please come out so l can see you. 219 00:23:19,887 --> 00:23:21,926 Hey, Ellie? 220 00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:28,847 OK, that's it, Harlan. 221 00:23:29,064 --> 00:23:31,637 This is the end of the line for me. 222 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:35,808 What are you doing up there? We've gotta get outta here. 223 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:39,695 - On that ratty ground? - There are worse things than rats. 224 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:44,237 - Yeah? Such as what? - You kids! Hold it right there! 225 00:23:44,455 --> 00:23:46,862 - Jail. Come on! - Oh, God! 226 00:23:53,215 --> 00:23:55,540 This is Federal property! 227 00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:03,475 Just great! l'm gonna get arrested and end up in some woman's prison somewhere. 228 00:24:03,685 --> 00:24:06,556 Will you stop talking and run?! 229 00:24:09,942 --> 00:24:13,026 - So, you come here often? - Come on! 230 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:18,361 Come on, girl. Let's get 'em. 231 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:23,492 So what do you do for fun? 232 00:24:23,707 --> 00:24:25,746 Hurry up. 233 00:24:25,959 --> 00:24:28,794 Stop, you two! Freeze! 234 00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:31,748 Hold it! 235 00:24:40,308 --> 00:24:43,179 - Well, a night to remember. - Look, l... 236 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:47,182 What was that? 237 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,819 l don't get it. 238 00:25:00,288 --> 00:25:02,494 What did you do? 239 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:06,836 Nothing. lt just died. Doesn't make sense. l just tuned this thing. 240 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:11,588 - What's going on? - Don't ask me. You're the car nut. 241 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,263 - What's going on? - l don't know. 242 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,780 Damn! 243 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:39,573 Lucky we're close to town. 244 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:43,455 - Yeah? How's that lucky? - We can walk. 245 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,294 - Not me. - What are you talking about? 246 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:50,590 - l'm stayin' here. - Staying here? Why? 247 00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:54,678 First, l'd never leave my goat here, all right? 248 00:25:54,890 --> 00:25:59,932 Secondly, if l walked into town the whole world would know l broke down. 249 00:26:00,146 --> 00:26:03,846 - Come on! lt happens to everybody. - Not to me. 250 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:06,853 Then why are we standing here? 251 00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:23,950 - Oh, thanks. - Are you OK? 252 00:26:24,171 --> 00:26:27,457 l got a little car problem. Can l use your radio? 253 00:26:27,717 --> 00:26:29,544 Sure. 254 00:26:30,428 --> 00:26:32,586 - Can l get channel 18? - Yeah. 255 00:26:34,808 --> 00:26:40,394 - Slower... - BrookIyn Boy! Do you read me? 256 00:26:43,192 --> 00:26:45,315 Rene... 257 00:26:45,528 --> 00:26:48,233 BrookIyn Boy, read me? 258 00:26:48,448 --> 00:26:51,200 Whoa! Come on. 259 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:55,363 Wait a minute. Wait. Oh, man! 260 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:58,249 Mike, is that you? 261 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:02,207 Yeah, it's me. Listen, l got an SOS, OK? 262 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,956 Five miles north of town on 73, do you read me? 263 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:09,627 - Hey, l'm comin'. Chill out. - Hey, Vinnie! 264 00:27:09,847 --> 00:27:12,801 My partner needs me. We're outta here. 265 00:27:13,017 --> 00:27:15,341 So what am l? Kryptonite? 266 00:27:24,195 --> 00:27:27,315 - Do you want a sip? - l don't like beer. 267 00:27:29,284 --> 00:27:31,075 Right. 268 00:27:32,288 --> 00:27:35,407 Sawyer and Harlan! 269 00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:38,541 Wait till Crystal finds out about this. 270 00:27:38,753 --> 00:27:40,745 Rene, zip it up! 271 00:27:43,425 --> 00:27:47,886 Hey, you punks! Move that piece of junk to the side of the road. 272 00:27:48,097 --> 00:27:50,635 Sit on this, butt plug! 273 00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:55,433 Punk! 274 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:00,230 All right! Yeah! 275 00:28:05,407 --> 00:28:07,814 OK, ease up. This is it. 276 00:28:10,913 --> 00:28:13,830 That's good, Vinnie. 277 00:28:24,929 --> 00:28:27,501 Not now. l'm not in the mood no more. 278 00:28:27,723 --> 00:28:32,100 - You'll be begging me later. - lf you're lucky. 279 00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:45,696 Motorhead Mike broke down? Wait till we spread that around school. 280 00:28:47,452 --> 00:28:50,369 l had a...really neat time tonight. 281 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:55,668 Yeah. Sure you did! 282 00:28:55,879 --> 00:28:59,295 No, no, really. lt was... 283 00:29:02,719 --> 00:29:04,758 lt was a surprise. 284 00:29:08,851 --> 00:29:10,927 Like you, Harlan. 285 00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:24,357 Hey, Ellie? 286 00:29:24,785 --> 00:29:27,572 The name is Michael. 287 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:29,697 OK? 288 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:33,532 OK, Michael. 289 00:29:34,796 --> 00:29:37,880 - Good night. - 'Night. 290 00:29:40,886 --> 00:29:43,803 - Let's go, Vinnie! - Blasting off! 291 00:29:48,436 --> 00:29:51,307 l thought you had dibs on Sawyer, Sherm. 292 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:54,477 Look, do we have a deal or what? 293 00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:58,476 Messing with Harlan and Tonto's gonna cost ya. 294 00:29:59,823 --> 00:30:02,740 - How much? - One video cassette. 295 00:30:02,952 --> 00:30:06,036 - Term paper. - Science project. 296 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,199 You got it! 297 00:30:11,962 --> 00:30:13,871 Let's go. 298 00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:24,053 Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, 299 00:30:24,267 --> 00:30:26,141 ninety-nine, 300 00:30:26,353 --> 00:30:28,511 one hundred. 301 00:30:32,817 --> 00:30:37,146 You ain't exactly been the perfect date, Vinnie. 302 00:30:37,364 --> 00:30:41,278 - You ain't exactly been a perfect date. - Since when? 303 00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:45,195 Since you still ain't turned into a pepperoni pizza! 304 00:30:45,415 --> 00:30:50,123 Well, you can just drift, hum hole! The sock ain't foolin' anyone! 305 00:30:50,795 --> 00:30:56,501 Poor girl. You know, l've seen this movie where this haunted car flames guys out. 306 00:30:56,719 --> 00:31:01,048 Yeah! Wonder what the hell shorted out the electrical system. 307 00:31:02,475 --> 00:31:07,267 - This starter's totally shot! - l swear somebody's got it in for you, Mikey. 308 00:31:07,481 --> 00:31:11,264 - lt pisses me off. - l remember this ''Mannix''. 309 00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:16,396 These dudes are after another dude so they put dynamite in the first dude's car. 310 00:31:16,616 --> 00:31:20,199 - When he turns the ignition... - He gets flamed, right? 311 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,781 - You seen it too? - Oh, Vinnie! 312 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:27,198 What's this piece of junk? 313 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:31,120 l don't know. l found that at old Dawson Field. 314 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,257 Figured l'd pass it off as my science project. 315 00:31:34,468 --> 00:31:37,255 Well, good luck. You'll need it. 316 00:31:37,764 --> 00:31:40,302 Yeah. Thanks for helping me out, Vinnie. 317 00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:43,222 No sweat. See ya at the brain fest tomorrow. 318 00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:46,141 - OK. Take it easy. - Yeah, 'night. 319 00:31:46,356 --> 00:31:48,313 Good night. 320 00:32:20,226 --> 00:32:22,978 Somebody's definitely got it in for you, Mikey. 321 00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:28,431 - Yeah? Like who? - Some low-octane type. Crystal, maybe. 322 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:30,063 Right. 323 00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:46,858 Vinnie? 324 00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:49,569 Holy sh... 325 00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:52,946 - Look at this! - My God! 326 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,281 - You all right? - Yeah. 327 00:34:04,716 --> 00:34:09,092 - What do you think it is? - Could be an engine. 328 00:34:09,304 --> 00:34:11,629 But an engine to what? 329 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:16,847 l wonder what this thing runs on. 330 00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:18,723 Unleaded. 331 00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:21,982 - Maybe premium! - Shut up, Vinnie! 332 00:34:24,571 --> 00:34:27,487 Holy smoke! My box! Ga... 333 00:34:28,909 --> 00:34:32,693 - What happened? - l don't know. Brand-new batteries. 334 00:34:32,913 --> 00:34:36,033 - Yeah. - That pisses me off. 335 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:40,200 Go get that battery. l wanna run some juice through this. 336 00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:42,663 All right. Move, move. 337 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:45,799 - OK, hook it up. - Why me? 338 00:34:46,010 --> 00:34:51,171 lf it blows up in your face you've got nothin' to lose. OK, move outta the way. 339 00:34:51,392 --> 00:34:54,144 Where shall l put this? 340 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,808 l don't know. Be careful. 341 00:34:57,732 --> 00:34:59,771 Shit! 342 00:34:59,985 --> 00:35:05,405 - Put that thing out! lt'll blow up. - l'm getting outta here. 343 00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:07,654 Holy smoke! 344 00:35:08,911 --> 00:35:11,663 What's it doing? Vince! 345 00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:17,123 What was that noise? 346 00:35:18,379 --> 00:35:22,246 - Look, look, look. - Yeah! Disconnect it! 347 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,172 You disconnect it. l'll watch. 348 00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:30,680 What's it doing? 349 00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:33,346 Vince? 350 00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:35,306 Weird! 351 00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:47,697 We're hallucinating, right? 352 00:35:49,163 --> 00:35:54,323 No ''Outer Limits'' l ever seen had this stuff before. What do we do? 353 00:35:55,545 --> 00:35:58,083 We disconnect it. Come on. 354 00:35:58,298 --> 00:36:01,085 You disconnect it. l'll watch. 355 00:36:01,301 --> 00:36:04,006 - Go ahead. l'll stand guard. - Yeah. 356 00:36:10,228 --> 00:36:12,303 OK. 357 00:36:22,408 --> 00:36:26,453 Mike, remember the show in which the Egyptian vase just... 358 00:36:26,663 --> 00:36:28,786 Give it a rest. OK, Vince? 359 00:36:28,999 --> 00:36:31,370 Yeah, sure. l'm cool. Yeah. 360 00:36:31,584 --> 00:36:35,748 - Yeah, we're working on the car. - l don't work on the car. 361 00:36:35,964 --> 00:36:38,881 - Should we tell sombody...? - No. Not yet. 362 00:36:41,262 --> 00:36:43,753 The science final! Grab that thing! 363 00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:46,841 Just grab it! Come on! 364 00:36:49,937 --> 00:36:52,392 Put that on there. 365 00:36:52,607 --> 00:36:55,478 - That's good. - OK. Come on. 366 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:01,983 That's weird. 367 00:37:04,663 --> 00:37:08,031 Wait a second. lt's gotta be wrong. 368 00:37:08,249 --> 00:37:12,247 So how come everybody's leaving like school's over? 369 00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:14,953 - l don't know. - Stay tuned. 370 00:37:15,174 --> 00:37:18,460 - We went two hours into the future. - What? 371 00:37:25,226 --> 00:37:29,687 Sherm! How's life in the fat lane? 372 00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:33,682 Vince Latello, comedian. You guys lost or something? 373 00:37:33,902 --> 00:37:37,603 We're not lost, Sherman. We came for...a book. 374 00:37:37,824 --> 00:37:41,158 - A car book? - No, not a car book. 375 00:37:41,369 --> 00:37:45,413 A book about...strange things. 376 00:37:45,623 --> 00:37:49,039 - Like Vince? - Sayonara, big nose. Hold me back. 377 00:37:49,252 --> 00:37:54,377 Take it easy. Look, Sherman, we just want this book. Help us out, OK? 378 00:37:54,592 --> 00:37:56,631 - OK. - OK. 379 00:37:57,303 --> 00:37:59,757 What kind of strange things? 380 00:37:59,972 --> 00:38:02,973 Well...sort of like stuff... 381 00:38:04,394 --> 00:38:09,768 Stuff vanishes then stuff comes in from other times, but you can't touch the stuff. 382 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:15,488 - 'Cause it kinda disappeared. - Like you if you flap your fish lips again! 383 00:38:15,698 --> 00:38:20,573 - That sounds like magic which is section... - No, magic's make-believe. 384 00:38:20,787 --> 00:38:24,832 Yeah, we're talking about the flip side of reality. 385 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,912 Well, this is the science section. 386 00:38:28,128 --> 00:38:30,666 lt's about as real as you can get. 387 00:38:30,881 --> 00:38:33,087 What's the title? 388 00:38:33,301 --> 00:38:34,878 What? 389 00:38:35,095 --> 00:38:36,671 Author. 390 00:38:36,887 --> 00:38:40,422 - l don't know. - Well, what's it about? 391 00:38:40,642 --> 00:38:43,643 Monsters, flying lawn-mowers, weird shit! 392 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:46,855 No, no. lt's about these two guys, right? 393 00:38:47,066 --> 00:38:52,108 They go into this room and these things come in and out of the walls. 394 00:38:52,322 --> 00:38:56,401 - Sounds weird all right. - See, these guys leave this room. 395 00:38:56,617 --> 00:39:01,908 - lt's two hours into the future. - Only it felt like ten minutes to the two guys. 396 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:07,117 That sounds like we're dealing with a time-space warp. 397 00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:11,666 - A time-space what? - Warp. A time-space warp. 398 00:39:12,927 --> 00:39:15,299 - How does it work? - Simple. 399 00:39:15,513 --> 00:39:21,516 lt's kinda like breaking through the barriers between time, space and all dimensions. 400 00:39:21,728 --> 00:39:24,183 You mean outer space? 401 00:39:25,691 --> 00:39:27,814 Yeah. Right. 402 00:39:28,486 --> 00:39:31,688 - So, they're all connected? - Precisely. 403 00:39:31,906 --> 00:39:36,983 They coexist within the same space on different planes of reality, that's all. 404 00:39:37,203 --> 00:39:42,114 So, like, something could warp in from one dimension to another? 405 00:39:42,334 --> 00:39:46,960 - Sure, but only if the warp got outta control. - Outta control how? 406 00:39:47,172 --> 00:39:51,751 Einstein theorised it would take great power to break through a barrier. 407 00:39:51,969 --> 00:39:57,094 The danger is, once you unleash the power, you'd lose control of it. 408 00:39:57,309 --> 00:40:01,638 - Yeah, and then what? - Earth's energy field would go crazy. 409 00:40:01,856 --> 00:40:06,268 A chain reaction could start. Weather could change. 410 00:40:06,485 --> 00:40:09,521 And boom! You're all cosmic dust! 411 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:16,744 - Hey, Mike. Banks! - What? 412 00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:22,329 We point the gizmo at the greenery. Bammo! lt vanishes into our car. We make a fortune! 413 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,786 Your pilot light is out. 414 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:29,217 - Well, what do we do with it? - lt's my science project, remember? 415 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:33,176 Turn it in, get my diploma and kiss this school goodbye. 416 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:36,724 - You're pullin' my zucchini. - You got a better suggestion? 417 00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:39,853 Yeah. l say we sell it to ''60 Minutes''. 418 00:40:40,064 --> 00:40:41,521 ''60 Minutes''? 419 00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:47,652 - See ya. - There he is. Bob! 420 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:52,277 - Listen, about the... - You cut my science final. Where were you? 421 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:55,246 - ln the auto shop. - ln the ozone. 422 00:40:55,456 --> 00:40:59,073 ln the ozone, blow zone! l'm tired of you four Fs. 423 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:05,129 l'll tell you one thing, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get Ds. 424 00:41:05,341 --> 00:41:09,718 - Hey, l'll take it. - l wanted to talk about my science project. 425 00:41:09,930 --> 00:41:13,050 Maybe you'd come by and take a look at it. 426 00:41:13,267 --> 00:41:17,975 l'm off to an anti-war alumni meeting and l'm late. Can you dig it? 427 00:41:18,188 --> 00:41:22,352 - You're the only one who'd understand this. - Don't bet on it. 428 00:41:22,568 --> 00:41:24,975 - Give us a break. - All right. 429 00:41:25,196 --> 00:41:28,861 - l'll be here grading papers at nine o'clock. - Nine o'clock? 430 00:41:29,076 --> 00:41:31,567 What are we fighting for? 431 00:41:31,787 --> 00:41:35,285 Don't ask me I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam 432 00:41:35,499 --> 00:41:38,286 So how come you didn't tell him? 433 00:41:38,502 --> 00:41:44,042 - We got a door to the ''Twilight Zone''? - You're gonna blow his doors off with this! 434 00:41:44,259 --> 00:41:49,420 - Yeah. You got any change, Vinnie? - School tax, jellyfish. Come on. 435 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,965 Here. Drift! 436 00:41:52,184 --> 00:41:54,509 He had to take a leak. 437 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:13,783 - Hello. - Hey, EIIie, It's me, MichaeI, 438 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:17,913 - Hi, Michael. - WouId you Iike to go out tonight? 439 00:42:18,129 --> 00:42:21,794 - Sure. l'd like to. - CouId you bring your camera? 440 00:42:22,009 --> 00:42:24,298 - My camera? - To take pictures, 441 00:42:24,511 --> 00:42:27,382 We're not going to a junkyard, are we? 442 00:42:38,443 --> 00:42:40,482 To a great life. 443 00:42:42,865 --> 00:42:45,486 You're all mine. 444 00:42:45,701 --> 00:42:48,617 You're all mine. 445 00:43:00,634 --> 00:43:04,298 - What the hell happened here? - Oh, Mike! 446 00:43:04,513 --> 00:43:08,345 How do you like the colour scheme? Delores did it. 447 00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:10,884 You remember Delores? 448 00:43:11,104 --> 00:43:13,143 Hello, Michael. 449 00:43:13,356 --> 00:43:16,191 lt's so lovely to see you again. 450 00:43:17,486 --> 00:43:20,059 Lovely. Lovely. 451 00:43:21,324 --> 00:43:23,695 l hardly recognise the place. 452 00:43:32,544 --> 00:43:37,835 l know we shouldn't have gone off to Reno to get married like lovesick puppies! 453 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:41,584 Don't worry, sugarplum. l'll have a talk with him. 454 00:43:46,517 --> 00:43:50,349 You are going to socialise with your new stepmother. 455 00:43:50,563 --> 00:43:52,935 Do l make myself clear? 456 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,272 Stepmother?! 457 00:44:13,255 --> 00:44:15,460 Quiet, Skipper. 458 00:44:24,225 --> 00:44:26,134 Eyes right! 459 00:44:35,278 --> 00:44:37,187 Burn it! 460 00:44:38,699 --> 00:44:41,154 Any time, Vinnie. 461 00:44:41,369 --> 00:44:43,243 Vinnie? 462 00:44:45,248 --> 00:44:47,371 Open sesame! 463 00:44:50,963 --> 00:44:53,038 Watch out, watch out. 464 00:44:55,884 --> 00:44:58,719 What is this? Night school? 465 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:03,259 - Something's going on around here. - What did they rip off in the auto shop? 466 00:45:07,147 --> 00:45:11,226 ''Who's the father of the H-bomb? Boy George.'' 467 00:45:13,570 --> 00:45:16,524 That's nuclear power for ya. 468 00:45:19,035 --> 00:45:22,819 - Sorry we're late. - l'd given up on you guys. 469 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,827 l really appreciate this. Here it is. 470 00:45:28,545 --> 00:45:32,459 What is it? Put it on the table. l'll get a look at it. 471 00:45:32,675 --> 00:45:34,917 You don't know what it is? 472 00:45:35,136 --> 00:45:37,923 l'm just testing you guys! 473 00:45:38,181 --> 00:45:40,008 Yeah. 474 00:45:40,225 --> 00:45:44,970 OK. Now, watch this. Press these two things, right? 475 00:45:45,939 --> 00:45:47,931 See those lights? 476 00:45:48,150 --> 00:45:49,893 Weird! 477 00:45:50,110 --> 00:45:53,693 - Yeah. - Listen when l pull these levers out. 478 00:45:56,993 --> 00:45:58,321 And back. 479 00:46:01,331 --> 00:46:03,951 Pretty amazing, huh, Bob? 480 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:08,117 - lt's incredible, huh? - Psychedelic! 481 00:46:08,339 --> 00:46:10,545 - Go on. Touch it. - Yeah? 482 00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:12,549 Go ahead. 483 00:46:17,933 --> 00:46:22,226 What we should do first is find out what metal this is. 484 00:46:22,437 --> 00:46:26,517 Here we go. Have you seen my neo-spector? 485 00:46:27,735 --> 00:46:30,356 Let's just... 486 00:46:34,576 --> 00:46:37,493 lt's unreal. l mean... 487 00:46:37,705 --> 00:46:41,536 lt doesn't... lt doesn't show up on our metal spector. 488 00:46:43,627 --> 00:46:48,254 l mean, it's some sort of... lt's some sort of power plant. 489 00:46:48,466 --> 00:46:50,957 Hear that, Mike? lt's an engine! 490 00:46:51,177 --> 00:46:55,471 - An engine for what? - Wait, where did you guys dig this up? 491 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:59,893 - Michael found it at the... - No. l found it at the... 492 00:47:00,103 --> 00:47:03,721 at the old junk yard outside of town, Sam's place. 493 00:47:03,941 --> 00:47:06,562 l'd like to know whose it was. 494 00:47:06,778 --> 00:47:10,645 This is generating power and light without heat, Michael. 495 00:47:10,866 --> 00:47:14,033 - How is that possible? - lt's not possible. 496 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:17,871 l mean, not on this world, anyway. 497 00:47:18,081 --> 00:47:20,750 Whoa! What world are we talking about? 498 00:47:20,959 --> 00:47:23,746 - lt's broken. - Vinnie, get that battery. 499 00:47:23,963 --> 00:47:26,454 Wait. Bob, why would that be broken? 500 00:47:26,674 --> 00:47:31,550 Because if it isn't broken, Michael, this is older than Earth. All right? 501 00:47:31,764 --> 00:47:35,547 Bob, wait until you see this. Hook it up, Vinnie. 502 00:47:35,767 --> 00:47:39,053 - No. You hook it up. - l did it last time.. 503 00:47:39,271 --> 00:47:42,391 - l'm not going near this thing. - Vinnie, please... 504 00:47:42,608 --> 00:47:44,980 Wait! l'll hook it up. 505 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:47,863 OK, Bob. 506 00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:54,655 lt goes on these things. 507 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,907 All right. 508 00:48:11,932 --> 00:48:14,684 - Look at that. - Wow! 509 00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:19,222 l seen lights like this at a Ozzy Osbourne concert. 510 00:48:19,482 --> 00:48:23,527 Can you imagine the advanced alien civilisation that created this? 511 00:48:23,737 --> 00:48:28,279 l mean, this is... This is bigger than all of us. 512 00:48:29,284 --> 00:48:32,155 This is... This is bigger. 513 00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:36,745 Bigger than any of us. This is bigger than the planet. 514 00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:39,453 lt's... 515 00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:42,340 lt's even bigger than the solar system. 516 00:48:42,549 --> 00:48:46,712 Bob, is this like when you said we could smoke banana peel? 517 00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:50,097 Oh, ye of little faith! 518 00:48:50,307 --> 00:48:53,806 - What is it, Bob? - l'll tell you what it is. 519 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:57,934 lt's a time-space warp that's created by this gizmo 520 00:48:58,149 --> 00:49:01,565 and we can travel through time and space. 521 00:49:01,778 --> 00:49:04,446 Yeah? Let's call ''People'' magazine. 522 00:49:04,656 --> 00:49:07,408 No. l vote we tell the police. 523 00:49:07,618 --> 00:49:11,201 The pigs? No pigs! No. No! 524 00:49:11,414 --> 00:49:14,035 - Unhook it, Vince. - No! 525 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,823 Don't you touch that, Vince. 526 00:49:21,966 --> 00:49:24,255 lt's an implosion meltdown. 527 00:49:24,469 --> 00:49:26,876 Whoa. lt slimed out the battery. 528 00:49:28,349 --> 00:49:32,643 - What shall we do, Bob? - l'll show you what we'll do. 529 00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,121 Who hit the lights? What's going on? 530 00:49:54,336 --> 00:50:00,006 Forget it. Let's do it anyway. Come on. All right! Let's do it! Let's go! 531 00:50:03,762 --> 00:50:06,467 - Mr Roberts! - What's going on? 532 00:50:06,682 --> 00:50:12,056 The dimension barriers. They're breaking away. lt is! lt is a gateway. 533 00:50:12,272 --> 00:50:17,229 - Disconnect it, Vinnie. - No, Mike. You disconnect it! 534 00:50:17,444 --> 00:50:23,649 You don't know what you're looking at. You don't know what you see. lt's pure time. 535 00:50:23,868 --> 00:50:26,952 Pure space... 536 00:50:27,163 --> 00:50:31,243 - Michael, don't listen. Stop this! - Stop it! 537 00:50:31,459 --> 00:50:33,866 l'm at the headquarters of creation. 538 00:50:34,087 --> 00:50:38,001 l feel the whole universe in my fingertips. 539 00:50:38,216 --> 00:50:41,550 - Mr Roberts! - No! Bobby! 540 00:50:41,762 --> 00:50:46,590 l feel... l feel... the Earth, infinity, what a rush! 541 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:49,929 - No! - What a ride! 542 00:50:59,573 --> 00:51:02,490 Oh, God! 543 00:51:03,202 --> 00:51:05,693 What happened to him? 544 00:51:13,213 --> 00:51:16,048 A souvenir! 545 00:51:16,258 --> 00:51:19,129 lt's Christmas time! 546 00:51:19,345 --> 00:51:21,005 Look at that! 547 00:51:21,222 --> 00:51:26,464 lt's like ''The Blob''. The more power, the stronger it gets. What's goin' on? 548 00:51:29,063 --> 00:51:31,020 All right! Do it! 549 00:51:31,233 --> 00:51:34,567 - Hey! - lt's Harlan. Let's run! 550 00:51:34,778 --> 00:51:37,732 Mikey, the warp. We gotta stop the warp. 551 00:51:37,949 --> 00:51:39,324 Yeah. 552 00:51:40,159 --> 00:51:42,448 Michael, is Bob dead? 553 00:51:42,662 --> 00:51:46,955 - l don't know. - Great! There goes my D. 554 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:49,740 What are we gonna do? 555 00:51:49,961 --> 00:51:52,796 - We'll stop it ourselves. - What? 556 00:51:53,007 --> 00:51:57,669 lf we break the connection, the gizmo can't reach the power station. 557 00:51:57,887 --> 00:52:01,718 - Nobody'll know anything. - So what's the plan? 558 00:52:01,932 --> 00:52:04,055 We black out town. 559 00:52:04,268 --> 00:52:06,723 Black out town! 560 00:52:07,898 --> 00:52:11,018 - But how? - Blow up the power lines. 561 00:52:11,235 --> 00:52:14,319 De-mo-lition! 562 00:52:33,134 --> 00:52:35,921 Keep it down. The old man's upstairs. 563 00:52:36,137 --> 00:52:41,094 - Michael, isn't this a bit dangerous? - Think of the fun! 564 00:52:41,309 --> 00:52:44,559 - Come on, Vinnie. - Vinnie! 565 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,074 Vinnie! Come on! Come on! 566 00:53:08,464 --> 00:53:11,299 - Mikey, dust it off! - l'm movin'. 567 00:53:11,509 --> 00:53:14,046 Michael, it's coming! Hurry! 568 00:53:19,684 --> 00:53:21,807 Come on! Dynamite! 569 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:25,056 - Dynamite! - You know what you're doin'? 570 00:53:25,316 --> 00:53:28,981 Sure! We do it all the time in Brooklyn! 571 00:53:31,489 --> 00:53:35,534 Mikey, l thought you had more under the hood than this! 572 00:53:44,503 --> 00:53:46,994 Go, baby! Go! Go! 573 00:53:50,843 --> 00:53:53,334 Come on, baby. Come on! 574 00:53:53,555 --> 00:53:56,390 - Hit the blower. - OK. Hold on! 575 00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:07,058 Whoa! Now we are talking hyperspace! 576 00:54:09,322 --> 00:54:12,358 Michael, this is too fast for me. 577 00:54:12,575 --> 00:54:15,280 Don't worry. lt's like a ride in Disneyland. 578 00:54:15,495 --> 00:54:17,701 Hold on! 579 00:54:24,338 --> 00:54:27,754 - Mikey, we've done it! - We did it! 580 00:54:27,967 --> 00:54:29,675 Brake! 581 00:54:37,061 --> 00:54:39,386 Now, that was a ride! 582 00:54:42,107 --> 00:54:44,432 OK. This is it. Let's go. 583 00:54:44,652 --> 00:54:48,780 l kinda feel like Gregory Peck in ''The Guns Of Navarone''. 584 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:52,157 - Latello! - All right! Hold your horses here! 585 00:54:57,667 --> 00:55:00,583 Caps to the dynamite. Dynamite to the legs. 586 00:55:00,794 --> 00:55:03,748 Caps to the dynamite. Dynamite to the legs. 587 00:55:03,965 --> 00:55:06,836 - Vince? - Caps to the legs. Legs to the dynamite. 588 00:55:07,051 --> 00:55:11,179 - Come on! - Good thing l watch TV, huh? 589 00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:14,307 - Come on! Ellie, hurry up. - OK. 590 00:55:14,518 --> 00:55:16,843 l'm gettin' outta here! 591 00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,437 Here! 592 00:55:18,647 --> 00:55:21,268 - Hook it up. - You hook it up. 593 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:24,236 - Latello, come on! - OK. Chill out! 594 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,987 Legs! Legs! 595 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:39,746 - Please, Michael! Do it! - OK. Get down. Come on! Ready? 596 00:55:48,597 --> 00:55:51,384 - My car battery. - Car battery! 597 00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:56,177 Open! Come on! Open! 598 00:55:59,317 --> 00:56:02,104 - Get back! - Get down! 599 00:56:40,362 --> 00:56:42,319 We did it! 600 00:56:43,824 --> 00:56:46,149 Come on. Let's go. 601 00:56:57,047 --> 00:57:01,626 How do we get the gizmo outta school past the fuzzballs? 602 00:57:01,844 --> 00:57:03,552 Damn! 603 00:57:03,763 --> 00:57:05,422 Police! 604 00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:07,928 Those maggots! 605 00:57:08,142 --> 00:57:10,181 Come on! 606 00:57:17,319 --> 00:57:21,317 - Don't you think we should tell the police? -Tell them what? 607 00:57:21,532 --> 00:57:26,323 - We sent our science teacher into a warp. - What are we gonna do? 608 00:57:26,537 --> 00:57:29,823 - One to five with good behaviour. - Vinnie! 609 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:32,793 - This is me! - Yeah, OK. 610 00:57:33,003 --> 00:57:36,372 So! You're cool! l'm cool! We're cool! 611 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,629 Thank you. Good night. 612 00:57:38,843 --> 00:57:40,752 Good night. 613 00:57:47,393 --> 00:57:49,800 Do you copy? 614 00:57:55,361 --> 00:57:58,730 ,,across the county tonight, 615 00:57:58,947 --> 00:58:03,526 and the deIiberate dynamiting of power Iines by unknown individuaIs, 616 00:58:03,744 --> 00:58:09,533 PoIice hope to have more to report soon, This concIudes our speciaI buIIetin, 617 00:58:09,751 --> 00:58:11,957 You know, l... 618 00:58:12,921 --> 00:58:15,494 ..l can't stop thinking about Bob. 619 00:58:16,676 --> 00:58:18,798 Neither can l. 620 00:58:20,387 --> 00:58:22,629 l'm really scared, Michael. 621 00:58:23,558 --> 00:58:26,642 l mean, what is this thing? 622 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,147 l don't know. 623 00:58:33,861 --> 00:58:38,237 Whatever it is, wherever it's from, it's over with now, OK? 624 00:58:38,449 --> 00:58:42,447 - We stopped it, so don't worry about it. - OK. 625 00:58:48,544 --> 00:58:52,458 My parents are gonna have a hormonal disturbance! 626 00:58:53,507 --> 00:58:55,796 l've gotta go. 627 00:58:56,009 --> 00:58:57,669 Good night. 628 00:59:01,808 --> 00:59:03,302 Ellie? 629 00:59:04,352 --> 00:59:05,846 Ellie? 630 00:59:09,650 --> 00:59:11,523 l was... 631 00:59:13,779 --> 00:59:15,818 l was just thinkin'. 632 00:59:18,242 --> 00:59:24,612 How come we spent four years in the same class and never even talked to each other? 633 00:59:26,752 --> 00:59:28,827 l don't know. 634 00:59:29,045 --> 00:59:31,583 Maybe because... 635 00:59:31,799 --> 00:59:35,879 you lived under cars and...l lived in books. 636 00:59:38,431 --> 00:59:40,340 Yeah. 637 00:59:41,435 --> 00:59:43,427 Good night. 638 00:59:45,231 --> 00:59:47,139 Good night. 639 00:59:49,651 --> 00:59:51,394 Good night. 640 00:59:54,365 --> 00:59:56,523 You're right, you know. 641 00:59:57,869 --> 01:00:00,075 About what? 642 01:00:00,289 --> 01:00:04,915 Just about...me being better with cars than with people. 643 01:00:09,256 --> 01:00:13,633 l guess it's 'cause l trust them more than l do people. 644 01:00:15,513 --> 01:00:18,847 Maybe you've just been trusting the wrong people, Michael. 645 01:00:19,977 --> 01:00:21,685 Yeah. 646 01:00:23,522 --> 01:00:25,561 Maybe l have been. 647 01:00:34,951 --> 01:00:36,778 My retainer. 648 01:00:37,579 --> 01:00:39,203 Sorry! 649 01:01:03,732 --> 01:01:06,982 Hey, Skipper, how ya doin'? 650 01:01:07,195 --> 01:01:09,567 Watch it, boy! 651 01:01:17,455 --> 01:01:20,207 Welcome home, kid. 652 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:26,589 - Where you been? - Who the hell are you? 653 01:01:26,799 --> 01:01:32,672 l'm the long arm of the law, the public conscience, Detective Jack Nulty. 654 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:35,380 l didn't do nothin'. 655 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,842 Hey, Dad. What is all this? 656 01:01:38,061 --> 01:01:43,934 l told Detective Nulty everything about the break-in but he insisted on talking to you. 657 01:01:44,152 --> 01:01:49,313 Well, hell, yeah! l haven't had a real good case in a long time. 658 01:01:49,533 --> 01:01:54,159 l ain't about to piss this one away. Know what l mean, kid? 659 01:01:55,372 --> 01:01:57,993 Yeah. That's your job, right? 660 01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:02,704 - That's what l like to hear. - l'm gonna take care of everything. 661 01:02:02,964 --> 01:02:06,380 You need a court order for this! What's the charge? 662 01:02:06,593 --> 01:02:09,131 No charge - yet. 663 01:02:09,388 --> 01:02:12,838 Three eye-witnesses put you at the school tonight. 664 01:02:13,058 --> 01:02:17,886 There's this little business about stolen dynamite, and where's your pal? 665 01:02:18,105 --> 01:02:21,474 That ex-yippie science teacher, Bob Roberts? 666 01:02:23,778 --> 01:02:26,649 - l don't know. - That a fact? 667 01:02:26,865 --> 01:02:29,319 - Yeah.... - Tell you what. 668 01:02:29,534 --> 01:02:34,077 - Let's take a ride down to the station. - What for? 669 01:02:34,290 --> 01:02:38,370 - l'm enjoying the conversation. - l'm going with you. 670 01:02:38,586 --> 01:02:41,587 Bring your wife, your kids, the whole family. 671 01:02:41,798 --> 01:02:45,925 - Can l get my jacket? ls that OK, mister? - Fine by me. 672 01:02:46,135 --> 01:02:48,092 Thank you. 673 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,672 Thank you. 674 01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,566 Hello. ..Michael? 675 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,406 Bring the gizmo to the poIice station,,, 676 01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:14,576 Bring the gizmo to the police sta...? Michael! 677 01:03:31,853 --> 01:03:36,764 - l demand... - Mr Latello. Mr Harlan. 678 01:03:36,983 --> 01:03:42,024 - This is Sergeant Jones. - Tax dollars at work! 679 01:03:42,238 --> 01:03:47,577 - Give me your name. - Latello's a delinquent anyway, but don't... 680 01:03:47,787 --> 01:03:51,370 - Mike. - Tell him all your personal information. 681 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,288 - Don't do it. - Michael Harlan. 682 01:03:54,503 --> 01:03:59,164 - That's him! - Kiss your asses goodbye! 683 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:05,094 - That'll be enough outta you, Meatball. - Chill out, Mr Spock! 684 01:04:05,306 --> 01:04:10,977 - l don't know what l'm doin' here. - Tell me a fairy story about this, boys. 685 01:04:24,285 --> 01:04:26,740 You have the right to remain silent. 686 01:04:26,954 --> 01:04:32,115 Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. 687 01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:35,455 - OK, McCloud! - You have the right to an attorney. 688 01:05:03,411 --> 01:05:07,409 - Ellie! - Sherman! What are you doing here? 689 01:05:07,624 --> 01:05:13,247 Seeing what Harlan and Vince are up to. l'm warning you, Ellie, they are in big trouble. 690 01:05:13,463 --> 01:05:18,505 You'd better leave before the police find out you're involved. l'll cover for you. 691 01:05:18,719 --> 01:05:22,384 - l'll say Harlan forced you... - Sherman, get outta my way. 692 01:05:22,599 --> 01:05:26,015 Wait! So this is what they were talking about! 693 01:05:26,228 --> 01:05:29,477 - lt's none of your business. - What is this thing? 694 01:05:29,689 --> 01:05:33,390 Leave it alone. lt's dangerous. You could wind up in a... 695 01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:35,768 Another dimension? 696 01:05:39,409 --> 01:05:41,615 This is amazing. 697 01:05:41,828 --> 01:05:44,662 - lt's absolutely incredible. - Sherman. 698 01:05:46,207 --> 01:05:49,790 - Sherman, just give it to me. - l can't believe it! 699 01:05:50,003 --> 01:05:51,413 No! 700 01:06:01,933 --> 01:06:04,470 - Hi, Mom. - You little cockroach. 701 01:06:04,686 --> 01:06:06,892 - What? l got boogers? 702 01:06:07,105 --> 01:06:10,723 Hey, kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night? 703 01:06:10,943 --> 01:06:14,941 When you're cool, the sun shines on you 24 hours a day. 704 01:06:15,156 --> 01:06:17,195 Oh, yeah? 705 01:06:19,119 --> 01:06:21,905 Chill out, Butch! And get a shave. 706 01:06:23,164 --> 01:06:25,038 The gizmo. 707 01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:27,705 What the hell happened here? 708 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:32,214 - Ellie's at the school. We've gotta get her. - Let's jam! Let's jam! 709 01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:36,751 My prisoners! Come back here! 710 01:06:36,972 --> 01:06:39,676 Where are my god-damn prisoners? 711 01:06:44,938 --> 01:06:47,892 - Vinnie! - l've always wanted to do this. 712 01:06:48,108 --> 01:06:50,943 - Meet me at the school. - You got it. 713 01:07:06,170 --> 01:07:07,628 Yeah! 714 01:07:23,897 --> 01:07:27,266 - Head boy Sherman! - What are you doing here? 715 01:07:27,485 --> 01:07:30,356 - lt's not my fault. - Where's Ellie? 716 01:07:30,572 --> 01:07:32,860 - l didn't know. - Where is she? 717 01:07:33,074 --> 01:07:35,232 She's in the tower. 718 01:07:43,919 --> 01:07:47,502 The school's in the warp. lt's the end of the world. 719 01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:51,546 - Cheerful, ain't he? - You comin' or not? 720 01:07:51,761 --> 01:07:54,382 - OK. OK. - Where you goin'? 721 01:07:54,597 --> 01:07:55,972 l'm comin'! 722 01:07:56,182 --> 01:08:02,018 But if l wind up in another dimension like Bobarino, l'm goin' in there packin'! 723 01:08:02,690 --> 01:08:04,682 Good luck! 724 01:08:04,901 --> 01:08:10,606 This is no time to be sittin' around sucking snot! After you, lunch meat! 725 01:08:10,823 --> 01:08:13,230 No! We'll never come back! 726 01:08:16,747 --> 01:08:21,908 Somethin' tells me we ain't in Kansas no more, Toto! 727 01:08:22,795 --> 01:08:26,293 See? l told you guys. The warp's expanding. 728 01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:29,876 Look, it's people from the past and the future. 729 01:08:30,094 --> 01:08:32,336 And we're all here together! 730 01:08:32,556 --> 01:08:37,052 This is like a... This is like a crossroads of time and space. 731 01:08:37,311 --> 01:08:39,683 - Yeah. - Wow! 732 01:08:43,109 --> 01:08:46,025 l don't believe this. Do you, Mike? 733 01:08:46,237 --> 01:08:48,942 - No. - Unreal! 734 01:08:53,412 --> 01:08:56,117 Radar her! 735 01:09:07,886 --> 01:09:12,678 - Vinnie, keep it under control, all right? - Danger makes great sex! 736 01:09:12,891 --> 01:09:15,927 - l'll check you guys out later. - Come on! 737 01:09:16,145 --> 01:09:21,305 These are optical delusions like ghosts, so it's cool. Here comes Latello! 738 01:09:24,195 --> 01:09:26,318 - Help me! - Vince! 739 01:09:31,078 --> 01:09:34,198 Son of a bitch! What do you call this, wawa? 740 01:09:34,415 --> 01:09:38,115 Actually, l think you'd call it a Neanderthal man. 741 01:09:38,335 --> 01:09:44,208 l don't care what country he's from. One shot and he's down. l don't believe this. 742 01:09:44,426 --> 01:09:47,510 - l could be watching ''Magnum''. - Stop whining! 743 01:09:47,721 --> 01:09:51,256 Whining? Barney Rubble just tried to flame me out. 744 01:09:51,475 --> 01:09:54,925 - You guys, wait up! - Vinnie, come on! 745 01:10:17,670 --> 01:10:20,375 Hey, scope that faggot in the tutu! 746 01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:26,546 - Paisano! - We're friends, all right? Friends. 747 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:36,064 - What's he saying? - He's going to kick our ass. 748 01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:43,821 Come on! 749 01:11:06,266 --> 01:11:09,848 - He's dead. - He's been dead a billion years. 750 01:11:12,563 --> 01:11:14,769 Hey, Mike, you OK? 751 01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:18,145 - Yeah. - Come on, Sherman. Help him up. 752 01:11:18,362 --> 01:11:20,485 - Can you walk? - Yeah. 753 01:11:22,950 --> 01:11:24,609 Legs! Legs! 754 01:11:40,177 --> 01:11:44,340 - Are we in trouble! - The warp's getting stronger. 755 01:11:45,891 --> 01:11:48,512 Get down. 756 01:11:53,650 --> 01:11:55,477 Get down! 757 01:11:55,694 --> 01:11:58,897 - Exchange students! - Latello! 758 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,291 Come on. 759 01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:23,219 - Vietcong. - Sh! 760 01:12:25,685 --> 01:12:27,393 - We're out. - What? 761 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,059 - lt's empty. - Give me that. 762 01:12:33,027 --> 01:12:35,898 - Back me up, all right? - You got it. 763 01:13:05,061 --> 01:13:09,807 - Get their guns! Come on! - Huh? That's OK. Don't get up! 764 01:13:10,025 --> 01:13:12,100 Optical delusions, Latello! 765 01:13:12,319 --> 01:13:16,946 - Thanks. l owe you one. - Yeah. Take it easy. 766 01:13:17,533 --> 01:13:19,027 Ciao! 767 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,831 Let's rest here for a while. 768 01:13:28,713 --> 01:13:33,504 Hey, round boy. How d'you learn to fight so good? 769 01:13:33,717 --> 01:13:36,290 Cliff Notes, Latello! 770 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,837 How do you work these things? 771 01:13:39,057 --> 01:13:42,675 Well, according to ''Stoddard's Guide To Modern Weaponry'', 772 01:13:42,895 --> 01:13:45,979 you eject the spent clip, 773 01:13:46,190 --> 01:13:49,060 you pop the fresh clip into the chamber... 774 01:13:50,611 --> 01:13:55,403 ..pull back the cocking mechanism and you're ready to rock 'n' roll! 775 01:14:01,206 --> 01:14:03,282 What he say? 776 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:05,622 Come on. 777 01:14:22,062 --> 01:14:24,433 Go ahead! Make my semester! 778 01:14:50,093 --> 01:14:52,964 Very smart, Latello! 779 01:14:58,811 --> 01:15:00,933 Latello! 780 01:15:01,146 --> 01:15:05,096 Come on. Put it down. Would you put it down? 781 01:15:05,317 --> 01:15:09,445 - Who are these guys? - Mutants from after the apocalypse. 782 01:15:17,497 --> 01:15:19,703 Let's get outta here. 783 01:15:27,383 --> 01:15:29,838 - Come on! - l don't need this. 784 01:15:33,724 --> 01:15:37,673 We're gonna get flamed by something that don't exist yet! 785 01:15:37,894 --> 01:15:40,729 Not in our dimension, but with relativity... 786 01:15:40,940 --> 01:15:45,187 - Relativity? Shut up, you fat toad. - Come on, Vinnie! 787 01:15:45,403 --> 01:15:51,323 - lf it weren't for him we wouldn't be here. - Look, up the stairs and we're at the lab. 788 01:15:51,535 --> 01:15:54,570 - Yeah. Or on flippin' Pluto! 789 01:15:55,414 --> 01:15:56,742 Come on! 790 01:16:00,252 --> 01:16:02,577 - What is that? - l don't know. 791 01:16:03,214 --> 01:16:08,006 My ears are ringing like the ''Gong Show''. l can't hear nothing. 792 01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:11,054 And l don't see that neither. 793 01:16:13,517 --> 01:16:16,138 - Sherman? - Got me, Mike. 794 01:16:16,353 --> 01:16:19,437 Terrific! The answer man is stumped. 795 01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:25,362 This plant has been extinct for 60 million years. 796 01:16:25,572 --> 01:16:28,573 Yeah? Well, l ain't never seen one before. 797 01:16:31,787 --> 01:16:36,615 - You gonna make it, Vinnie? - Me? l'm so scared l'm thinkin' about God. 798 01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:58,806 lt's God-funking-zilla! 799 01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:15,118 Get down. 800 01:17:24,970 --> 01:17:30,131 - l just don't believe it. - l just want to be home watchin' cartoons. 801 01:17:30,351 --> 01:17:32,390 Stop talking, OK? 802 01:17:41,821 --> 01:17:43,897 - Sherman! - Asshole! 803 01:17:44,116 --> 01:17:46,571 lt's my allergies. 804 01:17:49,622 --> 01:17:52,742 l've had it. l'm goin' in. Back me up! 805 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:56,494 - Vinnie! What are you doing? - Come and get me! 806 01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,254 Latello! 807 01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:04,087 Suck lead, lizard! 808 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,846 Vinnie! 809 01:18:13,774 --> 01:18:15,316 No! What? 810 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:52,471 Vinnie! 811 01:19:03,494 --> 01:19:05,533 Vinnie! 812 01:19:13,046 --> 01:19:15,537 - You OK? - Yeah. l think so. 813 01:19:15,757 --> 01:19:18,378 - Where's Vinnie? - l don't know. 814 01:19:24,476 --> 01:19:27,477 - Vinnie! - Oh, man! 815 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:32,479 Oh, man. Mikey! 816 01:19:32,692 --> 01:19:36,108 - Oh, my arm. - Come on. l got ya. 817 01:19:36,322 --> 01:19:40,949 - 1 7 years of TV down the drain. - Yeah. l got ya. Come on. 818 01:19:42,579 --> 01:19:45,533 - There you go. - My leg! 819 01:20:23,081 --> 01:20:26,248 All right! The cheque's in the mail! 820 01:20:35,053 --> 01:20:37,342 Let's go! 821 01:20:38,557 --> 01:20:41,011 One question, what now? 822 01:20:41,225 --> 01:20:44,226 We get Ellie and get outta here. Let's go! 823 01:20:48,525 --> 01:20:51,775 What are you doin'? Let's go! Ready? 824 01:20:51,988 --> 01:20:54,146 Ready! 825 01:21:08,422 --> 01:21:10,580 Hit the dirt! 826 01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:24,560 - Cover me. - Don't get too close to the gizmo, Mike. 827 01:21:34,992 --> 01:21:36,700 Ellie! 828 01:21:38,121 --> 01:21:41,905 - He's been sucked up. - Shut up. You're making me nuts. 829 01:21:42,126 --> 01:21:44,415 You're making me crazy! 830 01:22:03,816 --> 01:22:05,476 Ellie? 831 01:22:14,661 --> 01:22:16,404 Ellie? 832 01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:33,045 - Look, he's got her, Sherman. - He's got her! 833 01:22:41,316 --> 01:22:44,898 - ls she OK? - She don't look too good, Sherman. 834 01:22:51,868 --> 01:22:53,492 Ellie? 835 01:22:53,704 --> 01:22:57,702 - Ellie, l'm so sorry. lf l only knew... - OK, Sherman. 836 01:22:57,917 --> 01:23:01,831 - Can you walk? - The question is, can you run? 837 01:23:02,047 --> 01:23:05,249 Yeah. Yeah, l can. 838 01:23:05,466 --> 01:23:07,873 OK. Let's go. Come on. 839 01:23:08,803 --> 01:23:10,842 Yeah. Fine. 840 01:23:14,059 --> 01:23:16,217 - We got company. - Who is it? 841 01:23:16,437 --> 01:23:19,853 - lt ain't the Brady Bunch! - We're not home! 842 01:23:25,071 --> 01:23:27,443 l gotta stop it. Take my gun. 843 01:23:27,699 --> 01:23:30,024 - Sherman. - Michael! 844 01:23:30,244 --> 01:23:32,283 Ellie, get back! 845 01:23:42,298 --> 01:23:45,548 - Michael! - Ellie, get back here! Ellie! 846 01:24:26,388 --> 01:24:28,713 He's gone, l know. Michael! 847 01:24:56,421 --> 01:24:58,378 Michael! 848 01:25:00,259 --> 01:25:02,465 Oh, no! 849 01:25:04,388 --> 01:25:06,179 Michael! 850 01:25:06,975 --> 01:25:08,598 Michael! 851 01:25:14,899 --> 01:25:16,607 No. 852 01:25:21,615 --> 01:25:23,773 - He's gone. - Mike? 853 01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:43,721 Mike! He's back! 854 01:25:43,931 --> 01:25:45,555 Michael. 855 01:25:50,772 --> 01:25:53,179 Michael, are you OK? 856 01:25:55,068 --> 01:25:57,737 Yeah. l think so. 857 01:25:58,364 --> 01:25:59,858 Are you? 858 01:26:00,074 --> 01:26:02,362 l am now! 859 01:26:10,669 --> 01:26:16,090 Mikey, this is no time for romance here. Scaramouche! Let's go! 860 01:26:27,395 --> 01:26:29,601 You thought you heard what? 861 01:26:36,781 --> 01:26:38,903 Watch out. 862 01:26:39,533 --> 01:26:44,444 Come on, clear out of here. lt's dangerous. Keep moving. Stand back. 863 01:26:55,342 --> 01:26:58,296 You know, Sherman? You're all right. 864 01:26:59,221 --> 01:27:01,510 For a wimp virgin, l mean. 865 01:27:01,724 --> 01:27:06,470 Coming from a greaseball like you, l take that as a real compliment. 866 01:27:06,688 --> 01:27:11,683 Listen. No one says nothin' about this. OK? 867 01:27:11,903 --> 01:27:13,645 Yeah, OK. 868 01:27:14,488 --> 01:27:16,065 All right. 869 01:27:16,282 --> 01:27:20,149 - OK, kids. Get outta here. - Easy, easy. l'm comin'! 870 01:27:20,787 --> 01:27:23,741 - So it's out, right? - Hell, no! We won't go! 871 01:27:23,957 --> 01:27:27,326 Hell, no! We won't go! Chicago! 872 01:27:29,255 --> 01:27:31,377 - Mr Roberts? - Bob? 873 01:27:31,590 --> 01:27:35,967 Flower-power children, Beatle concerts, anti-war rallies. 874 01:27:36,178 --> 01:27:38,633 l'll be dipped in shit! 875 01:27:38,848 --> 01:27:43,640 - What happened? - l was blasting through on a tour of the '60s. 876 01:27:43,854 --> 01:27:48,231 l didn't know what even to say, man! l mean tripping trip, man! 877 01:27:48,484 --> 01:27:53,359 - What's your name, cowboy? - Robert Roberts Esquire to you, honky! 878 01:27:53,614 --> 01:27:58,525 That a fact? Well, Miss Esquire, where the hell have you been? 879 01:27:58,745 --> 01:28:00,951 Woodstock - oinker! 880 01:28:02,499 --> 01:28:05,120 - Woodstock? - What's Woodstock? 881 01:28:05,336 --> 01:28:08,336 - OK, Captain Kirk. - lt's not Boston Pops! 882 01:28:08,547 --> 01:28:11,714 - You got an A in your science project. - l do? 883 01:28:11,926 --> 01:28:17,881 On one condition. Get rid of the gizmo. The world is not ready for space and time. 884 01:28:18,100 --> 01:28:21,017 lt's only for such rare individuals as myself. 885 01:28:21,228 --> 01:28:23,766 And the future is a groove, man! 886 01:28:24,524 --> 01:28:28,355 l made sure of that. lt's a funky high! 887 01:28:28,569 --> 01:28:31,689 - Get in the car. - Easy on the fringe, Kojak! 888 01:29:45,695 --> 01:29:48,233 We're outta gas. 889 01:29:56,456 --> 01:29:59,373 Well, it's lucky we're close to town. 890 01:30:01,754 --> 01:30:04,126 l mean, we can walk it. 891 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,958 Wait a second, Michael. 892 01:30:08,178 --> 01:30:12,720 lf we walked into town, the world would know that your car broke... 893 01:30:17,229 --> 01:30:20,064 lt's just a car. 894 01:30:20,983 --> 01:30:22,525 Right? 895 01:30:23,611 --> 01:30:25,105 Right. 896 01:31:43,824 --> 01:31:46,231 What are you looking at? 897 01:32:11,020 --> 01:32:13,891 Girls, what's for lunch? 898 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,610 Hey, girls! Boola! Boola! 899 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:07,738 - Dykes. - You little weasel! 68201

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