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Craig, you've been
working here forever.
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You're the best.
- They say I'm the best.
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The greatest talent
to ever work in this department.
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He's all style,
no substance, okay?
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Trust me.
What?
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Safety's on.
Oh!
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Yes, I was checking
the safety, Sanjay!
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Time to change the game.
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Sweet.
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Thanks again for your help,
Sanjay.
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It is too bad
you can't stick around.
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Maybe I will.
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What?
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Okay, guys.
Coffee is up.
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And we have
a half-caf soy cap for Sanjay
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and a double red-eye for Eliza.
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Whoa, that is awesome!
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What's awesome?
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We were watching what Sanjay
was like before he died.
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Did you know he was a prince?
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Of, like, a tiny empire.
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It wasn't as glamorous
as it sounds.
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It's hard to wear all that gold.
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It really starts
hurting your back.
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What were you like, Eliza?
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Oh, I mean, compared to you?
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Pretty lame.
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Aah!
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Oh, come on.
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That necklace. Why?
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I mean, who wears bones
to a massacre?
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I mean... ugh,
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I thought I was so hip.
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Craig,
why don't you pull up yours?
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Oh, no. We should probably get
back to work, shouldn't we?
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No, no, no. Come on.
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You saw our embarrassing lives.
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It'll take too long to find.
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Found it.
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Huh.
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What is this?
What are we looking at here?
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That's me.
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By my bog.
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Say more.
There was a bog.
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And I was chosen to live
in the bog and watch the bog
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and keep an eye out
for the bog monster.
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Uh, it was not especially
glamorous or cool.
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But I was doing something
important and valuable.
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I was keeping the town
and my friends
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safe from the bog monster,
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who, funny enough, I never saw
or found any trace of...
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and as I describe the situation
out loud now
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for the first time,
it occurs to me
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that there never was
any bog monster
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and I was there for nothing.
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That's my life.
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Well, anyway,
big day ahead of us.
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Here's to the team.
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Oh.
Hey.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!
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Oh, hot! Hot!
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Okay. So.
Sam and Laura.
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How do
we get them back together?
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Let's figure this out.
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I just did.
What?
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They both have
a mutual acquaintance
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who's throwing a party tonight.
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Looks like all we have to do
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is find a way
to get them both invited.
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A party? Yeah.
What's wrong with parties?
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Oh, I don't know, Sanjay.
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Maybe just the fact
that they are death traps.
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Think about it.
Lots of people. Jostling.
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A communal food bowl.
It's unsanitary.
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Unsanitary? We just watched
you eat mud out of a bog.
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Yeah, that was clean mud.
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Eliza, can you believe this guy?
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I mean, I agree with Sanjay.
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Party seems fine.
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Unless you have a better idea.
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Well, yeah, I will.
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Soon.
I just, uh...
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just need to find
somewhere to sit
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since I no longer have a chair.
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What's that?
What? Nothing.
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Sanjay!
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Hey, Sanjay!
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Sanj?
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Jay man? Sanjay!
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Sanjay's not here.
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Oh.
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Well, what's going on
here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
Ah.
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Read you loud and clear.
Don't let me interrupt.
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It's the food claw.
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You know... from Lazy Susan's?
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Is there maybe someone else
you could talk to?
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We're the only ones up here.
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What about on Earth?
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It's been years
since you had a prophet.
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Oh, well,
yeah, that's by choice.
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I mean, every time,
it's the same old story.
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You know, I-I meet
some guy in the desert
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and get to talking and,
you know, it's fun,
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and then, like they get...
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They get obsessed with me.
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They start building temples
and compounds,
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and I'm like, "Whoa, buddy.
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I like you, but we just met.
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Pump the brakes." But that
wouldn't happen this time.
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The world's ending in six days.
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So there's not enough time
for things to get serious.
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Ah, you make
a good point there, Rosie.
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Yeah.
Let's put ourselves out there.
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Rosie! Come on.
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- It works.
- Nice!
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Awesome.
Wait.
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You got them invited
to that party already?
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Yeah, it was easy.
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Sanjay just got
all their better friends
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sick with the bird flu.
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Okay, the bird part
was Eliza's idea.
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I wanted to go swine flu.
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Look, look, look.
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They're picking
their outfits already.
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We are on our way.
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Yes. We.
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Oh, hey, Craig,
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can you grab us
some more coffee?
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Oh, yeah, and I'll take
a half-caf soy cap,
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uh, three pumps
of hazelnut syrup,
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hot, but not, like, "ugh" hot.
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That sounds really good.
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Yeah, let's get two of those.
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Two of those.
If you don't mind.
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Nice.
Great thinking.
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You too.
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What about him?
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Eh, he's too smug.
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He looks nice.
Trying too hard.
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Ooh, hello!
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What am I doing?
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I always fall for the same type.
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The skinny guy with the stick
and the hair.
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You know, maybe there's
just nobody out there for me.
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So what?
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I got you, right, Rosie?
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What about this guy?
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Dr. Dave Shelby.
- Huh. Hey, stranger.
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What's his deal?
Looks like he's a laser eye surgeon.
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He's in good health,
advanced degree...
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Okay, nice.
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Nice.
But isn't he kind of square?
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I mean, I like them
a little rough and tumble.
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Says here he's got a guitar.
A Stratocaster.
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Plays in a band on the weekends.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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Okay.
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He's the total package.
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I want him to be my friend
and my buddy
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and also kinda like my dad.
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Is that weird?
Yeah.
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Should I call him?
Yeah.
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I should just call him, right?
Just do it.
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Is it crazy? No. Yeah.
Just go crazy.
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All right, you're right.
Let's stop talking about it
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and just do it.
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Uh... what do I say?
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I mean, what do I say?
Um...
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You know what?
I'm just gonna use a line.
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I am the Lord, thy God.
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Aah!
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Dave?
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Dave Shelby?
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Honey, is everything okay?
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Go inside.
Take the kids.
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Dave, what is it?
Dave?
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It's nothing.
I-It's not important.
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Not important?
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Heck, Dave.
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C'mon. Buddy.
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I don't get it. Wh... Wh... Why
is he playing so hard to get?
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Maybe just move on
to another prophet.
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I don't want another prophet!
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I-I want Dave!
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Boy, this is
gonna take some doing.
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Well, it's a good thing
I've got you, wingman.
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Oh, yeah.
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You have to come back up.
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God met this prophet and...
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No way. I'm not about
that drama right now.
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Well, someone needs to help him,
because I'm not doing it.
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- I will.
- Whoa, Craig.
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Were you just sitting there
alone the whole time?
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Yep.
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Shall we?
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When did the voices start?
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This morning.
Just out of the blue.
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Are you hearing him right now?
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Yes, I am.
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What is he saying?
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♪ My Sharona, my Sharona ♪
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♪ My Sharona, my... ♪
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He's singing "My Sharona,"
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but he doesn't know any
of the words to "My Sharona"
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except "my Sharona,"
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so he's just saying "My Sharona"
over and over again.
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And he's also pitching an idea
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about a swimming-pool
restaurant thing.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's a lazy-river restaurant
called Lazy Susan's.
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It seems like you're going
through a small psychotic break.
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Dave, Dr. Sheryl
doesn't know what's best for us.
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I keep telling you...
She's the toxic one, right?
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God?
Your wingman.
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Hi.
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You're just in time.
Come on.
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Oof!
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I'm striking out hard here,
man. This
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I've tried telling jokes
to this guy.
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I've complimented him.
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I even told him my real name.
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All that happened
was that he had a seizure.
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Oh. Well, um, yeah, I-I don't
know much about prophets,
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but I'll try and help.
Oh, thanks, bud.
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I appreciate it.
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I know you must be busy.
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Well, uh, actually, I'm...
I'm not really that busy.
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I don't think anyone downstairs
really needs me anymore.
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Oh, well, I need you big-time.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, yeah, great.
What's, uh...
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What's the plan?
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Hit him hard with a tornado.
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Uh, what?
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S-Sorry. Why?
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If Dave wants to play games,
I'm down to clown.
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Look at how close
they're sitting.
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Conditions are perfect.
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They just have to make a move.
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I can show you, um,
some photos of the two of us.
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This is her on her birthday.
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Um, that's her near her car.
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He's got 75 photos
of his nana on his phone,
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and it looks like he's
gonna go through all of them.
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Wait a minute. What's the
chemical analysis on that punch?
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Here we go.
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2% alcohol.
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It's practically milk.
Ugh.
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These two are never gonna kiss
if they're sober.
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We gotta spike that punch.
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Uh, the refrigerator?
Maybe knock it down,
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tip some bottles into the bowl?
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No, it'll break it.
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What about the
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Subwoofer.
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It's working!
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The punch is strong.
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What?
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The punch is strong.
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Oh. Totally.
264
00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:26,430
Why is the tornado
staying in one place?
265
00:11:26,430 --> 00:11:29,770
This is impossible!
266
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,030
Ahh!
267
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,770
Yeah, um...
268
00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:37,910
Okay, you know,
I have to be honest...
269
00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:39,040
Honest. Uh...
270
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:43,650
I was a little nervous
about going out tonight.
271
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:44,850
Yeah.
272
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,320
No, I... Me too.
273
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,050
But, uh...
274
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,450
I feel, uh...
275
00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,990
Oh.
276
00:11:55,990 --> 00:11:57,590
Shit.
They look catatonic.
277
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,330
How much did they drink?
278
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:01,330
I only saw two cups.
279
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,130
This punch
would [bleep] up a horse.
280
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,400
You got them way too drunk.
281
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,070
Me?
It
282
00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,340
I'll be right back.
283
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,080
Oh. Ohh.
284
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,280
A freak,
highly localized tornado
285
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,020
destroyed
one family's home today,
286
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:24,690
while leaving the rest
of the neighborhood unscathed.
287
00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:27,290
The Category 5 twister
appeared out of nowhere
288
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,890
and touched down directly
289
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,630
on the home
of Jennifer and David Shelby,
290
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:32,230
known to local residents...
291
00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,830
for their massive
charitable givings.
292
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,900
In my 20 years as a journalist,
293
00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:37,370
I've never seen
a more beloved...
294
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,700
Hey, player.
295
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,440
We got
a little situation downstairs.
296
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,970
Any chance you could
come back and help us out?
297
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,510
The coffee materials
are in the coffee nook.
298
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,440
Craig, what is up
with you today?
299
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,710
Why'd you leave?
300
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,250
Because I had no reason to stay!
301
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:54,320
Uh, the two of you are so cool,
with your parties and risks.
302
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,850
No, that's the problem.
303
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,990
When it's just the two of us,
we push things too far.
304
00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,060
Okay, we need someone
who's cautious
305
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,860
and timid and very afraid,
306
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,460
you know, someone
who will hold us back,
307
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:07,130
because... because
he is so scared
308
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:10,530
all the time of everything.
309
00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,870
And that's where you come in.
310
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,140
You're a big part of this team.
311
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,000
No, not anymore.
312
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,740
Look, before you came,
313
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,610
me and Eliza
were working well together.
314
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,140
We had something.
315
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,340
And since you're here, I don't
have a reason to be there.
316
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,480
I don't have a reason to exist.
317
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,350
And I'm quite busy
right now, so...
318
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,290
Those are
merely 30 of the 400 charities
319
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,230
founded
by the now-homeless Shelbys.
320
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,500
Very rarely does a newscaster
pull this one out,
321
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,230
but, oh, the humanity.
322
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:49,040
If there is a heaven above
and anybody is watching,
323
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,110
I simply ask, "Why?"
324
00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:11,730
Here I am.
325
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,000
Yes!
Okay.
326
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,870
Now, Craig, watch the master.
327
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,200
3, 4.
328
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:24,740
Oh, hey, Dave, right?
From Earth?
329
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,410
Yeah, uh, listen.
We need to talk.
330
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,880
This isn't gonna work.
331
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,280
It's not you.
It's me.
332
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,280
I just got a lot
going on right now.
333
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,150
I'm busy with work,
I have my kids' Little League.
334
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,890
I got to find
a new place to live,
335
00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,490
so there's that whole situation,
and...
336
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:44,560
and, honestly, I don't want to
be anyone's prophet right now.
337
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,100
And, also, our friendship
is really important to me,
338
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,230
and... and, to me,
that's, like, the main thing,
339
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,700
is that I want
to preserve our friendship.
340
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,380
Hello?
341
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:00,580
Yep, I'm still here.
342
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,110
Oh.
343
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,780
Thank you
for telling me in person.
344
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,450
That's very cool of you
to be so up front.
345
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,980
And, uh, yeah, it's great.
346
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:13,860
Um, 'cause, you know,
I-I-I feel the exact same way,
347
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,790
so, yeah, it's cool.
348
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,460
Cool.
349
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,200
Cool.
350
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,130
So, uh, what do we do now?
351
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:29,470
Well, Craig, I think
this is a teachable moment.
352
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,940
I mean, we all feel
rejection sometimes.
353
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:34,340
And it hurts.
354
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,410
But you gotta let it go.
355
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,750
Or you're just
gonna end up alone.
356
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:43,020
Thank you, God.
357
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,890
I-I actually think I really
needed to hear that.
358
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,960
Oh, any time.
359
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,960
All right.
360
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,900
Let's kill this guy.
What?
361
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,830
B-But... But what about
everything you just said?
362
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,100
A-About "letting it go"?
363
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,130
Unrelated.
364
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:17,190
Oh, no! Oh! It...
It all just broke suddenly.
365
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,520
What?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
366
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,920
It all just stopped working.
What am I gonna do?
367
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,730
I-I don't know,
but I-I-I-I do have to go now.
368
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:24,660
I'm so sorry.
Go?!
369
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:25,930
You just [Sighs]
370
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:28,060
No, come on.
Hey, wait a minute!
371
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,670
W-Wingman!
Sorry.
372
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,270
Ah, wingman!
373
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:33,800
If we don't sober them up,
they're gonna pass out.
374
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,940
Uh, ah! Ooh! Maybe we knock
375
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,940
that ceiling fan
down onto their heads.
376
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,410
That's insane!
Oh. Oh, really?
377
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,140
That... That would
kill them instantly!
378
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,880
What's your idea, Sanjay?
At least I'm trying. Their heads!
379
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,210
To no end!
At least I'm pitching shit!
380
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,010
Whoa! Hey, guys.
Uh, hey.
381
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,350
I'm... I'm...
382
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,420
I'm sorry it took me so long
to get down here.
383
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,950
That's fine.
We're just happy you're here.
384
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:52,290
Get in here.
Okay. So, um, sorry.
385
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,820
How alcoholic is that punch?
386
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,360
Extremely.
Great. I've got an idea.
387
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,460
Here.
Oh.
388
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,900
Thanks. Okay.
389
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,710
Whoa!
390
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:11,840
What the...
391
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,040
Aah! Oh!
392
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,650
Move!
393
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:21,920
We got to get out of here!
394
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,050
Totally!
395
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:26,120
Cold shower.
Nicely played.
396
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,920
Let's see how they do.
397
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,790
Yeah, we got
a sixth-degree burn.
398
00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,660
The elbow is gone.
399
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,930
That was crazy.
Yeah.
400
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:38,400
Prep the O.R., and somebody
better wake Dr. Schneider.
401
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,600
Hey, do you...
I was wondering...
402
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,740
Oh, you first.
No, you.
403
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:45,810
I was wondering if I...
404
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,140
you wanted to hang out sometime.
405
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:50,150
That's what I was gonna ask you.
406
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,880
Okay.
Well, there we go.
407
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
Friday?
408
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,080
Friday.
409
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:58,890
Yes!
Yes!
410
00:17:58,890 --> 00:17:59,820
So, Friday.
411
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,220
Is that enough time?
Mm.
412
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,230
Just barely.
413
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:07,500
Okay, well, we've got
a lot of work to do.
414
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,760
I will make us some coffees.
415
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:09,770
Wait.
416
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:13,440
I'll come with you.
- Me too.
417
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:26,380
Rosie! I need you!
418
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:29,320
Aren't you busy
with your prophet?
419
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,650
Uh, yeah, you know, uh...
420
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:36,520
I decided that I should focus
more on my career right now.
421
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:40,860
So we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
422
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,530
All right?
- Wonderful.
423
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:43,670
Come on.
424
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:51,270
No, I'm telling you...
She's really neat, Nana.
425
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,680
And I'm taking her
on, like, a real date.
426
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,940
I'm so excited, Sammy!
427
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:57,410
Did you hear that?
"Real date."
428
00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:58,410
That's huge.
429
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,420
We might actually pull this off.
430
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,290
I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
431
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,550
Wait, what's
that scary red number mean?
432
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,090
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
433
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:11,560
Okay, well,
I'm gonna call you tomorrow,
434
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,360
and you can help me
pick out an outfit.
435
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,160
I'll be right here.
436
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:16,300
[Bleep]
437
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,570
That's disappointing.
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