All language subtitles for Insecurity s02e07 Spy Bites Dog.eng

- Are you hiding from me?
- I lost a nano camera.

It's turned on so I can
see what it's seeing,

but I don't know what
it's looking at.

It looks like it's at table level.

I know. But I don't remember
setting it on a counter.

- Wait. There's something.
- It's not me.

Or me.

- What is that?
- Burt.

Oh. The lunch room.

Oh, wow, I just ate
the worst hazelnut ever.

- We could wait six hours.
- I think we just write it off.

What's up with you guys?

Nothing.

InSecurity SO2EO7
Spy Bites Dog

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Our mark is
Arkady Brautman,

one of Uzbekistan's most
impressive geologists.

He's on contract with
Glitco Mining

and suspected of selling intel
to foreign interests.

I'm not sure if that means
invest in Glitco or get out.

I've been tracking him
for six weeks.

He's a loner, no social
life to speak of.

But he has one
very close friend.

Oh, what a little cutie wutie.

Excuse me.

You're a dog person?
I'm a dog-person person.

Brautman takes his dog to
the park four times a day.

Wow, the only thing I do
four times a day...

Don't finish that sentence.

I was gonna say
brush my teeth.

- After I brush my teeth
I always take... - So,

Oksana, here, is my best
way in to make contact,

my best fanged, wolf-like
way in to make contact.

You just need a dog.

Because it would be weird
for me to hang out

in a dog park
without a dog? Right?

Obviously.

So, let's make that happen.

JoJo and I will go
find you a NISA dog.

ALEX: Good. Let's do this.

So, this Svenson, we just
have to supply proof

he's in the country?

Yeah. MI6 needs positive
photo identification.

They'll take care
of the rest.

I was right about
the rice pudding, eh?

It's enveloping my tongue
in a soft blanket of... of...

- Rice.
- Exactly.

Oh, thank you.

- You don't have to do that.
- I want to.

Claude, please. You barely
touched the appetizer.

I went quail cheeks crazy.

I've been at NISA for 26 years.
You've been here for two.

- I get to pay.
- Okay. Fine.

Do you mind if we swing by my
place? I need my phone charger.

Sure. But I'm driving.

This rice pudding has rum in it
and you had six helpings.

When did Brautman
leave Kazakhstan?

Uzbekistan.

Mm. I always get
my stans confused.

Uzbekistan is beautiful.
Mm.

Majestic mountains,
breathtaking architecture,

and the best tandyr samsa
you've ever tasted.

I, uh, competed there
when I was younger.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Jazz choir?
- I wrestled.

What was your stage name?

It was, uh, it
was Greco-Roman.

I was on the junior
national team.

Yeah, I was on the
rugby team at Western.

Yeah? Good for you.

Well, you know,
I boxed a little, skied,

lacrossed like a wild man.

Yeah. Now did you just do
the one sport, then?

Yeah.

Hm. "The Orange Menace. "

That woulda made a good
wrestling name, uh?

JOJO: Good boy.

Who's a good dog,
Jasper? Yes, you are.

I'll have to take you for
a walk with Hillary someday.

Hillary, your niece?
Hillary's my terrier.

Mallory's my niece.

- Not really. One of them's a dog.
- Confusing.

Well, we know who this
guy is, don't we, Jasper?

Easy, boy.

Okay, Jasper, on with
the leash, there.

Whoa. Settle down.

Boy, he's feisty.

When I picked him up earlier,
he was like putty in my hands.

Well, maybe... maybe
he's just, uh, hungry.

Who wants some chocolate?

Dogs can't eat chocolate.
It makes them sick.

Yeah, I know. It was just
a joke between me and Jasper.

I will, um, go get
the real treats,

while you put
on the leash.

Come here. Wanna go for a walk?
Let's go for a walk.

Thanks for doing this.
I'll just be a second.

Wow. Nice place.

Glad I bought lunch.

Thanks again.

And paid for parking.

I know. It's crazy expensive
in this neighbourhood.

Oh. You play tennis?

No. But I love Andre Agassi.

He used that one
at the French Open.

Oh.

Oh, got it. Under the
first generation,

a glorified coaster now.

Hey, you want a
quick espresso?

I just got a new machine,
my one indulgence.

Oh, ho, no thanks.
Can I use your washroom?

Please. But don't pee
in the waterfall.

That's decoration.

Um, where, uh...

- Huh?
- Hm?

Oh, sacrifice.

Come on.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Whoa, it is a beautiful day, isn't it?

I could use a little
help here. Shelter dog.

He's a little crazy.

- I can help you.
- Not you, him.

Oh, I hope you got rabies.

I didn't mean that.

Uh, Peter, do you
have a second?

Uh, yeah.

I was just in the middle
of something, but, uh, go ahead.

Well, you know, um,
I'm the veteran agent here

and I was just wondering if
that is reflected in my salary.

Wow.

I gotta admire the balls
on you for that one.

Yeah, sorry, hands
are tied. Cutbacks.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, I... I just wanted to
know if a Level 5, like me,

makes more than a
Level 3 like, uh,

Well, who's Level 3?

- Um, N'udu.
- Of course.

- Well, pay rises each clearance level.
- By a lot?

Yeah. Well, I can
tell you by how much.

Just tell me how much
your Level 5 salary is

and I'll subtract it from
my Level 12 salary.

Oh, don't... don't worry about that.
I got what I came for.

No, no. Just tell me
how much you make.

Nah, I'm just gonna go.
I make this much.

Hm?

So, how did it go?

Good. Good. Um, the intel
I've got on Brautman

is that he throws
with his right hand.

Okay?

I thought I could see this case
through, I really did, but...

- You're afraid of dogs.
- They just don't like me.

They've talked.
They've made their decision.

It's not good to have fear
in this line of work.

It can be used against you,
which is why I've systematically

eliminated all of mine,
with the exception of earwigs

and guys who call
fun things a blast.

I think you should
take over this file.

Nonsense. I'm going to
help you overcome this.

That's sweet, but I think
I'm a lost cause.

Jasper barked at me
sarcastically.

You just need to spend
some time with my dog.

- She's calm, precise, reliable.
- Just like you. That's funny.

That's not funny.
That's the way I trained her.

Oh, bad news, N'udu.

My Aunt Adele passed away.

Oh, I am so sorry
to hear that.

Yep. She left me 500 bucks.

Nice lady.

Say, that ever happen to you?

No. How old was your aunt?

Doesn't matter.

You know what I did
with that $500?

Went to the casino.
I was feeling lucky.

After your aunt died?

Uh, oh, she also left me
a rabbit's foot.

Anyway, I went to the casino
and I tripled my money.

That's great when
that happens. Right?

- I guess. I try not to gamble.
- Oh.

We should really
get going.

Mm, sweet.
Wrist candy.

It's just a watch.
It's big.

It's a Morenz. Somebody's
swingin' for the fences.

Probably a knockoff.

- What's that cost, like 2K?
- Go north, young man.

A piece like that is for
serious watch wearers only.

It's not some consolation prize
in a peewee wrasslin' contest.

We weren't peewees,
we were juniors.

There was a guy nicknamed Peewee,
but he was... well, never mind.

N'udu, you gotta let me
hold that thing.

Oh, okay, that's it.
Break time's over.

Not according
to my Morenz.

Okay, good.
Now call her over.

Hillary.

- Commit to it.
- Hillary!

- Better.
- Hillary, come!

Eeuw, it's not gonna
lick me, is it?

It's a she. And, no, she only
licks her mommy. Don't you?

It's just that a dog licked
my toes once at a cottage.

I accidentally kicked it in the
face and it fell in the lake.

Well, try and stay calm and
don't kick Hillary in the face.

- Okay.
- Good girl.

- Yeah, good girl.
- I was talking to you.

Hillary knows
she's a good girl.

Burt Wilson.

Golden Boy.

Goldie Wilson.

Uh, hi, Peter.

Makes me wonder, though,
what a junior wrestler

could do against a
multi-sport all-star.

Ah, I've... I've hung up
my wrestling shoes.

Yeah, right.

I'm not buyin' it.

All right, come on.

Let the tiger out for
some grapplin' time.

Gimme your best hold,
I'll squirt out of it.

Let's go, Burt!

I'm gonna go print these
phone lists using the printer

on the second floor.

Come on, buddy,
let's do this.

Come on. Burt!

Burt!

Is Svenson ever
going to show up?

N'udu, many years ago I
liberated a beautiful set

of golf clubs from
the evidence room.

But no matter how much I played,
I couldn't get my handicap down.

Guilt is a powerful sand trap.
So I turned myself in.

I was suspended
and docked pay.

Why are you
telling me this?

It's just a
cautionary tale.

Are you accusing me
of something?

I think the story
speaks for itself.

I think the story should
mind its own business.

I make more than you.

How can you afford
such fancy things?

- Why did you order gravy on the side?
- Sorry?

At lunch. You ordered
gravy on the side.

The sandwich came with gravy,

- but you paid to have it on the side.
- I like to dip.

Maybe you don't have money
because you blow it on gravy.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need some air.

It was just a story.

- Hello, again.
- Hello.

- We met yesterday.
- Yes.

Your dog has changed.

This is my other dog, Hillary.

I left Jasper,
my crazy dog, at home.

I see.

Hello, Hillary. Hello.

This is Oksana.

Go!

They seem to be
getting along nicely.

Oksana, stop chasing her!

Ah, that's fine.
Just let them play.

Oksana!

She's not coming back.

Oh, she'll... she'll turn
around, in a second.

Any sec. Hillary!

Well... well, at least
I still have Jasper.

Hillary!

Hillary!

So, how did my girl do?

Well, she was great, everything
you said she would be,

- Until she wasn't.
- What do you mean?

Oksana spooked
her a little.

- Did she refuse to sit?
- You could say that.

Sometimes she takes an
instant dislike to a dog.

- She's quick to judge.
- She is quick in general.

Are you trying to
tell me something?

Oksana ran.
Hillary ran.

- Why didn't you run too?
- I did, but Hillary ran faster.

I really thought
she'd come back.

She's a dog,
not a boomerang!

I'm so sorry. I've called
the city, the police.

Oh, my baby.

- My poor baby!
- She looked happy.

I told you before, this isn't
Benjamin N'udu's phone number.

Quit playing games with us,
Mr. N'udu,

or we'll have to come down
there and find you.

Maybe I'll declare bankruptcy.

Then your agency won't be
able to collect a penny. Goodbye.

- Hi, N'udu.
- Hi.

You were right.

I'm pretty frivolous
with my money.

But you just
bought takeout.

Uh-uh, reusing a paper bag.
Packed my own lunch.

- Good for you, Claude.
- No more dining out.

I'm gonna carpool with
Burt to save on gas.

And, you know, Helene and
I usually go to Maine in August,

but I told her,
"Not this year,

not until we get these
bills paid down. "

You can't deny
yourself everything.

That's what Helene said to me,

but she was much angrier
when she said it.

You shouldn't fight
over money.

If we don't fight, how will we
ever have nice things, like you?

She's small, white, answers
to the name of Hillary.

Ah, JoJo must be
going through hell.

We're doing everything
we can to find her.

I've got Burt cruising around
in the van with treats.

I've reminded him to stay
away from playgrounds.

I'd be worried sick if
my Yorkies got lost.

I mean, can you imagine
these guys out there,

on the street, alone.

God knows what
could happen.

A little more
positive, please.

Alex speaking.
Arkady!

How are you doing?
Any luck finding Hillary?

No. I'm worried sick.

She's out there on
the street, alone.

God knows what
could happen.

Well, I want to help. Can I
put up posters or something?

Sure, yeah. That'd be great.

How about we meet at the
park in about an hour?

That sounds good.
I'll... I'll see you then.

Okay! Brautman's still
a go. We got a break.

A tough break, a terrible,
terrible break.

Looks like Svenson's
called in some muscle.

- We should call it in.
- No!

We don't know for sure
if they made us.

What else could it be?
They're just sittin' there.

We're just sitting here.

Try moving ahead.

Tailgaters.

Mm.

Thanks for doing this. I don't
mean to take you away from work.

Oh, work is work.
This is important.

Yes, my dogs are everything
to me, obviously.

Even leaving Jasper all on his own
this morning. Yeah, it must be tough.

You must find that hard,
with Oksana, every day.

I've been working
at home lately.

Are you doing that
a lot these days?

As much as I can.
Next week I have to travel.

Oh. Do you take
Oksana with you?

Not this time. I have
to put her in a kennel.

You know, I'm
flying overseas.

- Ah, good to know.
- Why?

Um, because I sometimes
travel and I could use

a good kennel for Jasper

and, well, hopefully Hillary.

Mm.

Haaaaiyaaa!

Hey! What are you doing?

- I'm doing ya Greek Style.
- Don't you mean Greco-Roman?

- Yeah. How's it taste?
- I don't wanna fight you.

Don't want, or can't want?

Ow!

- Oh, ho, ho, vic-tor-y!
- Ow! My wrist.

- I'm not fallin' for that.
- Falling for what?

I help you, next thing you know
I'm tied up like a pretzel.

- Not gonna happen, Starbuck.
- Okay, whatever.

Boy, you really
are milkin' it.

Unless you're...
oh, man, I am so sorry.

It's fine. Just
don't touch me.

Now I feel like
a bit of a jerk.

Well, can I get ya anything,
a muffin, a coffee?

You better not be fakin'.

Uh, hi.

Hi.

Why does this person have
your dog on her poster?

Um, this is...

Such a coincidence.

I saw your poster and I just
fell in love with Hillary.

- So I made my own poster.
- Oh.

I thought whoever owns
this special dog

must be utterly devastated,

maybe filled with rage
and revenge fantasies.

I am.

But I also know my friends are
working very hard to find her.

I'll get that tree.
Sure.

He's leaving the
country next week.

I think he has the
intel at his house.

- What do you need me to do?
- Take these.

- Thank you for your help, kind stranger.
- Of course.

Oh, no. We're out of posters.
Do you live nearby?

We can use your printer.

- Thanks.
- Sure.

If you're hungry, I can make
you an Uzbeki meat pie.

I am starving.
I could eat a whole one myself.

They're very small.

- Yeah, I'll eat a lot of them.
- This way. Come, Oksana.

Here we go.

What are you doing?

These guys wanna party?
Fine. It's Hammer Time.

You said you gave
the clubs back.

I, uh, adapt the story
to fit the circumstance.

So, who wants a slice?

Claude, wait. These
are collection agents.

I'm a little behind.

What happened to
fiscal responsibility?

It took a back seat
to living large.

- I said I'd pay you Wednesday.
- It's Thursday.

I didn't realize that.

Hey, you made me
cancel my holiday.

Dammit!

I know, I misled you.
Not that. Svenson.

Excuse me.

Hey! Get back here!
That camera belongs to us.

Actually, it
belongs to NISA.

I'll be right back.
I promise.

I'll take your clubs
as collateral.

I'll take your face
as collateral.

Thanks for printing
out more posters.

Oh, you're welcome. I'm certain
she'll turn up sooner or later.

Do you need to check
on the meat pies?

Oh, ho, I see those little pies
have captured your imagination.

They always do.

I'm just gonna use your
washroom. I'll be right back.

Sure, of course.

Hillary! Good doggy.

Stay. Stay.

Hillary, no! Aaa-aah!

Mm, aah.

Ah, oh.

Fresh from the oven.

No time for meat pies.
Hillary's outside!

What?

Wait. I will have
some meat pies.

My baby!
You found her!

I lured her in with
Uzbeki meat pies.

She's on a raw food diet,
but we'll let it slide.

She licked my face a
little when I found her.

That means she likes you,

or you had pieces of meat pie
crumbs on your face.

Now all you have to do
is hand over those files

and we can turn this
Thursday into a Friday.

Uh, there was a problem
with the download.

Oh. Well, I guess it's back to
the dog park with Hillary,

if JoJo's okay with that.

- Hi, there.
- Oh.

Wow. What?

This is Zeus and
Apollo, my Yorkies.

Jasper's at home taking
a nap with Hillary.

Four dogs? You
have a big heart.

Sure do.

Zeus and Apollo, right?
So which one is which?

Let me get back
to you on that.

I got to Brautman's computer.

He's been selling intel
to Glitco's competitors.

What happened?

Oh, yeah, Burt.

What was the, uh,
question, again?

Why does he have a
cast on his wrist?

Well, he was, um, he was walkin'
down the hallway and...

- I fell.
- Backwards.

- It was a weird position, you know?
- Strange, huh?

I've been playing sports
my whole life

and there I am tripping
over my feet in the hall.

I just wanted
to wrestle him.

How long is your wrist
out of commission for?

Six weeks.

You know, it-it's kinda funny
when you think about it,

me putting out a junior
medalist for six weeks.

Yeah, I guess I don't
know my own strength.

You shouldn't be
proud of that.

Right.

- Sorry, again, champ.
- Yeah.

- There is a bright side to all this.
- What is that?

My condo is going to look
so much bigger when it's empty.

Are you done
with the couch?

First let me
check for change.

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