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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:45,206 Why do you have a camera? 2 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,998 I don't know why I can't find anyone. 3 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,792 The camera doesn't lie, or does it? 4 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,240 Recording this just in case something happens to me. 5 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,103 Someone must have seen this. 6 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:00,264 It's completely out of order. 7 00:03:01,378 --> 00:03:02,618 - Stop it! - Who's a killer! 8 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,067 Who's a killer! 9 00:03:04,068 --> 00:03:05,342 You want some of this? 10 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:07,067 - Who's a killer! - You're a killer. 11 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:08,068 Always have the camera. 12 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:10,687 It's too bad there wasn't a camera around 13 00:03:10,688 --> 00:03:11,998 when you needed one, right? 14 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,240 Ooh! 15 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,412 Turn the camera off! 16 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,033 I think you should put the camera down. 17 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,448 No, no! 18 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,067 What's on the tape, man? 19 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,068 When I get back, I'll check the tapes. 20 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:51,204 ♪ Move everybody 21 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:54,171 ♪ Come on, let it shine 22 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:02,757 ♪ Move everybody 23 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:06,655 ♪ I'm not your kind, your type 24 00:04:12,516 --> 00:04:13,998 Hi, you've reached. 25 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,687 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 26 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,170 I will probably call you back. 27 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,964 ♪ Not going back 28 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:33,757 Hi, you've reached. 29 00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:36,136 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 30 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:41,137 I will probably call you back. 31 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:46,170 ♪ Dare see the rage inside you 32 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:51,136 ♪ Together we fly 33 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:54,723 ♪ Rise to stand up, defy everything ♪ 34 00:04:54,723 --> 00:04:56,033 ♪ In your sick life 35 00:04:58,516 --> 00:05:00,067 Hi, you've reached. 36 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,584 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 37 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:04,377 I will probably call you back. 38 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:06,059 Okay, no, I'm totally gonna call you back. 39 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:16,620 - Fuck, dude! - No, no! 40 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:22,516 What are you doing, stop it, stop it, God, no! 41 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:43,447 Okay? 42 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:49,170 Hi, I am Steve. 43 00:05:49,172 --> 00:05:52,894 And I just got this camera, so I'm now going to be 44 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:57,584 videotaping stuff in my life and, you know, on my blog. 45 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,413 Okay, that was stupid. 46 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,860 This right here, though, very serious. 47 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:06,377 It's my rubber band ball. 48 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:09,654 Steven, you got those files ready for me? 49 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:12,067 - Uh. - What are you, 50 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,964 what are you doing? Nothing, no- 51 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:19,103 Oh, wow, there is Jenna. 52 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,240 Go to my house. 53 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,172 Oh, yeah, right. 54 00:06:25,173 --> 00:06:27,170 You have no chance, dude. 55 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,584 Lunch? 56 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:31,653 Let's get a little better look here. 57 00:06:31,654 --> 00:06:33,930 - Don't you dare... - Ah, oh... 58 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:35,653 - Steve? - Oh, uh... 59 00:06:35,654 --> 00:06:36,999 What are you doing? 60 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,377 - Nothing. - Were you just filming me? 61 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,584 No, I, look, I didn't just film you. 62 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,101 Gross. 63 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:46,206 Whoo, all right, okay, let's get the lights. 64 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:52,516 Let's check out the beautiful view right here. 65 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,308 Oh, fuck, there you are. 66 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:57,757 Let me get a little tighter. 67 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:01,206 She's gonna love me. 68 00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:11,101 ♪ You're higher 69 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:14,894 ♪ Together we rise 70 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:17,137 ♪ Rise to the sky and 71 00:07:46,826 --> 00:07:48,826 What the fuck are you doing? 72 00:07:48,826 --> 00:07:50,310 Get outta here. 73 00:07:51,172 --> 00:07:54,654 Right. 74 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,689 Okay, so more about me. 75 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:04,480 Let's see, I, uh, I was born 76 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:07,310 in the Midwest, Wisconsin, to be exact. 77 00:08:08,516 --> 00:08:11,343 Moved to the big city, kinda lost the accent. 78 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:16,309 Yeah, I just, I don't know. 79 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:19,204 I couldn't do a small town for the rest of my life. 80 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,964 I needed to see what was out there. 81 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,067 So here I am. 82 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:29,343 Um, yeah, people back home, 83 00:08:30,757 --> 00:08:33,033 I don't know, I guess I was considered the nice guy. 84 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,929 I used to have this crush on this girl. 85 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:40,724 Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed. 86 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,931 Ah, typical, of course. 87 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,171 Yeah, I used to ride my bike 88 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,793 up and down her block every single day. 89 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:55,240 I mean, I don't know what I was thinking. 90 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,342 It's not like she was gonna run outside and see me 91 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:04,826 and wanna jump on me and make mad sex, you know? 92 00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:06,447 Tell everyone at school about it. 93 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:12,309 It's interesting, though. 94 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,826 Did I wanna have sex with her 95 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:18,412 or did I want everyone at school 96 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:20,000 to know that I had sex with her? 97 00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:25,447 Whoa, this is weird. 98 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,240 Wow, I turn the camera on and all of a sudden, 99 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,724 the truth comes out. 100 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,619 Okay, I'm gonna have to 101 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,724 edit this down a little bit. 102 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,102 I this way. 103 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:45,653 Record. 104 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:49,931 Record, you shit. 105 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:55,999 Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris. 106 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,515 Stop it, don't give me that face. 107 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,447 Stop, okay, really? 108 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:06,378 I know how we can make this a lot more interesting. 109 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,964 And that is Rick's idea of art. 110 00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:13,240 Yeah, enough said, really. 111 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,517 Okay, oh, wow, this is a cool shot. 112 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,480 Down here we have an awesome banner. 113 00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,067 Aw, geez! 114 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,549 Okay, you ruined my shot. 115 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:27,826 What are you doing? 116 00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:28,999 What's this for, dude? 117 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,171 Let me get in it, can I be 118 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,378 in your movie? Okay, everybody, 119 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,999 this is my asshole roommate Rick. 120 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,999 - Say hi, Rick. - Hi, Rick. 121 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,240 - Inspired. - Thank you. 122 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,687 Here, get out of my way, I'm trying to... 123 00:10:37,688 --> 00:10:39,135 - Come on. - I'm trying to shoot here. 124 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:41,033 I could help. 125 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,033 Come here, Steve. 126 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:49,101 Here it is, Stevis Ovarius Rex. 127 00:10:49,102 --> 00:10:52,205 Rarely is it ever seen out in the daylight, 128 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:54,929 but luckily, he's chosen a park area 129 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,792 where other mates won't see him and rightfully mock him 130 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,412 for the poor performance... Hey, give me that! 131 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:03,067 Geez, come on, dude, jerk! 132 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,756 - Oh. - Great, great, 133 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:05,999 you probably broke it. 134 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,135 Me, I was the one lunging for it. 135 00:11:08,136 --> 00:11:09,447 Aw, fuck. 136 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,929 - Sorry, but... - Don't worry about it. 137 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:15,517 The red light's still on, it's probably fine, see? 138 00:11:16,895 --> 00:11:19,515 Look at that, she's coming right down here. 139 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:20,963 - Look at that. - Good morning. 140 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,999 Yeah, good morning is right. 141 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,860 Ooh, ooh, okay, hold this, gotta go. 142 00:11:26,861 --> 00:11:29,549 What, oh, yeah, right! 143 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,999 She's so outta your league, Rick. 144 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,480 Ah, yours, maybe, mine? 145 00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:34,517 No, got this. 146 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,480 - Okay, I'll... - Excuse me, 147 00:11:38,481 --> 00:11:39,447 - coming through. - Just be here. 148 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,585 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God, 149 00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:42,999 what a douche. 150 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,205 I'm good, could you just... 151 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,515 - Tell me that doesn't work. - Hand? 152 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:47,999 Wow, sorry, I didn't... 153 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,342 - Did I hurt you? - No way. 154 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,171 I was just trying to... 155 00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:53,619 ♪ You want this, do you want this ♪ 156 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:58,586 ♪ Gun show, welcome to the gun show ♪ 157 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:02,240 ♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh 158 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,205 ♪ I see there, I see there, huh ♪ 159 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,309 Rick, goddammit, get out of here. 160 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,101 Oh, my firm's Christmas party. 161 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,274 - Oh, no, look who it is. - Oh. 162 00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:19,342 - Oh, what's this? - Smile, kids. 163 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:20,756 You're on Candid Camera. 164 00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:23,205 This is shit he's recording for his weblog. 165 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:24,722 Uh-huh, and who's interested in that? 166 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:25,929 That's what I said, thank you, Brenda. 167 00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:27,515 Whoa, whoa, whoa, a lot of people 168 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,517 are doing stuff like this. 169 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:29,619 It's not, like, weird. 170 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,826 Instead of working, right? 171 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:32,619 - Oh! - No! 172 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,894 - No, Rick... - You don't know what's in... 173 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,274 - Rick, Rick! - Thank you. 174 00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:38,135 There he is, kids, the party animal. 175 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,585 It's Steve. 176 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:42,274 He's a low level executive in his early 20s. 177 00:12:42,274 --> 00:12:44,101 He's got a medium five-figure salary 178 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:46,929 and just six payments left on a '91 Nissan Stanza. 179 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:49,240 It's a beautiful ride, girls. 180 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,999 Come on down, he's a one-drink wonder. 181 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,135 He's into aggressive sex... 182 00:12:53,136 --> 00:12:54,240 - Fuck you, man. - And he likes to watch. 183 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,515 Just give me the camera back. 184 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:56,756 - No, no, no, no, no. - Just give me it back. 185 00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,033 You do not know what's interesting. 186 00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:02,619 I didn't know where you went. 187 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,724 Miss me, hmm? 188 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,654 I missed you, come here. 189 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,101 Come here. 190 00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:15,517 I said come here. 191 00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:24,135 It'll be so much fun. 192 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,033 I promise it'll be so much fun. 193 00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:28,205 Yeah, it's all fun and games, Steve, 194 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,653 until someone gets hurt. 195 00:13:29,654 --> 00:13:32,033 It's all fun and games, Steve, until someone gets hurt. 196 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:35,480 I'll make it worth your while. 197 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,447 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 198 00:14:00,102 --> 00:14:01,982 Your yearly review, how do you think you did? 199 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:03,965 I think I did okay. 200 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,136 Didn't I? 201 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,000 I've seen better, a lot better. 202 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,999 In fact, I'd go as far as to say 203 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,894 that a review of your performance over this past year 204 00:14:18,895 --> 00:14:21,309 is not impressive at all. 205 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,965 - So I'm fired. - No, I didn't say that. 206 00:14:26,895 --> 00:14:28,412 But you're going to. 207 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,378 Your performance was average. 208 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:35,379 We don't fire anyone for average, at least not initially. 209 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,136 Look, Steven, I know you wanna be a junior in training, 210 00:14:40,688 --> 00:14:42,929 and for now your data entry work is great. 211 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:45,758 It's keeping the company running, but, uh, 212 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:50,309 your behavior at work is a completely different matter. 213 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,344 What do you mean? 214 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,894 People seem to be concerned 215 00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,206 about your personality. 216 00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:01,000 You've had complaints. 217 00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:05,688 People just aren't comfortable being around you. 218 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,447 It actually scares them. 219 00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,724 What? 220 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,205 That. 221 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,447 You know I can't tell you that. 222 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,861 Aren't comfortable around me. 223 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,481 What's wrong with me? 224 00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:29,000 I can't be the worst person in the office, surely. 225 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,549 What about Rick? 226 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,102 No, everybody likes Rick. 227 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:38,929 So you're gonna fire me. 228 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,344 No, but this has to change. 229 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,758 How do I change it? 230 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:47,206 I don't know, find a way, ask Rick. 231 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:55,067 Okay, thank you, Mr. McGavin. 232 00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,240 - Busted, shit. - Give me my camera, Rick. 233 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,515 Hate it when this happens. 234 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,480 - Don't be an asshole. - Hi, Jenna, oof! 235 00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,135 Give me my camera! 236 00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:05,999 You are such an asshole. 237 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,136 No, people like me. 238 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:13,000 You know, I don't, I don't know why I can't find anyone. 239 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,724 I always feel like I'm the outsider, you know? 240 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,172 Like there's always, 241 00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:29,585 everyone else seems to be able to do it just fine, 242 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:32,999 but I've never got it. 243 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,758 I don't know how they do it. 244 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,171 I just feel like I'm, like, 245 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,861 two degrees off, you know? 246 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,517 I need to find somebody, 247 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,033 someone who likes me. 248 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:04,758 Oh, God, I feel sick, this is pathetic. 249 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,862 Right. 250 00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,585 Then who invited you? 251 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,894 I crashed. 252 00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:35,826 What do you do here? 253 00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:38,102 Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer. 254 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,032 Well, a junior in training. 255 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,032 I do a lot of the after-hours paperwork, 256 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,861 but when I'm really lucky, they give me 257 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,861 the cases they can't be bothered with, 258 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,861 - so, come on. - Nice. 259 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,412 I'm a junior in training, too. 260 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,963 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, if I stick in there 261 00:17:51,964 --> 00:17:53,565 long enough, they might give me my own... 262 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,826 - Want a ride? - No, no, no, I'm good. 263 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,102 - You sure? - I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah. 264 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,343 Even... 265 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,688 - Absolutely, okay. - Okay, have fun. 266 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,204 What are you, what, are you... 267 00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,034 - Uh... - What are you 268 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:06,308 doing with that? 269 00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:09,273 I am, this is kind of a hobby of mine. 270 00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,446 I like to document things, especially 271 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:12,930 the beautiful things. 272 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:17,585 And honestly, I think that perhaps this might be 273 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,413 the beginning of a beautiful relationship. 274 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,204 I should really be creeped out right now. 275 00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:26,275 Oh, wow, look at that necklace. 276 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,275 - Oh. - That's gorgeous. 277 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,791 Oh, thank you. 278 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,413 It's, um, St. Christopher, the patron, 279 00:18:33,619 --> 00:18:35,102 Lord's prayer. 280 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,308 Hey, Miss Salazar, happy Christmas. 281 00:18:36,309 --> 00:18:38,861 Hey, merry Christmas to you. 282 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,722 Watch out for the drink, you gotta drive tonight. 283 00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:44,171 Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm okay, merry Christmas. 284 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,343 Can I get your name? 285 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,550 Please? 286 00:18:49,205 --> 00:18:50,205 Vanessa. 287 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,757 I must be desperate. 288 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,343 Just so you know, I don't normally 289 00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,895 bring stalkers with cameras into my house. 290 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,861 You are harmless, aren't you? 291 00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,999 Oh, thanks, thanks a lot. 292 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,240 I'm just playing. 293 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,171 Oh, you're so pretty. 294 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,619 Can I give you a kiss? 295 00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:22,481 Yeah. 296 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,516 Okay, film me. 297 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,308 - Really? - Why do anything 298 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,723 if it's not on camera, right? 299 00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:52,723 I mean, alcohol makes me do things I wouldn't normally do. 300 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:55,501 Don't you want to find out what they are? 301 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,862 Yes, yes, I would. 302 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,136 - Mom, who's that? - Oh. 303 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:12,757 - Um... - I'm Steve, and you are? 304 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:13,758 Erin. 305 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,550 Erin, cool. 306 00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:20,586 Why do you have a camera? 307 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,204 I'm making a movie about my life 308 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,861 and your mommy's in it. 309 00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:27,204 Can I be in it? 310 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:28,757 You already are. 311 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,931 Come on, hun, let's get you tucked back into bed. 312 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:45,894 Sorry about that, um... 313 00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,586 Where were we? 314 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,067 Ideas. 315 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,205 Well, for instance, you. 316 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,826 I know what you've done, Steve. 317 00:21:18,826 --> 00:21:23,826 I have seen the tape, this tape, and the camera doesn't lie. 318 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,550 Or does it, dah dah dam! 319 00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:29,378 What am I supposed to do? 320 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,723 Flip a coin, consult the I Ching? 321 00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:38,481 You know I do happen to like your life better than mine. 322 00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,517 Should I stop you and take it over? 323 00:21:44,723 --> 00:21:49,447 Tough choice, what do you think, fellow bloggers? 324 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,172 You think I could get away with it? 325 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:56,964 The fate of your world, ooh! 326 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,067 It's heads. 327 00:22:20,309 --> 00:22:21,309 Hello? 328 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,343 I didn't give you that. 329 00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:56,757 I know, I got it from your neighbor. 330 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,343 I didn't think you'd mind. Are you crazy? 331 00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,894 I didn't think you'd mind. 332 00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:04,862 What, babe, babe, babe, where are you going? 333 00:23:05,723 --> 00:23:07,204 I'm going away from you. 334 00:23:07,205 --> 00:23:08,722 - Honey... - You know, 335 00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:10,273 this boyfriend-girlfriend thing is really starting 336 00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,448 to piss me off. 337 00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,582 What, are you trying to kill me, kill me? 338 00:23:16,344 --> 00:23:18,999 Oh. 339 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,516 Now why would I wanna do that? 340 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,067 I don't know. 341 00:23:24,309 --> 00:23:26,723 - You are, ugh! - I am not. 342 00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:29,412 I would never do such a thing. 343 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,205 What kind of person would do that? 344 00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:34,999 Mm. 345 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,931 Hello. 346 00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,240 Rick, what are you doing here? 347 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,791 I always come here. 348 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:42,930 You are the stalker, remember? 349 00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,273 Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick. 350 00:23:45,275 --> 00:23:46,516 Why, hello. 351 00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:47,413 Nice to meet you. 352 00:23:47,413 --> 00:23:49,135 - Jinx. - Double jinx. 353 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,894 You can't double jinx me. 354 00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:51,999 I just did, what are you gonna do about it? 355 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,102 Oh, you will see. 356 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,549 - I will, huh? - Yes. 357 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:56,517 She's pretty cool. 358 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,204 Yeah, yeah, let's go. 359 00:23:58,205 --> 00:23:59,343 Why, thank you, sir. 360 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,930 Why, no, no, no, thank you. 361 00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,204 Double jinx. 362 00:24:02,205 --> 00:24:03,034 Uh, you can't double jinx. 363 00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:04,377 That's not how it works. 364 00:24:04,378 --> 00:24:05,963 See, we have to say something at the... 365 00:24:05,964 --> 00:24:07,032 Same time, jinx! 366 00:24:07,034 --> 00:24:08,549 - Oh, I got you! - Oh! 367 00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,273 Okay, guys, you guys are being really... 368 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,722 - Stupid? - Jinx! 369 00:24:11,723 --> 00:24:14,826 Ugh. 370 00:24:14,826 --> 00:24:16,240 She's all right. 371 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,136 - Thank you. - Yeah. 372 00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:18,826 Yeah, so, um, 373 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:21,618 - yeah. - You know, 374 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:23,032 we have kind of a strange connection, you and I. 375 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:24,102 - We do, I think we do. - Interesting, 376 00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,999 don't you think so, Steve? 377 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,585 - Just a little. - No, actually, I don't. 378 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:29,826 - A little... - I think you guys 379 00:24:29,826 --> 00:24:31,343 are being really weird and stupid. 380 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,791 I know, it's true, what are you gonna do about it? 381 00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:34,273 Yeah, you gonna actually put down the camera 382 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,999 and run after us there? No way. 383 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,653 I tell him that all the time and he never really, 384 00:24:37,654 --> 00:24:38,861 can't keep up with me ever. 385 00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:40,412 He doesn't listen. 386 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,240 - He's very competitive. - He is. 387 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,377 - Wow, really. - And yet I always 388 00:24:43,378 --> 00:24:44,618 - seem to beat him. - Me, too. 389 00:24:44,619 --> 00:24:47,171 - Funny that, huh, huh. - Interesting, mm-hmm. 390 00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,999 Okay, you guys are being really stupid. 391 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,549 - You've said. - Oh, you know what? 392 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:51,517 - What? - I think I can take you 393 00:24:51,518 --> 00:24:53,067 - in a race, ah! - Oh, you can't. 394 00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,481 - I can, I can... - What, huh, huh? 395 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,585 Where are you guys going? 396 00:24:57,586 --> 00:24:58,861 Wait, you guys! 397 00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,757 Winner! 398 00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:02,378 Winner, I crossed that line... 399 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:08,204 Hey, what are you doing up on this floor? 400 00:25:08,205 --> 00:25:09,205 Oh, nothing. 401 00:25:10,619 --> 00:25:13,618 You shouldn't have! 402 00:25:13,619 --> 00:25:14,448 Uh. 403 00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:17,067 Ooh. 404 00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:18,586 I didn't, Jenna. 405 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:21,826 Nice card. 406 00:25:21,826 --> 00:25:23,999 Sorry, Jenna, you missed your chance. 407 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,618 Oh, in your dreams. 408 00:25:26,619 --> 00:25:28,619 Whatever, you'll be back. 409 00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:33,517 Wow. 410 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:41,516 Okay, everybody, this is my Valentine's message 411 00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:45,791 to all of you, and for all the ladies out there, 412 00:25:45,792 --> 00:25:49,344 Jenna included, I'm taken. 413 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,275 Happy Valentine's Day. 414 00:25:56,378 --> 00:25:57,792 Hey, baby. 415 00:25:59,448 --> 00:26:00,448 These are for you. 416 00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,964 I love you, I love you. 417 00:26:05,517 --> 00:26:08,205 Okay, all right, let's do this for real. 418 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,000 All right, there, okay. 419 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,412 Excuse me, sir? 420 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,894 Sir, did you check in at the console? 421 00:26:22,895 --> 00:26:24,135 - Oh. - Did you check in with, 422 00:26:24,136 --> 00:26:25,586 sir, hey, sir! 423 00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:28,757 Ah, 424 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,171 I'm a hopeless romantic. 425 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,344 Sir, hey, sir! 426 00:26:34,067 --> 00:26:37,377 She's gonna be so surprised. 427 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:38,826 Okay, here we go. 428 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,136 Hey, hey, stop right there, stop right... 429 00:26:58,136 --> 00:27:01,135 Jeff... 430 00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:02,861 Vanessa. 431 00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:06,862 Ooh, oh, fuck. 432 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,172 Amor. 433 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,931 Hey, am I doing this right? 434 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,102 Is the red light on? 435 00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:26,000 Mm, mm-hmm, come on, smile for me. 436 00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:31,275 What, you don't like it when the camera's on you, huh? 437 00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:34,585 No, it's not that. 438 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,689 Then what? 439 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:41,240 Nothing, I, uh, it's just been one of those days, babe. 440 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,412 Oh, I'm sorry. 441 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,931 Here, this will cheer you up. 442 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:49,550 But wait, wait, I wanna get this. 443 00:27:55,136 --> 00:27:56,377 Perfect. 444 00:27:56,378 --> 00:27:59,757 - Mm. - Okay, go on, open it. 445 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:02,894 Okay. 446 00:28:02,895 --> 00:28:06,448 Happy Valentine's Day. 447 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,963 See, he can keep an eye on you when I'm not around. 448 00:28:09,964 --> 00:28:11,240 Thanks, honey. 449 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,344 So are you gonna tell me what was wrong? 450 00:28:16,586 --> 00:28:17,586 Uh. 451 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,067 Mm, I missed you, too. 452 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,204 Is Erin in her room? 453 00:28:30,205 --> 00:28:31,895 No, she's with her dad, Jeff. 454 00:28:35,792 --> 00:28:37,930 Mm, oh. 455 00:28:37,931 --> 00:28:39,000 You are such a wimp. 456 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,723 - Vanessa. - Yeah. 457 00:28:46,067 --> 00:28:47,723 I know you been talking to Jeff. 458 00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:51,275 How do you know that? 459 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:53,791 Were you trying to hide it from me? 460 00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:54,963 How would you know that? 461 00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:56,240 Have you been me? 462 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,585 Are you trying to hide it from me? 463 00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:58,791 - Just back off. - I'm done. 464 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:01,102 Oh, hey there. 465 00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:02,103 Hi. 466 00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:05,826 Oh, wow. 467 00:29:09,826 --> 00:29:11,653 Baby, you look sexy. 468 00:29:11,654 --> 00:29:14,549 Yeah, are you feeling better now? 469 00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:16,826 Yeah, I feel a lot better now. 470 00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:24,480 Mm, I think you should put the camera down. 471 00:29:24,481 --> 00:29:26,585 - Really? - Yeah, really. 472 00:29:26,586 --> 00:29:30,585 Why, baby, hmm? 473 00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:32,549 'Cause you need your hands free. 474 00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:34,722 I think you're right. 475 00:29:34,723 --> 00:29:36,413 - Yeah. - Yeah. 476 00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:42,275 Sh. 477 00:30:00,034 --> 00:30:01,861 Asshole! Oh, I'm a fucking asshole? 478 00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:04,102 Yeah, you're a fucking asshole. 479 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,343 How would you know that? 480 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,480 That's none of your business. 481 00:30:07,481 --> 00:30:08,653 No, it is my business. 482 00:30:08,654 --> 00:30:10,618 You're my girlfriend, right? 483 00:30:10,619 --> 00:30:11,861 What are you doing, fucking him? 484 00:30:11,862 --> 00:30:14,618 He's the father of my child, 485 00:30:14,619 --> 00:30:16,135 and that is none of your business. 486 00:30:16,136 --> 00:30:18,343 I have to talk to him. 487 00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:20,688 How do you know that? 488 00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:23,102 Fuck you, you've been following me, fuck you! 489 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:24,308 No, you know what, fuck you! 490 00:30:24,309 --> 00:30:25,999 I needed to know and now I know. 491 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,412 You don't need to know shit. 492 00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:28,861 I'm my own person. 493 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:32,103 Oh, you know what, just go, just fucking go. 494 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,067 My relationship with Vanessa is over. 495 00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:39,067 It's dead. 496 00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,791 You know, I read somewhere that the death of something 497 00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:47,619 is the rebirth of something else. 498 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,034 You think that's true? 499 00:30:53,654 --> 00:30:56,309 I don't know whether to believe that or not. 500 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I don't really care. 501 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:09,413 And to be honest, I'm afraid of death. 502 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,172 It might seem kinda weird, but, 503 00:31:20,931 --> 00:31:25,446 you know, people say that everything comes from your soul. 504 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,448 What soul? 505 00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:30,172 You live, you die. 506 00:31:33,067 --> 00:31:34,067 What else is there? 507 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:43,964 And I remember when I was a little kid I broke my hand. 508 00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:48,000 I went to the doctor's office and saw the x-ray. 509 00:31:51,895 --> 00:31:54,034 And I saw my bones, just bones, 510 00:31:59,826 --> 00:32:01,517 as if from that point on, I just, 511 00:32:05,205 --> 00:32:08,413 I realized how fragile 512 00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:15,758 life is and how anyone can die at any moment. 513 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:20,586 It's the scariest thing in the world. 514 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:23,758 You can't control it. 515 00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:26,172 No one can control it. 516 00:32:30,619 --> 00:32:31,689 And I'm scared. 517 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:39,171 I'm truly scared and I don't know, I don't know 518 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:42,895 what to do about that, 'cause I have no control over it. 519 00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:52,654 At least I'm scared, at least I feel something. 520 00:32:57,654 --> 00:33:00,067 No one is available to answer this call. 521 00:33:00,067 --> 00:33:02,309 Please leave a message. 522 00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:06,619 Hi, Jeff. 523 00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:21,999 Vanessa, listen, I know you're there. 524 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,103 I can see you. 525 00:33:27,723 --> 00:33:29,205 There he is. 526 00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:33,000 All right, it's on. 527 00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:35,343 Rick, turn it off. 528 00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:39,067 No, no, camera stays on, my friend. 529 00:33:39,067 --> 00:33:40,344 You know the rules. 530 00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,102 Can't you just hide it again? 531 00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,204 No, you would see that coming 532 00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:47,205 and use that. 533 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,067 We're good, how ya doing? 534 00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:54,204 I'd be better if you left me the hell alone. 535 00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:59,135 Wow, that's some real live emotion there, folks, unedited 536 00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:03,585 on today's show, the Broken Hearts Club with Steve. 537 00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:07,549 So tell us, your girlfriend's ex is back in the picture 538 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:10,722 and your jealousy screwed it up, right? 539 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,585 - No. - Yes. 540 00:34:14,034 --> 00:34:16,793 This from the guy who can't gracefully lose at Monopoly. 541 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,965 Come on, dude, it's me. 542 00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:24,344 No, listen, she screwed it up. 543 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:27,722 Okay, all right, then. 544 00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:30,550 Well, you know how we're gonna get over that one? 545 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:31,860 No, but I bet you'll tell me. 546 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,862 Oh, but I will. 547 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,722 You gotta get back on that horse, man. 548 00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,447 You gotta go fuck somebody else. 549 00:34:37,447 --> 00:34:39,135 I'm serious. 550 00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:40,137 Yeah, like who? 551 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,655 Eh, I hear Jenna's available. 552 00:34:44,309 --> 00:34:45,411 Oh, here. 553 00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:47,378 That's funny, great plan. 554 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:48,965 Or Barton. 555 00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:51,757 Who's Barton? 556 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,273 Girl we met in the park. 557 00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,411 Oh, no, the girl I met in the park. 558 00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,135 You were too slow doing your shy thing. 559 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,619 - Whatever, dude. - 'Cause that works. 560 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:03,894 Seriously, seriously, as I see it, you have two options. 561 00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:05,894 One, the park. 562 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,653 For what little I know about Barton, she likes to jog. 563 00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:11,447 She is sexy as all hell, and dare I say it, 564 00:35:11,447 --> 00:35:15,929 she's actually nice, which means you got a shot, 565 00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:17,826 which you better take really fast, 566 00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:19,688 because I will run out and tap that ass. 567 00:35:19,688 --> 00:35:21,793 This is my one offer, take it or leave it. 568 00:35:23,103 --> 00:35:24,103 Or? 569 00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:30,550 Or you track down this ex-husband 570 00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:34,101 and you wait 'til you got him alone, 571 00:35:34,103 --> 00:35:36,585 then you bash his head in with a fuckin' crowbar. 572 00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:44,309 That's just option two, and I was kidding 573 00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:47,965 should the authorities ever get this tape. 574 00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,585 No one is available to answer this call. 575 00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:57,722 Please leave a message. 576 00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:00,929 Vanessa, listen, I know you're there. 577 00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:02,000 I can see you. 578 00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:05,378 This is the third message I've left today. 579 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,826 Ah, you're such a fucking bitch, you know? 580 00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,034 I know you're seeing him. 581 00:36:11,481 --> 00:36:13,896 I know you're seeing him, how dare you do that to me! 582 00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:18,827 Steven, my office. 583 00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:24,000 Fuck. 584 00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:28,862 Best of luck. 585 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,688 Thanks. 586 00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,585 Oh, big fucking joke, huh? 587 00:36:39,585 --> 00:36:42,032 I just got fired, you happy? 588 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,998 Dude, Rick, come on. 589 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,411 Come on, wait, look. 590 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,481 I bet right now is the best time to ask Jenna out. 591 00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:51,309 There's no way she'd turn you down right now. 592 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,309 Fuck all you guys. 593 00:36:58,309 --> 00:36:59,931 You can keep the goddamn camera. 594 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,135 I'm done with this. 595 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:11,240 I'm done, I'm not posting any more blogs. 596 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,103 And to you, Vanessa? 597 00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:20,585 Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff. 598 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:07,585 ♪ So rise 599 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,688 ♪ To dare see the rage inside you ♪ 600 00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:13,000 What, dude, what the? 601 00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:42,275 So you're gonna show it to our grandkids or something? 602 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Hey, hey, stop right there, stop right. 603 00:38:58,550 --> 00:39:01,103 Look... 604 00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:22,101 - Oh, shit! - Caught you. 605 00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,998 - Mother... - You son of a bitch. 606 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,894 I caught you. Get the fuck off, 607 00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:27,757 you shit. 608 00:40:27,757 --> 00:40:30,204 God, God, shit. 609 00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:33,791 Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax! 610 00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:34,860 What the fuck is wrong with you? 611 00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,137 Dude, dude. 612 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,516 Damn it, I got a hurt shoulder. 613 00:40:41,516 --> 00:40:42,516 You okay? 614 00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:44,724 No, I'm not okay. 615 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,135 I have a hurt shoulder and you made it worse. 616 00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:50,309 - Sorry. - The fuck got into you, man? 617 00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:53,550 Dude, I was fucking around, man. 618 00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:55,135 Little advice, next time you walk into a room, 619 00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,724 make sure you look around first. 620 00:40:58,034 --> 00:40:59,342 Man, you look like shit. 621 00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:01,860 Yeah, so do you. 622 00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:03,653 Really, what happened to you? 623 00:41:03,655 --> 00:41:05,585 I fell, you? 624 00:41:05,585 --> 00:41:06,585 I fell. 625 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,896 - Okay. - Okay. 626 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,240 Tell me something. 627 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,101 When you fell, you have a camera on you? 628 00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,791 Give me my fucking camera. 629 00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:22,963 You always have the camera on you, right? 630 00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,516 Always have the camera. 631 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:25,998 Get the fuck out of my way. 632 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,309 What's on the tape, man? 633 00:41:30,206 --> 00:41:31,965 Oh, wow. 634 00:41:33,688 --> 00:41:35,655 That's cute. 635 00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,585 Jenna, come here and check this out. 636 00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,894 - Here she come. - Come here, mm! 637 00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:44,619 I wanna show... 638 00:41:44,619 --> 00:41:46,963 Over here. 639 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,585 This is the best, this is absolutely classic. 640 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,032 Oh! 641 00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,378 You remember that? 642 00:41:58,378 --> 00:41:59,275 What are you guys watching? 643 00:41:59,275 --> 00:42:00,516 That was awesome. 644 00:42:01,827 --> 00:42:04,275 It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. 645 00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:08,516 Watch your back, I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 646 00:42:08,516 --> 00:42:10,826 I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 647 00:42:10,827 --> 00:42:14,688 Oh, whatever, come on, it's a joke, it's a joke! 648 00:42:15,688 --> 00:42:18,273 Grow up, oh, come on. 649 00:42:18,275 --> 00:42:20,481 Okay, check this part out... 650 00:42:20,481 --> 00:42:21,688 Just feel like I'm 651 00:42:21,688 --> 00:42:22,481 - the outsider. - Make sure you're 652 00:42:22,481 --> 00:42:23,378 getting this, Brenda. 653 00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,411 - Ah, yep, yep. - Oh, wow. 654 00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:26,170 - Uh-huh. - Getting it. 655 00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,791 Rick, this is great. That's so cruel, man. 656 00:42:28,793 --> 00:42:31,067 I mean, he was fired because of crap like this. 657 00:42:31,068 --> 00:42:34,929 Yeah, hey, I am about to make him an internet star. 658 00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,481 You can't put a price on that. 659 00:42:37,481 --> 00:42:38,826 Man, this has got... 660 00:42:38,827 --> 00:42:40,998 Yeah! 661 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,411 Man, how can you do this to Steve, man? 662 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:45,963 He's your friend and your roommate. 663 00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,963 I mean, you invited him into your place. 664 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,344 He pays you rent and you treat him like shit. 665 00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,481 He made the choice. 666 00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:58,273 I, I mean, eh, Steve is not my first roommate 667 00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:01,411 and he won't be my last, but I am the best friend 668 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:05,791 that Steve will ever have, and deep down, he knows that. 669 00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,998 He doesn't have anybody else. 670 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,378 His girlfriend doesn't love him, he's lost. 671 00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:12,653 And what's the saying, you keep your friends close 672 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:14,206 and your enemies closer, right? 673 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,688 I mean, he's, uh, you take a girl like Jenna, right? 674 00:43:18,688 --> 00:43:19,963 Now Jenna falls in love with you, 675 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,722 and I mean really in love with you, 676 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,550 then she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, 677 00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:27,344 which, pretty fucking wild. 678 00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:31,757 Ah, you just have to give her a reason, real or not, 679 00:43:31,757 --> 00:43:34,204 and how you handle that power is up to you. 680 00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,688 But if you don't handle it well, 681 00:43:37,688 --> 00:43:40,931 then bad things happen. 682 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:46,000 And bad things happened to Steve? 683 00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,998 You don't know the half of it. 684 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,998 ♪ Angel severing the love, the ties ♪ 685 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,172 ♪ Severing the vision 686 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:01,032 ♪ This way 687 00:44:01,034 --> 00:44:03,757 Hello, hello out there. 688 00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,998 I guess by now you know my choice, hmm? 689 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,204 The question is this, when did I film this? 690 00:44:12,206 --> 00:44:14,757 Oh, oh, is it the future? 691 00:44:14,757 --> 00:44:17,963 Ooh! ♪ Together we rise 692 00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:19,862 Gah, ha, look at you. 693 00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,206 Don't fuck with me. 694 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,826 You know the chick that lives next door, 695 00:44:33,827 --> 00:44:36,619 the kids, corn-fed sex bags? 696 00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:38,619 I'd do her anyway. 697 00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:39,929 ♪ Something too deep 698 00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:42,032 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 699 00:44:42,034 --> 00:44:45,516 Sheila, ah! 700 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,998 ♪ Severing it just won't go 701 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,619 ♪ Still in a land you know they're still ♪ 702 00:44:50,619 --> 00:44:52,103 It's just a letter opener. 703 00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:56,655 It really couldn't hurt anyone. 704 00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,724 Hey, baby. 705 00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:09,172 Uh-oh, looks like someone had a little too much to drink. 706 00:45:11,896 --> 00:45:16,068 Baby, baby, wake up. 707 00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:18,378 Baby, wake up. 708 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:24,204 Baby, babe, babe, what the, what'd you do? 709 00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:25,447 What did you do? 710 00:45:25,447 --> 00:45:28,344 Honey, honey, how many did you take, huh? 711 00:45:29,481 --> 00:45:32,413 Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up! 712 00:45:34,619 --> 00:45:37,516 Help, oh, shit. 713 00:45:42,896 --> 00:45:47,896 Fuck! 714 00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:52,204 Breathe, come back, come back to me, babe. 715 00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:54,365 Come back to me, come back to me, breathe, babe, come. 716 00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:57,309 Oh, detective. 717 00:45:57,309 --> 00:45:59,032 She didn't try to commit suicide. 718 00:45:59,034 --> 00:46:00,757 She would never leave Erin. 719 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:03,309 I was trying to save her, I was doing CPR. 720 00:46:03,309 --> 00:46:04,619 Save her, of course! 721 00:46:04,619 --> 00:46:07,378 That's why you picked up the phone right away. 722 00:46:08,655 --> 00:46:11,998 What were you really doing then? 723 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,550 Hey, hey, you can't talk to him like that. 724 00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:16,101 Yes, we can, who are you? 725 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:18,550 Uh, that doesn't matter, and this is harassment. 726 00:46:18,550 --> 00:46:20,791 Now if you got something, you charge him. 727 00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:22,170 Arrest him right now. 728 00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:23,103 Rick, no, this is not... 729 00:46:23,103 --> 00:46:24,653 Turn the camera off, sir. 730 00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,204 Uh, no, camera stays on, thank you very much. 731 00:46:26,206 --> 00:46:27,653 You remember Rodney King? 732 00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:31,793 Yeah, now if there's nothing further, get out. 733 00:46:35,481 --> 00:46:37,757 - Oh, you're fucking her. - Rick! 734 00:46:37,757 --> 00:46:38,826 Shut up, I'm helping. 735 00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:40,067 - No, sir, you are not. - Goddammit. 736 00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:41,516 And I suggest you shut up right now 737 00:46:41,516 --> 00:46:43,170 before you say anything else you might regret. 738 00:46:43,172 --> 00:46:44,378 Tell me something, your boss know 739 00:46:44,378 --> 00:46:46,998 you're fucking your partner, huh? 740 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,722 Great, we're screwed, Rick. 741 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:50,447 Sir, if I was you, I would watch your mouth. 742 00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:51,688 Yeah, or what? 743 00:46:51,688 --> 00:46:52,619 I got a camera, what are you gonna do? 744 00:46:52,619 --> 00:46:53,550 Oh, you wanna find out? 745 00:46:53,552 --> 00:46:54,860 Yeah, really? 746 00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:58,135 - Oh, really? - Ben, let's just calm down. 747 00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,550 We're leaving now, okay? 748 00:47:01,827 --> 00:47:03,896 Hey, listen to your partner, big boy. 749 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,653 We'll be back to see you. 750 00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:08,757 And sir, whoever you are, I'd be careful 751 00:47:08,757 --> 00:47:10,032 who you show that tape to. 752 00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:12,516 Yeah, or what, you'll shoot me? 753 00:47:12,516 --> 00:47:15,273 - Man, I gotta be... - What an asshole. 754 00:47:15,275 --> 00:47:17,688 Fucking cops! 755 00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:19,655 Oh. 756 00:47:21,034 --> 00:47:22,309 What the fuck was that, Rick? 757 00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:24,998 That was me protecting you. 758 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,204 When they push, you push back. 759 00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:30,309 Now they're gonna try to pin this Jeff shit on you, 760 00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:31,826 and if you're not fucking careful, 761 00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,894 you're gonna take the fall for it. 762 00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:35,170 What I did is just caught them 763 00:47:35,172 --> 00:47:36,757 threatening you on camera. 764 00:47:36,757 --> 00:47:38,411 Upload that, post it on your Facebook 765 00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:39,860 and Myspace pages... No, no, no, no, no. 766 00:47:39,862 --> 00:47:41,481 And they are fucked. 767 00:47:41,481 --> 00:47:42,722 Are you crazy? 768 00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,516 - No. - Listen, I got some things 769 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,273 I need to work out first, okay? 770 00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:49,688 All right, well, you work your things out. 771 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,103 I don't wanna be here when they come back. 772 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,481 - We're going out. - What? 773 00:47:57,447 --> 00:47:58,931 - Whoo! - Whoo! 774 00:48:00,862 --> 00:48:02,998 Show me something, show me. 775 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,101 I got it, two points, three points 776 00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:09,204 from the NBA line, oh, my God! 777 00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:10,688 Mm, I love you. 778 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:13,032 I'm, I'm Rick, hi. 779 00:48:13,034 --> 00:48:16,172 Yes, Steve, oh, my God! 780 00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,585 Catch her, dude, she's gonna break herself. 781 00:48:24,619 --> 00:48:26,757 Shots on Steve, shot time! 782 00:48:26,757 --> 00:48:28,032 No, no. 783 00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:29,273 ♪ My bitch is badass 784 00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:30,998 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 785 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,101 No, no, no, I paid for, like, 786 00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,135 - two songs. - No, she's fine. 787 00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:34,688 - You're fine. - What? 788 00:48:34,688 --> 00:48:36,722 Dude, what is your problem? 789 00:48:36,724 --> 00:48:37,998 What is your fucking problem? 790 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,411 Dude, is this your idea of a good time? 791 00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:40,929 Yes, actually, it is. 792 00:48:40,931 --> 00:48:43,585 This is most guys' idea of a good time. 793 00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,516 More booze, bitches. 794 00:48:45,516 --> 00:48:47,998 Here, yours. 795 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,447 ♪ And even on the speed 796 00:48:51,447 --> 00:48:53,344 Seriously, can you bring us two more? 797 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,724 Oh, my God. 798 00:48:57,619 --> 00:48:59,757 Is there something you wanna tell me? 799 00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:00,757 What do you mean? 800 00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:06,931 I mean you are the fucking angel of death, man. 801 00:49:08,103 --> 00:49:09,413 Bodies piling up all around you. 802 00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:13,239 I mean, so far, nothing's been pinned on you. 803 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,998 They've got two dead bodies and a stolen car 804 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,411 and that's all coincidence, but fucking ifs 805 00:49:19,413 --> 00:49:20,998 don't matter anymore, man, you know that. 806 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,309 The cops were at our door. 807 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:24,791 They're looking for somebody to take 808 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,447 the ultimate fall on this, so don't fuck up! 809 00:49:29,447 --> 00:49:31,826 I haven't fucked up, I'm innocent! 810 00:49:31,827 --> 00:49:33,135 Yeah, you should be acting that way. 811 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,619 If I were you, I would use the internet 812 00:49:35,619 --> 00:49:37,929 to my fucking advantage to protect myself. 813 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:40,135 Talk about being remembered. 814 00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,204 - Fuck that. - Thank you. 815 00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,688 Look, dude, I know you're pissed off 816 00:49:44,688 --> 00:49:47,791 about Vanessa, but fuck her, okay? 817 00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:49,722 Vanessa made the wrong choice. 818 00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,929 Yeah, she did, she fucking did. 819 00:49:51,931 --> 00:49:54,965 Now here's why I brought you here. 820 00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:58,447 Live a little, look at that! 821 00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,411 Isis, will you marry me? 822 00:50:02,413 --> 00:50:04,378 - Hey! - Let's go, what? 823 00:50:04,378 --> 00:50:05,619 - There's no filming. - What? 824 00:50:05,619 --> 00:50:07,067 Shit, get the fuck outta here. 825 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:08,000 - Get outta here. - Whoo! 826 00:50:08,001 --> 00:50:10,135 Go, go! 827 00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,722 - Go, go, go, go. - Fucker! 828 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,204 - Holy shit. - You fucking... 829 00:50:14,206 --> 00:50:16,342 Hey, dude, here, motherfucker. 830 00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:17,860 - Take it. - Oh. 831 00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:19,342 Oh, shit. What are you gonna do? 832 00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,101 What are you gonna do, huh? Dude, you fucking creep. 833 00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,826 Oh, oh, no... Dude, dude, dude. 834 00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,067 Oh, no, dude. 835 00:50:25,068 --> 00:50:26,550 - Yeah, fuck you. - Oh. 836 00:50:26,550 --> 00:50:28,032 - Fuck you. - Yeah, fuck you. 837 00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:29,273 - We don't take your shit. - Fuck your money, pal. 838 00:50:29,275 --> 00:50:30,954 - Fuck you. - Pick it up, your money, pal. 839 00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,826 Pick it up, I can't believe 840 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:36,000 you threw your fucking camera, dude. 841 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,239 What is wrong with. 842 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,860 You're a fucking maniac. 843 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,101 I'm a fucking maniac? 844 00:50:41,103 --> 00:50:43,239 Steve is a maniac, goddammit. 845 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,894 - I never fucking... - Steve is a maniac, 846 00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,273 - goddammit. - Fucking... 847 00:50:46,275 --> 00:50:48,067 Who's a killer, who's a killer? 848 00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:49,894 You want some of this? 849 00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:51,101 - Who's a killer? - You're a killer. 850 00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,378 - What, what, what? - You want some of this? 851 00:50:52,378 --> 00:50:54,619 Holy shit. 852 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:56,204 Oh, my God, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 853 00:50:56,206 --> 00:50:58,757 - No, no stopping traffic. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 854 00:50:58,757 --> 00:51:00,860 Sorry. 855 00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:02,653 Ooh, oh, my God, 856 00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:04,135 I can't believe you just fucking did... 857 00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:07,791 I can't believe I, I don't even fucking feel like myself. 858 00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:09,170 I don't even fucking 859 00:51:09,172 --> 00:51:11,170 feel like myself. This is yourself, dude. 860 00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:13,860 This isn't you mopey fucking bullshit. 861 00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,411 - I'm a fucking animal. - This is you. 862 00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:16,550 And this is how 863 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:17,963 an innocent man should act. 864 00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:19,447 - I fucking love you, man. - Bitches. 865 00:51:19,447 --> 00:51:20,481 Let's go home, let's go home 866 00:51:20,481 --> 00:51:21,481 and fucking... Fuck ho- 867 00:51:26,137 --> 00:51:28,378 - Hey, Barton. 868 00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:30,000 You must be Steve. 869 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,034 Yeah, don't worry, I'm a little disappointed, too. 870 00:51:36,034 --> 00:51:38,068 Rick told me you'd be shorter. 871 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:42,204 Oh, no, that was just a joke. 872 00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,137 You always walk around with a camera? 873 00:51:45,516 --> 00:51:49,688 Only to document beautiful things. 874 00:51:49,688 --> 00:51:53,032 Is that your pick-up line? 875 00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:54,034 Yeah. 876 00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:56,550 - Didn't work. - Uh! 877 00:51:57,757 --> 00:51:59,447 Why don't you try calling me next time? 878 00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:02,413 Next time? 879 00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:10,481 You bring girls up here a lot? 880 00:52:10,481 --> 00:52:12,826 Only the ones I find jogging in the park. 881 00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,309 Like me? 882 00:52:15,309 --> 00:52:17,722 Yeah, like you. 883 00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:18,724 Come on. 884 00:52:20,034 --> 00:52:21,170 Whoa, where you going? 885 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,172 Come on! 886 00:52:24,862 --> 00:52:25,862 Hold up. 887 00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:34,931 So why didn't it work out with you and Rick? 888 00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:41,206 Rick is not the relationship type. 889 00:52:43,309 --> 00:52:45,275 Told me a few things about you, though. 890 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,172 Really, like what? 891 00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:51,550 That's not for me to say just yet. 892 00:52:54,688 --> 00:52:56,860 You know, Rick thinks he knows me. 893 00:52:56,862 --> 00:52:57,862 He doesn't. 894 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,239 Hmm, that's too bad. 895 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,481 My friends know me. 896 00:53:05,172 --> 00:53:06,757 Come on, give me that. Whoa, whoa, no, no. 897 00:53:06,757 --> 00:53:07,963 We're gonna check out this cave. 898 00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,411 - Come on. - No, no, no. 899 00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:10,929 Come on, what, you don't wanna be on camera? 900 00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:12,309 No, do you even know 901 00:53:12,309 --> 00:53:13,894 how to operate one of those things? 902 00:53:13,896 --> 00:53:17,585 Oh, what, like I'm some kind of idiot? 903 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:20,860 What, smile! 904 00:53:20,862 --> 00:53:23,585 Come on, tell me something about yourself. 905 00:53:23,585 --> 00:53:25,032 Like what? 906 00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:27,378 I don't know, tell me something, anything. 907 00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:33,931 Well, my last girlfriend tried to commit suicide 908 00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:37,101 because the person that she was cheating 909 00:53:37,103 --> 00:53:38,309 on me with got murdered. 910 00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,516 Are you serious? 911 00:53:43,516 --> 00:53:46,550 Yeah, kinda fucks with your head, you know? 912 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,998 Police still haven't the killer. 913 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000 He's still out there. 914 00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,309 It's too bad there wasn't a camera around 915 00:54:00,309 --> 00:54:01,724 when he needed one, right? 916 00:54:11,378 --> 00:54:12,619 Steve, I wanna go home. 917 00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:16,275 I'm gonna go to the car now. 918 00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,309 I need to show you something. 919 00:54:51,447 --> 00:54:55,101 I think you're the only person that I can trust with this. 920 00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:56,929 You're scaring me. 921 00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:58,585 What's going on? 922 00:54:58,585 --> 00:54:59,585 Sit down. 923 00:55:00,655 --> 00:55:02,172 I haven't shown this to anyone. 924 00:55:05,585 --> 00:55:09,413 I found this on Steve's footage. 925 00:55:16,793 --> 00:55:20,000 Do you remember Steve's ex-girlfriend Kris? 926 00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:01,378 - Come here. - Okay. 927 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,240 Mm. 928 00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,342 - Mm. - Mm. 929 00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:26,342 Okay, so I met this new girl, Barton. 930 00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:29,135 Oh, she is amazing. 931 00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:31,447 I, I like her so much. 932 00:56:32,896 --> 00:56:36,101 Yeah, I mean, it's really funny, though, you know, 933 00:56:36,103 --> 00:56:39,619 'cause you start to think about, 934 00:56:39,619 --> 00:56:41,239 you know, dating someone new 935 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:44,101 and how it's really great and you just have 936 00:56:44,103 --> 00:56:49,103 these amazing feelings and, and then you start to think, 937 00:56:50,447 --> 00:56:53,309 is it really great? 938 00:56:53,309 --> 00:56:56,447 I mean, am I just, am I just delusional, 939 00:56:56,447 --> 00:57:00,757 because I could swear that I felt 940 00:57:00,757 --> 00:57:02,619 the same way with Vanessa. 941 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:05,103 I mean, I felt so good, 942 00:57:07,068 --> 00:57:08,862 and the thanks I got from her 943 00:57:10,103 --> 00:57:12,275 was that I'm not good enough. 944 00:57:13,275 --> 00:57:15,000 I mean, I saved her life. 945 00:57:16,378 --> 00:57:19,860 God, you know, I should've let her die. 946 00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:21,447 I should've let her fucking die. 947 00:57:24,965 --> 00:57:27,172 I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that. 948 00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:33,413 Oh, shit, did I hit rewind? 949 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,411 You know, these hermit crabs live for about 40 years. 950 00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:44,000 They like to travel in pairs. 951 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,170 Kinda romantic, huh? 952 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,067 Yeah, if it's the right pair. 953 00:57:49,068 --> 00:57:50,068 How do I look? 954 00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:52,516 You look hot. 955 00:57:52,516 --> 00:57:54,000 You look amazing. 956 00:57:55,137 --> 00:57:56,137 Come on. 957 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,550 Hey, where you going? 958 00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:13,344 Oh, wow. 959 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Oh, my God. 960 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,791 Hey, beautiful girl right here, remember? 961 00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,204 Yeah, yeah, babe, I know. 962 00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,619 So what are you doing? 963 00:58:43,619 --> 00:58:46,170 I'm just checking out the view, babe. 964 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,273 Just checking out the view. 965 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,965 Okay. 966 00:59:09,862 --> 00:59:10,862 Oh, shit. 967 00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:14,860 Hi, babe. 968 00:59:14,862 --> 00:59:16,894 Hey, what are you doing? 969 00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,963 Nothing, what are you doing? 970 00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:20,585 Just looking at you. 971 00:59:20,585 --> 00:59:22,135 What? 972 00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:24,344 Is there something you want to tell me, Steve? 973 00:59:25,619 --> 00:59:29,000 Babe, wha, babe, babe? 974 00:59:30,516 --> 00:59:32,516 Barton, Barton, stop, Barton, stop. 975 00:59:32,516 --> 00:59:34,032 Are you following her? 976 00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:35,239 Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh! 977 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,963 - Are you stalking her? - Shut up, shut up. 978 00:59:36,965 --> 00:59:38,929 - Steve... - No, no, sh. 979 00:59:38,931 --> 00:59:40,894 - Is the camera on? - Just keep it down, alright? 980 00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,619 - No. - Here? 981 00:59:44,275 --> 00:59:46,411 I, I'm not stalking her, 982 00:59:46,413 --> 00:59:47,826 not stalking her, just... Steve, you're sick! 983 00:59:47,827 --> 00:59:49,860 - Just calm down. - You are sick. 984 00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:51,481 Okay, you're acting crazy 985 00:59:51,481 --> 00:59:53,032 right now, okay? Why are you doing this? 986 00:59:53,034 --> 00:59:54,724 - No, no. - Miss you. 987 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,998 I miss you, Steve, she didn't want you. 988 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,309 She didn't want you. Shut up, shut- 989 01:00:02,309 --> 01:00:04,722 - I do! - Shut up, okay? 990 01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:06,411 - Steve. - No, no, no, 991 01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:07,998 you're overreacting right now. 992 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,101 I'm, listen... Just leave me alone. 993 01:00:10,103 --> 01:00:11,309 Let's go somewhere else. 994 01:00:11,309 --> 01:00:12,619 Let's go somewhere else. You, I don't wanna 995 01:00:12,619 --> 01:00:13,826 talk to you! Let's go somewhere else 996 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,342 and talk. I'm sorry, I just feel like 997 01:00:15,344 --> 01:00:16,619 that thing is watching me. Let's go somewhere else 998 01:00:16,619 --> 01:00:17,722 and talk. Stop it, leave me alone. 999 01:00:17,724 --> 01:00:18,998 - Come here. - Okay, where were we? 1000 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Steve, you... 1001 01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:26,963 - Barton! - Steve, no. 1002 01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:30,032 - Barton! - Turn the camera off! 1003 01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:31,411 Turn it off. 1004 01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,342 Just calm down, okay? 1005 01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:34,619 Everything's gonna be fine. 1006 01:00:34,619 --> 01:00:38,688 Don't, turn the camera off and leave me alone. 1007 01:00:38,688 --> 01:00:40,998 I don't wanna talk about it right now. 1008 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,378 Babe, babe, I love you, okay? 1009 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Let's just go somewhere else and talk about this, all right? 1010 01:00:51,068 --> 01:00:52,103 It's not a big deal. 1011 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:56,619 It's not what it looks like, okay? 1012 01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:00,550 Why are you following her? 1013 01:01:03,481 --> 01:01:04,757 Babe, I'm not following her. 1014 01:01:04,757 --> 01:01:06,619 She just happened to be in my shot, okay? 1015 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,963 She happened to be in your shot all the way 1016 01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:12,101 across the street sitting down with her friends. 1017 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:14,998 Your ex-girlfriend happened to be in your shot? 1018 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,342 Baby, I love you. 1019 01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:18,411 - Trust me, please. - You love me. 1020 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:20,550 I saw how you were looking at her. 1021 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:24,344 You looked at her the same way you look at me, the same way! 1022 01:01:25,275 --> 01:01:26,619 What, what are you, do you have, 1023 01:01:26,619 --> 01:01:28,378 like, multiple personalities or. 1024 01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:31,929 Let's just go, let's just go somewhere else. 1025 01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,931 Leave me alone. 1026 01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:36,827 - Barton! - Leave me alone, Steve! 1027 01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:39,688 - Get back... - Mm, mm. 1028 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,724 Oh, mm. 1029 01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,724 No. 1030 01:02:53,447 --> 01:02:54,931 I gotta check the tapes. 1031 01:02:57,619 --> 01:02:59,516 Okay, I'll meet her at the coffee shop. 1032 01:03:00,688 --> 01:03:02,447 When I get back, I'll check the tapes. 1033 01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,378 - Hi. - Hey. 1034 01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:16,034 Nice bag, new camera? 1035 01:03:17,447 --> 01:03:20,000 No, I didn't think it would be appropriate. 1036 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:22,275 I'm impressed. 1037 01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,101 So why'd you call? 1038 01:03:25,103 --> 01:03:27,447 I, um, saw your weblog. 1039 01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,965 My, uh, therapist says that I need to get some closure, 1040 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:37,757 that the reason why you carried that camera around 1041 01:03:37,757 --> 01:03:40,653 all the time was to interfere with intimacy 1042 01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:43,550 and to distance our relationship from each other. 1043 01:03:43,550 --> 01:03:45,860 Wha, was she, you brought me here 1044 01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:47,826 because of your therapist? 1045 01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,309 - No, wait... - I don't need to be here. 1046 01:03:49,309 --> 01:03:52,137 I wanted to talk to you, not for my therapist but for me. 1047 01:03:53,516 --> 01:03:55,309 Would you just please sit down? 1048 01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:59,032 I have some things I need to talk to you about, please. 1049 01:03:59,034 --> 01:04:00,791 You really wanna see me? 1050 01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:03,827 Yes. 1051 01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:06,550 Look, I care about you. 1052 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,239 I care about you, I... 1053 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:13,273 I care about you, I care about what happens to you. 1054 01:04:13,275 --> 01:04:15,688 I care about how you feel I treated you, 1055 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,619 but I don't feel the same way about you, not anymore. 1056 01:04:24,585 --> 01:04:26,170 I need you to understand that. 1057 01:04:26,172 --> 01:04:28,585 What, so you have no real feelings for me at all? 1058 01:04:28,585 --> 01:04:31,309 Real, yes, of course, they're real. 1059 01:04:31,309 --> 01:04:32,240 But not like before. 1060 01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:34,998 No, not like before, I can't. 1061 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,653 It was too difficult, our relationship was hard. 1062 01:04:38,655 --> 01:04:40,273 It's not supposed to be that hard. 1063 01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,619 You know what, I don't need to be here. 1064 01:04:41,619 --> 01:04:42,929 - Yes, you do. - I don't need this shit. 1065 01:04:42,931 --> 01:04:44,793 We can't end it like this. 1066 01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:49,688 Can you please listen to me? 1067 01:04:49,688 --> 01:04:51,101 - No! - Why can't we end this 1068 01:04:51,103 --> 01:04:53,481 properly as friends, why does it have to be like this? 1069 01:04:53,481 --> 01:04:54,757 You saved my life. 1070 01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:56,655 Where, where are you... 1071 01:04:56,655 --> 01:05:01,619 Mm. 1072 01:05:24,585 --> 01:05:26,516 - Jesus Christ. - You fucking bitch. 1073 01:05:26,516 --> 01:05:27,619 - Steven, Steve! - Get the fuck over... 1074 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,860 - No, no, no, no! - Steve! 1075 01:05:29,862 --> 01:05:31,137 - No, no! - Oh, my God, oh... 1076 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,862 Grab her, oh... 1077 01:06:13,516 --> 01:06:14,757 - Mother... - No! 1078 01:06:18,965 --> 01:06:19,965 - Huh. - Huh. 1079 01:06:22,481 --> 01:06:24,447 So when were you gonna tell me about your new girlfriend? 1080 01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:26,619 I was trying, you son of a bitch. 1081 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:31,172 I know you saw the tape, Rick. 1082 01:06:32,172 --> 01:06:33,757 I know you saw everything. 1083 01:06:35,481 --> 01:06:38,137 You know, there's a reason bodies are piling up around me. 1084 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,172 And there's a reason you have a gun. 1085 01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,273 Why didn't you stop me while you could, you dumb shit? 1086 01:06:46,275 --> 01:06:47,826 I already did. 1087 01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:49,550 I've already posted everything up on the internet. 1088 01:06:49,550 --> 01:06:50,550 You're done. 1089 01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:53,826 Well, after I kill you, I'll just take it down. 1090 01:06:53,827 --> 01:06:57,206 For anybody that's seen it, all I'll be is an urban myth. 1091 01:06:58,896 --> 01:07:00,378 Come on, Rick, you can't shoot me. 1092 01:07:00,378 --> 01:07:02,000 You wanna be me. 1093 01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,000 Oh, a hurt shoulder? 1094 01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:09,793 You son of a bitch! 1095 01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:19,137 You son of a... 1096 01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:22,965 Come here, you fucking... 1097 01:07:22,965 --> 01:07:24,378 - No, no! - Bitch! 1098 01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,172 Knife! 1099 01:07:30,309 --> 01:07:34,240 - No! - No, no it's not. 1100 01:07:35,172 --> 01:07:37,516 - Motherfucker. - Jenna! 1101 01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:38,998 I will fucking kill you. Jenna! 1102 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,998 - Jenna, help! - I will fucking... 1103 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,929 Stop. 1104 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:44,000 Too fucking slow. 1105 01:07:48,309 --> 01:07:49,378 You getting this? 1106 01:07:51,344 --> 01:07:53,135 Jen, 1107 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:54,137 you getting this? 1108 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! 1109 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,378 Oh, yeah. 1110 01:08:09,378 --> 01:08:14,206 Oh, choices, choices, huh, Rick? 1111 01:08:15,585 --> 01:08:20,480 Oh, baby, come here, come here. 1112 01:08:20,481 --> 01:08:21,412 Are you okay? 1113 01:08:21,413 --> 01:08:23,378 It's all fun and games. 1114 01:08:24,516 --> 01:08:27,239 'Til someone gets hurt. 1115 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,274 Oh, baby, you still love me? 1116 01:08:29,274 --> 01:08:30,895 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1117 01:08:30,895 --> 01:08:33,550 I love you. 1118 01:08:33,551 --> 01:08:38,103 Oh, baby, I love you. 1119 01:08:45,103 --> 01:08:46,654 You, uh, you take a girl like Jenna, right? 1120 01:08:46,654 --> 01:08:48,515 Now Jenna falls in love with you, and I mean, 1121 01:08:48,516 --> 01:08:51,688 she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, which... 1122 01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,895 - Stop, you're hurting me. - Fucking wild. 1123 01:08:55,895 --> 01:08:57,101 - Come on. - You just have to 1124 01:08:57,103 --> 01:08:58,622 give her a reason. Come on, come on. 1125 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,480 So this is my last blog entry. 1126 01:09:03,481 --> 01:09:05,310 I finally don't feel scared anymore. 1127 01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:11,792 I keep thinking to myself, is this the future 1128 01:09:11,792 --> 01:09:14,619 or is it the past? 1129 01:09:16,206 --> 01:09:21,136 Oh, you know, perhaps I don't need this camera anymore. 1130 01:09:23,448 --> 01:09:24,515 Watch your back. 1131 01:09:24,516 --> 01:09:26,206 I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 1132 01:09:41,103 --> 01:09:42,689 See what I did there? 1133 01:09:44,654 --> 01:09:48,895 Man, it's good to see Jenna again. 1134 01:09:49,792 --> 01:09:50,792 She was loyal, 1135 01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:54,551 'til she wasn't. 1136 01:09:56,412 --> 01:09:57,412 Then she had to go. 1137 01:09:59,378 --> 01:10:03,240 Let's rewind back to mother and, uh, you. 1138 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:10,826 Alcohol makes me do things I wouldn't normally do. 1139 01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:13,136 Don't you wanna find out what they are? 1140 01:10:13,136 --> 01:10:15,103 Yes, yes, I would. 1141 01:10:17,171 --> 01:10:18,171 Wait for it. 1142 01:10:19,481 --> 01:10:21,033 Mom, who is that? 1143 01:10:23,171 --> 01:10:28,171 Uh, I'm Steve, and you are? 1144 01:10:28,654 --> 01:10:29,895 Erin. 1145 01:10:29,895 --> 01:10:33,171 Aw, you were so cute 10 years ago. 1146 01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:36,619 I called the detectives. 1147 01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,240 No, you didn't. 1148 01:10:41,274 --> 01:10:44,585 You're right, actually, I text them. 1149 01:10:44,586 --> 01:10:46,585 I saw you following me and I text them 1150 01:10:46,586 --> 01:10:47,654 before you grabbed me. 1151 01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,310 You're lying, Erin, 1152 01:10:53,895 --> 01:10:55,136 just like your mother did. 1153 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:57,792 Look at her. 1154 01:11:00,412 --> 01:11:01,586 She's just like you. 1155 01:11:04,171 --> 01:11:05,240 I made her immortal. 1156 01:11:07,136 --> 01:11:09,895 Am I, am I like her? 1157 01:11:10,895 --> 01:11:12,930 You can't resist, can you? 1158 01:11:12,930 --> 01:11:14,792 Always have the camera. 1159 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:18,204 They know, Steve, they know you kidnapped me! 1160 01:11:18,206 --> 01:11:20,103 No one knows! 1161 01:11:21,895 --> 01:11:26,895 I just got this camera back, and my tape. 1162 01:11:29,448 --> 01:11:30,619 It was stolen from me, 1163 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,862 but it's back where it belongs. 1164 01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,862 I love this part. 1165 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:52,792 You're sick! 1166 01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:57,447 Smile for the camera, Erin. 1167 01:11:57,448 --> 01:11:59,930 I don't wanna be on your camera! 1168 01:12:01,689 --> 01:12:03,000 Hmm, let's see. 1169 01:12:04,378 --> 01:12:07,377 I'm actually filming a movie about my life, 1170 01:12:07,378 --> 01:12:08,998 and your mom's in it. 1171 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,618 Can I be in it? 1172 01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:12,136 You already are. 1173 01:12:12,136 --> 01:12:14,792 Hun, let's get you tucked back into bed. 1174 01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,722 Detectives Baker and Thompson knew 1175 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:21,618 you would find me one day, Steve, 10 years or not, 1176 01:12:21,619 --> 01:12:24,033 and they are going to kill you. 1177 01:12:26,827 --> 01:12:29,033 No, no, no. 1178 01:12:31,033 --> 01:12:32,344 That's where you're wrong. 1179 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:37,412 We're all alone, no one's coming. 1180 01:12:40,136 --> 01:12:44,618 I see you. 1181 01:12:44,619 --> 01:12:46,103 Like mother, like daughter. 1182 01:12:49,033 --> 01:12:53,033 Who's the killer, huh, who's the killer? 1183 01:12:53,033 --> 01:12:54,378 Freeze! 1184 01:12:58,516 --> 01:13:00,826 Wow, I turn the camera on 1185 01:13:00,827 --> 01:13:02,722 and all of a sudden, the truth comes out. 1186 01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,323 Who's the killer, huh, who's the killer? 1187 01:13:10,068 --> 01:13:11,068 You were. 1188 01:13:22,171 --> 01:13:26,965 Oh, oh, I've been waiting for a beautiful shot like this. 1189 01:13:36,516 --> 01:13:38,688 It's all about how you're remembered, right? 1190 01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:41,862 Right, Rick? 1191 01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:51,103 Ah, I love this piece. 1192 01:13:54,033 --> 01:13:56,377 Makes me think of all the endless possibilities 1193 01:13:56,378 --> 01:13:58,448 that are out there. 1194 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,239 Fucking... 1195 01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:09,618 Hey, hey, Jenna, give me the camera! 1196 01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:11,206 No, Rick. 1197 01:14:53,551 --> 01:14:56,963 This is the only time that one can truly be safe 1198 01:14:56,965 --> 01:15:01,895 from this powerful and deadly creature. 1199 01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,412 - Look at you. - You know, 1200 01:15:30,412 --> 01:15:33,171 maybe if you'd put that damn camera down, 1201 01:15:33,171 --> 01:15:34,481 you could keep up with me. 1202 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:38,998 Honey, I can't, I'm doing this for our posterity. 1203 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,204 One day you're gonna look back at this 1204 01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:42,412 and you're gonna see how beautiful you were 1205 01:15:42,412 --> 01:15:44,171 and how you could run down the block 1206 01:15:44,171 --> 01:15:47,033 without losing your breath. 1207 01:15:47,033 --> 01:15:51,724 You know what, trust me, I never look back. 1208 01:15:53,895 --> 01:15:55,033 Hey, hey, hey, babe... 1209 01:15:56,481 --> 01:15:57,550 - Jesus, what the... - Sorry, I didn't see you. 1210 01:15:57,551 --> 01:15:59,378 I'm, I didn't see you. 1211 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:01,689 Oh, God. 1212 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:18,310 God, I feel sick, this is pathetic. 1213 01:16:26,654 --> 01:16:27,654 It's all fun and games, 1214 01:16:27,655 --> 01:16:29,310 Steve, until someone gets hurt. 1215 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:45,688 And sir, whoever you are, I'd be careful 1216 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,862 who you show that tape to. 1217 01:16:54,103 --> 01:16:56,895 You know, some of this stuff has been around for years, 1218 01:16:56,895 --> 01:16:58,136 almost a decade. 1219 01:16:58,136 --> 01:17:00,688 Who knows where all this stuff came from? 1220 01:17:00,689 --> 01:17:02,827 This is the stuff nobody wants. 1221 01:17:09,827 --> 01:17:11,033 Just give me the camera back. 1222 01:17:11,033 --> 01:17:12,239 - No, no, no, no, no. - Just give me it back. 1223 01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:13,680 You do not know what's interesting. 1224 01:17:22,965 --> 01:17:27,171 Squiggly lines, sound and color were all confused. 1225 01:17:27,171 --> 01:17:28,930 You'd start out in black and white. 1226 01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:31,412 You'd go to color, you'd go back in black and white. 1227 01:17:31,412 --> 01:17:33,724 You never knew where you were in time. 1228 01:17:42,895 --> 01:17:44,826 Take a girl like Jenna, right? 1229 01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,067 Now Jenna falls in love with you, 1230 01:17:46,068 --> 01:17:47,930 and I mean really in love with you, 1231 01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:50,722 then she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, 1232 01:17:50,724 --> 01:17:53,412 which, pretty fucking wild. 1233 01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,860 Turn the camera off! 1234 01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:16,862 Turn it off. 85611

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