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- You have a relationship
with the bowers.

You grew up there.
They trust you.

- So you think someone
from the family

Had something to do with it?

- You gettin' sucked in,
princess?

- No.
- Guy's charming, rich as hell.

It's like a fantasy.
- Weird, right?

It's so easy
after all these years.

- How would you like
to come and work for me?

- I have access to
his business and personal life.

Haverstock.

- He was dad's best friend.
They haven't spoken in years.

Nevertheless,
we have to kiss his ass.

- It doesn't get past
the f.D.A.

Unless I sit down
with your father.

- Do you want a boy
or a girl?

- Vivian's contact and
baby-daddy are the same guy--

Ben preswick.

- Gotta get me into bowers.

I need five minutes
in the I.T. Room

To find proof of a cover-up.

- The kimberly yaeger
headlines have resurfaced.

- Yeah, you strangle
one girl

And the whole world
never lets you forget it.

- That bruise on vivian's cheek,
I think it's from a ring.

- Look at this great picture
I took

Of julian and vivian
last year.

- I think julian
killed vivian.

We should pick him up.

Lower.

A little lower.
Yeah.

- What, like that?
- Yeah, that feels good.

- Okay. Almost done.

Okay.
There we go.

Turn around.

We need a confession.

- I'll get him to talk, okay?

It's just
so hard to believe

That julian could be a killer,
vivian's killer.

I've known him
my whole life.

- Exactly, so use that.

- What do you mean?

- What I mean is, is that
you two go way back, right?

You know what buttons
to push.

The guy, I mean,
he's obviously likes you.

He bought you a car.

Just use it,
it's all there.

- Yeah, see,
that's when the whole

You-listening-to-me-
talk-to-him thing,

That might get weird.

- It's already weird.

You think this
is easy for me,

Telling you to get close
to that guy?

Especially after last night?

I smell blood, babe.

We're almost there.

- Will, this whole thing
is complicated.

And you might hear things
you can't unhear.

- What is the holdup in here?

Put the mic on and let's go.
Come on.

What, are you guys naked
or something?

- Hey.
- Hey!

- Come on, man.
Get out of here.

- That would have hurt,
for real.

- Out.
- Hurry up.

- Look, I'll be
the first to admit,

I want it to be edward.

But if it's julian, fine.

We could be done
with this thing by tonight

If everything goes well.

- Yeah.

- What was that about?

- Just saying good-bye.

Not cubed,
not cracked, but crushed--

Crushed ice
is the key here.

We're kinda going
for the, uh, adult snow cone.

All right, bourbon.

I call it the all-american.

- Okay, I don't care.

I just wanna
drink it already.

I could've had wine
half an hour ago.

- So this joanna's
never been undercover?

Not even narcotics?

- Nope.

Patrol, then detective.
- Mm.

For someone
with no undercover experience,

She sure
is a damn good liar.

- What'd you say?
- What?

- Well, you called her a liar.
What do you mean by that?

What's that supposed to mean?
- No, nothing.

Just, like, you know,
it's hard for someone

With no training to be so,
you know,

Casual with the wire on.

They get self-conscious.

It was a compliment.

You want a beer?

Wow, you really are
a fed, huh?

- And you had kids here
from every school

In the tri-state area,
public and private.

- And I got them
to be quiet

At the exact same time
when my dad called.

- How long did your dad
take your car away for?

Was it three months?
- Six.

It's fine. I had tammy
drive me everywhere.

- Tammy hotchner.

God, what ever happened
to her?

- I don't know.
- Hm.

- Man, she's hot.
- And dumb.

- And hot.
- But really dumb.

You know,
vivian used to say

Tammy couldn't actually read.

- She did say that,
to make you feel better.

- Hm, I think that I am ready
for another one of these.

And I'm making it for you.

- Because you were jealous.

Because tammy was my first
and you were jealous.

- Okay, why don't you
make yourself useful--

- But I wasn't tammy's first.
Did you know that?

That's why
she was jealous of you.

- Okay, fine,
I'll do it, here.

- 'cause I wasn't her first,

But I was yours.

- Ooh.

This guy popped your asset's
cherry way back when?

Yeah.

You really
want this case, huh?

- You never thought this
was something I should know?

- Wait a second.
We were children.

Whatever past I had
with him is irrelevant.

I'm a cop.
He's a murderer.

- You've never lied to me,
joanna.

You might be the only person
in my life

That I could
say that about.

But now, not only
did you lie to me,

But you also endangered
our case.

If a defense attorney
finds this information out,

We are toast.
You know that, right?

- Oh, I compromised our case?
- Absolutely.

- Really?
- Yes, you did.

- Let me ask you a question.

What's worse,
an asset who slept

With a suspect 17 years ago
or a handler

Who slept with his asset
two nights ago?

Why don't you ask your
defense attorney about that?

- Do you still have feelings
for this guy?

Even if I did,
it doesn't matter now.

- Wow. I really hate
that answer.

oh, god.

I agreed to this

To find out who killed
my best friend.

And that is what
I'm gonna do.

I'm so close to proving
that it's julian.

I'm staying.

- Yeah, what's up?

What?
You're kidding me.

No, no.
That's fantastic.

I'll be right there.
Lower east side?

All right.
- What's going on?

- Vivian's baby-daddy
finally used his cell phone.

Well, technically
somebody called him,

But we got
a location on him.

We've been chasing this guy
all week.

He's got tons of information
we need.

- All right, let's go.

- I'm going, you're not.
You gotta go to work.

Your robert bowers's assistant.
- What?

- You wanted
to stay on the case.

Let's wrap it up,
detective.

Come on, let's just
get this done.

- You guys, is there, like,
a paper due

In ninth period
that I'm forgetting about?

- Paper on what?
- Gee, I don't know, the book?

- You know what's weird?

I actually
don't hate the book.

- Why is that weird?

Mrs. Dalloway
is a good-ass book.

- Okay, if it isn't a paper,
then what is it?

Like, a quiz or something?

Why didn't you guys
write anything down?

What?

Oh, well, lookee there.

See you guys later.

Oh, hey.

If it is a quiz,
just, like, tell mr. Reed

That I went to the nurse
'cause my ovaries hurt.

He's not gonna ask you
any questions.

- Federal agents.
Open up!

- Federal agents!
Move, move!

- Hey!

- Tell 'em to cover
the perimeter!

- Where?
- He's on the run!

- Take the back stairs!

- What?
Who are you?

What are you doing
up here?

Who are you?

What?
What do you want?

- Miss, fbi,
get out of the way.

I need to get by.

- What is the fbi doing here?

- Where's my damn backup?

- She's really very excited
about the ball,

This interview,
the style section.

I can't imagine
where she could be.

Perhaps we should
admit defeat.

- We could try
to reschedule.

- Thank you.
That's very kind,

But I think we've inconvenienced
you enough as it is.

- I'm just sorry
I won't be able

To interview
the two of you.

Thanks anyways.

- Thank you.

- I'm sure she just forgot.

- Do you ever just forget
your obligations, joanna?

- Not usually, no.

- Neither do I.

I don't have any patience
for people who do.

All these years later,
and here you are

Having to make excuses
for mia,

Just like you
had to for vivian.

- Well, mia's not vivian.

- Vivian wasn't vivian either
until suddenly she was.

- It's my buddy's.

He shoots commercials
for money

And crazy pictures for fun.

- And then there's that.

- Oh, yeah, sometimes
the crazy pictures

Are of naked whoever
on the trampoline.

- Wow, well, it wasn't
what I was expecting,

But okay.

- What--what were you
expecting?

- Oh, I don't know,
I mean...

Well, I guess I don't really
know you well enough

To expect anything yet.

- Well, let's hyper-accelerate

The whole getting to know you
thing, okay?

We'll get your mind
off your sister.

Gonna put it all out there
right now, anything.

- What?
- You first.

Go.

- Uh...

Uh, I taught myself to read
when I was three.

- Wow, that--
okay.

Uh, when I was six,
I taught myself

How to play our piano.

But then
we had to sell it, so--

Hey, hey, no judgments.

Just facts, right?
- Okay.

- Uh, my favorite food
is my mom's turkey loaf.

- My mom made me soup
in the microwave once.

And, um, well,
when I was little,

I wanted to look
just like her.

- Yeah, when I was a kid,
I wanted to be

A fireman like my dad,
but he fell through

A burning floor
and went on disability, so--

- Well, my family is rich.

They're really rich.

- Are they happy?

- No, they're miserable.

- Well, my family
may be poor,

But at least we're happy.

I'm just kidding.

We're miserable too.

Come on, let's jump.

- Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Put your purse down.
Let's go.

- Okay.
- Come on.

Okay, there.
Whoo!

There we go.

Whoo!

- Edward,
can I run something by you?

Haverstock showed up at
the conference in the bahamas.

- Don't tell me.
There was an open bar.

- Right.
But he also came to tell me

That he was gonna
block lyritrol

If he can't have
a sit-down with dad.

- What did dad say?
- No.

Won't even discuss it.

- What's the deal with that?

- Great,
you don't know either.

And tell haverstock
dad said, "suck it"?

- No, you definitely
can't do that.

- I know.

Could you do it?

A totally unsurprising move,

You trying to hand
your bag of crap off to me.

- You know what else
is unsurprising?

You making me beg, dick.

Look, if I tell haverstock no,

Lyritrol's dead,
all right?

At least you have a chance

Of finding out
what's really going on.

You interned for him
for, like,

All through law school.

You have a relationship
with him.

He'll listen to you.

Please?

Thanks, eddie.

I knew I could count on you.

- Thanks.

- Hey.

I only got 15 minutes.

I'm supposed to be
on a coffee break.

How did he get away?
- Come here.

So I'm chasing him
down this fire escape, right?

I'm this close
to getting him,

And then all of a sudden,
this old lady

Comes out of nowhere
and she's just like--

It doesn't matter.
He's in the wind.

I put somebody
on his place.

But being as how
we kicked his door in,

He probably won't
be going back there.

- Let me take another run
at julian.

- What's your plan?

- Get him to take me
to dinner,

Get him drunk,
get him talking.

- That's your plan?

Do what you gotta do,
I guess.

- All right.

- You're welcome.

- Had fun teasing you
last night.

- I could tell.

I'll let you do it again
if you buy me a lobster.

You can take me
to the clubhouse.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
When should I do this?

- Mm. Tonight.

I'm hungry.
- Done.

Damn.

Everything should
be this easy.

- Hey.

We missed you
at the style section interview.

- Oh, my god.

Dad, oh, my god.

We had this away game,
so I just got right on the van.

I am so sorry.

I knew I was
forgetting something.

That's what joanna
said you'd say.

But rayburn said
you left school at lunch

On the back
of a motorcycle,

Driven by some degenerate.

So not only did you
blow off school,

The new york times,
and me,

But it was for god-knows-what
with god-knows-who.

Then you lie right to my face,
and so easily.

It makes me wonder just how many
other times it's happened.

- Oh, gee, well, this is
probably the first time ever.

- What's the degenerate's name?

- Kyle. Kyle degenerate.
- He sounds delightful.

- Well, he's
a lot more delightful

Than this conversation.
- Well, that's a shame,

Because you won't
be seeing him again.

- What?
Are you kidding me?

Why is your fallback position
always fascism?

- It just comes naturally.

Also, you're grounded.

- Your phone is--

- Huh? Oh.

dirty girl.

Say that to my face,
right?

This texting is the greatest
thing ever, or what?

"l-m-f-a-o."

Beep.
Send.

- I want to talk to you
about lyritrol.

- Oh, well, I don't know
if your brother told you,

But I just wanna talk
to your dad.

- Yeah, no,
I spoke to julian.

I was just wondering
if I could be of any help.

- Like how?

- Well, if you have
any doubts

About the viability of the drug.

I know my sister
contacted you.

- Yeah, you know what,
eddie?

This is not about something

That poor old vivian might have
or might not have said

About some chumps
in thailand.

This is about a deal
that your father

And I made a long time ago

And how the terms
of that deal have changed.

what was the deal?

I-I don't understand.

- You don't have
to understand.

What you need to remember
is that you killed that girl

All those years ago,
and I saved your ass.

And now I want
to sit down with your dad.

That's it.
What?

You called your dad.
Your dad called me.

I called my guy.
He took care of it.

What did you think
was going on

When you were locked
in the bathroom?

- It's done.

- Don't you give me
those bambi eyes.

- I-I was--
I blacked out.

I didn't kill her.
- You don't remember.

What you tell yourself
so you can sleep at night

Is not my problem.

My problem is between
me and your father.

Make sure he knows that.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- What are you doing?

- Looking for
my python clutch.

- So I guess I forgot
about that interview today

With dad for the times
or whatever.

Did he tell you
about that?

- What do you think?

- Okay, but did he also
tell you about

How he completely overreacted
and, like,

Started enacting
martial law?

- Is this about
the boy on the motorcycle?

- Yeah.
No, actually.

This is about
two separate things.

One, of how, yeah,
I guess I should be grounded

For lying
and being disrespectful.

And two--
- no argument here.

- Fine, but dad
can't just tell me

That I can't
see kyle anymore, period.

That's--he has no right
to do that.

- So, what it seems like
you're trying to say

Is dad's being unfair
in forbidding you

To see this boy based on
one isolated incident.

- Yeah, because--
- I completely agree.

I've looked everywhere.

My clutch is just gone.

Tomorrow's Saturday.
What do you say

You and I go shopping,
talk strategy?

- Did you invite
all these people?

I thought it was gonna be
just the two of us.

That does not work.

- It's embarrassing
how often it does.

Also, "I'm rich.
I don't believe in prenups."

That one works too.

- You're just too cynical
for pickup lines.

- No.
- Mm-hmm.

- There actually
was one once.

The guy said, uh,
"I had a really bad day today.

"and it makes me
feel better

To see a pretty girl smile."

- What do you know?

It works.

Just made my bad day better.

- Yeah, vivian's
favorite line was,

"do you have any irish
in you?

Do you want some?"

- Just full of vivian stories
tonight, aren't you?

- I've been thinking
about her a lot lately.

It just feels like
she's everywhere I look,

Everywhere I go.

And it must be
so much worse for you.

- Wow, now that--
we need another round.

- I'll be right back.

- I'll be right here.

You disappeared on me.

Are you okay?

What's going on?

- You're gonna need this.

I have to be honest
with you.

It's about vivian.

I haven't
told you everything.

I saw vivian
the night that she died.

When are you gonna tell me
what you actually mean?

- You'll find out,
when the entire bower empire

Comes crashing down.

- Where are you gonna be,
vivian?

- Somewhere where I never
have to think about

Any of you ever again.

Except mia,
because she'll be with me.

- Why don't you stop
thinking about yourself

For one minute
and think about them?

- They are monsters!

If mom saw you today,
she would be sick!

- Shut up, vivian.
- You are a fraud, julian.

- Stop!
- You're a fraud!

I've been the black sheep,
but you've always been

The charming little joke.

- That's not true, vivian.
- Yes, it is!

Everything you've ever
achieved in your life,

Dad has had his
filthy fingerprints all over.

What are you gonna do,
julian?

You gonna beat me to death,

Then throw me
in the river?

Because I don't think
you're man enough.

- Vivian--

Vivian, I'm sorry.

I tried following her
in the car,

But she ran across
the highway.

And when I
went to turn around,

It was like
she had vanished.

So I went--
I went home.

- It's okay.

I really hope
you guys got that.

- I believe him.

He admitted to hitting her.

- It's because
he's trying

To get out
in front of it.

He's afraid he can
be linked to the punch,

So he's designed a story
to explain it.

- Get out in front of it
for who?

I'm his dad's secretary.

Maybe that's actually
what really happened.

- Yeah, I guess
all that's left then

Is the paperwork then,
right?

- I was there.

I saw his face.

He was devastated.

And my instincts
are telling me

That he is telling the truth.

- Instincts?
Right.

- Don't even try to say
it's because

I slept with him.

Wow.
- Look.

If I came to you with this
story, would you believe it?

Or would you say that
I only have half a confession

And I need
to finish the job?

Be honest.
- I am being honest!

You just don't wanna hear
what I'm saying.

- So julian said
he drove her car home.

Right now we're tracking
visuals on it

From the parking lot
to his place.

So far, we have
closed-circuit camera footage

From the pier
and the fdr drive.

- So his story
checks out so far?

- So far, it does.

But until it checks out
all the way,

I just need you
to finish the job.

- Hello?
- Hi.

I'm--I'm sorry
about last night.

- No, it's okay,
don't be.

- Well, after I told you
what I did,

I wouldn't blame you
if you were done with me.

- I'm just happy
that you trusted me enough

To be honest with me.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Could you do me a favor?

Would you let me
cook you dinner at my place?

I promise there won't be

Any more terrible revelations
about my character.

- Better not be.

What time?
- 6:00.

And thank you, joanna,
I mean it.

- Shut up. You're welcome.

All right,
so dinner tonight,

His place,
just the two of us.

- Just the two of you
and that wire, you mean.

- It's not him, will.

Just find us ben preswick.

- Thank you so much.
You know, I've never

Been pickpocketed before,
all my cash,

My credit cards,
and everything.

- I have a $20.

Is that enough to get out
to long island?

- Yeah, it's just
a one-way ticket.

Thank you so much.
- Yeah, no problem.

Good luck, and sorry
your wallet got stolen, man.

- Yeah, hey, city's
a dangerous place, right?

Gotta get out to the suburbs
where it's safe.

Thanks.

- You need any help?

Wow.

I thought I had style.

- Oh, no,
what's happening?

- When you were
a little tiny baby,

You had the most delicious
rolls of fat

Right in the middle
of your thighs,

Right here and here.
- Ugh, ew.

- And now look at you.

My baby's
this gorgeous creature.

- Oh, god, now all
I can see is butt thighs.

- They were
absolutely scrumptious.

- I wonder if kyle
would like this dress on me.

- Anyone would, that's why
you have to be careful.

That's something vivian
never understood.

- Kyle's a good guy, mom,
he is.

- I believe you.

I would never want you
to doubt yourself.

- Well, you just want me
to doubt everyone else.

- Not at all.

You'll meet plenty of people
who are for real.

And I'm sure you're right
that kyle is one of them.

I want you
to be cautious, that's all.

- I have met a lot of people
who wanted

To be around me
for the wrong reasons.

I know what
they look like.

And anyway,
you were dad's assistant

Before anything else.

I'm sure people thought
a lot of bad things

About you too.

- I'm sure they did.

But your father knew
I was for real.

That's all that mattered.

Then of course
you came along.

And anyone who couldn't see
how much I loved you

Is not worth thinking about,
are they?

- Edward,
I was thinking of going

To the driving range.
Do you wanna--

What is it?
Are you all right?

- Am I a murderer?

Did I kill kimberly yaeger?

- Where's this coming from?

- Haverstock.
It's coming from haverstock.

He's threatening lyritrol
and I tried to talk to him.

And he told me
that I did it.

Did I, dad?

- You are a good man,
edward.

And in all the years
since that poor girl died,

You have lived your life
beyond reproach.

Anything else is irrelevant.

- That's not an answer.

"yes" or "no"
is an answer.

And all these years,

I thought it couldn't
have been me.

If I was capable of that,

Then a deep part
inside of me

Would've known it.

But I'm begging you.

Did I kill her?

And did you
make it go away?

- I made a bad situation
go away

So that you could become
who you are.

Don't let
one vicious comment

From a man with his own agenda
destroy that.

I'm begging you.

I'll handle
dwight haverstock.

Don't you worry.

Don't you worry
about anything.

- Roasted corn
and red pepper,

Black bean,
red onion,

Olive oil, chipotle pepper,
adobo, cider vinegar

Mixed together,
topped with feta cheese.

- That black bean salad
sounds good.

Better than
this gummy crap.

- Why does everybody always
wanna talk about food, huh?

Ingredients, chefs.

"I cooked it this way
or that way."

Why not just
cook the damn thing, eat it,

And that's it,
get it over with?

Instead of talking about it
all the damn time.

- Diver down.

- Tell me something,
anything.

- Julian bowers's time line
doesn't work out.

- What?

- What?
- Not dicing.

Coarsely chopping.

- His loft is in tribeca,
right?

So the first thing
we checked

And we find him on worth,
but then we lose him again.

And the car's not visible
on hudson street.

- Wow.

It is like
the food network in here.

- Yeah.
I kinda went nuts.

I wanted to have options
in case I changed my mind

About what I was making you.

- All right, I mean,
but what if he just

Went out of his way
for some reason?

- Okay, but his place
is on north moore,

Which is a one-way street
headed westbound.

So we would have
picked up the car.

- But you didn't?
- No.

- So he lied.

He didn't go home.

- Well, before I got here
this afternoon,

I hadn't been here
in so long

The only thing in there
was beer

And month-old pad thai

That screamed
when I threw it away.

Don't be too impressed.

- Except for the night
vivian died, right?

Because you were here
that night.

- Right. But I wasn't
in the mood to eat, so--

Obviously.

- But you did
come here, right?

Julian.
- What is this?

What are we doing
right now?

- You said you couldn't
find vivian.

You said she ran off
and you looked for her,

But you couldn't
find her.

Did you find her?

- You know what?

I didn't stay here.

I stayed
at my friend's place--

Cassie, who I have sex with
sometimes--

Because I didn't
want to think

And I didn't want
to be alone.

- So then why did you
lie to me?

- Well, I guess I said
I stayed here

Because there was
something happening

Between you and me again.

Or at least I thought
there was.

And I didn't want
to risk hurting that

By talking about
another woman.

But then I saw your face
just now.

That you thought
I could have murdered

Not just someone,
but my own sister, joanna.

So I was wrong.

Nothing was happening
between us,

And nothing's going to.

If it's okay,
I'm gonna call it a night.

I'm not really hungry anymore.

- Well, there you go.

We got his alibi.

- My darling,
how is everything?

- Wonderful. By the way,
when the business manager calls

To say he needs to talk to me
about my credit cards

This month,
tell him I was cleaning up

A mess you made with mia.

- You mean, you rewarded
her behavior

By taking her shopping?

- No.
I neutralized your behavior

By taking her shopping.

Teenagers are always rough,
let alone for a girl

Whose sister's
just been murdered.

It won't help matters
by acting like a bully.

- Bully? We don't even
know this kid.

- Exactly,
which is why it seems

And why she can justify
defying you.

So if you want another
vivian on your hands,

Keep it up.

You and our debutante
have a waltz rehearsal tonight.

So I told her to invite kyle
to stop by.

- God, that name.
- I know.

Then I thought we'd all
have dinner after

So you can get started
pretending

To like him right away.

- Whee.

- Some things
can be avoided, robert.

Some things
have to be faced.

- Which reminds me,
I have to step out for a while.

But I'll be back in time
to be charming.

And you...

Are a great mother.

- So here's the car
on worth street.

Here it is again
on the corner of canal

And 6th avenue.

Then going north on 6th,

Makes a left on 29th,

Bangs a right on 8th.

And here is going into
the underground garage

At cassie's place on 8th
between 29th and 30th.

- Did anyone see him
going into the building?

- He signed in at reception,
went upstairs.

Didn't come back down
till noon the next day.

Lucky for julian,
this cassie chick

Doesn't mind getting busy
with a guy that would

Punch out his own sister and
then leave her to get murdered.

- But he didn't murder her.

- Not himself, no.

Doesn't mean he couldn't
have hired somebody to do it.

- Do you have evidence
for that?

- Not as such, no.

- Okay, so julian
is off the hook,

And we're done.

- Yeah, we're done.

- I am so sorry, will.

- You know what?

We'll probably be sorrier

Before this whole thing
is over,

So why don't you just--
just get going?

Edward's number one again
and ben's still out there.

We got work to do,
detective.

- Mama, hi.

I'm sorry I haven't called.

I miss you too.

What?

Oh, it's game night?

Okay, that's okay.

You go.
Um...

I was just feeling
a little bit lonely.

I love you too.

You take care.

- All right.
I'll be back soon.

- I wanna go.
- I wanna see daddy.

- They're taking care of him
at the hospital.

I'll come get you
when they're done.

All right?
Go find nana.

Okay. I'm sorry, baby.

- Everything okay?

- I can't even--

Someone attacked edward
in our garage.

He has a concussion.

- Oh, my god.
Was it a burglar?

- They stole his car.

I don't know
what else is gone.

I wasn't there.

The girls and I were
coming home.

And we see ed's car
driving toward us

With some dark-haired man
behind the wheel.

It was like
this bad dream.

- Is there anything important
in the car?

- I don't know.

- What direction
was he going?

- Um, to the expressway,
I think.

- Did he take
edward's wallet?

- Um, no.
Actually, he didn't.

- Was edward's work I.D.
Or his parking pass

Inside of his wallet?

- I don't know--
no, wait.

They're in
the glove compartment.

I've seen them there.

You'll cancel them,
just in case?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

I'm gonna go do that right now.
- Thanks.

Girls?
Girls?

- Mmm.

Uh--

Bobby, holy damn it,
bobby.

- This a bad time?

- He's just gonna come in?
- Shut up.

You should have called.

I'm kidding.

You never have to call.

Oh, my god.

How long's it been, huh?

- You wanted to sit down
with me, right?

You wanted us to sit down
and talk.

Well, you're sitting down
and I'm talking.

Don't you ever come near
my family ever again.

Whatever he promised you,
I'd get it in writing

If I were you.

- One, two, three.
One, two, three.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

One, two, three.
One, two, three.

Elbow bent.

Loose grip,
looser than that.

Look to the right.
One, two, three.

One, two, three,
one, two, three--

- Oh, my god.
Mom, are you planning

On doing this at the actual
for-real dance too?

- Why don't you concentrate

On getting so good
I don't have to?

Is he here?
Okay, good.

- Dad, if she'd had
to teach you to dance

While you guys were dating,
you wouldn't

Have married her,
would you?

- Okay, you know
what's helpful?

- What?
- Sometimes in my head,

When she's talking,
I sing a little song.

Well, that's handy.
Like what?

- Well, anything really.

But, uh, try amazing grace

To the tune
of camptown races.

- Oh, my god.

Dad, is that blood?

What happened?

- Oh, it's just a scrape.

I had forgotten
all about it

Till you asked me.

It's fine.

- Look who's come
to dinner.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Well, pleasure to meet you,
young man.

And welcome to our home.
- Thank you.

- Make yourself comfortable.

We have a little more
rehearsing to do

Until mia's mother
allows us to eat.

Ready, daughter?
- Yeah.

- Okay, here we go.
Camptown races.

- Can you dance?
- Uh, I'm okay.

- Good.
I need you to help me

Make them feel bad
about themselves.

- Good luck.

- This okay?

- It's fine.
Don't get cocky.

I've got my eye on you,
keith.

- It's kyle.
- I know what it is.

Just know this:
If you're interested

In anything
but my daughter's heart,

I'll eat yours.

Hey, you two,
remember to smile.

- Ben!

Ben, stop!

Ben!
I need to talk to you!

- Stop! Stop!
Aah!

Look, I came to help!

Stop.
I'm a cop.

I know who you are.

I'm a cop.