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I've got somewhere to go. 12 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:40,585 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 13 00:02:41,665 --> 00:02:43,921 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 14 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:49,385 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 15 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,625 Sorry, that was my sister. 16 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,385 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 17 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:08,025 Jasmine tea? 18 00:03:18,305 --> 00:03:21,505 And that's one Brushed Suede. 19 00:03:22,465 --> 00:03:24,201 You want a cookie with that? 20 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:27,825 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. 21 00:03:33,185 --> 00:03:36,001 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 22 00:03:37,105 --> 00:03:41,567 Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 23 00:03:41,591 --> 00:03:43,897 Yeah, he's really something. 24 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:31,665 Hmm. 25 00:05:08,785 --> 00:05:10,361 Hey, Lacie! 26 00:05:10,385 --> 00:05:13,801 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 27 00:05:25,265 --> 00:05:26,641 How's Pancakes? 28 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:30,921 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 29 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:37,121 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 30 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:40,241 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 31 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:42,481 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 32 00:05:42,505 --> 00:05:45,001 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 33 00:05:45,025 --> 00:05:47,921 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 34 00:05:47,945 --> 00:05:51,305 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? 35 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:55,761 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 36 00:05:55,785 --> 00:05:58,081 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 37 00:05:58,105 --> 00:05:59,801 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 38 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:03,385 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 39 00:07:00,465 --> 00:07:03,401 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 40 00:07:03,425 --> 00:07:07,185 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 41 00:07:08,745 --> 00:07:11,121 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 42 00:07:11,145 --> 00:07:12,625 Sure. Okay. 43 00:07:18,865 --> 00:07:20,945 Mmm! 44 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:29,385 Thank you. Thank you. 45 00:07:33,825 --> 00:07:36,105 We're kind of not talking to Ches. 46 00:07:37,385 --> 00:07:41,281 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 47 00:07:41,305 --> 00:07:42,801 Oh... 48 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:45,761 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 49 00:07:45,785 --> 00:07:48,521 Sure! Obviously. 50 00:07:48,545 --> 00:07:52,121 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 51 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:56,601 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 52 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,040 _ 53 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,921 Hello? 54 00:08:28,945 --> 00:08:31,921 - Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 55 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:35,241 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 56 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,305 Okay. 57 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:43,401 So, now we move into the light space area. 58 00:08:43,425 --> 00:08:47,361 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 59 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:51,345 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 60 00:08:53,745 --> 00:08:56,561 Whoa! 61 00:08:56,585 --> 00:08:59,065 Sampled your photo stream to make her. 62 00:09:00,145 --> 00:09:01,681 Great hair! 63 00:09:01,705 --> 00:09:04,127 Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 64 00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:07,705 Oh, my God. 65 00:09:09,225 --> 00:09:11,001 It's hilarious! 66 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:13,721 You like him? 67 00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:16,841 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 68 00:09:20,265 --> 00:09:24,161 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 69 00:09:24,185 --> 00:09:28,361 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 70 00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:29,481 Uh-huh. 71 00:09:29,505 --> 00:09:33,227 I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 72 00:09:33,252 --> 00:09:37,466 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 73 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:41,346 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 74 00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:44,810 we're talking... this much. 75 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:49,090 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 76 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,506 Okay. 77 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:53,506 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 78 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,226 There's options. 79 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:57,706 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 80 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,450 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 81 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,650 We'd need you around a 4.5. 82 00:10:05,085 --> 00:10:07,706 4.5? 83 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:10,890 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 84 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,810 - 4.5. - That's right. 85 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:16,746 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 86 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:21,746 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 87 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:24,266 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 88 00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:27,227 It's actually a pretty cool place. 89 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:31,090 Like you'd even qualify. 90 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,306 There's nothing I can do, sir. 91 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,826 Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 92 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:45,386 That's the sense you get just from... me? 93 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:48,066 From your rep report analytics. 94 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:51,706 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 95 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:55,210 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 96 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:56,940 You see, even... 97 00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:01,506 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 98 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,546 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 99 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:06,906 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 100 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,826 Oh, just a workplace thing. 101 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:12,866 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 102 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,930 Let me zoom out here. 103 00:12:15,754 --> 00:12:19,266 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 104 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:23,586 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. 105 00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:27,490 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 106 00:12:28,027 --> 00:12:29,403 How long do you think? 107 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:30,603 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 108 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,683 Well, barring a major setback, 109 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:36,867 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 110 00:12:38,027 --> 00:12:42,403 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. 111 00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:43,707 Then you'll need a boost. 112 00:12:44,587 --> 00:12:46,787 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 113 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,083 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 114 00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:55,603 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 115 00:12:55,627 --> 00:12:57,043 Same with your outer circle. 116 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,323 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 117 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,283 but there's not much else. 118 00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:03,626 At least as far as I can see. 119 00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:06,923 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 120 00:13:06,947 --> 00:13:10,107 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 121 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,643 - Quality people? - High fours. 122 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:17,283 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 123 00:13:17,307 --> 00:13:18,947 and there's your boost. 124 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:36,507 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 125 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,667 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 126 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,867 - You look great today. - Thank you! 127 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:47,064 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 128 00:13:47,089 --> 00:13:49,009 I just need some stars, please! 129 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,987 Fuck! 130 00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:03,243 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 131 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:06,603 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 132 00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:11,827 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 133 00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:18,203 Would you like a croissant? 134 00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:20,403 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 135 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,603 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 136 00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:24,867 Yeah. 137 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:31,563 Well, here's me, so... 138 00:14:39,187 --> 00:14:42,083 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 139 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:46,603 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 140 00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:48,923 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 141 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:52,387 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. - Oh, could I just ask... 142 00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:59,867 ... "Mr. Rags." 143 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,151 _ 144 00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:04,602 _ 145 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,232 Shit! 146 00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:53,803 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 147 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,563 Who even are you? 148 00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:58,123 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 149 00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:03,947 Oh, my God. 150 00:17:05,387 --> 00:17:07,107 - What is it? - Naomi! 151 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,907 Shit! 152 00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:14,187 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 153 00:17:14,747 --> 00:17:17,307 Ryan, just go! Go! 154 00:17:23,187 --> 00:17:27,163 - Oh, my God! - Nay-Nay, how are you? 155 00:17:27,187 --> 00:17:29,563 I was just fixing myself a snack. 156 00:17:29,587 --> 00:17:34,483 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 157 00:17:34,507 --> 00:17:37,323 - Me too. It's been... - Too long. 158 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,314 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 159 00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:42,203 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... - Everything's just so... 160 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,563 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 161 00:17:45,587 --> 00:17:49,123 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 162 00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,123 I know, Mr. Rags! 163 00:17:51,147 --> 00:17:53,123 I just had to call 164 00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:56,443 and talk to you because... 165 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,443 Whoo-hoo! 166 00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:02,922 Wow! That's a... big ring! 167 00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:07,683 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 168 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:11,283 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 169 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,123 I know you're gonna love him. 170 00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:14,283 Uh-huh. 171 00:18:14,307 --> 00:18:16,043 So, anyways, the big day... 172 00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,283 Yes, when is it? 173 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:18,803 So, we're getting married in a month 174 00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:19,963 on his family's estate 175 00:18:19,987 --> 00:18:21,243 up here on the island. 176 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,043 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 177 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,123 No, but... 178 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,043 Well, it's a private island. 179 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:31,363 Take a looooook! 180 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,643 Oh, wow! That is... 181 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:38,123 I know, right? So... can you make it? 182 00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,587 Are you kidding? Of course. 183 00:18:41,227 --> 00:18:43,547 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 184 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:47,067 Lace, do you think... 185 00:18:48,187 --> 00:18:49,587 Would you be my maid of honour? 186 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:51,574 Seriously? 187 00:18:53,243 --> 00:18:54,323 Oh, my God. 188 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:01,163 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 189 00:19:01,187 --> 00:19:05,923 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 190 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:10,562 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 191 00:19:10,587 --> 00:19:14,283 All the memories. It just brought things home. 192 00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:15,443 Oh, Nay-Nay. 193 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,802 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 194 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:20,963 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 195 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:26,683 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 196 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,467 I want you by my side. 197 00:19:29,547 --> 00:19:33,067 Oh, my God. Thank you. 198 00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:36,043 What do I have to... 199 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,403 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 200 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,523 Speech? Of course! 201 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,283 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 202 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,803 Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds! 203 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:49,403 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 204 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:52,403 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 205 00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:54,813 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 206 00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:57,827 Uh-huh. 207 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:03,163 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. 208 00:20:03,187 --> 00:20:07,323 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 209 00:20:07,347 --> 00:20:09,923 - Sure. - How we were, any old things. 210 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,003 - Gotcha. - I'll ping you some anecdotes. 211 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:14,243 - That would be great. - And what's your dress size? 212 00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,483 Oh, um... 213 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,643 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 214 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,003 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 215 00:20:20,027 --> 00:20:21,883 Well, anyway... 216 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,218 Love you, Lay. 217 00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:30,963 You too, Nay-Nay! 218 00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:31,787 Oh! 219 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:33,603 Bye. 220 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,507 What was that? The F-word? 221 00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:45,787 You two pussy pals now? 222 00:20:46,387 --> 00:20:47,803 Shut up. 223 00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:51,163 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 224 00:20:51,187 --> 00:20:54,923 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 225 00:20:54,947 --> 00:20:58,363 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 226 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,003 She fucked Greg. 227 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:04,987 She... did not fuck Greg. 228 00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,867 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 229 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:20,094 Okay. 230 00:21:22,227 --> 00:21:23,587 Impressive. 231 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:31,043 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 232 00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:33,843 Pelican Cove. 233 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:38,043 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 234 00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:39,883 That's fantastic! 235 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:43,843 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 236 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,763 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 237 00:21:47,787 --> 00:21:49,469 - Well, okay. - Yes! 238 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:55,467 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 239 00:21:57,147 --> 00:22:02,547 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 240 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,067 But as I stand here today... 241 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:13,427 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 242 00:22:15,507 --> 00:22:19,147 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 243 00:22:21,787 --> 00:22:23,347 Nay-Nay, 244 00:22:23,867 --> 00:22:29,643 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 245 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:34,867 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 246 00:22:36,827 --> 00:22:42,827 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. 247 00:22:44,107 --> 00:22:46,067 He sits on my desk and... 248 00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:50,787 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 249 00:22:52,947 --> 00:22:56,547 What she meant to me then and now. 250 00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:01,747 I am so honored to be here 251 00:23:03,187 --> 00:23:08,907 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 252 00:23:11,627 --> 00:23:13,827 I love you, Nay-Nay. 253 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,107 Is the tear too much? 254 00:23:18,067 --> 00:23:21,083 You fucking sociopath. 255 00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:26,163 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 256 00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:28,123 I do keep him on my desk. 257 00:23:28,147 --> 00:23:31,043 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 258 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,923 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 259 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,923 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 260 00:23:36,947 --> 00:23:38,083 that's just a bonus. 261 00:23:38,107 --> 00:23:41,443 - Naomi and I were best friends. - Come on... 262 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:44,403 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 263 00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:46,923 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 264 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,403 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 265 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:53,688 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 266 00:23:53,713 --> 00:23:56,769 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 267 00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:59,449 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 268 00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:00,769 Pelican Cove higher? 269 00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:03,689 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 270 00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:06,689 They are fake-smile jail cells. 271 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,753 Great. Car cancelled. 272 00:24:08,891 --> 00:24:12,232 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 273 00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:16,003 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 274 00:24:16,027 --> 00:24:20,123 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 275 00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:21,203 I need my charger. 276 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:25,723 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 277 00:24:25,747 --> 00:24:28,963 - Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy. 278 00:24:28,987 --> 00:24:31,747 I said don't borrow this! 279 00:24:32,307 --> 00:24:36,003 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 280 00:24:36,027 --> 00:24:37,723 My car is here. Again. 281 00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:39,923 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 282 00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:41,403 Like, what if this doesn't work? 283 00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:44,443 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 284 00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:47,283 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 285 00:24:47,307 --> 00:24:51,227 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 286 00:24:52,187 --> 00:24:54,963 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 287 00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:58,523 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 288 00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:01,587 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 289 00:25:03,347 --> 00:25:05,027 Good luck with your performance! 290 00:25:36,027 --> 00:25:41,067 Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 291 00:25:42,227 --> 00:25:44,603 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 292 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,667 That's great. Just great. 293 00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,747 Oh... Hi. 294 00:26:05,227 --> 00:26:07,963 Nay-Nay! 295 00:26:07,987 --> 00:26:10,083 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 296 00:26:10,107 --> 00:26:13,283 I'm on my way to the airport right now. 297 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:15,643 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 298 00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:20,523 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 299 00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:24,443 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. 300 00:26:24,467 --> 00:26:25,803 - I love the pink. - Uh-huh. 301 00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:29,883 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 302 00:26:29,907 --> 00:26:31,923 Going handwritten's so cool. 303 00:26:31,947 --> 00:26:35,563 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 304 00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:39,107 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 305 00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:42,243 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 306 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,483 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 307 00:26:44,507 --> 00:26:46,523 You're so right. It's gone. 308 00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:49,483 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 309 00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,443 ♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ 310 00:27:04,627 --> 00:27:08,312 And here's your tip. Thank you. 311 00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:13,227 Oh, come on. 312 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,707 May I have your attention, please... 313 00:27:24,373 --> 00:27:27,629 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 314 00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:33,467 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 315 00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:37,907 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 316 00:27:38,547 --> 00:27:41,363 But... So when is the next flight? 317 00:27:41,387 --> 00:27:44,443 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 318 00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:48,123 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 319 00:27:48,147 --> 00:27:50,283 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 320 00:27:50,307 --> 00:27:52,203 Okay... let's see what we can do. 321 00:27:52,227 --> 00:27:54,267 Thank you. Thank you so much. 322 00:28:01,149 --> 00:28:03,923 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 323 00:28:03,947 --> 00:28:05,547 Uh... 324 00:28:06,507 --> 00:28:09,203 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 325 00:28:09,227 --> 00:28:11,203 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 326 00:28:11,227 --> 00:28:13,563 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 327 00:28:13,587 --> 00:28:16,918 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 328 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:23,003 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 329 00:28:23,027 --> 00:28:25,643 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 330 00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:28,163 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 331 00:28:28,187 --> 00:28:30,283 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 332 00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:32,043 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 333 00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:34,123 to moderate your language there. 334 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,467 Sorry. It's just... 335 00:28:37,427 --> 00:28:41,483 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 336 00:28:41,507 --> 00:28:44,427 And I am so sorry about that. 337 00:28:47,587 --> 00:28:49,323 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 338 00:28:49,347 --> 00:28:50,963 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 339 00:28:50,987 --> 00:28:52,883 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 340 00:28:52,907 --> 00:28:55,563 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 341 00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:57,883 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 342 00:28:57,907 --> 00:29:01,083 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 343 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,163 Ooh. 344 00:29:04,187 --> 00:29:05,507 I'm so sorry. 345 00:29:06,307 --> 00:29:10,643 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 346 00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:13,983 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 347 00:29:14,007 --> 00:29:16,203 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 348 00:29:16,227 --> 00:29:18,603 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 349 00:29:18,627 --> 00:29:20,347 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 350 00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:25,003 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 351 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:27,323 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 352 00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:30,323 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 353 00:29:30,347 --> 00:29:32,243 - This is a temporary measure. - No! 354 00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:33,995 Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. 355 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:34,963 No, no, no. But I need it now. 356 00:29:34,987 --> 00:29:38,483 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 357 00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:39,603 Times two? 358 00:29:39,627 --> 00:29:41,683 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 359 00:29:41,707 --> 00:29:42,763 I'm on double damage? 360 00:29:42,787 --> 00:29:46,961 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 361 00:30:09,627 --> 00:30:11,203 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 362 00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:36,083 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 363 00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:38,923 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 364 00:30:38,947 --> 00:30:41,683 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 365 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:44,843 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 366 00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:47,563 Well, due to your current ranking, 367 00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:50,403 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 368 00:30:50,427 --> 00:30:53,363 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 369 00:30:53,387 --> 00:30:55,387 They still have the 2? 370 00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:22,563 Oh, God. 371 00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:42,163 Oh, come on. 372 00:31:42,187 --> 00:31:43,963 Uh... 373 00:31:47,867 --> 00:31:50,867 Damn it! 374 00:32:12,427 --> 00:32:16,867 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 375 00:32:16,987 --> 00:32:20,907 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 376 00:32:22,427 --> 00:32:25,787 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 377 00:32:28,587 --> 00:32:33,483 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 378 00:32:39,227 --> 00:32:43,267 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - How far away are you? 379 00:32:43,987 --> 00:32:47,843 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 380 00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:50,443 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 381 00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:52,307 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 382 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:54,723 - No. - Lacie! 383 00:32:54,747 --> 00:32:57,587 I am so sorry. It's been... 384 00:32:58,107 --> 00:33:00,603 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 385 00:33:00,627 --> 00:33:04,523 Driving? That's like nine hours. 386 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:05,923 I'm making good time, 387 00:33:05,947 --> 00:33:09,443 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. 388 00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:10,827 Is everything okay? 389 00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:13,643 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 390 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,643 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 391 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,123 Ha ha ha! 392 00:33:18,147 --> 00:33:20,243 Okay, just drive safe! 393 00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,923 You bet. I'll just... 394 00:33:30,987 --> 00:33:32,387 Come on. 395 00:33:34,787 --> 00:33:35,963 Come on. 396 00:33:35,987 --> 00:33:37,267 Please. 397 00:33:43,907 --> 00:33:44,987 Okay. 398 00:34:11,747 --> 00:34:15,363 What do you want? 399 00:34:20,067 --> 00:34:24,027 Oh, shit. 400 00:34:56,187 --> 00:34:58,147 Hi. Sorry. 401 00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:04,987 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 402 00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:10,627 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 403 00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:16,667 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 404 00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:20,427 No. Do you have one? 405 00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:26,243 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 406 00:35:26,267 --> 00:35:28,307 You're super helpful. 407 00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,107 Two stars?! 408 00:35:43,147 --> 00:35:44,443 Two stars? 409 00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:46,587 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 410 00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:52,083 Sir, excuse me. 411 00:35:52,107 --> 00:35:53,843 Excuse me, sorry. 412 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:57,547 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 413 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:03,267 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 414 00:36:04,467 --> 00:36:05,696 Sure. 415 00:36:07,187 --> 00:36:08,267 Great. 416 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:12,987 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 417 00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:16,307 I have a rental car. It's... 418 00:37:01,707 --> 00:37:06,107 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - She's, like, 2.8. 419 00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:09,307 Come on! 420 00:37:16,427 --> 00:37:18,147 I didn't even do anything! 421 00:37:38,347 --> 00:37:40,547 You look like you need a ride. 422 00:37:41,787 --> 00:37:43,403 Um... 423 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:46,227 Actually, I'm okay. 424 00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:53,867 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 425 00:37:56,747 --> 00:38:01,243 Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself. 426 00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:03,107 I'm okay. Thanks. 427 00:38:04,147 --> 00:38:05,603 Where are you headed? 428 00:38:05,627 --> 00:38:10,427 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. 429 00:38:19,147 --> 00:38:21,947 Checking my feed for danger signs? 430 00:38:24,107 --> 00:38:29,027 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 431 00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:32,363 - You seem... - Normal? 432 00:38:32,387 --> 00:38:34,587 - Yeah. - Thank you. 433 00:38:36,187 --> 00:38:40,667 It took some effort. What happened to you? 434 00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:45,483 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 435 00:38:45,507 --> 00:38:47,163 That's not... This is temporary. 436 00:38:47,187 --> 00:38:49,363 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 437 00:38:49,387 --> 00:38:52,603 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 438 00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:54,187 Wanna hear my speech? 439 00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:55,987 No. 440 00:38:59,707 --> 00:39:02,043 So how come you're a 2.8? 441 00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:05,563 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 442 00:39:05,587 --> 00:39:08,243 and they put me on double damage. 443 00:39:08,267 --> 00:39:11,427 - How did it feel? - Awful. 444 00:39:12,307 --> 00:39:13,747 I meant the yelling. 445 00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:17,667 I don't know. I was mad. 446 00:39:18,547 --> 00:39:20,747 Look at where it got me. 447 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,963 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 448 00:39:25,987 --> 00:39:28,443 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 449 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,523 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 450 00:39:30,547 --> 00:39:31,803 so that velocitates my arc. 451 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:35,483 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 452 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,067 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 453 00:39:41,307 --> 00:39:43,403 God, you remind me of me. 454 00:39:43,427 --> 00:39:45,867 - Hmm. - Not now. 455 00:39:47,747 --> 00:39:51,427 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 456 00:39:53,507 --> 00:39:56,227 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 457 00:39:57,507 --> 00:39:59,827 All the work I put in... 458 00:40:02,707 --> 00:40:06,043 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 459 00:40:06,067 --> 00:40:11,307 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 460 00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:13,867 I'm so sorry. 461 00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:17,363 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 462 00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:21,627 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 463 00:40:22,747 --> 00:40:25,243 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 464 00:40:25,267 --> 00:40:29,883 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 465 00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:31,723 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 466 00:40:31,747 --> 00:40:34,467 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 467 00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:39,643 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 468 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:43,347 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 469 00:40:44,387 --> 00:40:48,347 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 470 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:52,827 Tom was a 4.3. 471 00:40:54,787 --> 00:40:57,307 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 472 00:41:02,307 --> 00:41:06,467 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 473 00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:10,923 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 474 00:41:10,947 --> 00:41:12,427 Just drop it out there. 475 00:41:13,507 --> 00:41:14,987 People don't always like that. 476 00:41:15,947 --> 00:41:19,323 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 477 00:41:19,347 --> 00:41:21,083 when you start doing that. 478 00:41:21,107 --> 00:41:25,627 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 479 00:41:27,707 --> 00:41:32,003 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 480 00:41:32,027 --> 00:41:36,083 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 481 00:41:36,107 --> 00:41:38,587 Shedding those fuckers. 482 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,347 It was like taking off tight shoes. 483 00:41:42,827 --> 00:41:46,083 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. 484 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:47,443 Why not? 485 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:52,163 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 486 00:41:52,187 --> 00:41:55,547 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 487 00:41:57,907 --> 00:42:00,923 Look, you had something with your life, 488 00:42:00,947 --> 00:42:06,683 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 489 00:42:06,707 --> 00:42:11,323 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 490 00:42:11,347 --> 00:42:14,243 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 491 00:42:14,267 --> 00:42:17,707 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 492 00:42:19,547 --> 00:42:24,907 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough to be content? 493 00:42:25,987 --> 00:42:31,267 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 494 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:36,867 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 495 00:42:38,187 --> 00:42:44,283 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 496 00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:47,147 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 497 00:42:47,787 --> 00:42:51,947 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 498 00:42:53,507 --> 00:42:57,987 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 499 00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:02,067 I do not mean that how it sounds. 500 00:43:04,387 --> 00:43:07,107 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 501 00:43:31,827 --> 00:43:35,283 - Sweetheart. - What time is it? 502 00:43:35,307 --> 00:43:39,603 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 503 00:43:39,627 --> 00:43:42,763 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 504 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:46,083 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 505 00:43:46,107 --> 00:43:49,403 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 506 00:43:51,947 --> 00:43:54,803 I put a little something in there for you. 507 00:43:54,827 --> 00:43:58,383 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 508 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:02,587 Bye. 509 00:44:17,347 --> 00:44:20,683 In this world, we're all so caught up... 510 00:44:20,707 --> 00:44:22,923 ...in our own dramas. 511 00:44:22,947 --> 00:44:26,163 - So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 512 00:44:26,187 --> 00:44:27,762 He'd never even heard of the show. 513 00:44:27,786 --> 00:44:29,803 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 514 00:44:29,827 --> 00:44:32,523 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 515 00:44:32,547 --> 00:44:34,523 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 516 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,763 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 517 00:44:36,787 --> 00:44:40,083 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 518 00:44:40,107 --> 00:44:42,763 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 519 00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:45,683 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 520 00:44:45,707 --> 00:44:46,803 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 521 00:44:46,827 --> 00:44:51,683 He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 522 00:44:51,707 --> 00:44:55,107 - See you back on there. - Okay. 523 00:44:58,787 --> 00:45:02,763 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 524 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:05,803 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 525 00:45:05,827 --> 00:45:07,403 I was all set to go. 526 00:45:07,427 --> 00:45:13,147 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 527 00:45:13,827 --> 00:45:16,507 Well, there's some space in the RV. 528 00:45:25,467 --> 00:45:27,523 - Hi. - Hey! 529 00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:29,683 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 530 00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:32,003 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 531 00:45:32,027 --> 00:45:35,643 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 532 00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:39,283 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 533 00:45:39,307 --> 00:45:41,123 - She's awesome. - She? 534 00:45:41,147 --> 00:45:43,403 He! I misspoke. 535 00:45:43,427 --> 00:45:46,163 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 536 00:45:46,187 --> 00:45:49,763 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 537 00:45:49,787 --> 00:45:51,803 Excuse me. Gotta get this. 538 00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:54,507 My friend, at the convention. 539 00:45:56,747 --> 00:45:58,643 Hi, Nay! 540 00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:04,003 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 541 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,603 Don't come. 542 00:46:05,627 --> 00:46:09,203 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 543 00:46:09,227 --> 00:46:11,243 Don't come. I don't want you here. 544 00:46:11,267 --> 00:46:14,843 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 545 00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:18,203 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 546 00:46:18,227 --> 00:46:20,523 Well, the wedding's today so... 547 00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:23,083 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 548 00:46:23,107 --> 00:46:25,283 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 549 00:46:25,307 --> 00:46:28,603 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 550 00:46:28,627 --> 00:46:31,283 But... But you invited me. 551 00:46:31,307 --> 00:46:33,963 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 552 00:46:33,987 --> 00:46:37,403 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 553 00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,067 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 554 00:46:41,627 --> 00:46:45,123 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 555 00:46:45,147 --> 00:46:48,283 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 556 00:46:48,307 --> 00:46:51,683 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 557 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:54,723 played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran. 558 00:46:54,747 --> 00:46:57,003 Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum. 559 00:46:57,027 --> 00:47:00,603 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 560 00:47:00,627 --> 00:47:02,323 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 561 00:47:02,347 --> 00:47:04,523 That just plays badly for us. 562 00:47:04,547 --> 00:47:07,003 So it was just about numbers for you? 563 00:47:07,027 --> 00:47:10,163 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 564 00:47:10,187 --> 00:47:12,123 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 565 00:47:12,147 --> 00:47:15,203 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 566 00:47:15,227 --> 00:47:17,643 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 567 00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:21,003 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 568 00:47:21,027 --> 00:47:25,683 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 569 00:47:25,707 --> 00:47:30,123 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 570 00:47:30,147 --> 00:47:35,203 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 571 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,243 Hello? 572 00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:40,827 Fuck! 573 00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:46,667 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 574 00:47:52,427 --> 00:47:55,067 Hope they cancel it! 575 00:48:06,267 --> 00:48:08,667 I need a ride! 576 00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:13,907 Fuck! 577 00:48:17,547 --> 00:48:19,027 Jesus! 578 00:48:34,947 --> 00:48:37,107 Hey! Hey! 579 00:48:37,707 --> 00:48:38,747 Hey! 580 00:48:40,707 --> 00:48:43,163 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 581 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:46,363 Can I borrow your bike? 582 00:48:46,387 --> 00:48:51,363 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 583 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:54,307 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 584 00:48:55,227 --> 00:48:57,323 To love him, comfort him, 585 00:48:57,347 --> 00:49:01,003 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 586 00:49:01,027 --> 00:49:04,427 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 587 00:50:09,227 --> 00:50:12,323 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 588 00:50:13,947 --> 00:50:17,403 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 589 00:50:17,427 --> 00:50:20,963 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 590 00:50:22,307 --> 00:50:25,203 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! 591 00:50:25,227 --> 00:50:28,883 He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 592 00:50:28,907 --> 00:50:30,947 Oh, gosh, well, um... 593 00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,107 Shit! 594 00:50:35,667 --> 00:50:39,643 We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 595 00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,523 But, of course, 596 00:50:41,547 --> 00:50:46,603 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 597 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:49,907 are to someone who's my best friend, 598 00:50:51,187 --> 00:50:58,083 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 599 00:50:58,107 --> 00:51:00,627 Naomi! 600 00:51:02,867 --> 00:51:07,947 One, two, three! Naomi! 601 00:51:09,427 --> 00:51:12,283 The A Team! 602 00:51:12,307 --> 00:51:13,723 I love you so much, darl. 603 00:51:13,747 --> 00:51:15,323 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 604 00:51:15,347 --> 00:51:17,363 Congratulations, sir. 605 00:51:17,387 --> 00:51:19,243 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 606 00:51:19,267 --> 00:51:21,403 Get over here! 607 00:51:21,427 --> 00:51:23,003 Get your ass over here. 608 00:51:23,027 --> 00:51:25,683 Get in here, big boy. 609 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,747 You're beautiful! 610 00:51:29,707 --> 00:51:32,683 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 611 00:51:32,707 --> 00:51:35,107 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 612 00:51:39,507 --> 00:51:41,323 Everybody, hello! 613 00:51:41,347 --> 00:51:43,387 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 614 00:51:47,387 --> 00:51:51,187 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 615 00:51:53,307 --> 00:51:54,907 Thank you. 616 00:51:56,267 --> 00:51:58,443 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 617 00:51:58,467 --> 00:51:59,763 She's a fucking 1.1. 618 00:51:59,787 --> 00:52:05,203 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 619 00:52:05,227 --> 00:52:09,243 my name is Lacie Pound 620 00:52:09,267 --> 00:52:13,107 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 621 00:52:13,707 --> 00:52:15,827 Hi, Nay-Nay! 622 00:52:17,107 --> 00:52:20,203 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 623 00:52:20,227 --> 00:52:22,083 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 624 00:52:22,107 --> 00:52:24,563 Pretty big deal. 625 00:52:24,587 --> 00:52:28,283 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 626 00:52:28,307 --> 00:52:30,307 Uh... 627 00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:34,787 Anyway, um... I... 628 00:52:36,467 --> 00:52:40,923 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 629 00:52:40,947 --> 00:52:42,883 We met when we were five years old, 630 00:52:42,907 --> 00:52:47,067 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 631 00:52:47,787 --> 00:52:50,083 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 632 00:52:50,107 --> 00:52:56,443 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. 633 00:52:56,467 --> 00:53:00,083 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 634 00:53:00,107 --> 00:53:04,787 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 635 00:53:05,427 --> 00:53:06,843 Go on. 636 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:09,763 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 637 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,363 Whoo! 638 00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:15,883 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 639 00:53:15,907 --> 00:53:18,483 You know, fuck the planet! 640 00:53:18,507 --> 00:53:20,963 Fuck the planet! 641 00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:25,747 Anyway... 642 00:53:26,827 --> 00:53:33,843 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 643 00:53:33,867 --> 00:53:39,147 which meant she was looking down on me. 644 00:53:40,027 --> 00:53:43,043 Always with a smile though. 645 00:53:43,067 --> 00:53:47,683 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 646 00:53:47,707 --> 00:53:53,043 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 647 00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:57,627 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 648 00:53:58,507 --> 00:54:04,403 She had this tight ass, 649 00:54:04,427 --> 00:54:07,603 like two fists. 650 00:54:07,627 --> 00:54:09,363 Uh-huh. 651 00:54:09,387 --> 00:54:12,483 I was all like... 652 00:54:16,067 --> 00:54:18,603 I was like... 653 00:54:18,627 --> 00:54:20,467 through the hallways in high school. 654 00:54:38,867 --> 00:54:40,587 And she was there for me. 655 00:54:43,027 --> 00:54:44,467 Holding my hair back... 656 00:54:46,107 --> 00:54:51,347 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 657 00:54:55,947 --> 00:54:59,427 Thank you for that, Naomi. 658 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,347 I always wished I was you. 659 00:55:06,627 --> 00:55:07,907 And... 660 00:55:08,867 --> 00:55:11,227 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 661 00:55:14,427 --> 00:55:17,443 Until you got your new job 662 00:55:17,467 --> 00:55:22,427 and your fancy new friends. 663 00:55:24,387 --> 00:55:26,803 And that... 664 00:55:28,707 --> 00:55:31,827 ...fucking... jackhole! 665 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:36,163 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 666 00:55:36,187 --> 00:55:41,603 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 667 00:55:41,627 --> 00:55:44,387 I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 668 00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:48,147 Stay back. 669 00:55:49,627 --> 00:55:52,683 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 670 00:55:52,707 --> 00:55:54,603 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 671 00:55:56,947 --> 00:55:59,443 Time's nearly up! 672 00:55:59,467 --> 00:56:00,643 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 673 00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:05,723 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 674 00:56:05,747 --> 00:56:09,147 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 675 00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:15,707 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 676 00:56:16,187 --> 00:56:20,307 She... She fucked Greg! 677 00:56:22,067 --> 00:56:23,827 I know she did. 678 00:56:24,907 --> 00:56:27,843 - I know you did. - No... 679 00:56:27,867 --> 00:56:30,203 Don't even try to deny... 680 00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:38,043 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 681 00:56:38,067 --> 00:56:41,747 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 682 00:56:42,427 --> 00:56:44,923 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 683 00:56:44,947 --> 00:56:50,523 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 684 00:56:50,547 --> 00:56:54,107 And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 685 00:56:55,027 --> 00:57:00,227 I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 686 00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:03,587 I love you! 687 00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:50,643 What the fuck are you looking at? 688 00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:52,707 Just what I was wondering. 689 00:59:53,029 --> 00:59:53,749 Well... 690 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:56,612 Don't! 691 00:59:57,627 --> 01:00:00,643 Don't? Don't wonder? 692 01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:01,827 Uh-huh. 693 01:00:02,427 --> 01:00:04,752 It would be a dull world without wonder. 694 01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:07,571 I don't give a shit about your world. 695 01:00:08,387 --> 01:00:10,307 I don't like your brassiere. 696 01:00:13,707 --> 01:00:15,187 I don't like your moustache. 697 01:00:16,587 --> 01:00:18,443 I don't like your aura. 698 01:00:18,467 --> 01:00:20,707 - My aura? - Yeah. 699 01:00:22,427 --> 01:00:26,283 I don't like your... head. 700 01:00:26,307 --> 01:00:29,043 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 701 01:00:29,067 --> 01:00:30,283 Really? 702 01:00:30,307 --> 01:00:36,163 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 703 01:00:36,187 --> 01:00:38,723 You sound like a lost little lamb 704 01:00:38,747 --> 01:00:41,227 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 705 01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:45,243 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 706 01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,923 to brew you up in the womb? 707 01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,683 At least I look like I was born, 708 01:00:48,707 --> 01:00:53,243 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 709 01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:55,003 You got tossed out of that lab. 710 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:57,563 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 711 01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:00,483 - Ooh! - In the trash! 712 01:01:00,507 --> 01:01:04,123 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 713 01:01:04,147 --> 01:01:08,083 Fucking biological car crash 714 01:01:08,107 --> 01:01:10,163 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 715 01:01:10,187 --> 01:01:11,723 "Well, that just don't make sense." 716 01:01:13,547 --> 01:01:16,203 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 717 01:01:16,227 --> 01:01:19,049 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 718 01:01:19,074 --> 01:01:23,914 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 719 01:01:27,557 --> 01:01:33,636 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 54914

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