Original subtitles

Hey, stop! No flashbulbs!

Where's her mother?

I had her get some rest. She's been at her side this whole time.

Where is she?

I had to get her an empty bed, even if I had to force the nurse for it.

You're as reliable as ever.

What a pack of hyenas.

I really…

feel so awful about this.

You're not to blame, Mr. Kawada.

That's not what I mean.

Do you remember…

when Mr. Muranishi was arrested in Hawaii?

I doubt I'll ever forget that.

At that time…

I relied too much on Kuroki's proposal.

Can't you sell my movie?

Won't it help even a little?

-What about your family? -It doesn't matter.

The person who turned Kaoru Kuroki into merchandise was…

probably me.

Everyone wants to blame themselves.

Kuroki…

became Kaoru Kuroki because she herself wanted to.

That's what she told me.

It just goes to show how special Kaoru Kuroki was.

Get out.

Sorry, but could you jump from here?

That would make me feel a lot better.

I'm begging you.

Toshi…

Wait, Toshi! Don't shoot!

Nobody ended up happy from this.

Wait, Toshi! Don't shoot!

Don't you dare shoot!

You should never kill anyone!

You have love!

You're a loving human!

If someone like that kills, it's like killing your own soul.

Don't look at me. Look at your own heart.

This isn't your own will. You're obeying someone else's will!

This is happening because of money!

That's just paper!

Don't kill your soul over some paper!

I earn money and lose money faster than anyone in Japan!

I can also pay my debts faster than anyone in Japan!

You've seen me in action! You know!

There's a world out there that only I--

Toshi! Wait! Don't shoot!

Think about it!

Japan's porn is the best in the world!

I'll sell it to the world!

Next to us, there's China. There are 1.1 billion people there!

We'll export the world's best porn to them!

Hundreds of millions of penises tremble in anticipation!

I can get money… Don't, Toshi!

Don't shoot, Toshi!

Don't shoot!

Don't do it, Toshi!

Don't do it!

I'll bring porn to the whole world!

Look around! There are all kinds of genres!

There are all kinds of preferences! I can give them what they want!

I'm the only one who can give them what they want!

"We Are the World!"

I'll make a porn version of "We Are the World!"

It doesn't need to be men and women.

Men on men. Women on women. Girls with dicks. Old men with pussies!

Who cares who has sex with each other?

White! Black! Yellow! All races! All sexual preferences!

I'll give the world sex equally for everyone!

Look at me, Toshi!

Just thinking about it has aroused me!

This is it! This is the answer!

We are the world! We are the sex children!

The nice, beautiful, exciting, fantastic ideas

never stop coming to me!

That's why you should never kill me no matter what, Toshi!

Don't kill me, Toshi!

I'm alive…

Hey! Toshi! I'm alive!

Look!

You couldn't possibly miss, but I'm still alive!

You see, Toshi! I must live!

I'm alive!

That's pon.

Sayaka, hold on a second.

Please excuse me.

If I don't move my legs once in a while, they'll freeze up and atrophy.

This is a hell of a price to pay for getting shot.

Right?

Come with me to the back room.

I thrive off that look of yours.

I love it.

Don't kill me, Toshi.

-You fucking bastard! -Boss!

Damn you!

Hey.

Hey…

Boss!

This is bad…

FURUYA ENTERPRISES

Now for more news.

Today, just past noon, there was a shooting

in the Arao Building in Kabukicho, Shinjuku.

The shooting took place in the offices of the Tosho Syndicate's Furuya Gang.

The victim was the boss of the Furuya Gang.

-An investigation is… -It sounds like that Furuya guy died.

That's a yakuza-style death for you. I guess it makes sense.

He deserves it for all the crap he's done.

He did a number on us too.

Changes seem to be happening at a hectic pace.

Coming!

Coming!

Naoko! What brings you here?

I have something to tell you. Sorry it's so sudden.

It's okay. Why don't you come in?

Let me introduce you.

This is Mr. Ozawa. He works at Higashinaka Credit Union.

It's nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Ozawa.

-Hi. So… -Mr. Mitamura.

Here's the 30 million yen you gave her.

I appreciate all you've done for Naoko.

You borrowed this from the bank? I don't need it that badly.

Didn't I tell you that you didn't have to pay it back?

-Mitamura. -Yes?

Gosh!

I'm going to marry this man.

Wait. You can't…

Oh, god!

You can't do that! That's so cruel!

That's no way to tell him!

Congratulations.

Mitamura?

It's a lot easier to give up when I'm told this way.

Thank you, Naoko.

I wish you happiness.

Take very good care of her.

Make sure her past as an adult video actress doesn't harm her.

That's the one thing I ask.

I will.

Mitamura.

Take care of your health.

You too, Naoko. Take care of yourself.

Okay, bye!

You're so mature, Mitamura.

You're a big man.

Goddammit! Fucking shit!

Why didn't she choose me?

I loved her.

I loved her…

I loved her!

Hang in there.

I loved her…

I loved her!

NAOKO

Don't use your left foot, just your right. Support yourself.

Move your hand forward.

Straighten it now.

Let's climb to the top.

-Ms. Kuroki! -Coming through.

-Congratulations on your release. -Can we get a statement?

-Stand back! -Can I ask you a question?

-Why did you try to commit suicide? -Watch out! Quit pushing!

Ms. Kuroki, you've been in contact with Mr. Muranishi, right?

Give us a statement, Ms. Kuroki!

-Kaoru Kuroki! -Ms. Kuroki!

-Don't push. -Who's Kaoru Kuroki? Who is that?

What?

-What'd she say? -Who is that?

-Don't push. -What are you talking about, Ms. Kuroki?

-Wait! Give us a statement! -Comment please!

-What was that just now? -What was that?

-Ms. Kuroki! -Ms. Kuroki!

You get out of here now! This is dangerous!

That was brilliant.

That silenced those reporters.

That was some fine acting by you as well, Junko.

You bet it was.

I bet they'll make up garbage about you having amnesia now.

Society is full of idiots.

You're right.

But when I said "Who's that?" to the reporters earlier,

that may not entirely be a lie.

Little by little,

Kaoru Kuroki has faded away…

since that time.

Day by day.

Once I get in this taxi and arrive home, she will probably completely disappear.

That's good.

I'm glad you're the last one to see me off, Junko.

Thank you.

I love you, Junko.

I love you too.

Farewell.

That was a lovely city.

Let's have dinner when we get home.

I'll make it for you.

I'm sorry about everything.

Just having you here makes up for it.

SCUM PAY ME BACK MY MONEY

PORNOGRAPHER PORN JUNKIE

PORN LUNATIC

I got that!

DIAMOND VISUAL INC.

One moment, please.

Excuse me. Please wait one moment.

Hey, the line's so slow!

What's going on?

I'm sorry. I can't get this to work.

Ms. Chiba, go in the back and do the inventory.

Just tell me how to do this. I'll be fine.

It's all right. I want you to quit as soon as possible.

Next customer, over here, please.

This way.

We don't want any porn actresses working here.

Over here, ma'am, please.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Excuse me.

I'll go and do inventory.

Okay. Bye.

Are you okay?

Thanks.

Do you mind if I gripe at you?

If a homeless man will do, sure.

They found out at my current job that I was an adult video actress.

The harassment is awful.

It's like they don't want me working there.

Isn't that a badge of honor for an adult video actress?

Maybe I never should've been in them.

When I think about how I'll be treated like that from now on,

it's hard to handle.

Your past never leaves you, does it?

Are you listening?

As long as you're alive,

that's enough.

You call that helpful?

Nothing was a mistake. Everything you did was right.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Don't regret it too much.

You'll get depressed if you let your past control you.

Tell me about yourself, Nogi.

What?

I was wondering who you are.

Sure, you can ask.

Damn, this is awful.

Well then,

where are you from?

ALL-JAPAN NICE PARTY LEADER

What? Didn't I tell you?

-I'm from Akita. -Akita?

Where in Akita?

The city of Akita.

The city?

I'm sure I told you.

I've been there twice. No, three times.

-Really? -Yes.

It's nice, right?

The kiritanpo hot pot was good.

The locals don't really eat it.

-Oh, really? -Yes.

The rice in Akita is good.

Originally, Furuya was my prey.

But then that stupid law got in the way.

That was a bunch of crap.

But now I'm up for it.

This is what happens for letting that Toshi Arai go, right?

I think it'll be fun to start plowing some new fields.

But Furuya will be fertilizer for them.

Cut that shit out!

Don't insult my boss.

You idiot. This is a great opportunity for you.

I'm not the kind of scum to take advantage of my boss' death.

Goddamn fucking scumbag!

I'll strangle you!

I'll kill you!

Nice. I like it.

Nice.

That's the way. You'll learn someday.

-You bastard! -I'm looking forward to it.

You drove past the entrance.

Hey now.

What's this all about?

Come on. I brought in Ogiwara.

Get out!

What the hell are you doing?

Hey!

-What's going on here? -You're charged with taking bribes.

To get rid of the mobsters, we first need to clean out our own dirt.

Serves you right!

Get going, scumbag!

That hurts.

So now you're going to make this whole thing a total bore.

That's the era we're in.

Really?

Then I'm through.

I like the second installment. And the title is long again too.

The first one is

I Thought My New Wife's Child from Her First Marriage Was a Boy,

but She was a Girl with a Short Haircut.

Yes, and the second installment is

The Female PE Teacher and Former Wrestling Team Coach

Has a Powerful Build that the Boys Lust After.

-It's gotten even longer. -Yes, we made it longer.

But I like its originality.

This was Mitamura's idea.

Is that right?

Glad to see you're working hard.

It's thanks to you.

I make videos about our everyday sexual desires.

I see.

I've put my trust in you, Mr. Kawada. Keep up the good work.

Thank you.

I'm glad to see you're doing better than I expected.

Yes. Thanks.

Anyway, keep it up and make this porn industry thrive.

-I will. -Thank you.

We'll be going now.

-Okay. -Goodbye.

Oh, one more thing.

I wasn't sure if I should tell you.

I heard a rumor.

SLICK AND WET INSANITY FILL ALL MY HOLES

You're selling quite a variety of things.

It seems you've fallen pretty far.

If it looks like it, then I guess I have.

Did you want something?

After they let you go, you end up like this?

I'm still alive. That's what's important.

What about the people who got caught up in it?

Everyone chose the path they were on.

As always, you never reform yourself.

Well…

that's what was good about you.

Everyone…

was drawn to you by your allure.

But you know…

I won't forgive you this time.

Toshi killed Furuya.

He went into…

Furuya's office all alone.

You must know what he sacrificed, right?

He prioritized you over himself!

You really are a pain in the ass!

Nobody can resist your allure.

He even chose his own death over yours.

Wait! That can't be…

Mr. Muranishi.

He…

He's the only…

He's the only man…

who has always accepted you.

He never once denied you of what you wanted.

Please forgive me, man!

Hey, man!

Give him free rein.

What's next?

If we're teaming up,

-it has to be porn! -It has to be porn!

A man needs to make big bucks and rise above.

Aren't you glad you followed my lead?

Sex sells, man.

There's no turning back now.

Want me to show you the hidden side?

Toshi…

The one who made it all happen…

was ultimately him.

So at the very least…

live life like yourself, Mr. Muranishi!

What he liked was…

how you were as a director.

What will you do now?

I'll scrape out a living.

I won't lend you any money.

I don't think Toshi would forgive me if I lent you money.

I know.

Mr. Muranishi.

You were originally a salesman, right?

Toshi often said that you could sell anything you put your mind to selling.

Maybe so.

Try to sell me something.

I won't lend you money,

but I'm willing to buy something from you with cash.

I don't have anything to sell.

That rock.

How would you sell it?

This?

Yes.

This thing that I'm holding here…

This here has crossed the oceans of the world.

After decades, centuries of travel, it finally arrived at this beach.

This rock is one-of-a-kind in the world.

Have a look at it.

Right?

Tossed by violent waves

and smashed from every side, it remains firm and strong.

Look at this beautiful form created by the millions and millions of times

the waves lapped against it.

Don't you find it sexy?

This sexiness, you see,

absorbed all its sustenance while embraced by the world's oceans.

This is a naughty stone.

That's why everyone is captivated by it. Because of its sexiness and power.

You know, to put it another way, this is the Earth.

It's a little Earth.

This rock that's packed with power,

wouldn't you like to feel it with your own hand?

May I?

Of course.

It's filled with power. Feel it.

Here.

-See? It's perfect for you. -You're right.

-Cinderella! -What?

Just like the glass slippers fit Cinderella's feet perfectly,

this stone fits perfectly into your hands.

Oh, I see what you mean.

It's absolutely perfect for you.

When I was holding it just now,

it felt as if it was telling me that it wanted to return to you.

Mr. Kawada, I did not give this to you.

The stone…

It was the stone's will. I did not give it to you.

It's the stone's will.

I stuttered at the most important point.

-You really are stupid, man! -A salesman has to get that perfectly.

Right?

Mr. Kawada!

Look at this, would you?

This is it! Look what I found!

These stones were originally one stone.

During its long travels, it broke into two.

This just happened to arrive here just now.

-Really? -These two are a set!

-Is that right? -Magnificent!

Today, the Earth is having a sale!

This one too! This stone is amazing too!

Just look at this color!

It has absorbed the salt of the Mediterranean.

Magnificent! Look at this one too!

Oh, dear!

Just look at this one too!

This is a stone from Mars. It flew from Mars. Look at this shape.

Magnificent! This place has everything today!

You'll love these, Mr. Kawada.

This is amazing!

So many great stones today!

Hey, this one is amazing!

YEAR 1994

Cut. One more time, please.

-Okay. Cut. -Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry, Director.

It's my first time, so I don't know how this works.

It's all right. You were innocent and really cute.

Are you unsure about having sex in a place like this?

No…

Feel free to tell me how you feel about this.

I'm a big clean freak.

I can't feel at ease unless I have sex on clean sheets.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Just be the way you are.

Okay.

Okay, we're changing the scene.

Later, we'll film with pure white sheets. We'll just do the kiss scene here.

-Got it. -Thank you.

Changing location!

You two take a break inside.

-Ready, go. -Thank you.

-Cut! -Cut!

Don't squeeze her boobs over her clothes. Put your hands inside and squeeze them.

-And look at the camera. -Okay.

Ready!

Roll!

Don't you think this is too niche?

This is new!

I've never seen anything like this before.

This is just fine.

Hey! Why don't you all jump in at once?

-I'm going to take out the trash. -Thanks.

What a silly face.

DIAMOND VISUAL

SHAMELESS SCUM GO AWAY

MOVE OUT PAY WHAT YOU OWE

PAY YOUR BILLS, LOSER CRIMINAL

-Dang, it's hot. -It sure is.

Good morning.

Hold on a second!

What? Wow! Awesome!

What a royal figure!

I've never seen anything like this before!

VERY NICE!

-How cool! -"Nice!"

On your mark!

Get set! Go!

-Go! -Look at him go!

-Dang, he's fast! -He's going so fast!

Holy cow!

Amazing!

-The way he moves is amazing! -He's got a strong torso and legs!

Amazing! Check it out!

-Yes! -Go! Wow! Amazing!

-Right. Okay. -It's hot…

-Amazing! -Oh, okay.

-Just a little farther! -Okay.

-He got over the hill! -Oh, I see.

-He has crossed the finish line! -Right. Okay.

Hey, mister. I'm surprised you do that trash.

FINALLY CAME OUT AFTER THIS!

You should be pickier.

I have a family. I'll do whatever I'm asked to do.

Are you serious?

Okay. Fine.

-Got it. -I hate this food.

Right. Got it.

Gross.

Sorry. Today's shoot was canceled.

You can go home now.

It's canceled? That's nuts.

There's not much we can do. A producer took the money and ran.

They can't pay for today's studio.

Wait. Hold on a second here.

I need this money! Will I get paid?

We don't even have a studio, so you sure aren't getting paid.

What?

Don't blow your top at me, you prick!

Why don't you get ready, miss?

What?

What?

What are you doing?

It will bother people on the street if they can see through these.

I do this for decency's sake.

I told you, it's been canceled. We don't have a studio.

We have a studio.

Where?

Film it right out here.

Are you out of your mind? We'll get arrested.

Do you want to be a director someday?

Yes. So?

You still lack one thing.

You need to be convicted of some crimes.

-Out of the way. -Oh, god! Hey!

Let's go, miss.

This way, miss. Here we go.

-Hey, wait! Are you fucking insane? -We don't have to pay to film here.

-This is serious! -It's free.

-Hold on! -Wow!

-Hey, pal! Give me the camera! -Let's go.

Help!

-You're nuts! -What a nice day.

-He says it's free to film here! -What?

That's not the issue here! We'll get arrested!

Hey, man!

Let's film right here.

-You want me to film? -Yes. Here.

Make sure you film it well.

Now it's rolling.

-Look through it! -Fine, goddammit!

Okay, here we go.

Ready.

Action.

Why the heck are you filming me?

Come on!

-Film the actress' face! -Okay, got it.

Got it.

-Hold on. -Is this the police?

Hello? Yes, there's a guy in his underwear.

Hello, sorry. Coming through.

What do you think you're doing? You can't do this here!

Let's show everyone our passionate kisses.

If you have a stiff nightstick, the citizens will feel safer.

That's insane! Cut this out! Hey!

Hey, you damn cop! Don't stop them now! It's just getting better!

Stop this!

Look at everyone! See? They are all in the mood to fuck.

In the mood to fuck?

That's right. Look at the twinkle in their eyes.

Aren't you Toru Muranishi?

Yes. I am Toru Muranishi.

Goddamn you, Muranishi!

Stop right there, Muranishi!

Underpants!

Get down!

This is a new car!

Handcuffs! Hurry!

My, what a pretty lady.

I wish we had met under more romantic circumstances.

Really?

-Stop that! Poor Mr. Muranishi! -Obstruction of justice!

I didn't do anything!

-Obstruction of justice! -What?

He got away!

-Muranishi! -Stop right there, Muranishi!

Cuff him!

Muranishi!

If you want to die, just look at me! I sunk lower, but I'm alive!

⇒ PeradoxSRJ

Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey