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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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HI, SWEETHEART.
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HI, CLIFF.
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HOW WAS THE CHARMING AND
BEAUTIFUL MRS. HUXTABLE'S
DAY IN COURT?
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UGH.
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YOU'LL GET THEM
NEXT TIME.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
THE LAST TIME.
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IN THAT CASE,
YOU BLEW IT.
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HI, MOM.
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VANESSA, IT IS ALMOST
DINNER TIME.
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DAD MADE ME DO IT.
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I SAID SHE COULD HAVE A SNACK
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AFTER SHE PRACTICED
THE CLARINET.
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SO DID SHE?
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DID YOU?
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DID I WHAT?
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PRACTICE THE CLARINET.
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FOR THE RECITAL.
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME.
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WILL YOU TELL YOUR DAUGHTER
HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?
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YOU PLANNING ON
LEAVING TOWN RIGHT AWAY?
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EXPLAIN TO THIS GIRL
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SHE'S GOT A FEATURED SOLO
IN FIVE DAYS.
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THE GIRL IS STANDING
RIGHT THERE.
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AND DON'T LET HER
GET OUT OF IT.
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VANESSA, I WANT
YOU TO PRACTICE.
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I WILL
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WHEN I FINISH MY HOMEWORK.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE?
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I HAVE A HISTORY ESSAY
ON THE HUNDRED YEARS' WAR.
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?
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ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES.
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THAT'S NOT BAD.
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THAT'S SEVEN YEARS A MINUTE.
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THAT'S IF I WANT A "D."
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WHAT IF YOU WANT AN "A"?
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ABOUT AN HOUR, TOPS.
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GO FOR THE "A."
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HI, DADDY.
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HOW YOU DOING,
PEACHES?
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ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
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SHOULD I BE?
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THIS MORNING I GOT
A KISS AND A HUG.
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OKAY.
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THERE. THAT BETTER?
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NO.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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WHEN MARY LOPEZ'S FATHER
KISSES HER, HE SAYS
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"I LOVE YOU, MARY."
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I LOVE YOU, MARY.
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NO, DAD.
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I LOVE YOU, RUDY.
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BUT HE SAYS IT IN SPANISH.
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MR. LOPEZ IS A TROUBLEMAKER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT?
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MARY CAN HAVE A SNACK
ANY TIME SHE WANTS.
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OH, REALLY?
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MOM'S IN THE KITCHEN.
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OOPS.
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MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
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WELL?
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VANESSA PROMISED
TO PRACTICE.
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WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
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FIRST IT WAS DENISE'S
ICE SKATING LESSONS.
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WE BUY SKATES, OUTFITS...
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SHE LASTS TWO WEEKS.
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AND THEODORE'S KARATE--
ONE DAY.
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BUT WE DIDN'T GO
FOR TOO MUCH THERE--
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A WHITE BATHROBE
AND A COUPLE PIECES OF WOOD.
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HOW MUCH DID WE GO FOR
WITH THE CLARINET?
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WE AGREED THAT WHEN A CHILD
SHOWS AN INTEREST IN SOMETHING
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IT'S OUR PARENTAL DUTY
TO NURTURE IT.
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WHAT DID IT RUN US?
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
HARD UP FOR MONEY.
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WHAT DID IT RUN US?
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS--
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IT'S CHEAPER
THAN RENTING.
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WHAT DID IT RUN US?
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$245.
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$245?!
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THAT INCLUDED THE CASE.
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IT BETTER INCLUDE
A SET OF LIPS.
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HA HA!
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YOU'RE NOW DEAD MEAT.
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( ring )
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CHECK.
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( ring )
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I'M GETTING BETTER, AREN'T I?
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THAT WAS A LUCKY MOVE.
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I WON THE LAST TWO MATCHES.
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BECAUSE I TOYED WITH YOU.
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GO AHEAD.
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DO I TALK
WHEN YOU'RE MOVING PIECES?
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LET'S GO.
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TIME IS MONEY.
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB.
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WHAT MONEY?
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TIME IS MONEY.
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DON'T "TIME IS MONEY" ME.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
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NOT PLANNING ON GETTING A JOB
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AND CAN'T EVEN SPELL "JOB."
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NOW, DEAL WITH THAT.
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( ring )
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QUEEN CHECK.
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I KNOW A CHECK
WHEN I SEE ONE.
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I'M THE PERSON
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO PLAY.
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YOU REMEMBER?
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YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
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( ring )
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ARE YOU PLAYING CHESS
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OR ARE YOU CALLING
FOR THE BELLHOP?
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( clarinet sounding
like foghorn )
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HAVE WE MOVED
CLOSER TO THE RIVER?
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( clarinet squeaking )
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YOU THINK SHE'S BLOWING
INTO THE RIGHT END?
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( squawking and squeaking )
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I THINK SHE JUST
KILLED A GOOSE.
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SHE IS AWFUL!
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( more squawking )
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I THINK WE OUGHT TO
SOUNDPROOF HER ROOM.
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AND MOVE.
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( squawking )
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THAT'S IT.
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HALF TIME, MAN.
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DAD, THERE'S NO HALF TIME
IN CHESS.
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THE BAND IS PLAYING,
SO THAT'S HALF TIME.
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MOM, WHEN YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER
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I DIDN'T THINK
YOU MEANT JOGGING.
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IT'S SO BORING.
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COME ON.
I HATE TO DO IT ALONE.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
ASK DADDY.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT'S WORSE
THAN DOING IT ALONE.
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( imitates Cliff )
GET THE LEAD OUT!
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LIFT THOSE KNEES.
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SNAP IT UP, WOMAN.
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TALKING ABOUT JOGGING?
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WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GO?
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I DON'T.
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ALL RIGHT, 7:00.
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OH, OH, PLEASE.
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NO, COME HERE.
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HERE, HERE,
HERE!
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THIS FROM?
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VANESSA SAID
I COULD PLAY WITH IT.
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THIS IS NOT A TOY.
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THIS IS A GOOSE-KILLER.
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HI, DADDY.
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VANESSA
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH THAT COST?
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NO.
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$245. 2-4-5.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT CAN BE
PURCHASED WITH $245?
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YOU CAN GET BRAKES
FOR SIX CHEVYS.
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YOU CAN
PURCHASE
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A TICKET TO THE
LONDON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA
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IN LONDON
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AND SIT ON THE SAME ROW
AS THE QUEEN.
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DAD, I DO APPRECIATE
YOU BUYING THIS FOR ME.
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IF YOU APPRECIATE IT
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WHY IS RUDY WALKING AROUND
TWIRLING IT LIKE A BATON?
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SHE IS?
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YES.
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DAD, I'M TELLING YOU
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YOU HAVE TO
NAIL STUFF DOWN AROUND HERE.
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SOME TIME AGO, YOUNG LADY
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YOU CAME TO US AND YOU SAID
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING
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IF WE WOULD ALLOW YOU
TO TAKE UP THE CLARINET.
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NOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T LIKE IT ANYMORE.
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NEITHER DOES JANET MEISER.
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SHE QUIT TWO WEEKS AGO.
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SO THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO QUIT, TOO?
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IT'S NO FUN WITHOUT JANET.
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WE'RE LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS,
EXCEPT THERE'S TWO OF US.
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COULDN'T I SWITCH
TO GYMNASTICS?
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NO.
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IF IT'S THE MONEY
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JANET'S FATHER
HOCKED HER CLARINET
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AND GOT $40.
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$40? I PAID $2...
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YOU AGREED TO BE
IN THAT RECITAL.
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THEY ARE COUNTING ON YOU.
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THEY WON'T EVEN MISS ME.
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WHO WILL PLAY
THE CLARINET SOLO?
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THE TUBA CAN DO IT.
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YOU CAN QUIT LATER.
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BUT YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY
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TO GO THROUGH
WITH THAT RECITAL.
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YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT.
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I WANT YOU
TO PRACTICE.
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YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I UNDERSTAND.
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YOU DO UNDERSTAND ME?
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YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU OKAY?
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I'M OKAY.
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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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NO.
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00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:01,468
YOU SURE?
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POSITIVE.
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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,672
YOU DON'T WANT BRIGHTER LIGHTS
IN THE ROOM?
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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,373
NO.
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00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,742
HOW ABOUT A POT OF COFFEE?
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NO.
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DON'T FORGET,
YOU'VE GOT A RESPONSIBILITY.
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PRACTICE.
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RIGHT?
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I'LL DO MY BEST.
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THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.
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IT'S A PART OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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( squawk )
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( scale )
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HE WOULDN'T LET YOU OUT OF IT?
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NO.
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DID YOU GET HIS
"RESPONSIBILITY" SPEECH?
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YEAH.
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LONG OR SHORT VERSION?
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THE LONG VERSION.
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WITH THE POT OF COFFEE.
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UH-HUH.
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SO WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
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THAT I'D DO MY BEST.
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WAS THAT YOUR BEST?
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YEAH.
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AND THE RECITAL'S WHEN?
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IN FIVE DAYS.
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I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.
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( squawking )
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I'M NOT JOGGING WITH YOU.
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YES.
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YOU KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE
YOU WANT TO.
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YOU KNOW THAT YOU'LL WAKE UP
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WITH AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE
TO GO JOGGING WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
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00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,490
WITH ALL THAT?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING
ON A SPACE WALK.
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IN ORDER TO GO JOGGING
AND DO IT PROPERLY
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YOU MUST HAVE
THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT.
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE SATISFIED
WITH A PLEASANT JOG IN THE PARK?
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00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,707
BECAUSE SERIOUS JOGGERS
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00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:55,382
ARE NOT SATISFIED
WITH A PLEASANT JOG IN THE PARK.
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00:11:55,482 --> 00:12:00,387
NOW, I HAVE THIS,
WHICH MEASURES THE DISTANCE...
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THIS, WHICH MEASURES THE TIME
THAT I RAN THE DISTANCE IN...
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00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:09,997
AND THIS, WHICH MEASURES
THE HYDRO OUTPUT RATIOS.
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00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,100
YOU MEAN SWEAT.
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00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,702
YES.
251
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:19,739
JOGGING WITH YOU IS NOT FUN.
252
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,341
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUN?
253
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,443
WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT IS FUN?
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THIS IS THE WAY I JOG.
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00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,616
SEE, I'M SERIOUS.
256
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,684
I HAVE THE PEPPER.
257
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,652
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
258
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:37,357
THIS IS THE WAY I MOVE IT.
259
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:41,594
THIS IS THE WAY MY WIFE JOGS.
260
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,865
MUST HAVE AT LEAST
THREE OF THESE
261
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,566
TUCKED HERE.
262
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:52,272
AND THEN SHE BURSTS OUT.
263
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,977
OH, CLIFF...
264
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,746
CLIFF...
265
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:04,751
YOU'RE MOVING TOO FAST.
266
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,658
NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN BURN OFF THERE
267
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,594
OTHER THAN THESE TISSUES.
268
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,097
CLIFF, I DO NOT ENJOY JOGGING
FULL SPEED
269
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,033
CARRYING 59 POUNDS
OF UNNECESSARY EQUIPMENT
270
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,202
WHILE YOU SCREAM,
"MOVE IT, CLAIR!"
271
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,672
"NO PAIN,
NO GAIN!"
272
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,609
WE ALWAYS END UP ARGUING,
I WALK HOME ALONE, AND...
273
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:34,481
I HATE
JOGGING WITH YOU.
274
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,548
( knocking )
275
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,252
WHOEVER'S UP THIS LATE
BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.
276
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,489
I CAN'T SLEEP.
GOOD ENOUGH?
277
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,624
WHAT'S THE
MATTER, HONEY?
278
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:48,328
I DON'T THINK I CAN
BE IN THIS RECITAL.
279
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,535
WHY?
280
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,805
( raspy )
I HAVE A SORE THROAT.
281
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,707
YOUR RECITAL'S IN FOUR DAYS.
282
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,977
IT'S ONE OF THOSE
SLOW-BUILDING SORE THROATS.
283
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,713
VANESSA, IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT.
284
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:07,981
WHAT'S WRONG?
285
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:08,949
MOM, I'M WORRIED.
286
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,183
ABOUT WHAT?
287
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,119
YOU'VE HEARD ME PRACTICING.
288
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,853
I'M BAD, AREN'T I?
289
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,522
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY WELL.
290
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,390
YOU'RE ONLY 11 YEARS OLD.
291
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,660
NOBODY'S ASKING YOU
TO PLAY LIKE BENNY GOODMAN.
292
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:25,065
WHO?
293
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,466
YOU'RE GOING TO BE JUST FINE.
294
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:31,738
I HAD THE SAME DOUBTS
WHEN I WENT ON MY FIRST DATE.
295
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,540
THAT'S NOT THE SAME.
296
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,808
YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE THIS.
297
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:40,180
I'M TELLING YOU, MY FIRST DATE,
I HAD TO PRACTICE.
298
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:47,887
WHEN I WAS 13 1/2 YEARS OLD,
MY VOICE WAS CHANGING
299
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,822
AND I WAS EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.
300
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,891
PEOPLE WOULD SAY,
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
301
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:56,896
( cracking )
AND I'D SAY, "MY NAME
IS HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE."
302
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,032
I DIDN'T WANT
TO SOUND LIKE THAT.
303
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,769
I WANTED TO SOUND SMOOTH,
SO I PRACTICED--
304
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,304
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
305
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,573
( cracking )
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
306
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,977
( cracking less )
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE.
307
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,844
AND THEN I BEGAN TO
PRACTICE MY SMILES.
308
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,080
I HAD THREE OF THEM.
309
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,849
I HAD A FULL SMILE.
310
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,853
I HAD A THREE-QUARTER SMILE.
311
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:26,293
AND THEN I HAD A QUARTER SMILE.
312
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,927
AND I'D PRACTICE
313
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,529
ALL OF THOSE THINGS, AND THEN...
314
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,099
THE NIGHT OF MY DATE.
315
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,901
I WAS NERVOUS,
BUT I HAD PRACTICED.
316
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,138
I RANG THE DOORBELL,
HER FATHER OPENED THE DOOR.
317
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,607
HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
318
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,144
( cracking )
I SAID, "MY NAME IS..."
319
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,545
AND I RAN AWAY.
320
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,248
I RAN FOR ABOUT A BLOCK,
AND I STOPPED MYSELF.
321
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,283
I SAID, "NO, NO,
YOU'VE PRACTICED.
322
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,185
GO BACK THERE, GIVE IT TO HIM."
323
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,457
I WENT BACK, RANG THE BELL.
HE SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?"
324
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:04,764
( not cracking )
AND I SAID, "MY NAME
IS HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE."
325
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,966
NOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
326
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:07,700
YES.
327
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,435
ALL RIGHT.
328
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,503
YOU FEEL BETTER?
329
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,072
NO.
330
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:13,940
GOOD NIGHT.
331
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,210
GOOD NIGHT,
VANESSA.
332
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:28,221
( fighter plane noises )
333
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:34,694
( explosion sounds )
334
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:42,135
CHECK MATE.
335
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,437
THAT'S FOUR
336
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,507
FOR THE MAN
ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL.
337
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,611
YOU'RE A BAD LOSER,
BUT YOU'RE A WORSE WINNER.
338
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,181
AND NOW ON MY
DRIVE FOR FIVE
339
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:59,286
I AM GOING TO, MY BOY,
LET YOU HAVE THE FIRST MOVE.
340
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,588
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON.
341
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,756
SOMETHING TROUBLING YOU, SON?
342
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,557
NO.
343
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:05,492
WHAT?
344
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,761
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR RAIN?
345
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,029
NO.
346
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,499
PERHAPS "PENNIES FROM HEAVEN"
347
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,803
BEING PLAYED ON THE CLARINET
BY YOUR SISTER?
348
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,771
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
349
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,806
WELL, FORGET IT.
350
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,443
SHE'S NOT PLAYING
UNTIL MR. HAMPTON GETS HERE.
351
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,277
WHEN IS THAT?
352
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,845
SOON.
353
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,214
HALF TIME.
354
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,785
WHY IS
MR. HAMPTON COMING?
355
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,056
MR. HAMPTON IS COMING
356
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:42,129
TO GIVE YOUR SISTER SOME
INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CLARINET.
357
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,397
HE TOLD ME
358
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,133
HE KNEW YOU
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
359
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,035
THAT'S TRUE.
360
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,070
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND.
361
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,340
HE WAS THE MUSIC TEACHER
WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
362
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,210
THEY HAD MUSIC
WHEN YOU WENT TO SCHOOL?
363
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,346
SOME.
364
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,614
DID THEY HAVE POTATO CHIPS?
365
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,653
YES, WE HAD POTATO CHIPS.
366
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,831
DID THEY HAVE TV?
367
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,934
NO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE TV.
368
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:27,174
WHAT DID YOU WATCH
WHILE YOU ATE POTATO CHIPS?
369
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,875
RADIO.
370
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,411
( doorbell )
371
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,116
HI, MR. HAMPTON.
372
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:37,884
HI, DOC.
373
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,487
HI, MR. HAMPTON.
374
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,722
HI, RUDY.
LONG TIME NO SEE.
375
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,457
DO IT, DO IT.
376
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,258
DO WHAT?
377
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,060
YOU KNOW--
378
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,998
YOU ALWAYS ASK ME
TO DO THAT.
379
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,671
DADDY, DADDY, LOOK!
380
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,807
HIS FACE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!
381
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:04,677
OH, NO, NO, NOT OLD RUBBER FACE.
382
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,413
CAN HE
STAY FOR DINNER?
383
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,947
UH-HUH.
384
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:13,019
I WANT TO WATCH HIM
PUT A CHICKEN IN HIS MOUTH.
385
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,755
IF YOU'RE NICE,
I'LL DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
386
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:25,064
( rubber band music )
387
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,374
* I
388
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,575
* LOVE
389
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,676
* YOU
390
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,512
* RUDY.
391
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,447
* I
392
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,514
* LOVE
393
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,682
* YOU
394
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,717
* RUDY.
395
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,588
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MR. HAMPTON.
396
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,228
VANESSA!
397
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,263
YES, DAD.
398
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,398
COME ON DOWN, PLEASE.
399
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:02,602
MR. HAMPTON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
400
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,739
GOT US A LITTLE
INSURANCE POLICY
ON THE RECITAL.
401
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:10,009
HE'S GOING TO
TAKE MY PLACE?
402
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,613
NO, HE'S GOING TO
GIVE YOU PRIVATE LESSONS.
403
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,482
COME ON, LET'S
GET STARTED.
404
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,083
THANK YOU, DADDY.
405
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:20,887
IT WON'T HELP.
406
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:32,198
( bassoon playing )
407
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,970
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
408
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,972
THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
409
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,510
THAT WAS BOBBY TUCKER
ON THE BASSOON
410
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:50,317
GIVING YOU HIS RENDITION OF
"THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE."
411
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:55,121
IT WAS MORE LIKE
"THE WOUNDED MOTH."
412
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:59,292
IN JUST A MOMENT WE WILL HEAR
FROM OUR BEGINNER'S CLASS.
413
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,027
THAT'S ME.
414
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,194
GOOD LUCK.
415
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,229
BETTER BE GOOD.
416
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,533
I GAVE UP HANGING OUT
WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE THIS.
417
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:10,002
HEY, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
418
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,338
MY KID ALREADY PLAYED.
419
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,806
THE BUMBLEBEE?
420
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,775
NO, SIT DOWN.
MY KID'S GOING ON.
421
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,610
I'M PAYING $4 AN HOUR
FOR PARKING.
422
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,948
$4? I PAID $6.
423
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,216
COME ON, WATCH MY KID.
424
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,687
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN
425
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,855
OUR BEGINNER'S CLASS
426
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,990
WITH THEIR MEDLEY
OF POPULAR SONGS
427
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,226
WITH A SOLO BY
MISS VANESSA HUXTABLE.
428
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:37,464
( cheering )
429
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:44,236
( terrible clarinet playing )
430
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,105
I WANT TO
GO HOME.
431
00:21:46,205 --> 00:22:00,019
( band playing out of tune )
432
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,783
ENCORE!
ENCORE!
433
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,051
ENCORE!
434
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:08,821
EN...
435
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:17,163
ENTER VANESSA HUXTABLE,
QUEEN OF SWING
436
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,633
MASTER OF THE MOUTHPIECE,
WIZARD OF THE WOODWINDS.
437
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,435
NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE.
438
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:26,205
SHE'S GOING TO BE
IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH.
439
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,675
WAY TO GO, VANESSA.
440
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:32,211
YEAH, YOU WERE REAL...
GOOD.
441
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:35,347
NOW THAT YOU'RE A STAR,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
442
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,283
RUDY...
443
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,350
ENJOY.
444
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,219
OH, BOY!
445
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,354
$245.
446
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,623
VANESSA...
447
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,025
MOM, THE RECITAL
IS OVER.
448
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,760
BUT YOU DID
SO WELL THIS EVENING.
449
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,061
WON'T YOU RECONSIDER?
450
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,730
NO.
451
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:53,566
GYMNASTICS?
452
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,268
JANET MEISER HATEDGYMNASTICS.
453
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,137
WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW?
454
00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,639
HORSEBACK RIDING.
455
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:04,477
HORSEBACK RIDING?
WE'RE RENTING.
456
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,250
Captioning Made Possible By
457
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:16,989
THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
458
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,795
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