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Oh my god. Mom, I'm so excited.

This guy is so cute. Like, it's gonna be the best date ever.

I know. I'm just so... I thought this day would never come.

Aww. I'm gonna swear, I'm not gonna cry.

Just don't.

Let me help you with this.

Thank you.

So, do you think I look okay?

It's perfect.

Okay.

Good.

You know, isn't it just what all the kids are wearing these days, isn't it?

Yes.

And I just hang them, not just because, you know, flowers, but...

Yeah, I know you love flowers.

Me too.

Oh my god.

I think we're ready.

Alright.

We're gonna wait for you downstairs, okay?

Thanks, Mom.

I love you.

I swear I'm not gonna cry.

Okay.

I'm gonna talk to your father, though, okay?

Alright.

Bye.

Who's more nervous, me or her?

She'll be fine.

She's excited actually. She's got all of her hopes up on this.

She looks perfect.

Do we have the camera?

Yes. It's all charged.

Brand new card.

Oh my goodness.

Um, who could we call in right now?

Go find out.

Okay.

Hello? Hi, yes, she's already.

What? Oh, she's gonna be so disappointed.

I understand. Thank you for calling. Okay, bye-bye.

What was that?

That's her date. And he cancelled. She's gonna be so heartbroken.

I don't know what to do. We need to salvage this.

Can we find her another date quick? What about the next door neighbour's kid?

Um... He's a little goofy, but anything right now, right?

That's a good idea, but I'm thinking a little closer to home.

Actually, he's not even there. He's away for

the weekend. I spoke to his dad the other day.

Well, here's the thing. She kind of had a tiny little crush on you.

On me?

So what we can do...

No, no, no, no, no.

Is have a father-daughter date. They're completely innocent.

They do it all the time. It's gonna be, you know, it's gonna be great.

I don't know. Seriously.

It's gonna be a great example of how she should be able to, you know, be treated,

and she needs to know something to put it on a level for her.

Yeah, if she's got a crush on me, that's kind of strange.

Oh, no. I didn't mean it by that. Just...

I mean that she's just not gonna feel creeped... I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, I don't feel comfortable like that. I mean...

Are you sure this is...

We have to do something.

I know we have to do something, but maybe not that. I mean...

Oh, we don't have another choice.

There's gotta be a good segue because I'm not gonna

go in her and tell her that she just got cancelled.

So you want me to go and tell her?

Oh, gosh. You're kidding me.

But then you're gonna segue and transition and then present to me.

Oh, yes. A good ISA. By the way, you've lost your date, but I'm gonna be there.

All right.

You'll find the perfect way to deliver it. I trust you.

I don't trust me. All right. I'll try.

I'm not confident, but I'll try.

Thank you.

Bye.

My poor baby girl.

Hi.

Come in.

Hey, Jane.

Hi, Marcus.

Have you got a second?

Yeah, no problem.

What's up?

I'll take a seat next to you.

Your date?

Yeah, what about it?

Well, he just called. He...

And he cancelled.

I gather he must have had something big come up, something that was very important.

He cancelled?

Yeah. I'm sorry, Jane.

But look, we could go and do something. You and me.

Like, I could go get ice cream together.

I mean... I don't know.

Why?

I just...

We'll have a kind of father-daughter thing. You'll have a good time, I promise.

But, Marcus, you're not my dad. You're my stepdad.

Then even better.

What's the difference?

Look, I'll take you up. We'll go get some ice cream. Maybe we'll go to the fair too.

Come on, it'll be a lot more fun.

All right. It does sound fun.

See? I told you.

All right. When you get yourself ready, we'll go.

Okay.

Did you say yes?

Yeah.

Woo!

All over your dress. I know but I love the cone.

The cone is my favourite part of the ice cream.

I used to love sucking the stuff out of the

cone. Me too. Remember? A little strawberry.

Let's do that. I love that. I did. Easy. We can get a spill here.

That was a lot of fun.

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Thank you for taking me on out.

Have a tea, I'll be right back.

Yes, definitely.

Will you go take a little nap?

Alright.

How was it?

It was, um, interesting.

Really?

We need to talk.

What?

You remember you said that she had this little crush on me, right?

Yeah, no big deal.

She said

that before she goes to college

she wants to have sex.

That's not the worst part.

She wants it to be with me.

Yeah, yeah, I know, don't...

Yeah, I know, don't heave.

Do you think I was naked?

I can handle this.

I was very shocked.

You know, I can...

Obviously that's not going to happen.

Well...

It's just not.

Well, you know, like those family down the street

that let the kids have the parties

because they were supervising it.

The crazy...

So maybe, you know, it's going to be safe.

We can supervise it.

Do it here.

Oh, God.

Would you rather her do it at one of the frat parties

and she gets gated?

No, I'd rather...

Oh my God, no, I'd rather she doesn't do it at all.

Like, just stays a virgin forever.

That would be nice.

We can't do this.

I can't do this.

In front of you?

Well, I mean...

I could teach her some things.

What?

Listen, I know you're thinking about your college days

but please, can we just not go there?

Do you want to do it here?

On the couch?

Yeah, I just got it, you know, scuffed a bit.

Oh, wonderful.

What are we supposed to do?

I don't know.

Well, I'll tell you what.

If you're serious about this, then...

I don't know what I'm doing.

You can talk to her about this.

Okay, that's fair.

That's fair.

I'm going to be out of here.

I mean, that's fair.

Yeah, it's fair.

Good luck with that.

What have we gotten ourselves into?

Jane, darling?

Yes?

Can you come out here, please?

Just have a seat.

Am I in trouble?

No, no, no. It's fine.

Just have a seat and tell me about your date.

Um, it was good.

I really like Marcus, so...

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Yes, um, he told me a few things.

You guys discussed up there.

What did he say?

Don't worry at all.

It's just about your wanting to experience things before going off to college.

It was supposed to be a private conversation.

Don't worry. Don't be embarrassed. There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I mean, it's really, you know, it's smart.

We discussed and we agreed that it would be supervised, safe, you know.

Seriously?

So you don't have to ruin your first time on a bad time.

Seriously?

Yeah, we talked about it.

So you're okay with me having sex with Marcus, your husband?

He'd be able to pass on some of his knowledge and experience to you, so yeah.

Oh my god!

Mom, I'm so excited.

Oh, you're really the best mom ever. You're so chill.

Me?

Yeah.

Oh god, okay.

Well, we'll just get ready then. I'll go get this camera, okay?

Okay.

Alright.

I knew this would come in handy.

It's recording.

You ready?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's get...

Comfortable.

Get you comfy here, huh?

Okay.

So, are you ready?

Are you nervous or anything?

Maybe I'm a little bit nervous.

Oh, don't worry.

You have nothing to worry about.

It's going to be okay.

I mean, that's why we're doing it here, huh?

I think I have like a question.

What?

I don't know what it was.

I just...

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so sorry.

I just, I feel like...

I don't know, I feel like...

It's nothing to worry about.

That's why we're doing it here so it's safe.

Yeah, you're right.

Of course, you're going to have fun.

It'll be so much fun.

I know.

I'm just happy you're going to be here with me.

It's just a mother-daughter moment.

It's like bonding.

Stepfather.

Yeah, I love Marcus.

You're both so amazing.

It's going to make us a better family.

I know.

I'm really excited for that.

Yeah.

So you think we should call him in now?

Yeah.

Okay.

Marcus?

Yep?

You ready?

He's all over me.

Hi Daddy.

How's my little angel?

I'm good.

You ready for this?

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't want to yet.

Okay then.

Oh my god, I can barely fit it in my throat.

Well then don't put it in your throat then.

But I want to.

Okay then just put it in your throat.

You can talk to other kids anything these days, can't you?

They gotta learn it on their own.

Yes they do.

Oh my greedy girl.

I didn't teach her that.

I wonder where she gets it from.

I blame that friend of hers.

Oh god yes.

Yeah that's good.

Ooh, wow.

All over the couch.

Whoops.

He's got Scotchgarded.

Shit.

Oh my god that's good.

Now would you be better on the, would you prefer to be down there?

Make it easier for yourself?

Just a thought.

It's not my best but I've done this a few times.

Oh that's good too.

She's going fast, isn't she?

You know, I'm going to be doing laundry anyways.

Yes you are.

Oh god yeah.

My goodness.

Oh, fuck, daddy.

Oh my god.

This is amazing.

It's pretty amazing.

Wow.

Holy.

Yes.

Daddy, can I ask something of you?

Yeah.

Can you just fuck my face?

Can I what?

Okay.

I mean I guess so.

Okay.

Can you blame her?

No, I guess I can't.

I guess you like that then.

Yes.

Fuck.

Now there's no need to breastfeed.

Kids.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh my goodness.

She's definitely your daughter.

Remember we're all...

Really? I'm my mom's daughter?

Oh, don't forget the camera.

Remember we're recording your first time.

Hi camera.

I mean, I'm your mom's daughter.

I mean...

She's very cute.

I mean we can't play this at the family reunions or anything.

No, no, no.

This is just for family viewing only.

I just can't wait to watch it later in life.

Yeah.

My first time on the net.

By yourself.

Oh, God.

You get carried away, don't you?

Oh, you do take after your mother.

Yes.

She likes to deep throat your cock too.

Yeah, you could say that.

And the balls.

I told you she was home that time.

You have balls?

Of course I have balls.

Can you take them out?

Of course I can take them out.

Yeah, I'm already going to have to take that all to the gynecologist.

I know, she's making a right old mess.

Oh, look at all this blowjob spit.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Look at all this blowjob spit.

I love blowjob spit because it's so thick.

I remember she used to play with Barbie dolls.

Now look what she's got.

Don't make it weird.

No, it's not weird at all.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

She's doing the balls thing.

Look at that.

There we go.

I'm going to have to have her.

It's a shame.

She didn't teach me anything.

No?

I...

Where's that gone?

Don't drop any.

Holy shit.

She's got it.

I have no words.

Well, I think you've got him warmed up.

I need to get you warmed up.

Is it time to lose my virginity?

Yeah, I think, yeah.

You can't like the present, right?

I'm so excited.

Me too.

Let's do it.

Let me get rid of this.

Oh, my God.

I'm so happy that you're here with me.

I'm very happy that I can do this for you.

I'm so happy that I can do this for you.

Such a beautiful little mouse.

Oh, please go slow.

I am going to go very slow, don't worry.

Oh, my God.

I'm just staring into the camera.

Oh, my God.

Daddy, don't forget you look too.

Oh, my God.

Am I?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Not a little girl anymore.

Oh, my God.

It feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes, it feels so good, Daddy.

It doesn't hurt you too much?

No, it doesn't hurt.

Well, you will be sore tomorrow.

Just fair warning.

Probably later.

Maybe.

Oh, my God.

Very strong.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

That was a very tight one.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Daddy, look into the camera.

I want to remember this.

Yeah, we will.

We've got the camera.

I think you're not going to forget it when you see that.

I want you to look at it and I want you to tell my future self

how much you enjoy my tight little young pussy.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, my God, Daddy.

Oh my god, yes. Holy fucking yes.

Oh my god, thank you.

Reminds me of the first time she rode a horse, she had the same expression.

Oh, fuck.

Um, you know it's been said that girls lost their hymen from horse riding.

Really?

So maybe...

Wow.

Can we talk again?

Definitely.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Breathe, breathe.

Yeah, that's kind of sad.

You're gonna be in there.

Oh my God.

Ears are all pink.

Oh, sad.

Oh my God, I'm so happy you're here, Mom.

You're taking care of me.

Oh, I love you.

Stroke my hair.

Oh, you're in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy.

Thank you.

Thank you for doing this for me.

I see your face there, huh?

Oh, yes.

Oh, keep stroking, please.

Oh, keep petting me.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Is this right?

Yeah, you're doing that wonderful.

Yes, that's good.

Oh, Daddy, I want you to take me in another position.

Yeah?

I can do that.

I'm going to have to move back.

Why don't you turn over?

Wait, my head on Mom's lap.

There you go.

Why don't you move up a little bit?

Give Daddy some love.

Come here.

Oh, oh, there you go.

Oh, yes, push this.

Oh, you're such a baby pussy, too.

Oh, yeah.

Some of those gymnast classes that you were complaining about paying for.

Oh, for the camera.

Oh, yeah, for the camera.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, so fucking sensitive.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Daddy.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, your tongue is so deep inside.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Flexing, don't fight it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, thank you, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh daddy.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, oh, oh my god, please.

Mom, can you kiss me, please?

Kiss mommy.

Oh daddy, kiss mommy, please.

Kiss mommy, please.

Don't get pushy.

You're such a sad girl.

You're such a bad girl.

Oh, lipstick.

Oh, I chipped my lip anyways.

You got me.

She's a little live one, isn't she?

Well, she didn't know this is my really expensive lipstick.

It's been 18 years.

Yeah, I guess it's real.

I didn't say it like that.

Oh my god, I have this feeling.

Don't fight it.

I don't know what it is.

Please don't stop, please, please, please.

Don't stop.

Don't fight it.

Oh, don't stop.

Yes, keep going.

Oh my god, that was amazing.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Should we keep track how many?

I don't know.

Did you get a clicker?

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my.

Now you were looking at the camera for that, right?

Yes, of course.

Oh, mommy,

please play with my hair.

That would be how I feel connected to you two.

How you're connected to her,

don't worry about that.

She's so silly.

Oh, yes.

Oh, remember, camera.

Keep looking at the camera.

Keep forgetting about it, don't you?

Oh, I just feel so good.

I know.

Yes.

Oh my.

Oh my god.

But your eyes will be looking into your own eyes.

Oh, that's so hot.

That's so good.

Yes.

Yes, daddy.

Oh my god, please, daddy.

She fits it all in there.

Yes, she does.

She's so nice.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're relaxed again.

Oh, yes, I am.

I don't want to fall off the couch.

Yes.

Yes, mom, thank you so much.

Let me get this out the way.

Just get it all the way out.

Oh, yes.

There you go, that's it.

Yes.

Yes, you're so deep.

Woo!

Let me give you a bit of what mommy has.

Yes.

Oh, well.

Oh, you fuck mommy like this?

Sharing is caring.

Oh, I want you to fuck me like you fuck her.

Well, dear, we don't have all day.

The batteries will run out of the camera soon.

Oh, fuck me faster.

We don't want the batteries to run out.

You suck.

Fuck.

You're so funny.

I'm not trying to be funny.

I know you're not.

I'm being serious.

You just naturally are.

Was there anything else you wanted to try?

Yes.

What would that be?

Oh, stop.

Please.

Would you like me to?

What?

I want to.

You want to be on top?

Yeah.

You sure you can handle it?

I want to bounce.

You want to bounce?

Your mom bounces.

OK.

I'll bounce.

OK.

That's so messed up.

Come on, then.

Here we go.

Oh, Daddy, you're so sweaty.

Be careful, Daddy.

I don't want you to break anything.

Mommy will not be pleased.

Yes.

Yes, Daddy.

There you go.

Yes.

Oh, no.

This is for you.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my daddy.

You guys are making it hot in here.

It's hot in here, right?

Sorry, we haven't gotten Macy's first service yet.

Oh, yes.

Oh, man.

Oh, god, I love sucking on her little tits.

She's got beautiful little tits.

I'm glad you've gotten pierced.

Me too.

I know you guys were mad at me at first.

Oh, god.

You're an adult.

I think I'm doing this more than I should be.

I mean, look at me and my nose piercing.

I'm just trying to be like the cool kids.

Oh, yes, I like that nose piercing.

That's funny.

Oh, fuck it, baby.

My daddy's dick.

I like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's it.

Yeah, there you go.

You can do that little bounce you like.

Yes.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes, I'm going to rub those balls.

I thought you were going to rub my balls then.

There you go.

There you go, sucking on Gatsby.

Never forget the balls.

That's going to be my one knowledge to you.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

You know what?

We got cameras.

I didn't get to see any of that.

I have to show off for the camera.

Oh, oh, dear.

What are you doing now?

Oh, you are getting a bit.

Wow.

Oh, she's getting very flash.

Lipper.

Oh, my God.

I need to get back to some of my classes.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, my.

Oh, you just want to look good in my video.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, baby, that's it.

Oh, yes.

Rubbing that pussy too?

Yes, Daddy.

Good, that's a good combo.

You got another one, huh?

I want to come, please, fucking hard.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, you need a supporter.

Oh, my.

No.

It's like, demons are coming over here.

You ever seen eyes roll from the back?

Yes.

Holy fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Let it out.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Can he breathe back there?

All right.

Jesus.

All right.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Such a bad girl.

I love it.

Yes, he is.

Fuck.

Well, it's always good to know what you taste like.

Did you want to?

Mm, she's lovely.

Here, climb back on.

That's it.

Get back on.

There it is.

You see that?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

There you go.

Oh, that's a rubber ball.

There's a good girl.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, daddy.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god, yes.

I'm so hot.

I can't.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god.

I think I should make that little pussy squirt.

Should I make your little pussy squirt?

You've been wanting it haven't you?

I don't know if I can do it.

Oh yes you can.

Yes you can.

Straighten your legs.

Oh my.

I need an umbrella.

No, climb up, climb up.

Oh thank god.

Is that all of the camera now?

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, so nice.

Oh no my pussy, can't take it please.

No.

Well now you know.

She's going to need an ice pack when you're done with her.

Of course.

You can't completely ruin her.

I know.

Oh my god, look at the cameras.

Oh yeah.

That's it, say cheese.

We love you.

Thank you guys for this experience.

Oh god.

Oh it feels so good.

Oh you know what daddy?

When you come I want you to come on my face.

You want me to come on your face?

You want to do the first facial first?

Might as well just knock it out of the park.

You're just like your mother.

Daddy, daddy, you tell me when you're going to come.

Well if it's just like me then that means

she's not going to want it in her eyes either.

Well, maybe not that.

Oh god.

Stop talking about your eyes, you make me want to come.

I think you should let mommy and I get out of the way.

Oh god, you have that pretty little mouth.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Oh yes, fuck to go daddy.

Oh wow, listen to that.

I think you should jerk it off into your mouth.

I want to see you do that anyway.

Yes please.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, oh okay.

She knows what she wants doesn't she?

Oh my god.

Gently, gently.

I'm getting old.

God, all these one young whippersnappers.

All this you just did right now.

Yeah I know, but I've only got one of them a month in me.

Well we don't need to go to the gym.

Oh gently, gently.

Yes, it's like an ice cream, lick it like an ice cream.

Remember today we were licking ice cream?

That's a teasing pig.

Yes, daddy.

Oh I want you to come.

Oh that's a teasing pig.

Oh god.

Yep, you've got to get every last drop out of there.

You need those.

And then make sure that it's swallowed all of the meat.

Oh god, that's a big one.

Oh you're doing balls too, you're such a sweetheart.

We've tested the Scotchgard on this.

Yes we have.

We have.

Oh yes.

You've got a nice grip, nice teeth.

Oh daddy.

Just lick it like that ice cream.

Keep on rotating up and down the shaft.

Oh yes, oh my god that's good.

Oh fuck yes.

Oh yeah, that's good.

Oh look at her cheek, that's so good.

Yep, stroke it out of there.

Oh nice and slow.

Oh she's just right.

Make sure we catch it all.

Okay good.

Just lay back and take it yourself, you've done enough work.

Oh god I like this.

Just keep stroking.

Make sure you look in the camera.

I'll try, I'll try.

We all got it, okay.

Yeah?

Do you feel it growing in your mouth?

You talk better than that to talk with a mouth full.

Just keep stroking now, just stroke that guy.

Yes daddy.

Oh daddy I want your cuddles.

Oh yeah keep talking to me baby.

Yes daddy.

That's it, stroke it a little harder now.

Oh yeah listen to him.

You're coming in my mouth, my throat, in my tummy.

Oh keep stroking.

All over my face, my pretty little mouth.

Oh keep stroking.

Oh yes daddy, I'm ready for that cuddle all over my pretty little face.

Oh I'm your little baby girl, give me your fucking cuddle.

Oh yes, yes daddy.

I feel a hiccup.

Keep stroking baby.

Keep stroking.

Oh yes, yes.

Keep going.

Yes.

Oh I feel you shaking.

Oh give me that cuddle.

Keep going.

Yes.

Keep going.

Oh here it comes.

Get it.

Get it, yes.

Oh fuck.

Holy sh...

Sugar lumps.

Holy...

Yes?

Damn.

I thought that was my first time, I don't know if anyone else's.

Squeeze every last drop out of it, yep.

There we go.

Well welcome to being an adult.

Yay!

What can I say?

I did it you guys.

I like it a lot.

That was great, I think I need my ice cream.

Wow.

Yes.

Wow, that's one for the family album.

Well no, it's not holiday card appropriate.

Not this time.

Everyone say cheese.

Cheese.

I'm going to taste one.

Cheese.

That's crazy.

Well done, Angel.

Thank you daddy.

You've done a very good job.

Very good job.

I like that little boy cancelled now.

Wow.

Don't tell me.

I'm good at everything.

Yes, silver lining in every cloud.

I think she's going to...

Dinner, is that what?

Family dinner?

I think so.

I would like pizza.

You deserve pizza girl.

Don't you?

Yep, pizza it is.

Okay.

Well.

Okay, so we'll get cleaned up then.