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♪ ♪
Oh. [grunts]
[teen boy] Mr. Marquez.
- Mr. Marquez! - [talking over each other]
- Whoa. Hold up. Whoa, whoa. - What?
What? What? What? What's going on?
- We need your help right now. - With Powderpuff.
Powderpuff? What's Powderpuff?
You know, when the girls play football,
and the football players dress as cheerleaders.
- Oh, that. - Yeah.
I'm sorry, I don't know anything about football. I gotta--
- No, no, no, no, no. - Mr. Marquez.
Nobody's mad about
the girls playing football.
They're mad about us dressing up as cheerleaders.
And why are you guys coming to me? 'Cause I'm gay?
- Uh-huh. - This is very sweet of you guys,
but I don't want to be on the news as, like,
the gay guy fighting for young men's rights
to dress up like girls.
Come on, Mr. Marquez, this is our senior year.
It's the most things we look forward to.
It's the most things you look forward to?
Jason, the grammar.
It's the thing you look forward to the most.
Wow, yeah. That is way better.
See, you're already helping.
Okay, I'm sorry, guys, I just-- It's not--
Come on. Please think about it.
I'll talk to Coach Hillridge after school. How's that?
Yeah, let's go!
[all cheering]
[all barking]
Break!
♪♪ I wanna take you in my arms ♪
♪♪ You're taking me ♪
♪♪ To the point of no return ♪
♪♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
♪♪ You're taking me... ♪
- [whistle blows] - [Markie] All right, huddle up.
Listen. You ladies all begged
for a female coach this year
for Powderpuff, and since everybody gets
what they want these days,
give it up for Ms. Sanders.
- [applause] - Hi! Thank you. Unfortunately,
I don't know all the technical
dos and don'ts of football per se,
so I brought Coach Hillridge here.
He's just gonna assist me on small things,
like when you catch the ball, which way do you go?
And then why do you ever kick the ball?
That's right, Ms. Sanders is your coach today,
so just ignore me.
You won't notice me at all. I'll just be here
teaching her how to teach you how to play football.
- That's right. - Tell 'em to start running sprints.
- Sprints! - Come on.
Evan, catch.
Hey, I told your football players
I'd help them save their Powderpuff performance.
You're trying to cancel that?
You think I want to cancel Powderpuff?
Why? I love that shit.
Come on, big football dudes dressed up like cheerleaders?
Ow!
That's the height of comedy, man.
- Come on. - God!
- Gwen! - You gotta take it up with Moretti.
- I'm taking it up with Moretti. - Catch him.
What do I do now?
Burpees.
- It's time for blurpees, girls. - Burpees.
- Hey, Grant. - No, Evan.
- Grant... - No!
I'm off the clock.
My car is technically
- not school grounds. - Listen,
what is this Powderpuff thing?
You're canceling this Powderpuff thing? What is this?
We're not canceling anything. Nothing is being canceled.
Look, it's not... It's being discussed.
It's not all of Powderpuff.
It's just the... the boys' cheerleading performance
has become sort of a hot-button issue, all right?
- Just tell the parents to lighten up. - It's not the parents.
- What? - It's not the parents.
The parents love it. Big football guys
in girls' clothes; it's funny stuff, Evan.
Even I, back in the day,
- I was in Powderpuff back in the day. - Really?
Yeah, we had a cheer about our butts, kicking butts.
That's me. I didn't even have to shave my legs.
You look like Hilary Duff.
- Thank you. - Wait, so if it's not the parents,
- then who's trying to cancel it? - The students.
The LGBTQ+IA2S+ Alliance.
That's crazy. Why didn't they just come talk to me?
I helped rhinestone their flag.
They think you're homophobic now.
- What? Why? - They think that
you don't believe in lesbians.
Oh, come on.
That was taken out of context.
What context was it in?
Just, I was having a regular conversation with Gwen,
and I was telling her I have a hard time believing
that lesbians aren't attracted to men.
[Evan] Okay, so you're saying...
Powderpuff is this old boomer tradition
where the boys get to make fun of the girls.
And more importantly, these football players
are "gender switching" as a joke
when there are people in this school who are actually
non-binary or trans.
- And that is not a joke. - Pablo!
Wake up. But is anybody
actually upset about it?
Like, in my experience, if men want to
dress up as women, you should just let them.
Yeah, let my boys have fun.
[Becca] I actually love Powderpuff
because the boys have to admit how hard our cheers are.
Becca, you literally quit cheerleading.
Yeah, because I literally died for three minutes last year.
I went to hell.
Stop talking about that.
I've never liked Powderpuff, personally.
Why, Jeff?
- It sickens me. The beauty's too intense. - That's crazy.
So who here is in the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance? Okay, look,
if you guys had come to me,
I would have gently reminded you that,
while your hearts may be in the right place,
in actuality, you're banning a drag performance
at a school in the South.
- Ooh... - Stop being a contrarian.
You know what's bullshit?
That these cool jock kids get to dress however they want,
and everybody loves it.
But they're doing it as a joke.
It's not like real, authentic drag.
So you guys just want the boys to be authentic
and respectful in their performance?
That would make you happy?
- Yeah. - Yeah, sure.
Okay. Good to know.
- Yes, Tiffany? - This is literally Book Club.
Like, why are we talking about this?
♪♪ We all about it, uh-huh. ♪
[sighs] [inhaling]
[Evan] So when you talk to the boys, just, like,
keep it base level, keep it easy.
You know, they're new to all this.
All right, I got it, yeah.
They're gonna be in shock.
Hey, you still do those, uh,
- poetry jams? - [laughs] No.
That was just at A&M. I stopped after college.
Oh, I miss those college parties.
I remember you, like, refused to take photos
with a digital camera.
You'd be like, "I only use real film."
- Right, right. - And you had that mullet.
I'm much less of a loser now.
What do you do here?
- I teach English. - Oh.
Hey, guys!
Um, I would like to introduce you today
to a very special friend of mine.
This is Shazam.
Hello. Hello, my little babies, hello.
- [all] Hi, Shazam. - Hi.
So Shazam was the queen of drag back in college,
and now she has a long-running show in Austin
- called Woman of La Mancha. - That actually got canceled.
The show is now called Drink Ticket Tuesday.
So when you guys are old enough to drink,
maybe you can go check that out.
Or-- Don't tell anybody I said that.
So, are you, like, a dude?
I'm like a dude, yeah.
- [laughs] - I'm cool, like you guys.
I'm a cool dude,
I sit home, I wear tube socks.
I blow my nose. I have hair.
But when she's dressed like this, she is Shazam.
When I'm dressed like this, I'm your mama.
- Okay. - [Shazam] Quick question.
- Does anybody own a ferret? - Do they have ferrets?
I'm just trying to connect with the kids.
They're not eight.
I don't know how old they are.
So here's the deal, guys.
Shazam is gonna teach you guys
the proper way to dress like a girl.
The right way, you know. It's a little bit like
if you guys are gonna drink or experiment with drugs,
I'd rather you do it in the house.
That's not a great example, but she and I,
we're gonna be your coaches in this.
Uh, them, like, real titties or, like,
- what you got going on? - [guys laugh]
Honey, no. This is a breast plate.
It looks great, right? Very realistic.
- Yeah, it looks awesome. - We call it a titty bib.
And this is a lace front wig.
- My mom has that. - Okay.
So is there, like, a titty bib for your dick, too?
Or, like, where's that at?
Yes, I am tucked.
So it's like a jock strap, or like a cup.
It just kind of... [makes popping noise]
- [student] Does it pop in? - Yeah. I tie it on the end
of a ping-pong ball and shove it up my ass.
- [laughter] - Don't laugh. That's rude.
[Evan] Yeah-- No, no. You guys can laugh.
This is what I'm saying.
Shazam is very funny. Drag can be very funny.
So if you guys, for this Powderpuff performance,
instead of doing joke drag or half-drag,
or just the cheerleading outfits,
if you just do authentic, real drag like this,
then the LGBTQ Alliance cannot be upset.
So you want us dressed like this?
Oh, honey, I don't think you have the balls
to dress like this.
- [laughter] - [all] Ooh.
And that-- this is good. This is the thing.
She just read you, and you can read her back.
And I'm an accelerated reader, Tray.
Damn.
Drag is about self-expression.
It's about being larger than life.
Shazam used to have a motto in college.
You used to say, "We don't mark it, baby..."
-"We do everything full-out." - We go full-out.
What is "mark it"?
- like... - When you don't go all the way on something.
Yeah. It's like one, two, three, four, blah, blah.
You know, you want to be like... [makes whooshing noise]
Like when you don't hustle in football.
Oh, okay.
So we're gonna go all-out. You guys on board? Maybe?
Mm...
[sighs]
Fuck it, it's my senior year.
Let's get it for Coach Shazam.
- [all cheering] - Let's go.
- [cheering, chanting] - Yeah, Coach Shazam!
- [students barking] - [Shazam] Okay. Uh... oh.
Sarah, you hold the ball. You're gonna hike it to, to who?
- To the quarterback. - To the quarterback, yes. Amazing.
Great. Once you catch it,
you're just gonna throw it to...
- who? - To the receiver.
Ella, catch it. Yes! I love this!
Okay, so once you catch it--
Oh, oh, oh. Eh, eh, I know this.
You guys are all gonna tackle her.
- Okay? You're gonna get her! - Wait, wait.
Put your body into her, chest forward.
Wait, aren't we playing flag football?
- Yeah. - Uh, no. What?
- Yes. Flag football. - What? No.
Why wouldn't they play tackle football?
So they don't injure themselves or each other.
Are you kidding?
- No. - I mean, God, here we go.
Girls aren't allowed to hurt anyone.
This is why we get kidnapped.
Someone says, "Get in my car."
We go along with it
'cause we don't want to hurt their feelings,
and it turns out to be the killer.
This is a football field, it's a game.
We're not worried about killers.
- You're not. - Excuse me?
Coach Hillridge, you can walk to your car
alone at night without thinking someone's gonna kill you.
You can walk alone to your car tonight as well.
- Just don't park in a shit neighborhood. - Okay, okay.
You're-you're kidding, right?
- I'm not. - I'm a 110-pound girl.
- The whole world is a bad neighborhood to me. - That part.
You know what, I don't think you know
what it's like to be a woman, obviously.
- That's not the point. - Your biggest fear is
getting made fun of.
Our biggest fear is getting raped and killed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! The girls do not need to hear about this.
They hear about this all the time.
When I toured Texas State,
this is, like, all they talked about.
Did they show you where all those emergency poles are
- in case you're getting serial killed at collage? - Yeah.
Yeah, they had to.
- Exactly. - Okay, well, first and foremost,
we're not talking about getting
serial killed at college.
This is Powderpuff. This is fun, okay?
How do you expect them to defend themselves
on the field...
- Mm. - ...if they can't defend themselves
out in the world?
How are they gonna defend themselves
against someone like the Highway Killer?
- Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah.
Who's the Highway Killer?
The podcast, The Highway Killer:
Murder at the Speed of Death?
Yeah. It's really good.
- Yeah. - The chemistry between the two of them,
- The way they're making each other laugh? - I know.
- What's it called? Wait, what's it... - The Highway Killer.
- [Gwen] Get it out. - Okay, wait, yeah.
I'll give it a go. Why not?
302 episodes.
By the way, routes.
Oh, yeah, run routes, guys.
- Get it! - [blows whistle] Come on.
I asked you not to get involved.
Grant, if you're teaching somebody to play piano,
who do you get to help them?
A piano teacher. So if you're teaching guys
to dress up like girls...
Evan, I'm already getting calls from the parents about this.
I don't know who this person is.
She could be a lunatic, she could be a criminal.
Because she happens to be a drag queen,
she's a lunatic and a criminal?
Are you hearing yourself?
That's not what I mean.
You can't bring in strangers to teach at the school.
- You can't do that. - I was trying to satisfy
the LGBTQIA2S+ Alliance.
Why? Why succumb to the whims of these four gay kids?
I never said that.
There's at least eight of them, right?
Evan, you just have to listen to them complain.
You don't actually have to do
anything about their problems.
I thought their concerns were valid.
Valid? Here's what's valid.
Those football players' parents are gonna be there,
Superintendent Boone will be there,
and this, this is what they're expecting to see.
I'll read along, all right?
"Appropriate and approved attire
"for the Powderpuff halftime performance:
"hair ties, face glitter,
- Polish... - ...nail polish, cheerleading outfits."
This is ridiculous.
It needs to be cute, it needs to be fun.
Everybody's gonna be happy.
We're gonna have a great time.
No one gets fired. Think of your job, Evan.
Think of your job.
So, ladies, you've got these flags.
If someone's trying to get your flag,
I'm thinking it's a lot of this.
Like, it's in the hips. So try it.
Like, if someone's trying to get you,
- and you're juking-- - [Markie] Okay, okay, stop.
Stop what you're doing, stop.
I listened to, like, eight episodes
of that podcast you told me about,
and I could care less about
y'all running plays.
Running out routes, in routes, posts.
I care more about you not ending up
in tiny little pieces in someone's freezer.
We need to forget about football,
and teach these girls self-defense.
- Wow, Markie. - Yeah.
Looks like I'm a feminist now.
You're a feminist?
I mean, only when it comes to female violence.
I still feel the same way about equal pay.
Some people just work harder.
I mean, show me a woman who's a CEO.
Elizabeth Holmes.
Okay, we are doing female self-defense 101 right now.
I just want to play football.
- Then you can leave. - Fuck out of here.
[Evan] Guys, I hate to break it to you.
We got some bad news.
I got this email from the school board.
This is a list of things that have been approved
- for the boys' Powderpuff performance. - [grumbling]
Needless to say, the things we've been doing in here
are not on this list.
And they want to kick Shazam out of the party.
- [grumbling] - First, my sister's baby shower, now this.
Do you guys want me to read this list?
- No. - No.
Then why don't I just...
- [cheering] - [laughter]
- Fuck this. - [Tray] Whose house?
- [all] Our house! - Whose house?
- Our house! - [cheering]
[applause]
It's our house.
These-these are gonna fit better
if you really, just, like, stretch.
Love, and then let's... There we go.
Yeah. It's actually a bra, but I wear mine
as a sleep mask when I fly coach.
Okay, Coach Hillridge, you're walking to your car
alone at night. Where are your keys?
- Front pocket. - Wrong.
Attacker, boom, you're dead.
Take your keys, put them right between
your fingers like Wolverine.
- God, that's gonna get him good. - [Shazam] What kind of girls
you run with that you've never seen a bra?
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪♪ Before you start to blow it... ♪
- Step together, step together, step together. - [rhythmic clapping]
♪♪ For a breakdown... ♪
Come on, boys. Little more sashay,
a little less shantay.
Do you see the way she just did this?
She was like... You know what I mean?
That is-- what do we call it-- marking it. She was marking it.
Markie, you're a beautiful single female,
there's a note on your car.
Probably from an admirer. Let's see what it's about.
Distraction means death.
You're done.
Ah...
Sway, sway.
- Will you marry me? - Yes.
- Of course. - Boom, you're dead.
Your husband's the most likely person to kill you.
Let me see the hands like this.
We saw a nipple. Now we've been disqualified.
- Killer's dead. - [Markie] Check the pulse?
He tricked you, now you're dead.
♪♪ You don't have to answer... ♪
Okay, can I see you try that?
Yes.
Boom, you're dead, so is your family.
Boom, you're dead. Boom, you're dead.
[choking sounds]
♪♪ Gloria ♪
- ♪♪ Gloria ♪ - ♪♪ Gloria ♪
♪♪ I think they got your number... ♪
Evan, I think they're ready.
Markie, seriously, you've done such a good job today.
- I'm so proud of you. - My eyes are open.
- I've learned a lot, you know? - Thank you.
- Hey. - Give me a little hug.
- Mm-hmm. - My buddy.
- Indeed. - Chloroform, boom, he's dead.
Okay, so, then you guys all get in a line and then I come out
and then I hit the audience with a huge death drop, right?
So it's like, left leg out, right leg back.
- Bam. - [Evan] I don't know,
I think it might be better to just leave
the drag performing to the kids.
No, Mr. Marquez. We want Shazam until the very end.
She steps our pussy up.
Okay, if you guys want Shazam to do a death drop,
Shazam can do a death drop at the end of the performance.
Brayden, you want to count us out?
Full out on three. One, two, three.
[all] Full out!
Let's go, bitches.
Uh, same time tomorrow, guys.
[Shazam] Good hustle. You know, I think
- we're doing a really good thing here. - Me, too.
Is this your iPhone charger?
No, I don't think so.
Well, I am gonna go to the bathroom
because I need to untuck.
- Mama is in pain. - Okay.
Take all the time you need. If you see a bald guy
who looks like he's gonna kill himself,
that's the principal. Just walk the other way.
[Evan] Keith.
You left your duffel bag.
This thing is getting heavier and heavier.
What do you keep in there?
It's fucking wigs, man.
[chuckles] What is this?
- Wigs. - What's in your trunk?
You're stealing from the school?
No, this is stuff I've owned before.
Stuff you've owned before?
What does that even mean?
Oh, my God. What is in this?
Ferret food from Ms. Mallory's class?
I have children to feed, Evan, okay?
You feed your children ferret food?
My ferrets are my kids, Evan.
I don't have a school full of them, all right?
We have to get this fucking stuff back inside.
- Which stuff? - All of it.
- All right, I-I'll help. - No, you can't help.
You're a fucking thief.
Do you understand I vouched for you with the principal?
I should call the fucking cops right now.
Oh, the principal? God, you used to be so punk rock, man.
I don't know, you changed.
You are so fucked-up.
Anyway, I'll see you at rehearsal.
No, you won't, because you're-you're fired.
People are obsessed with saying that to me.
- [car door opens and closes] - We need those printers. - Peace out, Evan.
- [engine starts] - People have to print things at this school.
Thank God you can't fit a fucking copy machine
in that trunk.
[Grant] Ten printers, laser and inkjet.
Five laptops.
Framed picture of me. Mm.
Uh, an American flag. An abacus.
45 pounds of ferret food.
iPhone chargers, 20 to 30 of 'em.
No one can find their iPhone chargers.
Oh, and a student lent Shazam $300.
Well, they're not getting it back.
Uh, look, th-there was no way of knowing, really,
- that she was-- - No, there's no way of knowing?
Your friend Keith has a record, Evan.
We're talking grand larceny here.
- Right. - A criminal drag queen was brought into this school.
You basically conjured
a conservative talking point out of thin air.
Did you not even think to check his, h-her background?
- No, th-this was an old friend. I-- - No, uh, no,
because you were so consumed with your little mission, right?
Okay, well, congratulations, Evan.
Congratulations, you-you succeeded.
- [sighs] Oh, God. - I am canceling
the Powderpuff boys' performance.
- Why? - A three-minute skit
just isn't worth the hassle, all right?
It's-it's already too much.
I'm getting texts from the LGBTQ kids.
I-I don't even know how they got my personal phone number.
And with Superintendent Boone being there, no, no, no, no, no.
Do you understand how big this issue is?
This isn't just about a little skit at a football game.
This is about drag.
Yeah, you... you made it about drag.
- [water fizzing] - [Grant exhales]
- Purr. - [Gwen] Wait.
- So she had a record? - [Evan] Yeah, I mean,
you can just never predict that someone has three DUIs
and is permanently banned from the Austin Zoo.
- We got to go there. - We do.
We have to go there, don't forget that.
The point is, I didn't know.
It's awful that it's over, you know?
It's just, like, it's over, it's over.
I guess the girls' football game will be fun.
Yeah, I don't know how much football they learned,
but they're not gonna get killed at a highway rest stop.
I can guarantee it.
I think I'm not gonna go to the game anyway.
You got to come to the football game.
I don't know, it's so sad now.
It would mean a lot to me that you come and you're just
in the stand... I worked really hard.
- Yeah. - You can bring a book and just, like, chill.
- Yeah, I'll go. - Thank you.
[Nick] Goddamn it!
Is that Nick out there?
Oh, yeah. He's working on the pool.
What is he doing again?
He's building a pool by hand?
We're, like, basically saving so much money.
Because he doesn't need bulldozers.
He doesn't need people. He just needs himself.
And shovels and all that stuff.
That sounds so crazy.
No, it's just concrete and digging, I think.
And then, once it's done, it's gonna get listed on Swimply.
What's the word that you're saying?
Swimply's an app where you, like, list your pool
in your backyard and you rent it for hours
to people-- strangers-- and they pay you.
- While your home? - While we're home.
And then you charge more if they come in and use your bathroom.
Well, good for you.
I'll get him to explain it to you. Nick!
- No, you don't need to get him. - No, no. Nick!
- You don't have to come. - You d--
Oh, hey, Nick.
Hey.
- [Gwen] Hi. - Hey, babe, what's up?
I was just, um, bragging about the,
- the pool. - Yeah, yeah, I mean, look.
It's like nobody in this neighborhood is on Swimply.
They have pools, but they're not on the app, but, like,
I was at Trader Joe's the other day and I think
my neighbor heard me talking to you about it,
so this is, like, a rush dig, it's gonna be a rush dig.
All right, well, I s... I support that.
I think it's cool. I think it's inspiring.
It's so much fun. All right, I got to get back outside.
Okay, bye.
- Mwah. Love you. - My little pool man.
Nice to see you.
[Nick] Good to see you, Evan.
You guys are so cute.
It's so good that he has this, though.
'Cause he needs to be distracted.
'Cause the looking for a job thing was a lot.
[crowd cheering, clamoring]
Get the fuck back!
- [whistle blows] - [Gwen screams] - [Markie] Yeah!
- Yeah! Yes! - Do we get points for that?
- We do, we do. Go for one! - Oh!
- Yeah, yeah! - Oh!
- Oh! - Yeah.
[Harry] Evan.
- Oh, hey. - Hey.
- How's it going? - Good to see you.
Hey, do you know anybody who has, like,
20 printers I could use?
[laughs]
That's funny.
[Rick] Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, Superintendent Boone, this is
our college counselor Rick.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Rick.
As long as you don't ask me for a raise, that is.
[laughter]
Actually, um, if I could grab five to chat
about that with you, that would be sick.
Maybe we hit up Ruth's Chris, fellas?
[blowing whistle]
All right, whatever, I'm gonna head home.
- Nice to see you. - Yeah?
- You're out? - Yeah.
- Okay. - [horns honking]
Whoa, what's happening here?
[cheering]
Evan, what the hell is going on?
They did this themselves! I... was not involved with this.
Hey, yo, let me ask you something.
Do we offend you?
Someone taught us something.
That even if things don't go your way or work out,
we don't mark it.
We go full-out, baby.
Thank you, Coach Marquez.
And even if you don't understand what I'm talking about,
then you about to learn.
You bitches ready?
[all] Ready.
One, two, three, four.
["The Warrior" by Scandal playing]
♪♪ Oh... ♪
[laughing]
♪♪ Oh... ♪
♪♪ You run, run ♪
♪♪ Run away ♪
♪♪ It's your heart ♪
♪♪ That you betray ♪
- ♪♪ Well, isn't love primitive ♪ - Yes.
♪♪ A wild gift... ♪
Markie! Markie, control your players!
Who do you think gave them the keys to the carts?
- Let the girls dance. - Whoo!
Hell yeah, Markie.
Hey, man, Powderpuff is tradition.
♪♪ Your heart's still wild ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
♪♪ Bang, bang... ♪
Whoo!
Yo, yo, yo.
- It's time for the death drop. - You're in.
♪♪ I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ And heart to heart you'll win ♪
Aah, yeah!
♪♪ Heart to heart you'll win ♪
[joints crack]
[all gasping, murmuring]
[grunting]
♪♪ If you survive ♪
[crowd cheering]
- [chanting] - ♪♪ The warrior... ♪
I'm so sorry, I did not expect this to happen.
Are you kidding?
It was funny as hell. [laughs]
Back in my day, when we did Powderpuff,
they told us to go whole hog.
That was whole hog
and an extra half hog for good measure.
[cheering, clamoring]
♪ ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache... ♪
They actually fucking did it.
Work.
♪♪ The warrior ♪
♪♪ And heart to heart you'll win ♪
♪♪ Heart to heart you'll win ♪
♪♪ If you survive ♪
♪♪ The warrior, the warrior ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
♪♪ Bang, bang ♪
♪♪ I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
♪♪ Bang, bang ♪
♪♪ I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪
♪♪ Bang, bang ♪
♪♪ I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ Victory is mine ♪
- ♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪ - ♪♪ The warrior ♪
♪♪ I am the warrior ♪
♪♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache. ♪
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