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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:49,533 WOMAN: Long ago, our galaxy was ruled 2 00:00:49,635 --> 00:00:52,808 by an alien race called the Eridians 3 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:54,636 whose power and technology 4 00:00:54,738 --> 00:00:56,707 were far beyond human comprehension. 5 00:01:01,382 --> 00:01:03,813 Though they disappeared ages ago, 6 00:01:03,915 --> 00:01:07,253 they left behind fragments of their technology, 7 00:01:07,355 --> 00:01:09,957 scraps that became the foundation 8 00:01:10,059 --> 00:01:11,524 for all human advancement. 9 00:01:13,394 --> 00:01:15,764 But the Eridians' greatest secrets 10 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:17,899 were hidden in a vault 11 00:01:18,001 --> 00:01:20,203 located on the planet Pandora. 12 00:01:22,164 --> 00:01:27,268 The once peaceful world was overrun by corporations, 13 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,772 criminals, 14 00:01:28,874 --> 00:01:30,739 - and treasure seekers... - MAN: Guns, guns, guns! 15 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,672 WOMAN: ...fighting and killing one another 16 00:01:32,774 --> 00:01:34,316 for a chance to find the vault. 17 00:01:37,921 --> 00:01:40,421 But it remained hidden. 18 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:45,962 Then, amidst the clouds of chaos, 19 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,989 a glimmer of hope shone through. 20 00:01:48,930 --> 00:01:50,233 A prophecy. 21 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:52,266 That one day, 22 00:01:52,369 --> 00:01:55,698 a daughter of Eridia would open the vault 23 00:01:55,801 --> 00:01:58,802 and restore order to the broken planet. 24 00:02:01,073 --> 00:02:02,441 Yeah. 25 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:05,212 That sounds like some wacko B.S., right? 26 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:07,184 Well, I thought so too, until... 27 00:02:08,614 --> 00:02:09,912 - this mess happened. - (RUMBLING) 28 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:12,654 - (ALARM BLARING) - (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 29 00:02:12,756 --> 00:02:13,520 (RAPID GUNFIRE) 30 00:02:14,892 --> 00:02:15,657 GUARD 1: There he is! 31 00:02:15,759 --> 00:02:16,754 GUARD 2: Stop! 32 00:02:17,928 --> 00:02:19,119 (ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) 33 00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:22,295 - (DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY) - (GASPS) 34 00:02:22,397 --> 00:02:25,301 - (METAL STRAINING) - (BREATHING HEAVILY) 35 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:32,374 (SIGHS) 36 00:02:33,437 --> 00:02:34,910 ROLAND: God damn! 37 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,879 There's no air holes in there. 38 00:02:36,981 --> 00:02:39,183 (EXHALES) What a stupid helmet. 39 00:02:40,145 --> 00:02:41,516 Tina. 40 00:02:41,618 --> 00:02:42,615 Hey. 41 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:45,489 (EXHALES) 42 00:02:45,591 --> 00:02:46,856 I'm Roland. 43 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,351 Yeah. There's been some, uh... 44 00:02:48,453 --> 00:02:49,721 There's been some trouble. 45 00:02:50,519 --> 00:02:51,895 And Atlas, 46 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,461 he sent me to bring you to safety. 47 00:02:55,264 --> 00:02:56,931 - My dad sent you? - That's right. 48 00:02:57,033 --> 00:02:58,427 His shortest soldier? 49 00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:00,035 Yeah, his shortest soldier 50 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,163 to save his least funny daughter. 51 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,939 AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA) Code three security breach. 52 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:05,734 The station is in lockdown. 53 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:07,943 All personnel must shelter in place. 54 00:03:08,046 --> 00:03:10,245 - Okay, let's go. - Hey, hey, hey! 55 00:03:10,348 --> 00:03:12,078 - Let's slow down. - GUARD 3: Target in sight! 56 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:14,383 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 57 00:03:19,648 --> 00:03:20,983 Come on. Come on. 58 00:03:21,858 --> 00:03:22,592 GUARD 3: Stop! 59 00:03:22,694 --> 00:03:24,021 (ALL GRUNTING) 60 00:03:24,124 --> 00:03:25,262 Stay down! 61 00:03:29,691 --> 00:03:31,560 - Oh, God. - No, no! 62 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:32,896 - (GRUNTS) - ROLAND: Catch. 63 00:03:36,139 --> 00:03:37,397 Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch. 64 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:38,702 Come here. 65 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:39,566 AUTOMATED VOICE: Code three security breach. 66 00:03:39,668 --> 00:03:40,635 Come on. Come on. 67 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:42,035 The station is now in lockdown. 68 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,779 Wait, I changed my mind. Take me back to my cell. 69 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:45,546 - Please. - Come on. 70 00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:51,086 GUARD 4: Holy shit! One of the Psychos got out. 71 00:03:51,188 --> 00:03:52,920 PRISONER: It's time to go insane! 72 00:03:53,022 --> 00:03:54,557 (GUARDS GRUNTING) 73 00:03:54,659 --> 00:03:55,916 (GROANS) 74 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:58,719 PRISONER: You're in my spot. (GRUNTS) 75 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,596 Put him down. Put him down. 76 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,430 (GRUNTS) 77 00:04:05,994 --> 00:04:07,568 - (GRUNTS) - ROLAND: Hey, easy. 78 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:09,468 What do you, uh... 79 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:10,703 What do you say me and you be friends? 80 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,674 (SOFTLY) Shit. 81 00:04:12,776 --> 00:04:13,841 (GROANS) 82 00:04:13,943 --> 00:04:15,312 Sorry, Knoxx. 83 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:18,546 PRISONER: My girl. 84 00:04:19,684 --> 00:04:20,647 (GRUNTS) 85 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:23,952 TINY TINA: Krieg, what's up, man? 86 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:24,783 You want some pancakes? 87 00:04:25,858 --> 00:04:27,923 KRIEG: My girl broken. 88 00:04:28,025 --> 00:04:29,326 ROLAND: It's Krieg, right? 89 00:04:30,588 --> 00:04:32,087 - (KRIEG GRUNTS) - Yeah. 90 00:04:33,926 --> 00:04:35,596 What do you say you help me get her outta here? 91 00:04:37,135 --> 00:04:39,335 - (GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY) - Yeah. 92 00:04:39,437 --> 00:04:41,162 (HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? BY THE HEAVY PLAYING) 93 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,278 WOMAN: Of course, 94 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:51,147 we can't all be the daughter of Eridia, 95 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,008 skipping down the path of destiny. 96 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:57,044 Some of us have to work for a living. 97 00:04:57,147 --> 00:04:58,646 PRISONER: You don't have to do this, you know. 98 00:04:58,748 --> 00:05:01,017 I mean, I can pay you. 99 00:05:01,119 --> 00:05:03,659 Yeah, whatever's in my wallet right now, it's yours. 100 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,184 Okay? 101 00:05:05,287 --> 00:05:07,723 WOMAN: Shut up or I'll break your other arm. 102 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:08,863 PRISONER: Oh, no, one arm's good. 103 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:10,191 That's fine. 104 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:12,666 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 105 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:21,636 (PRISONER GRUNTS) 106 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,775 - WOMAN: 'Sup? - Sorry. 107 00:05:26,852 --> 00:05:29,184 - Quinn. - Lilith. 108 00:05:29,286 --> 00:05:31,188 We do have other seats, you know. 109 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,884 Then he won't have any trouble finding one. 110 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:35,024 Uh, not tonight. 111 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,758 (KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf. 112 00:05:36,861 --> 00:05:38,855 (TRILLING) 113 00:05:38,957 --> 00:05:41,021 Not sure how top you think the shelves are. 114 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,697 Eh, buy your kid some dance lessons. 115 00:05:45,837 --> 00:05:47,228 Hot date? 116 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,665 You remember that heist down in Lectra City last month? 117 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,231 Yeah, a couple of guards died. 118 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,374 Yeah, well, this sad sack was the trigger man. 119 00:05:53,476 --> 00:05:54,536 Listen, I never meant to shoot anyone. 120 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:56,740 I was... (GRUNTS) 121 00:05:56,842 --> 00:05:58,481 I'm getting too old for this shit. 122 00:06:00,182 --> 00:06:01,680 Bounty hunting? Uh. 123 00:06:01,782 --> 00:06:04,080 It's for the young and stupid. Am I right? 124 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:06,788 You really want me to answer that? 125 00:06:06,891 --> 00:06:07,789 I do not. 126 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:08,887 Lilith. 127 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:12,559 - Piss off. - (CHUCKLES) 128 00:06:12,661 --> 00:06:15,027 I heard you were quite the crusty old... 129 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:16,092 (GROANS) 130 00:06:17,969 --> 00:06:19,896 Wait. Wait, wait. 131 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:22,934 We, uh, maybe got off on the wrong foot. 132 00:06:23,974 --> 00:06:25,200 You see, um... 133 00:06:26,372 --> 00:06:27,802 (EXHALES) 134 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:30,739 I represent a very wealthy man 135 00:06:30,841 --> 00:06:32,815 who has a contract for you. 136 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,081 I've got a job. 137 00:06:34,183 --> 00:06:35,579 Maybe next month. 138 00:06:35,681 --> 00:06:37,217 MAN 1: You collect on that scum 139 00:06:37,319 --> 00:06:39,151 dead or alive, right? 140 00:06:39,253 --> 00:06:41,155 QUINN: Hey. 141 00:06:41,257 --> 00:06:42,118 Not in here, big boy. 142 00:06:43,391 --> 00:06:45,056 We don't want any trouble. 143 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:49,061 It's just, uh, our employer is, uh, not one for waiting. 144 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:50,192 Who is? 145 00:06:53,103 --> 00:06:54,097 (PATRONS CLAMORING) 146 00:06:57,932 --> 00:06:58,772 (MAN GROANS, THUDS) 147 00:07:06,778 --> 00:07:09,186 Are you with these assholes? 148 00:07:09,288 --> 00:07:10,953 Or are you just a fan of violence? 149 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,616 These gentlemen work 150 00:07:12,718 --> 00:07:15,789 or should I say "worked" for me? 151 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,593 - (GROANS) - (LILITH SIGHS) 152 00:07:19,695 --> 00:07:20,926 QUINN: I'll get Kimber to clean this up. 153 00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:22,598 Thanks, Quinn. 154 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,326 (ELECTRONIC STATIC) 155 00:07:27,429 --> 00:07:29,801 MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM) That was impressive. 156 00:07:29,904 --> 00:07:32,702 I warned them not to underestimate you. 157 00:07:32,804 --> 00:07:35,273 My name is Deukalian Atlas. 158 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,977 And, uh... 159 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,014 Hold on. 160 00:07:38,116 --> 00:07:39,840 (CHUCKLES) This is... 161 00:07:39,942 --> 00:07:41,885 This is rather awkward. 162 00:07:41,987 --> 00:07:43,346 Hey, you there. 163 00:07:43,449 --> 00:07:44,678 Fat boy. 164 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,280 Put me on. 165 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,626 (STUTTERS) But she just killed Frank and Wes. 166 00:07:50,728 --> 00:07:53,321 But she would never shoot a man of your caliber. 167 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:55,763 (AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm. 168 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:06,702 As I was saying... 169 00:08:06,804 --> 00:08:08,401 (SOFTLY) Start walking. 170 00:08:08,503 --> 00:08:10,145 (IN NORMAL VOICE) My name is Deukalian Atlas. 171 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:11,212 President of the... 172 00:08:11,314 --> 00:08:12,978 The Atlas Corporation? 173 00:08:14,415 --> 00:08:16,012 Clue's in the name. 174 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:19,054 Look, uh, this has been a really long day. 175 00:08:19,156 --> 00:08:21,256 Can we just skip to, 176 00:08:21,358 --> 00:08:23,025 I don't know, whatever this is? 177 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,358 ATLAS: Of course. 178 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,360 My daughter has been kidnapped, 179 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,823 and I need her returned to me. 180 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:31,160 Bounty hunter, not babysitter. 181 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:33,828 Haven't you got some toy soldiers you can send? 182 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,396 Yes, the Crimson Lance. 183 00:08:36,498 --> 00:08:38,866 Unfortunately, the kidnapper is one of them. 184 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:40,707 I need an outsider. 185 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:42,511 Someone who knows how to handle a planet 186 00:08:42,614 --> 00:08:44,708 full of Psychos, skags, and vault hunters 187 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:46,281 like they were born there. 188 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:49,383 Your daughter's on Pandora? 189 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,451 (SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers. 190 00:08:51,553 --> 00:08:52,619 But you couldn't pay me enough 191 00:08:52,721 --> 00:08:54,288 to set foot on that shithole again. 192 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:56,023 Are you sure about that? 193 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:57,188 (BEEPS) 194 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:58,719 Oh. 195 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:00,529 Maybe you could. 196 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:03,391 Okay, I'll start when my current contract ends. 197 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,261 (PRISONER GROANS) 198 00:09:06,136 --> 00:09:06,936 (BODY THUDS) 199 00:09:07,038 --> 00:09:08,594 (LILITH SIGHS) 200 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,068 ATLAS: Seems like you're free to start immediately. 201 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:14,171 Give her the beacon. 202 00:09:17,176 --> 00:09:19,415 Activate this device when you find my daughter 203 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,550 and my people will retrieve her. 204 00:09:21,652 --> 00:09:24,385 You haven't disappointed so far, Lilith. 205 00:09:24,487 --> 00:09:26,282 I advise you not to start. 206 00:09:28,158 --> 00:09:29,021 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 207 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,390 Oh, shit. 208 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:40,736 (CREATURE SHRIEKS) 209 00:09:42,339 --> 00:09:43,530 (POD ENGINES ROARING) 210 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:48,010 (POD POWERING DOWN) 211 00:09:48,112 --> 00:09:49,110 (LILITH GRUTS) 212 00:09:49,212 --> 00:09:51,307 (METAL CLANGING) 213 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:57,486 AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for flying Atlas transport pods. 214 00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:59,117 You've arrived at your destination. 215 00:09:59,882 --> 00:10:01,350 Pandora. 216 00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,355 LILITH: Let me tell you everything you need to know 217 00:10:03,457 --> 00:10:04,727 about Pandora. 218 00:10:05,889 --> 00:10:06,987 (CREATURE PANTING) 219 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:09,098 - (GUNSHOT) - (WHINES) 220 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,860 It's a shithole. 221 00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:12,795 I should know. I'm from here. 222 00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:14,594 God, I hate this planet. 223 00:10:15,273 --> 00:10:17,163 It's the kind of place 224 00:10:17,265 --> 00:10:19,599 you don't ever wanna return to. 225 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:24,305 So, the sooner I find the girl, 226 00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:27,277 the sooner I can get the hell outta here. 227 00:10:30,282 --> 00:10:32,719 The soldier had hijacked one of Atlas' shuttles 228 00:10:32,821 --> 00:10:35,324 and crash-landed here months ago. 229 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,183 There wasn't much left of it. 230 00:10:37,285 --> 00:10:38,527 It'd been stripped for parts 231 00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:42,291 and vandalized by vault hunters. 232 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:45,224 No way to know if he and Tina even survived. 233 00:10:45,326 --> 00:10:47,294 Wanna know if you've seen her. 234 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:48,803 But then I spoke to some locals. 235 00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:52,871 Scavenger kids barely scraping out a living. 236 00:10:52,973 --> 00:10:54,541 They told me Tina and the soldier 237 00:10:54,643 --> 00:10:55,874 had passed through weeks ago 238 00:10:55,976 --> 00:10:58,646 heading north towards Fyrestone. 239 00:10:58,748 --> 00:11:01,083 Then I ran into some other locals. 240 00:11:01,185 --> 00:11:02,551 (HOLLERING) Run! 241 00:11:02,653 --> 00:11:04,787 LILITH: Psychos. Murderous gangs. 242 00:11:08,423 --> 00:11:09,385 (SCREAMS) 243 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,025 (SCREAMING) 244 00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:16,563 It was time to catch a ride and head north. 245 00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:18,394 (JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 246 00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:22,236 MAN: Hello, vault hunter. 247 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:23,429 Need a ride? 248 00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:24,899 Yeah, I'm not a vault hunter, but... 249 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,573 Then welcome aboard. 250 00:11:26,675 --> 00:11:28,610 People inside, bags up top. 251 00:11:28,712 --> 00:11:30,877 Don't need any explosives going pop. 252 00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:33,381 That is a mess to clean up, believe me. 253 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,476 - (MAN LAUGHS) - (SIGHS) 254 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,554 Hello, passenger. 255 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,156 My name is Marcus. 256 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,054 But of course, 257 00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:48,364 you're not here for small talk. 258 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:51,201 You are here to find the vault. 259 00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:52,267 Uh, you can stop there. 260 00:11:52,369 --> 00:11:53,367 Not a vault hunter. 261 00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:54,336 Just need a ride. 262 00:11:54,438 --> 00:11:56,438 If you say so. (LAUGHS) 263 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,906 (AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN) 264 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:04,446 Well, hello, brave vault hunter. 265 00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,781 So, you've come in search 266 00:12:06,884 --> 00:12:09,945 of the secret lost vault of the Eridians, 267 00:12:10,047 --> 00:12:13,746 right here on Pandora! 268 00:12:13,848 --> 00:12:16,623 Do you want to be rich beyond your wildest dreams? 269 00:12:16,725 --> 00:12:18,552 First, you must find the keys, 270 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,463 then the vault itself, but it won't be easy. 271 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,397 Could you turn this shit off? 272 00:12:23,499 --> 00:12:24,462 Not a vault hunter. 273 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:26,065 No can do. 274 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:29,267 This bus is for transporting vault hunters, so... 275 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,403 (ON SCREEN) Will you be the one to find the vault? 276 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:36,269 Ancient alien treasure filled with high-tech secrets... 277 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:38,238 Pandora is a dangerous place, 278 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,509 so you need superior firepower. 279 00:12:40,611 --> 00:12:42,649 Prepare yourself with one of Marcus' munitions. 280 00:12:42,752 --> 00:12:45,278 MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone, 281 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,453 where all vault hunters begin. 282 00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:48,521 LILITH: Uh, no. 283 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:51,253 Really, I am not... 284 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,752 - (GEAR LEVER CRANKS) - (BRAKES SCREECH) 285 00:12:54,099 --> 00:12:54,831 Thanks. 286 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:57,667 Good luck, vault hunter. 287 00:12:57,769 --> 00:13:00,366 I hope you find what you're searching for. 288 00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:02,333 (LAUGHS) 289 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,813 (JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 290 00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:15,082 (SIGHS) 291 00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:19,746 (SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 292 00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:49,149 (GRAVEL SHIFTING) 293 00:13:57,189 --> 00:13:58,893 LILITH: Two weeks on the trail, 294 00:13:58,995 --> 00:14:00,963 and it was as cold as Pandora's moons. 295 00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:05,264 Tina and the soldier were long gone. 296 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:09,202 I needed a miracle, but I got something else. 297 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,304 (CREATURE CHITTERING) 298 00:14:22,853 --> 00:14:25,355 - (METAL CLANGS) - MALE VOICE: My eye! 299 00:14:25,457 --> 00:14:27,456 You shot me in my eye! 300 00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:28,755 You blinded me for life! 301 00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:30,722 How will I manage to survive? 302 00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,555 I'm just kidding! 303 00:14:32,657 --> 00:14:35,589 I was designed to withstand all kinds of violent acts, 304 00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,534 even completely unjustified ones like yours. 305 00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,129 Now, I bet you're wondering, 306 00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:42,095 what's the deal with this thing? 307 00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,263 Uh, no, I'm not. 308 00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:44,697 I'm programmed for humor, 309 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:46,538 so I will process that as "witty banter." 310 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,609 Beat it. 311 00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:50,638 I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP, 312 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,273 possibly the last of my kind still in service. 313 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,412 But you can call me... 314 00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:56,445 Whoopsie! Ha! 315 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,546 You accidentally shot me in the face again. 316 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,387 As I was saying, you can call me Claptrap. 317 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,822 (GUNSHOT) 318 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:03,457 You know, I can do this all night, 319 00:15:03,559 --> 00:15:04,760 so piss off. 320 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,827 CLAPTRAP: Believe me, I wish I could 321 00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:07,156 based on what little I've experienced 322 00:15:07,258 --> 00:15:09,465 of your horrendous personality. 323 00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,257 But I have no choice. 324 00:15:11,359 --> 00:15:12,764 What do you mean? 325 00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,270 Did Atlas send you? 326 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,803 Atlas? Yuck! 327 00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,269 I don't work for the competition. 328 00:15:17,371 --> 00:15:19,575 No, I've been lying dormant under a garbage heap 329 00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,744 for... calculating... 36 years! 330 00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:23,808 But the moment you landed on Pandora, 331 00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,609 I was reactivated 332 00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:28,276 because I've been programmed to help you upon your return! 333 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,450 No one knew I was coming here. 334 00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,244 Not even me. 335 00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,420 Who programmed you? 336 00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:33,956 I don't know! 337 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,781 Which is a shame, because you're an awful person 338 00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:37,817 and I'd love to know who to blame for this. 339 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:40,286 Since I don't, I have no choice but to serve you 340 00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:41,962 until you're dead. 341 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:43,930 Did that sound like a threat? Sorry. 342 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:46,359 Anyway, as long as you're not dead, 343 00:15:46,461 --> 00:15:47,635 - I'm here to help. - Oh. 344 00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,271 And I have many skills. 345 00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:51,165 Balancing. 346 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,541 Turning in circles. 347 00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:54,271 I don't need a partner. 348 00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:56,545 Uh, I can also access the ECHOnet. 349 00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:58,713 Did you say "ECHOnet"? 350 00:15:58,815 --> 00:16:00,276 Can you use it to find someone? 351 00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:01,813 Of course. Just show me a picture. 352 00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:03,313 I'll hack and search 353 00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:05,184 its slowly dying visual banks for matches 354 00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:07,388 and find your target's last known location. 355 00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:08,648 Find her. 356 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,558 She was last seen outside Fyrestone. 357 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,555 Accessing network. 358 00:16:13,657 --> 00:16:15,194 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 359 00:16:15,296 --> 00:16:16,965 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 360 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,934 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 361 00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,627 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 362 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,732 Could you do it without the singing? 363 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,566 Yes! 364 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:25,866 ♪ Scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 365 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,874 Done! 366 00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:29,406 Your target was last recorded 367 00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:31,745 near an abandoned quarry in the Tundra Express! 368 00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:33,983 It's only 132 days on foot 369 00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:36,881 with a 98% chance of being eaten by a Craw maggot! 370 00:16:36,983 --> 00:16:39,314 I like those odds! 371 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,650 We're gonna need some wheels. 372 00:16:43,094 --> 00:16:46,254 That's the Crimson Lance, Atlas' private army. 373 00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:47,695 What are they doing here? 374 00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:49,689 Oh, just a guess here. 375 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,530 Exactly the same thing you're doing. 376 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,564 LILITH: And the Lance teaming up with the Psychos? 377 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,104 CLAPTRAP: It seems like Atlas will hire 378 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,039 just about anyone to find his daughter. 379 00:16:59,141 --> 00:17:01,473 LILITH: Concentrating. CLAPTRAP: Sorry. 380 00:17:04,672 --> 00:17:06,407 Huh. The Lance are leaving. 381 00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:07,882 I guess they didn't find her. 382 00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:09,750 PSYCHO: No more Mommy! (LAUGHING) 383 00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:11,978 Free lunch! Hot delivery! 384 00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:16,191 - (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) - Huh? 385 00:17:16,691 --> 00:17:17,687 (GRUNTS) 386 00:17:20,797 --> 00:17:21,526 (SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING) 387 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:27,262 That was so out of character to save those children. 388 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:28,702 Well, I needed a ride. 389 00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:30,104 For a second there, 390 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,104 I thought you weren't a horrible person. 391 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,735 Phew! The world makes sense again. 392 00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:36,478 Now, there's only room for one up front, 393 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,778 but worry not. 394 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,676 I can sit on your lap. 395 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:43,446 Lilith! 396 00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:45,748 You accidentally locked me in the back! 397 00:17:46,556 --> 00:17:48,619 Lilith! 398 00:17:52,729 --> 00:17:54,053 (CREATURE SHRIEKS) 399 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,367 (THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES) 400 00:18:17,755 --> 00:18:19,787 Please drain my battery. 401 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:20,918 Put me back to sleep. 402 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,692 I won't tell. 403 00:18:22,794 --> 00:18:23,924 You said you wanted to help. 404 00:18:24,026 --> 00:18:25,653 I said I'm programmed to help. 405 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,762 What I want to do is wipe my memory, 406 00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,790 you horrendous she-devil. 407 00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:31,959 Are you sure these are the right coordinates? 408 00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:34,636 Yes. This is the last known location of your quarry. 409 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,369 Get it? (LAUGHING) 410 00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:38,834 But it looks like she's long gone by now. 411 00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:43,069 Does it? 412 00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:49,251 (METAL CREAKING) 413 00:18:53,989 --> 00:18:55,488 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 414 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:16,773 You know, it's quite a menagerie you've got here. 415 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:21,976 You could start your own Pandoran zoo. 416 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,116 You must be Tina. 417 00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:34,857 Name's Lilith. 418 00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:36,397 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 419 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:39,730 So, that soldier... 420 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,762 who brought you here, 421 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,063 is he playing hide-and-seek, too? 422 00:19:43,806 --> 00:19:45,533 He left me. 423 00:19:45,635 --> 00:19:46,902 I haven't seen him in days. 424 00:19:48,044 --> 00:19:49,842 Well, I'm here to take you home 425 00:19:49,944 --> 00:19:52,378 to your father. 426 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,410 Yeah, he seems like a real, uh, sweetheart. 427 00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:56,950 TINY TINA: What? My daddy? 428 00:19:57,052 --> 00:19:58,883 I get to see my daddy? 429 00:19:58,985 --> 00:20:00,381 Really? 430 00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:01,584 I've been so afraid. 431 00:20:01,686 --> 00:20:02,857 - Yeah. - TINY TINA: I've been scared. 432 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,293 Speaking of your daddy... 433 00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:05,690 TINY TINA: The noises outside really freaked me out. 434 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,052 I've just gotta let him know that I got you safe... 435 00:20:07,154 --> 00:20:08,025 TINY TINA: I should probably get my stuff. 436 00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:09,096 LILITH: Shit. 437 00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,957 TINY TINA: I really love my daddy. 438 00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:14,796 He's such a nurturing parental figure. 439 00:20:14,898 --> 00:20:16,668 Sure, I'll have to take your word for it. 440 00:20:21,536 --> 00:20:22,768 Miss Lilith, 441 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,874 can you grab my Badonkadonk? 442 00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:27,514 Your what now? 443 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,987 (TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS) 444 00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:37,458 You little... 445 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,691 (GRUNTS) 446 00:20:43,895 --> 00:20:46,769 TINY TINA: I love it when bounty hunters drop by. 447 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,595 Time to make it rain... 448 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:49,771 with your body parts. 449 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,805 (TINY TINA LAUGHS) 450 00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,231 (LILITH GRUNTING) 451 00:20:58,011 --> 00:20:59,472 (GRUNTS) 452 00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:01,114 TINY TINA: Hey. 453 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,912 You still alive down there? 454 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,781 CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged. 455 00:21:08,883 --> 00:21:10,458 You two have a lot in common. 456 00:21:13,197 --> 00:21:14,792 Only she's smaller, nicer, cuter. 457 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,830 Hope that wasn't something important. 458 00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:19,662 Fix this. 459 00:21:19,764 --> 00:21:21,664 CLAPTRAP: Because, whoo, it's toast. 460 00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,795 (TINY TINA VOCALIZES OPERATICALLY) 461 00:21:23,897 --> 00:21:25,165 TINY TINA: Where'd you go? 462 00:21:26,205 --> 00:21:27,167 LILITH: Tina. 463 00:21:29,211 --> 00:21:31,939 Look, I... I'm here to save you. 464 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,848 TINY TINA: Do I look like I need saving? 465 00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,711 'Cause I'm up here 466 00:21:35,813 --> 00:21:37,543 and you're all hiding under a car. 467 00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:38,844 Like a bitch! 468 00:21:38,946 --> 00:21:40,879 You get down here right now. 469 00:21:40,981 --> 00:21:43,793 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg! 470 00:21:43,895 --> 00:21:45,020 (RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES) 471 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,461 This fancy-ass woman 472 00:21:49,563 --> 00:21:51,664 just pointed a gun at your best friend. 473 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,871 KRIEG: I will lick your spine clean. 474 00:21:55,973 --> 00:21:58,006 Holed up with Psychos? 475 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,074 He only used to be a Psycho. 476 00:22:01,176 --> 00:22:03,207 Now he's my big brother! 477 00:22:03,309 --> 00:22:04,875 CLAPTRAP: How sweet. 478 00:22:04,977 --> 00:22:06,209 One of you kill the other, I'm gonna go get a coffee. 479 00:22:06,311 --> 00:22:08,208 (KRIEG GRUNTING) 480 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,456 - (KRIEG GRUNTS) - (LILITH GASPS) 481 00:22:16,192 --> 00:22:17,984 Tell her what she's won, Krieg. 482 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,956 KRIEG: You've walked the wrong dog. 483 00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:23,724 CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face. 484 00:22:23,826 --> 00:22:24,730 Shoot him in the face again. 485 00:22:27,668 --> 00:22:29,033 It's not working. Forget it. Abort. Go! 486 00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:30,197 Run, run! 487 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,540 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 488 00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:41,747 (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS) 489 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:45,421 (YELLING) 490 00:22:50,728 --> 00:22:52,753 (GRUNTS) 491 00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:54,762 (GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger. 492 00:22:54,864 --> 00:22:55,860 (SIGHS) 493 00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:58,434 Listen. 494 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,729 I was sent by your father. 495 00:23:01,831 --> 00:23:03,403 TINY TINA: Well, that's strange. 496 00:23:03,505 --> 00:23:05,103 Because I don't have a father, lady. 497 00:23:05,205 --> 00:23:06,539 (LILITH SCOFFS) 498 00:23:06,641 --> 00:23:08,701 I know this planet can mess with your mind. 499 00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:09,911 My mind is awesome. 500 00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:11,809 My mind's so cool. 501 00:23:11,911 --> 00:23:15,073 Listen, I don't wanna be here. Nothing personal. 502 00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:16,282 So, if you could just come with me, 503 00:23:16,384 --> 00:23:17,283 and you could talk to your dad 504 00:23:17,385 --> 00:23:18,949 and you guys can sort it out, 505 00:23:19,051 --> 00:23:20,016 - family style. And I can... - (ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY) 506 00:23:21,223 --> 00:23:23,052 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 507 00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:30,290 TINY TINA: Nice work, lady. You led 'em straight to me. 508 00:23:30,392 --> 00:23:34,096 KNOXX: So, Atlas sent someone new to find the girl. 509 00:23:34,198 --> 00:23:37,097 Never would have thought it was a scumbag vault hunter. 510 00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:39,640 Actually, I'm not a scumbag vault hunter. 511 00:23:39,742 --> 00:23:42,138 CLAPTRAP: Actually, she's a scumbag bounty hunter. 512 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,277 LILITH: You know, it's not my fault you suck at your job, 513 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:46,105 whoever you are. Who are you? 514 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,248 Commander Knoxx of the Crimson Lance. 515 00:23:48,350 --> 00:23:49,949 And I'm taking the girl with me. 516 00:23:50,052 --> 00:23:51,183 Oh, yeah? 517 00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:52,312 You and what army? 518 00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:54,754 The one right behind me. 519 00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,787 SOLDIER: Move, move. 520 00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:01,095 Charlie team, right side. 521 00:24:01,197 --> 00:24:02,762 On your lead, with me! 522 00:24:04,726 --> 00:24:05,692 Stay behind me. 523 00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:07,134 - I'll go. - Wait. 524 00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:08,864 And if you're both nice, 525 00:24:08,966 --> 00:24:11,232 I'll put in a good word with Daddy. 526 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,168 Sounds good to me. 527 00:24:14,076 --> 00:24:15,706 Sergeant Russo, 528 00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:17,277 bring me a neurocollar for the girl. 529 00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:18,870 RUSSO: Copy that, Commander. 530 00:24:18,972 --> 00:24:20,940 TINY TINA: A collar? 531 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,315 (CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry. 532 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,586 Yeah, I got you a gift, too. 533 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,116 Catch. 534 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,124 TOY: Will you be my friend? 535 00:24:30,226 --> 00:24:31,021 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, shit! 536 00:24:31,962 --> 00:24:33,188 TINY TINA: Yes! 537 00:24:37,298 --> 00:24:38,358 (TINY TINA GASPS) 538 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:41,999 - Come on! - Hey! 539 00:24:44,073 --> 00:24:45,266 (BOTH GRUNTING) 540 00:24:49,772 --> 00:24:50,513 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMING) 541 00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:58,114 (SCREAMING) 542 00:25:02,124 --> 00:25:03,119 (METAL CREAKING) 543 00:25:04,985 --> 00:25:05,728 LILITH: Oh, shit! 544 00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:06,892 Tina! 545 00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,027 (ENGINE WHOOSHING) 546 00:25:13,129 --> 00:25:14,493 KNOXX: Stop. She's coming with me. 547 00:25:16,501 --> 00:25:17,672 (HORN HONKING) 548 00:25:22,545 --> 00:25:24,041 I leave you alone for 10 minutes... 549 00:25:24,839 --> 00:25:25,839 Get in the car. 550 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,082 It's okay. He's with me. 551 00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:28,248 LILITH: I wish I wasn't. 552 00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:29,882 ROLAND: Get in the car! 553 00:25:32,054 --> 00:25:33,220 Go, go! 554 00:25:33,322 --> 00:25:35,349 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 555 00:25:40,528 --> 00:25:42,228 CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me! 556 00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:43,196 What did I tell you? 557 00:25:43,298 --> 00:25:45,232 Minimal explosions. 558 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,102 No, I said no explosions! 559 00:25:47,204 --> 00:25:48,368 Who the hell are you? 560 00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:50,262 This is Lilith. My dad sent her. 561 00:25:50,364 --> 00:25:52,804 Oh. She's a scumbag bounty hunter. 562 00:25:52,906 --> 00:25:55,367 No, I am a high-end bounty hunter, pal. 563 00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:56,906 - ROLAND: No. - And letting kids get shot at 564 00:25:57,008 --> 00:25:58,277 was not part of my job description. 565 00:25:58,379 --> 00:25:59,412 Oh, I bet it wasn't. 566 00:25:59,514 --> 00:26:01,374 CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith. 567 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,984 You inadvertently left your best friend behind! 568 00:26:04,086 --> 00:26:05,720 To die! 569 00:26:07,925 --> 00:26:09,053 Lilith! 570 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,600 Move, move, move! 571 00:26:20,394 --> 00:26:21,269 CLAPTRAP: Hey! No pressure or anything 572 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,065 but I'd love to come inside, 573 00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,740 - if you get a chance. - What are you doing? 574 00:26:24,842 --> 00:26:27,473 CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can reach out and scoop me up. 575 00:26:27,575 --> 00:26:28,611 You don't have to stop, just... 576 00:26:29,946 --> 00:26:31,279 Hey! 577 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,906 Go easy on the merchandise. 578 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,408 ROLAND: Here they come! 579 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,154 KNOXX: All units, you are now weapons free! 580 00:26:41,256 --> 00:26:42,548 Take them down! 581 00:26:49,893 --> 00:26:51,161 Damn it! You know what? 582 00:26:52,201 --> 00:26:53,295 You drive. 583 00:27:05,247 --> 00:27:06,445 (BEEPING) 584 00:27:06,547 --> 00:27:07,973 You programmed to steer? 585 00:27:08,075 --> 00:27:08,816 CLAPTRAP: Who, me? 586 00:27:12,254 --> 00:27:13,220 (GRUNTING) 587 00:27:13,322 --> 00:27:14,085 (SOLDIER SCREAMS) 588 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,516 Who's driving the damn truck? 589 00:27:17,618 --> 00:27:19,394 CLAPTRAP: ♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪ 590 00:27:19,496 --> 00:27:20,592 ♪ I'm so good at driving ♪ 591 00:27:20,694 --> 00:27:21,954 ♪ I'm a robot driver ♪ 592 00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:22,797 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS) 593 00:27:31,003 --> 00:27:32,398 SOLDIER 1: Locking on target, ma'am. 594 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:34,138 - (BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY) - We got a problem! 595 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:36,305 ROLAND: Brace for impact! 596 00:27:38,348 --> 00:27:39,479 CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear! 597 00:27:39,581 --> 00:27:41,046 (THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES) 598 00:27:45,488 --> 00:27:47,448 I told you to drive. Damn it. 599 00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:58,734 Bandit one, four, up on the right. Cut 'em off. 600 00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:03,464 They got us pinned. 601 00:28:05,508 --> 00:28:07,707 Not yet they don't. Hold on. 602 00:28:07,809 --> 00:28:08,744 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS) 603 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,506 (ALL GRUNTING) 604 00:28:18,019 --> 00:28:19,887 - Brace yourselves. - LILITH: What are you doing? 605 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,022 (TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING) 606 00:28:33,536 --> 00:28:35,496 LILITH: That was a terrible idea 607 00:28:36,305 --> 00:28:37,271 but it worked. 608 00:28:37,373 --> 00:28:38,433 ROLAND: Mm, maybe. 609 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,073 Where are we? 610 00:28:42,707 --> 00:28:44,175 Pisswash gully. 611 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,615 TINY TINA: What's that smell? Ugh. 612 00:28:49,717 --> 00:28:51,252 - Put the window up. - Why? 613 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,486 Put the window up! 614 00:28:52,588 --> 00:28:54,285 TINY TINA: What is that smell? 615 00:28:54,387 --> 00:28:55,823 CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell" thing everyone talks about? 616 00:28:55,925 --> 00:28:57,550 - Listen to what I just said! - I don't want to! 617 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,126 - Roll the window up! - Don't tell me what to... 618 00:28:59,229 --> 00:28:59,960 (SCREAMS) 619 00:29:01,929 --> 00:29:03,957 - (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS) - (SCREAMING) 620 00:29:04,059 --> 00:29:05,960 It's in my mouth! 621 00:29:06,062 --> 00:29:07,598 KRIEG: Sardine showers. 622 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:09,264 It's pee. It's pee. 623 00:29:09,367 --> 00:29:11,805 Now I got pee all in the middle of my truck. 624 00:29:11,907 --> 00:29:13,603 CLAPTRAP: Correction. It's 67% urine... 625 00:29:13,705 --> 00:29:15,267 14% fecal... 626 00:29:15,369 --> 00:29:16,911 - (THRESHER ROARS) - (YELPS) 627 00:29:22,352 --> 00:29:23,709 (TIRES SCREECHING) 628 00:29:25,114 --> 00:29:26,745 - Oh! - LILITH: Look out! 629 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:28,648 (TIRES SCREECHING) 630 00:29:30,459 --> 00:29:31,486 CLAPTRAP: Oh, God! 631 00:29:33,363 --> 00:29:34,594 Don't nobody move. 632 00:29:34,696 --> 00:29:35,426 I'm not about to die in this... 633 00:29:35,528 --> 00:29:36,658 Shut up. 634 00:29:36,761 --> 00:29:37,899 (BUBBLING) 635 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:42,233 Okay. 636 00:29:43,571 --> 00:29:44,803 LILITH: Is that... 637 00:29:44,905 --> 00:29:46,131 TINY TINA: This don't look so good. 638 00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:46,974 LILITH: Yes, it is. 639 00:29:49,239 --> 00:29:50,538 CLAPTRAP: That thing looks angry! 640 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,144 - Do you wanna press reverse? - CLAPTRAP: Or hungry. 641 00:29:52,612 --> 00:29:54,377 (ENGINE REVVING) 642 00:29:54,479 --> 00:29:55,614 Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us. It's gonna kill us. 643 00:29:55,716 --> 00:29:56,682 ROLAND: Wait a second. 644 00:29:56,784 --> 00:29:58,280 Do you want me to press reverse? 645 00:29:58,382 --> 00:29:59,353 ROLAND: No, I don't want you to do nothing! 646 00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:01,021 (THRESHER SHRIEKING) 647 00:30:03,592 --> 00:30:04,827 TINY TINA: Oh, my God! 648 00:30:08,829 --> 00:30:10,096 LILITH: Your friends are back. 649 00:30:14,428 --> 00:30:16,569 KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid. 650 00:30:16,671 --> 00:30:18,130 Just give us the girl. 651 00:30:18,232 --> 00:30:20,334 (THRESHER ROARING) 652 00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:23,373 Everybody, buckle up. I got a plan. 653 00:30:25,648 --> 00:30:26,640 CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me! 654 00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:29,610 Seriously, I have no seat belt! 655 00:30:30,818 --> 00:30:33,185 Roland, what are you doing? 656 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,452 - Go, go, go! - ROLAND: Hold on! 657 00:30:41,357 --> 00:30:42,392 - Hold it! - CLAPTRAP: No, no, no! 658 00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:50,829 (ALL GRUNTING) 659 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,173 (BELLOWS) 660 00:30:57,679 --> 00:30:58,443 (TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING) 661 00:30:58,545 --> 00:30:59,678 Shit. 662 00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:00,916 Feels like we blew a tire. 663 00:31:01,683 --> 00:31:03,682 You call that a plan? 664 00:31:03,784 --> 00:31:05,420 It worked, didn't it? 665 00:31:05,522 --> 00:31:06,482 Feel free to applaud. 666 00:31:07,621 --> 00:31:08,682 (LILITH SCOFFS) 667 00:31:09,788 --> 00:31:11,251 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 668 00:31:11,353 --> 00:31:12,756 CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying! 669 00:31:12,858 --> 00:31:14,562 (TINY TINA SQUEALS) 670 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,393 (SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 671 00:31:36,385 --> 00:31:37,117 Nothing. 672 00:31:39,517 --> 00:31:41,723 - You stay here and keep watch. - CLAPTRAP: Okay. 673 00:31:41,825 --> 00:31:43,656 But it's you they don't seem to trust. 674 00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:45,620 And who can blame them? 675 00:31:45,722 --> 00:31:48,095 ♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning Scanning ♪ 676 00:31:48,893 --> 00:31:50,097 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 677 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:55,801 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 678 00:31:55,903 --> 00:31:58,435 They should be after us by now. 679 00:32:00,234 --> 00:32:01,603 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 680 00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:04,502 ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue without ground support. 681 00:32:04,604 --> 00:32:06,173 Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements. 682 00:32:06,275 --> 00:32:07,444 Let it down, big guy. 683 00:32:09,183 --> 00:32:11,445 Before you added kidnapping to your resume 684 00:32:11,547 --> 00:32:13,353 you were an officer in Crimson Lance. 685 00:32:13,455 --> 00:32:14,789 Right? 686 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,152 Roland didn't kidnap me. He saved me. 687 00:32:17,254 --> 00:32:18,625 LILITH: Saved you from what? 688 00:32:18,727 --> 00:32:20,323 A life of ease and plenty? 689 00:32:20,425 --> 00:32:22,464 My daddy thinks I'm the daughter of Eridia. 690 00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,190 I can open the vault. 691 00:32:24,292 --> 00:32:25,292 LILITH: The vault? 692 00:32:25,394 --> 00:32:27,002 That's what this shit is about? 693 00:32:28,595 --> 00:32:30,333 You stole her for yourself. 694 00:32:30,435 --> 00:32:33,335 Now, do you know how many people have died 695 00:32:33,437 --> 00:32:34,342 looking for that hole in the dirt? 696 00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:36,170 Well, I do. 697 00:32:36,272 --> 00:32:37,604 My mother was one of them. 698 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,680 We have something they don't, baby girl. 699 00:32:39,782 --> 00:32:41,178 Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit? 700 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,150 Can-do attitude? The power of friendship? 701 00:32:44,553 --> 00:32:45,482 A conscience. 702 00:32:46,447 --> 00:32:47,647 Whatever's in that vault, 703 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,857 a man like Atlas can never get his hands on it. 704 00:32:48,959 --> 00:32:50,322 - All right, Roland, calm down. - ROLAND: No! 705 00:32:50,424 --> 00:32:52,688 She's a scumbag bounty hunter who works for Atlas. 706 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:55,220 What, and you think your band of merry heroes can stop him? 707 00:32:55,322 --> 00:32:56,524 Oh, we can try. 708 00:32:56,627 --> 00:32:58,393 We just can't watch our backs while doing it. 709 00:32:58,495 --> 00:33:00,358 So, do me a favor. Take your weapon. 710 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:01,801 Toss it over here. 711 00:33:01,903 --> 00:33:03,567 Grab some supplies, take a walk. 712 00:33:03,669 --> 00:33:07,167 You know, when Atlas finds out about that party back there, 713 00:33:07,269 --> 00:33:08,439 I'm as good as dead. 714 00:33:09,338 --> 00:33:10,441 So, like it or not... 715 00:33:11,780 --> 00:33:12,872 we're on the same side. 716 00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:15,776 (SIGHS) 717 00:33:22,156 --> 00:33:25,420 A side without an army, I might add. 718 00:33:25,522 --> 00:33:28,257 So, I hope you got a better plan than 719 00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:30,296 driving down a thresher's gullet. 720 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:32,700 No. 721 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:33,662 But I know someone who does. 722 00:33:34,705 --> 00:33:36,896 A scientist, a vault expert. 723 00:33:36,998 --> 00:33:39,905 It was her idea to break Tina out and collect the keys. 724 00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:41,674 One key down, two more to go. 725 00:33:41,776 --> 00:33:43,639 And, of course, me. 726 00:33:44,514 --> 00:33:45,745 ROLAND: Load up. 727 00:33:45,847 --> 00:33:47,713 Next stop, Sanctuary City. 728 00:33:47,815 --> 00:33:48,613 CLAPTRAP: All right! 729 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:49,846 Road trip! 730 00:33:49,948 --> 00:33:51,579 (LILITH SIGHS) 731 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:53,055 (SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE BY MUSE PLAYING) 732 00:33:54,483 --> 00:33:55,354 ROLAND: All right, mask up. 733 00:33:56,727 --> 00:33:57,851 We wanna keep a low profile. 734 00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:00,425 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 735 00:34:01,995 --> 00:34:03,730 SOLDIER 1: Market clear. 736 00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:04,932 SOLDIER 2: Copy that. 737 00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:06,533 LILITH: Oh, this place sure has changed, 738 00:34:06,635 --> 00:34:08,126 for the worse. 739 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:08,928 CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off! SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23. 740 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,870 ROLAND: Oh, my. 741 00:34:11,972 --> 00:34:13,300 Who's this handsome devil? 742 00:34:13,402 --> 00:34:14,340 He's a badass killer. 743 00:34:15,738 --> 00:34:18,812 And the reward's just gone up to 150 grand. 744 00:34:18,914 --> 00:34:19,913 ROLAND: Looks like you're not 745 00:34:20,015 --> 00:34:21,639 the only one that's special, kid. 746 00:34:21,741 --> 00:34:23,776 KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention! 747 00:34:23,879 --> 00:34:25,551 - (CHOMPS LOUDLY) - LILITH: Okay, so we're here. 748 00:34:25,654 --> 00:34:26,646 Now what? 749 00:34:26,748 --> 00:34:27,788 ROLAND: I need to locate my contact. 750 00:34:27,890 --> 00:34:29,289 Moxxi will know how to find her. 751 00:34:29,922 --> 00:34:30,923 LILITH: Moxxi? 752 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,253 ROLAND: Yeah. You know her? 753 00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:33,551 LILITH: Yeah, kind of. 754 00:34:33,653 --> 00:34:35,053 I mean, it's been a while. 755 00:34:35,189 --> 00:34:36,389 TINY TINA: Would you be a doll and hold this? Thank you. 756 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,624 Kriegy! Give me a ride. 757 00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:40,165 - LILITH: Hey. - (KRIEG CHUCKLES) 758 00:34:40,267 --> 00:34:41,602 LILITH: We're trying to stay low-key. 759 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,400 Hey. Did you find 760 00:34:43,502 --> 00:34:45,971 what you were looking for in Fyrestone? 761 00:34:46,073 --> 00:34:47,500 Never seen you before, stranger. 762 00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:50,909 Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity. 763 00:34:51,011 --> 00:34:52,904 I never forget a gun. 764 00:34:53,006 --> 00:34:56,443 What are you up to now, Not-A-Vault-Hunter? 765 00:34:56,545 --> 00:34:57,616 TINY TINA: She's vault hunting. 766 00:34:57,718 --> 00:34:58,815 (LAUGHS) 767 00:34:58,918 --> 00:35:00,589 I knew it. 768 00:35:00,691 --> 00:35:01,420 I told you, I knew it. 769 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:05,127 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 770 00:35:12,031 --> 00:35:13,867 Well, well, well. 771 00:35:13,969 --> 00:35:15,970 Look what the skag dragged in. 772 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,568 - ROLAND: Hey, Mox. - Get on in there. 773 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:21,176 Oh, you are most welcome. 774 00:35:28,546 --> 00:35:30,850 Milkshake for my little sugarplum, 775 00:35:30,952 --> 00:35:32,952 and drinks for my friends. 776 00:35:33,054 --> 00:35:35,547 I got something to show you. 777 00:35:35,649 --> 00:35:37,658 Everyone, come over here. 778 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,857 Step into my office. 779 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:40,987 MAN: Roland? 780 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,760 - Roland. - ROLAND: I got it. 781 00:35:46,835 --> 00:35:48,394 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me. 782 00:35:48,496 --> 00:35:49,497 I knew it was you. 783 00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:51,665 - Oh, my God. - ROLAND: Hey, Larry. 784 00:35:51,767 --> 00:35:53,707 You probably don't remember me, but 785 00:35:53,809 --> 00:35:55,870 I sure remember you. 786 00:35:57,441 --> 00:35:58,911 Your mama was a good woman. 787 00:35:59,013 --> 00:36:02,041 Yeah, well, wouldn't know. 788 00:36:03,649 --> 00:36:06,188 All right. So, where is this, uh, scientist? 789 00:36:08,023 --> 00:36:09,550 So, this is where you're headed. 790 00:36:09,652 --> 00:36:11,749 You go all the way up those stairs 791 00:36:11,851 --> 00:36:14,027 and right there is the elevator. 792 00:36:14,129 --> 00:36:15,729 - LILITH: Mm-hm. - Push the button. 793 00:36:15,831 --> 00:36:17,023 Passcode's "ECHO." 794 00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:18,827 - ECHO? - ECHO. 795 00:36:20,828 --> 00:36:22,501 You sure it's safe to stay there? 796 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:25,567 Yeah, as long as this one here don't blow up the joint. 797 00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:27,666 How's that milkshake there, sugar pie? 798 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:28,639 (BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY) 799 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:31,405 Listen. 800 00:36:31,507 --> 00:36:32,643 For whatever it's worth... 801 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:37,175 I'm real happy that you came back home. 802 00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:40,121 And I hope that you know how much your mama loved you. 803 00:36:40,223 --> 00:36:42,582 She always told me how special you were. 804 00:36:42,684 --> 00:36:44,017 You know, I appreciate the help. 805 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,085 Let's just leave it at that. 806 00:36:49,027 --> 00:36:50,362 Right. 807 00:36:50,464 --> 00:36:51,594 When they were chasing you, I was like, 808 00:36:51,696 --> 00:36:52,627 "Hey, don't shoot that guy. He's my roomie." 809 00:36:52,729 --> 00:36:54,630 - You... You said that? - Yeah, man. 810 00:36:54,732 --> 00:36:56,832 (LAUGHS) Hey, you see your bounty went up? 811 00:36:57,731 --> 00:36:58,705 - My? - Your bounty. 812 00:36:58,807 --> 00:37:00,138 Get outta here. 813 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,699 Knoxx is on the warpath, stud. 814 00:37:01,801 --> 00:37:03,376 What'd you do to her, man? 815 00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:05,642 Man, I kind of... kind of ghosted her, you know? 816 00:37:05,744 --> 00:37:08,076 Yeah, you did, man. You ghosted all of us, man. 817 00:37:08,179 --> 00:37:09,680 (LAUGHING) 818 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:11,418 Yeah. 819 00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:14,955 Anyway, man, it was really good to see you. 820 00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:16,323 And, you know, you can trust me. 821 00:37:16,425 --> 00:37:19,423 We're friends, man. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 822 00:37:19,525 --> 00:37:20,760 Oh, Larry, I'm not worried about you. 823 00:37:20,862 --> 00:37:22,094 You're my guy. 824 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:24,760 You're my main man. (LAUGHS) 825 00:37:24,862 --> 00:37:26,796 I got a feeling you're not going to tell anybody. 826 00:37:28,435 --> 00:37:29,733 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - (GROANING) 827 00:37:30,674 --> 00:37:31,996 (BODY THUDS) 828 00:37:32,098 --> 00:37:33,635 - (MOXXI SOFFS) - Is he going to be okay? 829 00:37:33,737 --> 00:37:35,672 Well, he'll have a hell of a hangover. 830 00:37:35,774 --> 00:37:38,674 Ooh, who knew electricity provoked defecation? 831 00:37:38,776 --> 00:37:40,238 - LILITH: Hey. - (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 832 00:37:42,118 --> 00:37:42,980 Y'all better hustle out the back. 833 00:37:43,082 --> 00:37:44,083 Go out this way. 834 00:37:44,185 --> 00:37:45,945 I got these guys. Go on. Go on. 835 00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:48,785 - Claptrap, let's go. - Go on. Go on. Go on. 836 00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:52,621 Your buddy boy here just drank about 10 shots too many 837 00:37:52,723 --> 00:37:55,028 then he dropped like a sack of potatoes. 838 00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:57,362 CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me. 839 00:37:57,464 --> 00:38:01,468 Mm. And a tip is always appreciated. 840 00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:06,770 (GIGGLES) 841 00:38:07,975 --> 00:38:09,106 All right. 842 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,642 This looks like it. 843 00:38:12,077 --> 00:38:13,315 ECHO. 844 00:38:18,919 --> 00:38:19,915 ECHO? 845 00:38:21,155 --> 00:38:22,055 Sure that's the password? 846 00:38:22,157 --> 00:38:24,425 Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO." 847 00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:26,893 ECHO. ECHO. 848 00:38:26,995 --> 00:38:28,088 LILITH: All right. 849 00:38:29,623 --> 00:38:30,958 (WHOOPING) 850 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,167 You fools would literally be dead without me. 851 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,901 - You need me. - ROLAND: Here we go. 852 00:38:35,003 --> 00:38:36,732 Come on, Claptrap. 853 00:38:36,835 --> 00:38:38,202 CLAPTRAP: Where are we going? TINY TINA: Up. 854 00:38:38,304 --> 00:38:40,298 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 855 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:48,677 LILITH: So, you trust this woman? 856 00:38:48,779 --> 00:38:51,016 She's a xeno-archaeologist, all right? 857 00:38:51,118 --> 00:38:52,846 She's a little odd. 858 00:38:52,948 --> 00:38:54,714 But she knows everything about the vault. 859 00:38:54,816 --> 00:38:57,156 So, if she says something weird, 860 00:38:57,258 --> 00:38:58,654 don't let it get to you, okay? 861 00:38:58,756 --> 00:39:00,994 CLAPTRAP: I am 10 to the 100th power 862 00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:02,727 impressed with this place. 863 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:05,890 TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool. 864 00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:07,867 Oh! I see you have the girl. 865 00:39:07,969 --> 00:39:09,269 That's right. 866 00:39:09,371 --> 00:39:10,834 WOMAN: Did you find a vault key, too? 867 00:39:11,764 --> 00:39:13,939 Hi, I'm Tina. 868 00:39:14,041 --> 00:39:15,333 The special one. 869 00:39:15,975 --> 00:39:16,972 Huh. 870 00:39:19,882 --> 00:39:20,877 LILITH: Tannis. 871 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,650 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 872 00:39:31,859 --> 00:39:32,592 Oh. 873 00:39:33,863 --> 00:39:35,320 Hello, Lilith. 874 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,994 Okay, good. So you guys know each other. 875 00:39:39,902 --> 00:39:40,930 Unfortunately. 876 00:39:42,038 --> 00:39:43,669 I'm not staying here. 877 00:39:44,807 --> 00:39:45,772 What? 878 00:39:45,874 --> 00:39:47,538 Okay. 879 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,367 But you all smell like thresher urine. 880 00:39:49,469 --> 00:39:51,874 And your wanted poster just went up all over town. 881 00:39:51,976 --> 00:39:54,810 So, I suggest that you all settle in and clean up. 882 00:39:54,912 --> 00:39:57,149 Now, the electroshower is right over there. 883 00:39:57,251 --> 00:39:58,485 TINY TINA: Ooh, shower. 884 00:39:58,587 --> 00:40:00,453 LILITH: Hey, kids, we're out of here. Let's go. 885 00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:02,113 Lilith? Hey, I get it. There's history here. 886 00:40:02,215 --> 00:40:03,717 I don't even need to know what it is. 887 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,252 The point is that she's right. 888 00:40:05,354 --> 00:40:06,786 If there's a poster of me, that means there's one of you. 889 00:40:06,888 --> 00:40:08,087 They're looking for all of us. 890 00:40:08,223 --> 00:40:08,962 I hate to say it, but we don't have a choice. 891 00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:10,091 We gotta sit tight. 892 00:40:12,058 --> 00:40:13,726 Lilith, we don't have a choice. 893 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,235 What is happening, Tannis? 894 00:40:15,337 --> 00:40:16,961 - TINY TINA: Electroshower. - Wait. 895 00:40:17,063 --> 00:40:18,806 - Wait, guys. - (BOTH WHOOPING) 896 00:40:18,908 --> 00:40:20,098 (KRIEG SNIFFING) 897 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,369 - CLAPTRAP: Time to shower. - Claptrap. 898 00:40:22,471 --> 00:40:23,911 ♪ It's time for showering Showering, time for some... ♪ 899 00:40:24,013 --> 00:40:25,245 That's not... No. 900 00:40:25,347 --> 00:40:27,372 - (SCREAMING) - ROLAND: Claptrap. 901 00:40:30,085 --> 00:40:31,516 CLAPTRAP: Rebooting. 902 00:40:31,618 --> 00:40:32,751 Everybody, just settle down, please. 903 00:40:33,747 --> 00:40:34,786 Settle down. 904 00:40:35,784 --> 00:40:37,016 Hey, hey! Settle down. 905 00:40:37,118 --> 00:40:38,249 CLAPTRAP: Square root of 929,000... 906 00:40:38,418 --> 00:40:40,093 I am basing my assumption that you're upset 907 00:40:40,195 --> 00:40:42,328 on your body language. 908 00:40:42,430 --> 00:40:44,565 LILITH: Perceptive as ever, I see. 909 00:40:48,368 --> 00:40:49,735 Because of your mother? 910 00:40:50,436 --> 00:40:52,804 Uh, no, because of you. 911 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:55,510 She trusted you... 912 00:40:57,376 --> 00:40:58,975 to take care of me. 913 00:41:00,149 --> 00:41:01,483 But you ran back here 914 00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:05,982 to chase after that mystical Eridian vault bullshit. 915 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,952 I left you with tradespeople. 916 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,887 Oh. 917 00:41:11,989 --> 00:41:14,060 Yes. You mean the murderers and thieves 918 00:41:14,162 --> 00:41:15,453 on the mining ship. 919 00:41:16,298 --> 00:41:17,829 It's what your mother wanted. 920 00:41:19,094 --> 00:41:21,034 She wanted me to learn how to kill 921 00:41:21,136 --> 00:41:22,364 by the age of 10? 922 00:41:22,466 --> 00:41:24,295 How to survive. 923 00:41:24,397 --> 00:41:26,371 I had to come back here to finish her work. 924 00:41:26,473 --> 00:41:28,235 She believed the Eridian vault 925 00:41:28,337 --> 00:41:30,576 had the power to change things for the better and... 926 00:41:30,678 --> 00:41:33,339 She traded her daughter for a waste of time. 927 00:41:36,778 --> 00:41:37,744 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 928 00:41:37,846 --> 00:41:39,620 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 929 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,160 Go back inside. 930 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,228 It's not safe. 931 00:41:55,303 --> 00:41:56,571 I can look after myself. 932 00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:59,068 Told you I'm special. 933 00:42:00,141 --> 00:42:01,235 Aren't we all? 934 00:42:02,142 --> 00:42:03,374 Yeah. 935 00:42:03,476 --> 00:42:04,845 They made me that way. 936 00:42:04,948 --> 00:42:06,075 Made you? 937 00:42:07,281 --> 00:42:08,506 What do you mean? 938 00:42:11,144 --> 00:42:12,919 Your father is Deukalian Atlas, 939 00:42:13,022 --> 00:42:14,252 isn't he? 940 00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:16,289 (SIGHS) Yes and no. 941 00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:19,123 Not a "yes or no" question. 942 00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:20,595 He's... 943 00:42:22,030 --> 00:42:22,927 my... 944 00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:26,733 creator. 945 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:32,638 Atlas is bananapants obsessed with the vault. 946 00:42:32,741 --> 00:42:36,574 He says only a daughter of Eridia can open it. 947 00:42:36,676 --> 00:42:38,107 He found a piece of the vault key, 948 00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:41,807 and on that piece 949 00:42:41,909 --> 00:42:44,014 was a tiny bit... 950 00:42:44,988 --> 00:42:45,953 of blood. 951 00:42:46,055 --> 00:42:47,721 Eridian blood. 952 00:42:49,258 --> 00:42:50,455 He cloned an Eridian. 953 00:42:50,557 --> 00:42:52,957 And guess who that Eridian is? 954 00:42:54,494 --> 00:42:56,092 Hmm. Is her name Tina? 955 00:42:57,065 --> 00:42:57,797 Boom. 956 00:42:59,168 --> 00:43:01,158 But it's all good. 957 00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:04,471 I don't care I grew up in a lab. 958 00:43:04,573 --> 00:43:06,966 I never wanted a mother or a father. 959 00:43:07,068 --> 00:43:10,441 He created you to open a vault. 960 00:43:10,543 --> 00:43:12,775 God, what an asshole. 961 00:43:12,877 --> 00:43:14,715 (SCOFFS) That's an understatement. 962 00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:18,812 He'll use whatever technology's inside 963 00:43:18,914 --> 00:43:20,413 and make superweapons. 964 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:23,757 The dude's got major issues. 965 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,959 I'm just a product to Atlas. 966 00:43:29,230 --> 00:43:30,188 If he gets me, 967 00:43:30,290 --> 00:43:32,062 he's gonna make me open the vault. 968 00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:36,000 Then he's just gonna lock me up into another secret lab 969 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:37,936 and do more experiments. 970 00:43:39,642 --> 00:43:41,109 (SOBBING) And if you saw the things they did 971 00:43:41,211 --> 00:43:42,209 to the other clones... 972 00:43:42,311 --> 00:43:43,810 He's not gonna find you. 973 00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:47,110 (TINY TINA SNIFFLES) 974 00:43:56,251 --> 00:43:57,191 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 975 00:43:57,293 --> 00:43:59,122 CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup? 976 00:44:00,062 --> 00:44:01,360 Yeah! 977 00:44:01,462 --> 00:44:03,297 Hey, there, sugar chips. 978 00:44:03,399 --> 00:44:04,826 You need a firmware update? 979 00:44:04,928 --> 00:44:06,390 MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff. 980 00:44:06,492 --> 00:44:08,098 CLAPTRAP: Someone needs an oil change. 981 00:44:10,637 --> 00:44:13,871 My daddy always had a saying. 982 00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:17,068 Never trust a man who can't hold his liquor. 983 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:18,540 She tased me, all right? 984 00:44:18,642 --> 00:44:19,871 I love alcohol. 985 00:44:19,973 --> 00:44:20,974 I can be wild. 986 00:44:21,076 --> 00:44:22,340 MOXXI: As for that little girl, 987 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:24,584 you don't think the second I saw her, 988 00:44:24,686 --> 00:44:26,077 I wouldn't hand her right over to you 989 00:44:26,179 --> 00:44:27,221 just to get rid of you? 990 00:44:27,323 --> 00:44:28,546 KNOXX: I admire the fight, 991 00:44:28,648 --> 00:44:30,548 but let me take you through what happens next. 992 00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:32,154 CLAPTRAP: Spare parts! KNOXX: We seal the city... 993 00:44:32,256 --> 00:44:34,093 CLAPTRAP: Anyone got spare parts that I can use? 994 00:44:34,195 --> 00:44:34,960 Uh-oh. 995 00:44:36,366 --> 00:44:37,395 Hey, hey, that's his robot. 996 00:44:37,497 --> 00:44:38,697 It's an old CL4P... 997 00:44:38,799 --> 00:44:39,897 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me. Coming through. 998 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:41,736 Got a computer virus. Highly contagious. 999 00:44:43,162 --> 00:44:44,197 Clear the street! 1000 00:44:44,299 --> 00:44:45,504 SOLDIER 1: You, down on the ground. 1001 00:44:45,606 --> 00:44:46,664 SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move! 1002 00:44:49,141 --> 00:44:51,377 TANNIS: Now that we have Tina and the first key, 1003 00:44:51,479 --> 00:44:52,813 I wanna show you this. 1004 00:44:54,617 --> 00:44:56,910 This is a mining journal left behind 1005 00:44:57,012 --> 00:44:58,278 by a corporate bureaucrat. 1006 00:44:58,381 --> 00:45:00,253 He cataloged everything the miners brought in, 1007 00:45:00,355 --> 00:45:01,452 most of it useless. 1008 00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:03,989 But on this page... 1009 00:45:08,692 --> 00:45:10,259 Another key. 1010 00:45:10,361 --> 00:45:13,260 He thought it was a useless piece of Eridian pottery. 1011 00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:15,896 He had no clue they'd found a vault key. 1012 00:45:15,998 --> 00:45:17,428 That makes two of three. 1013 00:45:17,530 --> 00:45:19,197 LILITH: So, if this is the second key, 1014 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:21,201 why don't you already have it? 1015 00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:23,536 Because the mine is in Caustic Caverns. 1016 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,039 Oh, shit. 1017 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,980 CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert! 1018 00:45:28,082 --> 00:45:30,275 People, we need to move! The soldiers, they're coming! 1019 00:45:30,377 --> 00:45:31,409 They have guns! They're shooting! 1020 00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,483 - They're firing! - Clappy, slow your roll. 1021 00:45:32,585 --> 00:45:33,885 What is the dealio? 1022 00:45:33,987 --> 00:45:36,481 The soldier woman who really hates Roland, 1023 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:39,056 which suggests the two of them had some... 1024 00:45:39,158 --> 00:45:41,156 - Come on, get to the point. - She was at the bar 1025 00:45:41,258 --> 00:45:43,230 interrogating Moxxi and your friend Larry... 1026 00:45:43,332 --> 00:45:44,288 Was that his name? 1027 00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:45,992 Seemed like a decent roommate. 1028 00:45:46,094 --> 00:45:47,294 LILITH: Did they see you? 1029 00:45:47,397 --> 00:45:50,604 Do you promise not to be angry if I say yes? 1030 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,107 KNOXX: Lance units, block all exits. 1031 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,343 No one leaves. 1032 00:45:55,445 --> 00:45:57,110 Get this thing out of here. 1033 00:45:57,213 --> 00:45:58,643 Masks off. 1034 00:45:58,745 --> 00:46:00,147 MARCUS: Of course, Commander. 1035 00:46:00,249 --> 00:46:02,246 Of course. Hey! 1036 00:46:02,348 --> 00:46:05,511 Double-perched custom Blaster with ionized projectiles. 1037 00:46:05,613 --> 00:46:08,122 That'll outpace any bone shredder on Pandora. 1038 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,183 You wanna trade? 1039 00:46:09,285 --> 00:46:10,954 I'll give you special price, huh? 1040 00:46:11,056 --> 00:46:14,586 KNOXX: Sanctuary is now on lockdown. 1041 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,261 No one goes anywhere until we find that robot. 1042 00:46:17,363 --> 00:46:20,626 Is there any way out of here that doesn't involve garbage? 1043 00:46:22,204 --> 00:46:23,002 Um... 1044 00:46:23,765 --> 00:46:25,163 No. 1045 00:46:25,265 --> 00:46:27,006 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1046 00:46:46,492 --> 00:46:47,526 What? 1047 00:46:47,628 --> 00:46:48,654 Did you guys wanna use it? 1048 00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:56,162 The entrance is underneath all of that debris. 1049 00:46:56,265 --> 00:46:57,168 - Under there. - (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1050 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,231 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1051 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:03,136 Whoo! Look what I got! 1052 00:47:03,238 --> 00:47:04,639 ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1053 00:47:04,741 --> 00:47:05,704 Open it. 1054 00:47:06,682 --> 00:47:08,146 - (METAL CLANGS) - (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1055 00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:12,544 Hello. 1056 00:47:12,646 --> 00:47:14,348 CLAPTRAP: Would you look at that? A ladder. 1057 00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:16,589 Unfortunately, my design doesn't facilitate 1058 00:47:16,691 --> 00:47:18,257 this type of vertical travel. 1059 00:47:18,359 --> 00:47:19,350 Drats. 1060 00:47:19,452 --> 00:47:20,895 Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS) 1061 00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:24,698 - Well... - (FAINT THUD) 1062 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,329 - Destiny awaits. - CLAPTRAP: I'm fine! 1063 00:47:28,196 --> 00:47:30,430 KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup. 1064 00:47:30,532 --> 00:47:33,171 Chemical waste from the mining equipment. 1065 00:47:33,273 --> 00:47:35,501 It's corrosive enough to dissolve almost anything 1066 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,043 except the natural crystals in this cavern. 1067 00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:40,878 How are we gonna get through this? 1068 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,245 Well, it's not gonna be that way. 1069 00:47:43,347 --> 00:47:45,251 Looks like we gotta take the high road. 1070 00:47:45,353 --> 00:47:47,050 Krieg. 1071 00:47:47,152 --> 00:47:48,580 Let's see if we can grab this here. 1072 00:47:48,682 --> 00:47:50,623 CLAPTRAP: Luckily, my wheel's too large, 1073 00:47:50,725 --> 00:47:52,385 so I'll just watch you all melt 1074 00:47:52,487 --> 00:47:53,818 from a safe and reasonable distance. 1075 00:47:56,062 --> 00:47:58,058 You are small enough to get in there. 1076 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,527 Head through the tunnel, 1077 00:47:59,629 --> 00:48:01,934 locate the main access control panel and then unlock 1078 00:48:02,036 --> 00:48:03,604 - the door at the end. - CLAPTRAP: Can do! 1079 00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:05,369 - Quietly. - CLAPTRAP: No problem. 1080 00:48:05,471 --> 00:48:07,598 I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to each one of you 1081 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,542 in the most horrifying way possible. 1082 00:48:09,644 --> 00:48:12,073 All right, I'll go first. 1083 00:48:12,175 --> 00:48:14,306 - I got this. - No, I got it. 1084 00:48:14,408 --> 00:48:15,640 - I got it. - LILITH: Tina! 1085 00:48:15,743 --> 00:48:17,417 TINY TINA: Coming through! ROLAND: Hey, hey. 1086 00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:18,550 TINY TINA: Relax. 1087 00:48:18,652 --> 00:48:19,584 I'm the lightest. 1088 00:48:19,686 --> 00:48:21,186 - Tina! - Hey! 1089 00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:24,453 (KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING) 1090 00:48:25,856 --> 00:48:26,851 (LILITH SIGHS) 1091 00:48:28,595 --> 00:48:29,689 Ladies first. 1092 00:48:30,763 --> 00:48:32,065 Don't mind if I do. 1093 00:48:33,226 --> 00:48:33,968 (METAL RATTLING) 1094 00:48:41,344 --> 00:48:42,575 (SIZZLING) 1095 00:48:42,677 --> 00:48:43,637 - You all right? - Mm-hmm. 1096 00:48:46,206 --> 00:48:47,281 Be careful. 1097 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,312 (METAL CREAKING) 1098 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:54,912 (TANNIS EXHALES) 1099 00:48:56,688 --> 00:48:58,258 Guys. 1100 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,092 Look. 1101 00:49:02,629 --> 00:49:03,393 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1102 00:49:07,399 --> 00:49:10,263 TINY TINA: Hope blooms in the strangest places. 1103 00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:11,330 LILITH: It's kind of pretty. 1104 00:49:11,432 --> 00:49:12,506 CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished! 1105 00:49:12,608 --> 00:49:14,369 The door is unlocked. 1106 00:49:14,471 --> 00:49:15,909 ♪ Who's the best? I'm the best ♪ 1107 00:49:16,011 --> 00:49:17,644 ♪ Give me a job I pass the test ♪ 1108 00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:18,543 LILITH: Can't take him anywhere. 1109 00:49:18,645 --> 00:49:19,643 CLAPTRAP: Well? 1110 00:49:19,745 --> 00:49:20,740 You're welcome. 1111 00:49:21,882 --> 00:49:24,144 (SCOFFS) Impossible to please. 1112 00:49:24,246 --> 00:49:25,987 (SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1113 00:49:35,664 --> 00:49:37,463 KRIEG: Scream showers. 1114 00:49:37,565 --> 00:49:39,030 It's Bloodshots. 1115 00:49:39,132 --> 00:49:40,629 Yeah, their symbols are everywhere. 1116 00:49:40,731 --> 00:49:44,704 ROLAND: These are the Psychos other psychos are afraid of. 1117 00:49:44,806 --> 00:49:46,566 They're probably still here. 1118 00:49:46,668 --> 00:49:48,332 - Let's go find out. - (SOFTLY) No bombs. 1119 00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:49,843 I'll be surgical. 1120 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,837 There's only one of you in the world... 1121 00:49:53,681 --> 00:49:54,708 and you're special. 1122 00:49:57,614 --> 00:49:59,485 You guys sit tight. Wait for us to come back. 1123 00:49:59,587 --> 00:50:00,681 Come on, Lil. 1124 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,126 - (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING) 1125 00:50:17,872 --> 00:50:19,667 Dealt with Bloodshots before? 1126 00:50:20,509 --> 00:50:21,499 ROLAND: Once. 1127 00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:22,740 LILITH: How'd you make it out? 1128 00:50:22,842 --> 00:50:24,945 Kind words and hugs? 1129 00:50:25,047 --> 00:50:25,909 I don't know what it is that happens to 'em 1130 00:50:26,011 --> 00:50:27,609 when they're down here 1131 00:50:27,711 --> 00:50:29,314 but it's like they get hit with an extra dose of crazy. 1132 00:50:31,344 --> 00:50:32,619 (SCREAMING) 1133 00:50:32,721 --> 00:50:33,747 (BLOODSHOTS CHEERING) 1134 00:50:35,222 --> 00:50:36,981 BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh, salt the wound! 1135 00:50:40,161 --> 00:50:42,355 - There's too many to shoot. - Or blow up? 1136 00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:44,062 Well, we can't really blend in. 1137 00:50:44,164 --> 00:50:45,566 We don't look anything like them. 1138 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:46,929 Except you, handsome. 1139 00:50:47,031 --> 00:50:48,969 KRIEG: Thank you! 1140 00:50:49,072 --> 00:50:50,432 CLAPTRAP: Well, according to my calculations, 1141 00:50:50,534 --> 00:50:51,770 the odds of a successful stealth operation 1142 00:50:51,872 --> 00:50:53,173 in this scenario is... 1143 00:50:53,904 --> 00:50:55,773 0%? Wow! 1144 00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,475 You never see that! 1145 00:50:57,577 --> 00:50:59,911 Well, I guess that's it then. Back to the truck, right? 1146 00:51:00,013 --> 00:51:01,480 Did you factor in a distraction? 1147 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,947 Of course. 1148 00:51:03,049 --> 00:51:04,313 I analyzed 16 million versions 1149 00:51:04,415 --> 00:51:05,749 where one of you creates a distraction. 1150 00:51:05,851 --> 00:51:07,378 Total failure. 1151 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,887 No, not one of us. 1152 00:51:09,989 --> 00:51:11,325 Wait, who else is...? 1153 00:51:11,427 --> 00:51:12,927 Oh, no. 1154 00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:14,755 - (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) - (METAL CLANGING) 1155 00:51:18,734 --> 00:51:21,393 (LAUGHS) Coming through. 1156 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:22,268 (BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING) 1157 00:51:23,496 --> 00:51:24,237 CLAPTRAP: Hi, there. 1158 00:51:25,068 --> 00:51:26,305 How you doing? 1159 00:51:27,535 --> 00:51:29,472 (CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 1160 00:51:29,574 --> 00:51:31,772 Just a little nervous laughter to crack the ice. 1161 00:51:32,846 --> 00:51:34,607 BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny! 1162 00:51:34,709 --> 00:51:36,309 CLAPTRAP: Just rolling through town 1163 00:51:36,411 --> 00:51:37,778 looking for a good time. 1164 00:51:41,449 --> 00:51:42,755 Ladies and gentlemen! 1165 00:51:42,857 --> 00:51:44,587 Your attention, please. 1166 00:51:47,555 --> 00:51:49,127 I am here because I want to be 1167 00:51:49,229 --> 00:51:50,654 and not for a more justifiable reason 1168 00:51:50,756 --> 00:51:52,326 like trying to be a distraction. 1169 00:51:52,428 --> 00:51:54,264 Even though it makes no sense 1170 00:51:54,366 --> 00:51:55,802 for me to say what I'm about to say, 1171 00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,500 and even though anyone rational 1172 00:51:57,602 --> 00:51:59,704 would suspect it was just part of a crude plan, 1173 00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:00,975 I have decided 1174 00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:04,341 entirely on my own to say the following. 1175 00:52:04,443 --> 00:52:07,971 Y'all bitches need to eat your own butts 1176 00:52:08,074 --> 00:52:09,314 - with your poopy-mouth... - (MOUTHING ALONG) 1177 00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:11,645 ...ass-faces until you die from loser poisoning 1178 00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:15,448 like the stupid pus-crotches that you is. 1179 00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:17,558 - (GIGGLES) - (ROLAND SIGHS) 1180 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,656 (WEAPONS COCKING) 1181 00:52:19,758 --> 00:52:21,894 CLAPTRAP: Was that too much? It was too much, wasn't it? 1182 00:52:21,996 --> 00:52:23,391 What took it over the edge? 1183 00:52:23,493 --> 00:52:24,759 Was it the "poopy-mouth ass-faces"? 1184 00:52:26,635 --> 00:52:27,762 Stairs. Come on! 1185 00:52:30,003 --> 00:52:31,172 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1186 00:52:33,570 --> 00:52:35,132 CLAPTRAP: Not in the undercarriage! 1187 00:52:37,141 --> 00:52:38,179 My programming... 1188 00:52:40,773 --> 00:52:41,814 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 1189 00:52:41,916 --> 00:52:43,750 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1190 00:52:43,852 --> 00:52:45,478 Son of a... You got me! 1191 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:46,818 Okay, I'm dead. How about that? 1192 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,480 (CLAPTRAP SCREAMING) 1193 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,355 (BLOODSHOTS CHEERING) 1194 00:52:51,861 --> 00:52:53,150 Is he going to be all right? 1195 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:55,790 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1196 00:52:59,659 --> 00:53:01,893 CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan. 1197 00:53:01,996 --> 00:53:04,304 Who would have guessed they'd shoot me, right? 1198 00:53:05,973 --> 00:53:07,032 LILITH: Well, we survived. 1199 00:53:08,942 --> 00:53:10,541 So much for your 0%. 1200 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,742 CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet. 1201 00:53:15,842 --> 00:53:17,141 TANNIS: I think the key's in here. 1202 00:53:20,052 --> 00:53:21,351 TINY TINA: Sweet. 1203 00:53:21,453 --> 00:53:23,851 So, the key is in one of these crates. 1204 00:53:24,858 --> 00:53:25,853 One of these 1205 00:53:26,861 --> 00:53:29,029 kabillion crates. 1206 00:53:29,131 --> 00:53:31,561 Yeah, this is gonna take a minute. 1207 00:53:31,663 --> 00:53:32,797 CLAPTRAP: Four days if you work around the clock 1208 00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:34,399 which you can't, 1209 00:53:34,501 --> 00:53:36,602 because your bodies require rest every 16 hours. 1210 00:53:36,704 --> 00:53:37,896 Lazy! 1211 00:53:37,998 --> 00:53:40,037 Not if those psycho Raiders find us first. 1212 00:53:40,139 --> 00:53:42,207 Those are Bloodshots. 1213 00:53:42,309 --> 00:53:43,767 Raiders live above. Not down here. 1214 00:53:43,869 --> 00:53:45,276 There are no Raiders down here. 1215 00:53:45,378 --> 00:53:46,707 Tannis, nobody's talking about Raiders. 1216 00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:48,148 TINY TINA: What's the big deal about Raiders? 1217 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:49,379 TANNIS: I know, but you brought up Raiders. 1218 00:53:49,481 --> 00:53:51,084 ROLAND: How about we forget about it? 1219 00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:52,050 TINY TINA: Am I missing something here? 1220 00:53:52,152 --> 00:53:53,415 TANNIS: But I don't understand. 1221 00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:54,480 ROLAND: Forget about the Raiders! 1222 00:53:54,582 --> 00:53:55,718 Just forget about it. 1223 00:53:56,925 --> 00:53:57,753 TINY TINA: I'm sorry. 1224 00:54:01,223 --> 00:54:02,455 (SIGHS) 1225 00:54:02,557 --> 00:54:04,298 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1226 00:54:33,795 --> 00:54:35,253 I understand... 1227 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:37,264 - Bloodshots are down here. - You keep bringing up Raiders. 1228 00:54:37,366 --> 00:54:38,932 - Tannis, I swear to God... - LILITH: I found it. 1229 00:54:39,035 --> 00:54:40,999 - What? - LILITH: The second key. 1230 00:54:41,101 --> 00:54:42,927 TANNIS: How... How did...? 1231 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,438 I don't know. Just lucky, I guess. 1232 00:54:47,408 --> 00:54:48,700 ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see how lucky you are. 1233 00:54:48,802 --> 00:54:50,009 We still gotta get out of here. 1234 00:54:50,111 --> 00:54:51,710 There's an exit portal this way. 1235 00:54:51,812 --> 00:54:52,643 Come on. 1236 00:54:57,042 --> 00:54:57,945 - (FAINT CLINKING) - LILITH: Shh! 1237 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:00,618 (WHISPERS) What's that? 1238 00:55:03,815 --> 00:55:06,060 (CLAPTRAP STRAINING) 1239 00:55:06,162 --> 00:55:08,087 What? I'm expelling the excess lead. 1240 00:55:10,332 --> 00:55:12,031 Big bullet. Big bullet coming. There we go. 1241 00:55:12,133 --> 00:55:13,196 Can't you do this another time? 1242 00:55:13,298 --> 00:55:14,800 This has to happen now. 1243 00:55:14,902 --> 00:55:17,169 Don't judge me. 1244 00:55:17,271 --> 00:55:18,804 - (CLAPTRAP GROANING) - (LAUGHING) 1245 00:55:18,906 --> 00:55:20,139 (KRIEG LAUGHING) 1246 00:55:20,241 --> 00:55:21,170 CLAPTRAP: What? How is this funny? 1247 00:55:21,272 --> 00:55:22,572 You keep it down. 1248 00:55:22,674 --> 00:55:24,003 Do I judge you when you blast out a loaf? 1249 00:55:24,105 --> 00:55:25,346 - We don't wanna attract... - CLAPTRAP: Look out! 1250 00:55:26,914 --> 00:55:28,107 (GRUNTING) 1251 00:55:30,316 --> 00:55:31,481 - A little help? - (GRUNTS) 1252 00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:32,681 (ACE OF SPADES BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING) 1253 00:55:32,783 --> 00:55:33,813 - CLAPTRAP: Incoming! - (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1254 00:55:33,915 --> 00:55:35,889 ROLAND: Go, go! TANNIS: Okay, going now! 1255 00:55:35,991 --> 00:55:37,556 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1256 00:55:40,829 --> 00:55:42,660 (KRIEG GRUNTING) 1257 00:55:52,698 --> 00:55:53,473 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1258 00:56:00,882 --> 00:56:01,877 ROLAND: Tannis! 1259 00:56:03,709 --> 00:56:04,484 Thank you. 1260 00:56:05,350 --> 00:56:06,585 CLAPTRAP: On your left! 1261 00:56:07,051 --> 00:56:08,048 Wow! 1262 00:56:11,056 --> 00:56:12,052 (GRUNTS) 1263 00:56:14,021 --> 00:56:15,396 - (BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS) - (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1264 00:56:16,294 --> 00:56:17,591 (TINY TINA SCREAMS) 1265 00:56:17,693 --> 00:56:18,696 BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie! 1266 00:56:19,967 --> 00:56:21,061 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1267 00:56:24,905 --> 00:56:25,670 (GRUNTS) 1268 00:56:28,372 --> 00:56:29,776 What are you doing? 1269 00:56:29,878 --> 00:56:30,967 I needed a gun. 1270 00:56:31,069 --> 00:56:33,141 So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask! 1271 00:56:33,243 --> 00:56:34,606 Move! 1272 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:35,449 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1273 00:56:43,056 --> 00:56:44,348 That way! 1274 00:56:46,890 --> 00:56:48,952 CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS) We've got this, guys! 1275 00:56:49,054 --> 00:56:50,664 There's nothing we can't do! 1276 00:56:50,766 --> 00:56:51,756 Stairs! 1277 00:56:51,858 --> 00:56:52,898 Krieg, help me! I'm not... 1278 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,797 ROLAND: Go, go! 1279 00:56:55,036 --> 00:56:56,129 (CLAPTRAP GROANING) 1280 00:57:01,109 --> 00:57:02,102 (BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING) 1281 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,607 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1282 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:09,748 Lilith, I got you! 1283 00:57:09,850 --> 00:57:10,880 Go! 1284 00:57:15,287 --> 00:57:16,281 TINY TINA: Roland! 1285 00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:19,823 Watch out! 1286 00:57:20,763 --> 00:57:21,495 Go, go! 1287 00:57:32,204 --> 00:57:33,573 Time to go. 1288 00:57:35,110 --> 00:57:35,839 (BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING) 1289 00:57:40,648 --> 00:57:42,213 CLAPTRAP: I'm sure we're past the hard part. 1290 00:57:42,315 --> 00:57:43,407 TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay. 1291 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:49,347 (GROWLING) 1292 00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:52,757 ROLAND: Go, go, go! We gotta move! 1293 00:57:54,086 --> 00:57:55,628 (BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 1294 00:57:58,092 --> 00:58:00,696 TINY TINA: Let go of me! ROLAND: Tina! 1295 00:58:00,798 --> 00:58:02,726 TANNIS: Lilith! BLOODSHOT 1: Hello! 1296 00:58:02,828 --> 00:58:03,768 (LILITH GRUNTS) 1297 00:58:04,137 --> 00:58:05,132 (GUNSHOT) 1298 00:58:09,343 --> 00:58:10,476 CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way. 1299 00:58:10,578 --> 00:58:11,976 I have a tremendous sense of direction. 1300 00:58:12,078 --> 00:58:13,046 Oh, God! 1301 00:58:13,148 --> 00:58:14,273 (BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING) 1302 00:58:27,162 --> 00:58:27,891 BLOODSHOT 2: Help me! 1303 00:58:33,124 --> 00:58:34,326 TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me! 1304 00:58:35,534 --> 00:58:36,761 TANNIS: I found it! I found it! 1305 00:58:36,863 --> 00:58:37,863 There's an elevator! 1306 00:58:37,965 --> 00:58:39,738 Follow me. This way. Come on. 1307 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:44,104 - Roland! - ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go! 1308 00:58:44,206 --> 00:58:45,810 CLAPTRAP: Lilith! Don't leave me behind again! 1309 00:58:49,781 --> 00:58:51,816 There's a service elevator this way! 1310 00:58:55,485 --> 00:58:56,786 It's up here. 1311 00:58:56,888 --> 00:58:59,750 - This way. Oh, no. - ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go! 1312 00:58:59,852 --> 00:59:00,955 TANNIS: Shit! 1313 00:59:01,057 --> 00:59:02,752 This is gonna take some time. Hold this. 1314 00:59:02,855 --> 00:59:03,864 Claptrap! 1315 00:59:03,966 --> 00:59:05,288 I need help! 1316 00:59:05,390 --> 00:59:07,223 CLAPTRAP: Uh, in front of everyone? 1317 00:59:07,325 --> 00:59:08,431 TANNIS: Yes! CLAPTRAP: Look away! 1318 00:59:08,533 --> 00:59:10,796 Look away! I command you! 1319 00:59:10,898 --> 00:59:12,061 Krieg, we got company. 1320 00:59:12,163 --> 00:59:14,801 KRIEG: It's time to bleed! 1321 00:59:14,903 --> 00:59:16,071 - Come on! - I am trying! 1322 00:59:20,048 --> 00:59:21,111 Krieg, wait! 1323 00:59:21,213 --> 00:59:22,407 Krieg! 1324 00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:30,514 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1325 00:59:34,261 --> 00:59:35,418 It's not working. 1326 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,960 TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed to be smart? 1327 00:59:42,099 --> 00:59:43,302 BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you into a meat bicycle! 1328 00:59:43,404 --> 00:59:44,528 BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim! 1329 00:59:47,275 --> 00:59:48,899 (BLOODSHOTS CACKLING) 1330 00:59:49,001 --> 00:59:50,611 (LILITH STRAINING) 1331 00:59:53,279 --> 00:59:54,615 (WEAPON FIRING) 1332 00:59:55,249 --> 00:59:56,474 LILITH: Thanks, kid. 1333 00:59:58,418 --> 00:59:59,444 (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING) 1334 01:00:04,950 --> 01:00:06,625 LILITH: Tannis! 1335 01:00:06,727 --> 01:00:08,156 - How we doing? - TANNIS: I don't have it! 1336 01:00:09,394 --> 01:00:10,730 (METAL CREAKING) 1337 01:00:13,535 --> 01:00:14,426 BLOODSHOT 1: Come here, give me a kiss! 1338 01:00:15,103 --> 01:00:16,296 (SCREAMING) 1339 01:00:17,304 --> 01:00:18,837 Krieg! Pull back! 1340 01:00:29,281 --> 01:00:32,275 Go! Go! 1341 01:00:32,377 --> 01:00:34,248 BLOODSHOT 2: I regret everything! 1342 01:00:41,393 --> 01:00:43,321 TANNIS: Come on! 1343 01:00:43,423 --> 01:00:45,196 - LILITH: We gotta go. - It's not working. 1344 01:00:45,298 --> 01:00:46,029 Go, Tannis. 1345 01:00:47,567 --> 01:00:49,362 We have another wiring problem. 1346 01:00:50,436 --> 01:00:51,499 BLOODSHOT 3: Baby! 1347 01:00:51,601 --> 01:00:52,629 (METAL CREAKING) 1348 01:00:53,966 --> 01:00:54,708 ROLAND: Shit. 1349 01:00:56,305 --> 01:00:58,542 - Roland, what are you doing? - ROLAND: Fixing it. 1350 01:00:58,645 --> 01:01:00,038 - Get back here! - LILITH: Hey. 1351 01:01:00,140 --> 01:01:01,781 TINY TINA: No. Please don't. 1352 01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:04,476 - Roland! - Hey, Tina. 1353 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:07,611 I'll meet you at the vault. 1354 01:01:08,255 --> 01:01:09,217 I promise. 1355 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,319 - (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) - ROLAND: Tannis. 1356 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,959 - Hit it! - Okay, hitting! 1357 01:01:16,088 --> 01:01:16,961 (ELEVATOR CREAKING) 1358 01:01:19,199 --> 01:01:20,195 Roland! 1359 01:01:26,504 --> 01:01:28,231 All right, Bob. 1360 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,343 You ready to kick some ass? 1361 01:01:30,445 --> 01:01:32,376 (LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that. 1362 01:01:32,478 --> 01:01:33,472 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1363 01:01:34,513 --> 01:01:35,507 (BLOODSHOTS YELLING) 1364 01:01:38,210 --> 01:01:39,753 (TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING) 1365 01:01:47,228 --> 01:01:48,558 (EXHALES) 1366 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:50,262 (BLOODSHOTS CACKLING) 1367 01:01:50,364 --> 01:01:51,094 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 1368 01:01:54,202 --> 01:01:55,191 (SCREAMING) 1369 01:01:55,293 --> 01:01:57,034 (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1370 01:02:05,578 --> 01:02:07,608 (BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING) 1371 01:02:07,710 --> 01:02:08,749 (ALL SCREAMING) 1372 01:02:12,052 --> 01:02:14,414 TANNIS: The brakes are out! We are not slowing down! 1373 01:02:15,654 --> 01:02:16,680 We are not gonna make it! 1374 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,096 (ALL GASPING) 1375 01:02:28,027 --> 01:02:29,668 Teleportation. 1376 01:02:29,770 --> 01:02:31,568 I can move stuff with my mind, y'all. 1377 01:02:31,670 --> 01:02:32,635 CLAPTRAP: We're not dead? 1378 01:02:32,737 --> 01:02:34,437 I'm still enslaved? Drats. 1379 01:02:34,539 --> 01:02:36,006 (VOMITS, GROANS) 1380 01:02:36,108 --> 01:02:38,404 KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen. CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck! 1381 01:02:38,506 --> 01:02:40,972 I think the teleportation has made her quite ill. 1382 01:02:41,074 --> 01:02:42,313 How did you do that? 1383 01:02:42,415 --> 01:02:43,976 I don't know. 1384 01:02:44,078 --> 01:02:45,948 Just kind of happened. 1385 01:02:46,050 --> 01:02:48,013 Hey, Roland's gonna be okay, right? 1386 01:02:48,115 --> 01:02:49,447 He's an elite soldier. 1387 01:02:49,549 --> 01:02:51,825 If anyone can get out of that, it's him. 1388 01:02:54,289 --> 01:02:55,527 - Where are we? - (STATIC OVER DEVICE) 1389 01:02:55,629 --> 01:02:57,862 I can't get a read on ECHOnet. 1390 01:02:57,964 --> 01:03:00,161 But it looks like we're in an old mine. 1391 01:03:00,263 --> 01:03:02,660 LILITH: Maybe we find some shelter inside. 1392 01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:06,598 (CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE) 1393 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,140 (SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING) 1394 01:03:26,726 --> 01:03:28,325 TANNIS: I've combined the keys. 1395 01:03:28,427 --> 01:03:29,423 Look. 1396 01:03:33,428 --> 01:03:35,193 LILITH: What's that? Some kind of a map? 1397 01:03:35,295 --> 01:03:36,694 TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it? 1398 01:03:37,735 --> 01:03:39,136 It isn't just a key. 1399 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:42,669 And right there... 1400 01:03:42,772 --> 01:03:43,976 The vault? 1401 01:03:45,337 --> 01:03:46,371 TANNIS: It is a shame 1402 01:03:46,473 --> 01:03:48,145 your mother is not here to see this. 1403 01:03:49,650 --> 01:03:51,514 It was there the whole time. 1404 01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:52,917 Apparently. 1405 01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:54,485 LILITH: I've seen that before somewhere. 1406 01:03:54,587 --> 01:03:55,853 TANNIS: Firehawk. 1407 01:03:55,955 --> 01:03:58,716 Eridian goddess, protector of the planet. 1408 01:04:02,998 --> 01:04:06,163 Well, it's all a bit pointless without the third piece. 1409 01:04:07,293 --> 01:04:08,462 Oh, well, we have it. 1410 01:04:12,538 --> 01:04:14,264 She's the key. 1411 01:04:14,366 --> 01:04:16,101 The elevator confirmed it. 1412 01:04:16,203 --> 01:04:17,609 That was a phasewalk. 1413 01:04:17,711 --> 01:04:19,245 Only an Eridian could do that. 1414 01:04:19,347 --> 01:04:20,403 Wait a minute. 1415 01:04:20,505 --> 01:04:21,613 If she's a piece of the key, 1416 01:04:21,715 --> 01:04:23,074 what happens when she opens it? 1417 01:04:23,176 --> 01:04:24,379 I assumed you knew. 1418 01:04:25,686 --> 01:04:27,050 Did your mother never tell you? 1419 01:04:27,153 --> 01:04:29,613 I was eight. I can barely remember her face. 1420 01:04:29,715 --> 01:04:32,616 When the daughter of Eridia places the key, 1421 01:04:32,718 --> 01:04:34,851 the pieces are consumed and the vault opens. 1422 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:41,129 Now, I don't necessarily believe that means kill her. 1423 01:04:41,231 --> 01:04:42,699 But you're prepared to take that risk. 1424 01:04:42,801 --> 01:04:44,366 Well, we have no choice. 1425 01:04:45,231 --> 01:04:46,767 Either we take her 1426 01:04:46,869 --> 01:04:48,238 or Atlas does. 1427 01:04:50,373 --> 01:04:52,275 There is no salvation without sacrifice. 1428 01:05:02,555 --> 01:05:03,553 (ROLAND GRUNTS) 1429 01:05:03,655 --> 01:05:06,883 Worst orgy ever. 1430 01:05:07,493 --> 01:05:08,456 (GROANS) 1431 01:05:11,564 --> 01:05:14,033 (GRUNTING) 1432 01:05:19,672 --> 01:05:20,765 Rest in peace, Bob. 1433 01:05:31,848 --> 01:05:33,917 Oh, shit. 1434 01:05:34,019 --> 01:05:35,483 (SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC CONTINUES) 1435 01:05:45,864 --> 01:05:47,792 Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS) 1436 01:05:47,894 --> 01:05:49,668 I thought for a moment there you had rigor mortis. 1437 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:51,196 It was a really nice moment. 1438 01:05:51,298 --> 01:05:52,971 I'll treasure it always. 1439 01:05:53,073 --> 01:05:55,167 Also, I scavenged the final parts I needed 1440 01:05:55,269 --> 01:05:56,701 from a dead transformer, 1441 01:05:56,803 --> 01:05:59,738 and fixed the thing you so recklessly destroyed. 1442 01:06:05,453 --> 01:06:06,184 (KRIEG SNORING) 1443 01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:12,456 You didn't press this, did you? 1444 01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:14,288 I did not. 1445 01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:15,952 I can crush it again if you'd like. 1446 01:06:17,626 --> 01:06:20,163 Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap. You're indispensable." 1447 01:06:20,266 --> 01:06:23,168 Thank you, Lilith. Your praise warms my soul. 1448 01:06:27,574 --> 01:06:28,668 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1449 01:06:30,677 --> 01:06:31,506 (DEVICE SHATTERS) 1450 01:06:34,474 --> 01:06:36,214 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1451 01:06:46,691 --> 01:06:47,687 Lilith. 1452 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,031 Have you broken the beacon I gave you? 1453 01:06:54,430 --> 01:06:57,862 Ah, this thing was junk the whole time. 1454 01:06:58,505 --> 01:06:59,703 (SCOFFS) 1455 01:06:59,805 --> 01:07:01,039 ATLAS: Not at all. 1456 01:07:01,141 --> 01:07:03,843 It was a highly accurate tracking device 1457 01:07:03,945 --> 01:07:06,536 that has led me right to you and Tina. 1458 01:07:06,639 --> 01:07:07,704 Now, I was beginning to think 1459 01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:09,382 that she would elude me forever. 1460 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:10,614 She's smart. 1461 01:07:10,716 --> 01:07:12,679 She is mine. 1462 01:07:16,614 --> 01:07:17,715 And the Crimson Lance 1463 01:07:17,817 --> 01:07:18,958 are on their way to collect her now. 1464 01:07:19,061 --> 01:07:20,723 If you come after her, I'll destroy the key. 1465 01:07:20,825 --> 01:07:21,792 No, you won't. 1466 01:07:21,894 --> 01:07:23,525 Because if you did, 1467 01:07:25,558 --> 01:07:26,857 then I would have to kill 1468 01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,693 the rest of that heroic band of vault hunters 1469 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:31,770 she's been slumming around with. 1470 01:07:31,872 --> 01:07:33,904 And I promise you, Lilith, 1471 01:07:34,006 --> 01:07:35,438 they won't be quick deaths. 1472 01:07:37,841 --> 01:07:39,178 Good. 1473 01:07:39,879 --> 01:07:41,243 Glad to see you making 1474 01:07:41,345 --> 01:07:43,545 the smart choice for once. (CHUCKLES) 1475 01:07:44,917 --> 01:07:46,578 And when this is over, 1476 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,253 you'll be paid what we agreed on. 1477 01:07:50,823 --> 01:07:51,718 Thank you, Lilith. 1478 01:08:01,435 --> 01:08:03,629 Oh. 1479 01:08:03,732 --> 01:08:06,499 Tina, look, I know how this must look, but... 1480 01:08:06,601 --> 01:08:09,208 I'm the only one who can open the vault. 1481 01:08:11,245 --> 01:08:14,906 And I'm gonna use whatever is inside to kill him. 1482 01:08:19,746 --> 01:08:21,413 Too bad you won't be around to see it. 1483 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:23,120 - Wait. - Enjoy your freedom. 1484 01:08:23,222 --> 01:08:24,487 - (EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS) - Tina. Tina, no! 1485 01:08:43,907 --> 01:08:44,969 (GROANS) 1486 01:08:49,948 --> 01:08:51,316 (CLAPTRAP WHOOPING) 1487 01:08:52,454 --> 01:08:53,285 (SIGHS) 1488 01:08:57,726 --> 01:08:59,456 (VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE) 1489 01:09:02,895 --> 01:09:03,625 (STOPS VOCALIZING) 1490 01:09:06,801 --> 01:09:07,530 I'm dancing because... 1491 01:09:08,735 --> 01:09:10,167 you're alive. 1492 01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:11,669 Not because I thought you were dead. 1493 01:09:11,771 --> 01:09:13,035 Heartwarming. 1494 01:09:13,137 --> 01:09:14,469 Where are the others? 1495 01:09:14,571 --> 01:09:15,904 They found a truck in the village and left. 1496 01:09:16,006 --> 01:09:17,001 Without me. 1497 01:09:18,140 --> 01:09:19,278 What village? 1498 01:09:22,679 --> 01:09:23,980 CLAPTRAP: This must have been one of the original 1499 01:09:24,082 --> 01:09:25,350 Pandoran settlements. 1500 01:09:25,983 --> 01:09:27,220 How quaint. 1501 01:09:29,856 --> 01:09:31,048 I know this place. 1502 01:09:32,485 --> 01:09:33,226 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1503 01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:40,063 (SCREAMING) 1504 01:09:40,165 --> 01:09:42,158 (TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING) 1505 01:09:48,474 --> 01:09:50,005 LILITH'S MOM: Come on. Come on. Leave it. 1506 01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:51,376 Come on, sweetie. 1507 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,779 TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith! 1508 01:09:54,881 --> 01:09:56,139 Come on! Come on! 1509 01:09:57,677 --> 01:09:59,377 Remember I will always love you! 1510 01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:00,220 YOUNG LILITH: Mama! 1511 01:10:00,950 --> 01:10:02,552 No! 1512 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:11,858 CLAPTRAP: Hey, where are you going? 1513 01:10:12,963 --> 01:10:13,926 Lilith. 1514 01:10:14,734 --> 01:10:15,499 Lilith! 1515 01:10:32,512 --> 01:10:34,113 Is this your home? 1516 01:10:34,215 --> 01:10:35,211 Yeah. 1517 01:10:36,187 --> 01:10:38,291 I used to live here once. 1518 01:10:54,007 --> 01:10:55,539 CLAPTRAP: This place is... 1519 01:10:57,036 --> 01:10:59,873 reminiscent of something deep in my files. 1520 01:11:03,245 --> 01:11:04,713 That drawing... 1521 01:11:06,614 --> 01:11:08,288 (POWERING DOWN) I feel strange. 1522 01:11:14,794 --> 01:11:15,790 Lilith. 1523 01:11:16,696 --> 01:11:17,495 Mom? 1524 01:11:18,933 --> 01:11:20,157 If you're seeing this... 1525 01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:23,930 I'm afraid I didn't make it. 1526 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:28,873 I'm so sorry that I sent you away. 1527 01:11:28,975 --> 01:11:30,442 I didn't want to. 1528 01:11:31,903 --> 01:11:33,878 But as soon as I realized 1529 01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:35,639 what you are, 1530 01:11:35,741 --> 01:11:37,009 what you might become... 1531 01:11:38,650 --> 01:11:41,420 I knew you'd never be safe here on Pandora. 1532 01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:44,784 But if you ever return, 1533 01:11:44,887 --> 01:11:47,756 I've made sure that Claptrap will find you, 1534 01:11:48,787 --> 01:11:50,792 help you understand... 1535 01:11:51,998 --> 01:11:52,992 your destiny. 1536 01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:55,159 (GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM) 1537 01:11:57,972 --> 01:12:00,032 Lilith, I love you. 1538 01:12:05,746 --> 01:12:06,709 (CRYING) 1539 01:12:10,081 --> 01:12:11,208 I wish... 1540 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:16,180 I could hold you one last time. 1541 01:12:27,702 --> 01:12:28,467 Tina! 1542 01:12:31,536 --> 01:12:34,168 CLAPTRAP: Whoa. That was weird. (LAUGHS) 1543 01:12:34,270 --> 01:12:36,272 I blacked out. 1544 01:12:36,374 --> 01:12:39,176 Did something important happen? 1545 01:12:39,279 --> 01:12:40,413 - (WIND BLOWING) - (TANNIS GASPS) 1546 01:12:41,981 --> 01:12:42,877 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1547 01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:54,185 (DEVICE BEEPING) 1548 01:13:01,198 --> 01:13:02,996 (BEEPING FASTER) 1549 01:13:04,831 --> 01:13:06,272 TANNIS: It's saying it's here. 1550 01:13:06,374 --> 01:13:07,764 TINY TINA: All I'm seeing is some holes. 1551 01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:09,439 Are you sure this is it? 1552 01:13:09,541 --> 01:13:10,770 TANNIS: I don't know. It's somewhere. 1553 01:13:10,872 --> 01:13:12,208 TINY TINA: Okay, what does it look like? 1554 01:13:12,310 --> 01:13:14,172 TANNIS: Big. It's an arch. 1555 01:13:15,976 --> 01:13:17,942 It's here somewhere. I know it's here. 1556 01:13:18,044 --> 01:13:19,042 TINY TINA: How do you know it's here? 1557 01:13:19,144 --> 01:13:21,143 TANNIS: Because I'm feeling emotion. 1558 01:13:21,245 --> 01:13:22,585 TINY TINA: Can you be more specific? 1559 01:13:22,688 --> 01:13:24,653 - Thing of power! - Not right now, Krieg. Please. 1560 01:13:24,756 --> 01:13:26,759 - Okay, I get it... - But that means something! 1561 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:27,992 No, no, no! 1562 01:13:28,094 --> 01:13:29,462 I'm not following. 1563 01:13:31,063 --> 01:13:32,091 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1564 01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:40,968 (TANNIS GRUNTS) 1565 01:13:44,277 --> 01:13:46,611 Krieg, you genius. You found it! 1566 01:13:48,006 --> 01:13:49,746 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1567 01:14:04,762 --> 01:14:06,323 I have to warn you, this might kill you. 1568 01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:09,200 Me? (CHUCKLES) 1569 01:14:09,302 --> 01:14:12,196 Nah, kid. I'm the special one. 1570 01:14:12,298 --> 01:14:14,606 Whatever this is, it's gonna make me invincible. 1571 01:14:25,217 --> 01:14:26,585 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1572 01:14:30,256 --> 01:14:32,250 (STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING) 1573 01:14:39,296 --> 01:14:40,500 (MUSIC FADES) 1574 01:14:43,102 --> 01:14:44,097 (SIGHING) 1575 01:14:46,931 --> 01:14:48,704 What just happened? 1576 01:14:48,806 --> 01:14:51,203 I'm the special one. It should do something. 1577 01:14:55,312 --> 01:14:56,615 Apparently not. 1578 01:14:57,843 --> 01:14:59,084 (CLAPPING NEARBY) 1579 01:14:59,186 --> 01:15:00,685 ATLAS: Well done, Tina. 1580 01:15:01,285 --> 01:15:02,313 Well done. 1581 01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:07,857 Amazing effort. 1582 01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,798 (BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING) 1583 01:15:16,368 --> 01:15:18,131 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1584 01:15:26,779 --> 01:15:28,678 You survived the worst planet in the galaxy. 1585 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:31,943 You found the key and the vault itself. 1586 01:15:32,045 --> 01:15:33,916 You've made your father so proud. 1587 01:15:37,321 --> 01:15:38,481 Commander Knoxx, 1588 01:15:39,888 --> 01:15:41,357 I need her nervous system intact. 1589 01:15:41,459 --> 01:15:43,057 Keep the organs on ice. 1590 01:15:44,996 --> 01:15:47,061 Perhaps we'll have better luck with the next clone. 1591 01:15:48,334 --> 01:15:49,668 ROLAND: Hey, asshole. 1592 01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,946 That was quite an entrance, Roland. 1593 01:16:01,048 --> 01:16:02,306 You miss me? 1594 01:16:02,408 --> 01:16:04,441 You might have saved the day if it wasn't for... 1595 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,411 my Atlas auto shield. 1596 01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:14,819 Kill them all. 1597 01:16:14,921 --> 01:16:16,189 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1598 01:16:20,529 --> 01:16:21,634 Hold your fire. 1599 01:16:22,234 --> 01:16:23,434 That's an order. 1600 01:16:23,536 --> 01:16:24,762 SOLDIER: You heard the commander. 1601 01:16:24,864 --> 01:16:25,770 Weapons down. 1602 01:16:32,071 --> 01:16:32,975 KNOXX: Roland, you were right. 1603 01:16:35,247 --> 01:16:36,246 I should've... 1604 01:16:36,348 --> 01:16:37,474 (TINY TINA GASPS) 1605 01:16:40,118 --> 01:16:41,347 No! 1606 01:16:41,449 --> 01:16:42,446 No! 1607 01:16:44,082 --> 01:16:45,383 Any other objections? 1608 01:16:46,292 --> 01:16:47,583 LILITH: Just one! 1609 01:16:49,957 --> 01:16:52,130 That you continue breathing. 1610 01:16:52,232 --> 01:16:53,597 But I'll allow it 1611 01:16:53,699 --> 01:16:55,668 if you let my friends go in peace. 1612 01:16:57,127 --> 01:16:58,500 And tell me, Lilith, 1613 01:16:58,602 --> 01:17:00,332 just why would I do that? 1614 01:17:03,576 --> 01:17:05,172 Because I'm the daughter of Eridia. 1615 01:17:07,075 --> 01:17:08,806 I've seen that before somewhere. 1616 01:17:08,908 --> 01:17:09,939 TANNIS: Firehawk. 1617 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:11,315 Eridian goddess. 1618 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:12,751 It's your planet, Lilith. 1619 01:17:13,617 --> 01:17:14,813 You have to protect it. 1620 01:17:14,915 --> 01:17:16,687 MOXXI: Mama loved you. 1621 01:17:16,789 --> 01:17:19,048 She always told me how special you were. 1622 01:17:19,150 --> 01:17:21,286 LILITH: I found it. 1623 01:17:21,388 --> 01:17:22,391 TANNIS: How did...? LILITH: I don't know. 1624 01:17:22,493 --> 01:17:24,290 Just lucky, I guess. 1625 01:17:28,998 --> 01:17:30,500 CLAPTRAP: Daughter of Eridia, baby! 1626 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:32,203 Bet you didn't see that coming! 1627 01:17:32,305 --> 01:17:33,035 (CLAPTRAP LAUGHS) 1628 01:17:34,976 --> 01:17:35,966 But... 1629 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:36,973 But I'm the special one. 1630 01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:39,338 Oh, you are. 1631 01:17:40,513 --> 01:17:41,681 Just not the way you thought. 1632 01:17:43,316 --> 01:17:44,310 I open the vault... 1633 01:17:45,483 --> 01:17:46,312 the girl goes free. 1634 01:17:49,014 --> 01:17:50,848 You open the vault 1635 01:17:50,950 --> 01:17:52,384 and you all go free. 1636 01:17:53,359 --> 01:17:54,518 You have my word. 1637 01:17:56,628 --> 01:17:58,560 TANNIS: I just figured it out. 1638 01:17:58,662 --> 01:18:01,399 Your mother gave you to me 1639 01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:02,931 to take you away from here, 1640 01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:05,529 so you would never have to open that vault. 1641 01:18:05,631 --> 01:18:06,871 CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY) Well, that worked out great. 1642 01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:10,006 I have to open it. 1643 01:18:13,304 --> 01:18:15,112 No salvation without sacrifice. 1644 01:18:15,215 --> 01:18:16,243 Remember? 1645 01:18:17,613 --> 01:18:18,641 But you can't. 1646 01:18:19,186 --> 01:18:20,183 You can't. 1647 01:18:20,286 --> 01:18:21,644 It's fine. 1648 01:18:22,222 --> 01:18:23,316 You're safe. 1649 01:18:24,488 --> 01:18:25,483 And, Tina, 1650 01:18:26,492 --> 01:18:28,351 memories are more powerful 1651 01:18:28,453 --> 01:18:31,296 than anything Atlas could ever create. 1652 01:18:31,398 --> 01:18:33,925 Now, you got one of me. 1653 01:18:34,027 --> 01:18:35,768 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1654 01:19:10,427 --> 01:19:12,200 (SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1655 01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:31,087 (KRIEG GRUNTS) 1656 01:19:46,132 --> 01:19:47,433 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1657 01:19:49,274 --> 01:19:50,601 Yes. 1658 01:20:03,787 --> 01:20:05,380 Tannis, what's happening? 1659 01:20:05,482 --> 01:20:07,225 The Eridians have delivered us 1660 01:20:07,327 --> 01:20:08,987 a champion. 1661 01:20:09,089 --> 01:20:10,357 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1662 01:20:13,565 --> 01:20:15,296 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1663 01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:27,136 The legends were true. 1664 01:20:27,238 --> 01:20:28,413 She's the Firehawk. 1665 01:20:28,515 --> 01:20:30,014 Lilith, can you hear me? 1666 01:20:31,782 --> 01:20:34,711 Take me into the vault. 1667 01:20:34,813 --> 01:20:36,955 If you won't, I'm going to have to hurt your friends. 1668 01:20:38,522 --> 01:20:39,555 (GRUNTS) 1669 01:20:39,657 --> 01:20:40,651 (SOLDIER SCREAMS) 1670 01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:42,592 Pull me up! 1671 01:20:42,694 --> 01:20:43,687 TINY TINA: Lilith, help! 1672 01:20:44,629 --> 01:20:45,359 (TINY TINA SCREAMS) 1673 01:21:04,212 --> 01:21:06,182 - Make it rain, Tina! - (GRUNTS) 1674 01:21:14,294 --> 01:21:15,359 Attack! 1675 01:21:15,461 --> 01:21:16,192 (ALL YELLING) 1676 01:21:20,699 --> 01:21:21,930 Are you guys shooting? 1677 01:21:22,032 --> 01:21:23,394 I'm sorry, I didn't feel a thing. 1678 01:21:23,496 --> 01:21:24,268 You get a bullet. You get a bullet. 1679 01:21:24,371 --> 01:21:25,597 Run, run. 1680 01:21:27,572 --> 01:21:30,602 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1681 01:21:32,706 --> 01:21:34,606 CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary ninja assassin mode activated. 1682 01:21:36,474 --> 01:21:38,777 Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS) 1683 01:21:38,879 --> 01:21:40,111 (GRUNTS) 1684 01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:41,877 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1685 01:21:44,887 --> 01:21:46,189 (LILITH GROANING) 1686 01:21:57,603 --> 01:21:59,235 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1687 01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:05,142 (GRUNTS) 1688 01:22:08,382 --> 01:22:10,048 (LAUGHING) 1689 01:22:29,436 --> 01:22:30,728 (EXHALING) 1690 01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:33,896 Lilith. Lilith! 1691 01:22:35,737 --> 01:22:36,976 No! 1692 01:22:37,776 --> 01:22:39,572 Lilith, can you hear me? 1693 01:22:42,449 --> 01:22:44,181 (SCREAMING) 1694 01:22:47,953 --> 01:22:49,285 Well, it was fun while it lasted. 1695 01:22:54,321 --> 01:22:56,787 TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith. 1696 01:23:04,437 --> 01:23:05,202 Lilith. 1697 01:23:06,396 --> 01:23:07,336 Please wake up. 1698 01:23:08,839 --> 01:23:10,537 LILITH: Tannis, run. 1699 01:23:12,478 --> 01:23:13,210 (GRUNTS) 1700 01:23:15,614 --> 01:23:16,345 (EXHALES) 1701 01:23:19,916 --> 01:23:21,152 (GUNS POWERING UP) 1702 01:23:30,794 --> 01:23:31,987 (STRAINING) 1703 01:23:41,474 --> 01:23:42,737 (ROARS) 1704 01:23:42,839 --> 01:23:45,044 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1705 01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:51,215 (GROANS) 1706 01:23:53,017 --> 01:23:55,648 KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me! 1707 01:24:01,824 --> 01:24:03,018 (GRUNTS) 1708 01:24:10,528 --> 01:24:12,269 CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run! 1709 01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:16,174 - (SOLDIER EXCLAIMS) - (GASPS) 1710 01:24:20,747 --> 01:24:21,740 SOLDIER: Go! Move, move! 1711 01:24:29,688 --> 01:24:30,452 ROLAND: Shit! 1712 01:24:45,397 --> 01:24:46,534 (TANNIS COUGHING) 1713 01:24:52,109 --> 01:24:53,475 CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive. 1714 01:24:54,009 --> 01:24:55,779 I'm alive! 1715 01:24:55,881 --> 01:24:57,413 This guy, not so much. 1716 01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:03,914 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1717 01:25:05,954 --> 01:25:06,953 A siren. 1718 01:25:07,055 --> 01:25:08,050 ROLAND: Tina! 1719 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:09,557 Tina! 1720 01:25:10,563 --> 01:25:11,559 Tina! 1721 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:17,235 Tannis, where's Tina? 1722 01:25:17,802 --> 01:25:18,797 ATLAS: Lilith! 1723 01:25:20,975 --> 01:25:23,004 I warned you not to disappoint me. 1724 01:25:23,106 --> 01:25:25,609 Take me to the vault now. 1725 01:25:25,711 --> 01:25:27,443 (WHIMPERING) 1726 01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:48,926 CLAPTRAP: Well, shit. 1727 01:25:51,936 --> 01:25:53,029 (TINY TINA GRUNTING) 1728 01:26:00,009 --> 01:26:01,836 Let go of me! 1729 01:26:01,938 --> 01:26:03,182 Keep struggling and I'll kill you. 1730 01:26:08,984 --> 01:26:10,846 Lilith! 1731 01:26:10,948 --> 01:26:12,015 (VOICE ECHOES) Lilith, show yourself! 1732 01:26:13,784 --> 01:26:15,293 Show yourself or I kill her! 1733 01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:17,625 I'll do it! 1734 01:26:18,522 --> 01:26:19,658 Believe me. 1735 01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:20,958 LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES) Oh, I believe you. 1736 01:26:22,494 --> 01:26:23,730 ATLAS: Ah, Lilith. 1737 01:26:25,496 --> 01:26:26,238 This is... 1738 01:26:30,006 --> 01:26:31,375 unbelievable. 1739 01:26:34,543 --> 01:26:36,842 So much more than I ever imagined. 1740 01:26:40,013 --> 01:26:43,587 The treasures of a race who once ruled the galaxies. 1741 01:26:43,689 --> 01:26:44,685 Look. 1742 01:26:47,158 --> 01:26:49,261 The power. Can you feel it? 1743 01:26:50,059 --> 01:26:51,494 Can you... 1744 01:26:53,901 --> 01:26:55,597 LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it. 1745 01:26:56,895 --> 01:26:59,771 Honestly, it makes me a little sick. 1746 01:26:59,873 --> 01:27:01,597 You'll get used to it. 1747 01:27:01,699 --> 01:27:03,198 LILITH: Yeah. You see... 1748 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:06,168 I have something that a man like you will never have. 1749 01:27:08,978 --> 01:27:09,941 Enough. 1750 01:27:13,251 --> 01:27:14,418 ATLAS: Lilith. LILITH: Over here. 1751 01:27:16,756 --> 01:27:17,655 Lose something? 1752 01:27:17,757 --> 01:27:18,752 (POWERS DOWN) 1753 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:20,556 Tina! 1754 01:27:21,695 --> 01:27:22,723 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1755 01:27:27,031 --> 01:27:27,794 TINY TINA: Ta-da. 1756 01:27:29,570 --> 01:27:30,302 (GROANS) 1757 01:27:31,936 --> 01:27:33,000 LILITH: Bye-bye. 1758 01:27:33,102 --> 01:27:34,831 No, Lilith. 1759 01:27:34,933 --> 01:27:35,934 - Lilith, please. - LILITH: Don't worry. 1760 01:27:37,274 --> 01:27:38,904 You won't get lonely down here. 1761 01:27:40,746 --> 01:27:41,976 No. No. 1762 01:27:42,078 --> 01:27:43,813 No, no, no. No! 1763 01:27:43,915 --> 01:27:45,383 Lilith! Tina! 1764 01:27:46,049 --> 01:27:48,582 No, no, no! 1765 01:27:48,684 --> 01:27:50,080 - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - (CREATURE ROARING) 1766 01:27:57,863 --> 01:27:58,990 (SCREAMING) 1767 01:28:03,132 --> 01:28:04,732 (CROWD CHEERING) 1768 01:28:07,207 --> 01:28:08,934 (LIKE SUGAR BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING) 1769 01:28:15,279 --> 01:28:16,414 ♪ It's like sugar ♪ 1770 01:28:17,950 --> 01:28:18,614 ♪ So sweet ♪ 1771 01:28:21,579 --> 01:28:22,618 (ULULATING) 1772 01:28:24,224 --> 01:28:26,055 CLAPTRAP: Excuse me! Coming through. 1773 01:28:26,157 --> 01:28:27,986 Make way for the hero! 1774 01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:31,286 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1775 01:28:32,126 --> 01:28:33,555 Hey. 1776 01:28:33,657 --> 01:28:34,432 You hear that? 1777 01:28:35,295 --> 01:28:36,662 What? 1778 01:28:36,764 --> 01:28:40,262 That I think is what peace sounds like. 1779 01:28:41,632 --> 01:28:42,374 (ROLAND SCOFFS) 1780 01:28:43,008 --> 01:28:44,035 ROLAND: Enjoy it. 1781 01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:46,174 Let's make it last. 1782 01:28:46,276 --> 01:28:47,872 I made you a little tea. 1783 01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:49,843 I thought you might be a little dehydrated. 1784 01:29:02,193 --> 01:29:03,956 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1785 01:29:21,213 --> 01:29:22,947 All right, guys. Let's, um... 1786 01:29:23,049 --> 01:29:24,213 Let's join the party. 1787 01:29:24,315 --> 01:29:27,084 CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray! 1788 01:29:27,186 --> 01:29:30,178 Whoops. Premature celebration. 1789 01:29:30,281 --> 01:29:31,546 - That's never happened before. - (ALL LAUGHING) 1790 01:29:31,649 --> 01:29:32,688 You ready? 1791 01:29:34,060 --> 01:29:35,121 We'll meet you there. 1792 01:29:35,224 --> 01:29:36,893 I got you. 1793 01:29:36,995 --> 01:29:37,962 Come on, Krieg. 1794 01:29:38,064 --> 01:29:39,063 Time to go get drunk. 1795 01:29:39,165 --> 01:29:41,092 KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta. 1796 01:29:44,870 --> 01:29:45,602 So... 1797 01:29:47,169 --> 01:29:48,165 Uh... 1798 01:29:49,140 --> 01:29:50,574 I don't think so. 1799 01:29:51,339 --> 01:29:52,942 Come on. (SIGHS) 1800 01:29:53,044 --> 01:29:53,874 Do the thing. 1801 01:29:56,379 --> 01:29:58,108 I'm a bit old, I think, 1802 01:29:58,210 --> 01:30:00,952 to be setting myself on fire for your amusement. 1803 01:30:01,054 --> 01:30:02,212 You know you want to. 1804 01:30:05,721 --> 01:30:06,717 LILITH: Let me tell you everything 1805 01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:09,087 you need to know about Pandora. 1806 01:30:10,062 --> 01:30:10,795 She's dangerous. 1807 01:30:10,897 --> 01:30:12,286 She's dirty. 1808 01:30:12,389 --> 01:30:14,763 And she's definitely a toxic waste dump. 1809 01:30:16,234 --> 01:30:17,931 But, she's my home. 1810 01:30:22,041 --> 01:30:23,832 (CLAPTRAP SCOFFS) 1811 01:30:23,934 --> 01:30:25,510 CLAPTRAP: What a show-off. 1812 01:30:25,612 --> 01:30:26,806 (SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING) 1813 01:30:26,908 --> 01:30:29,547 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1814 01:30:31,342 --> 01:30:33,375 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1815 01:30:35,288 --> 01:30:38,314 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1816 01:30:39,922 --> 01:30:44,892 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1817 01:31:05,276 --> 01:31:08,344 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1818 01:31:10,051 --> 01:31:13,523 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1819 01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:16,858 ♪ I'm waiting, praying Patiently ♪ 1820 01:31:18,631 --> 01:31:21,357 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1821 01:31:24,801 --> 01:31:27,605 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1822 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,367 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1823 01:31:33,346 --> 01:31:36,207 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1824 01:31:38,178 --> 01:31:40,618 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1825 01:31:44,016 --> 01:31:47,020 ♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪ 1826 01:31:49,090 --> 01:31:52,223 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1827 01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:16,984 ♪ If evil lays Its hands on me ♪ 1828 01:32:18,889 --> 01:32:20,691 ♪ Shine a little light On my soul ♪ 1829 01:32:22,694 --> 01:32:25,663 ♪ I'm waiting, praying Patiently ♪ 1830 01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:29,859 Woo-hoo! Check these moves. 1831 01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,067 I come to dance, mofo. 1832 01:32:32,170 --> 01:32:33,434 (WHOOPING) 1833 01:32:33,536 --> 01:32:36,031 (EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY) 1834 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:37,736 Twerk it. Work it out, now. 1835 01:32:37,838 --> 01:32:38,902 Do the Claptrap. It's my... 1836 01:32:39,004 --> 01:32:40,408 Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no! 1837 01:32:40,510 --> 01:32:42,079 What's goin' on here? No! 1838 01:32:42,181 --> 01:32:43,113 It's my Easter egg! 1839 01:32:43,215 --> 01:32:44,444 Ah! You son of a... 1840 01:32:44,546 --> 01:32:46,440 Don't make me leave! 1841 01:32:46,543 --> 01:32:48,910 Not when I'm giving the people what they want! 1842 01:32:49,012 --> 01:32:50,754 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1843 01:33:38,238 --> 01:33:39,968 (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) 1844 01:34:31,523 --> 01:34:33,516 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1845 01:40:29,647 --> 01:40:31,412 (MUSIC FADES) 118116

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