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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:47,208 Ow, shit! Fuck, ow. 2 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,791 No! No! 3 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:49,666 No! 4 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:52,875 Please, no! 5 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,666 No, don't hurt me! Not me! Don't hurt me! 6 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,333 Let me go! 7 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:15,500 Please don't hurt me! I won't tell anyone, I swear! 8 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,791 I swear, only don't hurt me! 9 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:21,000 You know, you're really a very attractive man. 10 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,958 You are. You really are. 11 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:26,250 You know, just, you and I, we could have a really good… good time together. 12 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,791 I know what you want. You want these, don't you? 13 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,791 Hmm. 14 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:32,708 Oh, my God, did you say "to take away"? 15 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,916 Colin, get this lot out of here, 'cause I'm coming 'round. 16 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,125 I can't see what I'm doing here. 17 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:46,625 -Go on, get on with it. -Right-o, guv. 18 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,458 Two-one-three-two. 19 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,041 Oscar delta two. 20 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,333 -Did you see that? -What? 21 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:08,458 That road sign back there. I think it said the B2067. 22 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:09,458 Did it? 23 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,750 I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. 24 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:14,083 Because if it did, then we're on the wrong road again. 25 00:07:14,166 --> 00:07:16,500 Oh, I wouldn't worry. We'll be all right. 26 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,250 We're supposed to be on the A5027. 27 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:22,291 We'll keep an eye out. We'll see another sign. 28 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,791 Or we could even stop and ask somebody. 29 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:26,375 This is stupid. 30 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,291 It's not stupid at all. 31 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,875 We're dedicated scientists, and there have been strange, 32 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:35,041 inexplicable radioactive readings picked up in this area 33 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,583 which have been traced to a particular house, 34 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,625 and we are on a secret government mission with other scientists 35 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,666 to investigate this bizarre phenomenon. 36 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:44,625 It's as simple as that. 37 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:45,875 Yes, but right now, 38 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:47,958 -I'm trying to read this map. 39 00:07:48,041 --> 00:07:50,333 I find this case enthralling. 40 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:53,458 -Have you read all the reports? - Yes. 41 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:56,875 Well, if you had, you'd know about the strange things 42 00:07:56,958 --> 00:07:59,458 that have taken place in that house years ago. 43 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:03,291 Do you realise that 18 people were murdered there one night? 44 00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:06,416 Coincidence. And anyway, lightning never strikes twice. 45 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,416 Well, it did that night. 46 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,375 Two people were struck by lightning, two throats were slit, 47 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,916 one was hung, two were axed, 48 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,583 four people were skewered in the same bed. 49 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:19,416 And a man watching simply blew up. 50 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,375 - What happened to the other six? -What? 51 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,208 You said there were 18. 52 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,416 Oh, yes, yes, the other six. 53 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,416 They were found frozen to death in the deep freeze, 54 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,666 all wrapped in cling film. 55 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:32,583 They'd been shot. 56 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,125 -Bullshit. -What do you mean, bullshit? 57 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,791 Because it is, that's why. 58 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:43,583 I mean, so what if 18 people were killed there in one night? 59 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:47,083 There could be any number of logical explanations for that. 60 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,708 And anyway, it was years ago. 61 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,958 Are you sure this is the A5027? 62 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:56,250 Well, how should I know? 63 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:58,375 All these country roads look alike to me. 64 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:02,208 -Anyway, you've got the map. -Have I? 65 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:07,208 Do you always drink like that? 66 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:10,708 My dear, we are but humble scientists 67 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:15,166 accidentally thrown together in this macabre investigation. 68 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,541 I see no reason why my drinking habits should be called in question. 69 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,875 Excuse me, I wonder if you could tell us if we're on the right road. 70 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,916 We're looking for a place called Headstone Manor. 71 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:19,958 I don't understand. Have I… Have I said something wrong? 72 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,541 -I don't un-- 73 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,375 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I-- 74 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,208 -Thank you. Awfully sorry. 75 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:41,666 Eighteen people murdered in one night. 76 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,083 It certainly gives one something to think about. 77 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:48,625 The work of a maniac, I'd say. Wouldn't you? 78 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:51,166 Hmm, I'm not so sure. 79 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,125 What do you mean? 80 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:57,708 Well, how do you account for the, uh, radioactivity readings? 81 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,916 What are you trying to say? 82 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,375 I'm trying to say there's something here that doesn't smell quite right. 83 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,875 Yes, I know, I'm terribly sorry. I'll open the window. 84 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:14,666 You see, there were radioactivity readings 85 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:15,916 at the time of the murders, 86 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,166 and the killer was never found. 87 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:19,958 Plus the fact that 200 years ago, 88 00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:23,083 a very similar incident happened in that house. 89 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:28,041 Add all those things together, and well, need I go on? 90 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:30,541 Yes. 91 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,875 - Well, it's obvious, isn't it? -What is? 92 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,125 All the facts are there. 93 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:38,541 That's just it, all the facts aren't there. 94 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:42,125 One can't assume these things. That's the trouble with life today. 95 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:45,500 Too many people assume things and then form opinions 96 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,666 wrongly based on false assumptions. 97 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,458 - You mean… -Precisely. 98 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,791 People always assume because I'm not interested in football 99 00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,833 or swilling beer in the local pub every night, 100 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,750 and would rather stay at home and run up a new pair of curtains, 101 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:02,333 I must therefore, in some way, be less than a man. 102 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:05,625 My experience exactly. 103 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,958 -Why don't we just get out of here? -No, not yet. 104 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:26,208 Have you noticed that strange mark on the wall? 105 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:27,958 - Yes. 106 00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,625 It's only an emblem of some sort. What about it? 107 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,583 I'm sure I've seen it somewhere before. 108 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,291 Look at those men playing cards over there. 109 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,333 Interesting. 110 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,125 What do you make of it? 111 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,208 Nothing. 112 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:28,458 Another pint of your regular, please, Becky dear. 113 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,333 This isn't the bar. It's over there. 114 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,583 I'm sorry. I… I'm thanking you. 115 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,500 Stay away from the house of death. 116 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,833 -I think this is it? -What? 117 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,916 Look, look. Are you talking about Headstone Manor? 118 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,708 Stay on the road, keep out the woods. 119 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,166 Which way did you say the bar was? 120 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,291 It's over there. 121 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,208 I'd be thanking you. 122 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:14,250 Eighteen in one night? 123 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,291 Hmm. God, that must've put you off sex for life. 124 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,166 Not really. Life goes on. 125 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:23,208 You're one brave lady. I suppose you had a psychiatrist. 126 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:26,041 Yes, one of them was a psychiatrist. 127 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,875 -You're kidding me? -No, he was the last one. 128 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:31,250 And he made me tell about the other 17. 129 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,625 Oh, God, some people are disgusting. 130 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,458 Well, that's enough about me anyway. 131 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,208 Let's talk about you. 132 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,625 Well, there's not much to tell, really. 133 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,541 After a brilliant career at university, 134 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,875 I entered the field of paranormal research. 135 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,708 And when they offered me the chance to come to England 136 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,916 on this type of investigation, I jumped at it. 137 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,791 No deep, dark secrets then? 138 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,291 Well… 139 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:55,583 I'm not sure. 140 00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:00,166 You see, I, uh… I suffer from a rare type of amnesia. 141 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,750 My brain works perfectly in relation to my work, 142 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,791 and general everyday details, 143 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,708 even complex intellectual exercises, 144 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:12,541 but when it comes to my personal life and relationships and feelings, 145 00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,750 I just can't remember. 146 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:18,083 It all started when this mole appeared on my arm. 147 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,291 I thought that was a birthmark. 148 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,291 You thought what was a birthmark? 149 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,083 But you can't blame the locals for being suspicious, love. 150 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:53,333 I mean, we've had some strange things happen around here. 151 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,541 -Yes. -And all because of that house. 152 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,750 You know what happened up there, don't you, love? 153 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,041 Only too well. 154 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,250 There were 18 people murdered. 155 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:06,083 Yes, yes, no, I do know actually because he told me. Thank you. 156 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,500 -Two were struck by lightning. -Yes. 157 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:09,958 Two throats were slit. 158 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,333 One hanged. Two had an axe in their head. 159 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,041 -Yes. -Four people skewered in a bed. 160 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,750 -And six in the freezer. -What? 161 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:25,166 Well, six were frozen, you see, and, uh, wrapped in cling film. 162 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:29,208 No, no, love, not six, 'cause that would make 19. 163 00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:32,083 No. Twelve and six are 18. 164 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,625 I know that, love, but there were 13 without the freezer. 165 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,916 Look, we've got it wrong. Let's count them. 166 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 -Look, um, two were struck by lightning. -Right. 167 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,500 -Two throats were slit. -That makes four. 168 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,541 -One hung and two axed. -Hanged. 169 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,375 All right, hanged. And one blew up. 170 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,166 No, it was the four in the bed next. 171 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,583 -That's right, four skewered. -And one blew up. 172 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,000 No, wait a minute. We've counted him twice. 173 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,291 -Have we? -No, you haven't. 174 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,458 No, I have-- Oh, yes, I have. 175 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,375 That was old Ralph from down the road, you know. 176 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,333 No, no. No, it wasn't. 177 00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,458 No, Ralph didn't blow up. 178 00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:08,666 Ralph was in the freezer with the other five. 179 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:11,583 Oh, that'd make sense 'cause there were six in the freezer. I remember that. 180 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:16,000 No, Ralph wasn't one of them. He blew up. 181 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:20,541 'Cause I remember his missus said she could only recognise him by his watch. 182 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,041 So wait a minute, where are we? 183 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,250 There were never five in the bed. 184 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,625 No, no, no, there were four in the bed. 185 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,375 Four in the bed. 186 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,708 Two struck by lightning. 187 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,416 Two struck by lightning. 188 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,625 Two throats were slit. 189 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,500 Two throats were slit. 190 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:36,541 -One hanged. - One hanged. 191 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,791 -Another Bloody Mary, love? -Yes, please. 192 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,333 -Um, one hanged. -One hanged. 193 00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:41,916 -One hanged. -Yes. 194 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,208 There was one axed. 195 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,208 No, no, no, no, there were two axed. 196 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,000 Six were shot. 197 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,000 Two struck by lightning. 198 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,833 ♪ Two throats a-cutting ♪ 199 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:05,875 ♪ Four in a bed ♪ 200 00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:11,666 ♪ One blew up, one was hanged Two were axed ♪ 201 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:17,916 ♪ And six were frozen to death ♪ 202 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,458 -Time, gentlemen, please! Come on now! 203 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:43,208 Why couldn't you have done this before they closed the pub? 204 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,041 Sorry, won't be long. 205 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,750 Will you hurry up? 206 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,083 -What is it? What is it? - It's the barmaid! 207 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,750 The barmaid? What's she doing in the bushes? 208 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,083 -She's dead. -Dead? 209 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,000 Yes. Quick, let's get out of here. 210 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,750 I'll call the police from the house. 211 00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,458 For heaven's sakes! 212 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,958 Hello, police, can I help you? 213 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,750 Ah, yes, I'd like to report a dead body. 214 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,291 Yes, sir, what type of a dead body? 215 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,541 Type? 216 00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:01,041 Um, upside down with big chests. 217 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,666 What's that got to do with it? 218 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,333 I see, sir. Where are you calling from? 219 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,916 Look, this is Dr Lukas Mandeville. 220 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,083 I'm calling from Headstone Manor-- 221 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:12,416 Hello? 222 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,583 -Hello? 223 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,791 Chief Inspector Goule here, can I help you? 224 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,625 Ah, yes, Chief Inspector, 225 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,000 uh, this is Dr Lukas Mandeville from Headstone Manor. 226 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,291 -Are you still there? - Yes, sir. 227 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:50,166 Ah, good. I'd like to report a dead body in the woods next to the pub. 228 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,250 Yes, sir, hanging upside down from a tree, is she? 229 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,791 That's right. Uh, how did you know? 230 00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:00,250 -Don't worry sir. We'll find her alright. 231 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,291 You just leave it to us. We'll be in touch. 232 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,625 First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to Headstone Manor. 233 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:21,000 My name is Dr Lukas Mandeville, 234 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,875 and this is my assistant, Dr Barbara Coyle. 235 00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,375 I'm sorry we were a little late getting here today, 236 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,750 but I'll… I'll explain all about that later. 237 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:34,375 I assume you've all introduced yourselves having arrived on time, 238 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,250 -unlike Barbara and myself. -Mm. 239 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,833 But for now, I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is 240 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:42,625 to be associated with such a distinguished 241 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,375 international team of specialists as yourselves. 242 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,708 -Right. -Hear hear. 243 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:49,791 And I really look forward to working with you all. 244 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:54,125 And I'm sure you agree that given the scientific expertise 245 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,041 gathered together in this room, and the equipment, 246 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,416 which I'm pleased to say, is already assembled in installed. 247 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,458 I feel that we can put an end once and for all 248 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:07,166 to the suspicious rumours and the mumbo jumbo 249 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,791 that exists concerning this old house. 250 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,083 Oh, by the way, there is just one little thing. 251 00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:17,750 In fact, the reason why Dr Coyle and I were a little late today, 252 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,250 -there's been a murder. -Murder? 253 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,333 Murder? 254 00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,333 But who is it? Who's been killed? Who? 255 00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:24,666 Oh, no, there's nothing to worry about, I assure you. 256 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,208 Oh, my God! This is the house of death! 257 00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:29,833 No, no, no, no. It's nothing to do with the house. 258 00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:31,791 It's just the barmaid at the local pub 259 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,333 was found dangling upside down from a tree with her throat cut. 260 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,000 Her throat cut? Oh, my God! 261 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:40,208 -This is terrible! -Miss Finch, hey. 262 00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:41,541 She's hysterical. 263 00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:44,291 There's only one thing for it. A slap in the face. 264 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,083 -You're right. -Yes, that ought to do it. 265 00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,375 Thank you very much. 266 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:53,458 I feel much better. Thank you. 267 00:23:53,541 --> 00:23:54,541 What is this? 268 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:56,583 I don't know. She just slapped me in the face. 269 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:57,875 No, no, not that. 270 00:23:58,583 --> 00:23:59,458 This. 271 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,250 - What is it? -Don't you see? 272 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,791 Oh, my God! 273 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:17,125 It's hideous. 274 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:21,000 Yes. They seem to be depicting all the murders 275 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,125 that took place here many years ago. 276 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,500 But what does it mean? 277 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,375 It means someone is trying to scare us. 278 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:34,333 Someone or something doesn't want us in this house. 279 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:52,833 -Why did you do that? -I always do. 280 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:56,875 It has served its purpose, my dear, and is of no further use. 281 00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:58,625 I think it's stupid. 282 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,291 You think it is stupid? 283 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,833 You say that to me, the arch disciple of Lucifer himself? 284 00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:08,333 You are but a grain of sand, a mere speck in the cosmos, 285 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,541 and you dare to venture an opinion 286 00:25:10,625 --> 00:25:15,250 regarding the great design of our master, Diablos Supremus? 287 00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:19,083 To think that I, the right hand of Beelzebub himself, 288 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:23,875 should be subjected to the opinions of churrels and hubble-di-hoys. 289 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:27,875 Bow thy knee if you wish to even speak in my presence. 290 00:25:27,958 --> 00:25:29,166 Oh, piss off! 291 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,625 Piss off? 292 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:38,416 For 700 years, I have served our master faithfully, 293 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,583 enduring the agonies of the undead, 294 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:42,791 the tortures of eternal servitude, 295 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:46,708 obeying his every command, anticipating his every whim, 296 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:50,250 his slave, his servant, never diverting from his purpose, 297 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:54,291 devoted to that cause to which I have surrendered my mortality, 298 00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:58,583 condemning myself to everlasting torment in the presence of that great cause 299 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:02,333 to which we, the undead, have all sworn our allegiance. 300 00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:05,083 I, a humble butcher, was chosen to lead us, 301 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:08,333 and to faithfully discharge my duties in his service, 302 00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:11,625 for all of the centuries that we have dwelt in this place, 303 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:14,250 and you tell me to piss off? 304 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,000 You piss off. 305 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:18,583 Has he gone? 306 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,750 No such luck. 307 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:23,208 But the strangers are still in the house. 308 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:26,041 They've not been scared off. What must we do? 309 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,916 The sacred house must be purged. 310 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,166 This was merely a prelude, a testing of their nerve. 311 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:36,250 But they have chosen to defy us, therefore they must pay the price. 312 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,958 The ceremony must take place. 313 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:41,458 The master returns tonight. 314 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,333 How shall we recognise him? 315 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:46,083 You'll know him when you see him, stupid. 316 00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:50,458 Tonight is the night of blood-- Oh. 317 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,333 Oh, Christ, here we go again. 318 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,250 Who is it? 319 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,416 Doctor, I'm sorry to disturb you, it's just-- 320 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,666 Oh, it's you. 321 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:29,166 -What's that? -It's a shirt. 322 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,291 I suppose you don't like talking about it. 323 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:33,208 Well, there's nothing to say, really. It's a shirt. 324 00:27:33,291 --> 00:27:34,375 No, your leg. 325 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:38,416 Oh, my leg. Oh, it's nothing. I'll hang it up. 326 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,458 No, no, please… please don't. 327 00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:44,666 -You don't mind if I continue? -No, no, no, go ahead. 328 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,625 -Would you mind if I had one of these? -No, no, feel free. 329 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:49,791 Well… 330 00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:52,750 …what do you think of our little team then? 331 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,333 Oh, well-- 332 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,666 -You seem a little rattled. 333 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,833 No, no, no, no, no. 334 00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:04,875 Well… Well, I am just a little concerned about Miss Finch. 335 00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:08,666 I mean, that was quite a display she put on downstairs, don't you think? 336 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,666 Oh, she's a dedicated scientist. 337 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:13,416 She just lost her head for a moment, that's all. 338 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:17,875 And as for that young American chappy and those two, um, effeminate people, 339 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,583 I mean, really, it's quite an amusing group. 340 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:23,541 Why are you laughing? It's no laughing matter. 341 00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:26,541 We're scientists, that's the important thing. 342 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:30,166 Come now, I mean, what do you think they're doing at this very moment? 343 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,416 They're sitting in their rooms laughing at us. 344 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,958 -Laughing? Laughing at me? -Yeah. 345 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,791 They wouldn't dare. 346 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,750 I won't stand for it, not anymore. 347 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:41,875 I know what it's like to be laughed at. 348 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:45,750 Years of painstaking, back-breaking research, 349 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:48,125 only to be laughed at by lesser people. 350 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:52,000 Ridiculed for being ahead of my time. 351 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:55,833 Being struck off, never allowed to operate again. 352 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:57,791 I'm a surgeon, you know? 353 00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:00,458 The greatest surgeon in the world. 354 00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:06,000 And now, I'm reduced to this smart-assed paranormal research crap! 355 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:09,166 And all because they laughed at me. 356 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,125 They never understood. 357 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,833 They struck me off the register, me, Dr Ludwig Mannheim, 358 00:29:15,916 --> 00:29:18,625 the greatest surgeon in the world! 359 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:20,500 I'm a surgeon, I tell you! 360 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:21,708 A surgeon! 361 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,333 I had no idea. 362 00:29:27,416 --> 00:29:31,125 So… So you… you were a surgeon, were you? 363 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:35,000 How… How… How very interesting. Do tell me all about it. 364 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:42,541 It was a very long time ago. 365 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:48,208 I was the head surgeon at the Frankfurt General Hospital. 366 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:54,958 The most respected surgeon in all of Germany. 367 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:20,333 But I was surrounded by fools. 368 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:23,541 Inconsequential, jealous fools. 369 00:30:24,541 --> 00:30:27,833 They knew I was the best, and they hated me for it. 370 00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:30,750 They all stood there praying 371 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:35,125 that I would make a mistake, one little mistake, 372 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,000 so they could laugh at me. 373 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,583 And then it happened. 374 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:44,000 A slight, trivial error. 375 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,083 It could have happened to anybody, 376 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:54,333 and even though I quickly made expert attempts to rectify the situation, 377 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:55,500 they laughed! 378 00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:08,000 It was a severe test of my self-control. 379 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,375 I decided to reprimand them. 380 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,791 Stop lauging at me! Stop laughing! 381 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,250 I insist you stop laughing! 382 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:31,333 Still, they laughed and laughed. 383 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:34,458 I could not believe such unprofessional behaviour. 384 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:51,083 Suddenly, I realised what these fools had made me do. 385 00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:54,791 They were trying to embarrass me in front of my patient. 386 00:31:56,916 --> 00:32:00,875 They all turned against me because I was the best. 387 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,875 I was the best, I tell you. The best! 388 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:07,750 I was the best, I tell you. The best! 389 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,166 Where am I? 390 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:14,958 We're in bed. And you're not the best. 391 00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:27,166 Oh, my God, this place is a mess! 392 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,250 -Hi there. 393 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,708 Thought you might need a helping hand. 394 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:36,833 -It's you. You scared me. -I know. 395 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:38,625 Hey, this place is a mess. 396 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:42,208 I know, but it is the kitchen. There must be some food somewhere. 397 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,750 -Okay, let's check it out. -Okay. 398 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,750 Hey, what's this, a microwave? 399 00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:41,916 Mummy? 400 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,666 Mummy? 401 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,750 -Sheila, you wicked slut! 402 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,291 I will not! I saw you! 403 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:55,583 -I saw you! Come here. -I didn't! 404 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,583 -Put it on! Put it on! -No, please! 405 00:35:57,666 --> 00:35:59,041 -Put it on! -Don't make me put it on! 406 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:02,791 You wicked, sinful girl, put it on! 407 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,708 -Down on your knees. 408 00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:07,250 -Now, you know what you must do. -Please, Mummy! 409 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,666 -Oh, yes! Oh, yes! -No, please, Mummy! 410 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,625 Come on, please forgive me, I've been bad! 411 00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:15,916 Please forgive me, I've been bad! 412 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,625 I'm sorry that I made you sad. 413 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:20,833 - I'm sorry. -Yes, yes! 414 00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:23,041 -I said I'm sorry. -Say it to him! 415 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,375 I'm sorry that I made you sad. 416 00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:29,875 -Mummy says I've cause you pain! -No, Mummy, please! 417 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:32,125 -Yes! Say it! 418 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:35,041 My mummy said I caused you pain. 419 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:38,083 I'll never, ever sin again! 420 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,791 Say it louder! Tell him! 421 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:43,583 -I'll never, ever… -Ever sin again! 422 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,791 -Again! -Again! 423 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:47,916 Say it again! 424 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,458 Please… Please forgive me, I've been-- 425 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,666 -Bad! 426 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,125 -Bad. -Why are you stopping? 427 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,416 -I'm sorry. -Again! Say it! 428 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,916 No, please, don't. 429 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,208 Don't stop. Say it, say it! 430 00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:01,000 No, say it again! 431 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:04,416 My… My mummy says I've caused you pain. 432 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:07,541 -I'll never, ever sin again! 433 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:11,375 Please forgive me, I've been bad. 434 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:14,500 I'm sorry if I made you sad. 435 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,708 My mummy says I caused you pain. 436 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:21,958 I'll never, ever sin again. 437 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:25,625 You've stopped. Say it again. 438 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,875 -Say it again! 439 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,000 Say it again! 440 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:31,208 There's nothing in there either. 441 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:33,250 - Have you checked the fridge? -Yes, it's empty. 442 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:36,625 You're right, it's empty. I wonder what's happened to the chef. 443 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:39,041 -He hasn't arrived yet. -Well, that's strange. 444 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:41,375 You'd think he'd have arrived first to get things ready. 445 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:45,250 Well, I thought so, but nobody's seen him and nobody's heard from him. 446 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,625 Oh, we'll just have to manage ourselves. 447 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,125 Pass me a knife, would you? 448 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,958 I suppose a fork's out of the question. 449 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:58,625 Not necessarily, but let's have dinner first. 450 00:38:58,708 --> 00:38:59,583 Okay. 451 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:03,458 Are you sure that's not a birthmark on your arm? 452 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:04,500 What, this? 453 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,125 Yeah, it's a mole. 454 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:09,625 I'm quite pleased with it, really. 455 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:12,416 It stops me from being absolutely perfect. 456 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,875 -It's quite big, isn't it? 457 00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:16,666 I've had no complaints. 458 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,875 Well, let's see after dinner, shall we? 459 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:20,833 Okay. 460 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,375 To be honest with you, I'm, uh… 461 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,666 I'm a bit worried about dinner. 462 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:29,250 There's not enough food here. 463 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:31,916 That's not all I'm worried about. 464 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,125 What do you mean? 465 00:39:33,208 --> 00:39:35,125 Well, it's this place. 466 00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:39,333 It's so, you know, creepy. 467 00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:42,958 Hey. All these old places are the same. 468 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:46,791 Especially if they've been empty for a long time. 469 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:52,416 They're always full of old cobwebs and squeaky floorboards. 470 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:55,708 Mm, but this place has such a horrible history, 471 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,208 as if those tortured spirits are still here. 472 00:40:00,416 --> 00:40:01,916 Can you feel it? 473 00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:05,500 Oh, I'd like to, but someone might come in. 474 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:09,333 -They're all busy upstairs. -Hey, you're right. 475 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:15,958 Do you mind? 476 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:20,083 -I'm terribly sorry. 477 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:32,958 Mm. No, we mustn't. We mustn't. 478 00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:37,208 -We must find some food. -Yeah, okay. 479 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:39,416 There must be something 'round here somewhere. 480 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:41,875 What's that? 481 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:49,416 Hey, hey, don't worry. 482 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,416 It's just a dead rat. 483 00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:54,083 Probably got trapped in there, that's all. 484 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,750 It's like I said, all these old places are the same. 485 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:02,708 They're always full of squeaky floorboards and cobwebs. 486 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:04,291 There's nothing to worry about. 487 00:42:17,791 --> 00:42:19,541 Is everything all right in here? 488 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,958 -I'm sure I heard a scream. 489 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,250 No, it was just a dead rat. 490 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,625 A dead rat screamed? 491 00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:33,500 Well, no, no, it was her. The… The rat's on the table. 492 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:38,875 -Oh, hmm. What's for dinner? -Oh, we… we haven't found much yet. 493 00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,750 Um, have you heard from the chef? 494 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:43,833 No, not a word. I'll call London in the morning. 495 00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:44,916 Uh, what's in the freezer? 496 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,750 -No, this is the fridge. -Yes, I know that. 497 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:49,458 -The freezer's in the cellar. -The cellar? 498 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,708 Oh. Come on, it's down here. 499 00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:51,958 Ooh. Yes, this is definitely the freezer. 500 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,000 God, look at all that meat. 501 00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:56,875 Well, it's no good to us tonight. It's frozen solid. 502 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,500 I don't like it down here. 503 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,208 My God. What's this? 504 00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:05,250 It looks like a meat pie. 505 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:07,666 Hey, we can defrost this. It should fit in the microwave. 506 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,708 -What do you think? -I think we can. 507 00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:11,666 But can we just take it and get out of here? 508 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:14,458 -It's freezing. -Right you are. 509 00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,083 Hey, this looks delicious. 510 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,583 Well, anything's better than dead rat. 511 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:23,166 -Ow! 512 00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:41,083 ♪ Oh, master We are preparing for your arrival ♪ 513 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:45,291 ♪ Oh, master We are preparing for your arrival ♪ 514 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:48,541 ♪ For you are the prince of darkness ♪ 515 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:51,625 ♪ For you are the prince of darkness ♪ 516 00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:52,916 ♪ And we are your-- ♪ 517 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,375 -Oh, shit, my hand. - ♪ Oh, shit, my hand ♪ 518 00:44:56,458 --> 00:45:00,208 -Stupid bloody candle. - ♪ Stupid bloody candle ♪ 519 00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,666 -Shut up! - ♪ Shut up ♪ 520 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:04,625 -Stop it! Will you stop it? - Will you stop it? 521 00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,333 There's always one. 522 00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:10,000 -To the woods! - To the woods! 523 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:55,291 Ah, Miss Finch, I've been trying to find you. 524 00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,916 Um, I had a message to, uh, come and see you. 525 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,166 -Yes. - Ooh, Christ. 526 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:05,583 There's, uh… There's something in the machine room 527 00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:08,041 -I think you should see. -Oh, let's get out of here. 528 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,625 Well, come along, Miss Finch. What is it? 529 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,083 Well, it's really very strange. I don't know what to make of it. 530 00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:21,291 It's not like anything I've seen before. 531 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:24,750 -I really want your opinion on it. -Oh, fine, lead the way. 532 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,541 Well, as you can see, the equipment is now wired up. 533 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:47,791 -Yes, yes, yes. -All the high frequency sensors 534 00:47:47,875 --> 00:47:48,958 and scanners have been connected. 535 00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,416 Every inch of the house is covered, 536 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,916 -so if there is any paranormal activity… -Mm-hmm. 537 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 -…it should register on these metres. -Good, good. 538 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,541 -And when we first switched it on… -Yes. 539 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,791 …we picked up the usual static electrical charges 540 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,000 -that are always there. -Yes. 541 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:02,208 But then something quite disturbing happened. 542 00:48:02,291 --> 00:48:04,791 -Really? -Take a look at this. 543 00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:22,125 There's something going on here. 544 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:25,083 -Are you sure it's not the machinery? -I'm sure. 545 00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,875 -And you've checked the connections? -Yes. 546 00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:28,833 -You've realigned the scanners? -Yes. 547 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,666 You've equalised the high frequency sensors? 548 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:31,625 -Yes. -You've allowed 549 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,958 for the multi-charge build up on the cable returns? 550 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,125 -Yes. -And… 551 00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:38,416 You've farted again. 552 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,458 -Oh. -I'm terribly sorry. 553 00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:42,833 No, no, go away! No, no! 554 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:47,291 Please, please, no! No, no! 555 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,458 Ooh. 556 00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:00,333 That's really nice. Ooh. 557 00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:03,458 Ooh. 558 00:51:08,958 --> 00:51:11,916 -Oh, you dirty devil. 559 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,250 Ooh, I love it. 560 00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,166 Oh, I really love it. 561 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:20,291 This is fantastic. 562 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,708 Oh. 563 00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:52,750 That was wonderful. 564 00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,291 Did the room move for you too? 565 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:05,000 I thought the music was a lovely touch. 566 00:52:18,541 --> 00:52:21,208 How thoughtful. Ta. 567 00:52:31,958 --> 00:52:35,166 Oh. Oh, it's you. 568 00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:37,416 Are you all right? I thought I heard noises. 569 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,708 Yes. I've never been better. 570 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:43,875 Oh, good. Dinner's almost ready. I'll see you downstairs. 571 00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:45,416 I'll be down as soon as I can. 572 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,458 Oh, I get it. 573 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:03,666 Just another one night stand. 574 00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:07,583 I suppose. 575 00:53:08,583 --> 00:53:10,291 I suppose I'll never see him again. 576 00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:47,625 Well, at least the table's passably clean now. Thank you very much. 577 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:49,208 Where's Dr Coyle? 578 00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:51,208 Oh, she said she'd be down in just a moment. 579 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:52,583 -Fortunately, we found the wine. -Hmm. 580 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,833 -Yes, I'm not so sure about this pie. -Do you wanna… 581 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:59,833 Well, I've never seen readings like it before in my life. You? 582 00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:02,750 It's the machines. It must be. They can't be wired up correctly. 583 00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:05,208 -I agree. It must be a malfunction. -No, I'm not so sure. 584 00:54:05,291 --> 00:54:09,041 You know, I remember a case very similar to this several years ago, 585 00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,500 and that certainly wasn't the machines. 586 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,875 Are you sure you weren't overthinking things? 587 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,291 Well, I don't like anything that I can't see. 588 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:19,041 I don't know, Miss Kedding. 589 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,583 Sometimes the unseen can be very interesting. 590 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,666 Sorry I'm late. 591 00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:25,083 Would you like a little wine? 592 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,250 Thank you. Lovely. 593 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:45,000 ♪ Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do ♪ 594 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:50,583 ♪ I'm half crazy over the love of you ♪ 595 00:54:50,666 --> 00:54:52,916 ♪ It won't be a stylish marriage ♪ 596 00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:16,000 Oh, hear me, mighty ruler of the power of darkness. 597 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:19,625 All powerful Lucifer, once cast down, 598 00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:24,833 but now about to rise to reign over us, your loyal subjects. 599 00:55:24,916 --> 00:55:27,583 The hour is nigh, oh, Diablos, 600 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:31,000 and we, your humble servants, are preparing the ground 601 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,666 for your return to the house of death. 602 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:41,083 Yes, I know we screwed up the last time, 603 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,625 and there were intruders in your sacred house, but-- 604 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:53,083 Yes, I know there are intruders there now. 605 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,208 -But they are scientists. 606 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:57,958 And their earthly powers exceed ours. 607 00:55:58,041 --> 00:56:00,916 We… We tried to scare them off, but we failed. 608 00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:11,208 He says he's pissed off with the way we've handled things. 609 00:56:11,916 --> 00:56:14,166 I mean… I mean, what are we supposed to do? 610 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,666 - They are scientists after all. 611 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,250 But he's got a new plan. 612 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:34,416 He says we must gather up all the faggots and burn them. 613 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,000 I'm not sure I like the sound of this. 614 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:40,541 Don't worry, Brother Theresa. He means wood. 615 00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:43,625 Hurry, grab the faggots. 616 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:53,041 We're doing it, we're doing it! 617 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:55,458 Stop being so testy. 618 00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,833 Yeah, I've seen those emblems. I have no idea what they are. 619 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,833 They don't seem to relate to anything I've seen before. 620 00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:06,291 Yes, you remember, we saw one on the wall of the local pub. 621 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,500 - Mm. -Did you? 622 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:08,833 Yes, not only on the wall. 623 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:12,375 I mean, everybody in the village has one tattooed on them somewhere. 624 00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:14,291 That is unbelievable. 625 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,875 I think it has something to do with the history of this house. 626 00:57:16,958 --> 00:57:19,375 I mean, 18 in one night. 627 00:57:19,458 --> 00:57:21,083 Have you been talking? 628 00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:24,458 -No, no. He means the murders. -Oh, that's a relief. 629 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:34,166 -Are you all right? 630 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:48,791 I say, what's the matter with him? 631 00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:12,958 - He's all right now. 632 00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:40,791 Oh, that's better. 633 00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:44,375 Sorry about the mess. 634 00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:55,333 Hurry, hurry! There's not much time! 635 00:58:55,416 --> 00:58:57,583 The fire must be blazing at midnight. 636 00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:59,125 Quick, the matches! 637 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:03,375 I… I've not got the matches. Have you got the matches? 638 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,958 I don't carry matches. 639 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,500 I have the matches, master. 640 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,750 Well, don't just stand there. Light the faggots. 641 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,375 I wish you'd stop saying that. 642 00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:14,041 -If the shoe fits, wear it. 643 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,666 Why isn't the flame burning? 644 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:19,166 Forgive me, master. It's too windy, the matches won't light. 645 00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:22,875 Oh, they must light. Protect the flame with my robe, you fool. 646 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:26,791 -Yes, master. -Quick, the exultant one needs the fire 647 00:59:26,875 --> 00:59:28,375 in order to materialise. 648 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,583 Got it, master. I've got it. 649 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,708 -Good, good. We've done our task. 650 00:59:33,791 --> 00:59:35,333 The fire is burning. 651 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,958 No, it's me that's burning, you schmuck! 652 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,583 -I'm on fire! 653 00:59:44,666 --> 00:59:46,291 Well, where are you going? 654 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,750 Oh, this is just great. 655 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:52,333 The exalted one is about to arrive and I'm on fire. 656 00:59:52,416 --> 00:59:55,250 I'm going to miss the whole goddamn thing. 657 00:59:56,916 --> 01:00:02,500 I don't believe it. Seven hundred years undead, and now this. 658 01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:05,875 You try to be Mr Nice Guy and what do you get? 659 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:08,333 Well, at least I'm wearing my old robes. 660 01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:11,541 -Oh, God, it's hot. 661 01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,333 - There's another. 662 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,541 Oh, master! 663 01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:52,166 I can see! I can see! I can see! 664 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,375 -Christ! 665 01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,125 What the devil is that? 666 01:03:01,791 --> 01:03:03,791 Sounds like a lot of monks exploding. 667 01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:10,708 There's definitely something going on out there. 668 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:20,500 I don't like this. It's too quiet. 669 01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:36,250 Excuse me. 670 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,083 Must've been the meat pie. 671 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:12,208 Yes, there's definitely something going on here. 672 01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:15,083 Well-spotted, Lukas. 673 01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:18,166 Are you laughing at me? 674 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:22,333 Don't ever laugh at me. 675 01:05:22,416 --> 01:05:24,291 Nobody's laughing at you. 676 01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:26,958 Why are you speaking in that German accent? 677 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:30,250 I am not speaking in this German accent! 678 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:32,708 Now listen to me. 679 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:36,625 There is nothing supernatural going on in this house. 680 01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:40,666 Someone is simply trying to scare us. 681 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:43,041 -And they're succeeding. -Shut up! 682 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:48,166 Look at the machines. 683 01:05:49,208 --> 01:05:50,166 They're stabilising. 684 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:53,958 -What does it mean, doctor? - I'm not sure. 685 01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:57,125 It could mean that the crisis is over. 686 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:59,416 If there ever was a crisis in the first place. 687 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,583 On the other hand, 688 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,291 a power strong enough to cause the readings we had a moment ago 689 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:09,083 could conceivably have the power and intelligence 690 01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,916 to neutralise our machinery. 691 01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:14,625 In which case, it could be in the house right now. 692 01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:16,125 Oh, my God! 693 01:06:16,208 --> 01:06:18,833 On the other hand, it can't be in the house now, 694 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:22,500 because if it was in the house, it'd be registering on the instruments. 695 01:06:22,583 --> 01:06:24,208 But you said it could have the intelligence 696 01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:26,416 to neutralise the instruments. 697 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:28,625 Yes, I know I said that, but I don't believe it. 698 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:29,791 Why not? 699 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,666 Because I think there's nothing out there. It's a hoax. 700 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:34,833 I think somebody's just trying to scare us off. 701 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,666 Yeah, so do I. 702 01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:38,416 What do you know about it? 703 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,250 Now look here. I think we ought to search the house immediately. 704 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,041 We'll divide up into pairs. 705 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,833 Stephen, Elliott, you stay here and watch the machinery. 706 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:48,041 -Okay? The rest of you, follow me. 707 01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:13,750 -Shh! 708 01:10:46,791 --> 01:10:47,958 Who was that? 709 01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:51,541 Where are you? 710 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,166 Who is laughing? 711 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,458 Come out, you Schweinehund! 712 01:10:57,541 --> 01:11:00,750 -Who is there? 713 01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:08,333 My leg! 714 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,541 It's stuck to the floor! 715 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:40,000 It's… It's my… my total identical! 716 01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:48,208 No! No! 717 01:12:56,208 --> 01:12:58,333 That's strange. I thought the phone was dead. 718 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:01,291 Why do you think that? 719 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:04,416 They usually are in situations like this. 720 01:13:05,458 --> 01:13:06,625 -I'll get it. -Hmm. 721 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:16,875 Hello? 722 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,750 Oh, come on, you old tart, get off the phone. 723 01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:39,166 Oh, we're back, are we? 724 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,291 Who was it, wrong number? 725 01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:44,083 Well, who was it? 726 01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:45,666 What's the matter, you lost your tongue? 727 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:46,666 Do you realise you've been on that phone-- 728 01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:53,041 Stephen? Stephen? 729 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:01,875 Oh, my God. 730 01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:06,625 No, it's me! 731 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:10,958 Does this count as suicide? 732 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,041 Ah, Dr Harrison. Where's Miss Finch? 733 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:26,458 I left her downstairs with Elliot and Stephen. 734 01:14:26,541 --> 01:14:27,541 What's it like up there? 735 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,000 -Quiet. -Quiet? 736 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,208 It's all right. Where we off to? 737 01:14:31,291 --> 01:14:33,916 -To the khazi. -The khazi? 738 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,500 -John. -Yes? 739 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,000 -No. -Listen. 740 01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:39,666 Um, we'll go back up there and check again 741 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:42,333 and, uh, we'll meet you downstairs later, okay? 742 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,333 -But be careful. 743 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,875 Henry. 744 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:22,083 -Henry. 745 01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:25,291 Henry. 746 01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:41,458 Henry? Henry, where are you? 747 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:48,458 Henry? 748 01:19:57,791 --> 01:19:59,000 Henry? 749 01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:25,291 Henry? Oh, my God. 750 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,916 Oh, oh, Henry! 751 01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:36,583 -Oh, Henry! Oh, it's you! 752 01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:40,583 Oh, thank God you're all right. I thought you were… Oh. 753 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,958 But how can you-- And then who is in the-- 754 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:47,166 Oh, Henry, never mind. It doesn't matter. 755 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:50,583 All that matters is that you're safe. And I love you. I love you. 756 01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:52,875 I love every inch of you, Henry. 757 01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:57,000 -Even the mole on my arm? -Yes, even the mole on your arm. 758 01:20:58,916 --> 01:21:00,250 Oh, my God! 759 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:35,416 -Say it again! 760 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:50,750 -Again! Again! 761 01:21:57,583 --> 01:22:00,375 -No, Mummy, please no. Please… - Yes, yes. 762 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,583 -No! No! No! 763 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:14,916 No. No. 764 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:18,625 No! No! 765 01:23:29,416 --> 01:23:32,458 There's something going on here that we don't know about. 766 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:35,875 Brilliantly lucid, Lukas. Do let's go back. 767 01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:38,000 No, no, no, no, I've got to go through here. 768 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,208 -I don't like it one little bit. -Don't panic, just follow me. 769 01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:51,166 Look out! Ah! A bat! 770 01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:58,750 -A cricket bat? -Look. 771 01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:05,000 Suddenly, all the pieces are falling into place. 772 01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:14,291 This is obviously an opening bat. 773 01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:16,541 I hope it didn't lead us to a sticky wicket. 774 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,625 -Look! 775 01:24:21,708 --> 01:24:24,208 -What's that? -I'm not sure. 776 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,666 Oh, my God. 777 01:24:49,041 --> 01:24:51,083 Here, give me a hand. 778 01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,291 -You're not going to open it. -Of course I'm going to open it. 779 01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:02,666 I think we've found what we're looking for. 780 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,375 - Somehow I wish we hadn't. -Let's get started. 781 01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:25,208 Have you found anything yet? 782 01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:26,875 - Nothing so far. -No? 783 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,416 This looks fairly interesting. 784 01:25:32,083 --> 01:25:33,666 Hang on, this is it. Listen. 785 01:25:34,791 --> 01:25:37,000 "Headstone Manor was built on the site 786 01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:39,750 of a burial ground of an ancient order of monks 787 01:25:39,833 --> 01:25:42,750 who once ruled the area by terror and torture". 788 01:25:42,833 --> 01:25:43,958 Interesting. 789 01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:47,958 "Folklore has it that the monks regularly return to site 790 01:25:48,041 --> 01:25:50,208 to perform pagan ceremonies. 791 01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:54,958 When Headstone Manor was built, many workers died mysteriously, 792 01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:58,708 and stories were rife of monks who appeared in the night 793 01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:01,583 and took on the form of any inhabitants of the manor 794 01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:03,166 who met with violent deaths". 795 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,666 Remarkable. 796 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:07,708 "Some say the monks are extra terrestrial visitors 797 01:26:07,791 --> 01:26:09,291 from an alien planet, 798 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:12,250 emissaries of Lucifer, the prince of darkness, 799 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:16,708 who used the manor as an instrument for their evil powers on earth". 800 01:26:16,791 --> 01:26:21,583 -Mm. -"Local… Local people had…" 801 01:26:23,041 --> 01:26:24,666 It's so dark in here. 802 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,791 "Local people had the emblem of the monks' order 803 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:31,166 tattooed on their bodies to signify their submission". 804 01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:32,333 Ah, that's better. 805 01:26:32,416 --> 01:26:36,166 "But the true monks had the emblem burned on the palms of their hands. 806 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,000 Legend has it… 807 01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:43,833 that the manor must always remain empty for its evil powers to function on earth, 808 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:47,458 and the monks will always reappear to cleanse it of any intruders". 809 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:49,541 -Hmm. 810 01:26:50,541 --> 01:26:53,625 On the other hand, of course, it may not all be quite so simple. 811 01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:57,166 But I recommend we just pack up and go home. 812 01:26:57,250 --> 01:27:00,583 - It's you! 813 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:04,208 Lukas, look! 814 01:27:57,916 --> 01:27:59,291 Stop it, stop it! 815 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:03,000 Please, not now. 816 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:05,333 I don't want to die doing this! 817 01:28:05,416 --> 01:28:09,583 On the other hand, we could go back to your place. 818 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:17,416 How the hell did he do that? 819 01:28:24,375 --> 01:28:26,041 I don't know what she sees in him. 820 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:45,208 The house has been cleansed! 821 01:28:45,291 --> 01:28:47,666 We must return! 822 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:18,708 Oh, shit, not again. 62177

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