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RED'S DESERT OASIS
an Oasis of Hospitality and Fine Cooking
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Ouch!
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I love that song.
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If you're gonna love something in life,
stick to dogs and songs - that's my motto.
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- What about me?
- What about you, boo boo?
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You know...
Tell me how much you love me.
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Well, Samson had his Delilah,
Achilles had his heel, Napoleon his Waterloo...
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and I...I got you.
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You have such the way
with the spoken word
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that is one of the reasons
why I love you so much.
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My mouth does tend
to get me into trouble, doesn't it?
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You were born that way.
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Didn't have no say in that either.
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The whole thing
is just one big old scam.
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What's that babycakes?
What whole thing?
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The evolution of music.
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First there were eight-tracks,
they were pretty good...
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And then there were cassettes,
and they were better...
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And now...
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Now we got the CD,
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the emperor queen god
of the recording medium!
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The irony is that these bands like Kiss
and Mr. Nugent, and Aerosmith -
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the old Aerosmith -
not the "new and improved sober-smith".
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They just don't sound as
good on a disc
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as they do on eight-track or an LP.
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But you want to know
what the real picker is?
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I'm sure I got no idea
there tootsie pop.
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Well, that it costs less money
to actually make the CD
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and they're still charging us
twice as much for 'em.
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You know, you gotta
point there, honey bunch.
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As soon as we get back,
I'm taking my extensive collection
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of overpriced compact discules
and throwing them out the window.
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You mean that?
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You would do that for me?
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I wouldn't say it,
if I didn't mean it.
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Oh, you're too good to me, Sonny Joe.
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As soon as we are legally wed,
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I'm going to make you
the happiest husband
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that ever walked
on this earth.
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Do you believe me?
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Darling,
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I doubt the sun
to raise in the morning,
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the oceans to turn to dust,
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and for there to be
an honest Republican
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before I ever doubt a single
word pressed from your sweet
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...lips.
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You turn me to milk Sonny Joe,
straight to the liquid state of
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M-I-L-K
Milk!
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Oh,
I love that wind!
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I have another two-wheel, sugar cup.
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Down here somewhere,
where, ah...
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Ah, genius is special.
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We don't need to be in...
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Come on, sorry darlin'.
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There we go.
That's something I think.
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Yeah, oh you're beautiful, yeah.
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You have a great, terrific...
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Uh-huh. There you go.
...alright, now where's that foot?
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I got that special foot
I been saving.
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How do you do, sir?
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The hell you want?
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- Well, I thought I might interest you in...
- Now why would I want
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to buy a damn fool thing like that for?
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Now I...
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If I did, why would
I buy it from you
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when I can get it from
Sears Roebuck and company?
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You make a fine point there.
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Sears Roebuck and company, uh,
well that's a very, a very fine store...
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but they don't carry our brand.
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And besides that,
they don't offer
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a world famous service agreement
that...
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if, if you just give me
five minutes of your time
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your precious time
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I'm...I'm authorized
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to give you this here free set
of crescent wrenches
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in an assortment of sizes.
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- Five minutes?
- Five minutes.
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- Nothing to buy?
- Not a thing.
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I ain't got all day.
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It's high noon on KNOW,
No Where radio,
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where the hits
just keep on hurting.
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Oh!
My stomach's killing me.
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- That's because you ate that shit again.
- Yeah, Yeah.
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Every time we go to a casino,
you gotta head right for the buffet.
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How many times
I gotta tell you?
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That food is sitting out
there 24 hours a day.
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People are walking up to it,
they're touching it,
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they're sneezing on it...
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I wouldn't eat that shit,
I wouldn't go near it.
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Thank you very much,
Mr. Galloping Gourmet,
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but that is not the problem.
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Oh, no?
What is the problem?
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I got my wife's
mini-clone at home
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living up to her
gene pool's potential.
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Your daughter again?
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Following right in the
old fat's footsteps...
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with a higher batting average.
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This is why I always say,
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"Look at the mother first".
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What does that mean?
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Just what that means.
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If I get interested in a broad,
I want to go over to the house.
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I want to see where this
girl's popped out of, right?
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The mother don't cut it...
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This way it saves
a lot of headache later on.
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You know what
I'm talking about?
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Now wait a minute...
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Are you saying you want
to go out with my daughter?
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That's not what I meant.
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Well that's good, Eddie.
Cause I wouldn't let you.
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I wouldn't ask!
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What?
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She's not
good enough for you?
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That's not what I said, Gino.
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Look, don't mix up
my meaning here, alright?
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It better not be, Eddie.
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I'm gonna explain it you,
right?
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You meet a girl, right?
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- You're interested in her.
- Yeah.
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All women, eventually,
turn out just like the mother.
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It's just a thing, right?
It happens.
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Go and meet the mother first!
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It avoids a lot of trouble.
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Yeah...
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Let me give you
an example here.
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You meet some broad
and you marry her -
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without meeting
the mother first, right?
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20 or 30 years go by...
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You wake up one morning with
some heinous nightmare in bed with you
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that you feel like
taking a chainsaw to 'em.
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Yeah.
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Hey...wait a minute...
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Are you implying that that's what I done?
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What do you mean?
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You know what I mean.
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Did you just call my
old broad a battle axe?
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I didn't say that!
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That's what it
sounded like to me.
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Yeah, but that's
not what I said...
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But that's what it
sounded like to me!
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Look, Gino, please!
Don't start misconstruing things here.
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Well, why don't you un-construe it?
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Because unless
I'm getting hard of hearing...
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that's what I heard!
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Well, maybe you are getting
hard of hearing, you ever think of that?
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No, no, no. I hear good.
I got ears like a god-damned eagle!
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Look, what you meant,
I thought I meant I said,
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I did not say,
alright?
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You said it, I heard you.
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What are you talking about?
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Look...let me
explain this to you, okay?
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I'll make it as simple
as I fucking can!
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You meet a broad,
right?
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Whether you're gonna fuck her
or not gonna fuck her,
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or whatever the fuck
you want to do with her,
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you should meet her mother first.
I mean, Jesus Christ,
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you got me coagulate with your wife,
your daughter,
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I'm fucking your daughter,
I'm fucking your wife
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I don't know what the fuck
I'm doing here.
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The bottom line is this:
Meet the mother!
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That makes sense.
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Tell you what I'm going to do.
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I know you're a friend
of mine and all, right?
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- Absolutely!
- Okay.
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I'm gonna give you
the benefit of the doubt on this one.
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Eh?
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Thank you.
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Hey, you're welcome.
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So that's it?
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We're not going to
bring up the topic again.
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Finished.
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Good, cause this is not
doing my stomach a world of good.
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Keep an eye on this...
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You better watch
how you handle that guy.
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Why's that?
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We're running
a little low on bandages.
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Come on, let's go.
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And don't slam the door.
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The modern American West.
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Middle of nowhere.
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Oh, it has a life of it's own.
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Usually one that's, preferably seen
out the rearview mirror
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fading far off behind you.
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As for me...I live here.
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There's no escape.
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You see, we all make choices.
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Some right,
others wrong.
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And I had made
a wrong one somewhere.
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But try as I might,
I just couldn't see it.
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I should have been happy,
but I wasn't.
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One day I decided,
it was time for a change.
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- Mama! Mama!
- Quack, quack, quack...
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Mama!
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Jordan!
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- Well?
- Well, what?
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- Is there anybody in there?
- Does it look like anybody's in there?
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I'm warning you!
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Are we L-O-S-T?
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- Why do you always ask me that?
- Because we don't know where we are!
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But, what...what, what,
what do you really mean?
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I am just trying
to talk to you, Martin.
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Give me that duck!
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That's it you get no more Nickelodeon!
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I've had it! I've had it!
I've had it!
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I've had it! I've had it!
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I hate the...
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Mama, what's daddy doing?
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Nevermind! I'll be right back.
Don't get out of the car.
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Feeling any better?
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Martin?
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- Oh, God...
- Martin, I'm talking to you.
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Will you answer me?
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I have nothing to say.
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It's not the end of the world.
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Yes. It is.
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Don't talk that way, okay?
It was just a job, I mean.
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It was my life, Alice.
My life!
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I know, but you
will find another one.
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No, I won't.
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Yes, you will, okay?
You idiot.
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Will you shut up right now or
I'm sending you back to the psychiatrist!
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Oh me...okay.
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We better go.
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Shit!
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- Man...
- Shit
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Man, you ever think about society?
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All the time nigga,
all the time.
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Me, myself, I'm worried about it.
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It needs to be worried about.
Shit...
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That's why I carry this right here,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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That's exactly
what I'm talking about
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I mean, shit
has gotten so deep -
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as for there to be the
need for you to carry that.
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And it's 199-fucking-5,
you know what I'm sayin'?
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I do, man.
I do.
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The woes of society -
you know why you're carryin'.
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For the same reason
I carry this joint,
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for a piece of mother-fucking-mind
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- is why I carry it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- I'm talking about the basic reason
- Shit.
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why you carrying, is because of
one Francis Scott Key.
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You know who Mr. Key is?
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Mr. Key... -Yeah, yeah.
Mr. Key...is that nigga I like to see.
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Mr. Key, as in kilo
of the blow.
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Kilo of the blow!
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You're ignorant, man.
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See, Mr. Key is the
punk bitch who wrote
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"The Star - what-a-fucked-up-song -
Spangled banner"
250
00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:41,847
If this song is the basis for
our national moral backbone,
251
00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:43,267
or lack of it -
252
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:46,375
What I'm saying is,
it's a glorification of violence.
253
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,844
It is sung before every Raiders game,
every Clippers game,
254
00:19:50,869 --> 00:19:54,282
every other righteous sporting event
takes place in this country.
255
00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:59,269
It is the vocal embodiment of a
culture doomed to the path
256
00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:03,047
of a permanent and escalating
religion of death.
257
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,298
And it is the Black man,
who was the first,
258
00:20:05,323 --> 00:20:07,828
to embrace the
doctrine of Mr. Key
259
00:20:07,853 --> 00:20:10,010
Doctrine of racial genocide.
260
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,661
And our society shall continue
its downward spiral
261
00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:16,061
into an inevitable
nather of nothingness.
262
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:20,747
Unless we - you and me...
Bitch, wake up! You and me -
263
00:20:20,772 --> 00:20:23,515
the youth of black society,
take it upon ourselves
264
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:27,575
to pull ourselves out of this muck
and forge a new direction.
265
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,680
Take hold of our destiny.
266
00:20:30,518 --> 00:20:33,156
Motherfucker...you need
to drink some coffee or somethin'
267
00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:35,568
- cause your ass on a tirade right...
- and-and you know how we start?
268
00:20:35,593 --> 00:20:39,335
We start by rejecting the
principles of said Mr. Key
269
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,947
and by instituting
a song that's more harmonious
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00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:44,603
to life, liberty,
and the pursuit of happiness.
271
00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:45,668
It's like...
272
00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:51,455
Like how come we ain't got
Ray Charles singing "America the Beautiful"
273
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,685
or somethin' similar -
274
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:56,691
vocalization of "Splendor",
as a national anthem.
275
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,762
Right.
276
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,811
Too bad Ray Charles
can't see how fucked up
277
00:21:00,836 --> 00:21:03,945
the beautiful really is
if you sing some other shit.
278
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,494
But you know,
I respect Ray Charles.
279
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:09,304
For a man that can't see,
and play the piano,
280
00:21:09,329 --> 00:21:11,934
and sing a sweet song,
that motherfucker
281
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,654
could sing his ass off.
282
00:21:14,511 --> 00:21:19,191
Don't...Don't use "motherfucker"
in the same breath as Mr. Charles.
283
00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:21,484
- Hey man, fuck you and Ray Charles man!
- Hey, you hear me?!
284
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,871
- Man, fuck you and fuck you and Ray.
- Hey.
285
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,899
Man, nigga, let go
of my neck.
286
00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:28,908
Man you better let go of my neck...
287
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:30,375
Or what bitch?
What?
288
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,485
Now what bitch!?
289
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,871
Don't let Ray Charles get
a cap put in your motherfucking ass!
290
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,675
You pullin' down on me.
291
00:21:57,074 --> 00:22:01,307
Nah, man. Shit.
Shit, ain't even loaded.
292
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,475
- It ain't?
- No.
293
00:22:08,139 --> 00:22:09,809
- It ain't?
- No!
294
00:22:11,328 --> 00:22:16,769
You, you, you pull down on me
and the shit ain't even loaded?
295
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:21,871
Damn, that's some funny shit!
296
00:22:21,902 --> 00:22:23,320
- Ain't it?
- Yeah, yeah.
297
00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:27,231
Then put it your own
big ass mouth.
298
00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,004
What!?
299
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,233
Nigga, put the gun in your
trench-like-fucking-mouth.
300
00:22:33,258 --> 00:22:35,178
Oh, do you believe that,
that shit ain't loaded?
301
00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:36,182
Now! Motherfucker!
302
00:22:36,207 --> 00:22:37,714
It ain't no big deal, look.
See, look.
303
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,801
Man, the fuck wrong wit you?
304
00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:45,934
No, never draw your strap at somebody
305
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:48,363
unless you getting ready to smoke 'em,
yourself included.
306
00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:49,977
Man, you need to relax.
Man, I told you
307
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,059
the motherfucking gun
wasn't loaded
308
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:52,817
Watch. Watch, see?
See? Watch.
309
00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:53,816
Here you see, look?
310
00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:54,857
- Damn!
- Oh, shit!
311
00:22:55,647 --> 00:22:57,546
Man, put that thing away.
312
00:22:57,571 --> 00:22:58,136
Nah.
313
00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:00,960
Put it in your pocket,
let it keep your dick company.
314
00:23:00,985 --> 00:23:02,298
That bullet was not in there.
315
00:23:02,323 --> 00:23:04,679
I- I did not put no bullet
in this motherfucking gun.
316
00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:06,980
I swear to God, Omar.
I swear!
317
00:23:07,329 --> 00:23:08,116
Shit.
318
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,480
This sure is some
kind of place you got here.
319
00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:23,558
It's a pig sty.
320
00:23:24,723 --> 00:23:26,662
Well, I- I tend to...
321
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:29,571
I gotta tell you straight up, mister.
322
00:23:29,691 --> 00:23:31,902
You're a plum fool,
you're wasting your time,
323
00:23:31,927 --> 00:23:33,027
as well as your
crescent wrenches,
324
00:23:33,052 --> 00:23:37,087
cause I ain't buying no damn
vacuum cleaner machine.
325
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,670
Well, I appreciate your honesty,
326
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,132
but I'd still like
to have a go at it.
327
00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:48,081
Yeah, well...
328
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,716
I'd like to be the King of Siam!
329
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,308
Look here girls.
New little sister.
330
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,929
She's different.
Let's try to get along.
331
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,598
It's about that time...
332
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,187
Maybe I could
take it up with the misses,
333
00:24:05,212 --> 00:24:07,861
show her a demonstration...
334
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,620
If you don't mind...
335
00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:14,866
Well, then you better get
your butt back in your car
336
00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:17,895
and get up to Sonder City
cause she ran off here about ten year ago.
337
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,757
She did?
338
00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,430
Now is that a fact?
339
00:24:24,239 --> 00:24:25,921
That's right, she did.
340
00:24:25,946 --> 00:24:27,686
If you find her,
give her a big kick in the ass
341
00:24:27,711 --> 00:24:29,225
and tell her it's from yours truly.
342
00:24:29,255 --> 00:24:30,735
And if you like to,
tell her to come on back
343
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,025
and I'll give her twenty or so more
344
00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,798
and have a hell of a good time doing it!
345
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:50,030
I've tried and tried
to figure out what went wrong.
346
00:25:50,061 --> 00:25:50,951
I just...
347
00:25:51,047 --> 00:25:53,502
I couldn't understand why...
348
00:25:53,527 --> 00:25:56,964
I mean, life had given me
everything you could ask for.
349
00:25:57,357 --> 00:26:00,668
- It's okay, tiger.
- I had a devoted girlfriend.
350
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,423
- It happens to everybody.
351
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,994
Life had given me
some really great friends
352
00:26:08,722 --> 00:26:09,792
See you again, Johnny!
353
00:26:09,941 --> 00:26:12,988
Same time, same place,
same ass challenge.
354
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,497
Hell, even a big brother
I could look up to.
355
00:26:23,522 --> 00:26:25,570
Johnny?
Are you in there, Johnny?
356
00:26:25,595 --> 00:26:28,521
Are you still in there?
Are you still tied up there, Johnny?
357
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,499
Hi Johnny, wake up.
358
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,015
Ahhh, there we go.
359
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,116
I just...
I could understand why...
360
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,571
I tried,
time after time,
361
00:26:57,596 --> 00:27:00,728
to escape the hell
my life had turned into.
362
00:27:01,345 --> 00:27:03,775
But nothing seemed
to work out.
363
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,493
Nothing seemed to turn out
as I had planned,
364
00:27:18,518 --> 00:27:22,814
but...I was determined.
365
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:58,191
I had just about reached
the point of giving up on "giving up",
366
00:28:58,552 --> 00:29:01,015
when I found it.
367
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,316
Trouble Killing Yourself?
Don't Fret Call "The Exterminator"
368
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:04,926
1-800-SIK-OFIT
We'll Kill You Right.
369
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:08,265
Hope was only
a phone call away...
370
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,072
- Oh, uh, where's Red?
- He's dead.
371
00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:29,329
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
372
00:29:29,354 --> 00:29:32,863
Ah, I'm not.
Can I get you anything else?
373
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,747
Some more of your delicious coffee.
374
00:29:37,168 --> 00:29:39,194
You have any hot sauce?
375
00:29:40,123 --> 00:29:43,732
Right in front of your beautiful face.
376
00:29:43,826 --> 00:29:44,920
Thank you.
377
00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:48,724
What about you?
You care for a little more abuse?
378
00:29:49,031 --> 00:29:50,948
Yeah, give me some more of that.
379
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,679
Not for nothing, but
what's with the fucking dog?
380
00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,928
What's with your fucking face?
381
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,448
I cut myself shaving, alright?
382
00:30:03,659 --> 00:30:06,315
Oh, all the way up there?
383
00:30:06,567 --> 00:30:08,277
He thought he was taller.
384
00:30:08,302 --> 00:30:09,876
Must've hurt.
385
00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:11,071
Mhmm.
386
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,276
You can't imagine.
387
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,588
You better be more careful.
388
00:30:16,631 --> 00:30:19,858
Next time you could
slice your whole face off.
389
00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:21,739
Then where would you be, huh?
390
00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:22,947
Huh?
391
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,234
- She reminds me of my mom.
- Yeah.
392
00:30:32,941 --> 00:30:37,863
What do you mean "yeah"?
You never met my mother.
393
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:41,655
Jesus Christ, Gino.
Don't start with the family shit again, huh?
394
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,420
So how's the grub?
395
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:46,395
Oh, not bad.
396
00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:49,506
Must've caught her on a good day.
397
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:50,608
Why's that?
398
00:30:51,952 --> 00:30:55,601
Oh...the way her
stuff usually chews,
399
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,739
I sometimes think
she's trying to kill me.
400
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,989
- I heard that!
- I bet you did.
401
00:31:04,302 --> 00:31:05,618
Yeah.
402
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,116
You boys are pros, aren't ya?
403
00:31:13,445 --> 00:31:15,642
What the hell
do you mean by that?
404
00:31:16,304 --> 00:31:19,513
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
405
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,378
I didn't think so.
406
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,882
What do you want?
407
00:31:29,608 --> 00:31:32,919
Ouch.
It doesn't have to be like that.
408
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,331
I can get worse...
409
00:31:35,356 --> 00:31:37,417
Oh, I know you can.
410
00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,470
May I have a pair of pliers?
411
00:31:43,522 --> 00:31:46,731
You know damn well
we ain't got no pliers.
412
00:31:46,894 --> 00:31:48,141
Pliers?
413
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,463
What the fuck did he
mean by pair of pliers?
414
00:31:54,017 --> 00:31:55,663
This guy's
got a screw loose.
415
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,390
You boys ever need me,
you call me.
416
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,991
What's that?
417
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,474
THE EXTERMINATOR
"No Kill Too Small"
418
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,358
We'll call you.
419
00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:25,630
- Mama!
- It's okay now, Daphne.
420
00:32:25,655 --> 00:32:27,051
That's the girl.
Just settle down.
421
00:32:27,076 --> 00:32:29,294
That's it.
Daddy didn't mean anything.
422
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,984
Daphne.
Here, you want a rice cake?
423
00:32:32,009 --> 00:32:34,031
Take a rice cake.
424
00:32:34,676 --> 00:32:36,077
Want your tippy cup?
425
00:32:38,501 --> 00:32:40,945
Do you see what you're doing?
Huh?
426
00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:43,313
I thought they were going
to keep up an F-A-C-A-D-E
427
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:45,375
to keep the
P-R-E-S-S-U-R-E them off.
428
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,495
Yeah, well.
429
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,668
- Mama, what's a facade?
- Shh! Jordan.
430
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,658
Do you feel better,
now that you managed
431
00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:53,304
to scare the hell out of the kids?
Huh?
432
00:32:53,329 --> 00:32:55,090
- I'm not scared!
- Jordan.
433
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,215
Mama, how come
daddy kicked the car?
434
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,704
He was having
a tantrum, Jordan.
435
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,637
Sometimes when grown ups
haven't quite "grown up",
436
00:33:02,662 --> 00:33:04,843
they throw hissy fits,
just like children do.
437
00:33:04,868 --> 00:33:07,025
- Why does he do that?
- I don't know.
438
00:33:07,050 --> 00:33:08,783
I don't know.
Why don't you ask him that?
439
00:33:08,808 --> 00:33:11,313
He seems to be having
a communication crisis with me.
440
00:33:11,338 --> 00:33:14,046
-Dad, how come...
-Not now, Jordan!
441
00:33:14,322 --> 00:33:16,855
I am having a nervous breakdown.
442
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,041
There is a big difference
between a tantrum
443
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:21,006
and a goddamn nervous breakdown.
444
00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:23,186
Oh, I see. Well,
it looked like a tantrum to me.
445
00:33:23,216 --> 00:33:25,502
Well, that's the difference between
you and me, Alice, you see
446
00:33:25,527 --> 00:33:27,777
you see things as red,
I see them as blue.
447
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,859
I see things
off to the left
448
00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:30,620
you see things
as way off to the right
449
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:32,541
I say I'm having
a nervous breakdown,
450
00:33:32,566 --> 00:33:34,931
and you say I'm having
a goddamn temper tantrum.
451
00:33:34,991 --> 00:33:36,879
Looked like a tantrum to me...
452
00:33:36,904 --> 00:33:37,826
See?
See?
453
00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:39,617
You've got the kids
pulled over to your way of thinking.
454
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,943
Got them in on the
conspiracy to drive dad crazy
455
00:33:41,968 --> 00:33:44,053
and push him right over the edge!
456
00:33:44,078 --> 00:33:46,262
You are starting
to frighten me now, okay?
457
00:33:46,287 --> 00:33:47,230
- Am I?
- Yes.
458
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,399
Good. Maybe that's what
this family needs, a little fright
459
00:33:49,424 --> 00:33:50,812
Shake it up.
Get it back on track.
460
00:33:50,837 --> 00:33:52,369
Square things away.
461
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:53,925
Oh!
462
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:55,698
Oh God!
463
00:33:55,842 --> 00:33:57,985
This isn't about the J-O-B,
is it?
464
00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:59,800
You're having an affair,
aren't you? Huh?
465
00:33:59,825 --> 00:34:02,090
Are you having an affair?
Is that what this is all about?
466
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,591
Am I having an affair?
Is that what you think?
467
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:06,601
Hah!
468
00:34:06,637 --> 00:34:09,255
God, I only wish
I was having an affair.
469
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,068
A knock-em down,
take no prisoners,
470
00:34:11,099 --> 00:34:14,476
tie me up and screw me
until I'm blue, uhh, affair.
471
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,901
Son of a bitch!
You are, aren't you?
472
00:34:16,926 --> 00:34:18,788
Great.
Hit me, hit me.
473
00:34:18,813 --> 00:34:19,449
Yeah, that's great.
474
00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,036
- Now, who's scaring the kids?
- You prick!
475
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,066
Who is it?
Who is it?
476
00:34:23,554 --> 00:34:26,135
I'm not having an affair, Alice.
477
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,735
As much as I wish I was
having an affair,
478
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,070
I am not.
479
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,358
- You're not having an affair?
- No, Alice, I am not.
480
00:34:37,554 --> 00:34:40,512
- Happy now?
- No.
481
00:34:41,262 --> 00:34:43,750
Jesus, neither am I...
482
00:36:11,197 --> 00:36:13,090
Howdy there, ma'am.
483
00:36:32,362 --> 00:36:33,856
Hello there,
484
00:36:34,459 --> 00:36:35,853
again, ma'am.
485
00:36:37,175 --> 00:36:37,782
Ow!
486
00:37:31,556 --> 00:37:35,205
Where is that pussy?
487
00:37:42,198 --> 00:37:48,758
Don't shoot! I-
Don't...I've got stamps.
488
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,941
Very special bonus stamps,
489
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:57,615
they- they- they've got
like 500 per stamp.
490
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,679
- I oughta shoot you.
- Please don't.
491
00:38:01,962 --> 00:38:04,841
They're yours,
if you let me show you
492
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:09,247
the demonstration
for the Century 5000.
493
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,933
All I ask for is five minutes.
494
00:38:15,325 --> 00:38:20,214
And I get all them stamps?
The whole book?
495
00:38:20,749 --> 00:38:26,312
The whole book of bonus stamps.
496
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,533
Now isn't that something?
497
00:38:37,558 --> 00:38:39,643
You got 30 seconds.
498
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,907
Not only will it continue
to give you a fantastic job
499
00:38:44,932 --> 00:38:47,275
every time,
like it did here just now.
500
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,556
But...forever
501
00:38:49,581 --> 00:38:55,796
because it has our world famous,
never duplicated, lifetime guarantee.
502
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,482
And hell, if-
if it busts or anything
503
00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:01,646
Why, you just call me.
504
00:39:01,671 --> 00:39:03,365
I'll come right here.
I'll fix it for you
505
00:39:03,390 --> 00:39:05,638
or I replace it myself.
506
00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:08,075
Don't need no vacuum cleaner.
507
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:14,521
You sure, ma'am?
I could get you a 50% off discount.
508
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,237
That's it. Time's up.
Now, get the hell out.
509
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:20,343
You know-
510
00:39:20,368 --> 00:39:22,985
You know what I could do,
I could make that 55%.
511
00:39:23,189 --> 00:39:25,329
Just, don't tell anybody about it.
512
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,197
- Now!
- I know...
513
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,664
Why don't we just
let the old man take a looksie
514
00:39:33,689 --> 00:39:36,633
and, you know,
see what he thinks?
515
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,475
- He ain't here.
- He ain't?
516
00:39:40,607 --> 00:39:41,785
No, he ain't.
517
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:45,717
Now, is that a fact?
518
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,954
- So, this is where it all started?
- Where what all started?
519
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,219
Everything, baby doll.
Everything.
520
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:02,078
Junk food, baseball, nuclear war,
521
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:07,414
stupid little things you
wear on your shoe when it rains...
522
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,753
It all happened
from right in here.
523
00:41:18,992 --> 00:41:21,054
I don't mean you
personally, but
524
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:25,148
Woman -
a gift of life,
525
00:41:25,173 --> 00:41:27,733
- and you've got it.
- Yeah.
526
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,524
Yeah.
527
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:34,548
Excuse me.
528
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,915
- It is kind of funny, huh?
- Mhmm.
529
00:41:39,587 --> 00:41:41,345
The origin of gas...
530
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,181
turds...
531
00:41:43,775 --> 00:41:45,095
children...
532
00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:49,670
all within a few
centimeters of one another.
533
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,337
Makes you wonder
just how big a difference
534
00:41:53,362 --> 00:41:54,729
between them there
really is...
535
00:41:54,754 --> 00:41:55,901
What?
536
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,751
Turds and children.
537
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,759
What's that?
538
00:42:08,853 --> 00:42:10,205
Stop it!
539
00:42:10,595 --> 00:42:13,962
Don't...don't...
540
00:42:13,987 --> 00:42:14,634
Come on.
541
00:42:17,048 --> 00:42:18,986
Come on, snake girl.
542
00:42:20,426 --> 00:42:23,855
Sonny, tell me the truth...
543
00:42:24,529 --> 00:42:28,131
are you doing this cause you
have to or cause you want to?
544
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,069
I don't do anything
I don't want to.
545
00:42:33,898 --> 00:42:35,984
And I want to do this.
546
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,580
- Swear?
- Yeah.
547
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,150
- Promise?
- Yeah.
548
00:42:42,175 --> 00:42:43,441
For ever and ever?
549
00:42:43,466 --> 00:42:44,548
You know it, baby.
550
00:42:49,684 --> 00:42:50,716
Uh oh!
551
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:03,016
- Hello, big boy!
- My queen of Bathsheba.
552
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:05,615
I want to be empress!
553
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,154
Baby, you are an empress!
554
00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:35,769
The fuck?
555
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:42,318
Look Omar, where in the
fuck are we going man?
556
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,051
We goin' for a drive.
557
00:43:46,317 --> 00:43:47,833
Well, when we plan
on getting there?
558
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:50,114
Cause we been driving
for a long motherfucking time.
559
00:43:50,139 --> 00:43:51,387
I'll let you know.
560
00:43:56,432 --> 00:43:58,237
You know what man...
561
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,377
my mouth is drier than my
old lady's pussy, dude.
562
00:44:01,402 --> 00:44:02,447
When we get to town,
563
00:44:02,472 --> 00:44:03,542
or see some people,
564
00:44:03,567 --> 00:44:05,245
or a water fountain,
or a lake or something...
565
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:06,830
can we pull this mothefucker over
566
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:09,284
so I can get me something to drink?
Huh?
567
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,331
Hey, what's the magic word?
568
00:44:13,175 --> 00:44:14,566
What magic word?
569
00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:16,784
The magic word.
570
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:18,972
Magic...
571
00:44:19,847 --> 00:44:20,660
What?
572
00:44:20,685 --> 00:44:22,659
Abra-motherfucking-cadabra
or some shit?
573
00:44:23,682 --> 00:44:26,276
Man, ain't nobody ever
teach you no manners?
574
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,705
It's "Please".
575
00:44:28,261 --> 00:44:31,612
Oh Pl-
Oh that motherfucking magic word!
576
00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:34,064
Well can you please, Omar,
pull this bitch over
577
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:35,760
so I can get me something to drink?
578
00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:36,901
Since your ass
don't thirst.
579
00:44:37,103 --> 00:44:39,814
Like you a motherfucking
camel or some shit.
580
00:44:40,190 --> 00:44:43,166
Magic word...
motherfucking thirsty as shit...
581
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,453
The world is small,
but God is great,
582
00:45:19,478 --> 00:45:23,985
could reunited me with my little
buddy from school days past.
583
00:45:25,185 --> 00:45:26,863
Johnny...
584
00:45:26,888 --> 00:45:29,200
Oh you always hated
being called "Johnny" didn't you?
585
00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:32,029
Well, Johnny, what-
what's troublin-
586
00:45:32,224 --> 00:45:34,146
You've run into
a bit of bad luck?
587
00:45:34,770 --> 00:45:36,286
You could say that.
588
00:45:36,466 --> 00:45:40,060
And you need your old
friend to help you out?
589
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:41,255
Yeah.
590
00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:44,676
I do.
I need some help.
591
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,606
I would just be
tickled fucking pink
592
00:45:48,631 --> 00:45:50,357
to help you out,
Johnny.
593
00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:52,841
And I'm going to
do it for nothing.
594
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,278
- My old friend.
- Thanks.
595
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,319
Just like old times, huh,
Johnny? I told ya.
596
00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:22,511
Johnny
597
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,556
I told you...
I told you I'd fix everything.
598
00:46:27,581 --> 00:46:28,729
Yeah...
599
00:46:52,814 --> 00:46:54,689
That what you're gonna do?
600
00:46:54,714 --> 00:46:57,682
Why the hell would I do it
if I would didn't want to?
601
00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:01,254
Knight takes your queen.
602
00:47:02,784 --> 00:47:06,589
Dang it all to hell,
why didn't I see that?
603
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,409
Why didn't you tell me
I had a customer?
604
00:47:09,823 --> 00:47:11,894
You-you didn't ask.
605
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:23,430
Yes, sir?
What can I do you for?
606
00:47:24,649 --> 00:47:26,266
How do you do, sir?
607
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,709
If you're, uh, selling...
I ain't interested.
608
00:47:31,734 --> 00:47:34,677
No, I'm not saying you are,
609
00:47:34,709 --> 00:47:36,459
but you look like the kind
of fella that'd recognize
610
00:47:36,484 --> 00:47:37,663
a deal when he saw one.
611
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,577
And I'm not just saying,
any kind of deal...
612
00:47:39,602 --> 00:47:44,289
I'm talking about
the deal of a lifetime.
613
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,963
Mister, I don't care if you're
giving that thing away
614
00:47:48,988 --> 00:47:51,572
I don't want no
damn vacuum cleaner!
615
00:47:51,597 --> 00:47:53,992
No, no.
Sir, I'm...
616
00:47:54,017 --> 00:47:58,113
To tell you the truth,
I'm not trying to give it away.
617
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,810
I didn't think so.
618
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,474
No, I ain't that greedy.
619
00:48:02,688 --> 00:48:04,005
What?
620
00:48:04,030 --> 00:48:06,303
This is better
than a giveaway.
621
00:48:06,328 --> 00:48:11,846
I'm going to pay you
to take this off my hands.
622
00:48:13,732 --> 00:48:18,761
Hey, Walker. C'mon down here
and listen up to this one.
623
00:48:22,812 --> 00:48:27,156
This here fella says,
that he's gonna pay me
624
00:48:27,351 --> 00:48:30,203
to take that, there,
vacuum cleaner
625
00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:31,946
off'n his hands.
626
00:48:31,971 --> 00:48:33,979
That I am.
You better believe it.
627
00:48:34,308 --> 00:48:36,605
Now, that's
awful friendly of 'em.
628
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,409
How much?
629
00:48:39,434 --> 00:48:42,472
Oh, uh, he didn't say yet.
630
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,673
A brand, spanking new
10-dollar bill.
631
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,068
And, I'm in a mighty
generous mood today
632
00:48:51,093 --> 00:48:53,420
I'd like to extend the offer
to you too, sir.
633
00:48:53,445 --> 00:48:59,007
That is, if you are inclined
to making ten dollars.
634
00:48:59,203 --> 00:49:02,539
Hell...I'll-
I'll take your money from you.
635
00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:05,696
Then...two it is.
636
00:49:06,024 --> 00:49:07,493
Two it is.
637
00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:08,985
Well, now...
638
00:49:26,859 --> 00:49:35,585
d But now I see d
639
00:49:36,884 --> 00:49:38,361
Have a nice nap, Johnny?
640
00:49:38,564 --> 00:49:41,041
Thought I was gonna end it all
right there, didn't you buddy?
641
00:49:41,066 --> 00:49:42,767
Nope, just a little warm up.
642
00:49:42,862 --> 00:49:44,135
Warm up?
643
00:49:44,174 --> 00:49:46,705
Yeah, we wanna
do things right.
644
00:49:46,730 --> 00:49:49,010
We wanna go out
in a little style.
645
00:49:49,035 --> 00:49:51,150
I hadn't really
thought about it much.
646
00:49:51,175 --> 00:49:54,940
Ah, Johnny, you want me
to have a good time,
647
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:57,346
enjoy myself,
I mean my God.
648
00:49:57,371 --> 00:49:58,964
I'm doing this for free,
you know?
649
00:49:58,989 --> 00:50:00,863
I know.
I know, I know.
650
00:50:00,895 --> 00:50:02,628
- And I appreciate it...
- There's no buts.
651
00:50:02,692 --> 00:50:05,513
- But...
- Now, no buts...
652
00:50:05,993 --> 00:50:09,465
Sit down and...
let's try it again.
653
00:50:09,490 --> 00:50:10,317
Please...
654
00:50:10,688 --> 00:50:12,618
Okay? Why don't you
try it again, Johnny?
655
00:50:12,978 --> 00:50:16,313
Give me that arm.
Okay. Yes.
656
00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:18,271
Okay.
657
00:50:21,161 --> 00:50:22,708
Easy now.
658
00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:26,133
Hey, Johnny!
659
00:50:29,483 --> 00:50:32,711
- You hurt my little brother!
- I'm doing a job here.
660
00:50:32,736 --> 00:50:33,620
A job?
661
00:50:33,645 --> 00:50:35,979
He asked me to kill him.
662
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:38,261
Is that right, Johnny?
663
00:50:38,286 --> 00:50:39,901
You want this guy
to kill you, Johnny?
664
00:50:39,932 --> 00:50:42,690
- Something like that.
- Oh God!
665
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:45,931
No!
666
00:50:45,956 --> 00:50:49,039
Oh, Johnny...why didn't you
just ask me to do it, Johnny?
667
00:50:49,064 --> 00:50:50,539
Why didn't you just
ask me, Johnny?
668
00:50:50,572 --> 00:50:52,836
That hurts, Johnny!
That hurts!
669
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,905
I understand that.
670
00:50:55,930 --> 00:51:01,038
Uh, you know, maybe
I could use a hand here...
671
00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:04,128
No shit?
672
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,464
Yeah, hell, why not?
673
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:12,707
I never thought death would
be so difficult to come by,
674
00:51:12,732 --> 00:51:16,590
I mean, hell, most people
seem to fall right into it,
675
00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,497
whether they want to or not.
676
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,851
I wasn't so lucky.
677
00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:23,328
They decided
to take me for a drive,
678
00:51:23,353 --> 00:51:25,399
make it interesting for themselves.
679
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,561
I would have preferred something,
you know, a little more to the point,
680
00:51:30,586 --> 00:51:32,165
get through with it.
681
00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:34,781
But who was I to deprive
them of their good time.
682
00:51:34,806 --> 00:51:39,883
I mean...after all,
they were doing me the favor.
683
00:52:08,331 --> 00:52:09,635
Will you-
684
00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:12,289
Will you look at that?
685
00:52:12,790 --> 00:52:16,540
So, how many-
How many you boys want to take?
686
00:52:17,044 --> 00:52:21,242
Sucked up all
my goddamn sawdust.
687
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,999
I'll take my ten dollars
is what I'll take.
688
00:52:26,024 --> 00:52:29,890
You don't even
want to take one?
689
00:52:30,121 --> 00:52:33,277
We wants our ten dollars.
690
00:52:35,043 --> 00:52:36,308
Alright.
691
00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:39,144
It's your idea...
692
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:50,931
Maybe the prospective ladies, uh,
693
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:54,994
might like to just look
and think about it?
694
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,886
Ain't neither one of us got wives.
695
00:53:00,753 --> 00:53:01,863
Is that a fact?
696
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:03,410
Oh, you better believe it.
697
00:53:03,435 --> 00:53:05,472
Listen, you squirrelly
little son of a bitch,
698
00:53:05,497 --> 00:53:08,059
you better give us our
money and that'll be hell all!
699
00:53:08,127 --> 00:53:12,668
Unless you want us to take out $10
worth of ass-whooping off of your hide?
700
00:53:26,890 --> 00:53:28,944
Bobby.
701
00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:31,194
Timmy.
702
00:53:33,429 --> 00:53:34,460
Harry.
703
00:53:35,429 --> 00:53:37,125
Walker.
704
00:53:37,461 --> 00:53:38,593
Bob.
705
00:53:39,226 --> 00:53:40,367
Timmy.
706
00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:42,677
Harry.
707
00:53:42,896 --> 00:53:43,989
Walker.
708
00:53:46,021 --> 00:53:47,915
What's going on?
709
00:53:48,081 --> 00:53:50,628
Uh, this gentleman here was
about to give us ten dollars
710
00:53:50,653 --> 00:53:55,301
a piece for listening
to his, uh, salesman bullshit.
711
00:53:55,885 --> 00:53:59,580
- That true now?
- Oh, well...here it is.
712
00:54:00,283 --> 00:54:04,630
Why...
that's might nice of him.
713
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,694
He ain't gonna be in business
too long doing things like that.
714
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,029
Well, actually, I was wondering
if, maybe, you officers
715
00:54:16,054 --> 00:54:18,484
would like to see
a demonstration?
716
00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:21,586
Fool's got a thing
about giving his money away.
717
00:54:22,265 --> 00:54:24,444
Well, that sounds good to me.
718
00:54:27,601 --> 00:54:29,554
Just, uh...
719
00:54:29,579 --> 00:54:35,888
I'm a might short...
I, only need to
720
00:54:35,913 --> 00:54:37,882
go back out to my car
721
00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:41,381
to remedy that-
that situation.
722
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:41,657
Hello?
Anybody home?
723
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,032
I know somebody's home.
I just don't- don't think I...
724
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,094
I know someone's here.
725
00:57:52,119 --> 00:57:55,415
I just don't know
how to tell you...
726
00:57:55,526 --> 00:58:00,033
get an advantage that
you won't be able to find
727
00:58:00,058 --> 00:58:03,213
when I leave this
beautiful neighborhood, I...
728
00:58:03,238 --> 00:58:06,925
I've never been able
to really say how much
729
00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:11,527
it gives me pleasure
to offer what's actually a gift.
730
00:58:12,962 --> 00:58:14,919
Yoohoo!
731
00:58:18,562 --> 00:58:20,235
Why, hello.
732
00:58:21,954 --> 00:58:24,093
Make yourself at home.
733
00:58:26,258 --> 00:58:28,320
Howdy there, ma'am.
734
00:58:28,737 --> 00:58:32,265
Well, I'm so sorry for
barging in on your
735
00:58:32,290 --> 00:58:35,187
abode like this,
but sometimes I feel
736
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:39,888
I'd hate to leave a neighborhood
without even extending the opportunity...
737
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,750
Most people wrap their five
little fingers into a ball and knock,
738
00:58:57,066 --> 00:59:01,980
but, I guess you must have
a sore hand or somethin'.
739
00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:05,793
Uh, no.
No, my, my hand's alright,
740
00:59:05,857 --> 00:59:08,896
I knocked, but you just didn't hear.
741
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,709
Yeah, I didn't hear you.
742
00:59:10,734 --> 00:59:16,435
I- I, sorta, felt the door was
slightly open so I came in.
743
00:59:17,410 --> 00:59:22,222
To tell the truth,
I've been waiting for you.
744
00:59:23,473 --> 00:59:24,792
You have?
745
00:59:25,457 --> 00:59:29,094
That's right.
I knew you'd be coming by.
746
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,767
How'd you know that?
747
00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:36,307
I just did.
748
00:59:36,332 --> 00:59:38,963
I woke up this morning,
I had a feeling
749
00:59:38,988 --> 00:59:40,915
that I'd have a visitor,
and as it turned out
750
00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:44,393
I was right,
cause here you are.
751
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,769
My, oh my.
752
00:59:47,926 --> 00:59:50,973
This is a nice house
you have here, ma'am.
753
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,294
Well, thank you.
I did it myself.
754
00:59:54,319 --> 00:59:57,482
Now, would you like to
sit down and
755
00:59:57,507 --> 00:59:59,646
chat for a little bit, or...
756
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,428
would you prefer
to get right to it?
757
01:00:02,459 --> 01:00:03,467
Ma'am!
758
01:00:03,492 --> 01:00:07,052
Don't play games with me,
we know why you're here.
759
01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:09,334
You do?
760
01:00:09,389 --> 01:00:10,942
Yes, I do.
761
01:00:11,304 --> 01:00:13,726
You want'n to sell me
one of them vacuum cleaners,
762
01:00:13,751 --> 01:00:16,336
so, why don't you just
go ahead and get started,
763
01:00:16,361 --> 01:00:20,751
but I have to warn ya,
I know my cleaners.
764
01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:26,931
You mean, you want me
to demonstrate the Century 5000?
765
01:00:27,345 --> 01:00:29,275
Yes, that's what I want.
766
01:00:29,322 --> 01:00:32,117
Yes, sir.
There ain't no way around it.
767
01:00:32,142 --> 01:00:35,439
No, sir. I don't want any
arguments from you
768
01:00:35,471 --> 01:00:37,571
I just want
you to start.
769
01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:43,355
Then I- I figure
we best get right to it.
770
01:00:43,394 --> 01:00:46,721
Okay.
I'll hang it.
771
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,880
Out your coat.
I'll hang it.
772
01:00:48,905 --> 01:00:51,974
- I think if...oh...
- What? What?
773
01:00:52,013 --> 01:00:53,217
Oh...
774
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,837
- May I?
- Yes, you may.
775
01:01:20,887 --> 01:01:23,137
Okay, that's enough.
776
01:01:23,162 --> 01:01:24,465
No, I want to go more.
777
01:01:24,490 --> 01:01:26,005
Jordan, come on.
778
01:01:26,067 --> 01:01:27,176
But mom...
779
01:01:27,201 --> 01:01:29,036
Better let
your dad take it.
780
01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:31,263
- But I don't wanna.
- Now, young man.
781
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,906
- You hate me!
- I don't hate you, Jordan.
782
01:01:34,931 --> 01:01:37,195
- Yes, you do.
- Ah, we do not hate you, Jordan.
783
01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:39,321
Yes, you do.
You both do.
784
01:01:39,346 --> 01:01:41,603
We love you very much.
Now, put on your seat belt.
785
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,140
It's not funny, young lady.
786
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:50,804
What now?
787
01:01:50,829 --> 01:01:52,475
God dammit, she's wet.
788
01:01:53,569 --> 01:01:55,210
Isn't she a
little old for that?
789
01:01:55,235 --> 01:01:56,773
Oh! Well, sorry doctor.
790
01:01:56,798 --> 01:01:59,148
Maybe she's just a little
upset from the day's events, okay?
791
01:01:59,173 --> 01:02:01,375
I'm sorry she
couldn't control it!
792
01:02:17,888 --> 01:02:20,288
Hold it right there.
Vehicle inspection.
793
01:02:24,513 --> 01:02:27,536
What the hell are
three nice boys
794
01:02:27,561 --> 01:02:29,669
like yourselves doing
way the hell out here?
795
01:02:29,694 --> 01:02:32,311
Well, we was goin'
on a ride and, uh,
796
01:02:32,336 --> 01:02:34,835
- car stopped.
- For a joyride.
797
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:36,795
- A joy ride, huh?
- Yes.
798
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:38,802
You know,
I almost didn't stop.
799
01:02:38,827 --> 01:02:40,568
I thought, for a second,
about all the things
800
01:02:40,593 --> 01:02:44,170
that could happen to a
young, vulnerable woman like myself
801
01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:46,600
Way out in
the middle of nowhere.
802
01:02:46,884 --> 01:02:48,860
But, you know...
803
01:02:48,892 --> 01:02:51,228
y'all look like
a bunch of good boys.
804
01:02:51,423 --> 01:02:52,571
Yes, miss.
805
01:02:52,610 --> 01:02:55,594
You could just say you're as safe
as a baby in his mama's arms.
806
01:02:55,628 --> 01:02:58,049
Besides, sometimes you
just gotta say "fuck it".
807
01:02:58,074 --> 01:02:59,432
Am I right on this, boys?
808
01:02:59,457 --> 01:03:01,033
Oh, are you rights about that.
809
01:03:01,058 --> 01:03:04,184
Oh, you sure are.
Ain't that right, Johnny?
810
01:04:19,446 --> 01:04:21,782
You know, you're the
first person that's ever
811
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:24,065
really, really appreciated her.
812
01:04:24,090 --> 01:04:26,440
- Oh, no, you're funning me.
- Yeah.
813
01:04:26,465 --> 01:04:29,362
Oh, most people, they don't
want to have nothing to do with me.
814
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,417
Really?
815
01:04:30,442 --> 01:04:33,268
You know I find
that hard to believe.
816
01:04:33,293 --> 01:04:34,606
I envy you.
817
01:04:34,631 --> 01:04:36,520
You must have the
greatest job in the world,
818
01:04:36,545 --> 01:04:38,998
just traveling around all creation,
819
01:04:39,023 --> 01:04:40,449
meeting nice folks,
820
01:04:40,474 --> 01:04:42,646
selling 'em something
as special as her,
821
01:04:42,671 --> 01:04:44,471
I sure do envy you, sir.
822
01:04:44,496 --> 01:04:46,615
Well, it ain't
exactly like that.
823
01:04:46,648 --> 01:04:48,585
Oh, sure it is.
824
01:04:48,648 --> 01:04:49,983
A good of salesman as you,
825
01:04:50,008 --> 01:04:52,538
you must have
a gravy good time.
826
01:04:52,563 --> 01:04:55,288
Why, I bet you could
sell shoes
827
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,774
to a fella with no feet.
828
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,336
Well...
829
01:05:01,313 --> 01:05:01,907
No.
830
01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:06,235
Me, on the other hand,
I'm stuck up here
831
01:05:06,327 --> 01:05:08,670
in this big, old lonely house,
832
01:05:08,695 --> 01:05:12,703
no one to talk to,
nothing to do.
833
01:05:12,728 --> 01:05:14,624
Nobody to do it with.
834
01:05:14,733 --> 01:05:17,475
I'd leave this place
in a split second
835
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:20,960
if I could figure out
what I wanted do with myself.
836
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,439
Well, ma'am, I-
837
01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:31,533
I think I've taken up about
enough of your hospitality.
838
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,179
I best be going.
839
01:05:34,327 --> 01:05:37,678
Oh, no!
You can't go.
840
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,235
Why not?
841
01:05:39,509 --> 01:05:42,712
Well...
because...
842
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:47,187
Aren't you going to sell me
one of them nice, new vacuum cleaners?
843
01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:50,481
No, ma'am.
844
01:05:50,801 --> 01:05:52,028
Why not?
845
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,263
Well...
846
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,517
I...
847
01:05:58,542 --> 01:05:59,950
I can't.
848
01:05:59,975 --> 01:06:01,146
Oh...
849
01:06:01,209 --> 01:06:03,022
Why can't you?
850
01:06:03,047 --> 01:06:05,373
Well, because we're out of stock.
851
01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:06,539
Well,
852
01:06:06,624 --> 01:06:08,798
I'll just take this one then,
I don't mind.
853
01:06:08,823 --> 01:06:10,680
I don't mind-
I don't mind.
854
01:06:10,705 --> 01:06:12,258
- Give it! I don't mind if it-
- No! no!
855
01:06:13,024 --> 01:06:14,274
Give it back.
856
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:27,098
She's a demo,
and I'm lost without her.
857
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:36,119
Alright. It's okay.
I understand.
858
01:06:42,190 --> 01:06:43,822
I best be going.
859
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,593
Fine, if you're sure...
860
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,160
Okay, I'll go get
you your coat.
861
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:37,490
Hey, what about, uh,
schmucko out in the car?
862
01:07:40,945 --> 01:07:42,788
What about 'em?
863
01:07:42,813 --> 01:07:43,911
I don't know...
864
01:07:44,539 --> 01:07:46,078
Should we get him something?
865
01:07:47,041 --> 01:07:48,134
Get him what?
866
01:07:48,159 --> 01:07:49,830
- You know
- Something to eat?
867
01:07:50,581 --> 01:07:52,893
Yeah, a bite
to eat or somethin'.
868
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,853
I don't know.
I don't see any donuts in here,
869
01:07:57,878 --> 01:07:59,556
do you?
870
01:08:02,032 --> 01:08:04,530
No, I don't see
no donuts
871
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:07,149
Well, then I guess
he's out of luck.
872
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,529
I guess he is!
873
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:27,453
Damn, now that is a big
ass snake, right there.
874
01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:28,876
Look at that
motherfucker!
875
01:08:29,090 --> 01:08:30,817
Motherfucker looks
almost like my dick.
876
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:33,279
But it's a little smaller,
you know what I'm sayin'?
877
01:08:34,788 --> 01:08:36,272
Man, I'm from Missouri.
878
01:08:36,297 --> 01:08:38,335
You know, that's the "Show Me" state.
879
01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:39,962
What?
880
01:08:39,987 --> 01:08:42,455
Motherfucker, show me
that you can walk.
881
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,689
Okay?
You show me that.
882
01:08:43,714 --> 01:08:45,556
Bitch.
Walkin' is for hoes,
883
01:08:45,581 --> 01:08:46,955
rolling is for pimps.
884
01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:48,088
Yeah, whatever.
885
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,804
Close the door, hoe.
886
01:08:51,007 --> 01:08:53,202
Roll your ass
to the table, pimp.
887
01:09:01,177 --> 01:09:03,106
Goodness gracious...
888
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,122
man...
889
01:09:04,318 --> 01:09:05,568
look at these prices!
890
01:09:05,593 --> 01:09:07,632
Now, dis is some
high ass shit
891
01:09:07,657 --> 01:09:09,945
for us to be in the desert,
look at this!
892
01:09:09,970 --> 01:09:12,906
Chili dog.
Five dollars, dammit.
893
01:09:12,931 --> 01:09:13,923
I ain't got no money.
894
01:09:13,948 --> 01:09:15,197
Did you bring some
money with you, dude?
895
01:09:15,222 --> 01:09:16,235
I'm broke.
896
01:09:16,744 --> 01:09:18,095
Man, you always broke.
897
01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:21,875
Look, do you got
some money or not?
898
01:09:23,164 --> 01:09:25,281
I don't need no money.
899
01:09:30,081 --> 01:09:34,279
"Ghetto" Express,
never leave home without it.
900
01:09:34,791 --> 01:09:37,869
Cool, cool...you can pay
for this shit then.
901
01:09:43,946 --> 01:09:46,282
What happened to the music?
902
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,900
I'm hungry.
903
01:10:12,916 --> 01:10:14,244
I'm starving.
904
01:10:14,269 --> 01:10:16,659
- What do you want to eat?
- Can you check my zipper?
905
01:10:21,728 --> 01:10:23,501
Are we gonna take
that Lamaze class?
906
01:10:23,526 --> 01:10:25,923
Like the car at my Le Mans?
What are you talkin' about?
907
01:10:25,948 --> 01:10:27,501
No! LA-MAZE.
908
01:10:27,526 --> 01:10:28,634
MA-AZE!
909
01:10:28,659 --> 01:10:29,885
What is that?
910
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:37,886
Do you have any money?
911
01:10:39,409 --> 01:10:41,113
Okay, give me the cards.
912
01:10:41,316 --> 01:10:42,378
What cards?
913
01:10:42,403 --> 01:10:43,652
Credit cards.
914
01:10:43,677 --> 01:10:45,248
They're canceled, my love.
915
01:10:45,273 --> 01:10:46,529
Canceled?
916
01:10:46,554 --> 01:10:49,482
You don't pay your bills?
They cancel your cards.
917
01:10:49,671 --> 01:10:51,109
Ah, yeah.
918
01:10:53,569 --> 01:10:54,780
Okay.
919
01:10:56,105 --> 01:10:57,335
Where're you goin'?
920
01:10:59,270 --> 01:11:03,309
I'm going to
provide for my family.
921
01:11:07,259 --> 01:11:09,132
What is this place?
922
01:11:09,157 --> 01:11:11,048
Somebody live here?
923
01:11:13,823 --> 01:11:14,542
I-
924
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,823
I do.
925
01:11:17,745 --> 01:11:20,042
It's...really nice.
926
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,286
Except it kind of stinks.
927
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:23,724
Guess you get used to it.
928
01:11:24,245 --> 01:11:26,356
It's so empty.
929
01:11:26,381 --> 01:11:28,810
Yeah, just like his life.
930
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,512
Don't I know you
from somewhere?
931
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,747
I don't think so.
932
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:40,621
Heyyy...
933
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,855
wanna have some fun?
934
01:12:10,196 --> 01:12:11,556
Bulls-eye.
935
01:12:39,632 --> 01:12:41,842
Oh, yeah!
936
01:12:49,885 --> 01:12:51,760
Hold on there, hot shot.
937
01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:55,228
Come over here.
Yeehaw!
938
01:12:58,220 --> 01:12:59,735
Is it dead?
939
01:13:00,220 --> 01:13:01,681
Nah, he's asleep.
940
01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:04,846
Uh huh, things
like that don't sleep.
941
01:13:04,871 --> 01:13:05,933
Sure they do, boobala.
942
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,473
- Mhm. Mmmmm.
- Yeah.
943
01:13:08,210 --> 01:13:10,991
Sometimes, after
they eat, like, a big rat
944
01:13:11,546 --> 01:13:13,023
or a goat, or somethin'
945
01:13:13,048 --> 01:13:13,538
Mhmm.
946
01:13:13,563 --> 01:13:18,055
they just crawl right into a hole
and they sleep for months.
947
01:13:18,329 --> 01:13:21,071
That's what I want to do with you!
948
01:13:21,423 --> 01:13:25,375
Crawl into some little
love nest of a hole
949
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,407
and not come out, never.
950
01:13:29,308 --> 01:13:32,261
Now, how can any sane
man resist an offer like that?
951
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:49,505
What do you think
of the name, "Max"?
952
01:13:49,530 --> 01:13:51,333
- Yup.
- I like "Max".
953
01:13:51,381 --> 01:13:52,694
- Wolfgang.
- Wolfgang's good.
954
01:13:52,719 --> 01:13:55,124
What about if-
What if it's a girl?
955
01:13:55,149 --> 01:13:56,335
It's not gonna be a girl.
956
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,594
Might be a girl.
957
01:13:58,024 --> 01:13:59,024
Chewing gum?
958
01:13:59,049 --> 01:14:00,063
Thank you, baby.
959
01:14:05,907 --> 01:14:07,267
Mmm, I want one of these.
960
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:08,617
Oh, be careful.
961
01:14:10,626 --> 01:14:12,595
Wolfgang. I like Wolfgang,
but what if it's a girl?
962
01:14:19,259 --> 01:14:20,681
See that?
963
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:34,440
I want this...and this...
964
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,622
and this...
I want this.
965
01:14:37,943 --> 01:14:40,982
Why don't you just
make a nice, neat pile?
966
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,497
Yo! What do we gotta
do to get some service?
967
01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:48,060
Hey, watch your manners.
968
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:51,242
You ham-and-egg-eating
motherfucker,
969
01:14:51,267 --> 01:14:52,688
he ain't talkin' to you.
970
01:14:53,446 --> 01:14:56,852
Well, my friend, who the fuck
were you talkin' to then?
971
01:14:58,086 --> 01:15:00,642
Look Band-aid-Man,
your ass ain't in it, alright?
972
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,328
Betta tell this man somethin'...
973
01:15:04,602 --> 01:15:06,602
don't have me to get up.
974
01:15:11,399 --> 01:15:12,641
Thank you.
975
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,917
You really want that cleaner?
976
01:15:30,942 --> 01:15:33,011
More than anything.
977
01:15:34,183 --> 01:15:35,948
Maybe we oughta...
978
01:15:36,012 --> 01:15:38,339
get your husband down here,
let him have a looksie.
979
01:15:38,364 --> 01:15:39,752
Get his a-okay?
980
01:15:39,871 --> 01:15:43,619
You silly, you.
I ain't got me no husband.
981
01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:46,000
Your brother?
982
01:15:46,355 --> 01:15:48,472
Don't have one of them either.
983
01:15:48,536 --> 01:15:49,698
Your sister?
984
01:15:49,746 --> 01:15:50,550
Mhmm.
985
01:15:50,953 --> 01:15:53,276
Ain't ya got no cousins neither?
986
01:15:53,301 --> 01:15:54,315
Nope.
987
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,882
I can't!
988
01:16:06,069 --> 01:16:07,295
Can't what?
989
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:08,203
I-
990
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,108
I can't!
991
01:16:14,072 --> 01:16:18,598
I can't...sell it to you.
992
01:16:19,564 --> 01:16:20,619
Oh...
993
01:16:21,612 --> 01:16:23,307
Before I go...
994
01:16:25,745 --> 01:16:28,768
I got to make
a confession to you.
995
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:29,808
Uh huh.
996
01:16:29,913 --> 01:16:31,967
The truth is I been lyin'.
997
01:16:31,992 --> 01:16:34,506
Lyin'?
About what?
998
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:39,592
I ain't been sellin'
vacuum cleaners at all...
999
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:45,773
I was fired from the
Century company 12 years ago.
1000
01:16:45,798 --> 01:16:48,421
I just been riding around
and killing people,
1001
01:16:48,461 --> 01:16:51,961
and burying them out
in the flat seats
1002
01:16:51,986 --> 01:16:53,704
I find that hard to believe.
1003
01:16:53,729 --> 01:16:54,415
It's true!
1004
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:55,869
No it ain't.
1005
01:16:56,489 --> 01:16:57,736
Afraid so.
1006
01:16:57,761 --> 01:16:59,662
What, so you gonna kill me?
1007
01:17:02,016 --> 01:17:03,898
I won't believe that.
1008
01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:06,759
True story.
1009
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:13,713
Is that...what you's
gonna kill me with?
1010
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,152
Yes, ma'am.
1011
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:40,191
Wait!
Where are you going?
1012
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:44,677
So...you killed a lot of people,
1013
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:45,997
but that doesn't mean nothing
1014
01:17:46,022 --> 01:17:47,928
I mean, they probably deserved it.
1015
01:17:47,953 --> 01:17:49,006
They were
probably really mean
1016
01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:50,335
cause I know
you wouldn't hurt a fly,
1017
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,979
unless they did
something bad to you first.
1018
01:17:53,004 --> 01:17:54,174
That ain't exactly true...
1019
01:17:54,199 --> 01:17:55,690
Yes it is.
It's true.
1020
01:17:55,715 --> 01:17:57,635
Look, you believe
in God don't you?
1021
01:17:57,660 --> 01:17:58,183
Course I do.
1022
01:17:58,208 --> 01:17:59,653
Alright.
Okay.
1023
01:17:59,678 --> 01:18:01,255
So God has a plan,
1024
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,076
I mean, there are things
that happen for a bigger reason.
1025
01:18:04,101 --> 01:18:05,385
Sometimes we can't grasp it
1026
01:18:05,417 --> 01:18:07,666
because we're just
really confused, that's all.
1027
01:18:07,730 --> 01:18:09,745
But, look at you,
coming here and all
1028
01:18:09,770 --> 01:18:11,018
Why do you think
that happened?
1029
01:18:11,043 --> 01:18:12,183
What do you call that?
1030
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,198
- Coincidence.
- No! No! No!
1031
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,410
Listen to me.
1032
01:18:15,435 --> 01:18:17,942
How did I know you
were coming here today?
1033
01:18:17,967 --> 01:18:19,746
How about that?
1034
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,695
I don't think th-
1035
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,188
How come you didn't kill me?
1036
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,724
Cause you're the
first person that's ever
1037
01:18:34,749 --> 01:18:38,005
treated me with any
kindness in all these years.
1038
01:18:39,946 --> 01:18:42,381
I couldn't bring
myself to do it.
1039
01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:43,831
Well...
1040
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:49,015
You're sure the nicest
salesman I've ever met.
1041
01:18:49,070 --> 01:18:50,468
So, what about
your wife then?
1042
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:52,804
I mean,
where is she?
1043
01:18:52,859 --> 01:18:56,148
What does she think
about what you do?
1044
01:18:56,761 --> 01:18:58,277
I ain't never been married.
1045
01:18:58,302 --> 01:19:00,168
You ain't never been married?
1046
01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:03,629
A handsome man?
Such as yourself.
1047
01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:08,000
No, ma'am.
1048
01:19:08,096 --> 01:19:12,220
So, um, there's nobody
that'll miss you then?
1049
01:19:12,245 --> 01:19:14,854
I mean, if you
was to drop off
1050
01:19:14,879 --> 01:19:16,488
the edge of the world tomorrow
1051
01:19:16,513 --> 01:19:19,481
there's nobody that's gonna
come looking for you?
1052
01:19:19,888 --> 01:19:21,177
Not a soul.
1053
01:19:22,389 --> 01:19:24,443
Now, is that a fact?
1054
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,723
I got a little confession
of my own to make.
1055
01:19:27,911 --> 01:19:30,895
I been killin' travelin' salesmen,
1056
01:19:31,013 --> 01:19:33,013
such as yourself, sir.
1057
01:19:44,452 --> 01:19:47,435
Yo yo! Can we please
have some service?
1058
01:19:47,460 --> 01:19:49,303
What's it look like
to you yo-yo man?
1059
01:19:49,336 --> 01:19:51,327
I got six hands?
Hold your water.
1060
01:19:51,389 --> 01:19:53,445
What fucking water?
We ain't got no water.
1061
01:19:53,470 --> 01:19:54,820
- I'm tired of this shit.
- Are you through?
1062
01:19:54,845 --> 01:19:56,571
Betcha if I come over
there and put a cap in
1063
01:19:56,596 --> 01:19:59,384
fat man imposter boy,
I'd get some service in here.
1064
01:19:59,751 --> 01:20:01,105
- Son of a bitch!
- Break 'em off
1065
01:20:01,813 --> 01:20:03,969
- Shit, come on!
- Get him!
1066
01:20:05,431 --> 01:20:06,477
What do you mean?
1067
01:20:07,149 --> 01:20:08,446
Now wait a minute...
1068
01:20:14,231 --> 01:20:16,013
Hey, you're in my
chair, old man.
1069
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:16,872
Well goddammit!
1070
01:20:16,897 --> 01:20:18,333
We come in here every
god damned day,
1071
01:20:18,358 --> 01:20:19,983
we sit in the same god
damned place every lunch
1072
01:20:20,008 --> 01:20:20,968
- Get a new life.
- Calm yourself.
1073
01:20:20,993 --> 01:20:22,078
Find something different.
1074
01:20:22,103 --> 01:20:24,242
Every single time
you have to st...
1075
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,603
- Cranky old creep.
- Fucking asshole.
1076
01:20:43,642 --> 01:20:45,353
How's it, sweetheart?
1077
01:20:45,977 --> 01:20:48,071
Oh, same as yesterday.
1078
01:20:48,096 --> 01:20:50,016
Looks like you
got a full house.
1079
01:20:50,041 --> 01:20:51,375
Mhmm.
1080
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:04,678
Hello?
1081
01:21:14,915 --> 01:21:18,400
Oh my God!
Martin! Oh!
1082
01:22:17,488 --> 01:22:21,039
There comes a point,
an awakening,
1083
01:22:21,064 --> 01:22:24,322
when you know
you have to take control.
1084
01:22:24,518 --> 01:22:26,808
That moment came to me,
1085
01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:29,301
through a wall of screams.
1086
01:22:29,699 --> 01:22:34,558
Like a red, ripe train charging
through a field of virgin snow.
1087
01:22:35,334 --> 01:22:37,546
I saw it, clearly.
1088
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,397
I had to save her.
1089
01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:43,127
I thought the situation hopeless,
1090
01:22:43,168 --> 01:22:46,901
but...then, there it was.
1091
01:22:46,989 --> 01:22:48,801
Like God was
making up for some
1092
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:51,660
past, unjustified harshness, I-
1093
01:22:52,094 --> 01:22:55,291
I reached out and took control.
1094
01:23:17,121 --> 01:23:18,660
Can I get you anything else?
1095
01:23:18,749 --> 01:23:21,662
Yeah, uh,
we were just leaving.
1096
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,135
Freeze!
1097
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:27,604
Holy shit!
1098
01:23:30,191 --> 01:23:33,441
Oh! I am so sorry!
1099
01:23:33,754 --> 01:23:35,277
Make a hat
with your hands!
1100
01:23:35,302 --> 01:23:37,698
I was just- I was just
gonna feed my family.
1101
01:23:37,723 --> 01:23:38,675
It was just-
It was just some-
1102
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:40,917
- What the hell you doin'?
- food. Some Twinkies and Cracker Jacks.
1103
01:23:40,942 --> 01:23:44,273
Out in the car they've got a-
Somebody's got a-
1104
01:23:44,298 --> 01:23:45,871
- I didn't mean anything,
- Right outside!
1105
01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:47,066
- the boss and the credit cards-
- Martin!
1106
01:23:47,091 --> 01:23:48,293
In the-
In the lot!
1107
01:23:48,318 --> 01:23:49,606
Martin!
1108
01:23:49,874 --> 01:23:51,828
There are bad guys in here,
I can smell 'em!
1109
01:23:51,853 --> 01:23:53,726
- Oh my God!
- they canceled them, I don't know, I-
1110
01:23:53,766 --> 01:23:54,657
you can ask Alice.
1111
01:23:54,682 --> 01:23:56,438
I didn't mean it, Alice!
1112
01:23:56,463 --> 01:23:57,971
- I didn't mean it, Alice.
- It's him!
1113
01:23:57,996 --> 01:23:59,142
- I didn't mean it.
- That's the guy!
1114
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:01,947
Make a hat with your hands!
Now, motherfucker!
1115
01:24:01,972 --> 01:24:03,549
Ooh, don't!
1116
01:24:03,574 --> 01:24:04,425
Do it!
1117
01:24:04,450 --> 01:24:06,715
I'm going to put a new
hole in your face, motherfucker!
1118
01:24:06,740 --> 01:24:09,496
A hat with my hands, okay.
1119
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:11,692
Somebody better
tell me what's going on!
1120
01:24:11,717 --> 01:24:13,865
- I wasn't gonna hurt anybody!
- Damn!
1121
01:24:14,313 --> 01:24:15,422
Gun!
1122
01:24:16,669 --> 01:24:17,360
Gun!
1123
01:24:17,758 --> 01:24:18,734
- Gun!
- Smoke they ass!
1124
01:24:20,883 --> 01:24:22,704
- Oh, God!
- Sweet Jesus!
1125
01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:25,780
You know,
I was just thinking...
1126
01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:27,827
What's that?
1127
01:27:27,852 --> 01:27:29,312
Oh, um...
1128
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:35,675
I think we make
a pretty good team.
1129
01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:41,742
I'd sure say so.
1130
01:27:44,561 --> 01:27:45,421
What?
1131
01:27:45,446 --> 01:27:47,069
What is it?
What's so funny?
1132
01:27:47,101 --> 01:27:48,850
Oh, nothing, nothing, um-
1133
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:51,018
I was just thinking
to myself that,
1134
01:27:51,043 --> 01:27:52,870
you know, if we
ever did decide to
1135
01:27:52,895 --> 01:27:54,277
sell one of these things
1136
01:27:54,302 --> 01:27:55,699
I have a whole
closet full of 'em
1137
01:27:55,724 --> 01:27:57,473
that we could choose from.
1138
01:28:01,362 --> 01:28:03,714
Well, I don't-
I don't know if-
1139
01:28:03,769 --> 01:28:06,175
- I don't think that-
- Well, um, I mean...
1140
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:09,003
not that we...
don't worry about it.
1141
01:28:09,692 --> 01:28:10,926
Don't worry about it.
1142
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,993
I didn't want to die.
1143
01:28:14,955 --> 01:28:16,838
None of us really do.
1144
01:28:17,101 --> 01:28:18,757
In the end,
all I wanted was...
1145
01:28:18,782 --> 01:28:20,609
the same as everybody else.
1146
01:28:21,124 --> 01:28:22,662
A little love,
1147
01:28:22,810 --> 01:28:24,576
a little attention,
1148
01:28:25,046 --> 01:28:27,233
and a way out of the "nowhere"
1149
01:28:27,258 --> 01:28:29,405
my life had become.
1150
01:28:32,405 --> 01:28:36,405
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