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during the last part of the 20th century

great advancements were being made in

the field of genetic research

in england it had been announced that a

sheep had been successfully cloned

secretly the united states government

had been genetically creating animals

for more than a decade

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bananadyne industries have been

commissioned to design and bring into

being an alternative to traditional

military thinking

ae73 and ae 74 were designed and

conceived for this purpose the super

intellectual ae73 looked like a normal

golden retriever while his counterpart

ae74 was considered an unsuccessful

attempt

it was hoped that the symbiotic team of

intelligence gatherer and precise

killing machine would allow that

american soldiers would never again have

to die in the field

by deploying biogenetic creations human

interaction would be kept to a minimum

and the enemy would be swept away

but something went terribly wrong

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ah

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foreign

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uh

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i'm

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out wow

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wow

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uh

barnes here i'll clear up the reptile

house

robertson can't remember whether or not

he left the security door open

i'm all over it

and these days robertson's gonna forget

to breathe

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who's there

not going to hurt you

i got a little guy just like you at home

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what's the matter

hey you can't just run around in here

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the hell was that

a barn there i got an animal loose in

the area

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on

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ah

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while officials remain silent at least

one individual's new security guard was

killed police are unwilling to speculate

at this time as to the motive of the

killing or even whether the perpetrator

is man or animal

what was that john

brody homicide

morning

morning you don't want to hope you

haven't eaten

why are you serving uh not today but a

couple of the blues really got the dry

heaves from this one

the hell is this

i'm gonna figure it out and make my job

much easier you know

it's a chimpanzee from the rainforest of

equatorial africa

of course i'm impressed

so i've been watching too much

sportscenter and not enough discovery

channel

animals aren't my thing

people are

right

check this out

cut clear through the spinal column

probably already dead

most of this damage is post water

there's some kind of ritual killing you

mean a human perv

no

this wasn't done with a knife two

jackets most of it was blunt force even

literally bashed to [ __ ] with a

tremendous amount of force

an animal must have gotten a loose a

lion a bear maybe

no that would have been too tidy

i mean all the prisoners are still in

their cages

so what are we left with here after uh

the process of elimination uh a mountain

lion with a baseball bat what hey

all i do is put the bodies on ice

it's up to you guys for the

interpretation

i'll take another look at the body

you're gonna come up with something else

that'd be nice doc because you weren't a

damn bit of help

thanks a lot guys that's cool

if i have a chance talk to the guards

again

i mean we gotta have something for them

bring

excuse me can i help you

no i don't think so i'm gonna have to

ask you to stop what you're doing man

this is a crime scene

oh what can i do for you officer

could start with your name

dr hudson grace

i'm with the zoo i'm the staff zoologist

telephone

is this personal or business

what does it look like to you

telephone

555-2378

let me ask you something

what kind of animal drags its prey

around it covers up its own

tracks a smart one

excuse me

nothing

man's the only animal capable of

that i've never seen a man kill like

that

hey hey what are you doing i'm sorry you

you're gonna have to leave this area for

now

i'm finished here anyway

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a couple more

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so

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no

do you know how close you just came to

getting shot now go out and beat it

i'm on the clock here so

what are you lost

is that your deal

here come here come here oh no caller

great

listen you

i got a little too much on my mind to

deal with a stray with no id okay so you

know i mean

all right all right shut up you're

giving me a headache

okay you win uncommon

hmm

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i know you have been working on

something top secret down there but come

on

don't tell me that i'm going on a duck

hunt if the woods are full of bears

i want to know

how afraid should i be of this ae 74

thing

unfortunately

very

ae74

or the outsiders i started calling him

was genetically engineered for the

military

to be the second half of a search and

destroy team

a destroyer

right

he was designed to work in an empathic

partnership with the golden retriever

ae73

they're psychically linked

jesus

whose idea was that

mine

we made the dog in the lab too

it's probably smarter than half a you

we didn't make a frankenstein and set

him free doctor

i was trying to fix the outsider to cure

him

his problems went from flaws in his

design

my design

research assistants are about diamond up

and then ae 74 is priceless you do the

math

all right let's put them down

come on

okay let's go on three

ready one

two

three

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einstein what's wrong

hey what's gotten into you

hey

remove the cage

it's easy for you to say

okay i'll back you up from over here

yeah

you wimps there's enough sedatives in

this thing to keep goliath down come on

einstein you've had a long day some

sleep is gonna do you good

all right

in you go

oh

you didn't want me to close it

do you want me to leave it open until

you go to sleep

good one for yes now let's just make

sure do you want me to close it now

good boy two for no

hi hi

okay

vital signs are slowing

stabilizing

74 sleeping like a baby

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all right let's grab up and get to work

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prep the cradle saw ready doctor

keep an eye on it's vital

bp and heart rate are stable

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ah

there's another one of them

you all can see that

that's one more of the brain lesions

we're after gotcha

miserable it just looks like the rest of

his brain

maybe

but these lesions obstruct his functions

his memory his spatial judgment his

reasoning capacities they make him

disoriented basically a schizophrenic

okay close him up

once he heals his brain should be

reintegrated finally we'll be able to

rehabilitate so he goes to sleep barely

functional and wakes up a stranger to

himself

it could be a bumpy ride

time heals all wounds

give you five bucks

please

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oh

what's up his rain waves are erratic

there's an increase in density and

frequencies off the scale in other words

he's pissed

go get dr hudson for it

wow

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let's get more anesthetic into him we're

going to immobilize it before he does

damage

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now he's probably out there somewhere

tracking the dog

okay

maybe they'll destroy each other save us

the trouble the dog will avoid the

outsider at all costs

because he can sense the outsiders

jealousy and hatred all right we better

get this thing before the press does

we'll probably have more luck catching

the dog because he won't run from us we

get it

and use it as bait for the outsider what

do we do with them when we catch them

both

orders are to terminate the project

all of it

now remember

you so much as breathe a word of this to

any civilians you might as well shoot

them dead on the spot

this information has the highest

classification

you want to stop on the way in drop a

fido off in his new arm

i swear i don't know i don't know how

i've worked with you all these years

well let's see in the end my friend how

could you even think about taking a

great dog like that to the pound yeah

you call that a great dog a four-legged

flea bucket

oh

you hear that he understands huh he

knows maybe not the specifics

but he knows she's got no heart yeah

you know anything about human nature

you're gonna have a sucker like you no

no he left that up to you oh yeah

like he understands he's a long-term

thinker come on let's take him to the

pound who are you kidding you know

if i was to take him to the pound you'd

fight me toe-to-toe in the middle of the

street before you let me drop him behind

that's a load of crap and you knew that

i'd take the dog home

which is something you'd do if you

weren't so terrified of being

responsible for something

what are you doing you just start

analyzing me again no no i'm not just

kidding no you're not no i'm not

oh come on let's drop it let's drop it i

know you don't want to talk about this

yes you are not responsible for

christina's death not responsible

you've got that partner

oh [ __ ]

you know something merc in four years

four years i haven't seen you laugh once

you like that huh yeah i'd like it too

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but you got a squirrel what

the hell's the matter with you

hey

this may not be the taj mahal but it's

home

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what's going on

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danger danger

what the hell is going on

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hold it

don't move i'm a police officer

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come on folks unless you've seen

something live

okay listen up everybody in here

oh come on come on get out of here none

of this let's go come on come on

this is agent johnson and he and his men

are going to be taking over from this

point on

what

right everybody just drop whatever

you're doing

let it go and just walk away

oh wait just a goddamn second

and you are agent johnson detective

murph you want to tell me what the

hell's going on here

no

well i think you're gonna have to

i got a partner in there lying in pieces

now something's up and i want to know

what the hell's going on

federal agent

la cop

you got it

and i don't know you anything but the

opportunity to get out of my way before

it becomes a problem for you

hold on

let him go listen please accept the

department's apology detective murphy is

way out of line and rest assured we will

have disciplinary action

mr murphy

you're about to take a little mental

health

effective immediately

you need some rest

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ugh

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where did you come from huh boy

you've been hiding now back there huh

looks like you got off better than gus

let's get you home okay come on let's go

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okay

come on scratch monster come on

no you're gonna have to excuse the mess

i really wasn't expecting company

make yourself at home bud first piece of

business i want to get that cut of yours

looked at

i want to know what to cause an incision

like that

hey hey hey will you give me a break

it's for your own good too

come on

hello

yeah hi this is uh detective murphy uh i

met you at the crime scene at the zoo

the other day

yeah i remember

it's not exactly business hours is it

detective oh sorry well you know there's

really no hours in my business

uh

listen i i could use your help

see ya

my partner was killed today

yeah i heard

i'm i'm sorry

it's not your fault anyway i i picked up

a stray and uh he seems to have been

injured by whoever or whatever

um where are you detectives

okay i'll be right there

you want directions no no i'll find you

just stay put

i think we've got a real animal lover on

our hands she's on her way over you're

gonna like her

it's kind of cute

scientist

hey hey hey what you hungry

i'll get some leftovers in the fridge

you want to split them

i guess so

how the hell did you manage that

i'll get back to you

what

grace hudson's disappeared

we should have iced that [ __ ] first

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pretty well trained aren't you

on your mind

i'm gonna have this last piece

that's okay with you isn't it

you mean you want

it would you like to go to war

and die

but you would like this chicken

yes

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i take it

it's yours

and the gravy

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dog that understands

jesus i need a drink

so

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so

what the devil are you

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you understand everything i'm saying

and your name is einstein

and you were there when my partner was

killed hey can you help me find the

killer right

right

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this is my house now get out of the way

the doctor is here thanks for coming

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it's a

deep gash

what would cause an irregular curve like

that an animal oh maybe

maybe just uh irregular object

jagged glass

it's lucky it didn't hit an artery you

hear that einstein

you're lucky

you got that you got whacked but not

enough to kill you kind of good luck

looks like you could use a little

medical tension yourself um

beer cure i'm sorry i didn't even offer

you one

oh no thanks

i insist

hey

you're gonna need it to swallow the

story i've got for you hey i want you to

come with me i'll hide you

they're not going to let you live

what would you say

if i told you that dog was smart i mean

like

real smart

well you know murphy people tend to

boast about the abilities of their kids

and their pets it's only natural no no

no it's not like that i'm not like that

hey i don't even like dogs

sorry pal well i'll take him off your

hands then

i can put an ad in the paper and see if

his previous owners respond

hey whoa boy take it easy

looks like he's not too hot to go back

to his former owners

what do you mean he understood

everything you said

right

and that's just beer you're drinking i'm

not drunk and i'm not joking hey watch

this if you don't believe me

watch

here

watch this grace

if you think that demonstrating that

he's house broken is going to convince

me

einstein

watch this

einstein

bring me the business

section watch this

well i i'm sorry for ever doubting you

that is quite a dog

i don't understand

something's wrong

okay watch grace now one bark is yes two

barks is no einstein

am i a detective

maybe he thinks you're a lunatic murphy

you've had a horrible day

you're physically and mentally beat up

you need some rest

that's just what my captain told me well

he's right

i'll take the dog off your hands i can

give him a better home than you can

right now

i don't think so grace

but listen i really want to thank you

for coming over and

taking a look at them really thanks so

much that was sudden i guess i'm just

you know a little tired uh

murphy be careful

dammit

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this is special agent johnson please

leave a message at the beep

uh

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ah

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me einstein

let go

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dog jesus

stupid dog

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9-1-1 operator what's your emergency

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ah

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god

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wow

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you gotta do this for me

just me let me know

is everything all right here

you okay

yeah yeah listen uh

she got run off the road by a couple

gang bangers

they head south on laurel

what is this some kind of initiation

must be the latest thing they

you take over the pursuit i'll handle

the i'll handle the scene you got it

i'll call for backup

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we got about five minutes before another

car arrives

why don't you tell me what the hell is

going on here

if i tell you i i will be putting you in

more danger are you going to stop being

attacked by bigfoot

okay

i'll tell you everything

but first we have to get rid of the car

is that easy to run

i don't want them to know that i was

here

all right

got any id in there no no i have my

thanks here

all right move away

come on move

i need matches

all right

okay get out of the way

get out of the way

einstein

einstein where are you

he's afraid of the outsider outsider

i'll tell you later look let's just get

out of here before anybody or anything

come back wait wait

it's up in the mountains away

are you still there don't hang up stay

on the line your call has been traced

and help is on its way emergency

services has been dispensed

did you hear that

he saved my ass

doesn't trust me

should i

come on you two let's get out of here

move

oh

um

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don't look

don't look

feel his presence

feel his presence

feel

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it uh

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hmm

what a bunch of pigs

somebody should teach those girls

something about personal hygiene

dressing room was filthy

every night

i'm finding it really hard to stay

afloat

i guess he must have had something on

the side

what can i say baby i care

beat it we're closed

louie

that's mr louie sweetheart

good evening duke

what are you doing here

my representatives will be

paying you a visit tomorrow evening

i'd like to know that they're welcome

we've been through this before

louie

nobody's selling dope in my place

that is a stupid attitude

i suggest you alter it

it will be a pity for yet another member

of your family to die so

untimely

please listen to him duke

oh smart girl

when my people arrive you will uh

treat them with courtesy and respect

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any of your pushers show up here

and i'm calling the cops

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leave me no choice no

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what the hell is that ugly thing

there's like nothing up at the cabin not

even coffee we have to stock up here

how much further is it oh about a mile

good

hey

come on einstein i know you're hungry

come on

do you prefer sodium nitrate and animal

fillers or

beans

whatever you want

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how dear you teach him to do that

are you kidding

he didn't teach him to eat crap like

that he picked it up on his own

he is a great dog

oh come on we're not gonna stay a week

hey we may be hiding out but i am not

roughing it

shameless isn't it

don't you wish you'd just go up to a

total stranger get him scratch your neck

like that

what do you mean you can't

he's a great dog

well you don't know him he's actually

very conceited he thinks he's a genius

the dog's biggest problem was that he

was too successful yeah that's always

been my problem the more the dog

progressed the farther the outsider fell

behind it was this intense sibling

rivalry that turned lethal cain and abel

the outsider won't stop until he tracks

down einstein and kills him

anyone anyone that's even had contact

with the dog

well you saw what happened to us

what about the nsa guns

i plan on terminating the project which

includes einstein

i can't let that happen

it's practically a person

considering some of the human contact

he's had i'd call that an insult

ouch

i'll take it that was aimed at me

hey you know what i don't need

i don't need a lecture on compassion

from a woman that's been genetically

engineering the ultimate killing machine

okay

and in wartime would you rather have the

outsider fighting in hand-to-hand combat

or your own son

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murphy

hey was practically in the middle of a

sentence there and you just checked out

poof

my son died four years ago in a fire in

her home

murphy

his mom didn't make it either

i tried to save him

i just

i didn't make it

so many things in life slipped through

your fingers

a relationship here uh promotion there

but

in the end

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none of it really matters

you just

you know you pick yourself up you keep

on going

oh you know that night

i stumbled and i never got up

oh

oh

tuna breath

oh oh please

enough

so was this place

and somewhere you came with your family

no i

i got it after

dustin i used to come up here to fish

unlike a874 ae 73 his canine counterpart

or einstein as he is commonly referred

to exhibits advanced social skills

preferring the company with people that

have other dogs he seems to enjoy

interacting with his handlers

specifically that of his mentor dr grace

yeah that's it she's the key if we want

to find the dog we gotta find the girls

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okay

so

what's the plan here

well obviously i have to stay away from

the nsa boys

you don't have to do any more than

you've already done murphy

i think gus would expect more of me than

that

i expect more of me than that

well i guess we have to convince

einstein then

how about it

you ready to go out and find the

outsider

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you know the deal

if we don't get to him he's gonna find

us and i promise

i'm not gonna let anything hurt you

but you're gonna have to help us find

this thing

thanks

what are you looking forward to a live

on the run

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you

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so tell me again

what is it that you thought you saw i

don't know what the hell it was

it was a monster

or a creature

right

well what did you see this monster do

did you see where it went

no

we didn't hang around too long after

ripped a guy's face off

we decided to leave

tell me

could you describe this thing if you had

to

oh yeah

that's a face i'm not gonna forget for

the rest of my life

i'm sorry to hear that

guess this just isn't your day

huh

thank you

jesus

why'd i have to make them look so

goddamn ugly

it seems that verses just happened that

way but later they worked out and make

it uglier give me advantage in combat

scare the hell of the enemy

clever

glenn

has been an incident off laurel very

close to detective murphy's house

let's go take a look

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finally there's only one back

so what did you and gus used to do

we used to take turns on the couch

i'll take the couch

let me get a pillow

hey it's not a problem

it's not a problem

i wasn't expecting that

oh yeah right

there's only one bed

oh no

sorry about three's a crowd

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i'm a little out of practice

i think i can remind you

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oh sorry

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there was definitely a dog here

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come here give it to me

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you should have a listen to this

there was a 911 call made from this

house last night

yes supervisor who's this this is

special agent in charge johnson well i

have a tape i think you should yeah go

ahead there's about five minutes play it

for me

einstein

einstein where are you he may have taken

off he's afraid of the outsider outsider

i'll tell you later look let's just get

out of here before anybody or anything

comes back wait wait

wait we can go it's up in the mountains

away from anybody okay

let's hurry

as i was saying there's about five

minutes of what seems to be a dog

panting we dispatched aid immediately

people

we're looking for the address of a cabin

in the mountains

probably just north of here

get it fast

tear the place up

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you get a good night's sleep

what you got a problem with the great

outdoors

you ready buddy

we're going hunting

oh we're not gonna hide out we're gonna

face this thing head on

hey what is it einstein no no i think

he's afraid

no no it's not that

he is psychically linked to the outsider

he wants to wait here

he must know that 74 is going to come

here looking for us

einstein wants to wait for him

it's too risky

i prefer to keep moving stay ahead of

the nsa guys oh 74 must be close

all right

let's get some supplies together

more fortified positions

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all right ladies come on we're losing

valuable light all right

we'll proceed from here on foot

the cabin is about a mile up the road i

want to take them by surprise and our

orders are capture the dog now listen up

gentlemen

this is a micro transceiver homing

projectile unit

we tag fido with it and then we track

them that son of a [ __ ] can move like

lightning

the others

shoot the kill

lem come on

they're both privy to the fact that a

government experiment has backfired and

is killing civilians

that kind of information isn't fit for

public consumption

no matter what the cost

okay

ladies move it out come on come on let's

go

is

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oh yeah [ __ ] i'm trying to be serious

here

no as a matter of fact i have not been

smoking anything yet today

i don't know if these guys are cops or

gangsters or what the hell they are

and i'll tell you what they were packing

some kick-ass firepower too

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we find gold

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uh

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oh

we surround us you gotta give ourselves

up no way that guy had orders to shoot

they're not gonna let us live are you

sure about that

murphy they're here to kill us and take

einstein

we got no choice

none at all

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it's all

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not right

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uh

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oh

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we don't have the fire power to take on

the entire nsa and the outsiders

come on einstein

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go for it you furry freak

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no

einstein knock it off

all right run get out of here get out of

here

no

74 i ordered you

no okay

no 74.74

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now

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uh

gotcha

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what's wrong boy

you want to go for a

ride i can't take you home i got too

many damn dogs at home as it is

kill me so you're going home now all

right

i'm going home man

go on get come on

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hmm

um

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maybe you go away

sale hit me

was it a bullet

where's grace

did the feds get her

the outsider

oh my god

is she dead

okay she's not dead are you sure

oh man we're not going anywhere in that

thing

einstein do you know where she is

okay

do you know what direction she went in

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yes

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hey what do you say we take our chance

we're not gonna get anywhere like this

stop police officer

this dog

thanks for stopping oh sure officer uh

pretty empty stretch of road i really

wasn't expecting that we're gonna need

your car oh yeah me too like you know

you drive we'll ride in the back oh sure

of course

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you still going the right direction

yes and now

oh oh you don't know

unbelievable

i just drive weird

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so

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uh

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we're lost aren't we

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hmm

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he's talking

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what'd you see boy

he's here

back up the car stop

this is ridiculous just do it i'm

turning turn it

get out

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damn

let's see uh

it's an orange lobster

move

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pet me

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it's a trail

she left us a trail

yeah yeah of course i mean you know gee

who wouldn't want to see the two of you

again oh just shut up and follow the

oranges

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say uh

i don't suppose that

that has something to do with you

just remember

i've got a gun pointed right at you

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foreign

what's that

oh that's a that's just a bunch of

oranges here

easy buddy

all right it's okay it's okay

it's really good for you

go on wise ass get out of here

oh sure sure officer thank you uh you

have a nice evening now thank you very

much

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i should shoot you

man it worked didn't it

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um

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it's okay

74.

okay

it's okay

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uh

so

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there you are

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no one will hurt you

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get the hell out of

here um

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hmm

no it's okay

everything's okay it's all right

okay put the gun down

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einstein

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no you don't hurt him he's a friend

are you all right

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this is really a heartwarming scene what

a family reunion

mom and dad and a freak of a child and

their talking dog

stop right there you are murphy

put the gun on the ground

nah

do it

or i'll take out both her eyes

kick it across the floor

now

step away from the circus freak no

that is not a decision for you to make

all right

i'll take two for one

whack me will you

murphy

see that barrel over here

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do it

turn it on its side

if you kill us all here

how you gonna explain it the heat from

the chemical fire won't leave anything

to explain

which by the way

everybody wants

us

going

you so much to scratch anything between

your smelly legs i'm gonna shoot them

off

oh

people i wish i could say that this has

been a pleasure but you have been a

royal pain in the ass

you and freak

cost me my whole unit

train

men

for nothing

look what you made me do

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mermaid

christina

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me

my

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down it's gonna blow

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um

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let's go home

four souls came together that night in

the last moments of his life the

outsider sacrificed himself to save us

he had evolved

sudden weight

uh

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foreign

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you