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Now let me see you get out of that.

Very simple. Let's see you get out of that.

There.

Now see what you made me do.

- We were only trying to help, aren't we Buckwheat? - Yes.

Well don't help no more I haven't won a game all day.

Tough luck Alfalfa want to try it again?

Yeah might as well there is nothing else to do in this town except to go to school.

Or we can play checkers on Saturdays what a life.

You said it nothing ever happens. Go ahead your move.

Say do you fellas have to annoy me?

Yes there's nothing else to do.

Why don't you go out and look around town?

Maybe there's a dog fight or something going on.

That's a good idea and if you see anything exciting come and tell us.

Ok Spanky come on Porky.

I hope that you and your daughter will enjoy your new home Mr King.

Well after living on circus strings all year I'm sure we will.

That's right you do travel with the circus don't you?

- Travel with it, why he owns it. Don't you Daddy? - I sure do Honey.

Did you hear that word?

- I sure did. - Well let's tell Spanky.

OK.

- And Darla said you own the circus don't you Pop. - Dad said yes didn't he Porky?

Yes.

Wait a minute lets get this straight,

you see a man who been to the Jones house and he owns a circus?

And he got a pretty daughter?

- Yes. - Yes.

That settles it, this is the greatest moments of our lives.

What are you talking about?

Don't you see now is our chance to travel and see life, we'll join the circus.

What will we do in the circus?

Train animals. We trained Elmer didn't we?

Yeah but how we going to get the jobs?

Very simple after his daughter sees me she'll make her Father hire us.

My personality never fails.

(Knock, Knock, Knock)

Ah good afternoon fair lady we welcome you to our community.

Oh thank you and a good afternoon to you.

- Does your Father own the circus? - Why yes.

Then please accept this bouquet of flowers as a token of our friendship.

Oh thank you won't you come in?

The pleasures all ours. After you gentlemen.

Take off your hats. Where's your manners?

What about yours?

- Won't you boys be seated? - After you.

- Now what we came to see you about... - Please let me handle this.

- Gee but you're pretty. - Oh thank you.

Why I bet your Father is so proud of you that he'd do anything you ask?

Well he always has.

That's great cause we want you to get us jobs in the circus. We're animal trainers.

You are?

Sure I'll just show you some of our work. Elmer stand up.

Now tip your hat to the lady.

- Oh that's wonderful. - Hows that for training wild animals?

I bet your Daddy needs men like us?

I don't think so he hasn't any monkeys in the show.

Has he Bears?

- Hey take it easy Pal. - I'm handling this.

- You can't train bears can you? - Sure its easy. Now look me in the eyes.

- Did that scare you? - Yes.

That's just what they do to bears they hypnotize them.

Why I remember one time in Africa...

Where?

- In Africa you know you was with me. - Oh yes that was very scary.

And how, and in within the heart of this digless jungle.

And Porky and Buckwheat was leading the way.

Animals where all around us, and everything was quite except the chirping of the birds.

(Roar)

Help Master Alfalfa.

- What's the trouble now? - Look a tiger.

Tiger bah. We got enough tigers. Get out of here scat.

What I want is bears.

Say don't you think we better turn back, there is danger on every side.

Ha danger I live for it. (Laughs)

Alfalfa never turns back. Follow me.

(Roar)

Ahhhh!

Haha bears. Fear not men, I the great Alfalfa will protect you.

Quite. Step aside children this is a mans job. Quiet.

Now look me in the eye.

(Whimpering)

Now I have you in my power, for now on you do as I say.

Lay down.

Roll over.

Now get up.

Might as well make yourselves useful and go and get them bags from them little kids.

Hurry now, go on.

There's one for you.

And two for you.

And two for you.

Alfalfa I got to hand it to you.

I always bring back what I go after. Now we can go home.

Line up you bears.

Forward march, hip, hip, hip, hip.

Hip, hip, hip, hip.

Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip.

And that's how I done it.

Well that's marvelous. Say I think I can use a few bears like that.

What did you do with them?

Uh we trained them to act in a show.

- Really what kind of an act? - A dancing act.

- Dancing? - Yeah that's right you know like this.

Why that must have been sensational.

Hey I can use men like you in my circus.

I think I'll give you a tryout. Come along Darla.

Hot dog I put it over for us.

Something tells me you bragged just a little to much.

What do you mean we're getting the jobs aren't we?

Yeah that's right.

I don't think they'll want to run away with any circus when we get through with them.

- I don't think so either. - Now take this honey and remember no laughing.

Ok Daddy.

I wonder how he's going to try us out?

Oh he almost likely wants us to train some old pussycat or something.

Yeah.

Come on. Come on Fifi. (Roar)

Come on. Here Pop says to train this.

Id like to but I just remembered Spanky and I've got a checker game to finish.

- Your not scared are ya? - Who me scared ohhh.

- Then go ahead and hypnotize him. - Fifi look me in the eyes.

Ohhh Ohh. (Roar)

Sit down Fifi.

Oh, oh, oh.

It worked.

I'll get some music and you can teach him how to dance.

- Well what are you waiting for go ahead. - Alright stand up Fifi.

And follow me and start with your right foot. 1,2,3,4

1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4

1,2,3,4

(Roar) - Ah Fifi let me down I really gotta go.

Ohh, ohh help me. Fifi what have I ever done to you?

Whoa Fifi.

Please Fifi, no Fifi, please Fifi, please.

Uh Ahhh!

Gang way fellas let me outta here.

- Well I guess we cured thier circus fever. - And how look at them run.

(Sigh) Maybe this is the life after all.

You said it no more training for us. Go on its your move.