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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:18,152 (logo whirring) 4 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:28,096 (logo whirring) (logo chiming) 5 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,834 (logo chiming) 6 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:41,475 (funk music) 7 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,068 - Sol. - Sol. 8 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,903 - Sol Goode? - Yeah, I know Sol. 9 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,071 - Sol, Sol, Sol, Sol. 10 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,906 - I fucked him. I did. 11 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,043 - Sol Goode. - Sol Goode. 12 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:17,311 - Yeah, I know Sol. 13 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,879 - I don't wanna talk about Sol. 14 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,081 - He's an angel. - My fucking hero. 15 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,317 - My motherfucking man. - Sol changed my life. 16 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,618 - You wanna run up to him and be like, 17 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,254 "Who are you and let me be in your life." 18 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,321 - He's- - So- 19 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,656 - Badass, man! 20 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,724 - Dangerously cool. - Charisma. 21 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,560 - Don't get any better than the Goode. 22 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,828 - I think he's overrated. - He's a great man. 23 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,097 - He's such a- - Fucking dick. 24 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,732 - He's loyal as a fucking dog. 25 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,201 - He was a gentleman, you know what I mean? 26 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,502 - Sol's my dawg. 27 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,603 - You don't know Sol, you're in big trouble. 28 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,472 - Kinda like this Jack Kerouac. 29 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,940 - I mean, I don't actually know him, but I'd like to. 30 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,009 - Come to life, modern day. 31 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,411 - Came up to me. Said something to me. 32 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,779 - I feel like he knows so much. 33 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,982 - And he said, "Kid, we got a long way to go," 34 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:57,485 a short time to get there." 35 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,119 - But- - And then I realized. 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,388 - Fucking hate him. 37 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,955 - Jack Kerouac and those people in "On the Road" 38 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,391 are fucking assholes. 39 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,092 - He was dating somebody else at the time. 40 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,661 - He calls me at 2:00 in the morning, drunk off his ass. 41 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,497 "What are you doing?" - I didn't really know that. 42 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,465 - Completely so full of it, full of it. 43 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,167 - And every person that I know that he's- 44 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,702 - That son of a bitch. 45 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,170 - Talked to, every girl, they're like, 46 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,938 "Oh, yeah, I know him, I know him, he's really nice. 47 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,173 - He sucks! 48 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,474 - I'm like, "Yeah, how long you known him?" 49 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,075 (man yells) - So fucking frustrating. 50 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,477 - What does Sol do? 51 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,712 - He's. 52 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,214 - He, uh- - Uh. 53 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,448 He's retired. 54 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,283 - He's an entrepreneur. - Some kind of actor. 55 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,518 - An actor. - Actor. 56 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,152 - He is a writer. 57 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,454 - He's a renaissance man. 58 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,356 - He babysits sometimes. 59 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,558 - He has no emotions whatsoever, I don't understand how 60 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,959 he can be an actor. - I don't know. 61 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,328 - I don't have a clue what the guy does. 62 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,462 - He does hot chicks. 63 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,497 - He just hangs out. - Hangs out. 64 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,699 - I really don't know. - I know what he should do. 65 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,601 - He needs to get a job and go to work 66 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,303 and stop harassing me. 67 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,504 - "And I had this two girls, man, 68 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,739 I didn't know what to say." 69 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,441 You know Sol. - Sol's a dog. 70 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,609 - He's just fucking this. 71 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,777 - He's really cute. 72 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,312 - Me, Sol, back at their house. 73 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,147 - Yeah, he's cute. - Fucking great. 74 00:03:00,147 --> 00:03:01,349 - Great eyes. 75 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,317 - That bastard better stay away from me. 76 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,019 - He's so hot. - Fucking hot. 77 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,789 - I watch him bend down as he picks up his hair products. 78 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,023 - If you've ever seen him dance. 79 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,692 - Things he can do with his tongue. 80 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,361 - Just his tongue. - Slobber thing. 81 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,863 - He's got some moves. - Oh, my God! 82 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,231 - I thought, "This is it, 83 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,633 he is the one for me, forever." 84 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,034 - But- 85 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,470 - I still haven't heard from him. 86 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,772 - Haven't heard from the guy. - Days ago, I lost hope. 87 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,607 - Never heard from him. - He forgets to call you. 88 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,008 - Still hasn't fucking called me. 89 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,176 - Never called. 90 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,110 - Waiting and waiting and waiting. 91 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,412 - You're not gonna call me? 92 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,480 - And waiting and waiting. - Fuck Sol! 93 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,981 - I still love him. - Poser. 94 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,316 - I love him. - Dick! 95 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,084 - I love him. - Asshole. 96 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,019 - Sol's it. - Sol's out. 97 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:47,027 (person farting) (upbeat music) 98 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,911 (woman farts) (Sol gasps) 99 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,413 - P-O-D. 100 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,549 Post Orgasmic Disgust. 101 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,319 Happens to the best of us. 102 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,753 It's amazing what somebody will do 103 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,055 to get a person out of their bed. 104 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,392 I myself have mastered the art. 105 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,994 I have three go-tos in this situation. 106 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,863 The first being the old beeper trick. 107 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,064 (funk music) 108 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,568 My buddy Cooper invented it. Fucking genius. 109 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,237 (phone beeping) 110 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,277 (beeper chiming) 111 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,846 (Sol groans) 112 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,416 Who has the nerve to page me this early? 113 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,184 (groans) I'm sorry. 114 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,220 (phone beeping) (dial tone blaring) 115 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,055 Uh, hello? 116 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,559 Where am I? Where the fuck do you think I am? 117 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,226 It's 8:00 in the morning. 118 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,228 (busy signal beeping) This is Tammie. 119 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,332 I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. 120 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,567 This is what happens when you 121 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,735 drink and dial at 2:00 in the morning. 122 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,705 The only problem is, once you get her in bed, 123 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,674 it's impossible to get her out. 124 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,141 (phone chiming) Oh dude, that was today? 125 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,978 - We're sorry, your call- - I totally forgot. 126 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,380 All right, I'll be right there. 127 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,915 (phone beeps) (funk music) 128 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,450 - What's going on? 129 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,352 - I gotta go, I gotta go pick my brother up at the airport. 130 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,920 - Oh, you want me to go? 131 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,722 - Actually, look, it's a small car, 132 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,223 a lot of luggage, it's not gonna work. 133 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,825 - Please, Sol, don't worry, I'll just sit in the back. 134 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,759 I mean, don't you think it's about time 135 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,227 I met your family? (laughs) 136 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,297 (Tammie snorts) (audience gasps) 137 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,832 - All right, that was pretty weak. 138 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,068 I know I'm much better than that. 139 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,904 When I'm creatively stifled I can usually 140 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,139 count on Cooper to save the day. 141 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:43,276 (pop music) * Ooh, la-la 142 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:47,280 * Ooh, la-la 143 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,683 * Ooh, la-la 144 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:55,489 * Ooh, la-la (phone rings) 145 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,725 * Ooh, la-la 146 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,960 - P.O.D. Fucking Sol. 147 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,329 * Mmm, la-la 148 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,398 - [Sol] Cooper and I go back 149 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,899 since the eighth grade, (funk music) 150 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,569 which is about the same time he started shaving his chest. 151 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,539 There's only one thing Cooper cares about. His hair. 152 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,574 Otherwise known as his salad. 153 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:16,510 (tires screeching) 154 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,323 - Yo! (Tammie gasps) 155 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,025 What, did you forget what today was? 156 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,093 - What's today? 157 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,595 - It's Bubbie's funeral, dude. 158 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,829 We're supposed to be pallbearers. 159 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,264 - Who's Bubbie? - My grandmother. 160 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,999 That was today? - That was today. 161 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,634 Bubbie's about to go six feet under, dude, 162 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,503 and you're, what are you doing? 163 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,605 You should be ashamed of yourself man, come on, let's go. 164 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,774 - Tammie, I gotta go. 165 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,375 - Sol, I'm here for you. 166 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,878 - It's a family affair, I can't- 167 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,080 - [Tammie] I'm not gonna let you go through this alone. 168 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,016 (audience gasps) 169 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,786 - That was poor execution. 170 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,688 But when all else fails, 171 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,591 you have no choice but to go to old faithful. 172 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,259 (ominous music) 173 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,163 (alarm blaring) 174 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,665 - Fuck! Let's go people! (Tammie screams) 175 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,334 Let's go! Must be a fuel leakage! 176 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,103 Evacuate the premises immediately! 177 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,938 - Oh, my God, there's a fire! 178 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,507 - Grab everything! Don't leave anything behind! 179 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,475 - Let's go! Ma'am, do you have all your belongings? 180 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:24,344 - What about your earrings? - Fuck the earrings! 181 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,514 - Let's go people, 60 seconds! 182 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,715 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 183 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,183 (Tammie shouting) 184 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,753 (all shouting) 185 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,856 - I got it, I got it, I got it. 186 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:40,127 Get in the car, drive far, drive fast, do not stop! 187 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,663 I'll call you! 188 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,864 - Wait, you promise you'll call me? 189 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,533 - Promise I'll call, go! 190 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:49,202 - [Men] Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. 191 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,309 - Shit, I oughta thank the Academy for that. 192 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,611 - Wanna go eat? 193 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,913 - Nah, man, I gotta go work on my salad. 194 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,782 You're welcome. (dog barking) 195 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:02,950 - Thanks Coop. 196 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,226 So what's up, man? 197 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,029 - All right. You know, hey, don't drink that! 198 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,631 Man, I hate that! 199 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,832 - What? 200 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,967 - Don't you understand that your backwash 201 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,434 goes back in the carton, 202 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,672 which then goes onto my cereal, and I end up eating it? 203 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,274 It's fucking disgusting! 204 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,508 I'd rather you just cut out the middle man 205 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,878 and spit in my mouth. 206 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,112 Oh, fuck. 207 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,413 - [Sol] This is my roommate Justin. 208 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,015 Yeah, she's a little uptight, 209 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,217 but you would be too if you hated your job, 210 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,652 were about to get married, 211 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,154 and suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 212 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,590 In English, that means. 213 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,424 - I gotta take a shit. 214 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:49,763 Goddammit! 215 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:51,932 - What? 216 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,702 - You pissed all over the toilet seat. 217 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,069 - You sure it's piss? 218 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,205 - Yes, I'm sure it's piss. 219 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,373 Sol, look at you. 220 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,109 You can't even pay the rent, dude. 221 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,777 Mr. Achmed is looking for you. 222 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,512 He said he's gonna throw us out of here. 223 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,280 I don't have another 700 bucks. 224 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,348 I can't cover you this time. 225 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,418 - Have I ever let you down? 226 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,552 - Yes. 227 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,521 (whimsical music) 228 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,858 - Don't worry about it. I've got a plan. 229 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,532 Uh-huh. Look, man, I gotta go. 230 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,636 I gotta go, I'm walking into a meeting. 231 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,504 - [Woman] Please! What's taking so long? 232 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,607 - [Man] Come on already! 233 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,076 - [Woman] Excuse me, I've been waiting over an hour. 234 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,947 - [Man] Look, I got a callback in half an hour. 235 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,015 - [Woman] I gotta get money in my meter! 236 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,684 - Let's move! - Next! 237 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,056 - A beautiful day isn't it, Miss Jenkins? 238 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:53,193 (people chattering faintly) 239 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,494 The earrings, I love the earrings, I love- 240 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,930 - Social security number. 241 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,432 - Yeah, it's, uh, 605-24-8012. 242 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,204 (keys clacking) (phone rings) 243 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,472 - Sol Goode? 244 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,040 - Get to know me. 245 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,677 - You come up with that all by yourself? 246 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:14,147 Well, I'm afraid it's not all good, Sol Goode. 247 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,283 Your unemployment benefits have run out. 248 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,951 - What? (scoffs) What do you mean they've run out? 249 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,653 There's gotta be some sort of mistake right? 250 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,754 - Mistake? 251 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,756 - Yeah, I'm still unemployed. 252 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,590 - Mm-hm. 253 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,994 I tell you what. 254 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,263 Because I like you, and only because I like you, 255 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,734 I'm gonna give you some advice that'll help you out. 256 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,969 Come here, honey. 257 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,838 - Talk to me. 258 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,173 - What you need to do is 259 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,975 get a J-O-B! 260 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,411 Next! 261 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:49,182 (whimsical music) I said next! 262 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,752 (bird screeches) 263 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,386 - I was saying I could get George Kennedy 264 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,255 and I could get Mitzi Russel, 265 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,558 or we could have the next 48 hours with what we have. 266 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,861 My mom wants me out of the house. 267 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,696 - Good morning ladies! 268 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,800 Bernie Best's assistant just got the axe. 269 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,202 - Greenberg got the axe? Who got the nod? 270 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,971 - You got the nod. 271 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,505 - I got the nod, really? 272 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,207 - Nah, not really. 273 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,976 Sax, you got the nod. 274 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,882 (sniffs) Pew, smells like minimum wage in here. 275 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,550 Later, Krispy Kreme. 276 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,554 (moody folk music) 277 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,527 (men chattering indistinctly) 278 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,034 - Don't drop the baby! 279 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,170 - Dude, relax. 280 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,673 - Don't drop the baby. 281 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,642 (phone rings) - Sol Goode? 282 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,379 - Yes it is. You'll do just fine. 283 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,149 - Sol, you still going for it? 284 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,285 Good for you, come on in. 285 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,620 - Now let's change our subject. 286 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,323 Change our subject. Let's change the subject! 287 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,558 (Sol sobs) 288 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,198 - [Casting Director] Sol, do you need a minute? 289 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:15,936 - No. (sniffles) Yeah, no, I'm okay. 290 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,006 Just, it takes so much out of you. 291 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,942 - [Casting Director] And that was very moving. 292 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,576 You blew me away. 293 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,113 Thank you. - No, thank you. 294 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:30,317 - But were you aware that this is a comedy? 295 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,819 (eerie screams) 296 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,752 - A comedy? 297 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,889 - All right, Sax, here's the deal. 298 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,225 Bernie Best is the angriest bitch in the business. 299 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,327 Average lifespan of her assistants is three weeks, 300 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,529 she's fired four this month alone. 301 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,697 What you're about to embark on is fucking brutal, 302 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,399 but it's the quickest way to the top. 303 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,668 One piece of advice, whatever you do, 304 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,170 make sure the Fonz is happy. 305 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,538 Where do you think you're going? 306 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,505 Come here and talk to me. 307 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:56,076 - The Fonz? (ominous music) 308 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,682 (eerie screams) 309 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,032 (door knocking) 310 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,369 - Come on, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. 311 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,203 Okay. 312 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,173 Where the fuck were you? 313 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,374 - I was just down the hall, I was- 314 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,708 - Tahiti? 315 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,776 - Am I late? 316 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,578 - You lucky shit! 317 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,346 I wanna see pictures! 318 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,885 Sidney, who's your favorite agent? 319 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,286 That's right, I am. 320 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,354 Do you wanna know why I am? 321 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,555 Oh gee, I don't know, maybe because 322 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,191 I've just been finagled Derivative Pictures 323 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,559 to hire you for their next family film. 324 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,197 Who gives a shit what the story's about, Sid. 325 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,431 I don't know, they said something 326 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,367 about a penguin playing shortstop. 327 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,703 Oh, you're not responding to that story. 328 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,772 Oh. No, Sid, you're responding to the paycheck! 329 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,974 How's that? 330 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,643 Do you know how lucky you are? 331 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,314 Sid, I'm only doing. Rob Reiner gave me that. 332 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,715 No one likes you! 333 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,418 As a person. 334 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,752 I'm just doing this as a favor to your wife, 335 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,154 then you're gone. 336 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,789 Okay. 337 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,624 All right. 338 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,461 Hey, okay, happy birthday. 339 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,562 Fucking hack! 340 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,635 Who are you? 341 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,970 - I'm Justin Sax. 342 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,039 I was sent here to work on your desk. 343 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,473 - Sax? 344 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,842 What kind of name is that? 345 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,177 You a Jew? 346 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,845 (air whooshes) 347 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,913 - Half. 348 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,315 - Oh, no. Oh, Christ, no! 349 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,251 - It's. I'm on my mother's side. 350 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,487 - No, Fonzie, not in the goddamn office! 351 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,888 (dog whimpers) 352 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,391 (dog panting) 353 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,026 Oh, that's gonna stink. 354 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,663 Jimmy, will you be a lamb and clean that up for me? 355 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:01,434 Okay, and give it a shot of Febreze when you're done. 356 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,170 - What's Febreze? (horn honking) 357 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,072 - Dude, I can't believe two pints of blood 358 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:07,774 gets me 30 bucks and a fucking bear claw. 359 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,676 Dude, I'm broke. I need money. 360 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,510 Coop. 361 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,546 The fuck you doing, man? 362 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,881 - Goddamn, dude. 363 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,850 My salad's kinda banging right now, dude. 364 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,221 - Aw, fuck, Coop, I'm just saying I might need a loan. 365 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,191 - Don't look at me fool, I don't got extra cash. 366 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,925 You know how much I paid for these highlights? 367 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,394 200 bucks. 368 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,861 - You're unbelievable. 369 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,430 - Don't be jealous. 370 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,366 (people chattering faintly) 371 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,901 (pop rock music) - Here you go, ma'am. 372 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:39,906 (woman laughing) (people chattering faintly) 373 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,308 - Miss! 374 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,311 Miss! 375 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,645 Excuse me, miss? 376 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,785 - Yes? 377 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,820 - I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, 378 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,655 and I don't have a menu yet. 379 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,924 - Actually, I'm not your waitress, but I will go get her. 380 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,693 - Excuse me, before you disappear for another 10 minutes, 381 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,862 can I just get something to drink? 382 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,897 - Sure. What can I get you? 383 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,333 - An LA Skylight. 384 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,968 - What's that? 385 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,337 - Half iced tea, half lemonade, 386 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,971 the iced tea represents the smog, 387 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,540 the lemonade is for the sun. 388 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475 - I think that's called an Arnold Palmer. 389 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,311 - Whatever, I don't play tennis. 390 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,146 - Bitch. 391 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,954 (Chloe hawks phlegm) 392 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,456 - [Sal] This is my best friend Chloe. 393 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:33,060 No, it's not like that at all, we're just friends. 394 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,461 It's always been like that. 395 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,763 Probably 'cause she doesn't take any of my shit. 396 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:41,034 Or anybody else's. (pop rock music) 397 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,343 - Finally. 398 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,247 - What's up, guys? 399 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,782 - Sup? - Hey, Chloe, how you doing? 400 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,484 - I just love being a waitress, you know, 401 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,453 just to be given the opportunity to serve people. 402 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,323 It's really quite fulfilling, it's a gift. 403 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,158 - I feel you, I personally love being unemployed 404 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,427 and living off of my parents, it's so rewarding. 405 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,796 - All right, cut the tomfoolery, I'm starving. 406 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,298 - What can I get you, Coop? 407 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,733 - I'm gonna go with Pam Anderson's double-breasted chicken. 408 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,967 Well done. 409 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,271 - I'll have the Ricky Martin tossed salad. 410 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,472 - Two lemonades? 411 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,075 - Absolutely, hold the loogies. 412 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,114 - Are you wearing eyeliner, man? (chuckles) 413 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,048 - Not in this lifetime. 414 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,785 - What? 415 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,289 - Dude, it looks like you're wearing eyeliner. 416 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,390 - Is it obvious? 417 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,327 (moody folk music) 418 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,874 - Changed the locks. 419 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,927 (man chattering indistinctly) (TV blaring) 420 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,697 (people moaning) 421 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,703 - He's headed to third. - I'm going to third! 422 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,638 - [Commentator On TV] Yes, looks like he's going home. 423 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,940 - [Man] I'm going home! I'm sliding into home! 424 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,777 (woman screaming) 425 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,017 - Honey? You okay? 426 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,388 - Yeah, I'm fine. 427 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,090 - You sure? 428 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,725 (eerie shrieking) (woman moaning) 429 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,559 Yes! - No! 430 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,699 - Sweetheart, what's wrong? 431 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,937 - Mom, I gotta talk to you. 432 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,771 - Yes? 433 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,774 - Is there any way I could. 434 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,211 Look, look, I'll pay you back, I swear to God, 435 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,413 I'm just a little short on rent. 436 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,047 - How short? 437 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,550 - A midget. - Oh, honey. 438 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,985 I'm sure your father's offer still stands. 439 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,687 - Come on, Mom. 440 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,922 I can't be an umpire. 441 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,357 - Why not? 442 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,959 Your father was an umpire, your grandfather was an umpire. 443 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,828 You'd be great at it, it's in your blood. 444 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,697 - No way, Mom, it's humiliating. 445 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,199 I just need a little help. 446 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,033 - No! 447 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,536 - Dad! 448 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,104 Dad, you don't even know what we're talking about. 449 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,774 (ominous music) 450 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,044 - You don't think I became an umpire 451 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,046 by being stupid, do you? 452 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,251 I think it's time we had a sit down. 453 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,318 - A sit down? 454 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,421 Look, I don't have time for a sit down, 455 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,089 I gotta be somewhere soon, Dad, I- 456 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,691 - Where you gotta be? 457 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,092 You don't have a job. 458 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,694 You don't have a woman. 459 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,129 You don't have squat. 460 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,131 We're having a sit down. 461 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,136 (camera flashing) 462 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,306 What are you doing with yourself? 463 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,174 - Dad, you know what I'm doing. 464 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,009 Why do we always have to have this talk? 465 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,579 - Why do I have to pay your rent every month? 466 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,181 You know, Sol, this acting thing 467 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,449 has gone a little bit too far, 468 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,452 as a matter of fact it has gone nowhere. 469 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,920 - Dad, I mean, you gotta understand, 470 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,122 this sort of thing, it doesn't happen overnight. 471 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,357 It takes time- - Look, Sol, 472 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,426 there comes a time in every man's life 473 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,661 when he has to give up foolish fantasies 474 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,163 and face certain realities. 475 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,834 The truth is you're not fucking Paul Newman! 476 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,407 And as far as that parental scholarship 477 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,141 you've been riding on? 478 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,277 It is now officially over. 479 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,546 - Dad, you can't do this to me, 480 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,481 I just need a little time- - Honey, 481 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,917 I've just had a terrific idea. 482 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,552 You should get a part on "Friends," 483 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,287 you'd be great on that show. 484 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,722 - Oh, that's a good idea. 485 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,023 Why didn't I think of that? 486 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,225 Just go out and get a part on "Friends." 487 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,660 I'm gonna go guys. - No, listen, 488 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:05,365 before you leave, there's something else we wanted to say. 489 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,334 (Dad sighs) Um, 490 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,002 you know that your father and I 491 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,739 love you more than life itself. 492 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,809 And you know that you can talk to us about anything. 493 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,478 - Of course. 494 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:23,483 - Well, (sighs) your father and I were wondering, 495 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,518 if you were a little 496 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,188 curious? 497 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,125 - Curious as to what the hell you're talking about. 498 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:33,960 - Son. 499 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,598 Do you sit down when you pee? 500 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,702 - (chuckles) Wait, what, do you guys think I'm- 501 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,606 - No, no, no, honey, no, I mean, look, 502 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,741 we love you, whatever you are. 503 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,276 Unconditional love. 504 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,347 It's just that we think it's a little strange 505 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,349 that you've never had a girlfriend. 506 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,751 - Look, I've been with plenty of girls. 507 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,453 Just 'cause I've never had a girlfriend 508 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,821 doesn't mean I'm gay. 509 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,523 - That's not what I've heard. 510 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,524 - Dad. 511 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,225 - You were a George Michael fan. 512 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,595 (ominous music) 513 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,862 - He does have a point. 514 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,431 - Well, it was just a phase I went through. 515 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,032 Are you gonna hold it against me forever? 516 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,266 - All right, all right, it's not about 517 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,102 the fact that you were into George Michael, 518 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,004 which is sad enough as it is, 519 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:21,207 it's the fact that you're like 27, dude, 520 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,409 and you haven't been in a relationship 521 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,411 for more than 20 minutes. 522 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,579 Why do you think that is? 523 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,180 - You think I have a problem? 524 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,148 - Slightly. 525 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,750 - Okay, you're the psych major, 526 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,986 you think I have a problem, enlighten me. 527 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,788 - All right, happy to. 528 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,858 First of all, you have a fear of any kind of commitment, 529 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,461 I mean, you're the biggest narcissist I know, 530 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,096 besides Cooper, and you've built a barrier 531 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,966 that keeps you from feeling anything intimate. 532 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,437 I mean, how do you think you're ever gonna self-transcend? 533 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,371 - Self-transcend? (chuckles) 534 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,306 Did you learn that in class today? 535 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,676 - Yeah, actually, I did. 536 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,711 - Okay, I think we should wait till you graduate 537 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,080 before you start psychoanalyzing my life. 538 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,314 I mean, when did you become 539 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,016 so knowledgeable in relationships? 540 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,552 When was the last one you were in? 541 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,686 A functional one that is. 542 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,489 - Ah. (chuckles nervously) 543 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,625 Listen, I'll admit, I've had my share of losers. 544 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,694 Least I'm not afraid to try. 545 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,396 - (scoffs) What are you trying to say? 546 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,265 - I think you know what I'm trying to say. 547 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:22,935 (moody rock music) - Really? 548 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:29,308 * There's no coming back from where we've been * 549 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:33,312 * You're saying different people change, get it * 550 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:38,317 * What's the point in leadin', you find out like that * 551 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:44,991 * Yeah 552 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,298 * Well this is something that they don't advise * 553 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,401 * Communication is the only relation * 554 00:23:55,401 --> 00:24:00,372 * So why did I find out like that * 555 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,977 * Yeah 556 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,953 - Dude, why does Brenda have a say in everything you do? 557 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,122 Can't you get off lockdown for one night? 558 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,558 - Come on, Sol, turn the page. 559 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,026 - No, it's ridiculous. 560 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,393 I mean, she won't even let you go out with your friends. 561 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,162 She fucking owns you. 562 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,164 Where's your sack? 563 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,567 Dude, I don't even know you anymore. 564 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:31,170 I mean, your woman, she runs your show. 565 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,806 - You gotta stop talking shit, dude! 566 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,243 All right? I'm marrying this girl in six months. 567 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,078 (phone beeps) 568 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,615 You are my best man, she's my best girl, okay? 569 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:45,184 (siren blaring in distance) Accept it. 570 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,219 (Sol sighs deeply) 571 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,888 - All right, you're right. 572 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:49,722 I'm sorry. 573 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,025 It's just between the job and Brenda, 574 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:54,894 we never get to hang out anymore. 575 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:55,828 When was the last time we spent 576 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,697 some quality time together, huh? 577 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,898 - I don't know. 578 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,300 - Go take off your skirt. 579 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,269 Let's live a little, man. 580 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,537 (grinder whirring) (hip hop music) 581 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,906 * It's Friday night on the streets of LA * 582 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,676 * I'm going out 'cause I've been working at the job all day * 583 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,111 * Got the info line number, with directions to the site * 584 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,380 * Ugly Duckling's on the bill to rock the mic right * 585 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:17,249 * Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd reacting * 586 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,651 * I call Dizzy's house he says 587 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,786 * What's up * I say what's happening 588 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,420 * Get my DJ on three way 589 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,055 * Don't forget to bring the guest list * 590 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,792 * See the freshest, off the wall like asbestos * 591 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,193 * I rock without the D tops 592 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,360 * Walk without the Reebok's 593 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,796 * Talk until the beat stops 594 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,831 * I take it back up with the beatbox * 595 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,133 * And yo, I gotta ride, so you need not * 596 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,403 * Cool, I'm leavin' at 7:30, we can caravan to the jam * 597 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,271 * With Einstein, the two hand man * 598 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:40,607 * In command like a general 599 00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,908 * Lighter then a dinner roll 600 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,075 * Solid as a mineral 601 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,110 * Open like a centerfold 602 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,279 - Dude, this is some fucking. 603 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,049 Booyah! (laughs) 604 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:53,519 (door knocking) 605 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,921 - Oh fuck. 606 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,590 (Justin laughs) 607 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:03,029 - That's the fucking landlord. (laughs) 608 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,865 I'm gonna take a shower. 609 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,401 - That's not the landlord. 610 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,737 - Dude, open up. 611 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:16,275 Quit messing around and let me in the door. (chuckles) 612 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,644 - Cousin Happy? 613 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:18,477 Oh shit! 614 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,114 I knew that was you! 615 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:22,949 Ah. 616 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,384 Look at you, man. 617 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,518 - You look good. - You look like a movie star. 618 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:29,155 (men chuckle) (moody western music) 619 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,724 So what are you doing in town, man? 620 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,461 - Well, me and my lady decided to take a time-out. 621 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,396 - You guys broke up? 622 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,998 - No, I didn't say we broke up, 623 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:41,367 I said we took a time-out. 624 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,935 - What's the difference? 625 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,405 - Well, see, a time-out is just a break. 626 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,174 It's a reevaluation process 627 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,677 with the hopes of getting back together. 628 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,880 - So you got a hall pass. Are you gonna use it? 629 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,516 - Oh, I don't know, I'm not planning on it. (chuckles) 630 00:26:57,516 --> 00:27:00,419 What about you, Sol, yous got a lady yet? 631 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,221 - No, no, no, not yet. 632 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:07,093 - Oh! What's up? (laughs) 633 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,195 - Are you kidding me, Coop? You're not gonna wear that. 634 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,897 - Yeah, I'm fucking wearing this. 635 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,532 See who gets all the fucking pussy tonight. 636 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:16,035 - Where'd you get that shirt, Baby Gap? 637 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:17,269 - Don't be jealous, motherfucker, 638 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,171 I'm taking this shit to the stage tonight. 639 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,173 - Oh, God. (chuckles) - Cooper? 640 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,775 - Happy! What's up, dude? 641 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,711 - What's up? - Right there, dude. 642 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,012 Bam. - All right. 643 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:26,979 How you been? 644 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,614 - I've been good, how you been? 645 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,816 - Been good. 646 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,250 What's up with the blue hair? 647 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,553 - Let's cut the small talk, let me see that thing. 648 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:35,788 - What thing? 649 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,456 - Heard you got a Duraflame, brother. 650 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:38,624 Let me see it. 651 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,061 - You wanna see my pecker? 652 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:45,664 - I ain't gay, Hap, I fuck models only. Okay? 653 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,266 Just been hearing about that thing since high school, 654 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,401 and I wanna see what I'm up against. 655 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,770 Come on. 656 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,238 Bust it out. 657 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,640 Come on. - All right. 658 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,778 (chuckles) All right, sit down. 659 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,512 Now don't get scared. 660 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,350 - Yeah right. (belt buckle jingles) 661 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,853 (zipper zips) 662 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,990 (whimsical music) (explosion booming) 663 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,025 (western music) 664 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:13,860 Fuck. 665 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,563 Who are you, dude? 666 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,068 - [Sol] Yeah, I'd be happy too, 667 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:25,004 if I was packing that kind of heat. 668 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,140 - Holy shit! (hip hop music) 669 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,777 * Fuck the police, comin' straight from the underground * 670 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:31,944 * A young nigga got it bad 671 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,145 * 'Cause I'm brown 672 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,281 * And not the other color so police think * 673 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:38,184 * They have the authority to kill a minority * 674 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:39,952 * Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one * 675 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,288 * For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun * 676 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,824 * To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail * 677 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,726 * We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell * 678 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,296 * Fuckin' with me cause I'm a teenager * 679 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,464 * With a little bit of gold and a pager * 680 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:53,800 * Searchin' my car 681 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,234 * Lookin' for the product (horn honking) 682 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,702 (brakes screeching) 683 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,370 - What the fuck, dude? - What are you doing? 684 00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,305 - That was Brenda. 685 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:00,239 - So? - So what? 686 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,774 - I gotta go back and say hi. 687 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,276 - No you don't, dude, you just saw her an hour ago. 688 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:07,379 (engine revving) (eerie music) 689 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,580 - Hey, poo-poo. 690 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,316 - Where are you going, Justin? 691 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,584 I'm on my way to your house. 692 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,321 I thought we were gonna rent "Titanic" tonight. 693 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,456 - Is she fucking for real? 694 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:20,326 - Uh, I think we might go catch a drink or something. 695 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,160 - Oh. 696 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,931 Well, I wanna catch a drink. 697 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,866 - That'll never happen. 698 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,003 (eerie music) 699 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:34,807 - Have fun with your girlfriends, Justin. 700 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,908 (engine revving) 701 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,709 - No, poo-poo, we're just gonna. 702 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:40,446 (Brenda growls) - That's Brenda. 703 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,648 I think her face says it all. 704 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:43,782 - No, poo-poo, we're just gonna. 705 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,552 (tires screeching) Love you. 706 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,753 Thanks, guys. 707 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,788 - Please, dude, we just did you a favor. 708 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:54,793 (electronica music) (people chattering faintly) 709 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,978 - Dude, your cousin's hat's killing me right now. 710 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:16,815 - Take a look at his boots, you won't even notice the hat. 711 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,957 - Miss, well, howdy. 712 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,592 Howdy. (indistinct) 713 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,094 - [Cooper] What's up? 714 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,963 - Yee-haw. (chuckles) - Hey, partner. 715 00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:33,399 - Howdy. - (laughs) Howdy. 716 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,401 You look like a real cowboy. 717 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,203 - Why don't you come with us 718 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,272 and show us how the west was hung? 719 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:41,840 - You got a big head. (women giggling) 720 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,709 - Must be my lucky hat. 721 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,479 - I don't even think that was a good rap, did you? 722 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,815 - Coop, he didn't even open his mouth. 723 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:52,784 - Poo-poo, listen to me! I didn't wanna come! 724 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,853 No, they made me come. Of course I love you. 725 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,122 - [Brenda] I don't believe you! 726 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,958 - [Women] Ready for a blowjob, cowboy? 727 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,893 - Yee! - No hands, girls. 728 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:06,332 (woman shrieks) - Can't fit in my mouth! 729 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,335 (women moaning) (Happy laughs) 730 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,569 - Bam! 731 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,372 You need Therapy, Thursday nights. 732 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,076 - Bye bye. - Bam! 733 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,245 - Therapy, I know, got it. 734 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,680 Peace. 735 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,482 - I don't know, I just wanna be taken seriously, you know? 736 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,317 Like a cross between Ricky Martin 737 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,987 with that sensuality, you know, that bon-bon, 738 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,089 and Fred Durst with the business sense. 739 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,457 But the new shit I'm doing, 740 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:32,824 we're called the Dirty Underwear Brothers, 741 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,426 my brother programs the beats, 742 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,229 I'm the lyricalist. (vocalizes) 743 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,331 You know, it's like NSYNC 744 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:45,237 meets fucking Kid, Kid Rock in a dark alley. 745 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,139 - Oh, dude, look. Dude. 746 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:52,844 Fuck. 747 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,483 Dude, you know who that is? 748 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,951 I think that's the chick from the Diesel ads. 749 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,152 - [Sol] I think you're right. 750 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,154 - No, dude, I know I'm right. 751 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,489 Fuck, she's hot. 752 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,093 Oh, did you see that? 753 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,195 She was just peeping my shit right there, did you see that? 754 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,197 - Yeah, she was peeping you. 755 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,365 - You ready to see dawg dial that in? 756 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,701 - Do your business. - I will. 757 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,371 Mm! She's fine, dude. 758 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,540 All right, come here, talk to me. 759 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,410 Telegram a serious conversation. 760 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,411 How's my salad? 761 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,778 - It's bangin', you kidding me? 762 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,946 - Banging? - Yes. 763 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,215 - All right. - Go! 764 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,649 - I'm going. - Go! 765 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,758 - You had me at hello. 766 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,593 - Did I say hello to you? 767 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,862 - No, but you still had me. 768 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,934 - Has anyone ever told you you look like Brad Pitt? 769 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:49,735 - No. 770 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,504 - Good. 'Cause you don't. 771 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,706 (women laughing) 772 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,209 - Nice shirt. - Love the hair. 773 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,578 (women laughing) 774 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,280 - I'll call you. 775 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,983 - (chuckles) It's really weird that you bring up nightmares. 776 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,819 'Cause in my class, we were talking about dreams 777 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,988 and what they- - Oh shit! 778 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,791 I didn't tell you about my motherfucking dreams! 779 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,127 Oh, my God, oh God, oh fuck. 780 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,666 I get this one recurring dream, 781 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,869 that I'm being recruited by a boy band, you know? 782 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:26,772 (groans) Fuck. 783 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,274 And as initiation, 784 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,045 they make me sit on a block of ice. 785 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:35,314 Buck-fucking-naked. 786 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:39,285 My nuts are like two little lonely fucking raisins. 787 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:42,354 And right before, you know the cute one with the braids 788 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:46,125 who's like, uh, has got that, you know what I'm saying? 789 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,260 That boy sticks his finger in my butt. 790 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:53,099 (Chloe chuckles nervously) I, uh, kinda wake up 791 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,167 with a hard-on. 792 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,001 - Wow. 793 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,272 - [Man] I'm really confused, you know? 794 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,373 Do you know what that means? 795 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,808 - Mm-mm. - Chloe, Chloe, Chloe, 796 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,243 I've been looking all over for you. 797 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,145 The lady from the adoption agency, she called, 798 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,180 they found your biological parents. 799 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,482 From Arizona. - Oh! Oh, my God. 800 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,817 Arizona! - Yeah. 801 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,285 - I'm so sorry, I have to deal with this. 802 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,922 - Oh, shh. No, no, no, no, I was adopted too. 803 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:18,190 - That's sad - We gotta go. 804 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,525 - I really have to go deal with this. 805 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,692 I will call you. - Sorry. (indistinct) 806 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,462 - Good luck, you know? - I'm so sorry. 807 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,730 - Where'd you find that wetter? 808 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,133 - (sighs) I don't even wanna get into it. 809 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,634 (soft pop music) (horn honks) 810 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:32,238 Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded? 811 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:33,972 I mean, someone who will charm the pants off me, 812 00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:36,275 instead of asking me to take them off myself. 813 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:37,509 I can do that alone. 814 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:38,944 - I thought you didn't wanna get into this. 815 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:41,947 - Well, I didn't, but you asked. 816 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:45,050 I mean, I don't need a lot, you know? 817 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,753 I don't need like a dozen roses. 818 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,987 I just need someone who will pick me 819 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,990 a daisy every once in a while, you know? 820 00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,725 And it wouldn't hurt if he had a job. 821 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,094 I don't care if he works at Taco Bell, you know? 822 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,763 As long as he works. 823 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,634 And (chuckles) 824 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:05,070 looks good in a suit. 825 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:08,740 And can ride a skateboard and make me laugh. 826 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:14,913 When I look into his eyes, you know, I just wanna, 827 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:19,918 I want that thing, you know, I wanna feel, I wanna become 828 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:20,986 dreamy. 829 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,856 - Dreamy? (laughs) Wow. 830 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,859 - Dude, you'd think after the third fucking date 831 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,497 this guy would know the color of my eyes, you know? 832 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:33,832 What color are my eyes, Sol? 833 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:38,003 - Depends on what time of day it is. 834 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:42,841 In the day, they're like this light blue with orange tint. 835 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:49,147 At night, they're like this grayish blue, 836 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,318 and it depends on what kind of mood you're in. 837 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,152 When you're mad, (chuckles) 838 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:58,324 they're like these cat eyes, these weird cat eyes. 839 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,164 - That's what I'm talking about. 840 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,274 - What? 841 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:20,045 (Chloe clears throat) 842 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:22,748 - What? 843 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:30,188 (horn honks in distance) (Chloe chuckles nervously) 844 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:33,392 - Come here, Tiger. (chuckles) 845 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:36,161 - Oh, this is comfortable. 846 00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:39,164 (electronica music) 847 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,335 - Shit. 848 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,804 Hey, where's Justin? 849 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,606 - Uh, he's in the back. 850 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,107 - Oh, my God, ugh! 851 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,311 I am gonna kick his ass! 852 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,414 Hey, what are you doing? 853 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,049 Weren't you wondering where I was? 854 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,319 - Of course I was wondering where you were. 855 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,954 Where you been? - I wanna go. 856 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,356 - Brenda, you just got here. 857 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,858 - I know, and now I wanna go! 858 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:07,859 - I'm having fun. 859 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,396 - Well, congratulations! 860 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,332 Justin, look, I'm having my period. 861 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,934 Don't be difficult. 862 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,269 - No, you can't do that. 863 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,804 - What? 864 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,972 - Last week, you were PMSing, this week you're on your rag? 865 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:22,708 You can't be a bitch two weeks out of the month. 866 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:23,942 I can't tolerate it. 867 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,677 If you're gonna use your period card one week, 868 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,846 you can't use your PMS card the next week. 869 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:30,949 It's not fair! It's one or the other! 870 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:33,952 - You're so cute. 871 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,989 I love it when you get mad. 872 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:41,226 I'll tell you what, if we go right now, 873 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:44,363 I'll let you do anything you want to me. 874 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,464 - But you just said you were on your period. 875 00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:46,865 - I know. 876 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,700 Today was my last day. 877 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,169 - Anything? 878 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,306 - Anything. 879 00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:56,975 (hip hop music) 880 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,382 I feel like I'm 10 years old. 881 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,884 - Mmm. That's the point, baby. 882 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,021 You like sucking on that lolly? 883 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,089 - Yeah. - Mmm. 884 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:12,891 Say it. 885 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,700 - Daddy, I finished all my homework. 886 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:26,838 - Did you eat all your vegetables today, baby? 887 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,107 - Yes. - Hmm. 888 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,612 And what's daddy's number one rule? 889 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,213 - Don't tell Mommy? 890 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,951 - (moans) Good girl. 891 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,453 Good little girl. 892 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,789 - You're a pervert. - I know. 893 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:54,700 - Wait, sweetie, did you brush your teeth? 894 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,403 - Of course. 895 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,674 - Did you wash your hands? 896 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,443 - Oh, come on, Brenda. 897 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,111 - Poo-poo, you know if you're gonna touch me, 898 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,614 I need your hands to be clean. 899 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,884 (rock music) 900 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:19,224 - You like do you? - Uh-huh. 901 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:24,229 (both moaning) (both giggling) 902 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,567 - I'm gonna cum. - Not in me! 903 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,768 - Come on, Brenda, please? 904 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,537 - No, I said no. - Just once. 905 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:32,370 - No. No. 906 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,541 - Okay, baby. Okay. 907 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,776 All right, I'll pull out. 908 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,478 - No, no, no, not on me. 909 00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,046 - Come on, Brenda, please. 910 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,515 Just this once. - No. No. 911 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,917 - You're killing me. Okay, I'm just gonna- 912 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,719 - Not near me! 913 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,088 - Not in me, not on me, not near me? 914 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,590 What I'm gonna do? 915 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,093 - What if we don't cum at all, poo-poo? 916 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,695 Huh? Huh? 917 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:58,329 - What? 918 00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,631 Oh, God. (Brenda shouts) 919 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,232 Oh, God! - Oh no! 920 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:05,403 (Justin moaning) (Brenda groaning) 921 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,672 (machine beeps) 922 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:07,873 - [Mr. Achmed] Sir, this is Mr. Achmed! 923 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,107 You owe money very much for rent! 924 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,075 If you do not pay- - Fuck off. 925 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,744 (machine beeps) 926 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:17,749 - Angie. 927 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,885 (upbeat music) (phone beeps) 928 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,488 Angie, Sol. What are you doing? 929 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,024 So I guess you're in for the night, huh? 930 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,627 Katie, Sol. What are you doing? 931 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,396 Really? 932 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:34,432 Chyna, it's Sol, pick up, you there? 933 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,835 I know you're there, pick up. 934 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:40,639 Hey, Jenny, it's Sol, what are you doing? 935 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:41,439 Oh he is? 936 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:43,174 Okay, bye. 937 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,411 - [Sol Voiceover] Call her. Yo, dude, just call her. 938 00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:47,979 Why not? Come on, call her. 939 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,315 Tammie is not an option. No, no! 940 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,884 Fuck it. (phone beeping) 941 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:56,154 (phone rings) 942 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,455 - [Tammie] Hello? 943 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,725 - Hey, Tammie, what are you doing? 944 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:02,193 Look, getting laid was the last thing on my mind, all right? 945 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,662 I'm too tired. 946 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,130 Jesus. 947 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,633 I just wanted to talk. 948 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:10,201 (both moaning) 949 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,539 - So what do you wanna talk about? 950 00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:14,873 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 951 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:15,841 Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. 952 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,676 (Tammie sighs) Don't stop! 953 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,110 What? - Can't believe you, Sol. 954 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,379 You're never gonna change. 955 00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:23,281 - What are you talking about? 956 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,050 - Sol, you just don't get it. 957 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:26,652 You've never taken me out, you only call me 958 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:28,954 at like 2:00 in the morning, I'm sick of it! 959 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,656 You treat me like some cheap hooker! 960 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:31,857 I wanna be taken out! 961 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,491 - I've taken you out. 962 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,595 - When? You name one time that you've taken me out. 963 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,597 - We went to the movies once. 964 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:41,600 - That doesn't count, I ran into you at the movies. 965 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,501 - Yeah, but we sat together. 966 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,503 - Look, until you take me on a proper date, 967 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,805 I don't wanna know you. 968 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,640 - All right, fine, you wanna go out on a date? 969 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,408 Let's go, right now! 970 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:52,778 - It's 3:00 in the morning, give me a break! 971 00:41:52,778 --> 00:41:53,745 - All right. 972 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,515 You wanna go out on a date? 973 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:58,483 Let's do it. 974 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:00,786 - When? 975 00:42:00,786 --> 00:42:03,021 - Be here tomorrow at 8:00. 976 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,456 (pop rock music) (Chole scoffs) 977 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,225 - You cannot be seen in public with her. 978 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,595 - (scoffs) Don't you think I know this? 979 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:11,797 - I've got one word for you. 980 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,031 Schlomo's. 981 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,000 - Schlomo's? (laughs) 982 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,002 My grandparents go to Schlomo's. 983 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,270 - Dude, exactly, but you take her to the one in the valley, 984 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,740 then nobody sees you. 985 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,174 - Right. 986 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,410 See? That's why I love you. 987 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,114 Oh boy. 988 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:32,550 Cooper has arrived, ladies and gentlemen! 989 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,486 What do you got, Coop? 990 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:40,458 - I've got such a bangover. 991 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,329 I fucked the hottest chick on the planet last night. 992 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:45,897 I might end up marrying this girl. 993 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,498 - Dude, you hit that shit the first night 994 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,701 and you think she's wife material? 995 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:51,837 - Chloe, if you knew the route I took, 996 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:53,504 coulda hit you too. 997 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,073 - Uh, doubtful. 998 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:59,544 - Anyway, I went with the I was abused as a child route. 999 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,613 Shit works every time. 1000 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:04,515 They see you're sensitive, vulnerable, 1001 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:07,485 and a little mysterious, 'cause you got a fucked up past. 1002 00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:08,954 (Sol chuckles) It's all in there. 1003 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,521 I might have to marry this chick 1004 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,858 just to wake up to her name. 1005 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:14,860 Treasure. 1006 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,294 - Treasure who? 1007 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:17,629 - Just Treasure. 1008 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,198 She's a one-namer. 1009 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:21,967 - You mean the chick on the Diesel billboards? 1010 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,134 - That's right. 1011 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,803 - The chick that denied you last night? 1012 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:26,838 - They don't call me the Comeback Kid for nothing. 1013 00:43:26,838 --> 00:43:29,340 - You're right, they just don't call you at all. 1014 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,676 - You don't believe me? 1015 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,010 (sniffs) Smell that. 1016 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,511 - Ew! - Oh, my God! 1017 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:36,414 - What? 1018 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:37,248 - Cooper. 1019 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,518 You're claiming the Diesel chick? 1020 00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,020 - Yeah. 1021 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,521 - You're gonna need proof of purchase on this one. 1022 00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:44,756 - Proof of purchase? 1023 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,325 I'll get you proof of purchase tonight. 1024 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:49,961 - Happy! What happened to you last night? 1025 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,629 - [Cooper] Look at fucking Diggler. 1026 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,498 How you hitting 'em, player? 1027 00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:54,733 - Hi. 1028 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,202 - Did you get what you deserved last night? 1029 00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:59,570 - What? (chuckles) - Did you kill it? 1030 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,672 - I think what he's trying to say is 1031 00:44:00,672 --> 00:44:02,741 did you get any last night? 1032 00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,309 - Oh. 1033 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,977 I don't really kiss and tell. 1034 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,379 - Did you fucking (mumbles) last night? 1035 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,614 A little bit of na-na-na-na right there? 1036 00:44:09,614 --> 00:44:10,849 A little na-na-na-na-na? 1037 00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,617 - Dude, Cooper, what, you like 40? 1038 00:44:12,617 --> 00:44:13,819 Would you grow up already? 1039 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,286 Jesus Christ, Happy, I'm sorry. 1040 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:17,055 You know, these guys, they really don't get any, 1041 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:19,657 so when they do, they don't kiss and tell, 1042 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,059 they kiss and yell. 1043 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,494 - Shit, I get more ass than a toilet seat 1044 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,629 at the Lilith Fair. 1045 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:25,630 (phones ringing) - Bernie Best's office, 1046 00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:26,865 can you please hold? 1047 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:28,900 Bernie Best's office, can you please hold? 1048 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,601 Bernie Best's office, can you please hold? 1049 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,271 Sol, I'm working. Why don't you try it sometime? 1050 00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,539 Yeah, call me later. 1051 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:36,074 Bernie Best's office, thank you for holding. 1052 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,308 Oh, hey, Sid. 1053 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,077 Hold on, let me see if I can get her. 1054 00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:41,913 Sid on line one! - Speak to Regina! 1055 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:45,250 - Sid on line one! 1056 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,251 - I said no! 1057 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:48,787 - Sid? 1058 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:49,587 Yeah, she's stuck in the canyons right now, 1059 00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:51,289 can I take a message? 1060 00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:52,758 - I'll have my boy call you. 1061 00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:54,059 - Okay, bye. 1062 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:55,393 Thank you for holding. 1063 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,562 Oh, hey, Mr. Stone, hold on one second. 1064 00:44:57,562 --> 00:45:00,165 Oliver Stone on three! 1065 00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:01,699 - I gotta go, I'll talk to you later. 1066 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,034 Oliver! 1067 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,235 Hi! 1068 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,873 Hey, what's the good word, my friend? 1069 00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:10,541 Of course I read your script. 1070 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,544 You know what, let me get my notes, okay? 1071 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,913 Hold on one sec. 1072 00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,014 Jimmy! Jimmy! 1073 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,116 - Yeah? 1074 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:19,084 - I need coverage on the script 1075 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,586 I gave you to read last night. 1076 00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:26,624 - It flowed really well, really memorable characters, 1077 00:45:26,624 --> 00:45:30,929 definite actor's piece, uh, fantastic read. 1078 00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:31,763 - Oliver? 1079 00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:33,865 First of all, 1080 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:34,800 can I just tell you, (phone rings) 1081 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,034 I can't remember the last time 1082 00:45:36,034 --> 00:45:37,602 I read a script that flowed this smoothly. 1083 00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:39,771 It was brilliant, brilliant! 1084 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:43,942 And the characters, I mean talk about memorable, please! 1085 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:44,776 Yes. 1086 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,278 And I sobbed. 1087 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:51,983 I sob, no, I know it's a comedy, I sobbed from laughing. 1088 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,418 - Can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1089 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,353 - Yes. Who do I think would be good for the lead? 1090 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:57,455 Uh, great question. 1091 00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,790 - Uh, no, Denzel's not available today. 1092 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,625 Can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1093 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,093 - Denzel! 1094 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:05,096 Denzel Washington needs something like this, Oliver! 1095 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:05,931 He would. 1096 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,701 Of course I know the character's Vietnamese. 1097 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:14,906 But come on, you know Denzel, he's like a chameleon. 1098 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,407 What do you think? 1099 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,044 Oliver? 1100 00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:21,212 (dial tone blares) Hello? 1101 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,547 Oh, fuck! Jimmy! 1102 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:24,916 Why did you say Denzel, 1103 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,784 when you knew the goddamn character was a gook? 1104 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,986 - No, I didn't say Den- 1105 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,354 - You made me look like a fucking idiot! 1106 00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:30,856 - No, I didn't say Denzel. 1107 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,058 I mean, I said Denzel, but I mean Denzel for rescheduling. 1108 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:36,094 - Shut it, okay? Shut it, don't speak. 1109 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:39,197 All right, don't even breathe! 1110 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,133 (phone rings) (sighs) Which reminds me. 1111 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,634 The Fonz has chronic halitosis 1112 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,537 and it's making me nauseous, okay? 1113 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,106 Now I don't wanna smell either one of you 1114 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:51,209 until the situation is taken care of. 1115 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,011 I'm talking about you! 1116 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:54,779 You got a foul mouth. 1117 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:01,486 Get it done. (baby crying) 1118 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,654 (people chattering faintly) (phone rings) 1119 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,892 - [Casting Director] Summer? You're up. 1120 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:17,002 - This is what you do every day? 1121 00:47:17,002 --> 00:47:18,503 I could get used to this. 1122 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,105 - Happy, not right now, I'm trying to concentrate, 1123 00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:21,772 I need to book this. 1124 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:30,848 - Buddy, relax, it's just a commercial. 1125 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,385 - Sol Goode, you're up. 1126 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:36,187 - Yeah. Wish me luck. 1127 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,923 - [Happy] Good luck. 1128 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:42,560 - Sol, are you here for the Mentos commercial? 1129 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,394 - Sure am. 1130 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:47,865 - Hmm, I think you might be too old. 1131 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,301 Um, Blakley Simms, you're up. 1132 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:58,276 (western music) 1133 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,779 Are you here for the Levi's commercial? 1134 00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:03,048 - Me? - No, you. 1135 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:09,287 - Uh, no, I'm here waiting on my cousin Sol. 1136 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:12,223 - Not anymore, you're coming in on Levi's. 1137 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:13,624 Yippee-ki-yi-yay. 1138 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,795 - There was dialogue? 1139 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,066 What was it for? 1140 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,468 - Levi's. 1141 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:26,371 - (scoffs) A fucking Levi's commercial? 1142 00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:28,906 With dialogue? (horn honking) 1143 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,876 So how do you think you did? 1144 00:48:31,876 --> 00:48:33,878 - Psst, I don't know. 1145 00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:35,713 He said I bookered it. 1146 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,883 - You fucking booked it? 1147 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,518 - [Happy] Apparently. 1148 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,087 - Fuck! (siren blaring) 1149 00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,321 - Are you mad? 1150 00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,590 - No, I'm not mad. I'm psyched for you. 1151 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:47,592 You've been in this town five fucking minutes, 1152 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,561 you're already booking commercials, I'm fucking happy! 1153 00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:53,398 I think that's fucking great! 1154 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,700 - Yeah, you know what, he got lucky. You know, it happens. 1155 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,503 - It doesn't happen, all right? Not to me. 1156 00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:00,238 Maybe I suck. 1157 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:01,606 Chloe, do I suck? 1158 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,142 - No. 1159 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,276 I mean, I haven't really seen you in that much, 1160 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,978 but I'm sure you're great. 1161 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:09,347 - You'd tell me if I suck though right? 1162 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:10,982 - Of course. 1163 00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:14,519 - (sighs) Maybe my dad's right, 1164 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,188 maybe I should just give it up. 1165 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,557 - Well, have you ever thought about doing anything else? 1166 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,859 - (scoffs) I don't know what else I would do. 1167 00:49:21,859 --> 00:49:24,329 (phone rings) Hold on. 1168 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,731 (phone beeps) Hello? 1169 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:27,965 Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. 1170 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,434 It's my agent, maybe I booked. 1171 00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:31,102 Please, God, please! 1172 00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:33,438 Hey! George! 1173 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:37,575 No, no, listen, I knew it was a comedy, 1174 00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:40,211 (stammers) I just, I want to go the other way with it, 1175 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:42,247 I wanted to show my range. 1176 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:43,714 You know. 1177 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,816 Look, come on, man, I know it's been a few years, 1178 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,085 gimme a chance. 1179 00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:48,986 Okay. 1180 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,191 (Sol sighs) - What's up? 1181 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:56,261 - I just got dropped by my agent. I'm losing my house. 1182 00:49:56,261 --> 00:49:58,296 - And there goes your car. 1183 00:49:58,296 --> 00:49:59,664 - No! 1184 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:00,498 No, no! 1185 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,234 Hey! 1186 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,069 Hey! No! 1187 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:07,272 Fuck! 1188 00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:10,208 (moody folk music) 1189 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:14,045 - Oh, hey, what's this? 1190 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:14,879 - Nothing. 1191 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,450 - What are you doing? - What? 1192 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,119 - Put down the bong. 1193 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,023 I know you don't wanna hear it, 1194 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,458 but you have to face it, 1195 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:31,229 you just can't keep running away from everything. 1196 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:36,867 God, you've got more potential than anyone I know. 1197 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,704 Everything you want is right in front of you, 1198 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,473 all you have to go is go out and get it, you know, 1199 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,542 but you just expect everything to come to you, 1200 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,477 and you know what, that is not how life works. 1201 00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,746 - Chloe, that's fucking bullshit, all right? 1202 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:49,980 I'm out there busting my ass- 1203 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,516 - Busting your ass? 1204 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:53,184 Right, 'cause your biggest responsibility 1205 00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:55,720 every day is where to eat lunch, 1206 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,789 or how to get a girl out of your bed? 1207 00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:03,628 I gotta go. 1208 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:05,163 - What do you mean go? 1209 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,432 We're having a discussion, let's finish. 1210 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:10,201 - (sighs) I would love to finish this, 1211 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:12,370 but I have to get to work. 1212 00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:20,378 (Sol scoffs) (melancholy music) 1213 00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:23,714 (Sol exhales deeply) 1214 00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:37,228 - What else could possibly go wrong? 1215 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:38,829 (door knocking) 1216 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,098 (Tammie chuckling) (rock music) 1217 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,134 * Fall out my cage 1218 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:44,869 * Gonna rattle my cage 1219 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:47,205 * Gonna break free, falling 1220 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:50,175 - This ride's pretty sweet huh? Huh? 1221 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,711 Few promotional stops once in a while 1222 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:56,914 and this baby, woo, is as good as mine. 1223 00:51:58,149 --> 00:52:00,318 I might be able to hook you up. 1224 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:02,353 - No, I'm good. 1225 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:03,688 - Okay. Cool, D. 1226 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,691 - Sol? 1227 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,095 Hey, Sol! 1228 00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,169 Sol. Sol! 1229 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:22,407 - Sol, I think that girl knows you. 1230 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:23,241 - Angie. 1231 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:26,777 - Whose car is that? 1232 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,346 - Uh. 1233 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,215 It's my friend Tammie's. 1234 00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,449 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 1235 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,320 - Call me. 1236 00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:40,191 (tires screech) 1237 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,159 - Actually, I just gotta make a quick stop. 1238 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:42,993 - Stop? 1239 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,964 A stop? No, we don't have time for a stop. 1240 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:49,334 - (groans) It'll only take two seconds. 1241 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:50,535 It's right up here. 1242 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:53,338 (crowd clamoring) 1243 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,344 - Hey, hey, hey, what's up everybody? 1244 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:01,579 This is Spider and you are back in The Web! 1245 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:02,980 We're out here in Los Angeles again, 1246 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,449 another Red Bull Undercover. 1247 00:53:04,449 --> 00:53:06,016 You know the dealio, any minute now 1248 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,518 a major rock band's gonna hit the stage. 1249 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,020 I don't know who it is, you don't know who it is. 1250 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,089 Maybe some of these crazy people know who it is. 1251 00:53:12,089 --> 00:53:13,424 Huh? Anybody know? (car honks) 1252 00:53:13,424 --> 00:53:14,359 Oh, is that the band? 1253 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,993 No, no, no, that is Red Bull, 1254 00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:19,330 supplying a very unneeded energy boost to these rapid fans. 1255 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:20,931 Let's see what our little sponsor knows. 1256 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:22,166 - [Tammie] Two seconds, I'll be right back. 1257 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,601 - What are you talking about, we gotta go! 1258 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:26,070 - Excuse me, excuse me! - Tammie, what are you doing? 1259 00:53:26,070 --> 00:53:28,138 - Who wants a Red Bull? (crowd clamoring) 1260 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:29,474 Come and get it! 1261 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:32,277 Here you go, Red Bull! 1262 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,681 Here's your Red Bull! You want the Red Bull? 1263 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:38,416 - Want some of that? 1264 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,451 Want some of that right there? 1265 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:42,019 Want that right there? 1266 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,454 That right there? - Excuse me, Mr. Red Bull. 1267 00:53:43,454 --> 00:53:45,222 Excuse me, excuse me, sir, 1268 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,457 do you know who the band is 1269 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,825 or where the band is? - I don't know anything. 1270 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:50,728 - He doesn't know much, he's a little shy. 1271 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,729 - Holy shit! 1272 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,700 (Tammie shouts indistinctly) 1273 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,167 (phone rings) - Hello? 1274 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,803 - [Cooper] What are you doing wearing my shirt, bitch? 1275 00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:00,671 - What? - You heard me. 1276 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:03,107 I thought you had dinner with your grandparents tonight. 1277 00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:05,209 - I am, I'm with them right now. 1278 00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:06,444 - Don't lie to me, fool, 1279 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:09,547 you're going public with Tammie right now. 1280 00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,048 - How do you know? 1281 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,783 - [Cooper] How do I know? I'm watching you on TV. 1282 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,251 (window knocks) - What? 1283 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,120 No! No, no, no. 1284 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,623 - And for all those people that aren't watching, 1285 00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:21,392 I might just have to hit record. 1286 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:23,027 "Proof of purchase"? 1287 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:25,330 I got your proof of purchase, dawg. 1288 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:26,931 Bye bye. - Wait! 1289 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:27,998 Wait! 1290 00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:29,567 (Sol sighs) (phone beeps) 1291 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:30,401 Oh, shit! 1292 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:37,808 (people chattering faintly) (soft music) 1293 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,779 - There you are. - Hey, Happy, what's up? 1294 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,113 - What are you studying? 1295 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,950 - Uh, Freud's psychosexual stages. 1296 00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,586 - Oh, I'm not even gonna ask. 1297 00:54:48,586 --> 00:54:51,489 (both chuckle) 1298 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,591 Well, I'll let you get back to your studying. 1299 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:56,661 - You know what, I've had enough studying for one day. 1300 00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:59,930 Do you wanna grab a drink or something? 1301 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:02,567 - Sure. - All right. 1302 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:06,404 - Love a drink. (both chuckle) 1303 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,276 - Hi, welcome to Schlomo's. 1304 00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:14,011 Uh, have you decided what. 1305 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,780 (chuckles) Oh, hi. 1306 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,715 - Hi. - Hi. (chuckles) 1307 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:20,685 What's up? Oh! (chuckles) 1308 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,820 Dude! (clears throat) 1309 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,855 What can I get for you, ma'am? 1310 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:25,690 - Um. 1311 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,060 What's the best thing on the menu? 1312 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:33,398 - Uh, well, I mean, I really like these. 1313 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:37,267 The. 1314 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,738 The uh, gefilte fish. 1315 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,272 - Ew, fish. 1316 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,841 - Oh, you don't like fish, I don't like fish either. 1317 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,843 - God man, we're on a date. 1318 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,078 - Yeah, exactly. (chuckles) Sorry. 1319 00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:49,313 How about the chicken, you like chicken? 1320 00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:50,948 - [Tammie] Hm-mm, I don't do meat. Mm-mm. 1321 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,683 - Chicken schnitzel is great- - No, I don't do meat. 1322 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,752 No, no meat. - Oh, all right. 1323 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:55,820 Well, look. - Uh-uh. 1324 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,388 Um, I'll just have. 1325 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:00,991 I'll have a long island iced tea. 1326 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,993 - Okay, coming right up. 1327 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:05,563 And for you, sir? 1328 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:09,366 Dude, Sol? 1329 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,070 Sol Goode? 1330 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,806 - Hey, uh, Murphy, right? 1331 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:16,707 - Yeah man. 1332 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,910 Man, you and Cooper, man, you, 1333 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:24,915 you fucked my sister, dude, on the 50-yard line, dude. 1334 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:26,751 You remember? 1335 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,586 Dude, Nicole the Hole. 1336 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,956 - Yeah, right, uh, how's she doing? 1337 00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:33,390 - She rockin', dude, rockin'. 1338 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,227 she's on the scene, dude, looking clean. 1339 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,998 So what are you doing on this side of the hill? 1340 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,767 What are you doing in the valley, Sol? 1341 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,536 - Uh, just getting a bite to eat. 1342 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,541 - Shoo. (laughs) 1343 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,911 Well what, (clears throat) what can I get for you? 1344 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:54,745 - Uh. 1345 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,948 I think I'll have the brisket. 1346 00:56:57,948 --> 00:56:59,584 - Brisket? Cool, bro. 1347 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:02,953 Brisket and long island iced tea? 1348 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,155 Dude, this guy is my hero, bro. 1349 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:07,625 Fucked my sister. (chuckles) 1350 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:09,159 (Tammie chuckles) (exotic acoustic guitar music) 1351 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:13,130 (pop music) * Ooh, la-la 1352 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:17,067 * Ooh, la-la 1353 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:21,171 * Ooh, la-la 1354 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:25,309 * Ooh, la-la 1355 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,712 * Ooh, la-la 1356 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,049 - Go ahead, you can touch it. (hip hop music) 1357 00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:34,184 - God, your chest is so smooth. 1358 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,653 - Yeah, you like that, don't you? 1359 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:37,287 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, I bet you do. 1360 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,756 (Treasure laughs) Don't be scared, 1361 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,057 I'm not gonna bite you. 1362 00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:43,561 (both growling playfully) 1363 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:45,395 Oh, shit! 1364 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,733 Go for it, touch a little more. 1365 00:57:48,733 --> 00:57:50,501 - Oh, baby. - Touch my nipple. 1366 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:51,602 (Treasure laughs) Seriously, 1367 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,537 I'm not fucking around, 1368 00:57:52,537 --> 00:57:54,004 touch my nipple. - What? 1369 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:55,205 You're so forward. 1370 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,874 - I know I am. (Treasure laughs) 1371 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:59,810 (pill bottle pops) 1372 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,082 - What was that? 1373 00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:07,618 - Just a little party in a pill, girl. 1374 00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:10,087 Starts with a V ends with an A. 1375 00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:11,989 You do the math. 1376 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,624 - Virginia? 1377 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:14,892 - No. 1378 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:18,362 - [Treasure Voiceover] V, V, V, V. Um, Visa? 1379 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,197 - [Cooper Voiceover] How am I gonna get proof of purchase? 1380 00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:21,666 - [Treasure Voiceover] Vice-versa. 1381 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:22,933 - [Cooper Voiceover] How are you gonna be proof of purchase? 1382 00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,602 - Viola? - Proof of purchase? 1383 00:58:24,602 --> 00:58:27,004 - Vagina! - Proof of purchase. 1384 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,340 (tires screeching) 1385 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,043 (camera clicking) (camera flashes) 1386 00:58:33,043 --> 00:58:34,444 (horn honking) 1387 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:35,980 - What are you doing, you freak? 1388 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,514 - What? 1389 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:38,716 I don't know, I'm sorry, 1390 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:40,050 I'm sorry, I was just fucking around. 1391 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:43,988 - Oh, my God, you know what? Just take me home. 1392 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:47,725 Just take me home, all right? 1393 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:48,559 - Fuck. 1394 00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:51,328 - To Sol. (soft music) 1395 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:54,131 - To Sol, maybe he'll get his shit together. 1396 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,332 - Yeah. 1397 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:58,235 (patrons laughing) 1398 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,171 (Chloe sighs) Woo! 1399 00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:03,608 (both chuckling) 1400 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:04,709 - You feeling that? 1401 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:05,976 - Yeah, you want more? 1402 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,178 - Why not. - Let's go. 1403 00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:09,747 (straw slurping) 1404 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:10,581 - Mm! 1405 00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:16,020 Listen, Sol, I really need to talk to you about something. 1406 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:18,455 I mean I think it's time that we 1407 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,791 started reevaluating our relationship. 1408 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:23,661 - Wait, wait, Tammie, hold on, before you say anything, 1409 00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:24,895 I have something I want to talk to you about. 1410 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:28,365 - No, Sol, please, just let me finish. 1411 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:31,035 I really think that we should be, 1412 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:34,204 well, I mean, I think I want us to be. 1413 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:37,875 Well. 1414 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,509 Fuck partners. 1415 00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:41,378 (Sol clears throat) (Sol chuckles nervously) 1416 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:43,047 - Say what? 1417 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,549 - You know, FTF, friends that fuck. 1418 00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:47,251 - Wait, Tammie, I'm confused. 1419 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,086 Last night, you were- - I know, I know, I know. 1420 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:51,355 Last night, I gave you an ultimatum, 1421 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:52,923 but I was just testing you. 1422 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:53,958 I wanted to see if you'd show me 1423 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,259 the respect to taking me out. 1424 00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:58,128 Well, Sol, you stepped up to the plate. 1425 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,497 So, what do you think about 1426 01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:03,400 non-meaningful sexual relationship? 1427 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,102 - Wow. 1428 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:08,906 That's very flattering, but, uh, 1429 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:12,042 I gotta be honest with you. 1430 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:15,980 I don't want something that isn't meaningful anymore. 1431 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:19,750 In fact, (chuckles) 1432 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:23,220 I want something much deeper than that. 1433 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:24,922 - That's great, Sol. 1434 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,724 But do you wanna hear about deeper? 1435 01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:28,292 I'm gonna get up right now, 1436 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,626 and I'm gonna go into the handicap stall 1437 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,128 in the women's bathroom, 1438 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,730 and if you know what's good for you, 1439 01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:34,364 you're gonna be right behind me. 1440 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,801 (funk music) 1441 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,170 Give it to me, Sol! 1442 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:40,971 Harder! 1443 01:00:42,606 --> 01:00:44,675 Just shut up and fuck me! 1444 01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,611 Rape on me! Rape on me! 1445 01:00:53,617 --> 01:00:55,452 (phone rings) (Sol sighs) 1446 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:57,888 - Hello? - I'll be right back. 1447 01:00:57,888 --> 01:00:59,256 - Hey. - Hey, Sol. 1448 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,492 I'm sorry if I went a little hard on you today. 1449 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,562 - No, no, don't apologize, thank you, I needed it. 1450 01:01:05,562 --> 01:01:07,497 You're never gonna believe what happened tonight. 1451 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,700 I took Tammie out on a date, right? 1452 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:10,935 She starts saying how she wants to take it 1453 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:12,636 to the next level. 1454 01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:13,971 Then out of left field, 1455 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:16,373 she says she just wants to be fuck partners. 1456 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:20,010 And Chloe, you're gonna be so proud of me. 1457 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,478 I turned her down. 1458 01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:23,848 Said I wasn't doing that anymore. 1459 01:01:23,848 --> 01:01:26,150 - All right, baby steps. 1460 01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,252 - No, you don't understand, I get it. 1461 01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:30,154 I mean, I get what you were saying today. 1462 01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:33,123 I feel invigorated, like starting my life over. 1463 01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,558 You're gonna see, tomorrow, 1464 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,227 is gonna be the beginning of a brand new Sol. 1465 01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:39,063 - I like your enthusiasm, 1466 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:42,132 but can we continue this conversation tomorrow? 1467 01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:43,834 - How come? 1468 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:46,136 - Well, I'm just, I'm kinda with somebody right now 1469 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:49,573 and it's a little rude to be talking on the phone. 1470 01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,141 - Who are you with? 1471 01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:54,244 - I'm with Happy. 1472 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:55,612 - Happy? 1473 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:58,215 What are you doing with him? 1474 01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,351 - I'm just getting a drink, man. 1475 01:02:01,351 --> 01:02:05,022 - When did you guys start hanging out? 1476 01:02:05,022 --> 01:02:08,692 - (chuckles) Tomorrow, Sol. 1477 01:02:10,294 --> 01:02:14,331 (phone beeps) (Sol sighs) 1478 01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:17,534 (dog barking) 1479 01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:21,105 (bell tolls) - Rise and shine, L.A.! 1480 01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:24,141 Get on up, we got a beautiful day going! 1481 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:27,144 (alarm buzzes) 1482 01:02:27,144 --> 01:02:29,713 (upbeat music) 1483 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,256 - Oh yeah. 1484 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,440 (water burbling) (sharpener whirring) 1485 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,608 - Okay, did you bring along a resume? 1486 01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,509 - Sure did. 1487 01:03:01,378 --> 01:03:03,814 - What's this? - It's the resume. 1488 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,249 It's on the back. 1489 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:10,687 - "Return of the Surf Nazis 4," huh? 1490 01:03:10,687 --> 01:03:11,922 Well, besides that, 1491 01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:14,058 do you have any previous work experience? 1492 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:16,460 - You mean like a real job? 1493 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,863 - No, like a pretend job. 1494 01:03:18,863 --> 01:03:19,696 - Um. No. 1495 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,835 - No? Nothing at all? 1496 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:26,370 - (scoffs) No. 1497 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:28,605 (phone rings) 1498 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:31,608 - All right, well then what are you qualified for? 1499 01:03:31,608 --> 01:03:33,110 - What aren't I qualified for? 1500 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,379 I mean, I can pretty much do anything. 1501 01:03:35,379 --> 01:03:37,414 - Are you proficient with computer programming? 1502 01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,715 - (chuckles) You got me on that one, 1503 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:41,151 that's like the one thing I can't do. 1504 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,954 - How about clerical work? - What's that exactly? 1505 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,222 - Typing? 1506 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:47,091 - (chuckles) You got me on that one too. 1507 01:03:47,091 --> 01:03:48,492 I'm not a great typer. 1508 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:51,295 - (sighs) Okay, you know what, uh, 1509 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,963 we're not starting off so good here. 1510 01:03:52,963 --> 01:03:54,431 Do you have any special skills? 1511 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:56,700 - Yeah, it's on the resume. 1512 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:01,571 - Besides hacky sack and accents? 1513 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,240 Okay, it says you're good at golf. 1514 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,475 You like to golf? - Love golf. 1515 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:10,480 (clubs swinging) (golf balls banging) 1516 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:11,615 Ow, fuck. 1517 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,785 (golf balls banging) Okay! 1518 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:18,588 - So what happened, Mr. Goode? 1519 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:20,324 - Uh, just, um, 1520 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,758 just didn't work out. 1521 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,860 - Well, it's too bad Bill Gates is still running Microsoft 1522 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,495 or I'd give him a call. 1523 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:28,598 What else you got here on your ol' special skills? 1524 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:31,735 Okay, it says you're good at cycling. 1525 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:36,640 - I grew up on a bike, I mean, 10-speed, BMX, you name it. 1526 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,042 I can ride anything. 1527 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,944 I'm the master cyclist. 1528 01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:43,380 (bike bell rings) 1529 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,715 (glass shatters) (dog barking) 1530 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:48,718 (cat yelps) 1531 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:51,355 (Sol groans) (children laughing) 1532 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,490 - Well, congratulations, you win first prize. 1533 01:04:53,490 --> 01:04:54,724 We've had more complaints about you 1534 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:57,227 than any other person this month. 1535 01:04:57,227 --> 01:05:00,330 You know, we have a retarded man named Andy 1536 01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:02,366 who has worked here steadily for 12 years 1537 01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:04,234 and had not had one complaint. 1538 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,936 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1539 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:08,772 - Yeah. - All right. (sighs) 1540 01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:10,507 Let's look on the magic special skills thing 1541 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:13,110 and see what else we got. 1542 01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:14,644 Character work. 1543 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,380 You're good at character work, huh? 1544 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,082 - Yeah, I mean, uh, 1545 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:19,649 I don't wanna toot my own horn, 1546 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:22,953 but I'm somewhat of a method actor. 1547 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:25,155 I can pretty much dive into any character. 1548 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,556 - Well, let's see one, 1549 01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:29,726 and let's see a little character called I can keep a job. 1550 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:30,961 How about that character? 1551 01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:32,896 That's a character I'd like to see. 1552 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,331 Now something just came in and I'm gonna give it to you 1553 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:36,533 'cause I like you. 1554 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,970 I've got a job on a set of a movie, how does that sound? 1555 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,205 - Yeah. 1556 01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:43,273 - Good, do you have your hepatitis shots? 1557 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:48,278 (machinery whirring) (upbeat music) 1558 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,324 - Sol? 1559 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,927 Did you book? I booked, you book? 1560 01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:06,230 Good job, man. 1561 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,403 - Stop it. (dog grumbling) 1562 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,472 Stop it! Stop, come on, that's disgusting. 1563 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,674 (dog growling) Stop it! 1564 01:06:17,674 --> 01:06:18,942 Fonzie! - Jimmy? 1565 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:21,045 Jimmy! 1566 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,715 - Were you talking to me? 1567 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:27,984 - Yes, moron, I'm talking to you. 1568 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,620 - I'm sorry, I usually respond to Justin. 1569 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,389 - "I'm sorry, I usually respond to Justin." 1570 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:35,459 No, asshole, you respond to me. Okay? 1571 01:06:36,893 --> 01:06:38,128 Now, Jimmy, why don't you tell everybody 1572 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,996 what you learned today? 1573 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,965 - That I should check to see if the clients 1574 01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:44,468 would like something to drink? 1575 01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:47,003 - And did you do that? 1576 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:47,837 No. 1577 01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:49,806 - No. 1578 01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:52,609 - Ask 'em! 1579 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,946 - Would you gentlemen like something to drink? 1580 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,048 - H2O's fine. 1581 01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,854 - Is the water coming in by itself? 1582 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,123 Now go get the water! 1583 01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:07,924 (rock music) 1584 01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:10,260 And put down the crack pipe! 1585 01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:16,600 (men chattering indistinctly) 1586 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,814 - All right, answer me this. 1587 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,816 Would you rather have Tammie as your girlfriend, 1588 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:35,185 or about two inches off your penis? 1589 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:38,021 - I can't afford to lose two. 1590 01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:40,990 - Ties us up at 10 apiece, next bucket wins. 1591 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:43,293 (car honking) 1592 01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:44,561 - Hold on a second, I'll be right back. 1593 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:46,263 - Dude, there's one more point left. 1594 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,531 - Dude, you're not going anywhere right now, 1595 01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:48,998 there's money riding on this, let's go, come on. 1596 01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:51,635 (car honks) 1597 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,770 - Today, Justin! 1598 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,272 - Today's the day you should get rid of that bitch. 1599 01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:56,440 Come on. 1600 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,143 (horn honking) 1601 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,177 - Okay! 1602 01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:02,112 - Today, Justin! - All right! 1603 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:05,048 Just hold on a second. I'll be back in a few, okay? 1604 01:08:05,048 --> 01:08:06,383 - The ball dude! 1605 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:09,486 Thank you, softie. 1606 01:08:09,486 --> 01:08:11,655 - Where is his sack? 1607 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:16,059 - I think it's hanging off her muffler, look. 1608 01:08:16,059 --> 01:08:17,327 - Hey boo-boo. 1609 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,663 - Get in. I have a surprise for you. 1610 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:21,765 - What kind of surprise? 1611 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,034 - The surprise you've been waiting for. 1612 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:28,172 (sighs) Are you ready? 1613 01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:29,273 - Oh, I'm ready. 1614 01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,275 - Okay. Close your eyes. 1615 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,543 - We're gonna do it right here? 1616 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,678 - Right here. 1617 01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:35,779 - Oh, my God. 1618 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:40,750 - Okay. 1619 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:43,553 Open your eyes. 1620 01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:49,025 - What does that mean? 1621 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:51,361 - It means you're moving in with me. 1622 01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:52,596 - I am? 1623 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:54,531 - Don't you think it's time? 1624 01:08:54,531 --> 01:08:58,235 - Don't you think you should've asked? 1625 01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:01,338 - Well, I wanted to surprise you, poo-poo. 1626 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:04,208 - Brenda, I don't think we should rush into that just yet. 1627 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:06,243 - (scoffs) Rush into it? 1628 01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:10,514 Justin, we're getting married in less than six months. 1629 01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:14,351 We've been going out for over 10 years. 1630 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:19,356 We're gonna be spending the rest of our lives together. 1631 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,858 - I just can't pack up and leave Sol. 1632 01:09:21,858 --> 01:09:23,159 - There you go again. 1633 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,229 Choosing your friends over me. 1634 01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:26,930 God, you guys are all in love with each other, 1635 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:29,499 it makes me fucking sick! 1636 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,301 - Brenda, I'm not saying I'm in love with them 1637 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:32,769 or I'm choosing them, I'm just saying 1638 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,572 I don't think we should move in together right now. 1639 01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:39,676 - You know what? You have a decision to make. 1640 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:40,510 It's them. 1641 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:43,580 Or me. 1642 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:44,981 - Oh, Brenda, that's bullshit. 1643 01:09:44,981 --> 01:09:46,583 Come on, don't put me in that position! 1644 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,253 - Them or me, Justin! I mean it! 1645 01:09:50,487 --> 01:09:51,488 Now get out! 1646 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,824 Go! - All right, I'm going, okay? 1647 01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:56,326 Don't push. - Jerk! 1648 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,866 (tires screeching) - Pass me the fucking rock! 1649 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,901 (rock music) 1650 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:08,738 (men chattering indistinctly) 1651 01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,949 - Yo, let's roll tonight, boys night out. 1652 01:10:19,949 --> 01:10:21,685 - Can't. I got plans. 1653 01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,086 - What, you got a hot date? 1654 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:24,187 - You guys down? 1655 01:10:24,187 --> 01:10:26,523 - I'm down. - I'm not down. 1656 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:27,857 I don't go out anymore. 1657 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:28,892 - What? Since when? 1658 01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:30,260 - Since right now, besides, 1659 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,995 I got an appointment in the morning. 1660 01:10:31,995 --> 01:10:33,897 I'm just done with this scene, man. 1661 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,865 - Oh, God, don't be that guy. 1662 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:37,133 - What guy? 1663 01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:38,502 - You know, the guy who says he never goes out, 1664 01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,203 but you see him out every night. 1665 01:10:40,203 --> 01:10:42,038 - You mean like you? - Anyway. 1666 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:44,408 - Dudes, seriously, I'm feeling it. 1667 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:46,610 I need to get my flirt on. 1668 01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:47,977 - Really? 1669 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,613 Well, Therapy's supposed to be rocking, man, 1670 01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:51,381 I say we all take it to Therapy tonight. 1671 01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:53,082 - Dude, Therapy sucks. 1672 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:54,217 I'm definitely not going there. 1673 01:10:54,217 --> 01:10:55,485 - Why not? 1674 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,020 - It's too many high fives. 1675 01:10:57,020 --> 01:11:01,925 (techno music) (people chattering faintly) 1676 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,433 Dude, it's the same old story. 1677 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:12,135 I'll tell you exactly what's gonna happen. 1678 01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:15,305 You'll do a few laps, peel some track, 1679 01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:16,940 then you'll get bombarded by the colonel 1680 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,575 promoting another club. 1681 01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:19,576 - Coop! Bam! 1682 01:11:20,744 --> 01:11:21,745 - [Sol] You'll rush the go-go Dancers 1683 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,647 and bust a running man. 1684 01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:27,851 Then, finally, you'll get blindsided by Suzie Benchpress. 1685 01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:31,521 - Cooper, hey! Guess what I maxed on the bench press today? 1686 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,823 - [Sol] And you're gonna tell her, like you always do. 1687 01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,526 - Look, Suzie, that's really great, but I got news for you, 1688 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:37,827 you're cockblocking me. 1689 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:39,095 - Ah! - She won't leave you alone, 1690 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:40,364 until you feel her trap. 1691 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:43,199 - Feel that. Oh yeah, you like that, huh? 1692 01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:45,369 - [Sol] At this point, you're thinking about hitting it 1693 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:46,636 until I come into the picture 1694 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,572 and bitch-slap you back to reality. 1695 01:11:48,572 --> 01:11:50,507 (Cooper groaning) 1696 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:51,375 - Ow, fuck! 1697 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:55,078 - What are you thinking? 1698 01:11:55,078 --> 01:11:56,279 - I don't know. 1699 01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:58,748 Thank you. 1700 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:00,584 - Now can we leave? 1701 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,452 - Oh, my God, look at loverboy. 1702 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:04,187 Getting his flirt on. 1703 01:12:04,187 --> 01:12:06,122 - And you used to date that girl. 1704 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:07,391 - Who? - You know, 1705 01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:09,526 she never wore the same outfit twice? 1706 01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:11,495 - Ooh, uh, uh. 1707 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,229 - What was her name? - Brenda! 1708 01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:14,798 - Yes, Brenda! (Justin laughs) 1709 01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:17,367 (laughs) She was such a bitch! 1710 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:19,369 Oh, my God, yes, Brenda. 1711 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:22,338 - Yeah, Brenda. - You still see her? 1712 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,640 - We're engaged. 1713 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,376 (both chuckling) 1714 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,012 - You're kidding right? 1715 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:29,846 - No. 1716 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,649 - Justin. - Huh? 1717 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,918 - (laughs) Why would you do that? 1718 01:12:34,918 --> 01:12:38,888 - Uh, I love her. (woman laughing) 1719 01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:39,956 I think- - I'm sorry. 1720 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:42,091 - I do. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1721 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,560 - No, it's okay. - I'm sorry. 1722 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,694 - I didn't mean that, I didn't- 1723 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,162 - It's okay. - Yeah? 1724 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,931 - Yeah, a lot of people have said that she's a bitch. 1725 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:52,201 - (laughs) She's a bitch. (soft rock music) 1726 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,939 - Jesus, is everybody getting some except us? 1727 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,648 I bet Hap drives his truck through that. 1728 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,927 (techno music) 1729 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,229 - I don't mean to interrupt this little love connection, 1730 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:21,798 but we're outta here, man. 1731 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,434 - Dude, you're fucking cockblocking right now. 1732 01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:26,335 (woman snorts) 1733 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:30,373 - (sighs) Just meet us outside all right? 1734 01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:31,808 - One more. 1735 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,743 - What, are you fucking crazy? I just did one. 1736 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,379 - One more! - Jesus Christ. 1737 01:13:36,379 --> 01:13:38,448 (woman shouts) 1738 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:41,117 Here is to fucking your face. 1739 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:42,486 (woman snorts) 1740 01:13:42,486 --> 01:13:46,155 (siren blaring in distance) 1741 01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:51,695 - Hey, should we give Amber a ride home? 1742 01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:54,030 - Where does she live? 1743 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:56,132 - Where do you live? 1744 01:13:56,132 --> 01:13:57,033 - Pasadena. 1745 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:58,968 - Pasadena. 1746 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:00,770 - Pasadena? 1747 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:04,440 I'm gonna pass-adena on that. 1748 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,175 I got a better idea. 1749 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,410 Get in. 1750 01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:12,415 (Chloe giggling) (western music) 1751 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,059 - Now don't get scared. 1752 01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:27,997 (whimsical music) (explosion booming) 1753 01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,899 - Oh, my God. 1754 01:14:29,899 --> 01:14:30,734 It's huge. 1755 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:33,670 Put it inside me. 1756 01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:35,338 - I want you to beg. 1757 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,710 - Please, I need you inside me, cowboy. 1758 01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:43,780 - Now that's a good girl. 1759 01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:54,724 (Chloe gasping) 1760 01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:58,928 (Happy moans) - Oh, God! 1761 01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:01,230 - Oh, yes! 1762 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,403 (Chloe moans) (eerie shrieking) 1763 01:15:07,403 --> 01:15:09,238 (Sol panting) 1764 01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,675 (Sol groans) 1765 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,578 - Fuck. (sighs) 1766 01:15:14,578 --> 01:15:17,313 (lighter flicks) 1767 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:25,521 (door opens) (door creaking) 1768 01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:34,998 - Morning, Sol. 1769 01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,499 What you doing up? 1770 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,069 When did you start smoking? 1771 01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:43,439 Cat got your tongue? 1772 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,510 - Did you fuck her? 1773 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,379 - What? 1774 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,115 - Did you fuck Chloe? 1775 01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:56,953 - We're just friends, Sol. 1776 01:15:56,953 --> 01:15:57,787 Relax. 1777 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,124 - Don't give me that friends shit, Happy. 1778 01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:02,726 You're a dog, I know it and you know it. 1779 01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:04,460 Now answer the question. 1780 01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:07,597 - Jesus, nothing, doggone, boy, don't be ridiculous. 1781 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:09,232 - Look, I'm not! 1782 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:12,535 Just answer the question, did you? 1783 01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:15,939 - I didn't fuck her, I didn't do anything with her. 1784 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,841 - I don't want you guys hanging out together. 1785 01:16:17,841 --> 01:16:18,675 - Why not? 1786 01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,077 - Because. 1787 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:24,681 - Because? Now there's a valid reason. 1788 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:28,184 What I don't understand is why you even care. 1789 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:30,386 - Look, I'm just protecting her all right? 1790 01:16:30,386 --> 01:16:32,255 - Protecting her from what? 1791 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:33,823 - From getting hurt. 1792 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:34,824 - Oh, I see. 1793 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,795 I see what this is all about. 1794 01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,530 - (scoffs) What? 1795 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:42,732 - You like her. 1796 01:16:42,732 --> 01:16:44,167 You have feelings for Chloe. 1797 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:45,468 - Please. 1798 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:46,736 She's like my sister. 1799 01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:47,971 - Yeah. I know. 1800 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:56,946 Hi. - Hi. 1801 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,183 Oh, my God, Sol, have you seen Justin? 1802 01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:01,818 He never called me last night, 1803 01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:03,987 and he never misses our 11 o'clock call- 1804 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:06,055 - Brenda, Brenda. - Yeah? 1805 01:17:06,055 --> 01:17:07,456 - It's okay. 1806 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,192 He's upstairs asleep. 1807 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,128 - Asleep? - Yeah. 1808 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:16,132 - Oh. 1809 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,744 (Brenda gasps) 1810 01:17:29,512 --> 01:17:30,814 What the fuck? 1811 01:17:30,814 --> 01:17:31,748 - Huh? Huh? 1812 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,819 - (gasps) Ew! 1813 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:37,754 Is that Amber Stephens? 1814 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:42,225 What is that skank doing in your bed? 1815 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,028 - I don't know. - Oh, you don't know? 1816 01:17:45,028 --> 01:17:47,563 There's a fucking slut lying in your bed right now, 1817 01:17:47,563 --> 01:17:49,766 and you don't know how she got there? 1818 01:17:49,766 --> 01:17:51,801 - Brenda, I swear to God, seriously, 1819 01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:54,871 I don't know how this fucking skank got in my bed. 1820 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:57,040 I was so fucked up last night. 1821 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,642 - Fucked up? - Then I came home. 1822 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,746 - Did you fuck her? 1823 01:18:02,746 --> 01:18:03,880 - No! 1824 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:04,714 I mean. 1825 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:07,650 I don't know. 1826 01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:12,956 - No, no, no, don't be a fucking pussy right now, Justin. 1827 01:18:12,956 --> 01:18:14,223 You tell me the truth! 1828 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,591 - I am telling you the truth! 1829 01:18:15,591 --> 01:18:17,493 - Look, if you tell the the truth right now, 1830 01:18:17,493 --> 01:18:19,128 I promise that I won't be mad, okay? 1831 01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:20,296 - No, I don't fucking know. 1832 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:22,431 I don't know, I- - I don't believe you! 1833 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:23,967 - I am telling you the truth! 1834 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,334 - (screams) You're a liar! - I am telling the truth! 1835 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,938 Okay, all right, you wanna know the truth? 1836 01:18:28,938 --> 01:18:29,773 - Yeah! 1837 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,241 - All right. 1838 01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:39,983 It just happened. 1839 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:45,588 - Oh, my God. 1840 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:48,758 - I don't know what to say. 1841 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:54,497 - I gave you 10 years of my fucking life! 1842 01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:58,902 (Brenda shouts) - Ow, fuck. 1843 01:18:58,902 --> 01:18:59,735 - Okay. 1844 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:05,842 You will never find anyone as good as me, Justin. 1845 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:08,812 Have a nice life. 1846 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:13,716 You small-dicked, hairy-assed, fucking shitface. 1847 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,130 - I gotta take a shit. 1848 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:33,069 - Really? 1849 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:39,242 (people chattering faintly) (phone rings) 1850 01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,476 (phone beeps) - Hello? 1851 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,578 - [Sol] Hey, it's me. Uh, what are you doing? 1852 01:19:42,578 --> 01:19:44,047 - I'm just trying to get out of here. 1853 01:19:44,047 --> 01:19:45,281 - [Sol] Well, when you get off, is there any way 1854 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:47,216 you could meet me at the Top of the World? 1855 01:19:47,216 --> 01:19:49,418 - Top of the World? Why? 1856 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,387 - [Sol] Uh, I'll tell you when I see you. 1857 01:19:51,387 --> 01:19:52,388 - All right. 1858 01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:58,928 (phone beeps) (birds chirping) 1859 01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,164 - (chuckles) What's up with the suit? 1860 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:03,166 Did somebody die? 1861 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,800 - I was trying to tell you the other night, 1862 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,635 but you were too busy. 1863 01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:09,372 I've, uh, 1864 01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:11,440 I've been interviewing for a job. 1865 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,609 - Impressive. And? 1866 01:20:13,609 --> 01:20:15,011 - And it's tough. 1867 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:19,082 But I'll find something. 1868 01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:21,918 - Well, I must say, you do look pretty good in a suit. 1869 01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:24,387 (Sol chuckles) 1870 01:20:24,387 --> 01:20:28,224 - Do you remember the first time we came up here? 1871 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,593 - Barely. (chuckles) How high did we get? 1872 01:20:30,593 --> 01:20:34,530 (both chuckling) - Retarded. 1873 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,999 Here, this is for you. 1874 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:38,701 - (laughs) Why? What's going on? 1875 01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:41,004 Why are you acting so weird? 1876 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:44,340 - Chlo. 1877 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:50,013 I've, uh, I've been thinking a lot. 1878 01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:52,781 (chuckles) Thinking about us. 1879 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:54,617 - Is everything okay? 1880 01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:57,020 (soft music) 1881 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:00,256 - I love you. (chuckles) 1882 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:02,325 There, I said it. 1883 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,593 - (laughs) That's really adorable. 1884 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,595 I love you too, there I said it. 1885 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:07,596 - No, Chloe. 1886 01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:11,968 I love you. 1887 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,007 - Is this a joke? 1888 01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:27,283 What are we doing? 1889 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:33,889 This isn't, this isn't right. Why are you doing this? 1890 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:36,459 - You don't understand. 1891 01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:40,629 - No, no, I do understand, because I was there. 1892 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:43,066 - What do you mean you were there? 1893 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:47,236 - Sol, you are so fucking blind, do you know that? 1894 01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:51,707 I finally accept the fact that we're just gonna be friends 1895 01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:53,609 and then you throw this at me? 1896 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:54,910 It's not fair. 1897 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,346 You can't just decide you wanna be with me, 1898 01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,082 just because you think I'm with somebody else. 1899 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,417 - This has nothing to do with somebody else. 1900 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,752 This is about you and me. 1901 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:06,322 I mean, we're perfect together. 1902 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,926 - What about when it doesn't work out? 1903 01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:13,062 Have you thought about that? 1904 01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:14,497 Have you thought about our friendship? 1905 01:22:14,497 --> 01:22:17,033 - Look, give me a chance. 1906 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:19,802 Give us a chance, and then we'll know. 1907 01:22:19,802 --> 01:22:23,172 If it doesn't work out, we'll never have to wonder. 1908 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,774 I mean, we deserve that, Chloe. 1909 01:22:26,842 --> 01:22:27,676 - Why me? 1910 01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:30,379 - Why? 1911 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,549 (soft music) Because I can spend 1912 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,584 all day with you and then actually wanna spend 1913 01:22:35,584 --> 01:22:37,620 all night with you too. 1914 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,388 Because I like who I am when I'm with you, 1915 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:42,625 I can act stupid and not feel stupid. 1916 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:46,329 Because you know every Jimmy Hendrix song. 1917 01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:48,664 Because you don't try to look beautiful, 1918 01:22:48,664 --> 01:22:50,599 you just are beautiful. 1919 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:57,340 Because you're my best friend. 1920 01:22:58,907 --> 01:22:59,708 - Um. 1921 01:23:01,877 --> 01:23:02,711 I can't. 1922 01:23:04,113 --> 01:23:07,316 (moody rock music) 1923 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,751 - Chloe. 1924 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:12,055 I'm the guy you're supposed to be with! 1925 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:15,691 * There's no coming back from where we've been * 1926 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:19,628 * You're saying different people change, get it * 1927 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:24,633 * What's the point in leadin', you find out like that * 1928 01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:31,440 * Yeah 1929 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:38,681 * Well this is something that they don't advise * 1930 01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:41,750 * Communication is the only relation * 1931 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,921 * So why did I find out like that * 1932 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:58,967 * Well 1933 01:23:59,935 --> 01:24:02,238 (rock music) 1934 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:07,276 - Good morning, Berns. (phones ringing) 1935 01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:08,444 - Not for you. 1936 01:24:10,846 --> 01:24:12,615 - Charlie, how you feeling? 1937 01:24:12,615 --> 01:24:14,950 Stephanie, oh shit, oh shit. 1938 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:19,555 Hey, Phil. - How you doing, fool? 1939 01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:24,227 (Bernie chattering angrily in distance) 1940 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,730 - Raheem, much love, brother. 1941 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:30,166 Keep fighting the good fight. 1942 01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:35,003 Bernie, before you say anything, I'm so sorry. 1943 01:24:35,003 --> 01:24:36,071 Listen, I've worked here for two years, 1944 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,440 and I've never even been late. 1945 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,641 But this morning, 1946 01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:39,875 I had one of the crazies mornings in my life. 1947 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:42,478 My fiance just broke up- - You know what? 1948 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:45,781 Save it for someone who cares, okay? 1949 01:24:45,781 --> 01:24:47,683 The only thing I care about right now 1950 01:24:47,683 --> 01:24:50,986 is why the Fonz isn't eating his food. 1951 01:24:50,986 --> 01:24:53,622 What's the matter, baby? (dog whimpering) 1952 01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,991 Yes, mama's talking about you. 1953 01:24:55,991 --> 01:24:57,393 What's the matter? 1954 01:24:57,393 --> 01:25:01,230 You got a sour tummy? (dog whining) 1955 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:02,165 I think maybe he caught your 1956 01:25:02,165 --> 01:25:05,468 Irritable Bowel Syndrome thing. 1957 01:25:05,468 --> 01:25:08,237 He only eats people food. 1958 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,239 Which is why we have to trick him. 1959 01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:13,276 Now if he sees you eating some of his kibble, 1960 01:25:13,276 --> 01:25:14,943 he'll be all over it. 1961 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:16,712 Jimmy, do me a solid. 1962 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,849 Eat some of his kibble. 1963 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:23,152 - Are you serious? 1964 01:25:23,152 --> 01:25:25,020 - Yes, I'm serious. 1965 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,555 - You want me to eat dog food? 1966 01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:28,123 - It's just kibble. 1967 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,959 He'd do it for you. 1968 01:25:34,763 --> 01:25:36,098 (Justin sniffs) (dog whines) 1969 01:25:36,098 --> 01:25:37,966 No, no, no, what are you doing? 1970 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:39,868 Not like that! 1971 01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:43,038 You gotta get on your hands and knees like a dog. 1972 01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:45,073 He's not gonna eat unless you're on your hands and knees. 1973 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:46,709 He's not stupid. 1974 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,911 - I'm not getting on my hands and knees. 1975 01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:50,045 - Yes, you are. 1976 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,280 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 1977 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,015 - No, I'm not. 1978 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:55,551 - I'm gonna give you 'till the count of three, okay? 1979 01:25:55,551 --> 01:25:56,919 One. 1980 01:25:56,919 --> 01:25:57,753 Two. 1981 01:25:58,821 --> 01:25:59,622 Ooh. 1982 01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:03,626 Three, eat the fucking dog food! 1983 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:05,561 - You eat it! 1984 01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:07,196 - Listen, you little fuck! 1985 01:26:07,196 --> 01:26:08,931 You work for me, okay? 1986 01:26:08,931 --> 01:26:10,766 You're my bitch! 1987 01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:12,235 If I tell you to get on your hands and knees, 1988 01:26:12,235 --> 01:26:14,437 you better fucking do it! 1989 01:26:14,437 --> 01:26:17,172 Now eat the fucking dog food! 1990 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:20,609 - First of all, I'm not your bitch! 1991 01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,412 Second of all, I didn't spend two fucking years 1992 01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:26,782 in that mail room to eat your fucking mutt's dog food! 1993 01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:27,616 Okay? 1994 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:31,220 You know what? 1995 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,054 I quit. 1996 01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:35,691 - Yes! 1997 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,526 That's what I'm talking about! 1998 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:41,830 Finally somebody found some fucking balls around here! 1999 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:45,067 Now you're acting like an agent, Jimmy! 2000 01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:47,236 I almost find you attractive. 2001 01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:48,404 You know what? 2002 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:52,541 I'm making you an agent by next week. 2003 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,809 How's that? 2004 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,612 You tell your buddies that on your way out. 2005 01:26:56,612 --> 01:26:59,181 Now go find me a new assistant. 2006 01:27:00,849 --> 01:27:04,487 - Find your own assistant, Bernie. 2007 01:27:04,487 --> 01:27:05,321 I'm out. 2008 01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:11,627 - Don't make me count again. 2009 01:27:11,627 --> 01:27:12,495 Jimmy! 2010 01:27:12,495 --> 01:27:13,796 One! 2011 01:27:13,796 --> 01:27:14,630 Two! 2012 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:18,133 (phone rings) 2013 01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:20,436 Can someone get my phones? 2014 01:27:20,436 --> 01:27:22,905 (soft rock music) * It's impossible 2015 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:26,475 * I know what you're the game 2016 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:30,446 * 'Cause some things you can't revive * 2017 01:27:30,446 --> 01:27:32,348 * Don't know where to go 2018 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:34,650 * Only need to feel something (door opens) 2019 01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:36,852 (door closes) * Gimme one more 2020 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:38,287 - I did it! 2021 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,623 I got my fucking balls back! 2022 01:27:41,524 --> 01:27:42,758 I don't know where they've been, 2023 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,460 but I just got them back. 2024 01:27:44,460 --> 01:27:46,462 I just quit the agency. 2025 01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:48,564 - You did? - Hell yeah, I did! 2026 01:27:48,564 --> 01:27:49,865 Who was I kidding? 2027 01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:51,133 Trying to be somebody I'm not. 2028 01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:52,301 I'm not like those people. 2029 01:27:52,301 --> 01:27:55,404 I fucking hate those people. 2030 01:27:55,404 --> 01:27:57,239 Anyway man, thank you. 2031 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,008 For looking out for me. 2032 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:01,076 I appreciate it. 2033 01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:02,277 Oh, hey, this is for you. 2034 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,347 It was on the front door. 2035 01:28:05,548 --> 01:28:07,215 I gotta take a shit. 2036 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:16,359 (western music) - Dear cousin Sol. 2037 01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:17,826 I didn't get a chance to say goodbye, 2038 01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:18,927 but, more importantly, I didn't get to say thank you 2039 01:28:18,927 --> 01:28:20,863 for everything you did for me. 2040 01:28:20,863 --> 01:28:24,066 But I think it's time I handed in my hall pass. 2041 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:27,603 And I think it's time for you to open your eyes. 2042 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:30,873 And when you do, you'll find the gift you've always wanted. 2043 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:33,909 She's always been there and she always will be. 2044 01:28:33,909 --> 01:28:35,678 Say goodbye to the boys for me. 2045 01:28:35,678 --> 01:28:37,680 Take care, Happy. 2046 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:40,983 P.S. They said I should be receiving some residuals soon. 2047 01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:44,653 I hope this helps you get through the month. 2048 01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:11,480 - Hey. 2049 01:29:12,448 --> 01:29:13,281 - Hey. 2050 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,088 - How you doing? 2051 01:29:20,088 --> 01:29:20,923 - Fine. 2052 01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:28,363 - Look, I'm sorry I made you feel uncomfortable yesterday. 2053 01:29:29,798 --> 01:29:31,534 I mean, it was selfish of me to think you'd drop everything 2054 01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:36,238 and be with me, just because I wanted you to be. 2055 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:40,976 It's just that everything in my life right now is wrong. 2056 01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:43,912 You're the only thing that's right. 2057 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:48,884 I mean, I don't even deserve you. 2058 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:53,288 But I wanna get it together, and I just hope 2059 01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:56,091 that when the time is right, you'll be there. 2060 01:29:56,091 --> 01:29:58,927 (soft rock music) 2061 01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:04,433 That's all I wanted to say. 2062 01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:12,708 * Life is short enough, are you feeling lonely * 2063 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:15,110 * Don't you just wanna spend your time * 2064 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,746 * With someone that can read your mind * 2065 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:22,751 * There's no postcards when you're floating out this far * 2066 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:28,090 * And for the last time, I wanna feel something * 2067 01:30:28,991 --> 01:30:33,662 * Like a wave on the ocean 2068 01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:38,000 * Wash away the old divide 2069 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:43,005 * It's impossible, I know what you're thinking * 2070 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:47,976 * 'Cause some things you can't revive * 2071 01:30:47,976 --> 01:30:52,948 * Don't know where to go, only need to feel something * 2072 01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:09,231 - [Broadcaster] And here we are in the last inning, folks. 2073 01:31:09,231 --> 01:31:12,167 Foothill trails this ballgame five to two, 2074 01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:13,368 (children chattering) there are two outs, 2075 01:31:13,368 --> 01:31:15,170 and the bases are loaded. 2076 01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:17,673 A home run could win this ballgame. 2077 01:31:17,673 --> 01:31:20,142 (upbeat music) (boy grunts) 2078 01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:20,976 - Strike! 2079 01:31:22,144 --> 01:31:25,614 - Bullshit! That was outside, you suck! 2080 01:31:25,614 --> 01:31:26,882 - I suck? 2081 01:31:26,882 --> 01:31:28,083 You couldn't hit your way 2082 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:29,952 out of a paper bag, you little punk! 2083 01:31:29,952 --> 01:31:31,319 - You suck. 2084 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,556 - Say it again. I dare you. 2085 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,593 That's what I thought. 2086 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:38,426 Play ball! 2087 01:31:42,230 --> 01:31:44,299 (crowd cheers) - Yeah! 2088 01:31:44,299 --> 01:31:48,637 (laughs) That's for you, old man! 2089 01:31:48,637 --> 01:31:50,238 - Foul ball! 2090 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:51,940 - [Broadcaster] Oh, foul ball! 2091 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:55,077 That brings the count to O and two. 2092 01:31:55,077 --> 01:31:59,815 Calling this ballgame, third generation umpire Sol Goode. 2093 01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:09,157 - Strike three! You're out! 2094 01:32:09,157 --> 01:32:11,627 - [Broadcaster] This ballgame is over, folks! 2095 01:32:11,627 --> 01:32:12,895 (indistinct) (crowd cheering) 2096 01:32:12,895 --> 01:32:14,296 - No! - Five to two! 2097 01:32:14,296 --> 01:32:16,464 - That's my dawg right there! 2098 01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,902 (crowd applause) 2099 01:32:19,902 --> 01:32:22,571 (boys cheering) 2100 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:30,512 - Not bad for a rookie. 2101 01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:33,582 - I told you it was in your blood. 2102 01:32:33,582 --> 01:32:36,118 - Sol, I have something for you. 2103 01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:39,487 This has been in our family for three generations now. 2104 01:32:39,487 --> 01:32:41,389 It's protected us well. 2105 01:32:44,326 --> 01:32:46,995 (box chiming) 2106 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:49,264 (Sol chuckles nervously) 2107 01:32:49,264 --> 01:32:52,868 - Thanks, Dad. (chuckles) 2108 01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:58,406 - I'm proud of you, Sol. Proud of you. 2109 01:32:59,374 --> 01:33:00,175 - Hey ump. 2110 01:33:02,010 --> 01:33:03,612 Called a good game. 2111 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,588 You were right. 2112 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:14,657 - About what? 2113 01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:18,460 - You are the man I'm supposed to be with. 2114 01:33:18,460 --> 01:33:20,896 (rock music) 2115 01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:32,440 * Ooh-ooh 2116 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:35,744 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 2117 01:33:35,744 --> 01:33:39,081 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-Ooh 2118 01:33:39,081 --> 01:33:43,786 * Ooh-ooh-ooh 2119 01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:45,320 * Dream away 2120 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:47,189 * Dream away dreamer 2121 01:33:47,189 --> 01:33:50,592 * Fly away, lifetime schemer 2122 01:33:50,592 --> 01:33:55,597 * Satellite, watching from up above * 2123 01:33:57,532 --> 01:34:00,969 * Late at night, cars in the streetlights * 2124 01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:04,372 * Celebrate, life in the fire-fight * 2125 01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:09,377 * Every night, taking all our love * 2126 01:34:11,313 --> 01:34:12,815 * Dream away 2127 01:34:12,815 --> 01:34:15,017 * Dream away dreamer 2128 01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:17,319 - What are you doing? 2129 01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:19,554 - Um, I have to go to work. 2130 01:34:20,889 --> 01:34:22,057 - I thought you said you had the day off. 2131 01:34:22,057 --> 01:34:23,291 - [Chloe] I did, but, um, 2132 01:34:23,291 --> 01:34:25,828 I promised somebody that I'd cover their shift. 2133 01:34:25,828 --> 01:34:27,562 - You have to go right now? 2134 01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:28,831 - Uh-huh, I do. 2135 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:32,067 But, um, thanks for last night. 2136 01:34:32,067 --> 01:34:33,568 And I'll call you. 2137 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,413 - Did I just get P.O.D.'d? 2138 01:34:47,249 --> 01:34:48,083 - Gotcha. 2139 01:34:49,251 --> 01:34:54,256 * Satellite is always watching over you * 2140 01:34:55,924 --> 01:35:00,695 * Satellite is watching everything you do * 2141 01:35:02,664 --> 01:35:05,968 (man groaning) 2142 01:35:05,968 --> 01:35:09,371 * All of my dreams are slowly dying * 2143 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:13,708 * Satellite, it may never come true * 2144 01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:17,880 * Dream away (man clears throat) 2145 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:18,713 - Uh. 2146 01:35:19,882 --> 01:35:22,317 Thanks for letting me crash, dude. 2147 01:35:22,317 --> 01:35:23,318 - It's cool. 2148 01:35:25,821 --> 01:35:28,256 Hey, don't tell anybody okay? 2149 01:35:32,660 --> 01:35:34,830 - Don't tell anybody what? 2150 01:35:35,998 --> 01:35:36,832 - Nothing. 2151 01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:40,969 (man sniffing) 2152 01:35:40,969 --> 01:35:42,805 (rock music continues) 2153 01:35:42,805 --> 01:35:44,139 - [Cooper] What, are you kidding me, dude? 2154 01:35:44,139 --> 01:35:49,144 * Satellite is always watching over you * 2155 01:35:50,545 --> 01:35:52,414 * Satellite is watching 2156 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:53,782 - [Cooper] What, are you kidding me, dude? 2157 01:35:53,782 --> 01:35:56,351 (Sol laughing) 2158 01:35:58,186 --> 01:36:00,755 Go back down right now. 2159 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,625 - Fuck, I have diarrhea. (laughs) 2160 01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:06,461 (Justin laughing) 2161 01:36:07,963 --> 01:36:10,165 - [Sol] I think that's the chick from the Diesel ads. 2162 01:36:10,165 --> 01:36:11,266 - Dude. Fuck. 2163 01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:16,038 Wasn't into her, man. 2164 01:36:16,038 --> 01:36:17,372 She had cankles. 2165 01:36:18,706 --> 01:36:20,208 - What are cankles? 2166 01:36:20,208 --> 01:36:21,810 - Cankles, you know, the calf goes right into the. 2167 01:36:21,810 --> 01:36:23,912 (people laughing) 2168 01:36:23,912 --> 01:36:25,848 You know, when the calf goes right into the fucking. 2169 01:36:25,848 --> 01:36:27,515 (people laughing) 2170 01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:31,686 - What are cankles? (men laughing) 2171 01:36:31,686 --> 01:36:34,522 (dial tone blaring) - Oliver? 2172 01:36:34,522 --> 01:36:38,626 (operator chatters indistinctly) 2173 01:36:40,262 --> 01:36:42,397 - Sid on line one! - I said no! 2174 01:36:42,397 --> 01:36:44,867 Oh! (gasps) 2175 01:36:44,867 --> 01:36:46,634 - Oh, goddamn. 2176 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:49,037 Oh, goddamn, baby, you feel that? 2177 01:36:49,037 --> 01:36:50,338 You feel that shit? 2178 01:36:50,338 --> 01:36:52,540 I fucking love this song. 2179 01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,376 - Um, what's the best thing on the menu? 2180 01:36:54,376 --> 01:36:56,378 - Well, it depends on what you like, 2181 01:36:56,378 --> 01:36:58,546 I think, well there's the. 2182 01:37:00,883 --> 01:37:02,484 The best thing. 2183 01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:04,219 Oh, shit. (man laughs) 2184 01:37:04,219 --> 01:37:06,321 - You have any Bisquick mix? 2185 01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:08,523 I make the meanest fucking pancakes, dude. 2186 01:37:08,523 --> 01:37:10,325 (men laughing) (funk music) 2187 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:11,927 - [Chloe] What is that? 2188 01:37:11,927 --> 01:37:13,228 - [Cooper] That is your little proof of purchase, 2189 01:37:13,228 --> 01:37:14,897 you little bitch. 2190 01:37:14,897 --> 01:37:16,398 Oh fuck. - (chuckles) Yeah. 2191 01:37:16,398 --> 01:37:17,732 - Why are you- - She was right here. 2192 01:37:17,732 --> 01:37:18,867 - Sure, she- - She was right- 2193 01:37:18,867 --> 01:37:20,768 - God! - I'll get you a towel. 2194 01:37:20,768 --> 01:37:22,537 I'll get you a towel. 2195 01:37:22,537 --> 01:37:26,674 I'm sorry, baby. (mumbles) 2196 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,477 I mean, I had a lot in there. 2197 01:37:29,477 --> 01:37:31,579 I was backed up, baby. 2198 01:37:31,579 --> 01:37:35,683 - I heard you're packing a fucking Duraflame, dude. (laughs) 2199 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:39,121 - How you been? - I've been good. (laughs) 2200 01:37:39,121 --> 01:37:41,056 Dude, I heard you. (laughs) 2201 01:37:41,056 --> 01:37:42,824 - How you been? - I've been good, man, 2202 01:37:42,824 --> 01:37:45,127 let's cut the small talk. (laughs) 2203 01:37:45,127 --> 01:37:46,694 - [Happy] How you been? 2204 01:37:46,694 --> 01:37:49,064 - Pretty good. (laughs) 2205 01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:50,265 I've been good. 2206 01:37:50,265 --> 01:37:52,434 Dude, I heard you're packing a beer. (laughs) 2207 01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:54,369 Packing a fucking. (laughs) 2208 01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:57,672 Let's cut the small talk. (laughs) 2209 01:37:57,672 --> 01:38:00,275 Pull your shit together, motherfucker. 2210 01:38:00,275 --> 01:38:03,478 (groans) I'm fucked. (laughs) I'm fucked. 2211 01:38:03,478 --> 01:38:06,481 Cut it. (man laughs) 145518