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Oh, honey, give grandma a nice big hug.

Now come and sit here and talk to your grandma.

Hi Nana.

So it's been a while since you came over to my house

and visited me.

I'm a little bit disappointed in you.

Yeah, I saw one of those commercials, you know,

about the, you know, alert alarm and you know,

this infomercials with the elderly.

And you thought of your granny and said, you know what?

I'm not giving her enough attention

and let me go visit her and make sure she's okay.

Yes, absolutely.

It's been a while.

I'm gonna have to contact your cable company

and make sure that that commercial comes on more often.

I'm sorry.

So I'm gonna assume it's cause you're busy with your life.

You got a new girlfriend or something.

Is that why you haven't seen your granny?

Well, not exactly.

Well, what have you been doing with your time?

I've been doing school and working, you know,

fun stuff.

Well, what about a girlfriend?

Oh, well, I also been like,

I've been working on my,

like learning about programming and computers and stuff.

Granny doesn't care about computers.

What I care about is some grandchildren.

So when are you gonna get me, you know,

I'm not getting any younger.

If you haven't noticed, I'm not completely a spring chicken.

So when am I, you know,

you're gonna need to bring a girl over here

so that I can make sure that she's a good girl for you

to give me good grandchildren.

Oh, geez.

Do you not love your granny?

Don't you wanna see me happy before I pass away and die?

I do.

I do, Nana.

I just, you know, girls haven't been my main focus.

Well, you know, I'm not gonna live forever.

We've gotta make sure that we get you set up.

I mean, how old are you now?

You're old enough, you know, when I was your age,

I was already on my second child.

That's been different times, Nana.

Those were different times.

So how are we gonna,

so how are you getting your,

like, you're doing that, what, online dating nowadays?

Are you going on that, what is it, Tinder or Bumble

or something like that?

Are you on those?

Are you, you're going out on dates?

What's going on?

Yeah, I kind of, you know, I've gone on some dates,

you know, once in a while, once a year or something.

What?

Oh, what did you just say?

No.

When was the last time you went on a date?

You know, it was kind of, well, two years or something.

What?

How am I gonna get any grandchildren

if you're not even taking the time to go on some dates?

You know, I know a lot of other ladies around here

that I play bridge with,

and they've got some wonderful granddaughters

that would love to go on a date

with a successful, handsome young man like you.

I don't know.

I don't feel, you know, I don't feel, you know, super,

what do you call that?

Are you not confident in your skills with a woman?

Are you shy?

Is that the problem?

Do we need to work on your self-esteem, honey?

Yeah.

Well, you know, grandma, you know, I'm quite the looker.

I still have it with the men.

Do you?

I do.

I bet you I could teach you a few things

on how we could build that confidence of yours

so that you can, you know, feel more comfortable

when you're on dates with the lady

so that grandma can get those grandchildren that she wants.

Geez.

Well, I don't know.

What can we do?

Where can I start?

I stand up straight and all that stuff.

You know, I try to walk with confidence,

but you know, when I talk to-

Are you a good fuck, honey?

Whoa, Nana!

I'm just saying, you know, you're Nana.

You know, I've never been somebody

that's got very good filters in the mouth.

So let's get down to the bottom of things.

Such language.

How is your cock?

Is it making you feel-

Whoa, Nana, this is inappropriate.

Oh, whatever.

Grandma's been around forever.

Honey, I've seen everything.

I've done everything.

So let's be honest.

Are you having penis problems?

Whoa!

Is that what's going on?

Nana!

Grandma knows how to fix these kind of things.

Wait, well, what if I was having,

theoretically speaking, if I had penis problems?

Like, would that be something you can teach me about?

Well, you know, practice makes perfect.

We have to, you know, I need to see what the situation is

and then I can diagnose what the problem is

so then I can give you a solution.

This is so weird.

I don't, I don't-

Don't you trust your grandma?

I trust you, Nana, but-

Exactly.

Feels, you know, feels a little weird

talking to you about this stuff.

Well, you can't talk about it with your parents.

Those are so damn conservative.

Granny here is liberal.

You know, I used to work in the theater

with all the gays and everything.

And, you know, I've just, I've seen everything.

So come on, let's whip it out and let's-

Whip it out?

Yes, let me see.

I didn't even tell you what my problem is, first of all.

You know, you told me your problem was your penis.

Well, let me, let me put it in a way,

like, you know, when you buy a train ticket

and you kind of arrive early-

You're beating around the bush.

I am.

This is weird and-

Yeah, take it out.

Let me see.

Let's, Granny, see what the problem is here.

How long does it take you to get hard?

It's, that's, you know, that's not-

That's not a problem?

Well, that's good,

because you're young and the penis should be able

to get hard and get, like, strong.

I remember your granddad back when we were your age,

and man, he would fuck me for hours.

Nana, I can't, how, what, you can't talk like this, Nana.

This is so inappropriate.

I can't believe it.

Oh, whatever.

Come on, let's see the problem.

Let's take it out.

Come on, give it to Granny.

Come on.

You want, you want me to-

Sit over here, get closer to me.

You want me to take out my penis?

Yes, and I want to see it get hard.

And then let's see how long you can keep it hard.

Oh, jeez.

Because, you know, if you, if you, if you come too fast,

Okay, that's-

No woman's going to want to be with you.

That's the problem I have sometimes.

Is that, see, Granny knows.

I knew that this was the problem.

That's why it's been two years.

I haven't really talked to any girls.

Because you-

I'm too scared.

You're impotent.

Not impotent.

I just get too excited.

Too fast.

Yeah.

Well, see, now you can work with your Granny,

because you'll never like get overly excited with Granny.

Right?

This will help you learn how to pace yourself.

But this is so, I don't know, this is so weird.

Are you going to give me the grandchildren

that I want or not?

Yes, Nana.

All right, get your dick out

and let's fix this problem, damn it.

Can you use a different word at least?

Let's take your pee pee out.

Okay, different word.

Okay.

Jeez, Nana.

Let your Granny help you.

Come on, let's take the penis out.

Okay.

There we go.

See?

Good young man, strong, hard cock.

Yes.

Is that better?

You like the word cock better than penis?

I don't know.

This is just so strange.

Get over here.

Okay.

Give this to your Granny.

You know, I'm only your step-granny.

So just, you know, kind of disassociate

a little bit in your mind.

I'm not your real blood Granny.

I'm just your favorite Granny.

I know.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, jeez.

Look at that.

See?

Very good.

This is how a young boy's cock is supposed to look.

Good job.

Jeez, Nana.

You're so hands on.

Yes, I am.

Because I want these grandchildren.

So we can't be wasting all that sperm in your hand.

Oh, well, Nana.

Why don't you sit down

and get more comfortable over here?

All right, now I want you to not come and let me, okay?

And we'll time it and see how long you can last.

And then we're gonna work on this.

Do you understand?

Nana, slow down a little bit.

You're gonna have to learn.

Some nice hot girl is gonna get on top of you

and ride you like this.

And you're gonna have to be able not to come.

Oh, God.

Nana, I'm gonna come.

You're gonna come already?

Oh, Jesus.

Lord, not yet.

Oh, my nice pillow.

I'm gonna have to take these to the cleaners.

Oh, don't.

Oh, Lord.

Nana.

I tried.

We've got some work that we've gotta do here.

I'm just saying, this is gonna take a while

to get you to a point to where you can, you know,

be man, be like a man.

Jeez.

Well, can we start on the dating stuff first?

It's the problem is with their cock, not the dating.

But yes, let's, well, we need to work on this.

I'm gonna give you some homework assignments.

And then I'm gonna talk to the ladies in my bridge club.

And we're gonna get you a nice girl.

We're gonna get you some dates to go on.

All right, honey?

Okay, Nana.

You got it.

I'm gonna take this and clean up.

Yeah, go, go.

I'm gonna have to take these over.

I'm sorry.

It just, you know, I got too excited.

Okay, we'll have to take that to the Lipschitz cleaners.

Okay.

Oh, hi.

Oh, look, it's my grandson, Jasmine.

Grandson, Jasmine, Jasmine, grandson.

Hi, I'm grandson, Jasmine.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

He's a little nervous around beautiful women like you,

but let me tell you, he's such a cat.

She's very hardworking and successful, aren't you?

Uh, she's just being-

Isn't Jasmine beautiful?

You two should go out on a date.

Let me tell you something.

My biggest dream in life is to have grandchildren.

Nana's just being a little-

Oh, no, honey.

Don't be shy.

He gets shy, like I said.

But let me tell you something.

The two of you would be fabulous.

I could tell you would give me beautiful grandchildren.

Don't listen to Nana.

This is a little embarrassing.

I'm sorry.

Nana, I'm gonna work on the side of the house or something.

Okay, honey, don't worry.

Nana's gonna take care of everything.

I'm gonna get the two of you together

and get those grandchildren.

Oh, jeez, Nana.

Oh, honey, don't worry about it.

Grandma's gonna take care of everything.

He's such a good grandson.

You're so adorable and cute.

Thank you.

You seem to be at that age

where you might be looking for a husband.

Looking, I guess.

Yes, you're a beautiful young lady.

You should go out on a date with my grandson.

The two of you would give me beautiful grandchildren.

You do wanna get married and have kids one day, right?

I think so.

I think, yeah.

A lot of these kids now, I just don't understand.

I thought that would be one of the first things

that you would wanna do.

Are you working on a professional career, young lady?

Oh, yeah, I'm going to school right now.

Oh, well, so is my grandson,

but he also has a job and he's very responsible.

Would you consider going out on a date with my grandson?

I mean, sure, why not?

Yay!

Well, I just wanna make sure

that I've got the right kind of girl.

I don't want any kind of gallivanting hussy

going out with my grandson.

Are you dating other men right now?

I don't know how you kids do it.

I mean, you see different people, right?

Oh, I'm not really seeing anyone right now.

No, you're focused on your studies?

Yeah.

Oh, good girl.

Yeah, that makes me happy.

Cause yeah, I just need to make sure

that you're a good girl.

I wanna make sure that I've got a good mother

to my grandchildren.

Okay, I mean, I don't do anything crazy.

Well, you seem like a cute, adorable, shy girl.

We have to make sure though

that you know how to take care of my grandson.

You know what I'm saying?

Oh, what do you mean?

Well, well first, you know,

I need to make sure that you're appropriately clean

and healthy.

Okay, yeah, I mean, I stay active

and eat healthy and everything.

Oh, okay, so you go to the gym.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not talking about that.

I need to make sure that you don't like have any weird,

you know, bumps or anything from being a gallivanting hussy.

No, I mean, nothing, nothing like that.

Well, how am I gonna know that this is the case

if I don't see?

I don't know.

Would you mind like maybe taking off your jeans

so I can see?

Like now?

Sure.

Okay, thank you.

Ah, I think you're gonna make a great daughter-in-law.

Hehehehe.

Well, you got a very cute figure, that's for sure.

Thank you.

Hehehehe.

I wasn't expecting to see my underpants.

They're very cute.

But yeah, you need to get rid of those too.

I can't see if you're really healthy

unless I really check out the goods.

Okay.

Don't worry, I was a nurse practitioner when I was younger.

Oh, okay.

Yes, so you should feel completely comfortable

with this little checkup.

Okay, well, okay, let me just open you up here.

Well, everything looks good.

Okay, let's see here.

Everything looks good.

You know, I just have to make sure that you,

you know, you know how to take care

of all of my grandson's needs.

Okay, I mean, I think I know.

Yes.

Well, I mean, how well trained are you

in the erotic art of lovemaking?

Um, I mean.

I don't think that you young kids have any idea

how to really know about the arts of lovemaking.

Let grandma teach you a little lesson right here.

Okay, I mean, I guess I could use a few pointers.

Exactly.

Ah, yes, look at this.

Well, let's see these nice breasts of yours.

Are these real?

Yeah, they are.

Oh, yes, they're really nice.

Thank you.

No one's done it like that before.

Oh, yeah, grandma's got tricks up her sleeve.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that feels really good.

Oh, fuck.

I hope you enjoyed this video.

If you did, please give it a thumbs up.

Bye!

I'm feeling a little overdressed here.

Why don't you take your top off and let me sit down for a second.

See what kind of skills you have.

Okay, let me sit down on the couch, young lady.

Come sit on my lap.

You're such a sweet, cute girl.

Give Grandma these beautiful breaths.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Yes.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Kiss, yes.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Let me see what kind of skills you've got young lady.

Okay.

Ah, oh yeah, mm, yes, ah, ah, yeah, ah, yes,

ah, ooh, yeah, mm, yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, mm,

yes, ah, ooh, yes, here let me stand up for a

second, ah, yes, ah, mm, oh yeah, ah, oh that

feels so good, you're doing such a great job,

oh yeah, mm, mm, yeah, ah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yes, make that like, oh, ah, ah, yes, ah, oh god,

yes, oh, oh you're gonna be perfect for my grandson,

I definitely think you're gonna be perfect, oh

yes, you're so adorable, I can't wait to get

children from you and him, they're gonna be so

cute, that was a nice meal, yeah the food is

really good, thank you, you're such a good cook, yeah,

Nana helped me cook, you know, um, yeah you guys seem

to have a really close relationship, she really cares

about you, um, yes, so what do you like to do for fun,

um, uh, you know, how to, uh, you know, do things

and stuff, why don't I come and take these dishes

away for the YouTube kids, was the, was the

dinner good, yes, absolutely, oh very good,

conversation a little difficult, isn't it, yeah,

uh, you know, it's, it's, it's going well, yeah,

um, do you, do you, do you, uh, do you like cats and dogs, I, I love cats and dogs,

my favorite, oh yeah, me, me too, it's really windy

outside, uh, yeah, the, the, the, you know, the,

the winds are coming in again, um, you are, uh,

you are a nice person, thank you, you are too,

you know, that's right kids, I'm never gonna have

grandchildren, I'm gonna die before the two of you

have a proper conversation and get things going in

the right direction, I hate to do this, but you know,

Nana has an idea of something that could help move things along a little bit faster,

oh really, yes, do you mind, why don't you just

join me, honey, come join, okay, sure, yeah,

let's get this started a little bit, so this is called the bedroom,

this is where grandchildren are made, so, uh, wait,

what do you, what do you mean, yeah, we know this

well, with the way that you two were going down

there, it was going to take you forever to get

into the bedroom, so grandma over here is going

to die, not tomorrow, but before the two of you

will get to the actual bedroom, so we're just going

to speed things along, right, and make sure that

you're both compatible, sexually compatible,

because of course you want to try the goods out

before you marry, right, uh, I guess, yes, exactly,

so, um, so, yeah, let her try the goods out, why

didn't you just get on your knees, yes, are you okay

with this, yeah, oh, okay, I guess, um, okay, yeah,

good practice, I like her, she's gonna make a great granddaughter-in-law,

okay, so now take, take it out, young man, okay, see, she's a willing participant,

let's see what kind of skills she has, if

she can give me some beautiful grandchildren,

oh, yes, I think she's gonna do just fine,

oh, yes, isn't she adorable, honey, she is,

oh, yes, and she's got some skills, she knows how to work that cock,

and she promised me she wasn't a gallivanting hussy either, so,

she has good skills, though, uh, Nana, what

happens if I, uh, you know, arrive too early,

just take it slow, honey, don't go too fast,

okay, yeah, why don't we get you undressed,

yeah, yeah, let me see these beautiful breasts,

she has such beautiful breasts, doesn't she,

these boobies are so beautiful, thank you,

don't let me stop you,

yes, make sure you get all the way down, they like

it when you go all the way, yes, just like that,

good girl, you like it when she goes all the

way down, yes, oh, one more time for Nana,

oh, yes, oh, yes,

so pretty with your cock in her mouth,

she's so pretty with, so pretty with your cock in her mouth,

yes, oh, drool all coming down, she's so pretty,

oh, yes, oh, yes,

in her mouth, yes, drool all coming down her chin on these nice beautiful titties,

oh, such a naughty, naughty girl, yeah, all the way, uh-huh, yes,

yes, yes, yes,

nice, good girl, how does that feel, honey, yes,

yeah, milking that cock, oh, she's got the little twisty skills, yes,

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Take it all the way down.

Be a good girl, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Work that cock.

That's right.

Yes.

This is much better at this rate.

I'm definitely going to get me some grandkids soon.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, why don't we, why don't we take this skirt off of you?

Okay.

Yes.

Ah, very good.

So cute.

Why don't you just lean back into Nana over here.

Okay.

Oh, did you?

Oh, I see where this is going.

Yes, exactly.

I said that I want grandkids, honey.

This is the way that grandkids are made.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

How is my grandson's cough? Do you like that?

It feels really good. Yeah, I do like it.

Oh yes.

It's really hard.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

It's a nice and long

heart. Yeah.

Like it.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, play with those

nice tits of hers.

Keep her happy.

Oh yeah.

I want to be able to come all over

my grandson's cock.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Come all over my grandson's cock.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna come on the cock.

Yeah, come on the cock.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh we got ourselves a good one.

She loves your cock, honey.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

How are you liking that pussy, honey?

Does it feel good?

Yes.

Do you like it when she's coming all over your cock?

Yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my.

Yes.

Spread that pussy for me.

Yes, spread that pussy.

Oh yes.

Spread that pussy nice and wide.

So you can get deep inside that pretty little fuck hole of yours.

Oh my god.

She's really stretching it out.

Nice and deep.

Oh my god.

Yes, baby.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

You're so deep inside that adorable little pussy.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh yes, baby.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Such a naughty girl.

Let's move you in a different position.

I want to see you come all over my grandson's cock again.

Okay.

Yes.

You want me like this?

Yes, that's good.

Yes.

Should I just put my head like here?

Oh yes, well you know you've already done it once before.

It doesn't hurt to do it again.

Wait, what?

Well, I had to make sure that she was clean and healthy.

We had a moment.

Oh, okay.

I like that idea.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Nice job.

Really.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Yes, oh yeah.

Oh my god, you're gonna be so good.

You're gonna get nice and comfy.

Oh yeah, I get comfy right in between Nana's legs, yeah.

She's so fucking quiet.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Mm, oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, you're gonna be so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Good baby.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, oh yes.

Oh yes, oh yes.

You just love coming all over my grandson's cock,

don't you?

Oh, he's got good cock, doesn't he?

Yes, yes, he does fuck you really good, yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yes, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yes.

What?

I think you need to feel his cock.

What, you want me to fuck my grandson?

Yeah.

Okay, why not?

Yeah, I think you could show me like some pointers.

Exactly.

This is kind of going a little quickly, Nana.

Well, you know, it looks so good.

I want some too.

I think she's right.

Oh, yes.

I don't want to hog it all.

Exactly, see, this is the kind of girl

we need to have you marry.

Okay.

She likes to share with Nana.

All right.

So let's see here, how should we do this?

Okay.

Well, maybe a little doggy,

the same way that she was just getting it done.

It looks pretty good.

And then I can have some more of this pretty little pussy.

Okay.

Over here, come.

All right.

Oh yeah, baby.

How do you like your new miss pussy?

You like that huh?

I do.

I can't believe I've been doing this for so long.

I just feel so right at the same time.

I'm so sorry.

She's not even such a big ass pussy.

Oh my god.

That feels so good, honey.

Yes.

This is a really good hug.

Oh, Nana just loves this pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, continue giving me that good cock, honey.

While she sits on Nana's face.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Yes, baby.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Just make me calm.

Oh yeah, baby.

Oh, baby.

Yes, baby.

Fuck me.

Does Nana eat poshi really well?

Yeah, she does.

I love her Nana's mouth on my pussy.

She's so good.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh, let Nana move off to the side here.

Is your hip hurting, Nana?

Exactly.

There we go.

There we go, much better.

Okay.

Wow, look close, Nana.

Let's see.

You can even see her arms up close.

There you go.

Oh wow.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, that feels so good, yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh, that feels so good.

I love you watching your fucking Nana.

I love you.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Your cock is sliding in and out of her pussy.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, baby.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

You're really stretching her out.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, baby.

Oh, fucking Nana's pussy baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yes, baby.

Oh yeah, that feels so good.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Nana, you really know how to pick one.

Yes, I do.

Yeah.

It feels so good, Nana.

Yes, it does feel good.

I feel like I'm gonna come in.

Oh, no, not with me, honey.

But make sure that you're getting

accustomed to your new wife.

And then we have to get the two of you married.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh, it feels so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Your grandson has a really nice day.

Yes, he does, definitely.

Oh, my gosh.

I feel so fucking good.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

How does that pussy feel, honey?

It feels so good.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Nana, do I come in here?

Oh, no, honey, not until after the wedding

do we have the grandchildren, honey.

Take your cock out of her room.

Take your cock out of her right away.

I won't come inside, I promise.

Okay, good boy.

You should have come, though, Nana.

I think you should put it on her face.

Okay.

Yeah, I like that.

Oh, yes.

Ah, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, give it to her, baby.

Give her that fucking good cock, yes.

Give her that good cock, honey.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so deep.

Yeah, so deep and perfect.

Pretty little pussy of yours, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Come here.

Yes, take all of my grandson.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, don't waste any of that.

Oh, yeah.

Good job.

I can't wait till the wedding, honey.

Thank you.