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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:01:48,079 --> 00:01:50,717 We're on our way to Nashville, 3 00:01:50,751 --> 00:01:52,654 Been traveling quite a spell. 4 00:01:52,687 --> 00:01:54,790 The road's been mighty bumpy! 5 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,093 Yeah, and I don't feel too well! 6 00:01:57,126 --> 00:01:59,296 We've got to get to Nashville! 7 00:01:59,329 --> 00:02:01,433 Yes, it's really quite a spot! 8 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:03,637 You're going to like old Nashville. 9 00:02:03,671 --> 00:02:05,640 I still don't feel so hot! 10 00:02:05,674 --> 00:02:07,442 It's Jamboree time! 11 00:02:07,476 --> 00:02:09,345 Jamboree time! 12 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,351 I can hardly wait to meet up with the crowd! 13 00:02:13,952 --> 00:02:16,256 It's Jamboree time! 14 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,293 Jamboree time! 15 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,200 Come on, let me hear it, clear and loud! 16 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:27,140 We're on our way! We're on our way! 17 00:02:27,173 --> 00:02:31,379 We're on our way to a swinging Jamboree! 18 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:33,582 Yeah! We're on our way. 19 00:02:33,616 --> 00:02:36,053 We're on our way! 20 00:02:36,086 --> 00:02:43,431 We're on our way to Nashville, Tennessee, 000eeee! 21 00:03:15,247 --> 00:03:16,448 Drop it! 22 00:03:21,123 --> 00:03:24,161 It's okay. Sorry you got caught in the middle! 23 00:03:24,195 --> 00:03:25,629 What's goin' on? 24 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:27,232 - Spies! - Spies! 25 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:29,837 That's right! Over in Acme City, and these hills. 26 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:32,774 - They're all over the place! - Let's get out of here! 27 00:03:32,808 --> 00:03:35,312 Jeepers, you have to relax! 28 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,081 You're headed for a nervous breakdown 29 00:03:37,115 --> 00:03:38,884 If you don't unwind a little bit! 30 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:40,887 Well, don't worry ma'am, they won't bother you, 31 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,190 Uh, unless you're carrying some secrets in this guitar! 32 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,429 - You entertainers? - Yes, sir. 33 00:03:46,462 --> 00:03:49,099 We're on our way to Nashville. We're doin' a Jamboree there! 34 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:50,635 - Well, good luck! - Thank you. 35 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:52,104 The road's clear. You can pass on. 36 00:03:52,138 --> 00:03:53,339 Thank you. 37 00:04:01,218 --> 00:04:04,056 Woody, we have to do something about Jeepers! 38 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:05,258 Yeah, I know! 39 00:04:05,291 --> 00:04:06,392 He's been working night and day, 40 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:07,895 And I think his nerves are on edge! 41 00:04:08,897 --> 00:04:11,033 - Jeeps. - What? 42 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,235 Now Jeepers, 43 00:04:12,269 --> 00:04:14,172 You know we appreciate what you've done for us. 44 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:15,640 We sure do, Jeep! 45 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:17,376 And, I realize you've worked awfully hard 46 00:04:17,409 --> 00:04:18,678 To try to get the show lined up 47 00:04:18,711 --> 00:04:20,381 So we could appear back in Nashville. 48 00:04:20,414 --> 00:04:21,649 That's right! And, the show isn't 49 00:04:21,683 --> 00:04:23,186 - until tomorrow night. - That's right. 50 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,653 And, Woody and I are going to find a nice, 51 00:04:24,687 --> 00:04:26,456 Quiet, restful place for you. 52 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:27,959 We'll see that you relax. 53 00:04:28,694 --> 00:04:32,032 Yeah, relax. That's what Jeepers needs, relax. 54 00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:14,364 Howdy! 55 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,434 Hi! Thought this place was closed! 56 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:17,869 Well, it should be! 57 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:20,207 - Nobody ever comes this way! - Where are we? 58 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,410 - Sleepy Junction. - Sleepy Junction. 59 00:05:22,443 --> 00:05:24,146 - Where are we? - Sleepy Junction. 60 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:25,281 Oh! 61 00:05:25,314 --> 00:05:26,916 Hey Woody! We're in Sleepy Junction! 62 00:05:27,385 --> 00:05:30,155 Sir, we're looking for a nice, quiet place to spend the night. 63 00:05:30,189 --> 00:05:32,158 - Uh, a motel. - No. 64 00:05:32,192 --> 00:05:34,061 - A hotel. - No. 65 00:05:34,528 --> 00:05:36,031 A boarding house? 66 00:05:36,064 --> 00:05:38,234 Ma'am, there just ain't nothin' around here! 67 00:05:38,267 --> 00:05:39,503 What happened to this place? 68 00:05:39,536 --> 00:05:42,441 Everybody moved out! Moved over to Acme City! 69 00:05:42,474 --> 00:05:44,377 They got a big missile plant there, 70 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:45,879 And the people go where the work is. 71 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,984 Jeeps, I'm sorry buddy. 72 00:05:49,018 --> 00:05:51,555 But, we'll find a place for you, so you can rest and relax. 73 00:05:51,588 --> 00:05:53,758 Aw, that's okay. I feel good now. 74 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:55,061 I'm not nervous or anything. 75 00:05:57,797 --> 00:05:59,267 - Thunder? - Thunder! 76 00:06:01,203 --> 00:06:03,773 Yeah, it looks like a storm's coming up! 77 00:06:03,806 --> 00:06:05,643 It don't look too good, does it? 78 00:06:05,676 --> 00:06:07,579 Hey! I just thought of something! 79 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:09,582 There's the old Beauregard mansion! 80 00:06:09,616 --> 00:06:11,052 Oh, it's quiet alright! 81 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:13,589 At least you'd get in out of the rain, and have a place to stay! 82 00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:16,026 - Well, where is it? - Just follow this road. 83 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,229 Thank you. 84 00:06:36,224 --> 00:06:37,993 Hey! Wait! 85 00:06:38,026 --> 00:06:40,563 I forgot to tell 'em it's haunted! 86 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:05,769 Hurry up! That rain's going to be coming down any minute! 87 00:07:09,908 --> 00:07:11,711 Wait! Listen! Listen! 88 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,018 Jeepers! Come on! 89 00:07:16,052 --> 00:07:18,021 - You're not afraid, are you? - Oh no! 90 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:19,524 Well, come on! 91 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,767 What are you two waiting for? 92 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,770 I'm waiting for my courage to come back! 93 00:07:27,803 --> 00:07:29,206 Come on, let's go! 94 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,154 I think my courage just left again! 95 00:07:39,188 --> 00:07:41,324 Oh Jeepers! It's just a shutter that fell! 96 00:08:05,995 --> 00:08:09,133 Listen, I don't like this place one little bit! 97 00:08:17,213 --> 00:08:18,715 Heehaha! Heeha! 98 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,653 I said, put that monkey back in the cage! 99 00:08:21,686 --> 00:08:25,058 - Alright, alright! - I want him to stay in the cage! 100 00:08:25,091 --> 00:08:28,597 If he comes out once more, once more, I'll kill him! 101 00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:31,402 Oh Anatole, you get in there, be a good boy. 102 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:34,606 Be a good boy. Ahnananana! 103 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,609 - Be quiet! - (GORILLA) Ohohoh! Ohohoh! 104 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:40,114 You shouldn't talk to Anatole like that! He's sensitive! 105 00:08:40,147 --> 00:08:41,450 (GORILLA) Euch! Euch! Euch! Euch! 106 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:42,819 Stay away from that monkey! 107 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,501 Well, it's not exactly a Hilton hotel! 108 00:09:04,319 --> 00:09:05,587 Oh! 109 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,861 Jeeps, go get the television set! 110 00:09:12,298 --> 00:09:14,568 - Let's start a fire! - Okay! 111 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:18,974 Hey, I'd put the top up on the car, but I know it don't work! 112 00:09:21,779 --> 00:09:24,784 Hey! This is kind of fun, you know? Sorta like camping out! 113 00:09:25,518 --> 00:09:28,657 I'd like to explore this place once we get settled down! 114 00:09:45,983 --> 00:09:49,154 Woody? There's something out there! 115 00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:52,159 - What? - Calm down, boy. 116 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:55,698 Listen, I saw uh, uh, a thing out there! 117 00:09:55,731 --> 00:09:58,836 Jeepers, you're a nervous wreck! Now you're seeing things! 118 00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:01,340 - I am? - Boy, you in bad shape! 119 00:10:02,609 --> 00:10:04,445 What you need is to relax! 120 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,116 Now, I want you to know Jeeps, no matter what happens, 121 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,052 That you've been one of the best 122 00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:11,255 Little business managers anybody could have. 123 00:10:11,288 --> 00:10:12,591 But, you need to unwind! 124 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,327 Come over here and sit down in this comfortable chair, 125 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,829 And just relax man! 126 00:10:17,164 --> 00:10:19,167 That's what I'll do. I gotta relax! 127 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,805 Sing him a song Woody, that always relaxes him! 128 00:10:22,606 --> 00:10:24,008 Alright! 129 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,679 Jeeps, this is one I was telling you about I wrote the other day. 130 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:28,682 Called uh, 131 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:30,919 What was the name of that? Oh, uh, 'Livin' in a Trance'. 132 00:10:30,953 --> 00:10:32,054 - Yeah. - Oh yeah! 133 00:10:32,087 --> 00:10:34,023 Yeah, let me begin here. 134 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,469 You cast a spell on me, 135 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:45,340 The first time we met. 136 00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:50,849 Bewitched and enchanted at first glance. 137 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,791 I didn't know then, 138 00:10:55,824 --> 00:10:59,830 The spell that I was in. 139 00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:05,773 Now I'm living in a trance. 140 00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:12,783 Living in a trance. 141 00:11:14,119 --> 00:11:19,794 In a world of lost romance, 142 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:27,005 I never had a chance. 143 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:34,584 Living in a trance. 144 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:41,194 Living in a trance. 145 00:11:42,997 --> 00:11:47,771 Duhhh, duh-deh-duh... 146 00:11:47,804 --> 00:11:50,676 Shhh! He's sleeping like a baby! 147 00:11:51,142 --> 00:11:53,714 Is he asleep, or is he hypnotized? 148 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,215 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 149 00:12:02,393 --> 00:12:06,400 Who's there? Wait a minute, I'll see who it is! 150 00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:14,112 Who's there? Come on, speak up, who is it? 151 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:17,149 - Nobody! - Well, come on in then! 152 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:23,793 You a ghost? 153 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,665 Not yet, but, you durn near scared the life out of us! 154 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,133 Me too! 155 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,535 What are you doin' here? 156 00:12:29,568 --> 00:12:30,871 We were just passing by, 157 00:12:30,904 --> 00:12:33,307 And we thought we heard guitar music coming from this place! 158 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:35,510 Oh! That was me! You live around here? 159 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:37,047 Just over the hill. 160 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,449 We figured, if it was a ghost, 161 00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:40,719 It must be friendly if it plays the guitar! 162 00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:42,321 What makes you think it was a ghost? 163 00:12:42,355 --> 00:12:43,924 'Cause, this place is haunted! 164 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,927 Nobody comes near here! 165 00:12:45,961 --> 00:12:47,664 Well, we've been here for quite a while, 166 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:48,999 And nothing has happened! 167 00:12:49,032 --> 00:12:50,735 Huh! You're one of the lucky ones. 168 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,805 Oh, I don't think nothin' will happen! 169 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,408 Come on in and warm yourselves by the fire. 170 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,911 Okay? 171 00:12:57,311 --> 00:13:00,216 Yup. There's all kinds of strange lights 172 00:13:00,249 --> 00:13:02,753 And strange sounds always comin' on around this place. 173 00:13:02,787 --> 00:13:05,023 Somebody comes in to see if they're real, 174 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:06,859 (Snaps finger) leaving just like that! 175 00:13:06,893 --> 00:13:08,796 Well, let's leave, just like that! 176 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,600 Oh Jeepers! Don't be a baby! We haven't heard a thing! 177 00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:14,270 Say! Aren't you Woody Weatherby? 178 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:15,740 I'm guilty. 179 00:13:15,773 --> 00:13:18,010 I knew it! He's a big star! 180 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,014 Thank you very much. I'm proud you heard of me! 181 00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:21,749 This is Boots Malone. 182 00:13:21,782 --> 00:13:24,887 - Hi! - And, my manager, Jeeps. 183 00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,724 Heard of you folks, too. 184 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,161 We play and sing a little. 185 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,031 How about singin' one for us? 186 00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:32,365 We'd like to! 187 00:13:32,398 --> 00:13:34,235 I feel like we're auditioning an act! 188 00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:36,038 Well, you never know where you'll find good singers! 189 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:39,810 There is one song that we sing about this mansion, 190 00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:42,048 And 'Old Tom Cat', one of the ghosts here. 191 00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:45,920 Years ago, this song was made famous in these parts. 192 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,440 Now, old Uncle John had troubles of his own, 193 00:13:59,474 --> 00:14:03,313 He had an old yellow cat that wouldn't leave home. 194 00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:07,652 He tried everything he knew to keep the cat away. 195 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:11,459 He even gave it to a preacher and told him to stay, 196 00:14:11,493 --> 00:14:14,764 But the cat came back... The cat came back. 197 00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:17,635 I thought he was a goner, but the cat came back. 198 00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:20,139 'Cause he wouldn't stay away! 199 00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:26,983 Now, he gave the old cat to a man in a balloon. 200 00:14:27,017 --> 00:14:30,555 He told the man to leave him with the man in the moon. 201 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:35,195 The balloon, it busted, and everybody said, 202 00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:39,001 Ten miles away they picked a man up dead, 203 00:14:39,036 --> 00:14:42,206 But the cat came back. The cat came back. 204 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,945 I thought he was a goner, but the cat came back, 205 00:14:44,978 --> 00:14:47,514 'Cause he wouldn't stay away. 206 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:51,354 Bum-de-dum, bum-bum-bum-de-doo 207 00:14:51,387 --> 00:14:54,525 Now the cat was a terror, and they thought it was best, 208 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,898 To give him to a feller that was headed out West. 209 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:02,604 The train went around a corner, and it hit a broken rail, 210 00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:06,744 Not a soul aboard the train lived to tell the tale, 211 00:15:06,778 --> 00:15:09,949 But the cat came back. The cat came back. 212 00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:12,687 I thought it was a goner, but the cat came back. 213 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,224 'Cause it wouldn't stay away. 214 00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:19,197 Bum, bum, bum-by-um, bum. 215 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:22,335 Now the farmer on the corner's gonna kill the cat at sight, 216 00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:25,707 He loaded up his gun with nails and dynamite. 217 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:30,280 Well, he waited in the garden 'till the cat came around, 218 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:34,354 And seven little pieces of the man was all they found! 219 00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:37,558 But, the cat came back! The cat came back! 220 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:40,296 I thought it was a goner, but the cat came back. 221 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,299 'Cause he wouldn't stay away! 222 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:46,906 Bum, bum, bum, bu-de-bum. Bum, bum, bum, bah-bum. 223 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,877 Rrrrrrrarr! Bum! 224 00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:52,381 - Oh wonderful! - That's fine! 225 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:53,616 Really, that's good. 226 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:54,953 Can you sing any love songs? 227 00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:57,056 - Sometimes. - Would you sing one tonight? 228 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:04,800 The minute you're gone, I cry. 229 00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:09,641 The minute you're gone, I die. 230 00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:13,647 Before you walk out of sight, 231 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:18,254 I'm like a child all alone at night. 232 00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:22,828 I stare into emptiness, 233 00:16:23,296 --> 00:16:27,703 I'm filled with such loneliness. 234 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,875 The world goes from right to wrong, 235 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:35,681 The minute you're gone. 236 00:16:37,484 --> 00:16:41,524 The minute you're gone I see, 237 00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:46,065 How lonely a man I'll be. 238 00:16:46,098 --> 00:16:50,371 My life would be oh so-blue, 239 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:55,279 If I couldn't be with you. 240 00:16:55,312 --> 00:17:00,253 The minute you're gone, I pray. 241 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:04,860 The minute you're gone, I say, 242 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:08,966 Please don't stay away too long. 243 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:12,938 The minute you're gone. 244 00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:14,675 Doo-doo-doo-doo. 245 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:18,547 The minute you're gone I see, 246 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:23,021 Oh how lonely a man I'll be. 247 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:27,061 My life would be oh-so-blue, 248 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:31,968 If I couldn't be with you. 249 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:37,143 The minute you're gone, I pray. 250 00:17:37,176 --> 00:17:41,683 The minute you're gone, I say, 251 00:17:41,717 --> 00:17:46,023 Please don't stay away too long. 252 00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,728 The minute you're 253 00:17:48,761 --> 00:17:52,167 Gone, gone, gone. 254 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,072 Gone. Gone. 255 00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,481 Oh! That was just wonderful! 256 00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:07,623 (CRACKLING NOISE OF BONES AND EERIE MUSIC) 257 00:18:11,129 --> 00:18:12,398 Ah! 258 00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:20,510 Why! There's nothing there! 259 00:18:20,543 --> 00:18:23,381 You suppose, maybe it's mass hopitism? 260 00:18:23,415 --> 00:18:25,885 - That's hypnotism! - That's what I said! 261 00:18:27,621 --> 00:18:29,691 Maybe we've all been working too hard! 262 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:35,933 Well, I for one, do not believe in ghosts! 263 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:37,969 And, I think we ought to investigate! 264 00:18:43,144 --> 00:18:45,080 Isn't anyone coming with me? 265 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:50,356 (CREAK OF STAIRS AND EERIE MUSIC) 266 00:19:22,973 --> 00:19:27,380 - Arrrrhhh! - Ahhhh! 267 00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,451 Ahhhh! 268 00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:36,294 What was it? 269 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:39,164 - Didn't you see it? - See what? 270 00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:41,502 That horrible looking thing! 271 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:43,104 Are you sure you saw it? 272 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:46,676 I think so! Oh, I don't know! 273 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:50,616 I heard a sound, and I was so frightened! 274 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,419 Look, maybe we better get out of here while we can! 275 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,954 It could've been my imagination! 276 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,490 Well, between the three of us, 277 00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,993 There's sure a lot of imaginating going on! 278 00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:13,617 (EERIE MUSIC) 279 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,227 One thing for sure, 280 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,497 There's something funny about this house! 281 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,367 Well, I don't think it's so funny! 282 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,935 And, I'm not laughing at all! 283 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:28,908 (SOUND OF BONES KNOCKING TOGETHER) 284 00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:31,178 Oh! Maybe it's an owl! 285 00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:35,418 An owl! Doin' what? Draggin' a chain to his nest? 286 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,923 Look, I do not believe in ghosts! 287 00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:41,828 And, there must be some explanation for all of this! 288 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:44,131 Where are you going? 289 00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:46,067 To continue the search! 290 00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:48,405 Look Boots, this is an old empty house. 291 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:50,542 I know there may be a few ghosts in here, 292 00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:52,143 But I think we've searched long enough! 293 00:20:52,176 --> 00:20:53,846 I think we ought to get out of here myself! 294 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,015 I'm with you! 295 00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:18,985 (EERIE MUSIC) 296 00:21:19,185 --> 00:21:22,090 - Wooodddyy! - What's wrong now? 297 00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:25,896 - I saw a, uh, uh... - What? What? 298 00:21:25,929 --> 00:21:28,332 - I don't know what it was! - Well, I'll go check the car. 299 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:29,702 Come on! 300 00:21:32,974 --> 00:21:36,746 Poor Jeepers! This isn't a very relaxing place for you, is it? 301 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,081 No! 302 00:21:38,114 --> 00:21:39,684 My dear Dr. Himmel, 303 00:21:39,717 --> 00:21:42,088 We have more important things to settle 304 00:21:42,121 --> 00:21:43,891 Than your concern with that monkey. 305 00:21:43,924 --> 00:21:45,894 - It infuriates me! - Of course it does! 306 00:21:45,927 --> 00:21:47,630 But, we've little choice in the matter! 307 00:21:47,663 --> 00:21:49,966 I knew from the beginning, that it was a mistake! 308 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,236 That was not your decision to make! 309 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,640 Maximillian is my man! 310 00:21:54,673 --> 00:21:57,311 Yes, of which you so consistently remind us! 311 00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,447 From the moment we began this project. 312 00:21:59,481 --> 00:22:04,155 You forget that I am the contact with Dr. Fu! Without me... 313 00:22:04,188 --> 00:22:06,826 Without you, we might be much safer! 314 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,294 Indeed we might! 315 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,165 You've been warned again and again to use the secret entrance 316 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:12,768 Yet tonight, you walked right into the house 317 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:15,439 As if you were some neighbor on a social jaunt! 318 00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,975 I saw a strange car, 319 00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:19,712 And I decided to make an investigation. 320 00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:22,917 Such foolish investigation endangers the whole project! 321 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:24,252 No matter what your authority, 322 00:22:24,285 --> 00:22:26,322 You've no right to take such risks, 323 00:22:26,356 --> 00:22:29,393 Especially since we're so close to achieving our goal! 324 00:22:29,426 --> 00:22:31,998 You know perfectly well that we often have visitors 325 00:22:32,031 --> 00:22:35,102 Who are curious to discover if this is really a haunted house. 326 00:22:35,135 --> 00:22:38,240 The simple fact is, that if you had contacted us by radio, 327 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,177 We could have notified you of our visitors. 328 00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:42,380 What is done, is done! 329 00:22:42,413 --> 00:22:44,416 So, we are no longer safe. 330 00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:49,191 You have always known this was not a safe business to be in. 331 00:22:49,224 --> 00:22:50,860 But, tonight is our last night! 332 00:22:50,894 --> 00:22:53,363 It's foolish to endanger the entire project! 333 00:22:59,106 --> 00:23:02,244 Don't worry! Everything is going to be alright! 334 00:23:04,715 --> 00:23:06,150 Bad news. 335 00:23:06,183 --> 00:23:08,788 - Why? What happened? - The car won't start! 336 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,726 - Oh no! - Yippee! 337 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:15,064 Well, I guess we'll just spend the night here. 338 00:23:15,097 --> 00:23:17,836 Jeeps, you can help me build the fire up some. 339 00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:21,073 We'll bake it so it will last until morning. 340 00:23:21,106 --> 00:23:24,746 And, I think we ought to stick real close together. 341 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,784 - Good thinking! - Boots, I want you to... 342 00:23:29,654 --> 00:23:31,189 Boots? 343 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:35,495 - Boots? Boots? - Oh boys! 344 00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:37,198 Here I am. 345 00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:39,702 Come and see what I've found! 346 00:23:39,736 --> 00:23:41,404 Where are you? 347 00:23:43,709 --> 00:23:45,611 What do you mean runnin' off? 348 00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:47,347 Well, I was just down this hall! 349 00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,017 Well, we've got to stick together! 350 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,487 - Yeah! We got to tick together! - I'm sorry! 351 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,090 We don't know what's goin' on in this house! 352 00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:54,893 - Anything could happen! - Okay! 353 00:23:54,926 --> 00:23:56,595 Come on and see what I found! 354 00:23:58,999 --> 00:24:02,905 When I open this door, you won't believe what's inside! 355 00:24:02,938 --> 00:24:05,008 By now, I'd believe anything! 356 00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:16,091 You're right! I don't believe it! 357 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,894 Isn't it beautiful? 358 00:24:17,928 --> 00:24:21,967 Oh, I could spend forever right in this one little room! 359 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,404 It's so elegant! 360 00:24:31,282 --> 00:24:34,119 Maybe this is the room of the great lady of the house, 361 00:24:34,153 --> 00:24:37,058 That's been kept exactly as she left it! 362 00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:42,098 Way back in the Civil War days, when she was a southern belle! 363 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:55,920 Gowns! Gowns! Beautiful gowns, 364 00:24:55,953 --> 00:25:02,831 Satin, and lace from across the sea. 365 00:25:03,631 --> 00:25:10,742 Gowns! Gowns! Beautiful gowns, 366 00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:17,821 Bring back a precious memory. 367 00:25:17,854 --> 00:25:21,459 Of summer nights, 368 00:25:21,492 --> 00:25:25,132 Twinkling stars above, 369 00:25:25,165 --> 00:25:28,871 A night so right 370 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:33,210 For people in love. 371 00:25:33,244 --> 00:25:39,754 As we dance, dance, 372 00:25:39,787 --> 00:25:43,026 I realize, 373 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:47,032 The gown I was wearing, 374 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:50,437 Hypnotized. 375 00:25:50,471 --> 00:25:54,377 So I gaily 376 00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:57,883 Danced through the night 377 00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:03,791 In my lovely gown of white. 378 00:26:04,792 --> 00:26:08,966 Loo, loo, 379 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,438 Loo-loo-loo. 380 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:16,444 Loo-loo-loo-loo, 381 00:26:16,477 --> 00:26:20,117 Loo-loo, loo-loo. 382 00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:23,455 Loo, loo, 383 00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:27,128 Loo-loo-loo. 384 00:26:27,161 --> 00:26:31,100 Loo-loo-loo-loo, 385 00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:34,639 Loo-loo, loo-loo. 386 00:26:34,672 --> 00:26:38,711 A summer night 387 00:26:38,745 --> 00:26:42,317 Twinkling stars above, 388 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:46,257 A night so right, 389 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:50,596 For people in love. 390 00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:56,606 As we dance, dance, 391 00:26:56,639 --> 00:27:00,545 I realize, 392 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:04,585 The gown I was wearing 393 00:27:04,618 --> 00:27:07,923 Hypnotized. 394 00:27:07,957 --> 00:27:11,596 So, I gaily 395 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:15,535 Danced through the night, 396 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:21,577 In my lovely gown of white. 397 00:27:22,846 --> 00:27:28,188 Ooh, ooh-loo-loo-loo-loo. 398 00:27:31,059 --> 00:27:37,669 Loo, loo-loo-loo-loo. 399 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:46,015 Dream girl, we got to get out of here! 400 00:27:46,049 --> 00:27:49,687 Oh, but it's so beautiful! I could stay here forever! 401 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,457 Well, let's go. 402 00:27:55,129 --> 00:27:57,867 (FOOTSTEPS HEARD IN HALLWAY) 403 00:28:12,456 --> 00:28:15,360 Let me in! Is someone there? 404 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,399 Yes Madam Wong! There are three of them. 405 00:28:20,001 --> 00:28:24,842 What beautiful trespassers! Ah, who are you? 406 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:28,915 I'm Woody Weatherby, Boots Malone, and Jeepers. 407 00:28:28,948 --> 00:28:33,522 Delighted! Now, tell me what are you doing in my house? 408 00:28:33,555 --> 00:28:34,990 Oh! We didn't know it was your house! 409 00:28:35,024 --> 00:28:36,927 I bought the Beauregard Mansion, 410 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,666 So that I could restore it to its original beauty. 411 00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:43,171 We didn't mean to trespass! 412 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,708 Well, never mind. Just tell me, what are you doing here! 413 00:28:46,742 --> 00:28:49,012 Well, it looked like a storm was comin' up, 414 00:28:49,547 --> 00:28:51,716 And we needed a place to stay. 415 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,355 Come! Let us leave this room. 416 00:28:58,827 --> 00:29:01,365 Of course, you cannot stay here! 417 00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,338 Haven't my ghosts bothered you? 418 00:29:05,372 --> 00:29:06,606 Well... 419 00:29:06,639 --> 00:29:08,642 - Are they real ghosts? - Of course they are! 420 00:29:09,244 --> 00:29:11,581 I told you we should have gotten out of here! 421 00:29:11,847 --> 00:29:14,419 Ma'am, if you'll just let us spend the night. 422 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,254 You see, we're entertainers, 423 00:29:16,289 --> 00:29:17,990 And we're on our way to Nashville, Tennessee, 424 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,326 To do a Jamboree there. 425 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:21,162 And, I'm afraid our car won't start. 426 00:29:21,696 --> 00:29:24,934 And uh, well, we're gonna have to wait until morning. 427 00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:29,007 Tell me, what kind of entertaining do you do? 428 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,745 I'm a singer. And, I pick a guitar. 429 00:29:31,778 --> 00:29:33,515 How charming. 430 00:29:34,048 --> 00:29:37,020 And, what do you do my dear? 431 00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:38,956 I sing, and dance. 432 00:29:38,989 --> 00:29:42,995 Ah, that's nice, nice. Are you an entertainer? 433 00:29:43,263 --> 00:29:45,299 Uh, no. Not exactly. 434 00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,302 What are you exactly? 435 00:29:47,336 --> 00:29:50,140 I are exactly his business manager. 436 00:29:55,715 --> 00:29:57,418 What's goin' on? 437 00:29:57,452 --> 00:29:59,221 I don't know, but, it looks phony. 438 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:00,923 They seem real nice to me! 439 00:30:10,872 --> 00:30:16,447 I have decided that, uh, you may stay, at least for tonight. 440 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,717 - Well, fine! - Let me warn you. 441 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:22,089 Stay in that room. You'll be much safer. 442 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:23,758 We'll stay right by the fireplace. 443 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:24,994 Good! 444 00:30:32,806 --> 00:30:35,544 We sure do, hey, they've gone! 445 00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:39,817 - Where'd they go? - They didn't go out that door! 446 00:30:40,284 --> 00:30:42,186 You think, maybe she was a ghost too? 447 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,256 Sure seemed real to me! 448 00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:46,126 Well anyway, she was nice 449 00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:47,995 Letting us stay here and all tonight. 450 00:30:48,029 --> 00:30:50,066 Well, let's settle down and try to get some rest. 451 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:51,234 All right. 452 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,438 (THUNDER) 453 00:30:59,548 --> 00:31:02,618 (EERIE MUSIC) 454 00:31:07,025 --> 00:31:09,028 Woody? Hey Woody! 455 00:31:09,629 --> 00:31:11,999 - Hmmmm. - You asleep? 456 00:31:12,032 --> 00:31:13,902 Eyeah! 457 00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:18,176 Boots? Boots? 458 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,882 Hmmm? What's wrong? 459 00:31:21,915 --> 00:31:23,418 I can't sleep! 460 00:31:23,451 --> 00:31:27,123 Oh, for heaven's sake! Well, let us sleep anyway! 461 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:31,863 - For crying out loud, Jeeps! - Watch T.V. or something! 462 00:31:59,606 --> 00:32:02,745 Yes Sir, Ladies and Gentlemen, for a terrific used car buy, 463 00:32:02,778 --> 00:32:05,683 Hurry on down right now to Acme City Sales! 464 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:08,253 And now, for a full hour of country and western music, 465 00:32:08,286 --> 00:32:10,122 Here's Merle Haggard! 466 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:24,812 I played a brand new record on the juke box. 467 00:32:26,414 --> 00:32:32,356 And, I scarcely could believe the song I heard. 468 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:39,968 It told of how you left me for another. 469 00:32:42,005 --> 00:32:48,882 It was almost like I'd written every word. 470 00:32:50,284 --> 00:32:55,693 Someone told my story in a song. 471 00:32:57,830 --> 00:33:03,505 The lyrics told that happiness had gone. 472 00:33:06,243 --> 00:33:11,852 They told of how you done me wrong. 473 00:33:13,688 --> 00:33:18,962 Someone told my story in a song. 474 00:33:28,644 --> 00:33:34,587 The writer must have seen the way you left me, 475 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:42,464 For he told it all and never missed a line. 476 00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:49,776 He told of swinging doors and a juke box. 477 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:57,656 He even knew I almost lost my mind. 478 00:33:59,859 --> 00:34:04,933 Someone told my story in a song. 479 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:13,146 The lyrics told of happiness that's gone. 480 00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:20,691 Then it told of how you'd done me wrong. 481 00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:28,135 Someone told my story in a song. 482 00:34:31,941 --> 00:34:34,344 Now, we give you Jim Kent. 483 00:34:43,626 --> 00:34:45,830 Hi there shoes, 484 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:50,569 Are you the ones she wore last night? 485 00:34:53,742 --> 00:34:55,611 Was she with him? 486 00:34:56,145 --> 00:35:00,219 Did he hug and hold her tight? 487 00:35:03,489 --> 00:35:07,764 Or, was she just out walking 488 00:35:08,631 --> 00:35:10,701 Like she said, 489 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,472 Down by the sea. 490 00:35:13,505 --> 00:35:16,043 Tell me shoes, 491 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:21,184 Was she stepping out on me? 492 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,525 Oh say there telephone, 493 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:31,901 Did he call here and talk to her? 494 00:35:34,972 --> 00:35:37,810 Did he say, he'd meet her 495 00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:41,883 - at their rendezvous. - Woody? 496 00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:43,718 Woody! Boots? 497 00:35:44,587 --> 00:35:47,557 Did you hear her say, 498 00:35:47,591 --> 00:35:50,562 She couldn't wait 499 00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:52,732 To be with him. 500 00:35:54,335 --> 00:35:59,143 Is that why she wasn't here 501 00:35:59,176 --> 00:36:02,647 To answer you? 502 00:36:04,785 --> 00:36:07,055 Hi there pretty dress. 503 00:36:07,455 --> 00:36:12,463 Are you the one that she would choose? 504 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,404 While I called here, 505 00:36:17,872 --> 00:36:22,145 Were you out with one or with two? 506 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:29,356 Did he put his arms around you, 507 00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:33,929 As he held her tenderly. 508 00:36:34,597 --> 00:36:41,140 Tell me dress, was she stepping out on me? 509 00:36:48,351 --> 00:36:51,423 Woody? Woody wake up! Boots! 510 00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:54,661 - Boots! - What's going on? 511 00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:56,764 For crying out loud, Jeeps! 512 00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,937 Look at the T.V.! Look at the television! 513 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:02,073 That's very nice, Jeepers. 514 00:37:02,107 --> 00:37:05,712 Yeah, he picks a mean guitar. Now, let's go back to sleep! 515 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:08,716 No! I saw these two weird faces on the television. 516 00:37:08,749 --> 00:37:10,853 Ah hell, you're watchin' the late, late, show! 517 00:37:10,887 --> 00:37:12,589 What late, late show? 518 00:37:12,623 --> 00:37:15,593 Listen, I saw that Chinese lady and her friend! 519 00:37:15,627 --> 00:37:18,732 - Well, so did I! - I mean on the television! 520 00:37:18,765 --> 00:37:23,072 Jeepers, you're in bad shape! You need a long, long, rest! 521 00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:24,874 If you don't stop seeing things, 522 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:26,777 You're going to end up in the 'funny farm'! 523 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,253 Well, I saw something! And, it looked like 'em! 524 00:37:32,988 --> 00:37:34,723 (RATTLING AND WIND) 525 00:37:38,295 --> 00:37:40,098 Now, I'm hearing things! 526 00:37:42,235 --> 00:37:44,472 They are entertainers. 527 00:37:44,505 --> 00:37:47,142 - Oh really! - Of course they are! 528 00:37:47,176 --> 00:37:49,746 You take their word unconditionally? 529 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:53,018 They were carrying guitars, weren't they Matt? 530 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:54,888 Yeah! Two or three of them! 531 00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:57,558 Anyone can play a guitar! That doesn't make entertainers! 532 00:37:57,592 --> 00:38:00,062 In fact, it could well be a cover disguise! 533 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:03,301 I believe, they're from the master organization 534 00:38:03,334 --> 00:38:05,004 To halt enemy resistance! 535 00:38:08,209 --> 00:38:09,476 M. 536 00:38:09,877 --> 00:38:11,346 O. 537 00:38:11,714 --> 00:38:13,182 T. 538 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:15,253 H. 539 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,989 E. 540 00:38:17,389 --> 00:38:18,791 R. 541 00:38:19,592 --> 00:38:21,362 Oh! 542 00:38:21,395 --> 00:38:23,698 - He's right! - Oh come now! 543 00:38:23,732 --> 00:38:26,437 They are not 'Mother' agents. 544 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,206 I'll take care of them! 545 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,143 The torture wheel! 546 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:33,213 The rack! Hehehehe! 547 00:38:33,548 --> 00:38:36,985 And, the iron maiden! 548 00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:39,057 Effective, but primitive! 549 00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:42,261 We have other methods. Quicker and surer! 550 00:38:42,294 --> 00:38:45,832 No! We must not waste time eliminating three, 551 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:49,505 Who are obviously nothing more than what they appear! 552 00:38:49,538 --> 00:38:51,641 Then you still think that they're entertainers? 553 00:38:51,675 --> 00:38:53,912 You don't want us even to question them? 554 00:38:53,945 --> 00:38:56,416 I thought we had resolved that problem! 555 00:38:56,683 --> 00:39:00,055 Well, I suppose we must bow to her judgment in this matter. 556 00:39:00,089 --> 00:39:04,161 As long as I am in charge, you must! 557 00:39:22,889 --> 00:39:25,828 I wish I could be as sure of them as you are. 558 00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,267 Dr. Himmel will continue to observe them, 559 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,304 While I attempt to contact headquarters. 560 00:39:45,191 --> 00:39:47,362 - Yes? - Who are you? 561 00:39:47,395 --> 00:39:49,298 Agent Ming Toy. 562 00:39:49,331 --> 00:39:52,202 Thirty-eight, twenty-four, thirty-six. 563 00:39:52,235 --> 00:39:55,073 Oh! Let me speak to the Chief. 564 00:39:55,106 --> 00:39:56,909 One moment, please. 565 00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:03,552 Good evening, Dr. Fu. 566 00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:07,124 Kreagar, have you the rest of the formula? 567 00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:08,827 No, but Maximillian is leaving 568 00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:10,630 Almost immediately with Madame Wong. 569 00:40:10,663 --> 00:40:12,032 Let him make contact tonight 570 00:40:12,065 --> 00:40:14,369 With the agent at the Acme City Missile Plant, 571 00:40:14,403 --> 00:40:16,873 At which time they'll receive the balance of the formula. 572 00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:18,443 Excellent. 573 00:40:18,476 --> 00:40:20,111 When we receive the balance of the formula, 574 00:40:20,144 --> 00:40:21,847 We'll report back to you at once. 575 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,951 I will be expecting your call. 576 00:40:24,185 --> 00:40:25,954 Meantime, may I suggest 577 00:40:25,987 --> 00:40:28,225 That you have everything in readiness for the test. 578 00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:29,793 Of course. 579 00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,864 Well, now it's up to you. 580 00:40:33,132 --> 00:40:36,503 I suggest that you keep in close radio contact with us. 581 00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,707 We will. Come Max. 582 00:40:38,741 --> 00:40:41,077 Anatole, I've got it! 583 00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:44,750 He, he, he. 584 00:40:45,684 --> 00:40:47,454 - Max! - Huh? 585 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,592 Don't you realize we have important business? 586 00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:51,861 - Yeah. - Gentlemen! Gentlemen! 587 00:40:51,894 --> 00:40:53,797 Gentlemen! This is no time for disagreement. 588 00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:56,901 Max, here's your laboratory smock, your identification card, 589 00:40:56,934 --> 00:40:58,838 - and your badge. Good luck. - Yeah. 590 00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:10,756 Woo! Woo! 591 00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:17,826 Hi there! Working kind of late, aren't you? 592 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:18,961 Yeah. 593 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,566 You scientists really work hard. 594 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:22,767 Yeah, that's right. 595 00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:25,070 Hey, you're new here, aren't you? 596 00:42:25,338 --> 00:42:26,640 Yeah, sure. 597 00:42:26,673 --> 00:42:30,312 I thought so. I didn't recognize your face. What project you on? 598 00:42:30,345 --> 00:42:32,783 It's top secret. No comment. 599 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:36,187 Ooooh, that's alright, I know all about them. 600 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,158 I been workin' here for five years. 601 00:42:38,191 --> 00:42:40,361 The things I know, and the things I've heard, 602 00:42:40,395 --> 00:42:41,696 You wouldn't believe! 603 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:44,435 I tell you one thing, if anybody wanted to be a spy, 604 00:42:44,468 --> 00:42:47,171 The thing to do is become a janitor. 605 00:42:47,204 --> 00:42:49,308 Janitor knows everything that goes on. 606 00:42:49,342 --> 00:42:50,978 I ain't got time for conversation, 607 00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:53,348 - now, let me by will ya? - Sure. Sure. 608 00:42:53,882 --> 00:42:56,419 I see you're cleared for top secret. 609 00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:59,991 - Yeah, that's right. - Hey, that's pretty good. 610 00:43:00,024 --> 00:43:01,995 Of course, I'm cleared for top secret too. 611 00:43:02,028 --> 00:43:03,664 Janitors have to be. 612 00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:06,268 Well, I told you I ain't got time for conversation! 613 00:43:06,301 --> 00:43:07,771 Now, let me by, will ya? 614 00:43:10,508 --> 00:43:12,110 Locked out, huh? 615 00:43:13,412 --> 00:43:14,882 It looks like it. 616 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:18,821 That's okay. Don't worry, I've got the key. 617 00:43:19,354 --> 00:43:22,760 As long as you're cleared with security. 618 00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:28,235 - Huh, huh, thanks a lot. - Glad to help. 619 00:43:29,705 --> 00:43:32,174 Hey, uh, ain't you forgettin' something? 620 00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:34,712 Oh, that. Thank ya. 621 00:43:48,366 --> 00:43:50,369 - Are you George? - Yes. 622 00:43:51,905 --> 00:43:54,175 - Do you have the formula? - Yes. 623 00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:56,311 Give it to me! 624 00:44:09,331 --> 00:44:14,339 If you'd betray your country, you'd betray us. 625 00:44:15,274 --> 00:44:17,010 Augh! 626 00:44:48,091 --> 00:44:52,633 Oooooh! Owuoh! 627 00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:55,536 Oooh! 628 00:44:59,008 --> 00:45:00,778 No, no, don't try to say anything. 629 00:45:00,811 --> 00:45:02,347 I'll, I'll get help for you. 630 00:45:13,030 --> 00:45:16,770 Yeah, Chief? This is Jim. My partner's just been shot. 631 00:45:17,436 --> 00:45:20,241 Yeah. You'd better get an ambulance over here right away. 632 00:45:20,776 --> 00:45:22,779 No, he hasn't said anything yet. 633 00:45:23,312 --> 00:45:27,787 I'll follow through. You'd better hurry! Okay, will do. 634 00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:30,556 - Now don't try to say anything. - Ooh! 635 00:45:31,492 --> 00:45:33,195 - Ooh! - Take it easy. 636 00:45:33,228 --> 00:45:37,902 The old Beauregard mansion. Ooh! 637 00:45:52,057 --> 00:45:54,260 The mission is completed. 638 00:45:54,527 --> 00:45:56,732 - Do you have the formula? - Yes. 639 00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,610 That's what we've been waiting for. 640 00:46:05,644 --> 00:46:08,015 I'll be glad to get out of this cold, damp cellar! 641 00:46:08,049 --> 00:46:10,018 We both need a vacation, Kreagar. 642 00:46:10,052 --> 00:46:12,488 - Um-hum, Florida. - The Caribbean. 643 00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:15,827 - Wait a minute. Um, Mexico. - Puerto Vallarta. 644 00:46:15,861 --> 00:46:17,830 Ah, marvelous! Come on. Let's call the Chief! 645 00:46:17,864 --> 00:46:20,133 Just to let him know our mission was successful, 646 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,870 And we'll be calling with the formula soon. 647 00:46:31,886 --> 00:46:34,155 I don't believe in ghosts. 648 00:46:35,123 --> 00:46:38,461 I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in ghosts. 649 00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:42,201 I don't believe in ghosts. 650 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,076 I forgot about that door. 651 00:46:51,548 --> 00:46:54,020 It looks as though he's waiting for someone. 652 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:58,059 Or, he may be initiating an investigation, 653 00:46:58,092 --> 00:47:00,029 Whatever Madame may think. 654 00:47:00,495 --> 00:47:02,799 Madame is not always right. 655 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,103 We may be making a grave mistake. 656 00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:07,573 I don't think they're entertainers. 657 00:47:07,606 --> 00:47:09,743 - They're not in costume. - True. Quite true. 658 00:47:14,484 --> 00:47:15,718 Yes? 659 00:47:15,752 --> 00:47:17,990 It looks like we are being followed. 660 00:47:18,023 --> 00:47:21,227 - Can you lose them? - Of course we can. 661 00:47:27,237 --> 00:47:29,640 - Are you alright? - We lost them. 662 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:45,432 Imagination, that's probably what it was. 663 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:51,174 I wonder, perhaps we should question one of our visitors. 664 00:47:52,576 --> 00:47:53,912 Hmmm? 665 00:47:54,112 --> 00:47:56,449 (ANATOLE MAKES NOISES) 666 00:48:00,655 --> 00:48:02,391 What'd you say? 667 00:48:03,192 --> 00:48:05,931 - You awake? - Awake! 668 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,636 How do expect me to sleep, 669 00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,539 With you rollin' around half the night? 670 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,143 Sorry about that chief. 671 00:48:14,176 --> 00:48:17,548 It's a bad sign, Jeeps. What were you talkin' about? 672 00:48:17,581 --> 00:48:19,684 I don't know. That's the first time I heard it. 673 00:48:19,717 --> 00:48:22,022 Well, when you figure it out, tell me all about it, 674 00:48:22,056 --> 00:48:23,590 When I'm wide awake. 675 00:48:35,309 --> 00:48:36,711 I'm telling you, 676 00:48:36,744 --> 00:48:38,446 There's something goin' on in this house. 677 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,316 Sure, it's your uh... 678 00:48:40,349 --> 00:48:42,587 Well, I can't be imaginating all of this! 679 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,856 I don't know. You've been doin' pretty good at it. 680 00:48:44,890 --> 00:48:48,229 - Now, go back to sleep. - I can't go to sleep! 681 00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:50,099 (MUFFLED CRIES FROM BOOTS) 682 00:48:50,132 --> 00:48:51,266 You hear that? 683 00:48:51,601 --> 00:48:53,537 That all depends on what it sounds like. 684 00:48:54,205 --> 00:48:56,508 It sounds like somebody's moaning or somethin'. 685 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:59,079 - Yeah, the wind. - Oh. 686 00:48:59,813 --> 00:49:02,884 - What's that? - I don't know. Let me see. 687 00:49:03,285 --> 00:49:05,622 - Shutters? - I don't think so. 688 00:49:06,089 --> 00:49:07,691 Maybe nothin', huh. 689 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,594 It may be the branches 690 00:49:09,628 --> 00:49:11,231 Hittin' up against the side of the house. 691 00:49:12,099 --> 00:49:13,434 Yeah. 692 00:49:14,302 --> 00:49:16,905 Help! Help me! 693 00:49:17,374 --> 00:49:19,844 Naw, that sounds like somethin'. 694 00:49:20,078 --> 00:49:22,815 - Imagination. - No, that sounded like... 695 00:49:23,416 --> 00:49:24,952 Boots? 696 00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:30,394 - She's gone! Well, don't panic! - I'm not! I'm not! 697 00:49:30,427 --> 00:49:33,331 Don't panic! We would have heard the door by the way it squeaks. 698 00:49:33,365 --> 00:49:34,900 Let's try the hall! 699 00:49:46,118 --> 00:49:47,587 Boots? 700 00:49:48,388 --> 00:49:50,057 Boots? 701 00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:53,462 Where are you, Boots? Check the closet. 702 00:49:58,837 --> 00:50:00,473 Anything in there? 703 00:50:00,507 --> 00:50:03,578 Just a wierdwolf. A wierdwolf! 704 00:50:11,524 --> 00:50:13,627 - Wait a minute. - Well, what? 705 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:16,565 - We can't forget Boots. - Oh, yeah. 706 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:20,003 What am I running for? I didn't see anything! Come on. 707 00:50:24,810 --> 00:50:27,149 That stupid gorilla! 708 00:50:28,383 --> 00:50:31,054 - (GORILLA MAKES NOISES) - Oh shut up! 709 00:50:32,990 --> 00:50:35,961 Don't pick on poor old Anatole all the time! 710 00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:37,630 He's not so bad. 711 00:50:37,664 --> 00:50:39,099 Don't you remember, I said just now that 712 00:50:39,133 --> 00:50:40,702 We ought to question one of our visitors? 713 00:50:40,735 --> 00:50:41,937 Yes. 714 00:50:41,971 --> 00:50:45,041 Well, he must have heard us talking and he wants to help us. 715 00:50:45,075 --> 00:50:47,713 The only smart thing he's ever done. 716 00:50:47,746 --> 00:50:49,216 Huh, ha, ha, ha. 717 00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:53,555 Jeeps, we've got to separate. 718 00:50:53,889 --> 00:50:57,228 I'll go upstairs. You go outside and look around. 719 00:50:57,895 --> 00:50:59,298 Okay. 720 00:51:01,867 --> 00:51:04,071 - Say, Woody? - Yeah. 721 00:51:05,674 --> 00:51:07,376 You know, after really thinking about it 722 00:51:07,410 --> 00:51:08,778 For three or four seconds, 723 00:51:08,812 --> 00:51:10,781 Don't you think we ought to stick together? 724 00:51:10,815 --> 00:51:12,418 You're not afraid, are you? 725 00:51:12,884 --> 00:51:15,756 Well, I never won any bravery contest. 726 00:51:17,759 --> 00:51:20,564 Why don't you take that hat off. It might be bad luck. 727 00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:23,301 Oh, okay. 728 00:51:37,757 --> 00:51:40,026 And, I thought the front was bad! 729 00:51:40,628 --> 00:51:42,731 Man, it's spooky out here! 730 00:51:42,765 --> 00:51:46,371 Boots? Ooh! Boots! 731 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,577 Hey, honey. Boots, where are you? 732 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:52,680 Well, she's not out here. 733 00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:54,182 - Let's go back in. - Hold it. 734 00:52:06,768 --> 00:52:08,705 I don't see anything. 735 00:52:09,306 --> 00:52:10,908 Me neither, let's go back! 736 00:52:13,445 --> 00:52:16,182 - They're getting too close! - Then do something! 737 00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:34,645 Did you hear something? 738 00:52:34,678 --> 00:52:38,150 - Must be wind. - Yeah, I guess so. 739 00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,233 Move the ghost a little closer. 740 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:50,936 Alright. 741 00:52:59,884 --> 00:53:03,154 Jeeps, I think something's behind us. 742 00:53:03,690 --> 00:53:06,293 - You sure? - I think so. 743 00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:10,165 - You think we ought to look? - I'm almost afraid to. 744 00:53:11,101 --> 00:53:14,840 I'll count to three, then we'll both turn and look. 745 00:53:16,008 --> 00:53:19,814 One, two, 746 00:53:20,616 --> 00:53:22,218 Two and-a-half. 747 00:53:23,687 --> 00:53:27,158 Three. Heahhh! 748 00:53:29,430 --> 00:53:31,365 Come on Jeeps, hurry! 749 00:53:32,366 --> 00:53:33,702 Jeeps! 750 00:53:34,102 --> 00:53:37,508 - Jeeps, where'd you go? - Woody! Help! 751 00:53:41,247 --> 00:53:42,983 What're you doin' down there? 752 00:53:43,383 --> 00:53:45,454 Well, I ain't lookin' for new talent! 753 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:49,927 They seem thoroughly frightened. 754 00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:52,264 You should get rid of them once and for all. 755 00:53:52,297 --> 00:53:54,668 If it doesn't work, we'll have to take drastic measures. 756 00:53:54,701 --> 00:53:56,571 Should we question the girl now? 757 00:53:57,773 --> 00:54:00,444 Let's wait, at least until Madame returns. 758 00:54:00,978 --> 00:54:02,447 Are you afraid of her? 759 00:54:03,381 --> 00:54:06,720 We're all dependent on each other in this operation. 760 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,423 Hmmm, we could still question her. 761 00:54:09,457 --> 00:54:12,496 George, my dear friend, without Madame Wong, 762 00:54:12,529 --> 00:54:14,565 We get no payment for our services. 763 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:17,103 I think it's imperative that we wait until she returns. 764 00:54:17,136 --> 00:54:18,906 We could start questioning. 765 00:54:18,939 --> 00:54:20,273 I have no intention 766 00:54:20,307 --> 00:54:22,612 Of jeopardizing our position with Madame. 767 00:54:22,645 --> 00:54:25,749 I suspect she'll be angry enough when she sees the young lady. 768 00:54:25,782 --> 00:54:29,121 - It's not our fault! - Yeah, I know, the gorilla. 769 00:54:29,788 --> 00:54:34,129 Hey Woody. Man, I'm putting this hat back on! 770 00:54:35,464 --> 00:54:37,467 I wonder where she went to. 771 00:54:38,268 --> 00:54:39,938 Stand right where you are. 772 00:54:40,271 --> 00:54:42,508 I suggest you raise your hands. 773 00:54:42,542 --> 00:54:44,746 Very high. Higher! 774 00:54:46,213 --> 00:54:48,552 (FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS) 775 00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:02,338 (ANATOLE MAKES NOISES) 776 00:55:03,207 --> 00:55:06,580 - You idiot! - The gorilla did it! 777 00:55:06,613 --> 00:55:08,114 I told you to leave them alone. 778 00:55:08,147 --> 00:55:10,852 Never-the-less, I decided that we should question one of them. 779 00:55:10,886 --> 00:55:14,558 Perhaps you are right. Hmmm. 780 00:55:17,630 --> 00:55:19,465 Do not scream, dear. 781 00:55:19,499 --> 00:55:22,036 Maximillian has a nervous finger. 782 00:55:25,308 --> 00:55:27,444 Perhaps you'd better answer a few questions! 783 00:55:27,477 --> 00:55:29,180 We don't have time to answer questions. 784 00:55:29,214 --> 00:55:30,516 Our girl singer is missing. 785 00:55:30,549 --> 00:55:32,686 How long have you been contact agents? 786 00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:35,724 The only agents we know get ten percent. 787 00:55:35,757 --> 00:55:37,259 What does that mean? 788 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:38,729 That means, we're entertainers. 789 00:55:38,762 --> 00:55:40,531 Now look, I've got to find my girl singer. 790 00:55:40,564 --> 00:55:44,570 Hold it! What proof do you have that you're an entertainer? 791 00:55:45,973 --> 00:55:47,508 My guitar? 792 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,584 Play! 793 00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:56,356 Look, that girl may be in trouble! 794 00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:58,860 If you're an entertainer, you can play any time, now go on! 795 00:56:11,179 --> 00:56:13,949 Well, perhaps you are entertainers. 796 00:56:13,983 --> 00:56:16,152 Now, would you mind telling' me what's happening? 797 00:56:16,186 --> 00:56:20,326 Have you ever heard of M.O.T.H.E.R.? 798 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:26,068 M.O.T.H.E.R., that spells mother! 799 00:56:26,936 --> 00:56:30,574 I know 'Mother McCree', and some other songs about mother. 800 00:56:30,608 --> 00:56:31,711 M.O.T.H.E.R. is, 801 00:56:31,744 --> 00:56:35,216 Master Organization To Halt Enemy Resistance. 802 00:56:35,249 --> 00:56:37,519 'Mother', hey that's clever, huh? 803 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:41,625 My name's Jim Meadows. 804 00:56:41,658 --> 00:56:43,294 'Mother' agent number thirty. 805 00:56:43,328 --> 00:56:46,066 We're after an organization whose sole purpose 806 00:56:46,099 --> 00:56:48,502 Is espionage and counter-espionage. 807 00:56:48,536 --> 00:56:51,173 They will contact and sell to anyone. 808 00:56:51,206 --> 00:56:53,310 I thought that you were contact agents. 809 00:56:53,344 --> 00:56:55,914 We wouldn't know a contact agent if we saw one! 810 00:56:55,948 --> 00:56:58,953 Tell me one thing. How did you get here? 811 00:56:59,686 --> 00:57:01,622 Well, it's a long story. 812 00:57:02,423 --> 00:57:04,795 Yesterday, we were driving down the highway 813 00:57:04,828 --> 00:57:06,564 On our way to Nashville. 814 00:57:06,765 --> 00:57:08,700 Alright, let's begin. What's your name? 815 00:57:08,734 --> 00:57:12,006 - Boots Malone. - Boots Malone. 816 00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:18,916 Her name is Boots Malone. 817 00:57:18,949 --> 00:57:21,387 Is that all the information you got from her? 818 00:57:21,420 --> 00:57:23,590 - That's all we asked. - I'll kill her. 819 00:57:23,623 --> 00:57:25,326 Oh Max, shut up! 820 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:28,264 It's my opinion that Boots Malone is a code name. 821 00:57:28,298 --> 00:57:29,699 Quite possible. 822 00:57:30,634 --> 00:57:34,207 - Boots. Boots. - What could that mean? 823 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,246 I don't know. Ahhh, Malone! 824 00:57:38,713 --> 00:57:42,921 - Ma-lone. - Ma, ma, that's it! 825 00:57:42,954 --> 00:57:45,257 Ma is a colloquialism for 'Mother'! 826 00:57:45,290 --> 00:57:47,727 She's a 'Mother' agent, just as we thought! 827 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,496 Now, lone, 828 00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:53,202 Lone, I, o, n, e. 829 00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:56,141 Got it! L-1. 830 00:57:56,174 --> 00:57:59,445 She is 'Mother' agent L-1! 831 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:04,253 What are you talking about? My mother's in Las Vegas! 832 00:58:04,586 --> 00:58:07,291 You leave the interrogation to us. 833 00:58:07,324 --> 00:58:09,627 You go make contact with headquarters. 834 00:58:09,661 --> 00:58:11,797 And, Max give them the formula. 835 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,490 We have been waiting. 836 00:58:28,523 --> 00:58:30,493 We have the balance of the formula. 837 00:58:30,526 --> 00:58:32,329 Dr. Himmel will read it to you. 838 00:58:35,935 --> 00:58:39,975 C-three, H-five, radical, 0-number-three. 839 00:58:40,009 --> 00:58:42,778 - Is that all? - No. There's more. 840 00:58:42,812 --> 00:58:45,483 It would be much simpler if you'd talk. 841 00:58:45,884 --> 00:58:48,621 Talk! Talk about what? 842 00:58:48,988 --> 00:58:52,560 Four, immedasoli-bi-tholomaine. 843 00:58:52,593 --> 00:58:55,132 Beta-ameno-thexalaine. 844 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,004 Could you repeat that please? 845 00:59:00,072 --> 00:59:02,910 We have ways of making people talk. 846 00:59:02,944 --> 00:59:05,180 H-five-radical, 0-number-three. 847 00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:06,916 - Four... - Come on. 848 00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:08,852 Immedasoli-bi-tholomaine. 849 00:59:08,885 --> 00:59:10,455 Beta-amenothexalaine. 850 00:59:10,488 --> 00:59:14,194 Heh, heh, he, huh-huh. We have waited so long for someone. 851 00:59:14,227 --> 00:59:16,130 - Heh, heh, hee. - Help me! Somebody! 852 00:59:16,164 --> 00:59:19,502 I don't know any of this. Aaaaahh! 853 00:59:19,902 --> 00:59:21,505 Aaaaahhhhh! 854 00:59:23,608 --> 00:59:26,346 Aaaahhhh! 855 00:59:30,886 --> 00:59:33,291 Aaaaahhhh! 856 00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:35,627 Aaahhh! 857 00:59:38,765 --> 00:59:42,805 Now, I think perhaps you had better answer a few questions! 858 00:59:42,838 --> 00:59:45,775 - Alright! - Did 'Mother' send you? 859 00:59:46,244 --> 00:59:49,181 I told you, my mother's in Las Vegas! 860 00:59:51,852 --> 00:59:54,223 This is the bedroom of the lady that lives here. 861 00:59:54,256 --> 00:59:57,060 Nobody lives here! This place has been for sale for years! 862 01:00:02,101 --> 01:00:04,304 Well, there is somebody living here. 863 01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:06,475 Maybe it's a ghost. 864 01:00:06,508 --> 01:00:08,578 I'll have to see that before I believe it. 865 01:00:08,978 --> 01:00:10,948 That's where we saw that wierdwolf, over there. 866 01:00:10,981 --> 01:00:14,254 - In that closet there. - I want to take a look. 867 01:00:28,576 --> 01:00:31,113 Here's your werewolf. Come take a look. 868 01:00:35,319 --> 01:00:36,854 Here he is! 869 01:00:37,255 --> 01:00:40,294 Well, that's sure going to a lot of trouble just to scare a guy. 870 01:00:40,327 --> 01:00:42,230 This whole house is rigged! 871 01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:44,066 We've got to get out of here. Let's go find that girl. 872 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:04,564 Put her in there. That'll make her talk! 873 01:01:04,597 --> 01:01:08,737 Oh! Oh! No! Oh! Ahgh! 874 01:01:12,209 --> 01:01:15,348 Help! Help! Help! 875 01:01:15,748 --> 01:01:17,884 Help! 876 01:01:18,153 --> 01:01:19,554 Help! 877 01:01:20,021 --> 01:01:21,523 Help! Help! 878 01:01:21,557 --> 01:01:23,260 We may have some trouble relocating all this 879 01:01:23,293 --> 01:01:25,129 Equipment on our new assignment. 880 01:01:25,163 --> 01:01:26,998 Well, let's start dismantling it. 881 01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:29,603 No, we'd better wait until we get a report from Dr. Fu. 882 01:01:29,636 --> 01:01:31,739 We should have heard from him by now. 883 01:01:31,773 --> 01:01:33,342 There's no need to be anxious. 884 01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:35,312 It'll take some time to put the formula through. 885 01:01:35,345 --> 01:01:36,914 There are some elaborate tests to be made. 886 01:01:36,947 --> 01:01:38,450 And, there are two parts to the formula. 887 01:01:38,484 --> 01:01:41,053 Could you determine what the ingredients were? 888 01:01:41,087 --> 01:01:44,626 No. Of course, I didn't have time to examine, it carefully. 889 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,399 There's some strange and unusual components. 890 01:01:48,432 --> 01:01:51,035 Maybe something entirely new in atomic research. 891 01:01:51,504 --> 01:01:53,307 Hmmm, let's see. 892 01:01:55,710 --> 01:01:59,582 No. There's nothing here I recognize. 893 01:02:05,325 --> 01:02:08,596 Do you think that maybe we should split up? 894 01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:10,199 Well, alright. 895 01:02:10,233 --> 01:02:12,336 Why don't you take upstairs. I'll take the outside. 896 01:02:12,369 --> 01:02:14,672 - What about me? - Why don't you go with him? 897 01:02:14,705 --> 01:02:17,510 Oh by the way, what does she look like? 898 01:02:18,177 --> 01:02:21,650 Blonde, blue eyes, very beautiful. 899 01:02:32,132 --> 01:02:34,202 You have been tricked! 900 01:02:35,070 --> 01:02:37,106 This formula is a fake! 901 01:02:37,139 --> 01:02:38,509 You gave me the formula for 902 01:02:38,542 --> 01:02:41,947 Nitroglycerin and an antihistamine! 903 01:02:41,981 --> 01:02:44,351 - How can that be? - Are you certain? 904 01:02:44,385 --> 01:02:45,820 We are certain! 905 01:02:45,853 --> 01:02:48,023 Our contact must have been a 'Mother' agent! 906 01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:50,027 It is too dangerous to stay there. 907 01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:52,264 Move quickly to your next assignment! 908 01:02:53,198 --> 01:02:54,734 Well, what about the girl? 909 01:02:55,001 --> 01:02:59,475 Poor Max! How you would love to dispose of the girl! 910 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:03,281 - The girl can identify us. - We can leave her here. 911 01:03:03,548 --> 01:03:06,920 No one will ever find her. No one will even hear her! 912 01:03:06,953 --> 01:03:09,490 Help! Help! 913 01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:33,594 Our next assignment is in Allamagoridore. 914 01:03:33,627 --> 01:03:35,397 Oh! I'm looking forward to that! 915 01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:38,201 The dry climate will be wonderful for my sinuses! 916 01:03:38,234 --> 01:03:41,506 - But, I'll miss this house. - It has been fun, hasn't it? 917 01:03:41,707 --> 01:03:44,010 Perhaps, we could create another haunted house. 918 01:03:44,043 --> 01:03:45,413 No! 919 01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:46,947 Could we try the ghost just once more? 920 01:03:46,981 --> 01:03:48,985 - No! - Oh! Just once more! 921 01:03:49,018 --> 01:03:53,124 We'll find something else that will be just as fulfilling. 922 01:03:53,157 --> 01:03:54,994 Max, go check the car. 923 01:03:55,027 --> 01:03:58,332 Kreagar and Dr. Himmel will take care of the others upstairs. 924 01:03:58,366 --> 01:04:00,503 Come, we'll take the passageway. 925 01:05:32,678 --> 01:05:35,081 Now, wouldn't you say that was some trick? 926 01:05:35,550 --> 01:05:37,853 Boy, I'd say that was some trick. 927 01:05:37,886 --> 01:05:39,722 Boy, isn't it! You sure it's a trick? 928 01:05:39,756 --> 01:05:41,659 Why sure it's a trick! What else could it be? 929 01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:44,062 - Well, it could be a ghost! - Naw. 930 01:05:44,095 --> 01:05:45,865 It sure does look real! Don't it? 931 01:05:45,898 --> 01:05:48,001 Yeah. Go away! You don't scare us! 932 01:05:48,034 --> 01:05:50,372 Leave my house! 933 01:05:50,839 --> 01:05:52,776 You are intruders! 934 01:05:53,109 --> 01:05:55,045 Leave my house! 935 01:05:56,915 --> 01:05:59,185 Leave my house! 936 01:06:01,121 --> 01:06:02,857 Don't move! 937 01:06:04,426 --> 01:06:08,099 - Now, they look real, enough. - So do the guns! 938 01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,168 After them! 939 01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:26,861 Help! Let me out! 940 01:06:27,796 --> 01:06:30,399 Help! Let me out! 941 01:06:32,671 --> 01:06:34,305 - Are you alright? - I think so. 942 01:06:34,339 --> 01:06:36,744 Boy, am I glad to see a friendly face! 943 01:06:36,777 --> 01:06:38,713 - Who are you? - I'll explain later. 944 01:06:53,803 --> 01:06:55,939 - Where'd they go? - I don't know. 945 01:06:57,275 --> 01:07:00,246 That gorilla must be playing games again! 946 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,684 - We'll stop him. - This time I'll kill him! 947 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:11,029 Give yourself up! Give yourself up! 948 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:17,907 Leave my house! You are intruders in my house! 949 01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:19,475 But, you're not one of ours! 950 01:07:31,227 --> 01:07:34,065 A ghost! A ghost, a real one! 951 01:07:34,098 --> 01:07:36,736 You fool! There are no ghosts! 952 01:07:36,769 --> 01:07:38,973 - But, I saw him! - Oh! 953 01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,390 Get the gun, Woody! 954 01:07:50,423 --> 01:07:52,360 Quit playin' around and get the gun! 955 01:07:53,227 --> 01:07:54,764 Come on! Woody! 956 01:07:56,099 --> 01:07:57,634 Come on! Woody! 957 01:08:01,841 --> 01:08:05,380 Get over there! Face the wall! Both of you! 958 01:08:06,382 --> 01:08:07,750 Yes Ma'am. 959 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:10,354 It's that nice, friendly, Chinese lady. 960 01:08:10,388 --> 01:08:13,794 Not very friendly right now! Go on. 961 01:08:29,117 --> 01:08:31,720 (ANATOLE GROWLS AND SOUNDS OF SCUFFLE) 962 01:08:56,926 --> 01:09:00,065 You! Augh! Augh! 963 01:09:13,952 --> 01:09:15,221 Augh! 964 01:09:18,093 --> 01:09:20,596 Oh, you know, I really enjoyed that! 965 01:09:20,629 --> 01:09:22,499 I didn't like him at all! 966 01:09:24,135 --> 01:09:25,537 You have intruded. 967 01:09:31,013 --> 01:09:33,883 You have taken my name and my house. 968 01:09:36,554 --> 01:09:38,557 You have disturbed the dead! 969 01:10:04,029 --> 01:10:06,800 Is that a promise? You will look me up in Nashville. 970 01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,136 When I make a promise, 971 01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:09,872 Especially to a beautiful girl like you, 972 01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:12,242 - I don't break it. - Thank you. 973 01:10:16,848 --> 01:10:18,886 'Mother' is very grateful. 974 01:10:18,919 --> 01:10:21,390 - Thank you. Glad we could help. - You'll get a medal for this. 975 01:10:21,991 --> 01:10:25,062 Glad to help. Just mail the medal to Nashville! 976 01:10:30,770 --> 01:10:35,077 We're on our way. We're on our way. 977 01:10:35,111 --> 01:10:39,218 We're on our way to a swinging Jamboree. 978 01:10:39,251 --> 01:10:41,521 Yeah! We're on our way. 979 01:10:41,787 --> 01:10:44,091 We're on our way. 980 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:48,432 We're on our way to Nashville, Tennessee. 981 01:10:48,465 --> 01:10:51,336 Oueee. Oueee. Oueee. 982 01:10:57,278 --> 01:10:59,148 We're livin' it up tonight! 983 01:10:59,682 --> 01:11:01,518 Ladies and Gentlemen, we travel, 984 01:11:01,552 --> 01:11:04,422 That is most of the entertainers in the Country Music field, 985 01:11:04,456 --> 01:11:07,361 I'd say, better than a hundred thousand miles a year. 986 01:11:07,394 --> 01:11:09,097 A lot of shows we work, 987 01:11:09,130 --> 01:11:11,933 We're not lucky enough to have women on them. 988 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:14,372 Tonight, we're real fortunate. 989 01:11:14,405 --> 01:11:18,244 Here's another beautiful blonde, dressed in a beautiful blue. 990 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,813 Marcella Wright! 991 01:11:27,292 --> 01:11:30,597 Now we're strangers, 992 01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:33,601 Completely strangers. 993 01:11:33,634 --> 01:11:38,509 When we meet, you turn and look the other way. 994 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:44,284 How can we be strangers, completely strangers, 995 01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:49,492 When we were so in love just yesterday. 996 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:53,332 On the night that we met, 997 01:11:53,365 --> 01:11:56,001 It was true love at first sight. 998 01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:59,274 You held me in your arms, 999 01:11:59,307 --> 01:12:02,279 And your arms felt oh so right. 1000 01:12:02,312 --> 01:12:04,749 Our love seemed to blossom, 1001 01:12:04,782 --> 01:12:07,554 As the days grew windy, dear. 1002 01:12:07,587 --> 01:12:12,327 And, you went away and filled my heart with fear. 1003 01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:15,399 And now, we're strangers, 1004 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:18,270 Completely strangers. 1005 01:12:18,304 --> 01:12:23,578 I just can't believe you'd take your love from me. 1006 01:12:23,979 --> 01:12:26,883 Now, we're strangers, 1007 01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:29,954 Completely strangers, 1008 01:12:29,988 --> 01:12:35,430 And, I'm alone with just a memory. 1009 01:12:35,463 --> 01:12:38,234 Now we're strangers, 1010 01:12:38,267 --> 01:12:41,239 Completely strangers. 1011 01:12:41,272 --> 01:12:46,347 When we meet, you turn and look the other way. 1012 01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:49,418 How can we be strangers, 1013 01:12:49,451 --> 01:12:52,423 Completely strangers, 1014 01:12:52,456 --> 01:12:57,797 When we were so in love just yesterday. 1015 01:12:58,064 --> 01:13:03,540 When we were so in love just yesterday. 1016 01:13:09,615 --> 01:13:13,421 Ladies and Gentlemen, one of my favorite singers, 1017 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:18,696 One of my favorite people, Mr. Merle Haggard! Merle 1018 01:13:27,610 --> 01:13:34,220 This old smoke-filled bar is something I'm not used to. 1019 01:13:35,956 --> 01:13:42,700 But, I gave up my home to keep you satisfied. 1020 01:13:43,835 --> 01:13:50,111 I just called to let you know where I'll be living. 1021 01:13:51,814 --> 01:13:58,224 It's not much, but, I feel welcome here inside. 1022 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,797 I've got swinging doors, 1023 01:14:02,831 --> 01:14:06,838 And a juke box, and a barstool. 1024 01:14:07,639 --> 01:14:14,316 My new home has a flashing neon sign. 1025 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:22,061 Stop by and see me anytime you want to. 1026 01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:30,273 'Cause I'm always here at home 'till closing time. 1027 01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:43,360 I've got everything I need, 1028 01:14:43,394 --> 01:14:45,798 To drive me crazy. 1029 01:14:47,266 --> 01:14:54,010 I've got everything it takes to lose my mind. 1030 01:14:55,278 --> 01:15:01,955 And in here, the atmosphere's just right for heartaches. 1031 01:15:03,190 --> 01:15:09,401 Thanks to you I'm always here 'till closing time. 1032 01:15:11,002 --> 01:15:14,442 Now I've got swinging doors, 1033 01:15:14,475 --> 01:15:18,080 A jukebox, and a barstool. 1034 01:15:19,215 --> 01:15:25,425 My new home has a flashing neon sign. 1035 01:15:27,495 --> 01:15:33,572 Stop by and see me anytime you want to. 1036 01:15:34,939 --> 01:15:41,349 'Cause I'm always here at home 'till closing time. 1037 01:15:43,086 --> 01:15:48,961 I'm always here at home 'till closing time. 1038 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,743 Thank you, very much. 1039 01:15:58,776 --> 01:16:00,880 Now, I'd like to introduce somebody to ya, 1040 01:16:00,914 --> 01:16:04,451 That I've known for a few years. As a matter of fact, 1041 01:16:04,485 --> 01:16:06,723 We worked together when she was about eleven years old, 1042 01:16:06,756 --> 01:16:08,425 Out in California. 1043 01:16:09,026 --> 01:16:12,732 She was real cute then, now, she's even more beautiful. 1044 01:16:12,765 --> 01:16:15,703 Let's make her welcome, Miss Molly Bee. 1045 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:33,797 Heartbreak U.S.A. 1046 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,605 The harbor's empty. 1047 01:16:39,974 --> 01:16:43,379 My love has gone. 1048 01:16:44,914 --> 01:16:49,188 With aching heart I face 1049 01:16:49,454 --> 01:16:52,927 The cold and lonely dawn. 1050 01:16:53,460 --> 01:16:57,333 Until the trade winds 1051 01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:01,874 Bring him home to stay, 1052 01:17:02,141 --> 01:17:09,552 I'll live in heartbreak U.S.A. 1053 01:17:11,155 --> 01:17:15,561 Don't let those geisha girls 1054 01:17:16,062 --> 01:17:19,334 Get your heart in a whirl. 1055 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:24,976 And, if you meet some sweet frauline, 1056 01:17:25,009 --> 01:17:28,682 Remember, you're mine. 1057 01:17:29,082 --> 01:17:33,422 Don't forget your sweetheart 1058 01:17:33,757 --> 01:17:37,495 While you're away. 1059 01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:45,440 Back home in heartbreak U.S.A. 1060 01:17:45,474 --> 01:17:47,679 U.S.A. 1061 01:17:47,879 --> 01:17:51,217 Sometimes I'm lonely, 1062 01:17:51,751 --> 01:17:55,490 And time stands still. 1063 01:17:56,557 --> 01:18:00,564 And, I wonder if you feel, 1064 01:18:01,232 --> 01:18:04,705 The way I always will. 1065 01:18:05,305 --> 01:18:08,777 So darling write me, 1066 01:18:09,377 --> 01:18:13,451 Letters every day. 1067 01:18:13,919 --> 01:18:21,731 In care of, heartbreak U.S.A. 1068 01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:27,239 Don't forget your sweetheart 1069 01:18:27,639 --> 01:18:31,780 While you're away, 1070 01:18:32,247 --> 01:18:39,591 Back home in heartbreak U.S.A. 1071 01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:54,081 In heartbreak U.S.A. 1072 01:19:00,456 --> 01:19:02,559 Back stage while ago, 1073 01:19:02,593 --> 01:19:04,931 Cricket Stone and myself were talkin' about 1074 01:19:05,398 --> 01:19:07,567 Singers and all that, and we tried our best 1075 01:19:07,601 --> 01:19:09,237 To get this next fellow to sing a song. 1076 01:19:09,270 --> 01:19:10,773 We finally talked him into it. 1077 01:19:10,807 --> 01:19:12,943 Make him welcome, the good Jeepers! 1078 01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:26,965 And they got into the wrong house again last night. 1079 01:19:29,401 --> 01:19:32,874 I bought myself a house a few months back. 1080 01:19:33,808 --> 01:19:38,082 And, it's a darlin' little house, that's a fact. 1081 01:19:38,749 --> 01:19:44,758 How-some-ever, there's a certain seven others there that's exact. 1082 01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:50,567 And, would you believe, I got in the wrong one again, last night! 1083 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:56,643 My neighbor's got a dog about two feet high. 1084 01:19:57,912 --> 01:20:01,650 Cutest little dog, wouldn't hurt a fly. 1085 01:20:02,552 --> 01:20:06,258 One day, I stumbled in their house by mistake, 1086 01:20:06,292 --> 01:20:08,228 This mornin' about five. 1087 01:20:08,628 --> 01:20:13,169 And, that cute little, stupid dog nearly ate me alive! 1088 01:20:14,705 --> 01:20:19,645 I came in last night, and felt like I had two heads. 1089 01:20:20,447 --> 01:20:22,683 And, I was sneakin' in the house, 1090 01:20:22,717 --> 01:20:25,655 When this sweet voice yelled out and said, 1091 01:20:25,989 --> 01:20:28,559 Oooh Bill darlin', 1092 01:20:28,592 --> 01:20:30,963 Put out the kitty cat, and come to bed. 1093 01:20:30,996 --> 01:20:35,870 And I said, Oooh, surprise, my name's Fred. 1094 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:40,645 I went to the next house, and knocked on the bell. 1095 01:20:41,312 --> 01:20:46,620 And, this guy about eleven feet tall answered the door and said, 1096 01:20:46,654 --> 01:20:52,096 What the... And, I said, well I was just sorta in the area, 1097 01:20:52,129 --> 01:20:56,735 And I thought maybe you'd like to chit-chat for a spell. 1098 01:20:57,938 --> 01:21:03,213 But, he threw me out the back door, and called me some names. 1099 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:07,419 So I went to sleep in the next house, 1100 01:21:07,452 --> 01:21:10,191 And I saw it looked about the same. 1101 01:21:10,724 --> 01:21:15,131 I woke up this morning with my arms around a great dane. 1102 01:21:15,799 --> 01:21:20,539 Some silly kid lookin' in the door, yellin' Gravy Train. 1103 01:21:21,008 --> 01:21:26,281 And, I got into to the wrong house again, last night. 1104 01:21:36,497 --> 01:21:38,334 Sure am glad I'm me! 1105 01:21:38,367 --> 01:21:39,836 Ladies and Gentlemen, 1106 01:21:40,203 --> 01:21:42,473 Here's somebody that needs no introduction, 1107 01:21:43,142 --> 01:21:44,944 But, I'm going to introduce her anyhow. 1108 01:21:45,478 --> 01:21:49,084 My part time lover, Boots Malone! 1109 01:21:49,284 --> 01:21:51,020 - Kill them baby. - Thank you. 1110 01:21:57,363 --> 01:22:00,401 Well now, on Monday I'm your darlin', 1111 01:22:00,434 --> 01:22:02,471 On Tuesday I'm your baby, 1112 01:22:02,504 --> 01:22:05,442 But on Wednesday you don't get around to me. 1113 01:22:06,177 --> 01:22:08,814 I don't want a part time lover. 1114 01:22:08,847 --> 01:22:10,950 Can't take a part time lover. 1115 01:22:10,984 --> 01:22:14,256 Won't have a part time lover, no siree! 1116 01:22:14,490 --> 01:22:18,562 I need your huggin', I need your kissin'. 1117 01:22:19,163 --> 01:22:22,935 It's your huggin' and your kissin' I've been missin'. 1118 01:22:22,968 --> 01:22:25,673 Now, if I'm not your one and only, 1119 01:22:25,707 --> 01:22:28,411 I'd rather go on feelin' lonely, 1120 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:31,549 'Till the day the right one comes my way. 1121 01:22:31,582 --> 01:22:34,353 I must refuse a part time lover. 1122 01:22:34,387 --> 01:22:36,490 Can't use a part time lover. 1123 01:22:36,524 --> 01:22:40,096 Got to have a full time lover every day. 1124 01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:42,699 - I need your huggin'. - Need your huggin'. 1125 01:22:42,733 --> 01:22:44,902 - I need your kissin'. - Need your kissin'. 1126 01:22:44,936 --> 01:22:48,275 It's your huggin' and your kissin' I've been missin'. 1127 01:22:48,908 --> 01:22:51,413 Now, if I'm not your one and only, 1128 01:22:51,447 --> 01:22:54,016 I'd rather go on feelin' lonely, 1129 01:22:54,050 --> 01:22:57,156 'Till the day the right comes my way. 1130 01:22:57,189 --> 01:23:00,025 I must refuse a part time lover. 1131 01:23:00,059 --> 01:23:02,096 Can't use a part time lover. 1132 01:23:02,130 --> 01:23:04,200 Got to have a full time lover 1133 01:23:04,233 --> 01:23:06,303 - everyday. - Everyday. 1134 01:23:06,336 --> 01:23:08,573 Got to have a full time lover 1135 01:23:08,606 --> 01:23:10,842 - everyday. - Everyday. 1136 01:23:10,876 --> 01:23:12,845 Got to have a full time lover 1137 01:23:12,879 --> 01:23:16,485 Everyday! 1138 01:23:27,134 --> 01:23:28,570 Well, huh, huh, 1139 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:31,609 Fellows, are you ready to cross one of these bridges with me? 1140 01:23:32,142 --> 01:23:33,812 Okay Red, take it off. 1141 01:23:39,421 --> 01:23:43,660 That's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1142 01:23:43,693 --> 01:23:48,067 Everyone I ever loved, I always lost. 1143 01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:52,207 For a true love, I'd gladly pay the cost. 1144 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:56,647 But, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1145 01:23:57,415 --> 01:24:01,020 All my life I have traveled over the country. 1146 01:24:01,488 --> 01:24:05,327 I've even flown and sailed across the sea. 1147 01:24:05,361 --> 01:24:09,733 Name a famous bridge, I'll bet you that I've crossed it. 1148 01:24:09,767 --> 01:24:13,807 And, all the women that I've loved have all crossed me. 1149 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:18,046 That's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1150 01:24:18,581 --> 01:24:22,820 Everyone I ever loved I always lost. 1151 01:24:22,853 --> 01:24:26,927 For a true love, I'd gladly pay the cost. 1152 01:24:26,960 --> 01:24:31,601 But, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1153 01:24:31,634 --> 01:24:35,740 I've made a lot of money in my lifetime. 1154 01:24:35,774 --> 01:24:40,014 I've got a million friends, and I know some enemies. 1155 01:24:40,047 --> 01:24:44,354 But, nobody knows how bad I need affection. 1156 01:24:44,387 --> 01:24:48,628 And, how I long to find a love that won't cross me. 1157 01:24:48,661 --> 01:24:53,100 That's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1158 01:24:53,134 --> 01:24:57,441 Everyone I ever loved, I always lost. 1159 01:24:57,474 --> 01:25:01,548 For a true love, I'd gladly pay the cost. 1160 01:25:01,581 --> 01:25:06,154 But, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1161 01:25:06,187 --> 01:25:10,361 That's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1162 01:25:10,394 --> 01:25:14,501 Everyone I ever loved, I always lost. 1163 01:25:14,534 --> 01:25:18,574 For a true love, I'd gladly pay the cost. 1164 01:25:18,607 --> 01:25:23,046 But, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1165 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:27,454 Yes, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1166 01:25:27,488 --> 01:25:31,394 Everyone I ever loved, I always lost. 1167 01:25:31,427 --> 01:25:35,433 For a true love, I'd gladly pay the cost. 1168 01:25:35,466 --> 01:25:39,972 But, that's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1169 01:25:40,006 --> 01:25:44,747 That's the one bridge I have never crossed. 1170 01:25:49,555 --> 01:25:55,431 It's Jamboree time in Nashville, Tennessee. 1170 01:25:56,305 --> 01:26:56,835 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 86336