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And there he stood, the greatest gladiator in Rome,

facing his toughest challenge yet, and the crowd roared, "Finish him!"

And then?

With his very last ounce of strength, all the willpower he could possibly muster,

with everything he had left and...

And?

I got your nose!

Ah, huh?

Oh no, Mommy. No! Give it back!

Okay, you can have your nose back for tonight...

...but only if you promise me to have good dreams with me in them

and you'll tell me about them tomorrow.

To try is the best way to succeed. Good night, sweetheart.

Mommy?

An earthquake.Mommy!

Don't worry.

Oh, gods!

Help me! Help me!

Keep moving! Come on! Hurry!

Ah, help me!

Mommy?

Oh, come with me, little man.

Mommy, no!Let's go.

What's your name?

Timo.

Timo, it's gonna be okay. I'll raise you alongside my daughter, Lucilla, in Rome.

Pull together!

Row, row, row, row!

- Heave, men, heave! - Cover the children!

Ooh!

Ah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ow!

No...

Timo! Motivation. You gotta have motivation.

Oh!

Ooh!

Ah! About time! We got a tweet from Lucilla.

"Dear Dad, I'm finally coming back home, can't wait to hug you.

"See you soon. Lucilla."

My daughter will be back, after all these years.

Timo!

Hey, Timo...

Did you hear? I've gotta go!

What are you doing? Not the face!

Loser.I gotta go. Same time tomorrow?

Oh. A little louder?

There's a feudal dude in the next empire who can't hear you calling me.

This is the only true Gladiator Academy

in all of Rome and most of you will not make it out alive!

Ah!

You call this training?

Come on! Show me a real gladiator!

Ah, Cassio! You're my best gladiator. How's your uncle today?

Well, Chirone, Domitian says hi. The Colosseum's almost built

and he wants to celebrate with a tournament worth the wait.

And what's better than the old-fashioned

one-versus-all show for the Emperor of Rome?

Good. I'm always pumped up by the chance to show off my guns in the arena.

Ah! Ah! Whoa!

Catch him!

Cassio, you're a star!

Sorry, girls, not right now.

Hi, Cassio.

Huh?

What?

Uh, here, it's all yours, kids.Cassio! Cassio!

Ah, that's so sweet.

Ugh!I was just...

Ow!

Whoa, whoa!

Ooh!

D'oh!

Battle cry!GLADIATORS: Awooga!

This little piggy went to gladiator school!

Your only shot at Colosseum victory is if your opponents die of boredom!

Uh.

I'm gonna leave it to you fellas, okay?

Ah!

Hm?

Did you see the forum? The thermal baths?

How wonderful! It's so good to be home!

Come on, Lucilla! What's wrong with you? Don't you feel good?

No, no. Everything is fine.

You should be psyched! We're finally out of that boring school!

I would have liked to continue my studies.

Continue your... Are you kidding? What for?

You're going to marry Cassio!

The Emperor's nephew!

Hug his muscles...Caress his hair...

Cassio... You'll travel the world. See the pyramids, visit Gaul!

Yes, it's just... Leaving school in order to get married?

What?There are other things besides muscles and money.

What if he isn't the right one for me?

You are weird, Lucilla!

I'm exhausted!

What's the matter, Goldilocks, tired already?

Hey! Let him go!You wanna dance, loser? Let's dance.

Ah, no thanks, my card's all full.

Make your move, Tiny. Come here!

Come on, stop! You're tickling me!

Here's what you pay to see!

Ha-ha. Need a break?

Huh?

Whoa! Did your face just fart?Lox and onions for breakfast. Sorry.

Stop... Fooling... Around!

Ah!

Oh, crap! I'm sorry...

Crap!

Munch my mud, mud-muncher.

Time goes by but some things never change, right... Timo?

Hi!GIRLS: Cassio? Ooh!

Ooh.

Daddy! Grubbo? You're all grown up!

Bye.

Hmm.

Hey! Get back in line, you blood-sucking spores!

See you later, Dad!

Whoa!

Ow!

Ave Domitian, my Emperor!

Mmm-hmm. Nice try. Now cut it. How's the work?

It's an honor, a really great honor!

Your wisdom shines upon the whole empire,

your gorgeousness rivals that of Apollo himself. And your regality

is so, um, regal.

Whoa!

I said cut it. We should have been open 16 years.

Instead, we've had more blabber than blood!

I want epic fights to the death but I'm stood here choosing stones instead.

Ahem. My Emperor, we're here to serve you!

Do you want the Colosseum yesterday

or do you want it to last forever?

Hmm?Huh?

Look out!

Whoa!

I'll kill you!

So, did you and Daddy get along well?

Oh, yeah. Best buddies, my dear!

When you left to study, you were a child. Wow. Look at you!

So beautiful, just like your mother.

It really isn't right that she couldn't

be around to see you marry the Emperor's nephew!

Dad, I...

Cassio's uncle is throwing a big party for you two.

An engagement party. I just want you to be happy.

Only the best for my daughter.

Um, sorry, but I have some night coaching for the boys. Get some rest.

The engagement can wait, just think about it.

Dad is always the same. It's so hard to talk to him.

Huh?

Who's there?

A little bit more and... Got it!

Whoa!

Timo! What are you doing?

We're on a full-pack hike. I snuck off. I had to see you.

You look great.I look awful.

Last time I saw you, you were a bony kid with pigtails and freckles.

What happened?I grew up.

I can totally see that!

Nice. But why so sad?Long story.

Does it have a happy ending?You never know.

Wow, so much has changed.Yeah, for starters, no one told me you're pregnant.

Too much time without you. It was a while, huh?

Not that much.

Well, it's only been eight years, 10 months and...BOTH: 15 days.

Well, I gotta go!

Timo, are you okay?

I'm all right.

Huh?

Come on! Let's go!

Ciccius, Mauritius! Hey, guys, wait for me!

By Jove, Timo! Where have you been? Don't tell me you were with Lucilla!

I think I'm in love with Lucilla.

Well, you've always been!She's beautiful. And even more on the inside.

You two are perfect for each other... If you were Cassio.

You know, their... Their families have already planned the wedding

and his family is worth a fortune.

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

Stop singing, right now!

♪ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands

Zip it, mister nightingale! I'm not kidding!

I love this song.He's really got a lovely voice.

♪ If you're happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it

♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

♪ Oh, happy day ♪

Oh, shut up!Ow!

Say thanks to Timo and raise your pace.

I want to see you fly like the wind!

Come on, guys! It's not my fault! Really! You know him.

Can I help it if Chirone doesn't appreciate the classics?

Get out of my way.

Good night, Ciccius!

Good night, everyone.

Sweet dreams.

Mmm.

Why are you so hard on him?Timo is...

At least he was, like a son to me...

He would be extremely good if only he worked harder.

He just... Why on earth does nothing interest him!

He's so apathetic.All of which make you angry.

You haven't been here. I've done everything to motivate him,

but he's been slacking off since you left.

That's frustrating. But I know that you love that boy.

Maybe you could give him another chance.

Another chance is too much for me. Why can't he be more like Cassio?

Speaking of Cassio...What are you thinking about?

His uncle is the Emperor, my darling. We can't mess with him.

But it's my life, Dad.

Oh, Lucilla, having Domitian as our patron is the only thing keeping us in business.

And Cassio is the best fighter in Rome!

He's the best match for you, my darling!

I don't want to marry him, Dad. I don't love him, sorry.

Going somewhere?I was just... I was just going for a walk.

So was I. Would you like to join me?

Daddy has always believed you could become a real gladiator.

What happened to you?I was born. It was just downhill from there.

So, how was Greece?

Oh, it was very sunny, but I didn't get out much.

I spent most of my time studying.

Did you learn what you wanted to?

I learned a lot. But mostly things that don't matter to me right now.

Huh?Hmm.

Well, I...Hey, remember this tree?

Uh, no.Liar.

Timo! Come here!Wait for me!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Blah!

Help!

Oh? Hold on, I'll help you!

Are you okay? Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh!

This is for you!

It's wonderful!

Ow!

Not again! Wait!

Daddy wants me to marry Cassio.

He's a good fighter. And the Emperor's nephew.

If only you'd put your heart into it, if you'd really focus,

you would be the best.Hello? He kicked my butt.

Isn't there anything that matters to you?Well, there used to be.

So what happened?She left for Greece.

But we were kids.

Getting cold, shall we go?You'll never know if you quit now.

Know what?If the story has a happy ending, silly.

Where in the end, the beautiful girl

changes her mind, doesn't marry the rich champion? Doubt it.

Idiot! Idiot! I'm an idiot!

You said that?TIMO: Rub it in, why don't you?

Did I mention that you're a total idiot?

I said that five seconds ago.

Anyway, Chirone has already planned everything.

Maybe if you beat Cassio, it will get him to change his mind.

I doubt it."Doubt it" will be written on your gravestone.

But maybe with a little help... And I think I know

who can help you!

I don't know. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Have we ever steered you wrong?

Yeah, you have! Many, many times.

What if Chirone finds out?Timo, I'm your friend.

And I'm sorry to talk to you like this. But you're a loser.

This is your only chance!Hmm.

Oh, what now? Is it what I said?

It's the truth!Just give it a shot, Timo.

What have you got to lose?It's cheating! A bad idea!

A big steaming bowl of immorality!

Ah!

All's fair in love and war, you're getting killed in both.

All right, I'll do it.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most hairless of them all?

Hairless? You?As Terenzio would say,

"One falsehood thrusts aside another."

Why not? What's wrong with me?

Well, for starters, you have a five-day-old beard...

And you shaved this morning.

Grandma, it's me!

Ow!

That's seven more years bringing your grand...

...bad luck total to......2,401 years!

I hate my life.

Ah!

Oh! Coochie-coo! Bat boogers. Very rare.

Don't worry, Timo, my grandma knows what she's doing.

If you say so...

You can't find this stuff in stores.

I think I'm gonna hurl...

Here, taste!

Maybe later.

You're cute.

Come on, Grandma...You can't rush genius!

Do you know how long it took me to invent penicillin?

Ah, what's penicillian?

No idea. I also invented blue pill.

I used to go out with a blind, Phoenician pygmy who loved it to death.

Ah, but don't ask!

Huh?I dunno?

Goat's foot, lion's mane... You'll become very strong!

You try it... You'll be strong as a beast!

Drink it!

Drink it!

No! Not the fly! Gross!

Drink it!

It works!

Here we go, Cassio!

Oh... Grandma, you gotta stop killing my friends.

Oh, hi!

Those were the days! We were young, happy, winners! Just like my nephew, Cassio!

Enchante...

Now my days pass between meetings with senators,

temple openings and repairs for aqueducts,

and do you know how many fountains there are in this city?

No wonder the empire keeps growing, we keep watering it!

Yes, well... Fighting, competition, investing in those boys you train,

that's what I love!

When's that Colosseum of yours going to be finished, Domitian?

Without all the crumbling rubble, our tax dollars hard at work?

Huh?

I'll miss her.

It will be ready, I'm told, very soon.

Is it true you're bringing killing back?

Yes. The final round of the first tournament

will have a life or death match!

Wonderful! Those always boost the approval ratings of an Emperor!

I don't need it, Cassio...Enough already!

Let's cut straight to party time.

So, take your best shot.

You deserve only the best and we all know who's best around here!

Don't tell me! You're supposed to be the best, right?

You! You and your friends are gonna challenge me?

Take a crack!

I'm not going to go easy on you this time, clown.

Timo! What are you doing?

Try to stay alive, if you can...

You're dead! Huh?

Yoo-hoo!

It's okay...

He's on something! Give him a potion test!

Huh?

Performance enhancing potion.He's juicing...

Pee in here, please.

Huh?

Aw, fine...

I can't do it when everybody's looking at me!

Go on!

Could you say "psss psss"?

Psss... Psss...

Ah! Thanks!

He's had this thing since he was a child.

Ow!

What have you taken, boy?

Nothing! I swear!

Whoa! What the...

No! Not that one! It's one of a kind!

Thank goodness!

It's some sort of transformation potion!

I won't stand for tricks like this in my outfit.

You're gone! Out of the academy for good.

What?

We're so sorry...

We'll leave you alone... Come on, Mauritius...

How could I be so stupid?

Lucilla...

You failed me!

Huh?

Please don't do this, Chirone.

You're a disgrace. Get outta my sight.

But you are my only family...

Is there anything you care about? Anything at all?

Lucilla.

Stay away from her! She deserves the best and she will marry the best!

Not a cheater like you!

Get out of here and never come back!

Hey, watch where you're going!Excuse me!

Wow, the Colosseum, Lucilla will never see me fighting here.

What? Who's there?

What did you say last time? "Try to stay alive"?

Did you come to make sure you quote me correctly?

You pathetic fool, you had to cheat to beat me!

Can we talk about it? Ow!

Don't you know when to quit?

I don't know how to quit. That's the difference between us.

You don't know how to try. You have no friends, and no Lucilla!

No! Cassio, please...

Hey! Don't pass out on me now!

What gets me about you being dumped out of the academy

is that you'll never see me and Lucilla together. Come on then!

Nobody taught you that three-against-one fights are rude and unfair?

There's some for you as well, if you want.

Ha!

Ha!

Come on!

Move! Move!Let's get out of here!

Who... Thank you for saving me...

I feel so guilty for Timo...

It was us who made him get that potion from your grandma after all...

Grandma always exaggerates her doses. You should try her mutton.

She stuffs it with a whole carriage of garlic.

Poor Timo. I wonder what he's doing now, all alone, with no place to go,

with nothing to eat...Don't tell me! I get hungry just thinking about it.

Shall we get a second round at the canteen?

So, it was Granny's work, huh?

Thanks for the tidbit, losers!

You'll pay for this, too.

Huh?

So. Did you find him?

Ha ha!

Excellent! Good job! By the way, was there a woman with Timo, by any chance?

Uh-uh.

Boys, you wanna grow up to be a hero? The coolest gladiator, huh?

You bet you do, right?

Yeah!

Great! Then go spy on Timo and then

you gotta tell me what he's doing and remember, always floss.

Huh?

Hey there, how's it going?

Not so well...

I don't get how you do it. Every time I try, my head starts spinning!

Probably, it's because you are holding it upside-down.

You're totally right. I think I'll have to do some more practice...

Maybe with someone's help...

I don't want to distract you from your training,

but we can arrange something.

Huh. What's the sad face for?

I'm really worried about Timo. It was me who told him to try harder...

You didn't tell him to cheat.

I'm worried he'll do something stupid.

Knowing Timo, he will.

Don't worry. I'll try to talk with your dad.

Perhaps I can make him change his mind,

you know, persuade him to take Timo back at the academy...

Thanks for everything, Cassio.

Ah!

Wait!

Have you already forgotten?

Let's start with this.

Who has time for this nonsense?

Oh, yeah! Leftovers! Bon appetito!

Huh?

Paws off, grabby! Here, kitty, kitty!

"Are you a loser? A failure at love?

"Reduced to looking for food in the garbage?" Huh, you got that right.

"You may be a failure! But you are powerful beyond measure.

"It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us..."

What about that... "Diana, personal trainer."

Hm.

Ha!

"Emperor's nephew keep beating you up and taking your girl?

"I can even the odds." That's direct marketing.

What the? "Drop the drumstick and get your rear in gear."

Let's give it a shot.

Almost there, right around the corner.

Right... Around... The corner...

Huh? Huh?

It's supposed to be right here!

Right this way. No, this way!

Definitely not that way!

Huh?

Oh no! I hate these things,

and they put them in every movie.

Perfectly safe.

Just a little step... Whoa!

Ah! Oh!

What is it made of, stale bread?

Stop the bridge, stop the bridge!

Argh!

It does taste like bread a bit.

Oh, great. Right into the wolf's mouth.

Lovely, spacious, pitch black and... Oh! Hi!

Funny, is that the bell?

Okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!

Ah! Shoo! Shoo!

What?

Looks like I made it.

Wow. What do you know?

Nice place! Whoa! Watch that first step!

Whoa!

Hello.

Ah, hi. My name is Timo. I'm looking for...

Whatever you're looking for, you're looking at.

Come in.

Uh, do you have anything to drink?

Such as?

Do you have any grape juice?

No.Apple juice?

No.OJ? Soda? Purple stuff?

Easy there, cowboy. Maybe later.

Ow!

So, why do you need a personal trainer for?

You wanna beat somebody up, get the girl and live happily ever after?

One of those deals? Hm?

Uh...How fast are your reactions?

Huh?Your reflexes. Are they fast?

Why?

What the... Ow! Cut that out!

Why don't you stop me?

Look...

I really don't wanna hit a woman.

I really don't see that happening.

Ha! Gotcha.

Okay, that's it! One more sucker punch and I swear to the gods I'll...

What? Huff and puff and blow my house down?

Look, we got a lot of work to do, so let's not waste any time.

I get half.Half of what?

The works. I train you and you give me half of everything that comes in.

Action figures. Tours. Sponsors. Merchandising!

Huh?You're a gladiator, right? That's big business.

You guys are rock stars. Or, at least, you could be.

So, what do you have to lose?

What do you say? Clear your name, beat the bad guy, get the girl...

And I get half. Deal?

Deal.

Look at that, the pigs are embarrassed of you.

Huh?Hm.

Uh, good night.

Great, a stable, could it be worse?

Oh! Oh!

I knew it, it is worse.

Hm?

Lucilla's right. If I really try, things will get better.

Morning. This is your most important weapon. Put it on.

"Think"? Why does it say "think"?

Your mind. That's your most important weapon.

Cute.

Now run up that hill, and fetch me a pail of water.

Huh? What's the point in that?

Exercise. Just go up the hill, and fetch me a pail of water.

What? Way up there?

Come on, that's easy...

Quiet, Sparkles. He can do it.

"Sparkles"? Your horse's name is "Sparkles"?

Well, the clock is ticking, Nemo.Timo.

That's what I said, Lino.My name is Timo!

Yeah, I got it, Dino!Timo!

Whatever. Go!

What kind of name is "Sparkles" anyway...

Huh?

Ow!

"Whatever. Go."

Whoa! They must have some giant beasts around here!

Just be careful. Don't stumble...

Darn you, leaf!

Why must you leave your branch?

Whoa!

Oh, come on!

Help!

Ah! Diana!

Help! Sparkles, go get Diana!

Sparkles, you stupid... After we slept together in the stall!

"Think." Hm?

Gotcha!

Whoa!

Thanks a lot! You are a big help!

Oh!

Relax. You've gotta lose some to win some.

"Think more"? Well, you're in luck

because I'm the perfect loser.

Huh.

How about that pail of water?

Hit the hill. Fetch!

Whoa!

"Think more." Whatever. Ah!

So, who's the girl?

I don't wanna talk about it.

There's a cockroach on the floor in front of you. Kill it.

Huh?

I don't wanna kill it.

Kill it!I'm not a killer. I'm not into killing.

Kill it, you chicken-lickin' yellowbellied sapsucker! Kill it!

Ow!

You did that on purpose!

You looked at what the obvious was. But you weren't looking at what the obvious wasn't.

You're a very weird trainer.

I'm thirsty...Huh?

You're gonna make me go out and fetch a pail of water, aren't you?

Right.

Okay.

They pop up like mushrooms!

Whoa!

Pay no attention to the man swinging in front of your face, on a string.

I know how it looks, but I'm really not doing this to tease you.

Argh!

Oh, stop. Lucilla.

Huh? Ah!

Go away!

Sparkles, wait. Come back.

I love you?

Vino, you are smart, really smart.

You. You!

Oh, yeah, me. Are you ready to go shopping?

Ahhh!

Move on, we have a lot of walking to do.

We gotta go all the way to Rome?

Last time it took me a day to reach you!

Are you really that slow?

Look.

Shall we go, Mino?

Timo. My name is Timo.

What did we come here for?What do you think?

Stay here, Chino. I'll be back in a minute.

Huh? Hmm?

What? Huh?

"Colosseum's grand opening,

"a gladiator smack down."

Hey, I signed you into the tournament.

Oh, and I bought you this.

Huh? What? Whoa, wow, thank you very much.

It's three sizes too small.

You'll be able to wear it when you're ready.

Come on, Pino. No time to lose.

Not a word, Sparkles.

I'm so sorry, Lucilla. Timo's nowhere to be found.

We've looked everywhere.

Cassio, I'm so worried.Don't be.

I'm sure he'll come back.

Unfortunately, your father... Well, you know him.

Turns out, he's completely against his readmission.

Thanks for trying, anyway.

Really, sometimes he can be as stubborn as, as...

As an Emperor who's already chosen his nephew's wedding day?

Yeah.

My uncle insists that our marriage will be celebrated after the tournament,

at the Colosseum.

I've tried to play for time, but...

He's even more stubborn than my father.

Timo better get his butt back here.

It may be too late.

Huh? Hmm?Hmm.

Ha! Ha!

I'll show you!Ha!

Hmm.

I know, I know. I have to get the water.

Hmm. I have a mission for you.

Here we go!

Ahhh!

Huh?

I'm not that stupid!

Everything's fine!

No traps, everything's fine.

Oh, huh?

Ah.

Hmm?

Mmm. Mmm.

Ohhh!

Huh?

And who might you be?

Oh, aren't you a cutie?

Well, maybe it's an abandoned baby.

Come on in, let's have a look at you.

You're the perfect toddler I need for my stew.

Oh, look at those little feet.

They're going to go great in my shrinking serum!

Huh? Huh? Hmm.

Now, you stay here while I go get my carving knife,

and we can get to work.

There we go. Now, pay attention.

Brewing potions is an exact science.

Or an inexact science, depending on what you want to do.

If you mess up by the slightest bit, anything can happen.

An error can spell disaster, so hold on to this very carefully.

Oh!

That is so funny, you almost got us killed.

I love you, kid... Boiled with a side of garlic.

Ah!

Gesundheit! Filled up already?

Ah, we're infested with bats.

That's a pest problem.

I call it, "Ingredients."

Mmm. Potions and now, here we go!

Finger nails, fresh, just a touch for flavor.

We're almost there.

Ahh!

Okay, I think it's done. Let's have you taste it.

Oh, no. What are you doing? That goblet is worth more than you!

It looks fine, which is good, because it means that you can live.

But, where... Oh, kids.

They grow up so fast.

One minute they're babies and the next they're out the door.

It's freezing cold and she sleeps...

...and eats!

That's just not fair.

I really hate that horse.

Be nice. One day, you may need her.

Need her? How?You know, Sparkles has

a lot of qualities.Let me guess,

no brain? Does she fart like there's no tomorrow?

Is she the meanest mare in the whole Empire?

Colosseum's opening soon and you have to be ready for the tournament.

Why does Sparkles get a blanket and cookies?

I want a blanket and cookies.

You go without a coat when it's cold,

you find out what cold is.

Go hungry, keep your existence lean.

Do you even understand what you are saying? It makes no sense! I'm starving!

Good.

We're gonna wear away all that fat and get down to the lean tissue,

so you can see what it's all about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The only time you define your character,

is when you are forced to do without it.

In times of hardship, you find out what you're really made of

and what you're capable of.

If you never test yourself,

you'll never define your character, you'll never win that tournament.

And you'll never get Lucilla.

How do you know about Lucilla? Who are you?

A thirsty girl.What? Oh!

Ahhh.

Whoa.

See you later. Whoa!

Yikes. A pail of water, a pail of water.

Okay.

Yes! Yes! That was not a mirage! Oh, nice well. Ha!

Oh!

Yeah. Ahhh.

Come on.

Get off me!

This chick sounds weird.

Tell me about it.

You're losing weight.Yeah.

I didn't know you cared! How 'bout those cookies?

Saw your name on the entry list for the tournament.

Yeah, like I got a prayer. Yo! Cookies!

Seen Lucilla?

What?

What?Saw her yesterday.

She was with, uh, Cassio.

Perfect. Great. Cookies!

Whoa.

No way, big guy. You're in training.

Aw, man. No!

No, no!Hi, I'm Diana.

Hi, I'm Choo Choo.

This is Mozart, I mean, Mauritius.Uh-uh.

I'm Mauritius, this is Ciccius.

Shiny Shoe... I'm Shiny Shoe.

Your name is Shiny Shoe?

What? No! Are you single?

Gotta go, boys. Nice to meet you.

Go ahead, have your cookies, hang out with your friends,

that will make you win the tournament!

I'm on my way.

If you ever want to resume your training, you know where to find me.

Coming!

I'm coming.I know it's stupid,

but she has the right, I mean, the right name.

Huh?That babe, the one of the hunt,

you know, Diana, the goddess!

She's a goddess, all right.

Ah, yes!

And go, faster than a speeding bunny.

Whoops!

Bucket!

Parry!

Whoa!Never get distracted!

Huh?

Never run when you're not being chased.

Look, what is all this, huh? What are you trying to do?

Here's the thing, Zimo,

you've got it.I do?

Yes.Sweet. Wait, got what?

Get that you're afraid of what you've got,

but don't worry, one day you'll get it,

then you'll give it away, then someone else will get it.

I don't get it. Exactly.

Whoo-hoo.

Nyah-nyah!

I don't know how to tell you this,

so I'm just gonna say it.Is it Timo? Is he hurt?

Worse.Please, Cassio, just tell me.

There's a woman.

Ugh!

A woman?

Timo?It's true.

She's been training him for the tournament,

but I hear their relationship has turned into something more.

Much more.It can't be.

Who is this woman trainer?

I hear that she's a complete babe.

A real goddess. No, I mean, a real goddess.

A goddess? What goddess?

The tournament's tomorrow.

This is your last lesson. It's called trust.

Trust? What are you...

Huh?Trust.

Huh?

Lucilla!

Now, I'll never get her back!Timo, beware!

I'll kill myself!

Yes, ah.

Uh, hi.

Get off!Whoa, no, no. Lucilla, wait!

Wait! Wait! Whoa!

Please, Lucilla.Leave me alone!

It's not what you think!

Whoa, horsey! Ahhh!

Leave me alone!Whoa, ahhh.

She's, she's my trainer.

I saw how she was training you!

I'm doing this for you!

Like when you took that potion,

you always take the easy way, Timo.

You want to be a gladiator, but you don't want to do the work.

You want me, but as soon as I am out of sight,

you find someone else.

Face it, Timo, you're just too easy on yourself.

You've always been.But I've changed!

Lucilla, really, I've changed.

Lucilla!

Bravo. Great move.

Don't tell me you let her go!

Let her go...

I did everything for her and, as always, I've screwed up.

Is this what I taught you?

Of course not! You taught me how to fetch a pail of water and run up that stupid hill!

And?And what?

And succeed!What's the point to succeeding,

if you can't share it with anybody?

Don't try it, Mr. "I-quit-at-the-first- sight-of-trouble!"

I haven't wasted my time to see you run away like a major loser!

If you wanna show Lucilla, Chirone, Rome, you got your chance.

Tomorrow. The tournament.

But what was that you said? Never get distracted, huh?

And remember, it's all just for Lucilla.

Hmm, not bad, but get ready to go.

This evening, we're eating out.Huh?

We're going to eat? Really?

Mmm, really.

Ah, nice big platter.

What's it for?

A single, lonely bean?Veal chop.

What you ordered. Tomorrow, you fight.

Tonight, you enjoy a nice dinner.

No tricks?Hmm?

That is beautiful! What is it?

You know, we are all much more than the sum of our parts.

Just like this bracelet.

The black pearl is tufa, it represents Volcano,

the god of all-consuming fire.

Let go of your past, free yourself and find a new beginning.

And this?Violet, Minerva's color.

It brings wisdom.

And this?This is red.

Venus' color. So you can find your fire, your passion.

Oh!

And what about this one?

A bright green crystal pearl.

The hunting goddess' color. It represents the ability to commit yourself

to what you really love.

Relax, I know that you love Lucilla.

Yes.And you've learnt to resist temptations.

You have a big heart, Nino. You are slow, awkward, but you're ready to fight

for what you care!

I got your tickets for the gladiators!

Official merchandise comes with real blood stains.

You don't wanna miss out on this!

Gladiator action figures.

Get your gladiator action figures

in advance of the movie.

What's a movie?Don't bother me, kid!

Thanks a bunch!Buy your Cassio bronze busts.

Cassio's stone head.

No! No!

Stupid kid!

What can you tell us about this umpteenth opening of the Amphitheater?

Will there be another collapse?

I'm sure that we have finally solved those little

structural problems.

The Amphitheater is perfectly practicable and safe.

This opening will be a great success, you'll see!

Today's contest has been much criticized.

Why choose gladiators from all over the world,

instead of just Romans for this tournament?

Why not choose them? This is globalization.

The world gets smaller and smaller, while the Empire gets bigger and bigger!

My nephew Cassio is the odds-on favorite. Put your money on him, boys!

Hey! Ha, ha, ha.

Ave Imperator!

Morituri te salutant!

Welcome to the opening of the biggest amphitheater in the world!

The Colosseum!

Today, the best fighters from all over the Empire,

will challenge each other for you!

I mean, the most ruthless killing machines, from all over the world.

The fights will continue until all gladiators are eliminated

and there's only one left alive.

You left out the part about just one left alive.

I was saving it for a surprise.Ha, ha. Funny.

This is the greatest, most exciting, most incredible

show in the whole Empire,

and it is just for you!

So, did you find it? Hmm.

Give it to me!

Ah! I'm not an idiot like Timo. I'm not going to drink that!

That'll do it!

Perfect! By rubbing it on my muscles and not drinking it, I won't get caught, you see?

And then I'll win!

And now, here are the challengers.

From the dusky Britain!

From mysterious Arabia!

From the far lands more eastern than East itself!

From the red-hot dunes of Aegyptus!

From the sunny Hispania!

Andale!

From the freezing coasts of the Germanicum sea!

From the remote lands of Africa!

And finally, from the alleys of Rome,

Timo!

You're on your own, big boy. Make me proud of you.

Wow!

Yeah!Love ya!

Ah, you're great!

Hi!

Ha! Oh!You're an idiot, as usual.

Keep an eye on that one. He cheats.

They are the most dreaded warriors in the world!

Their aim is the final match,

and our aim is to show you the bloodiest match you've ever seen!

And now, it's their turn.

Your favorite gladiators, the strongest fighters in Rome,

they're simply the best!

Let the games begin!

Watch out!

Whoa!

Ahhh!

Ha!

Ha, ha. Ole!

Come here!

Give me more!

Now!

Argh!

Huh?

Here,

take these back!

Hey!Ha!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Huh?

Oh!Ha!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah, come on, huh?

There must be something here! Who? What?

Aha! Hmm.

Hey, that Lino rocks!

Timo, his name is Timo!

Dodge the traps, just like she taught me.

Oh! Uh-oh.Hello!

Welcome back!

You had me worried, but you did good.Ah, thanks.

And it wasn't just me you impressed.Huh?

Huh?Where?

He has such shameless luck, but he's really trying this time.

Who's she?Uh, I don't know.

She looks like somebody famous.

Huh? Eh!

Oh.

Give me more! I'm going to win this tournament.

You understand? Move!

Ah!

No!

Ahhh!

Hey-ho!Argh!

I surrender! You won.

Ahhh!

Ah!

There's something fishy here.

He's cheating by using my grandmother's potion! I smelled it!

I did it, too, in order to win.

And you paid for it.

But you realized your mistake, didn't you?Ow!

More.

I said more!

Okay, boss, yeah!

Life or death, my foot!

My third grade dance performances were bloodier and more brutal than that.

My Emperor, your goat-butter cream sauteed mutton,

with apples and honey on the side.And?

And your fried chicken thighs with Caesar dressing.

Ah! Finally something decent today!

Of course, my Emperor. If you please, I'll go to weep in silence in my corner now.

This time, they fight to the death!

In this corner, every girl's dream, every boy's nightmare.

The one, the only, the mighty Cassio!

And in this corner, he's tough,

he's too cool for school,

I give you Timo!

Gentlemen, ready.

Aim!

Die!

Sparkles! Go! Come on!

Huh?Sparkles, go!

That's it!

Woo! Ha, ha!

Come on!

Ha!

I'm too fast, too furious for you!

Ha-ha!Huh? What? Oh no!

Ah! Ha, ha!

Ha-ha, gotcha!

Huh? What?

Time for a little housekeeping!

Whoa, no, okay, look out!

Check out the option package on my chariot!

Look out!

Gotta go, come on! Sparkles!

Let's go!

I'll get you!Come on, Sparkles, let's go!

No way!

Oh, no!

Ahhh! Oh, no!

Huh?

Ah, good horse, Sparkles, thank you, you saved my life.

Huh? Oh!

What's a good fight without a few surprises?

Huh?

You two?

I think we're done here, but have a go at him if you like.

Hey, hey.

Hey!

Come back here!

Huh? Ah, ha, ha!

Get it off me!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Argh!

Ah!

Stay down, this is my show, my triumph, I won't let you spoil it!

You're nothing, got it? Nothing!

Now I'll show you.

Ow! I will show you...

You've been kicked out, humiliated, then why do you keep fighting?

What for?

For her! To show her that I can commit myself to what I really care for.

Lucilla? Tough luck. She's mine.

Poor Timo. The wedding's already planned!

I'll show everyone exactly what you're worth,

I'll win the tournament and she will be mine!

That's my Cassio. The show I wanted! It's all about blood, gentlemen.

Always has been, always will be.

She'll never be happy with you!

Not a big deal.

It's all that matters to me.

Stop everything! Cassio has been...

Ahhh! Oh!

Huh?

He changed into a minotaur!

Ciccius, I must tell you. Your grandmother is a danger...

Uh-oh.

Whoa, ahhh!

Put me down! Ow!

Timo, watch out!

Ahhh!

Okay, huh?

You've learned to resist temptation!

I'm not like you.

Timo, no!

Stop him!

No! Stop! Lucilla!

Lucilla! Watch out!

You monster!Go get him! You, now!

Huh? Huh?

Get behind me.

Ah, Timo?

No! Help! Help me!

Lucilla! I'll save you. I have to save you.

Timo!Trust me.

Trust!

Guys! Hurry up, grab these.

Come on, come on.

What? Oh, no!

Go for it, champion! Knock him down!Heh.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Timo!

Get off! Let me go!

What the...

Hey! How'd that potion taste, huh?

As bitter as this defeat?

If you run away now, everyone's gonna know I was better than you.

Loser! Hmm?

Come here.Hmm.

And got your nose! See you later!

Come on, slow poke.

What's wrong, huh?

Can't catch me?

Not again, not again!

Sparkles, are you okay?

Lucilla! Lucilla! My darling, where are you? Answer me! Lucilla!

Oh ruins! All ruins!

Ciccius!Mauritius!

I'm fine, I'm fine!

Timo!Have you seen Timo?

I haven't seen him. Look under the debris! I'll check here! Hurry!

Timo!Timo!

Huh?

Ah!

Lucilla, are you okay, sweetheart?

I'm fine, Dad. Don't worry.

Timo pushed me away and saved me from the falling column,

but I lost him and... Where is Timo, Dad? Is he with you?

He sacrificed himself to save you.

Oh no! Timo! Timo!

It's not true, he can't be dead! Timo! Timo!

Timo! Timo!

Lucilla, no!

Run! Run!Oh, no!

Stay back!

Oh!

Oh, Timo!Easy there!

Ha!

Lucilla, I was so worried!

There was no reason, Timo was with me!

You fought well, you've become a real gladiator, son.

You made it!Timo!

What the...

Nyah!Ow!

Wait, wait, stop it, stop it!

Get off me, you little punks!

Whoa!

Opportunity, my Emperor!

What if this time we go pink?

Come here.

Easy, big boy, remember? We said 50/50.

But since we can't share this beauty,

next time I'm taking everything, deal?

Deal. Lucilla, she...Hmm?

Diana. She's just been my coach.

I couldn't have won without her, but that's all.

It's true.Timo, shut up.

You may or may not be a gladiator,

but you've always been the best man in the world to me.

You're cute!

Timo! Timo!

You know, Sparkles,

for a moment I was afraid he wouldn't make it.

Good luck, big boy.

Ah! Ooh.

Whoa!

Whoa, hey!

Uh, what?

Hmm.

Oh!

Okay, whatever.