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(mystical music)
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♪ ♪
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I know, it's like
what did he expect‐‐
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not being hung,
drawn, and quartered?
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(laughing)
That is horrible!
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(both chuckling)
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Ohh ...must admit,
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it is a huge relief
meeting someone
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who I can just
have a laugh with.
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It's a nice change from all
the creeps I've been meeting.
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It's just been so tough.
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I'm sorry
you've been through that.
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Honestly.
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(low background chatter)
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Anyway, what else do you do,
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apart from...
tell horrible stories?
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‐(both laughing)
‐They weren't that horrible.
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Uh, no, well, uh,
I'm a knight's sort of man.
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Um...really into
the jousting scene.
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Huge Evil Druid supporter.
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‐And then, um‐‐
‐Wait‐‐what?
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(laughs) Oh, right.
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Yeah, I know, jousting.
It's kind of mainstream.
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Sorry, you support
the Evil Druid
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that's‐‐that's walking
around our town
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turning people
into snakes?
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(ominous music)
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(chortling)
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(ominous chorus singing)
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Okay, right, yeah.
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You're an Evil Druid skeptic.
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That's fine‐‐we don't have to
agree on everything.
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(stammering) I‐‐
Are you insane?
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He's literally killing
innocent people!
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Uh, not killing.
Turning into snakes.
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Besides,
he's part of our culture.
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Just look at our flag.
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(fanfare)
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‐I just‐‐I‐‐
‐I mean, he's the foundation
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of our entire economy.
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‐(genteel music)
‐Ha ha. Look, Mom.
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I'm the Evil Druid!
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MAN: It just wouldn't be
the same without him.
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Mm, these oats are great,
by the way.
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I saw my own mother
turned into snakes
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before my very eyes.
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Can we just go back
to, like...
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three minutes ago and forget
about this Evil Druid stuff,
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do you think?
It would just be so silly
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to let such a small
difference of opinion‐‐
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‐Not really a small‐‐
‐I really like you.
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Okay?
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Listen.
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I've rendered
this new tapestry.
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It's got pretty good reviews.
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I was thinking maybe we could
take this back to my place...
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(genteel pipe music)
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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‐(whooshing)
‐Uhh‐‐
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Aah!
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♪ ♪
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‐(genteel pipe music)
‐I know that he's, like, funny
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and interesting
and good‐looking,
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and...(sighs)
I don't know.
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It's just this
Evil Druid thing.
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Why does it have to be
such a big deal, though?
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I mean, is it‐‐is it
the most important thing
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in the world?
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Well, like‐‐(huffs)
if it was just the Evil Druid,
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that's one thing,
but he's also started
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banging on about
how great and cleansing
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the Eagle of Fire is.
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EAGLE: Who shall burn?
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Do I really wanna date
someone
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who can support something that
flew out of the pits of hell
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to destroy humanity?
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I mean, he‐‐he donates money
to the damn thing!
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Every little bit
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counts!
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You're not going...
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to find, babe, this person
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who wants to overthrow
the Evil Druid,
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who wants to defeat
the Eagle of Fire,
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who wants to banish
the King of Frost
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back to his ice castle...
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and, you know, massage
your entire body every night.
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‐It's just not going to happen.
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‐That would be lovely.
‐Yeah, it would be,
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‐but it ain't happening.
‐But actually, please,
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don't get me started
on the King of Frost.
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This morning, he said
he found his ideas
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interesting.
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(weakly) I'm...so...cold...
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I just‐‐I just feel
you should be so happy
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that you found someone.
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I mean, you know,
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you were pretty miserable
when you were single.
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Hmm. I guess.
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(genteel pipe music)
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♪ ♪
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Sorry, are you looking
at these tapestries?
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They're completely
jumping the shark, right?
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I think I'm just
gonna go to bed.
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Oh.
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Is everything...okay?
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Yeah.
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Right. Okay, well,
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I‐‐pfft‐‐it's only just 9:00,
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so I think I'm gonna
head into town.
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The Demon Rabbit
is going to execute
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a bunch of savages from
the Sunflower Harmony tribe.
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‐(sighs)
‐(huffs)
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It's a charity thing.
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It's to support city watchmen
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who've been fired
for excessive violence, and‐‐
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Oh, well, give them
my best.
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That's really hurtful,
you know?
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Yeah. Chopping people's
heads off is really hurtful.
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Okay, and when you make fun of
me like that, with your...
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sarcasm...it hurts.
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You know how insecure I am.
I just‐‐I just feel...
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I never treat you
like that.
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I let you have your opinions
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‐without trying to change you.
‐The things you say
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are just so...
(sighs)
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the Sunflower Harmony Tribe
aren't savages.
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They literally worship the
goddamn Sunflower of Harmony!
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And see? See?
There you go,
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just overwhelming me
with facts.
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Just because you know stuff.
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You can make me feel
really stupid, you know?
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It's what I believe.
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I'm sorry, but I don't know
how to express it without‐‐
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Please, I just‐‐
I really love you,
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and I respect you, and I'm
just trying to make it work.
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It feels like if‐‐
if you're not judging me,
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you're just being distant,
and we got into this pattern,
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and I...I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
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I'm sorry.
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‐(sniffling) So am I.
‐I hate being like this.
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I really wanna
make this work, just...
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just tell me what I need to do.
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All right, all right,
oh, oh‐‐
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hey, okay.
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Where are my city watchmen at?
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There they are!
City watchmen
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in the house tonight!
Okay.
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(crowd cheering)
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It's a flier!
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‐Yes! Oh, my God.
‐Whoa! Did you see the head?
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‐Ah, well done.
‐(laughing) Yeah, thank you.
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Lucky catch!
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Oh, my God, we should
put this on a spike
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next to our bed!
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‐Oh, u‐unless‐‐
‐No, it's‐‐it's fine.
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Everything's fine.
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♪ ♪
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